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More Democrat Doomsaying Over the Socialist Petrograd-Honeymooner Bernie Sanders
Plus: Minnesota in Play?

I love it.


Some Democrats are freaking out.

The'’re freaking out at prospects that Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., could win the Democratic nomination. They worry about how Sanders matches up against President Trump. They fret that Sanders’s socialism could inhibit his ability to woo swing voters, those in rural areas, the upper Midwest and conservative Democrats generally.

...

"It's bad," said one freshman Democrat from a swing district. "We are having conversations about how to deal with this."

"If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat.

...

"I think that [Sanders] can be challenging in parts of the country that we have to win in order to win the presidency," said Sen. Michael Bennet, D-Colo., who recently gave up on his own Quixotic presidential bid.

"We have to win Pennsylvania," said Sen. Bob Casey, D-Pa. "[If] we lose there, it's over."

Democrats are planning to run "hyperlocal" campaigns where they essentially pretend that there is no presidential contest going on, and no national issues in play, and instead run on... filling potholes?

And speaking of the Upper Midwest:

Those are the best findings in the poll for Trump.

Other findings aren't so good -- but they're also not awful, especially when you consider the typical liberal skew of polls.


Statewide, 52% of voters disapprove of Trump’s job performance, while 44% approve of his work in the White House...

The presiden'’s latest approval ratings mark a slight improvement from an October Minnesota Poll, when the president’s approval rating dipped to 40%. Fifty-six percent of voters held negative views of his tenure at that time.

So he gained +8 in net job approval? That's better than slight, I think.

...

Among Republicans, 92% approve of Trump's performance, while 97% of Democrats disapprove of his time as president. Independents were more evenly split, with 48 % holding a negative view of the president and 44 % viewing his work in a positive light. The telephone poll of 800 registered voters was conducted Feb. 17-19 and has a margin of error of +/-3.5 %.

Eh, not terrible. Not with Bernie Sanders as an opponent.

Prediction: RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA will not be a major attack line by Democrats this go-round.

Update: WRONG! See update below.


In Hennepin and Ramsey counties, seven in ten voters disapprove of Trump's performance. But in the metro suburbs, which are expected to be heavily targeted by both parties this November, 54 % voiced approval. The president's support was strongest in southern Minnesota, where nearly six in ten voters approve of his performance. Voters in northern Minnesota were evenly split, 48% to 48%.

The president got higher marks for his handling of the economy and jobs, which is emerging as a central theme of his re-election pitch. Half of the voters polled said he is doing a good job in that area, while 43 % disapproved.

Support for impeachment has fallen sharply:

A Minnesota Poll conducted weeks before the House voted to formally authorize proceedings found that Minnesotans were evenly split, with 47% of voters approved of the idea.

Now, in the wake of the U.S. Senate’s voted to acquit the president, 42% of voters think impeachment was a good idea. Half were opposed... About six in ten independents said they opposed impeachment.

These numbers are not great, but they do show Minnesota -- a Blue State, last time around -- is in play.

Obama won it by 250,000 votes; Trump lost it in 2016 by 40,000.

I can't imagine that Trump has lost support since 2016, given his accomplishments and the fact that the world has not blown up the eighteen times predicted.

Update: The Democrat Establishment, represented here by Serpenthead James Carville, is now arguing that Putin is helping Sanders win the primary so that his Spetznaz sleeper agent Donald Trump can win the general:

Posted by: Ace at 06:04 PM




Comments

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1 why so grey?

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:05 PM (K4I9O)

2 BERNIE BURNIE!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:05 PM (wc1vX)

3 Texas is an open primary state - do with that what you will

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:06 PM (K4I9O)

4 Whoo hoo, bold and gray!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:06 PM (Ez6QX)

5 I can't imagine that Trump has lost support since 2016, given his accomplishments and the fact that the world has not blown up the eighteen times predicted.


I would expect that incumbency would carry Trump over in states he narrowly lost. So, what, 340 EV?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:06 PM (wc1vX)

6 MN in play and kick out Omar too!

Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (x6XkS)

7 Not to mention Trump had one part-time worker on the ground in Minnesota in 2016 and that person went elsewhere before the election to help out. Trump has had dozens of people on the ground in Minnesota for months already and the numbers are growing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ZLI7S)

8 BOLD PREDICTION, COTTON

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Here I come noody
I'm comin' to get ya
Ow boxy lady

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (ykYG2)

10 I boldly challenge you to vote your conscious in the Texas primary

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (K4I9O)

11 We can haz centered for a trifecta?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (1CjJc)

12 Top 20

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (u5qwU)

13 Welcome to AOSHQ, It has been 0 hours since our last blogging mishap.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)

14
Super Tuesday will change everything.
Bernie won't be leading in the delegates a week from
this Wednesday. The DNC won't allow it.

They want the Fake Injun to be the Nom.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Pu7FG)

15 If Trump continues with positive messaging in his ads and the Rs follow suite by highlighting the positives, everything but CA, NY, IL OR, and WA could be in play.

Posted by: iandeal at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (vgGyZ)

16 Is there enough popcorn in the entire world for the next 12 months ?

The Popcorn Must Flow !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (zlgJP)

17 Less bold, more grey, please.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (Dhht7)

18 Ace would fix the post if be hadn't banned himself.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (HegXK)

19 Minnesota in play?

We don't need no stinking Minnesota.

Tell them to take their 10 electoral votes and stick them up their ice holes......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Z+IKu)

20 I don't believe anything the Democrats say. So if they say they're worried that Sanders will cost them the presidency, I think it means they see Sanders as their best chance to get their way.

They're playing "Oh, woe is us" to fool the voters into thinking "Oh, Sanders won't win, so my vote for Trump isn't needed."

Never, ever believe anything they say.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (l9m7l)

21 Texas is an open primary state - do with that what you will

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:06 PM (K4I9O)

I did. Ain't I a stinker?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (q1Pj5)

22 All 50 states are in play this year, imho.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (zlgJP)

23 Shouldn't Comrade Bernie be forced at the convention to redistribute his wealth of delegates?

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Ccx2f)

24 Today has been a fun day.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

25
The markets dropping 3.5% is a BFD.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Pu7FG)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (arJlL)

27 They're freaking out at prospects that Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., could win the Democratic nomination.

At one point, Sergei Kirov looked like a comer, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:10 PM (/pTOt)

28 Lord take me downtown
I'm just lookin' for some tush

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

29 "If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat.
.........

And this is different from the other idiot D candidates how?

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:10 PM (v0R5T)

30 I really want Trump to win MN (all the other states too), but that would be the cherry topper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

31 Hyperlocal? I hope they send America's Sweetheart Ilhan around the state to drum up support for Democrat values and issues. LOLGF.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (bDqIh)

32 Bernie Sanders is the Harvey Weinstein of Casting Couch Communists.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (ATCV4)

33 I like the new color scheme, we can name it 'Old-Ass Democrat White Privilege Grey'.

Posted by: Clairol for Communists at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Jj+59)

34 The markets dropping 3.5% is a BFD.

Posted by: Soothsayer

---

Check back in 30 days and see where it is.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (HegXK)

35 16 Is there enough popcorn in the entire world for the next 12 months ?

The Popcorn Must Flow !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (zlgJP)


I'm worried about the strain on the Strategic Popcorn Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (/pTOt)

36 Totally unexpectedly, Stephen Somma, FBI case agent 1, the guy responsible for the fraudulent FISA warrants against Page, was also Halper's FBI handler.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (dNzKv)

37 VDH gives the reasons it will not be Bernie or the Democrats will pay the price of this Leftist foolishness.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

38 Does anyone do "Non-weighted Polls"?Likely Voter.People not sitting in a welfare office, like at jobs?

Posted by: Paladin at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (KX5Wh)

39 47 state landslide?


I don't think it's out of the question.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

40 >>>"If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat.

Shut up and take my money.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (1CjJc)

41 The markets dropping 3.5% is a BFD.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (Pu7FG)


My son is looking to buy tomorrow.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (aS1PU)

42 >>"If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat.


He's your monster, buddy. He and the rest of his Squad.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (bDqIh)

43 33 I like the new color scheme, we can name it 'Old-Ass Democrat White Privilege Grey'.
Posted by: Clairol for Communists at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (Jj+59)


Call it "Beaver Gray," in honor of Liz Warren.

Btw, has she dropped out yet?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (/pTOt)

44 Stop that, please.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (ACqut)

45 They worry about how Sanders matches up against President Trump. They
fret that Sanders's socialism could inhibit his ability to woo swing
voters, those in rural areas, the upper Midwest and conservative
Democrats generally.

_________


Bernie only has one hope to win in the general -- by promising to put all whites in gulags! For the children, of course ...

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (Ccx2f)

46 All 50 states are in play this year, imho.


Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM

---

CA, IL, MA, VT, RI, CT, NY and NJ beg to disagree.

If Trump is running against sanders, then I predict he will take 40 States.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (JUOKG)

47 MN very doable for Trump, Bernie or no. Has looked that way for a while. And the approval #s continue to paint a country seriously short of a full six-pack (even accounting for crappy surveys).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (El6T/)

48 Hell, YES, Minnesota is in play!


Even wine moms are starting to sober up.


A little bit, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

49 The markets dropping 3.5% is a BFD.



Kind of highlights the folly of linking your economy to a third-world dictatorship.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (wc1vX)

50 it might also be Gulag Grey.

Posted by: Clairol for Communists at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (Jj+59)

51 I did. Ain't I a stinker?
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2020 06:09 PM (q1Pj5)

Yes, Yes, let the Bernie mania flow through you.

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (K4I9O)

52 I love the Chris Matthews rightly called Sanders a communist, and then all the Leftists called for him to be fired. That's corn popping time right there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

53 I have to think there's a huge Silent Majority in "nice Minnesota" that are sick of the Somali shitheads raping their daughters. Might be a good idea to dog whistle that and have discussions about those that marry their brothers to get over here.

At least last time I checked, I think McMuffin cost Trump the state in 2016, so it's definitely in play. A lot more in play than say Colorado or Virginia.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (sjTfF)

54 Oh well a touch of grey
Kinda suits you anyway

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (ZLI7S)

55 It is almost as if an operation called "Crossfire Hurricane" was designed from the outset to entrap trump staffers from all sides in a coordinated hurricane of activity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (dNzKv)

56 ...

"It's bad," said one freshman Democrat from a swing district. "We are having conversations about how to deal with this."

"If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat.

...



Unless the Democrat lives in a vote harvesting state.

Then, no worries!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (sy5kK)

57 I don't think it's out of the question.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 24, 2020 06:11 PM (0OmEj)

Alas, I think you are incorrect.
WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, NY, NJ, CT, MA, VT, RI, MD, DE.

If any of these go for Trump I'll buy the whole bottle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (dLLD6)

58 But they booed Trump at the MLB All-Star game, how can his numbers be up?

Posted by: My S I L at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (Jj+59)

59 As we type, the Beast is being retrofitted for a new, larger exoskeleton and a muu muu that will cover both it, and her hovercraft.


She'll swoop onto the stage in Milwaukee and things will get fun.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

60 Call it "Beaver Gray," in honor of Liz Warren.

Btw, has she dropped out yet?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
------

Ah. A new name for Lizzy? Gray Beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

61 IL will not go for Trump.

Chicago won't allow that.

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (RU4sa)

62 World war tree started when Trump was too aggressive with Iran. And a second time when he wasn't aggressive enough in Syria. And then a third time when he was too ... I mean not enough ... wrong on North Korea.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (WHGHB)

63 10 I boldly challenge you to vote your conscious in the Texas primary

Actually, no. My conscious said to vote for Clock Boy, but have decided that it was more tactically wise to feel the Bern.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (JXKKq)

64 This is enough to make Transgender Fonzie change sex again.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (v0R5T)

65 Alas, I think you are incorrect.
WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, NY, NJ, CT, MA, VT, RI, MD, DE.

If any of these go for Trump I'll buy the whole bottle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (dLLD6)


You forgot HI, not that it counts for much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (/pTOt)

66
When I was a little kid, if you told me that I'd grow up
and hate Andy Taylor, Han Solo, Rob Petrie, and one of the Monkees (nesmith), I'd say you were crazy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (Pu7FG)

67 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)

68 Ah. A new name for Lizzy? Gray Beaver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (CDGwz)


Exactly.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (/pTOt)

69 You forgot HI, not that it counts for much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (/pTOt)

I did indeed! But is it really a state?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (dLLD6)

70 I sense a 'grey' vs. 'gray' conflict stirring.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (CDGwz)

71 Even the Dems said in their debates that Sanders healthcare plan murdered, aborted, eliminated private insurance in its very womb for 180 million people.

I may have added a few modifiers there. But there are some commercials to be made.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (r+sAi)

72 Minnesota.

The state that brought you Al Franken and Jessie Ventura.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)

73 Bernie longs for the days of his Soviet Mating Dance, with his babushka, in Minsk. Ah, those were the days, my friend, we thought they'd never end

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)

74 Whoever opposes DJT is going to lose anyway, may as well be Bernie.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (w7KSn)

75 Gray Beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

You are a very bad man.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (dLLD6)

76 59 As we type, the Beast is being retrofitted for a new, larger exoskeleton and a muu muu that will cover both it, and her hovercraft.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (ptqGC)

Bet she cannot bend like a reed in the wind

Posted by: batterup at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (K4I9O)

77 Bernie ZZanders didn't kill himself

Biden should call himself Cocoa Pop or Cocoa Puff after claiming he went to a black school when he was a kid

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (ngJq0)

78 WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, NY, NJ, CT, MA, VT, RI, MD, DE.

If any of these go for Trump I'll buy the whole bottle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (dLLD6)
-----------

I think if Bernie is screwed out of the nomination, it puts states in play that otherwise wouldn't have gone for PDT.

I could see a scenario where PDT wins a plurality in some of these states, which would be enough to get him the electoral votes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (RIAR/)

79 I did indeed! But is it really a state?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (dLLD6)


It's a state ... of mind.

Kinda like CA.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (/pTOt)

80 Did Minnesota Fats come from the Minnesota pool halls?

Posted by: dantesed at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (88xKn)

81 This is enough to make Don Lemoan forget to tape off his forehead before applying his Toppik.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (v0R5T)

82 Always add 7% to the pro-Republican numbers in non-Rasmussen polls.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (AJ/mV)

83 78. See; Clinton, Bill

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (JRaU+)

84 >>"We have to win Pennsylvania," said Sen. Bob Casey, D-Pa. "[If] we lose there, it's over."


And yest ALL of your POTUS candidates would end fracking with an EO upon arriving in the Oval office and then set about ending the coal business.So, good luck with making that sale to Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (bDqIh)

85 All 50 states' electoral votes are in play if Trump wins the popular vote.

Posted by: Fortcoins at February 24, 2020 06:18 PM (JbL9Q)

86 Gray Beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

You are a very bad man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
-----

*points at Deplorable Jay Guevara*

Hey, it wasn't *my* idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:18 PM (CDGwz)

87 70 I sense a 'grey' vs. 'gray' conflict stirring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (CDGwz)

I thought the limeys spelled it with an e, we spell it with an a.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:18 PM (Ez6QX)

88 As we type, the Beast is being retrofitted for a
new, larger exoskeleton and a muu muu that will cover both it, and her
hovercraft.


She'll swoop onto the stage in Milwaukee and things will get fun.





Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM

---


Kind of like Jarra in MIB II?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68yyw6D79aU

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 24, 2020 06:18 PM (JUOKG)

89 In Soviet America, politicians chose YOU.

(*To be sent to the gulag.)

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (N9G0H)

90 Even wine moms are starting to sober up.

A little bit, anyway.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM

This does not, how you say, bode well for the Paolo.

Posted by: Paolo at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (rBtIz)

91 I think if Bernie is screwed out of the nomination, it puts states in play that otherwise wouldn't have gone for PDT.

I could see a scenario where PDT wins a plurality in some of these states, which would be enough to get him the electoral votes.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:17 PM (RIAR/)


I think you're right. Bernie Bros are out in force here in CA (at least judging by volume, if not numbers). What do they do if Bernie gets hosed again? (Besides rioting, I mean.)

Best of all: what if in that circumstance Bernie says "fuggit" and runs a third party campaign? After all, he's not even a Democrat in the first place.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (/pTOt)

92 Nuke a few cities in jersey, I don't care which, and we would be to the right of Attila the Hun.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (9Om/r)

93 why are yall so crabby?

go get laid. you'll feel so much better

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

94 48 Hell, YES, Minnesota is in play!


Even wine moms are starting to sober up.


A little bit, anyway.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)

This is a group that's going to be in a big pickle should The Bern get the nomination. They're mostly UMC bitches who are EXTREMELY class conscious. Yeah they'll virtue signal about brown bodies in cages and all the rest of the crap, but when the rubber hits the road and their position is threatened it's going to be very interesting to see what happens. Abolishing private insurance? HUGE tax increases that are going to cunt punch so hard they'll leave a mark? Can't drive that huge SUV anymore because of the Green Deal? Forget box wine these bitches will be turning tricks for a bottle of two buck chuck.

Ain't no way these people are going to vote against their pocketbook. They'd throw a brown baby into a fire if it means keeping the insurance and the SUV and the money and all the other trappings that let them indulge in their gay little virtue signaling dramas. My guess is they'll keep mouthing the platitudes right up until they vote for Trump in the voting booth.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (j3npP)

95 The Dems are looking at 2024 and how this year's loss will shape things for the new candidates.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (W9xoM)

96 Crash and Bern Democrats

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (jcCuH)

97 58 But they booed Trump at the MLB All-Star game, how can his numbers be up?
Posted by: My S I L at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (Jj+59)


The MLB All-Star game is no NASCAR race, my friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (sy5kK)

98 I still don't think Breadline Bernie will get the nomination, but if he does, I cannot wait for Trump to push that senile, scrofulent, slobbering, smelly Stalinist into a full-blown blood-pressure-popping rage fit on the debate stage.

Bernie is just like Pocahontas, Gropey Joe and all of the other midgets on the Dem stage - none of them have ever really been challenged or poked and they, like the devil, cannot abide being mocked.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (Ki5SV)

99 Interesting. Minnesota has no party registration for voter registration.

So how do they 'weight' polls for party affiliation, ESPECIALLY independent?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

100 Minnesota.
The wood chipper state.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

101 WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, NY, NJ, CT, MA, VT, RI, MD, DE. 

If any of these go for Trump I'll buy the whole bottle. 

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (dLLD6) 


I'd replace MN with VA.

MN isn't impossible and Trump is going hard for it.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (EsGqq)

102
Enough with the fish puns.

Ace, please ban the punners.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (Pu7FG)

103 In Soviet America, politicians chose YOU.

(*To be sent to the gulag.)
Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (N9G0H)


If you look back, gulags weren't so bad.

Posted by: Bernie Boofer at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)

104 Waving to nurse ratched.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (MxLTX)

105 86 Gray Beaver.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:14 PM (CDGwz)

You are a very bad man.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*points at Deplorable Jay Guevara*

Hey, it wasn't *my* idea.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:18 PM (CDGwz)


Hey, I'll own it. And remember, I already called top bunk in the camps. Of course, at this rate, I'll be the first one there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (/pTOt)

106 Out: Crypto-communism
In: Crypt-communism

(Bernie's so old, he seems to have recently emerged from a tomb.)

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (N9G0H)

107 > "If [Sanders] is the nominee, we lose," said one Democrat."

You think Sanders knows this too?

I do.

Which is why I expect that he'll cut a deal under the table with whoever the Democrat kingmaker is by mid-summer, and step aside.

The convention will then be immediately followed by the Burning of Milwaukee after the Bernie bros realize they've been duped--again--by that ol' communist rascal.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (XehFa)

108 70 I sense a 'grey' vs. 'gray' conflict stirring.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:16 PM (CDGwz)


Well, then.

NUKE THEM!

Posted by: Eric Swallowswell at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (sy5kK)

109 why are yall so crabby?

go get laid. you'll feel so much better
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)
........

I thought the crabs came after.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (v0R5T)

110 And yest ALL of your POTUS candidates would end fracking with an EO upon arriving in the Oval office and then set about ending the coal business.So, good luck with making that sale to Pennsylvania.

I think that has to be the GOP message: Democrats are interchangeable - it doesn't matter who your local Democrat is, they're all bought and paid for and they all vote in lockstep.

Posted by: JEM at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (8erNz)

111 I sat down this morning and went through the electoral vote count, state by state, using my best tubal sense in assigning votes. Dem, Rep, and tossup. I am not cocky about November. Not at all. Course, my heart was broken in 08 and 12, so it's hard to love again.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (90T4r)

112 But they booed Trump at the MLB All-Star game, how can his numbers be up?
Posted by: My S I L at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (Jj+59)


Wasn't it in DC? Of course they booed him.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

113 I thought the limeys spelled it with an e, we spell it with an a.
Posted by: Jordan61
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Many e's identify as a's. Vowel dysphoria. I'll not be judgey about it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (CDGwz)

114 *waves back to Ben Had*

how are you, sweet person

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

115 Interesting. Minnesota has no party registration for voter registration.

So how do they 'weight' polls for party affiliation, ESPECIALLY independent?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (NgKpN)


97.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (aS1PU)

116 If you look back, gulags weren't so bad.
Posted by: Bernie Boofer at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)


"I think it's unfair to criticize the gulag without looking at the good they did. For example, people got lots of exercise, and lost weight. No obesity problem in the gulag!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:21 PM (/pTOt)

117
Minnesota in play?

We don't need no stinking Minnesota.

Tell them to take their 10 electoral votes and stick them up their ice holes......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

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I'd love to cut Ilhan Omar out from underneath them and then nag them endlessly about being the Terrorist-Electing State.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (VNdB4)

118 If Trump rural turnout exceeds 2016 he could flip NV and MN.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (EsGqq)

119 I'd like to the think burnster is a step too far for a good 80% of the voters. Hence my 47 state prediction. Bernie is a full on commie. May as well reanimate and elect Che.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (0OmEj)

120 Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (j3npP)

There is a huge number of Kennedy Democrat types still out there.

They remember the Cold War. Highly doubt they will vote for an avowed Socialist.

These are Union Folks, who now have jobs.

Don't think they will vote for Trump, but they certainly won't vote for Bernie.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (NgKpN)

121 why are yall so crabby?

go get laid. you'll feel so much better
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)


I'll give you my wife's number. Convince her.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

122 Meanwhile, Trump says Sanders might be his toughest opponent. And please don't throw him into that briar patch, Massa.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (sWM8x)

123 35
16 Is there enough popcorn in the entire world for the next 12 months ?



The Popcorn Must Flow !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 24, 2020 06:08 PM (zlgJP)



I'm worried about the strain on the Strategic Popcorn Reserve.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Fear not, I have several 10 lb bags and my garden will feature a row devoted just to popcorn.

I'm covered although if I had watched the last debate it might have taken a hit.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (5Tbnt)

124 But they booed Trump at the MLB All-Star game, how can his numbers be up?
Posted by: My S I L


And a110,000 people went nuts FOR him IN INDIA.

DC will ALWAYS go against a conservative President.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (Xr3y2)

125 Memorable Bernie quote from the upcoming presidential debate:

"Karl Marx was a friend mine. And Mr. Trump -- you're no Karl Marx!"

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (N9G0H)

126 If I'm making a list of what happens if McGovern 2.0 gets the nom, I would say Trump carries all the same states plus:

Minnesota
New Hampshire
Maine
Nevada
Virginia
Colorado
New Mexico

That's my best case scenario. I don't think that will ever happen, but that's my ceiling.

I just don't think a 40+ state landslide is possible anymore even with the worst candidate on Earth. America's demographics have changed too much, too many "naturally conservative" immigrants.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (sjTfF)

127 I have a silly question:

let's say a goid Samaritan sees someone unconscious and in an obvious medical emergency (maybe shot, whatever) and calls 911.

Medics come, patient gets ER treatment, life is saved, yay.

When patient regains consciousness he refuses to sign any financial responsibility paperwork.

Can the hospital still bill him if he never consented to receive medical treatment?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v7 at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

128 I'd love to cut Ilhan Omar out from underneath them and then nag them endlessly about being the Terrorist-Electing State.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (VNdB4)
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As a CA denizen, not a stone I care to cast.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (RIAR/)

129 The Dem's own Bernie and all his baggage now.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (MxLTX)

130 49
The markets dropping 3.5% is a BFD.





Kind of highlights the folly of linking your economy to a third-world dictatorship.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:12 PM (wc1vX)

___________


Heh.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Ccx2f)

131 Best of all: what if in that circumstance Bernie says "fuggit" and runs a third party campaign? After all, he's not even a Democrat in the first place.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Third party run=chateau upgrade

The wife says I'm in

Posted by: Bernardo Sandersnista at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (QzkSJ)

132 Every Che shirt sold is a vote for Capitalism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (jcCuH)

133
Totally unexpectedly, Stephen Somma, FBI case agent 1, the guy responsible for the fraudulent FISA warrants against Page, was also Halper's FBI handler.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

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Is Stephen Somma still working in the FBI? That would be totally expected.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (VNdB4)

134 If you look back, gulags weren't so bad.

A literacy rate near 100%!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (JXKKq)

135 They're playing "Oh, woe is us" to fool the voters into thinking "Oh, Sanders won't win, so my vote for Trump isn't needed."

Never, ever believe anything they say.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

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Except when they say that hate us - that we can believe.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Y4EXg)

136 Trump needs to have pasties and and tater tot hot dish at a rally in the Iron Range.


....and disallow any ballots found in some old station wagon.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (Orx/W)

137 Forget box wine these bitches will be turning tricks for a bottle of two buck chuck.


Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (j3npP)


same as in town.

Posted by: just the punchline at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

138 Interesting. Minnesota has no party registration for voter registration.

So how do they 'weight' polls for party affiliation, ESPECIALLY independent?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

97.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
Posted by: DR.WTF

99.4% of the time.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (Xr3y2)

139 It's 1905 all over again!

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (N9G0H)

140 These are Union Folks, who now have jobs.

Don't think they will vote for Trump, but they certainly won't vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:22 PM (NgKpN)


Union guys? The ones with the Cadillac health insurance? Sure, they'll enthusiastically support Dems who want to take that away and give them DMVcare.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (/pTOt)

141 >>> MN in play and kick out Omar too!
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 24, 2020 06:07 PM (x6XkS)

Conservative Persian MILF running for her seat. And has no history of marrying her brother. I'm hoping she does well!

Posted by: LizLem at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (hvf9s)

142 Rain grey town, no love to be found

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (90T4r)

143 Trump booed at a baseball game in DC.

Trump cheered at the NCAA National Championship Game.

Trump Cheered at the Super Bowl.

Trump Cheered at the Daytona 500.

Trump Cheered in every packed house he goes to.

I think I'm not worried about the baseball game.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

144
Best of all: what if in that circumstance Bernie says "fuggit" and runs a third party campaign? After all, he's not even a Democrat in the first place.



I don't think he'll do that, because the payoff to go away from the DNC will be better than doing the work to lose third party. He's lazy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (wc1vX)

145 #ShankHarvey

Posted by: Redenzo at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (E7vND)

146 I see the grey battle has been decided.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (RIAR/)

147 YAY GRAY!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)

148 There was a Canadian who took the name Grey Owl who wrote some stuff about living with the Indians. Kind of a fake indian slightly.
There is a commenter on some sites who named himself Grey Bowel

Posted by: Lord Percy etc at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (ngJq0)

149
As a CA denizen, not a stone I care to cast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

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I'm also a CA denizen. C'mon, we could beat Minnesota in a rock fight.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (VNdB4)

150 Waving to Ben Had and Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (TdMsT)

151 Ugh, just saw a Bloomberg ad with Judge Judy. Ick.

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (IB1Pj)

152 did we just suddenly turn gray?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v8 at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (G546f)

153 America doesn't need 10 kinds of popcorn!

Posted by: Bernie Sandersnista at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (QzkSJ)

154 We're back in Manifesto mode.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (ATCV4)

155 Minnesota:

The suburbs have always been decently Red. I live in them.

Minneapolis and Saint Paul are completely blue.

"Outstate" (everywhere else) is purplish-leaning-red.

Of 87 counties, 9 were blue, 78 were red.

That's the way it's been for the 29 years I've lived here. Using Horde year-counting techniques.

I'm not saying Minnesota is not in play, because it was in play last time. Trump lost by 44K, but the Real Republican McMuffin got 53K. Alleged-libertarian 112K, Green 36K.

So we were a Red state that voted for Clinton due to all the third-party-ism.

And we look no different this year based on that polling.

The problem is that we are the John McCain of voting. Everyone wants to be a fcuking maverick.

It'll come down to abject stupidity again; the winner will be the one with the fewest third-party defectors.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (P1f+c)

156 They fret that Sanders's socialism could inhibit his ability to woo swing voters.

He may lose the swing voters, but he's got the polyamorous vote locked up!

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (N9G0H)

157 The reason I believe that Burnie polls well, but that dems are terrified, is that they all Know that no one has ever been allowed to criticize his views publicly. The MSM certainly won't, they're mostly socialists themselves. Buttijudge won't much because he'd have to piss on his own father's grave to do it. The other candidates all want his voters and don't want to antagonize them.

But Trump is gonna RIP him a new asshole with a giant barbed dildo as soon as the real campaign starts, and Burnie has got no defenses. And even the dems all know it - hence the terror.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (y4bHB)

158 >>las, I think you are incorrect.

WA, OR, CA, MN, IL, NY, NJ, CT, MA, VT, RI, MD, DE.



If any of these go for Trump I'll buy the whole bottle.

- - - -

The interesting thing is that Trump appears to be acting as if they were in play, or at least doing his best to challenge these states' uber-Lefty governance. Examples include: DHS pushing back on NY non-cooperation on drivers license inf (Trusted Traveler, etc.), Trump last week using EPA (IIRC) to finally) redirect water back to Central Valley CA farmers. He's also warning he will do something about homelessness.


Wonder if those who are not radicalized will be red-pilled by him barging into their states and fixing things their sweet-talking Dem overlords have been promising to fix, or forcing on residents over their objections, will be red-pilled?

He's taking the fight to these blue states, not writing them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (bDqIh)

159 I'm also a CA denizen. C'mon, we could beat Minnesota in a rock fight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (VNdB4)

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Not so fast....

Posted by: CA EPA and Green Peace at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (RIAR/)

160 Every Che shirt sold is a vote for Capitalism.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Thus, I am thinking of getting in ahead of the curve, by printing up "Impeach '46" t-shirts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (CDGwz)

161 To the Democrat hopefuls: "On your Marx, get set, go!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (/pTOt)

162 oh I get it - Union thread - Civil War - Union wears gray

Posted by: vmom 2020 v8 at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (G546f)

163 James Carville is a crackhead.

Why does ANYONE take him seriously?

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)

164 They'd throw a brown baby into a fire if it means keeping the insurance and the SUV and the money and all the other trappings that let them indulge in their gay little virtue signaling dramas.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (j3npP)



Aren't brown babies those little pastry things you do in a pan on the stove?

Why would anyone throw one in the fire?

Posted by: concerned millennial at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (sy5kK)

165 WHO DID THAT?!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (Orx/W)

166 Mr. Ace?

Case of Grecian Formula

Posted by: Amazon Prime at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (QzkSJ)

167 Yeah, get it, babe
You make me feel like
Feel like sayin' boxy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

168 Carville's flirting with a breakdown.

We're getting in to wheels-within-wheels territory of Putinesque mastermindery.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (wc1vX)

169 Its too late to fix the Democrats' problems and the blame goes straight on Obama's shoulders. They bought completely into the lie that they were an unstoppable majority juggernaut and could push any level of crazy they wanted while treating everyone who dared question this like trash, even destroying their lives.

They weren't quite there, yet. They couldn't quite do that, yet. With 4-8 years of Hillary in place? Yeah. But not quite yet. And now they're facing the results of this toxic, stupid, self-destructive delusion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)

170 It was a dark and gray grey day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (CDGwz)

171 152
did we just suddenly turn gray?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v8 at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (G546f)

Every time the blog color changes, some moron got laid. Blame Nurse.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (1CjJc)

172 58 But they booed Trump at the MLB All-Star game, how can his numbers be up?

Posted by: My S I L at February 24, 2020 06:13 PM (Jj+59)




He's never been to an MLB All-Star game as POTUS.



Poor SIL can't tell the difference between that and game 5 of the 2019 World Series.

Posted by: Vendette at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (nRNOc)

173 Wonder if those who are not radicalized will be red-pilled by him barging into their states and fixing things their sweet-talking Dem overlords have been promising to fix, or forcing on residents over their objections, will be red-pilled?

He's taking the fight to these blue states, not writing them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (bDqIh)


That would be SO beautiful.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (/pTOt)

174 What on earth is going on here?

I demand to know!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (TdMsT)

175 Posted by: vmom 2020 v7 at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

Is the person in question an illegal?

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (Ez6QX)

176 Bold grayness!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (l4C/z)

177
Every time the blog color changes, some moron got laid. Blame Nurse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (1CjJc)

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"Thank Nurse" is the appropriate phrase, I believe.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (RIAR/)

178 why are yall so crabby?

go get laid. you'll feel so much better
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)


If only it were that easy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (Ki5SV)

179 Hyper-local races -LOL!!! After 10 years or more of working to nationalize every race!! Dems, you broke it, you bought it!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (y4bHB)

180 Ugh, just saw a Bloomberg ad with Judge Judy. Ick.
Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (IB1Pj)
........

I got 3 separate direct (snail) mail ads from him since Friday.
Guy is blowing some cash.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

181 The gray walls are closing in

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (jcCuH)

182 I see the grey battle has been decided.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (RIAR/)


I am grey. I stand between the candle and the star. We are grey. We stand between the darkness and the light.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (9Om/r)

183 oh I get it - Union thread - Civil War - Union wears gray
Posted by: vmom 2020 v8
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I think we need a civics lesson...

Posted by: JEB Stuart at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (CDGwz)

184 I blame Buttgig

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (l4C/z)

185 149
As a CA denizen, not a stone I care to cast.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker

=======

I'm also a CA denizen. C'mon, we could beat Minnesota in a rock fight.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:25 PM (VNdB4)

Just not a snowball fight.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (NgKpN)

186 Grey is the new black.

Posted by: dantesed at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (88xKn)

187 As of today, I predict Trump wins 38 states.
If I get really tough on him, he still gets to 270 with either WI or Mich.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

188 169 Its too late to fix the Democrats' problems and the blame goes straight on Obama's shoulders. They bought completely into the lie that they were an unstoppable majority juggernaut and could push any level of crazy they wanted while treating everyone who dared question this like trash, even destroying their lives.

They weren't quite there, yet. They couldn't quite do that, yet. With 4-8 years of Hillary in place? Yeah. But not quite yet. And now they're facing the results of this toxic, stupid, self-destructive delusion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)


They were channeling Salvador Allende.

Who was channeling Rosa Luxemburg and Karl Liebknecht.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (/pTOt)

189 Is Soviet Grey for Bernie, Da.

Posted by: Archer at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (gmo/4)

190 Its going to be a stunner when Trump wins CA.

/s

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (JRaU+)

191 He may lose the swing voters, but he's got the polyamorous vote locked up!
Posted by: zombie

The coveted Throuple Demographic?

Posted by: Miklos avoiding maths at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (QzkSJ)

192 The long gray line of us stretches...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (rBtIz)

193 More Erin Gray.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Melania needs to get into a really tight outfit and go to the curling club in Virginia, MN.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Orx/W)

195 Foggy

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)

196 66


When I was a little kid, if you told me that I'd grow up

and hate Andy Taylor, Han Solo, Rob Petrie, and one of the Monkees (nesmith), I'd say you were crazy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:15 PM (Pu7FG)

__________


Man, I sure hope that recent story about what Clint Eastwood said regarding Trump and Bloomberg is wrong. And I'm willing to cut him some slack even if you did say it -- as the rest of his body of work and personal life outweighs it significantly.

But, still ... I hate it when people, even on our side, criticize his empty chair routine at the Republican convention. I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Ccx2f)

197 Trump wins with 36 states. Closer than I would like. More comfortable win with Bernie as the opponent hough.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (90T4r)

198 Or is it Erin Grey?

Shit.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

199 Sanders going 3rd party would obviously help Trump, but down ticket Dem races he could help.

I'd rather the Dem nominee be terrible than hope Democrats sit out or go 3rd party.

It's EXTREMELY rare for Democrats to really defect in big numbers. Their livelihood depends on someone with a (D) after their name.

Republicans definitely will, see Perot for a good example.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (sjTfF)

200 Why so gray/grey?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (0OmEj)

201 Just no Earl Gray tea

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (jcCuH)

202 173 Wonder if those who are not radicalized will be red-pilled by him barging into their states and fixing things their sweet-talking Dem overlords have been promising to fix, or forcing on residents over their objections, will be red-pilled?

He's taking the fight to these blue states, not writing them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (bDqIh)

That would be SO beautiful.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (/pTOt)

I think Trump is also looking at the Popular vote.

Not because it helps him win, but because it helps his MANDATE if he also gets it.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

203 Yes, Dems could help themselves by focusing on helping their cities, building a better living quality, fixing roads etc, but every dollar they spend on that would mean one dollar less for transexual dildo lessons in Arabic at the Y and midnight basketball anti-gun rallies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

204 201 Just no Earl Gray tea
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (jcCuH)

Blech, agreed.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (Ez6QX)

205 >>>Aren't brown babies those little pastry things you do in a pan on the stove?
<<<

Are you thinking pot stickers? Traditional Commie fare.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (ATCV4)

206 187 As of today, I predict Trump wins 38 states.
If I get really tough on him, he still gets to 270 with either WI or Mich.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (r+sAi)

Close to my guess. No Michigan though, IMO.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (90T4r)

207 Sorry guys I refreshed the page and obviously that's what caused the grey clouds of doom to descend.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (j3npP)

208 The polls are wrong because they undesample Trump voters. Turnout. Turnout. Turnout.

And it's baked in that Bernie will get either a majority of delegates or a commanding plurality, because of the 15% rule

Dead Party Walking

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (e+6M0)

209 Why so gray/grey?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (0OmEj)


The correct spelling is greigh.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (aS1PU)

210 Are you thinking pot stickers? Traditional Commie fare.

Posted by: Fritz

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You mean Pol Pot stickers.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (Y4EXg)

211 I think Trump is also looking at the Popular vote.

Not because it helps him win, but because it helps his MANDATE if he also gets it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)
-----------------

PDT winning the popular vote would make the head of many a nevertrumper explode.

Do, it President Trump!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (RIAR/)

212 It was a dark and gray grey day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer



Don't go gently in to that good night,
Rage, rage against the dying light!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (Xr3y2)

213 The Dems are feelin the Bern.


As in Berning the party to ashes.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (Orx/W)

214 It's official, Putin is Magic.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (4e+hS)

215 I think Trump is also looking at the Popular vote.

Not because it helps him win, but because it helps his MANDATE if he also gets it.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)


That and he wins all those EC's from the dipshit states that passed laws granting the votes to the overall vote leader.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)

216 5 Dems callers in an hour to Conservative talk radio. Voting PDT. Can't stomach the radical hard left turn.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (MxLTX)

217 193 More Erin Gray.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Melania needs to get into a really tight outfit and go to the curling club in Virginia, MN.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Orx/W)

Yes to both

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (l4C/z)

218 199 Sanders going 3rd party would obviously help Trump, but down ticket Dem races he could help.

I'd rather the Dem nominee be terrible than hope Democrats sit out or go 3rd party.

It's EXTREMELY rare for Democrats to really defect in big numbers. Their livelihood depends on someone with a (D) after their name.

Republicans definitely will, see Perot for a good example.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (sjTfF)

I bet they mostly get back in line by election day. They always have before.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (90T4r)

219 For those arguing against Operation Chaos, or holding out for a split convention (the 2nd of which I agree *might* be a worthy outcome), consider this:

The MFM won't be able to cover up Bernie's commie ideas, like they did with TFG. Not when Sanders just argued with Anderson Cooper on CNN that Castro had some good points.

Hard to spin that, no matter how much they agree. And spin they will.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Bj+ND)

220 He may lose the swing voters, but he's got the polyamorous vote locked up!
Posted by: zombie

The coveted Throuple Demographic?
Posted by: Miklos avoiding maths at February 24, 2020 06:28 PM (QzkSJ)
........

Now on to pander to the Sister Wives.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (v0R5T)

221
That's my best case scenario. I don't think that will ever happen, but that's my ceiling.

I just don't think a 40+ state landslide is possible anymore even with the worst candidate on Earth. America's demographics have changed too much, too many "naturally conservative" immigrants.
Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (sjTfF)


Clean up the voter rolls by kicking off non-citizens, and watch it turn to 48 states, including California and Washington.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, becoming a broken record. *click* *click* *click* *click* at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (sy5kK)

222 191 He may lose the swing voters, but he's got the polyamorous vote locked up!
Posted by: zombie

The coveted Throuple Demographic?
Posted by: Miklos avoiding maths


Exactly. Highly desirable voting bloc -- you get three votes for one!

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (N9G0H)

223 HTML tags.

HOW DO THEY WORK?

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

224
But, still ... I hate it when people, even on our side, criticize his empty chair routine at the Republican convention. I thought it was one of the funniest things I'd ever seen.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Ccx2f)

That was 2012. It was in support of Mitt Romney, who turned out to be a RINO.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (NgKpN)

225 It wasn't Obama who stopped the rising seas, it was Putin.


#Voodoo

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (4e+hS)

226 >>That would be SO beautiful.

Hey, at least it will be fun to watch. I LOVE that he went to California to announce the water redirect to the Central Valley farms.

Meanwhile, these a$$holes like LA mayor Garcetti are taking the bait on things like the new ICE efforts, voluntarily making videos announcing to their residents that they are willfully breaking the law to protect criminals, and that these criminals are more important to them than their constituents/citizen residents. Dance, Lefty puppets, DANCE to Trump's tune!!

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (bDqIh)

227 Bernie isn't gonna be the nominee.

He's going to invoke health reasons, ie heart trouble, to bow out and endorse whomever pays him to bow out invoking health reasons.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (l3+k2)

228 148
There was a Canadian who took the name Grey Owl


Limey.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Owl

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (XzVUd)

229 Hi Ladyl!

Can't wait to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

230 All things remaining equal, things look good for Trump, though God alone knows what will happen over the rest of this year.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (MzD6Y)

231 The Long Gray Line

Posted by: The Thin Gray Line at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (CDGwz)

232 229
Hi Ladyl!



Can't wait to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)

Where ya goin?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (Orx/W)

233 223 HTML tags.

HOW DO THEY WORK?
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

They're like magic.
Or magnets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (l4C/z)

234 They should just run Carter. Give him a chance at a second term.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (JRaU+)

235 Bernie will be a horrific candidate in the general. He's going to scare many D into staying home, and many others into voting for Trump

Black men will stay home in droves

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (e+6M0)

236 Bloomberg's campaign mascot should be a flaccid penis wrapped in a $100 bill to prop it up. That guy is about exciting as wallpaper paste.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (rLZe7)

237 Which scenario is Moe likelyr: Bernie gets the nomination and scares the not so crazies to stay home/ vote for Trump or Bernie gets screwed out of the nomination and his Bernie Bros stay home/ vote for Trump out of spite?

Posted by: Josephistan at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (xq3Cp)

238 They're like magic.

Or magnets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (l4C/z)

whats the deal with magnets?

*holds refrigerator magnets to temples*

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (Orx/W)

239 Meanwhile, these a$$holes like LA mayor Garcetti are taking the bait on things like the new ICE efforts, voluntarily making videos announcing to their residents that they are willfully breaking the law to protect criminals, and that these criminals are more important to them than their constituents/citizen residents.

Yeah even in California I can't see that playing well with the folks at home.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (KZzsI)

240 The MFM won't be able to cover up Bernie's commie ideas, like they did with TFG. Not when Sanders just argued with Anderson Cooper on CNN that Castro had some good points.

Hard to spin that, no matter how much they agree. And spin they will.
Posted by: GnuBreed

_____________

I'd rather have an honest debate with a Sanders than go up against a Bloomberg and hope the Bernie Bros sit it out.

I honestly think it will be a rounding error of defections on the Dem side, even if it's blatant.

A terrible candidate promising to throw people off their employer's health insurance is WAY better than hoping some transgender Antifa voter in Portland boycotts the election.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (sjTfF)

241 Trump pushed the "what have you got to lose" mantra last time with black and hispanics.

This time he needs to really push hard on the shithole cities and say "look at how they're treating you. I can do better. I have proven that. If you don't like human feces on your streets, lets kick the current leadership to curb and enjoy the prosperity most of America is enjoying!"

I think it'll work.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)

242 All the leaves are brown
And the thread is gray.
I went for a chat
On the Ace o' Spay.

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (N9G0H)

243 He wants to win both the electoral vote (to get re-elected) and the popular vote (for purely psychological benefit). If he convinces more R's and Indies in places like IL, NJ, MN and even Cali that their votes matter in that regard he may do it. Lots of voters in these deep blue states simply stay home because they know their state's electoral vote will go D. But a few million more Trump votes across the blue states can significantly change the popular vote picture.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (tkNkP)

244 Whose ass do I get to whip over these boxes?

Posted by: Christian Gray at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (bDqIh)

245 216 5 Dems callers in an hour to Conservative talk radio. Voting PDT. Can't stomach the radical hard left turn.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:31 PM (MxLTX)


A young and very good friend of mine - someone my wife calls our "third son" - who has been an earnest (but rational) liberal since graduating from college a few years ago recently told me that the Dems have gone crazy with totally unworkable and unaffordable plans.

I nodded sagely, but didn't want to say anything that could conceivably be construed as an "I told you so." Keep thinking in that direction, Grasshopper.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (/pTOt)

246 MN is a weird state.

94.4% white in 1990.
89.4% white in 2000.
85.3% white in 2010.

Who knows where it'll end up in 2020.

And most of the population is clustered in the Twin Cities which, unlike many other states, is: a) largest metro area in the state, b) state capital, c) home of the major state university.

I know everyone likes to joke about MN being the only state to vote Mondale in 1984, but honestly, I suspect it'll be a solid red state kinda like Ohio by 2028.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (+oVP5)

247 Popular vote still might be a stretch for Trump with 10M voting illegals and 500,000 multiple voters, and a nother few hundred thousand dead voting Democrat.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)

248 Cannibal Bob, you ain't ever been hugged so hard in all your life as you will be at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (MxLTX)

249 Trump's biggest challenges this year:

Coronavirus COVID-2019. Will it crash the world economy? And then the US Economy too.

Will it go Epidemic in the US? PDT is fighting hard to prevent it with quarantines.
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Iran or North Korea starting a war. This is a lot lower if the Coronavirus is decimating their populations.
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A disastrous disaster response like Katrina. I don't think Trump will allow himself to be railroaded by the Media like Georgey was. I think the opposite is likely to happen, he will send in the military to take over the response if necessary.

____________
He will take Minnesota unless Amy Klobuchar is on the ballot.

Posted by: rd at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (+0uDE)

250 235 Bernie will be a horrific candidate in the general. He's going to scare many D into staying home, and many others into voting for Trump

Black men will stay home in droves
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (e+6M0)

Black Men. Union Workers. Anyone who remembers the Cold War.

Immigrants from third party shitholes, who KNOW what Socialism means.

Lots of normal Dems will be off the reservation.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

251 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Owl

Belaney turned his creativity to pursuits other than work. His last
event there was lowering fireworks down the chimney of the timber
company's office. The fireworks exploded and nearly destroyed the
building. After the timber yard fired him, Belaney's aunts let him move
to Canada, where he sought adventure.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (XzVUd)

252
Where ya goin?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (Orx/W)


I believe the NoVaMoMe is getting some travelers from afar.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)

253 Black men will stay home in droves
Posted by: Ignoramus


So, sort of like Anti-Rodney-King Day?

Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (N9G0H)

254 Where ya goin?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


I'm going to the NoVaMoMe!

can't wait!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

255 193 More Erin Gray.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

oh, there are going to be a lot of cleanups needed now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (sy5kK)

256 248
Cannibal Bob, you ain't ever been hugged so hard in all your life as you will be at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (MxLTX)

groovy! I'll wear a back brace!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (Orx/W)

257 229 Hi Ladyl!

Can't wait to meet you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:33 PM (d7Ww2)


Can't wait to meet you, too!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (TdMsT)

258 I live in Minnesota. Metro is still cobalt blue, but the Iron Range is now red. That changes the game.

Posted by: Mr. D at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (1sNHT)

259 This time he needs to really push hard on the shithole cities and say "look at how they're treating you. I can do better. I have proven that. If you don't like human feces on your streets, lets kick the current leadership to curb and enjoy the prosperity most of America is enjoying!"

I think it'll work.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)


"Come on! Get on board the Trump train!"

It might work. The "what have you got to lose" angle is a powerful argument.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (/pTOt)

260 248
Cannibal Bob, you ain't ever been hugged so hard in all your life as you will be at the NoVaMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (MxLTX)

So that's what the kids are calling it these days.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (1CjJc)

261 Haven't seen much from ol' Snakehead lately.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (ZXnzo)

262 Bloomberg's campaign mascot should be a flaccid penis wrapped in a $100 bill to prop it up. That guy is about exciting as wallpaper paste.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (rLZe7)


And don't forget the Peyronie's disease.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (Zz0t1)

263 I think Trump is a wild card with minorities, I could see him doing really well and the media doing its best to deny what's in front of them.

I mean seriously what the hell can the Dems offer to challenge "commuting sentences, changing sentencing laws, increasing standard of living, and lowest unemployment in recorded history" for blacks and hispanics?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (KZzsI)

264 254 Where ya goin?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

I'm going to the NoVaMoMe!

can't wait!
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Shall I bring good Tequila or good Bourbon?

"and" is right out.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)

265 Never underestimate a motivated opponent. Either Bernie will get beaten like a drum in the General or he may surprise a lot of people.

Look at his rally's. It's a lot of young whitey products of a failed education system and angry Latinos who hate capitalism. They are well organized and are picking up a lot of small donations. If they get a Party machine and MSM to whitewash their policies it could be a formidable organization. Combined with the fact that Republicans are notoriously hard to get to the polls, and it could get uncomfortable.

It's all going to be about turnout.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (rLZe7)

266 Deplorable Jay, wise. When they come to it on their own it is a solid.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (MxLTX)

267 My mother in law who always votes straight D (because JFK) has said she will not vote for Sanders, full stop.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

268 I'm going to the NoVaMoMe!

can't wait!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

And I'm tagging along!

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (RnvHw)

269 It's 1905 all over again!
Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (N9G0H)

I wish it were. Women dressed so beautifully then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (Ki5SV)

270 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.


Let's stick with the bourbon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

271 258
I live in Minnesota. Metro is still cobalt blue, but the Iron Range is now red. That changes the game.

Posted by: Mr. D at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (1sNHT)

What!? When did that change? I mean I've never met such rabid libs as on the range...

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (Orx/W)

272 Here is how to win both VA and MD. Move all those DC area government agencies out of DC and spread them around the country. In other words do to all the agencies what was done with the Department of the Interior. This is necessary in any case to "harden" the government against nuclear attack by a rouge nation.

Posted by: An Observation at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (iG2Io)

273 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.

Let's stick with the bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched

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Tequila it is!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Y4EXg)

274 Jordan61, you're gong to have to make sure I don't do anything stupid.

We are going to have a BLAST!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)

275
Fixed.

Thank me.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)

276 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.


Let's stick with the bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched


One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Xr3y2)

277 I'm kinda glad I can't make it to these get togethers, I'm dreadfully boring. I don't drink, I stay in all day, I am not nearly as interesting as I am in gray boxes, and God knows I'm not very interesting here.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (KZzsI)

278 Bernie Sanders is a friend to horses everywhere.

Posted by: Amish Antifa at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (sWM8x)

279 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.

Let's stick with the bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)


Tequila it is!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (aS1PU)

280 So when exactly is this NoVaMoMe? In Fairfax, right?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (ZXnzo)

281 Darn.....HTML tags closed.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

282 273
Tequila makes my clothes fall off.



Let's stick with the bourbon.

Posted by: nurse ratched



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Tequila it is!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Y4EXg)

By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (1CjJc)

283 I've always harbored the idea that 25-30% of the American electorate is certifiably whack. It's that other 20% or so that make up the 52%ers that worry me.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (EgshT)

284 All the ettes under the NOVAMOME umbrella! See you there!
Excellent!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (Orx/W)

285 The Grey is gone, but the Bold tag is still unclosed.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (EFiUo)

286 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.


Let's stick with the bourbon.
Posted by: nurse ratched


So, they have tequila aged in bourbon barrels now.

Best of both worlds!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (Zz0t1)

287 NE MN Iron range is an old union stronghold, that's been languishing lately with eco warfare against the mining there.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (l3+k2)

288 By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


you never forget anything, do you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

289 He's taking the fight to these blue states, not writing them off.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:26 PM (bDqIh)



Attention Brad Parscale!

I know you read this blog, or at least one of your underlings does.

GET TRUMP A RALLY IN T-MOBILE PARK THIS SUMMER!

47,000 people. Downtown Seattle. In the heart of the Blue Zone. A retractable roof if it rains. I promise you it will sell out.

And the glory of going behind the lines and ripping them a new one would be GLORIOUS! No place would be SAFE for the Lefties!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)

290 274 Jordan61, you're gong to have to make sure I don't do anything stupid.

We are going to have a BLAST!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, I won't let you drink tequila. Other than that, we'll have to see.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (RnvHw)

291 Jen has the sadz.

Jennifer Rubin@JRubinBlogger
Sanders finds AIPAC a bigger affront than Castro. Good GOD, Dems. Wake up.

-
Gosh! Who could've seen that coming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (+y/Ru)

292 By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


you never forget anything, do you?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)


There isn't a Moron here that has forgotten that one.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (aS1PU)

293 Tequila makes my clothes fall off.
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*scribbles notes*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (PD1/H)

294 Y'all better be livestreaming the NoVaMoMe...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

295 I've never seen such big gains in my IRA since Trump came to office. Don't underestimate the fee shit brigade. They will come out en masse vote for free shit

Posted by: ryukyu at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (vKhgw)

296 Update: The Democrat Establishment, represented here by Serpenthead James Carville, is now arguing that Putin is helping Sanders win the primary so that his Spetznaz sleeper agent Donald Trump can win the general:
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They just can't accept that their candidates are all garbage.

Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (/669Q)

297 I know everyone likes to joke about MN being the only state to vote Mondale in 1984, but honestly, I suspect it'll be a solid red state kinda like Ohio by 2028.

*shrugs*
Posted by: Walter Freeman

_______________

I can see that also, and Wisconsin is a few years ahead.

That part of the country is going red, the southwest blue from a combination of "natural conservatives" and expats from CA and IL.

States in the Sun Belt were automatic rock-ribbed Republican not that long ago.

I just hope the GOP can build off Trump's platform of populism, but it really seems like they cant way to go back to being some Paul Ryan Chamber of Commerce type that loses gracefully and doesn't embarass their wives at the dinner party.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (sjTfF)

298
We are going to have a BLAST!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)


Nurse, they'll be tequila. Wear layers.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (Orx/W)

299 288
By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner





you never forget anything, do you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (d7Ww2)

I forgot who had the wet bathing suit bunching and who promised pudding dips 2.0 and under what conditions.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (1CjJc)

300 Combined with the fact that Republicans are notoriously hard to get to the polls, and it could get uncomfortable.



It's all going to be about turnout.


Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM

---

Uh, Trump got record turnout in Iowa for an incumbent President. He got more voters to turnout than the last two incumbent Presidents combined.


Turnout is not going to be an issue with Trump on the ticket.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (JUOKG)

301 If the left can destroy the stock market between now and November they can run a yellow cur dog and a one-eyed cat and win, because people is just plain stupid.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (XhWtx)

302 I never blamed Minnesota for voting Mondale. Favorite son and stuff.

Would I have voted for him if I'd lived there and had been old enough to vote?

No lolgf.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (j3npP)

303 Insom, Cardinal rule of MoMe. What happens at MoMe stays at MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (MxLTX)

304 Oh joy. Bloomberg is campaigning here in Arkansas. That man has no inspirational speaking skills. I'm a great fan of "white noise" as a sleep aide, and a recording of Bloomy and, say, Al Gore discussing train schedules would put me out for a solid 8 hours.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (C1Lsn)

305 Every time the blog color changes, some moron got laid. Blame Nurse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (1CjJc)


HEY!

no respect, I tell ya'

Posted by: Clarence at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

306 >>Tequila makes my clothes fall off.

Starting to regret not registering for this NoVAMoMe clothes falling off shindig...

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)

307 Attention Brad Parscale!



I know you read this blog, or at least one of your underlings does.



GET TRUMP A RALLY IN T-MOBILE PARK THIS SUMMER!



47,000 people. Downtown Seattle. In the heart of the Blue Zone. A
retractable roof if it rains. I promise you it will sell out.



And the glory of going behind the lines and ripping them a new one would be GLORIOUS! No place would be SAFE for the Lefties!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)


I would drive across state for that.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (1CjJc)

308 Bernie is the most freaked out of anyone.

The shiftless old grifting Commie bastard had hoped to be "disenfranchised" and bitching about being robbed by the DNC by now.

Instead he is going to have to keep showing up at the office and keeping the smelly Bernie-dregs from killing each or anyone else.

Closest thing to an actual job he ever had.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (CTN7u)

309 304. Is he just giving his speech, or is he doing townhalls etc?

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (JRaU+)

310 To quote you from several days ago. "You had me at Brokered Convention."

Posted by: Picric at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (nonGu)

311 In 2016 I gave fifty bucks to the Trump campaign. He won.

I just sent $100 to President Trump. He will win again, but twice as good.

It's math, bitches.

Posted by: eastofsuez at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (U2zca)

312 There will be Tito's also!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (MxLTX)

313 >>>Bernie Sanders is a friend to horses everywhere.<<<

Bernies Sanders: A Man Called Hoarse.

I want to see Squanto Warren and her Warriors capture Bernie, strap a rope around his neck, mock him and gift him to an old woman to help her with her daily chores.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (ATCV4)

314
It was in support of Mitt Romney, who turned out to be a RINO.
Posted by: Romeo13

=======

Well, it was against Obama, not for Mitt Romney. The empty chair was Obama and he talked about what a lousy job he was doing.

And wth, I voted for Mitt. What else could I do?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (VNdB4)

315 How come the headline isn't

CANKLES CONFIDANT FOUND GUILTY OF RAPE

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 06:46 PM (rpxSz)

316 305 Every time the blog color changes, some moron got laid. Blame Nurse.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:27 PM (1CjJc)


HEY!

no respect, I tell ya'

Posted by: Clarence at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (sy5kK)

*keeps refreshing page, has seizure*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:46 PM (j3npP)

317 303 Insom, Cardinal rule of MoMe. What happens at MoMe stays at MoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:44 PM (MxLTX)

Hmmm.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:46 PM (NWiLs)

318 312
There will be Tito's also!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (MxLTX)

I second that! Should I bring olives?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:46 PM (Orx/W)

319 The "Just-Us Democrats" are accusing others of peddling conspiracy theories?

Hahahaha.

LOLGF

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (We5+z)

320 One more important point:

MN is ground zero for the young, uber-woke crowd freaking out their previously liberal parents who no longer recognize the Democrat party.

I'm talking people in their late 40s and early 50s.

Sure, that specific group might start leaning and trending more conservative by nature, but here in MN, it's turning into a warp speed kinda transformation.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (+oVP5)

321 I think Trump is a wild card with minorities, I could see him doing really well and the media doing its best to deny what's in front of them.

I mean seriously what the hell can the Dems offer to challenge "commuting sentences, changing sentencing laws, increasing standard of living, and lowest unemployment in recorded history" for blacks and hispanics?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

_____________

I don't think there's a whole lot of logic for why blacks vote like 90% plus Democrat every Presidential election.

I do think he makes real inroads, but the idea this voter bloc has been rational in the past is just not reality.

A large chunk really does buy into GOP=KKK

But if Trump gets like 15% of the black vote, Dems are screwed.

Posted by: Blago at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (sjTfF)

322

Tequila it is!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Y4EXg)

By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.



Fortunately, 'Tequila' was by The Champs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (wc1vX)

323 It's 1905 all over again!
Posted by: zombie at February 24, 2020 06:24 PM (N9G0H)

Not again.....we don't have enough tires to burn to make it all the way to the Japans.

Posted by: The Russian Navy at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

324 315 How come the headline isn't

CANKLES CONFIDANT FOUND GUILTY OF RAPE



That could be anybody.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (wc1vX)

325 Polling is dead, do not trust any poll favorable or unfavorable.

Elections are binary choices, if Sanders is the nominee the choices for partisan Donks will be vote the commie or stay home, they will hold their nose and vote for Marxism and see if they can power through and bend Bernie to their will.


I think Trump will win but it's not going to be a walk in the park.

And as always it will come down to GOTV and mitigating and overcoming the Democrat fraud machine.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (syrZF)

326 So when exactly is this NoVaMoMe? In Fairfax, right?


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:41 PM (ZXnzo)

I'll be the guy in the Fairfax hotel parking lot handing out the tequila and waiting for all the naked -ettes to run out at 10PM....

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (32YRo)

327 I've come to bury Kobe

not to praise him

Posted by: NO ONE at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (rpxSz)

328 217 193 More Erin Gray.
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)

194 Melania needs to get into a really tight outfit and go to the curling club in Virginia, MN.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:29 PM (Orx/W)

Yes to both
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:32 PM (l4C/z)


This could be the key to winning at least 47 states.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)

329 Bernie's campaign is, maybe, like "The Producers". Get a bunch of people to invest in something sure to fail, take the money, go home. Springtime for Bernie is suddenly a hit in some circles.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (C1Lsn)

330 322




Tequila it is!



Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 06:40 PM (Y4EXg)



By God, no Don MClean songs. Don't even chance it.





Fortunately, 'Tequila' was by The Champs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:47 PM (wc1vX)

tequila sunrise. ouch.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (Orx/W)

331 Fritz, I wouldn't let that commies bastard through my front gate.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (MxLTX)

332 > Best of all: what if in that circumstance Bernie says "fuggit" and runs a third party campaign?

If Bernie runs third-party, Trump takes at least 45 states.

Maybe all 50. Even California and Illinois would be in possible play in that scenario, I think.

Hillary won California by 61-32, meaning that if all other factors stayed the same, and Bernie's third-party bid took 15%, Trump would win the state.

Plus I think Trump's support is likely higher in California than it was in 2016. Maybe significantly higher.

Disgruntled Bernie Bros saving the Republic. Stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (Ewo9R)

333 I'll be the guy in the Fairfax hotel parking lot
handing out the tequila and waiting for all the naked -ettes to run out
at 10PM....

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (32YRo)

There's like a Cinderella remake in there somewhere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (1CjJc)

334 175 Posted by: vmom 2020 v7 at February 24, 2020 06:23 PM (G546f)

Is the person in question an illegal?
Posted by: Jordan61

Let's assume gringo Americano

Posted by: vmom 2020 v8 at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (G546f)

335 Will Uber be lining up after the MOME?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (Orx/W)

336 CGE, the NoVaMoMe is May 9 in Fairfax. We are already sold out - it only took #twoweeks plus a day or two. The info has been in the left sidebar since February 5.

Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (/669Q)

337 I do think he makes real inroads, but the idea this voter bloc has been rational in the past is just not reality.

A large chunk really does buy into GOP=KKK


Yeah but I don't think most voters really see Trump as a Republican. He's his own party, and both of the major parties dislike him -- and I think that's most of his appeal to a lot of people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (KZzsI)

338 Uber will come.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 06:50 PM (CTN7u)

339
So some Black Lives Matter leader just "dual-endorsed" Warren and Sanders. BOLD. DECISIVE.

But aside from that, it does show that there's practically no difference between the two.

So on topic: I guess Bernie has an image problem. He's seen as a mad socialist, whereas the others, who are mad socialists, are seen as something less scary.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 06:50 PM (VNdB4)

340 333 I'll be the guy in the Fairfax hotel parking lot
handing out the tequila and waiting for all the naked -ettes to run out
at 10PM....

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (32YRo)

There's like a Cinderella remake in there somewhere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (1CjJc)


I'm bringing gin and vodka.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 06:50 PM (TdMsT)

341 309 Looks like his standard stump speech from what local news said. Arkansans love open borders and turning in guns.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (C1Lsn)

342 CANKLES CONFIDANT FOUND GUILTY OF RAPE


That could be anybody.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 06:48 PM (wc1vX)

*hides behind couch*

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (U7voe)

343 They aren't taking anything away from Bernie.

State level Democratic parties are controlled by comfortably middle class white students and young people of color.

UK Labour party has been roughly five years ahead of the Democrats in terms of demographic shifts.

Very, very similar story.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (+oVP5)

344 318 312
There will be Tito's also!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (MxLTX)

I second that! Should I bring olives?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:46 PM (Orx/W)

Why pollute perfectly good vodka?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

345 And the glory of going behind the lines and ripping them a new one would be GLORIOUS! No place would be SAFE for the Lefties!


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:42 PM (sy5kK)


Telling the truth, keeping promises, and ripping new ones are a few of PDT's favorite things.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (W9xoM)

346 I need a list of THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A MOME.

Does it come in a temporary tattoo?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (Orx/W)

347 Democrats desperately try to keep the minorities on the plantation with look > racism, racism, racism.

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (ZCEU2)

348 >>GET TRUMP A RALLY IN T-MOBILE PARK THIS SUMMER!


How cool is it that Parscale and team are getting stats on who are attending these mega-rallies and then announcing how many are Democrats, didn;t vite for Trump in 2016, etc.?!

So clever - demoralizing AND provides a stats-based counter-narrative to the MSM fake news.
Just imagine what the stats might be for a Seattle rally. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)

349 > Jen has the sadz.

FU Jen. You sold out to the anti-Semitic commies. Now take a big bite out of that giant shit sandwich you've fixed for yourself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (Ewo9R)

350 294
Y'all better be livestreaming the NoVaMoMe...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:43 PM (NWiLs)

We've secretly replaced the bourbon with tequila. Let's see if anyone . . . oh dear god, what is happening?!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (1CjJc)

351 Why pollute perfectly good vodka?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

Its dinner.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (Orx/W)

352 243 He wants to win both the electoral vote (to get re-elected) and the popular vote (for purely psychological benefit). If he convinces more R's and Indies in places like IL, NJ, MN and even Cali that their votes matter in that regard he may do it. Lots of voters in these deep blue states simply stay home because they know their state's electoral vote will go D. But a few million more Trump votes across the blue states can significantly change the popular vote picture.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (tkNkP)

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This!

These voters will also help take the blue state down ballot races in the House and at the state level too.

Posted by: rd at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)

353 Love how the DemonRats, who have reliably bent over and also swallowed for the Soviets and ChiComs and VC and NorKs from 1917 to Present, are panicking because one of their shitbags, Sanders, doesn't have the brains to continue pretending not to be a fucking Communist.

Evil Fucks.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM (KomcD)

354 There's like a Cinderella remake in there somewhere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (1CjJc)

Whose playing the Fairy Godmother...Ace?

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM (32YRo)

355 I am Grey.
I stand between the Candle and the Star.

We are Grey.
We stand between the Darkness and the Light.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM (qyH+l)

356 Next on CNN:

Could an aluminum tam o'shanter help Democrats block Vladimir Putin's mind control rays? We'll talk with one man who says they just might be the key to defeating President Trump in November.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (MMC4G)

357 352. Pack those state legislatures for redistricting!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (JRaU+)

358 We've secretly replaced the bourbon with tequila. Let's see if anyone . . . oh dear god, what is happening?!


"Oh the HUMANITY!"

Posted by: Les Nessman - winner of the coveted Buckeye Newshawk award at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (CTN7u)

359 351 Why pollute perfectly good vodka?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

Its dinner.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (Orx/W)

I'll allow it. Carry on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

360
Alternate post title:

Maybe We Should Worry That The Democrats Will Collude With The Fake Republicans And Run A Good STRAW Candidate

A "straw" candidate is a fake candidate put up to suck voters away from a particular candidate.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (Pu7FG)

361 NoVaMoMe is May 9 in Fairfax. We are already sold
out - it only took #twoweeks plus a day or two. The info has been in the
left sidebar since February 5.



Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM


*sigh*

Not this year. But you and the Mr. should feel free to give me a shout when you're back in this neck of the woods. MicroMoMes are a thing.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (rBtIz)

362 Ace at a MoMe. Odds? Disguised? As what?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (90T4r)

363 From CNN:

"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused."

"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man - as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously."

- Sanders in 1972

-
Katie Hill's fantasies would make Jeff Dahmer vomit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

364 oh dear god, what is happening?!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (1CjJc)

As God is my witness, I thought that was bourbon...

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (32YRo)

365 Cannibal Bob, you just be yourself. Really, it's just a big get-together with your grey-box friends. And you will meet some really nice lurkers too.

I hope you wear your grass skirt. I'm envisioning something from the costume department of Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (/669Q)

366 268 I'm going to the NoVaMoMe!

can't wait!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:37 PM (d7Ww2)

And I'm tagging along!
Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 06:39 PM (RnvHw)


VAMoMe'rs, you've been officially warned!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (sy5kK)

367
I'll allow it. Carry on.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

and they're on the side.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (Orx/W)

368 Whose playing the Fairy Godmother...Ace?
Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM (32YRo)

Gabe Malor.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (Pdtmz)

369 "We are already sold out - it only took #twoweeks plus a day or two."

Damn. So my best bet is to hang out in the parking lot with Boswell then. Somehow I don't think Mrs Hades would approve. I hope you all have a great time, maybe next time I can get signed up in time.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (ZXnzo)

370 don't get cocky, kid
all glory is fleeting
let's not start s***ing each other's d**** just yet

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (iTXRQ)

371 There will be Tito's also!

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:45 PM (MxLTX)

I second that! Should I bring olives?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


Three Olives Brand Grape Flavor. Ice cold it tastes like grape kool aide.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (Xr3y2)

372
As God is my witness, I thought that was bourbon...
Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (32YRo)


As God as my witness, I thought panties would fly.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I'll bring the Jameson Black Barrel


Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

374 368 Whose playing the Fairy Godmother...Ace?
Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM (32YRo)

Gabe Malor.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (Pdtmz)

LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

375 Silly. The Democrats know they are going to lose anyway, so why not give Bernie his last chance since he's a sure loser?

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 24, 2020 06:56 PM (vVOK2)

376 Not this year. But you and the Mr. should feel free to give me a shout when you're back in this neck of the woods. MicroMoMes are a thing.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (rBtIz)
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Yes they are! Will keep it in mind-don't know when we are back up that way. Next year I hope you can come here!

Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:56 PM (/669Q)

377 >>I need a list of THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A MOME.


"Huh, you kinda do look like a dildo/ a catastrophe/a cannibal/[insert silly nic]!"

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:56 PM (bDqIh)

378 I also think cheating in the purple states is the number 1 worry.

Otherwise, it is a good position to be in, if Sanders is the nominee, he loses fence sitters, if he isn't the hard core Lefties stay home or protest vote with the greenies or something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (r+sAi)

379 Get out and vote in the Primaries.

Minnesota is Open Primary, and on March 3, we will feel the Bern!

Posted by: rd at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (+0uDE)

380 Trying to recall what Gabe's persona was, how he came across, if you will.

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)

381 Ace at a MoMe. Odds? Disguised? As what?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (90T4r)


He made it to the second one.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (ZXnzo)

382 I still need to see about a FlaMoMe. I've never organized a party in my life, though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

383 My guess is they'll keep mouthing the platitudes right up until they vote for Trump in the voting booth.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 06:19 PM (j3npP)

And then lie to the exit poll.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 24, 2020 06:57 PM (qyH+l)

384
Let's say FeelBern is the D nom, which he won't be, but let's say he is.

One remedy is to pull voters away from President Trump by setting up a 3rd party candidate. This is probably gonna happen, anyway.

Say, a katsick/romney ticket.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (Pu7FG)

385 The Military Won't Save Men From 'Doritos And Porn'

https://tinyurl.com/qwqv74g

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

386 They're like magic.

Or magnets

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 24, 2020 06:34 PM (l4C/z)

whats the deal with magnets?

*holds refrigerator magnets to temples*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:35 PM (Orx/W)
.......

Careful with those things, man. Or I'll beat you like a drum.

Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (v0R5T)

387 Yes they are! Will keep it in mind-don't know when we are back up that way. Next year I hope you can come here!



Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:56 PM


Hoping!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (rBtIz)

388 365
Cannibal Bob, you just be yourself. Really, it's just a big get-together
with your grey-box friends. And you will meet some really nice lurkers
too.



I hope you wear your grass skirt. I'm envisioning something from the costume department of Gilligan's Island.





Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:54 PM (/669Q)

So that 'be yourself thing'. Early on in marriage, I asked my sister how I can assure that the marriage works well. She said, and i quote. "don't be yourself."
I checked with her again after like after 20 years about loosening up a bit....and she said "too soon."

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (Orx/W)

389 385 The Military Won't Save Men From 'Doritos And Porn'

https://tinyurl.com/qwqv74g
Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

We don't need or want saving from those.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (NWiLs)

390 I voted Bernie today.


First Dem vote in my life.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (EsGqq)

391 There will be Tito's also!
Posted by: Ben Had


Well, if tequila is making the clothes fall off, of course there will be ti...

Oh. Nevermind.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (P1f+c)

392 maybe next time I can get signed up in time.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (ZXnzo)
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I hope so - you're the kilt guy, right? Would be nice to have both a kilt and a grass skirt at the next MoMe.

Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (/669Q)

393 Insom, after you come to TX you will have all the info you need.

I didn't have a clue either.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MxLTX)

394 petrograd? pretty sure it was called "leningrad" when he honeymooned there.

there's an old joke about a well-traveled gentleman that was born in st. petersburg, grew up in petrograd, raised his family in leningrad, then finally retired to st. petersburg.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (sGtp+)

395 I voted Bernie today.


First Dem vote in my life.
Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (EsGqq)

Technically Bernie is an Independent running as a Democrat.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (EFiUo)

396 What is interesting about all this is that the only reason Bernie Sanders is a problem for the Democrat Party is because he's honest about who he (and the Democrat Party) is and the policies he supports.

The fact is that the Democrat Party's candidates are all the same, except for gender and age. They all believe the same things, all support the same policies. It's just that Bernie Sanders is honest about it and the rest lie about it to try to fool the low information voters and appear "moderate".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (Do5/p)

397 Democrats are planning to run "hyperlocal" campaigns

Need to hide the historical fact that they will approve anything commie once they get to Congress.

Posted by: t-bird at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (Z1eux)

398 Freshman Demonrat congresscritters from S. Fla. are calling on Bernie to retract his pro-Castro comments.

Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (KHM6X)

399 373
I'll bring the Jameson Black Barrel



Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 06:55 PM (d7Ww2)

O.M.G.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (Orx/W)

400 Insom, after you come to TX you will have all the info you need.

I didn't have a clue either.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MxLTX)


Wait, Insom is coming to the Texas MoMe?

Shit.....hope I can make it......

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

401 "The Military Won't Save Men From 'Doritos And Porn'"

I'm hearing a "got out three times to pee" punchline coming on...

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (ZXnzo)

402 testes

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (o906D)

403 393 Insom, after you come to TX you will have all the info you need.

I didn't have a clue either.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MxLTX)


Ben Had--

You did such an incredible job setting up the Texas Mome.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (TdMsT)

404 Will Uber be lining up after the MOME?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 06:49 PM (Orx/W)
.........

I thought everybody would just sleep where they fell.
"There's a tiger in the bathroom!"

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (v0R5T)

405 377 >>I need a list of THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A MOME.

......

Nice ampersand.

You really got some conjunk in yo trunk!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (MMC4G)

406 Cannibal Bob, you ain't ever been hugged so hard in all your life as you will be at the NoVaMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:36 PM (MxLTX)


I reserved a spot. Whether I'll show up is another matter altogether.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)

407 398
Freshman Demonrat congresscritters from S. Fla. are calling on Bernie to retract his pro-Castro comments.

Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (KHM6X)


Yeah, that's not going to play well in the Sunshine State.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (MzD6Y)

408 Sponge, it be true.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (MxLTX)

409 I hope so - you're the kilt guy, right? Would be nice to have both a kilt and a grass skirt at the next MoMe.



Posted by: bluebell at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (/669Q)


I have to buy a new one, I've lost 50 pounds since the last time and it doesn't fit any more. Nice problem to have.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (ZXnzo)

410 I will hug you until you can't breathe, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

411 Sponge, it be true.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (MxLTX)


This will be a momentous occasion......

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (Zz0t1)

412 Technically Bernie is an Independent running as a Democrat.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (EFiUo)

He had to register as a Dem to run in their primary.


It's official.

Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (EsGqq)

413
Oh, something happened.

Chris Matthews is apologizing on air for comparing Sanders's win in Nevada to Hitler invading France.

Imagine having to apologize for that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (VNdB4)

414
Love how the DemonRats, who have reliably bent over and also swallowed for the Soviets and ChiComs and VC and NorKs from 1917 to Present, are panicking because one of their shitbags, Sanders, doesn't have the brains to continue pretending not to be a fucking Communist.

Evil Fucks.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 24, 2020 06:53 PM

----------

Pete Buttigieg is just as Communist as Bernie.

His Father, Joseph Buttigieg II, was an out and out Marxist. He translated the Gramsci Prison Diaries into English.

Do Not be fooled, Mayor Pete is a red diaper baby.

Posted by: rd at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (+0uDE)

415 I really want to see our President hold a sell out, yuge, rally behind enemy lines, in a sanctuary city. At the right time, after lambasting the local government for violating the law, he says "How about us going down to city hall right now and tell them what we think. On your feet, let's march".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (C1Lsn)

416 I need a list of THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A MOME.



"Crossbows are for fags."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (wc1vX)

417 So what precisely is the difference between rape and rape-rape? Asking for a fiend.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (sWM8x)

418 "Elections are binary choices, if Sanders is the nominee the choices for partisan Donks will be vote the commie or stay home, they will hold their nose and vote for Marxism and see if they can power through and bend Bernie to their will."

The problem is that they won't. We think about the Ds as being a monolithic machine that turns out D votes on command regardless of the candidate. However, even with the Clinton machine, Hillary couldn't get the votes she needed in Philly and Broward County.

If the Dem base doesn't like a candidate, then they find they have better things to do that get on that bus to go to the polls.

I've watched Dems miss their vote targets in Florida about 4 out of the last 10 election cycles. If you can't get blacks and hispanics to vote for the first woman president, you sure as hell won't get them voting for an old white communist.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (PHotS)

419 MP4, please go.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:04 PM (MxLTX)

420 This Jen Rubin person seems a little touched in the head. She's not quite right.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 07:04 PM (4tLKB)

421 410
I will hug you until you can't breathe, Cannibal Bob.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

I hope so. I'll wheel in with a vent.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 07:04 PM (Orx/W)

422 This Jen Rubin person seems a little touched in the head. She's not quite right.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 07:04 PM (4tLKB)


Imagine if you looked like that.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:04 PM (Zz0t1)

423 The Military Won't Save Men From 'Doritos And Porn'

Posted by: SMH at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (RU4sa)

This is Not News. The military is a structure. If you get in and have no drive, it will simply push you along for a while and then spit you out in four years as an E-4. As in anything else, making yourself into something you weren't requires input from yourself.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (U7voe)

424 Is there a dress code?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

425 Flounder, if you're still around, I think Mr. Jordan61 is going to want to go golfing up your way when the courses open.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (QLlrr)

426 Off Clinton sock

Posted by: Vanya at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (U7voe)

427 348 >>GET TRUMP A RALLY IN T-MOBILE PARK THIS SUMMER!


How cool is it that Parscale and team are getting stats on who are attending these mega-rallies and then announcing how many are Democrats, didn;t vite for Trump in 2016, etc.?!

So clever - demoralizing AND provides a stats-based counter-narrative to the MSM fake news.
Just imagine what the stats might be for a Seattle rally. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (bDqIh)
---------------




In July. Locals have already skipped work for the month that the sun comes out, anyway.

Counter programming to the Milwaukee convention.

Really piss them off and mess them up.


I'm telling you, Brad, this is your big chance to shine!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (sy5kK)

428 Does the first guest to arrive yell FIRST?

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

429 428
Does the first guest to arrive yell FIRST?

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)

LOL.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (Orx/W)

430 Cannibal Bob, this isn't some extend a limp wrist and barely touch finger tips affair.

Full on frontal hugs.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

431 Is there a dress code?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)


Clothing optional, I'm betting.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)

432 Insomniac if you have a MoMe I'd come to that.

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (o906D)

433 349 > Jen has the sadz.

FU Jen. You sold out to the anti-Semitic commies. Now take a big bite out of that giant shit sandwich you've fixed for yourself.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 06:52 PM (Ewo9R)


sure, Jen, that's Miracle Whip.

Keep telling yourself that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)

434 Does the first guest to arrive yell FIRST?
Posted by: wth at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (v0R5T)


As long you raise a glass and toast me, I'll allow it.


Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:07 PM (Zz0t1)

435 Does the first guest to arrive yell FIRST?
Posted by: wth

---

Either that or "NOOD!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 07:07 PM (Y4EXg)

436 Is there a dress code?
Posted by: nurse ratched


I'd go with "book thread" rules, myself.

Does the first guest to arrive yell FIRST?
Posted by: wth


Or "Sponge!" Either works as a Horde shibboleth.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2020 07:07 PM (P1f+c)

437 430 Cannibal Bob, this isn't some extend a limp wrist and barely touch finger tips affair.

Full on frontal hugs.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (MxLTX)


The hug of the century!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 07:08 PM (TdMsT)

438
Either that or "NOOD!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 07:07 PM (Y4EXg)


That's when the conversation changes.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)

439 Cannibal Bob, this isn't some extend a limp wrist and barely touch finger tips affair.

Full on frontal hugs.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (MxLTX)

No Christian side hugs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 07:08 PM (4tLKB)

440 423 "spit you out in four years as an E-4". This brings me to things I miss. Retirement ceremonies with four or five senior NCO's and a Corporal with 20 years. Used to happen. A lot.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 24, 2020 07:09 PM (C1Lsn)

441 Aside from severe, lingering daddy issues and those incessant voices in my head, I'm perfectly fine.

Posted by: Jen Rubin at February 24, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)

442 Is there a dress code?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)

No bras.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 24, 2020 07:09 PM (kKniG)

443 Either that or "NOOD!!"
Posted by: Tonypete

That's when the conversation changes.
Posted by: Sponge


I thought that's what the bartender would yell at closing time.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2020 07:10 PM (P1f+c)

444
No bras.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 24, 2020 07:09 PM (kKniG)


Seconded.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:10 PM (Zz0t1)

445 390 I voted Bernie today.


First Dem vote in my life.
Posted by: Ha at February 24, 2020 06:58 PM (EsGqq)


why, you little punch turder, you!

good job!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:10 PM (sy5kK)

446 At a MoMe, are we allowed to bring a friend?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 07:10 PM (90T4r)

447 @226
Hey, at least it will be fun to watch. I LOVE that he went to
California to announce the water redirect to the Central Valley farms.
----------------
On my drive up and drive back down the 5 last week, I saw a lot of signs alongside the highway with messages like "Using water to grow food is not a waste". The Dems - under orders from their Green bosses - have done tgeir best to wreck that region.

Posted by: junior at February 24, 2020 07:11 PM (ILoDM)

448 The no bra thing, it's for the 'ettes, right?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 07:11 PM (90T4r)

449 Aside from severe, lingering daddy issues and those incessant voices in my head, I'm perfectly fine.
Posted by: Jen Rubin at February 24, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)


Here, Jen. Show us on the doll where your daddy touched you.

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:11 PM (Zz0t1)

450 Nurse--

I've been neglecting my personal correspondence for a couple of weeks, but I'm going to email you and give you my phone number.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 07:11 PM (TdMsT)

451 393 Insom, after you come to TX you will have all the info you need.

I didn't have a clue either.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MxLTX)

I'll definitely be gathering intel whilst partying.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

452 > Katie Hill's fantasies would make Jeff Dahmer vomit.

That's why they're replacing her with Chunk Uglier (thanks for that name).

As a Turk, he can be a polygamist and claim Islamophobia if anyone says anything.

See also: Ilhan Omar.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (Ewo9R)

453 At a MoMe, is personal hygiene a Thing?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (90T4r)

454 432 Insomniac if you have a MoMe I'd come to that.
Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 07:06 PM (o906D)

Cool! You in FL?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

455 Does this MoMe have a wall for the wallflowers?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (4tLKB)

456 363 From CNN:

"A man goes home and masturbates his typical fantasy. A woman on her knees, a woman tied up, a woman abused."

"A woman enjoys intercourse with her man - as she fantasizes being raped by 3 men simultaneously."

- Sanders in 1972



Aw, c'mon. This is too easy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

457 The no bra thing, it's for the 'ettes, right?

I sure hope so. All those crullers seem to be going straight to my moobs.

Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at February 24, 2020 07:13 PM (EgshT)

458 Does this MoMe have a wall for the wallflowers?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (4tLKB)


There had damned well better be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 24, 2020 07:13 PM (Ki5SV)

459 At a MoMe, is personal hygiene a Thing?
Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (90T4r)

If it is, I missed that memo.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 24, 2020 07:13 PM (kKniG)

460 Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 06:59 PM (MxLTX)

Wait, Insom is coming to the Texas MoMe?

Shit.....hope I can make it......
Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Barring utter catastrophe, I am indeed!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

461 Nood lesbians on YouTube!

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2020 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

462 Aw, c'mon. This is too easy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:12 PM (sy5kK)

CNN is actually running that?

Posted by: Vanya at February 24, 2020 07:14 PM (U7voe)

463 When is the TX MoMe? Now that I can fly for free I have a goal to hit up every MoMe in 2020.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 07:14 PM (QLlrr)

464 At a MoMe, are we allowed to bring a friend?
Posted by: tubal



Just like school, you have to bring enough for everyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 07:14 PM (Xr3y2)

465 "Cool! You in FL?"

No Mid Georgia. Tonight though I am sitting in a hotel in downtown Atlanta waiting for Mrs f'd to get back from her knife class.

I was born in Orlando though and can be there in about 5 hrs.

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 07:15 PM (o906D)

466 My little personality disorder, will it cause a problem at a typical MoMe ?

Posted by: tubal at February 24, 2020 07:15 PM (90T4r)

467 Medicare for all is the only policy that matters.

No more bankruptcies from getting sick.

Burn the health insurance industry to the ground

Posted by: Medicare for all at February 24, 2020 07:15 PM (XpJXT)

468 > The Dems - under orders from their Green bosses - have done tgeir best to wreck that region.

What the Dems have been doing in California farm country is exactly what Stalin did to the Ukraine, only on a smaller scale.

For that matter, what some of the Chinese Emperors did.

Say you've got two provinces having a famine (provinces were always having famines under the Emperors, although not nearly as bad as under Mao).

Province A is loyal to the Emperor.
Province B is disloyal.

Solution: send troops to Province B to confiscate all food and send it to Province A. Now Province A is loyal forever, and everyone in Province B is dead. Win-win.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 07:15 PM (Ewo9R)

469 Jordan61 Oct 23/24 in Corsicana, TX

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:16 PM (MxLTX)

470 405
377 >>I need a list of THINGS NOT TO SAY AT A MOME.



......



Nice ampersand.



You really got some conjunk in yo trunk!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 24, 2020 07:01 PM (MMC4G)

First!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 07:16 PM (1CjJc)

471 Flounder, see my comment @425

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 07:17 PM (QLlrr)

472 Nurse: "go get laid"

Excellent advice. Any further on how to accomplish this?

Posted by: creeper at February 24, 2020 07:17 PM (XxJt1)

473 398 Freshman Demonrat congresscritters from S. Fla. are calling on Bernie to retract his pro-Castro comments.
Posted by: kallisto at February 24, 2020 07:00 PM (KHM6X)


"We got us this sweet, sweet high-paying, no responsibility gig, with great health care and a fantastic retirement plan, and you are effing us up, Bernie!"

Posted by: Florida Democrat congresscritters at February 24, 2020 07:17 PM (sy5kK)

474 425
Flounder, if you're still around, I think Mr. Jordan61 is going to want to go golfing up your way when the courses open.

Posted by: Jordan61 at February 24, 2020 07:05 PM (QLlrr)

Cool. Stop by hole 2 and say hello.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 07:18 PM (1CjJc)

475 That's the back hole 2.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 24, 2020 07:18 PM (1CjJc)

476 I see from Insty that Microbe is trying to run a "everyday man of the people" schtick.

Picture: Microbe standing in line at a Subway.

Caption: "Microbe LOVES Subway. He could eat there for every meal."

Reality: a check of campaign finance records shows NO purchases at Subway, but there are purchases from an outfit that charges $10,000 to cater wagyu beef and caviar meals for private jets.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 07:18 PM (Ewo9R)

477 Ben Had,what are you looking at for range workday this summer? I need to see if I can get off work.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2020 07:19 PM (XhWtx)

478 Eromero, I will email you this evening with that.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 24, 2020 07:21 PM (MxLTX)

479 If you can't get blacks and hispanics to vote for the first woman president, you sure as hell won't get them voting for an old white communist.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (PHotS)


So if Bernie gets a tan, a wig, lasic, and a facelift, he could actually win Florida?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)

480 Freshman Demonrat congresscritters from S. Fla. are calling on Bernie to retract his pro-Castro comments.
Posted by: kallisto



He couldn't stop if he wanted to.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2020 07:26 PM (Xr3y2)

481 Ben Had @ 478, middle of week works best for me, Jim's mileage may vary.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2020 07:26 PM (XhWtx)

482 Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 24, 2020 07:03 PM (PHotS)

Agree. This is different if it's Bernie. He's going to take their money no matter what he says. He'll have to. You're simply not going to milk enough out of the oligarch's to pay for these programs. He's going after your bank account.

Your private insurance that lets you take precious little Kylie to a nice doctor's office every time she has a sniffle? Gone. Now you're going to wait days or weeks like everyone else.

They're all hypocrites anyway so they're not going to vote for something that gores their own bull.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 07:27 PM (j3npP)

483 As for free shit like medical care, I don't know other states but here they go to the ER and taxpayers pay the freight. It's not the best but it's free. Under the democommies it will be minimal care (think VA or Reservation care) and public service (think gulag guard) will be required.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2020 07:34 PM (XhWtx)

484 From Dack Thrombosis at February 24, 2020 07:27 PM (j3npP)

Your private insurance that lets you take precious little Kylie to a nice doctor's office every time she has a sniffle? Gone. Now you're going to wait days or weeks like everyone else.

ERs are going to be a zoo with every kid with sniffles.

Posted by: Fox2! at February 24, 2020 07:35 PM (qyH+l)

485 Minnesota is in play. But, with Klobuchar as the VP, it's not. She isn't a fit with Bernie though. Buttgieg or Warren are.

Posted by: jeff carter at February 24, 2020 08:01 PM (JOEkg)

486 Mayor Pete is too smart to go down with Bernie. He scathingly dismissed Bernie after NV.

He's setting himself up for 2024, he thinks

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 24, 2020 08:07 PM (e+6M0)

487 Ben Had, I'll be getting in on Wed. afternoon. Shoot me a copy of things to be done, email in nick.

Posted by: Panhandler at February 24, 2020 08:09 PM (S/rwf)

488 watching carville sputter stammer and spin after he helped create and get wealthy off this toxic political environment w clinton criminal organization is
incredibly satisfying. I pray that we have hit "peak globalist" and we are entering a golden age of traditional conservative society. and I hope he lives to 125 to witness all he worked for investigated and Felonia Von Pantsuit and her husband and the rest of the criminals jailed.

Posted by: rusty shakleford at February 24, 2020 08:38 PM (pDLA2)

489 Bloomberg is attacking Sanders for being pro-2nd Amendment.

In Vermont, Sanders didn't have a choice. The Vermonters might be Commies, but they're attached to their guns. I have no doubt that Sanders would be as anti-2nd Amendment as Gov. Blackface if he was elected president. After all, he changed his tune about open borders.

I just think it's amusing that Bloomie thinks Sanders stance on guns is going to hurt him. The blue staters will ignore it and the red staters will like Sanders more.

Bloomberg lives in such a bubble.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 24, 2020 08:55 PM (d6Ksn)

490 I really, really want to believe that Trump will enjoy a Reaganesque reelection landslide, but I'm not about to trust these still-flawed polls and relax and say, "Yeah, he's got this. No worries!"

No, I plan to give money and volunteer time to this great President. I'm not taking anything for granted.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 24, 2020 09:22 PM (H3MF8)

491 I notice that the "moderate dems" are freaking out about how a communist can't win and not the ramifications about "if" he would win.

Posted by: Drider at February 25, 2020 04:00 AM (R/UH9)

492 Don't get cocky. If the American public hated communism we wouldn't be where we are.

Posted by: dont get cocky at February 25, 2020 09:13 AM (tgRox)

493 About 10% of those polled are answering the pollsters as follows: Approve of Trump's handling of economy, yes; approve of Trump's handling of foreign policy, yes; consider the country on the right track, yes; happy with their own lives, yes; happy with their own personal finances, yes; expect improvement in their economic condition next year, yes; consider race relations good, yes; disapprove of impeachment, yes; approve of Trump's presidency, NO! GOD NO? How could I possibly approve of Trump's presidency?! Are you insane?! How could you even ask that question?! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at February 25, 2020 10:35 AM (hrHLc)

494 No repub can win in Minny. Romney won 83 of the 87 counties. The 4 he lost were the dem bastion of minneapolis/St paul. Heavy union, heavy somali. All dems.

Posted by: ernie ernie at February 25, 2020 03:49 PM (8XBJ+)

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John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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