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Sundown Joe Biden: I Won't Serve a Second Term If I Lose Mental Acuity
If you lose mental acuity? Dude your neurological state is already "Sub-Potato."That last clause was a Trumpy Lie. Meanwhile...
"Look, I guarantee you this: if anything changed in my health making incapable for me to fully exert all the energy and mental acuity that was needed to be done, I give you my word I would not run again," Biden, 77, told a CNN town hall, blood spraying freely from his fucked-up eyeball.
NEWS: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign https://t.co/iuAAM2dOU7
— michaelscherer (@michaelscherer) February 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (YCnWA)
Michael Bloomberg doles out smile as needed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (nRWPy)
Sub potato? Beneath Stetler's undescended ovaries?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (zBaqJ)
The man has been a chucklehead since in front, although not without a certain low cunning and ability to backstab people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:22 PM (Eicbe)
Michael Bloomberg doles out smile as needed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:21 PM (WI7YS)
Capitalism vs Socialism.
In Capitalism you have so many smiles you can just give them away.
In Socialism, they are strictly rationed to Party Members.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (NgKpN)
We were making fun of Bloomy's billboards in the thread below.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (WI7YS)
...so should I vote for him in the primary, or someone else?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:23 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: And He'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday . . . at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (+nWCH)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)
omg it's that Rushuns story again that's driving me crazy today.
You should hear the "sophisticated" analysis being offered by these MSM idiots. Natasha Bertrand, serious thinker face on: "It could be an attempt to sow chaos throughout the election process."
Please, Kash Patel, just give her what she wants so she'll float happily away and quit annoying us.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (IT/Xb)
BERNIE SANDERS IS IN LEAGUE WITH THE RUSSIANS
*collapses in epileptic fit*
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: B. Hussain Obama at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (DMUuz)
Vote strategically to thwart whomever you're most afraid of, whoever poses the most danger to Trump.
*tap tap tap*
What? That went over big a Bowling League last night.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (3H9h1)
what's the thing about RUSSIANS helping Bernie?
Posted by: vmom 2020
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It's coming from the wapo, and it's pretty clear that it's the Dem Establishment's attempt to get rid of him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Vf4Y7)
New Democratic presidential 2020 frontrunner Bernie Sanders said on Friday that he knew one month ago that the government of Russia was attempting to help his campaign with a new election interference effort. Sanders on Friday was responding to a Washington Post report revealing the Russian interference efforts.
It must break the commie bastards heart that it's not the Soviet Union lending a hand
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Bernie doesn't pay. Bernie gets paid. That's how socialism works, I'm pretty sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:25 PM (BiNEL)
Well, ya know, some of the things Bloomy is having to apologize for? Were correct.
There is a LOT of Black Crime. Stop and Frisk DID work. You should not have to be 'nice' to ALL Women (some don't deserve it).
As I've already been called a Racist and Sexist, I'd be willing to take a couple hundred thousands to defend Bloomy on those comments.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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I think they were helping him dressing. That's what I heard.
Posted by: Jack Tripper at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Biden Didn't Kill Himself . . . at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (+nWCH)
That last clause was a Trumpy Lie.
Meanwhile...
Hence, my addiction to ace.
Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: zombie Steven Hawking's synthesizer at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Weasel at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (MVjcR)
Not a single Dem candidate has numbers that bad.
And this is the most recent poll out there.
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (P5k1D)
Joe Biden is a horny toad?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvS351QKFV4
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Bernie at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
Probably his shrink.
"I promise, Joe. Work with me five hours per day at $500 per hour and I will help you just ooze gravitas."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (IT/Xb)
It's almost like the intelligence agencies are taking sides.
Naaaah, that can't be it.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
Yes!He's at the Bargaining stage of mourning his failed presidential campaign.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (nRWPy)
Is it bad that one of my thoughts was, "Well... Were they?"
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
You mean go back to the Obama Regime?
Obama really was not the sharpest tool in the 6 pack.
And then with Biden as VP? Boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: B. Stetler at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)
"Yes"
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: no good deed at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (Uu+Jp)
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C'mon man! Everybody's got gravity ass! It just happens as you get older.
Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (C1Lsn)
The Russians don't want Trump, the Russians want electoral chaos. Besides, banning fracking in the United States is a key Russian foreign policy goal.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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I think they were helping him dressing. That's what I heard.
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And they keep the kids off his lawn.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: B. Stetler at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)
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What's taters, eh?
Posted by: Smeagol at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Eicbe)
Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.
Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Wait... I had something...
Scroll back...
Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (SfYbS)
It's almost like the intelligence agencies are taking sides.
Naaaah, that can't be it.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)
You mean like the Intel folks just told CONGRESS? That the Russians were helping Trump, without bothering to tell the PRESIDENT of the US, who they work for that information?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (NgKpN)
ARG is a black sheep of the polling world; I repeatedly heard it singled out for scorn by other pollsters."
Even the lefties say it sucks. Literally has the WORST record. Go away little troll.
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (nRWPy)
Yaroslavl welcomes You!
Posted by: Yaroslavl Tourism Association! at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Taylork at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (+AUVB)
We launched an unauthorized surveillance on trump based on no actual evidence . . . because that's EXACTLY how the Russians penetrate all the other campaigns!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (8AONa)
Yep.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (dUJdY)
The dude has not been mentally well for decades.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy
He was working undercover with Corn Pop !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (arJlL)
Naaaah, that can't be it.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (J9p/P)
That's inconceivable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (NhgkA)
Bloomberg didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Memes From The Future! at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah, that's the ticket! Do it, DNC!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (bDqIh)
Mike / Cankles ticket would unify the Dem party after the first to n-1
ballot.
Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.
Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)
Not Bloomie, the other Big Mike aka Wookie aka Mooch.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (VHKq8)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (ZCEU2)
As I've already been called a Racist and Sexist, I'd be willing to take a couple hundred thousands to defend Bloomy on those comments.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (NgKpN)
Oh, he wasn't wrong about a the crime stuff. It's just funny that he's having to flagellate himself in front of these people so they'll let him have a sniff.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (LWu6U)
I'll have a prawn cocktail, a gran mal seizure and the Hermann Goering...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at February 21, 2020 08:32 PM (NhgkA)
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The same odds of his ever being President. 0.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Vf4Y7)
He did! I was there and busted him out. Those Boers are tough dudes but we escaped.
Posted by: Brian Williams at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: DaveA at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Vote strategically to thwart whomever you're most afraid of, whoever poses the most danger to Trump.
*tap tap tap*
What? That went over big a Bowling League last night.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:26 PM (gd9RK)
From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)
Bloomberg isn't anywhere near that stupid. He's evil, not retarded.
Not even Eric Swalwell is that stupid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:31 PM (Ewo9R)
Bernie Bros would go nutso.
Blacks would stay home.
Gays would be unhappy as Mayor Pete gets shafted.
And a whole bunch of Dems would be going 'why do we have primaries anyway, if the folks we 'pick' are either not running at all, or not running in most states'
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (NgKpN)
Joe is having good days, and bad days.
The trend is definitely not his friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (OP2H/)
Ah, I thought you were using "Big" sarcastically.
Mooch is DEFINITELY not that stupid. She's also way too lazy to take on the job of President.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
"NO THINK I."
- - Horta Biden
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Likely the folks they are "helping" the most are the ones they least want to see in the White House.
That's what I would do, if I was Pootin.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
I am not surprised by much, but I am surprised at how so many people really believe that Russia wants Trump. It is the most ignorant idea I can imagine.
Now I know a lot are just saying this, and a lot are too stupid to put on their own pants, but You must have a brain made of pay-doh to work in intelligence, and be briefing the Congress, and to say anything so foolish.
Where did barry find such fools? and So many of them!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (oVJmc)
New TV Series: Plugs-a-Poppin'.
A senile machine politician and a hood rat team up to fight crime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Ewo9R)
the new American Research Group poll..
This is like citing a poll from the offices of The Nation magazine, except substituting The Nation for a unknown leftist blog.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (VYGvH)
Its "Dr" Jill pushing it.
Posted by: dagny at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (nRWPy)
First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today? What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we in?"
I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (RUEc6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The hors d'oeuvres must be obeyed without question.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (SfYbS)
Mooch is DEFINITELY not that stupid. She's also way too lazy to take on the job of President.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (Ewo9R)
Well, there is that point.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Joey Wormtongue at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 21, 2020 08:30 PM (I2/tG)
They don't even have to *do* anything. Just make some transparent feint, then sit back, take shots of Stoli and laugh their asses off as the Left and the FBI run around and crash into each other like idiots.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (rLZe7)
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
Joe is having good days, and bad days.
The trend is definitely not his friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (OP2H/)
I agree, the same thought occurs to me that the people running Joe have to be the most vicious exploiters the planet has ever seen, propping up a senile old man just so they can regain power.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (J9p/P)
How will he know that he's lost his mental acuity if he's lost his mental acuity?
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM
We'd love it if he wore a Speedo.
Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)
He just now pulled it out of his ass.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (4R6Rp)
Even funnier.
You think either of those bitchez wants to tether themselves to the other for the next 4 years?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (bDqIh)
- - Horta Biden
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Obligatory: Simple Jack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQiUpllWe3Y
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (2DOZq)
This. I actually had this brainwave earlier. Of all of them, she is the least insane sounding, relatively attractive minus the crater face and could fake being normal better than all of them.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (zBaqJ)
New TV Series: Plugs-a-Poppin'.
A senile machine politician and a hood rat team up to fight crime.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (Ewo9R)
ahahahahahaha
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (LAKH5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Ty/7D)
I don't give that old Commie any slack. He's old enough to have seen first hand how oppressive the Soviet Union was. He might be deluding himself that HE would be the guy "to do Communism right" but plenty of the Bernie Bros know that you have to break a few eggs to make an omelette -- they want to put the eeeeeeeeeeevil counter-revolutionaries in camps.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (00fXp)
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5-time winner of the Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence Award.
And a few Buckeye News Hawk trophies, as well.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (xPl2J)
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That's a CONSPIRACY THEORY!!
Posted by: Demedia at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (Eicbe)
Wut?
Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (MTxDQ)
> Posted by: Female Secret Service Agents
Now, now, I know it must be hard to keep your mind on your job when exposed to the magnificent splendor of Biden's wrinkly junk, but that's why you're trained professionals.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:39 PM (Ewo9R)
Likely the folks they are "helping" the most are the ones they least want to see in the White House.
That's what I would do, if I was Pootin.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12)
this whole Russia Russia Russia thing is a Deep State MSM lie.
Putin is not paying attention to anything in the US right now, he is busy rewriting his own Constitution and putting together a new Government (Jan 15 his entire Government resigned at his request).
THAT is the story we should be talking about vis a vis Russia. THAT is a big deal, not a few social media accounts.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (NgKpN)
First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today?
What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we
in?"
I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)
Joe Biden: My answer is you're a lying dog faced pony soldier.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Ty/7D)
Why haven't the NeverTrumpers ever pushed for Tulsi? The least insane of this socialist group.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
I suppose it's for the same reason they aren't even considering Bill Weld -- they want to get behind someone who can actually win.
They don't even care about pretending to be principled, anymore. The only thing they want is President Trump defeated.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (VYGvH)
Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney told a crowd at a private gathering in England on Wednesday night that the Trump administration "needs more immigrants" for the U.S. economy to continue growing, according to an audio recording of his remarks obtained by The Washington Post.
"We are desperate -- desperate -- for more people," Mulvaney said. "We are running out of people to fuel the economic growth that we've had in our nation over the last four years. We need more immigrants."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: CNN at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (LAKH5)
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I'm waiting for him to face the wrong way at the podium ala Frank Drebbin.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 21, 2020 08:35 PM
Why poot when you can rip?
Posted by: Eric S. at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (YCnWA)
"Fuck you! 8-Track!"
- - J. Bidet
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)
From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)
Ahem!
Posted by: Coronavirus and Chinas Economy at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)
Even Mother Jones Magazine has no respect for ARG. LOLGF
Posted by: April at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (OX9vb)
Wut? He's already a hop, a skip, and a jump away from playing handball with his own shit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (78Xqz)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Eicbe)
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Didn't he do that at an appearance a few months ago? I think I saw the video right here at the HQ.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (/669Q)
Who he then further confuses with that one Mormon dude who ran against Trump.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (Ewo9R)
Had this this morning. Concerned and hoping it's a fake news item.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: jsg
Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille
FTFY
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Joe BIden at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (vKhgw)
Because they are the neocons who demanded we insert the US into every regional war around the world and Tulsi is against US intervention, particularly in the ME?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: ggreg at February 21, 2020 08:28 PM (045k4)/i]
You're sure that that's not the over/under on your IQ?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (78Xqz)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (vKhgw)
*Shifty eyes*
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (bDqIh)
Also, she's better looking than and more intelligent than 98% of them.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: jsg
Joe is trying to get that Captain and Tennille cassette 8-track out of his Trans Am's tape deck with a butter knife.
FTFY
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (N9G0H)
Beat you @ 155
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:43 PM (YCnWA)
The De Franco Family or Gilbert O'Sullivan.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)
147 Next Debate:
First Questions for Biden, "Joe what day of the week is it today? What is today's date?. What did you have for lunch? What city are we in?"
I bet $100 he gets half them wrong, or doesn't answer them.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:36 PM (+0uDE)
Joe Biden: My answer is you're a lying dog faced pony soldier.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:40 PM (Ty/7D)
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My Mother uses evasive tactics too. Fortunately she is not that angry yet. Alzheimers is a bitch.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (+0uDE)
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I guess Little Gulp is genteel on his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: What Was Ny Name Again? at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:42 PM (4R6Rp)
Between you and LadyL, I will expect ibguy's next MOME to be like the scene in Invasion of the Body Snatchers where Sutherland points and screams.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (xPl2J)
Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney told a crowd at a private gathering in England on Wednesday night that the Trump administration "needs more immigrants" for the U.S. economy to continue growing, according to an audio recording of his remarks obtained by The Washington Post.
"We are desperate -- desperate -- for more people," Mulvaney said. "We are running out of people to fuel the economic growth that we've had in our nation over the last four years. We need more immigrants."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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I'd be okay with some Eastern European professionals.
Maybe a bracero program that actually somehow tracks its enrollees.
We've always said we have no problem with LEGAL immigration. Work permits, visas, that sort of thing, which require evidence that you're not likely to become a burden on the state -- and no option to bring your extended family.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (xPl2J)
I call bullshit.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)
I mean, even if we assume the "US officials" are sincere and informed, here's how I imagine the meeting with Bernie went:
Senator Sanders, we believe there are bad actors out there, online, who are obnoxious, and rude, and threatening who are posing as your most ardent supporters and are really Russian agents.
Meanwhile, Bernie sitting there thinking, um, yeah, these ARE my supporters.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 21, 2020 08:38 PM (00fXp)
I visited the USSR in the 80s, and it sucked donkey dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (78Xqz)
Think's he's riding real high, but he's sealed his fate
Sundown, you better take care
Warren's sending your head right back to Delaware
Sundown, you're talking out there
But we all know your campaign is going nowhere
You were leading in the standings, but that's come and gone
Now you're fading real fast and your voters moved on
Sometimes, I think it's a shame
You can't see when you're runnin' that you're comin' up lame
Sometimes, I think it's a shame
You're a three time loser, in the end that's your fame
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (CUU+W)
Joe Biden the the Lloyd Bridge character from the Hot Shots movies. In fact if you put up quotes from that character they would indistinguishable from what Biden would say
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (Ty/7D)
Alone Again, Naturally goes on *after* the convention.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (gd9RK)
An ace classic. Come for the snark, stay for the zombie / J.J. Sefton analysis.
And J.J., zombie is listed first because she is a shimmering, tall lady of the bay with long flowing hair. With a sword.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (u82oZ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmRXH7RkCZQ
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (oVJmc)
Had this this morning. Concerned and hoping it's a fake news item.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Tucker ran with it tonight. The text I quoted was from the Washington Post.
https://tinyurl.com/u5q7dk9
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (aKsyK)
OK. Where's my check?
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (ZbwAu)
In socialist society, head man doesn't do heavy lifting, that's why large "security" staff required for details!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (BiNEL)
From what I can tell, the only candidate that has a prayer of damaging Trump in the slightest is SMOD, and even that's iffy: you know, Space Force.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:34 PM (J9p/P)
Ahem!
Posted by: Coronavirus and Chinas Economy at February 21, 2020 08:41 PM (+0uDE)
I'll up you SARS, although the jury's out on that.
Trump's gonna roger China's economy from behind. We have manufacturing capability again, and as China wanes, the US will be poised to fill the gap.
Unless we elect a communist, of course. And by Communist, I mean Democrat.
Posted by: West at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (J9p/P)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (UUkQp)
Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?
If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (rxdfD)
Big deal. I'll bet he doesn't have a wig for his heart.
Posted by: George Washington at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (2B9A/)
We're both gonna be at the TXMoMe, as well. Double trouble.
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Holy crap watched a bit of abra cadabra by the Defranco's
That is some terrible mess there.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (YCnWA)
Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. Just stop, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (78Xqz)
I just have a strong hunch that 75% of this "US officials/Russia/Bernie" story is bullshit.
I have a feeling that when it unfolds it will be a bit different...and more insidious.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (VYGvH)
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I guess Little Gulp is genteel on his mind.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Shit. Clint Eastwood has cashed in on the that sweet $2500/mo. paycheck.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (3H9h1)
Let us in on who is paying you and how much?
I bet half the horde will play along with you just for shits and giggles, "O Noes! All is Lost!"
We could really have fun with something like that!
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (+0uDE)
Some of the best guys I've worked with were from the former Eastern Bloc. Czech, Poland, Yugo (ok they weren't Soviet, but you know). They came from systems that sucked a fat one and aren't keen to live like that.
My Czech co-worker told me what a culture shock it was when he came to the US and people on job sites actually made plans to make sure nobody got killed. Places in Eastern Europe and the Mediterranean he'd worked before, nobody gave a shit-- million more where you came from.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (+0uDE)
Before we knew dad had brain cancer, I came to visit after work one night then left. Next day came over again and he had a bandage on his forehead. He told me and his best friend I pushed him down. Geez. I know he caught the toe of his slipper on the one step into the kitchen. He was always a joker, but I haven't gotten over that one.
Posted by: Infidel at February 21, 2020 08:49 PM (MTxDQ)
dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it
was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:46 PM (78Xqz)
Not to mention the quality of the toilet paper...
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 21, 2020 08:37 PM (C1Lsn)
And the generals in the Kremlin are STILL facepalming and asking, "We lost to *these* guys?"
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (KXHve)
Posted by: Joe Biden's bleeding eye at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:44 PM (zBaqJ)
Holy crap watched a bit of abra cadabra by the Defranco's
That is some terrible mess there.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (YCnWA)
My junior high years. Sigh...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (zBaqJ)
Is she hot?
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?
If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)
Is she like a lot of Women, who fall in love with you, but then want to FIX you?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Anonymous Former VP at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (Eicbe)
*golfclap*
That was damn near perfect.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mark1971
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This will be used to explain the difference between a random and non-random sample.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (8AONa)
I just have a strong hunch that 75% of this "US officials/Russia/Bernie" story is bullshit.
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Of course it is. Joe Maguire "briefed" the House whatever (Intel?) committee that Russia is open to colluding with Trump again to get him reelected. Evidence offered: none.
I haven't bothered to find out the source of the Bernie story, but it's obviously an attempt to get him out of the race and nothing more.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:51 PM (G51Gf)
Clint, Clint, Clint. Stop. Just stop, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:48 PM (78Xqz)
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Tomorrow's Headline in TMZ:
In unrelated news, Clint Eastwoods Production Company just received a Billion Dollar Cash infusion.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 21, 2020 08:50 PM (NgKpN)
In the veterinary sense?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (78Xqz)
As of November 2019, ARG received a B rating from FiveThirtyEight. FiveThirtyEight's Nate Silver has long critiqued ARG. In 2008, he wrote in Daily Kos about their poor track record and later challenged Bennett to a polling contest that the latter did not take up. ARG was noted by Silver as performing particularly poorly in the 2012 US presidential election: "Polls by American Research Group ... largely missed the mark ... American Research Group has long been unreliable." In 2016, Washington Monthly noted of ARG, based on FiveThirtyEight's analysis, that they have a slight Republican bias but more importantly, "They do not appear to be good at their jobs."
In the 2008 US presidential primaries, ARG were "dead last among the nine organizations that polled in 10 or more contests" for accuracy.
You stick with them junior
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (QrTqV)
"The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there."
Is this a real quote?
Because I don't believe it. I mean, I don't believe it whether it's supposed to be real or not. Is there video or audio?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Romeo13
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Any domesticated cat or dog will tell you: Don't let anyone FIX you!
Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (/fWqi)
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (LAKH5)
Does she make good sandwiches?
Does she like guns?
If yes to two out of three, let her in.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 21, 2020 08:47 PM (LAKH5)
Yes, but kinda no.
Is she insane?
Will she stay with you only until the green card comes through?
Is she an America-hater who can't stop talking shit even though she came here because her home country sucks?
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 08:53 PM (32YRo)
A fascinating offer: "I think I'm losing it mentally, but don't let that deter you from voting for me!"
What the everloving fuck? That is the "leading candidate" of a major party saying that? The lot of 'em should be bundled up and put in a loony bin with no possibility of ever being let out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (IT/Xb)
This is known.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (78Xqz)
dick. It was terrible. Nothing worked, shops had bugger-all for sale, it was basically Mexico with nuclear weapons.
I got to spend a bunch of commie and immediately post-commie time in the 80s and early 90s. A fave was staying at government dachas in Belarus. The places reserved for their high and mighty.
They were the kind of lake cabin an American car worker might have had in the 50s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (u82oZ)
I call bullshit. So for the entire interview he didn't mention Bloomberg but on the drive to the hotel he provided a going away statement with no explanation. I expect a retraction any day now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)
I vote for more East European hottie models. Czech, Hungarian, etc, etc.
Seriously, there is indeed what could be called a "hottie visa". Anthony Weiner helped sponsor it. They like to keep if quiet, but dirty old men members of Congress do help out on this front.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)
In the 2008 US presidential primaries, ARG were "dead last among the nine organizations that polled in 10 or more contests" for accuracy.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 08:52 PM (Ty/7D)
So they got a B grade. Above average.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (aS1PU)
In 2016, Washington Monthly noted of ARG, based on FiveThirtyEight's analysis, that they have a slight Republican bias...
Yeah. A slight FAKE Republican bias.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (Ewo9R)
There's no way you're getting an accurate report.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)
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I think they're making a big deal out of absolutely nothing. Looks like a pretty casual conversation during an interview with a WSJ reporter. I would say that it falls far short of an endorsement for Little Big Gulp. It'd be like me saying the Broncos ought to get Tom Brady in there.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Uncle Joe is worse than my 92 yr old father. He's in some "cognitive decline", and I was telling Miley he's actually better than Biden's displayed behavior.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:55 PM (rCwaK)
I never saw it but there was a show called "I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)
Some of the best guys I've worked with were from the former Eastern Bloc. Czech, Poland, Yugo (ok they weren't Soviet, but you know). They came from systems that sucked a fat one and aren't keen to live like that.
Posted by: Vanya
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They seem to be the only Europeans with their heads on straight regarding issues of cultural and national security -- and it seems to stem from a tenacious attachment to Western civilization and Judeo-Christian values.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
Seriously, there is indeed what could be called a "hottie visa". Anthony Weiner helped sponsor it. They like to keep if quiet, but dirty old men members of Congress do help out on this front.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++
I was in Bulgaria last year. Good Lord those women are attractive.
I am tempted to go back wearing a sandwich board with a blow-up on my US passport on one side and a copy of pay stub on the other and hold a sign reading, "looking for wife. Must speak English, be Christian or Jewish and want many children"
Just on the off chance that it would work...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (IT/Xb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (78Xqz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (gd9RK)
I'm a man
and I can change
if I have to
I guess
--The Man's Prayer from the Red Green Show
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 08:57 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (G546f)
Just on the off chance that it would work...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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I see only one addition to your sign that might be helpful:
"I will tell you of my home waters"
It can't miss!!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Y4EXg)
For a while. The SF author Leo Frankowski and what happened to him is a cautionary tale.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
are we talking about a few ants in the basement or is the house on fire ?
my guess is
ants
they why they don't say
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (Y9zp1)
A fascinating offer: "I think I'm losing it mentally, but don't let that deter you from voting for me!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
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Don't we pretty much require/demand that ANY candidate who becomes incapacitated in any way leave office?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 08:54 PM (IT/Xb)
He rebuilt his heels.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (JKNZq)
So Klobucher *whinny*?
Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 08:59 PM (A6+cG)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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That's news to me!
Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Alternative Vulcan Mind Meld Therapy at February 21, 2020 08:58 PM (Ewo9R)
He could be paying him to stay IN the race.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Joe at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (A6+cG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Lord, I'm re-reading that statement from Bye-den. He wouldn't *run* again? Dude, if you were that bad off, what makes you think we'd elect you? Are you saying that you'll save us from our own asses?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Exactly! The White House is perfect! 24/7 supervision!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (nRNOc)
There are two "hottie visas", looking it up. You have the O-1 visa category, "persons of extraordinary ability". O-1A is for brains, O-1B is for looks. It's not worded that way, but that's the way it plays.
This ensures that Einsteins and Elle MacPhersons can get in any time they want.
To make the O-1B you've got be a big, well known hottie. The other one, for aspiring models and such is the H-1B3.
But don't talk about this, as it would piss feminists off.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (lK7fO)
Rebuilt this city with rock and roll.
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (+y/Ru)
Someone needs to put Joe in a home where he can be safe.
Posted by: Northernlurker
A place for Joe
Posted by: Kathie Lee Gifford at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Zombie Woodrow Wilson at February 21, 2020 09:00 PM (Y4EXg)
FDR: I should have run for a fifth term. Dead schmead.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at February 21, 2020 09:01 PM (w3OLr)
++++++++++
:: furiously takes notes ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 09:03 PM (IT/Xb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (gd9RK)
*Tweeeeeeeee!* (shrill coach's whistle sounds)
"All right! That's it! Everyone out of the collusion pool!"
Posted by: MSM/DNC Lifeguard with white stuff on his nose at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (0O/Wf)
That was textbook talking past the sale. He has everyone picturing a wall. It's assumed. It's not going to be what's argued over. The argument can be over who pays for the (assumed in statement) wall. After years of all of us arguing over a wall, he talked everybody past the sale. It's not solely about making the sale, mind you. It's like an Overton Window of where the speaker will let the discussion be.
You can easily recognize totally *scripted and fabricated* Democrat shit by looking for this in action in whatever you hear them say. And Joe's statement actually contains *three* biggies:
1. "My second term". The first term is assumed. He's president. He's already president in your head. He's had the nomination and then he's beaten Trump. And when I say "your", I mean the target audience, which is ignorant dummies. Democrats and potential Democrats. Not you.
2. "If I lose my acuity". The assumption is he has mental fitness to lose.
3. "Acuity". Not just fitness or stability (both clearly gone), but "acuity", as in *mental sharpness*.
That's how you know it's smoky room scripted puppet bullshit. Other than because it came out of the mouth of a Democrat, I mean.
So go forth and look for this in whatever you hear Democrats say. You'll get pretty sick of seeing it, but it's way better than asking "whuhh?" every time they say something.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (Wge+f)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (UUkQp)
I want a pol who knows what's best
I want a pol with paid memes that cut
And eyes that burn like cigarettes
I want a pol with the right allocations
Who's pampered, imperious, and values out of whack
He's playing with his consultants
He's flying in his lear
He's touring the facilities
And picking up slack
I want a pol who's a short stack with a laaaaaaaarge wallet
Nana nana nana nana na na
Nana nana, nana nana na na
Posted by: Cake (hey, we could use the $2500) at February 21, 2020 09:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (rpxSz)
https://www.newsamericasnow.com/mike-bloombergs-caribbean-mansion/
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Yes, she has a daughter.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: YIKES! at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (t6XCL)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 08:56 PM (G51Gf)
They had to. They had the Russians' boots on them.
Czech guy told me an interesting story: The Russians banned religious displays and television programs, especially around the holidays because Opiate of the Masses and all that. But children's fairy tales were exempted-- the commies figured there was no harm in it, so go ahead, right? So every year, the Czech TV stations would compete to see who could put on the most lavish and high budget fairy tale at Christmastime. It became their underground Christmas celebration thing, every year, right in front of the Russians.
It's amazing what some of those people went through. Another former co-worker is Cuban--grew up their, and his father "won" the visa lottery when he was 19 and brought him to the US. He loves it here, Army vet, HATES HATES HATES communism.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (9J6is)
Interesting sidebar piece by Ace about David Lee Roth.
It got me thinking: There are lots of bad singers that sound good.
For instance, Frank Sinatra.
Can you think of another or two?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Some male horses are better mudders than female horses, especially when they eat their fodders; for example, John Kerry.
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (0O/Wf)
https://www.newsamericasnow.com/mike-bloombergs-caribbean-mansion/
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (gAXBD)
+++++++++++
In fairness to Bloomie, not that he deserves it, he doesn't claim to be a "man of the people." He claims to have some vague, mealy-mouthed "answers" and "solutions" to "problems."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (IT/Xb)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (SfYbS)
"Mini Mike so far has spent almost $500 million in order to get embarrassed by Pocahontas."
He is a 12th Level Master Troll.. anyone even looking at his visage gets 20d roll damage!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:02 PM (rpxSz)
Yes, she has a daughter.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (nRNOc)
whoa
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto at February 21, 2020 09:05 PM (9J6is)
I'm sorry Mike, what part of "NON DISCLOSURE" did you misunderstand?
Pander more, Short Round. Pander harder.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:08 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:06 PM (0O/Wf)
whither this right or not
dunno
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:08 PM (rpxSz)
I got 1% and I complained about the test. I gave absolutely every non-commie answer there was to get a 0%.
Friend said they must have given you 1% for having enough doubt to take the test. Friend is funny.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (Wge+f)
I still think that quote by Clint Eastwood is fake news by a fraudster writing for WSJ.
Why? Because it makes no sense.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (rpxSz)
Dance The Night Away From David Lee Roth's recent Las Vegas residency. It is hilariously bad.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:09 PM (xPl2J)
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Jimmy Duranty
Bob Dylan
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Willie Nelson ( unusual voice )
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (2DOZq)
Louis Armstrong?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:10 PM (VYGvH)
Catching snippets of Maddow on Bernie-Russhhuh.
It seems the Russhhuns also tried to help Bernie in 2016, but the thing is, Bernie didn't accommodate them the way Trump did!
Where do they get this insanity?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (G51Gf)
Why? Because it makes no sense.
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I think he was just BSing and was taken out of context
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you there.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (U7voe)
He claimed to have sworn off women in an interview I read several years ago. Something like "If I'm ever tempted to get in another relationship, I'm just going to cut out the middleman. Find a bitch I can't stand and buy her a house."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:11 PM (Ewo9R)
Re Clint. Remember R. Lee Ermey voted for Obama the first time around. It makes no sense, but it happens. You just can imagine Josey Wales/The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry or the "I'll skull fuck you" drill sergeant voting pussyfied, but yet they do sometimes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:12 PM (u82oZ)
Agree. A lot of bullshit floating around out there.
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship at February 21, 2020 09:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, I'm going to have to disagree with you there.
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Which part, bad singer or sounds good?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)
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I think he was just BSing and was taken out of context
Posted by: Little Big Gulp Starship
Yeah, at best it is presented out of context. At worst, it's a lie. It could also be senility on Clint's part.
I find it hard to believe Mr Eastwood is up to date with what party Bloomberg even belongs to.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (/fWqi)
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (arJlL)
The legal immigration (labor category) issue is, so far, mostly a trainwreck under Trump. So bad in one category that apparently even the vile piece of human garbage, Sen. Durbin, joined a letter asking for a slowdown in the *increasing* numbers.
Assuming the Mulvaney quote is true, it reflects a disastrous failure on his part, and pretty much a mainlining of GOPe/Chamber of Commerce/Silicon Valley mega$$$$ lies and nonsense.
There is still a very significant chunk of "forgotten Americans" who specifically stood to gain from Trump's promised approach. The booming economy of course helps all and softens all edges. But it's still an outrage, and if these people/this time is not the time it gets fixed, well, yeah, bye bye.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2020 09:14 PM (AgR7f)
Aka "begging the question." A proper use of a much-misused expression.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (78Xqz)
The White Stripe singer guy? He sounds like a dying cat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (UUkQp)
That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (786Ro)
Toaster ovens! Man those things are great. You put in some of those little bagel pizzas and set it on 30....uh...3....uh.....30330 and then it goes ding and people fight for them! I remember one time I stubbed my toe taking out the garbage that was a bad day.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Darth Randall at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (QD9b6)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 21, 2020 09:13 PM (+y/Ru)
'Sounds good'. We're all entitled to our opinions but IMO you could probably pull people at random out of a Walmart and you'd find one who could carry a tune better than Dylan.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (U7voe)
You gonna turn on Man With No Dirty Gran Torino Name just like that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (gd9RK)
It seems the Russhhuns also tried to help Bernie in 2016, but the thing is, Bernie didn't accommodate them the way Trump did!
Where do they get this insanity?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I know a woman who says Jesus talks to her and told her what to name her kids.
This Russia nonsense seems to be coming from the same place: Even if you're not a novelist, your brain makes shit up and tells you stories.
Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (/fWqi)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq)
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Oh fuck off you fascist midget.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)
"We're not seeing community spread here in the United States, yet, but it's very possible, even likely, that it may eventually happen," Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases, told reporters on a conference call. "Our goal continues to be slowing the introduction of the virus into the U.S. This buys us more time to prepare communities for more cases and possibly sustained spread."
https://tinyurl.com/v7jy2ku
Posted by: SMH at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
Justin Bieber?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Eromero at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (UUkQp)
In fairness, Bloomie is Woodrow Wilson without the warmth.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (VYGvH)
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Fish.
He sounds like a drunken Scotsman.
...Oh, wait.
Posted by: RKae at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (/fWqi)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (AgR7f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:18 PM (VYGvH)
Alanis Morisette? Or however the hell you spell it?
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (YCnWA)
He's got NDAs confused with HR rules.
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (786Ro)
She sounds like she got drunk and she's doing an impression of Katherine Hepburn.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 21, 2020 09:15 PM (78Xqz)
Sure, if you wanna go and get all intellectual about it. Now go and say three Hail Marys and make 5 poop jokes.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (Wge+f)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Alanis Morissette?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (SfYbS)
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia
and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)
Sarah MacLaughlin?
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:20 PM (nRNOc)
> That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Joe Cocker?
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (K22Va)
Joe Cocker
Posted by: t-bird
This was confirmed when John Belushi stood beside him and did a better Joe Cocker than Joe Cocker.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (YCnWA)
Why Mini? It just about some jokes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (Ty/7D)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Darth Randall
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You're trying to tell me something, aren't you?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (El6T/)
The federal employee union represents thousands of Russian informants who worked for the government to frame Donald Trump, his campaign and then his administration. Noted union members include Maria Veselnitskya, sent by Loretta Lynch and Fusion GPS to frame the Trumps, Maria Butina, sent by Peter Strzok to frame the NRA and Gennadiy Vasilievich Vostretsov, sent by the FBI to frame Roger Stone. Also Joseph Misfud, sent by John Brennan to frame George Popadopolous. Although not a Russian, Mifsud's funny name sounds Russian-ish for government informant-work. Also Carter Pageinski, sent by the FBI to spy on himself.
"We just want to go back to work for the Intelligence Community and do our patriotic duty by framing Americans like Bernie Sanders and Tulsi Gabbard and the few remaining Republicans we didn't get to frame in 2016, " said Badanov, without evidence.
Posted by: Manufactured News Network: "Now Open For Bidding!" at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (xPl2J)
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Bryan Adams?
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (786Ro)
*writes down in the Book of Things That Are Said*
Posted by: 500 year old AoSHQ Scrivener at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:22 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (Ewo9R)
...I mean, son of a bitch, that would be a big f*cking deal."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (VYGvH)
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Celine Dion?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at February 21, 2020 09:23 PM (T8HPM)
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Oh fuck off you fascist midget.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (+dsLj)
LOL. He apologizes for them. He's very sorry they are now and forevermore 100% in effect and will never not be enforced without potential consequence of the harshest systematic legal penalties available.
You know sometimes it's better to let people assume you're a sleaze than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (Wge+f)
Wait. Why am I guessing on my own question!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (VYGvH)
It is not Sarah MacLaughlin's fault that Pathetic Dying Puppies bought advertising use rights to her song.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (gd9RK)
That Canadian broad who is always sad and depressing. I forget her
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)
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K.D. Lang? Wait, is she still considered female?
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (786Ro)
Ah, there it is- your word as a Biden.
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (DCYln)
name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia and a sore throat.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:16 PM (VYGvH)
Robbie Robertson?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: t-bird at February 21, 2020 09:19 PM (DCYln)
He sings like a Down's sufferer having convulsions.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (NWiLs)
Wait. Why am I guessing on my own question!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (VYGvH)
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LOL. Dementia is not just a river in Egypt ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Y5ieT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (VHKq8)
depressing. I forget her name. She sounds like an old lady with dementia
and a sore throat.
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Buffy Sainte-Marie?
Sault Ste. Marie?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (YCnWA)
So Nunes and no one else can correct the record on the leaks, because there is some classified intel ... but lies get covered as "leaking that intel" when it may just be leaking a fake disinfo campaign ... running a PsyOp. But as long as it helps the Dem mafia ... no one gets prosecuted (because the mafia still runs DC)
Posted by: illiniwek at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: Hands at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:26 PM (0O/Wf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
If you find out let me know. Being aware of what "my betters" have in store for us, really pisses me off. Being that out of touch might be a nice break.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (Wge+f)
**************
I approve.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 09:24 PM (gd9RK)
When she wrote her hit song Possession, she used the words from letters to her from a stalker.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:27 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (rpxSz)
Sounds like Nunes legal team is not tip-top.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Coronavirus Wearing a MAGA Hat at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (+dsLj)
Who is Anne Murray?
Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:25 PM (Y5ieT)
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Comedienne and actress best known for as the character Sally Rogers on the old Dick Van Dyke show. Wait, could you get away with having a show with Dyke in the title today?
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (Wge+f)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:30 PM (VYGvH)
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Don't feel bad, I had a thing for Alyssa Milano once before she started talking.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (+dsLj)
Now that it is out of China, we will have a better idea of what the mortality rate really is.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (VHKq8)
Sure. But nowadays you'd have to call it the Penis Van Lesbian Show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: budman at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (IAqKK)
Posted by: ShainS
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Dick, of the family of Dyke.
Sounds edgy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:29 PM (YCnWA)
I can't sing
but I can hum the back door off your house
Posted by: BUTTPLUG at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (puu6v)
Eastwood will be 90 in May.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 09:17 PM (2DOZq
My dad will be 90 in August. He can still drive, get around physically, and is sharp upstairs.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (mSgQG)
San Diego County Sheriff Bill Gore is turning over arrest records to federal immigration authorities, because of new subpoenas from ICE.
@KUSINews
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:32 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:32 PM (g0Lfb)
Climate change is drying up the Colorado River, putting millions at risk of 'severe water shortages'
If only we could determine that the American southwest has gone through cycles of drought for millennia now ...
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:33 PM (WqPYg)
She was pretty tasty, in the brief interval between her growing bewbs and becoming "woke".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:33 PM (Ewo9R)
*****
What, we get no love?
Posted by: Downstairs at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (+dsLj)
Rule #1: Never point guns at people.
Rule #2: Communists aren't people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:28 PM (El6T/)
Why the eff would Nunes go with anyone except Sidney Powell?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (BiNEL)
I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)
All that aside Mini Mke is, in fact, a turd. And his getting pantsed and insulted, and getting his ass kicked, at the last debate was: *chef's kiss*
Also I saw one of his "sooper smart" and "cutting edge" billboards: "Trump's Wall Fell Down!" What the f*ck does that even mean? As Run Burgundy said: "that makes no sense at all."
Posted by: Publius Redux at February 21, 2020 09:35 PM (0O/Wf)
Nah, she's pretty much still an attention-seeking whore.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:35 PM (Ewo9R)
I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)
I think there was a thread here about that a while ago.
Posted by: jsg at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (YCnWA)
And probably entirely unrelated to the government-made exponential rise in population using the water of the Colorado river. Because the US needs unlimited population, especially in semi-arid climates of course.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SqopC)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
During the run of Charmed she and Rose MacGowan hadn't let on what psycho bunny-boilers they are.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SfYbS)
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Yeah during that small interval between Who's The Boss and doing that stupid as fuck witch show where she hacked her hair and tattooed up she was hot as boinks.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (xPl2J)
but I can hum the back door off your house
Posted by: BUTTPLUG at February 21, 2020 09:31 PM (rpxSz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=O6DAdDyWZaQ
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (BiNEL)
I mentioned it a while ago, but I heard "mattress girl" is no longer a leftist idiot. Supposedly she has changed.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 09:34 PM (VYGvH)
Apparently getting conservative dick on the regular has mellowed her out some.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs)
Epstein had Bloomberg in his black book, before the former didn't kill himself.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:37 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (Pll8Y)
Nunes suit against Fusion GPS tossed (with prejudice, kinda). Keen observers Undercover Huber predicts all of these suits will get nixed. They must have been technically weak.
Posted by: rhomboid
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Crud. Well, I still hope Kash Patel's suit against Natasha Bertrand bears fruit.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: mark1971
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Well, Hollywood, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (Y5ieT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: 🐧 at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (/HLjJ)
Oh no!
Edith Piaf!
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 09:38 PM (8IOEj)
I'd never trust her. I mean, the last time one of her relationships went bad she literally tried to frame the guy for rape, and then followed him around for YEARS.
That's pretty cray-cray.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Ewo9R)
wait, where was I?
How do I turn on the coffee warming thing here? Infernal contraptions.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 09:21 PM (WqPYg)
Joe Biden: That's news to me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (b/YIs)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:36 PM (SqopC)
But only if they reliably vote D, comrade!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (BiNEL)
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I don't think that means what the left likes to think it means.
Posted by: Inigo Montoya at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: What Was My Name Again? at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Rex B at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (Y5ieT)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 08:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
You mean go back to the Obama Regime?
Obama really was not the sharpest tool in the 6 pack.
And then with Biden as VP? Boys about as sharp as a bowling ball."
To be fair, throw W-tard on that pile. After 16 years of the Bush-Obama idiocracy, the Deep State got lazy and stupid itself.
Thank God.
Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (puu6v)
The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)
How do I turn on the coffee warming thing here? Infernal contraptions.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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How about some music? Put a record on...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (C78No)
I'd never trust her. I mean, the last time one of her relationships went bad she literally tried to frame the guy for rape, and then followed him around for YEARS.
That's pretty cray-cray.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:39 PM (Ewo9R)
Oh I wouldn't trust her either. She's the epitome of crazy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (+dsLj)
Which is why I'm incredibly thankful I never knew Karen Gillan was a child actor.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (Wge+f)
Gore is a slimy piece of garbage, though his cowardice and lack of character can be useful (he reversed his long-standing, contemptuous policy on may-issue for concealed carry in response to his last challenger, who made shall-issue a centerpiece in his campaign).
Happily I was able to snub him slightly at a party two years back. Got the mayor even better. Both worthless, typical CA pols (but the voters never, ever demand any better).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 21, 2020 09:41 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (Orx/W)
Lulz
Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)
Let's get some popcorn and find out!!
Posted by: Announcer Guy at February 21, 2020 09:42 PM (Wge+f)
Dick Van Dyke (Penis Van Lesbian, as MTM once said his full name was) has always been a flaming commie-lib loon, so this is par for the course.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)
There was a vampire movie out in that time period where she got nekkid a lot.
Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)
Carl Reiner is also a left wing wackadoodle.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 09:44 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:44 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Jim at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rnwV8)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)
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Carl Weener is bugfuck insane. There's a soundbite of his shrieking antitrump derangement every fucking day of the week.
Posted by: Two Weeks From An Incel at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (ykYG2)
A national security official cited by CNN's Jake Tapper disputed the framing of stories from the New York Times and other outlets on Thursday that spoke of an intelligence assessment finding Russia is attempting to interfere in 2020's election to benefit President Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (KP5rU)
I'm guessing Joe's dead inside of 3
Dr. Jill back on the market
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)
That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: publius
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Except for those 15 years that he was in an alcoholic stupor.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU)
Aw, shucks.
Seriously, if you amble trough our AO next summer, you need to join me and other CO folks for a beer.
cheers!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (x8Wzq)
Just to sit back and watch and laugh at the retarded American media while smoking a cigar and drinking a liter of vodka while poisoning a government protester.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (MMC4G)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (rpxSz)
Dr. Jill back on the market
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)
That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971
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Possible Thread winner
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (Y9zp1)
I think she did one of the Poison Ivy movies. Jaime Pressly did one of those, at her absolute hottest.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (YCnWA)
Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)
The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)
It won't. See the Russians trying to help Trump is just the simple basic truth.
But the Russians helping Sanders is just conspiracy monger to attempt to tarnish his campaign with a patently obvious lie because they can't stand the thought of this outsider winning.
Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: mark1971
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Possible Thread winner
I'm only docking him for the lack of a MILF Hunter Reference.
But, yeh - He wins the Thread.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (Pll8Y)
Dr. Jill back on the market
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 09:45 PM (rpxSz)
That's when Hunter makes his move.
Posted by: mark1971 at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (xPl2J)
BTDT
Posted by: HUNTER at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (aKsyK)
481 Clicked on the "Continue reading" link and nothing there, just "Close it up". This has been happening for months, with both Macs and PCs. Anyone else seeing (or not seeing) this? Anyone got a fix?
Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)
Do you have something disabling twitter? because that is what is below the Continue Reading.
Posted by: buzzion at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: mazzman at February 21, 2020 09:47 PM (31t4Z)
The ways of Pixy are inscrutable!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (BiNEL)
And his crapturd fat bald son.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 09:46 PM (oVJmc)
Just a few more examples of why Hollywood is fucked in the head. I hear grade-school age Meathead used to grab Mary Tyler Moore's admittedly tasty hiney, and everyone would coo "aw, what a loveable scamp."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Baldy at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (OLCH5)
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)
the Night Of The Living Dildo
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
The really big alien spacecraft do that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Me at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (pzBOs)
Only if you can do a better English accent than Dick Van Dyke.
Which, admittedly, isn't hard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:50 PM (Uu+Jp)
......
Sir, we've traced the vibration.
It's coming from inside your wife's dresser drawer,
Get out of the house! Now!
Posted by: Police Calling on an Old Fashioned Corded Phone at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (MMC4G)
Posted by: Me at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (pzBOs)
That is not an easy road to travel!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (BiNEL)
I literally couldn't recognize Harry Reid, as he looks today. I've read that he is gravely ill.
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)
Be still, my beating heart....
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (mSgQG)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 21, 2020 09:53 PM (SqopC)
Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)
Administered by the recently deceased Ruth Buzzie Ginsburg.
Natch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (KP5rU)
Sure, if they can administer the oath via Ouija Board.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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Pretty sure that's how RBG's clerks are writing 'her' opinions.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 21, 2020 09:52 PM (mSgQG)
Magic Eightball says
"Yes, definitely!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (BiNEL)
491 There's a strange vibrating sound by my house or in my house. Maybe I'm about to be abducted by aliens.
No offense but I had a gf that had a vibrator go off in the dresser from time to time.
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)
Pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 09:54 PM (K22Va)
Not offended
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
The people that vote for him seem pretty prone to believe that type of nonsensical stuff.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 21, 2020 09:40 PM (MMC4G)
It won't. See the Russians trying to help Trump is just the simple basic truth.
But the Russians helping Sanders is just conspiracy monger to attempt to tarnish his campaign with a patently obvious lie because they can't stand the thought of this outsider winning."
Yes, exactly.
Also, the Bernie Bros. will claim the Sanders-Russia Collusion Hoax was a fiendish plot by both Trump and Putin to harm Bernie's juggernaut.
Also, can you imagine what Peak Crazy will look like in the United States?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)
So same as RBG, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)
Had girlfriend visiting from Sweden and her brother sent her a picture of her Vibrator in a bowl of unscrambled eggs with the message:
"Your Hand Mixer Sucks"
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:57 PM (Pll8Y)
Bernie's juggernaut must be a euphemism.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 09:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mnw at February 21, 2020 09:51 PM (Cssks)
Pancreatic cancer.
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:56 PM (nRNOc)
Apparently, for lefties, pancreatic cancer is akin to a case of dyspepsia. Maybe it's that whole selling your soul thing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Vendette at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (nRNOc)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 09:48 PM (lg/F7)
I don't see anything in Article II or the 25th Amendment that prohibits it!
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (AMIL/)
There was a vampire movie out in that time period where she got nekkid a lot.
Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)
she's a lunatic, but from the pics I saw she got a nice rack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Ed Norton the Narrator at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (l3+k2)
By oath, I can't say anything more bad about him.
Kind of an exclusive club. Unless there aren't any Herb Shriner fans left.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 21, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Those blood transfusions from aborted babies are a real help!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (BiNEL)
I'm betting the Polling Numbers on them are sagging these days.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (Pll8Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 21, 2020 10:00 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Gonna miss on account of the ONT, but, juggarnaut:
"an idea, custom, fashion, etc., that demands either blind devotion or merciless sacrifice," 1854, a figurative use of Juggernaut , 1630s ( Iaggernat ), "huge wagon bearing an image of the god Krishna," especially that at the town of Puri, drawn annually in procession during which (apocryphally) devotees allowed themselves to be crushed under its wheels in sacrifice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (NAs56)
Probably better to just look for the good clips online rather than wasting time with the entire movie.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 09:43 PM (Ewo9R)
It's a good movie....to fast forward through stop at the nude scenes and fast forward again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (b/YIs)
who gives a sorry limp dick fuck about harry reid. he still fucking hates you. and always will.
Amen to that. Fuck him.
Posted by: dartist at February 21, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va)
Well indeed. We all will slip "our mortal coils" at some point.
not gonna go there....(but some do wish for the harm done.)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 21, 2020 10:02 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (BiNEL)
>>she's a lunatic, but from the pics I saw she had a nice rack.
I'm betting the Polling Numbers on them are sagging these days.
Posted by: garrett at February 21, 2020 09:59 PM (Pll8Y)
I wouldn't think by that much since she isn't "that" old, but I'm sure gravity is fighting the good fight.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Toad-O at February 21, 2020 10:03 PM (ALNIT)
on myself, he was a most "STUPENDOUS POLITICAL "C*^K-S>CK#R as ever held a post.
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 21, 2020 10:08 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 21, 2020 10:13 PM (jK8Z7)
The funniest thing about this is that my leftist sister voted for Romney because of him.
Fuck I didn't even vote for him.
Posted by: ryukyu at February 21, 2020 10:19 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:52 PM (ZCEU2)
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You and everybody else, Skip.
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