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RCP: Trump's Job Approval Now At Its Highest Level Since the Second Month of His Presidency
Plus: Impeachment Update, and the Left Reasserts Its Pagan-Gods-Granted Right to Control What the Proletariat May Safely Say

It's at the highest since February 2017.

Sean Trende of Real Clear Politics adds:


@SeanTrende

It's not just us, btw. [Nate Silver's FiveThirtyEight]'s RV/LV polling has him at the highest since mid-March of 2017.

Nice work, Democrats (and Mitt Romney). Thank you for your service.

Paul's question did say "Eric Ciaramella," who is a known NSC Deep Stater, friends with Sean Misko and other known partisans. Roberts -- and the media -- block this name on the stated assumption that this is in fact the whistleblower, which puts lie to Adam Schiff's claim that he doesn't know who the whistleblower is (then how does Roberts know?) and also puts lie to the media's insistence that the name is a secret which must be protected.

Everyone knows the name. This isn't about "protecting the whistleblower's identity." Everyone knows Eric Ciarmella's identity.

This is about two things:

1, It's about denying any ability to inquire into Schiff's lies, and Ciaramella's possibly-illegal leaks and conspiring, to put Operation Fusion Dossier 2.0 into effect. The Democrats/media -- they are precisely the same, including most of the personnel at Fox -- know that if you can't even identify the schemer who worked with Schiff to draft his fake whistleblower complaint, you obviously cannot call him to the Senate and ask him questions about his conspiracy.

2, And of course it's about what it's always about: The left's Show of Absolute Force and Dominion in telling you what you can and cannot say in public.

Some of these things they don't even care about -- but they very much do care about Power and Coercion, and always insisting upon the their extra-constitutional POWER to control you, and punish you if you defy their control.

Twitter has already increased its powers to censor Unapproved Speech:

twittercensorship

"Misleading information about an election?" Isn't all information about an election thought to be misleading by partisans on the opposite side?

Oh well, a friend says, I'm sure Twitter will be even-handed and nonpartisan in determining whose idea of "misleading" is right, and who are the Garbage-People Deplorables on the Wrong Side of History.

Tomorrow they could just as easily forbid you from saying "blueberry muffin." Why would they do that? For no other reason than to exert their authority and by doing so, remind you of their authority and remind you of your diminished legal status.

If you can speak at all, it's only because the Left, in all of its benevolence, has permitted it. For today, at least.

On a nicer note: women I know are swooning over Philbin.

Posted by: Ace at 05:20 PM




Comments

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1 Early night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:20 PM (oVJmc)

2 I called nood.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:22 PM (M5wRT)

3 Hair On Fire !!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 05:22 PM (LPnfS)

4 BURN HIM! BURN THAT MITT ROMNEY!!!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2020 05:22 PM (j3npP)

5 Still don't buy their polls, never will again actually

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 05:23 PM (ZCEU2)

6 I decline to comment on this post, and skip the Republican side entirely to let the corrupt Democrats ask another question.

Posted by: Corrupt CJ Roberts at January 30, 2020 05:23 PM (NiXyF)

7 Winning

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 05:23 PM (uEbPt)

8 James Comey sure is great. Just ask James Comey.

https://twitter.com/julie_kelly2/status/1222990622342160384

Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2020 05:23 PM (datdl)

9 http://bit.ly/3aWumgv
********
and WHO organized those SNIPERS in Ukraine, to make this massacre?
WHO hired them?
WHO paid them?

ERIC CIARAM3LLA.
Jack Straw
.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (BqBId)

10 Peach Roberts!

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (88+cf)

11 I am a bigger fan of Mitch than most on this board, but he and Chuck have given CJ Roberts the green light to censor questions. You are lying to yourself if you don't think they played a role in it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (JRaU+)

12 Roberts suddenly and bizarrely reversed his vote on Obamacare, and now "bizarrely" censors Rand Paul's question. I'd say we can add a John Roberts problem to our other problems.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (H8QX8)

13 John Roberts is not a fk up.



He's compromised.


Always follow the money.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (nfcV2)

14 The Left really does get off on making ordinary people bend the knee and drawing their red lines.

Apparently saying this jackasses name in public has been deemed illegal with the entire media and tech companies on board.

But an actual classified phone call between the president and a foreign leader is totes fair game.

Posted by: Blago at January 30, 2020 05:24 PM (sjTfF)

15 I saw comment from here or elsewhere, but it's right on target:

The President's counsel sound like they're arguing a case before the Supreme Court.

The Democrat "managers" sound like they're arguing a high school debate topic.

Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (NiXyF)

16 Praying a totally cleared President giving the SotU Tuesday.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (ZCEU2)

17 *brings in a dog*

Here boy, could you point to the lowlife who needs to be impeached?

*dog strains at collar, whines at Justice Roberts*

NOT THAT ONE, I mean the asshole who thinks he's the dictator of America

*barks at Roberts*

Your Honor, gentlemen and ladies of the Senate, this just proves how far the Russians have corrupted the system.

Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (ykYG2)

18 I muted Schiff. Just cannot listen to the hot air.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (M5wRT)

19 >>>Oh well, a friend says, I'm sure Twitter will be even-handed and nonpartisan in determining whose idea of "misleading" is right, and who are the Garbage-People Deplorables on the Wrong Side of History.

#ArrestRandPaul is currently trending.

Twitter is 90 percent liberals just retweeting whatever Scott Dworkin tells them what to retweet. The other 10 percent is pictures of Jonah Goldberg's dogs.

Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (datdl)

20 I don't get twitter. It's like for crazy people.

Posted by: fleenslipple at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (Tnijr)

21 Now is not the time to lay around in a circle, masturbating, dreaming of glorious victory, and drinking Valu-rite.


Ask the Atlanta Falcons how that attitude worked in the Super Bowl against the Patriots a few years ago.

The Commies and Globalists, and their Democrat and Progda Tools, will not stop, and will not follow any rules.


This thing ain't over until the Electoral College says it's over!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (sy5kK)

22 Ciamarella's involvement with Ukraine and Joe Biden is much deeper than the whistleblower complaint. They will pull whatever shady shit they can to prevent him from ever testifying because he can bring the whole shit show down.

Oh and Pompeo just landed in Kiev where he will be meeting with Zelensky.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

23 I will just post this right here, while The Left still hasn't shut down this very blog.

Thanks, Ace!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (xptlg)

24

Remember that if even one of the four horses' asses defects, no witnesses will be called.

THis is great strategy from the Dimocrats

Posted by: imp at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (uKiy5)

25 Sundown goes passive aggressive:

Jim Acosta@Acosta
Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly."

-
Accosta, meanwhile, is just the same old snake.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:27 PM (+y/Ru)

26
The full-court press to shut the right out of the social media is following my predictions (made about a year ago) as to timeline. No prominent Trumpers will have a platform by the end of the Dem convention.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

27 Posted by: Chuck Schumer at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (ykYG2)

heh

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:27 PM (M5wRT)

28
Your Honor, gentlemen and ladies of the Senate, this just proves how far the Russians have corrupted the system.
Posted by: Chuck Schumer


*dog lifts his leg on Schumer*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 05:28 PM (7rVsF)

29
Jim Acosta@Acosta
Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly."



Joe sure likes to hide behind dead relatives.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:28 PM (oVJmc)

30 >>and WHO organized those SNIPERS in Ukraine, to make this massacre?
WHO hired them?
WHO paid them?

>>ERIC CIARAM3LLA

Ah yep.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:28 PM (ZLI7S)

31 Will "Ed Buck, Adam Schiff's lover" get banned from Twitter?

Don't know, but I'm willing to find out.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 05:28 PM (seSmy)

32 No prominent Trumpers will have a platform by the end of the Dem convention.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:27 PM (AzW6q)

I said the same thing on The Treehouse about a year ago. I told Brad Parscale. No one on Trump's team seems to care.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:28 PM (H8QX8)

33 In gaming there's a useful term: Griefing. It refers to players who use a rule or game element in a way that causes misery or discomfort to others. Like in any game where characters cannot walk past each other, but are blocked by another character's avatar. A griefer stands in a doorway so nobody can get in or out. Or a game where mounts can block off access to something like a mailbox, so a player puts their character on an enormous mount that covers the mailbox.

That's what this Twitter rule change creates: greifing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)

34 On a nicer note: women I know are swooning over Philbin.

Here! Here!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (vEIlU)

35 So, is all this linkage of Biden and Ukraine meant to somehow help Biden? or have his name crazy glued to Ukrainian corruption?
Can see it either way

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (48RE5)

36 22 Ciamarella's involvement with Ukraine and Joe Biden is much deeper than the whistleblower complaint. They will pull whatever shady shit they can to prevent him from ever testifying because he can bring the whole shit show down.

Oh and Pompeo just landed in Kiev where he will be meeting with Zelensky.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (ZLI7S)

The Pompeo has landed in Kiev. Repeat: The Pompeo has landed in Kiev.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (RD7QR)

37 PDT continues to enjoy robust approval, despite 3.5 years of 24/7 smears, innuendos, lies and outright hate.

The DNC/MSM must really be worried, because PDT continues to thrive despite their best efforts.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (Mc5lZ)

38 Roberts wobbly actions remind us of why RBG's replacement cannot come soon enough, and it has to be someone that makes Kavanaugh look like a liberal.

Only then will I feel it safe enough for another round of 2A decisions, to shut down the state-level anti-American actions in states like NY, CT, VA, CA, and WA.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (sy5kK)

39 Imagine Trump's lawyers in front of a real judge in court?
Snorf snorfle (inhales jelly donut) snorfle
Jen Rubin

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (KNsKs)

40 I strongly suspect the reason McConnell isn't making a big deal out of Robert's censorship is that he's saying to everyone, in the back room "Just calm down, keep it together, we sit through just a couple more hours of this bullshit and we finish it all up tomorrow."

And then I really, really, really hope Ms. Lindsey gets into a lot of this in his committee hearings - where HE is in charge of what gets asked.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (Kpl3J)

41 Patrick Philbin is my favorite Trump lawyer, but I'm not swooning over him. He's very smart and very articulate and seems to have a photographic memory. I also have a feeling that he'd be embarrassed by all the swooning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (WI7YS)

42 In gaming there's a useful term: Griefing. It refers to players who use a rule or game element in a way that causes misery or discomfort to others. Like in any game where characters cannot walk past each other, but are blocked by another character's avatar. A griefer stands in a doorway so nobody can get in or out. Or a game where mounts can block off access to something like a mailbox, so a player puts their character on an enormous mount that covers the mailbox.

That's what this Twitter rule change creates: greifing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM (KZzsI)


And farming.

By the splc or other heavies they hire to root us out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (vEIlU)

43 Oh and fuck you GW Bush you dumb fuck.

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (KNsKs)

44 The Democrat "managers" sound like they're arguing a high school debate topic.



Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (NiXyF)

Correction: They sound like the cheerleader squad in Mean Girls mode.

Posted by: pookysgirl, now Prop 65 compliant at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (GGmGm)

45 Not sure Jay, the FISA court isn't quite so innocent here

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (ZCEU2)

46 Imagine Trump's lawyers in front of a real judge in court?
Snorf snorfle (inhales jelly donut) snorfle
Jen Rubin
Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2020 05:30 PM (KNsKs)


I loved it. One of the greatest beatdowns in Twitter history, when someone pointed out that Sekulow has won 9 cases in front of the Supreme Court.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (seSmy)

47 Abortion IS healthcare!

Ellen Carmichael@ellencarmichael
The state of Virginia will no longer mandate that only doctors can perform abortions, now permitting nurse practitioners and physician's assistants to perform abortions.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (+y/Ru)

48

Sekulow honey badger mode.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (vEIlU)

49 ALSO apparently now YouTube is censoring out any content that's skeptical of climate change (i.e. AGW). Liberals, my sweet patootie! This is the most tyrannical bunch we've seen yet. Fack 'em.

Posted by: LeftyMagnet at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (lGM2N)

50 In a perfect world, a utopia, we could trust the people to vote in elections. This is not that world.

Posted by: Congressman Adam Kilgore Shitt, Trout-Like Manfish at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (NVYyb)

51 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.

Always follow the money.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
-----

'Blackmailed' is a better word.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (CDGwz)

52 Roberts is the lie to pundits who say Trump could seat a 6-3 conservative majority. You can't count Roberts in the conservative camp. Luckily he has not been full on Demonrat to date, only being treacherous a few BIG times.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (eASYU)

53 Oh man, Seklow.

Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (G0vdT)

54 No prominent Trumpers will have a platform by the end of the Dem convention.

I'm certain that is the plan, but we'll see how it plays out and if that works as intended or not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

55 What about the 6th Amendment?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (U9Qbt)

56 It's good to know that ONE person can try to take down the sitting president and NO ONE can say his name or ask him any questions.

Something tells me that's NOT what the founders had in mind....

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (cF8AT)

57 Correction: They sound like the cheerleader squad in Mean Girls mode.
Posted by: pookysgirl, now Prop 65 compliant at January 30, 2020 05:31 PM (GGmGm)


I stand corrected.

Even if I'm sitting right now.

Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (NiXyF)

58 >>> Lisa Murkowski asked a savage question

"Why didn't you re-issue the subpoenas when you finally AUTHORIZED the hearing?"

And Sylvia Garcia answers the question in the most insulting way possible by suggesting it's a red herring

They just lost her vote <<<


I think the Dems lost Susan Collins yesterday. She asked why the House did not impeach Trump for committing a crime, while it states in the Abuse of Power impeachment article that Trump's actions clearly violate US Code X and US Code Y (bribery items; can't recall the exact numbers).

Hakeem Jefferies response was a rant about how guilty Trump is, and he didn't answer Collins' question.


Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (AMIL/)

59 Philbin = Rising Star

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (CDGwz)

60 are they blathering on about Russia? again?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (a0IVu)

61 IMPEACH ROBERTS

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (RKPlw)

62 I strongly suspect the reason McConnell isn't making a big deal out of Robert's censorship is that he's saying to everyone, in the back room "Just calm down, keep it together, we sit through just a couple more hours of this bullshit and we finish it all up tomorrow."

And then I really, really, really hope Ms. Lindsey gets into a lot of this in his committee hearings - where HE is in charge of what gets asked.

------------

Trump and McConnell will win this battle - as always it now seems.

But we are going to be probably be denied the outcome we truly want.

Such is life.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (sX1BW)

63
Twitter is 90 percent liberals just retweeting whatever Scott Dworkin tells them what to retweet. The other 10 percent is pictures of Jonah Goldberg's dogs.
Posted by: El Kabong at January 30, 2020 05:26 PM (datdl)



and to think, at one time, they all listened to ME.

I was their God, especially those 27 and under.


*sniff*

Posted by: Ben Rhoades at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (sy5kK)

64 No one on Trump's team seems to care.

They don't seem to care about voter fraud either and both could be their electoral doom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (KZzsI)

65 Rob Schneider comments on Tomahawk Lizzie going all "just the facts, ma'am" on social media.

Rob Schneider@RobSchneider
Thank YOU @ewarren for treating Americans like we are so completely f#cking stupid that we can't think for ourselves. Luckily we have leaders like YOU who can tell us what to believe and how to vote. You are right:the stakes are too high to trust the people to decide for themselves

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (+y/Ru)

66 I like all the President's attorneys, at least the ones I've seen talk. They are calm and well-spoken and make their points well.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

67

Oh man. Rand read his question outside the chamber. And c-span had the video. It is now gone from the internetz.

Frederick C. Trump @TrumpFrederick

Replying to @cspan @RandPaul
Report @RandPaul for targeted harassment.


speaking of ratting on as Ace states above

looks like that his how the video disappeared - rats

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (vEIlU)

68 Oh man, Seklow.
Posted by: WisRich

Oddly, Sekulow is not an Ivy Leaguer.

So weird.

Posted by: Miklos, from Karl Marx U. at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (QzkSJ)

69 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.


I just think he's weak. But NOBODY wants to say this guy's name and that goes way beyond John Roberts. Something is going on we don't know about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

70 The Whistleblower was a conduit for hearsay.
FFS, who told him the hearsay. If had to be someone who heard the call

My bet is Vindman

Guess who leaked Bolton's book. Likely suspect is Vindmans identical twin brother who's in charge of reviewing it to block secrets.

You can't make this up. Its a bad Ludlum novel

Next we'll learn is that they're not twins. Just one hard working guy

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (knpTe)

71 I like all the President's attorneys, at least the ones I've seen talk. They are calm and well-spoken and make their points well.

------------

Plus their eyes seem to be proportionately set in their sockets compared to the Dem side.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (sX1BW)

72 66 I like all the President's attorneys, at least the ones I've seen talk. They are calm and well-spoken and make their points well.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

And the Bad Guys are amateurs.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (M5wRT)

73 I find the point on Philbin difficult to accept because Occam's Razor suggests that ace doesn't know any actual women.

Posted by: David Prince at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (JkygK)

74 >>>And then I really, really, really hope Ms. Lindsey gets into a lot of this in his committee hearings - where HE is in charge of what gets asked.



Maria Bartiromo told Lindsey she would administer an unfriendly spanking if he didn't follow through his words.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (RKPlw)

75 Plus their eyes seem to be proportionately set in their sockets compared to the Dem side.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (sX1BW)
--------

Okay, that made me laugh.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (/669Q)

76 are they blathering on about Russia? again?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (a0IVu)


In the future, we will all be Russian assets for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

77 Bidens's quote referring to his "only surviving son" is sick beyond imagination. Fucking lizard people.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (uEbPt)

78 After Rand Paul's question wasn't read he ran out of the room to tweet the name of who he believes to be the whistleblower, he then did a press conference with cspan. Twitter has removed it because he outed the whistleblower. pic.twitter.com/YyRNpEDTE3

--- marla singer (@singermarla3) January 30, 2020

I reported these tweets. Twitter removed his little press conference he did with CSPAN they need to remove his account as well. pic.twitter.com/7Wai2hDPyf

--- marla singer (@singermarla3) January 30, 2020

The Hill posted video clips of Paul's press conference on the censored question, but left out the naughty bits.


all at thegatewaypundit

rats taking credit

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (vEIlU)

79 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.

I just think he's weak. But NOBODY wants to say this guy's name and that goes way beyond John Roberts. Something is going on we don't know about.

--------------

Does make you wonder. It is actually very bizarre that you can't speak his name.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (sX1BW)

80 71 I like all the President's attorneys, at least the ones I've seen talk. They are calm and well-spoken and make their points well.

------------

Plus their eyes seem to be proportionately set in their sockets compared to the Dem side.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (sX1BW)

And their hair is better.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (M5wRT)

81

Maria Bartiromo told Lindsey she would administer an unfriendly spanking if he didn't follow through his words.



Man, how can I get a deal like that?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc)

82
Ace, I have a question; maybe you can ask it on Twitter:

How is it that all the media's "Republican Strategists" are at total odds with 90% of the Republican party base?

Weird, eh?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (7MK/T)

83

thank you Rand Paul

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (vEIlU)

84 Justice Roberts is an empty robe concealing a well-worn but broken penis pump.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (ATCV4)

85 What I don't understand is how the anonymous "whistleblower" has received death threats and how Schiff knows the anonymous "whistleblower" received death threats when no one knows who the anonymous "whistleblower" is, including Schiff?

Did someone send out kind of a "reply all" death threat to everyone with a government email maybe?

It's all very confusing to a dumbf*ck hourly worker like myself.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (C2rVF)

86 But we are going to be probably be denied the outcome we truly want.

Such is life.


You'd think people 29 years old would have learned that by now.

Plus their eyes seem to be proportionately set in their sockets compared to the Dem side.

Are we suggesting the Dems are short eyes?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (KZzsI)

87 I've never seen such stupid lawyers. The House Manager just said their committee "interviewed 12 witnesses and not one had a good explanation" for a hold on Ukrainian funds (that Ukraine never learned of until long after the money was released).


No common explanation? Obviously, then, impeach.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (NVYyb)

88 I saw comment from here or elsewhere, but it's right on target:



The President's counsel sound like they're arguing a case before the Supreme Court.



The Democrat "managers" sound like they're arguing a high school debate topic.

Posted by: filbert at January 30, 2020 05:25 PM (NiXyF)


Thus we see the results of a career in the private sector vs a career in the public sector. Or, succinctly, "...you don't know. I've worked in the private sector. They expect results"


Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (gmo/4)

89 Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly."

Have I reminded you lately that my wife and son were killed by a drunk driver?

Posted by: Joe "blood libel" Biden at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (9t0Zz)

90 Maria Bartiromo told Lindsey she would administer an unfriendly spanking if he didn't follow through his words.

Posted by: Braenyard

I could also may not follow thrun on my word, Maria. Maria? MARIA?

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (32YRo)

91 Did Mittens win the same year as Trump? How many years does he have left?

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (y/fJ4)

92 Pelosi Says Trump's Lawyers Have 'Disgraced' Themselves, Suggests They Be Disbarred

You don't like 'em, destroy 'em, hey Nancy?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (vEIlU)

93 Does make you wonder. It is actually very bizarre that you can't speak his name.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:36 PM (sX1BW)


Remember, these are the people who have only read the Harry Potter books.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (seSmy)

94 "Phibin seems to know more than anybody."

Said by one of the Bad Guys. As if that were a criticism.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (M5wRT)

95 The demonrat speech suppressors will soon learn that SOP doesn't apply smack in the middle of a Fourth Turning.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (pLB5t)

96 And the Bad Guys are amateurs.

Yeah this ain't the Scopes Monkey Trial. They're incompetent sputtering hacks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

97 I think even if Trump is cleared Nancy Pelosi will have some shenanigans cooked up. I wonder what they will be?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (WI7YS)

98 n all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (U9Qbt)

99 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.

I just think he's weak. But NOBODY wants to say this guy's name and that goes way beyond John Roberts. Something is going on we don't know about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM




Somebody has pictures somewhere.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)

100 Trump and McConnell will win this battle - as always it now seems.
But we are going to be probably be denied the outcome we truly want.
Such is life.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:33 PM (sX1BW)

No, you can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (Kpl3J)

101 Roberts "don't look right". Probably ain't right.

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

102
"Wait a minute. You mean to tell me that many Democrats have been grafting tens, or hundreds of millions of dollars through the years, laundered through Ukraine and pocketing for themselves or relatives or friends, including many of those running against me, and their families?"

"Yes sir".


"OK, then, let's make this into a Reality Show that America will NEVER forget".

"Give Rudy a call and let's get this party started!".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)

103 In gaming there's a useful term: Griefing. It
refers to players who use a rule or game element in a way that causes
misery or discomfort to others. Like in any game where characters cannot
walk past each other, but are blocked by another character's avatar. A
griefer stands in a doorway so nobody can get in or out. Or a game
where mounts can block off access to something like a mailbox, so a
player puts their character on an enormous mount that covers the
mailbox.



That's what this Twitter rule change creates: greifing.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:29 PM

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In Avalon Hill's Panzer Blitz/Leader game a wreck blocked a bridge. Enterprising players would park a horse drawn wagon on a bridge and dare you to destroy it thereby creating a wreck.


You could not cross the bridge if there was an enemy unit on it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (JUOKG)

104 Oh man. Rand read his question outside the chamber. And c-span had the video. It is now gone from the internetz.

Frederick C. Trump @TrumpFrederick

Replying to @cspan @RandPaul
Report @RandPaul for targeted harassment.

speaking of ratting on as Ace states above

looks like that his how the video disappeared - rats

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (vEIlU)

Here:

https://tinyurl.com/w3sxqqr

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)

105
Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly."

Maybe if you'd done a better job of raising Hunter the two of you wouldn't be in this mess.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (ptqGC)

106 84 Justice Roberts is an empty robe concealing a well-worn but broken penis pump.
Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (ATCV4)

Somebody said "subpoenas" a while back and I heard, well, that word you typed there.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (M5wRT)

107 Roberts has shown what's under those robes. Wonder how that will play out down the road?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (R8Wl8)

108 I think it would be absolute beauty if Trump talked about Eric Ciamarella in his SOTU address.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (Kpl3J)

109 The House Manager just said their committee "interviewed 12 witnesses and not one had a good explanation" for a hold on Ukrainian funds

Even if that was true and not a value judgment (what's a "good" explanation?) its irrelevant. And further, has nothing to do with the charges upon which the president was impeached. Its like arguing that the defendant in a theft trial has no explanation for the buildings that caught fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

110 And their hair is better.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:37 PM (M5wRT)
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Would drink a pina colada at Trader Vis's with them.

Posted by: A Werewolf of London at January 30, 2020 05:40 PM (jW9oF)

111 Trump's lawyers must be over target.

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:40 PM (RuIsu)

112 So the super geniuses in the media outed the whistleblower?



Good job.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 05:40 PM (HALdu)

113 Biden has no shame. It's mostly worked for him, but now he's in a harsh spotlight and it will get brighter and harsher

He's taught Hunter to have no shame, and look how that's turned out

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (knpTe)

114
In Avalon Hill's Panzer Blitz/Leader game a wreck blocked a bridge. Enterprising players would park a horse drawn wagon on a bridge and dare you to destroy it thereby creating a wreck.


Did they never see 'Patton?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

115 Roberts has shown what's under those robes. Wonder how that will play out down the road?

"Its old fashioned women's undergarments, of course!"
--Monty Python

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (KZzsI)

116 The...strain...is...too...much...can't... hold...much longer.

Posted by: The buttons on Pam Bondi's shirt at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (uwNeo)

117 John Roberts is not a fk up.



He's compromised.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM




Somebody has pictures somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)


Occams razor says "put away your tinfoil hat and use it later in your oven.

Roberts is acting in accordance with his political beliefs. He is a left-of-center uniparty member.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (NVYyb)

118 101 Roberts "don't look right". Probably ain't right.
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

Nadler ain't looking great, either. I seriously wonder if he is particularly ill.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (M5wRT)

119 Yeah this ain't the Scopes Monkey Trial. They're incompetent sputtering hacks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (KZzsI)

So more like Reap the Lite Spring Zephyer
versus the Whirl Wind, eh?

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (32YRo)

120 Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly>>

Did he finished his rant with:

' and that's not me on the video ! My word as a Biden '

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (U9Qbt)

121 I think it would be absolute beauty if Trump talked about Eric Ciamarella in his SOTU address.

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He should invite him to sit in the gallery.

I mean, I thought Trump was his boss.

But they may have updated the Constitution on me.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (sX1BW)

122 Oh goody, now comes Woo-Woo Warren with heap big question.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (/669Q)

123 repost

Rand's statement

My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.

My exact question was:

"Are you aware that House intelligence committee staffer Shawn Misko had a close relationship with Eric Ciaramella while at the National Security Council together and are you aware and how do you respond to reports that Ciaramella and Misko may have worked together to plot impeaching the President before there were formal house impeachment proceedings."

My question is not about a "whistleblower" as I have no independent information on his identity. My question is about the actions of known Obama partisans within the NSC and House staff and how they are reported to have conspired before impeachment proceedings had even begun.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (vEIlU)

124 >>Maybe if you'd done a better job of raising Hunter the two of you wouldn't be in this mess.


I think that's backwards. Hunter was only involved with Burisma because Slow Joe put him there.

Joe is the one to blame for the mess Joe is in.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (ZLI7S)

125 Jen Rubin is as smart as she is pretty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (XN+hF)

126 99 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.

I just think he's weak. But NOBODY wants to say this guy's name and that goes way beyond John Roberts. Something is going on we don't know about.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM



Somebody has pictures somewhere.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:38 PM (axyOa)


John Roberts has adopted children from another country. I am guessing that perhaps the paperwork was not complete, or something else related to their adoption.

Unless he pulled a Ted Kennedy Oldsmobile trick, this is the only thing I can guess that would compromise him so badly.

I don't think he is a Hillary-level snake.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (sy5kK)

127 Ace, I have a question; maybe you can ask it on Twitter:

Are you teasing ace about being banned from Twitter?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 05:42 PM (9t0Zz)

128 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

129 "It's about denying any ability to inquire into Schiff's lies, and Ciaramella's possibly-illegal leaks and conspiring...they know that if you can't even identify the schemer who worked with Schiff to draft his fake whistle blower complaint, you obviously cannot call him to the Senate and ask him questions about his conspiracy."

That is perhaps the most monstrous aspect of this whole fiasco. The constitution straight up says that no one can be convicted of anything without the ability to confront and cross examine their accusers. That has never happened.
The whistle blower statute is being used to circumvent that fundamental right of the accused.

They are doing this because if the whistle blower's name was even acknowledged, this whole shit show would immediately fall to bits. On top of that, every fucking news organization, all of them, who have previously outed spies and whistle blowers before without hesitation, are behind the cover-up.

I'd love to Roberts to make a simple statement of law in the senate - since the whistle blower was never named, and never came forward, and was never made available for cross examination, the house clearly violated of the 6th amendment. Therefore all charges pertaining to this impeachment are, from a purely legal perspective, null and void. However, senators are still able to vote, since the Chief Justice is not in charge here. This statement is just informational. Consider it instructions to the jury.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (+DS2f)

130 Nadler ain't looking great, either. I seriously wonder if he is particularly ill.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (M5wRT)

Yeah, the pale lime green complexion gives it away - the man is ill.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (32YRo)

131 A spanking from an outraged Sicilian woman.
No thanks, I think they use knives.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (RKPlw)

132 I think Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (uEbPt)

133 I think it would be absolute beauty if Trump talked about Eric Ciamarella in his SOTU address.
Posted by: Tom Servo

"Is Eric Ciaramella here? Yes? No? Shut up Schifftter, how would you know?"

Posted by: Miklos, volunteer speechwriter at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (QzkSJ)

134 Yeah, the pale lime green complexion gives it away - the man is ill.
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (32YRo)

What's your fucking problem?

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (uEbPt)

135 I think Eric Ciaramella is the whistleblower.

Posted by: Twitter at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (nfcV2)

136 Adam Schiff: Trump an his supporters have degraded the American political institutions by resisting the just actions of Democrats.

Will no one relieve me of this pagan priest? This man who believes only in his fascist ideal?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (NVYyb)

137 66 I like all the President's attorneys, at least the ones I've seen talk. They are calm and well-spoken and make their points well.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)


That's because most of them are practicing attorneys. The House Managers that are lawyers (not sure about Demings) haven't practiced courtroom law in years or decades, if at all. Haranguing witnesses in House hearings ain't the same.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (AMIL/)

138 Joe Biden says he was "slandered." Well Joe, there's a legal remedy for that, if you were indeed slandered. You should file a lawsuit, and start the discovery process, and...oh wait. That's a problem for you, isn't it?

Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (seSmy)

139 If Sicilian women are like Italian women, they use wooden spoons. Lethal wooden spoons.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (XN+hF)

140 He might be worried sick about his wife.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (RKPlw)

141 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

So discount cake.

Posted by: Miklos, also with E-Coupon at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (QzkSJ)

142 Hunter was only involved with Burisma because Slow Joe put him there.
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It seems like Slow Joe is responsible for every big-bucks no-show job his kid ever had.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (jW9oF)

143 Schiff just accidentally spoke the truth: he's correct that this trial reflects adversely on him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (/669Q)

144


Can;t say this dude's name, can't even have him testify, can't even figure out what the hell he is exposing.

Is he exposing Joe Biden's corruption?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (lg/F7)

145 Biden on Trump: "he tried to get a foreign country to come after me.... they've slandered me and my only surviving son and they've done it repeatedly>>

Oooo - then sue him, Joe...if you think you are being smeared. Discovery and all, right?

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (32YRo)

146 With these new policies, I pray there are lawyers ready to take Twitter on for their censorship. You just know Twitter is going to censor the truth posted by conservatives. Screenshots, videos etc. will be needed for proof to sue.
If CNN can be sued so can Twitter with election interference to start with.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (wiXsO)

147 Pelosi Says Trump's Lawyers Have 'Disgraced' Themselves, Suggests They Be Disbarred

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Yeah, Nancy, go with more out of contact with reality insanity. It's bound to work one of these times.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (+y/Ru)

148 >>>Will no one relieve me of this pagan priest? This man who believes only in his fascist ideal?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (NVYyb)


Sisile or manila, your call.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (RKPlw)

149 If Sicilian women are like Italian women, they use wooden spoons. Lethal wooden spoons.


My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.

Not that we didn't have it coming most of the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

150 It seems like Slow Joe is responsible for every big-bucks no-show job his kid ever had.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (jW9oF)


And he screwed up the Navy pee test.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (ptqGC)

151 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)

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INCUBATE THE VIRUS, BIGOT!

Posted by: Viral Justice Warrior at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (l2max)

152 Slimer from Ghostbusters looks healthier than Nadler.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (WQZ1O)

153 Paul's question did say "Eric Ciaramella,"

Did not?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (DhaqP)

154 How difficult was Roberts' confirmation? Oh yeah. He's cucked.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (uEbPt)

155 139 If Sicilian women are like Italian women, they use wooden spoons. Lethal wooden spoons.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:44 PM (XN+hF)


We're ambidextrous.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (cF8AT)

156 Amended JackStraw, Joe is the one responsible for mess his whole family is in.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (eT+zM)

157 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a
middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking
cough all over me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh



So discount cake.

Posted by: Miklos, also with E-Coupon at January 30, 2020 05:45 PM (QzkSJ)

Any Ectoplasmic residue?


Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (gmo/4)

158 Bolton
DRINK!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (48RE5)

159 I kinda want to watch that clip, just to see Pelousi's dentures try and say "disgraced."

Dishgraced themshelves and should be dishbarred?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (XN+hF)

160

Schitt making a big deal about not hearing from witness bolton.

Say, how about that Ciaramella dude? Can we hear from him? Can we even hear his name?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (vEIlU)

161 W. is thinking right now. "I picked the right guy, but there's only so much one man can do. All hail Hydra!"

And I thought the Marvel stuff was just dumb stupid fiction.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (VYwSh)

162 OMG, Schiff just put his hands over his ears, mocking the Good Guys, saying "We don't want to hear this."

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (M5wRT)

163 Hmmm

Barr just appointed a new US Attorney for DC, Timothy Shea.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

164
Roberts is acting in accordance with his political beliefs. He is a left-of-center uniparty member.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (NVYyb)

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Yup, and it's why I'm still Kav-skeptical. We'll see how he pans out - but anyone who is a product of the Bush Machine is automatically suspect until he proves through his actions that he's not a complete fuckhead. Not a great track record for those guys. Watch and wait with Brett.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (AzW6q)

165 So, what IS the process of removing a supreme court justice? Because Roberts is definitely guilty of Obstruction of Congress.

Posted by: I Have Questions at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (BvNzB)

166 Adopting foreign kids can be an expensive vanity.

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (RuIsu)

167 Paul's question did say "Eric Ciaramella,"

Did not?

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No one will say this guys name, so I have no clue how to say his name. Perhaps that is the problem.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (sX1BW)

168
When this is over with Trump needs to have a talk with John Roberts like Michael Corleone had with Carlo. Only don't tell me you're innocent. Because it insults my intelligence and makes me very angry. Now, who approached you? Schumer or Schiff?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (mpeBU)

169 My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.

Not that we didn't have it coming most of the time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

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Happiest day of my pre-teen life was the day the wooden spoon BROKE.

It was short-lived. She had reserves in the back of the drawer.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (l2max)

170 Paul's question did say "Eric Ciaramella,"

Did not?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (DhaqP)


did, but did not say whistleblower

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

171 It's all over except for the bitter acrimony.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (Pqytn)

172 He might be worried sick about his wife.

The prospect of extra portions should lift his spirits.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (nfcV2)

173 This whole thing is like Life of Brian with people saying 'Eric Ciaramella' instead of 'Jehovah.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (oVJmc)

174 51 John Roberts is not a fk up.

He's compromised.

Always follow the money.
Posted by: deplorable unperson
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'Blackmailed' is a better word.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 05:32 PM (CDGwz)


The word is "kompromat".

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (sy5kK)

175 During the SOTU, I want to see Trump stop dead, look at Nancy, and then slowly and clearly say "Ci-a-ma-RELL-a" a couple of times, just like he was saying "Biggus.. Dickus..."

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

176 I'd put my hand back over my butt to try and block the wooden spoon and she'd yell "Move your hand when I'm trying to beat you!"

If she'd known it hurt more on the hand, she wouldn't have yelled. Youch. Butts have padding, hands don't.

But it's like a reflexive thing.

My mom still jokes about all the wooden spoons I owe her because she broke them on my butt.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (XN+hF)

177 True, Ben Had.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (ZLI7S)

178 Roberts has shown what's under those robes.

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I would say never trust a man who wears a dress but that'd be transphobic.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (+y/Ru)

179 It's because Roberts illegally adopted his kids and Deep State has the receipts.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (nu45M)

180 Paul's question did say "Eric Ciaramella,"

Did not?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (DhaqP)
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It did. What you will not find in Paul's question is the term "whistleblower."

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (/669Q)

181 My wife called the office and asked if I wanted to order in Chinese food tonight...

What the ever-living fuck, woman! It's World War Z out there and you're ordering it in!

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

182 181 My wife called the office and asked if I wanted to order in Chinese food tonight...

What the ever-living fuck, woman! It's World War Z out there and you're ordering it in!
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

lmao.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:50 PM (a0IVu)

183 What the ever-living fuck, woman! It's World War Z out there and you're ordering it in!

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Just don't order the bat.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:50 PM (sX1BW)

184 I'd put my hand back over my butt to try and block the wooden spoon and she'd yell "Move your hand when I'm trying to beat you!"

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Ah, the Pelosi method. No defense allowed.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)

185 Barr just appointed a new US Attorney for DC, Timothy Shea.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

=======================
Battlefield prep?

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (Pqytn)

186 My wife called the office and asked if I wanted to order in Chinese food tonight...

What the ever-living fuck, woman! It's World War Z out there and you're ordering it in!
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)


I want a Chinese restaurant to advertise "We Removed the Coronavirus, But Put the MSG Back In!"

Posted by: Ted K. at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (seSmy)

187 We cannot name the whistleblower, so don't say Eric Ciaramella!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

188 Philbin = Nerd Power!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (d6Ksn)

189
I get working during a family crisis if something super important is going on (I'm doing it now, actually).

But if your wife has pancreatic cancer, why would you be in the Senate for this joke of an impeachment? Everyone knows it doesn't even matter. Politics will mess up your priorities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (AzW6q)

190 Is Trump having a rally tonight?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (a0IVu)

191
My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.



Not that we didn't have it coming most of the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)



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Happiest day of my pre-teen life was the day the wooden spoon BROKE.



It was short-lived. She had reserves in the back of the drawer.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (l2max)

My mom used the wooden spoon too and yes she broke it on me. I laughed and made some remark. I guess she just snapped because she took an electrical extension cord to me. I had some big welts.




Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

192 The...strain...is...too...much...can't... hold...much longer.

Posted by: The buttons on Pam Bondi's shirt at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM



She's there to distract Creepy Joe.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (axyOa)

193 "Move your hand when I'm trying to beat you!"

My answer was always, "So you can beat my ass more? Um, no?"

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (XN+hF)

194 My exact question was:

Are you aware that House intelligence committee staffer Shawn Misko had a close relationship with Eric Ciaramella while at the National Security Council together and are you aware and how do you respond to reports that Ciaramella and Misko may have worked together to plot impeaching the President before there were formal house impeachment proceedings.

--Rand Paul

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (M5wRT)

195 Oh, wonderful. Let's see how my senator will beclown himself with his question.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (/669Q)

196 Paul, in fact, is not asking about the whistleblower in any way.

He's asking about a Schiff staffer and an NSC member who were known to be plotting impeachment.

What does that have to do with any whistleblower?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (oVJmc)

197 What do you call money that a US official gets from a foreign government laundered through family members?

FFS, it's an emolument!

Selling a round of golf at market rates is not an emolument

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (knpTe)

198
President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (7MK/T)

199 I have a dim view of whipping the shit out of your kids.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

200 My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.



Not that we didn't have it coming most of the time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:46 PM (KZzsI)



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Happiest day of my pre-teen life was the day the wooden spoon BROKE.



It was short-lived. She had reserves in the back of the drawer.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (l2max)

My mom used the wooden spoon too and yes she broke it on me. I laughed and made some remark. I guess she just snapped because she took an electrical extension cord to me. I had some big welts.






Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM





F**king spatula!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

201 I had some big welts.




Posted by: Archer

Heute smartass

Morgen die welts.

Posted by: Miklos, cationary at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (QzkSJ)

202 who would join this jagoffs staff. I met Congress critters whose staff I would never join mud dragging or not. Who would want to join this jagoffs staff?

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (n13/j)

203 >>Battlefield prep?

That would be my guess. Shea is supposedly one of Barr's closest aides and a law enforcement specialist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

204 YOU CAN'T MAKE ME OPEN MY KIMONO!!

Posted by: A 54 year old Child named Hunter at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (pLB5t)

205 This impeachment show is misbehaving children and their parents who do not believe in capital corporal punishment.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (RKPlw)

206 Roberts "don't look right". Probably ain't right.
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

Nadler ain't looking great, either. I seriously wonder if he is particularly ill.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (M5wRT)


Weeble found out his wife has cancer.
Maybe Roberts... found out something.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (vEIlU)

207 Censoring the "whistleblower" is enraging calvinball.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (I1GXe)

208 President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.

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Do it.

Mock them.

This year's SOTU will be the greatest SOTU address in history.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (sX1BW)

209 My exact question was:

Are you aware that House intelligence committee staffer Shawn Misko had a close relationship with Eric Ciaramella while at the National Security Council together and are you aware and how do you respond to reports that Ciaramella and Misko may have worked together to plot impeaching the President before there were formal house impeachment proceedings.

--Rand Paul
=====
They used the dem's trick against them. Had a outlet write story and then put that into the question.

One set of rules for them, another for us.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (/eDQ2)

210 What the ever-living fuck, woman! It's World War Z out there and you're ordering it in!
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (32YRo)

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So that's a no on the Egg Flu Yong?

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (l2max)

211 I am so sick of hearing the Dems whine about not getting a fair trial without the witnesses they want. How exactly is this trial unfair without witnesses they did not vigorously pursue in their own pre-trial hearings? Does Federal Law stipulate that a trial is by definition unfair if witnesses not questioned before the trial are barred?

I suppose the term "unfair trial without witnesses" polled really well in the Dem focus groups the past 6 weeks.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (AMIL/)

212 I have never really looked forward to an SOTU address before (boycotted them all 8 years of Bammy's terms) but I am thinking this one coming up has the opportunity to be a hell of a lot of fun. If you were Trump writing that speech today, what would you be thinking?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (Kpl3J)

213 President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM



I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to.
Let America see just how screwed up the House is. Reality TV by an expert.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (axyOa)

214 Do it.

Mock them.

This year's SOTU will be the greatest SOTU address in history.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (sX1BW)

Trump will be a lion walking into a den of hyenas. And he will emerge victorious. Of that I have no doubt.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (a0IVu)

215 If 'whistleblowers' are untouchable, plan on more of them in the future

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (/6GbT)

216 Heute smartass

Morgen die welts.
Posted by: Miklos, cationary at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (QzkSJ)
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These bilingual puns will not end well...

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (jW9oF)

217 My father was a barber and used a razor strap.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (+y/Ru)

218
Heute smartass

Morgen die welts.
Posted by: Miklos, cationary at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (QzkSJ)

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LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (AzW6q)

219 199 I have a dim view of whipping the shit out of your kids.

I was a rotten little juvenile delinquent. Chronic school-skipper, inveterate pot smoker, always getting in fights at school. Leather jacket wearing, guitar-slinging little rebel. I generally deserved it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (XN+hF)

220 It would be pretty cool if, after we Win, PDT says, "We will speak no more of this" and moves onto Winning More and More.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (M5wRT)

221 Paul, in fact, is not asking about the whistleblower in any way.



He's asking about a Schiff staffer and an NSC member who were known to be plotting impeachment.


Roberts imagines our justice system is a social media platform and he is the CEO.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (nfcV2)

222 Wait.. nerd is hot again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (r+sAi)

223 190 Is Trump having a rally tonight?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (a0IVu)

I believe he's having one in Iowa.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (d6Ksn)

224

Is Trump having a rally tonight?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (a0IVu)

**************
RSBN Des Moines, Iowa
https://tinyurl.com/wqnxgfu

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (wiXsO)

225 I suppose the term "unfair trial without witnesses" polled really well in the Dem focus groups the past 6 weeks.
Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (AMIL/)"

I'm sure it did, but it's idiotic. They had all the time in the world to call all the witnesses they wanted, and they blew it off because they had to be done in such a hurry. And now they're whining that the Senate is refusing to do the House's job.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (Kpl3J)

226 206 Roberts "don't look right". Probably ain't right.
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 05:39 PM (RuIsu)

Nadler ain't looking great, either. I seriously wonder if he is particularly ill.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (M5wRT)

Weeble found out his wife has cancer.
Maybe Roberts... found out something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (vEIlU)

Oh, thank you, I had missed that.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (M5wRT)

227 We were usually too fast for Mom and her Spoon of Rage.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (pLB5t)

228 But NOBODY wants to say this guy's name and that goes way beyond John Roberts. Something is going on we don't know about.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 05:35 PM (KZzsI)

I agree. Something not right about that guy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (H8QX8)

229 >>My father was a barber and used a razor strap.

My father, was a fiend. He used the razor.

Why so serious?

Posted by: JackStraw Joker at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (ZLI7S)

230 President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (7MK/T)


During the trial today, notice all of the coughing when Trump's team talks? None when the dipshit team talks?

Also, I am pretty sure at least once the dimwits broke out in laughter/clapping like. I thought that was against the rules. During one of Schitt's speeches.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (vEIlU)

231 his name is Eric Ciaramella

Posted by: x at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (nFwvY)

232 I was a rotten little juvenile delinquent. Chronic school-skipper, inveterate pot smoker, always getting in fights at school. Leather jacket wearing, guitar-slinging little rebel. I generally deserved it.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (XN+hF)
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I deserved far more than I got.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (Mc5lZ)

233 I have a dim view of whipping the shit out of your kids.

That sounds like a really awful beating. My dad just whipped the tears out of me. He definitely stopped before I shit myself.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (9t0Zz)

234 Nancy is going to say that the 45 D senators who voted to acquit represent 52% of the population, so he's guilty, and can never appoint anyone to SCOTUS ever again

So HectoMom Amy is right out!

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (knpTe)

235 Shiff has blown whistles.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (I1GXe)

236 208 President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.

-----------

Do it.

Mock them.

This year's SOTU will be the greatest SOTU address in history.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (sX1BW)

There's talk of canceling it, isn't there?

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (M5wRT)

237 It's because Roberts illegally adopted his kids and Deep State has the receipts.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 30, 2020 05:49 PM (nu45M)

That was hashed out at his confirmation hearing. It's known he adopted them in a Latin America country because Ireland would not let non residents adopt Irish kids. That's the shaky skirting the law aspect of the adoption.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (U9Qbt)

238

No matter how badly the Democrats act, Fake News will NEVER show it and it will be spun the other way around.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (7MK/T)

239 I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to.
Let America see just how screwed up the House is. Reality TV by an expert.


I agree. You just KNOW the dems will make complete fools of themselves.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (dUJdY)

240 Earlier this afternoon, the World Health Organization declared the Wu Flu a "public health emergency of international concern." In the next breath, they stated their opposition to travel restrictions regarding China. Not long after, Italy said "LOLGF" and cancelled all flights to and from China.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (DTX3h)

241 Voted to convict I meant

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (knpTe)

242 198
President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

Do Not Do It.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (7MK/T)
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I agree. The constitution doesn't say that the Pres. has to deliver a speech in person. The first 100 years of the country, the Pres. would have a document and say 'Here it is, if you know how to read, you may find it interesting". Woodrow Wilson started the speech thing.

In the year 2020 it's a relic. Another thing I'd stop is giving a pardon to the Thanksgiving Turkey. Both are hot button issues for me.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 05:57 PM (VYwSh)

243 The five point palm exploding bowel technique.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (I1GXe)

244 In my evil alternate universe, Trump walks up to the house podium, turns his back to Pelosi, Drops Trou and Bends over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (Kpl3J)

245 I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to.
Let America see just how screwed up the House is. Reality TV by an expert.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (axyOa)

Absolutely. No way Trump won't do it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (H8QX8)

246 I am really looking forward the SOTU. PDT gets to tout all the things he has accomplished and when he says hold my diet coke you know he's not kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (eT+zM)

247 223 190 Is Trump having a rally tonight?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM (a0IVu)

I believe he's having one in Iowa.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 30, 2020 05:55 PM (d6Ksn)

I'm exhausted just watching this show trial and he's out there giving rallies.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (M5wRT)

248 I have a dim view of whipping the shit out of your kids.



As do most of us.
There is a difference between whipping the shit out of your kid, and disciplining.
And my parents disciplined the shit outta me.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (axyOa)

249 The only thing I feel sorry for is that Nadler has to worry about his wife who has cancer and I am sorry for her too, and no, I don't believe in karma nor do I think she deserves it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (WI7YS)

250 The problem with approval polls is they are by definition polls of all adults.

That gives them a built in 5-6 point bias toward Dems. Not to mention that they won't filter out for citizenship.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (PHotS)

251 My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.

After my ma broke all the rulers and spoons on us 4 boys, she started saving the paddle ball paddles. They didn't break. She could whip a mean wet dish rag too.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (K22Va)

252 196 Paul, in fact, is not asking about the whistleblower in any way.

He's asking about a Schiff staffer and an NSC member who were known to be plotting impeachment.

What does that have to do with any whistleblower?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (oVJmc)


If it is games they want, then by Gawd, give them games!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (sy5kK)

253 In the video game Russian Front I would as the German player sight a 88mm on the bridge so it was practically the only place it could fire or be seen. Destroy the first tank crossing and end for all purposefully the Russian advancement.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

254 But if your wife has pancreatic cancer, why would you be in the Senate for this joke of an impeachment? Everyone knows it doesn't even matter. Politics will mess up your priorities.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM

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Who we talkin' about? I can call and coach him on the subject.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (Dhht7)

255 If it is games they want, then by Gawd, give them games!

------------

"Put X in the center square!"

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (sX1BW)

256 At this point it would take literally millions of public hangings for for me to believe DC was salvageable.

Its time to start seceeding.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (keoqc)

257 Of course Trump will do the SOTU. C'mon, you should know what he's like by now.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (d6Ksn)

258 I want Trump to do the SOTU via tweet.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (r+sAi)

259 The five point palm exploding bowel technique.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (I1GXe)
--------------

Also known as "The Taco Bell" method.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (Mc5lZ)

260 "Yes, we could have charged bribery", says Schiff. Also "we could have charged (and he then lists six other crimes, including Climate Change)."

This charade is horrible. He is the worst lawyer in the history of lawyers. If a crime is not charged you can't bring it up in support of actual charges made, as if all those other "charges" (several of which, unlike the actual impeachment articles, are fucking crimes!) somehow justify the bullshit articles.



Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (NVYyb)

261 Absolutely. No way Trump won't do it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (H8QX

Well, then, I hope they do an extra thorough search for weapons, explosive devices etc, because that's how deranged I think some of the Dems could be. I hate to say that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (WI7YS)

262 Barr just appointed a new US Attorney for DC, Timothy Shea.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:47 PM (ZLI7S)

Barr's Righthand man

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (BqBId)

263 There is a difference between whipping the shit out of your kid, and disciplining.

And my parents disciplined the shit outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes



Daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (LHT0w)

264 My mom used the wooden spoon too and yes she broke it on me. I laughed and made some remark. I guess she just snapped because she took an electrical extension cord to me. I had some big welts.




Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 05:52 PM (gmo/4)

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Fucking fuck. Extension cords are brutal.

The more I look back and the more I hear similar stories, the more I realize that having an Italian mom with anger always ready just below the surface prepared me well for life.

We know how to play with fire.

We know that sometimes, even though you are going to get disciplined to within an inch of your life, sometimes it is still worth that one, delicious, perfect moment that exists, bookmarked between you saying something smart-ass in total defiance, and your mother processing whether or not you actually just said what she thinks she heard you say.

The beautiful sunny calm eye of the hurricane.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (l2max)

265 >>Battlefield prep?



That would be my guess. Shea is supposedly one of Barr's closest aides and a law enforcement specialist.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 05:53 PM (ZLI7S)

============================
Brennan, Comey, and Clapper have been rather quiet lately.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (Pqytn)

266 He's talking about poisoned taint.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (RKPlw)

267 I am really looking forward the SOTU.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (eT+zM)


Trump is going to put on a show. No doubt.

He's going to piss off all the right people.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (cpLq8)

268

Sekulow badger back.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (vEIlU)

269 olddog, Schiff's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (eT+zM)

270 I'm exhausted just watching this show trial and he's out there giving rallies.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (M5wRT)
that is why he wins. He should do more, do them all the freaking time The rallies won it for him last time. he has to do more this time to win.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (n13/j)

271 There is a difference between whipping the shit out of your kid, and disciplining.

And my parents disciplined the shit outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes



Daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM



Words of despair:
Wait until your father gets home.



Oh shit!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (axyOa)

272 >>Of course Trump will do the SOTU. C'mon, you should know what he's like by now.


He's gonna walk around the House chamber like he owns the place. He kind of does.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (ZLI7S)

273 President Trump would be crazy stupid to do the SOTU in the House Rotunda before a very hostile, very shameless, and very unaccountable mob.

-
And that's just the press room!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (+y/Ru)

274 All these cancelled flights from China are going to put a crimp in their economy. On top of the domestic upheaval.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (oVJmc)

275 197 What do you call money that a US official gets from a foreign government laundered through family members?

FFS, it's an emolument!

Selling a round of golf at market rates is not an emolument
------------------



We see no difference at all.

Posted by: PROGressive propaganDA at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (sy5kK)

276 Shiff has blown whistles.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 30, 2020 05:56 PM (I1GXe)
*******
Blown a lot more than whistles, Well Meat Whistles

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (BqBId)

277 Gene Hackman is 90. one of my all time favorites.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (xPJvm)

278 I hope Pelosi cancels the SOTU invitation. Trump will then do it at a basketball arena in front of 35,000 screaming patriots. Fuck the racist, fascist Democrats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (NVYyb)

279 Trump is going to put on a show. No doubt.

He's going to piss off all the right people.

-------------

The man has the lowest unemployment rate in history, the best economy in the past 25 years, and he will have vanquised the Democratic House impeachment process.

To not go into the House chamber and gloat and mock and shame and brag would be a sin.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (sX1BW)

280 Yay Jay!

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (/669Q)

281 My mom used to whup us with a wooden spoon because she hurt her hand spanking. Not a woman to hold back on her spankings, mom.

After my ma broke all the rulers and spoons on us 4 boys, she started saving the paddle ball paddles. They didn't break. She could whip a mean wet dish rag too.
Posted by: dartist


Hot Wheels track. With the original lightsaber sound.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (LHT0w)

282 When this is over, Justice Roberts is going to end up with custody of the little booger-eating house apes, no child support, no alimony, no pre-nup, and a bleeding rectum.

Posted by: Fritz at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (ATCV4)

283 The only thing I feel sorry for is that Nadler has to worry about his wife who has cancer and I am sorry for her too, and no, I don't believe in karma nor do I think she deserves it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (WI7YS)


I agree.

He'll not want to be in that chamber anymore.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (vEIlU)

284 Boom goes the dynamite.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (1CjJc)

285 260 Huck Follywood,
Schiff watched reels of Stalin's Show Trials as preparation for the Senate trial. Has he accused Trump of being an enemy of the people yet?

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (EUDB2)

286 Child Rapist Menendez has a question.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (nfcV2)

287 You don't change empires like DC, they change YOU!

Posted by: Shiggz at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (keoqc)

288 Another thing I'd stop is giving a pardon to the Thanksgiving Turkey. Both are hot button issues for me.

That's a funny thing to get exercised about.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (9t0Zz)

289 246 I am really looking forward the SOTU. PDT gets to tout all the things he has accomplished and when he says hold my diet coke you know he's not kidding.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (eT+zM)

Hi, Ben Had! If this is over before the SOTU, PDT will be very tempted to take a yuuuuge verbal victory lap. I hope he resists the urge this once and takes the high road, leaving the Dems to look like total chumps when Nancy and her brood pull some sort of anti-Trump stunt.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

290 Blown a lot more than whistles, Well Meat Whistles
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (BqBId)


The old pepperoni piccolo !

he sausage saxaphone.

The cappicola clarinet !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (M+Lyo)

291 I hope Pelosi cancels the SOTU invitation. Trump will then do it at a basketball arena in front of 35,000 screaming patriots. Fuck the racist, fascist Democrats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


80,000 seat LA Coliseum.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (LHT0w)

292 This charade is horrible. He is the worst lawyer in the history of lawyers. If a crime is not charged you can't bring it up in support of actual charges made, as if all those other "charges" (several of which, unlike the actual impeachment articles, are fucking crimes!) somehow justify the bullshit articles.



Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 06:00 PM (NVYyb)

--------------

Robert Francis O'Rourke: "Man, my last run for public office was a complete and total embarassmentado."

Adam "Pencils" Schiff: "Hold my box-wine."

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (l2max)

293 Sean Davis tweet:

John Roberts did nothing while the FISA court which he personally oversees illegally spied on an American Citizen. He did nothing with DOJ determined the court was defrauded. But when a Senator asked a question? Roberts shut that down. Twice. What a disgraceful coward.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (H8QX8)

294 To not go into the House chamber and gloat and mock and shame and brag would be a sin.
Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (sX1BW)
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And, more than likely, he'll talk about the great people of America who worked hard to make this happen.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (Mc5lZ)

295 All these cancelled flights from China are going to put a crimp in their economy. On top of the domestic upheaval.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 06:02 PM (oVJmc)


this crap happens every year
the general flu strain has killed more atm

This will come and go like sars and mers.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (vEIlU)

296 my fellow americans, and low IQ crooked democrats, the state of the union is I won.

Posted by: x at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (nFwvY)

297 283 The only thing I feel sorry for is that Nadler has to worry about his wife who has cancer and I am sorry for her too, and no, I don't believe in karma nor do I think she deserves it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (WI7YS)

I agree.

He'll not want to be in that chamber anymore.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (vEIlU)

Agreed. Wish his wife all the best in beating it.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (a0IVu)

298 To not go into the House chamber and gloat and mock and shame and brag would be a sin.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (sX1BW)


As the great warrior / poet / philosopher Bill "Superstar" Dundee said - If its true, it ain't braggin' daddy.

We can't spare Trump. The old bastard fights.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (cpLq8)

299 Sean Davis tweet:

John Roberts did nothing while the FISA court which he personally oversees illegally spied on an American Citizen. He did nothing with DOJ determined the court was defrauded. But when a Senator asked a question? Roberts shut that down. Twice. What a disgraceful coward.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (H8QX
--------

I would love to meet Sean Davis someday. And Mollie Hemingway. I would just say THANK YOU. And then let them get back to whatever they were doing.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (/669Q)

300 did, but did not say whistleblower

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

This had to be worked out ahead of time between McConnell and Schumer - no mentioning the WB name or impuging the house managers motives - I can see this happening.

I don't think CJ Roberts really gives a shit about the WB or the Dems - he's doing what was agreed to ahead of time. But I could be wrong.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (32YRo)

301 Trump is going to stride right into that chamber and give his SOTU. Because that's the tradition and that's what he does.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (H8QX8)

302 Just remember from this morning listening to Chris Stigall radio show in Philadelphia that he mentioned from this morning on John Bolton suddenly disappeared as a potential witness and been listening to most of this and didn't hear once Shiffty or anyone mention him.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)

303
Hi, Ben Had! If this is over before the SOTU,
PDT will be very tempted to take a yuuuuge verbal victory lap. I hope
he resists the urge this once and takes the high road, leaving the Dems
to look like total chumps when Nancy and her brood pull some sort of
anti-Trump stunt.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM (AMIL/)

==========================
We are going to hear about the "Do Nothing Congress" 24-7 until Election Day.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (Pqytn)

304 Republican House Members should invite all GOP candidates who are challenging incumbent Democrats to come to Washington. Label their new seats on the House floor for them. Give them a chance to see where they will be sitting, once these horrible, terrible treasonous rat-bastards are finally returned to their natural homes in Venezuela.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (NVYyb)

305 right, like Nadler gives a shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (nfcV2)

306 I expect the women to all wear coordinated outfits Maybe the men will wear flag ties (Following Nigel Farage's example, but just American ties) and then they'll all walk out together holding signs of some sort.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (WI7YS)

307 The man has the lowest unemployment rate in history, the best economy in the past 25 years, and he will have vanquised the Democratic House impeachment process.

-
Drudge is back on WE'RE ALL GONNA STARVE!!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (+y/Ru)

308 There is a difference between whipping the shit out of your kid, and disciplining.

And my parents disciplined the shit outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes



Daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (LHT0w)



Are we back to talking about Hot Wheels track?

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (377Zs)

309 Hot Wheels track. With the original lightsaber sound.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:03 PM (LHT0w)


Always good to meet a fellow alumnus of Hot Wheel Track to the Ass University.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (cpLq8)

310 This will come and go like sars and mers.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (vEIlU)


Monkey Pox !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (M+Lyo)

311 What law does Roberts think he's upholding by not revealing this?

And isn't facing accusers and transparency in general hallmarks of a fair judicial process?

Posted by: Blago at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (sjTfF)

312 What about:

Expresses desire for not sucide.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (/Dg8Z)

313 Sean Davis tweet:

John Roberts did nothing while the FISA court which he personally oversees illegally spied on an American Citizen. He did nothing with DOJ determined the court was defrauded. But when a Senator asked a question? Roberts shut that down. Twice. What a disgraceful coward.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 06:05 PM (H8QX


Sean is a treasure. Hope he's careful.
This runs deep.
Roberts is a coward, yes, but also because he is being squeezed, threatened or w/e. He is under someone's control.

Remember Schumer. Best quote of the year.

"Let me tell you: You take on the intelligence community --- they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (vEIlU)

314 right, like Nadler gives a shit.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (nfcV2)

Doesn't give a **** about what?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (WI7YS)

315 301 - Thought also today Democrats are going to do something during the SotU

And just now a call for Bolton

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

316 I hope Pelosi cancels the SOTU invitation. Trump will then do it at a basketball arena in front of 35,000 screaming patriots. Fuck the racist, fascist Democrats.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


80,000 seat LA Coliseum.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:04 PM



That would be freaking awesome!!!!
Do it in a totally blue city...shove their noses in it.
That would be a party all night event!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (axyOa)

317 Always good to meet a fellow alumnus of Hot Wheel Track to the Ass University.
Posted by: Shit Happens



*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (LHT0w)

318 300 did, but did not say whistleblower

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 05:48 PM (vEIlU)

This had to be worked out ahead of time between McConnell and Schumer - no mentioning the WB name or impuging the house managers motives - I can see this happening.

I don't think CJ Roberts really gives a shit about the WB or the Dems - he's doing what was agreed to ahead of time. But I could be wrong.
Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (32YRo)

And if you look at the way he reads all of the other ones, he just starts reading them out loud. That one, he read silently, and then rejected it. He knew.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (M5wRT)

319 This had to be worked out ahead of time between McConnell and Schumer - no mentioning the WB name or impuging the house managers motives - I can see this happening.

I don't think CJ Roberts really gives a shit about the WB or the Dems - he's doing what was agreed to ahead of time. But I could be wrong.

------------

This is probably right.

Posted by: SH at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (sX1BW)

320 This will come and go like sars and mers.

Pikers.

Posted by: H1N1 at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (nfcV2)

321 Words of despair:

Wait until your father gets home.


Took the words right out of my mouth. What ma gave us was nothing compared to what a tired, hungry WW2 vet gave out. Debating wasn't one of his strong points. Never held a thing against them, we almost always deserved it.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (K22Va)

322 Just remember from this morning listening to Chris Stigall radio show in Philadelphia that he mentioned from this morning on John Bolton suddenly disappeared as a potential witness and been listening to most of this and didn't hear once Shiffty or anyone mention him.
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:06 PM (ZCEU2)


Last seen in Doha Qatar

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (M+Lyo)

323 Uh oh.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

324 OH ho ho, I'm digging this question about the Steele dossier.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (/669Q)

325 Oh maybe once with a HotWheels track now you mention it.

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)

326 Hi Ya Gref, PDT has shown the utmost class in these situations. Remember what they did to him last year and how he handled it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (eT+zM)

327
He'll not want to be in that chamber anymore.


Unfortunately, that normal human decency is something I have seen other pols fail to exhibit in the past. These people worship that power more than God, family, or anything else.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (oVJmc)

328 Trump is a great showman and puts on an entertaining and informative SOTU. He should absolutely not pass on his nationwide audience.

Now the next R POTUS if not a great speaker, may want to break the TV tradition, but there is no reason for the golden scalp weasel to not take advantage of the platform.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (eASYU)

329 ooh

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (nfcV2)

330 245 I'm thinking he'd be crazy not to.
Let America see just how screwed up the House is. Reality TV by an expert.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 05:54 PM (axyOa)

Absolutely. No way Trump won't do it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 05:58 PM (H8QX


Trump is smart enough and quick enough to show them to be fools.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (RKPlw)

331 Hillary! and the Steele dossier!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (M5wRT)

332 "No soup for you!"

Posted by: D-Lamp at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (YyKWA)

333 hahah Hakeem Jeffries is a dope.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

334 Are we back to talking about Hot Wheels track?
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot



Yes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (LHT0w)

335 And my parents disciplined the shit outta me.
Posted by: Diogenes



Daily.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (LHT0w)


Are we back to talking about Hot Wheels track?

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM



Dude,
That was after my time.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (axyOa)

336 Hakeem is running out of words.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (nfcV2)

337 I was hoping this would come up since one of the Dems' questions (I can't be bothered to remember who) essentially asked the same thing but insinuated that Trump would do it.

And I was thinking, haven't we already had such a thing? And did you care about that?

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (/669Q)

338

shrugging off payment by shrillary of fake dossier

scum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (vEIlU)

339 Oh, we're going to AVOID answering this one!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (M5wRT)

340 3 years of this shit its not a conspiracy theory anymore

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:10 PM (ZCEU2)

341 does this guy know what he is doing?

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (n13/j)

342 Somebody needs to send that question in again.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (M5wRT)

343

There are no conspiracy theories, chump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (vEIlU)

344 Jeffries is left holding the bag on the Steele dossier question. What a favor they did him. He's left saying "Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit
here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (NVYyb)

345 Evan McMullin is probably worse than Romney.

Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (wiXsO)

346 Listening to C-SPAN2 callers between sessions last night and today, it struck me how overwhelmingly in favor of the President they were; even one that said she was a Democrat.

I think the the Dems have either given up, or are only watching MSLSD.

Posted by: Droopy at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (XZPbq)

347 Are we back to talking about Hot Wheels track?
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot


Noodles for low carb lasagna ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (M+Lyo)

348 I need to find a young trans person to bolster my image.

Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (EgshT)

349 Here's a translation of what Hakeem's saying:

homina homina homina homina homina homina.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (/669Q)

350 I LOVE the current question in the Senate: Is Steele dossier purchased by Hillary Clinton considered foreign interference in an election??? LOL!!! Lemme answer! LET ME answer that one!!!!

Posted by: MrObvious at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (5prN7)

351 Not to mention that they won't filter out for citizenship.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (PHotS)

You haven't been paying attention.

Citizenship in America is not a qualifier any more to get on the voting rolls. Literally, millions cheat these days, and it is really easy with Motor Voter laws, day of voting registration, mail-in ballots sent weeks before the election, and other ways.




That's the problem.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

352 Investigating Biden is a crime!

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (ZCEU2)

353 My time was way before Hot Wheels. My time was HO race tracks.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)

354 333 hahah Hakeem Jeffries is a dope.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:09 PM (ZLI7S)

Way out of his element and his league.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (M5wRT)

355 now is not the best time to make sure everyone gets in the game.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (n13/j)

356 Love, love, love Jay Sekulow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

357 It looks like MILFY Hunter Hunter Pam Bondi probably won't be answering more questions since they seem to be avoiding the Biden spawn.

Sad!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (ufFY8)

358 Hakeem Jeffries: Hilary paying for foreign dirt isn't the same as Trump because she purchased it.


This has taken a nice turn.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (ZLI7S)

359

This entire day, from the dems is to bring out the truth as a lie. Every single detail. Including Clinton sex.

Every single detail of their treachery they are trying to turn around, soften and lie as the opposite.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (vEIlU)

360 Took the words right out of my mouth. What ma gave us was nothing compared to what a tired, hungry WW2 vet gave out. Debating wasn't one of his strong points.

Never held a thing against them, we almost always deserved it.

Posted by: dartist


All mine were.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (LHT0w)

361

Truly devious.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (vEIlU)

362 You know it's a lie
When they speechify

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (nfcV2)

363 Ha - you go, Jay!

"I guess if you actually go out and buy a conspiracy theory, it's okay."

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (/669Q)

364 olddog, Schiff's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:02

Ah. Well, I will offer prayers for his wife. Schiff, not so much since he's not there with her. Unless, he's lying again. And if he's lying I'll offer prayers for her anyway for being married to the prick. A quick google check shows no reference to Eve and cancer.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (Dhht7)

365 The more I look back and the more I hear similar stories, the more I
realize that having an Italian mom with anger always ready just below
the surface prepared me well for life.



Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (l2max)


My mom's ancestry was German, Dutch and English. Lots of anger. Lots of humor too!

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (gmo/4)

366 353 My time was way before Hot Wheels. My time was HO race tracks.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)

HO racing was my racket, bitch.

Posted by: Iceberg Slim at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

367 Moar Fusion GPS. And Nellie Ohr!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (ptqGC)

368 I decided that every tweet I don't agree with I will report under this new rubrics. They are all meant to intimidate me from voting anyway.

Posted by: David at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (8h6lI)

369 Kinda amazing that Biden becomes borderline coherent when defending the family money making schemes.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (AD3JT)

370 One of the most amazing aspects about this is Ciaramella wasn't on the phone call AND we have the transcript. How this rises to evidence of anything is still extraordinary.

Schiff really thought that Trump would not release it and he would get away with his fairy tale he told in the House. But peachum we must.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (r+sAi)

371 My time was way before Hot Wheels. My time was HO race tracks.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)
---------

You got HO tracks?

Luxury!

In my day, it was Lionel train tracks and we liked it!

..oh, wait...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (Mc5lZ)

372 Repost: Later.

Ben Had scared me to death yesterday saying she's been chasing me all over the blog about the MOME. Ettes are just scary.

So I cornered Heidi and told her in no uncertain terms that I was putting my foot down and we were NOT going.

So please tell Ben that we will be going and that Heidi says we"ll make it work any dates she has considered in October. Which is when she believes it will be happening.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (hmgiv)

373 We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power
by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the
Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd
see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.



Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (wiXsO)

========================
That's a well-wrapped bloody skin you're wearing, McMullin.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (Pqytn)

374 Sekulow being the bulldog!
"This is ALSO not a conspiracy. It SOUNDS like one, but it's not; it's real."

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (M5wRT)

375 Still wondering how each side picks who is going to take the question

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)

376 Wonder how much DC's paper bill is?

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (cF8AT)

377 Still wondering how each side picks who is going to take the question
Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (ZCEU2)
--------

Dunno, but Jeffries got the short straw on that one, LOL.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (/669Q)

378 Greatest fake beating ever recorded: Earache my eye!

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (RuIsu)

379 Oh, and yes, I deserved 99.99% of the beatings I got.

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (gmo/4)

380 Love, love, love Jay Sekulow.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (ptqGC)
*********
Me too!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (wiXsO)

381 Brennan, Comey, and Clapper have been rather quiet lately.


Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:01 PM (Pqytn)

Nah - Brennan was spewing just the other day about needing witnesses and how Trump will be held accountable - you can't shut that imbecile up unless he's tossed in isolation when that take him into custody.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (32YRo)

382 olddog, I got it wrong, It is Nadler's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (eT+zM)

383 OldDog

It's not Schiff's wife who has cancer. If I typed that I was thinking Nadler and wrote Schiff. It's Nadler's wife who has cancer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (WI7YS)

384 Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020

23rd & 24th of October.

I'll spot you a drink.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (u82oZ)

385 Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 06:14 PM (M5wRT)

You mean conspiracy theory?

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (U7voe)

386 353 My time was way before Hot Wheels. My time was HO race tracks.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (Pqytn)



HO racing was my racket, bitch.

Posted by: Iceberg Slim at January 30, 2020 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

=================================
I worked out every angle: Silver-coated conductors, high-performance magnets.The best oil. The best armatures. Muh Ferrari ... Rosebud.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (Pqytn)

387 381 Manafort's and Epstein's old cells will be just fine for Mr. Brennan.

Posted by: whig at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (EUDB2)

388 Philbin was in Griffendyr?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (48RE5)

389 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.



Yo.
McMullin.
Blow me.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

390 Sekulow is good, been watching him since he was making regular appearances on the 700 club.

He had a great big porn stache back in the day.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (0keV9)

391 Cannibal Bob, Oct 23/24 in Corsicana TX.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (eT+zM)

392 Always good to meet a fellow alumnus of Hot Wheel Track to the Ass University.
Posted by: Shit Happens



*fistbump
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (LHT0w)

-------------

Kinda took the fun out of playing with them for about five minutes...

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (l2max)

393 Pimp sock off.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (NWiLs)

394 This is over tomorrow evening its going to be party time

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (ZCEU2)

395 389 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.



THIS is what a loser sounds like.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

396 this advice is probably a little late, but don't point and laugh when your brother is getting the spanking.

Posted by: x at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (nFwvY)

397 now this loser goes after the vice president.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (n13/j)

398 YAY Cannibal Bob!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (dUJdY)

399 So I cornered Heidi and told her in no uncertain terms that I was putting my foot down and we were NOT going.



So please tell Ben that we will be going and that Heidi says we"ll
make it work any dates she has considered in October. Which is when she
believes it will be happening.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (hmgiv)

lol
Pro-tip for MoMe attendees. Do not eat Cannibal Bob's "Chicken"Fingers.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (1CjJc)

400 Will be interesting to watch what FOX does with the Rand Paul question.

If Tucker doesn't say Ciamerllala... Salmonella whatever's name tonight, then FOX is done.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:18 PM (nfcV2)

401 Nah - Brennan was spewing just the other day about
needing witnesses and how Trump will be held accountable - you can't
shut that imbecile up unless he's tossed in isolation when that take him
into custody.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM (32YRo)

========================
Okay. I haven't watched television in six months. That's my excuse.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:18 PM (Pqytn)

402 Generally once a spanking occured learned well don't do that ever again

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:18 PM (ZCEU2)

403 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.



Yo.
McMullin.
Blow me.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM (axyOa)

-----------

Don't they know that the Bad Orange Man is a Bad Bad Man? Who is also Orange?

Posted by: Evan McMullin at January 30, 2020 06:18 PM (l2max)

404 >>So I cornered Heidi and told her in no uncertain terms that I was putting my foot down and we were NOT going.


Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:18 PM (ZW4yd)

405 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

Hey! Who let you out of your locker?!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (xPJvm)

406 Fen, it was my error to olddog.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (eT+zM)

407 391 Cannibal Bob, Oct 23/24 in Corsicana TX.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (eT+zM)


Yay!!!!!! We'll be back from our cruise by then!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (SRRAx)

408 HO racing - older brothers had both slot cars and trains. One Chtistmas, in a moment of not thinking things through, parents bought them crossing tracks, which led to slot car t-boning by whoever was running the locomotive.
The fights were epic.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (8AONa)

409 If the country is half as sick of this shit show as I am, there may be a lot of parties tomorrow.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (H8QX8)

410 Cruz missile , incoming...

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (nfcV2)

411 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

(Insert Nelson Muntz voice) Haha! your impeachment has been usurped!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (iBBEC)

412 Did they never see 'Patton?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 05:41 PM (oVJmc)

Someone must have pointed it out to them, because they released an errata sheet that said wagons and trucks couldn't create wrecks.... but halftracks could. Just upped the ante a little bit.

Posted by: SDN at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (K9d/B)

413
James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
1m
BREAKING: @BernieSanders campaign COO / Counsel, John Robinson, emails his campaign staff ORDERING them to keep their mouths shut.

He attacked our work, but refused to disavow violent revolutionary statements from Kyle Jurek, Martin Weissgerber, Mason Baird, and Daniel Taylor.

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (BqBId)

414
glee,
cruz again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (vEIlU)

415 Shit-for-Brains had better be glad President Boy isn't giving the SOTU in that chamber. The first thing I'd do is walk in, walk over to wherever he sits, and mark my territory.

And to show that I was a true statesman, I'd save some for Nazi Pelousi, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (HaL55)

416 >> hahah Hakeem Jeffries is a dope.


Affirmative Action has consequences.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (ZW4yd)

417 128
In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged
kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.


i think he likes you.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (sGtp+)

418 Pro-tip for MoMe attendees. Do not eat Cannibal Bob's "Chicken"Fingers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 06:17 PM (1CjJc)
-----------

How about his chicken legs?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (Mc5lZ)

419 @JamesOKeefeIII 2 minutes ago

BREAKING: @BernieSanders campaign COO / Counsel, John Robinson, emails his campaign staff ORDERING them to keep their mouths shut.

He attacked our work, but refused to disavow violent revolutionary statements from Kyle Jurek, Martin Weissgerber, Mason Baird, and Daniel Taylor.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (cF8AT)

420 @400
Any host that mentions the name will be fired, that memo has gone out.

So unless Lindsey Graham is being truthful and will instigate Senate hearings about Biden and The Whistle Blower, the Whistle Blowers name will never be allowed to be uttered in public.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (0keV9)

421 They really should have a vote on Ciaramella only, and watch and laugh at the Dems scream and then say "I thought you wanted witnesses".

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (r+sAi)

422

This Q is over the dimwits heads

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (vEIlU)

423 By the way, when hogmartin shows up, wish him a Happy Birthday. It's today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

424 I had so many slot cars from the late 70s and my dad gave them all to my nephews.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ZW4yd)

425 You ever look and see what NIB AFX cars go for!?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ZW4yd)

426 >>Affirmative Action has consequences.

He moves his arms constantly when he talks like a black preacher. I'm convinced that if his arms were tied he would go mute.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ZLI7S)

427 Someone must have pointed it out to them, because
they released an errata sheet that said wagons and trucks couldn't
create wrecks.... but halftracks could. Just upped the ante a little
bit.

Posted by: SDN at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (K9d/B)

==============================
I do remember reading that errata sheet and thinking "Finally".

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (Pqytn)

428 Is this the old gal that said she was around when Nixon was impeached? What the heck is she still doing in the House?

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (/669Q)

429 Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:20 PM (cF8AT)
*******
Beat Ya Tami !

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (BqBId)

430 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged
kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.

He wasn't Chinese was he?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (iBBEC)

431 Any host that mentions the name will be fired, that memo has gone out.

Tucker has fk you money. And is FOX's biggest draw.


No way they will kick themselves in the nuts if Tucker does what he should do.

Time to put up or shuttup , Tucker.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (nfcV2)

432 At SOTU, DJT can say 'Madame Speaker now that Ive been acquitted, you can take some time off and get those teeth fixed.'

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (WQZ1O)

433 348
I need to find a young trans person to bolster my image.


Posted by: Mittens Rombley at January 30, 2020 06:11 PM (EgshT)

What kind are you looking for? We got black ones, white ones. We got your red ones, your yellow ones.

What can I do, to put you in a young tranny today?

Posted by: PedoBear Schiff at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (1CjJc)

434 Is this the old gal that said she was around when Nixon was impeached? What the heck is she still doing in the House?

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (/669Q)

Grifting

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (M+Lyo)

435 Yay!!!!!! We'll be back from our cruise by then!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (SRRAx)


Where are you going?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (dUJdY)

436 >>In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake


'Trump Wins FAG!'

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:22 PM (ZW4yd)

437 Zoe are disappoint

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (n13/j)

438
Any schmoe who mentions the whistleblower's name spends the night in the box!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (pNxlR)

439 @NorCalCrush

Schiff's Committee Published Name Of Alleged Whistleblower Last Week

https://tinyurl.com/vzngxe8

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

440 James O'Keefe @JamesOKeefeIII
1m
BREAKING: @BernieSanders campaign COO / Counsel, John Robinson, emails his campaign staff ORDERING them to keep their mouths shut.

He attacked our work, but refused to disavow violent revolutionary statements from Kyle Jurek, Martin Weissgerber, Mason Baird, and Daniel Taylor.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:19 PM (BqBId)


like they haven't been told that already?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)

441 CNN's John King left the reservation.

He said, "Republicans make a good point. The Whistleblower started all this. Why has the Whistleblower never been questioned? Shouldn't the House Democrats have found a secure way to do that? It's a legitimate point of debate."

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (9t0Zz)

442 Evan McMullin
@EvanMcMullin

We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.

Yo, Evan-- whoever she is, she's not gonna give you the snizz because you did this.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (U7voe)

443 PDT at the SOTU ought to say Madame Sphincter OOOOOPSIES I mean Madame Speaker

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (BqBId)

444 bluebell, sucking up every taxpayer dollar she can and insider trading.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (eT+zM)

445 totally OT - but I am so happy for Nigel Farage. Everything he has been working towards for almost 30 years is finally happening.

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

446 GOP is trying the impeachment in court. The Senate.

The Dems are trying the impeachment in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (l3+k2)

447 190 Is Trump having a rally tonight?
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 05:51 PM

I believe PDT was at the Ford Sterling Axle Plant in Warren, MI this afternoon.

Posted by: clutch at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (9UmRs)

448 On right now, "House of Wax"


with Carolyn Jones, the original Morticia Addams

with her natural blonde hair

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (rpxSz)

449 Had a HS bud who had HO cars. What a blast we had racing those things, sometimes into the morning.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (HaL55)

450 441 CNN's John King left the reservation.

He said, "Republicans make a good point. The Whistleblower started all this. Why has the Whistleblower never been questioned? Shouldn't the House Democrats have found a secure way to do that? It's a legitimate point of debate."




SECRET WITNESSES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF OUR DEMOCRACY!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (oVJmc)

451 Schiff missed his true calling: TV Preacher.

"The Lord will punish you if you keep cheating on elections and colluding with foreigners! Repent now, sinner! And to ensure the Lord forgives you, send a $10,000 certified check to The Schiff Church of the Holy Whistleblowers, PO Box 666, Gardena, CA zipcode 90909!"

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (AMIL/)

452 Roberts is a coward, yes, but also because he is being squeezed, threatened or w/e. He is under someone's control.

Remember Schumer. Best quote of the year.

"Let me tell you: You take on the intelligence community --- they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:07 PM (vEIlU)
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Then he's been a coward right out of the starting gate. And W picked him on purpose because W was in on it.

This guy has been a disappointment from the get-go.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (VYwSh)

453 I had so many slot cars from the late 70s and my dad gave them all to my nephews.
Posted by: garrett

Hope you still got the Beanie Babies.

Posted by: Miklos, checking Ebay at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (QzkSJ)

454 Teresa, Wonderful!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (eT+zM)

455 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM (ptqGC)


they have good cake

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (vEIlU)

456 423 By the way, when hogmartin shows up, wish him a Happy Birthday. It's today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

Me too.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (cF8AT)

457 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (vEIlU)
*******
someone ought to drop some knowledge on that DOLT & Tell Him, you are shutting the Barn door after all the Horses were stolen

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (BqBId)

458 I worked out every angle: Silver-coated conductors, high-performance magnets.The best oil. The best armatures. Muh Ferrari ... Rosebud.
Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:16 PM


Rubbing alcohol
Q-tips
180 grit
Tomy track cleaning tool
Ford GT in white & blue

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (377Zs)

459 Tami, it's your birthday? Happy birthday! I hope you get taken out to dinner and you can order something that's not chicken!

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (/669Q)

460 Shitting their pants, they are:

Twitter Trends

1
Politics · Trending
Rand Paul
Trending with: #ArrestRandPaul, #RandPaulResign

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (DhaqP)

461 Lying, that the Clinton impeachment was not bi-partisan is ridiculous.

Posted by: EveR at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (R0z7P)

462 Trump rally in Des Moines tonight. RSBN has a you tube live feed

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (FTlwv)

463 Posted by: clutch at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (9UmR
*******
Yes In Iowa

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (BqBId)

464 439
@NorCalCrush



Schiff's Committee Published Name Of Alleged Whistleblower Last Week



https://tinyurl.com/vzngxe8

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:23 PM (cF8AT)

On Nov. 10, 2019.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (1CjJc)

465 By the way, when hogmartin shows up, wish him a Happy Birthday. It's today.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (ptqGC)

Me too.
Posted by: Tami



Happy birthday Tami, hogmartin & JJ Sefton!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (LHT0w)

466 Occam's Razor... Roberts is GOPe.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (l3+k2)

467 >>Hope you still got the Beanie Babies.


I traded those for PCP.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (ZW4yd)

468 John fucking Roberts:

worm

Posted by: Shoey77 at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (lg4FP)

469 I love Sean Davis - he's right that this WB "no mentioning deal" is shitty given how this whole thing got started - but this looks like a deal that was struck before hand and that's how the Senate works - they really don't hate each other, McConnell and Schumer - that's for the base to think and vote on. You give me something, and I'll give you something is how this works at this level, and Schumer wanted this off the table - if I was on his side, I don't blame him. What McConnell got was probably the letting go of a few Dems to cross over and vote for acquittal in the end - and whose to say it wasn't that bad a deal, all given. We'll see.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (32YRo)

470 He said, "Republicans make a good point. The Whistleblower started all this. Why has the Whistleblower never been questioned? Shouldn't the House Democrats have found a secure way to do that? It's a legitimate point of debate."
Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM

Because the dems don't want ANYONE to talk to the "whistleblower" (a bullshit term if I ever heard one, like dossier!) If they did and they had to testify they are totally screwed. They wanted to use him like they do the MFM with anonymous sources, dropping turds all over and controlling the narrative. It blew up in their faces.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (iBBEC)

471 Who asked this Q about 1 week witnesses?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (vEIlU)

472 My ma cooked, cleaned, did laundry, ironed, baked and whatever else it took to take care of my dad, 4 boys and whatever dog we had at the time for her entire life. She was so good at it that it was easy to take it for granted. I wonder how many pussy hats of today could do that.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (K22Va)

473 Beat Ya Tami !

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 06:21 PM (BqBId)

I blame my husband. Tearing out kitchen cabinets 20 feet to my left is distracting!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (cF8AT)

474 Des Moines, IA. 07:00 pm (CST)

{{{ Trump Rally }}}

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (RKPlw)

475 The thing with communists is when something goes wrong it is always someone's fault.

Shit never just happens in communism.

Someone is always at fault, even if it is just to give someone else a chance to screw you and get ahead.

Someone is going to have to pay for screwing the impeachment up for the communists.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (HALdu)

476 @431
Unless you want to lose one of the most effective voices of reason on television, you better hope he doesn't mention the whistle blowers name.

He will be fired, period, full stop.

And he will never work anywhere else in media again.

I don't want to lose that and I'm certain Tucker enjoys what he's doing, so let's keep him there.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (0keV9)

477 jumpy computer ? heh

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (B+t5k)

478 olddog, I got it wrong, It is Nadler's wife.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:15 PM
---------------

Got it. Off to google. Will still say prayer for Schitt's wife, because Schitt.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (Dhht7)

479 >>Ford GT in white & blue

Jaguar RT in Lime Green and White.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 06:27 PM (ZW4yd)

480 Evan McMullin

@EvanMcMullin



We're witnessing the raw, partisan pursuit of power by Senate
Republicans, most of whom appear willing to destroy the Constitution if
it serves their personal interests, I never thought I'd see such an
unpatriotic display in America, let alone the Senate. Never.



Yo, Evan-- whoever she is, she's not gonna give you the snizz because you did this.

Posted by: Vanya at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (U7voe)

who ever cared what this jagoff says? Who cares about this jagoff?

and these dems are begging now.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (n13/j)

481 459 Tami, it's your birthday? Happy birthday! I hope you get taken out to dinner and you can order something that's not chicken!

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (/669Q)

Thank you! Going out tomorrow night with the fam. Imma get a steak!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (cF8AT)

482 Happy birthday Tami, hogmartin & JJ Sefton!!!

There must have been some potent aphrodisiacs 30 April.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (ykYG2)

483 LOL

Schiff's proposal to let Roberts decide issues....FUCK THAT.

lolgf dipSchiff


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (ufFY8)

484 Happy birthday Tami!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (dUJdY)

485 nood

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (a0IVu)

486 Tami- HAPPY BIRTHDAY with flowers and balloons!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (eT+zM)

487 yay steak! bon appetit Tami.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (ykYG2)

488 Guessing that since this thing belongs to Schiff and Nadler that Pelosi is going to put Schiff in charge of blowing Nadler and Nadler in charge of blowing Schiff.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (HALdu)

489 At the risk of ruining everything, I plan on being at the Texas MoMe. I'll be the weird guy hovering around the edges.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (xPJvm)

490 Shiffty - Just one more week and we can turn this around, honest Injun we can

Posted by: Skip at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (ZCEU2)

491 Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020 06:13 PM (hmgiv)
..........

Did I miss something or did Bob gain weight?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (v0R5T)

492 I'm tellin ya, Trump needs to look at Nancy in the middle of the SOTU and say "CI-A-MA-RELL-A!!!!" And then just pause for a bit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (trdmm)

493 Has Schiff ever volunteered to testify?

Posted by: EveR at January 30, 2020 06:28 PM (R0z7P)

494 Happy birthday Tami, hogmartin & JJ Sefton!!!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (u82oZ)

495 they keep talking about the business of the Senate because they are running scared.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (n13/j)

496 Unless you want to lose one of the most effective voices of reason on
television, you better hope he doesn't mention the whistle blowers name.

He will be fired, period, full stop.

And he will never work anywhere else in media again.


Wow. That's dark. And wrong. And silly.

Ever hear of OANN? NRAtv?


Hell Tucker could start his own damn internet-only network and take Fox's viewership with him.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (nfcV2)

497 In other news, I was in Publix ordering a cake, and a middle school-aged kid walked up next to me and had a violent, hacking cough all over me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 05:43 PM

Hopefully not a Chinese exchange student. We'd miss you! Do NOT drink a corona tonight!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (iBBEC)

498 oh good, break

laundry buzzer going nuts

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (vEIlU)

499 Tami, it's your birthday? Happy birthday! I hope you get taken out to dinner and you can order something that's not chicken!

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 06:26 PM (/669Q)

----------

It's my birthday too! No lie.

*fistbump*

And I am actually 29. In hexadecimal.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (l2max)

500 Thanks y'all!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:30 PM (cF8AT)

501 So I haven't watched any of the peachum, and decided I have a few minutes to kill and holy crap how incredibly boring and dumb this it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

502 Happy birthday Tami.

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 06:30 PM (9t0Zz)

503 Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash

You are taking my job description for your own.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 06:30 PM (u82oZ)

504 Guessing that the FBI got the warrants for Page by swapping Mcmullins info for Page's

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 06:30 PM (HALdu)

505 Rubbing alcohol

Q-tips

180 grit

Tomy track cleaning tool

Ford GT in white blue

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 30, 2020 06:25 PM (377Zs)

=========================
For those who were too young ... Rubbing alcohol for the rear tires. The best tires were silicone fat slicks. Q-tips for cleaning the armature area. Better remove the cotton threads before buttoning up the car. I think I had a Ford GT, too. I know I had a Corvette Stingray and the Maserati body. Wast the Tomy track tool for cleaning out the slots?

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:31 PM (Pqytn)

506 450
441 CNN's John King left the reservation.



He said, "Republicans make a good point. The Whistleblower started
all this. Why has the Whistleblower never been questioned? Shouldn't the
House Democrats have found a secure way to do that? It's a legitimate
point of debate."







SECRET WITNESSES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF OUR DEMOCRACY!


secret hearsay witnesses are best witnesses

Posted by: house manglers at January 30, 2020 06:31 PM (sGtp+)

507 Wait until your father gets home.


Took the words right out of my mouth. What ma gave us was nothing compared to what a tired, hungry WW2 vet gave out. Debating wasn't one of his strong points. Never held a thing against them, we almost always deserved it.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 06:08 PM (K22Va)


Pissing off Father Hate was a really dumb thing to do and yes, my asshole brother and I deserved every fucking bit of punishment that was doled out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 30, 2020 06:32 PM (y7DUB)

508 How can you have a Star Chamber without secret witnesses!?

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 06:32 PM (HALdu)

509 Happy Birthday, Tami.

How old are you?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

510 I don't get Alexander. He has been around a long time. I haven't followed his career but I am surprised he has become this. Fake Republican. Why do they keep bringing up Nixon? Why not bring up Johnson?
I recall the House Manager speeches from the Clinton Impeachment. They were articulate and they even made history. This stuff is just bilious Bull Shit. They are not even interesting as they fail.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:33 PM (n13/j)

511 Forgot what the two conductor pellets were called. They sat in sockets and conducted the electrical charge between the copper/silver pickups and the armature. Notorious for carbon buildup. Had to carefully buff them before serious work.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 06:35 PM (Pqytn)

512 Hope there are a lot of commenters before me -- as of now I am 1st and that terrifies me.

Go Rand! There can not be anonymous accusations any more. Howsabout adding charges that are not included in the impeachment?

Nasty stuff from Schiff/Nadler/Pelosi.

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2020 06:35 PM (MIKMs)

513 Happy B'day, Tami. Enjoy your steak. Might want to throw bottle of A-1 in purse just in case.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2020 06:36 PM (Dhht7)

514 I think I saw something.

Mitch asks a question for Lamar Alexander.

Might mean Alexander is basically on side.

Of course, the question had to be adapted to Lamar's limp wristed style.

Posted by: Miklos, with Easter Egg at January 30, 2020 06:36 PM (QzkSJ)

515 509 Happy Birthday, Tami.

How old are you?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

Same age as the rest of the horde.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:37 PM (cF8AT)

516 It's my birthday too! No lie.

*fistbump*

And I am actually 29. In hexadecimal.

Posted by: reason at January 30, 2020 06:29 PM (l2max)

Happy B-day!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 06:38 PM (cF8AT)

517 SECRET WITNESSES ARE THE FOUNDATION OF OUR DEMOCRACY!

secret hearsay witnesses are best witnesses
Posted by: house manglers

The Dignity Canal will be built in the bright light of day!

Also rain, snow and sleet.

Posted by: Miklos from GECSPLAN at January 30, 2020 06:38 PM (QzkSJ)

518 Happy Birthday, Tami.

How old are you?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 06:32

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How did Bolton say it? "It's OK to lie, to protect the truth." Or, something like that.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 30, 2020 06:39 PM (Dhht7)

519 You know who else was a government whistleblower? Linda Tripp
Fired by Clinton.
Personal personnel files leaked to the press.
Every aspect of her life back to an arrest at 19 scrutinized.
Repeatedly requested to perjure herself to an FBI investigation.
I'm pretty sure her name was mentioned during Clintons impeachment.

Posted by: Kazi at January 30, 2020 06:40 PM (0x00j)

520 45 minute break


Unfortunately, the US Capitol does not have a Members' Bar like the UK Parliament.

Posted by: Miklos, treble all 'round! at January 30, 2020 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

521 Extend a week for witnesses. Super easy. Barely an inconvenience.

Posted by: Manager Schiff at January 30, 2020 06:44 PM (q1Pj5)

522 A lobbyiest that works with us once told me that the Senate was a lot like those old Sheep Dog/Coyote cartoons where they both say hello in the morning and then punch in to work before going to there appointed stations - one to steal sheep and the other to protect them - at the end of the day they say punch out and say good by. In between they are punching and crushing each other while doing their apponted roles. It's hard to discern this from our advantage but I suppose he's right. Mitch is letting the Dems have their way with some stuff on the WB, and then Schumer is letting Mitch have his on some votes.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 06:45 PM (32YRo)

523 149 -- Christopher -- Us Czech women can wield a mighty wooden spoon, too. I broke my favorite wooden spoon on #3 son's butt because the damn twerp forgot to perform a task three days in a row.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 30, 2020 06:46 PM (zDcjz)

524 The only thing I feel sorry for is that Nadler has to worry about his wife who has cancer and I am sorry for her too, and no, I don't believe in karma nor do I think she deserves it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 05:59 PM (WI7YS)

She's an enabler. Just look at him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 06:46 PM (LxWV7)

525 there was a bar in S.E. DC near the Cannon building. I don't recall the name but Henry Hyde used to show up there. The funny thing about Capitol Hill bars is they would have two tvs, one on ESPN and one on C-Span. Weird town.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 06:46 PM (n13/j)

526 Unfortunately, the US Capitol does not have a Members' Bar like the UK Parliament.
Posted by: Miklos, treble all 'round! at January 30, 2020 06:41 PM (QzkSJ)

Vice President Harry Truman was very popular as the President of the Senate. He hosted an open door, bi-partisan hooch fest in his Senate office.

Posted by: Kazi at January 30, 2020 06:46 PM (0x00j)

527 "You haven't been paying attention.

Citizenship in America is not a qualifier any more to get on the voting rolls. Literally, millions cheat these days, and it is really easy with Motor Voter laws, day of voting registration, mail-in ballots sent weeks before the election, and other ways."

Not fully correct, though it is a big problem.

This is a state by state issue. Some states, such as Florida, have a very tight set of election ID and eligibility standards. Others, such as CA (by design) do not.

Approval polls are catching large numbers of illegals from states where their votes won't matter. And also from states where their votes won't count.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 06:50 PM (PHotS)

528 This is a state by state issue. Some states, such as Florida, have a very tight set of election ID and eligibility standards. Others, such as CA (by design) do not.

In the Famous Hanging Chad Election of 2000, it turned out that more than 30,000 people were registered in both NY and FL, of whom about 7000 voted in both states.

Posted by: Miklos, with non-trivial electoral trivia at January 30, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)

529 totally OT - but I am so happy for Nigel Farage. Everything he has been working towards for almost 30 years is finally happening.
Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 06:24 PM (a0IVu)

I hope he gets well rewarded by Boris Johnson and/or the Queen. Maybe a Life Peerage?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 07:00 PM (LxWV7)

530 People incorrectly think the Impeachment process has been totally unproductive and that's just untrue. Today alone, the Democrats threw out enough verbal strawman arguments to bed all the horses in Kentucky for the next 3 years.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 30, 2020 07:03 PM (5prN7)

531 Ok, Rands question didn't get read but....a bunch of Senators then asked the question without names but the substance was the same. Schiff got up and acted completely offended that these folks keeping trying to slander his staff and he won't dignify the question with an answer. Did not address the question.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 30, 2020 07:07 PM (KSBDE)

532 Roberts is acting in accordance with his political beliefs. He is a left-of-center uniparty member.

Here is the evidence that you are probably incorrect: Roberts wrote the decision in the Obamacare case that was later used by Scalia as the minority response to the majority court decision. In other words Roberts had made up his mind on the ruling and wrote the majority decision overturning Obamacare then he "changed his mind". There is no other example in the history of the SCOTUS of a justice writing a decision and then changing his mind. Strong arming is the most likely explanation for that black swan event.

Posted by: An Observation at January 30, 2020 07:39 PM (uYhRu)

533 i feel sorry for nadler's tailor.

Posted by: mjc at January 30, 2020 07:58 PM (Pg+x7)

534 You want freedom of speech?
Get your ass over to GAB! How often do we have to say this? Only "censorship" is of clearly illegal speech and porn (sort of). Not only that, have thousands of groups, trending news YOU put on the site, a Chromium based browser in beta (pretty stable). Yes there are crazies but many more good honest folks who want to speak and hear the truth!

#GetonGab

Posted by: Dale Sigler at January 30, 2020 08:23 PM (P8upX)

535 These polls are off by about 10% but are we to believe our lying eyes or these polls which have been consistently wrong?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at February 01, 2020 06:01 AM (Ju2mK)

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