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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/14/19)
What a messed up family. Man sues his ex-wife and 2 young daughters.
Father Sues His 8- and 10-Year-Old Daughters for Slander
Be good, boys and girls, or we'll sue you, too. The daughters allegedly told police officers, the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services, "and other persons" that the father had punched the 8-year-old and pulled her hair; this led to the father being "arrested on a Domestic Violence charge," which "remains pending.
U.S.—A lot of people don't believe in hell anymore, thinking the concept of a place of eternal torment is archaic.
But one new study suggests people are much more likely to believe in the concept of hell after shopping at Walmart, especially during the Christmas season. From waiting in eternal lines to dealing with hundreds of not-quite-right customers throughout the store, people start to get what hell might be like. After enduring the hellscape of a busy Walmart, people tend to be able to better conceive of a place where people are tortured for eternity. "Honestly, it would be unjust for there not to be a hell," said one man after he waited for 30 minutes for someone to come unlock the Xbox games in the electronics department. "God is love, but He is also justice, and whoever runs this place needs to pay."
Abandoned Nuclear Missile Complex in Arizona For Sale $400,000 Have you thought about buying a missile complex, I mean a new home, but looked at the row upon row of little boxes that constitute modern housing complexes with horror? Would you like to consider something way off in the left-field, a real fixer-upper but a property that would prompt discussion or years to come? Well, look no further than a decommissioned Titan II intercontinental ballistic missile silo located in the middle of the Arizona Desert and being sold by www.realtyexecutives.com
Black Sabbath had quite a coke habit way back when.
Ryan Gunderson, former captain of the Washington Generals tells his interesting story.
I WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM THAT LOSES TO THE GLOBETROTTERS EVERY NIGHT
As the Generals’ point guard, my job was to be a jerk and get humiliated on the court. But behind the scenes, it was a different story Only an elite minority of the nation’s high school basketball players are given the chance to continue playing in college. An even smaller number are able to say they’ve played basketball professionally. Ryan Gunderson is one of those few. Now, you won’t see Gunderson’s jersey lofted into the rafters of the United Center or his highlights posted to Instagram, but there is no doubt that he made it to a level almost no one else on this planet reaches: getting paid to play basketball in front of giant, international crowds. And bomb. Night after night. Gunderson survived what many might consider the worst job in professional sports: playing for the Washington Generals. He was the team captain and starting point guard for a team whose sole existence is to lose to the Harlem Globetrotters.
Australia is quite the place.
Not my cup of
Pepsi is upping the ante when it comes to caffeinated beverages. The soda giant has announced plans to launch Pepsi Café, a cola-coffee drink that has roughly twice the amount of caffeine as a regular Pepsi. The drink will debut in April and could give Pepsi a head start in this new market. The Coca-Cola Company has a similar product, called Coke Plus Coffee, available in international markets, but has not yet announced a U.S. launch date, though it is widely expected to do so.
With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.
This guy is right.
What's wrong with hot hot water and soap? Vampire facial and HIV.
The so-called vampire facials that have been touted by celebrities for ostensible rejuvenation benefits have been linked to two cases of HIV in New Mexico, according to health officials. The New Mexico Department of Health first warned that clients of the since-closed VIP Spa in Albuquerque should be tested for possible blood-borne infections—including HIV, hepatitis B, and hepatitis C—last fall after an inspection found the spa’s practices could have put some clients at riskGoing to a strange location and using unknown sources of bodily fluids, nope don't see anything bad happening.
THE ONT says Bah Humbug MoFos.
Holiday music is bad for your mental health, according to science — here's why Incessant repetition of holiday music can have a psychological impact. At first, holiday music can be uplifting, but after a certain period of time, it can cause boredom — and even distress. It can remind listeners of the other stressors of the holidays, like finances and family.
Now here's your nightly dose of Christmas music.
A D.C. resident may have inadvertently set their own apartment on fire in an attempt to scare away what is believed to be a squirrel with a lit stick of incense. Around noon on Wednesday, a resident of a three-story apartment building in the 1300 block of Congress St. SE tried to drive off a small mammal with a lit stick of incense — scent unknown. The critter knocked the burning tip of the stick off, setting fire to the attic of the apartment, according to D.C. Fire and EMS. To make matters worse, the resident’s smoke alarm had been disabled because it kept going off while they were cooking.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Linguistics.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (SK+Tm)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (X3oxg)
Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (SK+Tm)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (X3oxg)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)
I knew you liked poker :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (RwnR0)
Posted by: Jack Torrance at December 14, 2019 10:01 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 10:01 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:02 PM (RueoN)
I think it's his original band members and back up singers. They ain't 29.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
I knew you liked poker :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
Sadly, a Sheepshead Image couldn't be located.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)
How drunk do you suppose she is on most days?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: wing at December 14, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN)
Living with at crew? I'm guessing pretty drunk.
Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:05 PM (RueoN)
Greta on the left
white cat on the right "Holy Shit! Bring the other bitch back"
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)
How drunk do you suppose she is on most days?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Either that or first stage Alzheimer's.
Another Dem broad with a bra size bigger than an IQ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)
Unlike that purple house. OMG! That is way over the top, even for HGTV.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Brazen is a better word for it.
Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:09 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Is that paint color Sherwin Williams "Whorehouse Purple"?
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)
I don't get it.
Posted by: Neil Bush at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Hi Jewells!
I just realized I don't have enough time before Christmas to get everything done!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2019 10:13 PM (PUmDY)
Location of this intersection has two cemeteries sited at diagonal quadrants, so there's one to my immediate right, and the other across the intersection to my left.
Wherefrom a full-grown Coyote emerges, not at a full-run, but certainly an urgent scamper, heading South, straight down the center Northbound lane on 61st.
He kept looking behind him as he ran, too.
Something spooked him in the graveyard, I reckon?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:13 PM (QzJWU)
Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Piled higher and deeper. Education, which is about as low as you can get.
The more useless the doctorate the more insistent the holder being called "doctor".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (7rVsF)
I hear ya. I've been madly trying to keep the shop up to date, wrap presents, keep the house halfway presentable.. oh and I still work full time. I did manage to do that thing we talked about.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: MW at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hNTtn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (zUdXR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)
Now we're going to see some serious action!
Howdy, peculiars.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I solemly swear I am up to no good at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
The ultimate peaceful present
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jonah, the mistake prone Goldberg at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
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We have a neighbor who cleared our driveway of six inches of new snow. We were out of town at the time and returned to a nice, clear driveway. He refused payment of any kind, so we took freshly baked biscuits and homemade chicken noodle soup to him today.
I should mention that we just moved here to the Land that Has Winter, and he knows we are still getting accustomed to winter weather, having not seen it for a long, long time.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (fNFgo)
Can't blame her for that but she's got to be drunk all the time or is being held hostage and has Stockholm Syndrome.
Maybe Scoldilocks can put her up against a wall?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Tt761)
Cookies make an excellent dessert with a meal of biscuits and soup, just sayin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (2DOZq)
I hear ya. I've been madly trying to keep the shop up to date, wrap presents, keep the house halfway presentable.. oh and I still work full time. I did manage to do that thing we talked about.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
I haven't done it yet. I just found out tonight that I need stocking stuffers for TWELVE people! I been wrapping the other gifts for three days. I've overcommitted every day next week. It's gonna be a marathon week!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)
Bombshell! Megan Rapinoe of the Soccer Team of Womxn from the United States has endorsed Fauxcahontas!!! - !
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)\
Hey, I was racing for an ONT, I didn't see the "New"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (c5pD3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Ship my key chain before killing the husband. Priorities, ya know?
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Tt761)
Red and green chips . . .
Three kings . . .
A Full House, which reminds me of Candace Cameron, who's now Candace Cameron Bure, who's on a lot of those Christmas movies . . .
Booze . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Tt761)
"A Wall Job". WWII Brit Slang for a lady of the evening to turn a trick sans bedroom or bed. Usually by means of bracing her backside against a wall (typically in an alleyway), while her John .. shall we say "pins her in place" from the front.
But, they're classy, see. It's the accent!
*sniffs magisterially*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Rick James at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (D46E0)
Greta Thunberg apologizes for her 'against the wall' comment, says it was a translation error. Uh huh.
She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."
Not feeling the remorse, Greta. Not feeling it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (7HyDs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
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Excellent idea! Just wish I knew what his favorite might be... Have to be so careful nowadays what with food allergies and dietary restrictions.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
It can remind listeners of the other stressors of the holidays, like finances and family.
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They are listening to the wrong kind of 'Holiday' music.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)
Try gurgling "lesbian rule" and see what comes up. I never knew...
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (7HyDs)
My washing machine decided to break down this past week. It couldn't have broken down on or right after black friday. Too much to ask. To top it off we'll have a ten day wait for delivery. So the mountains of laundry are slowly but steadily building.
But yet, all in all it makes me realize how amazingly blessed I am to live in the USA while Trump is President, the UK told the left to f*off, our stock market is yuuuge and if Brexit goes through will be even more so, the state of Virginia is blanketing themselves into 2nd sanctuary havens, capitalism still reigns supreme and I can buy a freaking brand new super duper large capacity washing machine of the color of my choice unhindered by the commie and environazis scum!
Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2019 10:10 PM (TzmYC)
I have nothing to add, I just thought that was succinct summation. Sargon of Akkad et al are full of joy and it is fun to listen to it. A smile is great protection from the vampiric left.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (I99aF)
Have to say the carpet that ran up the sides of the bathtub and the sink in the bathroom were a nice touch. Not the first time I've seen that, just not in that color.
Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (7HyDs)
The only exception to the No Math rule at the ONT!
Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (V0CWC)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (eqHr7)
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)
Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Okay, now I'm trying to refresh my memory. A few years ago we were on here commenting about a female professor who did something nuts. Yeah, I know, not uncommon. Anyway she yelled something like, "That's DOCTOR Amy Whatever!"
I'm trying to remember the details.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Nice musical choices once more, MisHum. One can never have too much Greg Lake or Jethro Tull or Gene Autry.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
You couldn't even buy a burnt-out methhouse for that here in #Failifornia.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 14, 2019 10:26 PM (CjFDo)
___
This guy is right.
No, he isn't. It's "Daylight Saving," no "s" at the end.
Other than that, yeah.
Posted by: mindful webworker - we hates DST we hates it forever at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
I don't have to buy all the gifts for each stocking, but if I only buy two per stocking that's still 24 stocking stuffers. And I never know what to get!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
............
I should know better.. but I was eating a sammich and drinking a beer.. got distracted!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (oZuI0)
Also works for werewolves and lesser wolves of every sort. Heed this warning and advise.
Posted by: The Count at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (XXaRO)
Posted by: Jewells45
That's what I do. It's a good feeling looking at a foot of snow and knowing I won't have a heart attack moving it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)
The only exception to the No Math rule at the ONT!
Posted by: tbodie
Math? I thought geometry was just points, lines and shapes.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
I just ordered one too. Thanks Jewells they look great.
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (D46E0)
*With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.*
That profile looks just like the ever-popular "Haulin' Ass" mud flaps on every third OTR truck that passes you on the interstate.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Do *not* sub-contract this job out to Masturbatin' Pete.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)
I knew that. This place brings out my better nature. Which amazes me that I still have one.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:31 PM (Tt761)
Do *not* sub-contract this job out to Masturbatin' Pete.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)
OMG.
I will not!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)
Great live version even though Ian Anderson looks like an Oxford professor and Greg Lake looked like an owner of a mobbed up Italian restaurant
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)
During the Obama years, this would have qualified your home for Superfund status, and you would have been forcibly evicted.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Throw a couple of Chocolate coins in each one, some lint and a few bread crumbs.
It's the season to be a giver!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
That was a first. Been hearing about them for a couple of years, but never a sign like that.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (LOq4H)*
They told me it was math in HS.
Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (V0CWC)
If warm chocolate chip cookies kill you, you deserve to be dead
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)
Translation Error? I won't believe it until I see what it was translated from.
Swedish is very closely related to English, most "translation errors" between the two tend to be relatively minor things like using the wrong word order or the use of out of place, uncommon words like "glistering". I seriously doubt there could be a translation error that massive and consequential between Swedish and English.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Her doctorate is in Education, iirc.
The pinnacle of human achievement.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Rusty Nail
When I bought this house it had that fakey dark brown "wood". You know, that cheap crap builders used in developments in the 70's. It was used in all the trim, the kitchen cabinets, wainscotting in the dining room, and as paneling in the family room.
So, I paid to have the inside of the house painted, including all of that dark brown "wood". Part way through the job they called me and told me they had to add to the estimate because it was going to take an extra coat to cover that chocolate brown paneling, etc.
It was well worth it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:37 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)
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Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (qAR6u)
I guess I will forever, I ordered a plow and a snowblower today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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One of the homes I rehabed had that also - except in the kitchen, it had fake red "brick" paneling. When I ripped that down there was wallpaper with six foot daisies printed.
It was an abomination.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Agreed! But what a way to go!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (O/X1S)
One; the first pic is captioned: "A deactivated Titan II nuclear ICMB is seen in it's silo. GETTY." It's "ICBM", dipshits. (also, apostrophe error!)
Two: "The Titan II carried one enormous warhead with thermonuclear capability equivalent to nine megatons or nine million tons of TNT.
To give some idea of how massive the Titan's explosive capacity was, the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was the equivalent of sixteen thousand megatons." How about 16 kilotons, dipshits? Even if one doesn't understand the concepts of kilotons and megatons, how the Hell is "9 twatwaffles" so much greater than "16 thousand twatwaffles"?
The article does not say which site is for sale, but I have visited one on Missile Base Road, near Marana which is about 20 minutes from Tucson on I-10, so that might be it.
And $395000 is about $345000 too much to pay for it. At 50 G's, a do-it-yourselfer like me would snap it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
Throw a couple of Chocolate coins in each one, some lint and a few bread crumbs.
It's the season to be a giver!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm not Scrooge!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
How about some small lumps of coal for the stockings?
Tastefully wrapped of course.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)
Actually, that might be kinda funny...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (JK7Jw)
She also shot and killed her brother in 1986, but got off on the charges because Mom said it was 'an accident'.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)
I did indeed. I've gotten good at weathering all manners of abuse.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (NWiLs)
She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."
Not feeling the remorse, Greta. Not feeling it.
Posted by: qdpsteve
More like, this is what happens when you let an idiot kid think she's qualified to tell all the adults in the world what to do.
She needs to be told to shut up and go study for her geometry test.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
The asbestos mitigation would be a little pricey on top of it. Interesting the old KCBS building, FULL of history, was cheaper to demolish than rehabilitate.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (LxTcq)
"I've got people waiting in line to abuse me."
/Bill Murray
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)
Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)
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I make people take a number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)
Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)
That's awful.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (zD38/)
At that time Sim was usually cast in comedy films, so today it would be like Eric Idle or John Cleese playing Scrooge.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (LxTcq)
IKEA You !
Posted by: Greta at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (D46E0)
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I make people take a number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)
I'm not that organized.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
Tastefully wrapped of course.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)
I almost put a lump of coal in my sister's stocking as a kid.
I only decided against it when I thought about the potential consequences of my actions.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21
That's bad enough on its own, but this time of year makes it worse. Prayers up.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Floridachick
How DARE you!? You've destroyed my childhood and we're all gonna die because you won't wash your clothes in the river!!
Against the wall, you Trump supporter!
Posted by: Scoldilocks at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
He hired Ozzie Osbourne.
My word as a Biden.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:50 PM (Z4rgH)
it really is
KTE wasn't close to her, but had the vague impression she'd been in rehab / NA a while
so sad to see kids doing this
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:50 PM (G546f)
You gave me life, now show me how to live
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)
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There's been a rash of that in our area too. All ages. Makes you wonder if there's a common thread, besides depression,. What a horrible thing
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
So we can hire you to clear snow for us? Horde discount?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (7HyDs)
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Can we make him an honorary GOPe-er?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)
That makes more sense now.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
All others are but a dull imitation.
Posted by: jsg
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*fist bump*
The rest are cheesy wannabes.
I have the DVD.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz)
The mileage charge is gonna be a bitch
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac
yeah, that must have been leftover copied stuff from.an earlier thread
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (G546f)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)
Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Joe "Joe Biden" Biden at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (zD38/)
* * * *
I think the cat is messing with the people... from the memes I have seen, anyway. They are hilarious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)
(stage whisper) "Wait until I show him the hermaphrodite calipers."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Gerta Thunderborg, High Priestess of the Ecological Conflagration Cult at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (f/e+k)
I shoulda known there'd be a dedicated wiki...
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Lirio100
But she had that doctoral degree, dammit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
Sounds like a suicide or maybe a hit. Definitely time to look at the books. And at his boss
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
I've heard some versions of fentanyl will kill you regardless - do they think it's accidental OD?
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (G546f)
Robert Mitchum was born to play sinister and menacing characters
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform
Did this person know the Clintons?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)
I wonder how many successful drug cases he has prosecuted.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)
tinyurl.com/yagn6oox
Mother. Of. Four. She must have been an absolute wildcat in the sheets.
btw, the article mentions that Amy has said sorry. For the murders.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)
seems he just sentenced one to execution
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
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Glad you are still with us, Insom.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (fNFgo)
That's very kind, thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Stick around, Insom. You are a favorite here.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
That's very kind, thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac
Insom, you are one of the pillars of the blog. We love you, you know.
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)
193 Ladyl, are the stockings for adults, kids or a mix? Go with some candy and then something practical, like a mini flashlight or first aid kit. The dollar store is a great place to look for stocking stuffers, or the dollar spot at target, if you shop there. I don't know if Wally-world has a similar area full of dollar items, but I suspect they would.
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (mFoNl)
Four children and eight adults. I'm going to try Tuesday Morning-- they often have good things. And I'll definitely do candy, hot sauce, etc.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)
Aha! Fock Sail!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)
Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)
But but but --where's WaterCow????
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Gotta keep you around. You're the only one I can count on to get the Covfefe delivered.
*cryptic remark
But yeah, the package arrived today. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (QzJWU)
Milaldy sez: We'll send her a Marilyn Protractor.
Posted by: mindful webworker - she gives me all my best lines at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (f/e+k)
Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
They should name a drink after that.
Lights Out?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (U/vzj)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (Zo3HG)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)
THERE you are!!!
You kinda failed on the the British election, though.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
And... WHO IS PHONE?
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (mFoNl)
You ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (ykYG2)
Gotta keep you around. You're the only one I can count on to get the Covfefe delivered.
*cryptic remark
But yeah, the package arrived today. Thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (QzJWU)
Excellent, and you are welcome.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Finally, dietary advice that makes perfect sense!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)
You're simply too kind, Ladyl.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Well --I just love you to the ends of the earth, even though we've never met!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Heh. Need to call my supplier, I'm almost out...
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl
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The office offered a seminar this past week about NEVER admitting to making a mistake. I'm just going through some of the hand-outs.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)
* * * *
Ask away!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
You would end up getting hit with a just in case strike during the bounce the rubble phase.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: GnuBreed
I used to watch true crime networks like "ID" and "Justice" , but I stopped. It was just depressing. A lot of it was spouses, significant others, and family members murdering each other. There are kids who murder their parents for inheritances and life insurance.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW)
learned. There's a shitload of amateur stop action Transformer videos
on YouTube.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Heh, no 53rd screening of Frozen?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)
What was the squirrel doing with the incense?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (TFr9u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: votermom
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They are calling it an 'accident'. Pretty generous considering fentanyl was involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
Insom, I think everyone has demons, but some demons are more fierce than others, and some people are stronger than others.
I'm glad you keep fighting yours, don't listen to them my brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (mFoNl)
I got my calendar out and have scheduled the rest of the shopping, wrapping and cooking (still don't know if I'm supposed to bring food). I've got an out of town event all day Wednesday and I'm super over-scheduled for tennis (they're desperate for subs right now). My own fault, of course.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone with Dr John
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtZBE5XXFo
Both of these men went mort in 2019, just a week apart.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (4kUit)
Alex The Chick would understand.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Independent and sovereign socialist dystopias totes work for our side too you know.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)
So terribly sorry.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)
anybody here have a jeep wrangler? any good, or junk?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)
Travel samples @Walgreen's.
Practical & fit in your purse / backpack.
Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (LPnfS)
You ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (ykYG2)
Seed the planet with airborne algae, or maybe algae-coated balloons? Algae colonies grow, eventually become to massive for the balloons to support, and fall to the surface, where they become coal or oil, because no oxygen to burn them up. Let it go on long enough, atmosphere is shrunken, oxygen is liberated, and most of the carbon in the CO2 is sequestered on the surface as hydrocarbons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM (Ol3ZL)
Independent and sovereign socialist dystopias totes work for our side too you know.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ScWBu)
Bless your sweet heart.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)
Modi, I have become an irregular and didn't know this, prayers up for the both of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (BiNEL)
Some days they're louder than others but I keep on keeping on.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Dad passed away 2 days before his 79th birthday in August 18. Hospice kicked him out and my daughter
and I took care of him 24/7 till he passed.
I found a beautiful Christmas card he got for her and never gave. They were very close. What do I do with it? I want to give to her, but what should I write?
Having a bad night, missing other daughter who this year too.
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (O/X1S)
The office offered a seminar this past week about NEVER admitting to making a mistake. I'm just going through some of the hand-outs.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (ScWBu)
WaterCow--you're doing a fantastic job. Just don't stop being you.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM
And then, we figure out to way to send St Greta there!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (RwnR0)
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (f/e+k)
mindful - may your Best Friend be blessed with a Peace that passeth understanding. My she be filled with Strength & Grace to carry on for herself & her other children.
Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)
Ookla was Thundarr's sidekick; he was a moki.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (RwnR0)
"Quick, Robin! To the Batamaran!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (O/X1S)
Oh man. {{{Infidel}}}
Did your dad write anything in the Christmas card?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
I spent most of first grade in Arizona when my father worked on those silos, so it was interesting to get a glimpse of what he worked on all those years ago.
Posted by: girldog at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (SJiiM)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Not sorry enough to take responsibility and accept staying in prison where she belongs.
She has managed to come up with a number of excuses, including mental illness, allergies, and steroids. Then there are her complaints about her lousy lawyers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Not that I have a clue about dealing with people in general, but I think I would give her the card untouched, but with a cover letter from you saying whatever is in your heart about the three of you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
People always bitch about lawyers.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (4kUit)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:19
PM (KP5rU)
Sorta what I thought. Pray and it will come to me
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: FireHorse
From your keyboard to Pelosi's ear.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (+lVUW)
...
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)
Just give it to her. I really don't think you have to write anything. She will know.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)
Partly buoyed by superheated carbon monoxide, partly by aerodynamic lift, partly by lower gravity over Venus. The dynamos are powered by solar, which is stronger than here.
The aerocraft would be dragging a fuselage cabin behind it. Maybe even a big platform for shuttles to land from Earth.
This avoids the sulphuric acid clouds beneath them. Because they are flying against the wind they can be in daylight forever (Venus' "day" is stupid slow, as well as retrograde).
On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)
Will be a year since I lost my father on Feb 5.
The firsts without are really hard. I can't imagine your pain losing a daughter too. Praying for your family.
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Your instinct to give your daughter the card is a good one, I believe. She would treasure it all the more knowing he got it especially for her. Perhaps write nothing. Explain it to her in person preferably, or in a separate note if that is not possible. The blank card will convey a moving message of love and loss as no written words can possibly do.
Sorry you are having a bad night. Hang in there. We are here for you.
{{{Infidel}}}
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (fNFgo)
Oh man. {{{Infidel}}}
Did your dad write anything in the Christmas card?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
No.
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (O/X1S)
Can I get a copy of the briefing? I have some great footnotes I could add!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks!!
Now to finish reading the content of this post.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)
Four children and eight adults. I'm going to try Tuesday Morning-- they often have good things. And I'll definitely do candy, hot sauce, etc.
Posted by: Ladyl
What? No underwear and socks?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (ykYG2)
I would give her the card untouched, but with a cover letter from you
saying whatever is in your heart about the three of you!
I was going to suggest something along those lines.
Prayers up for all the Morons in need of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)
For these picky people? Heavens, no!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks!!
Now to finish reading the content of this post.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)
{{{WaterCow}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)
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Yeah...really slow. Longer than a Venus year. I've always thought that a Venus calendar would be interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (xSo9G)
Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No, that's just crazy. So they blew the whole fucking place up with a jillions pounds of dynamite, smoothed it all flat and gave it back to us. I took pictures from the air as it was blown up and it was wild. Stupid fuckers.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (xSo9G)
Can't be any worse than the weather forecasts.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)
I think this should be calibrated in standard Biden lines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (BiNEL)
wish I coulda kept that awesome ride , but life and an offer to buy far above what I bought..back in my 20's....and rent was due and I was partying FAR TOO MUCH.....and...hey, I could tell you some stories...tell you some lies...Haight-Ashbury...oh dang...they were some total freak people.....now they are deep in the gubermint and I battle on....
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)
Wait, a second. Since when did trolls care about reading content. Hmmmm.
Lol
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (HaL55)
I like your advice, leave card untouched
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
You do know President Trump pardoned him?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)
My favorite Jeep CJ
https://tinyurl.com/rwqpxzm
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (O/X1S)
I try not to stick my nose in these situations, because I am an unromantic ass sometimes.
But...there is absolutely nothing here other than the joy of your father thinking enough to buy a sweet card for your daughter. It is 100% a good and happy thing, and you should be joyful that you were lucky enough to find it!
Give it to your daughter and laugh and smile and be happy.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)
This, always this!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Good grief. If I let my dog eat anything like that, there would be consequences, smelly, silent, but deadly consequences.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
I might watch it again someday.
But because it takes place in 1962, they just HAD to throw a contrived bouquet to the Kennedy's at a key moment in the film.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (RwnR0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)
But they are the brightest & bestest from the Ivy League
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (aA3+G)
But. it's like the mechanic with the broke down car
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (HaL55)
Wait, wasn't there an old short story about a kid in school on Venus, and the class is waiting for the one day of clear weather every hundred years or something. And the classmates are all jerks, and the kid misses the one day of nice weather.
Sorry if I ruined that for anyone. What was that story, though?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (t+qrx)
I should buy the Missile Silo-
Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one
on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from
the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No,
that's just crazy.
Because you'd be on the Russian's target map.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XzVUd)
https://tinyurl.com/wtbh7ac
Posted by: Bert G at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (RwnR0)
Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one
on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from
the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No,
that's just crazy. So they blew the whole fucking place up with a
jillions pounds of dynamite, smoothed it all flat and gave it back to
us. I took pictures from the air as it was blown up and it was wild.
Stupid fuckers.
Posted by: DBCooper
The attack on Cuba was going to be carried out by the missile silos around Spokane. They others were too close. Local rumor. They were 18 minutes from launch...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)
A man of good taste and discernment as always!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)
* * * *
Amen.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (fNFgo)
There was a made-for-telly movie. 1976. So they didn't name the planet.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)
We offered them 250K for it and they spent more than that blowing it up.
I'd still be living in that bunker...
Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (LOq4H)
This avoids the sulphuric acid clouds beneath them. Because they are flying against the wind they can be in daylight forever (Venus' "day" is stupid slow, as well as retrograde).
On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)
I think any colonization of Venus that does not involve terraforming it would have to rely upon "floating cities" that somehow fly above the densest part of the atmosphere.
I wonder how many nuclear bombs it would take to blow 4/5 of Venus' atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XzVUd)
Aren't we all ?
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (D46E0)
Thanks but I was just echoing Pug Mahon's advice. If they were close, words might not be needed.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (HaL55)
It would have a surprising number of otters.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)
There was a made-for-telly movie. 1976. So they didn't name the planet.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)
Thank you!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM
Right, then! Why didn't I realise that?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (RwnR0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj
I agree with you. Putting down WalMart shoppers is a cheap shot, and says more about those making fun than it does about the people who shop and work there.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (D46E0)
Perhaps but the enemies missile silos are the prime target and if it looks like a missile solo ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (XzVUd)
Parabolic Arc.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: hadsil at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Wdt2K)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (kFkpX)
DEMs are suddenly realizing that this isn't turning out as expected.
And Americans who watch TV are learning that the DEMs have about a dozen Cynthia McKinney clones.
Oh... andhat NJ Congressman from a blue collar district who switched sides? He was from a blue collar district.
Can anyone think of another conservative politician who flipped a bunch of blue collar districts & won in a landslide recently?
Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Cssks)
https://tinyurl.com/rwqpxzm
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)
Yes, that would be a nice one to have!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)
I'm so sorry for your losses. This time of year really amplifies the feelings. Take care and know that prayers are being sent for you and your loved ones.
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (a4qVe)
Good evening, good people.
I found something in my bookmarks that had been forgotten,and I wish to share it with y'all.
It's a compilation of President Trump's accomplishments to date. I can't do links on this machine (Because reasons) so here is the address---magapill dot com.
This is for those becoming discouraged by the constant drumbeat of negative from the media and other slime.
May have to post that on the daytime threads, I don't do the comments any more because of the eeyores.
Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (KATBx)
Agree. So much agree.
I was gifted by TFG with a staycation in 2009. I did the unemployment thing for half a year, then said fuck it.
for 2 1/2 years I unloaded trucks and hauled product for Walmart. It kept me active, the company was one of the better ones I ever worked for, and best of all, I DID NOT FEEL LIKE SOME KIND OF USELESS POS!!!!
Like you, I get really het up about Walmart being the problem. the individual store will reflect the clientele that was already there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Insomniac
Well, apparently she thinks hers were incompetent because they couldn't get her off for murdering 3 people and shooting a couple more, who were, um witnesses.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (+lVUW)
of blue collar districts won in a landslide recently?
Single-handed.
Trump is unbelievable.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (XzVUd)
Perhaps but the enemies missile silos are the prime target and if it looks like a missile solo ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
It's the rule of fences around whatever. Six fences, it's targeted.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (LOq4H)
hogmartin
----
Okay you two. Here's a tale I can't remember the title of, or the author:
A robot and a guy are trapped together in some sort of small enclosure/capsule and the robot goes has a breakdown and goes berserk. It is attacking anything that moves (literally) so, every time our intrepid hero moves the robot beats the snot out of him. Finally our guy uses a flashlight or laser to illuminate the robot's control box on the wall and the robot smashes it to bits basically killing himself.
Any ideas?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
for whatever reason I've been thinking about the planet Venus a lot over the past month.
i blame autism.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (O/X1S)
The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
If only we had a Uniparty wing that was in opposition to the progressive wing instead of in opposition to our elected president!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (BiNEL)
Good evening, everyone. Let's not talk about my nightmare about that missile silo. It looks like a place you could buy if you wanted to really mess people up. Like H.H. Holmes. I wish my mind didn't go that way.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (W04rT)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Any ideas?
Adam Schiff ?
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (D46E0)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (Y4EXg)
I saw there was talk of cookies. Well I had a bunch left over for my Christmas deal last weekend and Frozen but I thought I'd give some to the neighbors. Is he is a great guy and is helping out with Mowing and all kinds of stuff absolutely great guy.
So I put together a plate of cookies and took him over tonight. He was thrilled as the two girls well be very happy. To tell the truth I kept the cookies I really liked, the ones with M&M'S. I think I'll go get another one right now.
Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (vubS5)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Got nothin'. Sorry.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)
Sad for my children,cousins and uncles. This is the first Christmas without Grand Parents. Lost my Father-in-law back in August and there went that linage.....life moves so fast.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (kFkpX)
Or if you wanted to visit the planet Mongo
Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (a4qVe)
Watched "Resolution," really great film by the guys responsible for "The Endless."
Highly recommended, just be warned there aren't any sympathetic characters.
Hello, everyone!
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)
I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is & made a genuine effort to help me.
Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 11:44 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (vubS5)
* * * *
Wonderful! And enjoy the ones with the M&M's!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: irongrampa
________
He pushes back against the corrupt news media. That would be enough for me -- at least it would have been, given how low my expectations used to be for everyone.
He's draining the swamp, too -- and he using the other side's impeachment fetish to do it.
Everything else is extra frosting.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (ScWBu)
The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
When my sister buys used cars she takes them to a mechanic for a check up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (+lVUW)
Cheribebe, true.
ONT + math = no fun
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)
The floors were so dirty and sticky I didn't dare use the bathroom
I was pleasantly surprised how clean and normal the ones in my area of FL are.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)
I don't mind Walmart, if it wasn't for them I'd have to drive a bit further and pay more for some household items. My only complaint would be, when they first started growing they were made In USA, now not so much. Here, the also built a heck of a lean to shed for the Amish to park there buggies, water and hay available.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Are you saying algebra is ok?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (XzVUd)
The Little Mermaid had an algaebra.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Also, I had a'05 jeep liberty that I kept for 13 years without any real issues. I bought a jeep cherokee a little over a year ago, with no issues so far.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (+lVUW)
When I was young on the farm in KS I could see the lights of 14 of those silos from my house. We knew we were toast the minute anything happened. Incinerated. Grew up that way knowing it. I wanted to build a house out of it. Not whatever you were thinking....
Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (bttOm)
She needs to be told to shut up and go study for her geometry test.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Her idiot parents let her drop out of school (cause who needs to be edumacated when the world is going to end in two minutes)... so no geometry tests for her!
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: kbdabear
________
I would have bet my last dollar that you were going in tthis direction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5an-EDaw81Q
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ScWBu)
So, I make a fast batch of PB cookies. Day is saved - grandbabies happy. Oldest one helped me mix the dough and she had questions about Jesus so overall, a great day.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (kFkpX)
I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is made a genuine effort to help me.
There's a Wally-Mart food market near stately Casa Backwardio that I'm in at least once a week. Some employees have been there for several years, which I consider a good sign at any bidness. Was also in the new one up the road. Very clean and well stocked.
I don't get the Wal-Mart shopper hatin' either. I like getting as much value for my money as possible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)
(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
National Daisy Dukes Championship
youtube.com/watch?v=ssDvXK83R24
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)
Back in college if we went to the movies there would be someone who would dump M and Ms in a bag of popcorn.
Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (ScWBu)
If he had pushed back against the media and not drained the swamp - dayenu!
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (t+qrx)
Or if you wanted to visit the planet Mongo
Posted by: dr hans zarkov
=======
Planet Mongo! It has six moons and you can walk its circumference in a week.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (W04rT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
If it's a good price, why not?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)
Readies trebuchet with Canadian size basket ...
Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (LPnfS)
Enquiring: NO.
(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')
That's not algebra. It's a democrat budget.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (XzVUd)
(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs
Doesn't new math use nothing but imaginary numbers?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kbdabear
I would have bet my last dollar that you were going in tthis direction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5an-EDaw81Q
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ScWBu)
I was way off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPEhQugz-Ew
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)
Tell her you need it to get her around after knee surgery
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
But Planet Claire has pink Air !!!
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)
Muldoon is a terrible influence on you. You know that, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (ykYG2)
It is so freaking easy to type 2020...2020....2020...almost like it is a given of natural progression ...2020...2020...2020..
and Trump being Trump in 2020...2020...2020...
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (KP5rU)
When I was young on the farm in KS I could see the lights of 14 of those silos from my house. We knew we were toast the minute anything happened. Incinerated. Grew up that way knowing it. I wanted to build a house out of it. Not whatever you were thinking....
Posted by: DBCooper
=======
Man, that's crazy! When I was a kid I saw dugouts or whatever you call them for guns on the beaches in San Diego -- must have been inside a military base, probably in Point Loma.
The missile silo has tons of potential, but living underground would get to me. Maybe I'd buy it, fix it up, and AirBnb it out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (W04rT)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (ykYG2)
There are no wrong answers.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (t+qrx)
And we are talking the plain chocolate M&M's. The original kind.
That is all.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (fNFgo)
If Walmart or Tractor Supply Company doesn't have it, I probably don't need it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)
Fucking cheese-heads...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (wYseH)
Got a card in the mail yesterday-- no return address-- a poem inside, printed out on pretty stationery but no signature. The only notation is at the top, handwritten: "My First Christmas In Heaven"... (my Dad's)
The poem is lovely.
preview.tinyurl.com/usm5yvy
Posted by: JQ at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (gP/Z3)
Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone with Dr John
https://youtu.be/DAtZBE5XXFo
Both of these men went mort in 2019, just a week apart.
What a gem! Thank you.
Posted by: mindful webworker - ho? ho ho? ho ho HO! at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (f/e+k)
I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is made a genuine effort to help me.
There's a Wally-Mart food market near stately Casa Backwardio that I'm in at least once a week. Some employees have been there for several years, which I consider a good sign at any bidness. Was also in the new one up the road. Very clean and well stocked.
I don't get the Wal-Mart shopper hatin' either. I like getting as much value for my money as possible.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)
Its just that its the most common store out there. And well you're eventually going to get places and times where the less savory or polite customers show up. If you ever do late night shopping for whatever reason you will hate it, just because they close down all the checkout lanes except the self checkout.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Z7lwY)
But Planet Claire has pink Air !!!
https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic
=======
Oh yes. If I fix up the silo and Airbnb it out, it will have Planet Claire and The Jetsons music playing all the time.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:00 AM (W04rT)
You cannot afford my rates.
Posted by: Wit's End at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (ROYpB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:02 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)
Oh, yes. I have one of those.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: ... at December 15, 2019 12:03 AM (7HyDs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Let it go, he's a Jets fan, he needs symparhy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)
"translation errors" between the two tend to be relatively minor things
like using the wrong word order or the use of out of place, uncommon
words like "glistering". I seriously doubt there could be a translation
error that massive and consequential between Swedish and English.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)
It probably was an error of cultural mistranslation. In Sweden everyone expects to put the leaders against the wall because that is the proper flow of Socialist throught, and all the politicians are busy trying to make sure they are trying to get ahead and lead that parade to try to make sure they aren't "it" so the whole concept is sort of unreal.
Of course in the US, where punishments are something other than "maximum of 20 years and you aren't allowed chocolate pudding for dinner" death threats are understood a bit differently.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (1glZx)
Nothing wrong with the Walmart nearest me except that it's out in the dreary, ugly part of town. Nothing but big-box stores and scrub out there. Big ugly parking lot.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (W04rT)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: mindful webworker
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I'm glad it helped - even if it is a tiny bit.
What do you say to a loved one, friend, anyone really that has suffered a devastating loss? I still struggle with it.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Let it go, he's a Jets fan, he needs symparhy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)
But isn't he also a Yankees fan, so fuck him?
Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (qAR6u)
The Silo would be great! 20 min from Tucson. Totally rent it out. 60's style deco Price isn't bad.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:06 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (EgshT)
Adriane: may your Best Friend be blessed with a Peace that passeth understanding. May she be filled with Strength & Grace to carry on for herself & her other children.
Amen. Three older brothers. And an extended family of great devotion and love. So very hard to lose him.
John 14:2-3: My Father's house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.
Posted by: mindful webworker - many mansions at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (f/e+k)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
That immediately made me think of Prince Mongo. He's still around and still running for mayor:
https://tinyurl.com/sqd2jux
Posted by: Bert G at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (Y4EXg)
You don't, really. You listen.
Or may ask ... 'Would you like to talk?' and then listen.
Or just do something simple and keep them company in silence.
Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)
I was a Jets fan until Kaepernick and Goodell cured me of my NFL addiction.
I'm also a Mets fan so it had gotten to be masochistic.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:09 AM (a4qVe)
A very wealthy middle eastern businessman is in New York securing a very important deal when he is taken seriously ill and needs a blood transfusion.
Unfortunately he is an extremely rare blood group and the Hospital struggle to find a suitable match.
Eventually they track down an elderly Democrat farmer who is the only person with that blood group.
He gladly donates and the businessman makes a full recovery. As a gesture of his thanks, he gives the Democrat farmer a yacht in Monaco, a brand new Bentley and a solid gold Rolex.
Unfortunately, a few months later he falls ill again , but this time the Hospital can react more quickly.
They telephone the farmer to see if he is willing to help. "I find myself available " said the farmer and he is whisked off to New York in a private jet.
The businessman again makes a full recovery and as a gesture of his gratitude he gives the farmer a box of Girl Scout cookies.
The farmer calls the businessman to check on his health and drops into conversation that perhaps he was not quite as generous this time.
True, said the businessman, but I have got Democrat blood in me now.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2019 12:09 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:10 AM (aA3+G)
Many forms of cheese are delightful to my palette with wine or roasted wild boar and wine or freshly fired tortilla chips and other bev's or dipped in, covered over potatoes, drizzled over toast, crackers, mixed in a soup or made into a sandwich...... or just munched from my hand.
Cheese is yum cold or warm or hot......even the stinky stuff .
Ya got to expand yer horizons
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (KP5rU)
thought of sour cream and onion potato chips or even French onion dip?
Lay's had a competition a couple of years ago where they made some of the winner's ideas. They made "biscuits and sausage gravy" potato chips. Being from Alabama and having at least one chromosome dedicated to both of those foods, I had to get a bag.
It was...um...interesting. Tasted remarkably like B ampersand G.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:13 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 12:13 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:14 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:10 AM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Food of the gods, if prepared correctly.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:16 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Z7lwY)
Yes, even my little slice oh heaven. Beginning of the the month when EBT is distributed, stay away. On the other hand, this time of year, if you go in the evening, it appears to be where the young Mennonite wives are, in their tight denim skirts down to their ankles. I live in a different place.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (kFkpX)
Sure. Just like it's a translation error when I talk about throwing communists out of helicopters.
A translation error from Spanish. Chilean Spanish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)
If you run it like an aerostat or a kite, you could use a weighted cable of some sort (beanstalk like cable dipping down into the denser layers) with a drogue on the end to act as a storm anchor to keep it both oriented and stable. It would not be in contact with the ground so would not be a risk in fouling. I believe you could also alter the length to modify your travel. I wonder if it would cut enough magnetic fields to act as a current generator, or if it would be possible to place some sort of spinning rotor on the end to generate additional current.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (1glZx)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRANSFUSIONS CAN CHANGE THE DNA IN YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS.
tinyurl.com/vm2tu4w
Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 15, 2019 12:18 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
nah, dude. He pardoned his sister, Marilyn.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 15, 2019 12:21 AM (HaL55)
The poem is lovely.
preview.tinyurl.com/usm5yvy
Posted by: JQ at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (gP/Z3)
* * * *
Indeed it is. Thank you.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:22 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:22 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:24 AM (bttOm)
OK Hordelings, the eyelids are getting heavy, heavy...
Y'all try to behave. Pray.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.
I'm going to count to 3 and snap my fingers, when you awake you will tirelessly campaign for President Trump, President Trump, President Trump...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:24 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:25 AM (9Om/r)
Yup, never really been in a Walmart until I got roped into going with a
few friends this past year. Hundreds of not-quite-right customers the
article says. Thats putting it mildly, it was a frigging freak show. I
didn't even get in the place and there was a chick giving the finger to
the employee working the door, and while that was happening 2 thug
looking mofos went running past the other person working the door while
carrying some kind of bag. They basically said screw you. I get inside,
see all the weirdos, spent about 30 minutes there, come out and there's
cops outside. None of it was related. Yeah, fuck that place.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ours is pretty nice, close to a military base. Lots of families, damn those service people breed like rabbits!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:27 AM (LOq4H)
Two bags of Idaho shredded potatoes open the bags and throw them in
Salt....3 pinches...pepper...3 pinches, garlic cloves X 4, minced. Brown Onion 1, minced, butter (yeah baby) do the cube.......cook on low for 6 hrs. open the lid , mix chopped chives , shallots and 1 cup of freshly cooked maple smoke bacon.... cover for another 30 mins and serve with eggs prepared to your liking.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:28 AM (kFkpX)
involve terraforming it would have to rely upon "floating cities" that
somehow fly above the densest part of the atmosphere.
I wonder how many nuclear bombs it would take to blow 4/5 of Venus' atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)
L. Neil Smith wrote a book where the final act was where a group of Asteroid Belters hit Venus with a hypervelocity lump of rock; only they weren't trying to blow the atmosphere off, they were looking to break it into another asteroid belt to settle.
I had a plot where there were these giant factory ships that picked up raw material at the Asteroid belt from the Belters, and ran a profoundly elliptical orbit around the Sun that took it within the orbit of Venus to allow both higher solar energy for working ore into rough and finished castings, and to allow loading of CO2 from Venus' atmosphere as well as to capture protons from the solar wind close in where they were denser, to convert the CO2 into H2O for sale, along with the finished products, at the Asteroid belt.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:28 AM (kFkpX)
* * * *
Sounds yummy. But no cheese on top?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (fNFgo)
A local group has restored the main observation bunker, and it's open most weekends. They even have a real, pristine sound-powered phone donated by a collector - but nobody to call on it, of course. There are hopes to restore other elements of the system, though apparently an earlier plan to get the searchlight on the bay side working again may not work out.
The old [concrete blockhouse] radio shack is close to the historic lighthouse and has a remarkably good, very small exhibit on the Pt Loma [Fort Rosecrans] and other harbor defenses and also the panic of '42 [sub attack near Goleta and the "battle of Los Angeles" air defense scare.
The last bunkers of the southern-most battery, down near the Mexican border below the SEAL HQ, was taken out not that long ago to make room for the new SEAL range and training facility. The stuff in La Jolla and Del Mar was taken out not long after the war.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:33 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)
1 gas nadler would do it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:35 AM (9Om/r)
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50757383
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Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anything like a Dane!
Mossad helps Denmark bust 20 terrorists - report
https://t.co/Al610BLBeB
http://preview.tinyurl.com/wh6zjus
Posted by: Dames at Sea at December 15, 2019 12:35 AM (7cJE3)
6hrs for a side dish? Sounds good but need my taters faster than that
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:37 AM (aA3+G)
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/04/palestinian-matrix-movie.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2019 12:38 AM (Or3k7)
Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2019 12:39 AM (SNjR4)
But speaking of store stereotypes, and flavored potato chips, Trader Joe's had an amazing item during November - turkey and stuffing-flavored chips. Amazing. They actually ran out "early" because they just flew off the shelf. Next year I'm hoarding [and I rarely allow myself to buy chips].
Located on a college campus, the young hotties are abundant but of course I barely notice them. Well, a little - so not a store where the people are any problem.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:40 AM (El6T/)
Well, watching "The Invaders" on MeTV, I noted with pleasant surprise that they accurately portrayed silencers being used. No "pew pew", but an accurate less loud gunshot bang.
Peter Gunn did that, as well as the Naked City, and maybe a few others that I can't remember.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 12:41 AM (f1Vqw)
Blonde M., maybe you're thinking of the coastal artillery installations on Pt Loma? The actual batteries have been taken to use for the city's water treatment operation, but several observation/command bunkers remain.
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rhomboid, that was probably it. Definitely on Point Loma, probably on Fort Rosecrans. I was a little kid.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:42 AM (W04rT)
A French "Raclette" would be my call, but may be a tad over the top for this dish. This cheese is usually melted over simple roasted potatoes without all the seasonings.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:43 AM (kFkpX)
A worse name was never invented (in fact, the guy who came up with the term "imaginary numbers" called them that to deride them).
An "imaginary number" is just a distance along a different axis. It's as "real" as any other number (not at all, other words... all numbers are just mental concepts).
Think about a x-y plane (or, to make it even more concrete, a street grid).
Giving directions to get from one place to another on this grid requires two numbers ("three blocks east, one block north"), yes?
For (fundamentally idiotic, as noted above) reasons, one of these numbers is called "real", and the other "imaginary".
Instead of "3 east, 1 north", the mathematicians would write 3 + 1i. The i just signifies that it's in the y direction rather than the x.
And that's basically all there is to "imaginary numbers". There are algebra rules for combining them so that the shit works out right, but if you think of them in "street grid" terms, those rules make perfect sense.
In three dimensions you have three axes, so math in 3D often uses i, j, and k notation rather than "regular number + other number times i", but the basic idea is exactly the same. Confusingly, the convention there is to use i for the distance along the x axis (rather than y), j for the y axis, and k for the z axis. These can also be written as "unit vectors", where i = [1,0,0], j=[0,1,0] and k=[0,0,1], where the numbers represent the distance along the x, y, and z axes respectively. This is very handy for combining them using the rules of matrix manipulations (which computers are wizard at).
The other common notation uses a radius from the center and an angle ("3 km at an angle of 75 degrees") which is more convenient for some jobs (for instance, if you're flying, or aiming an artillery piece, rather than walking along the street grid), but the two are equivalent and can easily be converted back and forth.
Then there's weird shit like quaternions, which I'm not gonna go into here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:44 AM (WsmTT)
All math uses nothing but imaginary numbers.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:45 AM (WsmTT)
Sounds like you're talking a bit about absolute values, which is a math concept I think I do understand.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)
The first time I tried it, I threw Bratwurst in for another hour and my work-mates went cra-cra over the results.....so I'm playing with it on every attempt.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:47 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:49 AM (aA3+G)
Ehhh gadz, no math
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:49 AM (aA3+G)
Man no shit. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:51 AM (9Om/r)
I was watching an old star wars movie with my granddaughter. She asked my why Solo cut open a taun-taun and put Luke inside.
I told her it was so they could stay warm.
She asked how warm it was inside it.
I told her it was Lukewarm.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2019 12:51 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (El6T/)
The San Luis Hotel (high-end resort) on Seawall Blvd. here in Galveston, is built on top of a pair of WWII Naval 12 inch gun emplacements.
One of which is still clearly visible from the road, though most who see it every day haven't a clue as to what that concrete monolith is all about.
Point of Amusement. Water depth at the range of six miles from the beach? Mostly, about forty to fifty ft. deep.
Not exactly a Submariner's Paradise.
In theory, I guess a German surface raider might've cruised out there in shelling distance.
But I doubt that any such vessel would've been able to evade U.S. patrols all along the East Coast nd Caribbean, in order to make it to the Upper Texas Coast.
Now, as to the approaches to the Mississippi River? THAT was a Submariner's Paradise.
And Jerry flat out sunk the shit out of a LOT of U.S. shipping coming in and out of that port.
WWII was so much more of a close-run thing than most folks will ever realize. And damn sure more than today's histrionics books will ever describe.
The War on Wokeness is every bit as real now. It's not that it doesn't have a casualty count. It does.
But it really hasn't yet cleared it's throat for the main chorus.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Euler at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (RwnR0)
Looked it up and the Geminid Meteor shower is tonight
Sorry, no SMOD tonight
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:53 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (RwnR0)
I can't even remember how to do long division.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)
I don't know where we are now
I know I won't be back until tomorrow's coffee is brewed.
But I bet we had fun.
Posted by: mindful webworker - did you click? at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (IjxMe)
Kind of the opposite, really. Absolute value ignores "direction" entirely.
I can say I'm 3 km from the center location. That's an absolute value, but doesn't really tell me exactly where. The only thing it tells me is that I'm somewhere on a circle with radius 3km from the center (the "origin", as math people call it).
I can say I'm 3 km east of the center. That's 3 + 0i (3 in the x direction, 0 in the y).
I can I'm 3 km north of the center. That would be 0 + 3i (0 x, 3 y).
I can say I'm 3 km west of the center (-3 + 0i, or -3 x, 0 y) or 3 km south (0 -3i, or 0 x, -3y).
What about 3 km northeast, or some other direction? Well, there you have to apply some trigonometry.
The takeaway idea is that to specify a position on a plane, you need two numbers. One number to specify the east-west position (called "real", for stupid reasons) and one number to specify the north-south position (called "imaginary", for equally stupid reasons).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM
Times are hard... Gazintas are harder!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (RwnR0)
I ENJOYED long division. I couldn't understand why anyone couldn't understand it, so long as you had your times tables memorized. I used to finish my work with it early and ask for more long division problems.
Sometimes I look back and realize, no wonder I was so unpopular...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (L2ZTs)
Imaginary numbers are no less real than negative numbers or even fractions. A famous discussion between a philosopher and a mathematician is oft used to illustrate that.
The philosopher accused the mathematician of being a mystic since he "believed in" imaginary numbers. The mathematician then retorted with the above.
Show me the square root of negative 1 pieces of chalk demanded the philosopher. The mathematician said I will when you show me one half of a piece of chalk.
The philosopher said easy, and took a new stick of chalk, and carefully broke it in two about half way down the length.
There, he said. The mathematician said, what, I see one distinct piece of chalk...
Think about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)
It starts when your young and given a pathway to understanding........most of us never saw, or were intrigued by the pathway and so.....
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (kFkpX)
Someone must have called on the neighbors........not me because I don't want to get in a fight......volume went way down
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (RwnR0)
I work with gazintas alot, especially with harleys. This part gazinta the garbage, that part gazinta the garbage, etc etc
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)
I looked over the lessons a few years ago, because I was a little ashamed about it. I should know how to do this, or at least figure it out with enough paper. It's basic stuff.
I got the hang of it after about a half hour and stone-cold forgot it again in less time than that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (t+qrx)
A math prof was explaining this in class when I was in undergrad.
"The concept of 'two' exists only in the mind. No one has ever seen a 'two'."
My smartass buddy: "Seen one? I've dated them."
(Professor attempts to look stern to keep from cracking up... fails)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (WsmTT)
First, *hugs*
Second. Get a system about 150% more powerful than theirs.
Put a mic on your side of the street, but where it picks up their speakers.
Feed that signal into your system, with your system's speakers pointing directly back at theirs.
They'll end up a percent or three out of phase.
I would not be surprised should nausea be induced in the confluence zone.
*rubs hands together*
*evil grin*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (QzJWU)
McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?
Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ? Lindsay Graham ?
Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)
twitter.com/lovemegxn/status/1204919146053545986
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (ykYG2)
I always figured that were I to find myself in a strange land with a different tongue, I was well positioned to quickly learn to speak with the IPs...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (RwnR0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)
I looked over the lessons a few years ago, because I was a little
ashamed about it. I should know how to do this, or at least figure it
out with enough paper. It's basic stuff.
I got the hang of it after about a half hour and stone-cold forgot it again in less time than that.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (t+qrx)
I hate math with the heat of 1000 suns. I have to use more than I like to, but its mostly reading micrometers, calculating clearances, or basic formulas for balancing engines.
NASA level stuff? lol, they would have died on the launch pad.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)
Way above my pay grade
Just glad it's turned down
Would I love to do something to take her down........yes
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM
You'd have loved to get hands on my ol' long-gone Sportster... I can easily imagine there would be nothing left in short order!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (RwnR0)
Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (WsmTT)
Go F Y S into the nearest river with a stone weight around your collective necks.....and die.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (RwnR0)
An old boss, who was much better at math than I am, once wondered out loud why I was the programmer and she was the manager, since I need a calculator to figure sales tax (but speak a couple of languages), while she's an absolute math rockstar but only knows English.
It made perfect sense to me.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 15, 2019 01:13 AM (aT8XW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:15 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (RwnR0)
If it was an old iron head you would probably be right, lol. Those poor things got the snot beat out of them. In reality 90% of any of harley problems are usually due to the owners doing stupid shit, or so called mechanics that really shouldn't touch a harley engine.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:15 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2)
as for WWII technology, the allies were a generation of two ahead of the Axis in electronics. Radar, Sonar, underwater mine detection, Proximity fuse and even jets the American F113 was equal to or superior to the Me-262. For bizarre reasons they were not allowed to leave the States. The Germans and the Japanese could not last long with the Allies superior electrical technology, especially the computer code breaking and cannons deadly accuracy in hitting targets, combined with American ingenuity and mass productions. The Krauts and Japs were darn lucky to have lasted as long as they did.
Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (3qP6l)
I have a lot more trouble remembering things today than I did 10, 20, 30 years ago.
The term I use is that when you're very young, your brain is naturally "sticky." You hear things, you learn things, and they STICK in your brain. You remember them. And when you're younger, it seems that much more things about life, the universe and everything, are much more interesting.
But as you grow older, you get bored with things, life loses its luster a bit, and your brain becomes less sticky. To the point that you have to make yourself interested in things sometimes, to keep your brain sticky. You also have to rely on memory 'crutches,' as it were, like writing things down on post-its, putting them in easy-to-find places, etc.
I would give anything to have a brain as 'sticky' again, as I did when I was 15 years old. I can remember tons of movies, rock bands and songs, and all sorts of TV trivia (who played Schneider on One Day At A Time? Pat Harrington) and junk like that, but I have difficulty remembering passwords I use often online.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)
Friend of mine from a local cigar store, recently retired from NASA as the Orbital Dynamics Engineer on the ISS program.
Not only did he bear responsibility for "shaping" the ISS's orbit, but also for de-conflicting with thousands of other bits of space-borne hardware, mostly "junk" cast off from hundreds of previous launches.
Suffice to say, he understands "math" in a way you n' I never will even remotely comprehend.
But at least I did gain traction with him when in conversation, it became apparent that I knew what an Apogee and Perigee were in Orbital terms, along with several other nerd-points such as we often discuss here in the ONT.
The cigar world is every bit as powerful as he shooty world, as to providing introductions to many people you'd otherwise not come to know.
Applies to the motorcycle world, too.
And in my experience, even to my detriment. Those are all greater-than the sailing world, which does tend to self-select for snobs, elitists and look-down-on-their-lessers wanna-bees.
*my bourbon now, Jeeves...*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
twitter.com/lovemegxn/status/1204919146053545986
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (ykYG2)
My soul just died.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (a+QMf)
*ponders whether trying to turn an '86 XL 883 into a café racer was such a wise idea...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)
Rodrigo's post about complex numbers made me try to remember something. I think it's impossible to get a full algebra (however that is precisely defined) for 3D, that is triple of numbers.
Hamilton was trying to do that, IIRC, and in what he described as a spark of inspiration, realized he need 4 dimensions, 4 numbers. That was what he called the quaternions.
The next level up is ocotonions, eight dimensions, although there are a bunch of others in four dimensions.
There is the spacetime alegrba that gives a quaternion like system, but with this properties of Minkowski space 4-vectors (1 time like, 3 spacelike). I remember playing with that latter, but I've forgotten it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)
I could teach a graduate-level course in asking a relevant question about the one single thing I know about a given subject and hoping people think I know what I'm talking about (I don't).
Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:23 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:24 AM (RwnR0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)
Well that was an EVO engine, and thats basically what the Buells used, so not actually a crazy idea. They could take more of a beating than the older ones.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:25 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 01:26 AM (pBIWW)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)
Better had you turned it into an American version of a Ducati Monster.
Café Racers are the Soccer Players of the motorcycle world.
Everything they do looks "athletic". Until they find themselves on a Rugby Field or U.S. High School Gridiron.
Or a 1st generation Yamaha V-Max.
On that one, if I have to explain, you wouldn't understand.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:28 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:30 AM (/UQ/R)
---ah yes.... forgotten, but not gone.
GFY, needle dick.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2019 01:32 AM (Zo3HG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)
For every "sin" that QDP has committed against MS HUM, this post is full and complete absolution and forgiveness.
Go and read it all.
It is profound.
It. Is. Profound.
Shit like this is why the ONT is the ONT.
Y'all go read this, and then give QDP the accolades he deserves for such a tight bit of writing as this.
I fk'n mean it. Go and read what he wrote. You'll be better for it.
Me, I've gotta hit the snoozer. Alarm in five hours.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (RwnR0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (L2ZTs)
Burp...sorry my American Scotch caused me to totally ignore whatever you were saying.....try smoke signals next time or if you can find a Western Union out near whogivestwoshits Nebraska, and make sure you type s l o w l y...it's cold out there right now....and they are a going to forget you as soon has you leave the window.
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:37 AM (kFkpX)
It gets worse!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:38 AM (RwnR0)
motor: punched out to 1200cc, SS carburettor, Screamin' Eagle valve
kit, 8,000 rpm ignition module... The clip-ons and rear-sets, tiny ghey
fairing around the headlight, not so much...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (RwnR0)
Yeah, those are pretty solid mods. The 1200 kit really wakes them up. Those frigging SS carbs are $700 now if you can believe it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:38 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 01:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:42 AM (ykYG2)
Fox News Sunday supposed to have James Comey & Adam Schiff on later this a.m...
Posted by: Baldy at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (+EDVk)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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Everyone understands something. No one understands everything.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:45 AM (RwnR0)
Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:46 AM (kFkpX)
Good content to promote conversation, good comments to respond to, thought I would just fall asleep instead.
That is not happening. I thought I could process some old issues but just getting agitated instead.
So.....
Good evening wing - unless you wear socks, that is the only comment I ever see from you. Feel free to comment more.
Sometimes people here wonder how to get lurkers to post. Responding to their comments might help.
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:49 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:53 AM (8+B0H)
I was told there would be no math.
Actually glad that there are minds that are happy working in numbers. i can, but prefer not to.
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:55 AM (8+B0H)
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Kamiah is a bit down the road from me, but I know of the place. Yes, PDT is well-liked in this state (except probably Boise, but well, screw libtarded Boise!)
Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 01:56 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Raimondo
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Why would AOC primary an incumbent Democrat?
Posted by: WaterCow at December 15, 2019 01:56 AM (ScWBu)
Walmart:I work had for my money, I will go where I can get best product for best value, and Walmart often provides that.
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:00 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:49 AM (8+B0H)
I'll respond to anything and anybody if I have anything to add, which usually isn't much. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 02:00 AM (9Om/r)
Mike Hammer, if you are still around, what is the radio station that you listen to Christmas music on?
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:02 AM (8+B0H)
Interpretations; history repeating itself (and so predictably).
McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?
Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable
stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A
or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to
demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ?
Lindsay Graham ?
Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)
I am sure the Turtle's response was to tell them to get fucked.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:03 AM (nAiE/)
Ninja, puh-leeze! Newtown-- Pffft!
If all those kids had been simply aborted, you leftards would have been celebrating their mothers' "empowerment" or some such BS. (As if The Children meant a damned thing to you all.)
Gimme a break!
Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:04 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:07 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:10 AM (8+B0H)
Thanks for the sympathy on the insomnia.
Nice thought on "Dad's first Christmas in heaven"
I hope you found comfort in it. Our loved ones' absences by definition leave a hole in our existence.
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:17 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:20 AM (8+B0H)
Dang forgot I'd had that on for so long.
Yea JQ one thing that progtards definitely don't have a clue about is small town America.
* sprays troll repellent
Never sure about the manatee guy
* sprays him anyway
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:20 AM (aT8XW)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:21 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:22 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: JQ
* fist bump
He doesn't have the cognitive skills to grasp what you said to him but WTH .
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:23 AM (aT8XW)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:27 AM (8+B0H)
McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?
Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable
stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A
or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to
demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ?
Lindsay Graham ?
Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)
I am sure the Turtle's response was to tell them to get fucked.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
They're playing for the tie. McConnell will definitely tell them to GFY but the dims will use his refuse to recuse as the reason any Senate results are tainted. Don't know what move they might make after that but I expect more outrageous BS coming to an airport lounge near you soon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:30 AM (aT8XW)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:27 AM (8+B0H)
Two articles. Both very weak. Goes to the full House for a vote. Will be along party lines, but some Dems may jump ship and not vote for it.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (8+B0H)
The Silo would be great! 20 min from Tucson. Totally rent it out. 60's style deco Price isn't bad.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (bttOm)
Well the one I went to is at the end of Missile base Road, which is not a marked exit on the I-10. If you cruise the east side frontage road, north from the main Marana exit, you should find it. I don't recall seeing any portals to underground facilities, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (Ol3ZL)
They're playing for the tie. McConnell will
definitely tell them to GFY but the dims will use his refuse to recuse
as the reason any Senate results are tainted. Don't know what move they
might make after that but I expect more outrageous BS coming to an
airport lounge near you soon.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:30 AM (aT8XW)
Nobody with any sense believes anything coming out of a Democrat's moth any more... not even their fellow travelers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:32 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:33 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:33 AM (8+B0H)
Wednesday, supposedly.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:35 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: AK
Sometimes you just hsve to run a little smelly stuff under the uppity noses. Sometimes they even understand.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:35 AM (aT8XW)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:36 AM (nAiE/)
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:37 AM (8+B0H)
Anyone care to give me an update?
Posted by: AK away
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What Old Blue said.
Anyway, you know how Trump was in Russia's pocket while acting as that country's foreign agent? And then he committed campaign finance violations? And Bribery? And Treason? And rape? And gross incompetence and insanity?
The charges are Abuse of Power (ISTN, and delivered with neither shame nor a sense of irony) and Obstruction of Congress (which may mean trouble for you or me but I don't think can fly against a coequal branch of the government).
This is a worse story than the last season of Battlestar Galactica.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 02:39 AM (ScWBu)
and I think any mom who takes a kid to a drag story time at the library should have the child removed from the home. send 'em to grandma.
Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:39 AM (11H2y)
Nobody with any sense believes anything coming out of a Democrat's moth any more... not even their fellow travelers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner
Only the frequent fliers who still try to board planes with nail clippers and small bottles of shampoo in their pockets. Apparently the dims think they're an important voting bloc.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:40 AM (aT8XW)
A phrase I remember from the late sixties. "Trust neither the actors nor the politicians, for both have been taught to lie for their bread." Something to live by.
Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:43 AM (VNmG1)
Posted by: AK away
Lurkers out of their shells are always appreciated on the horde menu. This coming from a guy who fights his uncoordinated fingers trying to type something semi articulate on his phone.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:44 AM (aT8XW)
Someone else probably knows for sure... but I thought they were *supposed to have done it* earlier this week? Meh.
Of course, they probably want to refresh themselves a bit after getting it out of committee,
Kabuki...
Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:44 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM (VNmG1)
Nite, Old Blue
JQ, kabuki indeed.
Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:50 AM (8+B0H)
Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM
Those dreams are comforting and sweet, aren't they? It's so real and joyful if only for those brief moments!
Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:52 AM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 15, 2019 03:09 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:10 AM (Ol3ZL)
Anyone care to give me an update?
Posted by: AK away
.........
Yes. It goes to a full House vote next week.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 15, 2019 03:11 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:26 AM (pBIWW)
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:27 AM (pBIWW)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (ScWBu)
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wut?
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2019 03:35 AM (Zo3HG)
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:27 AM (pBIWW)
You know, raimondo, as long as there is a frozen flagpole going unlicked, you are not realizing your full potential.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:44 AM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:45 AM (pBIWW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:45 AM (Ol3ZL)
2) I had a friend (alas, he is morte), who used to rappel into abandoned missile silos to strip out the copper wire to sell for eating money. Ah, to be young again...but not hungry. Or stupid, or well...being twenty-nine is not so bad.
Posted by: Waepnedmann at December 15, 2019 04:10 AM (4YfbU)
Posted by: NavyMom at December 15, 2019 04:51 AM (kqqrA)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:27 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:31 AM (vd8XM)
Good morning all. Just posted some breaking news in the sidebar.
Yup. Shaping up to be an early night for Trump!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 05:31 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 05:36 AM (Z/jzm)
Trump! probably got him hooked up to some of that sweet sweet Ukraine moohlah...
It's the best
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:38 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 15, 2019 05:38 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tentotwo
Or pull into the next rest area, and open the door
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:44 AM (vd8XM)
When they introduced Trump!, he got a nice round of polite applause. /s
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:46 AM (vd8XM)
Or pull into the next rest area, and open the door
Posted by: Bruce
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Phhhht. No need to even slow down.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 05:47 AM (RhBlM)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:50 AM (vd8XM)
Hey, I know you won't believe it, but I found an SF movie even I couldn't watch! It's called Battalion and oh geeez, it's a stinker.
I'd say it's worse than Prometheus, but that isn't possible.
Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 05:51 AM (RhBlM)
..........
I hear ya. I've been up since 4. Went to bed at 9 and fell asleep watching Green Acres. Woke up at midnight with my glasses still on and tv all lit up. The great thing about Sunday is that I can go back to bed if I want!
Posted by: Molly k. at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (FE1WP)
Posted by: Skip
I was head bobbing at 830 last night. Stayed up until 930...Woke up at 130 CST because I'm 29...could not get back to sleep.
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Molly k.
I'm with you.
I'm trying to decide if I should have a nap after breakfast, or wait until after lunch....or both
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:54 AM (vd8XM)
The holidays do make for some fun breakfasts.
With coffee this AM I had homemade fig cookies and biscotti.
I still need a breakfast though
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 06:02 AM (RhBlM)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 06:04 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 06:07 AM (Z/jzm)
You're an F'ing moron!
Posted by: Linda Fox at December 15, 2019 06:08 AM (3uqJZ)
Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2019 06:59 AM (7hcwx)
I and my brothers had to shovel our driveway for free. When asked to shovel the neighbor's driveway, we got paid and hot chocolate too. And it was A SNOW DAY!!! Time to go sledding!!
The joke's on you.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 15, 2019 08:37 AM (EMi53)
That is not a Marilyn Monroe PROTRACTOR.
It is a Marilyn Monroe AMERICAN CURVE.
It is much superior to the traditional French Curve, available on Amazon.
https://tinyurl.com/sosj2qn
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