Netflix's Proud New Christmas Offering: What If Jesus Was a Homo?

It's edgy in the same Corporate-Approved Manner in which all edgy things are, allegedly, "edgy."

It's super-edgy to just repeat what everyone else in the bubble is saying.

Merry Christmas, deplorables!

What are you gonna do? Cancel your Netflix subscription?

The media doesn't think you will do that. The media doesn't think you can do that. They don't think you're strong enough. They think you're addicted.

I mean, who could live without quality Netflix originals like Fleabag? Or Hannah Gadsby "comedy" specials slash feminism seminars?

Or the dozen Obama "documentaries" coming soon?

Netflix advertises the Brazil-produced film as a Christmas special, the Daily News reports, and it aired on Netflix Brazil on Dec. 3.
The comedy group Porta dos Fundos (which translates to Back Door) created “The First Temptation of Christ” following their International Emmy Award-winning production of “The Last Hangover,” a movie which satirizes the biblical Last Supper, the last meal Jesus Christ shared with his disciples before he was crucified.

Five million people have signed a petition asking/demanding that Netflix cancel the show, but petitions don't change a damn thing.

Cancellations change things.

Walking away changes things.

It is time to separate ourselves from Them, to the extent possible, including as regards our daily economy.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:17 PM

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1 #1?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 13, 2019 04:18 PM (a4EWo)

2 What a bunch of fags.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:18 PM (HJNe9)

3 Totally cancelled Netflix

shortly after Obama got involved with it.

I mean, duh.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:18 PM (lP+HO)

4 I was done with Netflix as soon as they hired Susan Rice.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 04:19 PM (sm6Pk)

5
But...but...Friends!

Posted by: Choke on it at December 13, 2019 04:19 PM (89Mqc)

6 I quit them over H1Bs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM (HJNe9)

7 Only so many things I can boycott. I've already canned Disney, Disney+, cable TV, the NFL, Starbucks, and - for caving to the alphabet mafia - Chick Fil A. The missus will probably burn me for cutting off her netflix.

Posted by: Sam In VA at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM (xWsd7)

8 So brave. Such truth-to-power.

Blech.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Russian asset!) at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM (I2dne)

9 I don't have Netflix, I am glad that I don't, as ace has noted many times, when is the Mohammed was a homo ramadan special being aired?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM (a4EWo)

10
Odds of a "What if Mohammed Were Homo" for Ramadan next year?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM (zBaqJ)

11 I hope I can use this to convince my wife to finally cancel Netflix.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM (7IrUQ)

12 ACE makes a strong case. Canceling now. I'm not watching anything on it anyway.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM (d1uFV)

13 5
But...but...Friends!
Posted by: Choke on it at December 13, 2019 04:19 PM (89Mqc)

Butt Friends?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM (zBaqJ)

14 Look's like having Obama on the Board is finally producing fruit.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (1g7ch)

15 Only so many things I can boycott. I've already canned Disney, Disney+, cable TV, the NFL, Starbucks, and - for caving to the alphabet mafia - Chick Fil A.
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And your life is much richer for it, i'll wager.

I make no comment on wife issues.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (49Uuk)

16 -
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Totally cancelled Netflix

shortly after Obama got involved with it.

I mean, duh.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:18 PM

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Same here.

Posted by: irright at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (pMGkg)

17 14 Look's like having Obama on the Board is finally producing fruit.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (1g7ch)

ISWYDT.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (zBaqJ)

18 Odds of a "What if Mohammed Were Homo" for Ramadan next year?

He's not a homo?

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

19 Next: Mohomo, the Prophag

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (+y/Ru)

20 18 He's not a homo?
Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:22 PM (ZGrMX)

Just a Pedo.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (sm6Pk)

21 Yep, that's it. Imma gonna CX.

Their shows suck and their films are few, anyhow.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (+fPHo)

22 Now do Mohammed, Netflix.

Posted by: Born Free at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (7Bf5Q)

23 Another shocka!

Apparently, there are some people high up in the TV & Movie industries who like to bash Christians and the Christian religion.

knock me over with a feather . . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (xptlg)

24 Who needs Netflix when they've got the ASHQ?
Amirite? or Amirite?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (48RE5)

25 Red Pilled America Podcast is fighting back. Patrick and Adryana get it. They've been in the hornet's next for years.

Don't know how much they'll accomplish but they are fighting the fight.

repilledamerica.com

Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (M3a0a)

26 How about Zoroasster?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (Ct55T)

27 -
--
But...but...Friends!

Posted by: Choke on it at December 13, 2019 04:19 PM (89Mqc)

Butt Friends?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM

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Netflix, you say?

Posted by: Shep! at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (pMGkg)

28 I have a Netflix DVD-by-mail subscription. I copy all the ones I like before I send them back. Is it OK to have a Netflix subscription as long as I'm using it to steal from Hollywood?

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (xPl2J)

29 I just keep on wrecking shit.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (vtcmf)

30 Just a Pedo.

The Koran also has explicit instructions on the handling of farm animals you've had sex with. I think Mo got around, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (ZGrMX)

31 I feel sad for these people. Imagine having to be them.

Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

32 Now do Mohammed.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (Boy/L)

33 Oh for fucks sake. Because all of Jesus' teachings were enveloped in and by the smell of wanton ass.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (zD38/)

34 Say, if Christians would start blowing up buildings and chopping peoples' heads off, would they stop producing this kind of movie?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (xptlg)

35 I think Disney won the rights to "What if Mohamed were a Pedophile:Surprise, He Was" movie, because it was a children's drama.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (bGY3H)

36 Canceled long ago.
Separation is the ticket
Do not feed the Leftist Beast

Posted by: Barney Fife at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (S7fGm)

37
I can't cancel something I never had, such as a subscription to Netflix.

But I support all of you that do and will.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (sy5kK)

38 I would actually watch a gay Mohammed show.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (xPl2J)

39 Something else I look forward to not watching.

Posted by: FrodoB at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (6z1FL)

40 this is how you got bolsonaro, the very aggressive fmr paratrooper who now runs the country, it's sad this dreck gets distribution, now there is has been a wonderfully faithful tale, apocalipsis, Portuguese for revelation, about the rise and fall of the anti Christ, who is a architect with globalist visions, the story is told at a very human level, as many of the people he knows, including a beautiful reporter, and her future fiancé, a local preacher, all left behind in the rapture, at this point, after having brokered a three and a half year peace, broken it having provoked a small nuclear exchange, has been shot revived and has imposed the matk (interesting twist the reporter's fiancée unwittingly helped design the instrument of his oppression,

Posted by: gaius martius at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (hMlTh)

41 Ya, I dropped Netflix when they gave Barry his show. Saw this sh!t coming back then. I do miss Stranger Things though.

Posted by: Redinabluestate at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (w8XVT)

42 "Allah is gay" will completely blue-screen an NPC.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (LxTcq)

43 And they're right, people are too addicted to the infotainment culture to quit. All you have to do is read any movie review by Ed Driscoll at Instapundit to see it in action.

Posted by: Born Free at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (7Bf5Q)

44 I feel sad for these people. Imagine having to be them.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (lwiT4)

... on judgement day.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (aS1PU)

45 33, A question kind sir, do they makest nose bleach for what you posted?.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (MwILh)

46 >>>But...but...Friends!

I know you're kidding but they're losing that.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 04:25 PM (PbpT7)

47 Chocolate Jesus IS a homo.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

48 It's 24/7 homo, homo, homo and trannies.

You would think they would get a new schtick already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (Z+IKu)

49 Are you surprised? Honestly, as long as leftist audiences and filmmakers continue to draw breath, movies "satirizing" Jesus will continue to be made. Christians don't take it seriously, and everyone knows it.

It might come back to haunt them if religious fundamentalism had an awakening, after some completely unforeseeable disaster.

Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (wub5I)

50 >>> Odds of a "What if Mohammed Were Homo" for Ramadan next year?

It's not gay if you are on top!

- Shit Mohammed, Certified Top Man, Said.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (1g7ch)

51 Done, cancelled, fuck 'em

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (d1uFV)

52 Oh Muslim, there is a Jew with a cock behind that tree! Ululululululu!

Posted by: The Gay Mohammed Show at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (ZGrMX)

53 Nike endorsing Colin Kaepernick...SI endorsing that Rapinoe creature...Time endorsing Greta Thunberg...I see a pattern here. And the pattern is that Corporate America is the enemy and is definitely un-American.

Fuck them all.

Viva la Trump!

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (fS3vz)

54 10
Odds of a "What if Mohammed Were Homo" for Ramadan next year?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:21 PM (zBaqJ)

Higher than going 6 for 6 in Cattle Futures trades.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (sy5kK)

55 "Mohammad as a pedophile"

/oh wait..

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (bFkYZ)

56 Pfft without uncle dananjcon's Netflix PW my college puke niece and nephew would probably get some studying done. Then again they'd go crying to my wife. Ozark is the only show worth the 15.00/month. Stranger things lost me season two.
Time to AXE it.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (u6xw0)

57 We would check in for one month, what what we wanted and cancel. After the sucking of Michelle's O's dick we don't even do that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (VqhL9)

58 Sargon of Akkad on last night:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPYPZJeB4sw

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (M0u+N)

59 The missus will probably burn me for cutting off her netflix.
Posted by: Sam In VA at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM (xWsd7

Same here.

Finding a substitute to stream all those British shows.

Tilting more and more everyday to Kodi.

Let em burn.

Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (M3a0a)

60 I will say, that not long ago my wife asked if we still had Netflix. Its been like a year since I cancelled so she wasn't watching anyway.

Me: No why?

Her: Because I wanted you to cancel it if we still had it.

Me: *quizzical monkey grunt*

Her: Did you know Obama is producing shows for them?

Me: I cancelled didn't I?

Her: *don't get smart with me look*

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (Qy1ge)

61 Only so many things I can boycott. I've already canned Disney, Disney+, cable TV, the NFL, Starbucks, and - for caving to the alphabet mafia - Chick Fil A. The missus will probably burn me for cutting off her netflix.
Posted by: Sam In VA at December 13, 2019 04:20 PM

I am pretty much the same in those departments. (OK I still watch the Vikings) When I tell my wife this, it might change it though with her. I am not a wall flower. I am OK with being offended or having offerings on TV I don't care for. I can change the channel. But at some point I've had enough. This is just a flat out attempt to insult people for ratings. And paying to get insulted? Nah.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (r7Fvf)

62 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (d1uFV)

63 I dunno. I may be a Christian, but at least I'm not the guy walking around with some dudes supper from last night on the tip of his doinker.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (bGY3H)

64 32 Now do Mohammed.

Posted by: Circa

yes. please mock the prophet.
make a movie showing the pedo goat fucker he really is.
and show it during ramadan over andover and over again.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (d7Ww2)

65 How about Zoroasster?

Total Fag.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (HJNe9)

66 When's the all-white remake of The Colour Purple out?

Posted by: TheHoser at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (IDjUx)

67 Apparently, there are some people high up in the TV & Movie industries who like to bash Christians and the Christian religion.

knock me over with a feather . . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 04:23 PM (xptlg)

My surprise is total.

Posted by: trev006 at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (wub5I)

68 Just do a factual description of the life of Mohammed, including his marriage to a six-year-old (consummated when she was nine years old).

No need to embroider.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (I2/tG)

69 28 I have a Netflix DVD-by-mail subscription. I copy all the ones I like before I send them back. Is it OK to have a Netflix subscription as long as I'm using it to steal from Hollywood?
Posted by: Mark1971 at December 13, 2019 04:24 PM (xPl2J)

I believe that is winning on a technicality.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (sy5kK)

70 What if Democrats were smart and showed real loyalty to the American People as much as they do to Illegal Aliens What if AOC had a real Brain instead of all that sawdust in her head what if Cory Booker was honest and Tlib would flap her arms and fly to the moon

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (wGqjj)

71 Looking forward to the gay mohammed sequel.

Posted by: f2000 at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (8mZoV)

72 Instead of cancelling en masse, we should have one month where every man woman and child with an IP address signs up for the free trial...

THEN all cancel.

Really fuck with their forecasts....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:28 PM (Ct55T)

73 Come on in Netflix, the waters fine!---Dick's Sporting Goods

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (UNthw)

74 And to think, God loved us so much that he gave us free will to reject him. To reject god has eternal consequences.

Just saying.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (0OmEj)

75 It's 24/7 homo, homo, homo and trannies.

You would think they would get a new schtick already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (Z+IKu)

Kids are next.

KIDS!!!

Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (M3a0a)

76 Imagine Netflix having a program showing Muhammed being a pedophile? Yea, neither can I. Of course it's probably because they wouldn't want their offices blown up. They know Christians won't do that. But they will cancel. Cancel culture this a-holes.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (r7Fvf)

77 Porta dos Fundos (which translates to Back Door)

Of course it does.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (U7qMl)

78 And if you subscribe now, we'll include a jar of urine. Free!

Posted by: Netflix at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (6eEQ+)

79 I thought Fleabag is on Amazon

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (G546f)

80 48 It's 24/7 homo, homo, homo and trannies.

You would think they would get a new schtick already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (Z+IKu)

It's not even that they particularly like the Alphabet people.

They just hate Christians.

The really, REALLY hate Christians.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (sm6Pk)

81 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Or, "Asshole 3."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (Boy/L)

82 Speaking of homos . . .

'STAR WARS' fans camp outside theater week before film opens...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (+y/Ru)

83 didn't Joan Osbourne already do this with the song, What If God was one of us?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (BqBId)

84 If I weren't married, I'd cancel all that shit. But I live with an LiV.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (hbTkw)

85 If you liked gay Jesus then you're going to love bestiality Mohammed.

Posted by: 10,000 goats can't be wrong at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (Xawuy)

86 ...SI endorsing that Rapinoe creature...
======
SI endorsed Bruce Jenner as Sortsofawoman of the year.

How it is not an insult for a biological woman to be picked after Jenner I don't even know.

Of course that reality hasn't dawned on the multiple concussion victim Rapinoe.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (lP+HO)

87 I already cancelled Netflix when Obama joined.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (U7qMl)

88 61, What Netflix is doing is trying to gain more leftists subscribers from the outrage publicity and betting that righties will take it because they are hooked on getting movies from Netflix. Same as CFA, etc.. By and large, the right doesn't act on the motive that the personal is the political.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (MwILh)

89 But don't you dare call Mohammed a pedo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (hbTkw)

90 'STAR WARS' fans camp outside theater week before film opens...

A. Since you can buy tix WAAAAAY in advance these days, I suspect....

B. The Giant Rat Kingdom paid them.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (Boy/L)

91 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Talk about gay...

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (R2gO3)

92 Remember when Lincoln was pronounced gay because the millennials couldn't bother to understand historical context?

Good times. More to come.

Posted by: MJ at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (gAMkn)

93 Congrats Mark!!!!!

now, make sure he doesn't turn into a treat for the rottie.

heh.

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

94 > No need to embroider.

Just depicting Muhammad on screen AT ALL would be enough with some of those people.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (WsmTT)

95 You would think they would get a new schtick already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM

I think they like the schtick, IYKWIMAITYD...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (ejd/p)

96 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

What happened to the previous Buttersworths?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (HJNe9)

97 I've been asked more than once if I want to "borrow" someone's NetFlix account. "Nah, I'm good."

Posted by: Groundhog at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (VYwSh)

98 Say, if Christians would start blowing up buildings and chopping peoples' heads off, would they stop producing this kind of movie?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja

magic 8 ball says " Deus Vult"

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (G546f)

99 Crap. Sorry.Ace said no fighting or knives.

My bad.

Posted by: Gunslinger at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (R2gO3)

100 The Red Letter Media Nerd Crew was pretty great. Disney is sweating bullets.

Good.

I'm done with Star Wars.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (d1uFV)

101 69 Netflix don't care as you are costing Horrywood, not them. So you are punishing the left, just not Netflix.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (MwILh)

102 How it is not an insult for a biological woman to be picked after Jenner I don't even know.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (lP+HO)

You sure about that biological thing?

Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (M3a0a)

103 The Left has Netflix trannies, we've got the UK! Ya baby! I got a chub watching the Lefties riot in London.

My point is let the Left keep making this shit. The Right is finally pushing back and the soy Boyz and girly men are butthurt.

Posted by: Redinabluestate at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (w8XVT)

104 #deplatformNetflix

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (Rvlwi)

105 96 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

What happened to the previous Buttersworths?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (HJNe9)

They went to Yale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)

106 I was just saying that Netflix really pisses me off sometimes that it seems anything recent or decent is extra $ from the base. This is just the last nail in their coffin. Which sucks because. Well. to be honest, it's winter here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (r7Fvf)

107 A biopic on Mohamed would fit right in with the Lefts audience. It has all the essential elements: pedophila, rape, incest, concubines, slaves and substantial delusions of grandeur. I

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (bGY3H)

108 Five million people are so upset with us that they did absolutely nothing.

What if all our customers are homos? We'll take that as a yes.

Posted by: Netflix at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (gpJYf)

109 I worked there and it was a sucky place to work. Cancel Netflix after I quit.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (Lqy/e)

110 I, for one, am disgusted by the fact they are portraying Jesus as cis-normative. How dare they erase his identity as a gender-fluid individual. This is clearly cultural appropriation/genocide.

Posted by: Bill at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (dn2p7)

111 I don't think it much matters. Almost no one is going to watch this, just like gay cinema in general. Even most inveterate Jesus-haters aren't going to make time for it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (iys0/)

112 59 ...

Tilting more and more everyday to Kodi.

Let em burn.
Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:27 PM (M3a0a)
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Good Man!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (xptlg)

113 O/T, but I see where there has been an arrest in the murder of that 19-year old young woman at Barnard in NYC. The murderer? 13 years old. Ethnicity, we may never know.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (JoUsr)

114 93 Congrats Mark!!!!!

now, make sure he doesn't turn into a treat for the rottie.

heh.
Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (d7Ww2)

Logan was cautiously interested, Hamilton was NOT having any part of the dog. So far, so good...only had him a day.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (d1uFV)

115 I have found it is very satisfying to log on to someone else's account.

My lib/baby huey brother for instance.

Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (Izot6)

116 I'm done with Star Wars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (d1uFV)

Why isn't everyone?

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (HALdu)

117 Mohammed was also a caravan raider which led to his prohibition against dogs, because dogs would alert the sleeping travelers and foil his raids. As a result over a billion people hate man's best friend because their prophet was a robber and a thief.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (fS3vz)

118
Bit Torrent FTW

When you care enough to say FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD, I'M STEALING UR CONTENT, BITCHEZ

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (kw0bd)

119 > The murderer? 13 years old. Ethnicity, we may never know.

That can probably be found out. He's apparently going to be charged as an adult.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (WsmTT)

120 There's going to be a streaming implosion within three years.

Disney will survive, because they own so much content, but Netflix won't have anywhere near as much and it will probably go.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (hbTkw)

121 I have found it is very satisfying to log on to someone else's account.

My lib/baby huey brother for instance.
Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM

If you could post it here. Thanks in advance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (r7Fvf)

122 What if God was one of us?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

123 91 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Talk about gay...
Posted by: Gunslinger at December 13, 2019 04:31 PM (R2gO3)

He's just as God made him. Until the vet cut his balls off.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (d1uFV)

124 NetFlix still sends me email asking me to come back. I wrote in my exit survey exactly why I left.

Seems they don't pay any attention to those surveys or they would not have me on their mailing list.

Hell if they paid close attention to them they might have asked for a restraining order.

Posted by: Big V at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (B06Zw)

125 In the season finale they reveal that Jesus was ... a woman, and not gay at all.

Bet you didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (HJNe9)

126 I thought Star Wars was dumb before the prequels had ever even come out.... so I got no dog in this fight.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (Ct55T)

127 They went to Yale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)
.........

That's good. I was worried the cars or neighbors dog got them.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

128 122 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

He'd cancel Netflix.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (d1uFV)

129 "Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM (fS3vz)"

Verifiable truth.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (bGY3H)

130 96 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

What happened to the previous Buttersworths?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (HJNe9)

I was going to ask the same thing, but realized there must be some embarrassing back story that Mark would rather pass on.

Also, is this Buttersworth from the famous Mrs. Buttersworth fame?

Sweet!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)

131 Mohammed was also a caravan raider which led to his prohibition against dogs, because dogs would alert the sleeping travelers and foil his raids. As a result over a billion people hate man's best friend because their prophet was a robber and a thief.

Also because the whole Mohammed bag of lies is satanic and all dogs go to heaven. Except the ones that just shake and pee everywhere.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (Boy/L)

132 121-snicker. I will have to get it from home. It's locked in.

Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (Izot6)

133 127 They went to Yale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)
.........

That's good. I was worried the cars or neighbors dog got them.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

All our animals are indoors only, unless they are on Dog Patrol with me or the wife.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (d1uFV)

134 122 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Just a slob like one of us?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

135 Netflix's Proud New Offering: What If Obama Was a Homo?

Try that one.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (I2/tG)

136 Star Wars is done with Star Wars.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (M0u+N)

137 131 Except the ones that just shake and pee everywhere.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (Boy/L)

Hate to tell you, but those weren't dogs.

Those were otters.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (sm6Pk)

138 I was going to ask the same thing, but realized there must be some embarrassing back story that Mark would rather pass on.

Also, is this Buttersworth from the famous Mrs. Buttersworth fame?

Sweet!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (sy5kK)

He does make me hungry for pancakes.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (d1uFV)

139 To my understanding, Christians believe that one of the many ways that Jesus was a highly heterodox rabbi in his living period, is that he was sexless, whereas all other rabbis are required to be married.

Hell, in those days, many rabbis would compel congregants who were unmarried by their early twenties to make the nearest available pairing. Like a biblical Law of the Yenta.

So, if a guy is famous for shattering ironclad shibboleths by completely eschewing sexuality, how do you turn that into "he's a fag?"

Gays do, um, the diametrically opposite thing, if past is prologue. They'd bang a knothole in a pine board. If boards had wieners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (179MK)

140 I am not sure this is as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be.

He is merely pretending to be gay to find who the gays are and report them for punishment and damnation.

That is the twist

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (HALdu)

141 THIS depiction of Jesus is the European white dude everyone is constantly insisting isn't how Jesus really looked, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (MniMX)

142 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)
******
Great Minds Think alike ?

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (BqBId)

143 75 It's 24/7 homo, homo, homo and trannies.

You would think they would get a new schtick already.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 13, 2019 04:26 PM (Z+IKu)

Kids are next.

KIDS!!!
Posted by: golfman at December 13, 2019 04:29 PM (M3a0a)

Old and busted = Smother them with love.
New hotness = Smother them with a My Pillow.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (zBaqJ)

144 Also because the whole Mohammed bag of lies is satanic and all dogs go to heaven.

Even Blondi?

Why do you love Nazi dogs? REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (hbTkw)

145 Instead of cancelling en masse, we should have one month where every man woman and child with an IP address signs up for the free trial...

THEN all cancel.
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A massive organized f'king with them would be righteous.

I know that I will personally order things from Amazon one thing at a time. I have free shipping.

Its the prisoner's dilemma. If you don't make them pay a price for badness, they'll just keep doing what they want to do rather than what they should do.

That rule applies to politics, business, law, and frankly personal relationships. People are not virtuous by nature. They can become so through self discipline, or by learning the hard way.

Posted by: simplemind - learning the hard way for over 50 years at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM (Qy1ge)

146 There's going to be a streaming implosion within three years.

Disney will survive, because they own so much content, but Netflix won't have anywhere near as much and it will probably go.

Agreed. The proliferation of single-channel streaming services leaves almost nobody with enough content to bother. I've been saying since they announced Disney+ that either BitTorrent was going to be the ultimate winner or the companies would all realize they were being rejected and put everything on Hulu, which is co-owned by multiple movie studios.

Either way, Netflix is screwed.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (ZGrMX)

147 91 Also, unrelated, but we have a new young cat. He's a cream tabby named Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Talk about gay...
Posted by: Gunslinger

HamBone

Posted by: x at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (nFwvY)

148 Fk Netflix

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

149 Welcome to the horde Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

150 You know, if Netfix and Amazon could just NOT be political, I'd be fine with streaming services.

Lots of good shows get made for streaming only nowadays that wouldn't get Hollywood time, like The Highwaymen, but this shit is a bridge too far.

I have DVDs to watch.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (d1uFV)

151 107 A biopic on Mohamed would fit right in with the Lefts audience. It has all the essential elements: pedophila, rape, incest, concubines, slaves and substantial delusions of grandeur. I
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (bGY3H)

Nah, the I keel you brigade would be all over that. Depictions of Mo is a major heresy for them

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (48RE5)

152 Just a slob like one of us?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

What are you, some kinda Bohemian? He just a stranger on the bus tryin to make his way home.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (i0ykY)

153 -
--
Gays do, um, the diametrically opposite thing, if
past is prologue. They'd bang a knothole in a pine board. If boards had
wieners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:37 PM

----------------------------

How DARE you assume my gender??

Posted by: 2x4 at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (pMGkg)

154 Don't blame me for Soy Wars. I left at a time long, long ago.

Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (6eEQ+)

155 Totally cancelled Netflix

shortly after Obama got involved with it.
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#metoo

And I told them why.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (JcXHH)

156 Agreed. The proliferation of single-channel streaming services leaves almost nobody with enough content to bother. I've been saying since they announced Disney+ that either BitTorrent was going to be the ultimate winner or the companies would all realize they were being rejected and put everything on Hulu, which is co-owned by multiple movie studios.

Either way, Netflix is screwed.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM

What sucks donkey balls is that I hate all of them. But yea, it's nice to sit by the fire and watch a show and have a bourbon in the middle of winter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (r7Fvf)

157
145 Instead of cancelling en masse, we should have one month where every man woman and child with an IP address signs up for the free trial...

Heh, heh... What xhe said!

Posted by: Redinabluestate at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (w8XVT)

158 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Just a slob like one of us?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

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That song irritated the piss out of me. Not for theological reasons. But because it was shallow and fatuous, but hailed by critics as deep and profound.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (179MK)

159 They went to Yale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)
.........

So they're Bernie cats? You know, free college and all that.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

160 I would actually watch a gay Mohammed show.

It would likely be a more accurate portrayal than the dreck that is foisted on us now.

That, and bestiality.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy 🖕 at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (lD3vL)

161 There's going to be a streaming implosion within three years.

--

If channels were smart they'd offer their goods at 99 cents a month and still sell ads.

Bye bye, Dish. So long, Time Warner Cable. Adios Direct TV.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (MniMX)

162 He'd cancel Netflix.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

Hillary would be in jail, just down the road from the Pen where Obama, Brennan, Clapper and Comey would be enjoying their 5-10 year stints.

Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (32YRo)

163 There always is Pluto, and there are websites that carry all the cable channels for free. If you have a laptop with HDMI, hook it to your TV and you have at least HBO, Show Time, etc. and 50 cable channels.

Posted by: Colin at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (A3k6m)

164 What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Didn't someone sneak up on the chick that sang that song and hit here with a shovel?

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (HALdu)

165 A biopic on Mohamed would fit right in with the Lefts audience. It has all the essential elements: pedophila, rape, incest, concubines, slaves and substantial delusions of grandeur. I
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM

Bill and Hillary Clinton. A love story.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (r7Fvf)

166 >>>ot for theological reasons. But because it was shallow and fatuous, but hailed by critics as deep and profound.

imagine there's no heaven
i wonder if you can

Posted by: John Lennon the Heroin Addict at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

167 That, and bestiality.

*backing away slowly*

Posted by: The Chicken at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (ZGrMX)

168
Reading the Daily Mail, I just stumbled across a Brit term for their celebutard lefties: "luvvies". London luvvies, Twitter luvvies, etc.

I love it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (NMAzL)

169 "Nah, the I keel you brigade would be all over that. Depictions of Mo is a major heresy for them"

Eh. They're already trying to kill us. We might as well push the boundaries and really piss them off.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy it at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (bGY3H)

170 Nah, the I keel you brigade would be all over that. Depictions of Mo is a major heresy for them
Posted by: random lurker commenter

they coud do it body cam style so you never see Mo, just his POV

like that weird something Henry movie

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (G546f)

171 162 Hillary would be in jail, just down the road from the Pen where Obama, Brennan, Clapper and Comey would be enjoying their 5-10 year stints.
Posted by: Boswell at December 13, 2019 04:40 PM (32YRo)

He'd have just straight up fried every last one of them with divine bolts of retribution.

Posted by: Allie at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (sm6Pk)

172 What happened to the previous Buttersworths?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:32 PM (HJNe9)

Well you see, mom doesn't hear so good anymore and she thought she heard Butterball. This being Thanksgiving/Christmas season and all I think you get the picture.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (kUmUV)

173 159 They went to Yale

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)
.........

So they're Bernie cats? You know, free college and all that.
Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (v0R5T)

Well, they're from an older generation, so I'd like to think they did something productive with their Theology degrees...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (d1uFV)

174 So edgy! Yes, we've had "Jesus was gay" for years when they weren't talking about "Jesus was married to Mary of Magdala." And as someone or several people asked "When do we get Mohammed was gay?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (WI7YS)

175 I thought all cats were kind of gay, what with all the grooming and licking themselves.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

176 There are plenty of ways to download the TV shows you want without supporting a company that actively seeks the destruction of your worldview. And if conservatives everywhere did that...

Posted by: vrf at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (L8qt4)

177 I know the bastards are purposely delaying Ozark to keep me trapped.

Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (R0z7P)

178 Oh no, that dog would bite youuuu.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (HJNe9)

179 Funny thing is chickens can't back up.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (M0u+N)

180 "When do we get Mohammed was gay?"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM

Shortly before the explosion and beheading.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (r7Fvf)

181
What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Just a slob like one of us?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

------

That song irritated the piss out of me. Not for theological reasons. But because it was shallow and fatuous, but hailed by critics as deep and profound.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (179MK)

It's impossible for a 3 minute pop song to be profound, which makes it all the funnier when the commies screech about how deeply philosophical a song written by a high school dropout addict about oxycotin is.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (kw0bd)

182 imagine there's no heaven
i wonder if you can

I'm reminded of an ancient Kurt Schlichter piece, which stated "Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything he had to say after that?"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

183 149 Welcome to the horde Hamilton Buttersworth III.
Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (M0u+N)

Mark, you realize you owe the Pet Thread a pic, correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (sy5kK)

184 I can't wait for the Muslim version to "come out" where Mohammed tells his parents he likes to use the "Porta dos Fundo."

That should be a riot!

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (+Kpte)

185 SILENCE!

I keeeeeel you!

Posted by: comrade nurse ratched at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (d7Ww2)

186 Hey, C. S. Lewis already dealt with Jesus as Liar or Lunatic (and I argue any mixture of both).

That he would be gay means nothing to me. But you would have to explain Matthew 19, though.

Ohh! I know Matthew 19 is an EDIT!

Why the hell should I care what a Palestinian said 2000 years ago. The most important question 1) is Jesus profound or divine?

If he is divine, and the gospels are the way to know him--why isn't it likely that his Father in Heaven safeguarded his actual teachings? Why would Mathew 19 not be a genuine teaching?

If he is profound, then he is profound for the things we have a record of him saying. In fact, were their no divinity to safeguard it, Jesus might actually have NOT said some of the things we like best.

He might not have said Matthew 19--but he also might have said just that. And the word is "gyn" that's *female*.

And he said that outside of a man staying faithful to a wife for the rest of their life, you can become a "eunuch for God".

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (YOhRS)

187 Funny thing is chickens can't back up.

I believe that is true of all dinosaurs.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (HJNe9)

188 Hunter's wife is preggers!

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (HALdu)

189 everything within Big Anus. nothing outside Big Anus. nothing against Big Anus.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (6/uwW)

190 >>>116 I'm done with Star Wars.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

I think everyone is, pretty much. People tell me the Mandalorian is okay but what am I, six years old?

I'm going to pay a hostile foreign media power to watch four hours of pew-pew flash gordon nonsense?

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

191 Because as Yoko said to John in December, 1980...

"Would it kill you for us to go out once in a while?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (Ct55T)

192 How it is not an insult for a biological woman to be picked after Jenner I don't even know.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:30 PM (lP+HO)

You sure about that biological thing?
======
Well, now that you mention it, no. Not sure. Sure that I do not wish to confirm.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (PPV3M)

193 Welcome to the horde Hamilton Buttersworth III.

Posted by: eleven at December 13, 2019 04:38 PM (M0u+N)
.........

*yawn, stretches out on couch*

Posted by: HamButt III at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (v0R5T)

194 That song irritated the piss out of me. Not for theological reasons. But because it was shallow and fatuous, but hailed by critics as deep and profound.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (179MK)

What he said

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (HALdu)

195 Is this payback for them losing the net neutrality battle?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (LWu6U)

196 it's always someone great they theorize is gay, like Lincoln or Jesus.

it's never some asshole like Hitler or fruity Woodrow Wilson

Posted by: x at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (nFwvY)

197 No Can Do. Never had a netflix subscription. This is not because I choose loftier entertainment like great books though, just a luddite thing.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (eASYU)

198 Making a movie about mohammed being gay is not edgy because he was.

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (HALdu)

199 Cancelled my Netflix subscription five minutes after I read the story. Told them why, too, I am really tired of this sick garbage.

Posted by: Paul at December 13, 2019 04:44 PM (94P7p)

200 Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything he had to say after that?"
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I know! Right?!

Posted by: Ana Navarro's Husband at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (JcXHH)

201 Or so they say

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (HALdu)

202 189 everything within Big Anus. nothing outside Big Anus. nothing against Big Anus.
Posted by: Regular joe at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (6/uwW)

Considering the Fascist logo was a faggot with an axe in the middle....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (Ct55T)

203 >>>
I'm reminded of an ancient Kurt Schlichter piece, which stated "Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything he had to say after that?"

i read that it has arose recently, after having been suppressed, that Lennon's routine absence from Beatles recording sessions in the last five years are so was due to his addition to heroin, and he was not a functional addict.

So maybe that explains Yoko.

She had big hoots.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (PbpT7)

204 Ace talked me into it, I cancelled mine. Put a link to this crap as the reason why.

Posted by: hurricane567 at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (hSg63)

205 Flash Gordon is NOT nonsense!

welk, okay, it's nonsense, but it's fun

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (G546f)

206
I'm reminded of an ancient Kurt Schlichter piece, which stated "Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything he had to say after that?"
Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

The man does make an excellent point. Plus what does it say to Paul that John encouraged her to sing?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (48RE5)

207 Don't know why you see a problem with this. Why just this year I used Vatican funds to invest in a Men in Black movie and the movie "Rocketman". I felt it was important to show truly realistic gay porn in Rocketman so it was a great investment for me.Besides, you can't walk down the halls here in Vatican City without some type of man on man groaning and moaning, with bed springs squeaking.

Posted by: Pope Frankie the Commie at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

208 everything within Big Anus. nothing outside Big Anus. nothing against Big Anus.
Posted by: Regular joe at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM (6/uwW)

That was funny

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (HALdu)

209 Just think, with net neutrality, even if you canceled your netflix subscription you would be subsidizing them with your broadband bill.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (LWu6U)

210 think everyone is, pretty much. People tell me the Mandalorian is okay but what am I, six years old?

I'm going to pay a hostile foreign media power to watch four hours of pew-pew flash gordon nonsense?
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Exactly. Its not as if there aren't other entertainment choices available. I hear that there are these things called "blogs" which are apparently pretty fun.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (PPV3M)

211 206

I'm reminded of an ancient Kurt Schlichter piece, which stated
"Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted
to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything
he had to say after that?"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

The man does make an excellent point. Plus what does it say to Paul that John encouraged her to sing?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (48RE5)
If you would call that singing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

212 Dammit! My baguettes fell flat!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (VqhL9)

213 Hallmark caves to the LGBTZXRNMOPQRS crowd and now Netflix decides to go all in on blasphemy.

I've had enough of these interesting times and wish to get off.

Thanks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (qC1Sy)

214 I have found it is very satisfying to log on to someone else's account.

My lib/baby huey brother for instance.
Posted by: nip at December 13, 2019 04:34 PM

If you could post it here. Thanks in advance.

Go to the library, log in, and set-up a playlist to show nothing but faggotry - I'm sure the urine soaked drug-addicts around there will appreciate the gesture.

I never did Netflix, but if they do things like TeVo tried doing back in the day, they will make recommendations based on previous viewing preferences.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (lD3vL)

215 My only explanation for yoko is that she could crush rocks into pea gravel with it. It's the only thing that makes sense.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (179MK)

216 Fk Netflix

-
Streamophilia

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

217 https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2pzdoe

Posted by: jsg at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (rh5d5)

218 212 Dammit! My baguettes fell flat!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (VqhL9)

Bob Dole knows how to fix that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (Ct55T)

219 What if Fredo was a hommo?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (c5pD3)

220 Speaking of cats and Yoko Ono singing...

Posted by: HamButt III at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

221 Either way, Netflix is screwed.

No way! I'm on the board!

Posted by: Susan Rice! at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (I2/tG)

222 Star Wars is so desperate Jar-Jar Abrams is even now throwing Rian Johnson under the bus for the Last Jedi, trying to entice fans by saying that subverting expectations and just telling people, regarding previously established mysteries, "This doesn't matter," is a "meta" take that does not fit with Star Wars.

I might see it just because it seems so disastrous.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (PbpT7)

223 Where is John Galt?

Trump is part of the solution -- but we're going to need other civilian leaders like him. Breitbart was one, and we have a great farm system/team with patriots like Ace, the COBs, many he frequently links to, and even persuasive and influential commenters.

MOAR American patriot billionaires and multi-millionaires stepping up to the plate, please (Peter Thiel is the only other one I can think of)!

Posted by: ShainS at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (DbSAo)

224 Hunter's wife is preggers!
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM

Gonna be a crowded table at the Bidens Christmas this year. Strippers, ex dead brothers fuck buddies, new wife. the Nadlers. Just NOBODY say to Joe. I brought some corn for poppin! Although Hunter loves the let it snow let it snow part.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (r7Fvf)

225 Also... the "what if Jesus was a homo" writers are going to hell.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (bFkYZ)

226 > Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted to see Yoko Ono naked.

Meh... her body wasn't the problem.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (WsmTT)

227 So maybe that explains Yoko.

She had big hoots.

Based on the "Two Virgins" cover they're not big enough to cover up the rest of her shortcomings.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)

228 If you would call that singing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

--------------

If Yoko's not to your taste, there's always Inuit Throat Singing.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (qC1Sy)

229 The man does make an excellent point. Plus what does it say to Paul that John encouraged her to sing?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (48RE5)
If you would call that singing.

I think throat singing is more appealing.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (lD3vL)

230 Hunter's wife is preggers!
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM

So then cocaine does not prevent you from getting a woody?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (c5pD3)

231
Nah, the I keel you brigade would be all over that. Depictions of Mo is a major heresy for them
Posted by: random lurker commenter

they coud do it body cam style so you never see Mo, just his POV

like that weird something Henry movie
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:41 PM (G546f)

Actually, the mohammedans have sort of done this. The Iranians made a film about the goat-fucker's early life a few years ago which depicts him on screen, but never shows his face.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad:_The_Messenger_of_God_(film)

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (kw0bd)

232 218
212 Dammit! My baguettes fell flat!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (VqhL9)

Bob Dole knows how to fix that.

Posted by: Bob Dole at December 13, 2019 04:47 PM (Ct55T)
And if, after 4 hours, your baguettes are still rising - go see the picture of Hillary's facial titties.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (N39Ws)

233 I'm reminded of an ancient Kurt Schlichter piece, which stated
"Lennon, who had a choice of any woman on the planet, decided he wanted
to see Yoko Ono naked. Multiple times. Why would you listen to anything
he had to say after that?"

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (ZGrMX)

The man does make an excellent point. Plus what does it say to Paul that John encouraged her to sing?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 13, 2019 04:45 PM (48RE5)
If you would call that singing.
=========
evidently he was a sadomasochist.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (Qy1ge)

234 stop invoking yoko for the love of all that's holy!

Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (G546f)

235 I was planning on restarting my Netflix subscription over Christmas so I could watch 6 Underground, and then cancelling it. I may not even go that far now. We'll see.

At this point I'm down to Amazon Prime, and that's it.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (SgjGX)

236 224
Hunter's wife is preggers!

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM

I know.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (VqhL9)

237 >>>Based on the "Two Virgins" cover they're not big enough to cover up the rest of her shortcomings.

Her Monster Box frightened me.

Posted by: ace at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

238
Hunter's wife is preggers!

Does she get a discount on the DNA test?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (bFkYZ)

239 I'll laugh my ass off if it turns out the baby isn't Hunter's....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

240 Hallmark caves to the LGBTZXRNMOPQRS

We'll see. You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

241 The Biden Family Christmas Song

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (r7Fvf)

242 > So then cocaine does not prevent you from getting a woody?

"Someone told me that if you put cocaine on your dick, you could fuck all night. Shouldn't have told ME that. My dick got a jones. Six hundred dollars a day just to get my dick hard."

Posted by: Richard Pryor at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (WsmTT)

243 228 If you would call that singing.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 04:46 PM (N39Ws)

--------------

If Yoko's not to your taste, there's always Inuit Throat Singing.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (qC1Sy)

229

I think throat singing is more appealing.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (lD3vL)

Never ceases to amaze me

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (48RE5)

244 Does she get a discount on the DNA test?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 04:49 PM (bFkYZ)
---------------

"Honey, will you forgive me?"

"NO!"

"I have a pipe and some blow!"

"Well....okay...."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (qC1Sy)

245 Hunter's wife is preggers!
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM

So then cocaine does not prevent you from getting a woody?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (c5pD3)
...........

I conquered coke weenie! (hint: it involves the refrigerator door)

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (v0R5T)

246 If you stand in the dark and say Yoko three times to the mirror, she appears behind you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (HJNe9)

247 I just reject TV altogether. It's not worth it.

Yes, I understand, politics is downstream of culture. But what if the offerings were rejected en masse? What if "they" gave "culture" and everyone walked away and hit "ignore"?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (dJGLL)

248 I checked into the Jesus Society's work and they have a color-coded set of gospels.

Red - Things Jesus almost definitely said.
Pink - Things that Jesus most likely said.
Grey - Things Jesus probably didn't say.
Black - Things that don't sound like (constructed) Jesus at all.

Then I found two parallel verses where one was black and the other was pink.

Sure you could argue that the black version contains an element that the pink version didn't--I certainly didn't see any glaring differences. But Black is basically Jesus said nothing *like* that. Yet, the pink reference is *like* that.

Of course, reading the red and pink, Jesus was mainly a social revolutionary Marxist that had some vague idea of what heaven wanted, and probably was okay with free love.

In other words, he couldn't promise any permanency to those things he was assuring people. So, he was a good-hearted flim-flam guru who wanted to "change society".

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (YOhRS)

249 > Her Monster Box frightened me.

They pretty much all looked like that back then.

Posted by: Richard Pryor at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (WsmTT)

250 So..... we're back to the Magical Misery Tour?

Posted by: klaftern at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (RuIsu)

251 Actually, Kashmir was originally "Cashmere," and was about Yoko Ono's massive poon-sweater.

Posted by: Jimmy Page at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

252 That you, Strom?

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (HJNe9)

253 241 The Biden Family Christmas Song
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (r7Fvf)

"Paternity, Paternity,
have lawyers send the results to me"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (Ct55T)

254
If you don't watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. what are you going to do instead, loser? Read a book? Get real!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (eKJ4D)

255 I thought Terrance McNally already did this in "Corpus Christi".
'Nother cheap remake!

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (F8Ust)

256 227, Re Two Virgins, I have that album, albeit still in the wrapper with tasteful butcher paper provided by the record company hiding the naughty bits. You see obscenity truly is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: whig at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (MwILh)

257 Based on the "Two Virgins" cover they're not big enough to cover up the rest of her shortcomings.

Posted by: Ian S. at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (ZGrMX)
**
Could also explain why Chapman shot him.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (u6xw0)

258 If you stand in the dark and say Yoko three times to the mirror, she appears behind you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:51 PM (HJNe9)

^This

Posted by: John Lennon, Beggin' for a Peggin' at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (179MK)

259 The gheyness usually involves men and underage boys since women are to be kept under lock and key.

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (ZCEU2)

260 can you get Alexa with Yoko's voice?

Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (nFwvY)

261 Hadrian, that or find some interesting projects.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (T1Aes)

262 Hunter's wife is preggers!
Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 04:43 PM
........

Oh great, another crack baby.

Posted by: DC Obstretician at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (v0R5T)

263 *I* am the Eggman, bitch.

Posted by: Mark David Chapman at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

264 Gay Jesus said: Gay Peter, you will snap your fingers in disdain, three times before the cock crows.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (LxTcq)

265 You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a
movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman
inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?

LOL. I wish I could say that was not true, but it is.

Now do Lifetime Movies.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (bFkYZ)

266 And if, after 4 hours, your baguettes are still rising - go see the picture of Hillary's facial titties.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 13, 2019 04:48 PM (N39Ws)

Please don't start that again, I can't get over Janes comment about Hillary's 'face twerking'.

Posted by: The Paolo at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (VqhL9)

267 can you get Alexa with Yoko's voice?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (Boy/L)

268 VPN > Netflix

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (hbTkw)

269 Also... the "what if Jesus was a homo" writers are going to hell.

Dittos with the actors, producers, directors, stage-hands, technicians, accountants, caterers, security, every idiot that green-lighted this thing, and the buyers at Netflix that thought this was a good idea.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (lD3vL)

270 The Biden Family Christmas Song.
It's the most wonderful time, of the year. With the kids rubbing legs and sitting on belly's and everyone telling you be of good cheer! We've got strippers for sucking and widows for fucking and massive lines of blow...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (r7Fvf)

271 Recycling an old one:

Did you hear that Nadler got arrested?

They looked in his pants and found 200 pounds of crack.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (WsmTT)

272 260 can you get Alexa with Yoko's voice?
Posted by: Harcourt Fenton Mudd at December 13, 2019 04:53 PM (nFwvY)

If you could somehow make an old 10hp air compressor with a sticky pulley order shit from Amazon for you...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (Ct55T)

273 >>>You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a
movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman
inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?

make that male an architect and we can sign a deal memo on this script by tomorrow.

Posted by: Hallmark Movie Script Factory, Acquisitions Department at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

274 So SCOTUS has agreed to hear Trump's tax return case. To be heard in March with decision expected at end of June.

My wish is that RBG keels over when they vote to nullify the subpoenas. Kind of a twofer.

Posted by: WisRich at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (G0vdT)

275 Is it appropriate to ask whether Obama was uhhh. behind the idea that Jesus was gay?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (WI7YS)

276 Sean Davis @seanmdav
2m
Fox News confirms that "SSA 1" in the IG report, who helped run the Crossfire Hurricane investigation--including the anti-Carter Page and anti-Michael Flynn ops--is Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)

277 The gheyness usually involves men and underage boys since women are to be kept under lock and key.
=======
How do you first learn to covet Clarice?

I don't know Dr. Lechter.

You desire what your eyes admire.
=========
Keep your women wrapped up and invisible and this is what happens.

Posted by: Hannibal the Social Engineer who gets hands on at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (oYCw0)

278 > can you get Alexa with Yoko's voice?

That would certainly make sure you didn't forget to turn it off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (WsmTT)

279 Slamming the gheys and latinos, too? Smart move, Netflix.

Jesus Built my Hotrod.

https://youtu.be/GXCh9OhDiCI

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (1CjJc)

280 Never had Netflix. Never will. Who needs them?

Posted by: Francesca at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (NiBt0)

281 I found my new name.

Posted by: Yoko Ono's massive poon sweater at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (M0u+N)

282 make that male an architect and we can sign a deal memo on this script by tomorrow.
Posted by: Hallmark Movie Script Factory, Acquisitions Department at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (PbpT7)

Well then you would be back to the homosexual thing again.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (kUmUV)

283 This will have a great appeal to the Portlandia demographic. And the Unitarians, and the NPR crowd. And I'm pretty cynical, no?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (90T4r)

284 Off Paolo

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (VqhL9)

285 Fox News turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually, we never noticed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 04:56 PM (HJNe9)

286
The thing that was frightening about Yoko's hairy scamper on the album cover is that I was almost sure that damned thing had tentacles.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 04:56 PM (kw0bd)

287 Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop datin' that hot gay Abe Lincoln.

Posted by: Mr Weed at December 13, 2019 04:56 PM (QMc80)

288 Don't Forget Paul McCartney's Yoko...Linda.

Oy.. tone death but could by a starving musician lunch.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 13, 2019 04:56 PM (u6xw0)

289 Keep your women wrapped up and invisible and this is what happens.

Posted by: Hannibal the Social Engineer who gets hands on at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (oYCw0)

Is it wrong to envision what happens when you keep your women wrapped up in bacon?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 04:56 PM (1CjJc)

290 Is Hunter unemployed now? Or did he get retirement benefits from the Ukrainian gas company, or Amtrak, since he was on that board also.

Posted by: Colin at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (A3k6m)

291 is Joe Pientka
=======
Imma need his facebook page, and social media, and that of his extended family.

Posted by: Just sayin if you won't let justice handle it injustice will at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (+oLab)

292 259 The gheyness usually involves men and underage boys since women are to be kept under lock and key.
Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 04:52 PM (ZCEU2)

Women are for children, boys are for fun.
Ask an Afghani

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (48RE5)

293 I look forward to Netflix's "What If Mohammed Was a Homo?" movie. ::cough::

Posted by: physics geek at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (huQJB)

294 >>Fox News confirms that "SSA 1" in the IG report, who helped run the Crossfire Hurricane investigation--including the anti-Carter Page and anti-Michael Flynn ops--is Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.

You don't say.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLI7S)

295 This is the thing that the Star Wars folks did not get.

Those of us who saw Star Wars as ten and eleven years old are now in our fifties.

All they had to do was make a movie that did not offend us and they has folks who would drag our kids and now grand kids to these movies.

Instead they went out of their way to insult us. And so lost three generations of movie goers.

Posted by: Big V at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (B06Zw)

296 Netflix is doomed anyway.

Investors bought shares as if nobody else was going to do streaming. All the other operations are happy losing money to just topple netflix.

Eventually, somebody is going to ask if any of them ever plan to make a profit.

Posted by: Blago at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

297 I haven't cancelled Netflix. Yet. Honestly though, they are kind of shit, regardless of Homo Jesus affront. Maybe I should dump them.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (90T4r)

298 Except the ones that just shake and pee everywhere

And Yorkies. No place for their yipping in heaven.

Posted by: t-bird at December 13, 2019 04:58 PM (gpJYf)

299 I often think I should just go back to buying BluRay and forget about streaming.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (90T4r)

300
Is it me or did the last few comments disappear?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

301 276 Sean Davis @seanmdav
2m
Fox News confirms that "SSA 1" in the IG report, who helped run the Crossfire Hurricane investigation--including the anti-Carter Page and anti-Michael Flynn ops--is Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 04:55 PM (BqBId)

It's like the FBI doesn't even care about getting to the truth, right Chris Wray?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

302 >>>Just a slob like one of us?<<<

Scandi Jesus
Plastic Jesus
Quicksand Jesus
JFK Jesus
Chocolate Jesus

It never ends.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (zD38/)

303 300
Is it me or did the last few comments disappear?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

Troll busting?

Posted by: buzzion at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (Z7lwY)

304 Netflicks is for fags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (WrQfI)

305 The ARC of History!: "You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?"

If that's not a great summation, I dunno what is. Don't even need to watch the shows, just the promos. You nailed it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (6eEQ+)

306 If you don't watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. what are you going to do instead, loser? Read a book? Get real!

Heavy bag work, wind sprints, gun range time, martial arts training, tactics and strategery studying, networking with like-minded men of action, weapons acquisition and proficiency training, religious devotions, prepper stocking, perimeter building, organization, etc.

Get ready for CW 2.0.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (lD3vL)

307 The only dogs allowed in heaven are poodles. No dog hair everywhere.

Fact.

Posted by: Yoko Ono's massive poon sweater at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (M0u+N)

308 Except the ones that just shake and pee everywhere
======

Seriously? I'm right here....

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (JcXHH)

309 300
Is it me or did the last few comments disappear?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

Is it because I started commenting JJ? Do I cary a curse?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (90T4r)

310 I want to see "edgy" as in portraying the prophet Mohammad as being a fag.

There's not enough security on Earth that could protect CEO Reed Hastings.

I often think Christians could learn a thing or two from Muslims when it comes to not taking shit.

Posted by: Blago at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (sjTfF)

311 "Netflix's "What If Mohammed Was a Homo?" movie."

Like how sura 76 pines after pretty young boys in Paradise? [seriously - it does]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (ykYG2)

312 I haven't cancelled Netflix. Yet. Honestly though, they are kind of shit, regardless of Homo Jesus affront. Maybe I should dump them.
======
Let's put it this way. Would you consider making a monthly donation to the DNC?

Then why are you making a monthly donation to their employee retirement program?

seriously, there are plenty of other ways to entertain yourself.

Posted by: Not a fapper at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (lP+HO)

313 299 I often think I should just go back to buying BluRay and forget about streaming.
Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (90T4r)

I check DVD's out of the local library, rip them, and then put them on the house media server.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (kUmUV)

314 Poodles are for fags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (WrQfI)

315 Whatever happened to Chris Wray
That delicate satin draped frame
As it clung to her thigh
How I started to cry
Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same
Give yourself over to absolute pleasure
Swim the warm waters
Of sins of the flesh
Erotic nightmares beyond any measure
And sensual day-dreams
To treasure forever
Can't you just see it
Whoa-ho ohhh

Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it
Don't dream it, be it

Posted by: Rocky Horror Remix! at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (I2/tG)

316 Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.

[in Gomer Pyle voice] Well surprise, surprise.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (bFkYZ)

317 Allegedly edgy is enormous fun to say, Ace. I intend to practice it until i can slide it into conversation without stumbling. I expect there to be many opportunities.

Posted by: Wenda (sic) at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (SQ8xo)

318 We'll see. You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2019 04:50 PM (I2/tG)

Heh

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (HALdu)

319 Gees. Heidi is going to laugh at my baguettes. hell, I think they're funny. they're so FLAT!

Can't get mo' flatta!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (VqhL9)

320 Just canceled my Netflix. Will not go back.

Posted by: Ghost of PugBoo at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (ECubu)

321 The Biden Family Christmas Song.
It's the most wonderful time, of the year. With the kids rubbing legs and sitting on belly's and everyone telling you be of good cheer! We've got strippers for sucking and widows for fucking and massive lines of blow...It's that hap happiest season of all, there'll be closeted gay happy meetings when Obama comes to call. It's the hap happiest season of all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (r7Fvf)

322 >It's like the FBI doesn't even care about getting to the truth, right Chris Wray?

There might be something else going on here. Everyone else in this scam has testified to Congress including Pientka's running mate for some of this stuff Strzok.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (ZLI7S)

323 If that's not a great summation, I dunno what is. Don't even need to watch the shows, just the promos. You nailed it.

And I've never watched one second of a Hallmark movie.

I do have some experience with females, however.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (I2/tG)

324 I often think Christians could learn a thing or two from Muslims when it comes to not taking shit.

I sometimes think the problem with Christians is the whole turn the other cheek thing. They understand it as being a doormat, and I don't really think that was the thought behind it.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (bFkYZ)

325 Can't get mo' flatta!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:01 PM (VqhL9)
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Tell her they're a new form of pizza crust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (qC1Sy)

326 268
VPN > Netflix

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (hbTkw)

I just set up an OpenElec Raspberry Pi 3B with Kodi. Think media server like Apple TV, Amazon Fire stick, etc., without big brother.

Remote control with your phone.

Pretty slick for under about $100. I am ripping my DVDs with Handbrake, and I have started to set up all my favorite YouTube channels.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (1CjJc)

327 Everything went to shit when we went away from LaserDisc.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (oAXUX)

328 "...FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress."

That can't possibly be true. The FBI is pure as the driven snow, top to bottom.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (6eEQ+)

329 The streaming wars are going to make the fast food wars seem as if they were a vacation.

Posted by: not so at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (HALdu)

330 I say we let in a few Dachshunds. Just for the cuteness factor.

Posted by: Saint Peter at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

331 Hallmark is for fags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM (WrQfI)

332 The Biden Family Christmas Song.
It's the most wonderful time, of the year. With the kids rubbing legs and sitting on belly's and everyone telling you be of good cheer! We've got strippers for sucking and widows for fucking and massive lines of blow...It's that hap happiest season of all, there'll be closeted gay happy meetings when Obama comes to call. It's the hap happiest season of all.
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Andy Williams wishes he weren't dead so he could re-record with these lyrics.

Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM (2Onlh)

333 Totally cancelled Netflix shortly after Obama got involved with it.
I mean, duh.
Posted by: simplemind
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Ditto.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM (Y4EXg)

334 Neighbor has a standard poodle. He's a really good doggie. Smart. I know he's embarrassed by the lame- ass poodle cut she keeps giving him. You can see it in his eyes.

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM (90T4r)

335 Scandi Jesus
Plastic Jesus
Quicksand Jesus
JFK Jesus
Chocolate Jesus

It never ends.

Posted by: Fritz at December 13, 2019 04:59 PM (zD38/)
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Quicksand Jesus is one that I like.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 05:04 PM (YOhRS)

336 Sean Davis @seanmdav
2m
Fox News confirms that "SSA 1" in the IG report, who helped run the Crossfire Hurricane investigation--including the anti-Carter Page and anti-Michael Flynn ops--is Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.

Wray.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 05:04 PM (hbTkw)

337
Tell her they're a new form of pizza crust.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (qC1Sy)

Excellent!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:04 PM (VqhL9)

338 The Biden Family Christmas Song.
It's the most wonderful time, of the year. With the kids rubbing legs and sitting on belly's and everyone telling you be of good cheer! We've got strippers for sucking and widows for fucking and massive lines of blow...It's that hap happiest season of all, there'll be closeted gay happy meetings when Obama comes to call. It's the hap happiest season of all.
=========
Andy Williams wishes he weren't dead so he could re-record with these lyrics.
Posted by: simplemind at December 13, 2019 05:03 PM

Now it's stuck in my head.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 13, 2019 05:04 PM (r7Fvf)

339 Dachshunds are definitely allowed.

Posted by: Yoko Ono's massive poon sweater at December 13, 2019 05:04 PM (M0u+N)

340 Everything went to shit when we went away from LaserDisc.

I used to have a massive LaserDisc collection, including the Star War Trilogy in CAV format.

While the collection set me back thousands, the sale of the collection to Half Price Books barely paid for the gasoline to haul the movies there.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:05 PM (lD3vL)

341 Ok. Dachshunds are NOT for fags.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2019 05:05 PM (WrQfI)

342 Scandi Jesus
Plastic Jesus
Quicksand Jesus
JFK Jesus
Chocolate Jesus

Leafblower jesus

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 05:05 PM (HJNe9)

343 Leafblower jesus

fkin lol

Posted by: Yoko Ono's massive poon sweater at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (M0u+N)

344 With the kids rubbing legs and sitting on something hard in his pants. Oh the humanity of it all.

Posted by: Colin at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (A3k6m)

345 318 We'll see. You think the average female viewer of Hallmark is going to watch a movie that doesn't involve a dynamic, but lonely, career woman inadvertently meeting a smoldering, handsome, somewhat unshaven male?
Posted by: The ARC of History!

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Not to mention her former boyfriend (now deceased) left behind a barn full of lumber and woodworking tools that are (finally) put to use by the somewhat unshaven male.

I actually saw that one. Wow, what drek.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (Y4EXg)

346 I often think Christians could learn a thing or two from Muslims when it comes to not taking shit.

I sometimes think the problem with Christians is the whole turn the other cheek thing. They understand it as being a doormat, and I don't really think that was the thought behind it.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (bFkYZ)
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Perhaps. But Jesus said the world will hate you because it hated me. Mohammad was like: The world may hate you but screw them, subdue them all--for Allah!

Jesus knew more than Muhammad. Jesus is the way.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (YOhRS)

347 326
268

VPN > Netflix

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 13, 2019 04:54 PM (hbTkw)

I
just set up an OpenElec Raspberry Pi 3B with Kodi. Think media server
like Apple TV, Amazon Fire stick, etc., without big brother.

Remote control with your phone.

Pretty
slick for under about $100. I am ripping my DVDs with Handbrake, and I
have started to set up all my favorite YouTube channels.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (1CjJc)

I would like TOTALLY do that if I had any idea what you just said!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (VqhL9)

348 All my movie watching comes from DVD's purchased at the pawn shop of $1.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (T1Aes)

349 Malfunctioning humans is soo 2017.

How about all the other malfunctioning animals?j

Watching beavers chewing on iron pipes or high voltage wires.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (gnYei)

350 66 When's the all-white remake of The Colour Purple out?

You is smart
You is kind
You is unable to conjugate verbs...

Posted by: MaDuece at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (0dmP2)

351 341 Ok. Dachshunds are NOT for fags.
Posted by: Xipe Tote

looks like we have one of the Kaiser's assets on the board

Posted by: x at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (nFwvY)

352 Neighbor has a standard poodle. He's a really good doggie. Smart.

Liar.

Poodles are at the very end of the genetic entropy chain. They represent a genetic dead-end.

Its amazing that poodles can even breath without equipment.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (lD3vL)

353 Now I got Netflix guilt. Your arguments are sound. Plus they suck, content wise. Just wished Amazon Prime video was not such a piece of crap. I will cancel. When I do, can I get in the AoS VIP lounge?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (90T4r)

354 Xipe Totec: "Ok. Dachshunds are NOT for fags."

Neither are elephants. Total poonhounds.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM (6eEQ+)

355
I sometimes think the problem with Christians is the whole turn the
other cheek thing. They understand it as being a doormat, and I don't
really think that was the thought behind it.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM
(bFkYZ)

No shit.

Posted by: The Crusaders at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM (VqhL9)

356 Conservative boycotts can't work. There aren't enough of you.

Posted by: No at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM (DccHL)

357 Neither are elephants. Total poonhounds.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM

Fistbump

Posted by: Whitetail Buck at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM (r7Fvf)

358 When I do, can I get in the AoS VIP lounge?

Sure. But no Irish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (HJNe9)

359 When I do, can I get in the AoS VIP lounge?
Posted by: tubal

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Perhaps. But remember, there is no sex in the AoS VIP lounge.

Posted by: Chris Rock at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (Y4EXg)

360 Netflix and poodles. Not my day. Are y'all gonna put a bell around my neck, and throw rocks at me until I leave the village?

Posted by: tubal at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (90T4r)

361 357
Neither are elephants. Total poonhounds.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM

Fistbump

Posted by: Whitetail Buck at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM (r7Fvf)

Ahem

Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (N39Ws)

362 Conservative boycotts can't work. There aren't enough of you.
Posted by: No at December 13, 2019 05:08 PM

Yea!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (r7Fvf)

363 358
When I do, can I get in the AoS VIP lounge?

Sure. But no Irish.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (HJNe9)

OK, that killed me.

Posted by: The Crusaders at December 13, 2019 05:09 PM (VqhL9)

364 Are y'all gonna put a bell around my neck, and throw rocks at me until I leave the village?

The Old Ways are still the Best Ways.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (HJNe9)

365 Perhaps. But Jesus said the world will hate you because it hated me. Mohammad was like: The world may hate you but screw them, subdue them all--for Allah!

Jesus knew more than Muhammad. Jesus is the way.
Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (YOhRS)
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My take is that the body is a temple, and desecrating the temple, whether by self or outside agency, is to be vigorously resisted.

Along with loving your family the point of being willing to give up your life defending family.

However, Fen is probably better informed on this subject than I am.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (qC1Sy)

366 I often think Christians could learn a thing or two from Muslims when it comes to not taking shit.

I sometimes think the problem with Christians is the whole turn the other cheek thing. They understand it as being a doormat, and I don't really think that was the thought behind it.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:02 PM (bFkYZ)

I think that's part of it. Also, these people know that Christians are not going to cut off their heads, so there's no deterrent.
But I think the main reason is that Christians are a majority in this country so when they make crap like this , they are at least not offending a MINORITY.
Plus Christians are a diverse lot.

For every Baptist or Catholic that gets pissed off, there will be an Episcopalian or Unitarian who will rush in to say, "Jesus wouldn't want us to be H8ters!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (CqE5x)

367 I absolutely cancelled my Netflix today. When I first heard about this movie my stomach physically hurt. I will not PAY someone to blaspheme Jesus.

Posted by: Amy R at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (nruNu)

368 Damn, off Crusaders! gees.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (VqhL9)

369 Poodles are at the very end of the genetic entropy chain. They represent a genetic dead-end.

Its amazing that poodles can even breath without equipment.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:07 PM (lD3vL)
...........

If we cross them with Dalmations we might be able to prolong the evolution of stupidity.

Posted by: wth at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (v0R5T)

370 I don't currently have a Netflix subscription. But me watching their (old archived) movie selection won't financially benefit them in any way -- ... if I do that thing I hear about where I use a "shared" account and password.

Anybody have a link to a place where one can find shared Netflix passwords? Or know how they can be found?

As long as one limits oneself to watching old-time movie classic and not modern propaganda garbage, then one's soul won't get corroded.A d as long as one uses a shared account, one isn't funding Netflix to make more propaganda.

Posted by: zombie at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (fK2gX)

371
For every Baptist or Catholic that gets pissed off, there will be an Episcopalian or Unitarian who will rush in to say, "Jesus wouldn't want us to be H8ters!"

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2019 05:10 PM (CqE5x)

That's what Inquisitions were for.

Posted by: Someguy at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (7nTlT)

372 I sometimes think the problem with Christians is the whole turn the other cheek thing. They understand it as being a doormat, and I don't really think that was the thought behind it.

That sentiment comes from a complete failure to understand what Christianity is.

For the Christian, Earth is not our home. Christians are ambassadors of the Heavenly Kingdom.

All these things will burn away and become naught. Furthermore, it is denial that God appoints kings and kingdoms according to His pleasure.

When St. Paul wrote Romans 13 he did so while captive in Nero's prison.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (lD3vL)

373 We could get behind this.

Posted by: Jeffery Dahmer, Wayne Williams, JW Gacy, Colin Ireland, Andrew Cunanan at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Ffwmb)

374 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

375 Just wished Amazon Prime video was not such a piece of crap. I will cancel. When I do, can I get in the AoS VIP lounge?

Or just embrace the fact that the horde and their gray boxes are more entertaining than anything Hollyweird is producing. Much cheaper, plus you can learn things that don't don't relate to the ghey!

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (bFkYZ)

376 That's what Inquisitions were for.
Posted by: Someguy

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I didn't expect that!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Y4EXg)

377 Admit it.

You've missed me all day.

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

378 nood

Posted by: Yoko Ono's massive poon sweater at December 13, 2019 05:12 PM (M0u+N)

379 Zombie
That sounds a lot like rationalization to me

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 13, 2019 05:12 PM (WrQfI)

380 377 Admit it.

You've missed me all day.
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)
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Hmm, you came close to a willowed "First" which would have truly been a first.

Careful.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (qC1Sy)

381 People still cyber?

Thought my generation was first and last.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (gnYei)

382 294 >>Fox News confirms that "SSA 1" in the IG report, who helped run the Crossfire Hurricane investigation--including the anti-Carter Page and anti-Michael Flynn ops--is Joe Pientka. FBI leadership has thus far prohibited him from talking to Congress.

You don't say.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:57 PM (ZLI7S)

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So your saying this is all part of some plan by Wray to get the Deep State into Deep shit?

Posted by: MAGA at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (bloh/)

383 Dues Vult!

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

384 Well, lets see. First off, if Jesus were teh faig, The Bible wouldn't have that whole "man shall not lay with another man" thing in it.

But it does.

Therefore he wasn't.

Just stop your efforts to pack my shit in, assholes.

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (Zz0t1)

385 Every time I think "Say, I wonder if I should re-sign up for Netflix," they pull something like this.

I just think it less and less often.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (l9m7l)

386 Deus Vult, I meant

Posted by: JoeF. at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

387 336 Mr. Peebles

I don't know why they didn't just provide the names. The clues for SSA1 included "interviewed Flynn on January 24, 2017." Gee, it's not Strzok, so who could it possibly be? For Case Agent 1 there were a half dozen identifiers. Someone wanted all these creeps outed.

Posted by: EveR at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (R0z7P)

388 Hmm, you came close to a willowed "First" which would have truly been a first.

Careful.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:13 PM (qC1Sy)

Actually, had that happen yesterday.

Posted my "FIRST" and the next comment was NOOD, to where I had to announce in the next thread: Willowed: FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)

389 I get a lot of willowed firsts

Posted by: Skip at December 13, 2019 05:15 PM (ZCEU2)

390 Posted my "FIRST" and the next comment was NOOD, to where I had to announce in the next thread: Willowed: FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 13, 2019 05:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 13, 2019 05:16 PM (qC1Sy)

391 Bill Weld: 'Four to Six' GOP Senators Would Vote to Remove Trump in Impeachment

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)

392 My original plan was to cancel everything and then cycle between Netflix, Hulu, Great Courses, Amazon, and so on once a month, as I don't have time to watch everything every month. But I have such a backlog of things to watch on free streaming and DVRing over-the-air stuff, I never actually started the cycle after canceling.

I have DVDs I bought years ago and still haven't watched.

Tubi, Pluto, Crackle, Classic, Popcornflix, ShoutFactory are all free, for example. (And if you want making fun of Christianity, or at least Catholicism, I'm pretty sure Father Ted is still on Tubi.)

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at December 13, 2019 05:20 PM (2lndx)

393 306 If you don't watch Netflix, Hulu, Amazon, etc. what are you going to do instead, loser? Read a book? Get real!

Heavy bag work, wind sprints, gun range time, martial arts training, tactics and strategery studying, networking with like-minded men of action, weapons acquisition and proficiency training, religious devotions, prepper stocking, perimeter building, organization, etc.

Get ready for CW 2.0.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 13, 2019 05:00 PM (lD3vL)

All those activities are fun and all...but "network" was, is, and always will be, a noun.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 13, 2019 05:20 PM (dJGLL)

394 I would like TOTALLY do that if I had any idea what you just said!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a comrade for dinner!' at December 13, 2019 05:06 PM (VqhL9)
Sorry, forgot links.
OpenElec - Burn Image to SD card, plug, and play.

https://www.openelec.tv/

Handbrake - for ripping DVDs
https://handbrake.fr/

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 13, 2019 05:22 PM (1CjJc)

395 Bill Weld: 'Four to Six' GOP Senators Would Vote to Remove Trump in Impeachment
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 13, 2019 05:17 PM (BqBId)
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The good thing would be that they all have to go on record.

Then primary their asses--or recall them. They used to have recall for Senators.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 05:22 PM (YOhRS)

396 someone posted a website that had tv/movies a while back. usatv24? or something like that?

Posted by: free tibet at December 13, 2019 05:27 PM (d4+cE)

397 181
What if God was one of us?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 13, 2019 04:35 PM (ZLI7S)

Just a slob like one of us?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 13, 2019 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

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That song irritated the piss out of me. Not for theological reasons. But because it was shallow and fatuous, but hailed by critics as deep and profound.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 13, 2019 04:39 PM (179MK)

It's impossible for a 3 minute pop song to be profound, which makes it all the funnier when the commies screech about how deeply philosophical a song written by a high school dropout addict about oxycotin is.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 13, 2019 04:42 PM (kw0bd)

That song just plain sucked.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 13, 2019 05:28 PM (dJGLL)

398 Then primary their asses--or recall them. They used to have recall for Senators.

Posted by: Axeman at December 13, 2019 05:22 PM (YOhRS)

Yep - better the enemy in front of me than behind me.

Besides - the Repubs don't control the Senate now, or so I was reliably informed. If that's the case - what do we have to lose ?

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 13, 2019 05:28 PM (oAXUX)

399
someone posted a website that had tv/movies a while back. usatv24? or something like that?
Posted by: free tibet

https://ustvgo.tv/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 13, 2019 05:31 PM (aKsyK)

400 I doubt many will cancel, cuz you know, Stranger Things & all. But when you call, before you cancel, ask them the question I asked them today...When can we look forward to a movie about Mohammed fucking a pig?

Posted by: Roper at December 13, 2019 05:32 PM (wQX8/)

401 Ah, I can see, perusing the comments that ev1 is focused like a lazor on the question at hand lol.

Posted by: Roper at December 13, 2019 05:35 PM (wQX8/)

402 I'd cancel Netflix but I cancelled the last time they yanked my chain, I think it was when they threatened to stop filming in the South because of some pro-life law.

Posted by: 1999 again at December 13, 2019 05:54 PM (CDCKr)

403 or i could just keep my subscription and not care about crap that isn't worth my time. sure there's a lot of awful garbage on netflix, and i mean a lot but there is some good stuff too.

Posted by: milchistlecker at December 13, 2019 05:55 PM (Xxpq1)

404 I almost wish I had Netflix just so I could cancel it.

But then again, aren't these the same clowns who threw millions at President Precious and his beard?

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 13, 2019 06:05 PM (jWe5r)

405 As one of the few Earthlings without Netflix I am almost willing to subscribe just so I can cancel over this.

Posted by: Greybeard Represent at December 13, 2019 06:13 PM (5Yukr)

406 droped netflex when obama hired on fuckem

Posted by: fireman1 at December 13, 2019 06:19 PM (nAGcF)

407 Just cancelled. The main impetus was this movie. Also the hiring of the Jefe and her wife. But mostly because I've been meaning to since I hadn't watched anything on it since April. What is that? $100 down the tubes?

Posted by: StillJohn at December 13, 2019 06:20 PM (AVxLG)

408 if Joy Behar was diagnose as a full blown idiot, that would add 10 points to her IQ.

Posted by: Buffalobob at December 13, 2019 07:03 PM (RNoZj)

409 I pirate everything from the pay services. Not giving these parasites a dime. Not hard to do. VPN 3 bucks a month

Posted by: kerbouchard at December 13, 2019 07:12 PM (xazRI)

410 You mean "Joy" Behar.

Posted by: vivi at December 13, 2019 07:14 PM (11H2y)

411 You know, getting thousands of people, maybe tens of thousands of people, to sign up for a free one month trial of Netflix and then cancelling....on the same day...say, the day homo Jesus was showing...is exactly the kind of thing the progs would do.
I like it.

Posted by: vivi at December 13, 2019 07:17 PM (11H2y)

412 Pulled the plug this last September. Don't miss it at all.

Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at December 13, 2019 07:19 PM (J3vQe)

413 Love those "movie review" things you have on AOSHQ every weekend, Ace! Keep 'em coming.

Posted by: jbspry at December 13, 2019 07:44 PM (ItgBE)

414 I wouldn't want to stand before God on judgement day and explain why I had to have Netflix.

Posted by: Lulu at December 13, 2019 07:56 PM (8DdVp)

415 I just canceled Netflix and gave the Jesus film as the reason in the survey. I'd been thinking about canceling for a while. I was going to get Disney instead, but their lame SJW-ing of Star Wars has turned me off of them too.

Posted by: norrin radd, sojourner of the spaceways at December 13, 2019 11:57 PM (8YXYE)

416 Trans/homo? Transgender is trendy... and politically congruent ("=").

Posted by: n.n at December 14, 2019 12:12 AM (qfsFY)

417 In "According to Jim", Andy posited that Jesus was black, but Jesus was brown with a white bias. That said, diversity (e.g. racism) and exclusion, is, apparently, good for social progress.

Posted by: n.n at December 14, 2019 12:38 AM (qfsFY)

418 99%+ of you Morons have jobs so I can understand not having time for tripe shows, but Netflix's UK Fleebag is a hilariously-continuing train-wreck with a constant "4th wall" commentary about ALL that bites millennial's and their choices. Very fun to laugh at their characters folly --> Season 3 is vomiting up soon!

Posted by: MoJoTee at December 14, 2019 06:55 AM (O7t6I)

419 Late to the party but had to drop the comment, who cares?

I couldn't care less if Netflix hosts a show (among their millions of shows) which satirically presents Jesus Christ as a homosexual.

Netflix also hosts a bunch of pro-religion propaganda.

On the Christian side, AD The Bible Continues, Samson, Gospel of Matthew, Gospel of John, Gospel of Luke, The Case for Christ, The Story of God, I'm In Love With A Church Girl, Billy Graham An Extraordinary Journey. And on and on... there's a ton of shit on here.

If people don't want to watch gay jesus comedy, easy, don't click on the shit.

I'm not going to be a hypocrite and boycott Netflix like the left does in boycotting ChickFilA or Ender's Game or whatever.

On a separate note, The Report on Amazon Prime is quite good. People should check it out. It's well done. I could quibble over a few things, but I found it to be an accurate depiction of the history. And I was surprised by how it depicted the intelligence community. They did not make them look good at all. Nor the Obama Admin. I'm not sure of the depiction of Dianne Feinstein so much. I could believe it's true, though. Her involvement isn't the part I doubt so much as her general competence. Her public presentation comes across wooden and idiotic to me. But maybe behind closed doors she actually seems semi-intelligent.

Posted by: Smegmacyst at December 14, 2019 04:33 PM (/cqT2)

420 When will Netflix promote Allah's Winter Queer Wonderland Bathouse?

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