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A Not Very Special Edition Of The ONT
Y'know, some corporate accounts just aren't ready for the kind of people you meet on social media these days, especially Twitter:
The Babylon Bee Is Far And Away The Best Satire Site Out There....
...but sometimes the old fogies at The Onion still Get-Off-A-Good-One.
Paul Ryan Lauded For Inspiring Millions Of Young Gutless Fucking Cowards To Take On Leadership Roles
Noting the former congressman’s deep, unwavering commitment to shying away from every one of his civic responsibilities, the Heritage Foundation lauded Paul Ryan Thursday for inspiring millions of young gutless fucking cowards to take on leadership roles. “Thank you, Mr. Ryan, for showing countless milquetoast little weaklings across the United States that if they want a place in politics, they can have it,” said Heritage Foundation spokesperson Katherine Primm, adding that she was grateful so many young candy-ass pushovers had the chance to see someone just like them not just get elected but also become speaker of the House.
A Letter From David Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh: A Loving Brother And ‘A Friend To Countless Americans’
We're all praying for Rush as he battles cancer.
Might As Well Get These Political Links Out Of The Way
You Bernie Suckers Are Going to Get Fooled Again By Kurt Schlichter, who is also a guest on Alex and Brent's podcast this week (linked in the sidebar).
Watch: The Only Mike Bloomberg Campaign Ad the World Needs The only ad the tiny tinpot totalitarian deserves.
Postcard From Pre-Totalitarian America When folks who lived in the Soviet Union are starting to get nervous flashbacks, it's time to take notice. Team Trump just called a halt to the Obama-era war on American suburbs The left hates when people aren't all crammed together into little tiny boxes so they're easier to control. Horowitz: It’s time to focus on the GOP debate Daniel Horowitz reminds us that there is a whole embedded “Republican” side of the swamp in DC, and they're going to be working as hard as they can to make sure that the policies enacted in PDT's second term are no different than those that would have come out of a, say, Joe Biden administration.
Inspiring Story Someone linked this in last night's ONT, I forgot to note who. Sorry for no H/T.
Speaking Of Inspirational
Check out this story from Trump's rally in Phoenix.
Video of 100 Year Old World War II Vet Being Carried Into Trump Rally Goes Viral
He's Right You Know
Gun Pr0n I know a 9mm isn't the beefiest gun out there, but I'm kind of surprised at the lack of penetration.
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 22, 2020
Teach The Children Well
Study: School Vouchers Improve Public Schools
My Little Pony To Children: Marxism Is Not Magic
My Darling Margaret, As the bitter war against the Collectivists enters its third year, I have to tell you that spirits have been quite low on here in our winter camps. The news that the Virginia and North Carolina militias were repulsed from the capital at Alexandria last month dealt a bitter blow to our hopes of finally ending this madness. All of that changed yesterday when the entire camp was electrified with the most astounding news. After months of negotiations, the Bronies have entered the conflict on our side! I do not believe that the totalitarian forces, who are surely as war-weary and worn out as we, will be able to resist the coming onslaught of rainbows and unicorns. With the grace of God and a dash of freedom's luck, we will crush the enemy and I will return to where I long to be – in the warm embrace of your loving arms – before the blossoms appear on the apple trees that line Hanged Man Creek. I remain, Your loving husband, Peter Sgt. 45th Liberty Battalion, Army of the Founding Fathers
News From The SJW Front ‘People Are Getting Sick Of It’ Female prisoner claims she was raped by transgender inmate, sues prison But they're just poor, tortured souls in the wrong body who don't mean anyone any harm, you hater. Michael and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Debate
— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 22, 2020
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Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (7WaWV)
Surely by now someone has already done
I saw Fat Broads and Horse-Faced Lesbians open for The Dog-Faced Pony Soldiers at the Indiana State Fair in '84?
Right?
Also, hi.
Alternatively, a comic book cover
The Dog Faced Pony Soldiers face their greatest challenge in The Attack of the Fat Broads and Horse-Faced Lesbians
by Alan Moore
Posted by: mindful webworker
comically
at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (Isn+8)
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Posted by: Larry Kroger at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (XVuno)
Ryan was the perfect leader.
A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.
I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: JAS at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (AMIL/)
Second: time to read the rest of the content.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:06 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)
There's a club;
He's in it forever;
But you will never be!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (Um2IM)
All ONTs are special in their own way.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (Dc2NZ)
each one is a *special* flower planted in this garden
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (7ZQe3)
Wasn't it like Sweden or Finland? One of those weird Reindeer licking countries.
Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)
Bernie is a con-man looking for another pay-off like last time.
When it comes time to chose a candy date at the Dem convention he'll 'reluctantly' drop out because of heart trouble and endorse whomever pays him.
It wouldn't surprise me if his heart trouble is a ruse concocted for this.
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (l3+k2)
As for blind people: Thank you, Baltimore Orioles, but I'm aware that there are blind people in the world. Now what do you want me to do?
Posted by: Brown Line at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (S6ArX)
Okay, that's good.
Protip:
Do not laugh at a deaf/mute person when they are 'screaming' at you using ASL and they signing "ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???!!!!"
Wow, was she mad.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (Y4EXg)
That would be cool.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (NWiLs)
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Probably one of those soyboy polymer guns. Probably a Gluck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (LaaND)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Bernie is a con-man looking for another pay-off like last time.
When it comes time to chose a candy date at the Dem convention he'll 'reluctantly' drop out because of heart trouble and endorse whomever pays him.
It wouldn't surprise me if his heart trouble is a ruse concocted for this.
Posted by: davidt
Those Bernie Bros on the the Project Veritas videos sure talked tough about what would happen if he got screwed out of the nomination again.
Well, we're watching it happen in real time...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (SfYbS)
State Dept decided
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
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Better than Chipotle or roadkill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (kFkpX)
do believe in miracles. Trivia: This was only the first game of the
medal round. Who did the US beat to win the gold?
Finland. And yes it's still a great moment to this day
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (8EPFb)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (7WaWV)
I can honestly say I do not know you nor have I ever read any of your posts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
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Well, it's no Kenny Rogers Roasters
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 21, 2020 10:14 PM (CAJOC)
State Dept decided
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)
Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (9Om/r)
SW 40 in hollow point...Federal .....yup
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)
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Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)
That would be cool.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)
Sam Donaldson looks like a sun dried tomato.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Relax, comrade, our betters know what's best, after all they are TOP.MEN!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (BiNEL)
Insomniac... Ex Cinnabon Reflux? Yeah, they do tend to do that if ya don't wash 'em down with enough covfefe.
*pours bourbon*
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (QzJWU)
Wow I'm tired. Whattaya think, should I call it quits?
Posted by: mindful webworker
soccer it to me
at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (Isn+8)
That would be cool.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:09 PM (VNfwt)
How do you think he could afford the new toupee.
Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)
Don't have any havoc planned. Perhaps some minor antagonism and general smartassery.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)
Top. Men.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (G546f)
Finland. And yes it's still a great moment to this day
Posted by: TheQuietMan
I thought it was Sweden? Time warps my memory.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)
I thought it was the Czechs.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (mSgQG)
https://tinyurl.com/uzc3a9s
And from what I hear, even more counties than those are working to form militias independent of the state government. There's also talk of members compensating the sheriffs for the lack of a pay raise (probably as retaliation for so many of them backing the sanctuary movement), which is a good first step towards creating a shadow government.
I'm beginning to think the next couple years are gonna be LIT.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (2PXwn)
Ryan was the perfect leader.
A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.
I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian
And sadly both parties are crawling with 'em.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at February 21, 2020 10:17 PM (XVuno)
Hey, that's my line!
Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (/UQ/R)
The country were I want to be
Pony trekking or camping or just watching TV
Finland Finland Finland
You're the country for me
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (VNfwt)
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:12 PM (G546f)
Trump needs to campaign on a promise to do an old time Roman Army-type decimation of all FedGov departments and agencies, beginning at 12:01 EST, Jan. 20, 2021. With a promise of additional decimations until FedGov performance is to his liking.
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (AMIL/)
I've planted 10 Troll "Dead Man" trip wires ahead of the ONT.
Please be advised....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (0ReGO)
Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (nRNOc)
The top one, what is the 'correct' response? I am drawing a blank.
I like you hot or cold?
You'd taste good drenched in Ranch dressing?
Give me a breast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons
Don't miss the Kurt Schlichter link. It's great. Thanks, WD.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
No Cinnabons here, tasty as they are.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Guy Who Wants To Bring Back Decimation at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (XzVUd)
The top one, what is the 'correct' response? I am drawing a blank.
I like you hot or cold?
You'd taste good drenched in Ranch dressing?
Give me a breast.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)
I want your dark meat inside me.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:22 PM (Q/6aX)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 10:15 PM (VNfwt)
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Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)
Well, one uses an Indo-European language and the other doesn't; so there's that.
Posted by: Dr. T at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 21, 2020 10:23 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Given the way he reacted to Nanny's hit in the last debate, I'm thinking that if he gets the nomination, Trump will provoke him into stroking out on stage.
That guy is not cool, calm, and collected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Trump sure sucks at being a dictator. A good one would have those Top. Men. at the State Dept personally handling the victims of the quarantine down at the New Lubyanka.
Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (/HLjJ)
Does anyone know who that blonde b**** was next to Nancy Pelosi today on her announcement of something f****** fabulous? She looked3 like a tranny or one the ugliest women around.
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (gM04u)
Need to be pouncing all over that WSJ reporter on this one...me thinks he slipped his D&^K into the money line....like he thinks SNOPES will cover him....effin SJW pussies
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Weirddave at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (LFjgB)
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Yeah, this really crushed me. I honestly thought he "got it" more than he apparently cares to.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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He's the epitome of the Left, including the complete absence of a sense of humor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:25 PM (C78No)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:26 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:10 PM (Ge4Nn)
I want to say it was a Sunday morning, as mom and I were bowling (Sunday ritual). They announced it over the PA. Everyone cheered, loudly. I was standing near the front door, between the cafeteria and pro shop.
Just checked the calendar. It was the miracle game.
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:27 PM (Q/6aX)
No more half measures, we need full on Stalin-style purges. Complete with sending the families of the deceased to Siberia.
I'm sure Vlad wouldn't mind reopening Kolyma for us.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:27 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (hrqrN)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: Mrs Conclusion at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Given the way he reacted to Nanny's hit in the last debate, I'm thinking that if he gets the nomination, Trump will provoke him into stroking out on stage.
That guy is not cool, calm, and collected.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
In 2024 he'll either be dead, or running for President and again scaring the bejeezus out of the Dem Establishment.
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (AMIL/)
wl:Posted by: vmom 2020 :owl: at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (G546f)
I'm gonna eat your legs first, so you can't run away.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (Q/6aX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Powder burns. Its what happens when you comb your hair with a firecracker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: vmom 2020 🦉 at February 21, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (a4qVe)
The article mentions a song, but doesn't mention some of the lyrics. "you can't have a nightmare, if you never dream"? Lol. "In our town, we dare not compete. Winning only breeds the worst. Ego filled conceit". Song at the following link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZn69bVonGg
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: 🐔 at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (7WaWV)
Stone Prosecutors that QUIT???..Barry's boys.
Stone Judge...sounding like she be ALL that?....Barry girl.
Media....She Be All the very core of our CONSTITUTION.
Isss not righ...isss not righ... Massa Barry?
Can I get sum BLOW now?
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:30 PM (kFkpX)
I'll have the breast
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (hrqrN)
But the US goalie was sensational the whole way - saved their butts.
Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Does anyone know who that blonde b**** was next to Nancy Pelosi today on her announcement of something f****** fabulous? She looked3 like a tranny or one the ugliest women around.
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:24 PM (gM04u)
Sylvia Garcia, one of Schiff's impeachment management indentured servants.
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)
Where did we get the cynical expression "Top Men!" -- if popularized from somewhere in particular, as opposed to organic entomology?
Getting even more tirederrrr...
Posted by: mindful webworker
this bugs me
at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
I had Chipotle once. I think it was roadkill. The "steak" may have just sat under a heat lamp for 6 hours. This burrito was memorable as the worst fast food item I had ever had.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jim S. at February 21, 2020 10:33 PM (ynUnH)
WaPo:
President Trump grew furious with senior advisers this week over a decision to allow 14 Americans who tested positive for coronavirus to return to the United States from Japan after being assured that infected patients would remain in quarantine overseas, according to administration officials.
Posted by: vmom 2020
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wtaf? They told him one thing, then did another.
By the way, this is the plot catalyst for Alien.
The company bot let the face-sucker onto the ship despite the safety officer's prohibition.
Trump is right to blow up, and he should pop the batteries on those "senior advisers."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:33 PM (G51Gf)
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ugh, too greasy
Posted by: Huma at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (G546f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
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Yeah, I only go there to pick up chicks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Farmer
______________
Sylvia Garcia, D-TX, US House of Reps.
Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at February 21, 2020 10:34 PM (2rMPp)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
Government employees. Can't live with them. Can't live with them.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (G546f)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
https://tinyurl.com/wslaol6
Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (/HLjJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
I first read that as "Sunday School Vouchers Improve Public Schools" and thought, 'sure, why wouldn't they?'
Don't ask.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 10:36 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (lK7fO)
You know, I don't think I've ever had Boston Market in my life. How is it?
Posted by: Dr. T
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Extremely salty, and amazingly insubstantial considering it's turkey, potatoes, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (G51Gf)
Needs more salt.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Alex , Brent, and Colonel Kurt together in one podcast? How is the internet even surviving that much concentrated awesome in one link?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks
Are you a Yooper by any chance. I'm asking because they're the only people I know who tell Finn jokes.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)
from somewhere in particular, as opposed to organic entomology?
Raiders of the Lost Ark. They tell Indy that the government has "top men" looking at the Ark. He asked "Who?" and the reply is "Top. Men."
Posted by: Weirddave at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (LFjgB)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (a4EWo)
Eric Swalwell is growing a beard. Some sort of trend going on perhaps, or whatevs.
Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:37 PM (H3MF
* * * *
I can confirm the awesomeness, and that it lasted for a full hour!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)
This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.
Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (32YRo)
I got your gimmedat, it comes in .45 caliber you lazy assed communist.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (VcFUs)
Why my good man, just teleport yourself back in time to the 1960's and more to the point...the US Space Program...
There you will find resplendent with press releases the fawning over our choosing of ASTRONAUTS with the RIGHT STUFF and only our TOP MEN would make the cut....
I'm totally guessing.....but hell yes ....sounds about right.
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (kFkpX)
Your breasts are tender and juicy.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (Uu+Jp)
Anyway, I hope nice, trimmed beards are coming back. I like them.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)
Yeah, but you know he's going to fart into the thing...
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (7s3Gx)
Old wisdom, get behind them and put a 6" blade through a kidney, pull back and do the same for the liver.
Posted by: parker at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (0RwPz)
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (gM04u)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:38 PM (G51Gf)
How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jim S.
right here
https://youtu.be/ahrBOvz1jzA
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (SfYbS)
Did I get all the parsnips out?
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 10:40 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (Rz2Nc)
Looks like you stayed under the sun lamp too long.
Posted by: Panhandler at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (S/rwf)
I hope you enjoy being be eaten as much as I enjoy eating you
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:41 PM (hrqrN)
At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.
An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.
So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (I2/tG)
doc on who said he absolutely trusted the ChiCom docs as to what they
were telling him.
This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.
Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (32YRo)
WTF?? You can't trust the chinese any farther than you can throw a cheesecake underwater. A CDC doc actually said this?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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*strokes, nice, trimmed beard*
Never left.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (QrTqV)
It comes right off the bone
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:42 PM (hrqrN)
Do you know who the third gal was? Seems like a trio of idiots.
Posted by: Farmer at February 21, 2020 10:39 PM (gM04u)
Sorry, no. The brief clip I saw on FoxNews only had Nancy and Sylvia in view.
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: parker at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (0RwPz)
Gonna keep it.....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (kFkpX)
boys in the girls room
emojis in the nic field
♪
It's a crazy, mixed up whirled.
Before I tire too much more...
*plays lullabye*
g'nite.
Posted by: mindful webworker
👾
at February 21, 2020 10:43 PM (Isn+8)
It tastes like chicken
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (hrqrN)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 10:45 PM (w3OLr)
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The Toothbrush is coming back. Like Army Detachment Steiner.
Posted by: A. Schicklegruber at February 21, 2020 10:45 PM (XVuno)
https://tinyurl.com/v2p3dpb
https://tinyurl.com/txub9bk
https://tinyurl.com/sj48uot
https://tinyurl.com/s7pnarm
https://tinyurl.com/tlk8pzl
Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *
And you are just the one to liven things up!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:46 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
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*climbs invisible ladder*
Posted by: A Mime at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)
Finger licking good
Posted by: Mongo at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (hrqrN)
Go to the nearest Home Depot and stock up on N-95 rated masks.
(Must be Obama holdovers)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:47 PM (kFkpX)
======
Were I President the a**wipe responsible for that idiocy would have just volunteered to be the control subject for the virus therapies.
Repeatedly.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (d6mdH)
https://tinyurl.com/wrjgs8c
https://tinyurl.com/uqcvwvc
https://tinyurl.com/uup3yba
https://tinyurl.com/vb5646f
https://tinyurl.com/tjgdn28
Posted by: kbdabear at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
You pull Vladislav Tretiak, the best goalie ever, and put in his understudy. Genius move, Soviets.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
I went ahead and followed one of the linked articles you put up and read it.
It was a very good article, the one from the American Conservative. It puts many things previously discussed here into almost a unified theory of why woke liberals suck.
I do apologize for looking at the content, I didn't mean anything by it.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)
I'm gonna eat your legs first, so you can't run away.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:28 PM (H3MF8
****
"That was a really nice turn on the spit, let's get you on the table!"
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (XVuno)
You never ate my roadkill, have you?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)
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GET.
OUT.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF8)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 10:51 PM (XzVUd)
Gnite for real now.
*pulls plug*
A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker
👾
at February 21, 2020 10:51 PM (Isn+8)
Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF
He died years ago. His toupee is dragging the carcass around
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (ksNTB)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (H3MF8)
Well then F/U and don'y complain.....make it rain your sooth sayin....or....wait....backyard...be back
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:52 PM (kFkpX)
You're better cold. Like right out of the fridge.
Posted by: J. Dahmer at February 21, 2020 10:53 PM (P1f+c)
At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.
An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.
So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
https://youtu.be/SQXqZ8JJktw
Don't Fear The Reaper!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
What is?
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (MMC4G)
Posted by: Publius Redux
=====
"You're quite the spinner!"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Mr. S Hannity at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (98WNR)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 10:56 PM (QzJWU)
Stop getting your damn juices all over the bed. I'm trying to watch television here.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 21, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)
At this point, the only thing that could possibly stop Trump from being reelected is coronavirus.
An election campaign with a massive pandemic hitting the United States, with thousands dead, millions sick, large gatherings prohibited, and the economy tanking, would not be good for the incumbent.
So, it is reasonable to assume that the Deep State will do everything possible to bring coronavirus here, because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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An interesting twist on the plot of Aliens.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 10:55 PM (bttOm)
Overheard: "This is not a beard. It's a scratching post for a beaver."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: t-bird
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They had to be, TV screens were smaller
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 10:58 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 10:21 PM (+lVUW)
Kurt's columns are almost always great. I read them to Mrs. Splunge every Monday and Thursday morning, and you bet she reminds me if I forget.
Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:00 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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It also seems to be more fatal to those over 50 years old or so.
But yeah, a major outbreak here would put a severe strain on Trump's reelection, it seems.
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)
Since you all just posted the obvious for the ettes,
I'll be under the orange tree sippin and a waiting.....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:02 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:02 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: DBCooper at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: klaftern at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)
I think it would depend entirely upon how he handled it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)
After all, what cold possibly go wrong. right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)
Close your eyes, make a wish, and pull on one end of this bone.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Big V at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (XEC2p)
Going to see the g-babies tomorrow.
I'm so glad they live out in the middle of nowhere.
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (RU4sa)
Everyone stay home and you can vote with our handy-dandy app!
Posted by: The Dems at February 21, 2020 11:05 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)
Mikey, there ain't enough hide on you to recover a basketball.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:05 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: klaftern
And everybody thought Mike was too small to play, but coach took a chance...
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)
Makes about as much sense as anything else Miguelito's done lately.
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (7s3Gx)
In earlier rounds, USA tied Sweden 2-2, and a big upset over the Czechs, 7-3. Sweden lost to Russia for the silver.
yeah, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
You lying, dog-faced pony soldier!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (g0Lfb)
One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Big V at February 21, 2020 11:04 PM (XEC2p)
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Oh, she'll do.
Posted by: Ed Gein at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I agree. I don't see folks blaming PDT for a deadly virus just as a matter of course.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
Jockey! There are plenty of Dem Hobby Horses to ride out there!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)
yeah, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
That would be the Bronze.
Medal round winners vie for the Gold (winner) and the Silver (loser).
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
Compared to most American academics, National Socialists lean right.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (SfYbS)
And the baked potato.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)
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I can't stand the thought of killing a chicken just for its potato.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)
Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?
If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)
Wait, if Bloomy was a Jockey, and he carries a sword?
Is he then a Dog faced lying Pony Soldier?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (NgKpN)
And the baked potato.
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (QLPEO)
Yup. And the Peking Duck. And the roast suckling pig. And the cocoa...ok, not that one.
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: davidt at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (l3+k2)
Al Michaels wasn't alone in the booth. Who was with him?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:10 PM (NgKpN)
Mike Bloomberg!
(horses, off-screen, rear and whinny)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 11:08 PM (RU4sa)
'Specially Baal...
Posted by: Flyover MAGA Farmer who raises chickens at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
Compared to most American academics, National Socialists lean right.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (SfYbS)
the new left right scale is not Conservatives vs. Liberals.
Its Nationalists vs Internationalists.
And Nazis were Nationalists.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)
I know, right? Then there's that "you put the lime in de coconut" thing. Did anyone ask the coconut how it felt about that?
Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)
How? It would seem that the high concentration of blue aka "urban areas" would be the most afflicted with contagion mitigation efforts.
Then we can test out the dedication to that latest darling of the Left that the Popular Vote should decide the Presidential Sweepstakes.
Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (/HLjJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 21, 2020 11:12 PM (XVuno)
I know, right? Then there's that "you put the lime in de coconut" thing. Did anyone ask the coconut how it felt about that?
Posted by: Splunge at February 21, 2020 11:14 PM (dOV9E)
clearly constitutes Coconut rape!
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: AlmostYuman at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (G5X70)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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*makes vague gesture, signs Indulgence*
You are forgiven.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (Ge4Nn)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 10:49 PM (MMC4G)
And don't do it again! [/clipped British accent]
Posted by: 2nd Centurion from Life of Brian at February 21, 2020 11:17 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 11:18 PM (w3OLr)
My takeaway was that, for all of the departments and tinhorn petty tyrants with wet dreams of busting your door down in the middle of the night, when it actually came to something icky like a Pelvic Inflammatory Disease outbreak, nobody in those naval-titled uniformed services had the nads to wave a car down and ask for ID. Nobody was going to quarantine shit.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:18 PM (8IOEj)
Things, and me...well, mostly things. Plus beers. Have a great weekend, LadyL, Jewells45 and all the other women in my life!
Here is a picture of a very sweet kitty cat.
https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l)
And Nazis were Nationalists.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 11:13 PM
That's what I've always believed...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:20 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 21, 2020 11:20 PM (w3OLr)
Seriously? The CDC sobered up long enough to make the right call and the State Dept overruled them??
Posted by: Helena Handbasket
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Ideologues.
I bet Valerie Jarrett is their goddess. She could overrule any expert or work horse on anything.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:22 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:22 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l)
Eyebrows two different colors! So cute.
Posted by: Flyover MAGA Farmer who raises chickens at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (Rbu5d)
Group 1 for the lovely Miss Delilah at today's Galveston County KC show. No happiness in Best in Show, which went to Michael Shephard's Boxer, the one that won the Working Group at Westminster.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (7rVsF)
Methinks some State Dept. people will very soon have plenty of free time on their hands.
Posted by: Vendette
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Feh, do you really think so?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (G51Gf)
The intellectuals on the right need to be making that connection in easy to communicate, simple arguments.
The woke idiots think "democratic socialism" just means the best of UK Healthcare and Sweden's social safety net.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)
Ugh. Commercial on for Pierce Bush for congressman for my district. Not voting for him, that's for sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:25 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (7rVsF)
Group 1 is pretty awesome, congratulations!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)
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Now I miss the little triangular 'CD' markers on the car radio dials at 640 and 1240 KHz.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: JTB at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Grab your monitor.
Shake the hell out of it.
shout: entertain me muthafucka!
Take a shot.
sometimes this works.
Hint: Not always.
another hint: we're all old as fuck and are looking for a reason to hit the hay.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 10:20 PM (nRNOc)
I hope they get to go make fact finding mission to Wuhan to write reports.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 21, 2020 11:27 PM (6rS3m)
Or was it just for night games?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (scP6Z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Demand he release his chromosome count.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 21, 2020 11:16 PM (Ge4Nn)
Who was the goalie for 7 of the 8 games of the 1972 Summit Series, the first time a team made up exclusively of Canadian pro hockey players took on the Soviet national team. Their goalie? Vladislav Tretiak.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (nRNOc)
the fuck.
Zebra was a good power trio band. Kind of the Louisiana version of Rush.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:31 PM (x8Wzq)
I see what you're getting at, and I'm not calling you full of anything. In essence you're perfectly right, but there was one other thing going on.
Just as Napoleon was nationalist-French but also had the "continental system," during the brief happy time when Germany first seized most of the known world, they got busy selling a notion of how everybody was going to get along in this new Reich. France and Belgium, for instance, were not going to be just rolled under to become provinces. There really was going to be a New Order, and plenty of French were glad to see it because it wasn't dominated by their old friends the Russians and the lame-ass world commune.
But there defintely was an internationalist tinge to the Reich.
A friend who runs a WWII museum in Belgium told me the German soldiers didn't become movie-grade monsters until after D-Day. They used to share their chocolate with the kids, just like GI's did. OK, not the SS.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 11:32 PM (8IOEj)
https://tinyurl.com/uyp9ppr
That's not a 'very sweet kitty cat'! It's a homicidal lynx...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:32 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)
yeah, good times.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
That would be the Bronze.
Medal round winners vie for the Gold (winner) and the Silver (loser).
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:11 PM (Y8PSl)
It was Russia that won the silver.
Sweden got bronze.
Finland got a pat on the head and a bus token home.
reading from Wiki:
Likewise, the Soviet Union took the silver medal by beating Sweden.
Final round
Main article: Miracle on Ice
The top two teams from each group play the top two teams from the other group once. Points from previous games against their own group carry over, excluding teams who failed to make the medal round. First place team wins gold, second silver and third bronze.
Team GP W L T GF GA Pts
United St 3 2 0 1 10 7 5
Soviet Un 3 2 1 0 16 8 4
Sweden 3 0 1 2 7 14 2
Finland 3 0 2 1 7 11 1
Head-to-head results carried forward from group matches:
February 12: Sweden 2-2 USA
February 18: Finland 2-4 USSR
Final round matches:
February 22, 1980
17:00 United States 4-3 (2-2, 0-1, 2-0) Soviet Union
February 22, 1980
20:42 Finland 3-3 (1-0, 1-1, 1-2) Sweden
February 24, 1980
11:00 United States 4-2 (0-1, 1-1, 3-0) Finland
February 24, 1980
14:30 Sweden 2-9 (0-4, 0-5, 2-0) Soviet Union
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 11:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:35 PM (l9m7l)
Who's with me?!
*Runs out, careful not to slosh*
*looks for a guitar to smash*
*scurries about for other movie thingies*
*sits down, watches Monty Python*
G'night, Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 11:35 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Cars, harleys, boobs, and the iron cage project usually livens things up. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 11:36 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Iron Dave at February 21, 2020 11:37 PM (k3crU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:38 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (k56WI)
is the team's captain, Mike Eruzione, never played in the NHL. Six of
the Soviets in that game did eventually play in the NHL with one,
Viacheslav Fetisov, getting his name engraved on the Stanley Cup (twice
playing for Detroit).
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:33 PM (Y8PSl)
Sorry to be a pain, but are you sure it was the 1980 team that had 5 other players in the NHL besides Fetisov or was it players from the 1987 Canada Cup team?
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 11:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 21, 2020 11:42 PM (LPnfS)
Yeah, I caught that,too. Very disturbing that so many think the Nazis and Fascists were on the right. Both were derivatives of socialism.
Posted by: db at February 21, 2020 11:43 PM (G/Q6j)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Vendette
Feh, do you really think so?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (G51Gf)
Aren't the bulk of the traitors entrenched Civil Service, not appointees?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)
295 Finland, on Sunday morning. Had they lost that game, no medal.
Posted by: Iron Dave at February 21, 2020 11:37 PM (k3crU)
Silver medal, not none.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 11:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:46 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)
Somebody needs to get an accurate count of the shithawks on Adak Island.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (LxWV7)
Right, sorry. I forgot about the convoluted "previous group round results carry over" for awarding medals BS.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (Y8PSl)
Yup, you just shuffle them from one slimy office to another
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)
But I have been assured by TOP.MEN in the media that the National Socialists were alt-right, just like all the Drumpf supporters!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 21, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)
Well, at least this way, they will never become political operatives, right?
/s
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:49 PM (BiNEL)
https://youtu.be/iruf0Qc7saw
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 11:49 PM (SfYbS)
Saw that No Good, Very Bad Debate vid earlier and kept having to pause because I was laughing so hard.
Shabbat shalom!
Posted by: ibguy at February 21, 2020 11:50 PM (EHVbt)
I was living elsewhere, and when I went to check the back yard, there was a brief glimpse of a CREATURE fleeing into the night.
I put out some cat snax. And she ate them.
That was my mistake. Because when I went out the next night, to check on things, she was there...loudly demanding snax.
And I gave her some. I started to give her regular cat food, and she thought, yeah, this is regular, I want more.
So, she started showing up in the day time, demanding snax, and she let me pick her up and pet her (while demanding snax) and purred.
At the time, Leela (my cat, Very First Pet Thread Pic) was aging, so I didn't want a competitor to her (though I brought Tiny Hobo inside once, and Leela didn't seem to care).
A couple of days later, Tiny Hobo didn't appear. I thought, great, someone adopted her.
A couple of days after that, she re-appeared. I fed her, hugged her, and petted her. She did not appear after that.
I still think someone adopted her. She was very affectionate and personable, aside from Talking ALL the Time.
Anyway, that's the story of Tiny Hobo. If you think you've heard the last of her, well, I may just post this on the pet thread.
Good vibes to all.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 11:51 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)
From the ever-reliable Wiki (which appears to be okay for sports stuff):
In the 1989-90 season, mainly due to perestroika in the USSR, Soviet authorities permitted six 1980 Olympians -- Helmuts Balderis, Viacheslav Fetisov, Alexei Kasatonov, Vladimir Krutov, Sergei Makarov, and Sergei Starikov -- to join NHL clubs. . . ."
The only ones I remember seeing play in the NHL live (Rangers season ticket holder at the time) were Fetisov and Kasatonov. I might have seen any of the other four, too, I just don't remember.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)
Breed....(Mayor of San Fransicko)
Used to baby sit Kamel-Toe Harris's off spring...wait for it...
Who werz sprung from loins of the (Super Willie?)
I am gob-smacked.(if true)...but takes the term Nepotism to a freaky kinda new level ...well actually no California....so....there is...that
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)
1980 team that had 5 other players in the NHL besides Fetisov or was it
players from the 1987 Canada Cup team?
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:40 PM (nRNOc)
I'll answer myself to avenge RickZ's honor. 1980's USSR team, which some say is the best international team ever put on the ice, had 5 players from my count who made to to the NHL, so it's very possible I can't count properly and it was 6. The 1984 Olympic team definitely had that many, most of whom had played in 1980. The 1987 Canada Cup team I mentioned was loaded with players who made it to the NHL.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: db at February 21, 2020 11:43 PM (G/Q6j)
It's one of those academic 'then stuff happens' miracles, like The Dems always being anti-slavery.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)
BeckChas, please do repost that on the pet thread. The wandering ferals are a mystery and a wonder in this universe.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 11:55 PM (BiNEL)
When I was first dating my wife, we went to a park and were sitting on the beach at the lake around midnight. Thankfully we heard the deputy walking down the path and had time to rearrange our clothes. He asked us if we were fishing or what. We said...or what. He was polite and laughed, then asked us to leave because the park was closed.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (k56WI)
perestroika in the USSR, Soviet authorities permitted six 1980 Olympians
-- Helmuts Balderis, Viacheslav Fetisov, Alexei Kasatonov, Vladimir
Krutov, Sergei Makarov, and Sergei Starikov -- to join NHL clubs. . . ."
The only ones I remember seeing play in the NHL live (Rangers season
ticket holder at the time) were Fetisov and Kasatonov. I might have
seen any of the other four, too, I just don't remember.
Posted by: RickZ at February 21, 2020 11:53 PM (Y8PSl)
Balderis was the one I didn't catch.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 21, 2020 11:57 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)
Funny how the camp guards all agree with that ...
until you are inside the camp!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Marlee Matlin at February 22, 2020 12:02 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2020 12:02 AM (6rS3m)
No, Trump (thinking pure magnetism was a shield) walked into a White House chocked full of Barry vipers who were pre-ordained to F^*K his shit up from day one and with a media ready to be co*k holsters for the task.....and so they have been....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 11:56 PM (nRNOc)
Balderis had a cup of coffee in the NHL, playing only 26 games for the Minnesota North Stars in the 1989-90 season, scoring 3 goals and 6 assists in his short stint. But he was old for an athlete, being 37 years old at that time (born in 1952).
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 11:23 PM (i0wNm)
Funny how the camp guards all agree with that ...
until you are inside the camp!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:00 AM (BiNEL)
I find it amusing that Russia is moving AWAY from Socialized Healthcare.
In fact one of the changes I expect to see Vlad to this go round, is to get that out of their Constitution, as they have found it unsustainable.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:04 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM (uKj5K)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 22, 2020 12:06 AM (k56WI)
I'd like an ale with you, mate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:08 AM (BiNEL)
only 26 games for the Minnesota North Stars in the 1989-90 season,
scoring 3 goals and 6 assists in his short stint. But he was old for an
athlete, being 37 years old at that time (born in 1952).
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:03 AM (Y8PSl)
It is a shame, though, that Tretiak never got the chance, although he has been on the coaching side. I describe him as the best goalie the NHL never had.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:09 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2020 12:13 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM
It's almost as formidable as 'Bushrod Rust Johnson'...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 22, 2020 12:13 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 22, 2020 12:14 AM (k56WI)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:04 AM (tAuzy)
I cheated and search engined the phrase, never having heard it before.
It was used in one Dickens novel (which I did not read). So I know what they are, but I still don't know why they're happy. My best guess is the sand was used for flooring in pubs to absorb spitting and the 'sand boys' (men) selling that sand were often paid for their sand in spirits, making them happy. Is that right?
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:15 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)
Sadly, these words in that order make perfect sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 22, 2020 12:05 AM (uKj5K)
Is his middle initial D?
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (Z7lwY)
Coming our way...
>>Prisoners, foreign citizens and refugees have secured the right to vote in Scottish elections under "historic" legislation passed yesterday.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 12:17 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 12:12 AM (Ed8Zd)
Sadly, these words in that order make perfect sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:16 AM (BiNEL)
Maybe someone should ask him who he was cheering for during the Miracle on Ice game?
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:17 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:18 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 22, 2020 12:19 AM (7WaWV)
POS who never held a REAL job until he joined the gubermint.
Yes...let us shine the light on those who want to tax our asses into the grave so they can have a job telling us what we have to do...or else.....yes lets give THESE people our hard earned money...... this is what drugs do....
over my dead body.......
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:19 AM (kFkpX)
The MSM is having a hissy fit over the latest Bloomberg ad. They want it censored by all the social media platforms as fake news even though it was obviously a parody ad. Got to give Bloomberg kudos for that.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&
Just as they would censor the Bee and Onion.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:21 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:23 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:23 AM (ykYG2)
Could be "Noah", too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:24 AM (Y9zp1)
Sand itself can be kind of slippery underfoot on some surfaces.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&
So they're basically pissed at how awful he is and that he's either going to buy the nomination or guarantee that he sucks up everything else and causes Bernie to win.
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------
There weren't many options.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:09 AM (nRNOc)
Tretiak was old for an athlete in 1989, also being born in 1952.
While Ken Dryden is arguably the best NHL goalie history-wise, a case can be made for Patrick Roy, too. Not many goalies win Stanley Cups on two different teams (2 with Montreal and 2 with the Colorado Avalanche).
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:28 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----
I think we have spoken about using a 'sand lock' for pulling well casings.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:29 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:26 AM (CE5C/)
Ground charcoal might work.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:29 AM (LxWV7)
So I understood, and I think you'll not be buying a drink there, but not Speights!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:30 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:30 AM (tAuzy)
Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)
Today, while inspecting a 100-year-old house, I was testing one of the old, double-hung windows. Released the latch and the upper sash came slamming down, catching the tip of my middle finger between the top rails of the two sashes. #*$%%@!
Now, the thing is throbbing like a SOB, and for some reason the rest of my hand is sore. On the positive side, the nail on that finger was looking a bit worn out, so it was about time for a new nail anyway.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:32 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)
Nothing millennial about this. Back in the Phil Ochs days, early 60's, while the "New Left" was being formulated, they started calling it "Economic Democracy."
It took Pete Seeger another 50 years to "denounce" Stalin, and I still don't think his heart was in it.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (8IOEj)
If only there was an agency entrusted with maintaining Federal law on public roadways!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (BiNEL)
We can has proscription too?]
Posted by: monkey at February 22, 2020 12:34 AM (5kpOR)
Love each and all of you, and good night to you all. And yeah, maybe I'll post Tiny Hobo's story to the Pet Thread,
Love you all...sorry!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2020 12:35 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:35 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:33 AM (/UQ/R)
Yeah, that sash was heavy. I'm surprised the finger didn't 'splode. Didn't even bleed.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (0x00j)
I can post one of my long-winded, "strange things that's Bitter Clinger does" comments for small talk if you like.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (lFY0c)
Oy!
I hope there is no blister under the nail ...
Hope also pain free soon.
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 12:37 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:37 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 12:38 AM (/UQ/R)
Greyhound, the nation's largest bus company, says it will stop allowing Border Patrol agents without a warrant to board its buses to conduct routine immigration checks.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)
I saw this and I was thinking about it. Doesn't it just mean they stop the bus and everyone gets off and checked? Is Greyhound planning on high speed bus chases?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:39 AM (Wm5SB)
One quibble: The author claims the Nazi's were "hard right" -- ???
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 21, 2020 11:07 PM (7WaWV)
I just emailed the author and recommended 'The Road to Serfdom' by F. A. Hayek
https://preview.tinyurl.com/u4dfzn7
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:39 AM (G/Q6j)
True story....My Grandfather Max Dayton, was actually approached by "friends" who wanted him to join in on a business venture to create a "bus" service that would handle the routes the trains were not supporting at the time.
He passed on it.
Greyhound....yup
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:41 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:42 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)
No biggie, Greyhound. The Feds can just cancel your Federal interstate transportation license. Or just make your business life hell by nitpicking you over Federal regulations minutiae.
It still amazes me how businesses don't seem to grasp 'get woke, go broke' at all.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)
Hope also pain free soon.
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (LPnfS)
Well, it's all black n' blue. May have to drill a relief hole, but will try to avoid that if possible.
I think this is worse than my last nail incident, where my thumb got stuck between a 6" cast iron drain pipe and the blade holder on a sawzall running at full speed. I think it got smashed at least two times before I pulled it away. At least it didn't get the blade. Got a new thumbnail from that incident.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:44 AM (BaHwF)
While Ken Dryden is arguably the best NHL goalie history-wise, a
case can be made for Patrick Roy, too. Not many goalies win Stanley
Cups on two different teams (2 with Montreal and 2 with the Colorado
Avalanche).
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
I know he was too old for it when the time came; I've wondered if he would have if he had been given the chance even around 1984 or 85.
I think part of the problem with naming a "best goalie ever" in the NHL is that the NHL has changed so much over the years in the equipment department (not to mention the size of the players themselves). There were plenty of good ones like Hall, Plante, and Vezina, for example. Going to be flippant here, but transport Patrick Roy back to the days of a facemask at best and before banana blades were banned and he'd probably be soiling his pants.
(Hopefully I'm not annoying the daylights out of you.)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:36 AM (BaHwF)
If you get a blister under the nail, and it becomes very swollen and painful, there is one thing you can do to obtain instant relief. Obtain a sewing needle, or even a thin nail, and heat it red hot in the flame of a torch, and use the red hot needle to burn a hole in the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, or the bubble of blood under it, so you will not cause any pain. Once the needle hits the blood, it is quenched cold, so even if you push far enough to touch the nail bed, the needle won't burn sensitive tissue.
Had this done to me by a doctor after I dropped a transmission on my big toe. Instant relief from the pressure of the blister. Also a small fountain of blood, but that blood was already "out of circulation".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (LxWV7)
LOL she's a keeper.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:31 AM (BaHwF)
Ya know, I manicure and a fresh coat of paint is a lot less painful.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Kazi at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)
Well, you've got your beach sand, and your river sand. Pretty important to know the difference if you're going to mix mortar.
And then of course there's your Athabascan Oil Sand.
I used to own quite a bit of that. Enough to take a bath in, you might say.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:48 AM (8IOEj)
very swollen and painful, there is one thing you can do to obtain
instant relief. Obtain a sewing needle, or even a thin nail, and heat it
red hot in the flame of a torch, and use the red hot needle to burn a
hole in the nail. There are no nerve endings in the nail, or the bubble
of blood under it, so you will not cause any pain. Once the needle hits
the blood, it is quenched cold, so even if you push far enough to touch
the nail bed, the needle won't burn sensitive tissue.
Had this done to me by a doctor after I dropped a transmission on my
big toe. Instant relief from the pressure of the blister. Also a small
fountain of blood, but that blood was already "out of circulation".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (LxWV7)
I use a tiny sharp drill bit and just spin it with my fingers. You don't even feel it, but man you feel it when it breaks through and you get instant relief.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (9Om/r)
Sweden, Finland. What's the difference?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Sweden has more muzzies. Finland has more feminists. Now you know.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (tAuzy)
I think 7 of my nails are still original equipment. The other three are replacements. Soon that'll be 6:4.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (BaHwF)
LOL she's a keeper.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY
The nostril or the septum? The nostril just looks weird, but the septum says livestock. It's the worst, until the next worst thing comes along. I'm seeing a disturbing proliferation of face tattoos in the media. I'm seriously considering hoping the machines win.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (Wm5SB)
Well, you've got your beach sand, and your river sand. Pretty important to know the difference if you're going to mix mortar.
And then of course there's your Athabascan Oil Sand.
I used to own quite a bit of that. Enough to take a bath in, you might say.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:48 AM (8IOEj)
I have spent a lot of time looking at sand under a microscope.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (LxWV7)
and Mrs. DIG just exclaimed that "they put the ugliest looking women on
this commercial. Who would want to fuck them? Look at the one with the
nose ring!"
LOL she's a keeper.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:46 AM (ufFY
Birth control: For when the beer goggles go on.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (HuH1F)
Ah, the nefarious "Sublingual Hematoma" Yes...a sterile IV needle first heated with a BIC or a battery powered cattery to red hotness...then pushed through the base of the nail until a font of blood is expressed.....did see many
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:52 AM (kFkpX)
The nostril or the septum? The nostril just looks weird, but the
septum says livestock. It's the worst, until the next worst thing comes
along. I'm seeing a disturbing proliferation of face tattoos in the
media. I'm seriously considering hoping the machines win.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (Wm5SB)
Septum.
Some relatively thin, short haired woman with that ring right through the middle of her nose. Ugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 22, 2020 12:53 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2020 12:51 AM (9Om/r)
That would work, but the red-hot needle basically requires zero pressure on that tender digit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:54 AM (LxWV7)
They had an awful comeuppance for a decade or so. Drivers' strikes, several bankruptcies, a takeover...
If you had invested in the early days, your monehy would have been lost a long time ago.
They were held up as big bad bogeymen back during the desegregation struggles. No doubt their wokeness on this later, quasi-racial issue stems from the drubbing they took back then. But they just can't win.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 12:54 AM (8IOEj)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:55 AM (tAuzy)
He's not one of us.
Get him fellas.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2020 12:56 AM (CTvSA)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I don't like sand...
Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Fox2! at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (MhYfz)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)
"Gets into everything," she said.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 22, 2020 12:58 AM (MMC4G)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:59 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Kwazi Kat at February 22, 2020 12:59 AM (0x00j)
(Hopefully I'm not annoying the daylights out of you.)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 12:45 AM (nRNOc)
Some modern goalies you could throw back in time and they'd be decent, if not successful, would be ones like Billy Smith and Ron Hextall. They could more than handle themselves in the high stick-swinging days of yore.
But a lot of modern-day goalies act like prima donnas if some player merely creates a breeze skating by, flopping and rolling around like some bad acting European kickball player.
When the money's so good, hangnail injuries become life-threatening.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (tAuzy)
"What's something that you can say to both your significant other and your rotisserie chicken?"
"Turn me over when you're done on one side"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 22, 2020 01:01 AM (L2ZTs)
I don't like sand...
Posted by: Hayden Christensen at February 22, 2020 12:57 AM (SfYbS)
Let me tell you a story...
Posted by: T E Lawrence at February 22, 2020 01:01 AM (Wm5SB)
Fire up the George Forman?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:02 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:03 AM (tAuzy)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 01:04 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:04 AM (tAuzy)
https://youtu.be/kUOXwRhZrkw
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 01:05 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)
It was also used by the student-run printing company, of which I was the pre-press manager. Our crew would print the daily newspaper, class schedules, commencement programs, and all sorts of stuff for the school. We worked after class hours, usually into the night.
One of the guys was using the huge (36", IIRC) guillotine paper cutter to cut down big stacks of paper. The dimensions were getting a bit small, and positioning them was getting tricky, so he went behind the cutter to hold the stack of paper in place while he had another guy press the two buttons on the front of the cutter to initiate the cut (there are two buttons for a reason)...
Now, you're probably thinking he's gonna get something chopped off, but noooooo... he got his middle and ring finger stuck under the 5,000+ psi clamp that comes down before the blade. Smashed his finger tips like ripe cherry tomatoes. Brutal.
Doctors were able to save his fingers, which is fortunate because it wouldn't have been as fun ridiculing him for the next couple of months if he had lost them.
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)
Look up "NHL goalie fights" on YouTube and you'll be occupied for hours.
Or look up "Canada Soviet Union World Juniors brawl 1982." They even turned the lights off to try to get them to quit and the players kept going.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (nRNOc)
doc on who said he absolutely trusted the ChiCom docs as to what they
were telling him.
This man should not be practicing medicine or playing with sharp instruments, AT ALL.
Posted by: Boswell
WTF?? You can't trust the chinese any farther than you can throw a cheesecake underwater. A CDC doc actually said this?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Translation: We are absolutely clueless but we have all the cool atmospheric isolation units and biohazard suits where I work so sucks to be you.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:10 AM (p4Iex)
Run-on sentence? Sue me.
Bain would.
Their lawyers have never met anyone like a Hordeling, though.
It's a mistake they'll only make once.
Oh, and why can't we get a commercial with Paul Ryan pushing Mitt Rombley offa da cliff in da wheelchair?
I'd cough up the bucks for that one on Pay Per View.
But only if it's portrayed by the real people, not actors, and the push-and-fall ain't faked.
I'm in for the $ in that case.
Wake up call in six hours.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 22, 2020 01:10 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 12:47 AM (tAuzy)
When I watch Wolverhampton in the Premiere League, they have a guy, Adama Traore, who's build like a moose. When I see him play I always think he missed his sports calling. He has a rugby player's body.
As for sports violence, our sports have become so damn pussified. Even my beloved ice hockey. I simply can't watch sports as they are so milquetoast and boring today. The African Ballet probably being the worst offender: Three steps, dunk! Three steps, dunk! But baseball is right behind them. And don't get me started on the NFL's 'you big meanie, you hit him!' penalty rules.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)
Spin the wheel on who shows up next or u-tub the WWII vids from 2018......
not thinking..."OH LOOK!!!"
found another bottle of 2015 Merlot in the basement.....
Let's see....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
Super secret double special probation and then we'll review your status.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (p4Iex)
He wasn't alone, either. Finns are some shootin' fools.
Real sportsmen about the precision game.And, they invented "Military Patrol," the sport now know as Biathlon.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 22, 2020 01:13 AM (8IOEj)
Drive careful-like.
Bad weather going West to East, I think ...
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:14 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:16 AM (kFkpX)
surprised these haven't all been taken down by now. Obama to Trump about
"rigged" elections: "Stop whining"
https://tinyurl.com/r773r52
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:16 AM (Wge+f)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:17 AM (Wge+f)
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:18 AM (Y8PSl)
they'd be decent, if not successful, would be ones like Billy Smith and
Ron Hextall. They could more than handle themselves in the high
stick-swinging days of yore.
But a lot of modern-day goalies act like prima donnas if some player
merely creates a breeze skating by, flopping and rolling around like
some bad acting European kickball player.
When the money's so good, hangnail injuries become life-threatening.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Hextall would definitely be swinging his stick right along with them.
One of the reasons I'm not sold on Roy being the best ever is the fact that he was the impetus to the NHL having to regulate the size of goalie equipment. Look at him in 1986 and then look at him in 1993.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:18 AM (nRNOc)
they have a guy, Adama Traore, who's build like a moose. When I see him
play I always think he missed his sports calling. He has a rugby
player's body.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:12 AM (Y8PSl)
I'm sure you were happy on Thursday. It was the Europa League, right?
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:21 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:22 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (tAuzy)
Anyway, he was good. Good entertainment, too, as he got the home crowd into the game. Especially when he was scored on.
Hexxxx ...... Tallllll.
Hexxxx ...... Talllll.
Name lent itself to a chant.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: SMH
Sorry, my little Monkey brain is trying to conceive how it would be a positive to the demtards? I could see it being a threat to the general election itself but unless people are stupid enough to think PDT was responsible in what would arguably be a world wide pandemic I don't see a shift to a group of people who have been demonstrating a lack of competence, leadership and ability to not FU everything they touch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:24 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 22, 2020 01:24 AM (GwOXV)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (SfYbS)
I was still working ER
The morning after his election on my shift, a "Person of Color" nurse commented...and I quote, "I'm happy, but I hope no one will try to shoot him."
In California no less....that is how he got in.....
Barry you little bitch.....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (kFkpX)
Or look up "Canada Soviet Union World Juniors brawl 1982." They even turned the lights off to try to get them to quit and the players kept going.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:08 AM (nRNOc)
I was at a Flyers-Rangers preseason game one year in the early '80s. By the time the game ended, there were about 7 skaters from each team left on the bench. Something like 505 minutes of penalties, including multiple game misconducts. The best preseason game I ever saw.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)
Office I worked in eons ago got all the int'l newspapers and mags. Had a bulletin board where some of the funniest stuff would be clipped and posted.
One time there was a cricket match short summary from The Times.
Only about two paragraphs.
All in English.
Utterly incomprehensible, apart from who won.
Was hilarious.
"Two peoples divided by a common language"
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:26 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:26 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:27 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:27 AM (LPnfS)
Anyway, he was good. Good entertainment, too, as he got the home crowd into the game. Especially when he was scored on.
Hexxxx ...... Tallllll.
Hexxxx ...... Talllll.
Name lent itself to a chant.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)
He did score his second goal in a playoff game at the Capital Center.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:29 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Geez if yer spoiling fer a little ruckus maby you should start one. How about cigar chomping at ten paces? Or we could just trade insults till the other one blinks.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:29 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 22, 2020 01:30 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: buzzion at February 22, 2020 01:30 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:31 AM (tAuzy)
ago. Took 3 fucking hours and did not see a fight. Broke 3x beer
delivery dudes tho. They thought they were fit but we ran them out of
beer.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:31 AM (tAuzy)
I once took a bunch of people to their first hockey game and explained to them what would happen when a goal was scored. Game ended 0-0 (this was before the NHL changed the rules to eliminate that possibility).
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:33 AM (nRNOc)
Alzheimer joe...
It should change his mind about the need for banning clips with multiple bullets. n silencers...if that blob was joes head it wouldn't have made a dent in it..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 01:33 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:21 AM (nRNOc)
Not a Wolverhampton supporter, I'm a Man United fan (who has the sadz this go around but was delirious in 1999 with The Treble). But Wolverhamton done good with some very good goals; they pretty much wrapped up the tie as it will be hard for Espanyol to come back from an 0-4 deficit, not impossible as they'll be at home but damn difficult. And, yes, the Europa League (formerly the UEFA Cup).
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:35 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:22 AM (BaHwF)
Never was a boxing/fight fan, just doesn't do anything for me. But a fight on skates? Now yer talkin'. I can lose hours on YouBoob watching the likes of Bob Probert and Dave Schultz. Even saw Dave's brother, Ray, duke it out in the minors.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:39 AM (Y8PSl)
And hockey today was fast and good. 3 goalies rotating, two lines on each bench, and enough college players to keep the level up.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:40 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Spokane woke city officials have been barking about this for the last year. Normally they conduct their searches at the depot. Solution, starting stopping the buses on the highways take s couple hours to process each stop.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:42 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 22, 2020 01:42 AM (tAuzy)
There are drugs and a fine selection of Psychotherapists for chavez the hugo if of course he has an HMO or PPO that covers his particular ICD10 code diagnosis within his regional coverage.......if not
he should drink alot more.......
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:44 AM (kFkpX)
Go to the nearest Home Depot and stock up on N-95 rated masks.
(Must be Obama holdovers)
I actually bought some N-95 masks at Home Depot on Thursday. The 3M masks were all sold out. The Milwaukee brand, same price, same rating, shelf was full. Both probably made in the same factory in China.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 22, 2020 01:46 AM (1nz3P)
Most lawless jurisdictions clearly feel emboldened, and why not? Their voters don't appear to care that the law, common sense, and any sense of national citizenship and responsibility are being shredded amidst a real toll in murders, assaults, rapes, and non-violent crimes.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:46 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:47 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 22, 2020 01:48 AM (BaHwF)
Yours a .32 or .380? looks like a nice conceal carry pistol..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 01:48 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)
The Garden had a 'ROO-AHH' chant that would get going when Les Habs visited. Name also lent itself to a chant.
By far the funniest chant I ever heard at the Garden was directed towards Dino Ciccarelli. He did something one game, got whistled for a penalty and lowered his hockey shorts and bent over, showing his ass towards the ref in protest. Whenever his team played thereafter, the sing-song 'Drop Your Drawers, Dino, Drop-Your-Drawers' would echo down from the stands; it was an instant classic.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)
A Libyan "comedian" didn't bother to take his immigration papers with him (a legal requirement) to a gig in Spokane, and didn't like being questioned at the Greyhound station returning to Portland, and screamed about it on Twitter.
He told the Portland alt-weekly that he was looking forward to getting his US citizenship, so he could visit his family in Libya. The basis for his asylum claim is that he fled Libya in fear of his life, and would be killed if he had to return to Libya.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 01:50 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2
I will see you in the squared circle jabroni.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 22, 2020 01:51 AM (SfYbS)
Sad but true. The key for using an N-95 is to make sure it "fits"....meaning tight.....around your face....otherwise worthless....there is procedure for doing this but unless you work in a hospital, you have to wing it.
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:54 AM (kFkpX)
Spokanes version of Dana Milbank did his normal self righteous outrage piece on the that one.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:56 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 01:57 AM (kFkpX)
The main benefit for an N-95 mask for civilians is that it keeps you from touching your face, which removes one of the infection pathways.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 01:57 AM (I2/tG)
was directed towards Dino Ciccarelli. He did something one game, got
whistled for a penalty and lowered his hockey shorts and bent over,
showing his ass towards the ref in protest. Whenever his team played
thereafter, the sing-song 'Drop Your Drawers, Dino, Drop-Your-Drawers'
would echo down from the stands; it was an instant classic.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 01:49 AM (Y8PSl)
They've got it down to a science in Winnipeg. Among other things, they once chanted "Silver Medal" at former US Olympic Team goalie Ryan Miller, "Katy Perry" to a player named Cory Perry, and "Crosby's Better!" when the Capitals were in town.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:58 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2
Gonna do a haka for us? Assuming no rules in the octagon so....two men enter, one man lesves.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 01:59 AM (p4Iex)
The Libyan "comedian" is a real piece of dung. Comes here on a student visa, claims asylum, and immediately becomes a complete Leftist, like every other "woke" Portlander (he has since moved to Los Angeles). He "performed" at Oregon CAIR's first annual banquet. Pig.
Part of his "comedy" routine is complaining that ICE does not simply take his asylum claim at face value, but questions whether he is really in fear of his life if he has to go back to Libya.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 02:01 AM (I2/tG)
actually, if applied properly, an N-95 will block 95% of all particulate matter coughed or sneezed out down to 0.009% microns. Which means it can block viruses....so..... the coughing.sneezing folks populating your immediate breathing space...if you are in a crowded area like planes,buses, trains or dense office spaces......just giving out some tips
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 02:09 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 22, 2020 02:12 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2
When my dad first moved in with us I often ended up sleeping (or not sleeping) in the chair next to him. The local sports/weather channel had rugby on in the very early morning. Comfused the heck out of my dad. Thought it was football (American) but couldn't figure out why they weren't wearing helmets. Always thought the refs stunk because they wouldn't break up the scrums. Didn't try very hard to explain. He did enjoy it. Used to say "that's the way we used to play the game!"
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 02:13 AM (p4Iex)
Sorry, my little Monkey brain is trying to conceive how it would be a positive to the demtards? I could see it being a threat to the general election itself but unless people are stupid enough to think PDT was responsible in what would arguably be a world wide pandemic I don't see a shift to a group of people who have been demonstrating a lack of competence, leadership and ability to not FU everything they touch.
Posted by: Sock Monkey
========
Any general disaster is blamed on whoever's leading. Someone once told me that some Chicago mayoral candidate "ran on the snow." It was a real bad winter, everyone was frozen and immobilized and mad as hell, and the challenger was running on the snow.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 02:14 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 01:58 AM (nRNOc)
One year, the hated Islanders changed their jersey emblem from the circular 'Long Island' logo to an image of a fisherman wearing one of those slicker raincoats and hood. (This one: https://preview.tinyurl.com/slclv5o) The chant that went up was 'We Want Fish Sticks'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 02:14 AM (Y8PSl)
Trump is running on the theme: "Things are great, why change?"
If people start getting sick and dying, and the economy starts shutting down in response, that message is less compelling.
And rest assured that the media will use every coronavirus sob story to explain that this wouldn't be happening if we had Medicare for All.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 02:17 AM (I2/tG)
I remember being driven around Wellington on a Saturday morning, watching hundreds of little boys in city parks learning the rudiments of rugby.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 22, 2020 02:18 AM (I2/tG)
Rugby is the one true sport. All others pale. Fight me in the octagon.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2.
There are only 3 true sports: bullfighting, motor racing and mountaineering; the rest are just games.
Posted by: Ernest Hemmingway at February 22, 2020 02:18 AM (YJhzI)
But that reminds me of his more idiosyncratic paisan, Al Iafrate. Lanky, huge, volatile, perhaps not all there. Explosive skater, and I think he won a slapshot skills competition once too.
But he's seared, seared into my memory and hockey idiom for his signature move - skating the puck out through the slot - even the crease - when he deemed it necessary. Goalies, of course, practically fainted when he did it - very risky move, against all the norms and standards for a defenseman.
"Iafrate through the crease".
One time my team had done the deal where we bought 100 tickets to a Caps game, and so were able to play a scrimmage against one our house league opponents at the Cap Center just before a Caps game. As we came off the ice, going to our locker room (NOT as nice as the pro locker rooms, of course), there was Iafrate.
Sitting on a folding chair, right up against the glass.
In his jockstrap/with cup. No shirt.
Smoking.
Perfect.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 02:19 AM (El6T/)
the media will use every coronavirus sob story to explain that this wouldn't be happening if we had Medicare for All.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
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Hah, hadn't thought of that one. I suppose global warming has also played a role. The whole planet is an incubator now!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 02:20 AM (G51Gf)
And I don't see a public health thing helping the Dems in the fall. They're in trouble for lots of reasons, none of which would change.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 02:22 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 02:24 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 02:26 AM (Wge+f)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 02:19 AM (El6T/)
Yeah, the era of the smaller NHLer is over. Now players are averaging 6'2" and 195 pounds. I doubt you'll ever see the likes of a 5'8" defenseman like Reijo Routsalainen again. A two-time Cup winner, to boot.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Doesn't play as well if the virus is world wide. People dying at frightening rates is a different scenario than heavy snow or even a destructive hurricane. Leadership or the lack thereof is what people would see.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 02:29 AM (p4Iex)
Any general disaster is blamed on whoever's leading.
Trump is running on the theme: "Things are great, why change?"
Yeah, you're gonna find that Trump has about two dozen or so themes. Trust me this thing ain't even *started* yet.
He is going to wipe out his opponent, whoever it is.
We may feel superstitious about saying it but they already *know* it. This thing is over, because if upstart Trump was a force of nature that willed his way in to the WH against all odds, Incumbent Trump is a 10 Hiroshimas on the Richter Scale. Just kick back, stop worrying, stock up on popcorn, and enjoy. Gonna be a fun year.
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 02:30 AM (Wge+f)
players are averaging 6'2" and 195 pounds. I doubt you'll ever see the
likes of a 5'8" defenseman like Reijo Routsalainen again. A two-time
Cup winner, to boot.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 02:28 AM (Y8PSl)
Or Theo Fleury, 5'6"
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 02:30 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Of course, mentioning closing the borders in the face of a potential pandemic threat just might be a good idea will never be said, either.
"That's not who they are" because they sure as hell don't speak for me.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 02:33 AM (Y8PSl)
--------------------------------------Belmonte added that most losers of close presidential elections have conceded defeat and called for the nation to unify, which has helped to maintain public faith in the system.
In 1877, Democrat Samuel Tilden gave a speech in which he continued to claim that he was the rightful winner of the previous year's election, but he nonetheless called on his supporters to "be of good cheer," adding: "The Republic will survive."
[Some Trump Supporters Demanding 'Revolution' If He Doesn't Win]
Still, Belmonte said, some of them went on to refer to Tilden's opponent, President Rutherford B. Hayes," as "Rutherford B. Fraud."
More recent losers of disputed elections have been even clearer. Richard Nixon pledged his "wholehearted support" for John F. Kennedy in 1960, even as some Nixon supporters alleged fraud by Democrats in crucial Illinois.
In 2000, Vice President Al Gore - who had won the popular vote and might have won a majority of electoral votes were it not for a purge of Florida's voter rolls while opponent's brother was governor - promised to "bring Americans together" after the Supreme Court decided the election for George W. Bush.
Whether Trump would respond to defeat in the same way is very much an open question. He pledged at the first presidential debate that he'd "absolutely" support Clinton if she won. But he has since hedged, telling The New York Times later that week: "We're going to have to see. We're going to see what happens."
That has some election experts worrying that America's long tradition of peacefully transferring power could be at risk.
"One of the things we take for granted is that, even in tumultuous times when elections are hard fought, the losers concede the election and embrace the process, even if things did not go well," the election law scholar Rick Hasen, a professor of law and political science at the University of California-Irvine, wrote after Trump's "we're going to have to see" comments.
"Donald Trump threatens this peace," Hasen wrote.
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Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 02:35 AM (Wge+f)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 02:30 AM (nRNOc)
A smaller forward with lots of talent, like a Fleury, might still make it. But you'll never see smaller defensemen again.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 02:36 AM (Y8PSl)
Hey, what's up he whose nic I can't pronounce?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 02:53 AM (p4Iex)
Johnny Gaudreau Isn't all that big (5'9", 165), but he'd get at least a 1st round pick, an established NHLer and a good prospect if the Flames wanted to trade him. That seems to say "value" to me.
Posted by: Weirddave at February 22, 2020 02:58 AM (4rW0X)
I'm guessing he's the illegitimate great granddaddy of "Gap toof Abrams
Tank" the incessant gov of Georgia wannabe....ol Samuel must have been tapping the black help...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:02 AM (MkAqo)
Johnny Gaudreau Isn't all that big (5'9", 165), but he'd get at least a 1st round pick, an established NHLer and a good prospect if the Flames wanted to trade him. That seems to say "value" to me.
Posted by: Weirddave
Kailor Yamamoto, Spokane kid 1rst rounder plays for Edmonton. 5' 8" 155lbs. Heard he's not too shabby.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:06 AM (p4Iex)
arresting illegal aliens if they are caught operating a vehicle without a
license.
Massholeo's have gone off their rockers in attempts to keep feds from finding/tracking illegals....but NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW....
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:08 AM (MkAqo)
*holds up bic*
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:08 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:26 AM (Y8PSl)
Cambridge, Massachusetts, voted to prohibit police officers from arresting illegal aliens if they are caught operating a vehicle without a license.
Yeahbut how do the cops know they're illegal when the cops aren't allowed to ask?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 03:26 AM (iqRBJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:32 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 03:26 AM (iqRBJ)
How?
{Cop pulls over speeding car}
Cop: "License and registration, please."
Driver: "No habla Ingles."
Cop: "Okay, sir, sorry for stopping you. Go on your way. But please drive a bit more carefully."
Driver: "No habla Ingles."
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:32 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Soothsayer,"
When the cop asks for the license they say NO comprende de english....they get to go...tape the saying to yourvisor if your transiting Mass.. it may work for lots of vehicle violations..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:33 AM (MkAqo)
like I said, smaller forwards with talent might make it. Smaller
defensemen, not so much. The top scoring defenseman last year is 6'5".
The defenseman with the most goals last year, at 20, is 6'1". Even the
average height of goalies has gotten taller. John Vanbiesbrouck,
playing not all that long ago and at 5'8", is a shrimp compared to
goalies today. The top 5 goalies last year are 6'2", 6'2", 6'3", 6'4"
and 6'1", respectively. In fact, none of the top 10 goalies last year
is under 6'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:26 AM (Y8PSl)
Heck, Grant Fuhr is listed at 5'10" and if you watch him during his playing days, especially with the Oilers, he looks puny (the equipment sizing thing plays an issue).
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 03:35 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:32 AM (p4Iex)
Yamamoto is doing well with the Oilers, as you observed.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 03:36 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: RickZ"
I see RickZ has already has the method down....and uses the
correct pronunciation
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:37 AM (MkAqo)
We just had a huge scandal exposed here in MA, which was covered up and whitewashed because of corruption, over the Registry allowing people to drive who shouldn't be driving.
A piece of scum from Russia killed 7 people, last Summer, despite the Registry being told not to give him a license. It made national fake news.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 03:38 AM (iqRBJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:32 AM (p4Iex)
I only watch some of the playoffs because my friend runs a hockey playoff pool; he's done that for over 30 years. I've won the thing twice ($1,600 and $850; prize pool depends on the number of entries), so I keep playing. I've made more off that hockey pool, including losses, than I've ever made at a casino or in a lottery. So if I'm still in the running in the semis or finals I'll watch. (In)vested interest, don't you know.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:38 AM (Y8PSl)
Ya that was the prick that killed the Marine Bikers in NH??? Was suppose to have his license pulled buy bureaucracy nevergot around to it...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:41 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 03:43 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Vendette
Hockey fans sound like nice people.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:47 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:47 AM (p4Iex)
Oh, they are. They'll fight each other then go out and have a drink together.
It is the way of my Peoples.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:51 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 03:37 AM (MkAqo)
I live in a neighborhood with lots of real illegal Beaners so, . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 03:53 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Vendette
Hockey fans sound like nice people.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 03:47 AM (p4Iex)
The majority of the people in the pool were guys and some of them were not happy about losing to a girl. One person I knew who knew one of the guys who didn't like me would taunt him about it.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 04:01 AM (nRNOc)
That 'splains it then....I get confused with being one for my handle (beanervt} which I had to expand my last name (bean) to get that user name...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 04:01 AM (MkAqo)
The majority of the people in the pool were guys and some of them were not happy about losing to a girl. One person I knew who knew one of the guys who didn't like me would taunt him about it.
Posted by: Vendette
Don't get me wrong I'm all for trash talking and a little nose rubbing. Being one of those with only one stable chromosome, I get the "you lost to a girl "?. Met my wife playing basketball. We run a program every year for elementary school age kids. Still play a little one on one. In 38 years I've beat here once. Once. She had a vision issue so I kicked her butt.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:08 AM (p4Iex)
You sum o bitch sock monkey... Poked her in the eye so you could beat her....you da man..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 04:13 AM (MkAqo)
little nose rubbing. Being one of those with only one stable chromosome,
I get the "you lost to a girl "?. Met my wife playing basketball. We
run a program every year for elementary school age kids. Still play a
little one on one. In 38 years I've beat here once. Once. She had a
vision issue so I kicked her butt.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:08 AM (p4Iex)
Was she blindfolded for that one?
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 04:16 AM (nRNOc)
Most people don't think I'm as old as I am... until they hear me stand up.
freaking snapping knees...creaking joints..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 04:16 AM (MkAqo)
She had double vision in one eye. I didn't just kick her butt, I smoked her. No mercy. Games are a lot slower and shorter these days and in my defense she's not quite 5 years younger than me.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:18 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:18 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 04:19 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2020 04:24 AM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 22, 2020 04:24 AM (LWu6U)
Like two on one for her....poor girl didn't have a chance..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 04:25 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:25 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 04:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:29 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: raimondo at February 22, 2020 04:31 AM (L5tAW)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 04:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 04:32 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
Shoot I lost my mental acuity a couple weeks ago. Found it in the fridge with my car keys this morning. Didn't stop me from posting.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:33 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:35 AM (a4EWo)
* sniffs arm pits *
Rainmondo, question: being a single celled ameobi that reproduces asexually, how often do you divide?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:39 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:42 AM (a4EWo)
Of course I had to type this for the edification of everyone here.
Posted by: Vendette at February 22, 2020 04:46 AM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz
Cool. Random, rabbit hole wanderings on one of my all nighters with dad was how I found the horde. What a treasure! Keep putting the one foot in front of the other. It's worth every frustrating minute. You, MLII, Slap and all the others in that unique battle are always in my prayers. Takes a special kind of courage, that at least in my case I didn't think I had. Good thing we've got the demtards to keep us in stitches.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:49 AM (p4Iex)
The people had no electricity, The state had no money, almost everyone spoke Spanish and there were gunfights in the streets
Not much has changed...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 04:50 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:50 AM (a4EWo)
...
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:42 AM (a4EWo)
Exactly! Some days are easier than others. My job is my respite, actually. I am also grateful for the easier winter.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 04:50 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vendette
Carrots = stew
This is known.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:51 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 04:53 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 04:54 AM (p4Iex)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 04:58 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 05:04 AM (mpXpK)
meals. Such a simple, grace filled little thing.
That Bloomberg ad from Red State was great and the "Terrible, Horrible No Good Debate"made me laugh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 05:04 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 22, 2020 05:05 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:06 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...in my happy place at February 22, 2020 05:08 AM (p4Iex)
"* holds up bic*
Posted by: Sock Monkey"
Thanks Monkey but I swiped it from Weaslezippers...and I'm sure they
swiped it as the original had 166 years today on it....Still it's a fact Jack....
What's the difference between the billionaire that's running for Pres and the commie millionaire running for the same????
The billionaire uses his own money while the commie burnee uses the the little peoples money...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 05:11 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 05:12 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:12 AM (ZCEU2)
He's still Dirty Harry and Josey Wales and the man with no name to me.
But not Bronco Billy or the guy with the orangutan. That was stupid.
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 22, 2020 05:12 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:14 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 05:14 AM (WI7YS)
Lady and the Tramp! I wonder if the owners named them Lady and Jock
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:19 AM (Z/jzm)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2020 05:23 AM (RaIlI)
Posted by: My life is insanity
!
Don't get me started on cats !
I'll tell ya about it at a later time.
I'm goin' back to bed right now.
I feed da birds faithfully though.
And they're eating me out of house and home !
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 05:25 AM (arJlL)
We feed the birds, too.
"Our Wisconsin" magazine had a neat article about someone training the birds to eat out of his hand. I wouldn't go that far, but I do enjoy watching them.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:31 AM (Z/jzm)
https://odb.org/2020/02/22/the-lord-bless-you
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 05:32 AM (WI7YS)
He said it's because politics have gotten so ornery and tho he like Trumps policies he wishes the Pres would act in a more genteel way.... Had his scene where he said Make My Day been more genteel, such as Oh the humanity I wish you really wouldn't do that he would be a 2 bit porn has been.....instead of a renown actor... bad move Clint....
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 05:35 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:36 AM (ZCEU2)
A devotional from the writings of
Rabbi Eckstein and "The International Fellowship of Christians and Jews":
https://tinyurl.com/vp48x64
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 05:36 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 22, 2020 05:40 AM (DB16e)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 22, 2020 05:42 AM (zlgJP)
Two hours of my life I'll never get back.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 05:45 AM (Ki5SV)
mayhaps Clint Eastwood is running his own version of "Operation Chaos"
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2020 05:45 AM (RaIlI)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:47 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 05:49 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 05:49 AM (2BZBZ)
You mean like Barry "scratch my nose with my middle finger" Obama, Clint?
Good thing I was never a big fan.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 05:51 AM (Ki5SV)
ya AJ, he's a libertarian so lefty idealism's are not new to him
He also supports anti Gunners...We must remember their only acting hero's not real life hero's...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 05:51 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 05:49 AM (2BZBZ)
I do not see why not. On the other hand, it will not be the fact that a guy or gal is a secular Jew that is the issue- it will be everything else about them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2020 05:51 AM (XyVor)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 05:53 AM (tT0V4)
For me? Jew, yes.
Muslim, no.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 05:53 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 05:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (msBGU)
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (B7KlG)
That is my point, it will be everything else about them.
For myself Jew or not Jew is not the factor.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2020 05:59 AM (XyVor)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 05:57 AM (2BZBZ)
I am not sure I would agree with that assertion. Liebermann did not do too bad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2020 06:00 AM (XyVor)
Muslim, no."
I'm not sure what sect Jew burnee is (other then commie) but appears to be a terrorist supporting muzz lover... endorsed by the jihad squad's and sarsour... so don't vote for that Jew.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (zlgJP)
Bernie does not qualify.
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (2BZBZ)
When we bought our house, we went up into the loft of the garage. The floor was covered several inches deep with black walnuts and the shells. They must've been storing them there for years. After we cleaned it out I swear they retaliated. We were finding walnuts hidden in the craziest places. Shortly after, I had left my car windows open and found them hidden inside the car! Bold little rats with bushy tails!!
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 22, 2020 05:12 AM (iTXRQ)
It'll be interesting to see who he endorses if Bloomberg does not become the Dem candidate.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (oGFm1)
Posted by: Nightwatch
And a decon procedure to take it off, assuming you wore it correctly to begin with
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2020 06:13 AM (B7KlG)
So punch drunk joe recalls being down with the Mandela flaming necklace brigade... was that before or his bout with corn pop????
some one needs to be charged with ol people abuse for letting the loon still be in the race...
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 06:16 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: m"
He'll probably not endorse and vote for Trump.. he likes his policies
just not his demeanor..I imagine he likes his 401k more then the other socialist of the left..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 06:18 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Jean"
which any former military would be able to after going thru the gas house mask training exercise. you'd puke your guts out if you didn't get cleared
and sealed... one of the memorable parts of basic training..
Posted by: beanervt at February 22, 2020 06:22 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: NukemHill at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (X/P8e)
Posted by: lizardbrain -- now with extra class at February 22, 2020 09:22 AM (Tlz6I)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 01:52 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 01:52 PM (f6lTY)
we had a collision. must be ruskies again.
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 01:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:54 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:55 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 01:55 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 01:55 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2020 01:57 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:58 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 01:58 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: The Russkies at February 22, 2020 01:58 PM (f6lTY)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 01:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 01:59 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 02:00 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:01 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Paid For By Mike Bloomberg For President at February 22, 2020 02:02 PM (BFizn)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 02:02 PM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 02:00 PM (/+bwe)
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I'm scairt!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:02 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 22, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 22, 2020 02:03 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:03 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 22, 2020 02:04 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 02:04 PM (Wge+f)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 22, 2020 02:05 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 02:05 PM (g7ulT)
Groundhog day!
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:03 PM (aS1PU)
And by seconds you just missed posting this at 2:02 on 2/2/2020. Oh well!
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 02:05 PM (Wge+f)
Garden and Puttering is 385981
Sundown Joe is 385979
Bloomberg Cribbing is 385968
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:05 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:05 PM (CLteG)
well, if I am gonna get banned, I plan on going out IN STYLE
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:06 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:06 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Anyway, one of the guys who carried that vet (the bearded one, Jason) was on the RedPill78 webcast last night. He had changed his shirt to a Q shirt (which he'd smuggled in) after carrying that vet. When he was invited to sit behind Trump, a sad lady told him he wouldn't be able to wear the Q shirt so prominently. He said no problem, as he still had his Q tattoo, which would be visible on his right arm every time he cheered.
Fox and Friends had approached him to appear on the show, but he wasn't interested.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: sCHROEDINGER at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Heisenberg at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:07 PM (ZCEU2)
But wasn't it old-old, like weeks old? Not hours old?
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:09 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:09 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 02:09 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:08 PM (zr5Kq)
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I think we're being tested.
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:10 PM (zr5Kq)
If I remember right, the other guy also had a shirt on, with a more subdued wwg1wga on it. The best is yet to come.
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 02:10 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Rod Serling at February 22, 2020 02:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:11 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:11 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (CLteG)
I know a ONT the night before is ok, actually posted on them later next day when I get home from work recently.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 02:10 PM (CMq2e)
The best IS yet to come! Buckle yourselves in.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:11 PM (zr5Kq)
We need The Traveler and Wesley Crusher.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (CLteG)
My boobies are already wrapped in my blankie.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 02:14 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:14 PM (MVjcR)
I know a ONT the night before is ok, actually posted on them later next day when I get home from work recently.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Good points.
I think the post might even have had to move off the front page--can't swear to that, though.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:14 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm gonna start next year
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (ghFVE)
I have archwork envy. Even with the raccoon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:16 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:16 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:13 PM (ghFVE)
I have archwork envy. Even with the raccoon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (rCwaK)
And what looks like redwood rafters.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:16 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:17 PM (z5mS8)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 22, 2020 02:18 PM (CLteG)
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Posted by: DR.WTF at February 22, 2020 02:19 PM (aS1PU)
21
Ryan was the perfect leader.
A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.
I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:19 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: High Priest of Syrinx at February 22, 2020 02:19 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:16 PM (ghFVE)
==
*takes out HUGE loupe, looks over remains of Garden Thread
Elementary my dear m, there was fire in the Garden Thread...someone dropped cigar ash right on the bird-feeder and set it aflame!
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 02:20 PM (zr5Kq)
21
Ryan was the perfect leader.
A true weasel, to his core. He knew how to play the racket and kiss ass and be all fake and two-faced.
I hate people like that, they make my skin crawl.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 10:05 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 02:19 PM (ghFVE)
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Well!
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 02:20 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 02:20 PM (x/2Z8)
There is a report of a head on collision on the AOS Throughway. PIXY emergency vehicles have been dispatched.
Oh, the humanity!
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