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Hopefull
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:31 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2019 02:32 PM (rBtIz) 3
I'll go and summon The Others.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2019 02:32 PM (rBtIz) 4
Sgt James " Schultz" Comey knows nothing, sees nothing.
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:34 PM (ZCEU2) 5
@Doranimated
Comey says "my recollection" every 2 seconds. Who talks like this, except for Tony Soprano after consulting his lawyer? Every time Comey uses the phrase, it shows he's sweating, in deep legal jeopardy. Not deep enough, of course, but still. Posted by: Ha at December 15, 2019 02:34 PM (UU64l) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:34 PM (WsmTT) 7
The Others have been summoned.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 15, 2019 02:34 PM (rBtIz) 8
What? Is that a little Nixonian sweat on St James of the Redwoods' upper lip? Indict McCabe and let's see what he has to say.
Posted by: DaveD at December 15, 2019 02:34 PM (P5fqQ) 9
Ok, under penalty of perjury I "signed" the FISA warrant applications, but I didn't "sign-sign" them.
Posted by: Sweat scented druid Philosopher at December 15, 2019 02:35 PM (QzkSJ) 10
"I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable."
Got it. It's all the fault of those damnable procedures. Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:35 PM (T6t7i) 11
I always call them if it's my job
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:35 PM (ZCEU2) 12
> Who talks like this, except for Tony Soprano after consulting his lawyer?
Pretty much anyone, after consulting his lawyer. Saying flat-out "I did this" or "that thing happened" can get you charged with perjury, but you can't be charged for having a faulty memory (nor is there any way to prove that your memory isn't faulty). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (WsmTT) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (7rVsF) Posted by: James Comey at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (xPcn3) 15
He is overconfident of his innocence.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (38jed) Posted by: SMH at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (RU4sa) Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (ZLI7S) 18
I will every day until it happens pray to see Jim in a orange jumpsuit.
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (ZCEU2) 19
I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable.
That, and the woods were especially compelling that day. Posted by: James Comey at December 15, 2019 02:36 PM (T6t7i) 20
What's fascinating is that Comey gets to tell his side of this, all day long, every day, for as long as he remains a free man.
Now, take just about anybody, and have them tweet something like "gay isn't genetic, and dressing up like the opposite sex is crazy," and you'll be hounded out of public life, essentially forever... or as long as twatter exists. Whichever comes last. Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (hku12) 21
Behind bars would be a good look for Comey.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (mO7+Z) 22
but you can't be charged for having a faulty memory (nor is there any way to prove that your memory isn't faulty).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Uh, no. Posted by: "Scooter" Libby at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (eXA4G) 24
> I was overconfident as director in our procedures,
And who is responsible for specifying the "procedures"? Could maybe the director have a small bit of authority in that area? Perhaps? Just a tiny bit? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (WsmTT) Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (FhXTo) 26
James Comey is not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (38jed) Posted by: washrivergal at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (XtntB) 28
"I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable."
Got it. It's all the fault of those damnable procedures. Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:35 PM (T6t7i) Nothing says "leadership" like blaming procedures. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2019 02:38 PM (y7DUB) 29
10 "I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable."
Got it. It's all the fault of those damnable procedures. Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:35 PM (T6t7i) Whatever happened to "the buck stops here"? Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 15, 2019 02:38 PM (Uu+Jp) 30
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable.
Posted by: George Custer at December 15, 2019 02:39 PM (hku12) 31
Mind you, I would have said something earlier- like, years ago- but I didn't want to slant the investigation.
Posted by: James Comey at December 15, 2019 02:39 PM (xPcn3) 32
I was overconfident as director in our procedures,
And who is responsible for specifying the "procedures"? Could maybe the director have a small bit of authority in that area? Perhaps? Just a tiny bit? Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia Those "procedures" were put in place by.....Robert Mewler. Posted by: Miklos, out-pointing at December 15, 2019 02:39 PM (QzkSJ) 33
So when does Cummy get frog-marched to PMITA prison? Pay-per-view? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (eXA4G) Will his first prison buggering be recorded? Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp) 34
>>Whatever happened to "the buck stops here"?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods You rang? Posted by: The Biden Crime Family at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (2cuLk) 35
The procedures failed us. Darned procedures...
Posted by: Capt. of the Titanic at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (xPcn3) 36
As Lindsey Graham (yeah, I know) said, this is the biggest, most high-profile FISA authorization ever sought, fraught with potential for abuse, and he never asked to see the supporting documentation before he signed it? You can believe that if you want, but there's a better explanation that fits the facts. Someone (my guess is Carlin) has already sung, or will soon sing, with a different, more plausible story.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (jK8Z7) 37
He signed two or three of the FISA applications there by attesting to their veracity under penalty of law. How I would Love to see the FBI swat teams show up at his door he being frog walked to a waiting paddy wagon. Ain't gonna happen, but one can dream.
Posted by: rah at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (QGdgs) 38
So when does Cummy get frog-marched to PMITA prison? Pay-per-view? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2019 02:37 PM (eXA4G) Will his first prison buggering be recorded? Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (Uu+Jp) That might be the first and only time I voluntarily watch ghey pron. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (eXA4G) 39
Comey will be overconfident in the joint and use the apple jelly instead of the grape jelly when he is tossing the salads. Salads, plural, with an "s".
The new fish always learn the hard way. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Z+IKu) 40
Will his first prison buggering be recorded?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Nah. VIPs get the privacy of the Epstein Suite. Posted by: Miklos, almost certain at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (QzkSJ) 41
34 >>Whatever happened to "the buck stops here"?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods You rang? Posted by: The Biden Crime Family at December 15, 2019 02:40 PM (2cuLk) Point well made. There have been a lot of bucks stopping at the Biden Crime Family. Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (Uu+Jp) 42
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable -
Jan 27, 1991 Posted by: Scott Norwood at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (hku12) 43
Ah, mistakes were made, I just wanted to do my job so well I just got to darned eager, I'm too trusting really is a fault of mine
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (vPKfA) 44
"He's right, I was wrong," Comey said about how the FBI used the FISA process, adding, "I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable."
---------------- 6' 8" inches of crapweasel with the integrity of Bill Clinton.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 45
Control Alt Delete the FBI, FISA and CIA.
Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2019 02:42 PM (MTxDQ) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:42 PM (WsmTT) Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (I2/tG) 48
He signed two or three of the FISA applications there by attesting to their veracity under penalty of law. How I would Love to see the FBI swat teams show up at his door he being frog walked to a waiting paddy wagon. Ain't gonna happen, but one can dream.
Posted by: rah at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (QGdgs) Martha Stewart says that lying to the FBI means hard time. Posted by: DR.WTF at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (aS1PU) 49
This is what Ron Ziegler called a modified, limited hangout. Admit to something small, so that becomes the story and no one notices you haven't admitted to the big thing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (jK8Z7) 50
Yeah, that whole St. Valentine's Day massacre, I was overconfident.
Posted by: Al Capone at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (+y/Ru) 51
No dysgenic at Comeys height.
Posted by: henry at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (J3Rfi) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (zBaqJ) 53
As a younger man I was driving along too fast for the posted speed limit, and was pulled over, and I remembered the tips to get out of a ticket. Be polite and when asked "Do you know how fast you were going?" to answer "Honestly officer I was paying more attention to my surroundings."
Still got the ticket. St. James needs to remember who he is or was at the time. So fall on your sword or rat out those who told you to do it. Nope time to post twitter pictures of the forrest. Posted by: Picric at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (nonGu) 54
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable-
July 23, 2019 Posted by: Metropolitan Correctional Center at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (hku12) 55
Rudy has been very busy.
@RudyGiuliani Dem's impeachment for innocent conduct is intended to obstruct the below investigations of Obama-era corruption: - Billions of laundered $ - Billions, mostly US $, widely misused - Extortion - Bribery - DNC collusion w/ Ukraine to destroy candidate Trump Much more to come. Money laundering. Who knew? Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (ZLI7S) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (hDHPO) 57
I thought Libby outright denied being the leaker?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:42 PM (WsmTT) Yes. He was convicted for his memory being different from Tim Russert's. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (jK8Z7) 58
Remember, you need to distinguish between local cops, who are incompetent, racist, murderers; and the FBI, which is as pure as the driven snow!
Posted by: The Media! at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (I2/tG) 59
Chris Wallace is an embarrassment to FOX News.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (hYUjK) 60
If I am guilty of anything, it is having faith in our procedures.
Posted by: James Comey at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (xPcn3) 61
49 This is what Ron Ziegler called a modified, limited hangout. Admit to something small, so that becomes the story and no one notices you haven't admitted to the big thing.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:43 PM (jK8Z7) James "Just the Tip" Comey. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (zBaqJ) 62
"Blessed is he who reveals the secret communications of a corrupt king, for he hath laid the path of many book signings." St. James of the Comey, Pine-scented Druid philosopher
Posted by: fly gal at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (wqpwx) 63
If Carter Page was a CIA asset, used against Russia, as we suspected before the IG report and as it now appears to be the case, why was it necessary to get a FISA warrant on him to get intel on what the Russians were up to?
Fact is, it wasn't, which implies that the actual surveillance target was somebody other than Page. "I wonder who might that be," a curious journalist might inquire. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (1CjJc) 64
30 I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable.
Posted by: George Custer at December 15, 2019 02:39 PM (hku12) I too was overconfident in our procedures, and that thing with the iceberg was not acceptable. But we did almost set a speed record for crossing the Atlantic. - Capt. Edward Smith Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (pNm1M) 65
The real question now is who is the presumed firewall? Who takes one for the team, goes to jail, and breaks the chain? It sounds like Comey is afraid it might be him. We know neither Hillary nor Obama will, but we might just get above the file clerk in the Cincinnati office.
Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (T6t7i) 66
Is Comey setting the stage for a hung jury?
Sure is Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (ZCEU2) 67
So who still believes this long tall drink of piss? Colbert's clapping seals? Low IQ Meeka? Mega Keating McEatingDisorder? The Rear Admiral and French Davidians?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (y7DUB) 68
Money laundering. Who knew?
Posted by: JackStraw The State Dept. IG during Hillary's tenure really shoulda noticed the missing billions. I mean, if there had been one. Posted by: Miklos, not a believer in coincidence at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (QzkSJ) 69
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable -
July 3, 1863 Posted by: General Pickett at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (hku12) 70
57 I thought Libby outright denied being the leaker?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 02:42 PM (WsmTT) Yes. He was convicted for his memory being different from Tim Russert's. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:44 PM (jK8Z7) Richard Armitage was the leaker. Free as a bird. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ) 71
Comey, Brennan, Clapper, etc., all get the run of the alphabet networks, lie with impunity and make excuses for their behavior with all the sanctimony of the priests who piously rejected the silver returned by Judas.
May they all meet the same end.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 72
Dysgenic was oxygen before my iPad got to it.
Posted by: henry at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (J3Rfi) 73
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable -
May 6, 1937 Posted by: Hindenburg Captain at December 15, 2019 02:47 PM (hku12) 74
66 Is Comey setting the stage for a hung jury?
Sure is Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (ZCEU2) Even if Comey and the others actually are put on trial, the jury pool is in the 7 counties surrounding DC. The venue should be changed to Oklahoma. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:47 PM (zBaqJ) 75
If the dick-head feels the need to set the stage for a legal defense, it's a step in the right direction.
Anytime one of these sippers of cock, by choice I might add, feels the need to take a step back - it's a win. I like winning. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 02:47 PM (bYn+n) 76
just sawthe Jewell movie...so agent shaw is st. james big brother...
Posted by: krusty at December 15, 2019 02:47 PM (Psuwu) 77
Richard Armitage was the leaker. Free as a bird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ) And Colin Powell knew it and kept his mouth shut while Libby was persecuted. Of course, Libby was of no interest himself. Fitzgerald wanted Cheney and Powell wasn't going to save him. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:48 PM (jK8Z7) 78
Wallace:
"Did you know all of this?" Pine-scented Druid Philosopher: "All a whut?" "Depends on what the definition of IS, is". We've heard this all before. Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 15, 2019 02:48 PM (377Zs) 79
The Looming Dufus will make somebody a fine girlfriend in the Federal Pen.
Posted by: ALH at December 15, 2019 02:49 PM (eozwC) 80
The venue should be changed to Oklahoma.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Huber in Utah may yet have a role. Posted by: Miklos, changer of venues at December 15, 2019 02:49 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Bubba at December 15, 2019 02:49 PM (2cuLk) 82
Memory all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days I was beautiful then I remember The time I knew what happiness was Let the memory live again Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 02:49 PM (+y/Ru) 83
43 Ah, mistakes were made, I just wanted to do my job so well I just got to darned eager, I'm too trusting really is a fault of mine
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (vPKfA) That might fly if it weren't for the sham email server investigation, with predetermined outcome and handing out immunity like candy. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 15, 2019 02:49 PM (1CjJc) 84
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable -
Nine months before Jan 3, 2003 Posted by: Malena Ernman at December 15, 2019 02:50 PM (hku12) 85
Richard Armitage was the leaker. Free as a bird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ) Bigsby - I'll take W Fuck Ups for $400, Alex Trebek - This convicted administration member did not receive a pardon from W, even though W knew he was innocent. Bigsby - Who was Scooter Libby, Alex ? And I shagged your mother rotten. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 02:51 PM (bYn+n) 86
OT, but I thought this was very interesting, or concerning, or both.
https://tinyurl.com/tn92vuq If true, it's time for some JDAM target practice. Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:52 PM (T6t7i) 87
i think comey has spent his career avoiding responsibility.
Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Pg+x7) 88
Richard Armitage was the leaker. Free as a bird.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 02:46 PM (zBaqJ) And Colin Powell knew it and kept his mouth shut while Libby was persecuted. Of course, Libby was of no interest himself. Fitzgerald wanted Cheney and Powell wasn't going to save him. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:48 PM (jK8Z7) And GWB never pardoned Libby. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 15, 2019 02:52 PM (y7DUB) 89
If you glance at the linked article, you'll notice the new buzzphrase: "low threshold."
Yeah, Comey, we get it, the "low threshold" consisted of President Trump daring to win the election.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 90
When you watch Comey, ever since Trump 86ed his pasty ass, he knows he is going to the slammer.
That is why you have the weird walks in the woods, the philosoperrage, everything. He does not have the well-rested, look of a guy that with 410 million that is enjoying his retirement. Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu) 91
Oh, Comey was overconfident alright, along with the other coup plotters.
Everyone in the IC gets a participation trophy! Posted by: JuJuBee at December 15, 2019 02:53 PM (4pMBB) 92
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable -
Nine months before Jan 3, 2003 Posted by: Malena Ernman at December 15, 2019 02:50 PM (hku12) "I too was overconfident as in our procedures, and what happened was not acceptable. In fact, I've got a good mind to sue Trojans for their shitty quality control." Nine months before 4 August, 1961 Posted by: Zombie Barack Obama Sr. at December 15, 2019 02:53 PM (pNm1M) 93
"5 @Doranimated
Comey says "my recollection" every 2 seconds. Who talks like this, except for Tony Soprano after consulting his lawyer? Every time Comey uses the phrase, it shows he's sweating, in deep legal jeopardy. Not deep enough, of course, but still." Comey's confederates know what a slimy dick he is. If there is anything serious to come from this, it's a good bet they expect Saint James to roll on them. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 02:53 PM (iw59Q) Posted by: DC Jury at December 15, 2019 02:53 PM (UU64l) 95
Let's not begin the mutual fellatio just yet, Gentlemen. We all know his defense will be, "At the time I signed the warrant applications, I believed it to be true. I was not lying, I was simply wrong."
And he'll walk. Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 15, 2019 02:54 PM (jp0Bv) 96
Even if Comey gets a seat as a director for googl or similar he knows his reputation is destroyed and the everyone that would hire him knows he is a liar.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:55 PM (HALdu) 97
"90 When you watch Comey, ever since Trump 86ed his pasty ass, he knows he is going to the slammer.
That is why you have the weird walks in the woods, the philosoperrage, everything. He does not have the well-rested, look of a guy that with 410 million that is enjoying his retirement. " Comey's constant Biblical quotes and generalized sermonizing is straight up a white trash jailbird. He'll roll quicker than a crack whore during Fleet Week. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 02:55 PM (iw59Q) 98
6 How do you look in orange, Jimmy?
________________ Like a goofy retard, same as I look in every other color! Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at December 15, 2019 02:55 PM (k4dH2) 99
87 i think comey has spent his career avoiding responsibility.
Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Pg+x7) Comey has spent his career profiting off of his relationship and loyalty to the Clintons. A higher loyalty, indeed. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 15, 2019 02:56 PM (1CjJc) 100
>>Let's not begin the mutual fellatio just yet, Gentlemen. We all know his defense will be, "At the time I signed the warrant applications, I believed it to be true. I was not lying, I was simply wrong."
>>And he'll walk. He's got a lot more to worry about than the Carter Page FISA warrant. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 02:56 PM (ZLI7S) 101
CDKH
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:56 PM (HALdu) 102
i think comey has spent his career avoiding responsibility.
Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 02:52 PM (Pg+x7) Spoiler Alert - part of the trick to rising in any bureaucracy is avoiding responsibility. One Oh Shit cancels ten Atta' Boys. That is, truly, how shit works. Say it with me - a Bureaucracy is not a Meritocracy. Say it. To understand this is to understand why things work the way they work, and why they always work out this way - and, I'll add, why the way is always shitty. Understand this. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 02:56 PM (bYn+n) 103
Comey's constant Biblical quotes and generalized sermonizing is straight up a white trash jailbird. He'll roll quicker than a crack whore during Fleet Week.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 02:55 PM (iw59Q) Yes, and the worst thing is that he knows he is a bitch. Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:57 PM (HALdu) 104
Comey's constant Biblical quotes and generalized sermonizing is straight up a white trash jailbird. He'll roll quicker than a crack whore during Fleet Week.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 02:55 PM (iw59Q) ------------- The Bible quoting thing is why I know Comey is a fake Christian. If Comey was truly Christian, he'd confess his failures and accept his punishment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 105
He's got a lot more to worry about than the Carter Page FISA warrant.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 02:56 PM (ZLI7S) ^^this Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (jK8Z7) 106
Another OT: Greta Thunberg is catching some heat for her "up against the wall" comment. She has now issued an "apology". You'll never guess who is at fault.
"Yesterday I said we must hold our leaders accountable and unfortunately said "put them against the wall". That's Swenglish....means to hold someone accountable...That's what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologise if anyone misunderstood this." Posted by: pep at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (T6t7i) 107
"He's right, I was wrong," Comey said about how the FBI used the FISA
process, adding, "I was overconfident as director in our procedures," and that what happened "was not acceptable." See it's not St. Jimmy's fault or the rest of the crooked crew at the FBI. It's those damn procedures that made things go wrong Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (cWKsE) 108
Comey is going down faster than Hunter Biden for a meth dildo.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (HALdu) 109
OT, but I thought this was very interesting, or concerning, or both.
https://tinyurl.com/tn92vuq - This is supposed to be Christmas, not Halloween. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (+y/Ru) 110
Klimafuhrer
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (HALdu) 111
Donald Trump's superpower is that he is presiding over the best economy in at least the last fifty years, while job prospects for "journalists" are as bad as in the Great Depression.
The latest shoe to drop is that Bloomberg Media just took over a website called CityLab from the Atlantic, and laid off all the staff. CityLab is devoted to explaining how cars are evil, and why everyone should be forced to live in a 500 square foot apartment in a high-rise building next to a mass transit stop. Kriston Capps, one of the laid-off staffers, is of course whining on Twitter about how Unfair this all is. Kriston's last article in City Lab was about how wonderful is would be to provide tenants facing eviction with "free" legal help (no discussion of what this would do to rents or to screening of prospective tenants), but he also concentrates on the Big Things, like in an article that starts; It's time to crack down on single-use plastic drinking utensils, the world's most disposable product Best of luck on the job search, Kriston. I'd tell you to learn to code, but the joke is that people like you became journalists because you were incapable of learning how to code. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (I2/tG) 112
George Costanza has nothing on Comey.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (38jed) 113
Until one is put in jail I think everyone of them is sure they won't.
For all the posturing Hillary did claiming she did nothing she has to know she should be locked up for life but never will be. Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (m45I2) 115
Comey is going down faster than Hunter Biden for a meth dildo.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 02:58 PM (HALdu) I'm not placing any quatloos on that square yet. But - I'll say this - he's not acting confident, for the first time. That means something. And I don't think he's sly enough to bluff. He's concerned. And I like it. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (bYn+n) 116
If Comey was truly Christian, he'd confess his failures and accept his punishment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 02:57 PM (WEBkv) The Enron treasurer went to my church. He pleaded guilty at his arraignment without a plea bargain and went to medium-security prison for almost 5 years (halfway house for the last few months). His explanation for why he didn't fight the charges? I was guilty. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (jK8Z7) 117
Until one is put in jail I think everyone of them is sure they won't.
For all the posturing Hillary did claiming she did nothing she has to know she should be locked up for life but never will be. Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (ZCEU2) Did you see that pic of her? Who is going to convict a clown? Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (+y/Ru) 119
In her interview with the FBI regarding her private email server, The Chappaqua Chipmunk told the FBI 39 times that she, "Could not recall".
THAT'S who talks like this. Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 15, 2019 03:01 PM (377Zs) 120
The Bible quoting thing is why I know Comey is a fake Christian.
If Comey was truly Christian, he'd confess his failures and accept his punishment. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 02:57 PM (WEBkv) I'm thinking in the manor of what Henry II got Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2019 03:02 PM (cWKsE) 121
I'm not placing any quatloos on that square yet.
But - I'll say this - he's not acting confident, for the first time. That means something. And I don't think he's sly enough to bluff. He's concerned. And I like it. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (bYn+n) Yeah, I am not sure he is going down but I like talking smack almost as much as Hunter Biden likes doing smack. Your are right about Comey, someone removed his confidence recently. Would guess that with as much wrongdoing as is set forth by the IG he is panicked at what Durham and Barr are going to do to him. Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (HALdu) 122
*manner not manor
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (cWKsE) 123
His explanation for why he didn't fight the charges? I was guilty.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:00 PM (jK8Z7) That is noble, and rare. That's a good man that made a mistake and owned it. I can respect that. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (bYn+n) 124
"100 >>Let's not begin the mutual fellatio just yet, Gentlemen. We all know his defense will be, "At the time I signed the warrant applications, I believed it to be true. I was not lying, I was simply wrong."
>>And he'll walk. He's got a lot more to worry about than the Carter Page FISA warrant." Comey definitely is worried. In fact, James Comey thinks he going to the slammer more than I think James Comey is going to the slammer. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (iw59Q) Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (1g7ch) 126
It's time to crack down on single-use plastic drinking utensils, the world's most disposable product
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 02:59 PM (I2/tG) No kidding, a leftist who wants to crack down on somebody. There's a first. But he's mistaken. The world's most disposable product is ... journalism. Posted by: Zombie Barack Obama Sr. at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (pNm1M) 127
I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Sir Cloudsley Shovel at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (7rVsF) 129
I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ZCEU2) Masochist. Posted by: BurtTC at December 15, 2019 03:05 PM (hku12) 130
The guy is not sure if he should be more afraid of Barr sending him to the slammer or the Clintons shooting him.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:05 PM (HALdu) 131
sock off
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:05 PM (pNm1M) 132
>>During Senate testimony IG said he referred everything to DoJ for further investigation.
I don't know how so many people missed this. I saw people complaining there weren't any criminal referrals. No, that's wrong. He referred EVERYONE in the chain of command. Including Comey. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ZLI7S) 133
The guy is not sure if he should be more afraid of Barr sending him to the slammer or the Clintons shooting him.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:05 PM (HALdu) Trapped like a rat. Posted by: DR.WTF at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (aS1PU) 134
Yeah, I am not sure he is going down but I like talking smack almost as much as Hunter Biden likes doing smack.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:03 PM (HALdu) Enjoy it. We've listened to his bullshit long enough. If relishing that fucker finally flinch is wrong, I don't want to be right either. *fistbump* Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (bYn+n) 135
I forgive you... I forgive you all.
Posted by: Saint James of Comey at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (flINI) 136
I either want to work in journalism or for a progressive nonprofit!
Posted by: Idiot Millenial With A Liberal Arts Dregree! at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (I2/tG) 137
"116 If Comey was truly Christian, he'd confess his failures and accept his punishment.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 02:57 PM (WEBkv) The Enron treasurer went to my church. He pleaded guilty at his arraignment without a plea bargain and went to medium-security prison for almost 5 years (halfway house for the last few months). His explanation for why he didn't fight the charges? I was guilty." Very admirable and an exemplar of what integrity is. Comey will squeal like a pig by contrast. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (iw59Q) 138
Just reminded my husband, as I have every few months since Comey was fired, that Comey was on the west coast when he was fired. Trump's people secured Comey's office before he could strip the incriminating stuff out of it.
No one ever talks about this, but I keep wondering. Donald Trump is--contrary to a lot of "popular wisdom"--a very patient man. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (S+f+m) 139
127 I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ZCEU2) Just make sure you do it before you have dinner. Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (377Zs) 140
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable. Posted by: Publius Quinctilius Varus at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (7rVsF) 141
During Senate testimony IG said he referred everything to DoJ for further investigation.
I don't know how so many people missed this. I saw people complaining there weren't any criminal referrals. No, that's wrong. He referred EVERYONE in the chain of command. Including Comey. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ZLI7S) Someone needs to be putting the screws to the judges that approved the warrants. Either the fbi/doj lied to them or they were involved. Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (HALdu) 142
I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
You'd think that a person as wealthy as she is could afford a better plastic surgeon. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG) 143
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway
Holy crap it looks like Botox on crack Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (ZCEU2) 144
I have recently learned that what I did was wrong. I would like to thank the faithful public servants who have shown me the error of my ways.
Posted by: James Comey at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (xPcn3) 145
As some Moron mentioned a few weeks ago, the defense for the big guys will be that they trusted the little guys when they made their decisions. The little guys are going to say that maybe they were wrong, but they didn't make the decisions and the big guys should have done due diligence.. It will be a perfect circle of fuckery.
That one fucker that altered the email is going down though. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (yQpMk) 146
I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (ZCEU2) Her Cheek Implants(?) look crazily unnatural. Too high. Too bulky. Too fat. Sort like her FUPA. Piss poor job IMHO. I think they're supposed to make her smile look more natural. Tough too do when your picture is next to the dictionary definition of "uncanny valley". Posted by: naturalfake at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (9X624) 147
It's time to crack down on single-use plastic drinking utensils, the world's most disposable product
Ban the veeblefetzer! Potrzebies forever! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (38jed) 148
Jabba want Hilderbeast !!!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (qM84C) Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (HALdu) 150
141:
" Someone needs to be putting the screws to the judges that approved the warrants. Either the fbi/doj lied to them or they were involved." THIS. I'm going with the latter, too, because the judges have an affirmative duty to address fraud perpetrated on the court. There is no FISA exception I know to that rule. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:09 PM (iw59Q) 151
You'd think that a person as wealthy as she is could afford a better plastic surgeon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG) silk purse, sows ear Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:09 PM (HALdu) 152
It's time to crack down on single-use plastic drinking utensils, the world's most disposable product
It's time to crack down on useless plastic banana journolist tools, the world's most toxic crap producers Posted by: Miklos, editor emeritus at December 15, 2019 03:09 PM (QzkSJ) 153
Manu Gómez @GDarkconrad What´s going on today at Incirlik AB #Turkey ? USAF C17 Globemaster III RCH550 descending for Incirlik USAF C17 Globemaster III RCH455 taxiing at Incirlik Posted by: mary at December 15, 2019 03:10 PM (cyRVk) 154
THIS. I'm going with the latter, too, because the judges have an affirmative duty to address fraud perpetrated on the court. There is no FISA exception I know to that rule.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:09 PM (iw59Q) same here Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:10 PM (HALdu) 155
136 I either want to work in journalism or for a progressive nonprofit!
Posted by: Idiot Millenial With A Liberal Arts Dregree! at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (I2/tG) But you'll end up making lattes, or asking people if they want fries with their order. That $250,000 college loan debt will melt away in no time when you're knocking down that $15/h. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:10 PM (pNm1M) 156
That one fucker that altered the email is going down though.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2019 03:08 PM (yQpMk) Isn't he still working for the FBI? Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 15, 2019 03:10 PM (UU64l) 157
I don't know how so many people missed this. I saw people complaining there weren't any criminal referrals.
No, that's wrong. He referred EVERYONE in the chain of command. Including Comey. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:06 PM (ZLI7S) It was insufferable here until Horowitz testified, and even when he testified then the Eeyores were out in full force. It was as if no one here read the report and relied on the "press." Will there be indictments? Yes. Will there be convictions? No idea However, there will be changes in the FISC. Even the Ds during Horowitz's testimony copped to "mistakes were made." Posted by: Ann at December 15, 2019 03:10 PM (NDO5Q) 158
I keep coming back to the Steele dossier allegations about the Russian hookers peeing.
Was there nobody in the chain of command at FBI who maybe raised one eyebrow of skepticism? Was there nobody who said, "this sounds too good to be true."? Was there nobody who said, okay, let's look into it, but this needs some senior oversight because it doesn't pass the smell test"? Or were they just so hungry to take down Trump that they were only too willing to believe such a ridiculous claim? Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m45I2) 159
Someone needs to be putting the screws to the judges that approved the warrants.
Either the fbi/doj lied to them or they were involved. Posted by: not so *does Rodney Dangerfield collar loosen* Posted by: Judge Rudolph Contreras at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (QzkSJ) 160
You'd think that a person as wealthy as she is could afford a better plastic surgeon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG) She had a groupon Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (vd8XM) 161
I will forever have a mental picture of Comey covered in pigeon shit chewing on a dead crow.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (V3fhb) 162
154 And so my presumption the judges were fine with it all and thinking no one will ever know because the coup was going to work.
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (ZCEU2) 163
116 If Comey was truly Christian, he'd confess his failures and accept his punishment.
That would have to be a really recent conversion. Posted by: t-bird at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (xPcn3) 164
142 I haven't see the picture of Hillary yet, I'll go look for one
You'd think that a person as wealthy as she is could afford a better plastic surgeon. Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG) Lessee, issue shitty book? Check. Try to dissipate some ugly via plastic surgery? Check. Claiming that she could beat Trump again? Check. Nah. She's not hoping for another shot. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (pNm1M) 165
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway
Holy crap it looks like Botox on crack - Ready for my close up, Mr, Demille. Posted by: Born Again Hillary at December 15, 2019 03:12 PM (+y/Ru) 166
If the judges were involved we need to give the phrase "hanging judge" a new meaning.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:13 PM (HALdu) 167
LMAO...guys...he DIDN'T follow the procedures. He, blatantly, IGNORED the procedures put in place over and over. This is a poor man's defense. It's going to be based on "perception." It's, also, a red herring...since procedures can be debated all day long. What's important is the outright violations of Federal Statute, which have little to nothing to do with procedures.
Posted by: Orson at December 15, 2019 03:13 PM (0FSDw) Posted by: Katie Hill at December 15, 2019 03:13 PM (UU64l) 169
"144 I have recently learned that what I did was wrong. I would like to thank the faithful public servants who have shown me the error of my ways."
You left out the Psalms verse, but otherwise perfect. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:14 PM (iw59Q) 170
TCM finally showing some watchable movies. Currently "It happened on 5th Avenue" next up Bell, Book and Candle.
Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2019 03:14 PM (MTxDQ) 171
She went to one of those plastic surgery parties in a motel by the freeway where they use quickrete.
Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:14 PM (HALdu) 172
Top. Men.
Posted by: G marks the spot at December 15, 2019 03:14 PM (GXoKW) 173
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway
I'm glad she kept the mustache Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:15 PM (vd8XM) 174
>>THIS. I'm going with the latter, too, because the judges have an affirmative duty to address fraud perpetrated on the court. There is no FISA exception I know to that rule.
I'm going with the former. The way the process is setup the courts are reliant on the FBI/DOJ to tell the truth when presenting a warrant. There is no reason for the courts to be corrupt if the people submitting the application are corrupt. And boy howdy were the FBI agents corrupt. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S) 175
Hillary is going to run.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (tGmee) 176
peek a boo!
Posted by: Saint Comey of the Drapes at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (CLteG) 177
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway
I'm glad she kept the mustache Posted by: Bruce at December Young but ugly Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (HALdu) 178
TCM finally showing some watchable movies. Currently "It happened on 5th Avenue" next up Bell, Book and Candle.
Posted by: Infidel at December 15, 2019 03:14 PM (MTxDQ) ******* With Alan Hale Junior Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (flINI) 179
Hillary's plastic surgeon was previously best known for duct taping a banana on a wall.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:17 PM (m45I2) 180
Was there nobody in the chain of command at FBI who maybe raised one eyebrow of skepticism? Was there nobody who said, "this sounds too good to be true."? Was there nobody who said, okay, let's look into it, but this needs some senior oversight because it doesn't pass the smell test"? Or were they just so hungry to take down Trump that they were only too willing to believe such a ridiculous claim?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m45I2) Muldoon, of course you know it's the last thing. They wanted to believe it OR, even worse, they planed the story themselves. For me, the one that was just too incredible was that Carter Page was going to be bribed with 19 percent of Gazprom, which would be worth billions of dollars. That's just laughable. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:17 PM (jK8Z7) 181
"Blessed is he who reveals the secret communications of a corrupt king, for he hath laid the path of many book signings." St. James of the Comey, Pine-scented Druid philosopher
Posted by: fly gal at December 15, 2019 02:45 PM (wqpwx) Loved it! Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 15, 2019 03:17 PM (5AVMW) 182
122 "manner not manor..."
from hamlet "though i am native here and to the manner born" has morphed into "to the manor born". Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 03:17 PM (Pg+x7) 183
Wait! I'm the sacrifice??? Fuck that, Brennan. You led the charge!!
Posted by: Saint Comey of the Drapes at December 15, 2019 03:18 PM (CLteG) 184
The Broncos can't buy a break today. Chiefs intercept but a holding call gives it back to the Broncs. Next play, another interception.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru) 185
For me, the one that was just too incredible was that Carter Page was going to be bribed with 19 percent of Gazprom, which would be worth billions of dollars. That's just laughable.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:17 PM (jK8Z7) That was funny. You have to wonder how no one said, wait a minute, how much is 19% pr gazprom worth? Posted by: not so at December 15, 2019 03:18 PM (HALdu) 186
179=spewed coffee. LOL. thanks.
Posted by: Voter theater. at December 15, 2019 03:19 PM (6NfxD) 187
Was there nobody in the chain of command at FBI who maybe raised one eyebrow of skepticism? Was there nobody who said, "this sounds too good to be true."? Was there nobody who said, okay, let's look into it, but this needs some senior oversight because it doesn't pass the smell test"? Or were they just so hungry to take down Trump that they were only too willing to believe such a ridiculous claim?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:11 PM (m45I2) ---------------- They needed a premise, no matter how flimsy, to spy on the Trump campaign and, hopefully, find something they could use to sabotage the campaign. Since that didn't work, they used the dossier as the means to cripple the Trump presidency. Unfortunately for them, and fortunately, for us, they're so arrogant and stupid, they thought putting this over would be a piece of cake. The Deep State seriously underestimated President Trump and seriously overestimated their own abilities.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 188
It was insufferable here until Horowitz testified, and even when he
testified then the Eeyores were out in full force. It was as if no one here read the report and relied on the "press." Then let me clear that up. The "Eeyores" understand something, even if they don't articulate it and may not even fully understand it. There is no such thing as 400 pages of facts. Not when lawyers are involved. Everything can be parsed, obfuscated, debated, confused, and ultimately distorted. 400 pages of anything other than pure math are up for debate - and subject to the results of the prevailing narrative. The shorter portion of that report, the summary, was extremely helpful for the Comeys and other coup members. And in any 400 page report, the summary is more important than the total body of work. Don't like that - don't think it's fair ? Tough shit - it's how the world has always worked and always will. Maybe Barr is able to make chicken-salad out of those 400 pages of chicken-shit - maybe he's even willing. But it was still a fuck-up by Horowitz that will have to be salvaged at best. Don't bother me with shit like "but his scope". Put Holder in that situation and see what happens. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:19 PM (bYn+n) 189
Next play, another interception.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 03:18 PM (+y/Ru) They need to play Houston every week Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at December 15, 2019 03:19 PM (P4Pk9) Posted by: Miklos, almost certainly correct at December 15, 2019 03:20 PM (QzkSJ) 191
For me, the one that was just too incredible was that Carter Page was going to be bribed with 19 percent of Gazprom, which would be worth billions of dollars. That's just laughable. Meanwhile, Hunter Biden is stuffing laundered money in his overnight bag on a way to score some coke and bang a stripper... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:20 PM (38jed) Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:20 PM (vd8XM) 193
St James had only the purest motives
Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 15, 2019 03:21 PM (Brq1k) 194
Comey wasn't wrong... he was knowingly criminal. It seems to have finally dawned on him that he may actually be held responsible for his actions.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 03:21 PM (nAiE/) 195
Youthful as in looking like 72 trying to look 60
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:21 PM (ZCEU2) 196
Meanwhile, Hunter Biden is stuffing laundered money in his overnight bag on a way to score some coke and bang a stripper...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:20 PM (38jed) ------------- anyone have Hunter Biden in their Dead Pool? I'm going with heart attack brought on by drug abuse.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 197
Was there nobody in the chain of command at FBI who maybe raised one eyebrow of skepticism? Was there nobody who said, "this sounds too good to be true."? Was there nobody who said, okay, let's look into it, but this needs some senior oversight because it doesn't pass the smell test"? Or were they just so hungry to take down Trump that they were only too willing to believe such a ridiculous claim?
Posted by: Muldoon Of those that did know: 33% Heads down, kids in college, and a pension to secure 33% We have badges. We are the law. We can't be wrong. Procedure uber alles. 33% FuCk TrUmP~! AcK-ReEeE !@@$%^%^^ Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (GPz65) 198
183 Wait! I'm the sacrifice??? Fuck that, Brennan. You led the charge!!
Yep, look at the crowd you're dealing with. Not a G. Gordon Liddy in the bunch. They will turn on each other with amazing speed. Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (S+f+m) 199
That Dem judge silenced Roger Stone through his trials, as he was trashed everywhere. Yet Comey and the whole coup have CNN and the rest as pulpits from which to preach their own holiness.
Maybe Stone can write a book from prison ... the Apostle Paul did that ... was a best seller. (eventually) But I don't know what Stone was involved in really ... all the political players got some quid pro quo ... but only Trump supporters get the "lying to the FBI on some innocuous detail" charge/conviction. Manafort was guilty of some things for sure ... but they tortured him in solitary, kept bringing him back to see if he would testify against Trump and tell their scripted lie. I guess he never did that, so off with his head. Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (Cus5s) 200
In all fairness, Hillary had requested the "Amanda Blake" special. A beauty mark with three long black hairs growing out of the center, but they were 'out-of-stock'.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (m45I2) 201
>>The shorter portion of that report, the summary, was extremely helpful for the Comeys and other coup members. And in any 400 page report, the summary is more important than the total body of work. Don't like that - don't think it's fair ? Tough shit - it's how the world has always worked and always will.
There was no part of that report that was helpful to anyone involved. If you actually read the report or even listened to Horowitz' testimony you would know that everyone involved was criminally referred. Nobody is helped by being criminally referred to a US Attorney for possible prosecution. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (ZLI7S) 202
Or were they just so hungry to take down Trump that they were only too willing to believe such a ridiculous claim?
Posted by: Muldoon They were already hip-deep and had been for years. Clinton Foundation Uranium One Email server Etc. etc They realized that their asses were on the line. They attacked Trump on the best defense is offense principle. Posted by: Miklos, this goes back years and years at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (UU64l) 204
194 Comey wasn't wrong... he was knowingly criminal. It seems to have finally dawned on him that he may actually be held responsible for his actions.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 03:21 PM (nAiE/) --------------- I think "sacrificed for his actions" is more accurate. Either way works for me, though.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 205
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway
I'm glad she kept the mustache Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:15 PM (vd8XM) Her face looks like a jigsaw puzzle, actually two jigsaw puzzles combined into one. Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 15, 2019 03:24 PM (Uu+Jp) 206
Youthful as in looking like 72 trying to look 60
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:21 PM (ZCEU2) ******** The only thing her face tits are missing are nipples Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2019 03:24 PM (flINI) 207
He signed two or three of the FISA applications
there by attesting to their veracity under penalty of law. How I would Love to see the FBI swat teams show up at his door he being frog walked to a waiting paddy wagon. Ain't gonna happen, but one can dream. Posted by: rah at December 15, 2019 02:41 PM (QGdgs) If the frog march wasn't a very real possibility at this point, Comey would still be acting in his usual arrogant, condescending manner. Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 03:24 PM (nAiE/) 208
174 >>THIS. I'm going with the latter, too, because the judges have an affirmative duty to address fraud perpetrated on the court. There is no FISA exception I know to that rule.
I'm going with the former. The way the process is setup the courts are reliant on the FBI/DOJ to tell the truth when presenting a warrant. There is no reason for the courts to be corrupt if the people submitting the application are corrupt. And boy howdy were the FBI agents corrupt. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S) Well, I used to be in the "FISA judges were in on it" camp, but after the IG report, I'm not so sure. The FBI/DOJ appears to genuinely have thought there was a chance that the authorization for domestic surveillance wouldn't be issued, because they wouldn't have gone through all the trouble to create a fake paper trail and even alter the CIA's email if they knew the fix was in and they were just putting together a CYA file-stuffer. Maybe it goes into one of history's curiosities, like why the Polish Communist government never expropriated anyone's real property (except for in Warsaw, which was too badly damaged to identify where the prewar property lines were), or why the Soviet Union felt the need to go through the motions of holding elections, having a legislature, enacting the Communist platform into law, etc., when the Politburo could have just ruled by decree. My personal favorite is Jim Crow laws. If everyone were racist, no laws would be necessary. The real target of Jim Crow had to be whites who weren't sufficiently racist. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:24 PM (jK8Z7) 209
He referred EVERYONE in the chain of command.
Trump should start pulling names out of a hat at his rallies. Posted by: DaveA at December 15, 2019 03:24 PM (FhXTo) 210
The only thing her face tits are missing are nipples
Posted by: Truck Monkey Those are down by her knees Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:25 PM (vd8XM) 211
Kennedy Center Honors are tonight. The more superficial the business the more awards and prizes it hands out. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 15, 2019 03:26 PM (7rVsF) 212
Hillary's plastic surgeon must be a big fan of Lon Chaney.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:26 PM (38jed) 213
Hillary looks like that baboon that guest rants here sometimes
Or it it a mandrill? Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 15, 2019 03:26 PM (Brq1k) 214
in that fox interview, comey said as director he didn't exercise oversight on individual cases. but he apprised trump of the dossier, and immediately after went to a waiting car and reported on trump's reaction to the crossfire hurricane team (i think), not just memorialized the meeting in a memo on his computer, but was in essence spying on trump. he, the director.
Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 03:27 PM (Pg+x7) 215
Hillary is going to run.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (tGmee) Depends Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2019 03:27 PM (AMcQa) 216
Why aren't I 50
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:27 PM (m45I2) 217
Truck monkey - someone has to be working on that Photoshop
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:28 PM (ZCEU2) 218
"Over confident, no intent, my recollection, mistakes were made, etc. Looks like we have a new set of squares for bullshit bingo.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 03:28 PM (LOq4H) 219
They attacked Trump on the best defense is offense principle.
Posted by: Miklos, this goes back years and years at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (QzkSJ) I've previously opined that the Mueller investigation was a giant obstruction of justice scheme to prevent Crossfire Hurricane and its predecessor investigative hijinks from being prosecuted. I also believe the impeachment is a giant obstruction of justice scheme to prevent the goings-on in the Ukraine from being investigated. "You scratched my anchor!" Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at December 15, 2019 03:28 PM (jK8Z7) 220
dailymail.co.uk/Hillary-Clinton 72 looks incredibly youthful event Broadway Holy crap it looks like Botox on crack Posted by: Skip Hemorrhoids on steroids Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 15, 2019 03:29 PM (aKsyK) 221
anyone have Hunter Biden in their Dead Pool?
I'm going with heart attack brought on by drug abuse. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (WEBkv) His last words will be "win for me dad". The word of a Biden. Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 15, 2019 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp) 222
The inauguration day had Obama and Trump standing on the steps. Obama wondering if Trump would find out that he had framed him. God I hate him.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2019 03:30 PM (LxTcq) 223
Hillary is going to run.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (tGmee) Good..........I want to see that Slab of Meat trick again. Someone call the big, bald, unknown black guy that was at her beck and fall and tell him to stand by. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu) 224
There was no part of that report that was helpful to
anyone involved. If you actually read the report or even listened to Horowitz' testimony you would know that everyone involved was criminally referred. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (ZLI7S) Yes Jack, I read it. Get this - people can see what's going on here, and come to a perfectly logical and reasonable conclusion different than yours. Yes Jack - everything we suspected was written down in a report. Yet, the money shot from Hero Horowitz was "Nothing to see, move along". That's your Achilles Heal. You're not alone in it. You have an extremely inflexible view of how events can unfold, and an even less imaginative understanding of the motivations of others. For all your surety - there are a virtual army of lawyers pulling apart that report, right now. And an equal number of advocates spinning the public perception of it - which is ultimately money better spent. 400 pages of anything is fertile ground. A summary like Horowitz put out was a gift. Jack - if public perception is spun to "this doesn't matter" - no fucking judge is ever going to bang that gavel and send a single damn one of them to jail. This isn't an episode of Perry Mason where everyone gasps at the verdict and the big-dog in town goes down. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:31 PM (bYn+n) 225
"208 174 >>THIS. I'm going with the latter, too, because the judges have an affirmative duty to address fraud perpetrated on the court. There is no FISA exception I know to that rule.
I'm going with the former. The way the process is setup the courts are reliant on the FBI/DOJ to tell the truth when presenting a warrant. There is no reason for the courts to be corrupt if the people submitting the application are corrupt. And boy howdy were the FBI agents corrupt. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (ZLI7S) Well, I used to be in the "FISA judges were in on it" camp, but after the IG report, I'm not so sure. The FBI/DOJ appears to genuinely have thought there was a chance that the authorization for domestic surveillance wouldn't be issued, because they wouldn't have gone through all the trouble to create a fake paper trail and even alter the CIA's email if they knew the fix was in and they were just putting together a CYA file-stuffer. Maybe it goes into one of history's curiosities, like why the Polish Communist government never expropriated anyone's real property (except for in Warsaw, which was too badly damaged to identify where the prewar property lines were), or why the Soviet Union felt the need to go through the motions of holding elections, having a legislature, enacting the Communist platform into law, etc., when the Politburo could have just ruled by decree. My personal favorite is Jim Crow laws. If everyone were racist, no laws would be necessary. The real target of Jim Crow had to be whites who weren't sufficiently racist." I can't get past the failure to call to account those who perpetrated the fraud. Also, Contreas from memory was close to Strzok. There also were reports hearings weren't even held. That last may have been debunked but I missed it. At best the FISA courts were grossly negligent, but I think it was worse than that, but good point about the fake paper trail. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 15, 2019 03:31 PM (iw59Q) 226
Hillary might have Bill's nuts in those cheeks.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 15, 2019 03:31 PM (Uu+Jp) 227
Hillary will run for President if she thinks she's close to getting charged for her crimes.
Hillary will, with good reason, think the optics of "political persecution" will be enough to keep investigators off her back. So, maybe Bill in indicted instead?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:31 PM (pNm1M) 229
"I've sentenced FBI Directors younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to....felt I owed it to them."
Posted by: Judge Elihu Miklos-Smales at December 15, 2019 03:32 PM (QzkSJ) 230
Comey has a classic tell when he says a big lie. His eyes move to the right and down. He does it a lot
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2019 03:32 PM (NuJm4) 231
Comey's non-apology reminds me of an incident I saw on the subway in Chicago, a few decades ago. A plains-clothes cop had just nabbed a pickpocket and was about to lead him off the train, when the pickpocket, in cuffs, whined, "Look, she got her wallet back. Can you let me go?" To which the cop responded, as if he were instructing a child: "That's not the point. You shouldn't have taken it in the first place!" We need that cop to explain to Comey that that's not the point: you shouldn't have signed that pack of lies in the first place!
Posted by: Brown Line at December 15, 2019 03:33 PM (S6ArX) 232
RBG did not look life like when she was alive.
Hillary looks like she is doing her Lo Pan impression. Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2019 03:33 PM (ycWCI) 233
You'd think that a person as wealthy as she is could afford a better plastic surgeon.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 15, 2019 03:07 PM (I2/tG) ------ Nah. you inject her ass fat into your cheeks and see what happens. Posted by: BluesFish at December 15, 2019 03:33 PM (WQZ1O) 234
The inauguration day had Obama and Trump standing on the steps. Obama wondering if Trump would find out that he had framed him. God I hate him.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 15, 2019 03:30 PM (LxTcq) ******** Urkel has absolutely no reason to be smug... but he is anyway Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 15, 2019 03:33 PM (flINI) 235
MaMa Comey was right to worry about her son being in legal peril.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 15, 2019 03:34 PM (V3fhb) 236
They grafted a baby's butt on to Hilz' face.
Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 03:34 PM (RuIsu) 237
>>Yes Jack, I read it. Get this - people can see what's going on here, and come to a perfectly logical and reasonable conclusion different than yours. Yes Jack - everything we suspected was written down in a report. Yet, the money shot from Hero Horowitz was "Nothing to see, move along".
No, that's wrong, Scogg. You should have listened to the interview Bill Barr did with the WSJ where he explained the purpose of the IG, the limitations and what he actually reported. People continue to misstate what Horowitz actually said. He demonstrated and stated that there were multiple biased actions throughout the process but what he did not find was documentary or testimonial evidence that led to specific actions. In other words he didn't find a smoking gun document nor did anyone confess. How shocking. Barr gets it. Durham gets. And Horowitz gets it or he wouldn't have referred his entire report to Durham. Sorry, this was far worse for Team Coup than you want to admit. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:35 PM (ZLI7S) 238
She is what? 72? At a certain point there is only so much even a very skilled surgeon can do. The body is just saying, fuck looking youthful, we are trying to stay alive here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (ycWCI) 239
Someone call the big, bald, unknown black guy that was at her beck and fall and tell him to stand by.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu) Waving his hand over his head, calling for a fair catch. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (pNm1M) 240
The body is just saying, fuck looking youthful, we are trying to stay alive here!
Posted by: Aetius451AD The body should give up then Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (vd8XM) 241
anyone have Hunter Biden in their Dead Pool?
I'm going with heart attack brought on by drug abuse. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (WEBkv) His last words will be "win for me dad". The word of a Biden. Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 15, 2019 03:29 PM (Uu+Jp) Plagiarist that he is it will go something like this: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. None of you ever knew Hunter Biden. It was long before your time. But you all know what a tradition he was as a Biden. And the last thing he said to me, "Dad," he said, "sometime, when the team is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the Hunter." "I don't know where I'll be then, Dad", he said, "but I'll know about it; and I'll be happy." True story. My word as a Biden Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (AMcQa) 242
When I look down and to the right I am thinking this must be how Jesus felt when he was persecuted for being righteous and pure.
Posted by: Saint Comey of the Drapes at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (CLteG) Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:36 PM (m45I2) 244
Looking at the "after" photo of Hillary on DM, I yelled, "Phone home!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:37 PM (pNm1M) 245
"the inauguration day had obama and trump standing on the steps..."
yeah, i mentioned a while back that obama was probably thinking "you don't have the faintest idea the storm coming your way." Posted by: mjc at December 15, 2019 03:37 PM (Pg+x7) 246
FIBs (including Comey) use the contrived "Procedures" to cover up their crimes. Such as protecting Hillary's criminal activities, and fabricating evidence against Trump as an insurance policy.
It just so happened their fake evidence on Trump was pretty much exactly what they did ... conspiring with DNC/Fusion/Ukraine/Russia to "interfere inn our elections". They knew all along they were doing it, and they knew Trump was innocent. The spying was to help them better frame Trump. (like fabricating the story around Cohen in Prague, or wherever ... but their spying failed and they got the wrong Cohen, it seems) They didn't need to spy on Hillary, they knew she was guilty and were her fixers (Comey/Mueller had been that for a long time). They didn't need to give Trump a defensive briefing on Page ... they knew he was an agent for the CIA, but they lied about it. Their procedures are to cover themselves, to to protect the public. So Whitaker claims procedures were followed ... but one guy lied, or maybe it was 21 guys lied, who is counting? Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2019 03:38 PM (Cus5s) 247
Some rope fell around my neck.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 15, 2019 03:39 PM (stKm9) 248
Nothing a little Overconfidence Training won't fix!
Posted by: Dir. Chris Wray, Bias Training Graduate at December 15, 2019 03:39 PM (Ndje9) 249
"I don't know where I'll be then, Dad", he said, "but I'll know about it; and I'll be happy." True story. My word as a Biden
Posted by: TheQuietMan "Peter? Before you send that SOB downstairs, could I have a few minutes with him?" Posted by: Ronaldus Magnus at December 15, 2019 03:39 PM (QzkSJ) 250
Nah. you inject her ass fat into your cheeks and see what happens.
Posted by: BluesFish at December 15, 2019 03:33 PM (WQZ1O) Ass fat? Posted by: Brie Larsen at December 15, 2019 03:39 PM (pNm1M) 251
Some mistakes were made.
Some airplanes hit the side of the Twin Towers. Posted by: Muldoon So Comey is taking the Ilhan Omar defense? Posted by: Miklos, almost verbatim at December 15, 2019 03:40 PM (QzkSJ) 252
Sorry, this was far worse for Team Coup than you want to admit.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 03:35 PM (ZLI7S) I want you to be right. But we're talking reports here. The only raids have been conducted by the Left. And we're talking 400 pages. You think the fictions made up regarding the meaning of the Constitution are something ? Imagine what lawyers can do with 400 pages. What is this with you, and Fen, and a couple others regarding "Scogg" ? Is that your safe word for "can someone rid me of this troublesome poster" ? Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:40 PM (bYn+n) 253
Bless his heart.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 15, 2019 03:41 PM (stKm9) Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:42 PM (m45I2) 255
Scoggdog was legendary.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 15, 2019 03:42 PM (ycWCI) 256
OT and missed this on the last thread, I'm trying to get my shopping done.
103 i'm a low rent knuckle scraping asshole. last time i drank wine was in high school. whatever. Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:49 PM (KP5rU) I LOL'd I love you chavez Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 03:43 PM (a4qVe) Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:43 PM (m45I2) 258
The thing about that Hilly pic is you can see what sad shape the rest of her face is in.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:44 PM (38jed) 259
Muldoon that half looks like Bill
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:44 PM (ZCEU2) 260
I was overconfident as director in our procedures, and that what happened was not acceptable.
Posted by: Sir Cloudsley Shovel at December 15, 2019 03:04 PM (7rVsF) Heh. I met, on several occasions, a guy who claimed to be a descendant: Cloudesly Shovell Quentin Hoodspith. He was editor/owner of a small community newspaper near Vancouver, the Lions Gate Times. Quite an engaging fellow, with a wicked sense of humor. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:44 PM (Ol3ZL) 261
The thing about that Hilly pic is you can see what sad shape the rest of her face is in.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles There's a lot of murder in that face Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:44 PM (vd8XM) 262
WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE MY CALLS?????
Posted by: Saint Comey of the Drapes at December 15, 2019 03:45 PM (CLteG) 263
Biden getting pushed out by his own crimes, and his dementia ... but Hillary may help that if she is really getting in. Convenient for Hillary that Joe lost one son that seems to have kept him out in 2016.
Corrupt old Hilda muscled her way through the primary ... hard to believe she would do it again, but Hunter better be careful. And why do we hear nothing about the investigation into the very corrupt Clinton Foundation? That was also supposedly being investigated. Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2019 03:45 PM (Cus5s) 264
last time i drank wine was in high school. whatever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Boone's Farm-it's a panty dropper AND and a hangover inducer! Posted by: Miklos, if memory serves at December 15, 2019 03:45 PM (QzkSJ) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:46 PM (pNm1M) 266
That's an awful lot of surgery to end up looking like that. And still never be president.
Oh well. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 03:46 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (38jed) 268
What about this prick framing Gen. Flynn?
That WAS normal procedure. It's what they do. It's called a process crime....get you talking and talk yourself into an impeachment corner. Lying to the FBI. TSK TSK Well here the FBI LIES TO US. Not a crime and THAT is a crime. Same with check valve laws with guns apply to the government.... Hell, they even get free license plates and postage stamps and don't pay property taxes. I know the counterarguments but the more speed bumps we can put in front of government the less time they have to screw us. Posted by: torabora at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (Y274z) 269
I loved Boone's Farm.
Fermented apple cider was yummy too. Peppermint schnapps and hot cocoa was delish. And we drank Lowenbrau in the woods. Hmmm, I might have been a bit of an alky in high school. Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (a4qVe) 270
The thing is, both my wife and I think she looked better before the plastic surgery. She looked like a normal person, not a young one, but a normal one.
Now she looks like she's related to E.T. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (pNm1M) 271
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:31 PM (bYn+n)
Don't get discouraged. A lot of hangers on will pile on. It's OK to have counter opinions and expectations. History and all available indications demand it at this point. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 15, 2019 03:49 PM (1CjJc) 272
WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE MY CALLS?????
Posted by: Saint Comey ******* "You have reached the Suicide Hotline. We are experiencing an unusually high call volume. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was received. Please listen carefully to the following options. For encouragement, press 1. For specific techniques and procedures press 2. For operator assistance, press 3..." Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:49 PM (m45I2) 273
Plastic surgery and filler and Botox change your face so much. It's too weird
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 03:49 PM (a4qVe) 274
Hmmm, I might have been a bit of an alky in high school.
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (a4qVe) We would drink Leroux flavored brandys. Crazy. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 15, 2019 03:50 PM (H8QX8) 275
Comeys done a lot of bad shit in his career. Martha Stewart. Tried to get Frank Quattrone. Did stints in the private sector that were payoffs for DOJ leniency. Clearly worked in cahoots with Mueller
The plan was that Comey would be AG. McCabe would get the FBI. Lynch would be the first black woman on SCOTUS. Everyone would move up you see Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2019 03:50 PM (NuJm4) 276
Overconfident? More a pompous ass in reality.
Posted by: Lump at December 15, 2019 03:51 PM (2SLcB) 277
Corrupt old Hilda muscled her way through the primary ... hard to believe she would do it again, but Hunter better be careful.
She won't elbow her way into the primary food fight. She'll sit on the sidelines, by her phone, waiting, and practicing saying, "Who, me? Well, if it's for the good of the party, and you insist ... but you owe me big time." Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 03:51 PM (pNm1M) 278
Comey to go for a walk in the Park alone and run into the Clintons in 3....2..
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at December 15, 2019 03:51 PM (N5dam) 279
In all fairness, Hillary had requested the "Amanda Blake" special. A beauty mark with three long black hairs growing out of the center, but they were 'out-of-stock'.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:23 PM (m45I2) 37.5% of a face-sized spider would work. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:51 PM (Ol3ZL) 280
"I wuz overconfident in the ability of the FBI... CIA... NSA... The Halfrican POTUS...Monica Lewinskis Boyfriends Wife.....MLBW.....to take down the Orange man and cement the death of freedom and capitalism and replace it with an Oligarchy were only rich and crooked need apply".....Sincerely Sir James Comey Esq....Trying to find 1 juror to vote not guilty...PS It's hard to blend into the prison crowd when your this tall and stupid...
Posted by: ConcealedKerryorSubmitt at December 15, 2019 03:51 PM (kHv/o) 281
Hillary's big unmasking:
https://tinyurl.com/uzygazp Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (38jed) That's Henry Waxman. Hillary's the Cryptkeeper. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 03:53 PM (t+qrx) 282
Years ago during Jug Ears I still remember a radio program talking about Comey and said his goal was the new FBI building ( the J Edgar was still in use) would be named after him.
Pompous ass Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 03:53 PM (ZCEU2) 283
Is there a supercut out there of how many times St. Reverend Brotherman James Comey has changed, umm, er...adjusted xis story?
Posted by: kallisto at December 15, 2019 03:54 PM (kD8Fh) 284
Unveiling of the Jeffery Epstein Suicide Prevention Line.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 15, 2019 03:54 PM (stKm9) 285
Years ago during Jug Ears I still remember a radio program talking about Comey and said his goal was the new FBI building ( the J Edgar was still in use) would be named after him.
Pompous ass Posted by: Skip They could name the window treatments after him. The James Comey Memorial Venetian Blinds Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (vd8XM) 286
Instead of "scared straight." People need to tell the convicts, "When you get out, work for the government, you'll never be convicted again. Oh, sorry, also join the Democrat party."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (LOq4H) 287
The plan was that Comey would be AG. McCabe would
get the FBI. Lynch would be the first black woman on SCOTUS. Everyone would move up you see. Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2019 03:50 PM (NuJm4) Yep. And when shit goes south - just keep on lying. You're not caught yet, and you might get a reprieve. I would really like to know - what made Comey flinch ? Can't be the Horowitz report - he saw that shit weeks before we did. Bet your ass he was tipped off on it. That report was for the rubes. Here's how I could see Horowitz turning out as a White Hat in the end - his entire effort was a diversion. A head fake while other folks did the real work. Wouldn't that be sweet ? Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (bYn+n) 288
223 Hillary is going to run.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:16 PM (tGmee) Good..........I want to see that Slab of Meat trick again. Someone call the big, bald, unknown black guy that was at her beck and fall and tell him to stand by. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 15, 2019 03:30 PM (Z+IKu) She has a new doctor. A older blonde woman she is always with. Allegedly. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (EPqyT) 289
269 I loved Boone's Farm.
Fermented apple cider was yummy too. Peppermint schnapps and hot cocoa was delish. And we drank Lowenbrau in the woods. Hmmm, I might have been a bit of an alky in high school. Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 03:48 PM (a4qVe) Annie Green Springs Cherry Vodka Coors tall-boys Southern Comfort Seagrams 7 Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (377Zs) 290
Unveiling of the Jeffery Epstein Suicide Prevention Line.
******* You have reached the Suicide Assistance Hotline. How may we help you? Posted by: Muldoon at December 15, 2019 03:56 PM (m45I2) 291
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 03:40 PM (bYn+n)
I liked Scogg Dog; I wish he would just post under his own original forum name instead of using various handles. And I don't think that everyone who's a contrarian is Scogg Dog. It's just that his style is pretty distinctive. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2019 03:56 PM (WI7YS) 292
To prove a conspiracy your need talking narrative witnesses. I'm looking at you Lisa!
If a few flip, the whole cabal goes down. The Flynn Frame should be the centerpiece. Everyone hates dirty cops. Imagine Comey exposed as having a hand in the Flynn Frame. It will put everything else he did in context. He'll be the most hated man in our history Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2019 03:58 PM (NuJm4) 293
Bless Comey's broken neck.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 15, 2019 04:00 PM (stKm9) 294
Who is the FISA judge who green lighted this shit show and why isnt this clown held accountable
Posted by: Regular joe at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (6/uwW) 295
Here's where I'm skeptical about Jack Straw, who seems to have been right about everything so far. The judges were innocent?
Someone, no matter their bona fides, wanted to surveil the opposing party presidential campaign and you assumed everything was on the up and up? And the story was the Russian hookers? They were in it up to their eyeballs, which is why we haven't seen any of them say a word. Or Roberts, who should be very upset. Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (AwPyG) 296
4. if you are Comey, stop calling, just do it.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (Cus5s) 297
Nood FOOD!
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (vd8XM) 298
Is J. Edgar Comey worried that Bill Barr is going to hale him before a jury? If yes, J. Edgar better hope that he can bamboozle a left wing D.C. Federal Jury.
Posted by: mercenary13 at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (f2D0o) 299
>>Imagine Comey exposed as having a hand in the Flynn Frame. It will put everything else he did in context. He'll be the most hated man in our history
He's already admitted it in his own inimitable fashion. He gave an interview a while ago where he stated that normally if he wanted to do a formal interview of WH personnel he would work through the WH counsel and proper channels. But since the Trump administration was new and somewhat in chaos during those early days he just had them call Flynn directly and make it appear to be an informal talk. He set Flynn up in the meeting with Strzok and Pientka that led to him being charged with lying to the FBI. Posted by: JackStraw at December 15, 2019 04:02 PM (ZLI7S) 300
I guess Hillary could have enough voting fraud so that she could win, but I think only the Hillary die hards would vote for her. I know someone who's a reliably Democrat voter and they had a bumper sticker on the back of their car during the last election saying "Big Meteor 2106" I'm still not sure who they voted for. Where does Hillary get the idea she's universally beloved as a candidate?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 15, 2019 04:02 PM (WI7YS) 301
She has a new doctor. A older blonde woman she is always with.
Allegedly. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (EPqyT) Interesting. There was an older blonde woman next to her after she got shithoused and fell in her tub in India, but she wasn't identified in the photo captions. https://preview.tinyurl.com/t7poszj Right there next to her, on the other side from Huma, but never mentioned. Also, she has a face like a bulldog's ass, which is what I would expect from Hillary's physician. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 04:03 PM (t+qrx) 302
Interesting. There was an older blonde woman next to her after she got shithoused and fell in her tub in India, but she wasn't identified in the photo captions.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t7poszj She fell in the tub? What was she doing drinking in the tub? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 04:06 PM (pNm1M) 303
The "mistakes" that got made weren't accidents. You just need the low level perps to say who directed them
Flynn's 302 got altered. I believe by Sztrok. Lisa would know. Pull on that string. And there are others Why was Sztrok put on everything. To keep it tight. But if you break him, you get so much Posted by: Ignoramus at December 15, 2019 04:07 PM (NuJm4) 304
Where does Hillary get the idea she's universally beloved as a candidate?
All people in power eventually get their ideas from a self-selected group that chose to pursue the job of surrounding said person in power. Those eager beavers don't get there by telling the head honcho they're wrong. I don't know if it's really true that a Roman would pay someone to whisper "All glory is fleeting" while they soaked up the adoration of the crowd eating bread and looking forward to the circus later. But it's a really good idea. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 04:09 PM (bYn+n) 305
I don't know if it's really true that a Roman would pay someone to whisper "All glory is fleeting" while they soaked up the adoration of the crowd eating bread and looking forward to the circus later.
The tradition was for a slave to ride in the chariot with a Roman receiving a triumph and whispering that to him as they proceeded through the streets of Rome. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 04:11 PM (pNm1M) 306
If an artist painted a picture of Hillary looking like that he'd commit suicide by shooting himself in the back of the head three times.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 15, 2019 04:13 PM (Uu+Jp) Posted by: vmom and the book thief haters club at December 15, 2019 04:14 PM (G546f) 308
301 She has a new doctor. A older blonde woman she is always with.
Allegedly. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 03:55 PM (EPqyT) Interesting. There was an older blonde woman next to her after she got shithoused and fell in her tub in India, but she wasn't identified in the photo captions. https://preview.tinyurl.com/t7poszj Right there next to her, on the other side from Huma, but never mentioned. Also, she has a face like a bulldog's ass, which is what I would expect from Hillary's physician. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 04:03 PM (t+qrx) I believe that's her. It sure does look like the same woman from the walking in (NY?) in a moo moo with huge cankles showing. There are other pictures like when Hillary is taking a walk in (NY?) a few months ago in the moo moo with the huge cankles showing. The blonde woman is walking with her then and holding her hands at one point like she is checking on her. Places like the daily mail uk and other paparazzi sites would be great places to dig for recent photos of Hillary in the wild to identify the new doctor. Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 04:16 PM (EPqyT) 309
The tradition was for a slave to ride in the chariot
with a Roman receiving a triumph and whispering that to him as they proceeded through the streets of Rome. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 04:11 PM (pNm1M) Then my answer is spot on - nobody in modern society tolerates a contrary opinion very long. So when you see the question "Why won't anyone tell them this is stupid" it's because only the stupid, or those who truly don't give a damn, ever give a contrary opinion. None dare call it treason. Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 15, 2019 04:16 PM (bYn+n) 310
She fell in the tub? What was she doing drinking in the tub?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 04:06 PM (pNm1M) Drinking. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 04:17 PM (t+qrx) 311
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******* Book: Dossier Author Worked with Obama Admin to Build Putin Sources Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 15, 2019 04:18 PM (BqBId) Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 15, 2019 04:22 PM (BqBId) 313
That Greta with no script in the sidebar is excellent. I think it really demonstrates that she's nothing more than a prop who has been exploited by her parents and handlers and doesn't have her own thoughts that she's able to convey without coaching.
Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2019 04:25 PM (Z7lwY) 314
I sincerely regret how my subordinates let me down and did all these things without my knowledge. Sincerely.
Sincerely, Posted by: Parson Jim "Dindu Nuffin" Comey at December 15, 2019 04:29 PM (Ndje9) 315
That Greta with no script in the sidebar is excellent. I think it really demonstrates that she's nothing more than a prop who has been exploited by her parents and handlers and doesn't have her own thoughts that she's able to convey without coaching.
Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2019 04:25 PM (Z7lwY) That must've just been posted. "What message are you trying to send?" "Uh... what was the question?" "What message are you trying to send?" "Someone else please answer this question." Truly, she speaks from profound feeling and passion about her cause. I am humbled by her command of the issues and topics. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 04:33 PM (t+qrx) 316
That must've just been posted.
"What message are you trying to send?" "Uh... what was the question?" "What message are you trying to send?" "Someone else please answer this question." Truly, she speaks from profound feeling and passion about her cause. I am humbled by her command of the issues and topics. Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 04:33 PM (t+qrx) For someone who snarls passionately at the drop of a rag, she's curiously inchoate when asked what her message is. WTF have you been ranting about the last couple years if you're stumped by this question? Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 15, 2019 04:35 PM (pNm1M) 317
If she walks like a duck and looks like a duck is she a duck?
Posted by: Trunk Mayhem at December 15, 2019 04:41 PM (pGnDm) 318
Why was Sztrok put on everything. To keep it tight. But if you break him, you get so much
Conversely, Strok epsteined ties up a lot of lose ends. Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 15, 2019 04:46 PM (yQpMk) 319
At a certain point there is only so much even a very skilled surgeon can do.
- Silk purse, sow's ear. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 15, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru) 320
I was overconfident in procedures.
I was wrong about that thing that happened in your mouth. Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 15, 2019 04:58 PM (hYUjK) 321
Article doesn't mention Strzok. It does elaborate that it was a bumbling coup because the operational heads had little or no field experience.
And asks the question, who was really running the show? By ex CIA man, Charles Faddis. http://preview.tinyurl.com/ve3dvn3 Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2019 04:59 PM (pGnDm) 322
269, 289- TJ Swan Steppin' Out was our beverage of choice.
Posted by: Moonbeam at December 15, 2019 05:05 PM (qe5CM) 323
Comey's mother in law
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2019 05:11 PM (pGnDm) 324
anyone have Hunter Biden in their Dead Pool? I'm going with heart attack brought on by drug abuse. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing at December 15, 2019 03:22 PM (WEBkv) ---- "I'm a horse." -Len Bias, June 19, 1986 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 15, 2019 05:13 PM (t5m5e) 325
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Because Nancy's teeth were falling out of her mouth, and she didn't have time to think! Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 15, 2019 05:21 PM (BqBId) 326
Wallace is the best they could get? That dude keeps pushing false narratives about the Ukraine call.
Posted by: Spidly at December 15, 2019 05:23 PM (buP4J) 327
@ 26 Bruce
Where is this German restaurant you speak of? It might be within driving distance of us in Dixon. As for appetizers Jules makes these great cheese puffs. Recipe came from her grandmother who took a course and appetizers with Mrs Pope in Chicago. You mix shredded cheese, chopped green onion, bacon crumbles, a bit of mayo and a beaten egg. Put on White Bread rounds you've cut out and broil briefly. These are delish family favorite at the holidays. Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2019 05:33 PM (4lkw3) 328
Boris, harassed by a group, as he walked up the street, turned to them and remarked, "lefty tossers".
Guess they have tossed salads in Britain too. Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2019 05:46 PM (pGnDm) 329
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2019 05:46 PM (pGnDm)
****** Think that is British for Jerkoffs Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 15, 2019 06:01 PM (BqBId) 330
37 He signed two or three of the FISA applications there by attesting to their veracity under penalty of law.
But with his other hand, he had his fingers crossed behind his back. So all is good! That's the way it worked in first grade, anyway. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 15, 2019 06:03 PM (sy5kK) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 06:08 PM (38jed) 332
Hilz might have an iron lung under that circus tent.
Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 06:08 PM (RuIsu) 333
Hilz might have an iron lung under that circus tent.
Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 06:08 PM (RuIsu) ******* Or Huma Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 15, 2019 06:16 PM (BqBId) 334
Dildo Hunter Biden was in business with James "Whitey's Nephew" Bulger. Whitey - an informant for the corrupt FBI was beaten to death in prison just over a year ago. There is a media blackout on the fact that Dildo Hunter Biden was in business with a mobster son/courrupt senator's nephew along with Secretary of State John Kerry's stepson.
Impeachment is SQUIRREL! Posted by: spidly at December 15, 2019 06:17 PM (buP4J) 335
Check out the double slip'n fall at the DM link.
Posted by: Braenyard at December 15, 2019 06:21 PM (pGnDm) 336
32 Those "procedures" were put in place by.....Robert Mewler.
And providing"Guidance" on their application was one of the three duties of the IG, Michael Horowitz The other two are Oversight and Integrity. Horowitz goes oh for three. Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 15, 2019 06:22 PM (EMi53) 337
Comey did not kill himself. Just trying it out.
Posted by: Ostral B Heretic at December 15, 2019 06:42 PM (IPvH/) 338
How much upheaval has this bumblefuck nitwit already caused to American history from being such a feckless crapweasel?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 15, 2019 06:57 PM (38jed) 339
I love how he's trying to blame the "system " when he is in charge.
So his defense is" Oh, I'm lazy". The hammer of justice can't hit this guy hard enough. And don't think he wasn't under orders. Guys like this never act without orders. Posted by: Iblis at December 15, 2019 07:44 PM (1mpw4) 340
If he was so confident how come he failed to pursue Hillary with hard evidence of a crime and instead pursue Trump with fake evidence?
Posted by: Bang-a-gong at December 15, 2019 08:04 PM (Qc+Wp) 341
He allowed (or turned a blind eye) to Brennan's crap and embraced the drivel Steele produced. Why?
Posted by: Jean at December 15, 2019 09:43 PM (t1ckn) 342
Comey is seriously using the same defense that 2nd tier Nazi was criminals tried!? Lordy.
Posted by: Fisher at December 15, 2019 10:52 PM (8FfnY) 343
If his defense plan is to plead guilty it might work. Any other will only result in his execution in the most horrible way possible. He ought to opt for a quick and easy demise.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at December 16, 2019 01:22 AM (Ju2mK) 344
295 Here's where I'm skeptical about Jack Straw, who seems to have been right about everything so far. The judges were innocent?
Someone, no matter their bona fides, wanted to surveil the opposing party presidential campaign and you assumed everything was on the up and up? And the story was the Russian hookers? They were in it up to their eyeballs, which is why we haven't seen any of them say a word. Or Roberts, who should be very upset. Posted by: artemis at December 15, 2019 04:01 PM (AwPyG) ------ Jack has been wrong far more than right. Hell for two years he was saying just wait until Sessions and Huber drop the bomb on the Deep State. Posted by: MAGA at December 16, 2019 07:45 AM (8sRgE) Processing 0.05, elapsed 0.0546 seconds. |
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