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Backfire: Frequent Defector Lisa Murkowski Says She Was "Offended" By Obese Jerry Nadler's Claim That Anyone Voting Against Their Demanded Rules-Changes Was Engaged in a "Cover Up"
She voted against those rules changes, and Nadler -- who needs her vote later on -- claimed she was engaged in a "cover up" for doing so.
The Democrats still all think that their Blue Checkmark Twitter Bubble is real life.House Democrats' handling of the Trump impeachment to date may be turning off Republicans -- notably, those seen as possible defectors in a final vote. The first sign of a backlash among that critical group came Wednesday when Sen. Lisa Murkowski, R-Alaska, a moderate member of the conference, said she was offended by House manager Rep. Jerrold Nadler’s assertion that GOP members voting against allowing new testimony and evidence were engaged in a "cover-up." "I took it as offensive," she told reporters Wednesday. "As one who is listening attentively and working hard to get to a fair process, I was offended." Nadler's opening statement, which led to U.S. Chief Justice John Roberts admonishing those in the chamber, accused Republican senators of "voting for a cover-up, voting to deny witnesses, an absolutely indefensible vote, obviously a treacherous vote."Meanwhile, Trump is trolling Adam Schiff:
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Toni at January 23, 2020 02:04 PM (ppbIJ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:04 PM (hLRSq)
th of Firth
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2020 02:05 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)
Ah, crap.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2020 02:05 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (/rsCS)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: tbodie. at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (PukHz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (aLLD1)
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (a0IVu)
Who was it that said it isn't a good thing to go and insult the jury at the start of the trial? It is as if they know how bad their case is, that McConnell isn't going to bend to them, and since they haven't a snowball's chance in hades of getting a conviction they're just going to pray-and-spray with all of their bile and innuendo and let everyone know just how angry they are.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (hLRSq)
These a$$holes totally miscalculated accusing Republicans in advance of being partisan hacks covering for Drumph!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (b6YYC)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (W0wjb)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (86+hk)
Posted by: Pierre from UT at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (Ttdys)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (UWqZJ)
Posted by: National Review at January 23, 2020 02:08 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:09 PM (NWiLs)
I don't want to dignify this mess by looking at it before it goes down the toilet.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 02:09 PM (Ua3cO)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 23, 2020 02:09 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 23, 2020 02:10 PM (N30c4)
Makes shake weight motion with one hand.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:10 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 02:10 PM (a0IVu)
A public warning and threat to Trump, right there, folks, that he'd better be careful in issuing pardons to Flynn, Manafort, Stone, and others if he doesn't want to be tried again by the Senate. Holy cow!
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (AMIL/)
splitting the baby and all
might work in a midterm but not a Presidential year
Posted by: REDACTED at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (bDqIh)
I don't want to dignify this mess by looking at it before it goes down the toilet.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 02:09 PM (Ua3cO)
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Flushing the shit out of Washington will cause an ecological disaster. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for it - we should just have the National Guard and a big Haz-Mat team on standby.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (86+hk)
Posted by: Fritz at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (eYD0A)
When you lose Murkowski, you've really lost. If you're a Dem, anyway.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
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A wacky fact. LOL.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (+tWDL)
Revenge is a dish best served with Donny Two Scoops.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (uRe+P)
But at the time, supposedly Biden wasn't his political opponent.
Posted by: rickb223
July 2019? Yes he was.
Biden was in it in April 2019.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (qqhPL)
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (AMIL/)
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They won't bother unless they keep the House and get the Senate. They'll have articles drafted and ready, but I don't think they'll bother unless they get the Senate, too.
This will tie in to campaign ads on both sides.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: reason at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (W2YA6)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (J3Rfi)
The Dems go first and everyone oohs and ahs about what a credible, compelling case they are making. The nancy boys at National Review chime in , the trolls and eeyores come out of the woodwork....and then??
Trump's case is made and
BOOM
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (vPKfA)
What difference does being offended make now?
Posted by: Alice McD at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (KUaJL)
Without MiniTru re-imagining the Narrative for them, they'd collapse.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (I2dne)
The Poo-tomac River would run brown for months.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (LxWV7)
Does she know what side she's on?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (uRe+P)
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*IF* there is a hat trick in November - and that is a BIG "if" - and the Republicans keep the presidency and the Senate and pick up the House, I hope Trump shows the world what he was talking about when he talked about revenge being a moral imperative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: Jerrold 'Fat Bastard' Nadler at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (l4C/z)
Does she know what side she's on?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)
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It's not wrong when they do it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (I2dne)
The article posits that they are trying to indict the Senate for a "cover-up" and the dem goal now is not removal of Trump, since that ain't happening, but smearing the Republican Senate?
any thoughts?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (LWu6U)
Apparently MadCow is frothing about this and is demanding DiFi's resignation.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (1CjJc)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (k+13S)
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Nadler thinks it is within the House rights to impeach if the President sneezes without covering his mouth.
I'm pretty sure that even Roberts was floored by that. I'm also thinking that Dershowitz may have some salty thoughts about it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (eYD0A)
Does she know what side she's on?
Who?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (JFO2v)
Might be a bit dangerous to be a GOP senator for a while, what with the MSM/Prog Establishment giving all their mental defectives license to act like mental defectives.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (hdzef)
Yea, no shit. They were ALL part of the money laundering.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (J3Rfi)
https://tinyurl.com/y42cqvzk
https://shop.donaldjtrump.com/products/bull-schiff-tee
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (bDqIh)
Nadler is a f'ing idiot.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Cheri at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (oiNtH)
Except cartoon Schiff is not nearly as goofy-looking as the real one.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (LxWV7)
Is he really that stupid?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (oVJmc)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Good Lord, with what justification, the Good and Plenty Clause?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
Yea, no shit. They were ALL part of the money laundering.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Reminds me of how everyone wanted Comey fired--until Trump finally did it.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (AMIL/)
Nadler and Maxine and all the others talking "impeach impeach impeach!!" have no clue how this plays outside of their own little bubble; that's why Nadler didn't even realize how much he was screwing up his own case by insulting the Republican Senators.
This Senate is only going to go through this nonsense of a trial one time - if the House impeaches again, it will be extremely to dismiss that one on a straight party line vote at the outset, same for any other tries. They're not going to let the House hijack their time for foolishness, especially not in an election year.
Dems only had one bite at the apple, and this is it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: henry at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: reason at January 23, 2020 02:12 PM (W2YA6)
Y'ever get caught doing something with friends as a teenager and one of your friends is talking to the adult and talking waaay too much?
I suspect even the never Trumpers and the outright haters are cringing from this overwrought, over sold over reach.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (Wm5SB)
https://www.dcwater.com/blue-plains
"The Largest Advanced Wastewater Treatment Plant in the World"
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: x
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And that's since the surgery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: x
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And that's since the surgery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (eYD0A)
I guess it didn't take. He's still a disgusting fatbody.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (2PaTu)
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Trump has balls though. I can see him pardoning BEFORE the election
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (CqE5x)
What difference does being offended make now?
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Its not a genuine offense. But it is useful to deploy "emotion" as the reason you do something. Because then you do what you want, but you aren't answerable for the actual decision, because you were reacting to an offense.
this is pretty standard stuff they teach in the intro to being a girl class
Posted by: redacted at January 23, 2020 02:20 PM (0K2KS)
Posted by: joncelli
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Obstruction of Narrative
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:20 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 02:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:17 PM (LxWV7)
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I agree. Shouda done the bulging eyes to the max. This cartoon guy looks almost normal. Schiff never looked so good.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (+tWDL)
Even cartoon physics couldn't shit him.
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (NHSOx)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (2PaTu)
How about all the times that her President was slandered with lies and smears and out-right bullsh!t for the past 3 years?
Gawd, this impeachment production does not make anyone look worthy of their positions.
What a mockery.
Posted by: Alice McD at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (E+yET)
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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (eYD0A)
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Isn't he technically right about that? I thought that the House could impeach for anything they want - they just don't because they're more serious and responsible than that (until now, obviously).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:21 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Wasn't he "Jaws of Life" sized before it?
Sure, he's still disgusting at 350, but wasn't he damn near 600 before?
Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (Z658e)
Without MiniTru re-imagining the Narrative for them, they'd collapse.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (oVJmc)
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They've been dumbing down public education for DECADES, and now they are trying to cash in on it.
The hope is that nobody in the general public will really know or understand how impeachment / separation of powers / Congress is actually supposed to work.
They are counting on everyone believing that Congress is every bit, if not even more powerful than the President, and by extension, any one Congresscritter is -also- more powerful, or at the very least, equal. On any subject. In any arena.
I think they're trying to cash this check too early still, but only time will tell. It is probably more true (that your average American doesn't really know just how these mechanisms work) than I'd like to see, but not true enough for them to get away with the blatant lies they are trying to pass off as truths.
Posted by: reason at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (W2YA6)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM
Hmmm. Just like Client#9 who once threatened to prosecute any company that dissolved in NY and reincorporated in a more tax friendly state. Dems sure do like fabricating crimes in their police state, don't they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (ejd/p)
Rudy has given them proof that Shokin's investigation of Burisma was very much alive and all of the people from the Obama administration who testified in the House that it wasn't were lying.
That's like a 20fer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)
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Precisely why the Left use emotional appeal, emotional manipulation, and emotional arguments. It is much easier than addressing facts, data, or reality.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Wasn't there a song about her? Why, yes, there was:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Vh7htpimECE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (LxWV7)
any thoughts?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (LWu6U)
Tim Scott made that point, and as far as it goes I think that's exactly right. This isn't about Trump at all, this whole Schitt-Show is about trying to get campaign material to use against 4 GOP Senators who may be on the bubble next year. I don't think it will work, but that's the plan - they know they can never remove Trump, and they don't care.
To put it bluntly, they are accusing Trump of using his position to interfere with the next election - when in fact their entire effort, from start to finish, has been about them trying to use their positions to interfere with the next election.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Unbelievable. This dunce is talking about Biden's threat to withhold $1
billion in IMF aid if Ukraine didn't fire the prosector. This is
exactly what they are trying to impeach Trump for.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Except for the part about, with Biden, the only motive was a personal benefit. There was no legitimate executive benefit in getting Ukraine to fire the prosecutor and halt the Burisma investigation.
With Trump, they are legitimate executive functions to 1) investigate 2016 election meddling, 2) ensure that U.S. aid was not throwing good money after bad by ensuring that Ukraine's counter-corruption talk was not just lip service, and 3) to investigate the extent of corruption in the highest levels of the U.S. government, including the selling of the office of the vice presidency, and preventing further national security threats of a potential POTUS candidate being compromise by every tin pot dictator and his dog.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, captain of the obvious at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (1CjJc)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Good Lord, with what justification, the Good and Plenty Clause?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
I think he thought he was making a joke: https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1220417010296938498
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Lt. Col. Bearclaw at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (vtcmf)
Apparently MadCow is frothing about this and is demanding DiFi's resignation.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 23, 2020 02:15 PM (9t0Zz)
She had an important call with her constituents. They are on Beijing time and don't like to be kept waiting.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Yep! Love Roadrunner cartoons--dad's dad loved them until his last days. Just something satisfying about it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Is Team Resurgo taking applications?
at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (Rvlwi)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Something, something, how many divisions...
Posted by: Allie at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (z/Jwn)
https://www.dcwater.com/blue-plains
"The Largest Advanced Wastewater Treatment Plant in the World"
Posted by: DaveA
well, maybe. This is about saving the Chesapeake from storm water runoff. Well, maybe it has something to do with the elite estates on the Chesapeake and their shelfish. ...
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (2PaTu)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:22 PM (ZLI7S)
It's Trump-sized.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, captain of the obvious at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (ZLI7S)
Wasn't there a song about her? Why, yes, there was:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=Vh7htpimECE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (LxWV7)
I think there was a 70's movie, too - Get me some Head From Sylvia Garcia.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)
45s
Did I just see the President wishing to run over a member of Congress with a TRAIN?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: EveR at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: ...
Gen. Flynn says hi.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Is Team Resurgo taking applications?
at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (NHSOx)
*ACME IMPEACHMENTS*
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (mf5HN)
Kind of like Trump when he asked the Russians to release Hillary's emails?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (CqE5x)
You don't understand.
This presentation is NOT for the Senate. They know they have already lost.
This is a 3 day free Campaign Commercial for the 2020 Presidential Campaign.
Just like the entire investigation has been opposition research.
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (2PaTu)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (k+13S)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (+tWDL)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (FhXTo)
+++++++++++
DC Water's Blue Plains Advanced Wastewater Treatment Plant is the largest plant of its kind in the world. On an average day, the facility treats close to 300 million gallons of wastewater and has the ability to treat over 1 billion gallons a day at peak flow.
So, it can keep up with the drooling and spittle from Congress and 1-2 agencies. I wonder where the overflow goes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (I2dne)
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THEY ALWAYS ACCUSE YOU OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
ALWAYS.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (Ge/qw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:19 PM (NWiLs)
Wasn't he "Jaws of Life" sized before it?
Sure, he's still disgusting at 350, but wasn't he damn near 600 before?
Posted by: Allie
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Pic: https://tinyurl.com/w7vr7kz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Hunter Biden: Anyone know her contact info? Asking....uhhhh... for a friend
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (kw5n8)
Trump's case is made and
BOOM
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:13 PM (CqE5x)
If anything, Murkowski is more likely to acquit than she was to vote for Kavanaugh.
Posted by: trev006 at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (leECY)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
Good Lord, with what justification, the Good and Plenty Clause?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 23, 2020 02:18 PM (RD7QR)
I think he thought he was making a joke: https://twitter.com/RepLeeZeldin/status/1220417010296938498
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (mf5HN)
In House of Representatives managers impeach you! Please to clap.
Posted by: Yaakov Schiff at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ...
Gen. Flynn says hi.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Is Team Resurgo taking applications?
at January 23, 2020 02:25 PM (Rvlwi)
No shit.
Posted by: Guy put in jail for making a video that caused Benghazi at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (NgKpN)
>>With Trump, they are legitimate executive functions t
I know that, you know that, any sentient being knows that but that is not the case Democrats have been making.
Their case is that Trump was doing this to get "dirt" on Biden for the 2020 race.
Incidentally, Gowdy gave Bret Baier a gentle smackdown when he said the allegation was Trump was looking for dirt on Obama. Gowdy told him dirt was a pejorative and had no basis in fact and what Trump was doing was investigating what Biden and team were doing in 2016, a perfectly legal and in fact duty of Trump's.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (k+13S)
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That's a joke, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (I2dne)
Jonah Goldberg
45s
Did I just see the President wishing to run over a member of Congress with a TRAIN?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (CqE5x)
That's just silly.
The pain would be over in moments, so some other method would be preferable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Hunter Biden - deadbeat dad at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (MfzEx)
Posted by: Caliban at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (QE8X6)
Xinjang.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (NHSOx)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (I2dne)
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Currently, most likely, yes.
However, give it a day or so.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (MfzEx)
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
Xinjang.
_______
So now you can't get out the Xinjang.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (xfb67)
No.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (ZLI7S)
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There should be a bobble head Bull Schiff toy except its head is too big to bobble and instead falls off the base.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:29 PM (Ejm1K)
trolling distinguished members of Congress will soon be illegal, if I have my way!
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2020 02:06 PM (LISuA)
ah, so you're the rat barsteward behind that odorous bill in VA? the one that makes it a crime to badmouth the government?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 02:29 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (2PaTu)
And a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (88+cf)
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
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If that was here trying to be liked, she needs to go to a likability school or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (Uu+Jp)
*moves "1984" to the current events section
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Merthlessly Austerec at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (rABEM)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (VzbI8)
This is what happens when you don't have access to Matzoh Ball Technology.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (w4+KX)
Sure, sure, that's going to go over well.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 23, 2020 02:16 PM (mf5HN)
>>>>>
I heard his statement live, and I have no idea exactly what he meant, but I am sure it was a threat aimed at some people in the Senate Chamber. Whatever he meant, it sounded very inappropriate to me.
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, captain of the obvious at January 23, 2020 02:23 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner, captain of the obvious at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (1CjJc)
Stacey Abrams Urges Fellow Dems to 'Stop Re-Litigating Past Elections'
Almost list my lunch
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 23, 2020
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Politizoid or someone should do a Pepe Le Pew cartoon with Schiff or Nadler as Pepe, and women all over Washington panting to get away from him.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Congressman Adam Kilgore Shitt, Trout-Like Manfish at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (LISuA)
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OMG! Does this mean she's going to try to be hated because if so, Katie bar the door!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/ta9xgfv
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
He kinda looks like the villain in Roger Rabbit right before his head explodes.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (w4+KX)
A public warning and threat to Trump, right there, folks, that he'd better be careful in issuing pardons to Flynn, Manafort, Stone, and others if he doesn't want to be tried again by the Senate. Holy cow!
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:11 PM (AMIL/)
Pardon Hunter Biden then and ask Nadler "Now what?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (nFwvY)
Well the doctor doesn't think he will make it. I'm trying to get his son
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
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Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear this. What absolutely devastating and heartbreaking news. We are praying for you and your family.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (+tWDL)
So do networks covering the impeachment trial cut to images of beaches,
lakes and mountains whenever Nadler is talking to avoid frightening
little children?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
You make it sound like a Summer's Eve commercial, which, come to think of it, is appropriate.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (T6t7i)
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
+++++++++++++
If that was here trying to be liked, she needs to go to a likability school or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)
Why aren't I 150 points ahead, you might query.
Beep. Bop. Boop.
Posted by: MechaHillary 2.0 at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: alexthechick
Read the comments. People actually think the House has evidence.
So the House may know they're full of shit, and the Senate may know the House is full of shit, and we know they're full of shit, but there is a sizable amount of people that believe the House.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (SMh/7)
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
+++++++++
In the months after the 2016 election, Hillary Clinton went into the woods. They became almost comic, the sightings of her that would pop up on social media, as the woman who had exercised uncommon influence over American political life, who had in fact won the popular vote and nearly became president, reduced to a soul-searching wanderer in the wilderness, wearing fleece and wondering what went wrong. People asked her for selfies in public locales whose mundanity stood in contrast to her former power. Here she was, the woman who had watched Osama bin Laden die in real time, who had led one of the first major fights for healthcare reform, who had sat with presidents and prime ministers and extracted from them commitments to do things that they did not want to do.
It goes on like this. And on. And on. This author must have a sad, pathetic life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/ta9xgfv
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Is this part of the winning that I am supposed to be getting tired of? Because I'm not tired of this.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Damn! That's not what we wanted to hear. That came on suddenly. Was his falling and breaking the drywall with his head a consequence of the internal bleeding, then?
Hoping that the doctor is wrong, and that he makes a complete recovery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (LxWV7)
after 9:00?. Isn't Diane Feinstein in her upper 80's? Why would she want to be listening to this drivel after midnight?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (WI7YS)
We rate this as a 'deep fake' and possibly altered
MSM
Posted by: RUReadingthis at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (aQ25I)
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Just as well. She wasn't very adept at it. Better to be her natural, acerbic self. Does this mean no more cosmetic surgery? Inquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (eYD0A)
"Mom - Do you ever feel 'not so fresh', you know...down there?"
Posted by: Girl in Douche Commercial at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (w4+KX)
Well the doctor doesn't think he will make it. I'm trying to get his son
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
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Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear this. What absolutely devastating and heartbreaking news. We are praying for you and your family.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (+tWDL)
What devastating news. Honestly my heart aches for you.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
Calm down. Nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Still holding out hope for the best.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (1CjJc)
BREAKING at CNN: Schiff to introduce new article of impeachment over
Roadrunner video -- "Mocking, Intimidation, Threatening, and Assault of
Congress."
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 02:26 PM (k+13S)
++++++++++++
That's a joke, right?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:27 PM (I2dne)
______
Heh, yes -- but telling that something like that is now believable.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (k+13S)
WTF ? How do you pardon someone of a crime at the same time you're covering up a crime you're pardoning someone for?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (VzbI8)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (1XmFF)
Will you change your saying from
Meep Meep Moth...
To
Tweet, Tweet, Moth...ers in honor of the video?
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (I2dne)
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I usually say "don't quit your day job" but in Bull Schiff's case, quit your day job!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (+y/Ru)
https://tinyurl.com/ta9xgfv
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (ZLI7S)
BOOM.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (RD7QR)
Amen, AOP.
We will continue to storm heaven with our prayers, notsothoreau at this very, very difficult time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Oh no. Still praying for you.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (NWiLs)
He also thinks that Fish and Chips are a Diet Food.
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (w4+KX)
"For her part, Clinton has turned into another kind of figure that our culture has difficulty parsing: a woman who is not just old, but old and angry."
No, no difficulty parsing. We know instinctively what to do with a woman like that, especially if she is grasping, greedy, and desperate for power.
We don't vote for her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
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Is he really that stupid?
=============
This is the same guy who said yesterday on the Senate floor that elections can't be trusted and it's up to Congress to overrule the people of the United States.
Yes, he is that stupid. He's stupider than stupid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (LISuA)
Prayers for strength in this difficult time. Praying for a miracle
Posted by: It's me donna at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (6XlcD)
so the world has been exposed to Hillary trying to be like. Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (VzbI
Interesting conundrum.
What happens when a House of Representative member lies to the Senate?
Normally, speech and debate clause is operative, but members can be punished by their own House, even unto expulsion.
Lying to Congress is against the Law, and the Senate DOES make its own rules.
Could they expel him and forbid him entrée to the Senate Chambers?
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (okQ81)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (88+cf)
Retroactive revocations of anyone born under any type of visa (travel, student, work) would be nice too.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (XyBk8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (eYD0A)
BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 4th city, Xianning with a population of 2.5 million, will be put on lockdown t
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (+0uDE)
Could they expel him and forbid him entry to the Senate Chambers?
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 02:36 PM (NgKpN)
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Can they throw him in Senate jail for contempt and leave him there for the rest of bug-eyed life?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (I2dne)
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
+++++++++++++
If that was here trying to be liked, she needs to go to a likability school or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)
There never existed a charm school that could right that frickin ship.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (N39Ws)
Calm down. Nothing is happening.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
So you're saying that except for the wins we have had we lose all of the time?
That sucks.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (okQ81)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (1XmFF)
++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (I2dne)
We don't vote for her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: an ice floe in Baffin Strait at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (LxWV7)
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020
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So HRC pivots to try and ape another human behavior. Being "nice" (as she thought of it) wasn't working, so she'll try the opposite. Got to be a success, right?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (LISuA)
307
167
142 Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 01:30 PM (Lqy/e)
This sounds like continued positive developments, and I am hoping for the best.
I am not sure where you are, exactly, but if near inland NW, there are a number of morons here that you can lean on.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 01:36 PM (1CjJc)
+1
Posted by: Jordan61 at January 23, 2020 01:40 PM (Ez6QX)
Based
on Notsothoreau's prior posts, I assume a proximity to the People's
Republic of Portland. I am likely closer to you than Flounder or
Jordan61. I think Flounder has my email address. Feel free. I am at your
service.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 23, 2020 02:31 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (hKi6n)
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Oh God, that's awful.
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (VzbI8)
154
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (Wm5SB)
+++++++++++++
If that was here trying to be liked, she needs to go to a likability school or something.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (I2dne)
There never existed a charm school that could right that frickin ship.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:37 PM (N39Ws)
++++
She is going to start her "new me" by throwing ashtrays at all of us.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (+tWDL)
Prayers continue to guide all those around your husband, notsothoreau. And for your strength. Lean on Him, He will carry you.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (aJnRB)
We don't vote for her.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (Ejm1K)
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: an ice floe in Baffin Strait at January 23, 2020
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You'd be easier to reach from DC, but personally I think an ice floe off Deception Island in the Antarctic would be more like it.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (Ejm1K)
Like to never got rid of them.
Posted by: Roland THTG
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You have to tent the building, use gas. It's the only sure way.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (oXJmp)
Oh that's right, Zelensky beat the corrupt Obama administration puppet Poreshenko while running on a platform of reform and going after corruption which shook the corrupt cabal to the core.
Other than that nothing really happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (oXJmp)
++++++++++++
But the new MechaHillary Exoskeleton Revision 2 is ON.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (I2dne)
Pull the other one.
Posted by: JackStraw
Well I was assured by POLLS!!! that it's all over for Trump. Polls, Jack!! They are NEVER wrong!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (vN4+Q)
It's kind of like a suicide mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
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Anything involving an anvil is likely to go awry.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:41 PM (eYD0A)
Yes, he is that stupid. He's stupider than stupid.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 23, 2020 02:35 PM (LISuA)
Ans so this is the person that the House Democrats chose to be the face of their great struggle.
Good God, the stupid - it is so thick, and heavy, and clingy...
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 23, 2020 02:41 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:39 PM (+tWDL)
Good luck finding an ashtray these days. I guess we are lucky they have not made those heavy lirpa like floor models in 30 years.
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (oXJmp)
It's kind of like a suicide mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
How many virgins do you get for dying a martyr for Hillary?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 02:34 PM (1XmFF)
++++++++
FIFY
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:38 PM (I2dne)
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Do you know why you wrap hamsters in duct tape??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
Oh that's right, Zelensky beat the corrupt Obama administration puppet Poreshenko while running on a platform of reform and going after corruption which shook the corrupt cabal to the core.
Other than that nothing really happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:4
If you published an outline of dates, events and people of interest, I definitely would buy it.
Posted by: LASue at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Similarly, I'm done trying to be a ballerina.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020
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*
Similarly, I'm done trying to be an U.N.C.L.E. Enforcement Agent.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Ejm1K)
It's kind of like a suicide mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
--
Being dispatched to Chernobyl, to see how things are going.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (eYD0A)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (dNzKv)
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Similarly, I'm done trying to be a ballerina.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020
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Similarly, I'm done trying to be a dog.
Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's cat at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
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No.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (I2dne)
People should start referring to
Adam B. Schiff, Super Genius
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (nFwvY)
171 145
Well the doctor doesn't think he will make it. I'm trying to get his son
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Notsothoreau -So sorry to hear this. You and your husband are in my prayers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
Offering up prayers for you today.
It will be hard. But you can get through it by the grace of God. May all his angels and all his saints watch over you and your family, give you strength, and cover you with a blanket of peace in the coming days.
Posted by: Just Lily at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (FAjgp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
This wouldn't even trip the "unexpected event" sensor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (I2dne)
So Shifty threatened Senators with Jail for leaving.
Guess who left an hour early last night?
Feinstein. Democrat from California. Only one who left early.
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (NgKpN)
Trump's lawyers had better be as well prepared as Schiff. He's an a**hole, but he knew how to present his case.
Posted by: ggreg at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (045k4)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (8XRCm)
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No.
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So they dont explode when the hamster fuckers fuck'em....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (8XRCm)
++++++++++
Better than what I was thinking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (WPiou)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (nFwvY)
We need things to make us go.
-House impeachment managers
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (oXJmp)
She's in luck, because tomorrow is the start of the Year of the Rat.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (+0uDE)
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...more like Stupor Genus
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (8XRCm)
I've been following this for fun, that sounds too much like work.
I'm happy to answer any question you have for free if I know the answer.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (z/Jwn)
229 I wouldn't want to be the reporter commissioned to write and article portraying Hillary as a normal human being.
It's kind of like a suicide mission.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
How many virgins do you get for dying a martyr for Hillary?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
You want 72 virgins.
You'll get Bill Clinton's throwaways and rejects.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 5th city, San Francisco, with a population of 1 million, will be put on lockdown.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (CqE5x)
Hah!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (1CjJc)
-
Similarly, I'm done trying to be a ballerina.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 23, 2020
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Similarly, I'm done trying to be a dog.
Posted by: Chekov, Wolfus's cat
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Yeah, I've stopped wearing my horned Viking helmet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (eYD0A)
Fortunately, little of that happened here.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Mirthlessly Austere at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (rABEM)
up here. Thank you for the continued prayers. This is going to be hard.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
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Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear this. What absolutely devastating and heartbreaking news. We are praying for you and your family.
Posted by: washrivergal at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (+tWDL)
What devastating news. Honestly my heart aches for you.
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Terribly sorry. My prayers to you.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 02:46 PM (xfsLv)
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
{cough}
Yeh, Um, sure there Sport.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 02:46 PM (vN4+Q)
What was the main thing he said that Trump did that was impeachable?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (VzbI8)
Continuing prayers for you and your husband.
May he be healed and returned to health.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (Tt761)
How many virgins do you get for dying a martyr for Hillary?
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Are there any left after Billy, Epstein, and Weinstein roll thru life?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (8XRCm)
226 BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 5th city, San Francisco, with a population of 1 million, will be put on lockdown.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (CqE5x)
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Now if you said Vancouver Canada, I might believe you.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (Ct55T)
226
BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 5th city, San Francisco, with a population of 1 million, will be put on lockdown.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 23, 2020 02:40 PM (CqE5x)
Hah!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (1CjJc)
Laugh. China just might be doing us a favor by having this virus spread to the US.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
This morning, at the breakfast table, my youngest (5 y.o.) asked me, with the utmost seriousness, "Are democrats bad?"
Later, Mrs. Flounder told me that he had later asked her, same seriousness, "Is obama a democrat?"
Told these to his Grandma, and she said earlier he told her, "I really like President Trump."
Five years old. Smarter than Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (1CjJc)
Fuck off you shambling old has been.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (VzbI
It was two things. Being orange and being bad.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (SUJyY)
Laugh. China just might be doing us a favor by having this virus spread to the US.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
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Yeah... buy China only has the flu...... San Fran has dysentery, cholera and plague.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
I laughed at the China control of San Fran. Suckers.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (1CjJc)
OT - lighter side.
This morning, at the breakfast table, my youngest (5 y.o.) asked me, with the utmost seriousness, "Are democrats bad?"
Later, Mrs. Flounder told me that he had later asked her, same seriousness, "Is obama a democrat?"
Told these to his Grandma, and she said earlier he told her, "I really like President Trump."
Five years old. Smarter than Jonah Goldberg.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (1CjJc)
Son of Flounder - POTUS 2050.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (N39Ws)
https://tinyurl.com/rwwrfy8
Apparently she's going to be unpleasant going forward.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 23, 2020
>>>>>
Good for her. She's taken the first of the Twelve Steps to recovery for Scorned, Alcoholic, Bitchy, Criminal Women Who Imagined They Could Become President. I hope the second step is permanently moving to a tiny island about halfway between Diego Garcia and Antarctica!
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (SUJyY)
Being a Man, when it was a Woman's Turn was actually the most impeachable thing.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (KUaJL)
Laugh. China just might be doing us a favor by having this virus spread to the US.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
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Yeah... buy China only has the flu...... San Fran has dysentery, cholera and plague.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:49 PM (8XRCm)
Third world disease is progressive, yo!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (s6Goa)
BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 4th city, Xianning with a population of 2.5 million, will be put on lockdown t
Posted by: rd
You want communism? There's communism.
Imagine trying to lock down Chicago, or Houston, or Philly.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (SMh/7)
It's what they do, right?
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:47 PM (+0uDE)
And Hawaii.
Vancouver and Hawaii.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (vEIlU)
Hard to quit something you never started.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (s6Goa)
ONA: Naahhhh, bro.
Grassley: aw, shit. Well, I tried.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 02:51 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:43 PM (nFwvY)
We need things to make us go.
-House impeachment managers
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (oXJmp)
I still can't believe they made an episode about evil space retards
Posted by: josephistan at January 23, 2020 02:51 PM (Izzlo)
hahahahahahahahahaha, deep breath, hahahahahahahahahaha.
What's the difference between a Schiff 5 hour speech and Mussolini speech?
Mussolini's had amusing face and hand gestures.
Posted by: Archer at January 23, 2020 02:51 PM (gmo/4)
Was it true that there were concerns about the reformer Zelensky because he was a comedian that worked and got rich at a TV Network owned by a Russian Oligarch?
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:51 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020 02:30 PM (VzbI
Of course he shouldn't be. But he was. Is there anything he cannot do? Is there any consequence for what he does? We're pathetic. This trial is a sign of how pathetic we are. It's a disgrace. I feel completely insulted as a citizen.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)
St Helena worked pretty well last time.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Eromero at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (UUkQp)
Ooops, I was wrong, It is Xianning.
BREAKING: Chinese officials say a 4th city, Xianning with a population of 2.5 million, will be put on lockdown t
Posted by: rd
You want communism? There's communism.
Imagine trying to lock down Chicago, or Houston, or Philly.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:50 PM (SMh/7)
Still not seeing the down side to that. Except there will be a huge run on popcorn as we watch the spectacle unfold.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:53 PM (oXJmp)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 23, 2020 02:53 PM (vEIlU)
That's the problem right there. If you were insulted as an illegal you might get somewhere with the Democrats.
Posted by: JEM at January 23, 2020 02:53 PM (8erNz)
What was the main thing he said that Trump did that was impeachable?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 23, 2020
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"The crime of being Donald John Trump, Esq."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:54 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 23, 2020 02:52 PM (H8QX
++++++++++
The problem is believing that you're a citizen rather than a subject.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:54 PM (FhXTo)
FISC Court order regarding the Carter Page FISA warrant application.
The court agrees with Horowitz that they were corrupt.
https://tinyurl.com/rl5rjsf
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (WPiou)
Sending your husband and you prayers for recovery.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Seeing how they'll shoot you and send your family the bill for the bullet, probably quite easy.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (SMh/7)
FISC Court order regarding the Carter Page FISA warrant application.
The court agrees with Horowitz that they were corrupt.
https://tinyurl.com/rl5rjsf
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:54 PM (ZLI7S)
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Well, good. Now they can put someone who isn't a vocal defender of illegal surveillance in to watch over things.
Wait...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (dNzKv)
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Let me know when the FiSA Court admits that the FISA Court itself was corrupt.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (YF4AH)
My understanding is that Trump was just wary of Ukraine in general and wanted to see some real action before accepting that Zelensky was the real deal.
That's the whole reason for the delay in the aid.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Flu Virus at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (2rSJ9)
Hillary: 'Sanders Would Be More Likable If He'd Just Have The People Who Don't Like Him Assassinated'
Posted by: SMOD at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 02:53 PM (oXJmp)
Yeah, I was saying this on a previous thread. After awhile you run out of people to enforce the blockade and even obedient Chinese subjects start to panic and stampede.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (RD7QR)
reformer Zelensky because he was a comedian that worked and got rich at a
TV Network owned by a Russian Oligarch?
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:51 PM (+0uDE)
Yes. If you read up on the players in Ukraine - I did some time ago - he was pals with some of the same corrupt oligarchs. There would be a legit concern about corruption by any rational actor.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (1CjJc)
Guy flew in with it.
He's in isolation and everyone who had contact with him needs to get to a doctor.
Problem is, I have as yet to see his name or photo on the Seattle TV stations.
Shut down in China? There's more than 17 dead.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (Tt761)
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Let me know when the FiSA Court admits that the FISA Court itself was corrupt.
Posted by: simplemind
Let me know when ANYONE is arrested over this shit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius a
Let*s not be hasty with the gender assumptions here. It could be a trans dude. Or even trans brothers.
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (LtSaI)
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
No more Ms. Nice Gal!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 23, 2020 02:57 PM (aKsyK)
And which member of the Horde was he?
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 02:57 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:57 PM (2PaTu)
Posted by: x at January 23, 2020 02:57 PM (nFwvY)
Nah, everyone can follow it themselves.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 02:57 PM (ZLI7S)
He can tell a story, but I'm not sure that's the same.
This whole presentation has been built on excerpting the most favorable testimony they had in the house and stringing it together without the context of republican rebuttal questions. If this was an original presentation that might be effective, but literally everyone that might be watching this probably also watched his committee's "investigation". There's no new audience for this that isn't familiar with the contrary evidence. So it's a good story told for the wrong audience, and the wrong story told for the audience he has. That doesn't seem to be a good way to try a case at all.
Posted by: f2000 at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (R9I5m)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Guy flew in with it.
Posted by: Winston
Flew in with it. On a sealed aluminum tube. With recirculating air. From China.
Probably 250+ individuals.
No problems.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (dNzKv)
*******
Is Nothing happeneing STILL?? asking for a friend
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (BqBId)
I believe some of the authors who have written about Larry Niven's catlike kzinti in the Man-Kzin Wars series have suggested that the kzinti cleverly enslaved a more technologically advanced race and used their ships to get off-world and create an empire . . . until they met humans.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Bill R. at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (wzzJf)
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (+0uDE)
There's more than 17 dead.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 02:56 PM (Tt761)
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30-40,000 die every year in the US from the flu. I dont get the panic.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (w4+KX)
Posted by: Gref at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (AMIL/)
Seems like they've got the overpopulation problem solved then.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (ppBhU)
Meep! Meep! Muthafookers!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:28 PM (WPiou)
DAMNIT, I'm so sorry Notsothoreau. Still praying for a miracle and comfort for you and the family.
((hugs))
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (8D42x)
Flew in with it. On a sealed aluminum tube. With recirculating air. From China.
Probably 250+ individuals.
No problems.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (SMh/7)
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Remember back when the courts ruled they could not enforce the quarantine on individuals exposed to EBOLA???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 03:00 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:00 PM (dNzKv)
reformer Zelensky because he was a comedian that worked and got rich at a
TV Network owned by a Russian Oligarch?
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020
Yes. If you read up on the players in Ukraine - I did some time ago - he was pals with some of the same corrupt oligarchs. There would be a legit concern about corruption by any rational actor.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020
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"In Ukraine, network works for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (Ejm1K)
sidebar item: "A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."
Seems like they've got the overpopulation problem solved then.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 23, 2020 02:59 PM (ppBhU)
What's his nickname? Peg?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (N39Ws)
322 There is a diagnosed case of the new Chinese visrus in the Seattle area.
Guy flew in with it.
Posted by: Winston
Flew in with it. On a sealed aluminum tube. With recirculating air. From China.
Probably 250+ individuals.
No problems.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (SMh/7)
Report on my local news station, KSTP in Minnesota said another passenger was dragged off a flight from China in an ambulance at LAX today.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
listening attentively and working hard to get to a fair process, I was
offended."
These
RINOs like to pose as the more enlightened, thoughtful
Republicans who can work with the Democrats for the good of the country.
By
calling them complicit in a cover-up from the get-go, Schiff denied
these RINOs the appearance of being won over by reason after solemnly weighing both sides.
Pretty
sure that ego stroke is a key component of being a maverick/"one of the
few reasonable/thoughtful Republicans we can work" with pose. That's
what pissed off Murkowski, I'm guessing. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Di Fi at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (w4+KX)
One of the links this morning was a trial attorney explaining that the Democrats had won the first day with superior showmanship and panache.
See, they're going past the defense directly to the public.
Except the public is tuning it out. Nobody cares except a few aficionados and insiders.
The lantern-jawed Alaskan coke fiend is as corrupt and opportunistic as they come, but instead of working with that, Nadler attacked her ego, guaranteed to set back his cause.
The Democrats know they'll lose. It's true, this is about a phony 2020 narrative of honorable failure against a rigged system. Send those contributions, folks, they're fighting on your behalf. What a joke.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (nIO/0)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (BqBId)
Bromancing the Bone
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (Z658e)
315
I just stumbled on this and almost fell out of my chair laughing. From The Guardian : Hillary Clinton is done trying to be liked
Now, there's a deep cover op! I do not doubt there wasn't a single soul aware of it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: garrett at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (w4+KX)
lakes and mountains whenever Nadler is talking to avoid frightening
little children?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
You make it sound like a Summer's Eve commercial, which, come to think of it, is appropriate.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (T6t7i)
well, he's a giant douche so......
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (8D42x)
Rickb
Yeah, flying from China in a can with recirculating air.
Lots of possible infections there.
It is supposed to start with flu like symptoms.
This just reinforces my program to never go west of the Cascade crest again.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Typus at January 23, 2020 03:04 PM (2rSJ9)
Fuck.
Posted by: jwest at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (U6f/q)
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Hey.
Did you solve you mystery water problem??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 03:04 PM (8XRCm)
Next on coming attractions: watch the political equivalent of a 500 ton boulder land on the Democrats for that idiotic lie.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (SV7V4)
332 sidebar item: "A friend updates me: "By the way, the advice is to a dude who's having sex with the two brothers."
Bromancing the Bone
Posted by: jsg at January 23, 2020 03:02 PM (Z658e)
Star Wars - a new boning.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Typus at January 23, 2020 03:04 PM (2rSJ9)
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Typus? Like a misspelling?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (8XRCm)
Not recirculated. Constant fresh supply.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
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Only part of it is fresh air, and to decrease fuel usage, the fraction of fresh air supplied by the compressor bleed air is reduced, and more cabin air is recirculated.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020
"In Ukraine, network works for you!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (Ejm1K)
In fact, I am still concerned about the corruption in Ukraine and with Zelensky in particular. He's made some Trump-beneficial moves, but I don't for a second believe it is solely because they are the right thing to do.
Zelensky is just smarted than dems and knows that Trump will be around for the forseeable future. FYI, Zelensky beat Poroshenko with something like 70%. Soon after Trump won in 2016, Ukraine, under Poroshenko, nationalized the bank at the center of the USAID money laundering scandal, presumably to hoover up the evidence and take care of loose ends.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:06 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Typus at January 23, 2020 03:04 PM (2rSJ9)
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Typus? Like a misspelling?
Posted by: fixerupper at January 23, 2020
*
*
Captain Trips is coming. And he's pissed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:06 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 03:06 PM (a0IVu)
The model for the leftoids is the 1974 Watergate phenomenon. The nation was transfixed by the drama. I remember the hearings were played over the PA system at my local mall.
Except now the nation is not transfixed. The nation is bored and irritated, and I think, starting to laugh at them.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 23, 2020 03:06 PM (nIO/0)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
Not necessarily. That causes more drag and burns more fuel than just blowing the same shitty air around for 8 hours.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (88+cf)
Fuck.
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Just so you know.
Every. Single. Pussy-Hat Wearin' Cat-lady in the US is glued to the tube watching this mess. Just like Kavanaugh hearings.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Ge/qw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 23, 2020 02:45 PM (WPiou)
Sending your husband and you prayers for recovery.
Posted by: IC at January 23, 2020 02:55 PM (a0IVu)
Prayers up for you two.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Ejm1K)
Starting Saturday and continuing for 3 days unless the schedule changes.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Every. Single. Pussy-Hat Wearin' Cat-lady in the US is glued to the tube watching this mess. Just like Kavanaugh hearings.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Ge/qw)
That's why it doesn't start until after The View.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:08 PM (SUJyY)
lakes and mountains whenever Nadler is talking to avoid frightening
little children?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
You make it sound like a Summer's Eve commercial, which, come to think of it, is appropriate.
Posted by: pep at January 23, 2020 02:32 PM (T6t7i)
well, he's a giant douche so......
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 23, 2020 03:03 PM (8D42x)
Does that make Adam Schiff the Shit Sandwich?
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:08 PM (+0uDE)
Fuck.
=======
Just so you know.
Every. Single. Pussy-Hat Wearin' Cat-lady in the US is glued to the tube watching this mess. Just like Kavanaugh hearings.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Ge/qw)
And their cats are REALLY pissed off about it.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (+0uDE)
So global warming makes them recirculate more air to save carbon emissions, which spreads disease, and kills people. So global warming is to blame for spreading this disease. There is only one solution. We need a carbon tax and more government regulations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:08 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020
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One of the reasons why I fly as little as possible. My last flight was to LA in 2014.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:09 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:01 PM (dNzKv)
Not necessarily. That causes more drag and burns more fuel than just blowing the same shitty air around for 8 hours.
Posted by: Roland THTG
There may be constant fresh air coming in, but unless all the windows roll down, that air is going to circulate around the cabin before it's sucked out.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:09 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
It did appear. In LA. It's working in a coffee shop in Bel Aire.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 23, 2020 03:09 PM (vN4+Q)
Bravo
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 23, 2020 03:09 PM (4q/mG)
Only part of it is fresh air, and to decrease fuel usage, the fraction
of fresh air supplied by the compressor bleed air is reduced, and more
cabin air is recirculated.
Posted by: rd at January 23, 2020 03:05 PM (+0uDE)
So global warming makes them recirculate more air to save carbon
emissions, which spreads disease, and kills people. So global warming is
to blame for spreading this disease. There is only one solution. We
need a carbon tax and more government regulations.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 23, 2020 03:08 PM (dNzKv)
Global warming spreads disease and kills people stopping global warming. That is a negative feedback mechanism, if global warming were a real concern.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (1CjJc)
So far the ratings have sucked, average of about 11 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (fp3O8)
It does seem like they're teeing up the defense to refute that mightily. I don't get it, other than from the angle that this is all for soundbites come election time.
Posted by: f2000 at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (R9I5m)
Posted by: 9th Circuit Judge from Hawaii at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (uHE/j)
So far the ratings have sucked, average of about 11 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
And nearly all 11 million are liberals with severe TDS.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Standard equipment is a hoody, facemask and goggles.Sit down, don't touch anything, or talk to anyone.
Burn your clothing when you get back on the ground.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (FlnBp)
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Which is about the pussy-hat wearin' cat-lady population of the US, plus airport captives.
Posted by: simplemind at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (fcL6G)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (z/Jwn)
________________
Hillary is Nasty, Unpleasant Bitch Emeritus.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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So, here's where my ignorance comes in. I know that is higher than the big cable news shows, but I don't know what that means? Mow big is that audience compared to a popular sitcom or primetime baseball game, etc.?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (oXJmp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Standard equipment is a hoody, facemask and goggles.Sit down, don't touch anything, or talk to anyone.
Burn your clothing when you get back on the ground.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (88+cf)
Facemasks are significantly more common among Asians than in this part of the world.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (Uu+Jp)
Sorry, stopping people with Chinese flu from flying to the mainland US is unconstitutional.
Posted by: 9th Circuit Judge from Hawaii at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (uHE/j)
All flights emanating from China must layover in Hawii for 48 hours.
Posted by: TGEOTUS at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (oXJmp)
Are you people familiar at all with how a trial works? In the prosecutor's opening statement (which isn't evidence), he only presents his absolute best stuff. He doesn't talk about the defense's case. He obviously doesn't talk about holes in his case. Every prosecutor in the world, in every case ever, looks like a winner at the end of his opening statement.
Posted by: Ted K. at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:11 PM (88+cf)
Before Customs and Immigration?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (kUmUV)
a. shaking loose the Mueller grand jury material, hence Schiff's RUSSIA! remarks.
b. taking the Senate, hence Nadler's attack on senators for a 'cover-up'.
and
c. building a counter-narrative to massive criminality of Ukraine and Spy-Gate. The Leavenworth Option.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 23, 2020 03:14 PM (Ndje9)
There have been no viral clips, no viral soundbites/quotes, right? That alone tells you it has been an epic fail.
Oh, Jen Rubin can tell you it was dazzling, but if there's no "Whoa -- check out this slam-dunk by Schiff. Yaz qween!!", no instant memes catching fire and being reworked/one-uped by the hour, it is not dazzling, not at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 23, 2020 03:14 PM (bDqIh)
So far the ratings have sucked, average of about 11 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
And nearly all 11 million are liberals with severe TDS.
Posted by: Roy
Who tweet. With followers that aren't known for caring about getting the whole story accurately.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:14 PM (SMh/7)
So far the ratings have sucked, average of about 11 million.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:10 PM (ZLI7S)
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So, here's where my ignorance comes in. I know that is higher than
the big cable news shows, but I don't know what that means? Mow big is
that audience compared to a popular sitcom or primetime baseball game,
etc.?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Bill Hemmer, replacing Shep, doubled the ratings to about 1.5 million, beating out CNN and MSNBC NPCs.
Posted by: TGEOTUS at January 23, 2020 03:14 PM (1CjJc)
I believe some of the authors who have written about Larry Niven's catlike kzinti in the Man-Kzin Wars series have suggested that the kzinti cleverly enslaved a more technologically advanced race and used their ships to get off-world and create an empire . . . until they met humans.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Ejm1K)
The Thrintun, who enslaved the Tnuctipun.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: TGEOTUS at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (1CjJc)
Heard this stuff has an up to 10 day incubation period.
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (1XmFF)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Roland
Before Customs and Immigration?
Posted by: moon_over_vermont
Before de-planing.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (1XmFF)
But, at least she is willing to learn. One day she hopes to earn her feathers.
Posted by: Roy at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 23, 2020 03:15 PM (1XmFF)
So Hillary is undefeated and still champion in the bitch wars. Or are harpy and bitch different?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Hey, everyone, let's say Hello to the Stormfront Faggot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Ted K. at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (FJYfm)
Which reveals Rubin's and Toobin's fawning over Schiff to be just the ridiculous lefty mouthbreather agitprop that it is.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (88+cf)
Well first bear in mind that is the total audience watching on all networks.
As a gauge, the NFL playoff games last week averaged about 41 million people on one network each. Not exactly the same thing but this is not really being watched by many people given how much hype it has been getting.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
3 DAY opening statement?
Based on a half hour phone call?
That has already been released?
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD personal phone at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (oXJmp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (Uu+Jp)
I saw somebody coming into my office building with a facemask last week and it made me wish I both had a gun and was carrying it. You see it all over Japan and don't think a thing about it, but their crime rate is what, zero? Around here I find it disconcerting.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (kUmUV)
Well first bear in mind that is the total audience watching on all networks.
As a gauge, the NFL playoff games last week averaged about 41 million people on one network each. Not exactly the same thing but this is not really being watched by many people given how much hype it has been getting.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 23, 2020 03:17 PM (ZLI7S)
A horrible Dr. Who episode last week?
Bit north of 4 million viewers.
Posted by: Don Q at January 23, 2020 03:18 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Ejm1K)
The Thrintun, who enslaved the Tnuctipun.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 23, 2020
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Right; a billion and a half years ago. The Thrintun built their own empire by using their telepathic hypnosis power and the clever tnuctip technology (but mostly the telepathic hypnosis power).
The storyline suggested by the M-KW writers mentioned another race as the ones the kzinti snared, but I can't recall the name. The Jotoki?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TGEOTUS at January 23, 2020 03:13 PM (1CjJc)"
I can't help but wonder if not weeding out the weak whenever we get a good chance isn't setting us up for a much bigger pandemic in the future. Eventually, something's going to turn loose that's really deadly.
Posted by: f2000 at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (R9I5m)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Except for Asians in Casinos.
Yeah. I saw Asians in Casinos open at the Orpheum in 2017.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (SMh/7)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (NvbIF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 23, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Hard to know what to compare it to, but one things comes to mind - the NCAA National Championship between LSU and Clemson scored 25.6 million viewers. Last year the NFL Superbowl scored 98 million viewers, may do close to that again this year.
When you compare to total voters, the 2020 electorate is roughly expected to have 130 million voters participating. 11 million means only 8 1/2% of them are watching this.
Over 91% of the expected electorate has tuned out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Yeah. I saw Asians in Casinos open at the Orpheum in 2017.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 23, 2020 03:19 PM (SMh/7)
Well those are the Asian Gamblers, who I saw open for Asians in Casinos.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:20 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 23, 2020 03:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: ... at January 23, 2020 02:24 PM (2PaTu)
Gunfight in the Rotunda between the House Sgt at Arms trying to arrest senators, and the Sgt at Arms of the Senate defending.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 23, 2020 03:26 PM (vRd8t)
Posted by: Rutabaga at January 23, 2020 03:27 PM (LilNs)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 23, 2020 03:32 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Socratease at January 23, 2020 03:36 PM (BT83d)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 23, 2020 02:58 PM (Ejm1K)
The Thrintun, who enslaved the Tnuctipun.
Wrong era.
Kzin stole from Jotoki. IDRC if the Puppeteers arranged this also.
Posted by: DaveA at January 23, 2020 03:51 PM (FhXTo)
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