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Jen Rubin: If I Don't Get My Crazy Cat Lady Way, I'm Calling for Civil Unrest!
If McConnell continues to collude and four R's do not defect to demand a real trial with witnesses then peaceful, mass protest is in order. This should not stand.
— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) December 13, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 06:07 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2019 06:07 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 13, 2019 06:08 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (UNthw)
Posted by: Ha at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (UU64l)
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (oAXUX)
Posted by: huerfano at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (9dnxb)
Otherwise I'd kind of like a trial cuz maybe it would expose the FNM/DNC playbook of "do sleazy, sometimes illegal crap and then accuse the other side of your crimes"
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:10 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Rocky at December 13, 2019 06:10 PM (gnPYV)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 13, 2019 06:10 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 06:10 PM (qyH+l)
Literally nothing.
Jen Rubin is a goof.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 13, 2019 06:10 PM (BYI1d)
Says the guy who always thinks things are beginning but he's not here so I'm filling in for him.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)
Guess there are always exceptions.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (DbSAo)
Posted by: Roman Maroni at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (vCA4F)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Jerry "867-5309" Nadless at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (bFkYZ)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Tommy V at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (GCivW)
Why the fuck does every leftist retard think that EVERYONE is colluding with somefuckingthing?
Geez.....Jen, bubby......get off that chicken....it's done.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (90T4r)
Okay, ew.
Posted by: Rocky at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (gnPYV)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)
God's work, Diogenes.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:11 PM (UUBmN)
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24/7 of Rachel Madcow might do it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (axyOa)
So is it her craziness that affects her looks or is it her looks that affects her craziness?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (PiE+K)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (gnTUZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (PiE+K)
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"and"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 13, 2019 06:12 PM (jWe5r)
Killer comment/nick combo right here.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (t+qrx)
Your side won't win. And they are all unarmed pussies with neck beards or unable to determine if they are male or female that won't be a long war. So yea, go ahead and fire that first spitball butch. You mouth breathers are closer than you think to shit status getting updated to real very soon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (ZCEU2)
These people are sick, dishonest -- EVIL -- people.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Muhammad Mohammed Muhammad at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (6Y1II)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (RF412)
>>Your terms are accepted, Jen.
>>See you there.
Careful. She has one of those high capacity assault cats.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Archer at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (DbSAo)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (bGY3H)
I said it once and I'll say it again, Jen Rubin is to brains as Brie Larson is to ass.
Also, she has a face that would scare a bulldog off the proverbial meat wagon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Beria, Commiesar of Internal Security at December 13, 2019 06:14 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore
well, you could shoot them.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (d7Ww2)
....
It's time to end this police state shit.
She'll be M.I.A. when it hits.
Posted by: Ha at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (UU64l)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (/agtT)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
1.Why do they even have gender specific restrooms???
2.I wonder what the men use the tampons and pads for???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (438dO)
Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (DbSAo)
Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (zD38/)
or unable to determine if they are male or female that won't be a long
war.
Don't forget the man buns and skinny jeans.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (bFkYZ)
Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (bGY3H)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (PbpT7)
I do not watch videos at work, they tend to get hissy about it. I am guessing it is about sucking the poison out?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (dNzKv)
Balls Out is great.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
They've been around a LONG time. There catalog is pretty substantial, if I remember correctly.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)
But yup, I am getting damned tired of being gaslighted by the FNM simply quoting outrageous lies by Dems and than R so and so 'claimed' whatever factoid the R presented when they aren't smothering facts like "BLACK natitonalist shot up the Jewish grocery, Biden demanded a Ukrainian prosecutor be fired or they wouldn't get their loan guarantee, etc etc"
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (eASYU)
These people are sick, dishonest -- EVIL -- people.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM
Yep. If that happens the way Jen wants. It's going to get ugly. And I do not mean that lightly. I am a married guy with kids, a mortgage etc. But I will not stand by when a fucking coup is taking place. Will not end well jennah. So go ahead keep typing cunt.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (r7Fvf)
Posted by: Wut at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (UU64l)
You know I have a great sense of humor.
I tell jokes all the time. They're great. Great and funny. I love jokes
because they make me laugh.
I'm always happy to be here at The
Dispatch, love the place. I read it all the time, especially the slash
fiction Jonah writes. Jonah, you've got an evil, sick mind. Reminds me
of my boy.
Of course Hunter takes care of business, doesn't he?
He just knocked up his new wife. Guy just doesn't quit. Takes after his
old man, doesn't he Jill. Here, Jill, let me have a nibble. Nom, nom.
Isn't she great?
Of course we use birth control, because the Pope said it was okay in 1963. I got a dispensation. Same with the abortion thing.
Anyhow,
great to see you Jonah, hope the viagra works out for ya. Where's the
bald creepy guy? Dave? Is that him? Beady eyes, pedo face? Yeah, so you
know him, too. Not here?
Too bad. I honor David French's
service. Do you know he single-handedly killed 125 Taliban? Yep. Did it
with a M2 Halftrack. Ran 'em over while they were on their carpets. They
couldn't hear him coming because their loudspeakers were going. Guy wailing AYAYAYYA and then SQUISH. He's a
great guy, even if he is a perv.
Who else is here? Charlie! My
Man! How's the mistress? What, no I know you married the last one, I'm
talking about the one I saw you with at the club last night? What? Oh,
well, you know, I was kidding sweetheart. Come here, let me give you a hug. Oh yeah. Nice.
Charlie and I go way back. Our
kids did drugs together. Charlie showedHunter how to freebase. Great
guy. Nose like a hoover, though.
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (bGY3H)
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She'd probably be right in line after camel number 3.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Jen has her panties in a wad over the same that got AllahPussy's panties in the same state. Cocaine Mitch said something about "total coordination" with OrangeMan over the trial.
Mitch said, "There will be no difference between the president's position oand our position on how to handle this."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (f1Vqw)
I wonder: Are these Leftist-Fascists Conspirators and their supporters willing to fight and die for the Farce?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (YLYCU)
I don't think you gave them a fair listen. Their lyrics are very sophisticated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-4TTNlKzLo
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
I don't know if you want to hear the explanation of this one.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (bFkYZ)
It is beyond hilarious that someone sat down, put pen to paper and not only wrote those words but then set them to music.
Absolutely fucking funny.
They even took time to come up with the whole snake bite thing.
If these guys are alive they have to be commenting here.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (r+sAi)
I know, I *re*-discovered them. I posted about them on the blog a lot during the Balls Out days, but that was like four albums ago
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (c5pD3)
I don't know if you want to hear the explanation of this one.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged
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Please, do tell...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: klaftern at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (UUBmN)
According to "Ghost" (who may or may not still be alive), use tampons to plug through and through wounds, and pads to cover closed wounds or scrapes.
Posted by: Fox2! at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Jen Rubin's lips form the words "conservative blogger" but my ears hear "diseased c**t".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (c5pD3)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (cBpq4)
MotherBloggingLiberal
@MBLJmarks 1h1 hour ago
Replying to @JRubinBlogger
Agreed. I have been tweeting almost everyday that we need to organize a peaceful protest.
Oh. Well you sure showed everyone, didn't you. Almost every day, you say? Gosh, what a little trooper you are.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM
No. You should really watch this one. Really informative. And be sure to turn the sound up...way up!
And get your Xmas bonus early. Before you watch this.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (axyOa)
I am loving this here sock.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Jerry "867-5309" Nadless at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: morigu at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:16 PM (UUBmN)
Uncontrolled arterial bleeds, GSWs, and lacerations.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (1CjJc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqY9Ie74v8
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (viJE+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (c5pD3)
Seen over at Instapundit:
Ken Livingstone says it's 'the end' for Jeremy Corbyn and blames 'Jewish vote.'
Why does it always have to be the Jews? Isn't that part of this asshole's problem?
Also, taking a look at the numbers: 263K Jews out of a population of 66 million. .3%
Right.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mikeyG is going into the chrysallis at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (ykID5)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Professor Karlint at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (PtOP4)
Posted by: morigu at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (Eu98u)
Sniffin' the Tears. Fistbump.
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (90T4r)
Well, first of all, there are the women who think they are men that use the mens room and need those products because they are biological women.
As for the other thing, well, um, there is an aftermarket for used woman things for men who think that they are women that want the full... um.. experience.
/I denounce myself
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:21 PM (bFkYZ)
well that is the complex and layered metaphor, yes.
but you'll never guess what it's a metaphor for! It's very subtle.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:17 PM
More of a first aid thing for snake and scorpion bites and stings, respectively.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (HALdu)
It's time for that maybe, but they aren't the ones who should be acting up.
Posted by: CN at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Solid Snake at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (BhC1Z)
Nope. Melissa McCarthy already has the Ned Beatty role in her perpetual contract.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (bFkYZ)
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 06:15 PM (90T4r)
Yeah. And the cats get store-brand cat kibble.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (Ol3ZL)
This reminds me of something.
There is a scene in The Godfather Part II when Michael is in Cuba to meet Hymen Roth.
On the way from the airport, he sees a skirmish between Cuban police and Cuban rebels, which was a cause for concern
Michael later told Roth what he saw and how he felt unsure about the future of business in Cuba.
Here's the scene. Pay attention because it's relevant today:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RF-OLohSLI
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (YLYCU)
@MBLJmarks 1h1 hour ago
Replying to @JRubinBlogger
Agreed. I have been tweeting almost everyday that we need to organize a peaceful protest.
***
Peaceful.
Right.
Code for put the lock-swinging Antifa dudes up front.
Go ahead. We'll be your huckleberries.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (axyOa)
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The first part, meh.
The second part: Yeah, I could have gone the rest of my life without that bit of knowledge.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (qC1Sy)
Otherwise I'd kind of like a trial cuz maybe it would expose the FNM/DNC playbook of "do sleazy, sometimes illegal crap and then accuse the other side of your crimes"
Posted by: paleRider is sim
Do we know what are the elements of each? If not, how does one prove or defend such a charge?
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (uSS4V)
This is precisely what I was talking about this morning.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (bGY3H)
AllahPussy's panties in the same state. Cocaine Mitch said something
about "total coordination" with OrangeMan over the trial.
Mitch said, "There will be no difference between the president's position oand our position on how to handle this."
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:18 PM (f1Vqw)
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Jen's great. I always like reading her stuff. Her hair smells funny though. Acid, lots of it. Makes you trip out just being around her.
She's double-jointed. Ask me how I know. No really, she is! I thought all you guys at the Dispatch knew that...c'mon, you're pulling my leg. Hey, stop glaring at me! Tough room.
Anyhow, glad to have your support and I'm totally onboard with impeaching Trump. I will definitely be voting for it. I was talking to Joe Lieberman the other day, and I think he's there as well. Yep, Trent Lott's going to have his hands full dealing with us, I tell ya.
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (dNzKv)
Which is why I originally said "you don't want to know. "
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:23 PM (bFkYZ)
Posted by: Comdrade Nespatnik (Insomniac) at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (PbpT7)
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Slices like a hammer?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (qC1Sy)
Tweeted by Jenny 4 hours ago
Sweet heart I doubt there is too many journalists not on DJT's side or unbiased whom he would be afraid of. And as for real world opponents he is doing much better than anyone expected.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (cBpq4)
Did you follow it up with Ace's comment with the NEXT song in the library?
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)
The FBI can be excused initially for at least looking at Jewell -- bombers and arsonists do like to observe their own handiwork -- but their rush to fabricate a case with no real evidence is just appalling.
Sam Rockwell and Cathy Bates were, as usual, outstanding. But Paul Walter Hauser really shone as the awkward and occasionally overzealous Jewell, who was hailed as a hero right after the bombing, and a few days later vilified by the press based on a random comment leaked by an FBI agent to an unscrupulous journalist. I don't know how accurate the movie is as to the details.
And I was thinking, how would I fare if suspicion were cast on me? I'm a creepy loner with a weird book collection and a compulsion to visit the HQ. I'd investigate me.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (SwUGk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: kahall at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (fq7/e)
Posted by: LASue at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (uSS4V)
I'm sure there are Top Men (Myn, Mxn?) working on ways to make Frankencooters bleed or a simulation thereof to allow for the full experience.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (gpJYf)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (cBpq4)
Always leave the headphones plugged in.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
As for the other thing, well, um, there is an aftermarket for used woman things for men who think that they are women that want the full... um.. experience.
/I denounce myself
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged
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By full experience... what are they doing with them? I mean a man who has had the surgery and has a gaping wound, I can see, not willingly, but what about the men who don't have Gaping wounds they call vaginas??? What do they do with them???
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (UUBmN)
Uncontrolled arterial bleeds, GSWs, and lacerations.
Nope
men soak tampons in vodka and put em up the poop chute for a quick alcohol hit. I read that on the internet so it must be true.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Um, Jen? Listen...uh...WTF?
"Collude?" You mean the Republican leader of the senate agreeing with Republican members of the senate? That's not collusion, that's common sense.
"Defect?" What kind of fucking partisan world do you live in? People can agree that you case is stupid independently.
"Real Trial?" Okay, numb skull, the senators are judges in impeachment. And guess what? A judge can dismiss a case right out of the gate if they think it has insufficient grounds even to bring charges. Happens all the time.
"Peaceful mass protest" yeah, have you looked at your side of the aisle lately? Ain't gonna be nothing peaceful about it. Antifa will show, and the gloves will come off.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
And they are right!
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)
Roger Ebert's site, which is full of SJWs, just gave Richard Jewell a 3.5 star rating out of 4.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (2DOZq)
never heard of white panther. spinal tap level of lyrics. to 11.
Posted by: mjc at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (Pg+x7)
men soak tampons in vodka and put em up the poop chute for a quick alcohol hit. I read that on the internet so it must be true.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (eASYU)
I'll drink the vodka, thank you.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kahall at December 13, 2019 06:25 PM (fq7/e)
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Steel Panther and puppet show
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: klaftern at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (RuIsu)
were cast on me? I'm a creepy loner with a weird book collection and a
compulsion to visit the HQ. I'd investigate me.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,
fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'd investigate me so good.
Posted by: Bufflao Bill at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (1CjJc)
What in the hell do they think Trump has done that justifies removal?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (R8CrI)
Hunter Biden's Advice Column?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (ykYG2)
men soak tampons in vodka and put em up the poop chute for a quick alcohol hit. I read that on the internet so it must be true.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (eASYU)
The kids were doing that is school not too long ago
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (bGY3H)
Tweeted by Jenny 4 hours ago
Sweet heart I doubt there is too many journalists not on DJT's side or unbiased whom he would be afraid of. And as for real world opponents he is doing much better than anyone expected.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:24 PM
Certainly sounds like projection.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (axyOa)
The left uses it like a magic Harry Potter word. Wingardia colussiosa.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (9dzlp)
What in the hell do they think Trump has done that justifies removal?
He humiliates them, and they believe they are Serious People worth of Respect and even Deference.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (R8CrI)
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PDT represents the everyman that dared to rise above his station and for that alone, he must be destroyed.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (qC1Sy)
How was the puppet show ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Let's just say "they play pretend" and leave it at that.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (bFkYZ)
Hunter Biden's Advice Column?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (ykYG2)
Hunter does not use a tampon, he uses a roll of paper towels
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (eASYU)
Talk about a dirty martini!
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu)
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Well, it's a step up from eating a Tide Pod, I guess.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (qC1Sy)
I almosy really think the thirty plus Democrats in the house are going to say Fuck Off Nancy!? How many are going to get an earful this week, because "We Hate Trump" is not an Impeachable Offense?
Posted by: rd at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (+0uDE)
Face down, butt in the air
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (ykYG2)
.........
That's why she should go on Naked and Afraid.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
Girls all over the City have been doing it.
And not just in the Butt. They put those Vodka Soaked things in their Vaginas, too.
Tie the Strings together.
They call it Double Barrelin' and it's killing our kids!
Posted by: Iced T at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (SwUGk)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (BqBId)
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This, 100%.
Men fighting for their principles possess a large and inherent advantage over men fighting for money or to retain power.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 06:30 PM (179MK)
Posted by: Ed McMahon's Corpse at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (SwUGk)
Michael later told Roth what he saw and how he felt unsure about the future of business in Cuba.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:22 PM (YLYCU)
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This reminds me of the earlier post on Virginia calling out the National Guard to compel obedience with their gun laws.
I don't know if anyone looked it up, but almost all the armories are in rural areas. There are a few units based on the coastal part, or near DC, but they're most clerical/support. The 'line' units are in west and south.
So these clowns would be expecting troops to arrest their own friends, neighbors and families.
Utterly clueless.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (cfSRQ)
working on a sex farm
trying to raise some hard love
getting out my pitchfork
poking your hay...etc, etc.
Posted by: mjc at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Pg+x7)
What Jen Rubin did here in her tweet is far more evil than it seems.
Alternate post title:
Jennifer Rubin: Since Our Frame-Up And Peaceful Coup Failed, I'm Calling On All You Crazy Leftists Within The Sound Of My Twitter Voice To Carry Out A Violent Coup
She just issued a goddam FATWA, she did.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (YLYCU)
Face down, butt in the air
...
and for the "men," hunched over in the closet diddling their little dicks like it's a toilet flush handle that won't stop flushing
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (UUBmN)
They call it Double Barrelin' and it's killing our kids!
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Is one soaked in booze and the other a mixer? What about the olives?
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (2DOZq)
men soak tampons in vodka and put em up the poop chute for a quick alcohol hit. I read that on the internet so it must be true.
Posted by: paleRider
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Uh, palerider, you may want to delete all your bookmarks and start afresh.
Just an idea.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Y4EXg)
Democrats who think that by calling herself a Republican, republicans will listen to her.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Avi at December 13, 2019 06:32 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: henry at December 13, 2019 06:32 PM (J3Rfi)
real trial with witnesses then peaceful, mass protest is in order. This
should not stand."
Listen, lady - and I am being generous - you do not want to find out what happens if you void the 2016 election, because of an inability to control your temper tantrum. You do not want your temper tantrum controlled for you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:32 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T)
yawn.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:32 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (bGY3H)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (R8CrI)
He won and he is breathing
There, there are your 2 counts
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (c5pD3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (dNzKv)
IIRC , Clarence Thomas's wife and her conservative women's group wrote a letter to the Post demanding that Rubin not be allowed to identify as a Republican.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (2DOZq)
They got a powerful new drug, makes kids put on a red onesie and try to crush pizzas. The streetname is "The Noid," and you gotta avoid it.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
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And the money. I think that's more important. NR's people turned on a dime from defending traditional marriage to Now It's Settled.
We know that part of that was because their backers *also* changed their minds. So they write what they are paid to write, and pretend they thought of it on their own.
Except for Jonah, who just steals ideas from here.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (cfSRQ)
Tie the Strings together.
They call it Double Barrelin' and it's killing our kids!
---
Is one soaked in booze and the other a mixer? What about the olives?
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency,
fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
FFS, do not do this with a Bloody Mary. I shouldn't have to explain why.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (1CjJc)
Forgive me if you've heard this one already, but FYI - over there on the Hayes / Goldberg Dispatch, THE TOP PARAGRAPH has this "we are officially just one week away from Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker".
OMG. The Dispatch is probably worse than I thought.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (xptlg)
Isn't that bannable on Twitter?
Posted by: Easy Andy
...........
She snuck in the word "peaceful", knowing full well antifa assholes would be nothing approaching peaceful.
I do not understand any of them wanting a full trial though. My God! It would be gorgeous!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (438dO)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)
https://tinyurl.com/wbvk3qr
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: garrett at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (SwUGk)
I think you can make the argument before he actually took office as a conservative that opposition was based on what he would do. However, since then, he has been far more conservative than most presidents who have had the name and these same shills have walked over broken glass for.
They either cannot and will not admit they were wrong, or they were liars about what they said they wanted for years. Either one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: West at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (QX5Sf)
I knew everybody who did that would turn into babies when they don't get their way in the Senate.
You arent' special. You aren't even remarkable.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:34 PM (YOhRS)
The other half think this thing is so stupid and embarrassing for the whole country that we should just go through the motions and get rid of it as quickly as possible. And about half the Democrats agree.
The way I see it...I can't lose. Thanks dumb shits! I mean really, great job! Take the night off, you deserve it!
Jen herself is in the astonishingly small camp of believing fairness means a long trial where Donald Trump will be exposed as the scoundrel he is. Which is literally the dumbest possible opinion to have, and the least likely possible outcome.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (+DS2f)
I'm not going into spoilers but I'm pretty sure I know the answer to that one.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Steel Fritz at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Blago at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (6XlcD)
Pretty soon it's all going to be reruns anyway
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:35 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: paleRider
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As soon as I posted I thought of that.
LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (Y4EXg)
I think that's a pretty well known use.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 13, 2019 06:27 PM (R8CrI)
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All the things they imagine he could have done but have jack of proof of.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (YOhRS)
I'd punch it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
I'd watch.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (dNzKv)
Kyrsten Sinema >> McStain + Flake
And I was reading, Sen. MILF will likely vote to acquit OrangeMan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (R0z7P)
I'd punch it.
looks like she has already been punched... By the ugly stick
Posted by: It's me donna at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (6XlcD)
Isn't that bannable on Twitter?
Posted by: Easy Andy
****
Now if only someone would read her tweets.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (pw+jk)
Oh please don't throw Trump in that briar patch, Brer Jen.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (yQpMk)
I'd punch it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
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We can go all Bambi and Thumper on that slab of smug.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Bro at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (YOhRS)
Jen's face makes Aunt Esther look like a raving beauty.
I'm wondering, just who is uglier, Jen or Kerosene Maxine Waters?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)
red onesie and try to crush pizzas. The streetname is "The Noid," and
you gotta avoid it.
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:33 PM (PbpT7)
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Hey, it's Ace, the man himself. Hey Ace! I've been talking with folks all afternoon. Glad to see you.
I've known Ace forever, my word as a Biden. Ace used to do lots of that sword and sorcery stuff, and they did a cartoon on it. He-Man, that's it.
That's his nickname, right? He-Man! Yeah, buff guy like him, doesn't look at all gay with that messenger bag. I love gay people. Gay Lovin' Biden they called me in college.
Anyways, yeah, the Noid is bad, and I introduced legislation to ban it just last spring. Trent Lott has kept it bottled up in committee, but with your support will do it for the kids.
Great to see ya, Ace. Where's Alice the Chick? I bet she smells *fine.*
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Valerie Plame at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (NVYyb)
I'd punch it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (dUJdY)
I'd watch.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx)
I'd PPV.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 13, 2019 06:38 PM (gnTUZ)
I was that guy. I never thought Trump would be or stay largely conservative.
I think trump was never a true conservative at all. He took conservative positions on things because the progressives wouldn't give him the time of day. There was nothing and nobody else left. He's transnational - he does whatever works. Lucky for him, conservatism actually works. It's why, as time goes by, he is becoming more conservative.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 13, 2019 06:39 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 13, 2019 06:39 PM (dNzKv)
I want a trial, too. Ciaramella, Schiff's aides/Ciaramella's buddies,
and the IC IG, Atkinson. Those four, under oath, w that 40 page
opposition research file on Ciaramella to start. Shouldn't take more
than a week or so.
Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2019 06:37 PM (R0z7P)
And "I am just going to memorialize this damning info in a text message" Taylor, after meeting with Schiff's staffer. Squeeze them until their heads pop.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 06:39 PM (1CjJc)
dicks like it's a toilet flush handle that won't stop flushing
That's my dad.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 13, 2019 06:39 PM (EgshT)
My favorite Rubin-esque is how she 1) passionately called on the U.S, to move it's embassy to Jerusalem for YEARS; 2) called Trump a deceitful liar for ignoring his campaign promise to do so; and 3) then when Trump actually DID so? Well... our Jen wrote that Trump's action served "no valid foreign policy purpose" & condemned Trump for his cheap theatrics!
But she IS a conservative, because the WaPO knows when it sees one. So there.
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2019 06:39 PM (Cssks)
*Fistbump* That execrable scrunt better hope she doesn't get her wish, because people like her are gonna be the some of the first casualties of civil unrest.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (LBnTd)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (axyOa)
Just for kicks, I wonder who funds Jen Rubin. What "chair" does she sit in. Paul Singer wouldn't be stupid enough to waste his money on this twat, so it has to be some really dumb billionaire, like Bloomberg.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (f1Vqw)
.........
Right. All those protesters without jobs. They're conservative like you, Jen.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (v0R5T)
I will ROFL if that actually happens... and I think it will.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (pw+jk)
But a Party line ticket to follow the Constitution and NOT impeach unless its Treason, Bribery, or other High CRIME or MISDEMEANOR should bring on riots.
They really do want to bring out the Promise Keepers apparently.
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore
Good sized drone. Bucket of piss. Or hog lot runoff.
Posted by: Beldar at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (S7O1q)
Posted by: Bro at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (YOhRS)
Sounds like Obstruction of Congress to me.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (LBnTd)
I was just talking about this with a coworker today. My fondest wish is that there would be a way for them to get exactly what they really want - not what they think they want - without anyone else getting hurt. I want that very much.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
We don't care what you think. You're a liberal. Even Chuck Grassley referred to you as the liberal columnist. You're a phony and a fraud, so STFU.
Posted by: redridinghood at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (HALdu)
........
his sperm are so desperate to get away they learned to fly.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 13, 2019 06:43 PM (r+sAi)
I will ROFL if that actually happens... and I think it will.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (pw+jk)
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That will be funny, when the House is presenting the case for Impeachment.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:43 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: Jen Rubin, True Conservative at December 13, 2019 06:43 PM (sWM8x)
Jen Rubin with her knickers in a twist and 100,000 chigger bites in her lady parts.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 06:43 PM (T1Aes)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM
***
Been seeing the Bloomberg 2020 ads out here in Seattle. He brags about the 400,000 jobs he's created. I guess she is one of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: davidt at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (l3+k2)
She just get's a laptop and a twitter account right?
They never put anything she writes on paper.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (HALdu)
doesn't get her wish, because people like her are gonna be the some of
the first casualties of civil unrest.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM (LBnTd)
I was just talking about this with a coworker today. My fondest wish is that there would be a way for them to get exactly what they really want - not what they think they want - without anyone else getting hurt. I want that very much.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:42 PM (t+qrx)
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More and more decent and civilized people are thinking that same thing.
It ain't going to be pretty for the cheerleaders of treason.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (pw+jk)
Isn't she on the payroll of Bezo's Blog? Or is it a by the word thing?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (yQpMk)
Yessum! Bring on the Handmaids again, 'cause America really digs 'em! Please!
Posted by: mnw at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (Cssks)
It's the only explanation to the insanity that has brought humanity back hundreds of years worth of unlearning.
This is pure fucking brain damage in display.
It is absolutely perplexing
Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (aR6C/)
The first time, ever I saw your face....
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vw7grjz
Bulldog off the meat wagon.
I'm gonna have to stick the air hose up my butt and blow my dick back out after seeing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (DBGf/)
I am not sure I hate even Bill Kristol enough for that.
Maybe Soros.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (DBGf/)
It would seem that he is a jismatic, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2019 06:46 PM (Ol3ZL)
I hear ya. The balkanization of the US doesn't see to be far off. It would be a terrible thing were it to happen and those who brought it about or egged it on would need to pay very dearly.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 06:46 PM (LBnTd)
It's the only explanation to the insanity that has brought humanity back hundreds of years worth of unlearning.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (aR6C/)
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The hashtag #Impeached was trending in the top 5, because Twittiots thought the vote meant Donald Trump had bene impeached.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:46 PM (YOhRS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:44 PM (yQpMk)
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Yep, she plays the part she was hired to play.
And she humiliates herself daily. The shame is part of the kink, as a great man once said.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
doesn't get her wish, because people like her are gonna be the some of
the first casualties of civil unrest.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 06:40 PM
***
Going to be a lot of competition to see who gets to the media first.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (c5pD3)
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Dr. Jill and I bought him glasses for that schismatism.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (sWM8x)
I will ROFL if that actually happens... and I think it will.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:41 PM (pw+jk)
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That will be funny, when the House is presenting the case for Impeachment.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 06:43 PM (YOhRS)
Schiff didn't even show up to defend his own report.
His STAFF LAWYER did.
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (L2ZTs)
===
And by caramel corn you mean poo corn.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (ykYG2)
.........
She better make a bikini out of duct tape. And finish the shelter before dark.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I just got really turned on by that idea.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)
Try coaxing it with a loaf of bread.
Posted by: Jerry "867-5309" Nadless at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Great AOP - now I have to make up some bullshit story to explain to the grandkids why Papa is laughing his ass off!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 06:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 06:50 PM (ykYG2)
Jen Rubin takes it beyond "crazy cat lady." She looks like a bag lady who shoplifted at Ann Taylor.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 06:50 PM (179MK)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
I just got really turned on by that idea.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (d7Ww2)
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I thought the Senate were simply the jurors. The House sends managers over to do the lawyering.
So Ratcliff, Nunes, etc. would be the ones asking questions.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
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Dr. Jill and I bought him glasses for that schismatism.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 13, 2019 06:48 PM
****
Damn it!
I can' be spewing good scotch across my keyboard like that!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (WdocV)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wfp923x
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)
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Screw baseball stats. That right there and it will be all you can do to keep a semi, much less get a load off.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: zombie Thomas Paine at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (Tnijr)
I was gonna save this for the gun thread but...
Here's Sweet Caroline with guns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1KXT7oghPQ
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Lucid1 at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (X5ryO)
Posted by: Max Power at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (q177U)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wfp923x
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)
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Her column used to be illustrated with a VERY flattering line drawing of her. like, bordering on fraud.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (BqBId)
Looks like some contestant on Jeopardy who came in second isn't happy about it.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:47 PM (axyOa)
No, I want them to have their revolution, the one they dream about, all they want, and lots more. Somewhere that it can't hurt decent people. I want Antifa to get to them first.
"Listen you scruffy peasant, I helped kick off the revolution! Do you even know who I am? I am a very important journalist! I'm in charge here!"
"Uh huh." *checks clipboard* "Ditch is over there. ain't got all day."
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lucid1 at December 13, 2019 06:51 PM (X5ryO)
Ace doesn't want us to use the word here either. You won't get kicked off, at least from the first use.
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:53 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (t41dG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wfp923x
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Kinda looks like Maxine Waters in whiteface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
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The Bonerslayers.
Hard-core man-hating punk band.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Darth Chipmunk at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (t41dG)
Posted by: Rose at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (f/Wek)
If by punch you mean stab repeatedly with a fork covered in battery acid and hot sauce... I volunteer.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 13, 2019 06:55 PM (myjNJ)
Cue up Sanford & Son and watch the facial expressions Fred makes when Aunt Esther comes in. That's the natural reaction to Jen's face.
Now, let me find some of Fred's "You so ugly" one liners.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jen Gluebin at December 13, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Rose at December 13, 2019 06:54 PM (f/Wek)
Impossible burgers! seems to be their answer.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 06:56 PM (2B9A/)
"Listen you scruffy peasant, I helped kick off the revolution! Do you even know who I am? I am a very important journalist! I'm in charge here!"
"Uh huh." *checks clipboard* "Ditch is over there. ain't got all day."
Posted by: hogmartin at December 13, 2019 06:53 PM
***
Well damn.
Okay.
But I don't see why Antifa should have all the fun.
**pouts while staring into his single malt**
Posted by: Diogenes at December 13, 2019 06:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2019 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Orson at December 13, 2019 06:57 PM (4ZZdr)
Whine, bitch, throw a tantrum when you didn't get what you wanted.
Hey, JenRubin (and all your ilk):
EBOD, GFY and DIAF.
Posted by: JQ at December 13, 2019 06:57 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)
The Senate trial will then acquit, again with crossover Dems. Hype to the contrary, I can't imagine a single GOPer who sees gain in doing this. Maybe Mitt would do it if he could be the deciding vote, but it's just a stick in the eye of your base.
Could be 54 votes to acquit. Maybe more, because Trump's "crimes" are made up and some of these guys don't want the worm turning back on them.
In fact I think a lot of Senate Dems are really mad about this and will vote accordingly.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 13, 2019 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)
I would drive to N Dallas to be at a town hall with Collin Allred.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 06:58 PM (T1Aes)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 06:58 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 06:59 PM (179MK)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 06:59 PM (YLYCU)
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/ken-livingstone-says-its-the-21086946
He also thinks Corbyn wasn't radical enough to appeal to voters.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 13, 2019 07:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
Aunt Esther: Who you callin' ugly, sucker?
Fred: I'm callin' you ugly. I could roll your face in dough and make gorilla cookies.
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Fred: I got you somethin' too, Esther.
Esther: Why this ain't nothin' but a clear piece of plastic.
Fred: Yeah, wrap it around yo' face. That's yo' Halloween mask.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 07:00 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 13, 2019 07:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 07:00 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (2B9A/)
I still don't have any Christmas lights up.
Everyone else in the neighborhood has their lights up.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: cool breeze at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (T1Aes)
Posted by: JQ at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 13, 2019 07:01 PM (naIlL)
But that wasn't because Corbyn didn't Corbyn enough. Not at all.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 13, 2019 07:02 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 07:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2019 07:02 PM (DAWCP)
what's wrong with being sexy?
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at December 13, 2019 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
2-3 inches of rain tonight and tomorrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:03 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 07:04 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 13, 2019 07:04 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (DAWCP)
Posted by: Survivalist Jen Rubin (who wilts in direct sunlight) at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
so, they are Democrats?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (DAWCP)
I doubt the dems have learned that yet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (c5pD3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: zombie Thomas Paine at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (DAWCP)
I doubt the dems have learned that yet.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (c5pD3)
Nor have left wing american Jews realized that that means
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:06 PM (c5pD3)
Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)
so, they are Democrats?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 07:05 PM (sy5kK)
Biden?
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Red next to black, take a step back
Red next to yellow, that's a friendly fellow
Red next to green, a Christmas jelly bean
Red next to orange, ... you're on your own...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2019 07:07 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 07:08 PM (T1Aes)
Posted by: henry at December 13, 2019 07:08 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (YLYCU)
Age or IQ?
Posted by: henry at December 13, 2019 07:08 PM (J3Rfi)
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*coin toss *
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (3Z6pZ)
If Peters has any chance of keeping his seat, he is a 'no' vote.
Posted by: clutch at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (T1Aes)
Ugh, pouring rain-- not at all conducive to outdoor Christmas decorating.
Maybe use those little suction cups and hang (because, like Epstein, they won't do it themselves) lights inside, on the windows?
Posted by: JQ at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
Last year?
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JAS at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (rBtIz)
The first time, ever I saw your face....
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vw7grjz
Bulldog off the meat wagon.
I'm gonna have to stick the air hose up my butt and blow my dick back out after seeing that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Lipstick on a pig.
I unfortunately saw a picture of her years ago in which she was smiling and I've never gotten it out of my head whenever I hear her name. I'm guessing 65% of her head is made up gum tissue.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
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Yeah, but the ASPCA refused, and they were left on the hook.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (179MK)
"send bachelors!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
Last year?
Posted by: Don Q-Bot at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (NgKpN)
Guess you saw that coming. That is the risk you take with the long joke.
But yeah, that is where I was going with that.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2019 07:07 PM (CAJOC)
She's like a rainbow !!!
Posted by: Mick and the Boys at December 13, 2019 07:11 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 07:10 PM (179MK)
Heh
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
They tied a stack of hundred dollar bills around her neck and still couldn't get a taker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (j3npP)
Some timing ya got there Boss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (c5pD3)
How you?
Boy ratched is doing well as far as I can tell down at Camp Pendleton. I think he's actually ENJOYING himself.
heh. that's my kid.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (HALdu)
Only seeing a bunch of lefty sourced articles
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 07:13 PM (48RE5)
Some timing ya got there Boss
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (c5pD3)
Hardest hit, british citizens in need of dentists.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:13 PM (HALdu)
Twisted Sister put out a Christmas album in 2006.
It's amusing. What I like most about it is it's very unintentionally 90's.
https://youtu.be/vmEfFlbqbbY?t=1m46s
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (YLYCU)
Posted by: spidly at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (buP4J)
Didn't Rubin's parents put her up for adoption?
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:09 PM (HALdu)
They tied a stack of hundred dollar bills around her neck and still couldn't get a taker.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (j3npP)
So they settled on keeping her, sitting her in a corner, and feeding her with a slingshot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Vanya at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Comdrade Nespatnik (Insomniac) at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (NWiLs)
https://bit.ly/38FO8fk
My irony meter is pegged past 11.
Posted by: Gork at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (VmQ66)
Kyrsten Sinema >> McStain + Flake
And I was reading, Sen. MILF will likely vote to acquit OrangeMan.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 06:36 PM (f1Vqw)
too late for 2020, but 2024?
she already has more in common with middle America, as shown by her Senate voting record, than any of the current Demos.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (sy5kK)
So they settled on keeping her, sitting her in a corner, and feeding her with a slingshot.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (9Om/r)
That was funny. Did not expect the sentence to end with those words.
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 13, 2019 07:16 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (c5pD3)
"No. Go away."
--PDT, hopefully
Posted by: Vanya at December 13, 2019 07:16 PM (U7voe)
My irony meter is pegged past 11.
I hope your irony shuts off automatically or it might start a fire.
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2019 07:17 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Jocelyn Wildenstein at December 13, 2019 07:17 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Steel Fritz at December 13, 2019 07:18 PM (zD38/)
https://bit.ly/38FO8fk
My irony meter is pegged past 11.
Posted by: Gork at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM (VmQ66)
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You'd think that was a Babylon Bee article, but no...
Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 13, 2019 07:18 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (8erNz)
Heinz 57 > Rubin 57
Posted by: JEM at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (8erNz)
Tastes better I'm sure.
Posted by: Comdrade Nespatnik (Insomniac) at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (BRpqW)
she already has more in common with middle America, as shown by her Senate voting record, than any of the current Demos.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 07:15 PM
Hmmm...perhaps she can be turned to the Horde Side.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (rBtIz)
Jen was taken aback. Is it my writing? My style? What's wrong?
No, the editor said. The writing didn't seem to be the issue. It's your picture. Some people suggested you use an avatar that resembles a human being. Others politely suggested a burqa. One woman wrote to say she can't read your articles anymore because she has children and they start crying when your picture comes up on the monitor.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 13, 2019 07:20 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (rBtIz)
Isn't she a witch?
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Meanwhile, fully 21-months after being referred for criminal prosecution, Andrew McCabe still breathes the air of Free Men.
Anyone else read that and want to start looking of recipes for Molotov Cocktails? Because I sure as fuck do.
Posted by: DocJ at December 13, 2019 07:21 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 07:22 PM (T1Aes)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 13, 2019 07:22 PM (YLYCU)
When you click on the pic it returns a page of synema spiders.
Weird
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 07:21 PM
Dunno. We'll have to see if she weighs as much as a duck.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 07:23 PM (rBtIz)
they had to tie a steak bone around her neck just to get the dog to play with her
Posted by: illiniwek at December 13, 2019 07:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 13, 2019 07:25 PM (gnYei)
Posted by: andycanuck at December 13, 2019 07:27 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Johnny Biface at December 13, 2019 07:56 PM (v7uSj)
With Virginia Democrats threatening to wage war against lawfully-armed citizens I truly think we are on the edge of the abyss.
Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 13, 2019 07:57 PM (+Kpte)
Posted by: vivi at December 13, 2019 08:00 PM (11H2y)
There's a scene where Jewell brings out all his guns at his lawyer's request, before the FBI comes to do their search. The lawyer freaks at "all the guns" Jewell has. There were plenty of snickers and more than one "that ain't nothin'". Definitely a movie worth watching.
Posted by: Bean Counteress of Rohan at December 13, 2019 08:16 PM (2+j2N)
Posted by: Chris W at December 13, 2019 10:01 PM (btxgY)
Jen Rubin, standing athwart the gunwales of the #nevertrumpers' slops trough and screaming, "Suuuuuu-eeeee!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 13, 2019 11:28 PM (wy4/l)
Halftime: They (somehow) had a parade of fan-gals lined up of and then onto stage to flash their bobbies (some wisely chickened out) and then after picking the crowd favorite the lead singer Michael Starr pointed up to, and asked his wife (front edge: 5 seats to the right in the balcony) to show her's and she pulled up her skirt and wiggled her beautiful breasts and it was a spectacular moment of pride for all. Everyone nursed on the spectacle. Good times, good times. (I think she was all-in on the joke (if that was even his wife)). You might not like 'Metal' music, but you will LOL if you read their song Lyrics - very good prank parody of metallic memes. (Audio NSFW).
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