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Blue Checkmark Gives People New Reason To Hate the Media as Enemies of the People

"I'm still shaking."

I'll bet.

By the way, David Leavit was cited as "a major inspiration" for Gucci's new "Impotence" line of trans-male fashion.

After attempting -- and failing -- to get the entire world to attack a random cashier at Target for not selling a clearly-mislabled electric toothbrush for a penny, someone started a GoFundMe for the cashier -- "Tori" -- to send her on a vacation from neurotic SJW soboys.

They raised over $15,000.

Keep reaching for the stars, David:



Posted by: Ace at 06:19 PM




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1 meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

2 dos

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

3 tres!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

4 Paging NGU, NGU to the white courtesy phone.

Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (sVGvG)

5 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (cfSRQ)

6 Yowza!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (BiNEL)

7 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (arJlL)

8 Missed it by that much.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)

9 Soothsayer See my comment on last thread about Slapweasel.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (N3JsI)

10 I need to find a new heavy coat. I have tried looking for a wool lined jacket, but the nice looking ones are fucking insane, cost wise.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (2B9A/)

11 Where's this guy live? What's he drive? Go for a coffee? I know a guy that wants to meet him.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (+fPHo)

12 Nurse R is on a roll tonight!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (BiNEL)

13 David Leavitt sounds like a real pussy.

I guess when your side has been losing soooooo much, you have to celebrate the small things.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (d7Ww2)

14 David, it's w-H-i-n-i-n-g!

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (ppLlx)

15 He thought this is the best deal ever on an anal dildo! Gimme a dozen!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

16

Does "journalist" mean "rotten cunt," now?
Did the definition change and no one told me?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (2zMax)

17 By the way, David Leavit was cited as "a major inspiration" for Gucci's new "Impotence" line of trans-male fashion.
---
The Bulwark staff gets a volume discount.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:21 PM (cfSRQ)

18 Hello, Has Target reversed it's bathroom policy?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (A7tBu)

19 Maybe he can get the dentist's student loans paid off this time around.

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (MmFTx)

20 10 I need to find a new heavy coat. I have tried looking for a wool lined jacket, but the nice looking ones are fucking insane, cost wise.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (2B9A/)

anything under $900 bucks is free in californication

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)

21 One of Trump's lies: "You're going to get tired of winning....".

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Y274z)

22 I also have to say I have been pleased with my Phillips SonicCare tooth brush.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (2B9A/)

23 The GoFundMe is currently over $30K now -- https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-tori-take-a-vacation-from-target

Posted by: pjudude99 at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (Ww/bc)

24 Blue checkmark, blue helmet. Both tools of the Deep State.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (EnQC8)

25 18 Hello, Has Target reversed it's bathroom policy?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (A7tBu)

yes only one buttfucking per stall!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (JFO2v)

26 You are a sad figure of a man "human" when the highlight of your year is changing the channel on a publicly viewed TV!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (BiNEL)

27

Christ Almighty.

Now Slapweasel is sick??

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (2zMax)

28 Regarding David Leavitt's stunt. He shoulda been charged for attempted shoplifting for changing out price tags on the merchandise.

Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (sVGvG)

29 go seahawks

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (B+t5k)

30 The media is written by, and for, neurotic upper-middle class women. Including those who are ostensibly male. Twitter is one of its vectors.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (vv8pr)

31 I can only hope that the dentists this idiot goes to are like the one's I've had. Cruel unfeeling and incompetent.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (Tt761)

32 Try $30,000. She hit that earlier today.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (j3npP)

33 10 Call a couple of tailors and see how much they charge to reline a coat. Used to be inexpensive on suit coats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (C1Lsn)

34 How does one mislabel a price as being 1¢ ?

Posted by: Frozen Surfperch at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (tVQUs)

35 Is David Leavitt any relation to the guy who built Levittown?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (A7tBu)

36 That jackass posted what had to be the worst picture poor Tori had ever had taken of her on the internet, which is as we know, forever. Worse than the worst driver's license picture.

Too bad the $30K didn't come out of his hide.

What an asshole.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (2aX9r)

37 One of Trump's lies: "You're going to get tired of winning....".
Posted by: torabora
----
oooooo, good one!!

Posted by: lin-duh at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (UUBmN)

38 I got the lesbian makeout scene on a CBS soap opera turned off today. What do I win?

Note: Was getting a little chub!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (JFO2v)

39 At least the checkmark wasn't recommending shagging a sheep this time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo✓ at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (ykYG2)

40 By the way, David Leavit was cited as "a major inspiration" for Gucci's new "Impotence" line of trans-male fashion.

The inverted codpiece, in designer colors!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (BiNEL)

41
"I could not afford to see a dentist for over three years!" wailed the bearded soiboi who no doubt unloaded hundreds of dollars building up his Magic The Gathering play decks.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

42 This absurd situation brought on by an absurd individual with nothing better to do has taken off for good reason. There are so many examples here of what is wrong with our society in this day and age. How this Twatwaffle tried and succeeded in changing this woman's life for ever for no good reason has to be a the top.

It is time these internet platforms get sued for invasion of privacy and possible lost wages. It will never happen because society has turned so badly. But the left sues gun manufacturers for killings and oil drillers for global warming It is time fakebook and Twatter get what is coming to them.

This woman got a free trip and that is great. But did she ask to be nationally famous and for this episode to follow her the rest of her life?

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (n13/j)

43 33 10 Call a couple of tailors and see how much they charge to reline a coat. Used to be inexpensive on suit coats.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (C1Lsn)

Then ask if they'll throw in a free crotch reline, done while you're wearing the pants of course.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (j3npP)

44 As I mentioned the other day, Leavit claims that he can't afford a dentist, so the toothbrush was important to him. As we all know, toothbrushes make great dentist surrogates.

Simultaneously, his twatter page says that he is the winner of multiple journalism awards. Apparently, such do not pay well.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (LxqES)

45 The best winter coat you can get is Navy surplus peacoats. There are places that sell them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (Lqy/e)

46 Is David Leavitt any relation to the guy who built Levittown?
Posted by: ALH

David designed the Levittown bathhouses.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (SfYbS)

47 Is David Leavitt any relation to the guy who built Levittown?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (A7tBu)


America, Levitt or Leavitt.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (aS1PU)

48

Did you see the pic this piece of shit Alt-Left activist took of the employee to SHAME her on the internet?
He should be beaten just for that. What a dink.

Think about that for a minute: This alt-left fake journalist stuck his phone in this girl's face. He should be smacked black and blue for that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (2zMax)

49 From one winner David to another, I applaud your pro-activeness at routing the enemy wherever his toxic masculinity may lurk.

Care to join me in a men's room crawl to find inappropriate comments about my crush, to tweet about?

Posted by: David Corn, King of Unrequited Love at January 20, 2020 06:27 PM (COzlW)

50 Call a couple of tailors and see how much they charge to reline a coat. Used to be inexpensive on suit coats.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (C1Lsn)

Inexpensive? You could buy hundreds if not thousands of electric toothbrushes for those prices!

Posted by: David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:27 PM (tVQUs)

51 How pathetic that these college-educated people are now reduced to hassling store clerks for validation.

I propose a new measurement for desolation: The Jonah.

A full Jonah means you are reduced to an act of utter pathetic status-signalling loserdom, like surfing the internet on a neighborhood bar on a weeknight.

Like Jonah Goldberg.

This guy seems to be at 1.5 Jonahs, since he advertised his dumbness and it backfired.

That's a key part - they talk about their shameful loserdom rather than keep it private.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:27 PM (cfSRQ)

52 I need no additional reasons to hate the media.

I hope Leavitt's dentist runs out of Novocaine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (Ki5SV)

53 Bad luck really needs to happen to a bunch of soy-infused jackwagons.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (dLTO+)

54 @36: "That jackass posted what had to be the worst picture poor Tori had ever had taken of her on the internet, which is as we know, forever."

Worse, it probably wasn't a still photo, but like a screen grab from a video, meaning he went outta his way to find the most unflattering frame for shaming and mockery purposes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (+oVP5)

55 The backstory on Jackass's dentist office tweet is that he claimed he hadn't been able to afford to go to the dentist for over 3 years so he desperately needed Tori to sell that toothbrush to him for a penny.

The dentist office tweet was from 2018, so of course he is a lying pussy about that issue as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (2aX9r)

56 You shittin' me with this ?

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (Z658e)

57 Wow, this guy's like the John Edwards of blue checkmarks. Can't really explain why, other than Ann Coulter's remark about being "a little faggot."

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (YynD5)

58 I used this same toothbrush to get jizz stains out of my teeth!

Posted by: AOC at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (BRpqW)

59 This is the definition of Punching Down.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (JFO2v)

60 Why is this guy so desperately eager to prove he's a loser? Are there women who are hot for losers?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (VH666)

61 48

Did you see the pic this piece of shit Alt-Left activist took of the employee to SHAME her on the internet?
He should be beaten just for that. What a dink.

Think about that for a minute: This alt-left fake journalist stuck his phone in this girl's face. He should be smacked black and blue for that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (2zMax)

Yeah and when Target weighed in they didn't ask him to take the picture down.

It's a very meme worthy picture, for use when you want an annoyed or disgusted look, but the way it was taken and put up makes me hope no one uses it.

Everyone was hoping we'd see another photo of her with a smile and she really delivered. She's actually gorgeous.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (j3npP)

62 What a douche bag.

Maybe he can get one of those for a penny.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)

63 55
The backstory on Jackass's dentist office tweet is that he claimed he
hadn't been able to afford to go to the dentist for over 3 years so he
desperately needed Tori to sell that toothbrush to him for a penny.



The dentist office tweet was from 2018, so of course he is a lying pussy about that issue as well.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:28 PM (2aX9r)

---
So you're saying he's generating 1.75 Jonahs? So noted.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (cfSRQ)

64 The guy posted two really contradictory tweets too like he was too broke to do one thing then could afford a lawyer to sue someone?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (KZzsI)

65 The guy is an asshole but does this rate a 30k gofundme?


No.

Doesn't rate a GoFundMe at all.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (NSFCQ)

66 They are maggots eating the body

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (dLTO+)

67 A full Jonah means you are reduced to an act of utter pathetic status-signalling loserdom, like surfing the internet on a neighborhood bar on a weeknight.

===


Now wait a bloomin' second ! It was business-related !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (zr5Kq)

68 Winning is when you step on a crack to break your mother's back. Boo Yah! In Yo' Face, Mom!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (m45I2)

69 Can't really explain why, other than Ann Coulter's remark about being "a little faggot."

Posted by: Brisco_County_Sr at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (YynD5)


To be fair, once you are outed as a little faggot, you're always a little faggot!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (BiNEL)

70 David Leavitt in favor of unisex bathrooms because he's never been able to determine which sex he is.

I mean, on the one hand, the balls didn't drop, on the other hand, there's no 'front hole.'

What's an androgynous man-woman to do?

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (NiXyF)

71 And his beard sure looks fake.

Posted by: filbert at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (NiXyF)

72 Leavitt sounds like your typical random bitter shitheaded asshole leftist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)

73 Target cashier Tori seems like a nice person.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (zr5Kq)

74 Idiot tried to reach Doll Eyes Alex level of victimhood and failed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (dLTO+)

75 This guy seems to be at 1.5 Jonahs

Great Cuck scale

So millikohns is stupid.

Jonahs a cuckiness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

76 I got this bag of dicks for free!

Posted by: David Leavit at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (2N7oZ)

77

My dentist DOES have Fox News on his waiting room TV. Haven't heard anyone complain.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (aKsyK)

78
rhennigantx makes a good point that even I never noticed.

Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (2zMax)

79 Winning is when you see a car with a Trump/Pence bumper sticker in the parking lot and you give it the middle finger when nobody is looking!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (m45I2)

80 Can't really explain why, other than Ann Coulter's remark about being "a little faggot."

"He's a millionaire"
-- TV delivery guy in Dire Straits video

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (KZzsI)

81 "How pathetic that these college-educatedcredentialed people are now reduced to hassling store clerks for validation."
Please don't mistake having a credential with having an education.

Posted by: Professor Joe who has a Cotton Eye at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (QYd4k)

82 I have a strong feeling the Gofundme is a scam.

Posted by: Frozen Surfperch at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (tVQUs)

83
Here's Bobby Jo, Betty Jo, and Billie Jo in 2015:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rb_XHUh6IZE

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (2zMax)

84 What a douche bag.

Maybe he can get one of those for a penny.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (Z+IKu)


Now THAT's worthy of a gofundme!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (BiNEL)

85 Didn't this guy have a role in 3rd Rock From the Sun?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (VH666)

86 >>The guy is an asshole but does this rate a 30k gofundme?


>>No.

>>Doesn't rate a GoFundMe at all.

Apparently the young lady agrees. She is donating the money to charity.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

87 David Leavitt is the same asshole CBS reporter who tweeted in 2017:

"MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too."

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (UGKMd)

88 Raised over 30k and counting. Also Target Tori is fit from the pics leaked on the web.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/ help-tori-take-a-vacation-from-target

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (PoHZ6)

89 Credit to Carpe Donktum for starting the GoFundMe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (sWM8x)

90 The guy is an asshole but does this rate a 30k gofundme?

Tori agrees with you and that is why she's passed that on to charity.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (ykYG2)

91 I believe Tori said she plans to donate the money to charity. So everybody wins. Except the idiot who started this, of course.

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (oW/8k)

92 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

Did they try selling it on Patreon?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (SfYbS)

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (ppLlx)

94 Worse, it probably wasn't a still photo, but like a screen grab from a video, meaning he went outta his way to find the most unflattering frame for shaming and mockery purposes.

Posted by: Walter Freeman


Yep.

He really should be locked in the public stocks for a couple of days.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (2aX9r)

95 Hard times create hard men.
Hard men create good times.
Good times create soft men.
Soft men create David Leavitt.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (WQZ1O)

96 Apparently the young lady agrees. She is donating the money to charity.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06

Hopefully it's not PP.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (NSFCQ)

97 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Would you complain?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

98 If you go to his Twitter feed on this one tweet he gets caught and called out on several lies.
April 04, 2018 he claims he was at the dentist and turns off Fox News, but when he was tweeting about the toothbrush he claimed he hadn't seen the dentist in 3 yrs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (wiXsO)

99 Everyone clapped.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (rJTrg)

100 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)

101 It's sooooo HARD to use your hand to manipulate a toothbrush when you only have to hold the electric one while it does all the work.

Clearly free electric toothbrushes should be available in every bathroom along with tampons and...let's see, throw some condoms and mouthwash in there too. And perfume atomizers so we'll all smell terrific!

Posted by: David Corn, King of Unrequited Love at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (COzlW)

102 "
Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (2zMax) "




No, it was the tank for refilling the boiler of the old steam engine on the railroad.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (zlgJP)

103 I gave her $20. To own the libs.

Posted by: Sid V at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (L2BUi)

104 Did you see the pic this piece of shit Alt-Left activist took of the employee to SHAME her on the internet?

**************

Yeah unflattering photo to maximize her humiliation, what a fuckhead.

The GoFundMe pics of her show a rather attractive bespectacled girl who would do very naughty, bigly illegal things to any dude lucky enough to have her.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (+dsLj)

105 There is no such thing as bad publicity, you toxic masculines !

Posted by: David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (zr5Kq)

106 Trump is IMPEACHED FOREVER!

Posted by: Friends of Billy Jeff at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (ppLlx)

107 The best winter coat you can get is Navy surplus peacoats. There are places that sell them.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (Lqy/e)


Yes, they are warm !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (M+Lyo)

108 Ward, weren't you a little hard on the xe models last night?

Posted by: David Leavittobeaver at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (EgshT)

109 "Winning is reaching my target of three push-ups in a single session!! Sun's out, guns out!!"

/leavitt to Beavis

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (m45I2)

110 82 I have a strong feeling the Gofundme is a scam.

Posted by: Frozen Surfperch at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (tVQUs)

No it's not a scam. Carpe Donktum the pro-Trump meme lord started it and he turned it over to her over the weekend.

I'm never on Twitter and only ended up following this because I saw the start of the dust up and wanted to see how it turned out.

For a small bit of time after he transferred the account to her, it showed her full name. She definitely works for Target and it is her.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (j3npP)

111
Is David Leavitt any relation to the guy who built Levittown?
Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:25 PM (A7tBu)

America, Levitt or Leavitt.
Posted by: DR.WTF


The short cop on Barney Miller.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (aKsyK)

112 Christmas is coming. The goose is getting fat. Please put a penny in the old man's hat.
If you haven't got a penny, then a ha' penny will do. If you haven't got a ha' penny, then God bless you!

Posted by: Penniless Twitterer David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (tVQUs)

113 >Doesn't rate a GoFundMe at all.

Apparently the young lady agrees. She is donating the money to charity.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)


The view from the high road is the best.

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (A7tBu)

114 82 I have a strong feeling the Gofundme is a scam.
---
I don't think so. Reports are that Carpe Donktum started it, then contacted Tori and turned it over to her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (sWM8x)

115 Wonder if Leavit is that prevert who got arrested at Target for nutting an Olaf plushy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (dLTO+)

116 Surprising nobody, Leavitt is flat wrong on the law.

If his goal was to look like an ignorant asshole, he won big.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

117 92 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

Did they try selling it on Patreon?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (SfYbS)

Ho Ho Holy Water

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

118 "MULTIPLE CONFIRMED FATALITIES at Manchester Arena. The last time I listened to Ariana Grande I almost died too."

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (UGKMd)


Geez, deflecting Muslin terrorism isn't easy. It's like a 24/7 job.

Posted by: David Leavit at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (2N7oZ)

119 Are all blue checkmarks smug douches?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

120 She does look like a perty lady.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (KZzsI)

121 How does one mislabel a price as being 1¢ ?
Posted by: Frozen Surfperch
---------

See: Unclosed HTML tag

Posted by: The Barrel at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (LxqES)

122 Great Cuck scale



So millikohns is stupid.



Jonahs a cuckiness.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:31 PM (JFO2v)

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The sad part is that there are plenty of people who will exceed Jonah. He's just the baseline.

For example, if Kevin Williamson ever mentions family or marriage, he's instantly at 1.1 Jonahs given his marital history because he's actually been publicly cucked.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

123 The Paste-Eating Retard put his own memo out today about impeachment.

Three pages of lies:

https://tinyurl.com/CornPop-Lies-His-Ass-Off

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (2aX9r)

124 Didn't this guy have a role in 3rd Rock From the Sun?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 06:32 PM (VH666)

I believe he was in that movie about the traitor too. He also built a suburb in New York.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (n13/j)

125 97 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Would you complain?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (KZzsI)

probably once a month

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (JFO2v)

126 Where is this Target ? City ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)

127 Billy Joe shot a man while robbing his castle
Bobbie Sue took the money and run

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ppLlx)

128 Spare a penny guv'nah?

I'm saving up for a visit to the dentist!

Posted by: Penniless Twitterer David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (tVQUs)

129 119
Are all blue checkmarks smug douches?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

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Most of us are, yeah. By the way, I'm stealing that.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (cfSRQ)

130
No, it was the tank for refilling the boiler of the old steam engine on the railroad.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Oh? Is that what you tell yourself when you're polishing the "little Cannoball Express?"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (2zMax)

131 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room.

Who knew there was so much sex and semi-nudity on daytime TV?

Beats CNN and MSNBC I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

132 If his goal was to look like an ignorant asshole, he won big.
Posted by: JackStraw
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To be fair, he already did, well before this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (LxqES)

133 Is it winning if you get my wife's doctors office to turn off The View (spit)?

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (vd8XM)

134 Tori agrees with you and that is why she's passed that on to charity.


*******

If that is indeed true, good for her. Classy move.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (m45I2)

135 Kurt Schlichter's got a blue checkmark, and he is a grade A #1 solid citizen.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (zlgJP)

136 Don't leave out that a Daily Beast writer then accused the GoFundMe of being a scam!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (GbPPJ)

137 I hate this guy twice.

Once for being the soiled leavings of surprise buttsecks

Twice for making me feel sorry for Target.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (Z658e)

138 >>> The GoFundMe pics of her show a rather attractive bespectacled girl who would do very naughty, bigly illegal things to any dude lucky enough to have her.

It's Massachusetts. We got rid of those laws.

Posted by: fluffy at January 20, 2020 06:38 PM (dCRRg)

139 There will come a time when such enemies of the people - press whores, sniveling little bureaucrats, media "personalities," shrill executives, etc. - who can be identified either through their public persona or simply because they talk about what they do too loudly will simply be frozen out.

I can't wait for "journalists" and petty state operators, etc. be asked to leave retail stores and restaurants. Not rudely, just denied service. Your profession is not protected. These people need to be made pariahs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (1qrtS)

140 when he was tweeting about the toothbrush he claimed he hadn't seen the dentist in 3 yrs.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (wiXsO)


Come on, of all places on the web, we know here at AoS that maffs be hard , yo!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (BiNEL)

141 131 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room.

Who knew there was so much sex and semi-nudity on daytime TV?

Beats CNN and MSNBC I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

CBS had full on lesbian open mouth tonsil tasting spit swapping.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

142 What charity do you choose when you have been pilloried by an insufferable douche bag for doing your job?

Toys for Tots?

Stop Sand in Vaginas Now!

Panties Twisted Relief Fund?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (2B9A/)

143 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

Did they try selling it on Patreon?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (SfYbS)

Ho Ho Holy Water
Posted by: rhennigantx


THOT Water.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (5RARy)

144 Oh? Is that what you tell yourself when you're polishing the "little Cannoball Express?"


********


"I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (m45I2)

145 It's a strange feeling...winning. So used to losing with the GOPe and here comes Trump leading us to all sorts of victories. I kind of like it. A lot.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (a0IVu)

146 30 The media is written by, and for, neurotic upper-middle class women. Including those who are ostensibly male. Twitter is one of its vectors.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (vv8pr)
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I remember reading Ready Player One many years ago and I could just tell which parts of SJW nonsense were shoe-horned in the story.

Maybe the author was happy to do it, but it was just so ridiculous. Distopian future: sure, but is has to be global warming. Cool Heroine Chick? sure, but she has to be a lesbian. ETC.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (xptlg)

147 Why is this guy so desperately eager to prove he's a loser? Are there women who are hot for losers?

From my experience, no.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (Ki5SV)

148 So Tori is the good kind.
Leavitt? Feed xim to the pigs.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (OqFGD)

149 They go WAY out of their way to find someone to torment, like the beer money kid with the cancer donation, and now her. Isn't that, like an undesirable character trait, something to be ashamed of? Not anymore I guess

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (CAJL/)

150 82 I have a strong feeling the Gofundme is a scam.

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I don't think so. Reports are that Carpe Donktum started it, then contacted Tori and turned it over to her.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (sWM8x
I have no problems with gofund me. People have a right to give to whom they want. That it has become almost a way to express your political views or anger online is interesting for sure. People want to express themselves now more than ever. I am glad she got support but the whole thing represents a lot of what is wrong with our society today.

now get off my lawn!

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (n13/j)

151 If that is indeed true, good for her. Classy move.

****************

Damn I would have kept the money and spent it all on hookers and blow.

Cuz I'm a bastard, and that's what bastards do.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (+dsLj)

152 I can't wait for "journalists" and petty state operators, etc. be asked to leave retail stores and restaurants. Not rudely, just denied service. Your profession is not protected. These people need to be made pariahs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (1qrtS)

Here I was trying to figure out if a necktie can support a body from a lamp post, but I guess your idea works too.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (j3npP)

153 Leavitt seems to be a permanent freelancer who could never be "fired" for his edge lord ways 'cause he was never a real employee; thus why he hasn't been threatened to remove those bylines from his Twitter bio.

And I'm guessing he's more or less burned all his journalistic bridges at this point.

Tough for a writer out there when he can't even score a one-off article for the Daily Beast or Guardian.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (+oVP5)

154 Where is this Target ? City ?
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (zr5Kq)
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The smarmy blue-checked ass hat is from Boston. So I am guessing Boston or surrounds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (1qrtS)

155 131 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room.

Who knew there was so much sex and semi-nudity on daytime TV?

Beats CNN and MSNBC I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

I would really be worried if he had a soap-on-a-rope in the waiting room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (Kpl3J)

156 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room. 

Who knew there was so much sex and semi-nudity on daytime TV? 

Beats CNN and MSNBC I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

********

It is good to use soap before secksie time

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (flINI)

157 143 Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

Did they try selling it on Patreon?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:33 PM (SfYbS)

Ho Ho Holy Water
Posted by: rhennigantx


THOT Water.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (5RARy)

ha!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)

158 The GoFundMe is not a scam and David Leavitt is a serial offender:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tot5l3v

https://preview.tinyurl.com/waa822e

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2020 06:42 PM (UGKMd)

159 Here I was trying to figure out if a necktie can support a body from a lamp post, but I guess your idea works too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (j3npP)
++++++++++++++
I hope that the good old method of shunning can preclude that outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:42 PM (1qrtS)

160 The smarmy blue-checked ass hat is from Boston. So I am guessing Boston or surrounds.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (1qrtS)

pantywaist

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:42 PM (zr5Kq)

161 It is good to use soap before secksie time
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (flINI)
+++++++++++++
But you have to use it again right after! Where does it end?!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:42 PM (1qrtS)

162 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

You need Ace's time machine, that he does not have, to go to the Ziegfeld's stage door.

Well, after a few strategic stock purchases. Nylons, penicillin, and modern shampoo, and you are In like Flynn.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (u82oZ)

163 when he was tweeting about the toothbrush he claimed he hadn't seen the dentist in 3 yrs.
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Subliminal thought placed by Beto.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (LxqES)

164 158 The GoFundMe is not a scam and David Leavitt is a serial offender:

He put orange juice on his frosted flakes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (d7Ww2)

165 Don't you see, I'm the real victim here! I, like so many Americans, am in dire poverty at this time (because Trump) and you get mad at me for taking advantage of what will likely be the only opportunity I'll ever have to buy an electric toothbrush!

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: Penniless Twitterer David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (tVQUs)

166 Last I heard when this was still fresh, the GoFundMe was all the way up to 25K.

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (7s3Gx)

167 119 Are all blue checkmarks smug douches?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)

*types*
*deletes*

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (PoHZ6)

168 It's sooooo HARD to use your hand to manipulate a toothbrush when you only have to hold the electric one while it does all the work.

Clearly free electric toothbrushes should be available in every bathroom along with tampons and...let's see, throw some condoms and mouthwash in there too. And perfume atomizers so we'll all smell terrific!
Posted by: David Corn


Electric toothbrush or manual toothbrush?
Electric toothbrush or manual toothbrush?

Which one is more earf friendly?

Shows you how full of shit greenies are.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (5RARy)

169 Here I was trying to figure out if a necktie can support a body from a lamp post, but I guess your idea works too.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

100% silk ones can, but those Buzzfeed types aren't making silk tie money.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (SfYbS)

170 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room

*******

Better that than to be at the dentist and wake up from anesthesia with a strange feeling and your shirt misbuttoned.

Posted by: Seinfeld at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (+dsLj)

171 @164: "He put orange juice on his frosted flakes?"

Presumably, but no proof he put carrots in his chili.

(Yet.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (+oVP5)

172 What he's not saying is that he had to go to the dentist after that slip of a girl slapped him around.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (yL25O)

173 151 I would hope I had enough class to do as Tori. But the truth is, $15000 is still a helluva party in Reno

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (OqFGD)

174 CBS had full on lesbian open mouth tonsil tasting spit swapping.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

Doctors cut out tonsils willy-nilly for extra money, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (NWiLs)

175 Are all blue checkmarks smug douches?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:35 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++++
There's a handful of 'em who are okay, like Kurt Schilcter. But if you assume that the blue check means "lunatic asshole" then you'll be right more often than you're wrong. I think they need a new icon. The blue-check is for normal notable people. If you're notable because of your activities in the press, political commentary or "issues" activism, you should get an orange one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (1qrtS)

176 131 My husband's gastroenterologist had a soap on in the waiting room.



Who knew there was so much sex and semi-nudity on daytime TV?



Beats CNN and MSNBC I guess.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 20, 2020 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

I don't have any pay channels And sometimes when I have the tv on and am not watching I hear so many vulgarities that I wonder if I got free HBO for some reason.

As for tv in public. I have noticed a lot of places now show HGTV. IT is pretty clear to me they hired some consultant to tell them them most innocuous channel they could show.

ok, I have used the word innocuous twice today. Shutting it down now.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (n13/j)

177 Bunch a writers furiously editing articles to remove references to violence that did happen, to talk about the bad feelings the potential for violence created, and how that made people feel unsafe and how that alone justifies banning guns.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)

178 Blue checkmark, blue helmet. Both tools of the Deep State.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (EnQC[\i]

Well, truth be told, you get the blue helmet when you choke yer chicken too hard for too long...so I've been told

Posted by: Shep's Massive Hemmiroid at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (vkfbg)

179 I would hope I had enough class to do as Tori. But the truth is, $15000 is still a helluva party in Reno
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


At least a weekend of hookers and blow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (5RARy)

180 Doctors cut out tonsils willy-nilly for extra money, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (NWiLs)


Don't get me started on foot amputations!

Posted by: Commissar "Stumpy" Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (BiNEL)

181 Too bad the dentist who operates on patients while standing on a hoverboard got shut down for Medicare fraud as well as videotaping his unusual extraction procedure:

https://tinyurl.com/untuc99

Link is to the NY Post, so it's safe.

He would be the perfect toothpuller for Leavitt.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (pPNCa)

182 He put orange juice on his frosted flakes?

Posted by: nurse ratched


I did that once when half asleep/hung over.

Not as bad as it sounds.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (2aX9r)

183 How to fix Twitter:

Step #1: Trump initiates a hostile takeover of Twitter's business.

Step #2: He bans everyone except himself from using the platform.

Step #3: Winning

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eveywhere at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

184 Every male with his chin down in his bio probably sucks dick Get ready for the Twitterati getting paid for their upvotes. It's planned.

Posted by: ryukyu at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (vKhgw)

185 If he does sue she might need a lawyer, but hopefully a shining knight of justice and revenge steps up to counter sue for a token damage AND legal costs.

Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (BD/yx)

186 I deserve the Gofundme more than the greedy capitalist slavers at Target! I could barely afford the toothbrush even at that price!

Posted by: Penniless Twitterer David Leavitt at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (tVQUs)

187 Leavitt is like a dumb, unamusing, real life spoof of those Titania and Jarvis spoof accounts.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:46 PM (+oVP5)

188 The smarmy blue-checked ass hat is from Boston. So I am guessing Boston or surrounds.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (1qrtS)
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aka., Massachusettes.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 20, 2020 06:47 PM (ppLlx)

189 179 I would hope I had enough class to do as Tori. But the truth is, $15000 is still a helluva party in Reno
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


At least a weekend of hookers and blow.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (5RARy)

nope not really

Posted by: Hunter B at January 20, 2020 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

190 Sometimes I sit is despair when I think of our country being taken over by idiots like David Leavit. Then I realize, hey, if they are all like David Leavit, there is no way they could take over a hot dog stand successfully, so no worries.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 20, 2020 06:47 PM (+DS2f)

191
82 I have a strong feeling the Gofundme is a scam.

having never looked into it and knowing less about most apps and sites than the average person, the thing seems like a brilliant business to me. I assume it is like Coinstar and they take a cut of everything. People want to be heard and they want to support their causes. If someone gives them this opportunity and makes a nice profit, that is enterprising.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (n13/j)

192 David Leavit - brightening the lives of conservatives with his pathetic attempts to take on conservatives.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (+DS2f)

193 151 If that is indeed true, good for her. Classy move.

****************

Damn I would have kept the money and spent it all on hookers and blow.

Cuz I'm a bastard, and that's what bastards do.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 06:40 PM (+dsLj)

...

It's lame though.

Everyone wanted her to post instagram shots from Machu Picchu or someplace, dunking on this is twink who harassed her. That was the whole point.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (yL25O)

194 @186: "... the greedy capitalist slavers at Target!"

They sell Star Wars merch, so they must be white slavers.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (+oVP5)

195 There's a handful of 'em who are okay, like Kurt Schilcter. But if you assume that the blue check means "lunatic asshole" then you'll be right more often than you're wrong. I think they need a new icon. The blue-check is for normal notable people. If you're notable because of your activities in the press, political commentary or "issues" activism, you should get an orange one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (1qrtS)

OrangeCheckBad

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

196 153
Leavitt seems to be a permanent freelancer who could never be "fired"
for his edge lord ways 'cause he was never a real employee; thus why he
hasn't been threatened to remove those bylines from his Twitter bio.



And I'm guessing he's more or less burned all his journalistic bridges at this point.



Tough for a writer out there when he can't even score a one-off article for the Daily Beast or Guardian.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:41 PM (+oVP5)

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Ooh, unemployed loser attention whore!

Status: 2.25 Jonahs. He get's an extra quarter point for picking a clerk at Target. If he had any remaining self-respect, he'd have gone to some place upscale.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (cfSRQ)

197 185 If he does sue she might need a lawyer, but hopefully a shining knight of justice and revenge steps up to counter sue for a token damage AND legal costs.
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If I understand it correctly, Leavitt has no grounds for suit. The law explicitly excludes cases of gross error.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (sWM8x)

198 Honestly, these dumbasses don't get that this is the epitome of privilege. Actual working people look at that and imagine themselves being the poor slob working retail, or maybe who accidentally marked something wrong, but most likely someone messed with the tag. Because people do. And they hide stuff inside of other stuff, and behind things, and generally make your life harder than it needs to be.

And, much as I really hate the meme, people should start calling this guy Karen.

Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (BD/yx)

199 179 I would hope I had enough class to do as Tori. But the truth is, $15000 is still a helluva party in Reno 
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth 


At least a weekend of hookers and blow.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:45 PM (5RARy)

Ecstacy. Wait, did I just say that?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (OqFGD)

200 aka., Massachusettes.
Posted by: Steve Miller at January 20, 2020 06:47 PM (ppLlx)


They are called "Mass-holes" in surrounding states.

Posted by: Shep's Massive Hemmiroid at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (vkfbg)

201 >>If he does sue she might need a lawyer, but hopefully a shining knight of justice and revenge steps up to counter sue for a token damage AND legal costs.

He's got no grounds to sue. He is completely wrong on the law.

His case would be tossed immediately if he could even find a lawyer sleazy enough to take his case.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

202
Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.


It was my understanding that they were in the water tank for the steam engine, which is why they were fixing to get out of it when the steam whistle announced that it was nearly at the junction.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

203 I feel a little like David Leavit should be given some sort of challenge grant, you know the kind they give the mentally challenged when they finish a 100m race. Maybe like a new toothbrush or something. Something to make him feel slightly better about his pathetic life.

I mean waking up each morning and seeing David Leavit in the mirror and realizing...that's MY face, must be hellishly depressing.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (+DS2f)

204 Back in my day a Nickel used to be enough to buy some avocado toast, a killer soy latte, an electric toothbrush and have enough leftover to call an Uber.

Posted by: David Leavitt, Harkening back to the good old days at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (tVQUs)

205 Once upon a time we used to lock these people up in mental institutions. Now they're all on Twitter.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Eveywhere at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (+dsLj)

206 Everyone wanted her to post instagram shots from Machu Picchu or someplace, dunking on this is twink who harassed her. That was the whole point.

Posted by: TexasDan


Instead she posted a picture of her beautiful face and sparkling smile.

Which is a better way to win than a dunking.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (2aX9r)

207 His case would be tossed immediately if he could even find a lawyer sleazy enough to take his case.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)


If he is willing to wait a few years...

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (zr5Kq)

208 How stupid can you be to post your most despicable behavior on the internet and expect people to side with you.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (sGotD)

209 His case would be tossed immediately if he could even find a lawyer sleazy enough to take his case.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

...

Did someone just rub my magic lamp?

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (yL25O)

210 His case would be tossed immediately if he could even find a lawyer sleazy enough to take his case.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (ZLI7S)

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Or one willing to take IUOs written on Target napkins.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

211 The millionaires and billionaires all have power toothbrushes! It is time they paid their fair share! Power toothbrushes for all! I demand a new federal agency with the purpose of ensuring equal access to dental implements. It should only require a modestly sized agency with a budget of $200 billion, 130,000 employees, and 5.6 billion rounds of ammunition.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (dNzKv)

212 His case would be tossed immediately if he could even find a lawyer sleazy enough to take his case.
Posted by: JackStraw

I'm available in 3 years, 18 months with good behavior.

Posted by: Michael Avanatti at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (SfYbS)

213 Wally, leave the Beav alone.

Posted by: David Leavittobeaver at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (EgshT)

214 " ...
If he had any remaining self-respect, he'd have gone to some place upscale.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:48 PM (cfSRQ) "



Those places all know him already and he gets the bum's rush if he tries to come inside.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 06:51 PM (zlgJP)

215 202
Billy Jo, Betty Jo, and Bobby Jo used to bathe in the town's water tank.

It was my understanding that they were in the water tank for the steam engine, which is why they were fixing to get out of it when the steam whistle announced that it was nearly at the junction.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

This Train Smells Like Their Vaginas!

Posted by: Hunter B at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

216 206 Everyone wanted her to post instagram shots from Machu Picchu or someplace, dunking on this is twink who harassed her. That was the whole point.

Posted by: TexasDan


Instead she posted a picture of her beautiful face and sparkling smile.

Which is a better way to win than a dunking.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (2aX9r)

...

I think she would have had the same face and smile in Machu Picchu though.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (yL25O)

217 Missed it by ** that much.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (SfYbS)

218
@Breaking911
BREAKING: Senate leader Mitch McConnell proposes impeachment trial rules with no guarantee that witnesses will be called to testify; White House would be able to propose an early motion to dismiss all charges against Trump - Reuters

Breaking911 @Breaking911
1m
SCHUMER: "Senator McConnell's resolution is nothing short of a national disgrace."
*********
Cocaine Mitch has Chuck The Schmuck cryin' already

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (BqBId)

219 aka., Massachusettes.
Posted by: Steve Miller at January 20, 2020 06:47 PM (ppLlx)

They are called "Mass-holes" in surrounding states.
Posted by: Shep's Massive Hemmiroid at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (vkfbg)
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From where I live, a half-hour north of a city is considered "metro area" of whatever city. With Boston, they call it New Hampshire.

Posted by: Steve Miller at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (ppLlx)

220 @191: "If someone gives them this opportunity and makes a nice profit, that is enterprising."

I haven't looked recently, but I assume five percent plus some miscellaneous flat fees.

The tricky part is not suspending all of the "right wing" fundraisers that progressive outrage mobs deem problematic.

Thankfully, there's enough bogus "look what this racist wrote on the credit card receipt when he didn't tip me" scams that have been cancelled, so GoFundMe can claim to be a fair referee on both sides.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (+oVP5)

221
Okay, since we're in the company of so many TV know-it-alls...

What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?

What is Gilligan's first name?

What is Mrs Howell's first name, maiden name?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (2zMax)

222 How stupid can you be to post your most despicable behavior on the internet and expect people to side with you.

****************************

Hi there!

Posted by: Every Nevertrumper on the Internet at January 20, 2020 06:53 PM (+dsLj)

223 Did someone just rub my magic lamp?

Posted by: Michael Avenatti



AoSHQ StyleBook note:

Michael Avenatti's prostate will now be officially referred to as his "magic lamp".

Carry on.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:53 PM (2aX9r)

224 Joe Biden tries to get ahead of Peter Schweizer's book exposing his corruption (to be released tomorrow). Writes three page memo to media telling them why they should ignore:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rhvkv97

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 06:53 PM (sGotD)

225 This Train Smells Like Their Vaginas!

Posted by: Hunter B at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (JFO2v)


So that's why all the guys are standing beside the railroad tracks!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:53 PM (BiNEL)

226 Carpe Donktum's GoFundMe to buy a vacation for TargetTori, who stood up to David Leavitt, is at $30,476 right now.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/
help-tori-take-a-vacation-from-targets

The price tag he cited is for the shelving, not the product

Posted by: cool breeze at January 20, 2020 06:53 PM (UGKMd)

227 >>Joe Biden tries to get ahead of Peter Schweizer's book exposing his corruption (to be released tomorrow). Writes three page memo to media telling them why they should ignore:

If you can stand it, Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

228 When folks object to Fox News and say awful things about President Trump (are they going to cut off his penis and hang him is an example), I resist violent urges. I ask them 'What? What is that?' and make them repeat it. If they ask 'have you seen the news?' I say 'Nope, don't watch the news and I'm glad I don't. It makes people crazy.' Then I just grin at them like a mule eating briars. They hate me.

Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (UUkQp)

229 198 Honestly, these dumbasses don't get that this is the epitome of privilege. Actual working people look at that and imagine themselves being the poor slob working retail, or maybe who accidentally marked something wrong, but most likely someone messed with the tag. Because people do. And they hide stuff inside of other stuff, and behind things, and generally make your life harder than it needs to be.

And, much as I really hate the meme, people should start calling this guy Karen.
Posted by: Synova at January 20, 2020 06:49 PM (BD/yx)

I am presently working in retail. And on an almost daily basis, I have to deal with some bozo who wants a $100 sweater (and the scanner shows you exactly what the price of the item that day is) for $20 because "it was on the table that says 80 percent off!!" Yep, because nobody ever misplaces items in a store.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (d6Ksn)

230 I actually did that in a Target once. They really did have the thing mislabeled, and they gave it to me at the cheap price.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc)

231 What a soi boy beta cuck.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (KNsKs)

232

Why can't Turtle just Do It instead of telling everyone what he's thinking?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (2zMax)

233 if they are all like David Leavit, there is no way they could take over a hot dog stand successfully, so no worries.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
-------

But, that's the problem, they are moving to take over *our* hot dog stand, and they will ruin it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (LxqES)

234 That Tori chick looks stoned in one pic.
On her Twitter page she is definitely a One.
And yeah, I saw the full-on lesbo kiss today on the soap. You missed it last week, when they were on the couch (or bed, I forget), in nothing but blankets.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (ufFY8)

235 I imagine a fellow like David Leavit will now walk around for years with dirty teeth, because, you know the principle of the thing in getting that one cent toothbrush.

People will say "What the fuck is that godawful stench?" And it will be his mouth. And then he will launch into a long boring story about how his mouth stinks because Target (evil corporate bastards) wouldn't sell him a toothbrush for one cent. And people will nod for a few minutes then sorta drift away.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (+DS2f)

236 I think she would have had the same face and smile in Machu Picchu though.

Posted by: TexasDan


True, but the fact that she's given the money to charity in addition to her being beautiful and having a great smile is like she's just dunked over him after taking off from the foul line.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (2aX9r)

237
If you can stand it, Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

---
Too bad. Hannity will never let him get a word in.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)

238 How stupid can you be to post your most despicable behavior on the internet and expect people to side with you.


He thought it was little man against big corporation. It was actually Karen with blue check against hapless store manager.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (dNzKv)

239 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

You need Ace's time machine, that he does not have, to go to the Ziegfeld's stage door.

Well, after a few strategic stock purchases. Nylons, penicillin, and modern shampoo, and you are In like Flynn.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 06:43 PM (u82oZ)


And razors.

Though not every 19th century woman hid a black sheep between her thighs. Buy me a drink at a MoMe and I'll tell you how I know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (Ki5SV)

240 LOL Joe Biden calls game developers "little creeps" who make titles that "teach you how to ill"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/355369/

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (KNsKs)

241 Michael Avenatti's prostate will now be officially referred to as his "magic lamp". Carry on.

******************

Whew, dodged a bullet there, fellas.

Posted by: Magic Carpet at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (+dsLj)

242 Off Shep sock...damn I feel so sorry now. I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (vkfbg)

243 221
Okay, since we're in the company of so many TV know-it-alls...

What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?

What is Gilligan's first name?

What is Mrs Howell's first name, maiden name?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (2zMax)

The Maid

Lil Buddy

Lovie

Posted by: Hunter B at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (JFO2v)

244 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE ATTENTION TARGET TORI!
I WILL GUIDE YOU THROUGH THE MOST EPIC ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!
THAT IS ALL.

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (OqFGD)

245 What's worse than him being an ultradick over an obvious error is his glee at posting what he thought was the greatest injustice ever and omg look at all the likes I'll get.

I hope someone at DQ rubs their balls on his vanilla cone.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (Z658e)

246 Posted by: Eromero at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (UUkQp)

Hoss, you need to associate with a better class of "folks"!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (BiNEL)

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (zr5Kq)

248 If you can stand it, Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
-----------

I filled out an online request today for my library to buy the book. As I told my husband, I want the library to know that people here want to read this kind of stuff, written by conservative authors.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 06:57 PM (/669Q)

249 Joe Biden tries to get ahead of Peter Schweizer's book exposing his corruption (to be released tomorrow). Writes three page memo to media telling them why they should ignore:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rhvkv97
Posted by: IrishEi


See me at comment no. 123.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:57 PM (2aX9r)

250 Could someone turn the channel please?

Posted by: Airport lounge chair at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (WhTSP)

251 I mean waking up each morning and seeing David Leavit in the mirror and realizing...that's MY face, must be hellishly depressing.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (+DS2f)


Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (Ki5SV)

252 Though not every 19th century woman hid a black sheep between her thighs. Buy me a drink at a MoMe and I'll tell you how I know.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (Ki5SV)


If you are ever at a MoMee with NaCly and me, you will never have to buy a drink!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (BiNEL)

253 Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

The drinks for you are on me. With pleasure. Looking forward to your PowerPoint presentation on the big screen.

And I still got our library to buy your book.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

254 The guy is an asshole but does this rate a 30k gofundme?


No.

Doesn't rate a GoFundMe at all.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 06:30 PM (NSFCQ)



I think it does just for the schadenfreude. She has the money, and he doesn't. He can keep his rotten teeth though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (yQpMk)

255 @230: "I actually did that in a Target once. They really did have the thing mislabeled, and they gave it to me at the cheap price."

This jackass went all in on his "but it's the law!" theory when he called the cops and tweeted his harrowing story.

Trouble is the specific state law has a clause that excludes prices that are so obviously wrong that no reasonable person could think it was real.

And, yeah, as someone else said, the $0.01 price was an inventory system placeholder price for the non-functioning fake toothbrush on the shelf; not the boxed product with security sensors that was accurately priced on the shelf below.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (+oVP5)

256 It was my understanding that they were in the water tank for the steam engine, which is why they were fixing to get out of it when the steam whistle announced that it was nearly at the junction.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:50 PM (pNxlR)

This Train Smells Like Their Vaginas!
Posted by: Hunter B


1,000 miles from the ocean and it smells like a tuna boat went thru town.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (5RARy)

257 What a soi boy beta cuck.

You said it

Posted by: Harry, still a Prince at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (ykYG2)

258 Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.

*****

Oh I guess Schweizer doesn't feel like talking tonight then.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (+dsLj)

259 SCHUMER: "Senator McConnell's resolution is nothing short of a national disgrace."
-----

On a par with Lizzy Warren calling Trump a liar.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (LxqES)

260 I am presently working in retail. And on an almost daily basis, I have to deal with some bozo who wants a $100 sweater (and the scanner shows you exactly what the price of the item that day is) for $20 because "it was on the table that says 80 percent off!!" Yep, because nobody ever misplaces items in a store.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (d6Ksn)
------------

heh.

I was in Target today to pick up a web cam and had the guy open the box to make sure it had a usb cable, otherwise, I'd have bought one. (Outside of the box didn't list whether the web cam came with a cable)

After he was done opening the box and confirming it contained everything I needed, I told the guy, "Hey, it's open box, I should get a discount!'

Fortunately, he realized I was joking and laughed.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (WEBkv)

261 This Train Smells Like Their Vaginas!

"Better speed up. We're being followed by seagulls. Lots of them."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (HaL55)

262 bluebell, I'll buy the book and donate it your library. Direct action works best.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (+w1IT)

263 LOL.. Look at his last Twitter post-

https://tinyurl.com/rv3lps7

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (wiXsO)

264 I filled out an online request today for my library to buy the book. As I told my husband, I want the library to know that people here want to read this kind of stuff, written by conservative authors.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 06:57 PM (/669Q)


I did that for the Selena Zito book!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

265 Okay, since we're in the company of so many TV know-it-alls...



What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?



What is Gilligan's first name?



What is Mrs Howell's first name, maiden name?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (2zMax)

I love trivia but why make it so difficult? Only guess I can give is the third one. "what is C. Thomas"

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (n13/j)

266 If the current culture cold war goes "hot, I'm going after the media first. I bet there will be a line.

Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 07:00 PM (sjTfF)

267 It's actually Willie Gilligan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 20, 2020 07:00 PM (ufFY8)

268 Hoss from Bonanza had a real first name too.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 07:00 PM (KNsKs)

269 I think Tori should send Leavitt a toothbrush (regular, not electric) out of her GoFundMe money before she donates the rest to charity.

With a nice note saying I hope you can get to the dentist soon, but hopefully this will tide you over until you make enough to go.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (/669Q)

270 LOL on Insty

https://static.pjmedia.com/instapundit/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/trumpbarney-370x600.jpg

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (KNsKs)

271 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

My brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (BiNEL)

272 Trouble is the specific state law has a clause that excludes prices that are so obviously wrong that no reasonable person could think it was real.

And, yeah, as someone else said, the $0.01 price was an inventory system placeholder price for the non-functioning fake toothbrush on the shelf; not the boxed product with security sensors that was accurately priced on the shelf below.
Posted by: Walter Freeman


Saw that at the liquor store. Had a price of $0.00. Told a worker I'd take a case at that price.

Yeah. We both had a laugh. He explained that that was exactly what it was. A placeholder when the system doesn't have a legit price.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (5RARy)

273 Turtleboy has been all over this jagoff

Journalist working at Marshall's (clothing store)
https://tinyurl.com/snrudqr

Stuff from ex-girlfriend
https://tinyurl.com/yx2ppzjk

Posted by: Turtle Rider at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (JKWQW)

274 I think Tori should send Leavitt a toothbrush (regular, not electric) out of her GoFundMe money before she donates the rest to charity.

With a nice note saying I hope you can get to the dentist soon, but hopefully this will tide you over until you make enough to go.
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (/669Q)

I like this idea, bluebell

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (zr5Kq)

275 Commissar Hrothgar

The Horde mind at work!

I wonder if that bottle of Ever-Clear will still be there, or if another speed run to the liquor store will be needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (u82oZ)

276 What is Mrs Howell's first name, maiden name?

Posted by: Soothsayer

I love trivia but why make it so difficult? Only guess I can give is the third one. "what is C. Thomas"
Posted by: Quint


Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (5RARy)

277 See me at comment no. 123.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 06:57 PM (2aX9r)
~~~~~

I even searched for "Biden."

Corn Pop. Who'da thunk LOL

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (sGotD)

278 Trouble is the specific state law has a clause that excludes prices that are so obviously wrong that no reasonable person could think it was real.

**********

I find it hard to believe such a common sense law would exist in Masshole.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (+dsLj)

279 The guy is an asshole but does this rate a 30k gofundme?

No.

Doesn't rate a GoFundMe at all.

Posted by: Ha
---------

Sure it does. Not because the woman needs it, but to rub Leavit's nose in his own poo. To point and laugh, and humiliate a whiny Lib.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (LxqES)

280 That guy definitely pees sitting down.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (mzTVj)

281 ...may send him over the edge, though

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)

282 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)


I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)

283 NaCly, the bottle of everclear is safe and sound.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (+w1IT)

284 I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)


So...why are you sitting here, dude.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

285 Too good to be true?

Breaking - Red State in possession of Adam Schiff compromising photo with Ed Buck . . .

https://bit.ly/2TFSEoU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

286 She should send the toothbrush with a Morse code note that spells out "learn to code, asshole"

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (8AONa)

287 may send him over the edge, though
Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (zr5Kq)
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Nope. That's already the mailing address of most libs these days.

Posted by: Axeman at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (ppLlx)

288 I didn't even see the toothbrush named on the price tag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

289 I wonder if that bottle of Ever-Clear will still be there, or if another speed run to the liquor store will be needed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:02 PM (u82oZ)


That should be in the 2020 MoMee vault.

I'm still trying to figure out how to ship liquor to a dry country!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (BiNEL)

290 Ben Had

Thanks, but it's purpose is to get people to party like it's 20-20.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (u82oZ)

291 Go for it.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)

292 The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (n13/j)

293 280 That guy definitely pees sitting down.
Posted by: runninrebel at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (mzTVj)

he does kind of look like a patty patty guy

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (JFO2v)

294 258 Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.

*****

Oh I guess Schweizer doesn't feel like talking tonight then.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
________

Niiiiice.

Posted by: Furious George at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (9vQJW)

295 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)

****************

Get in line, boy.

Posted by: Target Tori Fan Chapter, Reformed at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (+dsLj)

296  If the current culture cold war goes "hot, I'm going after the media first. I bet there will be a line.

Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 07:00

Types.

Pauses.

Sighs.

On the advice of my attorney, deletes.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (NSFCQ)

297 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)

I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.
Posted by: Colorado Ale

Buy a motorcycle. Less maintenance.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (+aTLx)

298 282 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)

I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (SgjGX)


Have her farting through silk panties

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (JFO2v)

299 I think Tori should send Leavitt a toothbrush (regular, not electric) out of her GoFundMe money before she donates the rest to charity.

With a nice note saying I hope you can get to the dentist soon, but hopefully this will tide you over until you make enough to go.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:01 PM (/669Q)


I like it! Delivered by a fake delivery guy with a button cam to get his reaction. Then post it on Twatter. He'd probably stroke out, though, which, upon reflection, would not be a bad thing.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (Y8PSl)

300 Leavitt is a true blue true believer and is probably all for women's rights, until an uppity cash register wench dares to rise above her lowly station and tell him "no."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)

301 265
Okay, since we're in the company of so many TV know-it-alls...

What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?


What is Gilligan's first name?


What is Mrs Howell's first name, maiden name?


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (2zMax)
---
I knew a guy who was an encylopedia of this sort of thing.

He was also gay, but still an incel. YMMV

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)

302 Ya know, that picture of just some of the alcohol available at the TxMoMeet never appeared in CBD's food thread. Things that make you go hmmm.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

303 Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (+w1IT)

I'm hoping that some of that Scotch has been put to the use for which it was intended!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (BiNEL)

304 If you can stand it, Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

Have I told you that I have a 2 degree connection to Hannity? I've been best friends with one of his cousins since first grade (so, 23 years.) Every time she's going to see him I remind her to tell him to shut the hell up. She does. And she also tells me that he's a great guy and not like that IRL, but even she can't stand watching his show.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (sGotD)

305 Somebody needs to wife up Target Tori.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 06:34 PM (PoHZ6)

I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


*fistbump.

She's a 1.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (5RARy)

306 What did these people do before Twitter? Twitter is the worst thing ever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (l9m7l)

307 I find it hard to believe such a common sense law would exist in Masshole.
====

Tell me about it.

Posted by: The man who never returned at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (8AONa)

308 bluebell, I'll buy the book and donate it your library. Direct action works best.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 06:59 PM (+w1IT)
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That a very kind offer, Ben, but I want my tax money to buy it! And I want them to know we're the people want it in our library.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (/669Q)

309 NaCly, the MoeMe will be just a few scant days before the 2020 elections. I believe this will be the biggest party ever.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (+w1IT)

310 @301: "He was also gay, but still an incel. YMMV"

And probably a five day Jeopardy champion too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (+oVP5)

311 292 The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (n13/j)

Trinity

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (JFO2v)

312 If this Leavitt guy would ever get into that extreme couponing stuff, some poor clerk managing a cash register will have a very doable homicide defense.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:07 PM (C1Lsn)

313 292 The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (n13/j)

Good
Bad
Ugly

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

314 America, Levitt or Leavitt.
Posted by: DR.WTF

The short cop on Barney Miller.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Inspector Luger calls him Levine.

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)

315 Ben Had

I will do my best to overcome my shyness.

I may lift my eyes up from looking at LadyL's boots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

316
The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?

I should know this because I just watched I Am Nobody.

Oh wait. You're talking about Clint's flicks.
Blondie is one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (2zMax)

317 @306: "What did these people do before Twitter? Twitter is the worst thing ever."

AOL chat rooms and Usenet discussion groups.

You woulda thought mankind woulda learned our lesson the first few times, but noooo.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (+oVP5)

318 *fistbump. She's a 1.

**********

Shouldn't we wait to see if her elbows are pointy first before declaring her a 1?

I thought you morons had standards.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (+dsLj)

319 Turtleboy has been all over this jagoff

Journalist working at Marshall's (clothing store)
https://tinyurl.com/snrudqr

Stuff from ex-girlfriend
https://tinyurl.com/yx2ppzjk

Posted by: Turtle Rider


That's some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (2aX9r)

320 Breaking - Red State in possession of Adam Schiff compromising photo with Ed Buck . . .

https://bit.ly/2TFSEoU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)
--------------

Accusations are their own truth.

All that aside, in looking at the bug-eyed pencil necked freak, it wouldn't surprise me if he's actually guilty of this sort of thing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (WEBkv)

321 And I still got our library to buy your book.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (u82oZ)


You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (Ki5SV)

322 bluebell, what if they fail to comply?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (+w1IT)

323 Schiff looks like a pederast.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (KNsKs)

324 Just called the A-Hole a partisan hack on the twatter.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (VcFUs)

325 Ben Had

I will do my best to overcome my shyness.

I may lift my eyes up from looking at LadyL's boots.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

I didn't know boots came in sizes C, D and DD.

The more you know......

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (+aTLx)

326 Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (u82oZ)

NaCly, and I say this with all due respect, you really need to work on being more outgoing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:10 PM (BiNEL)

327 I guess the new standard for Twitter Lawyers like @David_Leavitt is:

"When your case is strong on the law, pound the law;

When your case is strong on the facts, pound the facts;

When your case is strong on neither, whine like a pussy on Twitter."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:10 PM (2aX9r)

328 280 That guy definitely pees sitting down.

Posted by: runninrebel at January 20, 2020 07:03 PM (mzTVj)

I've done this but to tell the truth I was too drunk to stand up.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (j3npP)

329 Tell me about it.
Posted by: The man who never returned
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You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (LxqES)

330 Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:05 PM (WEBkv)
********
UMMMM I don't know if David Leavit sucks dick, BUT his Life Partner does

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (BqBId)

331 Schiff looks like a pederast.

***********

Finally somebody is taking the heat off me.

Posted by: Harry Reid at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (+dsLj)

332 Emperor Country Boy

LOL.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (u82oZ)

333 Boobs > Boots

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (Zxwqb)

334 The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?

-
Blondie was one. Not sure about Dagwood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)

335 I even searched for "Biden."

Corn Pop. Who'da thunk LOL

Posted by: IrishEi


I'm a big fan of making up my own funny urls using tinyurl.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (2aX9r)

336 Leavitt is a Yale grad too.

As if there was any doubt he would be.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (+oVP5)

337 In certain segments of society, we are producing mentally weak and unstable baby people.

This is not a good situation. At all.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (BU88g)

338 Posted by: The man who never returned
------------
We've been looking for you!

Posted by: Blockbuster Video at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (ppLlx)

339
The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?



-

Blondie was one. Not sure about Dagwood.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)

that was one.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (n13/j)

340 LOL Joe Biden calls game developers "little creeps" who make titles that "teach you how to ill"

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/355369/
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 06:56 PM (KNsKs)
+++++++++++
He knows he's slandering an industry worth more than Hollywood, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:12 PM (1qrtS)

341 What took you so long to smash that f*ckstain?

Posted by: MikeyPete at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (tXWX9)

342 Oops, never mind, probably a different Leavitt.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (+oVP5)

343 Hey, I get a hug and peck on the cheek from NaCly. Let's not talk about people that need to up their game.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (+w1IT)

344 In certain segments of society, we are producing mentally weak and unstable baby people. This is not a good situation. At all.

*****************

It's a very soyry state we live in.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (+dsLj)

345 A Yale grad who can't afford teeth. How bad was his academic record ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (zr5Kq)

346

Grubhub is a horrible name for a business.

What was their second choice, Roachcoach?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (2zMax)

347 323 Schiff looks like a pederast.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 07:09 PM (KNsK

Picture him in a Boy Scout uniform.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

348 I'd buy her a farm and put babies in her.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile


Who was the commentor constantly talking of putting babies into various chicks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (2B9A/)

349 Mr. Wiffle Snuff

Drive them out, and replace them with tough, corn-fed, farm and ranch hardened patriots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (u82oZ)

350 Oops, never mind, probably a different Leavitt.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (+oVP5)


Maybe, maybe....

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

351 336 Yale tuition. What an investment. Now you have a career harassing girls while toothbrush shopping.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (C1Lsn)

352 Hey, I get a hug and peck on the cheek from NaCly. Let's not talk about people that need to up their game.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (+w1IT)
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Maybe I'll offer to muck out a couple of stalls for you?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (WEBkv)

353 25
18 Hello, Has Target reversed it's bathroom policy?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (A7tBu)



yes only one buttfucking per stall!

Posted by: rhennigantx
No reciprocation? Hardly sounds fair. I imagine the only thought going through the buttfuckee's mind is "My.....ouch!.....turn....ouch!...next............ouch!"

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (/Fmtj)

354 In certain segments of society, we are producing mentally weak and unstable baby people.

This is not a good situation. At all.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff
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Especially when their influence on culture/politics is disproportionate.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (LxqES)

355 164: "He put orange juice on his frosted flakes?" 

Presumably, but no proof he put carrots in his chili. 

(Yet.)

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 06:44 PM (+oVP5)

********

That's foolish. Everyone knows that carrot shavings belong in jello

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (flINI)

356 I don't usually judge folks on a photo, but this David guy picked the picture he put up on twitter, so he must think it's flattering.

He looks like the kind of a guy who picked a fight with Tori because he doesn't like women. IYKWIMAITTYD.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 07:14 PM (RfzVr)

357 Grubhub is a horrible name for a business. What was their second choice, Roachcoach?

**********

Clearly you've never heard of Kum N' Go.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (+dsLj)

358 Willie Gilligan.

Professor Roy Hinkle.

Captain Jonas Grumby.

Posted by: RKae at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (zuo55)

359 lake, How are your chainsaw skills?

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (+w1IT)

360 Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

361 A Yale grad who can't afford teeth. How bad was his academic record ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:13 PM (zr5Kq)

he probably studied, studies-studies.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (n13/j)

362 Our betters

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (fgK2J)

363 Just rockin' out, and I remembered this one, for the Horde...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0u83FELQpA

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (uKj5K)

364 Any time a media asshole prattles on about how important he is, just remember that the WH correspondents' association dinner morning-after party in 2016 served a "Collusion Cocktail" consisting of Florida orange juice (get it?) and Russian vodka (get it?).

These people claim to be important. Whether they're big names or small piece-work names like this guy, they all deserve contempt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:16 PM (1qrtS)

365 In certain segments of society, we are producing mentally weak and unstable baby people.

This is not a good situation. At all.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff
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Single mothers do this.

1.) Mothers raise toddlers.

2.) Then they're supposed to hand them off to fathers to make them into citizens.

Step 2 has been missing for a long time.

Posted by: RKae at January 20, 2020 07:16 PM (zuo55)

366 Remember Kip from Napoleon Dynamite ?

That's this guy.

Posted by: jsg at January 20, 2020 07:16 PM (Z658e)

367 lake, How are your chainsaw skills?
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (+w1IT)
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How long is the bar on the chainsaw?

Not too long and I'm probably okay.

I'll probably keep most of my fingers.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:16 PM (WEBkv)

368
True Story:

About 20 years ago I quit milk.
But I was still eating Cheerios.
So I substituted Carrot Juice for milk for my Cheerios.

Wasn't bad. I quit cereal soon after.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (2zMax)

369 Even that little f%*&#%r on Rudolph the Rednosed Reigndeer pulled toofs for free.

Posted by: Donald 'Ten Bears' Trump at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (Vy7tf)

370 The so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (n13/j)

Good
Bad
Ugly
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

A Fistful of Dollars: "Joe"

For a Few Dollars More: "Manco"

In the Good, The Bad and the Ugly: "Blondie" or "Joe".

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (2aX9r)

371 Clearly you've never heard of Kum N' Go.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++++++
We have one near where my folks used to live. Good gas station and store. We had a number of nicknames:
* Shoot and Scoot
* Ejaculate and Evacuate
* The Hurried Lover

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (1qrtS)

372 52
I need no additional reasons to hate the media.



I hope Leavitt's dentist runs out of Novocaine.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
I hope his dentist is one of those who come in the patient's mouth while they. are knocked out. Not surprisingly, so does Leavitt.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (/Fmtj)

373 Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Jane did that, for sure. Siphoned it all out of Burlington College.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (LxqES)

374 360
Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

---
Like the university his wife cratered?

But her paychecks still cleared, right?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

375 Speaks well of the Bush family, Yale graduates.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (C1Lsn)

376 From a New York Times story (May 2017) about Leavitt's Manchester bombing tweet:

A Twitter account for CBS News as well as one for the network's Boston station dissociated themselves from Mr. Leavitt on the night of the Manchester terrorist attack. "He was never a CBS employee," a spokeswoman said. Mr. Leavitt does appear to have contributed a few articles to CBSBoston.com, such as "Boston's Best Places to Buy Vintage Video Games and Accessories." The articles have been removed from the site. They came from Examiner.com, a now-defunct content publishing platform than had a content agreement with the station's website. Examiner.com was acquired by AXS in 2014, but Mr. Leavitt has never written for AXS, said Justin Jimenez, the company's vice president for marketing and communications.

Representatives of AXS have contacted Mr. Leavitt to request that he remove the company name from his Twitter bio. "There has been no response," Mr. Jimenez said. AXS has also reported to Twitter that the information in the bio of a verified user account is false. AXS has received a boilerplate notice from Twitter stating it will look into the complaint.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (+oVP5)

377 Not only do the contemporary heirs to Der Volkische Beobachter and Pravda continue to lie about the Richmond rally, the loathsome slime governor arrogantly twits about a "crisis averted".

The crudeness of their lies and distortions, and the coordination between authoritarian officials and mouth-piece "press", have become uncanny, as well as alarming.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (El6T/)

378 360 Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)

His wife raped about 10 million out of college investors.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (JFO2v)

379
Wally, leave the Beav alone.
Posted by: David Leavittobeaver


Pipe down, squirt!

Posted by: Eddie Haskell at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (aKsyK)

380 The Hurried Lover

*****

I like that one! LOL

Yeah it's actually not a bad store. Out in the west it's the closest thing you can get to a Sheetz or WAWA.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)

381 Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 06:58 PM (Ki5SV)

Big difference between you and Leavitt. He's a douche and you're a decent human being.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (d6Ksn)

382 blake, I can't answer that because of Morons, ya know, that whole phrasing thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (+w1IT)

383 >>Jane did that, for sure. Siphoned it all out of Burlington College.

I'm starting to think Bernie isn't really serious about living by his socialist policies.

https://tinyurl.com/tsktp38

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)

384 Yeah it's actually not a bad store. Out in the west it's the closest thing you can get to a Sheetz or WAWA.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++++++
From Wisconsin, I think, if I remember correctly. And Sheetz was one good thing about driving through the mid-Atlantic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (1qrtS)

385 269 I think Tori should send Leavitt a toothbrush (regular, not electric) out of her GoFundMe money before she donates the rest to charity.


Yep. The one she uses to clean hair out of her shower drain.

Posted by: Donald 'Ten Bears' Trump at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (Vy7tf)

386 Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well. His wife raped about 10 million out of college investors.

*********

TRUMP SAID P*SSY!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Moral Equivalence at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (+dsLj)

387 he so called "Man with no name:" from the Leone Trilogy was called by different names in each movie. What were the names?

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (n13/j)



Good

Bad

Ugly

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo



A Fistful of Dollars: "Joe"



For a Few Dollars More: "Manco"



In the Good, The Bad and the Ugly: "Blondie" or "Joe".





Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:17 PM (2aX9r)

Winner!

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (n13/j)

388 Fuck this little cock gobbler in particular. Guy needs to learn to dig ditches for the new grand Trump canal project.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (0OmEj)

389 @Ben Had.

lol.

Seriously, I'm okay with the average homeowner grade chainsaw.

If we're talking serious gonna take down half a forest in two hours chain saw, eh, probably not.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (WEBkv)

390 So I substituted Carrot Juice for milk for my Cheerios.

-
And we thought carrots in chili was bad.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (+y/Ru)

391 Salty Dog--you may gaze upon my boots all you like.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (TdMsT)

392 From Wisconsin, I think, if I remember correctly. And Sheetz was one good thing about driving through the mid-Atlantic.

******************

Damn skippy, that was the first time I ever saw a condom dispenser in the restroom too. Now that's class.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (+dsLj)

393 Here's my response to his latest twatter post.

https://tinyurl.com/stk9rsy

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (VcFUs)

394 Leavit, in dire need of dental care walks into a weekend free clinic set up by volunteers. His dentist is also a Navy Captain, known to people here. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (C1Lsn)

395 Virginia! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy. Carl Gustav! at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (7RRwR)

396 I'm starting to think Bernie isn't really serious about living by his socialist policies.

https://tinyurl.com/tsktp38

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)


Context:

Bernie is really serious about YOU living by his socialist policies.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)

397 391 Salty Dog--you may gaze upon my boots all you like.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 07:20 PM (TdMsT)

Ummmm...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

398 I'm starting to think Bernie isn't really serious about living by his socialist policies.

https://tinyurl.com/tsktp38
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)
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Actually, I think he's got it down. He has figured out how to get other people to pay for the lifestyle he thinks he deserves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (WEBkv)

399 Wow. Apparently Schweizer is also reporting that Bernie funneled 10s of millions of taxpayer money to his family as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Nothing is happening

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (BqBId)

400 Damn skippy, that was the first time I ever saw a condom dispenser in the restroom too. Now that's class.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Soy at January 20, 2020 07:21 PM (+dsLj)
+++++++++++
Practice Safe Truck Stop Sex.

And if you're having trouble converting, you can usually get Spanish Fly and cologne from the same machine!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (1qrtS)

401 Ben Had, I think the library will comply. They do have copies of his other books, but as far as I can tell they haven't ordered this one yet.

On the form it asks how you know about this book (I can't remember the exact wording). I said "Amazon - it's the 'most anticipated' book on their list."

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (/669Q)

402 hey I found "1917" on the web
BBL

Posted by: DB at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (iTXRQ)

403 UMMMM I don't know if David Leavit sucks dick, BUT his Life Partner does
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 07:11 PM (BqBId)

It can't be David's though. David doesn't have a dick.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (d6Ksn)

404 G that's funny I was just on hot air this morning and allahpundit made no mention of his toothbrush affair

Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (aR6C/)

405
Just rockin' out, and I remembered this one, for the Horde...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0u83FELQpA

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:15 PM (uKj5K)

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Should have been more specific here.. it's for the 'ettes. THE 'ETTES. Any 'rons with titties need to keep 'em covered up.

This has been a PSA paid for by the Tits Council.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (uKj5K)

406 NOOO

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (uKj5K)

407 I'm starting to think Bernie isn't really serious about living by his socialist policies.

https://tinyurl.com/tsktp38

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:19 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++
That looks perfectly consistent with socialist policies and behaviors.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (1qrtS)

408 Barrel for Yud?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

409 Darn.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (WEBkv)

410 blake, I just want you to come to the MoMe and meet all the wonderful people of the Horde. Nothing else required.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (+w1IT)

411 JS: The cover of Schweizer's book features Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Corey Booker, Amy Klobuchar, and Liz Warren. I'm sure the book is filled with goodies on all of them.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (sGotD)

412 Professor Roy Hinkle.

"Hinkley," actually.

Now, what was he a professor of?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (Ki5SV)

413 I'm starting to think Bernie isn't really serious about living by his socialist policies.

https://tinyurl.com/tsktp38

Posted by: JackStraw


Yeah that little tidbit about Bernie's wife's friends running $83,000,000.00 through a media company they ran during the 2016 campaign seems big.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (2aX9r)

414 I kept the milk and substituted the Cheerios for chopped carrots. Same result, no more cereal.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (n13/j)

415 Turtleboy has been all over this jagoff

Journalist working at Marshall's (clothing store)
https://tinyurl.com/snrudqr

Stuff from ex-girlfriend
https://tinyurl.com/yx2ppzjk

Posted by: Turtle Rider


That's some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:08 PM (2aX9r)
*****************
Hahaha...This did not surprise me one bit.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (wiXsO)

416 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:22 PM (uKj5K)

Ummm!

Posted by: Das Barrel at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (BiNEL)

417 I told the guy, "Hey, it's open box, I should get a discount!'

Fortunately, he realized I was joking and laughed.
Posted by: blake

Try that in a Target restroom.

Posted by: Miklos, world of possibilities at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (QzkSJ)

418 LadyL, I am blessed. But your sparkling personality is the real draw.

Ben Had, you can possible wrangle an entire TXMoMeet working party at "Work on Ben Had's Ranch and Barn-Lifting" extra day. I'd put my name on the list, but no chainsaws.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (u82oZ)

419 Oh, and I also asked the library to buy the actual book as well as the ebook. Something for everyone.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (/669Q)

420 I'm baffled as to what this idiot hoped to accomplish. He couldn't have believed he was a victim of injustice. He couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

421 @408: "Barrel for Yud?"

I think instant self-correction means he only needs awkwardly stand next to the barrel for an hour or so, but not climb in.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (+oVP5)

422 nice recovery YD.

got poop?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 07:25 PM (d7Ww2)

423 blake, I just want you to come to the MoMe and meet all the wonderful people of the Horde. Nothing else required.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:23 PM (+w1IT)
-----------

Ben, my wife and I plan on attending and there's no way I'm not going to help with something. It is not in my DNA to sit around and let others do all the work.

At the very least, I'll stand around with a cup of joe and supervise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)

424 You must be a real loser when you screw up n Twitter, and an ex-girlfriend sticks a knife in you, then twists it until it breaks off in your torso.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (u82oZ)

425
Alice doesn't have a last name?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (2zMax)

426 >>JS: The cover of Schweizer's book features Kamala Harris, Bernie Sanders, Joe Biden, Corey Booker, Amy Klobuchar, and Liz Warren. I'm sure the book is filled with goodies on all of them.

The guy who co-authored Biden's memo to the media that the whole Ukraine thing is a conspiracy theory that has been debunked, Tony Blinked, worked in Obama's State Department while Hunter was sitting on the board of Burisma.

One of the things Burisma got for bribing the Biden's was access to the State Department.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)

427 The tooth brush was invented in Kentucky. Otherwise it would have been called a 'teethbrush'.

Posted by: Donald 'Ten Bears' Trump at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (Vy7tf)

428 418 LadyL, I am blessed. But your sparkling personality is the real draw.

Ben Had, you can possible wrangle an entire TXMoMeet working party at "Work on Ben Had's Ranch and Barn-Lifting" extra day. I'd put my name on the list, but no chainsaws.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (u82oZ)


If there is a work day for Ben Had, count me in!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (TdMsT)

429 At the very least, I'll stand around with a cup of joe and supervise.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:25 PM (WEBkv)


Sorry, you'll have to get in line and take a number!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)

430 I have chainsaw skills!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)

431 blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

Is the position for Bacon Wench still open? That is a high visibility position with some great incumbents.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (u82oZ)

432 I'm baffled as to what this idiot hoped to
accomplish. He couldn't have believed he was a victim of injustice. He
couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

they do this all the time. They are so into social media that they believe everyone loves what they do. Remember the guy that berated the Chick Fil A worker and thought it would make him a hero?
Remember the two guys that knocked over a famous rock formation in a national park and put it online? These people not only make fools of themselves or worse. But they then, at a later date, think it is a good idea to broadcast it to the world. The dumb burns.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (n13/j)

433 Cocaine Mitch has Chuck The Schmuck cryin' already

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (BqBId)

Cocaine Mitch wants to keep his judge train rolling along. Toot! Toot!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (vv8pr)

434 What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?

--

Is it Nelson?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 07:28 PM (JoUsr)

435 I think instant self-correction means he only needs awkwardly stand next to the barrel for an hour or so, but not climb in.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (+oVP5)

------

Nope. It's like the tilt in pinball. If the machine doesn't have time to register it, you're clear.

And: this is why why save tags are like bumper-bowling.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:28 PM (uKj5K)

436 David Leavitt seems like he would really enjoy a painting of a nekkid dwarf.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2020 07:28 PM (0V/8D)

437 What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?




Oh ! Good question !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

438 Oh and before going to the State Department he was Deputy Director of Obama's National Security Council.

Getting closer.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)

439 Jack Squat Bupkis

I say. What a low blow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

440 I'm baffled as to what this idiot hoped to accomplish. He couldn't have believed he was a victim of injustice. He couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:24 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
Oh, he easily could be. He's a journalist. That said, I don't think he thinks he's a victim of injustice. I think he thinks he can get away with this crap because he has a blue check and some social media followers.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (1qrtS)

441 Oh my gosh, I've been in that Marshall's where Leavitt worked/works a bunch of times. Its in Marshfield. I bet the Target is in Hanover, and I can see the McDonald's is in Marsh Vegas too. He's a South Shore boy!

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (/669Q)

442 421 Standing at attention next to the barrel is sufficient punishment for minor infractions, and should not exceed 2 hours. Also, three demerits will be logged in the record. Water and nourishment may be taken while on penalty tour.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (C1Lsn)

443
Is it Nelson?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 07:28 PM (JoUsr)



Close. Don't think that's it.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

444 Ocasio-Cortez: Trump Saying He'd Bomb Iranian Cultural Sites 'An Extension Of White Supremacy'

Ocasio-Cortez had a slur
E I E I O
And on that farm there was white supremacy
E I E I O
With a white supremacy here
A white supremacy there
Here a white supremacy
There a white supremacy
Ocasio-Cortez had a slur
E I E I O

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

445 David Leavitt seems like he would really enjoy a painting of a nekkid dwarf.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2020 07:28 PM (0V/8D)

FIXT

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (BiNEL)

446 What is Alice's last name (Brady Bunch)?









Oh ! Good question !

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

The Butcher?

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (n13/j)

447 Weasel, we don't have room to shoot down all those mesquite trees.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (+w1IT)

448 I am wrong. It is Nelson.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

449 got poop?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 07:25 PM (d7Ww2)

-------

Nurse, I've got so much poop that if I brought it to the prairie, it'd be a drug on the market. Vanessa's keeping it in Denver as a service to America's fertilizer producers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (uKj5K)

450 One of the things Burisma got for bribing the Biden's was access to the State Department.

Posted by: JackStraw

Blinken's father was Clinton ambassador to Hungary. Those people go back a ways.

Posted by: Miklos, it's a small world after all at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (QzkSJ)

451 The Butcher?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (n13/j)


Mrs. Butcher.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

452
Is the position for Bacon Wench still open? That is a high visibility position with some great incumbents.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (u82oZ)
--------
WW hopes to reclaim her title this year!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (MVjcR)

453 Sock off

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (8AONa)

454
Nelson, eh?

I did not know that!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (2zMax)

455
Professor Roy Hinkle.

"Hinkley," actually.

Now, what was he a professor of?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing


Obviously NOT naval architecture.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (aKsyK)

456 The Butcher?
Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 07:30 PM (n13/j)


Sam Salami

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (ABjxW)

457 The Horde has cornered the poop market?

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (QLPEO)

458
Here's another Business track that's especially germane at this moment. Tits-free. Serious stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bil86EvHmaQ

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (uKj5K)

459
What's Mr. French's first name?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (2zMax)

460 439
Jack Squat Bupkis



I say. What a low blow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:29 PM (u82oZ)
I'm feeling surly tonight.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (0V/8D)

461 Ha! I looked it up and I'm right. Alice Nelson. I think there is one lone episode where she says it.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (JoUsr)

462 433 Cocaine Mitch has Chuck The Schmuck cryin' already

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 20, 2020 06:52 PM (BqBId)

Cocaine Mitch wants to keep his judge train rolling along. Toot! Toot!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 07:27 PM (vv8pr)

Read the Trump Lawyers first response to the impeachment documents.

Epic takedown.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

463 Ben Had, do I need to try and get a chain saw through the checked baggage?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (BiNEL)

464 I like that this cashier got some cash out of this, but what is her tax liability here?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (xA3Xo)

465 >>> The guy who co-authored Biden's memo to the media that the whole Ukraine thing is a conspiracy theory that has been debunked, Tony Blinked, worked in Obama's State Department while Hunter was sitting on the board of Burisma.
~~~~~

Thick as thieves.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (sGotD)

466 What's Mr. French's first name?
Posted by: Soothsayer



Jamarcus?

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (QLPEO)

467 457 The Horde has cornered the poop market?
Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 07:31 PM (QLPEO)

Well, we are full of shit.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

468 What's Mr. French's first name?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (2zMax)
+++++++++++
No one cars except Buffy, and she's too young to address an elder by his first name...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (1qrtS)

469 459
What's Mr. French's first name?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:32 PM (2zMax)

Mr. of course.

Posted by: Jody at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (NgKpN)

470 Well, we are full of shit.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)


We ? Who is this we ?

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (zr5Kq)

471
Kuwabatake Sanjuro

Tsubaki Sanjuro

Yojimbo

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (3DZIZ)

472

What's Sgt Schultz's first name?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:33 PM (2zMax)

473 464 I like that this cashier got some cash out of this, but what is her tax liability here?
---
If it's treated as a gift, which seems right--there's no tax liability.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (sWM8x)

474 All chainsaw chaps are assless. This could work out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (LxqES)

475 It's not possible to believe Creepy Joe is honest. It's inconceivable.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

476 Hrothgar, Nah, rancherbob has all that covered.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (+w1IT)

477 Here's another Business track that's especially germane at this moment. Tits-free. Serious stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bil86EvHmaQ
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

That there is Armoured Train music.

Posted by: Miklos, getting up to speed at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)

478 Alice Nelson. Little known fact... I played George Glass on a couple episodes

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (flINI)

479 462 Didn't some MSM genius say Schiff is going to own Dershowitz?

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (C1Lsn)

480 What's Sgt Schultz's first name?



Ginger.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (QLPEO)

481 @472.


Sergeant.

He works for a living.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (VcFUs)

482 Can we just kick this asshole from human civilization and make him live out in the woods with the bears?

Posted by: Drew in MO at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (cGlgB)

483 The guy who co-authored Biden's memo to the media that the whole Ukraine thing is a conspiracy theory that has been debunked, Tony Blinked, worked in Obama's State Department while Hunter was sitting on the board of Burisma.

One of the things Burisma got for bribing the Biden's was access to the State Department.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
This will be interesting to see play out. Hunter walked into a sinecure in Ukraine while hos dad was machinating in Ukraine. His dad then went home and boasted - on video for cryin' out loud - about interfering in the Ukrainian government and judicial processes. Making that go away will be a neat trick. The enemy's absolute control of the media will help, but it will still be a challenge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (1qrtS)

484 >>>What's Sgt Schultz's first name?



Dave.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (VWp7G)

485 blake, I just want you to come to the MoMe and meet all the wonderful people of the Horde. Nothing else required.

Yep, she'll supply the ice, bathtub, scalpel, and the roofie to knock you out long enough to get that kidney extracted.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - forgetting to remove my socks. at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (SchxB)

486 Hrothgar, Nah, rancherbob has all that covered.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (+w1IT)


Well, just so you know, I have spent some time wielding a chain saw, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (BiNEL)

487 Ben Had, do I need to try and get a chain saw through the checked baggage?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
--------

Not if you are clever. Just attach it to your assault rifle.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (LxqES)

488 Coonmam Northam taking a victory lap.

Ralph Northam@GovernorVA
We are all thankful that today passed without incident. The teams successfully de-escalated what could have been a volatile situation. I will continue to listen to the voices of Virginians, and will do everything in my power to keep our Commonwealth safe.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

489 Can we just kick this asshole from human civilization and make him live out in the woods with the bears?
Posted by: Drew in MO at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (cGlgB)
-------------

What did we ever do to you?

Posted by: Bears in the woods at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (WEBkv)

490 Alistair i believe.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (flINI)

491 Since most of you talk about boring personal tripe I may as well do likewise: do any of you own Muck boots? Mrs H bought me a pair before we went to Denali this summer and my immediate reaction was "I need these like a third nut" and was proven correct. Fast forward to this morning with a shitload of snow and I wanted something that climate change wouldn't get inside *and* not inconveniently get untied when my fucking fingers were frozen. So I took the tags off the Mucks and voila PLUS they kept my feet warm. They're a pain to get off, particularly with my age driven diminished flexibility, but I got it done.

So any of you got those?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

492 Drew in MO,

Why should the bears have to suffer. move his ass in with refrigerator repairman injun.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (VcFUs)

493 His dad then went home and boasted - on video for cryin' out loud - about interfering in the Ukrainian government and judicial processes. Making that go away will be a neat trick. The enemy's absolute control of the media will help, but it will still be a challenge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (1qrtS)


They'll use the standard 'edited video!'

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (Y8PSl)

494 Drew in MO

No. Bears in the woods got standards. He is beneath that level.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (u82oZ)

495 Mike Hammer, all chaps are crotchless too.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (+w1IT)

496 481 @472.


Sergeant.

He works for a living.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (VcFUs)

But he owned a Toy company pre war, didn't he?

Shotzi or somehting like that?

Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (NgKpN)

497 Just leave him on Twitter where he belongs.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

498 Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
This will be interesting to see play out. Hunter walked into a sinecure in Ukraine while hos dad was machinating in Ukraine. His dad then went home and boasted - on video for cryin' out loud - about interfering in the Ukrainian government and judicial processes. Making that go away will be a neat trick. The enemy's absolute control of the media will help, but it will still be a challenge.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne)

Ukrainian officials have also verified that the prosecutor who was fired was fired ONLY because Biden demanded it, and he was not corrupt, but rather one of their top guys.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (2aX9r)

499 Giles

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (flINI)

500
Posted by: Miklos, getting up to speed at January 20, 2020 07:34 PM (QzkSJ)

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Indeed. I could put together an entire armored train playlist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (uKj5K)

501 BifBewalski

Good one. And cruel to the Indian, fur sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (u82oZ)

502 Ukraine is very, very, very corrupt.

Posted by: runner at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (zr5Kq)

503 do any of you own Muck boots?


There's supposed to be a pair next to the Barrel at all times.

OSHA regulations.

Posted by: Miklos, Regulator at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (QzkSJ)

504

This soy boy assclown David Leavit needs a dentist. I highly recommend Nevergiveup to work on him Larry Olivier in Marathon Man style

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (aVdBV)

505 Coonman is one of the worst passive-aggressive gamma males in this country.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (ykYG2)

506 Oberfeldwebel Hans Schultz


Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (2aX9r)

507 Ralph Northam@GovernorVA
We are all thankful that today passed without incident. The teams successfully de-escalated what could have been a volatile situation. I will continue to listen to the voices of Virginians, and will do everything in my power to keep our Commonwealth safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)
++++++++++++++
Allow me to translate for Governor Babykiller:

Although we are secretly disappointed that all of our efforts to create an out-of-control killing field in Richmond failed, we will now talk about how happy we are that nothing bad happened and sneak in some nasty verbal jabs about people who don't wish to live as slaves bound to their all-knowing and resplendent government.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (1qrtS)

508 488 Dear Guv. We came here, in the spirit of the Constitution, in legal protest. Some of us were armed, some not. No weapons were locked and loaded. This time.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (C1Lsn)

509

505 Bad Request 'ment

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (2zMax)

510 Don Q,

I'm am piss ignorant of sgt. Schultz's pre war job.

Probably involved looking the other way, whatever it was though.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (VcFUs)

511
Ralph Northam@GovernorVA
We are all thankful that today passed without incident. The teams successfully de-escalated what could have been a volatile situation. I will continue to listen to the voices of Virginians, and will do everything in my power to keep our Commonwealth safe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (+y/Ru)

-----------------

Knew that's the play he'd come up with.

Meanwhile, all of those scary rifles around the perimeter and not shot fired.

It's enough to make the MSM and DNC weep.

Northam went out of his way to antagonize people, and got bupkis. There was no political hay to be made from this and it should make the Dems a bit nervous.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (WEBkv)

512 but rather one of their top guys.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:38 PM (2aX9r

Go on.

Posted by: Buttgig at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (NSFCQ)

513 Look Ma, no Hans!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (aKsyK)

514 So any of you got those?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (y7DUB)


Buy your self a boot jack!

https://www.amazon.com/ Boot-Jack/s?k=Boot+Jack

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (BiNEL)

515 Hunter walked into a sinecure in Ukraine while hos dad was machinating in Ukraine.

HIS dad. Hos were what Hunter was machinating in Ukraine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (ykYG2)

516 >>>What's Sgt Schultz's first name?



Dave.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2020 07:35 PM (VWp7G)

I think the Red Army was more afraid of The Hammer than they were Sgt Schultz

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (wOWB+)

517 What's Sgt Schultz's first name?

Hans.

And he ran a toy company in civilian life.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (Ki5SV)

518 De minimus non curat lex.
IOW: Fuck you.

Posted by: The Law at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (JVsF0)

519 Look Ma, no glans!

Posted by: Qassim Suleimani at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (QLPEO)

520 This soy boy assclown David Leavit needs a dentist. I highly recommend Nevergiveup to work on him Larry Olivier in Marathon Man style
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (aVdBV)

There might be an amateur dentist who'd be willing to remove his teeth for him.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

521 HIS dad. Hos were what Hunter was machinating in Ukraine.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (ykYG2)
++++++++++
Yes, indeed. He shoulda kept it there and he could have skated away after knocking her up with no consequence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (1qrtS)

522 >>>I think the Red Army was more afraid of The Hammer than they were Sgt Schultz


We all were!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (VWp7G)

523 Right. Northams team deescalated.

He was ratcheting it up.

Dickweed.

Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

524 Oberfeldwebel Hans Schultz

Is that Staff Sergeant or Sergeant first class?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (VcFUs)

525 >>>Is that Staff Sergeant or Sergeant first class?


Wikipedia claims Master Sergeant.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 20, 2020 07:42 PM (VWp7G)

526 Have a great night everyone. May make it to the ONT.

Huzzah! My wife has cooked dinner. I have such a low threshold of pleasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

527
That there is Armoured Train music.
Posted by: Miklos
---------

Obligatory clip from Dr. Zhivago:

https://tinyurl.com/hcr92ck

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 07:42 PM (LxqES)

528 I think the Red Army was more afraid of The Hammer than they were Sgt Schultz

Posted by: Josephistan at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (wOWB+)


I saw Dave's brother, Ray, play in the minors. He was also a friendly sort on the ice, greeting other players' faces with his fists.

Posted by: RickZ at January 20, 2020 07:42 PM (Y8PSl)

529 So any of you got those?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 20, 2020 07:36 PM (y7DUB)

*********

Great if you're going to spend any amount of time around the barn.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:43 PM (flINI)

530 Nood.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at January 20, 2020 07:43 PM (4R6Rp)

531 Muck boots are for.posers.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 20, 2020 07:43 PM (L9P9s)

532 510 Don Q,

I'm am piss ignorant of sgt. Schultz's pre war job.

Probably involved looking the other way, whatever it was though.
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (VcFUs)

Yup, had to go look it up, he was President of the Schatze Toy Company.

And in a couple episodes talked about how he like Der Kaiser, but to say anything was treason, I know nuzting!

Posted by: Don Q at January 20, 2020 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

533 Right. Northams team deescalated.

He was ratcheting it up.

Dickweed.
Posted by: blaster at January 20, 2020 07:41 PM (ZfRYq)

He put together a killing field and nobody took the bait.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 20, 2020 07:43 PM (+aTLx)

534 Breaking - Red State in possession of Adam Schiff compromising photo with Ed Buck . . .

https://bit.ly/2TFSEoU
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)
--------------

Accusations are their own truth.

All that aside, in looking at the bug-eyed pencil necked freak, it wouldn't surprise me if he's actually guilty of this sort of thing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
*******************
One can only hope this has legs.
Katie Hill has to step down when Red State released her compromising photos.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (wiXsO)

535 496 510 There were a lot of pre war German toy makers. Heinkel Toys. Focke Wulf Toys. Mauserwerke Toys. Some even expanded and made airliners that could only carry four people and 5000 kg of luggage.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (C1Lsn)

536 Hos were what Hunter was machinating in Ukraine.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (ykYG2)
++++++++++
Yes, indeed. He shoulda kept it there and he could have skated away after knocking her up with no consequence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

The thing is, Ukraine has many much hotter ladies than the pole dancer Hunter knocked up.

Somethin' ain't quite right about that boy.

Posted by: Jed "Miklos" Clampettski at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

537 484 >>>What's Sgt Schultz's first name?

Dave.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

----

John

Posted by: Tonypete at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (Y4EXg)

538 So I wonder if FusionGPS @JakeTapper will take a look at the story of Bernie laundering $83,000,000 in campaign donations through a business run by his wife's friends.

Yeah, no.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (2aX9r)

539
Northam is one of the historically truly evil ones.

Like Pol Pot or Ted Bundy.

Yes, those two examples were chosen for a reason, to get both sides of the traitorous dreck.

A complete picture.

Northam is trying to start a riot. He deserves to live the rest of his life in misery.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 07:45 PM (sy5kK)

540 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (pNxlR)

More right than you know. Apparently he has (or *had* before banning all the people trolling it) a Twitch stream for Magic: the Gathering.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 20, 2020 07:45 PM (uquGJ)

541 I saw Dave's brother, Ray, play in the minors. He
was also a friendly sort on the ice, greeting other players' faces with
his fists.

Posted by: RickZ
=====
Meanwhile, we waited in the studio, hoping to get some recording done

Posted by: The rest of The Kinks at January 20, 2020 07:45 PM (8AONa)

542 Fortunately, and as expected, the sane 2A people were respectful citizens assembling peaceably and I think Coonman and Soros read the tea leaves and decided to not import the antifa professional disruption staff. But we should never let down our guard!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)

543 "successfully de-escalated"

This is the sort of gross, outrageous distortion and arrogance I was referring to earlier.

And remember, the criminals of C'ville (McAuliffe, C'ville mayor and police chief, maybe a few others) will never face even an investigation, much less accountability, for what they did (which people still almost universally do not know). Notwithstanding the civil rights investigation announced within hours by Sessions.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (El6T/)

544 Huzzah! My wife has cooked dinner. I have such a low threshold of pleasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 07:42 PM (u82oZ)

********

I only get joy from my daily bowel evacuations

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (flINI)

545 237
If you can stand it, Schweizer will be on Hannity tonight to preview the book.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 20, 2020 06:54 PM (ZLI7S)

---
Too bad. Hannity will never let him get a word in.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:55 PM (cfSRQ)


c'mon, that's not true.

Hannity won't cut him off until he gets 4 or 5 words into his response.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

546 Wyatt Erp,
That makes sense. He WAS the top sergeant at the camp.


I was 59th Ord Bde, between '83.5 &'87.8. Stationed in the 23rd Flaraketenbattlion with 18 other Americans. When/where were you?

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (VcFUs)

547 thing is, Ukraine has many much hotter ladies than the pole dancer Hunter knocked up.

Somethin' ain't quite right about that boy.
Posted by: Jed "Miklos" Clampettski at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (QzkSJ)

Ukraine does home some World class pole dancers. For real.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

548 Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 07:44 PM (2aX9r)

That's not important right now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (BiNEL)

549 Ralph Northam@GovernorVA

We are all thankful that today passed without incident. The teams
successfully de-escalated what could have been a volatile situation. I
will continue to listen to the voices of Virginians, and will do
everything in my power to keep our Commonwealth safe.




What a jagoff

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 07:48 PM (aVdBV)

550 Notwithstanding the civil rights investigation announced within hours by Sessions.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 20, 2020 07:46 PM (El6T/)

ZZZZZZZ!

Posted by: J B Sessionzzzz ex-AG at January 20, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)

551 Mr. French? victor

Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 20, 2020 07:49 PM (B+t5k)

552 Is being called a member of the kkk or a white supremacist never cause for legal action? Democrat scum fire those accusations with ridiculous freedom and lack of facts.

Has there ever been a member of the kkk who wasn't a Democrat?

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 20, 2020 07:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

553 There might be an amateur dentist who'd be willing to remove his teeth for him.

The dentist who worked on Big Chief Compressor Gauge isn't doing anything now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 20, 2020 07:52 PM (HaL55)

554 Bwahahahahahah.


BB, your nic hash is halal.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 20, 2020 07:53 PM (VcFUs)

555 BB, your nic hash is halal.

It's from the flick 2001. "I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 20, 2020 07:57 PM (HaL55)

556 Can I start a "Go Fund Me" to buy a tooth brush for David Leavshit? I will go for broke and get the 4 pack of them for him. The Gum brand, lets spare no expense.

Posted by: Picric at January 20, 2020 07:58 PM (nonGu)

557 504

This soy boy assclown David Leavit needs a dentist. I highly recommend Nevergiveup to work on him Larry Olivier in Marathon Man style
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 20, 2020 07:39 PM (aVdBV)

Is it safe?

Posted by: Fox2! at January 20, 2020 09:18 PM (qyH+l)

558 I believe she will be donating the money to charity.

Posted by: Aud at January 20, 2020 10:02 PM (uBywd)

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