EMT 01/05/20

Another Sunday Morning EMT for discerning morons.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:00 AM

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1 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 05, 2020 06:00 AM (zlgJP)

2 Good morning horde

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)

3
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2020 06:01 AM (DUIap)

4 Morning, Horde.
What's goin' on?

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 05, 2020 06:02 AM (+J//Q)

5 Good Morning Morons today is Sunday, January 5, 2020, . On this date in 1919 the German Workers' Party, which would later become the Nazi Party, was founded in Munich.

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

6 Trump issues a stern warning to Iran. They have to realize they are not messing with Jimmy Peanut.

https://tinyurl.com/yx2cyjcv

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)

7 Blacks appear to be abandoning the Democrat Party or Trump. This is why the Democrats want open borders.

https://tinyurl.com/ultacdr

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

8 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Good news: Quasim Soleimani , dead as dead can be

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 06:04 AM (ZCEU2)

9 RAMIREZ

https://tinyurl.com/td9byxf

And that's it for today. Nothing out there today.

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)

10 Mornin', all. Thanks, Vic

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2020 06:05 AM (Z/jzm)

11 Another melting of the snow here, allows me to stay in shoveling shape by raking leaves!
Early start on spring cleanup.
At least I'm caught up on the dog dirt, for a nice change.

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 05, 2020 06:05 AM (+J//Q)

12 So, is the General's retirement party winding down?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:08 AM (tT0V4)

13 Well I woke up Sunday Morning

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:10 AM (JFO2v)

14 Everything out there this morning was the Democrats and their lackeys bitching about Trump killing that terrorist SOB.

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:12 AM (mpXpK)

15 I see that dckhead non football player said something about black and brown people terrorized by Trump.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:13 AM (JFO2v)

16 So I guess I'm discerning.

Something.

Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2020 06:13 AM (oZuI0)

17 politicalclownparade.blogspot.iran flies red flag of revenge
https://tinyurl.com/wrgookv
As Leftists said, now you really pissed them off

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)

18 5 Good Morning Morons today is Sunday, January 5, 2020, . On this date in 1919 the German Workers' Party, which would later become the Nazi Party, was founded in Munich.

Posted by: Vic at January 05, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)

Ja wohl!

Posted by: Teh Democrats at January 05, 2020 06:15 AM (oZuI0)

19 AOC calls Trump a Monster! Moar winning please.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

20 The novel grinds on. . . .

[Hey, if I'm posting this hour, that eans I've added something.]

Posted by: logprof at January 05, 2020 06:16 AM (oZuI0)

21 Trump needs to leak the list of 52 targets to known Iranian supporters.

Then after they shuffle defensive stuff to those 52 locations...

Leak an updated list, with several different targets.

Repeat that every few days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:17 AM (tT0V4)

22 Yo-yo Ma and Emmanuel Ax playing a coupla Brahms Sonatas for Cello and Piano, covfefe brewing, thanks to God for another day topside.

And a good morning to you too, Morons!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 05, 2020 06:18 AM (YqED9)

23 The Red Flag of revenge.

Next will come the tweet calling for Death to America.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:18 AM (JFO2v)

24 "Next will come the tweet calling for Death to America."

Perhaps the UN can respond with a tactical Sternly Worded Letter.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:19 AM (tT0V4)

25 "...with no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt"

I've discovered that losing that last 10, er 15 now, pounds is nearly impossible. Not vanity pounds, the height/weight chart spec. I think total fasting is easier, I only get hungry when I eat.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:20 AM (KCUTM)

26 It seems that the SNL "Death to America" skit is no longer available on Youtube.

I wonder why?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:28 AM (tT0V4)

27 "...with no way to hold my head, that didn't hurt"

I've discovered that losing that last 10, er 15 now, pounds is
nearly impossible. Not vanity pounds, the height/weight chart spec. I
think total fasting is easier, I only get hungry when I eat.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:20 AM (KCUTM)

That is a good song you quoted. I like the Kristoferson version. As for fasting, it simply has not worked for me. I understand that if you do it long enough it pretty much has to work, but it is no magic pill. There are so many factors such as your health, activity, etc.

Most who served were in their best shape in the military. And in the military, you did not fast. Of course you did not graze either. You ate quickly and moved on. If fasting works for some I say good on ya. But I have tried it and it has not worked.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:28 AM (n13/j)

28 americanthinker.com/blog/leftists around america protest the death of a sadistic killer
https://tinyurl.com/s362bbh

So it seems VIA the Leftists celebration of the life of Soleimani is continuing unabated.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 06:28 AM (ZCEU2)

29 My sister decided to go vegan, she starts Monday. So last night we go out for pizza with all the meats for her last big pigout, I give her a couple of months before she goes vegetarian and a couple more before she starts eating meat again.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 06:31 AM (fmexF)

30 I could do vegetarian for a week or so for sure. But at some point chips, queso, and guacamole get old.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:34 AM (n13/j)

31 According to a telegraph article from 2015 .. Obama had given salami amnesty.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 06:35 AM (2Kf1x)

32 " My sister decided to go vegan, she starts Monday. "

Did she share her reasons for this?

Medical?

Health?

Save the planet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:35 AM (tT0V4)

33 Renay Davis, Code Pink Member. We've created terrorist.

blah blah blah. Only America can create terrorists. It seems as though our mere existence is enough to create terrorism.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:36 AM (JFO2v)

34 "According to a telegraph article from 2015 .. Obama had given salami amnesty."

Apparently, just like every other promise that came out of that lying nit-wits mouth...

it came with an expiration date.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:37 AM (tT0V4)

35 Well that's just it. Partial fasting works for me, or seems to. Very easy, er simple. Lost over 40 pounds in 6 months. Just the last 10 pounds or so is very stubborn. I'll stick with it somehow, have a desert hiking trip planned for the spring in March.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:37 AM (KCUTM)

36 31 According to a telegraph article from 2015 .. Obama had given salami amnesty.
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 06:35 AM (2Kf1x)

Yeah he was the main go between when the pallets of cash was turned over.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)

37 "blah blah blah. Only America can create terrorists. It seems as though our mere existence is enough to create terrorism."

Using her logic,

Women create rapists.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:38 AM (tT0V4)

38 The Left has created a generation that believes their enemies are fellow citizens. The Right has ceded the battlefield to their detriment. It is like bailing out a canoe with a huge gaping hole.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:38 AM (n13/j)

39 My sister watched a documentary about how bad the meat industry is, that's what kicked it off. She wants to be healthier too but has kinda compulsive tendencies.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 06:39 AM (fmexF)

40 It's more of a boredom thing, I think.

It's got a "quit smoking" element to it as well.

"I've gone 6 months without any Tobacco!! That's quite an accomplishment. I'll reward myself. Let's have a cigarette!!"

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:41 AM (KCUTM)

41 "My sister watched a documentary about how bad the meat industry is, that's what kicked it off."

Completely understandable.

How does she feel about the inhumane farming of crops?

And the torture that vegetables go through from harvest to the arrival on our tables, ready to be consumed?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)

42 Is today 11 lords a leaping? Sounds a little gay. What are they leaping over or for?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

43 Vegetarians are not healthy.

You know who else was a vegetarian?

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:43 AM (KCUTM)

44 Via. No one cares when the eyes are ripped from potatoes. That's bigotry straight up.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 06:44 AM (Bujqu)

45 If only John McCain's rotten corpse was above grade, we could convince him to leak a pee-pee dossier detailing golden showers with Iranian prostitutes.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2020 06:44 AM (zD38/)

46 "You know who else was a vegetarian?"

OOH OOH OOH!!!

*Waves arms wildly*

Mr Kotter...Mr Kotter, pick me!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:45 AM (tT0V4)

47 Biden asserted that the Trump administrations actions have put an
extremely dangerous problem that our administration had solved and put on the back burner back on the table.

We gave them mad mullahs 11ty gazillion dollars and a herd of sheep to go away quietly and develope the nukes without out interruption!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)

48 Well that's just it. Partial fasting works for me, or seems to. Very easy, er simple.
Lost over 40 pounds in 6 months. Just the last 10 pounds or so is very
stubborn. I'll stick with it somehow, have a desert hiking trip planned
for the spring in March.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:37 AM (KCUTM)

that is impressive sir. I dropped about 15 pounds and have kept it off for a couple years. I think it was mainly just caring a bit more about what I ate. I have done the 8 hour window fasting and it has not helped very much. To me, if you think you are on some type of diet, you are doomed to fail. It has to be changes that stick.

But we used to make fun of those who said they had a glandular or thyroid problem. We thought those who could not lose weight lacked the will to do it. In many cases, we were wrong.

As many Americans swear off bread, potatoes, pasta, and rice, the countries that eat those as staples are still thinner than we are. I think for many the real problem is right before their nose. That could be booze, a sedentary lifestyle, or a health issue. I dont' think there are easy answers when you get older. But for anyone who has lost 40 pounds, there is no denying something worked.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:46 AM (n13/j)

49 So a lot of medical insurance plans ask if you are a tobacco user. Hell, Obamacare asks if you use tobacco. Many companies charge more for self reporting "tobacco users". That could be cigars, dip, or nasal snuff.

Now, if you are a full blown drunk who smokes crack, no worries there.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:49 AM (n13/j)

50 Yeah, thanks Quint. I have no way of knowing if that is impressive or not, never did this before. I'm 6'2, supposed to be 185 if the charts can believed. Not very active, not this time of year especially. Groceries sure last a hell of a lot longer, I'll say that.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:51 AM (KCUTM)

51 "You know who else was a vegetarian?"

Sorry my careometer has been broken for the past month. Getting to the shop to fix it soon.

Posted by: Picric at January 05, 2020 06:51 AM (nonGu)

52 " have put an
extremely dangerous problem that our administration had solved and put on the back burner back on the table. "

Typical Biden leadership failings.

One does not SOLVE a problem by putting it on a back burner.

F'n idiot.

This mindset also explains how Joe thought Hunter had solvedhis drugs and sex lifestyle problem.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:51 AM (tT0V4)

53 Going back to Slo Joe's 'Back Burner idiocy for a moment.

If that statement is accepted, and unchallenged by the Left, can we not use Joe's same solution for Global Warming?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)

54 I'm just frustrated at the pace. Losing .3 of a pound a week is just excruciating, so when I cut back to a faster rate of loss, at some point I wig out and pig out. 1000-1200 daily intake is considered "slower" rate of weight loss, 600-800 is called "faster." That is not much food, what I used to consider an afternoon snack, to tide me over till more serious food could be prepared.

Yeah it's a lifestyle change for sure.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 06:56 AM (KCUTM)

55 Biden can't seem to put his hair sniffing of little girls on the back burner

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 06:56 AM (fmexF)

56 I give up on this one. Barky loved Iran. Had them in the Oval Office! What was his game??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

57 Maybe Joe can run on the platform of:

Elect me, and I will put your problems on the back burner

It seems to have possibilities.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:57 AM (tT0V4)

58 Why, I'm a discerning and erudite moron(ette)!

*raises glass of breakfast champagne, lights thin cheroot*

Morning, pretties.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 06:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

59
I give up on this one. Barky loved Iran. Had them in the Oval Office! What was his game??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

dump it on the next guy and get out of town while the gettin' was good?

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 06:59 AM (n13/j)

60 "What was his game??"

I think it was simply showing respect to a nation which shares the same values and goals that he does.

Simple as that.

Like Minds and Kindred Spirits Tour, 2008-2016

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:00 AM (tT0V4)

61 Maybe Joe can run on the platform of:

Elect me, and I will put your problems on the back burner

It seems to have possibilities.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Hillary (spit) was running on the "Let me sleep on it a while" ticket

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

62 Morning Mouth Breathers

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 05, 2020 07:02 AM (cknjq)

63 >>>I give up on this one. Barky loved Iran. Had them in the Oval Office! What was his game??<<<

Barry is a cultist. Imam al-Mahdi. BOOM!

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2020 07:02 AM (zD38/)

64 "Hillary (spit) was running on the "Let me sleep on it a while" ticket"

I hear the beginnings of a Meatloaf song, somewhere in that.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)

65 Saw at zippers place last night about a rocket attack on a military base, any more information about that?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 07:04 AM (fmexF)

66 Zero's close friend, Valarie Jarrett (the Iranian Ferret) probably had a lot to do with his posture towards Iran.

It's not like he has the initiative to work on this on his own.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2020 07:04 AM (3H9h1)

67 I hear the beginnings of a Meatloaf song, somewhere in that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Ha! I forgot about that.

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

68 Then I think Obama wasnjustbtypucal but boy the left. Bowen to assist in our 'takedown' you know the left hates us as a superpower. Anyone but that fkn U.S. imperialistic. ... And so on

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:06 AM (NmAq6)

69 Morning all

May all left wing traitors hang

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2020 07:06 AM (85Gof)

70 "Saw at zippers place last night about a rocket attack on a military base, any more information about that?"

A5 least two different reports, with two different targets.

One was three unguided rockets fell with little effect at/near one of our bases.

Another was of airstrikes in Syria against Iranian led rebels, by unidentified good guys.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:07 AM (tT0V4)

71 I'm in the non-discerning category this AM. Nuance flies right over my head.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:07 AM (NVYyb)

72 Barack grew up as a Muz, though dumping it for Leftism in late teens still leaves him with a soft spot for Islam.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 07:07 AM (ZCEU2)

73 This phone chat is for the.birds. so sick of it constantly changing words.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:07 AM (NmAq6)

74 Morning, bye the way.

Been up since 0545 when the cat felt the urge to go out in the 25 degree early morning cold.

Then had to fight with the ISP that wouldn't feed my router any IP info.

More coffee.... and some patience.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 05, 2020 07:09 AM (3H9h1)

75 I see that there were protests against Trump! at the Texas Capitol for his war in Iraq.

Millions..er Thousands...um Hundreds....probably a dozen showed up with professionally printed signs.
Yes Trump, it's all your fault we're in that shitfole

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

76 Morning, Eris.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4)

77 Netflix sells streaming subscriptions in Iran.

Iranian ISPs' average speeds are not high enough to stream video.

Iranians make about $200 per month. Netflix charges $10 per month.

I wonder how many phantom cutout service subscriptions it takes for the mullahs to launder enough of that pallets-of-cash money back into Obama's pockets via his lucrative production gig with Netflix.

Netflix is publicly traded. This can be investigated since Sarbanes-Oxley puts anyone signing fraudulent statements personally on the hook for fraud.

Posted by: fktheleft at January 05, 2020 07:10 AM (I54dk)

78 HOW DARE YOU have a good morning while the planet suffers.

Posted by: Greta at January 05, 2020 07:10 AM (FLoM/)

79 This phone chat is for the.birds. so sick of it constantly changing words.
Posted by: willow

When I was in the hospital, I gave up trying to phone post. My fat fingers are hitting 3 letters at a time

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

80 69 Morning all

May all left wing traitors hang
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2020 07:06 AM (85Gof)

as well as West wing traitors

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

81 77 maybe better than what I pay for cable bill rate

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)

82 I do think it's funny (not haha way) kerry. Piglosi. Murtha on and on over the years can go talk to our enemies . But the president can't without it Being treason!

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:14 AM (NmAq6)

83 Morning 'rons and 'ettes.

Going to "church" with my best bud in a bit. He drives around in his truck listening to the Elvis Gospel Hour on Sirius, while drinking his coffee and smoking a cigar.

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 05, 2020 07:14 AM (Dhht7)

84 Nevergiveup from your keyboard to hashems ears!

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:15 AM (NmAq6)

85 How does she feel about the inhumane farming of crops?

And the torture that vegetables go through from harvest to the arrival on our tables, ready to be consumed?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)

===========

I got an earful on this subject over the New Year holiday from a kid claiming he wants to become a "sustainable farmer" and anti-Monsanto. First off, that requires you to become a farmer I responded, and you've never worked that hard in your life (summer job raising craft beer hops doesn't count) and second that requires abandoning modern pesticides and fertilizers, meaning you are signing up for the super back-breaking work of a hundred years ago style farming. May as well load up the Model A right now and go look for a dust bowl too.

What a load.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:15 AM (NVYyb)

86 Netflix defrauded me. I cancelled my account and then found it had been charged in Brazilian Reals for a few months. That joint needs a lot more attention than it gets. People take it as a mainstream utility, as basic as the water company.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 07:15 AM (n13/j)

87 "Going to "church" with my best bud in a bit. He drives around in his truck listening to the Elvis Gospel Hour on Sirius, while drinking his coffee and smoking a cigar."

Reminds me of Christ's words.

Where two or more are gathered in my name.....

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:16 AM (tT0V4)

88 Sean Spicier tweets...

They don't like us droning terrorists?
Maybe we should bring Obama back and have him pick off a hospital or two for old times sake

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:16 AM (vd8XM)

89 It's 5:15 AM here in West Texas and the goatfucker is still dead.

Posted by: TexasJew at January 05, 2020 07:16 AM (c+cGk)

90 I feel terrible that I literally detest a large part of the Countries citizens

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:16 AM (vQ3Y0)

91 Just looked at week forecast, well above freezing point all week and most nights.
I like global warming

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)

92 Going to "church" with my best bud in a bit. He drives around in his truck listening to the Elvis Gospel Hour on Sirius, while drinking his coffee and smoking a cigar.
Posted by: olddog in mo

Make sure you stop when it comes time to bow your head and pray

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)

93 Alyssa Milano
I beg of you to realize, this is all to distract us from the pending impeachment trial. American lives will be lost and he doesnt give a fuck.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)

94 Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:15 AM (NVYyb)

he will never do it. Shocker it was craft beer hops. Half the new winery, cidery, and craft distillers are lawyers and bureuacrats that got bored. They go to the hinterlands and then charge more for inferior product. They are mostly newbies, poor at the trade, but we are supposed to pay more because they are small.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 07:19 AM (n13/j)

95 I beg of you to realize, this is all to distract us from the pending impeachment trial. American lives will be lost and he doesnt give a fuck.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Then tell them to get on with the peachment.
He ain't got all day

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:19 AM (vd8XM)

96 Obama gave salami a chance alright.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 05, 2020 07:20 AM (Ndje9)

97 Tweet of the weekend. Reaboi leaves the MSM in tatters.

https://tinyurl.com/sconk3w

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:21 AM (NVYyb)

98 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 05, 2020 07:21 AM (arJlL)

99 The single most discerning (our theme of the morning!) short article on Iran, how we got here and what's next. Codevilla, for the win.

https://tinyurl.com/ul5tckp

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:23 AM (NVYyb)

100 93: She isn't the brightest of bulbs.

Posted by: Puddlglum at January 05, 2020 07:23 AM (njnF2)

101 mornin yall. Alyssa Milano should go to Nigeria to run her mouth. They would be quite interested in what she has to say right before they sawed her head off.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:24 AM (Tnijr)

102 Morning talk shows should be typically revolting but more so

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2020 07:25 AM (85Gof)

103 lying cynt

Former NSA Susan Rice on Soleimani killing:

"The Obama administration was not presented with an opportunity by our intelligence community or by the U.S. military to strike Qassem Soleimani."

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

104 My powers of discernment are depleted.

Goede morgen horde.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2020 07:26 AM (EZebt)

105 To think 3 years ago The FAB was criticized for calling us Deplorables. Lol. Now a days that is mild

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2020 07:27 AM (85Gof)

106 Stupid bitches gotta bitch, I guess.

Maybe Horseface will get some unwanted attention for his perfidy.

This shit has to stop. Leftists get away with whatever they want, aided by a dishonest and corrupt "media".

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 07:27 AM (KCUTM)

107 The Nuance would be a good name for an advanced weapons system. It could spiral lazily down, with locks on nine or ten targets. As soon as it detects one of them trying to evacuate/evade, or trying to disable it, it goes hyper-sonic right down their smokestack.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 05, 2020 07:27 AM (YqED9)

108 Twitter threw David Marcus of the Federalist off their proverbial roof, and banned him for speaking against Iran. Specifically in response to an idiot lefty claim Iran would bomb New York, Marcus said if that happened Trump should bomb the fuck of Iran. Banned.

Seems like a reasonable statement to me, of why Iran will never be so stupid as to bomb New York, despite fervent ostensibly American Demofascist wishes they would.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:32 AM (NVYyb)

109 6 Trump issues a stern warning to Iran. They have to realize they are not messing with Jimmy Peanut.
_______________

Or Barry "Pallets full of cash" Obama either.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 05, 2020 07:33 AM (k4dH2)

110 Bacon.

That is all.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:34 AM (NVYyb)

111 >>Bacon.

That is all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:34 AM (NVYyb)

And blueberry pancakes.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2020 07:36 AM (Z/jzm)

112 I don't remember any of these asshats hai g concernd with Obama personally drink g or missing any terrorists state a tor or American for 8 frkn years.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:36 AM (IUs5+)

113 Former NSA Susan Rice on Soleimani killing:

"The Obama administration was not presented with an opportunity by our intelligence community or by the U.S. military to strike Qassem Soleimani."
_________________

In 2015 Israel was following Soleimani and had a plan in place to kill him. The Obama a-holes called Iran and WARNED them that Israel was about to hit Soleimani, and he got away.

So while what Rice says may be technically true, it's only because the Obama administration had no interest in striking Soleimani, and in fact were actively protecting him from being killed by Israel.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 05, 2020 07:36 AM (k4dH2)

114 What a word salad. Tks phone

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:37 AM (IUs5+)

115 Ok, yes, pancakes. Those would also be acceptable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:37 AM (NVYyb)

116 Bacon.

That is all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:34 AM (NVYyb)

And blueberry pancakes.
Posted by: My life is insanity

**HONK***

And two hard boiled eggs

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)

117 "**HONK***

And two hard boiled eggs"

Next to the French Toast.

With butter, and maple syrup.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:39 AM (tT0V4)

118 >>And two hard boiled eggs
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)

Nah, over-easy, sandwiched in between the blueberry pancakes

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2020 07:39 AM (Z/jzm)

119 >>With butter, and maple syrup.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:39 AM (tT0V4)

now you're talkin'

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2020 07:40 AM (Z/jzm)

120 Anyway salami did this to a Brit embassy in 2011.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:40 AM (IUs5+)

121 Happy Sunday Horde!

In my readings this morning, I ran across Psalm 117. Methinks it applies bigly to our beloved President:

Out of my distress I called on the Lord;
the Lord answered me and set me free.
6 With the Lord on my side I do not fear.
What can man do to me?
7 The Lord is on my side to help me;
I shall look in triumph on those who hate me.
8 It is better to take refuge in the Lord
than to put confidence in man.
9 It is better to take refuge in the Lord
than to put confidence in princes.

10 All nations surrounded me;
in the name of the Lord I cut them off!
11 They surrounded me, surrounded me on every side;
in the name of the Lord I cut them off!
12 They surrounded me like bees,
they blazed like a fire of thorns;
in the name of the Lord I cut them off!
13 I was pushed hard, so that I was falling,
but the Lord helped me.
14 The Lord is my strength and my song;
he has become my salvation.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 07:40 AM (Y4EXg)

122 Iran or America.

CNN has made it's choice.
https://tinyurl.com/vclkhct

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)

123 15 I see that dckhead non football player said something about black and brown people terrorized by Trump.
________________

Apparently Perforated Colon doesn't realize that many of the hundreds of U.S. soldiers killed, and many of the hundreds more maimed and dismembered by the IED's that Soleimani was responsible for planting in Iraq and Afghanistan, were also black and brown people.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 05, 2020 07:40 AM (k4dH2)

124 stupid filthy sock won't come off

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2020 07:42 AM (k4dH2)

125 But bacon, I emphasize, is the most important. Good bacon too; none of that BS stuff.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:43 AM (NVYyb)

126 "stupid filthy sock won't come off"

I have the same problem with this stupid ring.

Posted by: Zombie Col. Salami (Ret) at January 05, 2020 07:43 AM (tT0V4)

127 Pretty sure Iranians aren't black or brown. Pretty sure.

Posted by: weirdflunky at January 05, 2020 07:44 AM (cknjq)

128 But bacon, I emphasize, is the most important. Good bacon too; none of that BS stuff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Is there an 'Impossible Bacon' yet?

I remember the turkey stuff. Sorry, that's not bacon

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:44 AM (vd8XM)

129 Eggs are a great food for losing weight, I ate quite a bit of those cackleberries on the way. They aren't expensive, always taste good, and a gazillion ways to prepare them.

Posted by: Common Tater at January 05, 2020 07:45 AM (KCUTM)

130 "Pretty sure Iranians aren't black or brown. "

I know at least one that is Blew.

Maybe his daddy was a Smurf.

Posted by: Zombie Col. Salami (Ret) at January 05, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)

131 thanks Tonypete!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:45 AM (NVYyb)

132 >>>But bacon, I emphasize, is the most important. Good bacon too; none of that BS stuff.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 07:43 AM (NVYyb)

Ah, yes! Bacon is the piece de resistance.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 05, 2020 07:45 AM (Z/jzm)

133 Speaking of clingy socks..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:46 AM (tT0V4)

134 130 "Pretty sure Iranians aren't black or brown. "

I know at least one that is Blew.

Maybe his daddy was a Smurf.
Posted by: Zombie Col. Salami (Ret) at January 05, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)

I hear his dick got blown.......off!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:46 AM (JFO2v)

135 I remember during the low fat craze. People would make brownies with yougurt or apple sauce to replace the fat.

Yeah, it may be a lot of things, but, it's no longer a brownie

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:47 AM (vd8XM)

136 Common Tater. Saw your earlier comment on weight loss. The slow and steady way is the best. Blew my gall bladder by losing 46 lbs in 13 weeks. And that last few pounds is always the slowest. And yes, eggs work great while dieting. Hang in there.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 05, 2020 07:47 AM (N3JsI)

137 Thank you Tonypete.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 07:49 AM (lwiT4)

138 Looks like I'm the only chatter here that hates eggs.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 07:50 AM (IUs5+)

139 "I remember during the low fat craze. People would make brownies with yougurt or apple sauce to replace the fat.

Yeah, it may be a lot of things, but, it's no longer a brownie"

I remember the Trans craze of 2019.

People would make vaginas using penis parts, and stuff.

Yeh, it may be a lot if things.

But it's not really a vagina.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:50 AM (tT0V4)

140 Eggs are a great food for losing weight, I ate quite a bit of those cackleberries on the way. They aren't expensive, always taste good, and a gazillion ways to prepare them.
Posted by: Common Tater

---

When I'm not intermittent fasting, three eggs and bacon every morning. Keto is life.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 07:50 AM (Y4EXg)

141 Blew my gall bladder by losing 46 lbs in 13 weeks.

I'm sorry about your gall bladder. 46 pounds in 13 weeks? Wow.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 07:50 AM (lwiT4)

142 TRUMP IS GOING TO REINSTATE THE DRAFT RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at January 05, 2020 07:51 AM (Tnijr)

143 Perfect, TonyPete.

Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2020 07:51 AM (MTxDQ)

144 Oh no, the red flag of revenge - next will be the holy hand grenade, we're doomed.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 05, 2020 07:52 AM (xceTB)

145 Looks like I'm the only chatter here that hates eggs.
Posted by: willow

I don't hate eggs. I just ate them about everyday trying to lose weight, about 10 years ago, my stomach only likes them occasionally.

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:52 AM (vd8XM)

146 grammie. Easy to do when walking 5 miles/day and having your main meal sauteed chicken breast and boiled broccoli and usually a Lean Cuisine for lunch. Definitely too fast a weight loss. Not healthy at all.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 05, 2020 07:53 AM (N3JsI)

147 Oh no, the red flag of revenge - next will be the holy hand grenade, we're doomed.
Posted by: rammajamma

Hopefully they don't know the instructions for it

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:53 AM (vd8XM)

148 "Thousands of mourners accompanied a casket carrying the remains of the slain Gen. Qassem Soleimani through two major Iranian cities Sunday"

Ok I have an image of the casket being that box the Adams Family used to keep Thing in.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:53 AM (Tnijr)

149 "TRUMP IS GOING TO REINSTATE THE DRAFT RAAWWK!"

Breaking: Trump administration will require Transgenders to register for the Draft.

Will not eliminate the possibility of assignment to Infantry and front line combat rolls.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:54 AM (tT0V4)

150 Ok I have an image of the casket being that box the Adams Family used to keep Thing in.
Posted by: freaked

Or a couple of thousand cigar boxes

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

151 Communities like Oklahoma City, Tulsa, Fort Worth, Birmingham, and Georgias DeKalb County have passed restrictions on dollar stores to reduce the number of poor people.

Why not directly ban poor people?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:55 AM (JFO2v)

152 Will not eliminate the possibility of assignment to Infantry and front line combat rolls.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

We're going to put them up front! Proudly displaying our tolerance!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:55 AM (vd8XM)

153 "have passed restrictions on dollar stores to reduce the number of poor people.
"

Dollar Store causes poor people?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:55 AM (tT0V4)

154 All this "sympathy for the devil" talk out of the left is simply music to my ears.

Also, thanks for Ps. 117. Love it

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (EZebt)

155 People that I would like to see drafted:

Colen Krapeydick
Rose McGowin
Almessy Milano
That Young Sheldon guy

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (Tnijr)

156 War with Greece, when?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/ 2007/jan/13/usa.greece

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (8j6Fo)

157 153 "have passed restrictions on dollar stores to reduce the number of poor people."

Dollar Store causes poor people?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

----

Typical leftist thinking.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 07:57 AM (Y4EXg)

158 Is there enough dots to connect yet? Peter Strok grew up in Iran, Lisa Page's Mom from Iran, Val Jarrett grew up in Iran, Huma Abedin grew up in Iran, Omar, Talib, Carson and Keith Ellison are all of the Muslim persuasion.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 05, 2020 07:58 AM (KSBDE)

159 >>It seems that the SNL "Death to America" skit is no longer available on Youtube.

MadTV, and it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS4v_kj9rw4

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 07:58 AM (bDqIh)

160 People that I would like to see drafted:

Colen Krapeydick
Rose McGowin
Almessy Milano
That Young Sheldon guy
Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (Tnijr)

The Army can have them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 05, 2020 07:58 AM (85Gof)

161 Discernment is now a Moronic requirement?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 05, 2020 07:59 AM (DMUuz)

162 "53 "have passed restrictions on dollar stores to reduce the number of poor people."

Dollar Store causes poor people?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

----

Typical leftist thinking."

We will fight and solve poverty by placing that issue on the back burner

:Joe Biden-2020

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 07:59 AM (tT0V4)

163 Colen Krapeydick
Rose McGowin
Almessy Milano
That Young Sheldon guy
Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (Tnijr)

The Army can have them
Posted by: Nevergiveup

----

They'd wash out during MEPs.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 07:59 AM (Y4EXg)

164 151 Dollar stores are a real blessing for small communities. DG seems to put one up where nobody else will. A lot of them in this area even have produce departments. When you have a 15-20 mile drive to the grocery store or mall, it really helps people.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 07:59 AM (C1Lsn)

165 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (lwiT4)

166 I think I need a nap already

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (ZCEU2)

167 While David Marcus being banned from Twitter, I should mention again that James Woods' account remains suspended since last April.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (EZebt)

168 Trumps killing of the Iranian butcher, and having the left outraged about reminds me of the time Trump cornered Pelosi into defending MS-13.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (E7vND)

169 "Dollar stores are a real blessing for small communities. DG seems to put one up where nobody else will."

Same with Aldi's.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (tT0V4)

170 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: grammie winger

---

This is wrong of me but I immediately thought of the "George of the Jungle" song - part of it is - "Watch out for that tree!!"

I'm so going to hell.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (Y4EXg)

171 "restrictions on dollar stores to reduce the number of poor people. "

Poor people don't have any money anyway so why do they need dollar stores?

There are at least 3 dollar stores and soon a fourth within 5 miles of here. I predict an invasion of poor people..

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (Tnijr)

172

How doth one discern a Moron?

Soliemani was in a Black Tesla.....WORKPLACE ACCIDENT THEN. #1 with a Rocket.

yesterdays thread winner...Who stopped smoking today...? Soleimani. good one forgot who posted it take a bow anyway.

Posted by: saf at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (5IHGB)

173 Stephanie Ruhle of MSDNC published a tweet speculating the Iran action happened because Mark Esper, SecDef, wanted to give more business to Raytheon.

Jaw droppingly stupid, you say? Well yes. But mild compared to what the NYT says, and CNN is full-on enemy of the United States traitorous at this point.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 08:02 AM (NVYyb)

174 >>>Ok I have an image of the casket being that box the Adams Family used to keep Thing in.<<<

I was thinking of more like a match box.

youtube.com/watch?v=9FKs6RjG3Bc

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2020 08:02 AM (zD38/)

175 Let us endeavor to put our problems on The Back Burner

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2020 08:02 AM (iTXRQ)

176 My comment box is just 1 line in size

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:02 AM (ZCEU2)

177 "Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe. "

Accident...yeh, thats' the ticket.

Posted by: The Tree at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (tT0V4)

178 Do they sell dollars at the dollar store?

How much are your dollars?

Two bucks apiece.

I'll take three.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (Y4EXg)

179 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (lwiT4

===

z"l
I was surfing in Zihuatanejo.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (EZebt)

180 General Salamis funeral is on the tube, with many thousands in attendance. The flag draped matchbox with his remains being carried through the streets.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (C1Lsn)

181 saf's musings are just my LSD flashbacks from another dimension.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (Dc2NZ)

182 Most of the dollar stores have done gangbusters over the last few years. Dollar Tree pretty much sells everything for a dollar. I believe I noticed that Dollar General sells higher priced goods. It is kind of cool to know at dollar tree each item is a buck though not all of them are great deals.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:03 AM (n13/j)

183 "The Army can have them
Posted by: Nevergiveup "

I expect they would all wash out quickly. I would just like to see them squawk.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:04 AM (Tnijr)

184 Bruce finally I see a fellow spirit.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:04 AM (bcU7d)

185 Bono was a good Congressman. At one time we had Sonny Bono, Gopher, and Cooter as R's in Congress.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:04 AM (n13/j)

186 Good Friday this year is 4/10/20.
DJT.
Activate Almonds!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 05, 2020 08:05 AM (8j6Fo)

187 That was weird, was wondering if the margins were blown or something.

That there are congressional districts who have representatives more concerned with the safety and well being of foreign military opponents is frightening.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:05 AM (ZCEU2)

188

YO-YO ? Ma wouldn't get me one said I'd take an eye out,so she bought me an Original BOOTY_CELLO. Tanks MaMa.

Posted by: saf at January 05, 2020 08:06 AM (5IHGB)

189 " though not all of them are great deals. "

I thought I had read an article which pointed out that while the price was good, the unit price for many things was well above what one might find in a more traditional store.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:06 AM (tT0V4)

190 Colen Krapeydick
Rose McGowin
Almessy Milano
That Young Sheldon guy
Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 07:56 AM (Tnijr)

The Army can have them
Posted by: Nevergiveup
Oh, fvck yes!

Put the entry control bunker over there. Now make a trench connecting the west bunker to the entry control bunker. No. The entry control bunker needs to be reoriented 3 degrees to the right. Do it again.

Mine removal duty. Craperdick, Milano...front and center.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 05, 2020 08:06 AM (VcFUs)

191 182 Dollar Tree has some real off the wall brands, but I'll go there for stuff like, say, lighters, an extension cord, just odds and ends. Now, for a cheap treat turn a little kid loose with a $10 in the toy department.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:07 AM (C1Lsn)

192 The people who hate on Dollar Stores and the like don't have a sense of the reality of life for a vast part of this country - giving people a choice in uber small communities to not have to drive 15 miles for a quart of milk (like where I live) is a good thing. Now do people always make good choices shopping there re processed food, nope but that's America.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 05, 2020 08:07 AM (xceTB)

193 >>"The Obama administration was not presented with an opportunity by our
intelligence community or by the U.S. military to strike Qassem
Soleimani."

This is the crack team that spent months and months negotiating a "deal" with Iran, sent the billions in cash, lobbied other European countries to also sign on to the deal, and then -- after all of that -- they get around to starting discussions about American held in Iran.

Was it incompetence? Did they care more about their legacy than 5 or 5 American lives? Were the traitors? Whatever the answer may be, it's for damn sure that they would have f$#%ed up anyopportunity to kill Soleimani, and definitely didn't ever actively pursue him.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 08:07 AM (bDqIh)

194 150 Ok I have an image of the casket being that box the Adams Family used to keep Thing in.
Posted by: freaked

Or a couple of thousand cigar boxes
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

some zip lock baggies

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:08 AM (JFO2v)

195 " though not all of them are great deals. "

I thought I had read an article which pointed out that while the
price was good, the unit price for many things was well above what one
might find in a more traditional store.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:06 AM (tT0V4)

many of the packages are smaller than standard and for sure some can't beat traditional stores. But there are deals to be had on many things like cleaning supplies, etc.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:08 AM (n13/j)

196 Has Islamic Rage Boy appeared at the Salami funeral?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 05, 2020 08:08 AM (Uu+Jp)

197 "Now do people always make good choices shopping there re processed food, nope but that's America."

We need to close that loophole.

For the people.

Posted by: The Left at January 05, 2020 08:09 AM (tT0V4)

198 165 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (lwiT4)

The Day The Music Died

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:09 AM (JFO2v)

199 I always get my phone charger cords at dollar tree, 1$

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 08:10 AM (fmexF)

200 198 That's funny I don't care who you are

Posted by: rammajamma at January 05, 2020 08:10 AM (xceTB)

201 165 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 05, 2020 08:00 AM (lwiT4)

whiskey bottles
brand new car
oak tree is in my way

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:10 AM (JFO2v)

202 Tree, " I got you babe"

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:10 AM (pWead)

203 many of the packages are smaller than standard and for sure some can't beat traditional stores. But there are deals to be had on many things like cleaning supplies, etc.
Posted by: Quint

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I go often and check the clearance table. Crazy good deals.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 08:11 AM (Y4EXg)

204 There were a lot of complaints about this last dollar store being built near here. The neighboring residents were concerned about the increase in traffic and crime. I can't blame them. The dollar stores get robbed all the time, and the customers blasting their garbage noise from their cars with huge wheels and speakers worth more than the car was new have a tendency to throw their trash down wherever they happen to be at the time and get into fights in the parking lot. I wouldn't want that next door either.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:11 AM (Tnijr)

205 168
Trumps killing of the Iranian butcher, and having the left outraged
about reminds me of the time Trump cornered Pelosi into defending MS-13.

Posted by: Redenzo at January 05, 2020 08:01 AM (E7vND)

Akin to going into a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 05, 2020 08:11 AM (D3cJf)

206 Tree, " I got you babe"
Posted by: willow

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Oh my. I snorted Willow. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (Y4EXg)

207 82 Dollar Tree has some real off the wall brands,
but I'll go there for stuff like, say, lighters, an extension cord, just
odds and ends. Now, for a cheap treat turn a little kid loose with a
$10 in the toy department.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:07 AM (C1Lsn)

They are pretty good for spices too. Some of the higher end super markets, particularly the unionized ones, really screw you on spices. Even if you are in a regular store, you are better off going to the hispanic section for spices.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (n13/j)

208 Dollar General has a dollar aisle, everything a buck. Most of this is closeouts or discontinued product. If you find something that suits your needs after trying it, go back and stock up. The ones around here had large bottles of Lavoris mouthwash for a buck, and I went back and got 6.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (C1Lsn)

209 Mrs VIA will get very specific items at the dollar store.

And the Dollar Store type stores do indeed provide choices, for the discerning shopper.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (tT0V4)

210 Why, I'm a discerning and erudite moron(ette)!
*raises glass of breakfast champagne, lights thin cheroot*
Morning, pretties.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 06:58 AM (Dc2NZ)

Eris, I hope it's Cristal, but you know who else drank Cristal...

Posted by: The Formerly Austere, but still Revered, Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (BiNEL)

211 The left same a same ole

One mans terrorist is another left mans freedom fighter

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:13 AM (pWead)

212 Tony it was awful. But inevitable

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:13 AM (pWead)

213 Bono was a good Congressman. At one time we had Sonny Bono, Gopher, and Cooter as R's in Congress.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:04 AM (n13/j)

Cooter was a D.

Posted by: Vendette at January 05, 2020 08:14 AM (pXNaM)

214 This is wrong of me but I immediately thought of the "George of the Jungle" song - part of it is - "Watch out for that tree!!"

I'm so going to hell.
Posted by: Tonypete

For THAT ?

Posted by: JT at January 05, 2020 08:15 AM (arJlL)

215 From long ago the old company I use to work for built a lot of stores for a grocery store chain. I know as saw it in the produce section some items went for all but cost, others had multiple hundred mark up. Have always suspected that is how every store works.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)

216 One of the most dangerous occupations in town is to work in a convenience or dollar store. If your name is Patel it's almost a death wish.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:16 AM (Tnijr)

217 I'm so going to hell.
Posted by: Tonypete

For THAT ?
Posted by: JT

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One more straw in the pile JT.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 05, 2020 08:16 AM (Y4EXg)

218 at there were protests against Trump! at the Texas Capitol for his war in Iraq.

Millions..er Thousands...um Hundreds....probably a dozen showed up with professionally printed signs.
Yes Trump, it's all your fault we're in that shitfole
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM

Rashid Tlaib held a protest yesterday in Detroit. I found it interesting because she usually joins forces with Debbie Dingle. But yesterday it was just Rashid. I think it's because both Dingle and Talib represent heavily Arab constituents, but Dingles constituents are not rebelling or complaining. The constituents iTalib represents are not complaining either, so she brought in professional protesters. I think this signifies Dingle is smarter.

Posted by: Chillin the most at January 05, 2020 08:16 AM (lonOK)

219 Is there enough dots to connect yet? Peter Strok grew up in Iran, Lisa Page's Mom from Iran, Val Jarrett grew up in Iran, Huma Abedin grew up in Iran, Omar, Talib, Carson and Keith Ellison are all of the Muslim persuasion.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 05, 2020 07:58 AM (KSBDE)

They're all piece loving muz, is that what you're trying to say?

Posted by: The Formerly Austere, but still Revered, Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 08:17 AM (BiNEL)

220 Cooter was a D.

Posted by: Vendette at January 05, 2020 08:14 AM (pXNaM)

ok, good call. But no way was he this kind of D. It was as different time.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:18 AM (n13/j)

221 We need to close that loophole.

For the people.
Posted by: The Left

The Fruit Loop hole.
Damn sugary cereal!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:18 AM (vd8XM)

222 On this day in 1998, Congressman Sonny Bono died in a skiing accident near Lake Tahoe.

*********

Ever eat a pine tree?

Posted by: Euell Gibbons at January 05, 2020 08:19 AM (m45I2)

223 ok, good call. But no way was he this kind of D. It was as different time.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:18 AM (n13/j)

You're right; I should have added that part.

Posted by: Vendette at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (pXNaM)

224 >>The constituents iTalib represents are not complaining either, so she
brought in professional protesters. I think this signifies Dingle is
smarter.

I am guessing that Tlaib is more upset by the killing of the Hezbollah leader that was with Solameini. She has Palestinian pals back in Israel who are openly friends with Hezbollah leadership.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (bDqIh)

225 Eris, I hope it's Cristal, but you know who else drank Cristal...
Posted by: The Formerly Austere, but still Revered, Commissar Hrothgar at January 05, 2020 08:12 AM (BiNEL)
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He drank Kristalnacht.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (Dc2NZ)

226
Dollar store is a small walk for small amounts.
The shoppers are baby boomera. Walmart is a hike.

Posted by: cowtown at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (WX+x0)

227 Who invented the idea that appliances keep chirping at you when they are done?

Because I would like to tire iron that persons knee.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (YSJ+E)

228 You're right; I should have added that part.

Posted by: Vendette at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (pXNaM)

but you were right.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:21 AM (n13/j)

229 Today I get to go buy a tool cabinet/ dresser, and start sorting through thousands of tools to keep or give away.

Step one of a thousand steps to complete the basement project.

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:22 AM (TdMsT)

230 signifies Dingle is smarter.

Pretty low bar.

Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2020 08:23 AM (MTxDQ)

231 Today I get to go buy a tool cabinet/ dresser, and start sorting through thousands of tools to keep or give away.

Step one of a thousand steps to complete the basement project.

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye.
Posted by: Ladyl

You could just let my wife use them. She'll scatter them thru the house for you.

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:24 AM (vd8XM)

232 227 Who invented the idea that appliances keep chirping at you when they are done?

Because I would like to tire iron that persons knee.
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (YSJ+E)
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I hate nagging appliances. My new microwave beeps at me incessantly until I get that rewarmed coffee.

The worst is my Subaru's ever-escalating seatbelt alarm. I get it! It's dangerous to drive 5 mph from the mailbox to my carport without a belt!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:24 AM (Dc2NZ)

233 227 Who invented the idea that appliances keep chirping at you when they are done?

Because I would like to tire iron that persons knee.
Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:20 AM (YSJ+E)

Per the Moron Media Guide thats call a Tanya or a Harding

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:26 AM (JFO2v)

234 You could just let my wife use them. She'll scatter them thru the house for you.
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:24 AM (vd8XM)

I can do that all by myself, thank you!

I started going through them yesterday, and realize I have at least five of each basic tool.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:26 AM (TdMsT)

235 I hate nagging appliances. My new microwave beeps at me incessantly until I get that rewarmed coffee.

Mine does that too.
Like I didn't hear the plaster cracking noise when it finished

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:26 AM (vd8XM)

236 " and start sorting through thousands of tools to keep or give away. "

* Twitch*

* Twitch....Twitch*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:26 AM (tT0V4)

237 >>Who invented the idea that appliances keep chirping at you when they are done?

The GPS voice that tersely repeats "RECALCULATING" when you don't follow her direction.

Don't have a car GPS system, but I've nicknamed my friend's GPS as "Naggy" because of how annoying it is.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 08:27 AM (bDqIh)

238 Like I didn't hear the plaster cracking noise when it finished
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Maybe I WANTED toffee!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:27 AM (Dc2NZ)

239 Steve Largent was an R back in the day too. That group from 1994 was pretty interesting. They always claim the Repubs are the party of the rich But the top three R's in 1994 were a college professor, an exterminator, and another professor.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:27 AM (n13/j)

240 My microwave just has to beep 5 times, even if I open it immediately when it's done it keeps beeping

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 05, 2020 08:28 AM (fmexF)

241 Ladyl - as a owner of lots of tools as many here are if you need advice on what to keep or get rid of just ask.
Butbest advice straight away is keep 1 of anything to start, you don't need 17 straight screwdrivers like I have.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZCEU2)

242
235 I hate nagging appliances. My new microwave beeps at me incessantly until I get that rewarmed coffee.

Mine does that too.
Like I didn't hear the plaster cracking noise when it finished
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:26 AM (vd8XM)

I was awakened at 6 am today by a high pitched chiping.

Upstairs smoke detector.

I thought--but the battery shouldn't need to be changed til the New Year!

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (TdMsT)

243 My Samsung washer went from chirping to sing songing a few days ago for set up and at loads finish.
Now that's weird right !?

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (lpi7i)

244 My truck has a chime when you don't buckle your seat belt that sounds like "Bootygig Bootygig Bootygig Bootygig" over and over again. It's pretty annoying.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (Tnijr)

245 Let's hope Pompeo's ready for Chris Wallace's bullshit this morning on Fox News Sunday.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 05, 2020 08:30 AM (+fPHo)

246 I hate nagging appliances. My new microwave beeps at me incessantly until I get that rewarmed coffee.

=========

I used to feel that way about my alarm clock but then my sleep-brain figured out a better response: wake up right before the alarm goes off and turn it off preemptively. Then I can sleep in peace.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 08:30 AM (NVYyb)

247
So according to the screaming headlines. Trump is a villain who killed the beloved boy scout Salami and Trump's villainy is going to destroy the whole world. And Donkey Chompers is calling Trump a monster. No comment from the brain child on the thousands that Salami killed.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2020 08:31 AM (krq/m)

248 Instead of the annoying chirping, they could put a chip in to provide a little music. Bugle calls, Led Zepp, opera arias, anything but the chirp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:31 AM (C1Lsn)

249 Half of the tools in the basement toolbox, and half in the upstairs toolbox. If you have a garage you can put half of them in there too.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:32 AM (Tnijr)

250 241 Ladyl - as a owner of lots of tools as many here are if you need advice on what to keep or get rid of just ask.
Butbest advice straight away is keep 1 of anything to start, you don't need 17 straight screwdrivers like I have.
Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:28 AM (ZCEU2)

I've been widowed long enough to know which tools I'm skilled enough to use, and which I need to stay away from.

I've got all my husbands tools, his fathers tools, and my dads tools.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:32 AM (TdMsT)

251
lying cynt

Former NSA Susan Rice on Soleimani killing:

"The Obama administration was not presented with an opportunity by
our intelligence community or by the U.S. military to strike Qassem
Soleimani."

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 07:26 AM (JFO2v)

So if they did have the opportunity they would have killed him? And if let's say they did kill him Barry would have been hailed as a hero for getting rid of him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2020 08:32 AM (krq/m)

252 From long ago the old company I use to work for
built a lot of stores for a grocery store chain. I know as saw it in the
produce section some items went for all but cost, others had multiple
hundred mark up. Have always suspected that is how every store works.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)

i am pretty good and knowing the prices of various wines. There are some stores such as Wegmans that offer consistently low prices but there are always exceptions. Target charges a nice mark up on most of their wines but a few high end ones are a good ten bucks cheaper. You have to really know a product to see this but it is illuminating.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:32 AM (n13/j)

253 248 Instead of the annoying chirping, they could put a chip in to provide a little music. Bugle calls, Led Zepp, opera arias, anything but the chirp.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:31 AM (C1Lsn)

Carlin said that a siren would have been better than a ringer as you would run to catch the phone to keep the siren from peaking.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:32 AM (JFO2v)

254 Today I get to go buy a tool cabinet/ dresser, and start sorting through thousands of tools to keep or give away.

Step one of a thousand steps to complete the basement project.

I'd rather stick a fork in my eye.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:22 AM

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I did that last year. I took every tool I didn't want or need any longer and put them in boxes and took them to the VFW and put them in the store room. They disappeared virtually overnight.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 05, 2020 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

255 Is there any truth to the rumor that the Australian fires may have been set intentionally?

And 500 million dead animals, so far.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:33 AM (tT0V4)

256
I did that last year. I took every tool I didn't want or need any longer and put them in boxes and took them to the VFW and put them in the store room. They disappeared virtually overnight.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 05, 2020 08:33 AM (JUOKG)

I think I'll drive them over to Habitat.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:34 AM (TdMsT)

257 and i think Wegmans way over charges for a lot of their fresh food items. For their pastries as an example, they charge $5 at the low end no matter what it is. These guys are not losing money I promise you.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:34 AM (n13/j)

258 Mine removal duty. Craperdick, Milano...front and center.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 05, 2020 08:06 AM (VcFUs)

Soviet style. Start walking across the field

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2020 08:34 AM (krq/m)

259 I was awakened at 6 am today by a high pitched chiping.

Upstairs smoke detector.

I thought--but the battery shouldn't need to be changed til the New Year!

Oh, wait...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (TdMsT)

The other night our big 'scary' pitbull kept pacing around in our bedroom and jumping up on my side of the bed shivering. I couldn't figure out what was wrong with him...it wasn't storming or thundering. So I got up to go into the kitchen and get him some of his medicine because I thought maybe his stomach was upset. (he gets that sometimes).

As I'm walking into the kitchen I hear a smoke detector chirping in the basement. Hubby went down and removed the battery. Boom...he lays down and goes right to sleep.

So, if you want to scare a pitbull, use a chirping smoke detector.

Morning all....

Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (cF8AT)

260 Ilham Omar seems more concerned about Who helped salami die than 911 where somebody. (Shrug)did something
Giggle

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (lpi7i)

261 I am discerning also too.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (qy1p+)

262 Instead of the annoying chirping, they could put a
chip in to provide a little music. Bugle calls, Led Zepp, opera arias,
anything but the chirp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:31 AM (C1Lsn)

Long ago Sears sold a microwave with a small TV built in, never saw it again. Sort of like the Japanese with the computer built into the door so you can look at the internet while get the milk..

Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (J2Dcb)

263
Sounds wintery windy outside - not a good sign.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (pNxlR)

264
You Deplorables are seriously deficient in self-righteous humorless scolding!

*sniff*

Posted by: Progtard Fuckwit at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (w3OLr)

265 I think I'll drive them over to Habitat.
Posted by: Ladyl

A screwdriver drive...
Head 'em up, move 'em out!

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (vd8XM)

266 Top of the morning, etc.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (qy1p+)

267 I know how you feel LadyL. I've got all my Grandpa's tools and my Dad is talking about dumping a bunch more on me soon, including a big metal lathe that I have no space for.

The nice thing though about having ten drills is you can have different bits loaded in each one and don't have to always be swapping bits.

Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:37 AM (Tnijr)

268 243 My Samsung washer went from chirping to sing songing a few days ago for set up and at loads finish.
Now that's weird right !?
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (lp

Yes.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:37 AM (qy1p+)

269 254 I kept a tool bag with just enough stuff for a household fix. The rest went to a VFW up in PA who was collecting them, helping returning vets getting back in the workforce. The power tools I sold (the names Bill, not Rothschild).

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:37 AM (C1Lsn)

270
So, if you want to scare a pitbull, use a chirping smoke detector.

Morning all....
Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2020 08:35 AM (cF8AT)

My daughter's dog literally lost his mind and was a wreck for months after their smoke doctors beeped all day (she and her husband were at work).

Makes me upset just thinking about it.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:37 AM (TdMsT)

271 The worst is my Subaru's ever-escalating seatbelt
alarm. I get it! It's dangerous to drive 5 mph from the mailbox to my
carport without a belt!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:24 AM (Dc2NZ)

that is why I dont' like new stuff. I rented a car a while back and while driving on a country road I crossed the lane line. The car said I needed some coffee. Screw you car!
Any car that doesn't have a cigarette lighter is a car I don't trust.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:38 AM (n13/j)

272 Speaking of tools and dollar stotes gives me an idea, LadyL

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:38 AM (YSJ+E)

273 @Qasam_Soleimani

FOR SALE: 2016 black Ford Explorer

34,000 miles, 4-wheel drive, minor dents

$14k or best offer

Posted by: Tami at January 05, 2020 08:39 AM (cF8AT)

274 Pancakes with lots of butter and real maple syrup and bacon.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 05, 2020 08:39 AM (Z+IKu)

275 267 I know how you feel LadyL. I've got all my Grandpa's tools and my Dad is talking about dumping a bunch more on me soon, including a big metal lathe that I have no space for.

The nice thing though about having ten drills is you can have different bits loaded in each one and don't have to always be swapping bits.
Posted by: freaked at January 05, 2020 08:37 AM (Tnijr)

I only have one cordless drill, but I do love it to pieces!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:39 AM (TdMsT)

276 The car said I needed some coffee. Screw you car!
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:38 AM (n13/j)

I'd listen to the car, that sounds like good advice.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2020 08:39 AM (t+qrx)

277 -
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The worst is my Subaru's ever-escalating seatbelt
alarm. I get it! It's dangerous to drive 5 mph from the mailbox to my
carport without a belt!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:24 AM
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Here you go:

http://amzn.com/B07NHZCCFR

Also opens bottles.

Posted by: irright at January 05, 2020 08:40 AM (RVcmP)

278 I only have one cordless drill, but I do love it to pieces!
Posted by: Ladyl

Ya might want to reword this

Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:40 AM (vd8XM)

279 235 I hate nagging appliances. My new microwave beeps at me incessantly until I get that rewarmed coffee.
______________

I used to have a dog that loved popcorn. Really loved it. I'd put a bag in the microwave, and if I didn't get it out the moment the microwave beeped, the dog would get mad. She'd run to me and bark at me in a hectoring tone until I went and got the bag out.

So not only did the appliances nag me, the dog did too. I had nagging in stereo.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (k4dH2)

280 The naproxen kicked in. Mobile again.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (C1Lsn)

281 Runner first time it happened I emptied the load looking for a cell phone or kids toy! It seems to still do same job but jingle bells through spins. Rinses. Etc

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (lpi7i)

282 "The car said I needed some coffee. Screw you car!
Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:38 AM (n13/j)

I'd listen to the car, that sounds like good advice."

Anybody else remember the old TV show, My Mother, the Car?

Everything old is new again.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (tT0V4)

283 Remember when if you put something in the empty passenger seat, you go an alarm. I think the weight of the bag thought you had a person in the seat without a seat belt hooked up. My VW had that.

Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (J2Dcb)

284 Trump's timing on Iran is perfect. I don't think he tries to do this in a cunning, political way, it is just who he is and how this aligns with an American sensibility. People are sick and fucking fed up with terrorism. Trump is saying, simply, enough is enough; it doesn't have to be this way. And of course as a contrast we are able to see the stupid gyrations of appeasement we went through with Obama.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (H8QX8)

285 Can a samsung washer be hacked? Or has the washer always been smarter than I?

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (lpi7i)

286 So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (qy1p+)

287 >>So if they did have the opportunity they would have killed him?

Right? Like Susan thinks we'd believe that they would have. They were too focused on the "deal" to dare risk it by doing anything to upset Iran. The fact that they didn't even bother to use the deal negotiations as leverage to get Americans released as a precondition to the negotiations says it all: the deal was important than saving American lives, either directly (release prisoners in Iran) or indirectly (taking out Soleimani).

They were *also* willing to include in their precious deal the terms that America was required to protect Iran from any aggressive act for another country (such as Israel). That says it all, too, doesn't it about how much they were willing to NOT take out Soleimani or do even the smallest thing to push back on Iran's terror-sowing throughout the ME.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (bDqIh)

288 OT: Massey-Ferguson is a popular tractor in these parts. I'm not so sure the export models are of the same quality:

https://bit.ly/2ZPyw4M

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (oTMWb)

289 http://amzn.com/B07NHZCCFR
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Why would I need a ...... oooooohhhhh

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (Dc2NZ)

290 278 I only have one cordless drill, but I do love it to pieces!
Posted by: Ladyl

Ya might want to reword this
Posted by: Bruce at January 05, 2020 08:40 AM (vd8XM)

You're right.

Yikes.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:43 AM (TdMsT)

291 ( you know you don't have to answer that)

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:43 AM (lpi7i)

292 Can a samsung washer be hacked? Or has the washer always been smarter than I?
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (lpi7i)

Yes. Not sure....

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:44 AM (qy1p+)

293 Remember when if you put something in the empty passenger seat, you go an alarm. I think the weight of the bag thought you had a person in the seat without a seat belt hooked up. My VW had that.
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (J2Dcb)

I hate that misfeature so much.

Yes, car. Thank you ever so much for dinging at me. That is my imaginary friend who weighs 6 pounds and refuses to wear a seatbelt. I've tried to buckle him in, but he's a scrappy little shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2020 08:44 AM (t+qrx)

294 Is Iran now planning terrorist attacks against us, are Democrats now angry with us, is the NYT engaged in treason?

So, same as last week.

Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 08:44 AM (8ruUE)

295 Lizzy there is an 2015 article in the

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM (lpi7i)

296 I see that dckhead non football player said something about black and brown people terrorized by Trump.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Most Iranians would stab him for calling them black or brown.

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM (B7KlG)

297 286 So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (qy1p+)

maybe add some words to darth vader entry theme

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

298 Whoops # Telegraph that states Obama gave salami amnesty!

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:46 AM (lpi7i)

299 Runner first time it happened I emptied the load looking for a cell phone or kids toy! It seems to still do same job but jingle bells through spins. Rinses. Etc
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:41 AM (lpi7i)

I am sure there is a way to turn it off. Git that book that came with Your appliance. Or did it fall off a truck?

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:46 AM (qy1p+)

300 So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.
Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (qy1p+)

The Green Hills of Earth.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2020 08:47 AM (t+qrx)

301 288 OT: Massey-Ferguson is a popular tractor in these parts. I'm not so sure the export models are of the same quality:

https://bit.ly/2ZPyw4M
Posted by: t-bird at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (oTMWb)

1st comment is best comment.

Third world for a reason.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:47 AM (YSJ+E)

302 This sudden urge of appliances to start making up jingles isn't limited, a co-worker's screw gun battery charger just started to do that, he said it didn't do that before.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:47 AM (ZCEU2)

303 "Is Iran now planning terrorist attacks against us, are Democrats now angry with us, is the NYT engaged in treason?

So, same as last week."

Pretty much.

Just remember, the same logic that gets us "Trump is creating terrorists" also get us..

Women Create Rapists.

And The Obama Administration solved complex and long standing problems by placing them on the back burner.

(We really need to save that quote from the hair sniffing idiot, for future use)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:47 AM (tT0V4)

304 maybe add some words to darth vader entry theme
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

Xavtly! Also, jazzed up variation on Star Trek theme.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:48 AM (qy1p+)

305 "So, same as last week."

Screech, screech, impeach.

Posted by: WTP at January 05, 2020 08:48 AM (WQfDg)

306 Runner o sure you're Suggesting I read the manual. Looks into my crystal ball.

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:49 AM (lpi7i)

307 So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM (qy1p+)
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Space Pants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnjFQYVcL7o

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:50 AM (Dc2NZ)

308 My theory is that the Chinese are putting a small micro chip into everything they sell and someday soon, those chips will explode and burn down every house in the USA.

Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:50 AM (J2Dcb)

309 Flight of the Valkries or 2001 a Space Odyssey.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:51 AM (n13/j)

310 The Green Hills of Earth.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 05, 2020 08:47 AM (t+qrx)

From 1950s?? The tempo is all wrong.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:51 AM (qy1p+)

311 Speaking of appliances..

We were in our favorite BestBuy outlet store the other day.

Morons, take the time to see if one of these 11 stores in the entire United States is within traveling distance to you.

If you establish rapport with the employees, they will provide the best service imaginable.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:52 AM (tT0V4)

312
308 My theory is that the Chinese are putting a small micro chip into everything they sell and someday soon, those chips will explode and burn down every house in the USA.
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:50 AM (J2Dcb)

Thank you very much!

Just one more thing to keep me perpetually anxious!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 08:52 AM (TdMsT)

313 Whoops # Telegraph that states Obama gave salami amnesty!

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:46 AM (lpi7i)

Of course he did. I'm surprised that Barry didn't give him a medal

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 05, 2020 08:53 AM (krq/m)

314 Space Pants!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnjFQYVcL7o
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Revered She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 05, 2020 08:50 AM

Yes! Very close to what I had in mind!

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:53 AM (qy1p+)

315 >So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.

Space Cowboy

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2020 08:53 AM (iTXRQ)

316 Tom Brady should have retired after they won last year. How much more money does he need?

Posted by: Jonah at January 05, 2020 08:53 AM (Ae8bS)

317 I wonder if the CENTCOM staff was scrambling all night to prioritize a list of 52 targets. I would prefer 272.

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 08:53 AM (B7KlG)

318 maybe add some words to darth vader entry theme

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM (JFO2v)

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Space: 1999 (second season)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 05, 2020 08:54 AM (cfSRQ)

319
So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:42 AM

maybe add some words to darth vader entry theme

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:45 AM

We'll kick your ass
& we'll do it from space

We'll kick your ass
& we'll do it from space

We'll come from space
& we'll fcuk you up right now
fcuk you up right now
fcuk you up right now

We're Space Force & we'll
fcuk you up right now

eh, needs work

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2020 08:54 AM (DUIap)

320 "Thank you very much!

Just one more thing to keep me perpetually anxious!"

Federal and local government really wants to see multiple smoke detectors in EVERY home.

And have passed laws requiring the purchase of the new 10-year worry free type.

Almost all are made in,
Wait for it...

Tada!

China!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:55 AM (tT0V4)

321 Bawitdaba by Kid Rock

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 08:55 AM (YSJ+E)

322 My Samsung washer went from chirping to sing songing a few days ago for set up and at loads finish.

Now that's weird right !?
Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 08:29 AM (lpi7i)

It probably got the software update.

personally, I am enamored of dumb appliances and I am waiting for the forthcoming Butlerian Jihad

Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2020 08:55 AM (1glZx)

323 312. China made a clever mood buying various hollywood studios. Notice how the marxist actors never are critical of chines human rights? Because they sign george clooneys paychecks

Posted by: Jonah at January 05, 2020 08:56 AM (Ae8bS)

324 319 Alton

Something something tungsten rods hurled down at a billion mph
Something something

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 05, 2020 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

325 "I wonder if the CENTCOM staff was scrambling all night to prioritize a list of 52 targets. I would prefer 272."

444 hits my sweet spot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:56 AM (tT0V4)

326 eh, needs work

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2020 08:54 AM (DUIap)

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Nah, just move on. By the way, great hash.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 05, 2020 08:56 AM (NVYyb)

327 Obama gave Salami amnesty. Figures.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 08:57 AM (qy1p+)

328 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Saw everybody fussing about the car seat alarm thingy. That's a simple disconnect, there's usually a wire with a connector underneath the seat, can't miss it, there's only one. Disconnect the wire and Viola! No more annoying alarm for not having your groceries strapped in.

Been doing this for years to the vehicles with no trouble.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 05, 2020 08:57 AM (HaL55)

329 >>Whoops # Telegraph that states Obama gave salami amnesty!

Wait - what?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 08:57 AM (bDqIh)

330 "Obama gave Salami amnesty. Figures."

Just like every other promise that Obama made,
It came with an expiration date.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:58 AM (tT0V4)

331 "I wonder if the CENTCOM staff was scrambling all night to prioritize a list of 52 targets. I would prefer 272."

444 hits my sweet spot.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Day 1, Day 2, Day 3

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 08:58 AM (B7KlG)

332 At some point, the Iranian people need to grow a pair and push the mullahs out? Only way for regime change. Persians are educated people.

Posted by: Jonah at January 05, 2020 08:59 AM (Ae8bS)

333 BBY stock has done remarkably well over the last few years since new age types thought it would got bust. Then again, BBBY has done pretty poorly. I am altogether off BBBY and I know their trick. If you use the 20 percent off coupon, you will get the product for the retail market rate.

Posted by: Quint at January 05, 2020 08:59 AM (n13/j)

334 There is only so much you can do with a pen and a phone after all.

Posted by: Skip at January 05, 2020 08:59 AM (ZCEU2)

335
Next to the French Toast.
With butter, and maple syrup.
Posted by: Village Idiot's

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Ah, shit.
*heads to bomb shelter*

Posted by: Gooshy at January 05, 2020 09:00 AM (VqLPG)

336 >So, I've been thinking (please, please, no applause needed) Spaceforcr (tm) needs its own battle song.

Space Cowboy
Posted by: DB

The song the Apollo13 guys had on during the telecast.

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 09:00 AM (B7KlG)

337 Put your pants on..

The Book Thread is here.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 09:00 AM (tT0V4)

338 330. Did you see the obama compound in marthas vineyard? It is huge and right on the water. Come in as a socialist , leave as A .one percenter

Posted by: Jonah at January 05, 2020 09:00 AM (Ae8bS)

339 >>Obama gave Salami amnesty

The guy was behind Benghazi, the murder of a US diplomat, and hundreds of Americans killed in the ME --- how would that not be treason? If that's not the right rem, legally speaking, what is? He was an open enemy of our country, and was actively directing terror against us up until the day he died.

I can't even comprehend this -- that would be like giving bin Laden or al Bagdadi amnesty.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 09:01 AM (bDqIh)

340 Just like every other promise that Obama made,
It came with an expiration date.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 05, 2020 08:58 AM (tT0V4)

Hah. Salami was prancing around the world, exposing himself all over ME . Thought he was immune, too big to fail.

Posted by: runner at January 05, 2020 09:01 AM (qy1p+)

341 Con Coughlin July 2015 Telegraph.

I can no longer see full article because the want me to register...the gist was how kissed off they were because.of all the terror he had committed again st them and others for years!

Maybe one of you can. Retrieve article

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 09:01 AM (doHr9)

342 Lizzy he did similar thing to British emmbSsy in 2011. Also.telegraph article in 2011

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 09:03 AM (fCcXM)

343 "Next will come the tweet calling for Death to America"
From Iran, UN, or 2020 dem presidential candidates?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 05, 2020 09:03 AM (qE+mY)

344 Sorry the Apollo 11 song

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 09:03 AM (B7KlG)

345 >The song the Apollo13 guys had on during the telecast.
Posted by: Jean

Spirit In The Sky- one of my faves

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2020 09:03 AM (iTXRQ)

346 When I sold my house last spring, I was required to install 3 carbon monoxide detectors before I could put it on the market.

Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2020 09:04 AM (MTxDQ)

347
308 My theory is that the Chinese are putting a small micro chip into everything they sell and someday soon, those chips will explode and burn down every house in the USA.
Posted by: Colin at January 05, 2020 08:50 AM (J2Dcb)

A pity the Left forgot to give the Obamas the memo on Global Warming and rising sea levels.

I simply can't wait for ocean-front property to become free!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:04 AM (TdMsT)

348 Space Truckin' or Electric Eye

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 05, 2020 09:05 AM (qE+mY)

349 So the washer was beeping because the load was uneven.

I apologized. It told me to go fuck myself.

Smartass.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 09:05 AM (YSJ+E)

350
The top ten BEST stocks to own in the last 10 years in Canada list showed DOLLORAMA (our Dollar Store equiv)

$10,000 in 10 years ago NOW $325,000 ONLY 3rd best.

a come from the dead Kinross GOLD mine was $450,000 the WINNER and Aliment couche Tard (Quebec 7/11 equiv ) 2nd place worth 376,000$

Missed them all, but I did look at Dollorama and sat on my ass on it Dammit I coulda been a BENDER BIG SPENDER!!!!!

Posted by: saf at January 05, 2020 09:05 AM (5IHGB)

351 >Did you see the obama compound in marthas vineyard? It is huge and right on the water

sounds like he missed the 'sea levels are rising and will kill us all' memo

Posted by: DB at January 05, 2020 09:05 AM (iTXRQ)

352 Kindltot. I do think non smart. Or non computer appliances are really the best buy. I feel the same way about cars. Hard to do d though

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 09:06 AM (fCcXM)

353
sounds like he missed the 'sea levels are rising and will kill us all' memo
Posted by: DB at January 05, 2020 09:05 AM (iTXRQ)

Ahem. #347.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 05, 2020 09:06 AM (TdMsT)

354 Mother Country by John Stewart

Posted by: Jean at January 05, 2020 09:07 AM (B7KlG)

355 Y'alls know Obama can stop the sea from rising, right?

Posted by: Any Democrat at January 05, 2020 09:07 AM (YSJ+E)

356 We all know Obama can not only walk on Water but carry all his family leaving no footprints in the washed sand

Posted by: willow at January 05, 2020 09:09 AM (fCcXM)

357 Alimentation Couche Tard is still a strong BUY for those that speak Greek!!!!

send blank cheques to SafPrise Enterprises...........out motto
"YA START OUT WITH A BUCK THEN YOU GET FUCKED"

Posted by: saf at January 05, 2020 09:09 AM (5IHGB)

358 Susan Rice conveniently omitted the part where her administration pardoned Salami and others in the deal they made with Iran.

That's damning to leave that out and make it seem as if the IC and military were at fault for not providing actionable intelligence.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2020 09:10 AM (HYouL)

359 Sun is shining, looks a little windy. An okay day to do a little outside work in the bracing air.

Posted by: jsg at January 05, 2020 09:10 AM (YSJ+E)

360
nood books

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 05, 2020 09:12 AM (DUIap)

361 Outside would be nice, except it's only 16 out.

Posted by: Infidel at January 05, 2020 09:12 AM (MTxDQ)

362 The last time Rice went on the news shows and told bald-faced lies was the last time Rice went on the news shows and told bald-faced lies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 05, 2020 09:16 AM (Ndje9)

363 Re the Obama compound.

We're going to have to send in SEAL Team Six at zero dark thirty to extracate his traitorous ass for his treason trial.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2020 09:16 AM (HYouL)

364 >>>Can a samsung washer be hacked?<<<

Disable with extreme prejudice.

Posted by: Fritz at January 05, 2020 09:19 AM (zD38/)

365 #331 We could have a zombie Ted Koppel each day for 444 days tell us what day of the Trump bombing campaign it is and what the days target is.

Then Ted could give us a BDA on the previous day's attacks and the likelyhood that we would go back to bomb the rubble.

Posted by: torabora at January 05, 2020 09:21 AM (HYouL)

366 http://bit.ly/37DozKg
********
PDT/ Kim Jong-Un MEME

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 05, 2020 09:23 AM (BqBId)

367 I can't even comprehend this -- that would be like giving bin Laden or al Bagdadi amnesty.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 05, 2020 09:01 AM (bDqIh)

It would be like turning Charles Manson into a pop icon . . . Oh, right.

Posted by: Kindltot at January 05, 2020 09:31 AM (1glZx)

368 Breaking: Administration Officials not authorized to speak on the issue have said that a recent e-mail sent from the Late Iranian General to President Donald Trump has been leaked.

It is reported to have said "I have information and evidence which could land Hillary Clinton in jail"

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