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America is finally ready for a rich white president
If SNL weren't run by a bunch of talentless biased hacks, they would readily see how an on point parody of "Green Acres", using Bloomberg and team as cast, would effortlessly write itself. Of course, Bloomy in the Eddie Arnold protagonist role. A fish out of water -- such an apt fit for Mike "Is it BLOOM or BLUM" Bloomberg. Just Act Naturally...And remember that the idea of Hillary as his running mate was floated.
Hillary as Eva, utilizing her constant supply of misused and patronizing dialects, so that she can more easily pretend to communicate with deplorable folk as they gum their oatmeal for dinner. How about the very attractive Leslie Jones in the Hillary role?Good idea. Got to keep up with casting trends in Hollywood. I'm sure that couple would be a real natural in a little on-stage farming community.
Bri Stelter as Arnold the Pig. Period. Joe Biden as Fred Ziffel, owner of Arnold the Pig, along with wife, Doris.Which of the other candidates could be Doris?
I see George Soros in a dynamic cameo appearance as Mr. Haney. He's a perfect Mr. Fix kinda character. He's just clearing paths for the future of the South. Yep, yep, yeppers. And lastly, for this SNL parody of a "Green Acres" Reunion episode, Ralph Monroe as 1st gay person in the history of Hooterville. History made in Hooterville -- somewhat profound, in retrospect.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: French Jeton at February 22, 2020 11:32 AM (9Nrxu)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:33 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, LOL, get fucked at February 22, 2020 11:33 AM (T8HPM)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:34 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: yenta at February 22, 2020 11:34 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 22, 2020 11:34 AM (0ReGO)
Posted by: KT at February 22, 2020 11:34 AM (BVQ+1)
Porque necesito mucho dinero!
Posted by: yenta at February 22, 2020 11:35 AM (G546f)
Posted by: henry at February 22, 2020 11:35 AM (J3Rfi)
The millennials who so badly write SNL think anything older than 2001 is ancient history. They don't have the awareness of a 50 year old sitcom.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:36 AM (G546f)
Posted by: KT at February 22, 2020 11:34 AM (BVQ+
Stormy weather?
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:36 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 waiting for her Bloomberg check at February 22, 2020 11:37 AM (G546f)
(Mirror Universe Forrest Gump)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 11:38 AM (m45I2)
It rained last night, a little, but usually around here, it's transformer trouble somewhere. Longer outages are usually because someone ran into a power pole.
Posted by: KT at February 22, 2020 11:38 AM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:39 AM (G546f)
1. Dig a hole
2. Drop in a seed
3. Cover with dirt
4. Water
5. Pretty soon a cornstalk.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 11:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 11:40 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 11:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jeb ! at February 22, 2020 11:41 AM (786Ro)
You would only assume the Bloomy was in his because it would be empty and just a voice. But there would be at least 2 different boxes for Warren. One of them would be in full Indian headdress.
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 11:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Twenty-something Writers at SNL at February 22, 2020 11:41 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: AOC at February 22, 2020 11:42 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2020 11:42 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at February 22, 2020 11:42 AM (rxdfD)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 11:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: zefal at February 22, 2020 11:43 AM (PzC9a)
1. Dig a hole
2. Drop in a seed
3. Cover with dirt
4. Water
5. Pretty soon a cornstalk.
Posted by: Muldoon
==
Q. why are Dems bad at farming?
A. Coz when they dig a hole, they can't stop digging
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:43 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2020 11:44 AM (hku12)
drop in a bloomturd
cover with cash
have an old scold piss on it
pretty soon a turd blooms
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 11:44 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Hands at February 22, 2020 11:45 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Adriane the Getting Unhealthily Cynical Critic ... at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: BUTTPLUG at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:47 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 11:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
No way! Arnold had smarts ...
Posted by: Adriane the Getting Unhealthily Cynical Critic ... at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (LPnfS)
Fine so we use Jonah, po-tay-to, po-tah-to
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:48 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 11:48 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2020 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
Well, should they? I'm nearly 50 and I don't remember much about Green Acres, frankly. Very few people in their audience will know that show or get any of the references. SNL is a show very much fixed in it's age demographic of 18-29.
Posted by: I Have Questions at February 22, 2020 11:48 AM (ZhFYR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 11:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
And Buttisface is the only one not leaning on it! Crazy old
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:49 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 11:49 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 11:49 AM (vd8XM)
Bloomers seems more like Mr Drucker the shopkeeper than Oliver Wendel Douglas
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (Dc2NZ)
In fairness to SNL, they took a huge leap in quality this year, it's still bad but they did fire Leslie Jones.
Posted by: lowandslow at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:53 AM (G546f)
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 11:51 AM (X/Pw5)
He'd be ok as Lisa "Dahling I love yah, but give me park avenue"
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:53 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 11:55 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (Ry8mf)
Gladys Kravitz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mdFctlvB3w
Posted by: BurtTC at February 22, 2020 11:55 AM (hku12)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2020 11:55 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:56 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 11:56 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 11:56 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 11:58 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 11:59 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at February 22, 2020 11:59 AM (dQF3z)
Posted by: French Jeton at February 22, 2020 11:32 AM
~~
Hola French! How about a 'beef taco"?
Posted by: you can call me Liz--Warren at February 22, 2020 12:00 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 12:00 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 11:56 AM (WI7YS)
There is a clip, but I don't think it's from SNL. I believe it's from some charity show.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:00 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at February 22, 2020 12:01 PM (d9Cw3)
"Somebody I deeply respected and considered a friend Phil Haney - a DHS whistleblower during the Obama Admin was apparently killed yesterday in Southern California. Pray for his family and pray they find the person who murdered him. Still trying to get confirmation on details."
If I remember correctly, he was the one who exposed Obama's ties to Muslim Brotherhood, and also reported that his many years of work investigating terror cells in the U.S. was purged from the system.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2020 12:01 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: EveR at February 22, 2020 12:01 PM (ZZDMQ)
RE: Paper ballots. Nothing wrong with paper.
Utah election auditor apparently thinks she is smarter than the MIT researchers, knows nothing about computer security, can't think outside of the box, and seems to be unaware of the post office. Yet she is confident the benefits outweigh the risks.
From https://tinyurl.com/uhp7jnl
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But Amelia Powers Gardner, a Utah County, Utah, election auditor who supervised her county's rollout of the Voatz system for disabled voters and service members deployed overseas, told CoinDesk that at least some of the bugs the researchers found cannot be exploited in practice.
"[The researchers] weren't able to substantiate these claims because they were never able to actually connect to the Voatz server," Powers Gardner said. "So in theory they claim that they may have been able to do these things, and only on the Android version, not the Apple version."
She said the MIT researchers' effort comes from "what ifs, and perhaps, and maybes that, frankly, just haven't panned out," and that the app had since been patched.
For Powers Gardner, Voatz's benefits far outweigh any security risks. She said the software is a far better alternative for otherwise disenfranchised voting groups than the current technological solution: email.
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:02 PM (dYtpd)
They used to like Trump before he ran on the Republican ticket.
https://tinyurl.com/vks46to
And in what venue was Bloomberg playing Mary Poppins?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 12:03 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 22, 2020 12:03 PM (A+M5E)
Jeb had just no personality
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:47 AM
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And he was an open borders fanatic.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 22, 2020 12:03 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Amy Klobuchar at February 22, 2020 11:46 AM (Ry8mf)
You're too far to the right.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:03 PM (ghFVE)
I'm the only one on this stage that would never do that...I AM 'Minnesota nice'.
Posted by: Amy from Minnie-soda at February 22, 2020 12:04 PM (Roy2Z)
they are precariously close to alienating him
to the point where he will pick up his football
and go home
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 12:05 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 12:05 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 11:56 AM (ONvIw)
I have always misheard that as "Good to dear life."
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:06 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Ozzy at February 22, 2020 12:06 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:07 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:07 PM (m45I2)
Well, we actually have Trump singing Green Acres.
https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM
And I lurve Melania, but I really wish she would just come to the microphone and say:
"Olly-verrr! The hots-cakes are ready!"
Just get it out of everyone's system.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)
he is waiting too long to speak out against the way far left
when he does, as in Nanzi's case, it will be too late
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Clint gave us the Empty Chair, went way out on a limb for us. I give him a pass for now.
Posted by: t-bird
No. He went out on a limb for Mitt Romney.
That, my friends, is what's known as "a tell".
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 22, 2020 12:09 PM (CUU+W)
And in what venue was Bloomberg playing Mary Poppins?
Broadway.
Also in 'The Little Mermaid.'
And he's a stiff in both.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2020 12:09 PM (oVJmc)
Stone is trying to get the Judge thrown off the case and he has a really good rationale.
The Judge will be one who decides if the Jury Forman, who was clearly biased, tainted the Jury.
But the Judge, in her long remarks during the sentencing blew it and said the 'jury served with integrity'.
Thus showing her bias on that very pertinent legal question, because she has already made a statement on the subject, before hearing any evidence on the question.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:10 PM (NgKpN)
he is waiting too long to speak out against the way far left
when he does, as in Nanzi's case, it will be too late
Posted by: REDACTED
That's the trouble with "no enemies to the Left". If you're not as far Left as the other guy...the other guy doesn't see you as "Left". Guess what that means...
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 22, 2020 12:10 PM (CUU+W)
https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)
omg
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:10 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Hillary! It really is my turn, beyotches! at February 22, 2020 12:11 PM (+28h2)
Posted by: Hillary! It really is my turn, beyotches! at February 22, 2020 12:11 PM (+28h2)
yeah, y'are
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:11 PM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2020 12:12 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:12 PM (QZCjk)
Now mentally swap out Trump for Bloomberg...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (m45I2)
https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Good sense of humor, wonderful showman
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 12:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 11:36 AM (G546f)
Para ni pata.
Pato. Quack.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:15 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 12:16 PM (ONvIw)
For Powers Gardner, Voatz's benefits far outweigh any security risks. She said the software is a far better alternative for otherwise disenfranchised voting groups than the current technological solution: email.
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:02 PM (dYtpd)
Anything connected to the internet will be eventually hacked.
Just as every code can be broken given enough time and effort.
Its all a question of whether the time and resources are worth the goal.
And I would say, deciding who is the most powerful Politician in the World? is a goal most would got to great lengths to attain.
(Oh, and for background, Retired USN Electronic Tech, where I dealt with Cryptography, and the computers Command Centers, and after retirement was a longtime network engineer, who worked in security software development shops, as well as teaching IT security).
Lets just say I know way to much about computers, to trust their security.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:18 PM (QZCjk)
Clint gave us the Empty Chair, went way out on a limb for us. I give him a pass for now.
Posted by: t-bird
No. He went out on a limb for Mitt Romney.
That, my friends, is what's known as "a tell".
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 22, 2020 12:09 PM (CUU+W)
Well-stated, but still. Eastwood is 90 and has given us a lifetime of great film-making, both as an actor and director.
Yes, he supported Romney in '12----as did MOST of us.
But he still put himself on the chopping block for dissing the Messiah.
I refuse to be like the Left and discard people for wrong-think.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:18 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2020 12:18 PM (FsgBK)
Now mentally swap out Trump for Bloomberg...
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (m45I2)
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My boss spent half a day with PDT not long ago, had breakfast, played a round of golf and wrapped up with lunch. Said he is funny and cool as you can imagine.
Posted by: Weasel at February 22, 2020 12:19 PM (MVjcR)
https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Good sense of humor, wonderful showman
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (ONvIw)
The SNL episode he hosted was the best in years.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:19 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:18 PM (QZCjk)
Megan Mullally
Posted by: Me at February 22, 2020 12:19 PM (+bxw2)
Because they're both Urban/Rural fish-out-of-water conflict-of-culture constructs. Did one sort of copy the success of the other?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:20 PM (m45I2)
There are pictures from that debate where Squaw Liz is towering over Mini Mike. Of course Herve Villechaize might tower over him
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 12:20 PM (8EPFb)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 12:21 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 12:22 PM (vd8XM)
Looks li ke Green Acres before Beverly hillbillies, Petticoat junction before both.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 12:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:17 PM (NgKpN)
:s/computers/users/
It's trivial to implement encrypted/trusted transactions that can't be spoofed in transit or at rest. The time to brute-force can be on the order of trillions of years, barring realistic quantum computing. But the computers nor the math are not the weak link.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Weasel
********
Yup, can totally see that. And there's where Bloomberg's calculation falls apart. It takes something more than a few billion bucks and a Twitter account to capture the WH.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (m45I2)
https://youtu.be/00bGPhETXXM
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:08 PM (ZfRYq)
Good sense of humor, wonderful showman
Posted by: CN at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (ONvIw)
Parody.
Green new deal is the place to be
Dark age living is the life for me
Blackouts going out so far and wide
Gotta Leave Manhattan and move to the countryside.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (NgKpN)
Because they're both Urban/Rural fish-out-of-water conflict-of-culture constructs. Did one sort of copy the success of the other?
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:20 PM (m45I2)
The success of The Andy Griffith Show probably begat that whole slew of corny rural shows that dominated all the network programming lineups--especially CBS--right up until The Great Rural Purge when it went from Beverly Hillbillies to All in the Family virtually over night.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (CqE5x)
"It occurs to me that while an open borders totalitarian, Bloomers is the
only one not a Marxist. Even Buttie's papa was a dyed in the wool
Marxist who literally 'wrote the book' on Gramsci. A despicable bunch"
A distinction without a difference. Bloomie, like all the others, thinks that he's one of the "elite" who should have the power to tell us peasants how we should live our lives. He may not share their Marxist label, but he definitely shares their contempt for us.
Posted by: Brown Line at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (S6ArX)
This goes way back.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (w7KSn)
A whim away.
A whim away.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2020 12:23 PM (TGayj)
Well put.
I always warn people that if we were to vote on the internet, hackers would choose our politicians.
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:24 PM (dYtpd)
My guess is that today, it was a problem with a transformer that caused the power outage. Neighbor called and said hers was out, too. We have had transformer fires on our road in the past.
Posted by: KT at February 22, 2020 12:24 PM (BVQ+1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2020 12:24 PM (kQGM0)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (gd9RK)
http://alturl.com/adqud
This is soo Trump. And he gets it. He is in on the joke.
Imagine any Dem trying to do this.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (ZfRYq)
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Toss in Bloomberg? Of course! Dwarf tossing goes well with brats and beer.
Posted by: henry at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Looks li ke Green Acres before Beverly hillbillies, Petticoat junction before both.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 12:22 PM (ZCEU2)
Nope.
Beverly Hillbillies--1962
Petticoat Junction -1963
Green Acres -1965
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (CqE5x)
Beverly Hillbillies
Posted by: Bruce
Looks like Green Acres
Posted by: Skip
********
Ah, the Horde! Occasionally wrong, never uncertain.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:26 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (QZCjk)
Petticoat Junction -1963
Green Acres -1965
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (CqE5x)
ALL created by the same guy--Paul Henning, who actually grew up on a farm
GA was spun off from PJ
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2020 12:28 PM (kQGM0)
In my opinion, we need to charge people for this.
Intentionally traveling while infected with a deadly pathogen should be classified as "Intentional deployment of a biological weapon."
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 22, 2020 12:28 PM (O4K4J)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 22, 2020 12:28 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (QZCjk)
My second favorite line in all of TV.
Jethro: I'm running for Vice President. Because I looked up vice in the dictionary, and I want to be President of it.
Somehow I think this inspired Bill Clinton.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:29 PM (ZfRYq)
*******
Discuss the Manichean elements of Get Smart, Season 2. vis-a-vis post-millenialism.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (QZCjk)
Sharon Tate appeared in some episodes of Beverly Hillbillies wearing as a secretary wearing a horrible black wig and was considered for a role on Petticoat Junction.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Have a good time watching internet videos of silly cats!
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (CqE5x)
The encryption may be secure, but if you can tap into the system before the encryption or after the decryption, the encryption becomes irrelevant.
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (dYtpd)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (FsgBK)
http://alturl.com/adqud
This is soo Trump. And he gets it. He is in on the joke.
Imagine any Dem trying to do this.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (ZfRYq)
It's hilarious!
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 12:31 PM (ghFVE)
By the way, we're taking volunteers, and we'll pay for the flight.
Posted by: The DNC at February 22, 2020 12:31 PM (gHCnG)
Jethro to Leo Durocher at the top of his backswing..."Whomp it mister!"
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 12:32 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 12:34 PM (arJlL)
Head of ODNI requires Senate confirmation.
Never gonna happen with current SSCI.
Posted by: Kathy at February 22, 2020 12:34 PM (qv3wo)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:34 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 22, 2020 12:34 PM (FsgBK)
If I remember correctly, he was the one who exposed Obama's ties to Muslim Brotherhood, and also reported that his many years of work investigating terror cells in the U.S. was purged from the system.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2020 12:01 PM (sGotD)
Robbery gone bad...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2020 12:35 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: eleven at February 22, 2020 12:36 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2020 12:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Tom Elliott
@tomselliott
@RepSwalwell on an intel assessment Russia's trying to help the @BernieSanders campaign: "You can't hold it against Bernie Sanders that this may be a preference of Russia, but you can hold it, and ask questions of Donald Trump, if he is working as an agent of Russia"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:38 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:30 PM (dYtpd)
Or if the people who are trusted to implement it are untrustworthy. Which is probable.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:38 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:38 PM (QZCjk)
@tomselliott
@RepSwalwell on an intel assessment Russia's trying to help the @BernieSanders campaign: "You can't hold it against Bernie Sanders that this may be a preference of Russia, but you can hold it, and ask questions of Donald Trump, if he is working as an agent of Russia"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 12:38 PM (aKsyK)
Swellsmell is an asshole
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:39 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 12:39 PM (arJlL)
Les escribo a dicirles que espero que Bernie Sanders no sea el candidato Democrata porque el va recibir un suborno enorme a perder que sera suficiente a comprar su propio latifundia donde yo y todos mi amigos y familias pueden vivir para siempre.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2020 12:39 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 22, 2020 12:40 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 12:40 PM (Y4EXg)
I think that Grennell has 2 missions as acting DNI.
1. Kick ass.
2. Chew bubblegum.
He is apparently retaining the position of Ambassador to Germany.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Liberals always boast of being "nuanced" in their understanding of humanity. Not even close.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 12:42 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:18 PM (CqE5x)
Agree. Cancel culture is a communist ideal.
Posted by: Sooner at February 22, 2020 12:42 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:38 PM (t+qrx)
Absolutely!!!
"It's not the people who vote that count, it's the people who count the votes." --Stalin
Posted by: db at February 22, 2020 12:42 PM (dYtpd)
Stop and Frisk
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2020 12:42 PM (kQGM0)
the 1938 Orson Welles classic
"Too Much Johnson"
Posted by: BUTTBOI at February 22, 2020 12:40 PM (rpxSz)
I know, right?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 22, 2020 12:43 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 22, 2020 12:01 PM (sGotD)
Robbery gone bad...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 22, 2020 12:35 PM (1g7ch)
****
Thus opening the door for Moochele.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 22, 2020 12:43 PM (TGayj)
Danny was driving to Fla. with his fam for a vaca and got pulled over for speeding by a small town southern Sheriff (Griffith).
Danny was indignant at the charge and couldn't WAIT to see the judge- who turned out to be Griffith.
It was pretty funny.
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 12:44 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (QZCjk)
Some of the best quotes evah.
I had a coworker who was trying to get started on a difficult project. He quoted the Hillbillies while getting going:
"Welp, best get to commencin'!"
Posted by: 2nd Centurion from Life of Brian at February 22, 2020 12:44 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2020 12:44 PM (KP5rU)
Stop and Frisk
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2020 12:42 PM (kQGM0)
Was Sharpton stopped and frisked?
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:44 PM (CqE5x)
@RepSwalwell on an intel assessment Russia's trying to help the @BernieSanders campaign: "You can't hold it against Bernie Sanders that this may be a preference of Russia, but you can hold it, and ask questions of Donald Trump, if he is working as an agent of Russia"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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This is like that word game where you start off with, say, "black" and you have to change one letter at a time to get to "white." Keeps their minds busy and produces nothing.
Lawrence O'Donnell also gave a detailed explanation of the difference between Bernie's and Trump's responses to Putin's preferences for each of them. I guess his viewers considered it persuasive and instructive.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 12:44 PM (G51Gf)
*****
I've got this:
Les scribbles an espresso for Bernie Sanders with salt water taffy (literally "sea candied") and a recipe for submarined pork with enough plasma for a big-eyed cartoon kid. My toads, friends and family will revive Putin while he simpers.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:46 PM (m45I2)
https://reddit.app.link/VYZ9Aol9h4
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 12:46 PM (G546f)
*******
FMR Dem Rep. Katie Hill Campaign Staffer Arrested On Charges Of Hacking Opponents' Websites In 2018 Primary
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 22, 2020 12:47 PM (BqBId)
Bloomberg apologizing to Al Sharpton for
Stop and Frisk
Posted by: Ignoramus
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I wonder if he thinks that's going to settle it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 12:47 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 12:48 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Guam tipper
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Arnold Ziffle was a deep state anti-bacon operative.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:48 PM (Y9zp1)
http://alturl.com/adqud
This is soo Trump. And he gets it. He is in on the joke.
Imagine any Dem trying to do this.
Posted by: blaster at February 22, 2020 12:25 PM (ZfRYq)
The link to this explains that this clip is very rare and hard to find and was 'inexplicably" left of SNL DVDs of that season.
It isn't inexplicable. It's just part of the ongoing project to erase history and to try not to "normalize" Trump.
It's why his cameo from Home Alone 2 is almost always deleted and why his Comedy Central Roast--very raunchy--is never shown.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 22, 2020 12:49 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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And a scene hog.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 12:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Remember. The urge to break out singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" can happen at any time. It is just a whim away.
A whim away.
A whim away.
I think that ship sailed. Or perhaps, the annelid has turned.
A worm aweigh, a worm aweigh...
Posted by: pep at February 22, 2020 12:49 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: extra at February 22, 2020 12:49 PM (1yfml)
They're trying so hard to bring their two systems of justice out into the open that they're actually spelling it out now.
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 12:50 PM (jOEDM)
He is apparently retaining the position of Ambassador to Germany.
Posted by: blaster
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He is, and it's destroying the Dems.
"How can this know-nothing, inexperienced hack POSSIBLY hold this vital, sacred, sophisticated, demanding post and be ambassador to Germany at the same time??!??!?"
Hint: It'll be easier when there's a lot fewer traitors to oversee.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 12:50 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:27 PM (QZCjk)
Some of the best quotes evah.
I had a coworker who was trying to get started on a difficult project. He quoted the Hillbillies while getting going:
"Welp, best get to commencin'!"
Posted by: 2nd Centurion from Life of Brian
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'Cement pond' has become a standard in my vernacular, also, I now use Granny's reference to 'Herbs', i.e., 'Yarbs'. The latter works perfectly here in the mountains.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:52 PM (Y9zp1)
Arnold Ziffle was a deep state anti-bacon operative.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:48 PM (Y9zp1)
Arnold Ziffel and the pig were the only reason I watched that show. Laughed till I hurt every time.
Posted by: Sooner at February 22, 2020 12:52 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:52 PM (Y9zp1)
that's "see-mint"
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 12:54 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 12:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 22, 2020 12:54 PM (KXHve)
https://reddit.app.link/VYZ9Aol9h4
Because it's supposed to!
Posted by: Bill Gates at February 22, 2020 12:54 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 12:55 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:56 PM (QZCjk)
So I'm wondering if in CA, when they limit power,if they might overwhelm and burn out some transformers, as everyone tries to catch up when power goes back on.
But the (commie) greenies like to limit supply, since they are not so good at producing things. Power to the People.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 22, 2020 12:56 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 12:56 PM (QZCjk)
Odd. It's summer in the southern hemisphere.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 12:58 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 22, 2020 01:00 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: JT
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After getting out of the service and hoboing around for a couple of years, I went back to school. I was dead broke, I mean really broke. I did not have an alarm clock, but I did have a little 12" B&W TV, and a Radio Shack appliance timer. So, the TV was connected to the timer, and every morning would switch on the TV at 8:00 to wake me up. What was on? Why Green Acres. Every morning.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 22, 2020 01:00 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 22, 2020 01:01 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2020 01:02 PM (cF8AT)
Actually, Mr. Haney was my favorite character. A 'yokel' who deftly made use of the naivety of the self-assuming city folk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Some complained that The Beverly Hillbillies made fun of country folk but those "hicks" usually got the better of the city slickers in the end.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 01:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 01:06 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tami
Big time !
She referred to him as "Hanky"
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 01:06 PM (arJlL)
Next generation after that was Hee Haw which spawned The Dukes of Hazzard.
Unfortunately that devolved to The Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 01:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 01:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at February 22, 2020 01:10 PM (Jj+59)
******
Sounds like Dungeons & Dragons
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 01:10 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip
See Michael Richards......
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 01:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tami
I believe that's correct.
Wife's favorite is Beverly Hillbillies. My BF's is Andy Griffith. I like both. Green Acres would be third on my list.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 01:12 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 22, 2020 11:48 AM (rpxSz)
I think it's a Gerald Fitzpatrick / Patrick Fitzgerald deal, IYKWIMAITYD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 01:14 PM (LxWV7)
Unfortunately that devolved to The Big Bang Theory.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 01:07 PM (m45I2)
Thats because a big block mopar with a voracious appetite for evil gas don't appeal to millennials, or in other words, orange car bad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 22, 2020 01:14 PM (9Om/r)
Looks like astroturf. Too clean, too regular and straight and aligned. No spelling errors.
My guess is some local shithead undergrads got some Open Society or OfA money for it.
They'll probably put it on their resume as "Community Outreach".
Fuckers.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2020 01:20 PM (Ct55T)
104 Any man rejects the Clint for an offhand comment spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 12:21 PM (gd9RK)
I reject him because his movies are boring and pointless. Also, because he's a senile neocon dumbfuck.
Try to put me in a box bitch
Posted by: drerbrererd at February 22, 2020 01:20 PM (VV3Nc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 01:02 PM (NWiLs)
My favorite scottish expression:
"A shower of arseholes".
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2020 01:21 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 22, 2020 01:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
May be.....but I ain't pickin' up the soap.
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 01:28 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 01:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CDGwz)
Lunch break....got a ham/salami/cheese sammich here...not bad.
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CDGwz)
Lunch break....got a ham/salami/cheese sammich here...not bad.
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)
Ring bologna and some smoked almonds here....
I.... need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Skip, the guy who says NOOD at February 22, 2020 01:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Fire away Comrade Bernie.
"What we're trying to do is not just defeat Trump but transform our economy and the way our government does business," he told a crowd of about 2,000 people gathered Friday night outside at Springs Preserve, a botanical garden in Las Vegas.
zombie Pol Pot nods his approval
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:31 PM (CDGwz)
I think Barr mentioned Section 230 the other day, in a way that indicated he's also thinking it's time to revisit the issue of big internet platforms having immunity while also clearly suppressing certain viewpoints and info.
Don't see any chance for legislative action, and the issue is much more the oligopoly/effective monopoly situation.
And also would not be surprised if, by August, the twatters at least (Farcebook seems to have backed off a bit and appears to attempt the appearance of neutrality, from what I gather) will be basically a DNC/NPR/NYT extension.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 01:32 PM (El6T/)
Politico:
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Asserting, specifically, that November's election will be "rigged" is, all at once: the musing of a candidate who often gives credence to conspiracy theories; a talking point aimed at a disaffected electorate; a presidential candidate, following a dip in the polls, contemplating defeat; an effort to delegitimize the democratic process that could bring that defeat to bear; and a thinly veiled threat by a litigious billionaire to contest such an election result in court.
....
In this context, Trump floating the idea of a stolen election or fraud in urban areas looks more like a candidate already planting the seeds of an explanation for an eventual loss.
"On some level, he knows he's running a scam on the Republican Party," said Stuart Stevens, the chief strategist on Romney's 2012 campaign. "They put more Trumps onstage at RNC than Hispanics. At some level, he knows this is a con, just like when he said Trump University would make you rich and he knew it wouldn't.
"He's just preparing himself for the humiliation of defeat. His problem is he doesn't have a pre-nup with voters - they get to decide. He can't rig it in advance. The whole idea of a guy who inherited a company, inherited all his wealth, and is now talking about a 'rigged system'? He is the poster child of a rigged system living on Fifth Avenue."
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Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:34 PM (Wge+f)
Stop and Frisk
Posted by: Ignoramus
Al Sharpton should apologize to New York City for the PoPo having to do stop and frisk.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2020 01:36 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 01:36 PM (QZCjk)
Posted by: ... at February 22, 2020 01:37 PM (Wge+f)
Posted by: Tami
Big time !
She referred to him as "Hanky"
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 01:06 PM (arJlL)
That's right!
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2020 01:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 01:36 PM (QZCjk)
dry lubricant
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 01:40 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Mel Gibson at February 22, 2020 01:36 PM (QZCjk)
Same reason we have armpit hair.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 01:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:27 PM (CDGwz)
Lunch break....got a ham/salami/cheese sammich here...not bad.
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)
Ring bologna and some smoked almonds here....
I.... need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Ct55T)
Leftover meatloaf sandwich here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
that he's one of the "elite" who should have the power to tell us
peasants how we should live our lives. He may not share their Marxist
label, but he definitely shares their contempt for us.
No. Bloomie is a useful idiot for the CCP. Far worse than merely "elite".
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 01:49 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2020 01:50 PM (XxJt1)
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And this one was slapstick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2020 01:51 PM (+y/Ru)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VasccCzr2TY
I need to switch laptops to view the live feed but I'll post a link when I do.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 01:52 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 01:55 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: BignJames at February 22, 2020 01:30 PM (X/Pw5)
Ring bologna and some smoked almonds here....
I.... need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 22, 2020 01:31 PM (Ct55T)
Leftover meatloaf sandwich here.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 22, 2020 01:48 PM (NgKpN)
I thought it was Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 01:56 PM (vyRol)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 01:56 PM (XzVUd)
I see this morning the President is furious that fourteen COVID19-positive Americans were allowed to return to the U.S. with a a planeload of healthy passengers. Evidently he had said no positive patients would be allowed in.
Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2020 02:01 PM (XxJt1)
Apart from technical threats, to systems that should not even be as electronic as they are, for general purposes of security, WhyTF is taxpayer $ being wasted on this "threat"?
Every angle is already covered (for example, in the case of *actual* involvement of a foreign power in campaign, unlike the *synthetic* simulated involvement with Trump '16, counter-intel and multiple other angles and entities to handle them have long existed).
This whole area is a leading example of the dumbing down of America in general. Election integrity in much of America is garbage already, for reasons entirely domestic. In ways that actually effect outcomes. No foreign entity can even theoretically alter an outcome the way it's already been happening in places like Philadelphia, Wayne County MI, Cook County IL, even King County WA state.
That this whole concept isn't dismissed with contempt, and the real problems screamed about, is a pathetic confirmation of a brain-dead public square in the country.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 22, 2020 02:02 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:11 PM (XzVUd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDhKMZrAbPE
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 01:55
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He sure is coughing a lot. Can you catch Coronavirus thru the USB port?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:15 PM (Dhht7)
All other thread comments take you to last night ONT where everyone is stuck in.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 02:19 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at February 22, 2020 02:21 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:17 PM (ZCEU2)
This is not a screwdriver either- but this drink is!
*sips orange juice*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2020 02:22 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: t-dubya-d at February 22, 2020 02:22 PM (RZWC0)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:24 PM (ZCEU2)
He said he has a cold.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:26 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2020 02:27 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:30 PM (XzVUd)
Epidemics is the outbreak of the disease in a community while pandemic is the outbreak of the disease globally.
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I thought epidemics were worse than pandemics but looks like I got it backwards.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2020 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Campbell is pretty blunt about it. "We are looking at a pandemic."
He finally started that in his Saturday morning update.
He's got contacts all over the 3rd world, it seems. So he's been talking to Drs in Africa who say they have cases but WHO had not got them test kits yet.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:31 PM (XzVUd)
Any morons in Texas 47 please vote for Aaron Reitz (Send in the Marine!). Hes a very good guy in a strong , crowded republican field.
Posted by: LASue at February 22, 2020 02:32 PM (sRQh6)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:30
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Heh. I was just going to type that.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:33 PM (Dhht7)
May pop in for the Monday ONT. Later, all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 22, 2020 02:33 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:35 PM (Dhht7)
Absolutely NO cases in North Korea. Really ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:36 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:37 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:38 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:39 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:34 PM (ZCEU2)
Have they declared a winner already? Comrade Bernie gets the most votes and still loses to...anyone
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 02:39 PM (OYW1y)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57fVBsJtwbA
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:41 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:42 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:44 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:45 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at February 22, 2020 02:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:36
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Over at Legal Insurrection, top story says S Korea has over 200 cases.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:50 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 02:50 PM (ZCEU2)
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Probably Jussie Smollett.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2020 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 02:50 PM (Dhht7)
Yesterday. 400+ today.Some cult.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:52 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: creeper at February 22, 2020 02:53 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 12:14 PM (m45I2)
Good point, doon
Posted by: kactus at February 22, 2020 02:54 PM (K+AOO)
Jeb had just no personality.
There is a role in Green Acres where the character's name is Eb. . . . He has way more actual personality. Jeb, Eb!
Ace's site is the place to be
Snarky livin' is the life for me . . .
Posted by: KT at February 22, 2020 02:54 PM (BVQ+1)
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rhombo -- To ensure no 'stovepiping' of information all info is a threat and must be treated as an exterminate, exterminate, exterminate position.
/s
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 22, 2020 02:57 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 22, 2020 02:57 PM (9PtLS)
Chinese construction work in Qum (Iran) seems to have started things there. Campbell's contacts tell him 760 suspected cases in Iran in 6 cities.
Absolutely NO cases in North Korea. Really ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
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The chose their friends unwisely.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 02:57 PM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 22, 2020 02:57 PM (G51Gf)
Belt and Road
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:58 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:59 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2020 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:02 PM (XzVUd)
China Uncensored. Corruption in WHO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwFTZawOc9k
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 02:45 PM (XzVUd)
The haven't been the same since Keith Moon died
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 22, 2020 03:05 PM (hmx5z)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:05 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 03:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:08 PM (XzVUd)
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Oddly enough, Pluto TV has a Dr Who channel -- and last night was a lot of Chinese stuff. Cool beans (should I say that or is it toooo dated?).
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 22, 2020 03:09 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:09 PM (XzVUd)
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I need a nap desperately. I read that as 'Super Readers' to the Rescue. You can sure tell how young my grandkids are.
Posted by: mustbequantum at February 22, 2020 03:12 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:14 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:14 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:15 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:16 PM (XzVUd)
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Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 22, 2020 03:21 PM (XzVUd)
Cartoons on droplets vs aerosol spreading.
Spread by feces from sewage workers .
These are a few of my favorite things.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 22, 2020 03:24 PM (aKsyK)
Spread by feces from sewage workers .
Smells like a Democrat caucus.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 22, 2020 03:33 PM (5bz7Q)
Campbell points out that with 100,000 cases, 900 will need intensive care and his district hospital has beds for 9.
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Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 22, 2020 05:16 PM (Dhht7)
spittle drops on doorknobs and pathogens on kittens
girls in white tyvek and blue nitrile mittens
brown body bags tied up with string
these are a few of the virusy things
cream colored lung puss and crisp hacking students
welded over doorways and facemarks for the prudent
fevers, false negative test kits, aerosols on the wind these are a few of the virusythings
bright plastic bubbles and positive pressure scuba goggles that press on my nose and eyelashes white silver incinerator smoke that melts into spring these are a few of the virusythings
when the cruise ship is a petri dish and plumbing is suspect I simply remember to self quarantine so my death won't scare the neighbors
but please feed my cat bum bum bum.
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 22, 2020 03:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Same system lords that did Iowa are doing NV.
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