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"Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"
And Obama still holds a grudge.
From Vanity Fair's not-super-reliable Gabe Sherman, Obama and his cronies are "triggered" (their words!) by a Bloomberg ad which suggests the he and Obama were great pals allies, when in fact Obamaworld considers Bloomberg to have been at best a frenemy.A 30-second spot began circulating earlier this month that portrays Bloomberg and Obama as close allies. The spot pairs photos of the two together with encomiums from the former president. "I want to thank the mayor of this great city, Mayor Bloomberg, for his extraordinary leadership," Obama intones at one point. Obamaworld, with its long memory, was not happy. "I was triggered by the ad," a former Obama official said. "The ubiquity of the ads is what bothers me," Dan Pfeiffer, Obama's former communications director told me. "Bloomberg didn't endorse Obama in 2008, and in 2012 he offered a tepid endorsement that included parts that read like an RNC attack ad." Several recent reports have acknowledged Bloomberg’s policy differences with Obama, but sources close to both men tell me the antagonism runs much deeper. In private, Obama thinks Bloomberg acted high-handed and arrogant, while Bloomberg has told friends that Obama is a lightweight, sources said. "Mike would have dinner parties and piss all over Obama when he was president. I know because I attended them," a prominent Democratic donor told me.Hey, I think I'm starting to like this guy. All right, it's passed.
I don't know about you, but I personally find a great deal of reassurance in knowing that Our Cognitive and Moral Elites are so totally above vanity and petty personal squabbles and jockeying for social position and are just totally about The Common Good For Everyone. Meanwhile: Michael Bloomberg is the only candidate whose level of support shifted notably in the debate. It shifted down, of course:
At a dinner party during the 2008 election, a source remembers Bloomberg's longtime girlfriend, Diana Taylor, getting into an argument with Sheekey's wife, who was supporting Obama. "How can you be so stupid to be for someone like Obama?" Taylor asked, the person told me. "Diana was repeating what Mike would say about Obama, except it was louder," the source recalled. (The Bloomberg campaign did not respond to a request for comment.) A confidant of both Bloomberg and Obama told me the tension between them was in part fueled by Bloomberg's belief that he should be president. "Bloomberg would belittle Obama in private. It was like,That should have been me in the White House. There was jealousy there," the source said.
NEW POST-#DEMDEBATE POLL ahead of #NevadaCaucus:
— Eli Yokley (@eyokley) February 21, 2020
• @MikeBloomberg’s first-choice support fell 3 points nationwide, to 17 percent and behind @JoeBiden.
• His net favorability fell 20 points, the only significant movement among candidates.
More:https://t.co/DTi3N0Vx2t pic.twitter.com/Pzz0tOOU8D
Bloomberg's net favorability fell by 30 (!) points amongst moderate Democrats. https://t.co/8WWXlQEFwe
— Nathan McDermott (@natemcdermott) February 21, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 04:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:10 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:10 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Eicbe)
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Fake news.
There's no such thing as a moderate Democrat.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (ckDUr)
"Mike[Boomberg] Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"
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So he's not a total idiot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)
I was kinda wondering how Obama felt about it!
If Slow Joe had any money, those are the kind ads he should be running!
Of course, maybe there is no video footage of Barry praising Joe!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (so+oy)
Time to go away Shrimp Dick and leave the world to the adults.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2020 04:12 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: ALH at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (qIT/W)
lol, they REALLY DO use that word "triggered". What children. What ______.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
Didn't know Barack was kinky like that.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (H5ZlJ)
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Well, I found something in this article that made me happy.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Pgcou)
With respectful apologies to atc, who I admire a great deal.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (0uhbH)
Hey, I think I'm starting to like this guy [Bloomberg].
All right, it's passed.
__________
Nobody does scatological double entendres like Ace.
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (CESUr)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Boy/L)
Maybe this is just my head canon, but there's Barry's faction, the fading Clinton faction running the DNC and Bernie Bros trying to pretend it's 1972 all over again.
Bloomberg has the stank of TFG on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (l4C/z)
2008 is 12 years ago now.
*stares bleakly into the distance*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (H5ZlJ)
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That's not the half of it.
Posted by: Zombie Larry Sinclair at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Eicbe)
Bottom line is Farmer Mike has NO loyalties and NO principals.
A self-made man who worships his creator.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (KqEFY)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (vEIlU)
You mean this isn't true?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (nRk/c)
That's probably for the best. He must need a step-stool to bang tall women...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)
See what a great guy Mike is?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Tnijr)
Wait.....didn't they try to impeach Trump because they said he paid hookers to do that?
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (H5ZlJ)
They flew four patients in yesterday, to be treated
at one of our local hospitals. They won't disclose where they came from, though.
Posted by: Jordan61
In hospital is not the problem. One idiot on the street can infect a lot of people.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
Especially when they can be contagious for 14 days before symptoms show.
Think back to how many people you've come into contact with in 14 days.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (9uM86)
Two scoops of ice cream?
Two scoops of ice cream?
When I am President I will outlaw ice cream!
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dfRN6)
It's funny because I was the first to mention how it must piss off obama to see all these tv ads portraying Bloomberg and obama as co-presidents and best buddies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (VYGvH)
Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Reggie Love at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (0uhbH)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (zoyKY)
That's probably for the best. He must need a step-stool to bang tall women...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)
He goes up on them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (KqEFY)
Wait.....didn't they try to impeach Trump because they said he paid hookers to do that?
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)
What's that joke, what's the difference between a potato and a chickpea?
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (H5ZlJ)
With respectful apologies to atc, who I admire a great deal.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (0uhbH)
Hey, I'm just thrilled that I have a candidate about whom even I can make short jokes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)
He stands on his wallet.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (aS1PU)
This is one of the greatest train wrecks of a Presidential election of all time.
Unbelievably fun.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (lg/F7)
Maybe this is just my head canon, but there's Barry's faction, the fading Clinton faction running the DNC and Bernie Bros trying to pretend it's 1972 all over again.
Bloomberg has the stank of TFG on him.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM
***
Concur.
It's bogus BS.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (TGayj)
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
Mt. Rushmore when they're tooling Trump's face on it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (/669Q)
An adult said that. Amazing.
And we lose to these people?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (dLLD6)
he should be president. "Bloomberg would belittle Obama in private. It
was like, That should have been me in the White House. There was jealousy there," the source said.
Awwww, Obama, you mad, bro?!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)
They'll lay down.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (Zz0t1)
*stares bleakly into the distance*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)
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Oof. Man, I'm old.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (Pgcou)
Except for Big Gay Ice Cream.
Posted by: rd at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:11 PM (nRk/c)
That is just not true.
Mike loves him some China. He is all in for China.
China made him rich, and he said it runs better than the USA.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (sy5kK)
Quick. Name the three top Obama accomplishments
Crickets.
I can't wait until the entire generation who voted for him dies off. His legend is a myth, like Sasquatch
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (rLZe7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (VYGvH)
.........
Barry is such a bitch.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (dLLD6)
He stands on his wallet.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (aS1PU)
10 inches of wallet, etc
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Branch Davidian at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (ILS6+)
Posted by: Gaylord at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (oVJmc)
Usually you have to pay extra for that kind of action.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM
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Nah, in Pattaya Beach Thailand it's included in the basic price.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
When you are that rich, they're ALL little people.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (9uM86)
Bluuuurgh!!!
Nude and Harvey Weinstein is my dream.
Posted by: H.R.Clinton at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (HaL55)
And we lose to these people?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (dLLD6)
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When Obama was in office I was constantly remarking to my husband that frat boys were running the White House. I wasn't wrong.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (/669Q)
Bluuuurgh!!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (dfRN6)
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Better or worse than Nood + Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:15 PM (zoyKY)
Michelle has yet to announce.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:18 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Very meta. Well played.
Posted by: ... at February 21, 2020 04:18 PM (0uhbH)
Can we please not use the words "nude" and "Bloomberg" together?
Bluuuurgh!!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
--Yet you still showed up...
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:18 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 21, 2020 04:18 PM (3ufaJ)
Posted by: MAGA at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (bloh/)
Maybe this is just my head canon, but there's Barry's faction, the
fading Clinton faction running the DNC and Bernie Bros trying to pretend
it's 1972 all over again.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT IF THESE TWO ARE BFFS OR FRENEMIES. LOLGF, VANITY FAIR.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (bDqIh)
The man was too short. I give him credit - he knew it.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (6U3DW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (nFwvY)
Unbelievably fun.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (lg/F7)
They might end up with an unexpected candidate surging ahead, if all the big names knock each other out.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (lg/F7)
Thank God!
Posted by: Walter Mondale at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Pgcou)
goes to Ruth Chris' steak house (insert appropriate name of your local high end steak house here.)
That's not an actual ad, although it sounds like the steak one on the sign in Las vegas, but the idea that Bloomberg is an elitist would not be helping his campaign. Are some people over there moles for Trump?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (WI7YS)
Is Bloomberg a Trump grand plan to destroy the Demoncrats? May not look like it on the surface but has Bloomberg really said anything bad about Trump yet? i don't know but the Demoncrat Piranhas have attacked him with bloody anger.... What if ??????????
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (qM84C)
Bluuuurgh!!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
--Yet you still showed up...
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Tnijr)
Quick. Name the three top Obama accomplishments
Constitutional scholar
His 2010 NCAA brackets
Best first pitch by any president ever
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (KqEFY)
10 inches of wallet, etc
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
"I'll slap her in the face with ten inches of LIMP wallet."
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: alexthechick
I wish I was just like Bloomberg.
I'd look down on all the tall people from my perch on top of fifty six billion dollars.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (9uM86)
He just said how America won't dump nuclear waste into the deep ocean.
GIVE ME KAIJUS, GEOTUS! WHERE ARE MY BIGLY KAIJUS!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (GbPPJ)
Looks like Mini Mike's support is shrinking. Much smaller than it first appeared. It may need some sort of boost to help it gain the stature it wants to have
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (Un9AW)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Suzi Wong at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (WX+x0)
I'm not really surprised.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rCwaK)
Only on 2 counts and the Judge said "NOPE. Try again."
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (nFwvY)
Obama must really have a low opinion of Biden to not endorse him and let the Democrats across the country get destroyed.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (oTuGd)
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
Mt. Rushmore when they're tooling Trump's face on it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:16 PM (vEIlU)
...........
Good idea. ROAD TRIP!
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:17 PM (NWiLs)
"I'll slap her in the face with ten inches of LIMP wallet."
Posted by: Sponge
Stick another billion in that wallet and it'll become hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (AD3JT)
Is you is or is you ain't my constichency?
Seriously, that was supposed to be his selling point...ouch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (oVJmc)
Couldn't possibly be better than W's first pitch before the WS game in New York after 9/11. It was right in there.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (HmZuC)
I'm not really surprised.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 04:19 PM (rCwaK)
Only on 2 counts and the Judge said "NOPE. Try again."
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Yes but apparently on the 2 most serious charges? Not sure what that means? That they convicted on the lesser charges?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (nRk/c)
Black people (especially Boomer black folks) look upon Obama as a sort of secular Messiah.
So do Canadians ... it's horrible up here in the GWN.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (XzVUd)
Bloomberg highlights ties to Obama in new ad
This is not new.
Democratic presidential hopeful Michael Bloomberg on Wednesday launched a new ad touting his ties to former President Obama, highlighting their work together in communities across the country.
The ad opens with clips of Obama introducing Bloomberg at an event in 2013, and goes on to list Bloomberg's work with the former president on gun safety and education.
"At a time when Washington is divided in old ideological battles, he shows us what can be achieved when we bring people together to seek pragmatic solutions," Obama is heard saying of Bloomberg in the 30-second spot.
they must be freaking out
hitching his caboose to another loser
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
We're available.
Posted by: Surprise Otters at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (veJcn)
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Like the movie, Elysium, where they depict the earth as a Spanish-speaking literal garbage dump.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (vg8iE)
It shifted down, of course:
Huh. Maybe it's time to get that fork out. Nah, we'll see after March 3rd. The whole thing will be much clearer then.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (KqEFY)
>>Obama must really have a low opinion of Biden to not endorse him and let the Democrats across the country get destroyed.
I don't know. I don't think even Obama's endorsement would have been enough to help Joe. He's always been an absolute disaster of a candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
So after everybody was saying it was Trump hiring russian hookers to piss on him we find out that it was BB that was giving obama the golden showers?
Even funnier, obama is so hamstrung by his petty hatred of bb that he is not going to support him. which means he is either going to support nobody or somebody with no chance of getting the nom.
And so his influence wanes
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (HALdu)
Constitutional scholar
His 2010 NCAA brackets
Best first pitch by any president ever
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
Record setting Three-point shooter.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ILS6+)
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ATCV4)
We're available.
Posted by: Surprise Otters at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (veJcn)
+++++++++
Oh, come on. It's you guys all the way down on the Dem side...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:23 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 04:23 PM (BIGfR)
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (oTuGd)
For some reason this got me thinking about that notorious story floating around Hollywood way back when that Danny Thomas used to pick up hookers on the Sunset and pay them to shit on a glass top coffee table while he was lying underneath it.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 21, 2020 04:23 PM (3ufaJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:23 PM (vEIlU)
Bloomberg. I think one of his aides is making a checklist for Obama to
do so since he probably doesn't know who is running.
Problem is, Obama was a better speechwriter than his speech writer, he was a better at foreign policy than his foreign policy advisors, he knew better about business than his CEO allies, and now, well. . . he was a better candidate than all of the current candidates, so how could he possibly endorse any of them?
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (bDqIh)
WTF?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (nRk/c)
.........
I saw that ad this morning. I was like: "Where was I? Is my memory gone kaput?"
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (v0R5T)
Yes but apparently on the 2 most serious charges? Not sure what that means? That they convicted on the lesser charges?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (nRk/c)
That's what's reported. The 2 most serious charges have them split, but they're unanimous on the other 3. We don't know what direction those three go, however.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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If I recall correctly, the candidates Obama endorsed for various races rarely won.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (pw+jk)
I know we're over the whole W thing, but some things are more important than politics.
W's strike, from the mound, after 9/11, was a thing of beauty. Eagles cried.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)
Bloomboy trying to snag some black voters. That is all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:23 PM (vEIlU)
Just throwing them against the wall, see who sticks?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (l4C/z)
More spare time to write books
Noble Peace prize.
But mostly the racial healing.
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at February
maybe syfy could do something with that?
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: The 'It Begins' Guy at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (vEIlU)
No. Trump is not playing Nth Dimensional Chess. He never does. He just fights.
Bloomberg thinks he can buy a pass to the front of the line, like at Disney. Trump saw that everyone hated the fuckers at the front of the line and asked if he could cut in. Big difference.
Bloomberg thinks he can write a check and catch up on decades of the work the Bush and Kennedy clans put in. The punchline is - the electorate hates the Bush and Kennedy clans at this point.
Bloomberg is caught in the classic paradigm of spending a shit-pot of money to fight the last war.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (6U3DW)
How come mini-Mike has all the fun.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (/669Q)
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YEP and the businesses he would visit of the cameras would go BK.
That was why he is The Preezy Shit Midas.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (zoyKY)
... and I believe he used Obama's "cages of children" trying to smear Trump
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (vEIlU)
Who hasn't?
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (9PtLS)
I'm not really surprised.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
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Weinstein is a disgusting pig, but I really think 99% of what he was doing was standard operating procedure in hollywood.
Pretend you're going to make someone a star if they sleep with you. He's basically guilty of soliciting prostitutes.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Only because "our people" either throw the game or are on the other side.
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (OUMaO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 21, 2020 04:26 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:26 PM (GbPPJ)
He doesn't have a great track record or even coattails for that matter. Remember how many Democrats lost their seats both at the national and state level under him?
I think endorsements for the most part are overrated anyway.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:26 PM (ZLI7S)
WTF?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:21 PM (nRk/c)
yup, this is blow your mind sh*t
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:26 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:22 PM (nRk/c)
That's what's reported. The 2 most serious charges have them split, but they're unanimous on the other 3. We don't know what direction those three go, however.
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:24 PM (Zz0t1)
I would "assume" that if they had voted to acquit on the 3 lesser counts, they would also vote to acquit on the more serious charges. But who the hell knows, expecially with a NYC jury
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (nRk/c)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: LOL at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (BIGfR)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (XzVUd)
Danny Thomas: a 32nd degree Freemason and a Papal Knight. How he managed to pull that off, I don't know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (KqEFY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (nRk/c)
This.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (ckDUr)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think it would have been a game changer.
I'm not saying Biden would not still have issues, but Obama out campaigning for Biden would be huge.
Obama really did have support from all wings of the party. I also think it would have scared Bloomberg away.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (sjTfF)
...back to sipping wine and finishing my pot roast dinner
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, Ace and cobs.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (vEIlU)
I dunno what kind of nuclear energy he is getting from Melania, but I want me some of that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February
indulgences
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (HALdu)
There is nothing Bloomberg has not taken credit for in some form or another in his adds. The 9/11 lie is particularly slimy.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (AD3JT)
have you considered the modern Vatican?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (QK2QM)
Unfortunately, i can't make it into the top 3 in a primary. Now watch out, because once the black folks start voting this thing will be in the bag. I know how to talk to these people. Been doing it all my life
Posted by: Slow Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (bAVIg)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)
wtf?
Yeah, I have no idea either. I'm guessing it's a Gorizza thing, but who knows. What's important to keep in mind is that she has spectacular tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (zoyKY)
Yes I 100% agree, except of course under the scumbag exception which applies to weinstein
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (nRk/c)
wtf?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
Kaiju = big monsters in japanese, aka Godzilla and foes.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (ILS6+)
That would be the logical and internally consistent conclusion, but juries don't have to be either.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (rCwaK)
Danny Thomas: a 32nd degree Freemason and a Papal Knight. How he managed to pull that off, I don't know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (KqEFY)
?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (zoyKY)
Yes, but when you grow tired of manbearpig rolling all over and sweating on you, you have the right to say NO MORE.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
.........
Bought some shrimp
Ate some waffles
Learned bicycle safety
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (v0R5T)
This. Trump is a pure instinctual creature. He is 100% id. There is no super ego to Trump. He doesn't plan. He doesn't plot. He just does. He lives his life solely on instinct. Now, it must be said that 90% of the time his instincts are dead on. It's that 10% that gets him in trouble.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (3ufaJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:28 PM (zoyKY)
Yes I 100% agree, except of course under the scumbag exception which applies to weinstein
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February
which is how stone got 40 months in the greybar
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (HALdu)
That became known as "The Mierdas Touch."
TFG was The Shit King Mierdas. Everything and everybody he touched turned into it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (Pgcou)
wtf?
Yeah, I have no idea either. I'm guessing it's a Gorizza thing, but who knows. What's important to keep in mind is that she has spectacular tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (gd9RK)
Thank you, Bander.
Kaijus are giant monsters. Well, how else are we supposed to get bigly kaiju if we aren't dumping nuclear waste on megalodons?
It's. Science.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (GbPPJ)
Trump isn't playing 11D chess, but he does have an ability to "read the room" and to read his opponents and the cunning to let that instinct guide his actions. He pisses off people and makes them stupid, and knows how to win over an audience.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (sWM8x)
***scribbling furiously***
Posted by: Dan Brown at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (HmZuC)
Ate some waffles
Learned bicycle safety
Posted by: wth
Pitched a baseball in Mom jeans
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (3ufaJ)
++++++++++++
I think he plans. When it comes to policies, actions, initiatives, programs, etc. He built skyscrapers for a living. The dude plans.
But in personal items, this may not be true. When he is defending himself, I agree - a lot of "Id" there.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (I2dne)
Terrified, I says.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (Ed8Zd)
> Pretend you're going to make someone a star if they sleep with you. He's basically guilty of soliciting prostitutes.
Yep, any asshole who ever said, "What are you willing to do for this part, sweetie," is basically the same animal as Weinstein.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (P6GBI)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (XzVUd)
I don't know. I don't think even Obama's endorsement would have been
enough to help Joe. He's always been an absolute disaster of a
candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw
Yet - he made Paul Ryan look like a fucking retard, at a time when Paul Ryan was supposed to be the Smartest Policy Wonk in the World.
Biden made the Brady Mistake. He held on past his sell-by date. Most of them do. Senator must be like snorting coke for breakfast, with an LSD chaser.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (6U3DW)
This. Trump is a pure instinctual creature. He is 100% id. There is no super ego to Trump. He doesn't plan. He doesn't plot. He just does. He lives his life solely on instinct. Now, it must be said that 90% of the time his instincts are dead on. It's that 10% that gets him in trouble.
Posted by: Lamont Cranston at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (3ufaJ)
Right. But when it's 180 IQ it appears multi-dimensional.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (XathI)
TFG was The Shit King Mierdas. Everything and everybody he touched turned into it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (HaL55)
There was a Steve Dahl and Gary Meyer show in Chitcago once, in my youth, where they were talking about the station and their stupid decisions.
I remember the gist......."BECAUSE EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH TURNS TO CRAP!!!! THAT'S why!!!"
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Ate some waffles
Learned bicycle safety
Posted by: wth
Pitched a baseball in Mom jeans
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (tkNkP)
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Killed bin Laden behind Jarrett's back!
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (Eicbe)
Pardoned the traitor Bergdhal.
Lost almost 1000 Prog/Dem seats nationwide.
Rats and flies luved him and wanted to be seen either with or on him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (Zz0t1)
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What David Newman used to call the "Shitus Touch"
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February
indulgences
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (HALdu)
St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital might have swung some things his way.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (hLRSq)
> Pretend you're going to make someone a star if they sleep with you. He's basically guilty of soliciting prostitutes.
Yep, any asshole who ever said, "What are you willing to do for this part, sweetie," is basically the same animal as Weinstein.
Posted by: bonhomme at February
or suggested the would do something to get hired
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Maduece at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (0dmP2)
I dunno what kind of nuclear energy he is getting from Melania, but I want me some of that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 21, 2020 04:29 PM (+dsLj
Three separate rallies on consecutive days, Interspersed with a fundraiser in CA, a graduation ceremony speech and handing out of diplomas at an ex prisoner graduation, a meeting with a large contingent of Central Valley CA farmers to tell them he is EO a federal mandate that they get water flow restored from a reservoir in CA, and he has watched the Dem debate. Probably more stuff that's not been reported on. Plus he has flown to all these locations.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (fip+5)
It works best if you sing it like the Bowie song of a similar title.
Posted by: Big V at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (XEC2p)
Tripling health insurance premium and out-of-pocket prices for non employer plans, restricting people's access to their own doctors, running a percentage of doctors out of the medical field...
While convincing the left he had "saved health care" for America.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (TdMsT)
Given Mike's ego, I'll bet he believes it.
Posted by: The 'It Begins' Guy at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (oVJmc)
No way you watched that Ryan-Biden debate. No way.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Danny Thomas: a 32nd degree Freemason and a Papal Knight. How he managed to pull that off, I don't know.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:27 PM (KqEFY)
?
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:30 PM (XathI)
For those that aren't aware, there is a rather *negative* history between the Masons and the Catholic church.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (GbPPJ)
...
...
...Did we ever?
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (H5ZlJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: citizen khan at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (lFENG)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (JRaU+)
Snowflakes. Clintonwolrd, with its long memory, would have had the heretic suicided.
Posted by: Ripley at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (MxEKc)
Thanks.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:31 PM (XzVUd)
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Sounds antisemitic.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (Eicbe)
Yep, any asshole who ever said, "What are you willing to do for this part, sweetie," is basically the same animal as Weinstein.
Posted by: bonhomme at February
But you only got the BEST poon if I was your friend.
Posted by: Oprah at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (XzVUd)
If you did not bookmark the Victory Tits, that is not my problem.
Trump trolling the press that there should be a belated impeachment of Obama over you can keep your doctor.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (Eicbe)
Goldsteinazilla was a bit problematic.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Science at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (XathI)
It works best if you sing it like the Bowie song of a similar title.
Agreed.
"Little" doesn't pay the bills for Mikie.
"China" has paid most of his bills, and is the main reason we've been watching $400 million and counting of his TV and radio ads.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:20 PM (GbPPJ)
...
...
...Did we ever?
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:35 PM (H5ZlJ)
Bikini Atoll is pretty hot property. I'm just saying.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (hLRSq)
Whoa...when Mr. High-handed and arrogant thinks your high-handed and arrogant, that's saying something!
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
And the Catholic Church and young boys.
Posted by: Oprah at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
That's in part because Paul Ryan was trying to argue things he himself didn't believe.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Sponge at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
No he didn't. Joe was the one who looked like a fucking retard, smiling and laughing like a moron instead of even trying to make an argument.
Ryan made the mistake of thinking he was doing an actual debate and didn't react great but in no way did Biden "win" anywhere than in the media.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
> Pretend you're going to make someone a star if they sleep with you. He's basically guilty of soliciting prostitutes.
Yep, any asshole who ever said, "What are you willing to do for this part, sweetie," is basically the same animal as Weinstein.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (P6GBI)
Early on I think the jury asked the judge if they could convict him based on Sciorra's account.
This is in a word insane.
There's no physical evidence as far as I'm aware of at least in Sciorra's account, so convicting based on a teary story from an ACTRESS would have repercussions that would destroy society. You could literally be sent to prison for life if someone you knew twenty years ago decided to accuse you of rape. No evidence needed.
Having said that. Weinstein is a total scumbag and he probably did commit sexual assaults, but you need EVIDENCE. Someone needed to go to the police right after it happened and file a rape report. Apparently no one ever did.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (j3npP)
Wait what?
"Bernie Sanders Briefed By U.S. Officials That Russia Is
Trying To Help His Presidential Campaign"
Let me guess: Dem's "No big deal, carry on"
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (Ewo9R)
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Moderate Democrat just means Democrat voters primarily interested in electability.
This group of voters saw Bloomberg had huge vulnerabilities.
Elizabeth Warren baiting him into releasing women from their NDAs and Bloomberg refusing was a complete game changer. It was like Harvey Weinstein up there.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (sjTfF)
Pretend you're going to make someone a star if they sleep with you. He's basically guilty of soliciting prostitutes.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM
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There is a guy who posts videos of his "interviews" of women for pron videos. He has no affiliation with any adult film studio and has absolutely nothing to do with anyone in the pron industry but he gets these women to strip and have sex with him on video as part of the interview.
He just puts ads out on the internet and they seek him out.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 04:32 PM (P6GBI)
Don't kid yourself that that transaction initiation only went one way. There are chick who'll blow you for Mardi Gras beads.
Posted by: Vanya at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (H5ZlJ)
Triggered?
What a girl. Nut up, Dan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Leetha Weapons at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (Zz0t1)
He's the kind of guy who thinks you shouldn't put all your icons on the left side of the screen so he fires anyone in the company who does it. He has what he thinks is the right way to do everything -- for everyone's good -- and he'll order everyone to do it that way OR PAY. Even when he doesn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (HmZuC)
yeag, like he's not gay
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (tkNkP)
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Always wit da High Hat!
Always high-hattin' me!
Posted by: Obama at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (Eicbe)
A bit like Heath Ledger Joker, you look at his results and decide that luck cannot explain it.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (sr6r4)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (KNsKs)
What a girl. Nut up, Dan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (+lVUW)
Pfeiffer forgot the "Dear Diary..."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
Let bygones be bygones. Buddy (Catholic) and I were de Molay.
Posted by: Science at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (XathI)
I wonder what the real mayor of NYC during that horrific time in our nation's history has to say about that?
That pretty much makes Mini Mike a sociopath, which is the next to last quality any normal person wants in a politician. WTFF is it with Progs that compels them to lie with such ease?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:38 PM (HaL55)
He just puts ads out on the internet and they seek him out.
Posted by: Mr. Scott
Fake Casting Couch.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (9uM86)
Posted by: Union Station Shoeshine dude at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
And the Catholic Church and young boys.
Posted by: Oprah at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh no, plenty of those priests love young boys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Lapsed Catholic at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (sr6r4)
What a girl. Nut up, Dan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (+lVUW)
Triggered has now become just a stale word you say, divorced of any real significance. The hip will be dropping it soon for something fresh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (hLRSq)
Trump is the opposite of a non-planner.
Posted by: Ann at February 21, 2020 04:40 PM (NDO5Q)
It doesn't help if that asshole's face looks like my ballsack.
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 04:40 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 04:40 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:34 PM (sy5kK)
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It kind of curtailed cathedral-building.
Posted by: Obama at February 21, 2020 04:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:40 PM (XathI)
And we lose to these people?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
The Washington Generals are supposed to lose. It's written in the script.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (AD3JT)
What a girl. Nut up, Dan.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (+lVUW)
Triggered has now become just a stale word you say, divorced of any real significance. The hip will be dropping it soon for something fresh.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (hLRSq)
Triggered is like a gun !! oh my !!! whaaaaaa
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (M+Lyo)
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Yeah, can't argue either point.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 04:39 PM (sr6r4)
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Russians, Muslims and Israelis probably have them on the right side.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (GbPPJ)
Guiliani was carrying him in his pocket
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
__________________
To me, in this day and age, if you don't go to the police within a few days of a rape happening, my default response is you're lying and it's a shakedown.
And if you have reliable evidence a relationship was continuing after an alleged rape, I think the person making the accusation should be charged and imprisoned.
I'm sure Weinstein crossed the line some times, I think he's scum, but I really think a lot of this was basically a contractual relationship and some women want a refund.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Jean at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Pope Francis at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (sWM8x)
The #MeToo gals were just cutting out the middleman.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (ke/4u)
Posted by: roscoe at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (Tnijr)
I put my icons all around the edge of my screen because it would never do to cover the best part of Miss January's landscape.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (HmZuC)
@NatashaBertrand
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)
"Just what do you think I am?"
"We've already established that, madam. Now we're just negotiating the price."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (9uM86)
Don't kid yourself that that transaction initiation only went one way. There are chick who'll blow you for Mardi Gras beads.
No really son I am glad you found yourself in New Orleans but I have no interest in how you got all those beads.
Posted by: Slow Steve at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (Pgcou)
And then Trump showed me what winning is really supposed to look like.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (H8QX8)
This group of voters saw Bloomberg had huge vulnerabilities.
Elizabeth Warren baiting him into releasing women from their NDAs and Bloomberg refusing was a complete game changer. It was like Harvey Weinstein up there.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (sjTfF)
I saw a clip of Warren reading one of the NDA's. She's a frickin lawyer, she is trying to use an NDA, which is in use everywhere in corporate America for all kinds of contracts, to force Mike Bloomberg to cough up all of his legal agreements to the public. Those NDA's would have been signed after a payment was agreed to by both Bloomberg and the woman complaining. There isn't a corporation or even a mid size company in the USA that doesn't have signed NDA's with payment in order to close a lawsuit or lawsuit threat, whether it had merit or not. Bloomberg didn't handle it well at all, but he should have lit into her about whether she had executed NDA's on behalf of her clients when she was representing large corporations. Something probably a lot of her supporters don't know.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (fip+5)
by hook or by crook ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Science at February 21, 2020 04:36 PM (XathI)
Why THANK you.
Posted by: Leetha Weapons at February 21, 2
I assume that comment was directed at alexthechick.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (gd9RK)
there's some secret deal between him and Hillary.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 04:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:44 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
Also, an elderly fake Indian took his scalp on national tv.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:44 PM (+lVUW)
fucking retard, smiling and laughing like a moron instead of even trying
to make an argument.
Ryan made the mistake of thinking he was doing an actual debate and
didn't react great but in no way did Biden "win" anywhere than in the
media.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Let's put this shit to bed. Let's be done with it.
Biden won that debate by the only measure that matters - the court of public opinion. And it wasn't close. That is the only measure that matters.
But - as a practical matter, and Jack - this applies to you. It doesn't fucking matter how confident you are in your facts and figures, if the audience doesn't believe your fundamentals. We're not talking math here. Math is not up for debate. Everything else is interpretation and up for debate.
And as a debate - Paul Ryan got schooled by an old man that called Bullshit and Paul Ryan didn't have the nuts to call Bullshit back.
Advantage - Biden. That's how shit works in the real world.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (vXVSV)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (d7Ww2)
After 9/11 everyone wanted Giuliani to run for a third term, but he was big enough to say no. Bloomberg imagined himself as indispensable and got the law repealed.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (KqEFY)
Bloomberg says three women can be released from non-disclosure agreements related to complaints about statements he made personally https://reut.rs/2ujZyG9
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (aKsyK)
>>Biden won that debate by the only measure that matters - the court of public opinion. And it wasn't close. That is the only measure that matters.
No Scogg, he didn't.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mini Mike at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (Orx/W)
there's some secret deal between him and Hillary.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 04:44 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Hillary runs if there's even the faintest whiff of a court summons from Barr.
As for Obama, he's too arrogant to admit that he's just as much of a loser out of office as he was when he was in office.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (RIAR/)
Which is part of the explanation about why it is an amoral cess pit.
You ever wonder why only rats and cockroaches live in the sewer? Well, one reason is they are the only things that fit through the grate. Same with hollywood.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Winston at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (RyWXu)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (sWM8x)
Rodrigo de Borja liked fertile age women.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (QK2QM)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:44 PM (+lVUW)
mocking a sin
Posted by: REDACTED at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (rpxSz)
Reagan once won a debate just by chuckling and saying "There you go again." rather than making an actual rebuttal.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 04:46 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (Orx/W)
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
They dated in college.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah, except he destroyed the careers of the women who refused. Some, he raped and THEN destroyed their careers (see: Annabella Sciora) That's more than just prostitution.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (VNfwt)
What did AB Stoddard say that has Trump so riled up?
I know she hates him, but what did she specifically say or do that's making Trump single her out?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (CqE5x)
@HeshmatAlavi 11h
Feb 21 - #Iran coronavirus #UPDATE
-"Suspected" patient (woman, 79 years-old) dies in Saveh
-Body transferred to Tehran for testing
-Unofficial reports indicate 12 Iranians have so far died from the illness
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (ILS6+)
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:43 PM (fip+5)
Good point. Warren did a nice job of making an NDA sound like a confession of rape and Bloomberg looked like a deer in the headlights. His "bad joke" explanatino just made it worse.
It would be great for someone to have a few of Warrent's NDA's handy in the next debate. Let them all go down.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (Ed8Zd)
As for Obama, he's too arrogant to admit that he's just as much of a loser out of office as he was when he was in office.
Posted by: Winston at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (RyWXu)
who knew?
now Pope Benedict XVI) reiterated the ban on Catholics joining the Masons: "The Church's negative position on Masonic association ... remain unaltered, since their principles have always been regarded as irreconcilable with the Church's doctrine. Hence, joining them remains prohibited by the Church. Catholics enrolled in Masonic associations are involved in serious sin and may not approach holy Communion." Neither this declaration nor the 1983 Code of Canon Law imposed the penalty of excommunication on Catholics belonging to the Masons. However, the Holy See has upheld that belonging to freemasonry and participating in its rituals is a mortal sin which prevents one from receiving holy Communion.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (XathI)
..
Muahahaha
Posted by: DNC at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (BIGfR)
@NatashaBertrand
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)
************
Well he did Honeymoon in the Soviet Union.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (Pgcou)
>>Biden won that debate by the only measure that matters - the court of public opinion. And it wasn't close. That is the only measure that matters.
No Scogg, he didn't.
Posted by: JackStraw
there's no way to know either way since I didn't watch it. sorry folks.
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (GbPPJ)
My name is probably on 20+ NDAs at this point. NDAs are normal SOP in a lot of scenarios.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (I2dne)
Yep. I get a lot of bad press nowadays just because I had a few illegitimate children hanging around.
But you know what? I liked a) women who b) had actually gone through puberty, so that puts me one up on many I could name.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (cF8AT)
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Bloomberg continued "Yes, they're be released as soon as they pay back the financial consideration"
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (G0vdT)
fucking retard, smiling and laughing like a moron instead of even trying
to make an argument.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:37 PM (ZLI7S)
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I used to agree. But Scott Adams opened my eyes, in reference to Trump, that the game is *status* and not *propriety*.
I can make an argument. But an argument is just a way to get credence--i.e. status. Being right is part of status, but status is all of status.
Paul Ryan was playing the serious wonk game and lost. Joe Biden was playing the Incredible Dick game and ... weirdly enough, won.
Which is why we needed Trump to shake us from our game of propriety, and show us how politics is won.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (Eicbe)
Hi and welcome to Hypocrisy Theater. Bloomberg should say he'll release his NDAs when Congrees does the same with their sexual assault cases.
God, this is just another situation where I really detest everyone involved and feel like I need to alternate between hysterical laughter, anger, and taking a shower.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (0OmEj)
Bloomberg says three women can be released from non-disclosure agreements related to complaints about statements he made personally https://reut.rs/2ujZyG9
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (cF8AT)
The Three who accepted the checks?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (CqE5x)
But Harv also would go after women and not take 'no' for an answer. That's not flirting and that's not business, that's his tiny chode raping a woman.
Fuck him, I hope he burns in Hell.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (l4C/z)
Bloomberg says three women can be released from non-disclosure agreements related to complaints about statements he made personally https://reut.rs/2ujZyG9
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (cF8AT)
These dummies never learn. So these three can be released, but not the ones in which he forced them into sexual favors? LOL, you know that is what Pocohontas will say next.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (fip+5)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (AgR7f)
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:42 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++++
I bet Bernie got a real defensive briefing instead of a watered-down version used for the purposes of spying. Just a hunch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (I2dne)
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
They dated in college.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21,
That is quite the dllemma for Mr. Socialist.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Lizzy at February
Evidence? Is that is thing?
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HALdu)
I think either Obama is sick of backing losing candidates so he's holding off until someone gets the nomination, or (what I really think)
there's some secret deal between him and Hillary.
Posted by: LASue
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That's intriguing, but unfortuantely for the Clintons, I don't see what hold they have over him anymore. He's got tens of millions from Netflix and whoever's publishing his (incredibly overdue, lolol!) book and he's got more love -- and more time to live, lolol again -- than the Clintons.
I think he *had* a deal with Hillary, but unfortunately for her (again, lololol!!!) he held up his end but there was only so much she could do with it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (G51Gf)
@NatashaBertrand
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I think this stems from the bullshit Bernie was spreading about his own supporters behaving badly and him blaming Russia. Sounds like the Shits in the "Intelligence Community" and Fake News are colluding with Bernie to sell this bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (VYGvH)
______
Which goes to show you that there's something good to say about everyone. Wish it were literally true. Really literal, not Biden-literal.
Posted by: Eeyore at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: x at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (nFwvY)
Yeah, but what do you think?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (VNfwt)
What did AB Stoddard say that has Trump so riled up?
I know she hates him, but what did she specifically say or do that's making Trump single her out?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:47 PM (CqE5x)
**********
Said he lost in the primary debates.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (zoyKY)
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Yeah, it was ridiculous. I rewatched part of it recently. Ryan would get a sentence or two in and Biden would be "can I respond?!".
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (Eicbe)
This will be OK on CNN within the next hour.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (Boy/L)
@Reuters
Bloomberg says three women can be released from non-disclosure agreements related to complaints about statements he made personally https://reut.rs/2ujZyG9
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (cF8AT)
The Three who accepted the checks?
Posted by: JoeF.
That's exactly what I thought!
He found 3 victims who agreed to be paid off.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (y7DUB)
And if you have reliable evidence a relationship was continuing after an alleged rape, I think the person making the accusation should be charged and imprisoned.
I'm sure Weinstein crossed the line some times, I think he's scum, but I really think a lot of this was basically a contractual relationship and some women want a refund.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:41 PM (sjTfF)
It has to be this way or no one is safe. No one, not even the women who think it's cool to do this.
When the Weinstein story broke a couple of years ago we were bombarded with all these stories about all these people suddenly and sheepishly saying yeah he's a scumbag he did X and Y and it's horrible. Well why didn't you say something earlier? You're not a hero you're a moral coward. You kept quiet because you wanted to get something from him.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (j3npP)
But Harv also would go after women and not take 'no' for an answer. That's not flirting and that's not business, that's his tiny chode raping a woman.
Fuck him, I hope he burns in Hell.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February
Should have had that in the evidence.
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 04:45 PM (ZLI7S)
And that right there is why you continue to be wrong.
My nic ain't "Scogg". But it is your way of saying "will someone rid me of this meddlesome nic" ?
Go get high. And read some more details of how Steiner will come.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (vXVSV)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (wiXsO)
I don't recall a single debate that Trump did not win at least according to the post-debate polls.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 21, 2020 04:49 PM (0OmEj)
He literally hates people--obese people, smokers, poor people. He can't hide it. He is just so superior to everyone.
It's funny. Trump is rich, he was a celebrity , and as a developer of high rise condos, he catered to the rich.
But he doesn't HATE people who aren't rich.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JoeF
She was on Cavuto and claimed Trump lost all of his debates. Trump flamed her and blinded her with science.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (VNfwt)
That's what I basically posted the other day. How could these doofuses not have prepared retorts to what would be the obvious attacks on them?
I'm thinking the reason is because they all think they are the smartest person in the room and it's not necessary. What a bunch of douche nozzles.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: Skip at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (ZCEU2)
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You make Fuck-you money.
If you run for President, you have to deep-vault the fuck-you part of it.
Posted by: Axeman at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (Eicbe)
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Good. I need all the help I can get.
Posted by: Bernie at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (XathI)
Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (sr6r4)
Who are the 2 they allege are being supported by Russia?
Same answer.
Trump and Sanders?
Take a bow.
Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (BIGfR)
He found 3 victims who agreed to be paid off.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 04
AGAIN
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (CqE5x)
You must be some kind of regular porn star!
Posted by: Fritz at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (ATCV4)
But you know what? I liked a) women who b) had actually gone through puberty, so that puts me one up on many I could name.
Puberty is a social construct.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 21, 2020 04:53 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (H8QX
I'm biased and thought Cruz won every debate.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:54 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 04:54 PM (XathI)
To be fair, some of it was probably fear.
Same as when Stalin died and Khrushchev was making his first big speech that trashed Stalin. He was going through some of Stalin's many crimes, when someone in the back yelled "And why didn't you say something?"
Khrushchev: "Who said that?"
(silence)
Khrushchev (bellowing in rage): "WHO. SAID. THAT?"
(silence)
Khrushchev: "And now you know why I didn't say anything."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 04:54 PM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:54 PM (wiXsO)
@NatashaBertrand
Breaking from WaPo: Bernie Sanders briefed by U.S. officials that Russia is trying to help his presidential campaign. Not clear what form the interference has taken
Posted by: JackStraw
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Establishment Dems are making shit up to keep Bernie out. Too hilarious.
Of course Natasha Bertrand hunches over her phone, eyes wide, face set, mouth tight, and tweets it out before anyone else! The MSNBC anchor desk will have her on as soon as she freshens her makeup.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:54 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 04:51 PM (H8QX
+++++++++++
That's precisely Trump's point. This one is an obvious lie, depending on bias and the memory hole to survive. Trump reopened the memory hole and pointed out the bias.
It is a lie so transparent and easily debunked that it seems to have *really* pissed off Trump. And if it is like his CO rally, he'll finish taking down Stoddard and then broaden the brush to target the entire press establishment for the same kind of shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (I2dne)
they are the smartest person in the room and it's not necessary. What a
bunch of douche nozzles.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (zoyKY)
Very few that make it to the top have a slave in their chariot whispering "all fame is fleeting".
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (vXVSV)
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Yes. You can find it at TMZ or the National Enquirer. Social media is a good place to pick it up also.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (fip+5)
No doubt his response was "'bout time."
Posted by: Boswell at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: JoeF
She was on Cavuto and claimed Trump lost all of his debates. Trump flamed her and blinded her with science.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (VNfwt)
i'm surprised trump is making something of this. Who cares who won the debates?
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
The very fact that he thought doing the debate would increase his chances should disqualify him. Unless he just wanted to prove he could buy his way into it, just for the hell of it.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Democrat Books at February 21, 2020 04:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: redridinghood
And we STILL can't get an arrest.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 04:56 PM (9uM86)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
It's about controlling the narrative.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 21, 2020 04:56 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Yes. You can find it at TMZ or the National Enquirer. Social media is a good place to pick it up also.
Posted by: Jen the original at February
E V I D E N C E
was it introduced into the court as EVIDENCE? was somebody under oath?
EVIDENCE
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:56 PM (CqE5x)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)"
Are you really surprised at this point? Look, Trump is what he is.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 21, 2020 04:25 PM (9PtLS)
Well, I like a good hot piss on my face so, yeah, I open my mouth.
Posted by: Barack Obama at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (oTuGd)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
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He's building his case against the press, if what I saw in his CO rally is any indication. He brought out poll after poll after poll to trash Stoddard's obvious lie, then widened the field and started going after the entire press establishment.
He's using Stoddard as an object lesson and an example, but the theme is broader.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (G51Gf)
Someone was triggered by a Bloomberg action?! And he/she/whatever is a card-carrying snowflake? Doesn't this mean Bloomberg gets expelled from the Democrat Party, is ineligible to ever return to the Democrat Party to complete his campaign studies and campaign, gets a black mark on his permanent record to keep other political parties from admitting him, and he has to pay half his net worth to the complaining individual?
Posted by: Gref at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (AMIL/)
Looking forward to a pee-pee tape!
Posted by: m at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet!
It could be replaced with a tearful, "It was hurtful."
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:50 PM (HALdu)
Yes. You can find it at TMZ or the National Enquirer. Social media is a good place to pick it up also.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (fip+5)
You are correct. Sometimes also its found in unsolicited letters from unknown persons full of lay opinion and hearsay.
Posted by: Judge Amy B. Jackson at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (Ed8Zd)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
No slight left unaddressed. That's been Trump's way forever. It's not something I like but the proof's in the pudding. He's President and I'm not.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (zoyKY)
And I really need to go to the grocery store...but I don't wanna.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (cF8AT)
The real part of the Intelligence briefing was that Russia was trying to sow conflict and discord.
The NYT (via Schiff) trimmed that story down to 'Russia Helping Trump.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (oVJmc)
*stares bleakly into the distance*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (GbPPJ)
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Oof. Man, I'm old.
Posted by: bluebell -
BOTH of you are KIDS !
Posted by: JT at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (arJlL)
The fact that (to my kniwledge) no Pope has taken this strong a stance against pro-abortion beliefs sickens me.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (i0wNm)
The very fact that he thought doing the debate would increase his chances should disqualify him. Unless he just wanted to prove he could buy his way into it, just for the hell of it.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Man imagine if you had 60 billion dollars and decided to burn the Dems to the ground just for lulz. I'd bribe everyone and show up to the debate in a grimy bathrobe and slippers with a beer and a cigar and just guffaw and smirk all night. If I said anything it would be after someone else spewed out a bunch of nonsense and I'd do the Pesci Everything that person said is bullshit line.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (i0wNm)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February
meh, not sure he would get all weeweed up about
Posted by: not so at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (wiXsO)
then broaden the brush to target the entire press establishment for the
same kind of shit.
Already did that, he went off on NBC/Comcast, bragged about his show, and then segued into how Mark Barnett mentioned to him that the current campaign is 100x better than all reality shows combined, and then elaborated on that - he is killing it.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jen the original
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Which means these 3 will get a huge payday after the primary/election for saying they were just shaking Bloomberg down for money when they sued him the first time.
People like Bloomberg created this monster, so I can't sympathize, but do I really believe Bloomberg was some sexual predator at the workplace? No.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 04:59 PM (sjTfF)
Nope, sorry. Biden displayed his ass like a primate and didn't win anything.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 21, 2020 04:59 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at February 21, 2020 05:00 PM (QK2QM)
I guess no one would believe the Russians are tryng to help Kloby.
Posted by: f'd at February 21, 2020 05:00 PM (Tnijr)
Funny how they are so perceptive of each other, but not of themselves.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 21, 2020 05:00 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:48 PM (zoyKY)
...........
Drunk and laughing like a hyena. Scoff, scoff, oh hardy har har.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JoeF
She was on Cavuto and claimed Trump lost all of his debates. Trump flamed her and blinded her with science.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (VNfwt)
i'm surprised trump is making something of this. Who cares who won the debates?
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
Has she admitted she was dead wrong? If not, I think he should keep at it. The more he proves the press is full of shit (including Fox), even on objectively verifiable facts, the better.
Posted by: LASue at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (Ed8Zd)
Trump an hour ago, said it's "disinformation" that "Putin wants to make sure I get elected." Adds: "Listen to this. So doesn't he want to see who the Democrat's going to be. Wouldn't he rather have let's say Bernie? Wouldn't he rather have Bernie who honeymooned in Moscow"
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (cF8AT)
That's exactly the point people are trying to make, I think.
Yeah, on a purely intellectual level, Cruz is going to mop the floor with just about anyone in a debate.
But that's not how debates are actually won.
The historical precedent that comes to mind is JFK v. Nixon. Nixon came on TV with bad makeup, sweat, and a five o'clock shadow. Kennedy was impeccably groomed.
Afterward, people who'd listened to the debate on the radio thought Nixon had won, while people who saw it on TV thought Kennedy had won.
It's not just about the debating skills (I mean, Nixon probably had 30 IQ points on Kennedy, after all).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (Ewo9R)
something I like but the proof's in the pudding. He's President and I'm
not.
Well, there's always the Bush/Karl Rove approach of not fighting back and saying "history will judge me."
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (bDqIh)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)"
Are you really surprised at this point? Look, Trump is what he is.
Posted by: Broseidon
___________
This the stuff I cringe at...and then remember the alternative is someone like Paul Ryan that knew how to lose in a really classy way.
I would love a candidate that had Trump's warrior instinct, but was less thin-skinned when some gnat insults him.
Posted by: Blago at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2
I hope so but probably not.
Posted by: Wut at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (BIGfR)
forever. It's not something I like but the proof's in the pudding.
He's President and I'm not.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (zoyKY)
Any accusation you let them make without a rebuttal is true.
Trump understands. "Pick Your Battles" is only for those that want to fight less.
Some here like to think that someone calling your mama' a whore don't make it so. That's bullshit. Someone calling your mama' a whore is them calling for a fight.
Oblige them - or your mama' is a whore in Wal-Mart, church, and anywhere else she goes. At least, if you lose the fight, mama' ain't a whore.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (vXVSV)
Posted by: steevy at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (bDqIh)
There's a sweet spot in between IMHO.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (zoyKY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 21, 2020 05:02 PM (l9m7l)
Don't be so quick to interpret what it means when Fake News is "reporting" that Bernie is getting briefed on Russian interference.
Sounds like bullshit, to me -- like it's a ploy to provide cover for bad actors within the Bernie campaign.
Keep in mind, 99.999% of "Russian meddling" is nothing in reality. There really is no Russian meddling. And, yet, our corrupt "intel community" still pushes the notion and still searches for it...and still pretends to find it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (VYGvH)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet!
.........
I learn all the latest schnizzle from my 13 year old grandson.
And he would laugh at me for saying schnizzle.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: roscoe at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (WX+x0)
The dozens and dozens of Bloomberg - Obama ads on TV and radio tell me Obama thinks the world of China Mike.
You mean this isn't true?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 21, 2020 04:14 PM (sy5kK)
_________
When the sun finally sets on a sleepy little man
Down around Xi's Turnpike
And the folks are votin' in another state
Round about their phones
The voters of Wuhan are strange
And they're proud of Little Bloomie's name
Well, you're talkin bout China Mike
Oh, oh, oh ... oh, China Mike!
Posted by: ShainS at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (CESUr)
"Mike Would Have Dinner Parties And Piss All Over Obama"
See what a great guy Mike is?
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 21, 2020 04:13 PM (Tnijr)
Which Mike?
Posted by: Flyover MAGA Farmer who raises chickens at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (Rbu5d)
Instead Bloomie has clogged the center lane, increasing the odds of Bernie getting the nomination and Trump winning 40 states and taking back the House
God works in mysterious ways
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (RUEc6)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (7Fj9P)"
Thus, the true problem with collectivism. People are quite charitable - but they're also very gullible and dumb.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Townhall has an the case of a woman that Bloomberg tried to force to sign an NDA and she wasn't even an employee, her husband was. It has nothing to do with sex but it does give a pretty good example of the way Bloomberg uses threats and intimidation to get his way.
Not a good look.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (ZLI7S)
Biden says he was arrested in South Africa in the 1970s with America's UN ambassador, Andrew Young, while they tried to visit Nelson Mandela.
The only thing is Young is saying it never happened and Biden's campaign is refusing to clarify the discrepancy.
Posted by: Tami at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: eleven at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (QLPEO)
It's not just about the debating skills (I mean, Nixon probably had 30 IQ points on Kennedy, after all).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:01 PM (Ewo9R)
++++++++++++++
I hated Obama. Hated him. The site of his face and the sound of his voice made me want to do bad things. I knew this visceral response made watching or listening to an address useless. I wanted to know what was going on, but I was blindered.
After his first SOTU, I decided to quit watching or listening in real time. I would read every one of his addresses when they were published. It was the only way I could find to actually digest what he said - I had to eliminate the visceral.
The visceral counts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (I2dne)
The great thing about Bloomberg is that, if he was gay like Pete B., he'd be able to give blowjobs without kneeling or even needing to bend over.
Posted by: zombie at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 21, 2020 05:04 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Vlad Pootin at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 21, 2
I hope so but probably not.
Posted by: Wut
Why would you hope so? The "kid" is 19 and an actor. It was flat out fraud.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (9uM86)
He won the election.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 21, 2020 04:55 PM (CqE5x)
Never miss an opportunity to expose fake news.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: EveR at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (ZZDMQ)
Of course, Bloomberg paid Obama good money to receive the Golden Showers in front of his guests.
Still, Obama resented him for it.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (9wmyx)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (mVeAY)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 21, 2020 04:57 PM (G51Gf)
We need a brawler to finish the job.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (XathI)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (Ewo9R)
Stuff like that.
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)
The real part of the Intelligence briefing was that Russia was trying to sow conflict and discord.
The NYT (via Schiff) trimmed that story down to 'Russia Helping Trump.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 21, 2020 04:58 PM (oVJmc)
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That's exactly what happened. Maybe it was a trap set by Trump?
Posted by: WisRich at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Vlad Pootin at February 21, 2020 05:05 PM (sWM8x)
.........
Hips for child bearing, yes?
Posted by: wth at February 21, 2020 05:07 PM (v0R5T)
It's not a cease fire when only one side stops firing, that's called surrendering.
Trump groks that, and recognized early on that a lot of us 'normies' out here in the hinterlands do too. Which is why he's President and will be reelected.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 21, 2020 05:08 PM (48RE5)
Just a guess: Trump is refusing to let the MSM let the current loser Dem candidates off the hook for their poor performance (with her 'well, Trump did poorly in debates but he still got elected'), and he's also prepping the battlespace/narrative for the general election when he has to debate one of them.
So much of what Trump does, what he HAS to do, is kill their lastest narrative in its crib. Otherwise, you get the hurricane Katrina treatment, whichh IIRC, was just commemorated on its 10 year anniversary will all of the BUSH FAILED narrative repeated, now part of the official historical interpretation of events.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 21, 2020 05:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: piratepatch at February 21, 2020 05:11 PM (taXNc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 21, 2020 05:03 PM (VYGvH)
Before the Red Scare part deux, they were living in fear of right-wing domestic extremism aka Breitbart commenters. They'll keep milking this "interference" as hard and as long as they can because it inflates their egos and their pocketbooks.
Posted by: Sjg at February 21, 2020 05:16 PM (gDSJf)
I like IKE!
Posted by: Mike at February 21, 2020 05:42 PM (LilNs)
They're hell bent on erasing separation of powers and aim to make the executive branch a creature of the House.
Posted by: torabora at February 21, 2020 05:55 PM (ke/4u)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at February 21, 2020 04:52 PM (VNfwt)
i'm surprised trump is making something of this. Who cares who won the debates?
He won the election.
--
He's got better things to talk about. But really, all he needed to say in response to her was, "apparently the American people thought so, AB."
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (JoUsr)
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