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Skilled Tradesmen vs Journalists - Who is Smarter?
[BUCK THROCKMORTON]

Following the Don Lemon/Rick Wilson incident in which CNN journalists mocked working-class Trump voters as stupid people intimidated by reading and geography, Ace explained that journalists are people of average intelligence who fetishize being high IQ – because most of them are not.

I’d like to expand on that and state that the average tradesman is much more intelligent than the average journalist – especially at STEM skills. If any of those snotty journalists ever actually observed the tradesmen who make our lives possible, they would be shocked to learn how much math and science is required to do their jobs. Carpenters, plumbers, and electricians are employing science and math in their jobs all day long. Can you imagine a journalist trying to understand amperes? Of course they couldn’t. Yet because they can identify Ukraine on a map they think they’re smarter than an electrician.

Here is just one example of how a journalist can skate through college without having to be academically challenged at all in science or math: A student can get a degree in journalism at the University of Texas’ “prestigious” School of Journalism without taking a single math class nor a meaningful science class. There is a whopping requirement of one Math class (3 hours), but the journalism student has the option of substituting it with Educational Psychology, Sociology, or African Diaspora Studies. The requirement for 6 hours of Science can be satisfied with a combination of Astronomy, Nutrition, and Geography. (I verified this at the University of Texas’ Moody College of Communication web site regarding the 2019-2020 year curriculum.)

So bravo to our journalism students. While they’re making “A”s in Educational Psychology and learning how to find Ukraine on the map, nursing student are studying Physiology and Microbiology, and electricians are studying joules and volts. Oh, and let’s not forget machine operators. They’re skillfully operating backhoes, excavators, cranes and such, while the stars of CNN need assistance to change the battery in their personal groomers before going on air to insult those machine operators.

No, not only are journalists not as smart as they pretend to be, they’re not as smart as the people they mock. Not even close.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 07:38 PM




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1 Journalists don't know shit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 07:38 PM (ExV1e)

2 Lean to code sugar tits.

But first, you will blow me.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 31, 2020 07:39 PM (+dsLj)

3 I have informed the others.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 07:39 PM (ExV1e)

4 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at January 31, 2020 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

5 Lemon isn't even a journalist.

The Brits call them 'newsreaders.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

6 Journalists, or mentally challenged chimpanzees... which is smarter?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (e7Ugy)

7 Buck Throckmorten, I'm totally digging your stuff.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (7bcfy)

8 Journalists, or mentally challenged chimpanzees... which is smarter?
Posted by: Hawkpilot at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (e7Ugy)
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Why are you picking on us?

Posted by: Chimpanzees everywhere at January 31, 2020 07:41 PM (WEBkv)

9
This is the classic trick question.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:41 PM (sy5kK)

10 Odds Schumer will introduce another amendment ?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:41 PM (CDGwz)

11 Journalism Majors thank the god they don't believe in every day for Education Majors keeping them off the bottom of the Entering Freshman SAT chart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 31, 2020 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

12 Sad thing is that even the journalism majors know the education majors are completely retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

13 STEM classes are something you cannot bullshit your way through. Be woke means nada in STEM.

Posted by: tubal at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (bCLt0)

14 >>>they can identify Ukraine on a map

They can't until they've prepped for a particular story.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (M5wRT)

15 The Brits call them 'newsreaders.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)
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And Brit newsreaders are probably smarter than the journalists over here.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (WEBkv)

16 There was a good link on Twitter to studies which consistently show Republicans outscore Dems on various tests about everything from word knowledge, to science, to geography.

This is not surprising. They said the gap narrowed some under Trump, but I believe that is because he has attracted more traditional Democratic constituencies so of course the gap would close some.

Posted by: Thatch at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (llU0Y)

17 I am smart..not like the others.

Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (WX+x0)

18
You write something wrong, you get yelled at.


You mis-operate a piece of heavy machinery, people die.


What was the question again?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)

19 Journalists are mostly Leftist hacks without 2 brain cells .

Ben Rhodes probably agrees with me

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (ZCEU2)

20 Another one...kissing up to Roberts this time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (CDGwz)

21 Journalists, or mentally challenged chimpanzees... which is smarter?


Have you ever seen a troop of journalist trying to fuck a football? It's hysterically funny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) reminds you at January 31, 2020 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

22 Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 31, 2020 07:43 PM (HuH1F)

23 Having worked with UAW skilled trades for many years, I can vouch for their skills.skills Quite impressive.


But what was truly exceptional was their ability to avoid situations where those skills would be put to . . . uh . . . work.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2020 07:43 PM (8AONa)

24 willowed

Plus, I like GILFs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 07:38 PM (zBaqJ)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (q1Pj5)

25 Ok. I'm still thinking about Liz Hurley.
But.
I'd like to see some idiot journalist draw up, create and install a cornice.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (axyOa)

26 12
Sad thing is that even the journalism majors know the education majors are completely retarded.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


And both look down on Bitter Women's Studies majors.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

27 Plumbers do more for a healthy and happy society than journalists do.

Posted by: Syzygy at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (B3kya)

28 The contents of the honey wagon that pumps my septic holding tanks is smarter than journolists.

Posted by: henry at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (J3Rfi)

29 Buck Throckmorten, I'm totally digging your stuff.


Pish. I'm still pissed about his anti Free Trade post. I got into it too late too have much of an impact, but I don't like people who haven't made their bones around here insulting me.

Yes, journalism degrees are not worky. Brilliant.

Next up, seals can be trained to clap.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (gd9RK)

30 "Skilled Tradesmen vs Journalists - Who is Smarter?"

Is this a trick question?

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

31 What CaliGirl said.

Started in the trades, taught myself some good skillz that have been harnessed into a decent aerospace engineer job in north 'bama.

There were journalists in my graduate American literature electives, and they were dumber than a rusty box of files.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (VcFUs)

32 17 I am smart..not like the others.
Posted by: Fredo Cuomo at January 31, 2020 07:42 PM (WX+x0)

"I'm smart. Not like everybody says, like dumb."

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 07:45 PM (M5wRT)

33 I'd like to see some idiot journalist draw up, create and install a cornice.

Posted by: Diogenes


I once had a girlfriend named Cornice.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

34 runner, see my 481 on previous thread for purity test.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (KmeWm)

35 You're far too kind to the JournoLists - I feel pretty confident most of them wouldn't be able to correctly label Ukraine on a map either.

When I was at UVA 25 years ago, if you were in the school of government and international relations you could get out of taking math if you had taken calculus in high school, which I had.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (8r7DE)

36 Isn't journalism school where the folks who couldn't make it in the education department wind up? I bet all those journalism school grads have been well steeped in Frankfurt school thinking but don't even know it, cuz they've never studied enough history or read enough to know where their taught theories of how society should work originated.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (eASYU)

37 My brother advised his son, regarding what to major in in college: An engineer can be a journalist, but a journalist can't be an engineer.

Posted by: April at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (OX9vb)

38 I installed a water heater for a really nice couple, both teachers at SUNY Fredonia. The guy asked me if he could watch, she joined him, and they thought I had cracked alchemy when I started soldering the pipes. Neither taught in the engineering department. Appreciation of something 101 I think.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (C1Lsn)

39 UT sucks.

I would never send my grandchildren there.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (JFO2v)

40 Pep,

How was she in the corners? A little off or a hole lot of on?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 07:47 PM (VcFUs)

41 33 I'd like to see some idiot journalist draw up, create and install a cornice.

Posted by: Diogenes

I once had a girlfriend named Cornice.
Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

She was one game hen!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

42 Willowed, non-noodstered.

494
481

403. - Nicola Paget, Jean Shrimpton, Minnie Driver, Julie Christie



Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (KmeWm)

Hayleey Atwell. Half Brit, half American. I'll give them the benefit of doubt on Brexit day.

Maybe NSFW. Just barely.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v68gv8a

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:47 PM (1CjJc)

43 I repeat, UNC School of Journalism eliminated and requirements for post-1865 History, or Economics courses. Those, apparently, are not relevant to 'journalists'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (CDGwz)

44 Beautiful Englishwomen - Vivien Leigh, Kay Kendall, Deborah Kerr.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (KmeWm)

45 I am amazed at how un-handy people are these days. My wife's family couldn't tell you what a hammer is.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (M+Lyo)

46 38
I installed a water heater for a really nice couple, both teachers at
SUNY Fredonia. The guy asked me if he could watch, she joined him, and
they thought I had cracked alchemy when I started soldering the pipes.
Neither taught in the engineering department. Appreciation of something
101 I think.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (C1Lsn)

Soldering the pipes, huh? That's what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (1CjJc)

47 eliminated *all* requirements

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (CDGwz)

48 Not sure I want to take that African Diptheria course.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (aKsyK)

49 who's smarter romney or journalists. answer that, buck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (KP5rU)

50 Standard fare journalists specialize in the trivial; tradesmen in the technical.

Thing is I don't qualify most newspersons as journalists anymore. Not in any real sense. They are just people with opinions on par with pretty much anyone who breathes. Not exceptional in any way but for the rare bird who, by virtue of lots of worldly experience, acquires knowledge from many specialties and an ability, acquired from somewhere else other than academia, to critically think.

They are mostly infotainers.

And we won't even address the integrity component of people composing paid promotional material for editors and owners who are equally agenda-driven.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (6eEQ+)

51 1
Journalists don't know shit.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 07:38 PM (ExV1e

Why would I want to pay attention to these people's journals anyway?

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (gVDpb)

52 403. - Nicola Paget, Jean Shrimpton, Minnie Driver, Julie Christie

Posted by: kallisto ]/i]

Was gonna swipe left, but saw Minnie. Wish it was POV.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (VcFUs)

53 BUCK is a stud

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (oQJgr)

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (VcFUs)

55 runner, see my 481 on previous thread for purity test.
Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:46 PM (KmeWm)


I did ! Are you saying all English, or none are ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

56 I'm a fucking shit shoveling Horse Trainer and I know not only where Ukraine is but the politics surrounding it.

Buck, Your a nice guy but Ace you ain't. You need to think a little harder for this audience.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (n7enF)

57 You are so right. My daughter graduated last year with a BS in Nursing from Creighton. It was an intense and challenging program. She had to dedicate 4 years of her life and I am so impressed with all she learned and how she is very knowledgeable about so many things.

Journalism degrees are a joke.

Learn to code.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (haWye)

58 Writing does not require a very high level of fluid intelligence: processing speed and short-term memory. I know because I'm very stupid, but I can write. I can also write code so that's good news for journalists.

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (JkygK)

59 I am amazed at how un-handy people are these days. My wife's family couldn't tell you what a hammer is.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Fixed the leaky shower-tub faucet today. I expect most people would have paid ~$200.00 to a plumber. My cost? $1.59...plus tax.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (CDGwz)

60 WTF are voting on now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (CDGwz)

61 Hawkpilot: "Journalists, or mentally challenged chimpanzees... which is smarter?"

Define "mentally challenged" because, otherwise, it's an easy call.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (6eEQ+)

62 Amendments over, now voting on rules for deliberating and voting on articles of impeachment.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (q1Pj5)

63 42 - flounder, I'm waiting for clearance from runner on my picks. And I can't access your link right now unfortunately.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (KmeWm)

64 Communications degree > Journalism degree

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (Ed8Zd)

65 Bowl full of soft, almost diarhea, turds> Mitt Romney

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (oQJgr)

66 {{{Ben Had}}}

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (gd9RK)

67 41 33 I have filled trash bags attempting to cut crown molding.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (C1Lsn)

68 Soldering the pipes, huh? That's what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (1CjJc)


At least he let him watch.
Kinky!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (axyOa)

69 I think Liz Taylor was born in England.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (KmeWm)

70 I have know a few dumb tradesmen. Never knew one to stay in business who could not do their job.

There are many "journalists" who have managed to do just that.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (y/fJ4)

71 willowed from the last thread.

David Alexander Clarke Jr. is an American former law enforcement official who served as Sheriff of Milwaukee County, Wisconsin from 2002 to 2017. In 2002, Clarke was appointed to the position by Governor Scott McCallum and later elected that same year to his first four-year term.

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (MTxDQ)

72 60 WTF are voting on now?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (CDGwz)

A set of rules they came up with. It's all very inside baseball, I think.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 07:52 PM (M5wRT)

73 Lemon isn't even a journalist.

The Brits call them 'newsreaders.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

Can anyone find out if he even got a degree? All his bios use weasely language about attending Brooklyn College and then continuing his journalism "studies" at LSU. None that I've seen say that he was graduated from LSU with a degree. Just struck me as odd....

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (Ed8Zd)

74
Skilled Tradesmen vs Journalists - Who is Smarter?



Tradesmen, but there are a few notable exceptions among journalists.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

75 When I was at UVA 25 years ago, if you were in the
school of government and international relations you could get out of
taking math if you had taken calculus in high school, which I had.

Posted by: radar


Pep daughter #3 was admitted to UVA but chose WandM. Good choice for her. She was an IR major, which I originally wasn't thrilled about, but was a superstar in the department. She worked her ass off, won every award there was to win, including best Russian student (except she wasn't a Russian major). Anyway, she turned that in to admissions to HLS and Stanford LS. She told Harvard to get bent. She's now clerking, and will start at a big law firm making more than I did when I finished my career.

Point is, there are a lot of slackers in the humanities, but also some very smart, very hardworking people.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (T6t7i)

76 63
42 - flounder, I'm waiting for clearance from runner on my picks. And I can't access your link right now unfortunately.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (KmeWm)

AoSHQ has standards? What?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (1CjJc)

77 Communications degree > Journalism degree
Posted by: LASue
-------
Mass Communications degree > Communications degree > Journalism degree

Because, Mass more better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (CDGwz)

78 I see the side bar thing on the Former Ambassador to Ukraine. These Con Artists are good, but they have the help of the media.

I believe this is the part of the Con known as "The Blow Off". All the guilty parties will fade into the wood work with the money. We'll be left knowing we got scammed, having a good idea who did it, but able to do nothing about it.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (Wm5SB)

79 Mike, shit you not... I solved many a radar fault with a hammer. Just open the card basket and tap the circuit cards lightly to reseat them.


Buncha my peers would swap cards and backplanes and chase bits and bytes with a logic probe. There's a reason tradesmen are more successful and happy. We don't fvck around with stoopid shite

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (VcFUs)

80 Bander, right back at you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (n7enF)

81 Ever see a protest at a trade school?

Me neither.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (axyOa)

82 They are useless prigs who fancy themselves smarter than other people to avoid reckoning with the fact that they are useless prigs.

They deserves ridicule for their lack of manly acumen. That, and their man boobs and/or bleached anus.

Posted by: Vibratodora de Sally Yates at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (el849)

83 Journalists and "educators" are both agents of lefty propaganda. Pretty much interchangeable.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (Tnijr)

84 55 - all English

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (KmeWm)

85 On that knowing where Ukraine is topic, a journalist can make virtually anyone look stupid by blindsiding them with a trivial question (not to mention edits but that's a different matter). Here is an example:

I've met two people from Europe with doctors in geography. Neither of them knew the capital of Uruguay. What do I know about world geography? Just that and nothing else is as big as Texas.

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (JkygK)

86 46 heh. Flounder, I was going to say sweating the pipes but I figured the usual response would be about the same.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 07:55 PM (C1Lsn)

87 I have an unusual job. Suffice it to say I work with top notch PhD level scientists, and turn around and work with all sorts of crafts people - drillers, surveyors, electricians, etc. can't say I've seen much of an intelligence difference over the years.

One time I watched a master carpenter build a set of stairs by eyeball, without wasting more than a few small scraps of wood. I ask him how he does it and he just shrugs - "I see it in my mind, then I build it". Guy is basically free handing with a circular saw.

Training the mind to see logically and clearly is a skill. What classes do journalists take that teach them that?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)

88 Montevideo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 07:55 PM (gd9RK)

89 New quiz show: Are You Smarter Than A Fifth-Rater Don Lemon?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 31, 2020 07:55 PM (COzlW)

90 I've met two people from Europe with doctors in geography. Neither of them knew the capital of Uruguay.
Yeah, pull the other one. There is no country named Uruguay.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

91 KUNG FLU

January 31, 2020 -Whitehouse Press Briefing with Members of the President's Coronavirus Task Force

1- No 100% accurate test for nCoV
2- US citizens returning from Hubei Province will be quarantined for 14 days at DHS selected facilities.
3- US citizens returning from China will be funneled to 7 airports, subject to stricter medical screening, and then self-isolate for 14 days while being monitored by local health departments.
4- Foreign nationals (other than permanent residents and immediate family of citizens) who traveled in China in past 14 days will be denied entry after Sunday February 2nd @5pm EST.

5-Funneled airports are: JFK, Chicago O'hare, San Francisco, Seattle, Atlanta, Honolulu, and LAX.

6- No travel ban, but travel from China down 20% and travel to China down 50%.

Robert Redfield CDC Director:
"We have done virus isolation. But I want to be clear the current tests that we developed at CDC is not we're not sure of the natural history of how the virus is isolated. Can you isolate it one day, then, three days later, you can and we are seeing in the cases that are in the hospital. We've seen people had detectable virus, then they didn't have detectable virus. Then three days later, they had detectable virus. We're using the virus cultures right now and these individuals more to help us learn about this virus. How much asymptomatic carriage in fact is there? So I want people to understand that distinction. We're not using it as a release criteria, because we don't know the natural history of how this virus is secreted. And this is what we're continuing to learn"

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (G546f)

92 You tell him, BenHad !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (zlgJP)

93 Thinking logically and clearly is a skill, it is developed with training. It is not natural, and you are not born into it.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (+DS2f)

94 Fixed the leaky shower-tub faucet today. I expect most people would have paid ~$200.00 to a plumber. My cost? $1.59...plus tax.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:50 PM (CDGwz)

My wife wanted the faucets changed out in the bathroom, the L stops were frozen. I did it myself. My wife was amazed when I told her a plumber would have charged 400 bucks.


She is always amazed that i can " fix things " none of her family knows how to to anything, really bad

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (M+Lyo)

95 Tabled...again

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (CDGwz)

96 flounder: "Soldering the pipes, huh? That's what the kids are calling it now?"

Let the dick jokes commence.

The plane/HJ thread will never die; it will just weave its way through the blog for eternity. Which is nice.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 07:56 PM (6eEQ+)

97 anyway, glad Trump's task force is taking serious steps

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (G546f)

98 David Prince, Thank you for playing but is there really a PHD in geography?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (n7enF)

99 Nicola Paget, Jean Shrimpton, Minnie Driver, Julie Christie


Mkay

Minnie - part Welsh
Paget - Anglo-Welsh name
Shrimpton ...not sure

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (zr5Kq)

100 The Table is winning bigly. At this rate, it's going to collapse.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (CDGwz)

101 I don't know that I could pick Ukraine out on a completely unlabeled map. I highly doubt most journalists could. Does this matter? Not particularly. Most folks can pull up a map from the internet. The problem is that the snickering journalists are too lazy to do a few key clicks but they fancy themselves as being ever so smart. this is where Palp would have had a fun comment about putting them on canal digging duty.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (eASYU)

102 86
46 heh. Flounder, I was going to say sweating the pipes but I figured the usual response would be about the same.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 07:55 PM (C1Lsn)

Now you're talking!

The funny thing is, with all the people who don't know how to do stuff, most of what you need is a little confidence, some good search skills, some time on youtube, and a trip to the hardware store.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (1CjJc)

103 willowed:

496 Prayers for her, and both of you, YD !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:48 PM (zlgJP)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:57 PM (zlgJP)

104 White House counsel have packed all their papers up are are ready to bolt. House Managers have stuff scattered everywhere.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2020 07:58 PM (q1Pj5)

105 pep: "Yeah, pull the other one. There is no country named Uruguay."

It's next to Peruvia. Update your globe.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)

106 Real journalism isn't complicated, it's just demanding, even arduous. You'll have noted there's not much real journalism any more. Which is true. But there is some.

And the general collapse of the press and information system that "news" used to constitute - I mean their standards and intelligence, not the business model - is not a laughing matter.

Along with the collapse of the education system WRT civics, history, humanities, govt., it's one of the key factors that brought us to where we are. Which is not a good place.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 07:58 PM (El6T/)

107 I'd like to see some idiot journalist draw up, create and install a cornice.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (axyOa)

I'd like to see a journalist do an estimate on a freeway overpass, and bid it correctly.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 07:58 PM (7bcfy)

108 When you grow up poor, you learn to do lots of things.

It's a blessing in disguise

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 07:58 PM (M+Lyo)

109 Outside of being a pilot or navigator, geography is trivia.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2020 07:59 PM (DhaqP)

110 flounder, I'm waiting for clearance from runner on my picks. And I can't access your link right now unfortunately.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:51 PM (KmeWm)

AoSHQ has standards? What?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (1CjJc)




How come I didn't read that as "picks?"
I need a beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 07:59 PM (axyOa)

111 all English

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 07:54 PM (KmeWm)


Diana Rigg, Susannah York

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 07:59 PM (tdJoo)

112 My Da had a short time in school back in rural Ireland He couldn't get into a US construction union but did projects.on the side because it was his love. As a young boy I would hang around to do small tasks

He could do Anything except advanced electric and I could see it required knowledge of the base. principles of algebra and physics. And economics. And planning skills. And hand skills. And strength and stamina

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 31, 2020 07:59 PM (RmCBS)

113 "I see it in my mind, then I build it"

That is one of my favorite things to do. Visualize something and build it. Sometimes I'll draw plans after working out most of it in my head.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr)

114 House Managers Manglers have stuff[s/] shit scattered everywhere.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (CDGwz)

115 Adjourned to 11am Monday.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (q1Pj5)

116 That's why Brits appropriated Wales, Ireland and Scotland. Though I think Scotlland was for the rolling hills and the sheep...

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

117 I would smoke them all in a geography knowledge contest.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (iPbC0)

118 Isn't Parador the coin try between Ecuador and Paraguay? They made a movie with that dude from Jaws as the dictator and Raul Julia as the iron fist behind the throne.


/sarc

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (VcFUs)

119 Diana Rigg, Susannah York


Posted by: TheQuietMan


Julie Christie

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (T6t7i)

120 Pep daughter #3 was admitted to UVA but chose WandM. Good choice for her. She was an IR major, which I originally wasn't thrilled about, but was a superstar in the department. She worked her ass off, won every award there was to win, including best Russian student (except she wasn't a Russian major). Anyway, she turned that in to admissions to HLS and Stanford LS. She told Harvard to get bent. She's now clerking, and will start at a big law firm making more than I did when I finished my career.

Point is, there are a lot of slackers in the humanities, but also some very smart, very hardworking people.
Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 07:53 PM (T6t7i)

Congratulations on raising a smart, hardworking and sensible daughter.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

121 I love the scene in Charlie Wilson's War where he explains to Amy Adams where Afghanistan is by pointing to an air map in his head: Afghanistan, Pakistan, India, Iran, Kazahkstan...


I can do that with pretty much most of the world except Africa, which is the ones over here, the ones over there, and that jumble in the middle.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:00 PM (gd9RK)

122 I think stupidity is a big part of the problem of journalism. They're simply not smart enough to analyze what they're told

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 As far as plumbing goes, I hate it. I hate paying a plumber worse though so I do it.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (Tnijr)

124 I can find Ukraine on a map and I'm voting for my main man PDT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (PBmdd)

125 Jeebers, I just got out of the damn barrel.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (CDGwz)

126 I always thought Susan George was pretty . Is she British?

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (Ed8Zd)

127 I learn a lot by making mistakes that I then don't repeat.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:01 PM (n7enF)

128

I would add Mary Tamm of Dr Who fame but her parents were from Estonia

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (tdJoo)

129 Ben Had, both European, both met in Texas. I'm sure there is one here. It seems interesting: demographics and stuff like that. My neighbor was headmasterbator at the International School in Dallas, and he had one. Met the other one in Port Aransas.

I miss Texas and very sorry I never made a meetup.

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (JkygK)

130 102 Youtube is amazing in that you get a tutorial, step by step, for mundane things that if just explained would be rocket science. I looked up front brakes on my car the other day, and the total time for one side was 11 minutes, and it wasn't some stoner doing it. Yet, some of our betters can't change a light bulb.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (C1Lsn)

131 Yeah, Ed.Psych is such bullshit. look at the kids in school. Hell the local community college always has a table offering counseling outside the Student Union. Assholes.Total fucking quacks.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (hmgiv)

132 i know people with masters degrees that have to call the geek squad to hook up a fucking sound bar. it's usually one damn wire.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (KP5rU)

133 I think a small change in impeachmeant rules are in order to prevent future nonsense.

If the senate votes 2/3 for impeachment the prez is toast, if the impeachment vote fails then the speaker of the house is...

Posted by: Pliney at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (nzKWW)

134 Outside of being a pilot or navigator, geography is trivia.


Geography is history. Geography is destiny. Why is Istanbul a thing? Look at a map. It's because if you want to from where the money is to where the silk is you have to go through there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (gd9RK)

135 I learn a lot by making mistakes that I then don't repeat.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Wait, is this about close tags and the Barrel?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (CDGwz)

136 I can no longer find Ukraine on a map, but my son was there and in Poland defending the Ukrainian folks. So, f **you, Don "Smell My Finger" Lemon.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (Ed8Zd)

137 Mom taught me most of my plumbing skills. The rest I sorta picked up on my own. Only thing I won't touch is electricity. And being 29, I don't get up on the roof anymore.

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (MTxDQ)

138 Next up, seals can be trained to clap.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 07:44 PM (gd

Sorry Bandersnatch. I missed that post. Now I feel bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (7bcfy)

139 Google for the exact phrase:

"average tradesman is much more"

Only two results; this post, and a comment in the Check Hook Boxing forums from 2014, by someone named "ero-sennin", in a thread titled "Plumbers earning £100k a year".

His avatar is an engraving called "Charon, the Ferryman of Hell" by Gustave Doré.

(Yes, I'm bored; no direct link implied.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 31, 2020 08:03 PM (+oVP5)

140 freaked, fist bump. I have more than my fill of plumbers that can't measure for shit.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:04 PM (n7enF)

141 Bandersnatch: I notice you never refute my arguments, you just insult me. Which is fair, you feel insulted by my post. But whining that I have no business here is not exactly arguing your position of unilateral surrender to hostile regimes that have stiff trade barriers against U.S. products.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 31, 2020 08:04 PM (d9Cw3)

142 If the senate votes 2/3 for impeachment the prez is toast, if the impeachment vote fails then the speaker of the house is...

Posted by: Pliney

...assigned to muck out the stables where the D.C. police horses are kept.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:04 PM (CDGwz)

143 Geography is history.




History is History. Who would major in "Geography" ???

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:04 PM (zr5Kq)

144 130
102 Youtube is amazing in that you get a tutorial, step by step, for
mundane things that if just explained would be rocket science. I looked
up front brakes on my car the other day, and the total time for one
side was 11 minutes, and it wasn't some stoner doing it. Yet, some of
our betters can't change a light bulb.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM (C1Lsn)

FiL will fix most anything. He busted into a FWD tranny to repair, never having repaired one before. He got to putting it back together, and he couldn't figure out the assembly of one last part.

I spent about ten minutes on the web and had an exploded diagram, and viola, it was back together.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 08:05 PM (1CjJc)

145 Congratulations on raising a smart, hardworking and sensible daughter.

Posted by: LASue


Thanks. Clearly she takes after her mother.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 08:05 PM (T6t7i)

146 Define 'smart'.

We blue collar garbage people are good at certain things-- math, reading blueprints, welding, machining, carpentry, and suchlike. These are our chosen trades and we are generally good at them.

Journalists are good at slinging opinion, manipulating information and deep throating political cock like the world's most enthusiastic porn performer. Those are their chosen trades and they are generally good at them.

And they get paid more and run less risk of being killed on the job. Sure, they're amoral scum, but when you live in a mostly consequence free environment you can stop caring. Oh, the rubes don't like you? What are they going to do? Any action taken against a journalist will result in closing ranks and destroying whoever does it.

Yeah, I know-- your plumber, your mechanic, your electrician, makes two hundred large a year. Seems like everybody's does. And yet, very few people quit their office job and go to plumber school or go join as an apprentice.

I used to work with a guy who'd had a successful career doing HVAC until he hung it up and became a diver. Why? Because he got sick of crawling through people's attics, inhaling dead bugs and mouse shit.

So: define 'smart'. If it's income divided by risk, the journalists win. If it's home life, the journalists win. If it's taking pride in your work and producing things of value, we blue collar dumpster babies win, but try giving those things to your fucking mortgage lender on the first of the month instead of money. If it's not being lying scum, the dumpster babies take it again, and that and a buck will get you a cup of coffee.

Do not fetishize blue collar. I'm blue collar and it suits me-- I'm far too impatient to have succeeded in college straight out of high school, I like working outside, and the idea of doing the same thing every day for thirty years makes me want to deep throat my .357. I would do very badly in an office environment, I despise administrators and double talkers and useless interfering busybodies, I know it so I stay in my lane. But that lane includes being a contractor and hoping there's enough work and I can save my money for the future because there won't be no four oh motherfuckin' one kay.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:05 PM (U7voe)

147 I think Introduction to Resistors would probably weed most Comms/Journo majors from studying Electronics.

Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM (A3w0Q)

148 87. That's a great story about the carpenter. My uncle does drapery treatments and slipcovers. I needed covers for a loveseat, he came over with no measuring tape, just chalk and scissors. In five minutes he had cut the pieces of the cover and the skirt even had pleats.

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM (KmeWm)

149 Inspector Kemp: "I see it in my mind, then I build it". Guy is basically free handing with a circular saw.

AKA Master Craftsmen.

Some of them are as skilled as brain surgeons but simply use different talents and neural centers to excel in their field.

Drive down any urban/suburban street and look at everything left and right. The amount of specialized skill - and very high level at that - to produce all that that you never notice is incredible. Brilliant people shine everywhere in modern societies, but they don't go bragging about it incessantly on national TV or on Twatter.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM (6eEQ+)

150 Here is just one example of how a journalist can skate through college without having to be academically challenged at all in science or math: A student can get a degree in journalism at the University of Texas' "prestigious" School of Journalism without taking a single math class nor a meaningful science class.

It's worse than that: in the above circumstances "journalism" would only appeal to people with no curiosity about other things, which in general equates to mediocre intellect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM (YqDXo)

151 There is "smar" and there is "wise". You can have 20 degrees, get all As and be an imbecile.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

152 I love airplanes, so when I was let go from my job about ten years ago, I decided to check out aviation maintenance. I took a tour of the school and walked out knowing that there was no way I was smart enough to know how to maintain aircraft.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (fRrb6)

153 *smart

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

154 I will pay someone for major HVAC work and just did actually to the tune of $5500 but it was worth it. I wouldn't want to have to do what those guys had to go thru.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

155 David Prince, Thank you for correcting me. I appreciate it.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (n7enF)

156 So after all that Mitch lets Chuck throw a tantrum and then gives them their 10 minutes speeches through Wednesday. Weird.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (4thlk)

157 Bandersnatch: I notice you never refute my arguments, you just insult me. Which is fair, you feel insulted by my post. But whining that I have no business here is not exactly arguing your position of unilateral surrender to hostile regimes that have stiff trade barriers against U.S. products.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 31, 2020 08:04 PM (d9Cw3)



I did refute your arguments in the trade thread, but I was in it late. I am possibly the last free trader at the HQ but I'm a true believer and have a grad degree in free trade.

My other beef was that you haven't established cred by mixing it up in the comments. Here you are now. Welcome to the Horde.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (gd9RK)

158 All kinds of "smart", all kinds of "dumb".

Specific to individual, topic, context, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/)

159 I code for a living. 40+ years. I watch CNC machining on Youtube a bit. If you can G-Code (obviously coding) you most assuredly could work at a desk job coding if you wanted it. Joe Biden and the CNN crew can go screw.

Same for trades people. You have to focus on minutiae that most "journalists" are incapable of.

If you asked "Them" where water comes from they'll say the faucet. Electricity comes out of a wall outlet, food from a grocery store, gasoline from a gas station.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (VYwSh)

160 Well I am pissed off about a lot of stuff so I have things to say.

If Mitch let's those Senators go to Iowa Monday he will have shown who he is.

He is holding off the vote to Wednesday.

Trump should just send a letter for SOTU. Fuck those guys. All of them.

Meanwhile a bunch of my neighbors voted to raise my taxes fuck you very much.

Also ever notice if you ask a man if he's upset he never answers well I wasn't but now that you have asked I am!

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (ZfRYq)

161 The fictional country of Uruguay had a large Italian migration into the country during the 1900s. A couple of those I think. You can go and visit for 6 months without having to do anything except check in at the airport. If you can show 1500 a month in income, they will let you become a citizen. They have four seasons and a beach.

At least that's what I read in Order of the Phoenix. Some muggles were banished there. Only books I've ever read.

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (JkygK)

162 Want to know what happened to our biggest competitor last year? Tough, I'm telling you anyway. Rich guy bought them out, mortgaged the company up to the eyeballs, bought a ship breaking and steel recycling facility (which is what he actually wanted all along), the bankruptcy LIQUIDATED our competitor to get rid of the note. SUCKERSSSSSSSS!

That guy was smart. A scumbag, but smart. And two hundred rock solid upstanding tax paying good citizens with combined hundreds of years of experience were scrambling to find work.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U7voe)

163 I've been in Europe, and had to endure the "lecture" as my wife calls it. Europeans lecturing Americans all about our culture and politics. They get around 70% of the shit completely wrong, and argue with you when you try and correct them. They love to talk about how America is a "bully". It's the weirdest thing. Then they think we're stupid when we don't know Strasburg is in France, not Germany.

They remind me of school girls obsessed with the cute boy, who is totally unaware they exit.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (+DS2f)

164 Hey Bander memba when you said tariffs never work?

Good times.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (ZfRYq)

165 "I took a tour of the school and walked out knowing that there was no way I was smart enough to know how to maintain aircraft."


It can't be that hard, they let me do it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (4thlk)

166 Back in the closing days of a lot of the steel mills, due to contract negotiations, they consolidated a lot of job classifications. In the case of where I worked, they did away with millwrights, electricians, riggers, and a couple others I can't remember, and came up with the super trades. These guys ended up cross trained in the other crafts, and with the place eventually closing, I'm sure it benefited them. Also, it was the younger guys, old timers taking early retirement buy outs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (C1Lsn)

167 IS buck throckmorton ace or is he ace's secret roommate?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (G546f)

168 Speaking as a former tradesman in manufacturing, I'd say that yes, we tradesmen are smarter than a "journalist." There's a lot you have to know and you have to know it every time to be good at your job.

Prolly the biggest thing that sets us apart from them is taking pride in our work. I always enjoyed doing a job well, making a good part to specifications, shipping it out the door and never seeing it again (because it was made properly).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 08:10 PM (HaL55)

169 Well, to be fair, Strasburg *is* sometimes in Germany.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:10 PM (El6T/)

170
I think Introduction to Resistors would probably weed most Comms/Journo majors from studying Electronics.
Posted by: McLurkerson
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That resistor code trick is misogynistic! I won't learn it.

Posted by: Jurno SJW at January 31, 2020 08:10 PM (xSo9G)

171 58 All kinds of "smart", all kinds of "dumb".

Specific to individual, topic, context, etc.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:07 PM (El6T/)

I know a few super smart people that seem to have no common sense. Such as the brain surgeon with terrible people skills and a terrible bedside manner. He'd make me cry in the hospital

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:10 PM (7bcfy)

172 169
Well, to be fair, Strasburg *is* sometimes in Germany.

Posted by: rhomboid


As are Poland and a good part of Russia.

Posted by: pep at January 31, 2020 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

173 Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:05 PM (U7voe)

Mr. Other Ridge gave up being a lawyer (10 years) to become a flight paramedic (20 years). It does happen.

(Disclosure: He works as a college professor now, since once you turn 29, doing flight shifts gets progressively harder on a body.)

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 31, 2020 08:11 PM (4R6Rp)

174 Well, to be fair, Strasburg *is* sometimes in Germany.


Right?

Posted by: Alsach at January 31, 2020 08:11 PM (gd9RK)

175 In 1965 I was a carpenter making 5.25 an hour. I was 16. I dropped out (was kicked out) of college in 1967. Major was....wait for it....Journalism.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2020 08:11 PM (UUkQp)

176 IS buck throckmorton ace or is he ace's secret roommate?
Posted by: vmom 2020
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Soft spoken enforcer. Tread carefully.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (CDGwz)

177 147 I think Introduction to Resistors would probably weed most Comms/Journo majors from studying Electronics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM (A3w0Q)


As an undergrad I worked for a chem prof who worked on, inter alia, the mechanism by which vitamin B12 works its magic physiologically.

He went to give a seminar at the University of Wisconsin in Madison, a hotbed of Red activity at the time, his title being something like "Vitamin B12: In Support of Free Radicals," one of the mechanistic hypotheses extant at the time.

The lecture theater was packed with a raucous and unusual audience that quickly melted away when they realized that the "free radicals" he was talking about were chemical species with an unpaired electron, not free political radicals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (YqDXo)

178 167
IS buck throckmorton ace or is he ace's secret roommate?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (G546f)

Buck is an algorithm in the matrix.


Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (hmgiv)

179 -
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Youtube is amazing in that you get a tutorial, step
by step, for mundane things that if just explained would be rocket
science. I looked up front brakes on my car the other day, and the
total time for one side was 11 minutes, and it wasn't some stoner doing
it. Yet, some of our betters can't change a light bulb.


Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:02 PM

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Someone should (and probably has) make a youtube vid on how to be a journalist, i.e. writing a typical msm npc article about how America/Trump/Liberty is awful, and all the while playing it straight as if it's a legitimate how-to.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (RVcmP)

180 My degree is in electrical engineering. Toughest course I had was power engineering.

Understanding amps, volts, and watts is not trivial.

Every electrician I've ever hired understands them better than I do.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (PHotS)

181 162 Want to know what happened to our biggest competitor last year? Tough, I'm telling you anyway. Rich guy bought them out, mortgaged the company up to the eyeballs, bought a ship breaking and steel recycling facility (which is what he actually wanted all along), the bankruptcy LIQUIDATED our competitor to get rid of the note. SUCKERSSSSSSSS!

That guy was smart. A scumbag, but smart. And two hundred rock solid upstanding tax paying good citizens with combined hundreds of years of experience were scrambling to find work.
Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U7voe)
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Bain Capital, Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 08:13 PM (VYwSh)

182 Ha! ...the resistor color code. Bad boys rape...etc

I'm sure that had been 86'd log ago.

Posted by: Pliney at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (nzKWW)

183 I know a few super smart people that seem to have no common sense. Such as the brain surgeon with terrible people skills and a terrible bedside manner. He'd make me cry in the hospital
Posted by: CaliGirl
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I've known EE PE's (registered Professional Engineer) who could not change a battery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (CDGwz)

184 Elsass*. When it was German.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (ykYG2)

185 I am possibly the last free trader at the HQ but I'm a true believer and have a grad degree in free trade.




Many things changed since you went to school. New data, new trends. I have a feeling that Friedman would have amended some of his pure free market theories, or at least explained what would not work in today's economic context. At one time demand side and Keynes were all the rage and the only game in town too...

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)

186 Understanding amps, volts, and watts is not trivial.

Every electrician I've ever hired understands them better than I do.


Except for Smoky. Some people call him ember. Twitchy little guy. Still smells vaguely of bacon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (gd9RK)

187 Spent 2 days in Uruguay, years ago. My birthday, actually.

Montevideo. Weather was perfect (kind of like today in SoCal - hot and clear). Beautiful beach area, neighborhood reminded me of La Jolla Shores area. Nice, quiet, kind of old downtown.

Not sure if the Graf Spee monument was there yet, didn't see it (but I did eat at the German restaurant with the old waiters who were supposedly crew from the ship, in Buenos Aires, the day before).

Was hard to picture Montevideo gripped in terrorist violence (Tupumaros, 60s/70s).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/)

188 Also, I bet these jackass pressmen drastically underestimate the number of people who can identify Ukraine on a map of eastern Europe. It's a relatively big country, and it's been a flashpoint for a decade.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (PBmdd)

189
You sweat JOINTS.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (u+zQ1)

190
They get around 70% of the shit completely wrong

Just crap pumped out by their anti-American state-run media.

Posted by: Austria-Hungary at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (7rVsF)

191 Except for Smoky. Some people call him ember. Twitchy little guy. Still smells vaguely of bacon.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
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No eyebrows...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (CDGwz)

192 Mike Hammer, engineers that can barely use email amaze me. Especially the ones still on AOL.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

193 Someone should (and probably has) make a youtube vid on how to be a journalist, i.e. writing a typical msm npc article about how America/Trump/Liberty is awful, and all the while playing it straight as if it's a legitimate how-to.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 08:12 PM (RVcmP)

Isn't there a website that'll generate gibberish papers on intersectionality theories on genderqueer wild animals? It would be funny to have a program that generated msm articles on orange man bad.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:16 PM (7bcfy)

194 Want to know what happened to our biggest competitor last year? Tough, I'm telling you anyway. Rich guy bought them out, mortgaged the company up to the eyeballs, bought a ship breaking and steel recycling facility (which is what he actually wanted all along), the bankruptcy LIQUIDATED our competitor to get rid of the note. SUCKERSSSSSSSS!

That guy was smart. A scumbag, but smart. And two hundred rock solid upstanding tax paying good citizens with combined hundreds of years of experience were scrambling to find work.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (U7voe)

What's the difference between this and what Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta did to that guy's restaurant after he went into business with Paulie in Goodfellas?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2020 08:16 PM (j3npP)

195 President Trump should hold of the SotU until its done.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (ZCEU2)

196 182 I never got the opportunity to meet Violet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)

197 Offthread,,

Completely pathetic that they wont acquit our President until after the State of the Union. Fucking losers

Posted by: lousagirl at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (+dLD3)

198 I've been in Europe, and had to endure the "lecture" as my wife calls it. Europeans lecturing Americans all about our culture and politics. They get around 70% of the shit completely wrong, and argue with you when you try and correct them. They love to talk about how America is a "bully". It's the weirdest thing. Then they think we're stupid when we don't know Strasbourg is in France, not Germany.

Annoying, isn't it? I've heard that "warmonger" charge, and on the next breath heard Americans been blamed for not rescuing Europe from the Nazis sooner.

Plus, Strasbourg is within spitting distance of Germany. A good base hit in Strasbourg lands in Germany, and residents of Strasbourg typically are bilingual.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (YqDXo)

199 I've known EE PE's (registered Professional Engineer) who could not change a battery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM (CDGwz)

Engineer: I need you to install a remote camera next to the last valve on the assembly.

Me: No problem. What for?

Engineer: We're pushing all the air out of the pipeline, so we need to know when it stops.

Me: Well, I can do that, but the work site is only thirty feet underwater and forty feet off the stern. Can I just have a guy stand at the railing with a radio and tell us when the bubbles stop?

Engineer: [blue screen of death face] Yes, or that.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (U7voe)

200 And it was Buzzfeed who got ZeroHedge nuked from Twitter.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 08:17 PM (aqwWL)

201 Buck Throckmorton,

This is an official invitation to come to the TX MoMe on Oct 23/24 and meet the people you are talking to.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (n7enF)

202
Ever watch any of John Wayne's early movies?
I can't tell if his acting was better or worse.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (u+zQ1)

203 Robert Redfield CDC Director:
"...we're not sure of the natural history of how the virus is isolated. ... How much asymptomatic carriage in fact is there? So I want people to understand that distinction. We're not using it as a release criteria, because we don't know the natural history of how this virus is secreted. And this is what we're continuing to learn"



Well, duh, round eyes. That's how we engineered it.

Posted by: PLA Bioweapons Division at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (786Ro)

204 Elsass*. When it was German.


Huh. Don't know where I got the wrong idea from. Elsass-Lothringen sounds like a LofR character.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (gd9RK)

205 Power and communications = maff every day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (/k0JD)

206 and it's been a flashpoint for a decade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Decade? Jeebers, damn near since the begging of recorded history.

Posted by: A Tatar at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (CDGwz)

207 I've known EE PE's (registered Professional Engineer) who could not change a battery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM

It's almost like God gives gifts with one hand and deficiencies with the other.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (7bcfy)

208 'beginning'

Posted by: A Tatar at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (CDGwz)

209 wow, they suspended zero hedge from twitter. I wonder if the great purging for the election is underway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (r+sAi)

210 I guess if your head is full of all of that engineering and architectural stuff you don't have time to think about how to change the ring tone on your phone.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 08:18 PM (Tnijr)

211 've been in Europe, and had to endure the "lecture" as my wife calls it. Europeans lecturing Americans all about our culture and politics. They get around 70% of the shit completely wrong, and argue with you when you try and correct them. They love to talk about how America is a "bully". It's the weirdest thing. Then they think we're stupid when we don't know Strasburg is in France, not Germany.

They remind me of school girls obsessed with the cute boy, who is totally unaware they exit.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 08:08 PM (+DS2f)


This shit drives me nuts, I was in China last year and this German started on that shit. I halfway lost and told him, we rebuilt your country after you assholes trashed half the world. My dad was in the Army Corp of Engineers and did his whole stint in Germany building shit.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:19 PM (M+Lyo)

212 What's the difference between this and what Joe Pesci and Ray Liotta did to that guy's restaurant after he went into business with Paulie in Goodfellas?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2020 08:16 PM (j3npP)

He had better accountants.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:19 PM (U7voe)

213 It's almost like God gives gifts with one hand and deficiencies with the other.
Posted by: CaliGirl
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See: John Nash, Turing, et al

Posted by: A Tatar at January 31, 2020 08:19 PM (CDGwz)

214 You know the old journalists never went to J school. Many had other careers.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (+DS2f)

215 Between Concrete and Floor Joists: A Dissection of Toxic Materiality In Masculine Architecture

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (JkygK)

216 If Don LeMon ended up on a milk carton, would anyone care?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (3hv+K)

217 Free radicals? Man, they always were the dumb ones.

Posted by: Paid Radicals at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (6eEQ+)

218 Trump is the miracle human varnish remover. He's the living authentication of the old UHF ads -- "But wait, there's more."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (H8QX8)

219

There's a couple of youtubers who get into technical crap.

bigclive likes to take apart cheap chinese junk.
Technology Connections explains interesting things, such as how AM radios work.
Curious Droid explains Space and rockets and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (u+zQ1)

220 Caroline Munro is Scottish, does she count?

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (fRrb6)

221 167
IS buck throckmorton ace or is he ace's secret roommate?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 08:09 PM (G546f)

_________


Buck Throckmorton is an anagram for "Trunk Crock Hobo(TM)." Coincidence? I don't think so ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,105 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (WqPYg)

222 Anna, I'd quit buying milk.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (n7enF)

223 Zen and the Art of Adding an Electrical Panel

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (q1Pj5)

224 Between Concrete and Floor Joists: A Dissection of Toxic Materiality In Masculine Architecture
Posted by: David Prince
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There must be some way to work 'intersectionality' in there, maybe 'heuristics' too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (CDGwz)

225 Buck Throckmorten, I'm totally digging your stuff.

It's ace's alter ego when riding his vespa.

Posted by: Bosk at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (9m9TT)

226 I was the kind of oddball who enlists in the Marines after getting a college degree. (There was a reason I didn't go the officer route, and no I don't care to go into that story now) I was a 5953, an ARC radar technician. I was the guy with the fancy paperwork and high SAT score, but I was only a middling tech. A bunch of guys I knew who were younger and barely out of high school were much better at it.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (Q+VZw)

227 215 Between Concrete and Floor Joists: A Dissection of Toxic Materiality In Masculine Architecture
Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020

Lol, the sad thing is someone will get that article published.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (7bcfy)

228 Understanding amps, volts, and watts is not trivial.

That's the easy part.

The hard part is diagnosing electrical problems. I put in a GFCI that kept tripping. Diagnosing it, I found that the load side - which should be cold - had 60 V on it. I was baffled.

Turns out an electrician I hired figured out that the circuit had an open neutral and was being backfed by another (hot) circuit. I'd have died of old age before figuring that out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (YqDXo)

229 The best on Youtube is Forgotten Weapons. That young guy, Ian, has the best job in the world.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (C1Lsn)

230 We pick on lawyers, especially the lawyers in politics but that Philbin guy on the White House team really impressed me. He's got to one of those rare massive IQ people. He new every detail of the case and every nuance of history and the Constitution all in just his head and he controlled his presentation and demeanor like a true professional.

He was as impressive lawyer.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (4thlk)

231
It'd be nice if we had a Home Improvement thread on Sundays, or on Saturdays at Noon. The Garden Thread can go up at 6am or something.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (u+zQ1)

232 There's a couple of youtubers who get into technical crap.



bigclive likes to take apart cheap chinese junk.

Technology Connections explains interesting things, such as how AM radios work.

Curious Droid explains Space and rockets and shit.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:21 PM (u+zQ1)

I will study them.

Posted by: Clock Boy at January 31, 2020 08:22 PM (q1Pj5)

233 ATC not ARC....damned autocorrect

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (Q+VZw)

234 If Don LeMon ended up on a milk carton, would anyone care?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (3hv+K)

Yes, I don't want to drink Lemon milk!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (fRrb6)

235 I think Introduction to Resistors would probably weed most Comms/Journo majors from studying Electronics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM


I thought it was, like, "The Resistance". I didn't know there would be math.

Posted by: SJW student at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (r6GXX)

236 216
If Don LeMon ended up on a milk carton, would anyone care?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 08:20 PM (3hv+K)

_________


It would be racist unless it was a chocolate milk carton.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,105 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (WqPYg)

237 ace, is testing us with Buck.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (n7enF)

238 Quick question for the Horde my DuckDuckGo is not finding for me:

During the Nixon and Clinton 'peach mint were the witnesses during the Senate phase new witnesses or simply witnesses that were called during the House phase?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM (DB16e)

239 Gell-Mann Amnesia is the ONLY reason journalists have what little standing they do.


I bet that 99/100 journalists cannot change a tire or make change without a calculator/cash register.
Prove me wrong... you can't.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 31, 2020 08:24 PM (pw+jk)

240 Skip: "President Trump should hold of the SotU until its done."

This.

If they're going to play games, then let's play games.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:24 PM (6eEQ+)

241
I've pimped the crazy German, Joerge Sprave (?), youtube channel a couple of times, but no one cares. He makes crossbows and shit. Plus he has the best maniacal jovial laugh you'll ever hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:24 PM (u+zQ1)

242 -
--
Ha! ...the resistor color code. Bad boys rape...etc



I'm sure that had been 86'd log ago.


Posted by: Pliney at January 31, 2020 08:14 PM

---------------------

Heh. I worked as a tech for a big communications company back in the nineties. I remember getting an email (that we had to dial in for) telling us not to use the terms dykes (for diagonal cutters) or gender-benders (for cable gender changers).

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 08:24 PM (RVcmP)

243 220 - no they have to be English

Posted by: kallisto at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (KmeWm)

244 CalliGirl: Sokal Hoax.

Posted by: David Prince at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (JkygK)

245 REPORT: President Trump ordered air strike on AQAP leader Qassim al-Rimi awaiting confirmation of his death-
https://tinyurl.com/wwypngd

Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (wiXsO)

246 I went to school a while back, so maybe things have changed but back then a lot of kids could not hack their chosen major and had to switch.

The path was always EE, CHEM-E -> lesser Engineering -> Business -> journalism.

Some majors, like History or Math did not seem to have a lot of movement, while others lost a lot of kids and the bottom was always journalism.

No one started out as a Freshman planning to be a journalism major and decided they couldn't handle it so became a Physics major instead.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (LWu6U)

247 How many journalists know that there's a spare tire in their trunk? For fucks sake just watch Christmas Story.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (vKhgw)

248
Lol, the sad thing is someone will get that article published.
Posted by: CaliGirl
-----------

I never tire of reminding of the Sokal Affair:

"Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (xSo9G)

249 I didn't think resistors were that tough. Transistors took longer to figure out.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (Q+VZw)

250 >>> During the Nixon and Clinton 'peach mint were the witnesses during the Senate phase new witnesses or simply witnesses that were called during the House phase?

There was no senate trial for Nixon. He resigned before getting peached.

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (dCRRg)

251 "Turns out an electrician I hired figured out that the circuit had an
open neutral and was being backfed by another (hot) circuit. I'd have
died of old age before figuring that out."


The art of diagnosing problems comes from experience. I'm sure that electrician seen it dozens of times but his first few had him scratching his head for hours.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (4thlk)

252 Al-Rimi ist mort?

Nancy calls him a spark of divinity in 3.. 2..

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (3hv+K)

253 Crazy Russian Hacker and Smarter Every Day are two good EweTewb channels for geek stuff.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (HaL55)

254 I think Introduction to Resistors would probably weed most Comms/Journo majors from studying Electronics.
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 08:06 PM

I thought it was, like, "The Resistance". I didn't know there would be math.
Posted by: SJW student at January 31, 2020 08:23 PM



Resistors? Resistance? No math! I'm going to my happy place and meditate.

Ohm... Ohm... Ohm...

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (786Ro)

255 I've only had personal contact with one or two journalists. Not impressed to say the least. But I generally love to deal with folks in the trades.

I'm normally a calm man but I have to say, if this completely scaled over shower/tub mixing valve and cartridge continues to vex me, I just may take my Sawsall to the entire bathroom.

I'm about out of swear words.



Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)

256
I didn't think resistors were that tough. Transistors took longer to figure out.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (Q+VZw)

Please respect the LGBTQsistors!

Posted by: Gaysistor at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (q1Pj5)

257 I learned from the Heathkit electronics books. I think I still have them around somewhere.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (RVcmP)

258 Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (xSo9G)

Thanks guys, I wasn't aware of that hoax.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (7bcfy)

259 How many journalists know that there's a spare tire in their trunk? For fucks sake just watch Christmas Story.
Posted by: ryukyu
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Okay, I know what a 'tire' is, but what is an 'Oldsmobile'?

Posted by: A Millenial at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (xSo9G)

260 What will be the resistance getup at the sotu this time?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (PUmDY)

261 I'm normally a calm man but I have to say, if this completely scaled over shower/tub mixing valve and cartridge continues to vex me, I just may take my Sawsall to the entire bathroom.

I'm about out of swear words.



Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)

Man I have one of these and im afarid to take it apart

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (M+Lyo)

262 Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM

Oh, right. I actually did know that. Thanks!

Clinton? Anyone?

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (DB16e)

263 Thanks guys, I wasn't aware of that hoax.
Posted by: CaliGirl
--------

It was real, and it was spectacular.

Posted by: A Millenial at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (xSo9G)

264 240 Skip: "President Trump should hold of the SotU until its done."

This.

If they're going to play games, then let's play games.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:24 PM (6eEQ+)

Except PDT relishes any opportunity to talk about the state of the union. He'll thrive at this.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (M5wRT)

265 I'm watching Deliverance.

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (KNsKs)

266 Montevideo. Weather was perfect (kind of like today in SoCal - hot and clear).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (El6T/)


It was beautiful, and the sunset tonight is especially spectacular, but offshore winds bring the pollen of something to the coast that drives my immune system insane. Running around at baseball practice I could barely breathe.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (YqDXo)

267 Maybe I'm missing something but I don't get the offense at this post. As far as I can tell it's slapping journalists around for looking down on tradesmen.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (NWiLs)

268 What will be the resistance getup at the sotu this time?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (PUmDY)

Blue shirts and jackets with a yellow skirt! Because UKRAINE!!!!!!

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (U7voe)

269 Bahahah....I still remember the resistor color code mnemonic too. I doubt NATTC allows the AVA common core instructors to teach that anymore. Violet doesn't give willingly anymore, I guess.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (Q+VZw)

270 Also, I bet these jackass pressmen drastically underestimate the number of people who can identify Ukraine on a map of eastern Europe. It's a relatively big country, and it's been a flashpoint for a decade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM


Also, it was one of the countries in "Risk"

Posted by: Chuck C at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (r6GXX)

271 I'm watching Deliverance.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (KNsKs)


Squeallllllllllll

that banjo kid is creepy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (M+Lyo)

272 I wish I could remember the citation, but I read a story a while ago about a psychological study of journalists. In summary: poor personal executive management skills, lower than average intelligence, high dependence on peer opinion, high degree of self-medication.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (H8QX8)

273 245 REPORT: President Trump ordered air strike on AQAP leader Qassim al-Rimi awaiting confirmation of his death-
https://tinyurl.com/wwypngd
Posted by: redridinghood at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM (wiXsO)
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That evil bastard! Trying to distract us from his eternal shame and the death of our Constitution by murdering a noble community organizer and social justice warrior!

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (xmKbk)

274 What will be the resistance getup at the sotu this time?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM



Orange jumpsuits and leg irons. I can dream.

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)

275 Let's not forget CNN is notorious for misplacing cities, plane crashes, countries and whole subcontinents on broadast maps... https://tinyurl.com/spyv9lr

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ABuva)

276 265 I'm watching Deliverance.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (KNsKs)

Does it hold up?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (H8QX8)

277 The Tank Museum YouTube channel is pretty cool.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (fRrb6)

278 I'm watching Deliverance.
Posted by: steevy
--------

You're not going to like the squealing part.

Posted by: A Pig at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (CDGwz)

279 Anyway to dedicate the ONT to Nigel Farage?

He should have been knighted, but that is the next best thing.

Posted by: Simplemind at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ZuGkg)

280 Buck? Buck? tap, tap, You here?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (n7enF)

281 271 Bert Reynolds had a funny story about the rape scene,the guy playing the hillbilly was a method actor and "in character".Scared the hell out of Ned Beatty and they all thought he moight really ummm,do it...

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (KNsKs)

282 He's no journalist. He's a man of mystery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqx4PW4l9iY

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (VYwSh)

283 Let's not forget CNN is notorious for misplacing cities, plane crashes, countries and whole subcontinents on broadast maps... https://tinyurl.com/spyv9lr
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (ABuva)


remember when they lost that airplane

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:30 PM (M+Lyo)

284
This shit drives me nuts, I was in China last year and this German started on that shit. I halfway lost and told him, we rebuilt your country after you assholes trashed half the world. My dad was in the Army Corp of Engineers and did his whole stint in Germany building shit.
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway


Too bad we took so long to invent the A-bomb.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

285 Anna - Not sure I ever saw these before
justacarguy.blogspot.com/judas goat bombers assembly ships
https://tinyurl.com/rne4gl5

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (ZCEU2)

286 I'm normally a calm man but I have to say, if this completely scaled over shower/tub mixing valve and cartridge continues to vex me, I just may take my Sawsall to the entire bathroom.

I'm about out of swear words.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:27 PM (Y4EXg)


Do you have one of those cartridge extraction tools? They're worth their weight in gold dust.

https://tinyurl.com/wbmmlzg (goes to Amazon)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (YqDXo)

287 Why bother winning anything when we act like losers , Mitch?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (q0qV7)

288 I'm betting on zombies.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (PUmDY)

289 I looked at a local (a big name U) school's JOurnalism curriculum. Here is what they study : reporting, writing, thinking critically (!). Then there is concentration - economics, foreign. Then they let them out.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)

290 Postmodernism Generator:

http://www.elsewhere.org/pomo/

After the essay it generates, you get this:

The essay you have just seen is completely meaningless and was randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator. To generate another essay, follow this link.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (M5wRT)

291
This cracked me up.

https://tinyurl.com/saoj5h7

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (r+sAi)

292
I just looked up ZeroHedge. What got them suspended from Twitter was a piece claiming the new coronavirus was a genetically engineered bioweapon that got loose.

They named some ChiCom bioscientist as the mastermind of it.

One of the claims is a gene sequence from the HIV virus was inserted into this virus.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 08:31 PM (f1Vqw)

293

Some people confuse the Common and the Ground and the Neutral, and end up with farked up outlets and switches.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (u+zQ1)

294 How many journalists know that there's a spare tire in their trunk

I saw our local 6pm TV news anchor walk into a tire store. He wanted a new set of tires. When asked what size he replied that he didn't know. They said no problem, what make and model of car? He replied that he didn't know but it was blue.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (S/rwf)

295 I'm watching Deliverance.
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:28 PM (KNsKs)


The love story?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (YqDXo)

296 You would not believe how much I pay for plumbers. Toll charge. Trip charge. Parking charge. I haven't even gotten to parts or labor...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (EZebt)

297 Also, I bet these jackass pressmen drastically underestimate the number of people who can identify Ukraine on a map of eastern Europe. It's a relatively big country, and it's been a flashpoint for a decade.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 31, 2020 08:15 PM (PBmdd)

All you really have to know is that it's west of Russia, and adjacent to Russia. Pretty much a "gimme" on a trivia game.

And best wishes that your little girl's surgery is a complete success, YD.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (LxWV7)

298 292 Let's hope that is just a kooky conspiracy theory because mother nature makes nasty enough shit....

Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (KNsKs)

299 Very weird stuff about Weinstein over at WZ. And I mean weird.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (C1Lsn)

300 280 Buck? Buck? tap, tap, You here?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:30 P

Are we going to start a pool whether Buck is Ace or not?

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (7bcfy)

301 When I was an undergrad, journalism majors were the least hard-working and dumbest people on campus, except for maybe the gals working on their mrs degrees in the art history department. But that was before wammins studies metastasized into a significant discipline. Those folks are probably in the running too.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (H5knJ)

302 What will be the resistance getup at the sotu this time?

German SS uniforms. The wimmenz can wear corsets and black stockings and all that supporting stuff. And whips. They need whips.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (HaL55)

303 Oh killing a terrorist mastermind I question the timing!

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)

304 I didn't think resistors were that tough. Transistors took longer to figure out.
Posted by: radar


I just kinda 'got it. Even radar theory, bucking signals and up/down chirping the RF in the transmitter and receiver.

Made keeping the hanger queen full operational capable really easy for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (VcFUs)

305 My spare is hanging underneath the rear end. Not sure I could change a tire at this point. Pisses me off.

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (MTxDQ)

306 panhandler, hugs for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (n7enF)

307 Who is Buck Throckmorton?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (wh02m)

308 https://tinyurl.com/wbmmlzg (goes to Amazon)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

---

Dayumm DJG!

For $14 that's deal.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (Y4EXg)

309 Before our interminable conflicts in the Middle East, how many "journalists" knew the boundaries of Afghanistan, Iran, Iraq, Libya, yadayadayada?

When they're on a specific beat, that knowledge (or should I say simple fact) is acquired in a few seconds. It's not deep, analytical theory or higher learning: it's a simple regurgitation of trivia that takes almost no time to master.

Now, if you're Victor Davis Hanson noting those facts, that's a different story entirely. Because information like that is simply the building block of his real constructs which are huge and spectacular.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (6eEQ+)

310 @296 no wonder they shit on the sidewalk

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (ZfRYq)

311 indeed, semiconductors were a revolution. Researchers were seriously considering putting vacuum-tubes into relay stations in space because they were running out of room for computers down here. And (in the inner system anyway) they were mooting mercury boilers to convert solar radiation to usable energy.

The Herman Potocnik space station, courtesy Project Rho.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (ykYG2)

312 302 So you describe Sinema. How about the rest?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (C1Lsn)

313 Some people confuse the Common and the Ground and the Neutral, and end up with farked up outlets and switches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:32 PM (u+zQ1)


A buddy who now lives on the East Coast, in the course of finding any number of crimes found that some genius had put a switch on the hot side downstream of an appliance.

Yeah, it worked, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

314 Oh killing a terrorist mastermind I question the timing!
Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 08:33 PM (ZfRYq)

Right after the House voted to deny funds for unilateral strikes by the President.

Hahahahaha!!!! Another Fuck You headed Nancy's way.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (wh02m)

315 How many journalists know that there's a spare tire in their trunk? For fucks sake just watch Christmas Story.
Posted by: ryukyu at January 31, 2020 08:25 PM


About 25% of new cars are sold without spare tires.

Posted by: Chuck C at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (r6GXX)

316 Are we going to start a pool whether Buck is Ace or not?


Ace's hash starts with pbp. That's how you can find him socking in threads.

Also, Ace is funny.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (gd9RK)

317 You're not going to like the squealing part.
Posted by: A Pig


You're just jealous.

Posted by: Shep! at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

318 CaliGirl, I've got this nasty feeling that ace is selling us to Buck.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (n7enF)

319 Trump didn't whack the terrorist as a distraction, he whacked him as a celebration.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (r+sAi)

320 Pixy ate my comment, but it was basically about our paint production guys (high school diploma... maybe) getting into heated arguments with our lab guys (often with a masters degree) over complex systems and measurements. Hilarity often ensued as the lab guys would be proven wrong with concrete examples. And if it hadn't been beaten into their heads already, the lab guys also knew that management would take the production guys' observations very seriously over the lab guys' unproven theories. I really should have installed a popcorn machine right outside the lab for those "discussions."

Posted by: pookysgirl, now worth 100 Grand (candy bar) at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (XKZwp)

321 One of the claims is a gene sequence from the HIV virus was inserted into this virus.



Din't HIV jump from chimpanzees to humans ? And isn't there a claim that Corona jumped form snakesor bats to humans. Would it not be possible to have that type of mutation/sequence without genetic engineering ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

322 Not just that, but let's be honest, a huge voting block of people that Don Lemon counts on to vote for his chosen party are functionally illiterate and wards of the state, unable to complete simple tasks like speaking English, being gainfully employed, or providing for a family.

They basically know how to f*ck, eat, open a government check, roll a blunt, and shit the majority of time in a toilet.

That's why the old joke:

What's the difference between a Democrat voting demographic and a large pizza?

A large pizza is able to feed a family of four.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (C2rVF)

323 buck didn't show until ace got married.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (KP5rU)

324 Dayumm DJG!

For $14 that's deal.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (Y4EXg)


Happy to be of service. It's a must-have for plumbing stuff here in SD, where the water is full of crap that scales over everything in no time flat. Saves a lot of fervent, fluent Anglo-Saxon commentary!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (YqDXo)

325 Soothsayer: "Some people confuse the Common and the Ground and the Neutral, and end up with farked up outlets and switches."

Or worse, dead.

Gotta admit, even when I'm absolutely positive I've hooked things up properly, I'm sure I did it wrong.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:37 PM (6eEQ+)

326 Buck is not Ace and Ace is not Buck.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)

327 321 One of the claims is a gene sequence from the HIV virus was inserted into this virus.



Din't HIV jump from chimpanzees to humans ? And isn't there a claim that Corona jumped form snakesor bats to humans. Would it not be possible to have that type of mutation/sequence without genetic engineering ?
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)

Another reason to hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)

328 >> Would it not be possible to have that type of mutation/sequence without genetic engineering ?

I have no idea one way or the other, don't know nuttin' bout this subject. I assume this bioweapon stuff is just woo.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (f1Vqw)

329 Dayumm DJG!

For $14 that's deal.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:34 PM (Y4EXg)


Pro tip: when you replace the cartridge, be sure to lube the replacement up with silicone plumber's lubricant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

330 CaliGirl, I've got this nasty feeling that ace is selling us to Buck.
Posted by: Ben Had at January



Yeah, that does not work the way some think it does.

You wind up with a domain and no readers.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)

331 Sen. Mitt Romney will not be invited to this year's CPAC, the conservative conference's host chair announced Friday in the aftermath of senators voting not to hear additional witnesses in President Donald Trump's impeachment trial.
"BREAKING: The "extreme conservative" and Junior Senator from the great state of Utah, @SenatorRomney is formally NOT invited to #CPAC2020," tweeted Matt Schlapp, chair of the American Conservative Union, which hosts the conference.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (xzSON)

332
Yeah, it worked, but ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


You been MIA lately?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (u+zQ1)

333 Most journos don't even Ukraine was a country until Democrats told them to push the false narrative.

Posted by: nono at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (2Cm6i)

334 Din't HIV jump from chimpanzees to humans ? And isn't there a claim that Corona jumped form snakesor bats to humans. Would it not be possible to have that type of mutation/sequence without genetic engineering ?
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)


Sheesh, whats next ? a middle eastern goat virus ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)

335 Also, Ace is funny.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM


Nobody likes a suckup.

Posted by: The boys smoking in the bathroom at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (DMUuz)

336 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (C2rVF)

You forgot 'near feral'. And that last bit is a black joke.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:39 PM (U7voe)

337 Another reason to hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)


You know what to do then...

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:39 PM (zr5Kq)

338 panhandler, hugs for you.

Why thank you dear lady, I find hugs are irreplaceable but due to distance I can't reciprocate.
If I can ever get my nic to go red you can send me your address and I'll send you some fresh Gulf grouper. NOM NOM

Posted by: Panhandler at January 31, 2020 08:39 PM (S/rwf)

339 Yet Buck and Ace have never been seen together
Coincidence?

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 08:39 PM (ZCEU2)

340 You know what to do then...
Posted by: runner at January



Having the monkeys fuck you is not going to work either.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)

341 BifBewalski, what radars did you work on? We had the AN/TPN-22 PAR and the AN/TPS-73 ASR. The 73 was generally easy to repair because it was mostly "cans" - plug and play with a replacement can. There were two redundant channels, A and B, no component repairs needed. The 22 was a much older system that had a big cabinet of huge circuit boards. Much component replacement on that one.

Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (Q+VZw)

342 Gotta admit, even when I'm absolutely positive I've hooked things up properly, I'm sure I did it wrong.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:37 PM (6eEQ+)


For peace of mind, get one of these:

https://tinyurl.com/uezyfbl (goes to Amazon; damn, I should get a commission)

Best $7 you'll ever spend. After you're out of high school, that is.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (YqDXo)

343 Sheesh, whats next ? a middle eastern goat virus ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)


Not sure there isn't one, but...low population density, so transmission risk is low.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)

344 Forgotten Weapons (Gun Jesus, Ian) is indeed great. He's figured out a good gig. Like when he goes to the auction house and does a video on some incredibly cool collectible milsurp, which he gets to handle, and shoot.

The flamethrower episodes were outstanding.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (El6T/)

345 The acronym "stem" is an education policy term. I encourage everyone to never use it.

Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (gSgAd)

346 buck didn't show until ace got married.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (KP5rU)

Ace is married now??????

Another brother lost.

*starts 3 day mourning period*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (wh02m)

347 Having the monkeys fuck you is not going to work either.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)


I'll take your word for it.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)

348 Buck Throckmorton... and the women who love him. On the next Maury Povich Show.

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (786Ro)

349 Romney and Collins are politically finished. The Trump Curse will take them down.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (H8QX8)

350
I installed 2 Remote Starter in my cars.
Not difficult, but not for novices. I'd say Intermediate skill and knowledge is required.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (u+zQ1)

351 "Another reason to hate fucking monkeys. "

Would you prefer a handy?

Posted by: the monkey at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)

352 Yet Buck and Ace have never been seen together


You never see a homeowner and a cat burglar in the same place at the same time. Maybe Buck is a Macedonian hacker who just shows up when the boss isn't looking.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (gd9RK)

353 340 You know what to do then...
Posted by: runner at January



Having the monkeys fuck you is not going to work either.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM (HALdu)

That's in the Soviet Union.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (NWiLs)

354 331 Bwaaaa haaa haaa, as I pointed out from Legal insurrection awhile ago he also screwed Kavanaugh voting against him.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (ZCEU2)

355 I'll take your word for it.
Posted by: runner at January




I wasn't the guy complaining about hating fucking monkeys

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (HALdu)

356 So, ace, or buck, there's a new Italian show on Netflix -
historical horror fantasy with witches and such

Luna Nera

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (G546f)

357 URL test

Posted by: Panhandler at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (S/rwf)

358 Wednesday!

BIG WINZ!

Posted by: your Uniparty betters at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (q0qV7)

359 Ace killed it today.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (4e+hS)

360 When a HIV daddy virus loves a H1N1 mommy virus...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (1g7ch)

361 Another reason to hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

* sneaks up behind Insom*


I'll give you a reason mister!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM (aiDK7)

362 Buck Throckmorton... and the women who love him. On the next Maury Povich Show.
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (786Ro)

Buck Throckmorton....YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:43 PM (wh02m)

363 ace is original and there is no replacement for that.

What's a Food thread without CBD
An ONT with out Weird Dave or Mis Hum?
A gun thread without Weasel?

You fucking earn the trust.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:43 PM (n7enF)

364 348 Buck Throckmorton... and the women who love him. On the next Maury Povich Show.
Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (786Ro)

Maybe that's Aces porn name. Buck Throckmorton, it sounds like a porn name.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:43 PM (7bcfy)

365 Sheesh, whats next ? a middle eastern goat virus ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)


Not sure there isn't one, but...low population density, so transmission risk is low.
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM



And surely it's an STD. So only transmitted through nookie.

Posted by: Hands at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (786Ro)

366 363: ben this. x 1000.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (KP5rU)

367 All else equal, I'd much rather get a mile-high handy from Kat T. than from any Biden staffer.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (qAYFA)

368 "Another reason to hate fucking monkeys. "


What's your position on Chinese bat-monkey hybrids?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (q0qV7)

369 Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:43 PM (n7enF)

Hellllooooo Ben!!

*waves*

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (wh02m)

370 Would you prefer a handy?
Posted by: the monkey at January 31, 2020 08:41 PM (Tnijr)


Joe Biden, staffer, airplane.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

371 Got to work tomorrow, should have been in bed a hour ago and half drunk in celebration, now have to wait until Wednesday.
Good night all, were almost done this nightmare.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2)

372 -
--
Forgotten Weapons (Gun Jesus, Ian) is indeed great.
He's figured out a good gig. Like when he goes to the auction house
and does a video on some incredibly cool collectible milsurp, which he
gets to handle, and shoot.



The flamethrower episodes were outstanding.


Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 08:40 PM

-------------------------

Gun Jesus is the best. (other than, you know, the Savior one)

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 08:45 PM (RVcmP)

373 * sneaks up behind Insom*
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM


Don't forget to check your six.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 31, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

374 if a biden staffer gave me a handy, i sure as hell wouldn't admit it. were they both guys?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 08:46 PM (KP5rU)

375 Emperor Country Boy, A huge hug for you!

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:46 PM (n7enF)

376 What's a book thread without OregonMuse?

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2020 08:47 PM (MTxDQ)

377 You fucking earn the trust.
Posted by: Ben Had

This sister gets it!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:47 PM (aiDK7)

378
Journalism degrees are a joke.

Posted by: Czech Chick

=========

And to think, there are graduate courses in Journalism.

What the hell does an M.A. in Journalism teach you?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 08:47 PM (13CQC)

379 * sneaks up behind Insom*
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:42 PM

Don't forget to check your six.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 31, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

Damn, there goes my surprise.

Posted by: The Otter at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (zr5Kq)

380 Maybe that's Aces porn name. Buck Throckmorton, it sounds like a porn name.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 08:43 PM


Not going to check to see if Ewok pron is a niche. Wouldn't be prudent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

381
I did refute your arguments in the trade thread, but I was in it late. I am possibly the last free trader at the HQ but I'm a true believer and have a grad degree in free trade.



Searches for Bandersnatch in Buck's previous thread result in zero results. Searches for his hash: 0

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (Z7lwY)

382 Don't forget to check your six.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere

Tactical is my second nature.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (aiDK7)

383 TheQuietMan: "...@SenatorRomney is formally NOT invited to #CPAC2020,"

So they sent him an Unvitation.

Now there's a business idea. Optimize and formalize an efficient process to send people a personal notice that they are explicitly not welcome to your fancy soiree.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (6eEQ+)

384 BifBewalski, what radars did you work on?
Posted by: radar


Started with the hi-par in Nike Hercules, then moved to the Nike Hercules warhead (w8. Made warrant officer in that field then got retreaded into Patriot and the AN/MPQ-53.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (VcFUs)

385 Not going to check to see if Ewok pron is a niche. Wouldn't be prudent.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (DMUuz)

Rule 34. No exceptions.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (U7voe)

386
This is the new London Boys?

Watch at least the first 45 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htBfNPyKKoI

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (u+zQ1)

387
hahahaha, me commenting on the content at #378.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (13CQC)

388 368 "Another reason to hate fucking monkeys. "

What's your position on Chinese bat-monkey hybrids?
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 08:44 PM (q0qV7)


So we're not doing phrasing anymore?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (YqDXo)

389 I was suspicious when early on the chinese were spreading a rumor that the US created the Wuhan virus as bio-warfare.

This is an absurd claim, but you have to wonder if they made that to discredit the truth. IOW, an early piece of false information so that when people find out China created the virus they will not believe.

This is common tactic that the dems use, and you see it a lot from china - they attack the US for foreign entanglements, oppression of minorities, bullying neighbors, etc. All stuff that China does, and they attack the US as a form of equivalency.

Anyway, it made me suspicious that they would claim the US engineered the wuhan virus.

Russia, OTOH, always thinks that everything is part of a larger conspiracy so that type of rumor always starts in Russia simply because they naturally think everything is part of an epic battle between DC and the Kremlin. That is different but in China a rumor like that has to be approved by the party and there has to be a reason.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (LWu6U)

390 Journalism degrees are communications degrees retarded, younger, ugly sister.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)

391 Emperor Country Boy, A huge hug for you!
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:46 PM (n7enF)

And back atcha!!

Not that anyone noticed, but I don't get around these hallowed halls much lately. Trying to make this my year, despite my daughter's monkey wrench.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (wh02m)

392 I'm a natural born klutz. That and electrical current do not mix. Trained professional is brought in so electrical current stays out of my body.

Posted by: Klutz, I.M.A at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (/LQkF)

393 321 One of the claims is a gene sequence from the HIV virus was inserted into this virus.

Din't HIV jump from chimpanzees to humans ? And isn't there a claim that Corona jumped form snakesor bats to humans. Would it not be possible to have that type of mutation/sequence without genetic engineering ?
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)


HIV is almost certainly the product of two different viruses in some kind of monkey. Viruses and bacteria swap gene sequences all the time.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (wGeit)

394 So we're not doing phrasing anymore?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January



we did it

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)

395 What's your position on Chinese bat-monkey hybrids?
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Do they squeak when u fvck 'em?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (VcFUs)

396 Now there's a business idea. Optimize and formalize an efficient process to send people a personal notice that they are explicitly not welcome to your fancy soiree.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (6eEQ+)

I think the McCain's already started that business. Funerals are their specialty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

397 Pandersnatch's history in this very thread is interesting. First comment is an attack on another poster. Second comment is a hug for a moronette.

Looks like PUA game to me.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

398 Damn, there goes my surprise.
Posted by: The Otter

Stay out of this Otters. I'm more inclined to a good smack up side of the head.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (aiDK7)

399 I didn't think resistors were that tough. Transistors took longer to figure out.
Posted by: radar at January 31, 2020 08:26 PM (Q+VZw)

That's because their resistance is "intersectional".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (LxWV7)

400 Geography?

Europe, according to the Vikings:

https://brilliantmaps.com/vikings-1000/

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

401
Anyway to dedicate the ONT to Nigel Farage?

He should have been knighted, but that is the next best thing.
Posted by: Simplemind

=======

He's attending the SOTU. Won't it be great if Trump gives him a shout-out? MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN or something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 08:51 PM (13CQC)

402 Now there's a business idea. Optimize and formalize an efficient process to send people a personal notice that they are explicitly not welcome to your fancy soiree.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:48 PM (6eEQ+)

Five bucks says it's bullshit anyway. Impeachment will end, this will fade and he'll be back in.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 08:51 PM (U7voe)

403 Pandersnatch's history in this very thread is interesting. First comment is an attack on another poster. Second comment is a hug for a moronette.

Looks like PUA game to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Cut him some slack. He's stuck in a room all day with a bunch of middle school terrorists.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:52 PM (aiDK7)

404 J-School is for those students who couldn't hack the intellectual rigors of a Physical Education Degree.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2020 08:52 PM (flINI)

405 HIV is almost certainly the product of two different viruses in some kind of monkey. Viruses and bacteria swap gene sequences all the time.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (wGeit)

OK.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:52 PM (zr5Kq)

406 bth, you must also include me, as I agree with Bander and was the recipient of the hug.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 08:53 PM (n7enF)

407 Pro tip: when you replace the cartridge, be sure to lube the replacement up with silicone plumber's lubricant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

---

At the advanced age of 29, I pretty much lube everything up.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)

408 The list of important things they didn't teach me in journalism school is endless.

I kick myself every single day for going into this line of work. I should have listened to my mom and gone to law school...

If you have kids who want to go into journalism, my advice would be: Don't. Unless it's something they really, really want to do and would do for free, they should avoid it. Because believe me, with the salaries it pays, it feels like you're almost working for free. And in return, everybody hates you.

I'd note that nearly all of the best journalists I've met during my career have been kids from rich families, like Tucker Carlson. They're doing it because they love it and their families are willing to subsidize them for as long as it takes. Not having to worry about money gives them a lot of freedom; they can pursue important stories without worrying about whose toes they step on. They can't be threatened because if they lose their job -- hey. They'll be fine. Daddy can write them another check.

On the other hand, I've known lots of awful journalists from rich families. I'd say it's a condition that's necessary, but not sufficient, for reaching the top of the profession.

Posted by: Ex-liberal at January 31, 2020 08:53 PM (R1mDg)

409 Pandersnatch's history in this very thread is interesting. First comment is an attack on another poster. Second comment is a hug for a moronette.

Looks like PUA game to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

Cut him some slack. He's stuck in a room all day with a bunch of middle school terrorists.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 08:52 PM (aiDK7)

He works at CNN?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 08:53 PM (wh02m)

410 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "Best $7 you'll ever spend. After you're out of high school, that is."

Oh, I already have a Fluke that detects hot.

Still doesn't change the dynamic. Electricity makes me nervous.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:54 PM (6eEQ+)

411 I was a reporter for a long time. I wasn't smart enough to make journalist.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2020 08:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

412 Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be journalists ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 31, 2020 08:54 PM (LPnfS)

413 Hey everybody.

I have more, and very funny, news about my job.
Will share again tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 08:54 PM (L2ZTs)

414 Well said, Open. Well said.

Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at January 31, 2020 08:55 PM (mAxkE)

415 Well, off to meet some 'ettes for drinks. Later knuckle draggers.

Posted by: Infidel at January 31, 2020 08:55 PM (MTxDQ)

416 Searches for Bandersnatch in Buck's previous thread result in zero results. Searches for his hash: 0


The one where he talked about sneering condescension? I was there, man, I was in the shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (gd9RK)

417 I'm a natural born klutz. That and electrical current do not mix. Trained professional is brought in so electrical current stays out of my body.
Posted by: Klutz, I.M.A at January 31, 2020 08:49 PM (/LQkF)


Two things, after "de-energizing" a circuit, as you think:

1. Make sure you're not the path to ground. So rubber soles if you're on concrete, etc.

2. After rule #1, follow rule #1: when in doubt, only touch a conceivably hot circuit with one hand.

Fatal currents (a few hundred milliamps) go through the body. From hand to feet passes through the heart, and you're potentially (?) dead. From left hand to right hand, same thing. The rule of thumb we always observed in working on high voltage scientific equipment: rubber-soled shoes, and one hand in the pocket. At all times.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (YqDXo)

418 I think the McCain's already started that business. Funerals are their specialty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (2DOZq)


It's now off Broadway and touring!

Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (2N7oZ)

419 Pandersnatch

Is this the #metoo offspring g of Bandersnatch and Panhandler?


Asking for a journalist.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (VcFUs)

420 YouTube is the greatest thing ever for DIY. You can watch somebody do just about anything you want to do. Sometimes really screwing it up. Then you see what not to do.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)

421 Journalism degrees are a joke.



Posted by: Czech Chick



=========



And to think, there are graduate courses in Journalism.



What the hell does an M.A. in Journalism teach you?


That 'splains why Ben Rhodes wanted 27-year-old "journalists." They have all the intelligence and intellectual curiosity of gnurr.

They're not smart enough to question anyone or anything they're told.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 08:58 PM (HaL55)

422 Journalism sounds like dear diary.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (PUmDY)

423 At the advanced age of 29, I pretty much lube everything up.





Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)


Never argue with someone who buys lube by the barrel.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (2N7oZ)

424 YouTube is the greatest thing ever for DIY. You can watch somebody do just about anything you want to do. Sometimes really screwing it up. Then you see what not to do.


====

Huh, some say the same thing about PornHub.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (zr5Kq)

425 Anyway to dedicate the ONT to Nigel Farage?

He should have been knighted, but that is the next best thing.
Posted by: Simplemind

=======

He's attending the SOTU. Won't it be great if Trump gives him a shout-out? MAKE ENGLAND GREAT AGAIN or something?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 08:51 PM (13CQC)

He should be granted honorary US citizenship. That's a higher honor than knighthood.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (Izzlo)

426 Still doesn't change the dynamic. Electricity makes me nervous.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 08:54 PM (6eEQ+)


That's good. Fear is a great motivator. I used to worry about the foolhardy in the lab.

Actually, that's not true. I never let into the lab anyone who struck me as foolhardy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (YqDXo)

427 Pandersnatch's history in this very thread is interesting. First comment is an attack on another poster. Second comment is a hug for a moronette.

Looks like PUA game to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (ykYG2)


I do not know what PUA means.

I attacked the Throckmorton, not another poster, and I hugged Ben Had for agreeing that this post was kind of low hanging fruit and he hadn't earned his Horde stripes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 09:00 PM (gd9RK)

428 416 Searches for Bandersnatch in Buck's previous thread result in zero results. Searches for his hash: 0


The one where he talked about sneering condescension? I was there, man, I was in the shit.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (gd9RK)



From the beginning of the month? He posted one today you could have pushed your beef in instead of whining here.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:00 PM (Z7lwY)

429 Is there some reason the royal family does not make an effort to marry hot women?


Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

430 Not getting the Buck hate in this thread.

He's better than some of the COBs we've had in the past.

Of course he's not Ace, but then who is?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (PHotS)

431 Oh and "You don't post enough to have standing" is a really shitty argument.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Z7lwY)

432 2. After rule #1, follow rule #1: when in doubt, only touch a conceivably hot circuit with one hand.

Fatal currents (a few hundred milliamps) go through the body. From hand to feet passes through the heart, and you're potentially (?) dead. From left hand to right hand, same thing. The rule of thumb we always observed in working on high voltage scientific equipment: rubber-soled shoes, and one hand in the pocket. At all times.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

---

I worked (as a laborer, NOT a sparky) in an industrial shop for a time. One of the electricians made a booboo and, as a result, melted a screwdriver down to it's handle in an energized electrical panel.

The only reason he lived was that he was working one handed.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Y4EXg)

433 THROCKMORTON 2024

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (q0qV7)

434 429 Is there some reason the royal family does not make an effort to marry hot women?




Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)



They're typically stuck with choosing from British or European royalty?

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (Z7lwY)

435 Looks like PUA game to me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 08:50 PM (ykYG2)

I do not know what PUA means.

Pick Up Artist.

Something I'm clearly not.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (wh02m)

436 He should be granted honorary US citizenship. That's a higher honor than knighthood.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 08:59 PM (Izzlo)


Anyone with "Sir" in front of their name is a jerk, unless their name is "Sir Duke", because that's a great Stevie Wonder song.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)

437 420 YouTube is the greatest thing ever for DIY. You can watch somebody do just about anything you want to do. Sometimes really screwing it up. Then you see what not to do.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)


Absolutely. I told my sons that. One of the big problems is figuring out how things are connected, i.e., to answer the eternal question: is this shit just stuck, and I should muscle it, or is there another fastener somewhere that I haven't noticed?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (YqDXo)

438 And I agreed with Bander 1000%

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (n7enF)

439 429 Is there some reason the royal family does not make an effort to marry hot women?


Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)


Eh... Kate Middleton?

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (wGeit)

440
GFCIs (of the shock protecting variety) are set for about 5 mA differential current trip level. 10mA is considered the threshold for shock.

Some people can feel currents lower than that. I've run across a couple of these very sensitive people. I didn't believe him until my meters confirmed it.

I saw a woman who could feel a very small leakage current from an ungrounded refrigerator. The current was just a couple of mA.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (f1Vqw)

441 431: i post alot, and have no standing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

442 BackwardsBoy: "They're not smart enough to question anyone or anything they're told."

That's an interesting observation.

I wonder how many who graduate remain (or were ever) critical thinkers? If they've gone through indoctrination where questioning the professor gets you failed, I'm concluding that they make fine experts at dictation which is to say not a journalist. Reporter, sure, but most certainly not a journalist.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (6eEQ+)

443 The only reason he lived was that he was working one handed.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Y4EXg)

Barge I was working on in 2018 and 19 had electrically driven anchor winches. Electrician fucked up while working on one and stopped 400 DC amps with his face.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (U7voe)

444 Electricity makes me nervous.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

A radar's 400hz filtered power will turn you into a junky for zaps overnight...if you survive the first hit.

Got a brand new shoulder joint from a 440vac filter that had a leak to the case. Would be serenading satan's torture chamber had I not been reaching up. Woke up on the ground six feet away with my humorous in my rib cage and 2"off my needle nose pliers missing.

Scary fvcking night.

Put my k ee on my hand and reset my shoulder. Woke up the 2nd time and drove myself to the ER. Almost got company grade ucmj for working g by myself that night.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (VcFUs)

445
They're typically stuck with choosing from British or European royalty?
Posted by: buzzion at January




They should have some kind of contest where everyone gets to vote.

Get some hot asians or saudis.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (HALdu)

446 431: i post alot, and have no standing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

I post sporadically and have no standing.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2020 09:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

447 Is there some reason the royal family does not make an effort to marry hot women?


Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

Eh... Kate Middleton?
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:02 PM (wGeit)

Kate Middleton I wouldn't say is hot. Pretty, yes, but she needs to eat some cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wh02m)

448 Is there some reason the royal family does not make an effort to marry hot women?







Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)


Don't know much about history...

Posted by: Zombie Sam Cooke at January 31, 2020 09:04 PM (2N7oZ)

449 I wonder how many who graduate remain (or were ever) critical thinkers? If they've gone through indoctrination where questioning the professor gets you failed, I'm concluding that they make fine experts at dictation which is to say not a journalist. Reporter, sure, but most certainly not a journalist.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (6eEQ+)


You're allowed to question your professor... as long as your questioning eventually leads to agreement.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:04 PM (wGeit)

450 the throckmorton's were responsible for that space shuttle incident. be careful.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

451 I know amperes and I know where Ukraine and Bangladesh are.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (+0uDE)

452 Sheesh, whats next ? a middle eastern goat virus ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)


I don't see why not. We already had a middle eastern camel virus (MERS)...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (7s3Gx)

453 'Sup? Back from el farmo. Tractor is back in action!

Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (MVjcR)

454 446: we must suck.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (KP5rU)

455 Kate Middleton I wouldn't say is hot. Pretty, yes, but she needs to eat some cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January



I don't get why anyone things she is anything more than not ugly.

definitely not hot

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (HALdu)

456 I wonder how drunk Farage is right now...lol

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (sYDum)

457 And now I'm trying to remember that COB from ages ago. He did the morning thread and I remember him being super condescending to me every time I tried to make a comment.

I wasn't sorry when he got pissed off and left.

Oh right Gabe Malor, wasn't it?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (PHotS)

458 Oh and "You don't post enough to have standing" is a really shitty argument.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:01 PM (Z7lwY)



I understand that you're not a fan of my oeuvre, dead boy. You post sneering condescension toward me and don't defend yourself in comments I don't respect your standing.

Ace plays with us in comments, not always but a lot and he's ace. Sefton mixes it up, the Dildo does too. Throckmortong pissed me off and so I said he pissed me off and this time he showed up to play. That's where cred comes from.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 09:06 PM (gd9RK)

459 I worked (as a laborer, NOT a sparky) in an industrial shop for a time. One of the electricians made a booboo and, as a result, melted a screwdriver down to it's handle in an energized electrical panel.

Did that once poking around inside an excimer laser. The tips on my multimeter probe pretty much exploded...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:06 PM (7s3Gx)

460 Okay it's a flame thread.

Piss off you jackwagons

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 09:06 PM (ZfRYq)

461 Electricity makes me nervous.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel


I feel grounded.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:06 PM (Njtx4)

462

Let's talk about Ohms!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 09:06 PM (ErdyI)

463
'I post sporadically and have no standing'

I post spastically and am mostly sitting.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:07 PM (Tnijr)

464 I wonder how drunk Farage is right now...lol

Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (sYDum



I would love to buy him a pint, but I'm guessing he doesn't need it.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 31, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)

465 I post periodically and am mostly drunk...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:07 PM (7s3Gx)

466 Weasel, a tractor is a thing of ultimate peace and well being.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (n7enF)

467 Oh right Gabe Malor, wasn't it?


That dick was a guy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (q0qV7)

468 Coronavirus ---- Here are the US Plans. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ywiLsZZdX5A

Travel screening, Quarantines for some travelers, contact tracings. Everything that should have been done with Ebola last time, but Obama did not. And by next Friday, expect a whole lot more restrictions and quarantine categories.

An expert with the University of Minnesota says that the nCov illnesses in the US will peak in April or May. Remember this all started in China on about December 1, 2019; it is two months later, January 31, 2020, and is still increasing rapidly. Exponentially even.

This will be what the Spanish Flu was like in 1918-1920. Prep now. Practice your hand washing, make it a habit.

This is the start of the beginning.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (+0uDE)

469 57 -- Czech Chick -- Do you live in Omaha?

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (zDcjz)

470
I own a Multimeter, and know the basics on how to use it.
I wonder how many "journalists" can pick out a multimeter out of
a lineup.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (ErdyI)

471 Not so much exponentially. Much more like linearly...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (7s3Gx)

472 I've handled many electrocution fatality cases when the lock out procedures weren't followed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (2DOZq)

473 Sooth, a lot of journalists can't even use an etch-a-sketch.

"Where's the USB port for this thing??"

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (L2ZTs)

474 455 Kate Middleton I wouldn't say is hot. Pretty, yes, but she needs to eat some cheeseburgers.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January

I don't get why anyone things she is anything more than not ugly.

definitely not hot
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:05 PM (HALdu)


I guess everyone has their own idea of what "hot" is. In my book Kate Middleton was smoking hot in her late 20s before three children. I think she's still pretty attractive today at age 38.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (wGeit)

475 what is going on in bahrain?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

476 I post periodically and am mostly drunk...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:07 PM (7s3Gx)


Same.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM (2N7oZ)

477 466 Weasel, a tractor is a thing of ultimate peace and well being.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (n7enF)
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It surely is! I'm also getting almost halfway competent in hooking shit up to it.

Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (mQ82A)

478 Kate Middleton is proof there is still a tiny shred of hope for the future.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

479 Oh right Gabe Malor, wasn't it?


That dick was a guy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (q0qV7)

Who liked dick, amirite?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (wh02m)

480 My SiL has been getting messages on LinkedIn for positions at airports for medical risk management positions for about 3 months.

That's...interesting

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (ZfRYq)

481 Middleton seems pretty to me. I think a lot of her appeal is that she dresses very well. She looks classy. It's an appealing quality, especially in an age when the average chick is doing hobo chic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (H5knJ)

482 I've taken house current. Twice. Didn't tickle.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)

483 Over/under on when someone sues to stop the Coronavirus quarantines and the Hawaiian judge issues a nationwide injunction?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (PHotS)

484 Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes until Wednesday. Once again they bend over for Democrats. What a bunch of shit. If I were president, I would move SOTU until It was done and award the Slackard Placard to the senate.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (AvfCy)

485 This will be what the Spanish Flu was like in 1918-1920. Prep now. Practice your hand washing, make it a habit.

This is the start of the beginning.
Posted by: rd



Purell doesn't do a thing for coronavirus.
Sodium hypochlorite, aka bleach, will.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (Njtx4)

486 Middleton seems pretty to me. I think a lot of her
appeal is that she dresses very well. She looks classy. It's an
appealing quality, especially in an age when the average chick is doing
hobo chic.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (H5knJ)


What does she have that I don't?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)

487 "a tractor is a thing of ultimate peace and well being."

Unless it's stuck. Which btw a big truck was stuck in the mud in my yard today and we had to use the tractor and sheets of plywood and blocks and shovels and sand to get it unstuck.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (Tnijr)

488 441 431: i post alot, and have no standing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (KP5rU)

Sure you have standing, come on, stand up and be recognized! Oh God love ya, what am I saying?

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (NWiLs)

489 Re the discussion of electricity/voltage:

Did you know both Lena Dunham's and Rosie O'Donnell's Hitachi Magic Wands have gasoline engines?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)

490 I've taken house current. Twice. Didn't tickle.

In my case, the operative phrase was "attention getter".

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (7s3Gx)

491 Purell doesn't do a thing for coronavirus.




What about soap and water ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

492 Over/under on when someone sues to stop the Coronavirus quarantines and the Hawaiian judge issues a nationwide injunction?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (PHotS)

Why even bother suing? That Ebola nurse just screwed off home and IIRC nothing happened to her. Just leave, and scream about death camps.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (U7voe)

493 Hand sanitizers are just pure alcohol.

Add a little Monin syrup. Tasty!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (L2ZTs)

494 487 "a tractor is a thing of ultimate peace and well being."

Unless it's stuck. Which btw a big truck was stuck in the mud in my yard today and we had to use the tractor and sheets of plywood and blocks and shovels and sand to get it unstuck.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (Tnijr)
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I put an enormous WARN winch on the front of my truck. Haven't been stuck since!

Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (MVjcR)

495 Let's talk about Ohms!
Posted by: Soothsayer

---

If I was a motivated sort, I'd post the multitudes of "Ohm" cartoons.

Ohm on the range.

Nobodys Ohm.

Steals Ohm.

etc., etc.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Y4EXg)

496 What does she have that I don't?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)

You, multiplied by .45.

And not hateful.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (U7voe)

497 484 Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes until Wednesday. Once again they bend over for Democrats. What a bunch of shit. If I were president, I would move SOTU until It was done and award the Slackard Placard to the senate.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (AvfCy)



It will. They'll probably hold off on doing business on Monday so Bernie and Warren can go to Iowa. So probably more crap on Tuesday.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (Z7lwY)

498 Adding bleach to my weekend shopping list.

Posted by: klaftern at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (RuIsu)

499 -
--
i post alot, and have no standing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:03 PM (KP5rU)



I post sporadically and have no standing.


Posted by: Northernlurker at January 31, 2020 09:04 PM

------------------

My standing is usually wobbly. (beer)

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (RVcmP)

500 Jerry.

Jerry.

Jerry!

Posted by: Dean Martin at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (gAXBD)

501 Also to a rate of 100% enlisted military are all way more intelligent than any journalist. Including unrated Jr. enlisted.
For sure the trained and skilled in any branch are heads and tails smarter.


Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (0OmEj)

502 Did you know both Lena Dunham's and Rosie O'Donnell's Hitachi Magic Wands have gasoline engines?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM (L2ZTs)


Diesel. More torque.

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (2N7oZ)

503 klaftern, brain bleach, eye bleach or both?

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (L2ZTs)

504 What does she have that I don't?
Posted by: Lena Dunham


She doesn't have vaginal dentata, less than 1/4 of 'dat ass, a personality...

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (VcFUs)

505 482 I've taken house current. Twice. Didn't tickle.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)


Don't be blase. How much current you took depends on how much resistance you offered. Cool, dry hands, one thing. Sweaty hands, another. Touching ground at the time, still another.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

506 494 487 "a tractor is a thing of ultimate peace and well being."

Unless it's stuck. Which btw a big truck was stuck in the mud in my yard today and we had to use the tractor and sheets of plywood and blocks and shovels and sand to get it unstuck.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (Tnijr)
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I put an enormous WARN winch on the front of my truck. Haven't been stuck since!
Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (MVjcR)

If it actually WARNed you, you wouldn't have sunk in the first place.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

507 Weasel, I rent, but if I would ever again own a little bit of dirt, I would buy a small tractor, maybe with a backhoe, and dig holes and move stuff. I'm pushing 70, so crazy old guy!

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (C1Lsn)

508 middleton seems like a grounded, nice, person. unlike sparkle, her personality is part of her beauty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (KP5rU)

509 BifBewalski: "Scary fvcking night..."

Yeah, that's the stuff I'd really like to avoid.

I'm terribly slow the few times I work on circuits. I go through a mental checklist after. every. move. every. time.

It's probably painful to watch. Don't care. I'd kinda like to enjoy the fruits of my obsessive-compulsive behavior.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (6eEQ+)

510 Is it time for the Airing of Grievances? Because I got a lot of problems with you people!

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (Izzlo)

511 Adding bleach to my weekend shopping list.

Posted by: klaftern at January 31, 2020 09:13 PM (RuIsu)


Natch.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (2N7oZ)

512 I always have bleach on hand. Just never know when you might need it....

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

513 -
--
Purell doesn't do a thing for coronavirus.

-----------------

So I can stop with the enemas?

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP)

514 Gallons.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

515 Ben Had: Thanks for the invite but I'm no longer in Texas.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (d9Cw3)

516 I'm buried to my eyes
in manmeat
It's still not enough
to fill the ass
that I've become

Posted by: David French at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (CLteG)

517 "Let's talk about Ohms!"
Has anyone mentioned Siemens yet?

Posted by: Chris M at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (6XZdO)

518 "I put an enormous WARN winch on the front of my truck"

This was a big freight truck, about 28 feet. They got stuck turning around on an incline. That thing was sliding sideways down the hill.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (Tnijr)

519 I know people always say that Trump should just send a letter for SoTU.

This is the time he should actually do that.

There is no honor in either body.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)

520 Kills everything. Bacteria, mold. Just don't breathe it.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

521 So I can stop with the enemas?

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP)

Switch to tobacco smoke. And bleed yourself a half pint.

Posted by: Dr. Benjamin Rush at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (U7voe)

522 She doesn't have vaginal dentata, less than 1/4 of 'dat ass, a personality...

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (VcFUs)


Oh, yeah? Does she have crabs?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (2N7oZ)

523 Another thing that made me suspicious is that, according to the early reports, the wuhan virus was like a cold with a fever and cough, and it only killed very old people.

Well, if that is true, why are they monitoring people who get sick in wuhan so closely that they even notice this?

They seemed know right where it started (they blamed the market, but I think that is a red herring and fog-of-war type misinformation.)


If China ignored it completely, then I would think - yeah, it just happened.

But China reacted aggressively, but late. Why? Does everyone who shows up in clinic in china get their virus sequenced to see what it is?

So either it was killing a lot of young people - and so very dangerous and maybe like SARS, and you would expect Drs and Hospitals to start investigating, or it was something they understood before it started spreading.

Otherwise, why not just assume it is a flu? What made china sequence the first couple dozen patients?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (LWu6U)

524 I always have bleach on hand. Just never know when you might need it....
Posted by: runner


Unscented, plain 6.25% sodium hypochlorite.
16 drops to 1 gallon of suspect water to purify.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (Njtx4)

525 I put an enormous WARN winch on the front of my truck. Haven't been stuck since!

I love that baby trees are grown just perfectly sized to winch my V-8 4WD out of the mud.


Thank you , God!

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (q0qV7)

526 Hand Sanitizer has to be at least 75% alcohol for it to possibly be effective .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (2DOZq)

527 Don't be blase. How much current you took depends on how much resistance you offered. Cool, dry hands, one thing. Sweaty hands, another. Touching ground at the time, still another.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)

OK. It wasn't some kind of challenge, just a fact. It wasn't fun.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

528 The poster I get the more I drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

529 One thing about Princess Sparkle, she loves the otter. Prefers it

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (CLteG)

530 507 Weasel, I rent, but if I would ever again own a little bit of dirt, I would buy a small tractor, maybe with a backhoe, and dig holes and move stuff. I'm pushing 70, so crazy old guy!
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 09:14 PM (C1Lsn)
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This is a regular utility tractor. Thanks to my pal Ben Had's excellent advice, I found a '99 model, before all the stupid smog shit, with 300 hours. Love it.

Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (MVjcR)

531 Standing? Is that some sort of social credit score?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (aiDK7)

532 This will be what the Spanish Flu was like in 1918-1920. Prep now. Practice your hand washing, make it a habit.

This is the start of the beginning.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:08 PM (+0uDE)


There a few reasons this is likely to be far less deadly than that flu. For one thing, the Spanish Flu of 1918 was likely to kill someone in perfect health (well, pre-flu, anyway). This particular virus has about the same profile as a normal flu - it tends to kill people with heart disease and COPD. It kills the old and the very young. We lose between 30k and 80k people in the US every year to flu.

The other difference is Coronaviruses tend not to live very long on objects. It's pretty easy to get the flu from a doorknob or a keyboard. So we're not looking at something that's going to race through the population like influenza.

And that last part is important - you stand a very good chance of surviving if you get medical attention. The doomsday scenario for this sort of thing is it races through the population and there's nobody healthy enough to feed you or hook you up to an IV.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (wGeit)

533 his is the time he should actually do that.



There is no honor in either body.

Posted by: blaster at January 31, 2020 09:16 PM (ZfRYq)


Nope, he needs to show up and give a giant FU to the house.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (2N7oZ)

534 i keep bleach, a tarp, and lime on hand at all times. never know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

535 I've handled many electrocution fatality cases when the lock out procedures weren't followed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM 

********

Mortician?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (flINI)

536 So either it was killing a lot of young people - and so very dangerous and maybe like SARS, and you would expect Drs and Hospitals to start investigating, or it was something they understood before it started spreading.

Otherwise, why not just assume it is a flu? What made china sequence the first couple dozen patients?
Posted by: Gentlemen


There are "theories" that this was engineered in a lab and it got out. So yeah, they'd know about it. They created it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Njtx4)

537 O/T

i am getting madder by the day at the Lying Media breathlessly reporting the daily "revelations" about Trump bribing Zelensky, then praising the courage of the "truth tellers," and never asking:

If you have information about crimes committed by the President of the United States, why didn't you do the right thing, the thing any true patriot would do, and report this long ago? The House of Representatives opened investigations into this issue months ago. Why have you remained silent until today? Why should we believe you now?

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (AMIL/)

538 I've handled many electrocution fatality cases when the lock out procedures weren't followed.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

--

See, that was the thing. The shop I worked at had a very primitive electrical distribution setup. OSHA would have shut us down had they ever visited us.

You couldn't lock out certain circuits except at the stepdown substation and nobody's got time for that.

This 'safety' talk when I got there was one of the old guys telling me who not to work with. 'Those guys will get you killed.' He wasn't kidding.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Y4EXg)

539 Buck Throckmorton, Thank You for the reply and I would hope that after you post a thread you would interact with those that comment here.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (n7enF)

540 Bandersnatch: You're right - calling journalists dumb is n't original. However, I haven't seen a lot of media pointing out that a journalist can get a degree without taking a single math or physical science class, whereas a tradesman has to go through much more rigorous STEM education.

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (d9Cw3)

541 "I've taken house current. "

When I was about 8 I stuck a piece of Erector Set in a socket. I learned a lot about electricity that day.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Tnijr)

542 524 Bleach is always handy in the event of a thwarted home invasion that may not be wise to report.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (C1Lsn)

543 What does she have that I don't?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (2N7oZ)


It's more all the things you have that she doesn't.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (wGeit)

544 One thing about Princess Sparkle, she loves the otter. Prefers it

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (CLteG)


I wish.

Posted by: The Harry formerly known as Prince at January 31, 2020 09:19 PM (2N7oZ)

545 The 365kV, 50000 Amp isophase pipes coming off the generator where I used to work scared the shit out of me. I say pipes because no wire can pass that kind of current.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 09:19 PM (+0AKE)

546 Mortician?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (flINI)

Probably something health and safety related.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:19 PM (U7voe)

547 It's probably painful to watch. Don't care. I'd kinda like to enjoy the fruits of my obsessive-compulsive behavior.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel

This became my mantra. Hand in pocket (feel cocky all day), deliberate, planned moves, cautious spoken intent before action. After Nike, that kept me alive long enough to learn caution and limits.

Probably why most of the Fulda Gap still exists when we found that warhead was popping fuses in '86.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:19 PM (VcFUs)

548 57 -- Czech Chick -- Do you live in Omaha?
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January



Isn't that kind of like asking someone if the live in San Quentin?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (HALdu)

549 Purcell was originally designed to be a papercut detector.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (gAXBD)

550 The other difference is Coronaviruses tend not to live very long on objects.




Burn !

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)

551 541 "I've taken house current. "

When I was about 8 I stuck a piece of Erector Set in a socket. I learned a lot about electricity that day.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Tnijr)

Quick lesson in negative reinforcement...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (NWiLs)

552 -
--
Did you know both Lena Dunham's and Rosie O'Donnell's Hitachi Magic Wands have gasoline engines?


Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 09:12 PM
-------------

Heh. Back in high school, the guys had this running joke how this one teacher (kinda big gal) could kill the motor on hers, which was equipped with a 454 chevy.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (RVcmP)

553 Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

554 > Yeah, Ed.Psych is such bullshit. look at the kids in school. Hell the local community college always has a table offering counseling

Educational psychology doesn't have anything to do with counseling. It's the study of how the learning process occurs in the brain.

That said, there's a lot of garbage pseudoscience in that field (as there is in all psychology-related fields) and I don't believe that anything useful would likely to be learned in an undergraduate GenEd course in the subject.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2020 09:21 PM (qUFPp)

555 545 The 365kV, 50000 Amp isophase pipes coming off the generator where I used to work scared the shit out of me. I say pipes because no wire can pass that kind of current.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 09:19 PM (+0AKE)


I worked with signal electronics without fear my whole career. The thing you're talking about would scare the shit out of me too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:21 PM (wGeit)

556 The poster I get the more I drunk.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 31, 2020 09:17 PM (Uu+Jp)


You'd get along great with my son. I think I can get you a Chinese petroleum board membership.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 09:21 PM (2N7oZ)

557 Switch to tobacco smoke. And bleed yourself a half pint.


Savages. Modern science has proven that heroic purging the only way to rebalance the bodily humours.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 31, 2020 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

558 553: wednesday is pay day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

559 "365kV, 50000 Amp"

What is that in windmills?

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (Tnijr)

560 I've handled many electrocution fatality cases when the lock out procedures weren't followed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM

********

Mortician?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (flINI)

Workers Compensation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

561 Purcell was originally designed to be a papercut detector.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (gAXBD)

Henry Purcell? I thought he was just a composer.

Posted by: Josephistan at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (Izzlo)

562 What is that in windmills?
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (Tnijr)

Infinity because they'd never achieve it.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (U7voe)

563 About 25% of new cars are sold without spare tires.
Posted by: Chuck C at January 31, 2020 08:35 PM (r6GXX)

Then don't buy it. I wouldn't.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (vKhgw)

564 This is a regular utility tractor. Thanks to my pal Ben Had's excellent advice, I found a '99 model, before all the stupid smog shit, with 300 hours. Love it.
Posted by: Weasel

---

I had a Ford 9N manufactured before I was born for about 20 years. I loved that thing. Damn near bomb proof and you still could get parts for in in the 90's.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (Y4EXg)

565 There's no place like Ohm.

Posted by: Dorothy of Kansas at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (aKsyK)

566 Does the Groundhog work on Sunday?

Yes.

Does Congress?

No.

Hmmm. . .

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (gAXBD)

567 Trey Gowdy is looking more ridiculous as time goes on. Roosterhead indeed

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)

568 Otherwise, why not just assume it is a flu? What made china sequence the first couple dozen patients?
Posted by: Gentlemen

something something unusual pneumonia
not sure exactly how it's unusual

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (G546f)

569 553 Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)


Speculation is he wants to make sure all the Democratic Senators need to be in DC on primary day.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (wGeit)

570 Standing? Is that some sort of social credit score?

First tier commenters = Brahmins : like Brahminsnatch or CBD or garrett or atc

Second tier = Kshatriyas Grump928 or soothsayer

Third tier =Vaishyas Tami and bluebell

Fourth tier = Shudras chavez the hugo

Untouchables = me and the rest of us

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (q0qV7)

571 Heh. Back in high school, the guys had this running
joke how this one teacher (kinda big gal) could kill the motor on hers,
which was equipped with a 454 chevy.



Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (RVcmP)


Too much choke?

Posted by: Roseann O'Donnell at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (2N7oZ)

572 Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes
until Wednesday. Once again they bend over for Democrats. What a bunch
of shit. If I were president, I would move SOTU until It was done and
award the Slackard Placard to the senate.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 09:11 PM (AvfCy)

Enough GOPers wanted time to publicly debate their positions that a push to finish things tonight or tomorrow would have failed. Final arguments from both the House people and the President's people will be on Monday and there will be time for senators to talk on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday before the final votes on Wednesday at 4 p.m.

Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (SL4lK)

573 553 Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)



Lazy. Can't hold the vote during the Iowa Caucus. I think it was mentioned about a concession by McConnel to get the witness vote done today.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (Z7lwY)

574 564 This is a regular utility tractor. Thanks to my pal Ben Had's excellent advice, I found a '99 model, before all the stupid smog shit, with 300 hours. Love it.
Posted by: Weasel
---
I had a Ford 9N manufactured before I was born for about 20 years. I loved that thing. Damn near bomb proof and you still could get parts for in in the 90's.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:23 PM (Y4EXg)
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Aren't they great? I do some very advanced thinking while driving around on my tractor.

Posted by: Weasel at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (MVjcR)

575 I'm seriously beside myself. I'm about ready to punch a wall or something. This needs to END!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (dUJdY)

576 Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes

until Wednesday. Once again they bend over for Democrats. What a bunch
of shit.


"Mitch is orchestrating this perfectly"

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (q0qV7)

577 > Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes
until Wednesday.

Alternative take: every day this drags on is a day that Bernie and Fauxcahontas can't be campaigning in Iowa.

I think Biden is done, so anything that harms those two is probably a good thing.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (qUFPp)

578 560 I've handled many electrocution fatality cases when the lock out procedures weren't followed.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:09 PM

********

Mortician?
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (flINI)

Workers Compensation.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (2DOZq)



Can I file a wrongful death suit against ace?

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (Z7lwY)

579 Sebastian Melmoth @ 526 -Hand sanitizer. You got that right. Smells great, tastes awful.

Posted by: Eromero at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (UUkQp)

580 When I was about 8 I stuck a piece of Erector Set in a socket. I learned a lot about electricity that day.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Tnijr)

Quick lesson in negative reinforcement...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020

When I was a kid my cat would lick the outlet in the living room. She seemed to be getting shocked then do it again. I put her outside. I never saw her do it again. It was a Siamese kitty.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (7bcfy)

581
Workers Compensation.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:22 PM (2DOZq)

^^^
This guy gets it.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (U7voe)

582 Marine Corps flight lines in Vietnam had Ford 8n's for tugs.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (C1Lsn)

583 Buzz.. they couldn't have voted tonight? FFS. This is beyond ridiculous.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (dUJdY)

584 Final arguments from both the House people and the
President's people will be on Monday and there will be time for senators
to talk on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday before the final votes on
Wednesday at 4 p.m.



I can't wait!

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (2N7oZ)

585 Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (wh02m)

586 I wonder if those portable UV sanitizers really kill viruses

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (G546f)

587 "Trey Gowdy is looking more ridiculous as time goes on"

Sort of a lesbian vibe.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (qAYFA)

588 We'll find out later why they waited for Wednesday.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (zr5Kq)

589 So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."


Hooray!

Posted by: your Uniparty betters at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (q0qV7)

590 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

591 570 Standing? Is that some sort of social credit score?

First tier commenters = Brahmins : like Brahminsnatch or CBD or garrett or atc
Second tier = Kshatriyas Grump928 or soothsayer
Third tier =Vaishyas Tami and bluebell
Fourth tier = Shudras chavez the hugo

Untouchables = me and the rest of us
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (q0qV7)

Fuck You!!! I'm Nirvana Tier, Bitchez!!!

Posted by: Gautama Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (CLteG)

592 Maybe Maddow will publish Trump's taxes on Wednesday?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (gAXBD)

593 When I was about 8 I stuck a piece of Erector Set in a socket. I learned a lot about electricity that day.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Tnijr)

Quick lesson in negative reinforcement...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020

When I was a kid my cat would lick the outlet in the living room. She seemed to be getting shocked then do it again. I put her outside. I never saw her do it again. It was a Siamese kitty.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 09:26 PM (7bcfy)

I tried to pet a horse through an electric fence when I was a kid. Yeah, only did it once.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (wh02m)

594 576 Fucking Republicans are lazy cowards if this goes

until Wednesday. Once again they bend over for Democrats. What a bunch
of shit.

"Mitch is orchestrating this perfectly"
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (q0qV7)


People have been bashing Cocaine Mitch since this started, but from where I'm standing it looks like a field of unmitigated win.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (wGeit)

595 So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (wh02m)



Yeah they're probably trying to find something to push out that will get them to call for a new vote for witnesses.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Z7lwY)

596 bombshells aren't dangerous. armed ordinance on the other hand. ever hear of a bomber dropping bombshells? stupid fucking media.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (KP5rU)

597 buzzion: "Can I file a wrongful death suit against ace?"

Well, your ghost can. You'll need a sue-ance, though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (6eEQ+)

598 I tried to pet a horse through an electric fence when I was a kid. Yeah, only did it once.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

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Only peed on the electric fence on a dare once too, amirite?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Y4EXg)

599 Fuck You!!! I'm Nirvana Tier, Bitchez!!!

Posted by: Gautama Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (CLteG)


Smells like teen spirit.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (2N7oZ)

600 590 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)


DC is pretty safe, but AC will put you... Back in Black.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (wGeit)

601 Can I file a wrongful death suit against ace?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (Z7lwY

You would have to establish gross negligence on his part. Should be a breeze.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

602 Almost every day I say the Republicans will find a way to fuck this up and almost every day they do. It's boringly predictable.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (Tnijr)

603 590: bielectrical.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (KP5rU)

604 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

The first one kills you at much lower amperage. Don't mess with either without training.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (U7voe)

605 Standing? Is that some sort of social credit score?

First tier commenters = Brahmins : like Brahminsnatch or CBD or garrett or atc

Second tier = Kshatriyas Grump928 or soothsayer

Third tier =Vaishyas Tami and bluebell

Fourth tier = Shudras chavez the hugo

Untouchables = me and the rest of us
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:24 PM (q0qV7)


what was you screen name before ? a couple of year ago ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (zr5Kq)

606 Fuck You!!! I'm Nirvana Tier, Bitchez!!!



We would like to talk to you about your money. And you.

Posted by: Scientology at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (q0qV7)

607 I think you're operating from a false premise: that the liberal arts majors are even well informed about Ukraine or its history, for instance, much less where it is on a map.

We're supposed to care about Ukraine?

OK, WELL:

WHO DID NOTHING WHILE RUSSIA ABSORBED ALL THE PARTS OF UKRAINE IT WANTED?

President Barack Hussein Obama, MMM, MMM, MMM! did.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, Underemployed in Greenland at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (rfqsR)

608 Almost every day I say the Republicans will find a way to fuck this up and almost every day they do. It's boringly predictable.
Posted by: freaked at January



What did they do this week?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (HALdu)

609 High voltage.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (PUmDY)

610 When I was about 8 I stuck a piece of Erector Set in a socket. I learned a lot about electricity that day.
Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:18 PM (Tnijr)


Remember camera flash bulbs? I wondered what would happen if I put one of those in a nightlight socket. That produced a bright flash and a quick trip to the fuse box.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 09:31 PM (y7DUB)

611 Yeah they're probably trying to find something to push out that will get them to call for a new vote for witnesses.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Z7lwY)

McConnell made sure that as part of the deal to let this carry on there can't be another move to call for new witnesses or documents. It'll just be a bunch of talking.

Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (SL4lK)

612 I tried to pet a horse through an electric fence when I was a kid. Yeah, only did it once.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (wh02m)

My friend put shock wire in the flowerbeds to keep the dog from digging. Her niece brought her stupid dog over and (dalmation) my friend had to go pick the dog up because it just sat there getting shocked. She then turned it off.
The lab was smart enough to test if it was on, if it wasn't she would dig.

Posted by: CaliGirl at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (7bcfy)

613 LINDSEY GRAHAM JUST SAID BULLSHIT ON HANNITY

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (q0qV7)

614 Maybe Maddow will publish Trump's taxes on Wednesday?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (gAXBD)


From 1987 and they are a doozy!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (/2026)

615 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

Ask Topsy the Elephant

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (2DOZq)

616 Almost every day I say the Republicans will find a way to fuck this up and almost every day they do. It's boringly predictable.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (Tnijr)


Seriously? How stupid do you have to be to keep voting for me?

Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (2N7oZ)

617 Can I file a wrongful death suit against ace?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (Z7lwY

You would have to establish gross negligence on his part. Should be a breeze.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

shouldn't have stood under that shelf

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (G546f)

618 -
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Purcell was originally designed to be a papercut detector.


Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM

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I did stuff besides that!!

Posted by: Sarah Purcell at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (RVcmP)

619 So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."

Exactly. I'm so fucking fed up. I've never seen anything like this in my life. Never ever when he was elected did I think I would see this kind of derangment from the left. They will hound him until the day he dies. They will never ever let up. They are pure fucking evil. I hate them with every fiber of my being.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (dUJdY)

620 Lindsey just said Bullshit on Hannity. New respect. Lindsey 2.1

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (7ZQe3)

621 "What did they do this week?"

Nothing. Instead of shutting this BS down on Monday they played theater all week.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (Tnijr)

622 Whoops. Graham said quite explicitly "Bullshit" on Hannity wrt the impeachment. Sneaked it past the censors.

That's a keeper.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (6eEQ+)

623 what was you screen name before ? a couple of year ago ?

dick cheese, or cheese dick

something with cheeses and dicks I think

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (q0qV7)

624 UH OH! Lindsey Graham said "bullshit" on television.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (RT6Hk)

625 569 553 Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:20 PM (dUJdY)

Speculation is he wants to make sure all the Democratic Senators need to be in DC on primary day.


I mentioned this in passing in a previous thread but found a more precise link to Instapundit et al.'s take on this. Enjoy:

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/356654/

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (7s3Gx)

626 601 Can I file a wrongful death suit against ace?
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:25 PM (Z7lwY

You would have to establish gross negligence on his part. Should be a breeze.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:30 PM (2DOZq)

"Your Honor the defendant doesn't even know how to use a screw gun."

Posted by: Gautama Girthpounder at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (CLteG)

627 624 UH OH! Lindsey Graham said "bullshit" on television.
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (RT6Hk)

I'll be honest, it was mildly upsetting.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (RT6Hk)

628
So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."



Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (wh02m)




No one cares about this any more. Except for the fanatics in the MFM no one really cares about this

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (/2026)

629 what was you screen name before ? a couple of year ago ?

dick cheese, or cheese dick

something with cheeses and dicks I think
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (q0qV7)


was that before or after CBD banned you ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

630
The impedance of the human body varies greatly. It's non-linear and voltage and frequency dependent. And varies with the individual.

If you look at the electrical characteristics of the human body, you get a bell curve type of distribution.

For the effects of shock, there is a standard time-current graph. Higher currents can be tolerated for shorter time periods without injury. One graph is the hand to feet graph, for a current passing from hand to feet.

There's v-fib probability curves. For a current with a duration of over 1s, 200mA is the 50% v-fib probability threshold, eyeballing the graph.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (rCwaK)

631 McConnell made sure that as part of the deal to let this carry on there can't be another move to call for new witnesses or documents. It'll just be a bunch of talking.


Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2020 09:32 PM (SL4lK)



I'll believe it when it is all over. It's not a criticism of McConnell (on this) but every day it drags on is just a chance for some new fuckery.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (Z7lwY)

632 Lindsey is slowly morphing into Trump. Running in 2024?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)

633 I tried to pet a horse through an electric fence when I was a kid. Yeah, only did it once.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Crossed a dry creek bed on a cousin's dairy farm. Thought I got low enough. I did. Shotgun barrel didn't. Let you know it toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (Njtx4)

634 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

A device that will operate equally well on either alternating or direct current.

Basically obsolete now, since I don't think DC distribution is done anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)

635 Journalists couldn't lick a tradesman's sweaty nads.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (9Om/r)

636 was that before or after CBD banned you ?


Which time? You really need to narrow it down.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (q0qV7)

637 "LINDSEY GRAHAM JUST SAID BULLSHIT ON HANNITY"

I call bullshit on that. Nobody gets a word in edgewise on the Sean Hannity Show!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (qAYFA)

638 Miss Lyndsey is talking butch again.

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (CLteG)

639 I used to work with a guy who'd worked on a pig farm in Ohio while growing up. Said they had an extension cord withe the female end cut off and the wires connected to two alligator clips. When they had to euthanize a pig, you connected one clip to its lip, the other to the genitals and then plug the cord into the wall for ten seconds.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (U7voe)

640 I actually encourage journalists to play with Amperage

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (xL1oi)

641 619 So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."

Exactly. I'm so fucking fed up. I've never seen anything like this in my life. Never ever when he was elected did I think I would see this kind of derangment from the left. They will hound him until the day he dies. They will never ever let up. They are pure fucking evil. I hate them with every fiber of my being.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (dUJdY)


For you and me it would be horrible to have that kind attention, but Trump thrives on it. He lives for the day he can open up Twitter and put his thumb in their eye.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (wGeit)

642 Ask Topsy the Elephant
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Shit. You. Not.

Training film for Nike Hercules electronics mechanics.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (VcFUs)

643 My grandmother said fiddlesticks for every cuss word.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (PUmDY)

644 I did the layout for colonial life mall in Columbia s.c. They gave me a set of computer generated drawings that were in feet inches and fractions of an inch down to 64ths. Our measuring tape was a surveyors chain graduated in feet 10ths and hundreths. Granted it was not higher order math to do the conversions but it gave me many many chances to fuck up . Oh , and I was hired as a carpenter not a field engineer. Probably willowed but I had to bitch about that job .what a nightmare. High summer 100 fucking degrees and no shade.

Posted by: Awkward davies at January 31, 2020 09:36 PM (iviHh)

645 Some idiot in media, birm, actually called the coronavirus outbreak a black swan event. Nooo, this is just another run of the mill pandemic. It is not an event so outside the realm of possibility that the effects are "unimaginable".

Posted by: Kazi at January 31, 2020 09:36 PM (0x00j)

646 Nothing. Instead of shutting this BS down on Monday they played theater all week.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:33 PM (Tnijr)


Hold on a minute, I pretended to not hate America. This time.

Posted by: Susan Collins at January 31, 2020 09:36 PM (2N7oZ)

647 The coast must be clear because Lyndsey Graham is mouthing off.

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 09:37 PM (CLteG)

648 publius

What about the old electrician finger to finger loop

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2020 09:37 PM (xL1oi)

649 was that before or after CBD banned you ?


Which time? You really need to narrow it down.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (q0qV7)

Thanks. I was looking for that.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:37 PM (zr5Kq)

650 632 Lindsey is slowly morphing into Trump. Running in 2024?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)



I expect him to start pushing for amnesty again the Wednesday after the election.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (Z7lwY)

651 I had one claim where a linesman was electrocuted and basically blew both arms off. That brave badass MF'er was back at work with two prosthetic arms in less than a year. Makes me really dislike the claimants who have a back injury from bending over to retrieve a pencil and have been out of work for years.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq)

652 Senate Impeachment Schedule via CTH,

Monday: 11:00am closing arguments by House Managers and Defense (two hours each for a total of four hours); then the senate, regular session, floor speeches begin.

Tuesday: 11:00am full day of floor speeches. Each Senator limited to ten minutes.

Wednesday: 4:00pm A final vote on the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (+0uDE)

653 Lindsey is slowly morphing into Trump. Running in 2024?

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (7ZQe3)


If he's on tape saying grab them by the balls, I'm in.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (2N7oZ)

654 -
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What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?

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Current-wise it means Axl Rose in in there. And even he is 57.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (RVcmP)

655 I tried to pet a horse through an electric fence when I was a kid. Yeah, only did it once.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy

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Only peed on the electric fence on a dare once too, amirite?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:29 PM (Y4EXg)

Why yes, yes I did.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:39 PM (wh02m)

656 I was frndlessmfkr for a few weeks on Disqus.
Then lonelyahole on CTH.
But they banned me. Then I think , gvmearzn2liv on Twitter.


But I never posted, Just read stuff.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:39 PM (q0qV7)

657 Lindsey 2.0 is a tuff talker. Maybe Lindsey 3.0 takes action

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 31, 2020 09:40 PM (qAYFA)

658 Did Hannity go into a 12 paragraph explanation of what the word "bullshit" means?

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 09:40 PM (uEbPt)

659 Yeah I think amnesty is perhaps the only issue Lindsey actually cares about. And he's got an incredibly stupid, irresponsible, and arrogant position, of course.

His approximate non-existence as Judiciary Chairman, when that committee has more and more consequential crap to deal with than perhaps any time in its history, is also something.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 09:40 PM (El6T/)

660 I used to work with a guy who'd worked on a pig farm in Ohio while growing up. Said they had an extension cord withe the female end cut off and the wires connected to two alligator clips. When they had to euthanize a pig, you connected one clip to its lip, the other to the genitals and then plug the cord into the wall for ten seconds.
Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (U7voe)

And if you want roast pork, leave it plugged in for ten minutes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:40 PM (LxWV7)

661 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

A device that will operate equally well on either alternating or direct current.

Basically obsolete now, since I don't think DC distribution is done anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I see 24VAC devices that can run 24VDC. 24VAC is a security and control standard and 24VDc is a Power over Ethernet standard.

Posted by: Jean at January 31, 2020 09:40 PM (xL1oi)

662 645 Some idiot in media, birm, actually called the coronavirus outbreak a black swan event. Nooo, this is just another run of the mill pandemic. It is not an event so outside the realm of possibility that the effects are "unimaginable".
Posted by: Kazi at January 31, 2020 09:36 PM (0x00j)


These kinds of diseases are a normal and expected part of life. Yes, it sucks, but we're not looking at something that's going to kill a third of the population like medieval plagues.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (wGeit)

663 Electric horse fence won't kill you. After the fifth or sixth time it's not so bad either. You learn to jump faster.

Posted by: freaked at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (Tnijr)

664 Not to go on topic but the main observation one should make about journalists is THEY ARE PART OF THE CHATTERING CLASS.

Poets, Priests and Politician can say anything. Unlike a farmer, who is ruined if he doesn't do the things that lead to a good crop, or an engineer who's structures fail when he doesn't cleave to reality, or an electrician who will be fried if he doesn't heed the laws of physics, a journalist can spout any nonsense regardless of how complicated or simple it is to understand, and the only ones who come to eventual harm are those who listen to these charlatans.

When these people promote a narrative instead of facts, truth and news they don't have to be smart. In fact intelligence may be a hindrance. Because it has electrolytes.

Posted by: Minuteman at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (dBHUz)

665 and here I thought I was the only one that has been banned by dildo more than twice.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (B+t5k)

666 I see 24VAC devices that can run 24VDC. 24VAC is a security and control standard and 24VDc is a Power over Ethernet standard.
Posted by: Jean



Isn't 24v dc what military vehicles run on?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (Njtx4)

667 Yeah I think amnesty is perhaps the only issue Lindsey actually cares
about. And he's got an incredibly stupid, irresponsible, and arrogant
position, of course.



His approximate non-existence as Judiciary Chairman, when that
committee has more and more consequential crap to deal with than perhaps
any time in its history, is also something.



He rides the emotional waves like no other.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (q0qV7)

668 Well, Lindsey said right after this is over he's opening up the Biden investigation with pointed questions. We shall see if this is real or bluster.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (7ZQe3)

669 548 -- Nope, but it sure feels like it some days. I've been hanging around this place for years, and I occasionally ask if there are any Morons in Omaha. All I get back is crickets. (Although NaCly is planning a jaunt up here when work and the weather permit, which means I'll actually get to meet a Moron in person instead of in gray boxes.)

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (zDcjz)

670 So the New York Slimes has more time to drop more "bombshells."



Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:27 PM (wh02m)




No one cares about this any more. Except for the fanatics in the MFM no one really cares about this
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 09:34 PM (/2026)

No Decent People care about it anymore, agreed.

MFM will still fight and pander to it's base to the end. My Club 85 coworkers are a testament to that. They take whatever their white masters on the Democratic plantation say as gospel.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (wh02m)

671
MSM is now obsessed with Lev Parnas.

The motif of the hour is "What Could Have Been."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (13CQC)

672 anybody know what's going on in the middle east? lot of heavy air transport traffic going on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (KP5rU)

673 device that will operate equally well on either alternating or direct current.

Basically obsolete now, since I don't think DC distribution is done anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)

Didn't AC / DC get their name from a label on one of their mothers old sewing machine?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (2DOZq)

674 Sorry for electric questions. Why was San Diego the Chargers?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (PUmDY)

675 634 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

A device that will operate equally well on either alternating or direct current.

Basically obsolete now, since I don't think DC distribution is done anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)


They're starting to do super high voltage DC again for trunk line power distribution. It has a lot of advantages.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (wGeit)

676 I used to work with a guy who'd worked on a pig farm in Ohio while growing up. Said they had an extension cord withe the female end cut off and the wires connected to two alligator clips. When they had to euthanize a pig, you connected one clip to its lip, the other to the genitals and then plug the cord into the wall for ten seconds.
Posted by: Vanya


Why? Shooting it is a lot easier and safer.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (Njtx4)

677 Senate Impeachment Schedule via CTH,

Monday: 11:00am closing arguments by House Managers and Defense (two hours each for a total of four hours); then the senate, regular session, floor speeches begin.

Tuesday: 11:00am full day of floor speeches. Each Senator limited to ten minutes.

Wednesday: 4:00pm A final vote on the articles of impeachment.
Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (+0uDE)


So freakin much hot air. I guess strategically, its a good way of making the American public completely tune out. And think the Senate is a bunch of lazy asses. There's no reason this could not be wrapped up Monday

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (Ed8Zd)

678 Thanks. I was looking for that.

Posted by: runner


Glad I could help!

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (q0qV7)

679 Mollie Hemingway, John Solomon, Sarah Carter, Paul Sperry, Sheryl Attkinson and a few others are indeed true journalists.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (n7enF)

680 and here I thought I was the only one that has been banned by dildo more than twice.
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 31, 2020 09:41 PM (B+t5k)

Pffft those are rookie numbers to me.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (wh02m)

681 674 Sorry for electric questions. Why was San Diego the Chargers?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (PUmDY)



Huge credit card debt.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (Z7lwY)

682 Dildo comes down like a hammer!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

683

Jewells, the white hats have this covered.
They truly do.

I've seen enough of what's been accomplished already and seen enough proofs that who I'm reading is truly as close as peas in a pod with my president that I'm just waiting for it to happen.

Also trust they know the best time and circumstances to do it.
I'm just stocking up on popcorn.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (8VsQb)

684 673: yes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (KP5rU)

685 Isn't 24v dc what military vehicles run on?
Posted by: rickb223

Yes.

Gives the starter more 'ummmpf' for a cold start on the Siberian plain.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (VcFUs)

686 They're starting to do super high voltage DC again for trunk line power distribution. It has a lot of advantages.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (wGeit)



Thomas Edison must be rolling over in his grave. But never in the same direction for very long.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (Z7lwY)

687 don't question his taste in music. that is a quick zap

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (B+t5k)

688
What each and every journalist needs is a good horsewhippin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)

689 Monday: 11:00am closing arguments by House Managers
and Defense (two hours each for a total of four hours); then the senate,
regular session, floor speeches begin.



Tuesday: 11:00am full day of floor speeches. Each Senator limited to ten minutes.



Wednesday: 4:00pm A final vote on the articles of impeachment.

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 09:38 PM (+0uDE)

There will be a one-hour reception with dinner following the vote. Jerry Nadler's staff needs to request any additional meatball subs prior to 4PM Wednesday.

Posted by: Senate Catering at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)

690 -
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Sorry for electric questions. Why was San Diego the Chargers?



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM
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They thought the Light Brigade was something to emulate.

Posted by: Chargers Fan at January 31, 2020 09:46 PM (RVcmP)

691
and here I thought I was the only one that has been banned by dildo more than twice.

Dude.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:46 PM (q0qV7)

692 Troll-be-gone 3000.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 09:46 PM (zr5Kq)

693 Dildo comes down like a hammer!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 09:44 PM (Dc2NZ)


Go on.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at January 31, 2020 09:46 PM (2N7oZ)

694 686 They're starting to do super high voltage DC again for trunk line power distribution. It has a lot of advantages.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (wGeit)

Thomas Edison must be rolling over in his grave. But never in the same direction for very long.
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (Z7lwY)


AC made sense back then, because transformers are easy to make compared to what you need for DC. They tell me the DC stuff is cheaper now, so it's a real option if you need to move gigawatts from here to there.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (wGeit)

695
Monday: 11:00am closing arguments by House Managers
and Defense (two hours each for a total of four hours); then the senate,
regular session, floor speeches begin.



Tuesday: 11:00am full day of floor speeches. Each Senator limited to ten minutes.

======

Wait a minute, there are closing arguments AND "floor speeches"?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (13CQC)

696 LOL, Mitt Romney not invited to CPAC2020!

Aw Mittster, to think I once defended you.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)

697 Isn't Trump doing an interview just before the SuperBowl?

I kind of hate this new pattern. Not that I care much about sportsball, but I don't want to see govt. officials, even the top one, in connection with sports events.

Let sports be f***ing sports (applies to all other silly diversions/entertainments).

Kind of related, one fascinating thing has been Trump entering gigantic sporting venues. Used to be - and for most politicos, still is - an ironclad rule: you never, never, put your guy into a large arena or stadium. Americans, gawdblessem', historically have exercised their right to boo and cat-call the most exalted public figures (it's glorious, actually), as much as "on principle" (we can do it) as because they don't like them.

Anyway, Trump hasn't exactly walked into a Warriors game, his events have been fairly permissive - Army/Navy games, college championship between 2 southern teams, played in a southern city - but still.

Interesting.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (El6T/)

698 No Decent People care about it anymore, agreed.



MFM will still fight and pander to it's base to the end. My Club 85
coworkers are a testament to that. They take whatever their white
masters on the Democratic plantation say as gospel.


Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:42 PM (wh02m)


I know some RINOs/NeverTrumpers and libs and they just don't care about it. They won't vote for Trump but the whole impeachment thing is done. They were all hot and bother for Lurch Muller and when they went nowhere the whole remove him from office started to lose steam and this impeachment has been a whole lot of nothing. This is just for the hard core fanatics now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (v3iUt)

699 True story: In high school I was a math whiz. AP Advanced Physics, 3 years of Algebra and geometry, and mechanical engineering drafting courses. Loved it! When I went to college I declared a math major. Mom said there was no money in that career and made me change my major. I recently retired after 25 years in government communications/PR, and I hated every minute of it but had a mortgage to pay and children to raise. I paid the carpenter who repaired my deck, the HVAC guy who fixed my AC, the guy that installed my floors, and the mechanic that fixed my car, more money per hour than I ever made in media.

Posted by: Paula Gropp at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (gMJK8)

700 infowars again ? oh no teach

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (B+t5k)

701 Monday: 11:00am closing arguments by House Managers

and Defense (two hours each for a total of four hours); then the senate,

regular session, floor speeches begin.



Tuesday: 11:00am full day of floor speeches. Each Senator limited to ten minutes.



======



Wait a minute, there are closing arguments AND "floor speeches"?




*fapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfap*

Posted by: CSPAN2 at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (q0qV7)

702 It's nice staying in on a Friday night for a change of pace. Practicing for when the virus gets here.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

703 RE: Coronavirus

I'm finding the reactions for various pundits and Twitter "influencers" telling. It reveals who's deep down a measured thinker and who's a hysterical pseudo-intellectual.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (RT6Hk)

704 They thought the Light Brigade was something to emulate.



Posted by: Chargers Fan at January 31, 2020 09:46 PM (RVcmP)



All in the valley of Death

waddled the Nadler.

Posted by: Zombie Alfred, Lord Tennyson at January 31, 2020 09:49 PM (2N7oZ)

705 >> They're starting to do super high voltage DC again for trunk line power distribution. It has a lot of advantages.

Indeed. What makes this possible is the solid state revolution that makes very high voltage and power rectifiers and inverters become cost feasible.

Interrupting very high voltage DC is still the bugaboo. Breaking a kA at a MV DC without destroying the equipment is still problematic. All the breaking is still done on the AC sides.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 09:49 PM (rCwaK)

706 Captain Josepha, my niece (a senior in h.s. Catholic girls school) has won a pre-med scholarship to Creighton university with an 85k grant. Unfortunately she seems to want to stay in the Pacific northwest close to her mom and dad and my folks and may go to UW.

Which I think (strictly among us) is nuts, especially since her GG was an m.d. from Creighton and old Omaha packing business. I bet she'd do better there than Seattle.

Posted by: Kazi at January 31, 2020 09:50 PM (0x00j)

707 Muh Muh Muh MY CORONA

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:50 PM (q0qV7)

708
Why the fuck are they waiting til fucking Wednesday??? God bless America I'm about to pop a vessel here.
Posted by: Jewells45

======

Someone on Twitter whose guess is as good as mine says:

McConnell and Schumer, after a quick discussion with their respective caucuses, agreed to the decision because both parties know the plays extremely well. Democrats absolutely had the procedural means to deny an acquittal vote before SOTU.

A senseless battle on this would have bloodied both sides to no good purpose. As they said, the decision was taken quickly to avoid 'needless pain and suffering' on both sides.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 09:50 PM (13CQC)

709 Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (El6T/)



Got booed when he and Melania showed up for game 5 of the World Series. Of course, it was in DC so that's not a shock.

Posted by: Vendette at January 31, 2020 09:51 PM (SL4lK)

710 Thomas Edison must be rolling over in his grave. But never in the same direction for very long.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:45 PM (Z7lwY)


Tesla can suck it!

Posted by: Zombie Tom Edison at January 31, 2020 09:51 PM (2N7oZ)

711 A lot has been said about education vs life experience. I have nothing to add. Except this:

I have an Associate's Degree in Drafting Technology. Yup. 2 year degree.

But the work experience I have gained over the ensuing two plus decades in the civil engineering/land survey fields is worth its weight in gold.

I am blessed to work where I do. Because the people who run this company value skill and experience far more than formal education.

Also, they like beer as much as I do.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 31, 2020 09:51 PM (x8Wzq)

712 Dan Bongino is going blonde.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 09:52 PM (q0qV7)

713 I recently retired after 25 years in government communications/PR, and I hated every minute of it but had a mortgage to pay and children to raise. . . . . . . more money per hour than I ever made in media.
Posted by: Paula Gropp

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Word. I did 40 years in corporate IT and never felt comfortable with it and made, (and wasted!) a boatload of $$. If I could do it over again, I'd learn the machinist trade. Or welding.

Hard, but honest work.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:52 PM (Y4EXg)

714 Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:47 PM (wGei

I thought it was because DC couldn't travel a long enough distance and you had to have a lot of stations.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:53 PM (2DOZq)

715 They're starting to do super high voltage DC again for trunk line power distribution. It has a lot of advantages.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:43 PM (wGeit)

That's for transmitting bulk power over long distances. We have some HVDC lines in Alberta that ship to U.S. destinations. But once it gets delivered, it's inverted to AC for distribution.

Some of the real early power distribution networks used the Edison system: generate DC, and distribute DC. At 110 volts, I think. So appliances that could be run on either AC or DC were marked as such. Series-wound electric motors are inherently AC/DC; vacuum cleaners, power tools, mixers, etc. As are heating elements and incandescent lamp bulbs. Vacuum tube radios and TV's could be made either AC/DC, or AC-only.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:53 PM (LxWV7)

716 Darn. Just got here. I wish I hadn't missed this. My father was a skilled trade worker. Yes, it involved math and precision. Also, he had been a farmer, which meant he could do a little of everything. A farmer usually has all the skills of a good handyman and more.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 09:53 PM (+lVUW)

717 Ben Had, exactly - and there are quite a few more.

As I droned earlier, actual real journalism is vital, and its absence is a big part of how we got here.

Just a tiny but illustrative example. A pretty big piece in Ukraine-as-part-of-the-anti-Trump-2016 operation was reported by Politico (it's frequently cited/linked by the independent types who are the best sleuths on the Mega-Scandal). Now generally you can ignore Politico. But just this one properly done story shows how important *real* journalism (fact-based, rigorous, fair, open-minded, HUMBLE) can be.

I worked around/knew a very senior journalist who was a very, very savvy guy, whose views were sought out by presidents and senior military commanders, on big questions (this remains unknown to this day) - for good reason. He's retired. I'm not aware of *anyone* even remotely similar in stature or quality still journalisming today.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 09:54 PM (El6T/)

718 I recently retired after 25 years in government communications/PR, and I hated every minute of it but had a mortgage to pay and children to raise. I paid the carpenter who repaired my deck, the HVAC guy who fixed my AC, the guy that installed my floors, and the mechanic that fixed my car, more money per hour than I ever made in media.
Posted by: Paula Gropp at January 31, 2020 09:48 PM (gMJK

That was me, only accounting. Didn't care for it at all, but I had a family to feed. All I've ever wanted to do was trade. So now my current dead end job is at least giving me a chance to do that.

Didn't get anywhere in January, but it was still fun. Only "job" I've ever loved. If I lose my money, so be it. At least I gave it one last shot.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 09:54 PM (wh02m)

719 590 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)

It's like being thunderstruck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

720
See the Pacific Intertie for a famous example of a HVDC transmission line. It's a 3.1GW line, operating "bipolar" at +/- 500kV. That is, 500kV line to ground, 1MV line to line. Note that's a current of 3100A at max capacity.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 31, 2020 09:55 PM (rCwaK)

721 Word. I did 40 years in corporate IT and never felt comfortable with it and made, (and wasted!) a boatload of $$. If I could do it over again, I'd learn the machinist trade. Or welding.

Hard, but honest work.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 09:52 PM (Y4EXg)


It may be if you'd been a machinist you'd be thinking "If I had it to do over again, I would have gone into computers." Particularly if you found yourself working outdoors in inclement weather at age 50. Blue collar work can be hard on the body, too. I know lots of guys who were basically used up by their early 50s.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 09:56 PM (wGeit)

722 590 What does ac/dc mean electric current wise?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY)



It's like being thunderstruck.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 09:54 PM (NWiLs)


Yep, then you get a Whole Lotta of Rosie.

Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (2N7oZ)

723 Isn't 24v dc what military vehicles run on?
Posted by: rickb223


Damn Straight!

Basically a one stop shop from machinist and blacksmith to carpenter, to mill Wright, to animal husbandry, to plant whisperer.

Smartest person in the room. Unless there was another farmer.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (VcFUs)

724 McConnell is allowing the pound of flesfh,imo. Schumer and associates don't yet realize what is happening.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (PUmDY)

725 Late to the thread, and only semi on topic, but as one in the skilled trades one side bonus I've found is not having to commute to the same frickin job site for 30 years.

Posted by: Rex B at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (QJmZy)

726 Vendette, thanks. Actually wasn't the booing there quite a bit less than was "reported"?

Anyway, like I said, interesting. Trump is unlike any other recent political figure. My hunch is he's actually very, very popular, much more than "polling" will ever reveal.

Because he's popular the way a president should be - many don't like his style or are stuck on various misunderstandings about him - BUT they can see results, and they like them.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (El6T/)

727 I can't imagine anyone hating their job more than me. It has made a jack of all trades but as they say , a master of none. I always regret not following in my family's footsteps ( on both sides) and become a fireman.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)

728 Copy paste fail.


Was supposed to be a comment with agreement to what nerdygirl posted.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 31, 2020 09:58 PM (VcFUs)

729 724 McConnell is allowing the pound of flesfh,imo. Schumer and associates don't yet realize what is happening.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 31, 2020 09:57 PM (PUmDY)


I think they're wishing that the nutheads in the House hadn't even put them in this position.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 09:58 PM (Z7lwY)

730 Also to a rate of 100% enlisted military are all way more intelligent than any journalist. Including unrated Jr. enlisted.

When my father died, I looked through the paperwork from when he was in the army air force during world war II. He did airplane maintenance and had certification for doing certain work on airplanes, and also paperwork for being an instructor. The military had a whole system for training recruits in the skills they needed, then having some of the trained soldiers training the next group of recruits. It was interesting looking at how they fulfilled their technical needs with all the young men they drafted.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 09:58 PM (+lVUW)

731 672 -- Chavez the hugo -- There's no traffic at Offut t that I can hear. During both Gulf wars there were days when I couldn't hear myself think.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 31, 2020 09:59 PM (zDcjz)

732 Hannuty cant help himself. He intererupts every sentence!

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 10:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

733 nerdygirl - the WWII story, I mean the US one, regarding training, and industrial mobilization, is one of the most amazing things in human history. The more I look into it, the more in awe I become.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 10:00 PM (El6T/)

734 A device that will operate equally well on either alternating or direct current.

Basically obsolete now, since I don't think DC distribution is done anymore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 09:35 PM (LxWV7)

most small appliance motors are "universal motors" which have brushes and a coil on the rotor and stator. They work on AC or DC (hence the name).

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 31, 2020 10:00 PM (LWu6U)

735 Ontnood

Posted by: Rex B at January 31, 2020 10:01 PM (QJmZy)

Posted by: - at January 31, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)

737 I always regret not following in my family's footsteps ( on both
sides) and become a fireman.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 09:58 PM (2DOZq)


Same. Family were all upright citizens, and instead I became a Senator.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 10:02 PM (2N7oZ)

738 As a skilled tradesman, my favorite saying is "Never fuck with the people who keep the wheels turning".

Posted by: boynsea at January 31, 2020 10:02 PM (Fks5r)

739 Capt. Sabin - do they still have the Commander's Cut at the Offutt O-club?

Ridiculous. A gigantic slab of prime rib, fabulous, but enough to feed about 4 people (and this was when I could eat twice what I can now).

But I did imagine to myself the glory days of SAC, with B-52 crews returning after incredibly grueling alerts/flights, ordering that ridiculous glorious slab of beef.

America, f**k yeah!!

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 10:03 PM (El6T/)

740 Also to a rate of 100% enlisted military are all way more intelligent than any journalist. Including unrated Jr. enlisted.


That brings up another thing that pisses me off about Schiff and the entire Dem-Media Complex:

Alexander Frickin' Vindman is not the only Purple Heart-wearer in the United States military. Do they think I believe that only one person wearing the uniform of my country is brave enough to call-out the President for treason and bribery? Every other active military officer and enlisted has been hoodwinked by Trump and can't see his sell-out to Russia? Give me a break. These accusations make me sick.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 10:06 PM (AMIL/)

741 rhomboid, I doubt not a handful of people know that our State Dept attempted and almost pulled off a coup of the Ukranian govt.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 10:07 PM (n7enF)

742 rhomboid, I doubt not a handful of people know that our State Dept attempted and almost pulled off a coup of the Ukranian govt.


The JackStraw Theorum -- and he is much better informed than I -- is that the 2014 Ukraine revolution was an Obama administration coup.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 10:10 PM (gd9RK)

743 706 -- Kazi -- Talk fast to your niece. Creighton has a great medical program. All of my doctors are part of the CHI (Creighton Health Initiative) system. A couple of my doctors always have a collection of interns and residents following in their wake. Also, the Nebraska Medical Center is located in Omaha. The Med Center is very aggressive in research, so your niece would be able to make friends with the Med Center students and pick up extra bits and pieces.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 31, 2020 10:14 PM (zDcjz)

744 ...while in jr. hi school, this dude in music hall sat in back of class.
he'd cut a piece of wire, paper clip, etc..., and bend in a 'U' and hold in a book and insert into wall socket. He'd experiment with different plugs. He figured out how to shut down entire wing of school or clocks and lights. He went on to removing plates for intercom access, started pulling out all the wires, and whadda ya know, the intercom fried.
It was evident from that early age that journalism wasn't in his future.
I don't know what happened to him; I guess he got bored with me daring him.
I got a real job throwing newspapers!

Posted by: LaRro at January 31, 2020 10:16 PM (10GNe)

745 742 rhomboid, I doubt not a handful of people know that our State Dept attempted and almost pulled off a coup of the Ukranian govt.


The JackStraw Theorum -- and he is much better informed than I -- is that the 2014 Ukraine revolution was an Obama administration coup.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 10:10 PM (gd9RK)


Whether or not it's true, the Russians seem to believe it.

Posted by: Ace's liver at January 31, 2020 10:16 PM (wGeit)

746 But the point of the yelling match was that the so-called journalist did NOT know where Ukraine was on the map.


Maybe I'm just asking too much of a guy, but is there a reason that an electrician or a plumber would not know where Ukraine is?

My dad is 97, did not finish the junior year of high school, was a truck driver and backhoe man, and by god he knows where the hell Ukraine is. And some things that have gone on there, over the years.

So many of you guys are just spoiling for a fight, you forget yourselves.
A journalist is not an intellectual. They are not professors. You're so god-damned envious and angry here every day, and it shows, believe me. Perhaps we should be spending more of our effort thinking about what everybody ought to know, or what we should know ourselves.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 10:19 PM (oRpiG)

747 ĻI worked around/knew a very senior journalist who was a very, very savvy
guy, whose views were sought out by presidents and senior military
commanders, on big questions (this remains unknown to this day) - for
good reason. He's retired. I'm not aware of *anyone* even remotely
similar in stature or quality still journalisming today."

rhomboid, was this senior journalist the product of a journalism school? I suspect he did it the old-fashioned way. Back in the day, a journalist would follow either of two paths: On the first path, he could work his way up as a reporter - from police courts at midnight, through city hall, to the state capitol, and finally to Washington - learning the nitty gritty of politics and governance and human nature along the way, while learning how to write quickly, accurately, and colorfully. Or he could follow the other path, of acquiring a deep knowledge of a given subject area, and go into journalism because of a talent for writing that clarified the subject for non-experts.

Journalism school has brought about the death of journalism.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 31, 2020 10:21 PM (S6ArX)

748 OK, here's a simple test: How long would it take a typical electrician, machinist, or farmer to learn the trade of journalism - which consists largely of transcribing DNC talking points? My guess is, six months, tops. And how long would it take a typical journalist to learn how to be an electrician, machinist, or farmer? My guess is somewhere between "a really long time" and "never". QED.

Posted by: Brown Line at January 31, 2020 10:25 PM (S6ArX)

749 Long held belief, gleaned from years of Paying Attention:

Journalism self-selects for morons, similar to gender studies type stuff. No thinking person would ever consider such a major: few jobs->low demand->crappy pay.

The only ones who pick these things are idiots that can't math and people who have a parental free ride to pursue this nonsense- and thus can't even change a spark plug.

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 10:26 PM (HxQiV)

750 Ivy League above all.

All others are shit-drones.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 10:27 PM (q0qV7)

751 My father is a machinist. I've actually learned a lot from machinists and tradesmen. Some very interesting skills that I hope to put to use myself when I get ahold of appropriate equipment one of these days.

I have a PhD in freaking plasma physics. I do math for fun that would make these corporate-vogon newsies' virgin eyeballs bleed to look at. It would be more insulting if it wasn't so absurd that *these people* look down on the learning of *my people*.

Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 01, 2020 01:13 AM (+G8SK)

752 Theoretical and Applied.Loggers and Tow Truck operators (especially on the heavy wreckers) know applied physics like the back of their hand.
How many journolists does it take to figure out the maximum mechanical advantage you can rig using 5 blocks and rope?

Posted by: mer at February 01, 2020 02:30 AM (or4l7)

753 Add pool boy to the list. I was only three months in before the company fell apart from rivalry between the partners but I had to learn chemistry, mechanics, and fluid dynamics. No you can't have a 90 degree elbow joint that close to a pumps outflow.
I would never trust a journalist anywhere near a pool supply store. They sell dangerous as all hell chemicals. I mustard gassed myself twice. The chlorine ain't your momma's bleach. It'll eat through your clothes and then your skin. The acid eats concrete . You mix them and it's mustard gas and yes it's yellow green.
Journalist should only have access to safety scissors and wear a helmet and goggles whilst using them.

Posted by: KeaponLaffin at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (rrXjx)

754 Having been a print journalist for more than a decade, I can tell you that broadcast journalists are regarded as dumber than a box of rocks even by journalistic standards. This is because the on-air "talent" is selected for attractiveness over any other attribute. Print journalists generally succeed through hard work, and though they are not any more intelligent than the mean they are better informed about their field of expertise.

Posted by: Johnathan Birks at February 01, 2020 12:10 PM (l/YqL)

755 "Smarter" may be up for discussion but if the question were who provides more value to society the tradesmen win hands down.

Posted by: Clean Willie at February 02, 2020 07:20 PM (5FRbo)

756 Wow! After all I got a website from where I be capable of truly get valuable data
concerning my study and knowledge.

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