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Buck:
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joe mannix:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Jonathan "Jessica" Yaniv Throws Fat Punches at Reporters, As Women Do
I'm starting to think Jonathan Yaniv isn't very ladylike at all!
J. Yaniv just punched me in the back of the head. Just spoke to police. Luckily there are two security cameras directly overhead at the courthouse. I need an advil. pic.twitter.com/3hfm2CfYhq
— Keean Bexte 🇨🇦🇭🇰 (@TheRealKeean) January 14, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: steevy at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: t-bird at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 14, 2020 01:19 PM (5Tbnt)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (GPBvT)
New hotness: I need a mani after I just decked that reporter. Also wax my balls.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: BignJames at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (RD7QR)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZhDlf7sOaE
Trump vs Comey. Ideological and religious background going back to the 1930s. Last 10 minutes on the religious part is quite interesting.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
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All accurate speech (like calling this crazy fucking thing a crazy fucking thing) is criminal hate-speech now!
Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (2s5VM)
It's real.
And I wonder if anyone is tracking this, or that it's being ignored because it would be "transphobic" and also, make one a target for an attack by a transwomen.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (AfNC5)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:20 PM (2s5VM)
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....he'd be schtupping with Bill Clinton???
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (8/eY3)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM
Apparently wearing blackface gets you elected Prime Minister.
Posted by: Flyguy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: NCKate at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (QLEJC)
Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (k4dH2)
Telling the truth is now a revolutionary act.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (1CjJc)
We have to wait five years?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (2s5VM)
J. Yaniv beat me under these two courthouse cameras. What are the odds the footage gets Epsteined?
https://tinyurl.com/t2vdphp
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (B7KlG)
There is no such thing as a "transwoman" (as described in the first sentence). One cannot be both centered in "trans" and yet polarized toward feminine or masculine, no sir, not by one iota.
Newspeak much?
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (u4/yY)
Should've told him, a la Charlie Murphy: "Get yo ass out my face, fat boy, 'fore I cut some Canadian bacon off ya back!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (AzW6q)
TOXIC TRANSCULINITY RIGHT THERE!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (ehiFZ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (AfNC5)
thanks alot One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Nicholson should be beat with a tire iron.
Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (nFwvY)
I read the article. Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?
As long as you have both French and English on your signs then anything goes.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: navybrat, mostly lurking at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (w7KSn)
I don't think I could bring myself to tweet out images of me getting myself tranhandled by that fatty weirdo.
Political points be damned.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (chFJH)
THIS thread and the LAST THREAD are totally intertwined.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:21 PM (8XRCm)
Like a disco otter!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (RD7QR)
Eh. Comrade?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (1s2j5)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (Mxv9c)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (dNzKv)
Oh. Gees.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (8/eY3)
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (U7k5w)
Slipping in 3rd? Oh, you have to see the trans woman.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: redsweater at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (NOf2B)
Posted by: Capt. SJW at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (4m/Ep)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM (2s5VM)
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Well..... it was a big fat hanging curve ball begging to get hit.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (8XRCm)
State of Texas regards hits about the head, neck and shoulders area as lethal force and you may respond accordingly.
Actually, 1st defensive use of the new CHL law was just that.
Gordon Hale v Kenny Tavai.
Might want to let that cocksucker know that.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (bd376)
31 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?
Shitty rock bands. French stuff. Shucking and jiving.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (u4/yY)
Crazy people.
Posted by: huerfano at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: Bernie "Speed Bag" Sanders at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (nFwvY)
Ken Kesey should be set to work on the Great American Dignity Canal. Now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: wth at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JEM at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (SaobD)
I have no idea.
I know it is illegal to pass a Tim Horton's without buying a crappy cup of coffee and a crappy donut, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (HaL55)
So a dude with long hair puts on some lipstick and we're supposed to pretend he's a woman. This new science fascinates me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Evi L. Bloggerlady at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (4kTo2)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (xZjSg)
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Wait...are you implying that perverts who would normally go to jail are using this transgender thing to enable their bad behaviors?
*faints*
I couldn't see that coming.
*finishes fainting*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (1CjJc)
Thanks for cheering me up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (DXT9A)
Cribou / Man Love.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (GPBvT)
It's only because there are haters out there, and because it's hard to get the caribou to stand still.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (RD7QR)
31 Just what exactly IS legal in Canada, anyway?
Shitty rock bands. French stuff. Shucking and jiving.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:25 PM (u4/yY)
Weaponized cheese curds
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (lKDd/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (JoUsr)
Not to letigimize the concept of Hatespeech (TM) at all, but it has always struck me that the additional fallacy of the whole concept is to assume that the expression of "hate" must have predated and motivated the act. That is, if a fat, bespectacled tranny were to do something particularly nasty to me and we got in an altercation I (or any human type individual) might, in anger, and in response, throw in any number of descriptive vituperatives, e.g. "you four eyed fucking freak, etc. " If there were people of different races or ethnicities involved, then it is also quite conceivable that one or more parties to a dispute might, in the course of an already escalated/angry situation, throw in some injudicious language that could (gasp) be construed as "racist.. homophobic..." etc.
But the whole Hatespeech (TM) concept assumes that any taint of Impermissible Thought expressed during any activity between humans is the "root cause" and most significant aspect of that interaction. Particularly in dealing with angry people, I think the language is more likely the effect, not cause of the interaction.
Again, the whole idea of escalting penalties based on this kind of tea leaf reading is absoluate cancer to law and free thought, but its just stupid cancer as well.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
If I have to act, I want scale.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (bd376)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: DB at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 14, 2020 01:22 PM
I'm surprised you're not thinking foie gras.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (4m/Ep)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (2s5VM)
@Breaking911 9m
California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)
BC Courthouse Sheriffs prioritize a predator's (J. Yaniv) ego over a reporter's right to be in - and report on - an open courtroom of international significance. Yaniv is currently seeking a publication ban, and the sheriffs are happy to assist with that, even in public places.
Video: https://tinyurl.com/yx4elnvg
Posted by: Tami at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (cF8AT)
So a dude with long hair puts on some lipstick and we're supposed to pretend he's a woman. This new science fascinates me
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM (kw5n
It's as valid as putting on the paper crown that came with your Junior Whopper and declaring yourself the Burger King.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:26 PM
We had some here in Minn. open up. Everyone was talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my local gas station.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)
Yaniv's actions: *aggressively walks towards then attacks reporter who is trying to walk away*
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:24 PM (iBBEC)
New guard at the Gulag.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (88+cf)
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And he should also do a strip-tease for the kiddies, so that he can show them his moobs: "Look kids at my titties! And I didn't even have to take synthetic hormones to get mine! They're all natural!"
Posted by: Big Mike and Barry Obama at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (k4dH2)
Yaniv and Smolletts need to collaborate...
Yaniv and Triggly Puff
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (XzVUd)
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On a studio album?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: dj3way at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (bhPL1)
Posted by: Brian Dennehy at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (4m/Ep)
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Xe is a transvictim.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (+y/Ru)
They seem to think they will be the ones in charge of fueling the helicopters.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (FIhRE)
@Breaking911 9m
California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Not seeing the issue. If it's not your bikes or yard, stay the F out.
Not hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (bd376)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM (9t0Zz)
@Breaking911 9m
California Couple Left Bikes In Yard To Lure Thieves, Beat Them With Baseball Bats And Posted Videos To YouTube: Police https://breaking911.com...
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)
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So, when the government completely cedes ground to criminals, vigilantism rises?
Uh...you could almost make a movie out of this.
Set it in the 70s, New York, maybe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)
John Nash's son used to do this, King of Antarctica, IIRC
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:27 PM (koNhm)
That's the point.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: runningrn at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (EZJ/Z)
Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:29 PM
Well done. I tip my fur bomber hat to you.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)
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"Splooge."
-David French
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (2s5VM)
(I keed, I keed. One of my Desert Island discs is "Black Noise" by the great Canadian band FM. Who were, you guessed it, a trio.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (H9cB7)
If that tranatee had taken a swipe at a fully padded goalie, three dudes would've cross-checked it with a stick.
But when the rhino charges outside the rink, dude runs away and films with his camera yelling stop, stop! like a little bitch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (chFJH)
Posted by: American Library Association at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (IttZ7)
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Too normal.
Needs to put on horns, makeup, glitter, etc.
Posted by: Bernie at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (J+mig)
John Nash's son used to do this, King of Antarctica, IIRC
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:30 PM (U7k5w)
I want to be king of Candyland and rule with an iron fist.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JoeB at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM
No static at all...
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (iBBEC)
Man, so many problems going about it this way...legal problems.
I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?
Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (GPBvT)
Demonizing the entire emotion of hate (except when directed at Emmanuel Goldstein, I mean OrangeManBad) is just a method of trying to make the population docile and easily ruled.
You can't love anything without hating its opposite. I love freedom and hate tyranny, no matter how much it tries to dress itself as freedom from responsibility.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (J+mig)
talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my
local gas station.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)
Canadians are trained from birth to politely accept mediocrity.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at January 14, 2020 01:23 PM (XzVUd)
Except Quebec, then it is French only. Probably my first introduction to laws for us and laws for them. Started there and worked its way south.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (6/uwW)
I coudn't agree more. I've been tempted to write a Hate Is Good Essay (a la Gordon Gecko) and spam it to the universe FWIW.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (koNhm)
talking about it. Tried it. Meh. Had better coffee and donuts from my
local gas station.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (iBBEC)
Canadians are trained from birth to politely accept mediocrity.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
I just can't talk bad about poutine.
Pot roast gravy on french fries? Yes please.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (bd376)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (yhf6w)
I agree about this type of baiting but I still think booby traps should be legal.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (u4/yY)
A blow to the back of the head can kill and I will respond in kind.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:33 PM (H9cB7)
https://bit.ly/2Trrv91
Are you listening, Stephen King?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (I2dne)
I like boobies.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (GPBvT)
Oh? What do you call woman from Transylvania, huh?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
Sugartits. Same as in town.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (bd376)
Elvira.
You will now ask Zod another question.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: jwm at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (HnUoF)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM
He needs a dipstick consultant. IE: You HAVE one, you're fat and ugly and a guy. STFU.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: and the Party Monsters at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM (9t0Zz)
I have no beef with beating up thieves. But, man...creating an attractive nuissance with the intent to assault. Then recording it and posting it?
Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett
CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?
That state?
Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)
He's not a she.
Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (pPNCa)
"more women and minorities should have been sent into an insane meatgrinder in Europe!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)
Weird that a far right website doesn't buy into the Joo hate.
Maybe he'll rethink his assumptions?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
It's the fuel of Steelhead Fisherman up there!
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (BqBId)
"more women and minorities should have been sent into an insane meatgrinder in Europe!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (KZzsI)
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Maybe it's more of a plea that the newest Bonnie and Clyde ripoff should have been nominated for Best Picture.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
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Haha!
Good one!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (oBfF8)
Sounds like you have tiny dick anger syndrome .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)
J. Yaniv beat me under these two courthouse cameras.
The shame of this would keep me from sharing on twitter.
Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
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Haha!
Good one!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (oBfF
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I'll be here all week. Tip your waitresses, and try the veal.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (zZbCU)
Not a chance. He'll probably just assume that were speaking in code or something.
Whatever it takes to reinforce his delusional worldview.
Don't forget to feed the badger.
Posted by: Cato, Secret Templar at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (6/uwW)
It's the fuel of Steelhead Fisherman up there!
Years ago I used to work at one of the border ports and the truck drivers coming over would often be chowing some down. That's when I first discovered it. I gave a driver buddy some dough to pick an order up for me because it looked so good. After that, I was hooked.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Marlin Perkins at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (88+cf)
I like boobies.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:34 PM (GPBvT)
You don't need to trap them, just calm them down.
Posted by: tits at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (I2dne)
Perfectly sane. Also, a pedophile.
Posted by: Cheri at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (oiNtH)
>That state?
?Seems like juries might have a roll to play here.
Yeah - A Criminal Sanctuary State. California.
Long odds this sees a Jury.
The DA will charge them with 1st Degree Attempted Manslaughter and 1000 other charges and they will settle for Jail Time and Fines / Restitution.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (1g7ch)
Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett
CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?
That state?
Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)
Police charged the couple with assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9PLdy)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9t0Zz)
Make crap films, get crap response. Despite all their posturing, the oscars are still about the craft of film making for most awards and still is broken up by male and female.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (sGtp+)
You don't need to trap them, just calm them down.
Posted by: tits at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (YqED9)
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Hard truth.???
Tits ARE the trap....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (8XRCm)
lock this sick flucker up please Canada.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: x at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: klinger, corporal USArmy at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (yu4yz)
On second thought... nevermind.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:35 PM
Leather fur lined hat us northern folk wear. Think of the dad from Christmas story. Not a finga!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: garrett
I honestly don't get "attractive nuisance".
My bike. My yard. Stay the fuck out.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (bd376)
Well two out of three doesn't sound so bad
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Glenn Miller at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)
Make crap films, get crap response. Despite all their posturing, the oscars are still about the craft of film making for most awards and still is broken up by male and female.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (KZzsI)
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I want the Academy to react by suddenly adding new nominees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:40 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (2s5VM)
Cant spell JewishBolshevik without Banana Splits Guy
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (8XRCm)
Sounds like you have tiny dick anger syndrome .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)
*******
Nah him & his life partner are LARP's he dresses up as Eva Braun & he dresses up as Adolf Hitler & they mine each other's harbor
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)
"Yah, yah, oh yah"
--Truck Stop Hookers from Fargo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (KZzsI)
Just asking for some jail time. Doubly so in a Criminal Sanctuary State like California.
Posted by: garrett
CA? You mean the state that made it impossible to have cops arrest a thief for stealing anything under $950?
That state?
Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)
Police charged the couple with assault with a deadly weapon.
Posted by: Deep State 368 at January 14, 2020 01:39 PM (9PLdy)
Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (2s5VM)
darn failed cut n paste, ruined the joke
"Yah, yah, oh yah"
--Truck Stop Hookers from Fargo
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (KZzsI)
The only thing they did wrong was posting the video. The law is an ass.
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (C6xK8)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (Qf83p)
*******
Exclusive: Iranian Arrested Near Mar-a-Lago with Machete Is a Refugee
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)
Yeah, even outside of CA baiting a trap like this is a big old no-no. Now, if they had the bikes in their garage and the thieves had broken in, well, different story. But this is a crime.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
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I think it shouldn't be.
Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: bonhomme
Mazel Tov!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)
No green beer though, right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:42 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
Where is the line drawn on "baiting a trap" or "attractive nuisance?"
For example, say you were to put green virtue-signaling placards up on your house/yard that say, "this house is a proud gun-free zone" but it isn't true. Burglars think you're a mark and break in. You're home and you blast them when they do.
Did you bait a trap? Or is it simple freedom of speech?
I haven't done this and don't to, but the nuance makes me curious.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)
You spelled "sleeper cell" incorrectly.
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:28 PM (UdCe2)
Is that bad?
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (2DOZq)
>My bike. My yard. Stay the fuck out.
Seriously?
I haven't read this story, but if you are USING THE BIKE AS BAIT you have created an 'Attractive Nuisance' to lure in somebody, no?
You, me, anyone normal doesn't hop into a running car and drive off with it...but the Law will make an exception for someone who does. Again, I am not approving of this just acknowledging it.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:31 PM (2s5VM)
Nah. Shania Twain's "Man! I feel like a woman."
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (a/dOO)
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (bd376)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (RD7QR)
The only thing they did wrong was posting the video. The law is an ass.
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (eAZVt)
My property. Not your property. Wherever that is.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (Vy7tf)
She went from a He\She to a heifer...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (2s5VM)
Have to remember the role, live the role, act the role . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (2DOZq)
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
No
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
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Only if Buffalo Bill was played by a real tranny, Clarice was turned into a man and made the antagonist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (zZbCU)
That state?
Seems like juries might have a roll to play here. And I don't mean sesame.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 14, 2020 01:36 PM (UdCe2)
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That law cracks me up. The times a buy something over $950 are pretty rare. If they had this law in CO, most of my expenses would be free.
Also... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jaime Gumb at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: bonhomme
Mazel Tov!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:41 PM (bd376)
No green beer though, right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
#TwoMonths!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (bd376)
He says (via Townhall) that Nanzy P. withheld sending impeachment articles for this long because she wants to take Bernie out of Iowa for as long as possible, as the final days countdown to the Iowa caucuses. According to McCarthy, the DNC is anxioously trying to swing the election to Creepy Uncle Joe, on the grounds that (warts and all) at east he isn't a Marxist.
Excellent claim! It plays right into the lefty victim mentality!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (O8SrN)
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They could be good citizens and try to contact the homeowner first. Identifying themselves as lawmen would be a nice step too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Boy/L)
Leaving a trap on your own property? Just stepping on my yard to take something from it is a form of invasion. I have every right to defend my property whether it's on my yard or in my house. Whether I put it there on purpose or not is not really the issue.
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
The reason traps, and especially thing like spring guns, are so very illegal are they're the number one way to kill and maim relatives, firemen, and police officers who are called to the property for any reason.
If a cop or a firemen gets injured because you left an illegal trap on your property, be prepared to spend the rest of your life in prison.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
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Only if Buffalo Bill was played by a real tranny, Clarice was turned into a man and made the antagonist.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:47 PM (zZbCU)
It puts the wax on the testicles or it gets the hose.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
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Probably.
But Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian and Airplane could not.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
I'd give the couple a reward if I were on the jury.
But I'll never be on the jury. Always fail the question, Have you ever been the victim of a crime?
I start with when my bike was stolen when I was eight and need extra paper to complete all the other shit no matter how petty...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (CMrar)
He says (via Townhall) that Nanzy P. withheld sending impeachment articles for this long because she wants to take Bernie out of Iowa for as long as possible, as the final days countdown to the Iowa caucuses. According to McCarthy, the DNC is anxioously trying to swing the election to Creepy Uncle Joe, on the grounds that (warts and all) at east he isn't a Marxist.
Excellent claim! It plays right into the lefty victim mentality!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (LISuA)
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Oh, that's a fun scenario.
Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (JFO2v)
I read a case where a guy got robbed weekly and finally had enough, took an old box spring and plugged it into the wall under where they kept breaking in.
Came in the next morning to a crispy critter on the springs.
He got into quite a bit of trouble for that one.
Possibly apocryphal, but I heard it was true.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 01:43 PM (BqBId)
He probably thought Iran was too secular.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (zZbCU)
Stop resisting! (Bang, one dog down)
Stop resisting! (Bang, second dog)
Oh! Wrong address? Sorry, well, kinda, no, not really.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (O8SrN)
I love visiting Canada land. There is a diversity in food choices you don't get anywhere around here in Seattle. The spices you smell and the languages you hear while walking down the street in downtown Vancouver are all different. the faces you see are happy and secure. It really is a pleasant mish mash of humanity, all getting along and living together. That's why this whole tranny thing is such news there. He, Jonathan Yaniv, is seeking to destroy what makes Canada such a great place to visit.
plus the exchange rate is glorious.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: eleven
This is Hole we're speaking of. Is there really a difference?
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (2GPSc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (2s5VM)
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:45 PM (bd376)
Attractive nuisance laws generally pertain to leaving hazardous stuff that's interesting to children out and accessible.
The most relevant consideration from what I've heard here is premeditated assault.
Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (9PapW)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (O8SrN)
+++++
Usually on the weekends. Socialists are so much more fun - the arguments just before their exit can be exhilarating...
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (zL/eJ)
After seeing Underwater over the weekend, anything with a coherent plot in Hollywood is at risk.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Not Cory Booker at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (ZZEwZ)
But, I'm sure most law books and state laws disagree with me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
The cite is always a, for example, fireman, or LEO who has a valid reason to enter your property and springs the trap.
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Not talking "trap" as in booby trap. Trap as in, " you fell for it and trespassed".
Even then, cop of fireman has no legit business to enter my property to steal a bile.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:50 PM (bd376)
Sometimes people conceal boards with nails in them under leaves, and put something that attracts indignation or avarice within the board-cordon.
This has been known to happen.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (u4/yY)
Probably.
But Animal House, Blazing Saddles, Life of Brian and Airplane could not.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:48 PM (8XRCm)
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The Lion King with its original cast could not.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (CMrar)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (dNzKv)
New hash. Same pig.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1CjJc)
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Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
They could keep Scar and the Hyenas as crackers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)
That reminds me... Instapundit posted this link a couple days ago, about rogue #Resistance judges. It's from a blog call Conservative Review.
1) I don't know the blog, and b) I haven't researched this content, so I can't vouch for its accuracy, but if true it would seem to be a yuge, bigly winning campaign issue for the Trumpmeister.
https://tinyurl.com/tneun7g
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Stormfront Feldwebel at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (BrfST)
New hash. Same pig.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (1CjJc)
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Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
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Flipping through VPN channels.
Regular commenters who use VPNs are going to feel some pain.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
That's unpossible, it's like someone ignored the commands of govt. or something.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (cEsBM)
They could keep Scar and the Hyenas as crackers.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (KZzsI)
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This is true, but Scar would need to be played by Alec Baldwin doing his Trump impression.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
The main catch is from the street to your front door. Usually an open space so fair game for anybody to walk up or through yard. This is one reason why (when you get out of the HOAs) a lot of property has the front yard fenced in, gate at the driveway, no treasonpassing signs every five feet, etc.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (dNzKv)
I read an article a while back about some guy in Europe (Belgium?) who hated his family. So he wrote up his will with all the cool stuff in his house allotted to them, rigged the whole place with dozens of booby-traps, and waited. He figured after he died, they'd come along with the executor to pick over his belongings, and go kablooie.
Fly in the ointment was, he forgot about one of them and he went kablooie instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Someguy
So, they bragged about it on youtube
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)
Fuck off back to the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: CrustyB at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ToSAM)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (m45I2)
It'll have a nutty aroma...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:51 PM (8XRCm)
Probably a room full of the little fagalas chortling over pwning the comments section.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Someguy
So, they bragged about it on youtube
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)
Nobody understands the value of plausible deniability these days.
Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (9PapW)
It's ok, it's not like the Canadian government is singling this person out for protection and destroying other's lives to coddle it.
No, nothing to see there. When is drag queen story time?
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (CMrar)
Posted by: josephistan at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Izzlo)
The fate of almost all bombers. Poisoners eventually get themselves too if they keep it up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: JewishBolshevik at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (jjR70)
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Oh my gawd Tidepod.
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ofF
Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:54 PM (Kpl3J)
My word as a Briden, I didn't know that was wrong.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Izzlo)
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Didn't she win an Olympic medal in the 70's??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020
*
*
Her hairstyle was a big favorite of Buffy Summers'.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (Ejm1K)
I'm deep in a fight with our uber leftist Mayor and his cabal of spandex butt boy bikers to return our main road to 4 lanes after they road-dieted it and cut EMT access for the hospital.
Would you guys go here : https://tinyurl.com/uhdtue9
and vote to restoring the road? The national bike lobby is running up the numbers on the keep the stupid bike lanes (they could have both but progressives).
dagny
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (nRWPy)
Banks break the law every time they get robbed by putting a dye bomb in with the money?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (Vy7tf)
Now a a die bomb might be illegal.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Can't we keep him and play with him?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (bd376)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
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Here's another one I don't get. Assuming you comply with basic humanity, it's illegal to mine your own property. If I have a high fence around my property and post placards indicating the presence of a mine field, I should be allowed to mine my property. But nope, illegal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)
Ok boys.... we got a pro here. This is one of them there Soros funded trolls.
Posted by: fixerupper
Just wait till mini-Mike puts his billion into the race.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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I hope he doesn't know about my opinion of Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)
Interesting spin on "That's how you got Trump"
You want more Jessicas? Because this is how you get more Jessicas!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv)
Could Silence of the Lambs be made today? Serious question.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 14, 2020 01:46 PM (AfNC5)
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Saw a headline yesterday that CBS has greenlit a sequel TV series called "Clarice" -- which will likely be #WokeAF. I wonder if Brie Larson is available?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (ihuvE)
This has been known to happen.
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Or, to put a trick step on the staircase, that breaks away with a board below the riser with 12d ringshank nails at odd angles. That way, anyone not in the know (crooks, cops, census takers) gets stuck to the house.
This, too, has been known to happen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Boy/L)
And moats full of sharks with lasers on them, right out!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
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Via Pinochet Airways?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Mammals would work. Steak eaters. Utensil users. Two legged peoples.
Posted by: Someguy at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (9PapW)
Posted by: Greg61 at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (mwa8L)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)
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Dude... your famous for that. Did you knowyou have a whole sub reddit in your honor??
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF
Of course, they're the best!
Posted by: CN at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah. This is a hard place to drive by, though. Most here are pretty conservative but it is a very diverse place in general. Gotta know the road, and they rarely do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (1ISKN)
You disgusting people with your eyeballs and oxygen breathing!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (dNzKv
Not exactly....
Posted by: Jessica Rabbit at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
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Via Pinochet Airways?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (oBfF
It'll cost a couple bucks more, but the service is worth it.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (O8SrN)
We still talk to you even after that...
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (2s5VM)
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It's really just charity, but I have to take what I can get.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:57 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 14, 2020 01:56 PM (Boy/L)
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Hey.... he's allowed his opinion on Prometheus....
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (2s5VM)
Dearest Morons,
I'm deep in a fight with our uber leftist Mayor and
his cabal of spandex butt boy bikers to return our main road to 4 lanes
after they road-dieted it and cut EMT access for the hospital. Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (nRWPy)
Wait--there's a bike lane that cuts in front of EMT access? The potential for a deadly collision currently exists? And you want to ameliorate this?
Zod will not sign your silly petition, woman.
Go do-nate your kar. Do it. To-day.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: OhGawd at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (Zkvw/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...Brutal Statist at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (wYseH)
As soon as Ace gets out of the Magnesium Bath, I am sure he will Ban the jerk.
Possibly himself, too.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (bKPAB)
Posted by: Someguy
So, they bragged about it on youtube
Posted by: Jean at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (B7KlG)
Nobody understands the value of plausible deniability these days.
Posted by: Someguy
I laid the bike down and went inside to get a drink. Came out as he was trying to steal it. Beat his ass. Buddy said it was funny and I should put it up on YouTube.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (bd376)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 14, 2020 01:53 PM (ofF
Whattya say, we do a GoFundMe to send him on an all expense paid Gulag vacation?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (O8SrN)
The otters are ready and lonely...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: barbarausa at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
and vote to restoring the road?
Done.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 14, 2020 01:58 PM (9t0Zz
restore. then crusher for bikes
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: rickb223--
Who's got the laser pointer?
Posted by: FrodoB
We need a Joo pointer.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (bd376)
Posted by: Greta Stupidcunt at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Stormfront Feldwebel at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (BrfST)
Possibly himself, too.
"In today's top news, Smart Military Blogger and Star Wars fursuit afficiando bans entire blog. Film at 11"
--TV News
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
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You don't have them go completely out there right away. You start with something that the group would actually probably agree with easily, and then move from there.
This guy started with the rejected portions of The Elder of Zion for being too extreme, and kept going.
That's probably good for a quick jolly, but not much else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (zZbCU)
with basic humanity, it's illegal to mine your own property. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)
Excuse, but this is the amateur at work.
The professional invests in binoculars and, by the light of the moon, mines his neighbor's yard.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
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Why, you couldn't be talking about "Zkvw/" could you?
Nah, that'd be too obvious.
(although I concede that it could the same person who, after moving to the next stop on his VPN round-robin, changed his nick to try a different tack. Not that is actually matters much which of those is true)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Otters everywhere at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (45lFm)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
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Well ...... those assholes shorted the market right after Trumps election..... so..... they're a little short on disposable income right now...
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
They probably do it pro bono, you know a clever group of rocket science level halfwits, providing support for each other in their quest for, something or other.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (O8SrN)
Oh, that's a fun scenario.
Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
His heart goes "pitter-patter-pitter-patter-urk-thud" when he gets angry. And when his heart goes "urk-thud" cities burn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (dNzKv)
The right of self defense does not generally include defense of property as property is not accorded the same level of protection by society as a human. Property, itself, has no rights. Thus, aside from a few jurisdictions, potentially lethal self-defense by a person for property offenses is considered an unreasonable use of force.
Police, obviously, operate under different rules but Tennessee v. Garner indicates that police are not allowed to use lethal force to detain fleeing felons for property crimes.
Thus, clearly marked tall fences with razor wire, electrically charged wires in a few cases (nuclear power plants,defense installations etc.), might be allowed under the law in specific applications to dissuade individuals from high value targets.
Booby traps are not because a) they are indiscriminate, b) traps have no volition themselves but the person setting them does, c) for it to be self defense, the person laying the traps would have to have something that triggered it only when under direct assault.
The gray area are things like pepper spray bombs, dye marking, etc. by automated devices--what might be problematic is if the perp died as a result. Occasionally burglars have sued and won damages from the people that they have burgled if they are injured as a result of the homeowner's actions or leaving a dangerous condition uncorrected such as a live ground etc.
Kevin, as an adult in the Home Alone movies doing those actions would be going to prison for a pretty long time.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)
Yeah, I mean you could start with "sometimes Jews are annoying with how they vote!" instead of "the filthy joo is responsible for my uneven tire wear and the return of the black plague in Montreal!!!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Oh, that's a fun scenario.
Make Bernie angry. He turns red when he's angry.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 01:49 PM (zZbCU)
His heart goes "pitter-patter-pitter-patter-urk-thud" when he gets angry. And when his heart goes "urk-thud" cities burn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (hLRSq)
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Not a prediction:
Bernie gets a clear path to the nomination after Super Tuesday. Nothing can stop him.
He has another heart attack and dies (completely naturally).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (2s5VM)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Someguy
Absolutely. I can't have much sympathy for the people involved because they were such idiots to a) take a video of what they were doing, and b) post it online and brag about it.
I understand having to explain difficult legal concepts to people. I don't understand having to tell people "hey don't video yourself doing illegal shit and then send your video to the cops."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (dNzKv)
Ah, a metaphysical question! I'm going to go with slightly more roomy and with better air flow, but otherwise very much alike.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)
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This is a nice explanation, thank you.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (zZbCU)
Has EVERYONE forgotten the Heart Attack!?
How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (GPBvT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:00 PM (KZzsI)
They probably do it pro bono, you know a clever group of rocket science level halfwits, providing support for each other in their quest for, something or other.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 14, 2020 02:01 PM (O8SrN)
I see leftist halfwits in cheerleader uniforms going "Sis boom bah, rah rah rah, gooooo antisemitic douchebaggery! Yaaaaaaay!" It's a horrific vision.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (dNzKv)
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Yeah, he makes the Battlestar Galactica look svelt by comparison.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM
Oooh, which one?
Posted by: Shep MSNBC Holster at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (iBBEC)
Kind of the opposite of "dont talk to the po po" really. FILM IT AND SHOW EVERYONE!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Sorry you're so busy on this one, COBs. I'll hit the tip jar in hopes it can turn into a beer for you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (I2dne)
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And there's talk of bikes in this thread.
Posted by: Glenn Miller at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (dNzKv)
One piece of legal reasoning I'd like to see return is that used for cattle rustlers getting the death penalty (you're taking a man's livelihood, so capital punishment). If you steal tools or work trucks you should get the bullet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
That really cheers me up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)
That really cheers me up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)
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"Me too!"
-Stacy Abrams
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Chris M at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (eAZVt)
Can't we keep him and play with him?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 01:55 PM
Fine. But you have to feed and walk it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ejd/p)
As it happens, I think we have a lot in common: Liberals against the wall, the media dragged out into the street, billionaires getting stomped.
I mean, yes I'm going to fight the revolution, but it's refreshing to have the enemy out in the open. If they want to play the music, I'll dance along.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (iBBEC)
They have Biden, Bernie and Liz.
Barring an extremely agressive yeast infection, Liz is the only one who might live out a Term!?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (GPBvT)
Fine. But you have to feed and walk it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (ejd/p)
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AND CHANGE ITS BEDDING!! AND DO NOT THROW THAT SHIT IN THE BARREL!!
Posted by: fixerupper at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (8XRCm)
The jihadi's have been launching rockets almost every other day.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (1ISKN)
The right of self defense does not generally include defense of property as property is not accorded the same level of protection by society as a human. Property, itself, has no rights. Thus, aside from a few jurisdictions, potentially lethal self-defense by a person for property offenses is considered an unreasonable use of force.
Police, obviously, operate under different rules but Tennessee v. Garner indicates that police are not allowed to use lethal force to detain fleeing felons for property crimes.
Thus, clearly marked tall fences with razor wire, electrically charged wires in a few cases (nuclear power plants,defense installations etc.), might be allowed under the law in specific applications to dissuade individuals from high value targets.
Booby traps are not because a) they are indiscriminate, b) traps have no volition themselves but the person setting them does, c) for it to be self defense, the person laying the traps would have to have something that triggered it only when under direct assault.
The gray area are things like pepper spray bombs, dye marking, etc. by automated devices--what might be problematic is if the perp died as a result. Occasionally burglars have sued and won damages from the people that they have burgled if they are injured as a result of the homeowner's actions or leaving a dangerous condition uncorrected such as a live ground etc.
Kevin, as an adult in the Home Alone movies doing those actions would be going to prison for a pretty long time.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:02 PM (EUDB2)
That might be true in the state you live in. In OK we're given wide latitude in defending our property.
Posted by: Sooner at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (RD7QR)
The sad, grotesquely obeseshut-in just sits in the house his mommy left him, in his gated community in Culver City, railing away endlessly on Twitter for an audience of tens.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 14, 2020 02:07 PM (H9cB7)
How the fuck do you nominate and (gods please, no) elect a walking timebomb like that?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 02:04 PM (GPBvT)
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It matches quite well with Biden CRANIAL ANEURISM!!
Posted by: Hillary Fucking Rodham Clinton at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (8XRCm)
I saw this show on the nature channel, there's a lizard out there that shoots blood out his eyes, it was bad ass!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (l4C/z)
Troll certainly doesn't have spelling "Suporemecy."
had lunch at Salad Soupremacy once, back in the noughties. it was meh.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (sGtp+)
If a Western "tourist" steals David Hogg from Bangkok Mike's All-Nite Playtime Dance Disco Boy-Glitter Party Klub, does Bangkok Mike have cause to pull the trigger?
By your logic, he would seem to.
Posted by: Zod at January 14, 2020 02:08 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 14, 2020 02:09 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 14, 2020 02:09 PM (FIhRE)
Bernie gets a clear path to the nomination after Super Tuesday. Nothing can stop him.
He has another heart attack and dies (completely naturally).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 14, 2020 02:03 PM (zZbCU)
And then Mini-Mike Bloomberg tries to take the nomination as Hillary! descends with her Army of Flying Blumenthals. Complete Chaos in Milwaukee as Bernie-Bros go Burny-Bro in grief, rage, confusion, and stupidity. Mayor and Governor, after seeing Baltimore, decide to stand down, completing political suicide. A flow of refugees head for Chicago and are resettled on the South Side, providing sport for the locals. Not to be outdone, San Francisco decides to go Thunderdome.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 14, 2020 02:10 PM (hLRSq)
*******
Amy Ratto on Twitter: "@LisaMei62 So here's the co-founder of Area 1 Security, who determined the Russia hack. What do you see?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 14, 2020 02:12 PM (BqBId)
>That state?
?Seems like juries might have a roll to play here.
Yeah - A Criminal Sanctuary State. California.
Long odds this sees a Jury.
The DA will charge them with 1st Degree Attempted Manslaughter and 1000 other charges and they will settle for Jail Time and Fines / Restitution.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 01:38 PM (GPBvT)
And remember Swallowswell was an ADA is Alameda County. Training ground for these socialists.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 02:13 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 14, 2020 02:05 PM (dNzKv)
So that was who was doing that.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 02:13 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 14, 2020 02:06 PM (AzW6q)
I see a monologue by one of the founders stating that 'property' crimes was cause for summary execution (even so much as a penny worth) of the perp. Assault was only worthy of proportionate response. The founders like themselves a good macho fistacuff now and then.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 14, 2020 02:17 PM (1g7ch)
Things were close enough back then in the settling of the country with little surplus keeping people alive so that the principle was that innocent people should not be punished by the actions of a criminal even by such as theft of common property.
Thus, harsh penalties were allowed because society did not have the surplus to tax for supporting folks in prison generally, deterrence, and to eliminate the genetic pool of people disposed to crime one by one.
Nowadays, we have police and insurance so that society does not have to extract vengeance via self-justice and so the courts and legislatures have made it a crime for vigilante justice absent a threat to someone's life or serious threat to their health.
That would probably soon change in the absence of both police and insurance if times suddenly got really hard. Anarchy is unstable and usually replaced by draconian law and order as people's mercies tend not to be soft-hearted in bad times.
Posted by: whig at January 14, 2020 02:17 PM (EUDB2)
In pretty much every state in the Union, the force used to repel a crime must be reasonable and proportional to the assault given. Texas has a well known statute that permits lethal force given to repel property assaults under certain conditions. People have been convicted when a jury finds their application of force is unreasonable and not proportional to the threat.
Here is the thing, generally anything done to anyone else in a violent manner is a crime, however, it is justified under the law in certain conditions. The presumption is that using force against someone is a crime that is rebuttable by evidence that the force was justified that is submitted by the accused by statute and/or caselaw.
This flips the burden of proof on the defendant to prove their actions justified rather than the state having the burden. To get the justification, you have to admit to committing a crime, so to speak, but that under statute or case law that it was justified, reasonable, and proportional to the offense.
I would suggest reading up on self defense laws including cases in your state rather than simply the caselaw. Andrew Branca's Law of Self Defense is a good place to start or Mitch Vilos's book. Also check Mas Ayoob's book on the legal implications of self defense.
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All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)