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Saturday Overnight Open Thread (12/14/19)

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The Saturday Night Joke - 1

During World War II, a grande dame calls the company commander at a local Army base. "This is Mrs. George Harrison Wattersill. I would like to invite 10 of your men to Christmas dinner here at Long Acres."

"That would be very nice," the commander replies.

"But," Mrs. George Harrison Wattersill continues, "no Jews, please. I hope you understand."

"Perfectly. Leave it to me."

Christmas comes and the guests are announced at Long Acres. Descending the staircase, Mrs. George Harrison Wattersill is horrified to see 10 black enlisted men standing at attention.

"My God!" she gasps. "There must be some horrible mistake!"

"No, Ma'am!" the first sergeant booms. "Cap'n Goldberg, he nevuh make a mistake!" (H/T Hadrian the Seventh)

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The Saturday Night Joke - 2


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What a messed up family. Man sues his ex-wife and 2 young daughters.

Father Sues His 8- and 10-Year-Old Daughters for Slander
Be good, boys and girls, or we'll sue you, too.

The daughters allegedly told police officers, the Illinois Department of Children and Family Services, "and other persons" that the father had punched the 8-year-old and pulled her hair; this led to the father being "arrested on a Domestic Violence charge," which "remains pending.

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People More Likely To Believe In Hell After Shopping At Walmart

U.S.—A lot of people don't believe in hell anymore, thinking the concept of a place of eternal torment is archaic.


But one new study suggests people are much more likely to believe in the concept of hell after shopping at Walmart, especially during the Christmas season. From waiting in eternal lines to dealing with hundreds of not-quite-right customers throughout the store, people start to get what hell might be like.

After enduring the hellscape of a busy Walmart, people tend to be able to better conceive of a place where people are tortured for eternity.

"Honestly, it would be unjust for there not to be a hell," said one man after he waited for 30 minutes for someone to come unlock the Xbox games in the electronics department. "God is love, but He is also justice, and whoever runs this place needs to pay."


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Location, location, location. Would you like to live in Arizona? Do you want a unique home? Do you qualify for a $400,000 mortgage? Here's the house for you.

Abandoned Nuclear Missile Complex in Arizona For Sale $400,000

Have you thought about buying a missile complex, I mean a new home, but looked at the row upon row of little boxes that constitute modern housing complexes with horror?

Would you like to consider something way off in the left-field, a real fixer-upper but a property that would prompt discussion or years to come?

Well, look no further than a decommissioned Titan II intercontinental ballistic missile silo located in the middle of the Arizona Desert and being sold by www.realtyexecutives.com


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Black Sabbath had quite a coke habit way back when.


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Ryan Gunderson, former captain of the Washington Generals tells his interesting story.

I WAS THE CAPTAIN OF THE TEAM THAT LOSES TO THE GLOBETROTTERS EVERY NIGHT
As the Generals’ point guard, my job was to be a jerk and get humiliated on the court. But behind the scenes, it was a different story

Only an elite minority of the nation’s high school basketball players are given the chance to continue playing in college. An even smaller number are able to say they’ve played basketball professionally.

Ryan Gunderson is one of those few. Now, you won’t see Gunderson’s jersey lofted into the rafters of the United Center or his highlights posted to Instagram, but there is no doubt that he made it to a level almost no one else on this planet reaches: getting paid to play basketball in front of giant, international crowds.

And bomb. Night after night.

Gunderson survived what many might consider the worst job in professional sports: playing for the Washington Generals. He was the team captain and starting point guard for a team whose sole existence is to lose to the Harlem Globetrotters.

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If you were a realtor, how would you list this home? Stunning 4 bedroom 3 bath home needs a little TLC shitton of paint.


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Australia is quite the place.

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Not my cup of tea coffee.

Pepsi is upping the ante when it comes to caffeinated beverages.

The soda giant has announced plans to launch Pepsi Café, a cola-coffee drink that has roughly twice the amount of caffeine as a regular Pepsi. The drink will debut in April and could give Pepsi a head start in this new market.

The Coca-Cola Company has a similar product, called Coke Plus Coffee, available in international markets, but has not yet announced a U.S. launch date, though it is widely expected to do so.


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With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.

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This guy is right.


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What's wrong with hot hot water and soap? Vampire facial and HIV.

The so-called vampire facials that have been touted by celebrities for ostensible rejuvenation benefits have been linked to two cases of HIV in New Mexico, according to health officials.

The New Mexico Department of Health first warned that clients of the since-closed VIP Spa in Albuquerque should be tested for possible blood-borne infections—including HIV, hepatitis B, and hepatitis C—last fall after an inspection found the spa’s practices could have put some clients at risk

Going to a strange location and using unknown sources of bodily fluids, nope don't see anything bad happening.

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THE ONT CHRISTMAS MUSIC INTERLUDE


THE ONT says Bah Humbug MoFos.

Holiday music is bad for your mental health, according to science — here's why

Incessant repetition of holiday music can have a psychological impact.

At first, holiday music can be uplifting, but after a certain period of time, it can cause boredom — and even distress.

It can remind listeners of the other stressors of the holidays, like finances and family.


Now here's your nightly dose of Christmas music.



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SQUIRREL Genius Award Winner.

A D.C. resident may have inadvertently set their own apartment on fire in an attempt to scare away what is believed to be a squirrel with a lit stick of incense.

Around noon on Wednesday, a resident of a three-story apartment building in the 1300 block of Congress St. SE tried to drive off a small mammal with a lit stick of incense — scent unknown. The critter knocked the burning tip of the stick off, setting fire to the attic of the apartment, according to D.C. Fire and EMS.

To make matters worse, the resident’s smoke alarm had been disabled because it kept going off while they were cooking.

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Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (SK+Tm)

2 ?

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (X3oxg)

3 I'll get the others...

Posted by: Slash Buzz at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (SK+Tm)

4 Not first.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (TdMsT)

5 Nope. Beat by Slash Buzz.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (X3oxg)

6 Wow, top 10? Top 15?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 09:59 PM (fNFgo)

7 Evening all!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (Y4EXg)

8 Nice ONT MisHum.
I knew you liked poker :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)

9 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (RwnR0)

10 I like this thread. Cozy. Perfect for a child.

Posted by: Jack Torrance at December 14, 2019 10:01 PM (I99aF)

11 No noods? No more noods?

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 10:01 PM (a4qVe)

12 Nice Heisman ceremony. Burrow seems like a very nice young man with enough character to withstand the downside of NFL success.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:02 PM (RueoN)

13 I'm watching a 2012 Neil Diamond concert on PBS.
I think it's his original band members and back up singers. They ain't 29.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (2DOZq)

14 8 Nice ONT MisHum.
I knew you liked poker :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)


Sadly, a Sheepshead Image couldn't be located.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)

15 "Honestly, it would be unjust for there not to be a hell," said one man after he waited for 30 minutes for someone to come unlock the Xbox games in the electronics department. "God is love, but He is also justice, and whoever runs this place needs to pay."


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

16 MisHum, nice quote from Mrs Paste Eating Jill Biden. :-)

How drunk do you suppose she is on most days?

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

17 Jackie Vernon - best Frosty voice ever.

Fight me!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)

18 Good Evening Horde

Posted by: wing at December 14, 2019 10:05 PM (JFzNN)

19 ''How drunk do you suppose she is on most days?''

Living with at crew? I'm guessing pretty drunk.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:05 PM (RueoN)

20 I saw a variant of the cat meme -
Greta on the left
white cat on the right "Holy Shit! Bring the other bitch back"

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (G546f)

21 at=that

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RueoN)

22 Yes, but on the Theresa Heinz Kerry scale, how drunk is Jill Biden, usually?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (I99aF)

23 Um, Mis Hum, regarding the sidebar, that's DOCTOR Paste-eating Jill Biden.

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)

24 yay! *gives free hugs*

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (ykYG2)

25 With that hand, why are there chips still there?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (LOq4H)

26 16 MisHum, nice quote from Mrs Paste Eating Jill Biden. :-)

How drunk do you suppose she is on most days?
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

Either that or first stage Alzheimer's.

Another Dem broad with a bra size bigger than an IQ

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

27 Can't help it, but I just love that white cat. So clever!

Unlike that purple house. OMG! That is way over the top, even for HGTV.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (fNFgo)

28 How did you get my motorcycle video?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

29 What? Asking my neighbor if I'm next while he's snowblowing his driveway is uncouth?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)

30 ''What? Asking my neighbor if I'm next while he's snowblowing his driveway is uncouth?''

Brazen is a better word for it.

Posted by: Tuna at December 14, 2019 10:09 PM (RueoN)

31 23 Um, Mis Hum, regarding the sidebar, that's DOCTOR Paste-eating Jill Biden.
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)


Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)

32 If you were a realtor, how would you list this home? Stunning 4 bedroom 3 bath home needs a little TLC shitton of paint.

Is that paint color Sherwin Williams "Whorehouse Purple"?

Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (+lVUW)

33 Going to a 3rd world country and using unknown sources of bodily fluids, nope don't see anything bad happening.

I don't get it.

Posted by: Neil Bush at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (ykYG2)

34 lol Tuna.. I can be brazen at times. But no I've never asked a neighbor to shovel our driveway. We hire someone at the beginning of winter. Sort of on retainer kind of thing. If it snows more than 3 inches you will come and shovel our driveway.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)

35 29 What? Asking my neighbor if I'm next while he's snowblowing his driveway is uncouth?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:08 PM (dUJdY)


Hi Jewells!

I just realized I don't have enough time before Christmas to get everything done!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)

36 There's not enough primer in the world for that house. Tear out the walls. Re-sheetrock everything.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (I99aF)

37 I cant compete with the runners in the other heat is rock and roll

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 14, 2019 10:13 PM (PUmDY)

38 While en-route to home, after having to accomplish a bit of after-hours vehicle juggling at work, I'm stopped at a light at 61st St. here in Galveston.

Location of this intersection has two cemeteries sited at diagonal quadrants, so there's one to my immediate right, and the other across the intersection to my left.

Wherefrom a full-grown Coyote emerges, not at a full-run, but certainly an urgent scamper, heading South, straight down the center Northbound lane on 61st.

He kept looking behind him as he ran, too.

Something spooked him in the graveyard, I reckon?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:13 PM (QzJWU)

39
Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Piled higher and deeper. Education, which is about as low as you can get.

The more useless the doctorate the more insistent the holder being called "doctor".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (7rVsF)

40 I just realized I don't have enough time before Christmas to get everything done!

I hear ya. I've been madly trying to keep the shop up to date, wrap presents, keep the house halfway presentable.. oh and I still work full time. I did manage to do that thing we talked about.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

41 Not a protractor. An exotic version of a draftsman's French curve.

Posted by: MW at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (hNTtn)

42 black sabbath story left out ozzy snorting the ant hill. cray mofo he was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

43 I read the content. Most excellent ONT, much thanks! CC 'n coke

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (zUdXR)

44 Storm moving in tomorrow. I may be in all day. I may kill my husband. Maybe.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)

45 Since when is New Mexico a foreign country??? *Looks around*, never mind...

Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)

46 All riiiight, a Saturday Overnight Open Thread!

Now we're going to see some serious action!



Howdy, peculiars.

Posted by: mindful webworker - I solemly swear I am up to no good at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (f/e+k)

47 That house is Pimpbarrassing

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (D46E0)

48 44 Storm moving in tomorrow. I may be in all day. I may kill my husband. Maybe.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)


The ultimate peaceful present

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

49 "Cap'n Goldberg, he nevuh make a mistake!"

Ahoy! The ship is sinking. Full speed ahead!

Posted by: Jonah, the mistake prone Goldberg at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Z4rgH)

50 lol Tuna.. I can be brazen at times. But no I've never asked a neighbor to shovel our driveway. We hire someone at the beginning of winter. Sort of on retainer kind of thing. If it snows more than 3 inches you will come and shovel our driveway.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
* * * *

We have a neighbor who cleared our driveway of six inches of new snow. We were out of town at the time and returned to a nice, clear driveway. He refused payment of any kind, so we took freshly baked biscuits and homemade chicken noodle soup to him today.

I should mention that we just moved here to the Land that Has Winter, and he knows we are still getting accustomed to winter weather, having not seen it for a long, long time.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (fNFgo)

51 DOCTOR Jill Biden must really want Joe out of the house.
Can't blame her for that but she's got to be drunk all the time or is being held hostage and has Stockholm Syndrome.

Maybe Scoldilocks can put her up against a wall?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Tt761)

52 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (fNFgo


Cookies make an excellent dessert with a meal of biscuits and soup, just sayin'

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

53 Had to look up "French curve", which linked to another article about a delightfully named device called a "lesbian rule". The more you know.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)

54 The purple house just needs some yellow accents and you can sell it to a LSU super fan.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (2DOZq)

55
I hear ya. I've been madly trying to keep the shop up to date, wrap presents, keep the house halfway presentable.. oh and I still work full time. I did manage to do that thing we talked about.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)


I haven't done it yet. I just found out tonight that I need stocking stuffers for TWELVE people! I been wrapping the other gifts for three days. I've overcommitted every day next week. It's gonna be a marathon week!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

56 A cocaine budget?

The mark of any successful band.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (Z4rgH)

57 MisHum..you know I'm kidding. But being pent up in the house all day..ugh. I just won't venture out anymore if it's bad outside. And I need eggs. I forgot to order eggs when I put my grocery order in. So.. maybe no baking tomorrow.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)

58
Bombshell! Megan Rapinoe of the Soccer Team of Womxn from the United States has endorsed Fauxcahontas!!! - !

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (7rVsF)

59 45 Since when is New Mexico a foreign country??? *Looks around*, never mind...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 10:16 PM (UUBmN)\


Hey, I was racing for an ONT, I didn't see the "New"

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

60 Ladyl.. twelve people?? Jesus. I freak out over the 4 I have to do.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

61 Evening all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (c5pD3)

62 Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:19 PM (dUJdY)


I do, just had to razz you.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

63 Hey Jewells
Ship my key chain before killing the husband. Priorities, ya know?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (Tt761)

64 Nice Christmas picture!

Red and green chips . . .
Three kings . . .
A Full House, which reminds me of Candace Cameron, who's now Candace Cameron Bure, who's on a lot of those Christmas movies . . .
Booze . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (ScWBu)

65 ..Maybe Scoldilocks can put her up against a wall?

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:17 PM (Tt761)



"A Wall Job". WWII Brit Slang for a lady of the evening to turn a trick sans bedroom or bed. Usually by means of bracing her backside against a wall (typically in an alleyway), while her John .. shall we say "pins her in place" from the front.

But, they're classy, see. It's the accent!

*sniffs magisterially*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (QzJWU)

66 Cocaine is a helluva drug.

Posted by: Rick James at December 14, 2019 10:21 PM (D46E0)

67 Meant to share, from the movie thread:

Greta Thunberg apologizes for her 'against the wall' comment, says it was a translation error. Uh huh.

She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."

Not feeling the remorse, Greta. Not feeling it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

68 60 twelve people?? Jesus.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

Yes.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (7HyDs)

69 Cookies make an excellent dessert with a meal of biscuits and soup, just sayin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Excellent idea! Just wish I knew what his favorite might be... Have to be so careful nowadays what with food allergies and dietary restrictions.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (fNFgo)

70 Oh anyone that wasn't around earlier, AoS keychains back in stock!! One of youse guys already ordered one.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

71 At first, holiday music can be uplifting, but after a certain period of time, it can cause boredom - and even distress.

It can remind listeners of the other stressors of the holidays, like finances and family.
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They are listening to the wrong kind of 'Holiday' music.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (xSo9G)

72 58: congratulations. two people i give zero fucks about in the same sentence. awesome.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (KP5rU)

73 Lori Laughlin should do a new Hallmark special: Hard Time at Work Camp Christmas.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (I99aF)

74 53 Had to look up "French curve", which linked to another article about a delightfully named device called a "lesbian rule". The more you know.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)


Try gurgling "lesbian rule" and see what comes up. I never knew...

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (377Zs)

75 By the way Jewells I just for the first time checked out your stuff today. It's lovely. Gonna buy wifey something in the next couple weeks.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (7HyDs)

76 Winnowed:
My washing machine decided to break down this past week. It couldn't have broken down on or right after black friday. Too much to ask. To top it off we'll have a ten day wait for delivery. So the mountains of laundry are slowly but steadily building.

But yet, all in all it makes me realize how amazingly blessed I am to live in the USA while Trump is President, the UK told the left to f*off, our stock market is yuuuge and if Brexit goes through will be even more so, the state of Virginia is blanketing themselves into 2nd sanctuary havens, capitalism still reigns supreme and I can buy a freaking brand new super duper large capacity washing machine of the color of my choice unhindered by the commie and environazis scum!
Posted by: Floridachick at December 14, 2019 10:10 PM (TzmYC)


I have nothing to add, I just thought that was succinct summation. Sargon of Akkad et al are full of joy and it is fun to listen to it. A smile is great protection from the vampiric left.


Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (LxTcq)

77 Rusty Nail, "Christmas At Leavenworth"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (L2ZTs)

78 The music links aren't working for me tonight.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

79 There's not enough primer in the world for that house. Tear out the walls. Re-sheetrock everything.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:12 PM (I99aF)

Have to say the carpet that ran up the sides of the bathtub and the sink in the bathroom were a nice touch. Not the first time I've seen that, just not in that color.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2019 10:23 PM (6ezlu)

80 Hi Ladyl.

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (7HyDs)

81 *With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.*

The only exception to the No Math rule at the ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (V0CWC)

82 I like the Christmas season less and less each year.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (eqHr7)

83 31 23 Um, Mis Hum, regarding the sidebar, that's DOCTOR Paste-eating Jill Biden.
Posted by: Willie Brown at December 14, 2019 10:06 PM (+lVUW)


Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Okay, now I'm trying to refresh my memory. A few years ago we were on here commenting about a female professor who did something nuts. Yeah, I know, not uncommon. Anyway she yelled something like, "That's DOCTOR Amy Whatever!"
I'm trying to remember the details.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

84 80 Hi Ladyl.
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:24 PM (7HyDs)


Hi ... !!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

85 Greetings fappers and fappees.

Nice musical choices once more, MisHum. One can never have too much Greg Lake or Jethro Tull or Gene Autry.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)

86 we had a guy who worked for us got into some legal mumbo jumbo. said he was going to new mexico because the cops couldn't get him there. being a foreign country and all. we didn't have the heart to correct him.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

87 $400k for a missile silo? That's a bargain!

You couldn't even buy a burnt-out methhouse for that here in #Failifornia.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (tVQUs)

88 Jewells - Are the keychains at your website?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:25 PM (xSo9G)

89
Idiot mayor Sylvester Turner in leading the re-election vote.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:26 PM (7rVsF)

90 Well, hell! I read the content!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 14, 2019 10:26 PM (CjFDo)

91 ❘❘❘❙❙❚♠ Voila! I am arrived.

___

This guy is right.

No, he isn't. It's "Daylight Saving," no "s" at the end.

Other than that, yeah.

Posted by: mindful webworker - we hates DST we hates it forever at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (f/e+k)

92 60 Ladyl.. twelve people?? Jesus. I freak out over the 4 I have to do.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)

I don't have to buy all the gifts for each stocking, but if I only buy two per stocking that's still 24 stocking stuffers. And I never know what to get!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

93
Well, hell! I read the content!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry


Don't do that again.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (7rVsF)

94 Hey Insom, I see you survived another night of debauchery and made it home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

95 Don't do that again.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

............
I should know better.. but I was eating a sammich and drinking a beer.. got distracted!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (CjFDo)

96 lol Winston!! You know I will take care of ya'll. And I WAS only joking. He's a gem..just drives me a bit nuts sometimes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (dUJdY)

97 Ah, Dinner Cat

Posted by: logprof at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (oZuI0)

98 Graveyard Coyotes can be kept at bay by wearing wolfbane around the neck.

Also works for werewolves and lesser wolves of every sort. Heed this warning and advise.

Posted by: The Count at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (XXaRO)

99 34 lol Tuna.. I can be brazen at times. But no I've never asked a neighbor to shovel our driveway. We hire someone at the beginning of winter. Sort of on retainer kind of thing. If it snows more than 3 inches you will come and shovel our driveway.
Posted by: Jewells45


That's what I do. It's a good feeling looking at a foot of snow and knowing I won't have a heart attack moving it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

100 *With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.*



The only exception to the No Math rule at the ONT!

Posted by: tbodie



Math? I thought geometry was just points, lines and shapes.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (LOq4H)

101 70 Oh anyone that wasn't around earlier, AoS keychains back in stock!! One of youse guys already ordered one.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)

I just ordered one too. Thanks Jewells they look great.

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (D46E0)

102
*With a protractor like this, perhaps geometry would have been easier.*


That profile looks just like the ever-popular "Haulin' Ass" mud flaps on every third OTR truck that passes you on the interstate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (HaL55)

103 ..I don't have to buy all the gifts for each stocking, but if I only buy two per stocking that's still 24 stocking stuffers. And I never know what to get!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)



Do *not* sub-contract this job out to Masturbatin' Pete.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)

104 Mike Hammer yes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 10:31 PM (dUJdY)

105 Hah! Jewells
I knew that. This place brings out my better nature. Which amazes me that I still have one.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:31 PM (Tt761)

106

Do *not* sub-contract this job out to Masturbatin' Pete.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)


OMG.

I will not!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

107 re Turner, we just have to go back to Lee Kwan Yew. In a multiracial 'democracy', people vote skin. They don't vote policy.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

108 Thanks for posting one of my favorite Christmas songs, MH

Great live version even though Ian Anderson looks like an Oxford professor and Greg Lake looked like an owner of a mobbed up Italian restaurant

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)

109 My washing machine decided to break down this past week. It couldn't have broken down on or right after black friday. Too much to ask. To top it off we'll have a ten day wait for delivery. So the mountains of laundry are slowly but steadily building.

During the Obama years, this would have qualified your home for Superfund status, and you would have been forcibly evicted.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

110 I don't have to buy all the gifts for each stocking, but if I only buy two per stocking that's still 24 stocking stuffers. And I never know what to get!

Posted by: Ladyl

---

Throw a couple of Chocolate coins in each one, some lint and a few bread crumbs.

It's the season to be a giver!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)

111 B'Gal and I saw a "Warning Coyote" sign near downtown O'town last week.

That was a first. Been hearing about them for a couple of years, but never a sign like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (HaL55)

112 Moar Tull! Excellent! Greensleeved"on that album is really good too. I've used it as intro music for our Christmas Eve service at times. Livens things up a bit.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (7ZQe3)

113 *Math? I thought geometry was just points, lines and shapes.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (LOq4H)*

They told me it was math in HS.

Posted by: tbodie at December 14, 2019 10:35 PM (V0CWC)

114 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (fNFgo)

If warm chocolate chip cookies kill you, you deserve to be dead

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

115 That's one of the things I really like about Christmas. It's the only time of year where it's considered okay to be obsessed with stockings :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)

116 Greta Thunberg apologizes for her 'against the wall' comment, says it was a translation error. Uh huh.

She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:22 PM (L2ZTs)

Translation Error? I won't believe it until I see what it was translated from.

Swedish is very closely related to English, most "translation errors" between the two tend to be relatively minor things like using the wrong word order or the use of out of place, uncommon words like "glistering". I seriously doubt there could be a translation error that massive and consequential between Swedish and English.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)

117 Is she a medical doctor or an piled higher and deeper doctor?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Her doctorate is in Education, iirc.

The pinnacle of human achievement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (Z4rgH)

118 36 There's not enough primer in the world for that house. Tear out the walls. Re-sheetrock everything.
Posted by: Rusty Nail


When I bought this house it had that fakey dark brown "wood". You know, that cheap crap builders used in developments in the 70's. It was used in all the trim, the kitchen cabinets, wainscotting in the dining room, and as paneling in the family room.

So, I paid to have the inside of the house painted, including all of that dark brown "wood". Part way through the job they called me and told me they had to add to the estimate because it was going to take an extra coat to cover that chocolate brown paneling, etc.

It was well worth it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (+lVUW)

119 NY Times.

Hermit Crab Wealth Inequality.

Really.

https://tinyurl.com/vzce98q

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:37 PM (D46E0)

120 Surfperch, yup.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)

121 Ladyl

How about some small lumps of coal for the stockings?
Tastefully wrapped of course.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)

122 Kateurday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wpf5ra4

https://tinyurl.com/qm9n3fk

https://tinyurl.com/vqgb8qw

https://tinyurl.com/uozbumf

https://tinyurl.com/vft6new

https://tinyurl.com/yx7n96sc

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (qAR6u)

123 Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

I guess I will forever, I ordered a plow and a snowblower today

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

124 Dr. Amy Bishop. She didn't get tenure, took a gun into a department meeting, and started shooting.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (JK7Jw)

125 When I bought this house it had that fakey dark brown "wood". You know, that cheap crap builders used in developments in the 70's.

Posted by: nerdygirl

---

One of the homes I rehabed had that also - except in the kitchen, it had fake red "brick" paneling. When I ripped that down there was wallpaper with six foot daisies printed.

It was an abomination.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)

126 If warm chocolate chip cookies kill you, you deserve to be dead
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Agreed! But what a way to go!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (fNFgo)

127 Wonderful as always Mis Hum!

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (O/X1S)

128 The missile silo story is error-ridden. One would think that a "military history" site would be more careful.

One; the first pic is captioned: "A deactivated Titan II nuclear ICMB is seen in it's silo. GETTY." It's "ICBM", dipshits. (also, apostrophe error!)

Two: "The Titan II carried one enormous warhead with thermonuclear capability equivalent to nine megatons or nine million tons of TNT.

To give some idea of how massive the Titan's explosive capacity was, the bomb dropped on Hiroshima was the equivalent of sixteen thousand megatons." How about 16 kilotons, dipshits? Even if one doesn't understand the concepts of kilotons and megatons, how the Hell is "9 twatwaffles" so much greater than "16 thousand twatwaffles"?

The article does not say which site is for sale, but I have visited one on Missile Base Road, near Marana which is about 20 minutes from Tucson on I-10, so that might be it.

And $395000 is about $345000 too much to pay for it. At 50 G's, a do-it-yourselfer like me would snap it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (Ol3ZL)

129 Mr. Seria & Backwards Boy, glad you liked tonight's music

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

130
Throw a couple of Chocolate coins in each one, some lint and a few bread crumbs.

It's the season to be a giver!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:34 PM (Y4EXg)


I'm not Scrooge!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

131 121 Ladyl

How about some small lumps of coal for the stockings?
Tastefully wrapped of course.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)


Actually, that might be kinda funny...

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

132 Dr. Amy Bishop. She didn't get tenure, took a gun into a department meeting, and started shooting.

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (JK7Jw)


She also shot and killed her brother in 1986, but got off on the charges because Mom said it was 'an accident'.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:43 PM (Z4rgH)

133 You betcha MisHum. There's a Tull for every occasion.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (7ZQe3)

134 94 Hey Insom, I see you survived another night of debauchery and made it home.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:28 PM (HaL55)

I did indeed. I've gotten good at weathering all manners of abuse.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

135 Greta Thunberg apologizes for her 'against the wall' comment, says it was a translation error. Uh huh.

She also said "this is what happens when you improvise speeches in a second language. But of course I apologize if anyone misunderstood this."

Not feeling the remorse, Greta. Not feeling it.
Posted by: qdpsteve


More like, this is what happens when you let an idiot kid think she's qualified to tell all the adults in the world what to do.
She needs to be told to shut up and go study for her geometry test.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

136 And $395000 is about $345000 too much to pay for it. At 50 G's, a do-it-yourselfer like me would snap it up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The asbestos mitigation would be a little pricey on top of it. Interesting the old KCBS building, FULL of history, was cheaper to demolish than rehabilitate.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)

137 123; what kind of snowblower, mishum?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

138 nerdygirl, hear hear!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

139 People placed against a wall, in Sweden, were simply putting together a row of wooden shelves. It is quite innocent.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

140 I did indeed. I've gotten good at weathering all manners of abuse.

"I've got people waiting in line to abuse me."

/Bill Murray

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)

141 KTE just learned that a girl she went to HS with, but 2 years younger than her, died. Either suicide or OD, not sure.
Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)

142 I did indeed. I've gotten good at weathering all manners of abuse.
-----

I make people take a number.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

143 141 KTE just learned that a girl she went to HS with, but 2 years younger than her, died. Either suicide or OD, not sure.
Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:46 PM (G546f)

That's awful.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

144 Why are those people messing with a cat with a plate of vegetables?

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (zD38/)

145 Watched the 1951 Scrooge movie starring Alistair Sim

At that time Sim was usually cast in comedy films, so today it would be like Eric Idle or John Cleese playing Scrooge.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

146 139 People placed against a wall, in Sweden, were simply putting together a row of wooden shelves. It is quite innocent.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 14, 2019 10:45 PM (LxTcq)

IKEA You !

Posted by: Greta at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (D46E0)

147 142 I did indeed. I've gotten good at weathering all manners of abuse.
-----

I make people take a number.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)

I'm not that organized.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:48 PM (NWiLs)

148 How about some small lumps of coal for the stockings?
Tastefully wrapped of course.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (Tt761)

I almost put a lump of coal in my sister's stocking as a kid.

I only decided against it when I thought about the potential consequences of my actions.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (tVQUs)

149 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

28" DR

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

150 KTE just learned that a girl she went to HS with, but 2 years younger than her, died. Either suicide or OD, not sure.

Really pretty, sweet, smart kid, just 21


That's bad enough on its own, but this time of year makes it worse. Prayers up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (HaL55)

151 capitalism still reigns supreme and I can buy a freaking brand new super duper large capacity washing machine of the color of my choice unhindered by the commie and environazis scum!
Posted by: Floridachick


How DARE you!? You've destroyed my childhood and we're all gonna die because you won't wash your clothes in the river!!
Against the wall, you Trump supporter!

Posted by: Scoldilocks at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (+lVUW)

152 Marilyn Monroe "protractor" is not a protractor. It is basically a replacement for the drawing tool known as a "French curve". I want one, though!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (Ol3ZL)

153 "145 Watched the 1951 Scrooge movie starring Alistair Sim"

All others are but a dull imitation.

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:49 PM (D46E0)

154 123; what kind of snowblower, mishum?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (KP5rU)


He hired Ozzie Osbourne.

My word as a Biden.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:50 PM (Z4rgH)

155 1 Dunno if the Horde has seen this: Jeff Van Drew (D-NJ) is switching to (R-NJ) after a talk with PDT

it really is
KTE wasn't close to her, but had the vague impression she'd been in rehab / NA a while
so sad to see kids doing this

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:50 PM (G546f)

156 Nail in my head from my creator
You gave me life, now show me how to live

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (NWiLs)

157 KTE just learned that a girl she went to HS with, but 2 years younger than her, died. Either suicide or OD, not sure.

---

There's been a rash of that in our area too. All ages. Makes you wonder if there's a common thread, besides depression,. What a horrible thing

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (7ZQe3)

158 149: supposed to be a good machine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

159 I ordered a plow and a snowblower today
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

So we can hire you to clear snow for us? Horde discount?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (fNFgo)

160 155 oops paste error - meant to reply to.insomniac

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)

161 Who the hell is Dr. Amy Bishop?

Oh wait, you mean Doctor Amy Fucking Bishop?

Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (7HyDs)

162 He was the team captain and starting point guard for a team whose sole existence is to lose to the Harlem Globetrotters.

-
Can we make him an honorary GOPe-er?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)

163 160 155 oops paste error - meant to reply to.insomniac
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)

That makes more sense now.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (NWiLs)

164 5 Watched the 1951 Scrooge movie starring Alistair Sim"

All others are but a dull imitation.
Posted by: jsg
-----

*fist bump*

The rest are cheesy wannabes.

I have the DVD.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (CDGwz)

165 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (fNFgo)

The mileage charge is gonna be a bitch

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)

166 That makes more sense now.
Posted by: Insomniac

yeah, that must have been leftover copied stuff from.an earlier thread

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:53 PM (G546f)

167 Can we make him an honorary GOPe-er?

I think the position of Paul Ryan is already filled.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (HaL55)

168 oops paste error
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:52 PM (G546f)


Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Joe "Joe Biden" Biden at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (t+qrx)

169 Why are those people messing with a cat with a plate of vegetables?
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:47 PM (zD38/)
* * * *

I think the cat is messing with the people... from the memes I have seen, anyway. They are hilarious!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (fNFgo)

170 i usually abuse them first. get the niceties out of the way quick. i'm not waiting around for anybody. fuck em.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

171 Had to look up "French curve", which linked to another article about a delightfully named device called a "lesbian rule". The more you know.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (I99aF)

(stage whisper) "Wait until I show him the hermaphrodite calipers."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 10:54 PM (Ol3ZL)

172 Is Greta going to find out where we fans really stand?

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (ScWBu)

173 Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)

174 Did I say "translation error"?

I meant "comprehension error."

Posted by: Gerta Thunderborg, High Priestess of the Ecological Conflagration Cult at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (f/e+k)

175 I just discovered murderpedia.org while searching for info on Dr. Bishop murdering her brother.

I shoulda known there'd be a dedicated wiki...

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:56 PM (Z4rgH)

176 124 Dr. Amy Bishop. She didn't get tenure, took a gun into a department meeting, and started shooting.
Posted by: Lirio100


But she had that doctoral degree, dammit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

177 Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.

Sounds like a suicide or maybe a hit. Definitely time to look at the books. And at his boss

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (ykYG2)

178 IKEA You !

Posted by: Greta
________

Aw, don't Saab.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (ScWBu)

179 173 Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

I've heard some versions of fentanyl will kill you regardless - do they think it's accidental OD?

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (G546f)

180 Right after watching Scrooge, I watched Night of the Hunter

Robert Mitchum was born to play sinister and menacing characters

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

181 People often have demons we just don't know about. God knows I have mine. And I wanted to be dead well before hitting 21, but that's a whole other story.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

182 >>>Can we make him an honorary GOPe-er?<<<

The DC NeverTrumpers!

https://youtu.be/QaNhdA5pjBA

Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (zD38/)

183 Where is WaterCow?

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

184 I've heard some versions of fentanyl will kill you regardless - do they think it's accidental OD?

Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform

Did this person know the Clintons?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (LOq4H)

185 Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 10:55 PM (CDGwz)


I wonder how many successful drug cases he has prosecuted.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 10:58 PM (Z4rgH)

186 The fentanyl on the street is strong as hell from what I hear. Seems like unintentional OD is a pretty easy thing to happen.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:59 PM (NWiLs)

187 Didn't DOCTOR AMY BISHOP get married at some point?

tinyurl.com/yagn6oox

Mother. Of. Four. She must have been an absolute wildcat in the sheets.

btw, the article mentions that Amy has said sorry. For the murders.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 10:59 PM (ykYG2)

188 wonder how many successful drug cases he has prosecuted.

seems he just sentenced one to execution

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (ykYG2)

189 People often have demons we just don't know about. God knows I have mine. And I wanted to be dead well before hitting 21, but that's a whole other story.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *

Glad you are still with us, Insom.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (fNFgo)

190 Alcohol plus opioids seems a sure fire recipe for respiratory arrest.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)

191 Dr. Amy Bishop. She didn't get tenure

-
Next best thing. She's set for life.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:01 PM (+y/Ru)

192 Glad you are still with us, Insom.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:00 PM (fNFgo)

That's very kind, thank you.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (NWiLs)

193 Ladyl, are the stockings for adults, kids or a mix? Go with some candy and then something practical, like a mini flashlight or first aid kit. The dollar store is a great place to look for stocking stuffers, or the dollar spot at target, if you shop there. I don't know if Wally-world has a similar area full of dollar items, but I suspect they would.

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (mFoNl)

194 181 People often have demons we just don't know about. God knows I have mine. And I wanted to be dead well before hitting 21, but that's a whole other story.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)


Stick around, Insom. You are a favorite here.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

195 Thanks for all the love you guys. Keychains are almost gone... but more coming!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (dUJdY)

196 Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

You're simply too kind, Ladyl.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)

197
That's very kind, thank you.
Posted by: Insomniac

Insom, you are one of the pillars of the blog. We love you, you know.

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (mFoNl)

198 hai moki !

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)

199 Where is WaterCow?

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)

200
193 Ladyl, are the stockings for adults, kids or a mix? Go with some candy and then something practical, like a mini flashlight or first aid kit. The dollar store is a great place to look for stocking stuffers, or the dollar spot at target, if you shop there. I don't know if Wally-world has a similar area full of dollar items, but I suspect they would.

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (mFoNl)


Four children and eight adults. I'm going to try Tuesday Morning-- they often have good things. And I'll definitely do candy, hot sauce, etc.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

201 hai boulder!!! what's shakin'?

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (mFoNl)

202 Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)

Aha! Fock Sail!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (Ol3ZL)

203 I'm reeeeealy chillaxing.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)

204
Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)


But but but --where's WaterCow????

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

205 Isom.

Gotta keep you around. You're the only one I can count on to get the Covfefe delivered.

*cryptic remark

But yeah, the package arrived today. Thanks!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (QzJWU)

206 nerdygirl: She needs to be told to shut up and go study for her geometry test.

Milaldy sez: We'll send her a Marilyn Protractor.

Posted by: mindful webworker - she gives me all my best lines at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (f/e+k)

207
Asst. DA here died yesterday. Fentanyl + alcohol.

Posted by: Mike Hammer


They should name a drink after that.

Lights Out?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (4kUit)

208 The Bidens are Married...with Children on crack and Thunderbird.

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (D46E0)

209 @33
That's almost as bad as eating truck stop sushi.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (U/vzj)

210 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (Zo3HG)

211 Aha! Fock Sail!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
________

Nuh-uh!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:05 PM (ScWBu)

212 Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (mFoNl)

Gonna make me blush...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

213 203 I'm reeeeealy chillaxing.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (ScWBu)


THERE you are!!!

You kinda failed on the the British election, though.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)

214 But but but --where's WaterCow????

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

And... WHO IS PHONE?

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (qAR6u)

215 God love you, Ladyl. That's a lot to have to get together. I hope it all comes together easily for you!

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (mFoNl)

216 I've been imagining how to colonise Venus (the planet). Just trying to figure out how to get a story around it all.

You ?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (ykYG2)

217 205 Isom.

Gotta keep you around. You're the only one I can count on to get the Covfefe delivered.

*cryptic remark

But yeah, the package arrived today. Thanks!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 14, 2019 11:04 PM (QzJWU)

Excellent, and you are welcome.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (NWiLs)

218 also we need Insomn to deliver the big bag of dicks to Adam Schiff

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

219 Cookies make an excellent dessert with a meal of biscuits and soup, just sayin'
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

Finally, dietary advice that makes perfect sense!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (BiNEL)

220 So much happiness here. 'fraid to ask a question.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)

221 196 Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

You're simply too kind, Ladyl.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:03 PM (NWiLs)


Well --I just love you to the ends of the earth, even though we've never met!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

222 218 also we need Insomn to deliver the big bag of dicks to Adam Schiff
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (ykYG2)

Heh. Need to call my supplier, I'm almost out...

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (NWiLs)

223 But but but --where's WaterCow????

Posted by: Ladyl
________

The office offered a seminar this past week about NEVER admitting to making a mistake. I'm just going through some of the hand-outs.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (ScWBu)

224 Gave the doggeh the spaghetti pot to lick out. She ought to be able to leave an extra-large mohammed out in the back yard snow tomorrow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (Ol3ZL)

225 anybody here have a jeep wrangler? any good, or junk?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

226 216- rewriting my ya WWII poland book, and commiserating with Mr. Moki who is on his second week of chemo cream. He looks like death, and feels like it. He accidentally got a little on me, and I got sick from it. It's been a journey...

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (mFoNl)

227 So much happiness here. 'fraid to ask a question.
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)
* * * *

Ask away!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (fNFgo)

228 Grandkids are spending the night and this is what I learned. There's a shitload of amateur stop action Transformer videos on YouTube.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:10 PM (+y/Ru)

229 Well --I just love you to the ends of the earth, even though we've never met!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:10 PM (NWiLs)

230 lol.. busted!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (dUJdY)

231 Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:07 PM (O/X1S)

Go ahead
We're the Horde

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

232 The big problem with buying a former missile silo to survive a zombie apocalypse is what if it is old fashioned nuclear Armageddon?

You would end up getting hit with a just in case strike during the bounce the rubble phase.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (B06Zw)

233 175 I just discovered murderpedia.org while searching for info on Dr. Bishop murdering her brother.
Posted by: GnuBreed


I used to watch true crime networks like "ID" and "Justice" , but I stopped. It was just depressing. A lot of it was spouses, significant others, and family members murdering each other. There are kids who murder their parents for inheritances and life insurance.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:11 PM (+lVUW)

234 Grandkids are spending the night and this is what I
learned. There's a shitload of amateur stop action Transformer videos
on YouTube.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler



Heh, no 53rd screening of Frozen?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (LOq4H)

235 A D.C. resident may have inadvertently set their own apartment on fire in an attempt to scare away what is believed to be a squirrel with a lit stick of incense.



What was the squirrel doing with the incense?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (TFr9u)

236 i ask questions all the time. no one ever answers. ask away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

237 I've heard some versions of fentanyl will kill you regardless - do they think it's accidental OD?
Posted by: votermom
------

They are calling it an 'accident'. Pretty generous considering fentanyl was involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (CDGwz)

238 Gnight y'all. Much love and sweet dreams to all of you!

Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (mFoNl)

239 Four days until the one-year-since of the suicide of my oldest friend's youngest child. Beautiful boy, caught in the riptides of cultural confusion. Bless his mama.

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (f/e+k)

240 People often have demons we just don't know about. God knows I have mine. And I wanted to be dead well before hitting 21, but that's a whole other story.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:57 PM (NWiLs)

Insom, I think everyone has demons, but some demons are more fierce than others, and some people are stronger than others.
I'm glad you keep fighting yours, don't listen to them my brother!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (BiNEL)

241 215 God love you, Ladyl. That's a lot to have to get together. I hope it all comes together easily for you!
Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (mFoNl)


I got my calendar out and have scheduled the rest of the shopping, wrapping and cooking (still don't know if I'm supposed to bring food). I've got an out of town event all day Wednesday and I'm super over-scheduled for tennis (they're desperate for subs right now). My own fault, of course.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

242 Four days until the one-year-since of the suicide of my oldest friend's youngest child. Beautiful boy, caught in the riptides of cultural confusion. Bless his mama.
Posted by: mindful webworker

----

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)

243
Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone with Dr John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAtZBE5XXFo

Both of these men went mort in 2019, just a week apart.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (4kUit)

244 It was an evil squirrel and he needed the incense, a bell, and a book to send it back into the dimension whence it came.

Alex The Chick would understand.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ykYG2)

245 My friend {{{Insom}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (TdMsT)

246 I currently have a 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited. I really like it. I've also have owned an older Jeep Wrangler, I'd have to look it up but maybe mid to late 90's, and I've had an early 80's Jeep CJ7. Oh, and a 2008 Jeep Commander that I got rid of to get The 2018 Jeep. So, I guess I kind of like them.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

247 You kinda failed on the the British election, though.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Independent and sovereign socialist dystopias totes work for our side too you know.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ScWBu)

248 246; good to know. thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

249 242 Four days until the one-year-since of the suicide of my oldest friend's youngest child. Beautiful boy, caught in the riptides of cultural confusion. Bless his mama.
Posted by: mindful webworker

----


Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (Y4EXg)


So terribly sorry.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

250 Oh that was for this:

anybody here have a jeep wrangler? any good, or junk?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)

251 accidental fentanyl is like accidental anal. I mean, come on. you knew what you were risking when you asked for it

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (ykYG2)

252 Four children and eight adults. I'm going to try Tuesday Morning-- they often have good things. And I'll definitely do candy, hot sauce, etc.

Travel samples @Walgreen's.

Practical & fit in your purse / backpack.

Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:15 PM (LPnfS)

253 I've been imagining how to colonise Venus (the planet). Just trying to figure out how to get a story around it all.

You ?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:06 PM (ykYG2)

Seed the planet with airborne algae, or maybe algae-coated balloons? Algae colonies grow, eventually become to massive for the balloons to support, and fall to the surface, where they become coal or oil, because no oxygen to burn them up. Let it go on long enough, atmosphere is shrunken, oxygen is liberated, and most of the carbon in the CO2 is sequestered on the surface as hydrocarbons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM (Ol3ZL)

254
Independent and sovereign socialist dystopias totes work for our side too you know.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (ScWBu)


Bless your sweet heart.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM (TdMsT)

255 Posted by: Moki at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (mFoNl)

Modi, I have become an irregular and didn't know this, prayers up for the both of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (BiNEL)

256 Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:13 PM (BiNEL)

Some days they're louder than others but I keep on keeping on.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)

257 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:09 PM (fNFgo)

Dad passed away 2 days before his 79th birthday in August 18. Hospice kicked him out and my daughter
and I took care of him 24/7 till he passed.

I found a beautiful Christmas card he got for her and never gave. They were very close. What do I do with it? I want to give to her, but what should I write?

Having a bad night, missing other daughter who this year too.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)

258 Modi, darn clumsy fingers!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (BiNEL)

259 Third time is the charm Moki,

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (BiNEL)

260 Who passed this year. Eyes are cloudy.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (O/X1S)

261
The office offered a seminar this past week about NEVER admitting to making a mistake. I'm just going through some of the hand-outs.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (ScWBu)


WaterCow--you're doing a fantastic job. Just don't stop being you.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

262 and most of the carbon in the CO2 is sequestered on the surface as hydrocarbons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:16 PM



And then, we figure out to way to send St Greta there!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (RwnR0)

263 Beautiful boy, caught in the riptides of cultural confusion. Bless his mama.
Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:12 PM (f/e+k)


mindful - may your Best Friend be blessed with a Peace that passeth understanding. My she be filled with Strength & Grace to carry on for herself & her other children.

Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (LPnfS)

264
Ookla was Thundarr's sidekick; he was a moki.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (4kUit)

265 257: sit down at a quiet place with the card. your dad will guide you. stay strong, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

266 230 lol.. busted!!

???

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (D46E0)

267 And then, we figure out to way to send St Greta there!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:19 PM (RwnR0)

"Quick, Robin! To the Batamaran!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (Ol3ZL)

268 260 Who passed this year. Eyes are cloudy.
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:18 PM (O/X1S)

Oh man. {{{Infidel}}}

Did your dad write anything in the Christmas card?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

269 Thanks for the pics of the missile silos in Arizona.

I spent most of first grade in Arizona when my father worked on those silos, so it was interesting to get a glimpse of what he worked on all those years ago.

Posted by: girldog at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (SJiiM)

270 Ugh, that's rough Infidel. My thoughts are with you.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (Y4EXg)

271 btw, the article mentions that Amy has said sorry. For the murders.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Not sorry enough to take responsibility and accept staying in prison where she belongs.
She has managed to come up with a number of excuses, including mental illness, allergies, and steroids. Then there are her complaints about her lousy lawyers.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

272 Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)

Not that I have a clue about dealing with people in general, but I think I would give her the card untouched, but with a cover letter from you saying whatever is in your heart about the three of you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (BiNEL)

273 She has managed to come up with a number of excuses, including mental illness, allergies, and steroids. Then there are her complaints about her lousy lawyers.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

People always bitch about lawyers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (NWiLs)

274

Amy Bishop admitted to murdering her brother?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 14, 2019 11:21 PM (4kUit)

275 265 257: sit down at a quiet place with the card. your dad will guide you. stay strong, my friend.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:19

PM (KP5rU)

Sorta what I thought. Pray and it will come to me

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (O/X1S)

276 Hi, Ladyl!! I'm just chillaxing. Trump is getting IMPEACHED and I can't help but feel that my Internet trolling efforts helped to make that happen!!!!
Posted by: FireHorse


From your keyboard to Pelosi's ear.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

277 I found a beautiful Christmas card he got for her and never gave. They were very close. What do I do with it? I want to give to her, but what should I write?

...
Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)

Just give it to her. I really don't think you have to write anything. She will know.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)

278 Infidel--Im sorry for your loss. I think it would be nice to share the card with your daughter.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

279 AOP: I was going to fly a wide winged, polymer aerocraft against the 100 m/s winds at the equator, at 70 km up where the air pressure is like cruising altitude here.

Partly buoyed by superheated carbon monoxide, partly by aerodynamic lift, partly by lower gravity over Venus. The dynamos are powered by solar, which is stronger than here.

The aerocraft would be dragging a fuselage cabin behind it. Maybe even a big platform for shuttles to land from Earth.

This avoids the sulphuric acid clouds beneath them. Because they are flying against the wind they can be in daylight forever (Venus' "day" is stupid slow, as well as retrograde).

On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

280 Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:17 PM (O/X1S)

Will be a year since I lost my father on Feb 5.

The firsts without are really hard. I can't imagine your pain losing a daughter too. Praying for your family.

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (D46E0)

281 talking about dr. amy fucking bishop at christmas? might as well discuss the redeeming qualities of charlie manson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

282 Sweet Infidel,

Your instinct to give your daughter the card is a good one, I believe. She would treasure it all the more knowing he got it especially for her. Perhaps write nothing. Explain it to her in person preferably, or in a separate note if that is not possible. The blank card will convey a moving message of love and loss as no written words can possibly do.

Sorry you are having a bad night. Hang in there. We are here for you.

{{{Infidel}}}

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (fNFgo)

283
Oh man. {{{Infidel}}}

Did your dad write anything in the Christmas card?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:20 PM (NWiLs)

No.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (O/X1S)

284 Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:08 PM (ScWBu)

Can I get a copy of the briefing? I have some great footnotes I could add!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (BiNEL)

285 Bless your sweet heart.

Posted by: Ladyl
________

Thanks!!

Now to finish reading the content of this post.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)

286
Four children and eight adults. I'm going to try Tuesday Morning-- they often have good things. And I'll definitely do candy, hot sauce, etc.
Posted by: Ladyl


What? No underwear and socks?

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)

287 {{{infidel}}} i'm sorry. i am sure whatever you write will be well received.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (ykYG2)

288 Not that I have a clue about dealing with people in general, but I think
I would give her the card untouched, but with a cover letter from you
saying whatever is in your heart about the three of you!


I was going to suggest something along those lines.

Prayers up for all the Morons in need of them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)

289 Infidel - may the memory of your Father's Wisdom and your Daughter's Joy be with you always ...

Posted by: Adriane the Best Policy Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (LPnfS)

290 What? No underwear and socks?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (+lVUW)


For these picky people? Heavens, no!

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (TdMsT)

291
Thanks!!

Now to finish reading the content of this post.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)


{{{WaterCow}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

292 (Venus' "day" is stupid slow, as well as retrograde).
------

Yeah...really slow. Longer than a Venus year. I've always thought that a Venus calendar would be interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (xSo9G)

293 I should buy the Missile Silo-
Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No, that's just crazy. So they blew the whole fucking place up with a jillions pounds of dynamite, smoothed it all flat and gave it back to us. I took pictures from the air as it was blown up and it was wild. Stupid fuckers.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (bttOm)

294 Yeah...really slow. Longer than a Venus year. I've always thought that a Venus calendar would be interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (xSo9G)


Can't be any worse than the weather forecasts.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (t+qrx)

295 On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

I think this should be calibrated in standard Biden lines!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (BiNEL)

296 I had a 1942 Willy's jeep...my first daily driver....then life....
wish I coulda kept that awesome ride , but life and an offer to buy far above what I bought..back in my 20's....and rent was due and I was partying FAR TOO MUCH.....and...hey, I could tell you some stories...tell you some lies...Haight-Ashbury...oh dang...they were some total freak people.....now they are deep in the gubermint and I battle on....




Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (kFkpX)

297 lost my father in 2005. this time of the year has it's' days yet. getting closer to my turn every fucking day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

298 Now to finish reading the content of this post.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ScWBu)

Wait, a second. Since when did trolls care about reading content. Hmmmm.

Lol

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (Rz2Nc)

299 yep

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (kFkpX)

300 Can't be any worse than the weather forecasts.

I'd think those would be rather monotonous.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (HaL55)

301 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)

I like your advice, leave card untouched

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (aA3+G)

302 redeeming qualities of charlie manson.

Posted by: chavez the hugo


You do know President Trump pardoned him?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)

303 246 I currently have a 2018 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited. I really like it. I've also have owned an older Jeep Wrangler, I'd have to look it up but maybe mid to late 90's, and I've had an early 80's Jeep CJ7. Oh, and a 2008 Jeep Commander that I got rid of to get The 2018 Jeep. So, I guess I kind of like them.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:14 PM (Rz2Nc)

My favorite Jeep CJ

https://tinyurl.com/rwqpxzm

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)

304 No.

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (O/X1S)

I try not to stick my nose in these situations, because I am an unromantic ass sometimes.

But...there is absolutely nothing here other than the joy of your father thinking enough to buy a sweet card for your daughter. It is 100% a good and happy thing, and you should be joyful that you were lucky enough to find it!

Give it to your daughter and laugh and smile and be happy.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (wYseH)

305 Ozzie ain't much as a snowblower, but he can do a hella acapella Crazy Train while you shovel your own driveway.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (Z4rgH)

306 Prayers up for all the Morons in need of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)

This, always this!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (BiNEL)

307 224 Gave the doggeh the spaghetti pot to lick out. She ought to be able to leave an extra-large mohammed out in the back yard snow tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Good grief. If I let my dog eat anything like that, there would be consequences, smelly, silent, but deadly consequences.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)

308 I just watched Green Book. It was entertaining and the performances were good.
I might watch it again someday.

But because it takes place in 1962, they just HAD to throw a contrived bouquet to the Kennedy's at a key moment in the film.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (o1fzk)

309 I could look this up myself, but does Venus rotate backwards? Clockwise or anti-clockwise? I wonder what a calendar for Uranus would look like, what with it rotating on its side and all...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (RwnR0)

310 when people look down their nose at "wal-mart" and "wal-mart" people "shoppers" it kind off chaps my hide. I get it some stores are in poorer sections. Wal-mart provides more value for the money with most of their products. Wal-mart provides good jobs and competitive pay rates. I get that they sale made in china crap. The people that work there and shop there are not the stereotype. I get it too that some people are just plain weird and fucked up. I am a vet, conservative and Catholic. I have two stents employed by them (5 years total) and I shop there regular like. My son works there (full time with overtime) and makes a good wage for a 21 year old kid. My Mother worked there (with disabilities) fore years. My sister in law for years. My Brother in law for 25+ years and counting. Good people live good lives and raise families on careers at Wal-mart. I get that they have gone "anti" gun (fudd). That should not reflect on the low level employees. Enough of the people of wal-mart crap because it is CRAP.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)

311 Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:26 PM (bttOm)

But they are the brightest & bestest from the Ivy League

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (aA3+G)

312 chavez the hugo, feeling the same, need to get my shit on order.

But. it's like the mechanic with the broke down car

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (O/X1S)

313 I'd think those would be rather monotonous.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (HaL55)


Wait, wasn't there an old short story about a kid in school on Venus, and the class is waiting for the one day of clear weather every hundred years or something. And the classmates are all jerks, and the kid misses the one day of nice weather.

Sorry if I ruined that for anyone. What was that story, though?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:30 PM (t+qrx)

314 293
I should buy the Missile Silo-

Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one
on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from
the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No,
that's just crazy.



Because you'd be on the Russian's target map.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XzVUd)

315 I just sent this link to Weasel, so maybe it will make it into the gub thread, but PSA is selling a special lower to help fund the VCDL:

https://tinyurl.com/wtbh7ac

Posted by: Bert G at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (OMsf+)

316 The Jovian lunar calendar would be interesting, too...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (RwnR0)

317 I should buy the Missile Silo-

Back in the 80's the military was getting rid of them and we had one
on a 12 acre site on our farm in KS. We offered to buy it back from
the military as it was originally our land, but they said No,No,No,
that's just crazy. So they blew the whole fucking place up with a
jillions pounds of dynamite, smoothed it all flat and gave it back to
us. I took pictures from the air as it was blown up and it was wild.
Stupid fuckers.

Posted by: DBCooper



The attack on Cuba was going to be carried out by the missile silos around Spokane. They others were too close. Local rumor. They were 18 minutes from launch...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (LOq4H)

318 Venus calendar is easy, they use the synodic sync with Earth. 584 days. Regular Hohmann-transfer visits to/from us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)

319 Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)

A man of good taste and discernment as always!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (BiNEL)

320 Prayers up for all the Morons in need of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:24 PM (HaL55)
* * * *

Amen.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (fNFgo)

321 hogmartin - Ray Bradbury, All Summer In A Day.

There was a made-for-telly movie. 1976. So they didn't name the planet.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)

322 311- Mis H
We offered them 250K for it and they spent more than that blowing it up.

I'd still be living in that bunker...

Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (bttOm)

323 They? Well, can't blame booze...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (LOq4H)

324 The aerocraft would be dragging a fuselage cabin behind it. Maybe even a big platform for shuttles to land from Earth.

This avoids the sulphuric acid clouds beneath them. Because they are flying against the wind they can be in daylight forever (Venus' "day" is stupid slow, as well as retrograde).

On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)

I think any colonization of Venus that does not involve terraforming it would have to rely upon "floating cities" that somehow fly above the densest part of the atmosphere.

I wonder how many nuclear bombs it would take to blow 4/5 of Venus' atmosphere off into space?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)

325 Because you'd be on the Russian's target map.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:31 PM (XzVUd)

Aren't we all ?

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (D46E0)

326 I like your advice, leave card untouched

Thanks but I was just echoing Pug Mahon's advice. If they were close, words might not be needed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (HaL55)

327 309 I wonder what a calendar for Uranus would look like,



It would have a surprising number of otters.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (XzVUd)

328 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (wYseH)

Sometimes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

329 hogmartin - Ray Bradbury, All Summer In A Day.

There was a made-for-telly movie. 1976. So they didn't name the planet.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM (ykYG2)


Thank you!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (t+qrx)

330 Venus calendar is easy, they use the synodic sync with Earth. 584 days. Regular Hohmann-transfer visits to/from us.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:32 PM



Right, then! Why didn't I realise that?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (RwnR0)

331 My Brother in law for 25+ years and counting. Good people live good lives and raise families on careers at Wal-mart. I get that they have gone "anti" gun (fudd). That should not reflect on the low level employees. Enough of the people of wal-mart crap because it is CRAP.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj


I agree with you. Putting down WalMart shoppers is a cheap shot, and says more about those making fun than it does about the people who shop and work there.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:34 PM (TdMsT)

332 Aren't we all ?

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (D46E0)

Perhaps but the enemies missile silos are the prime target and if it looks like a missile solo ...

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (XzVUd)

333 317-
Parabolic Arc.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (bttOm)

334 If I was in the market, income bracket, and geographical area I'd buy the purple house as is.

Posted by: hadsil at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Wdt2K)

335 I'm only hear to keep myself from going away from my keyboard to do....very bad things....If I went away from the keyboard.....that is why I stay at the keyboard....yep

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (kFkpX)

336 A fine day for team orange.

DEMs are suddenly realizing that this isn't turning out as expected.

And Americans who watch TV are learning that the DEMs have about a dozen Cynthia McKinney clones.

Oh... andhat NJ Congressman from a blue collar district who switched sides? He was from a blue collar district.

Can anyone think of another conservative politician who flipped a bunch of blue collar districts & won in a landslide recently?

Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 11:35 PM (Cssks)

337 My favorite Jeep CJ

https://tinyurl.com/rwqpxzm
Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (qAR6u)

Yes, that would be a nice one to have!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)

338 Infidel, I think Hrothgar said it best. I would leave the card blank and put a small separate note regarding the card and how it "came to be"

I'm so sorry for your losses. This time of year really amplifies the feelings. Take care and know that prayers are being sent for you and your loved ones.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (a4qVe)

339

Good evening, good people.

I found something in my bookmarks that had been forgotten,and I wish to share it with y'all.

It's a compilation of President Trump's accomplishments to date. I can't do links on this machine (Because reasons) so here is the address---magapill dot com.
This is for those becoming discouraged by the constant drumbeat of negative from the media and other slime.

May have to post that on the daytime threads, I don't do the comments any more because of the eeyores.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 14, 2019 11:36 PM (KATBx)

340 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)

Agree. So much agree.

I was gifted by TFG with a staycation in 2009. I did the unemployment thing for half a year, then said fuck it.

for 2 1/2 years I unloaded trucks and hauled product for Walmart. It kept me active, the company was one of the better ones I ever worked for, and best of all, I DID NOT FEEL LIKE SOME KIND OF USELESS POS!!!!

Like you, I get really het up about Walmart being the problem. the individual store will reflect the clientele that was already there.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (x8Wzq)

341 People always bitch about lawyers.
Posted by: Insomniac


Well, apparently she thinks hers were incompetent because they couldn't get her off for murdering 3 people and shooting a couple more, who were, um witnesses.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (+lVUW)

342 Can anyone think of another conservative politician who flipped a bunch
of blue collar districts won in a landslide recently?


Single-handed.

Trump is unbelievable.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (XzVUd)

343
Perhaps but the enemies missile silos are the prime target and if it looks like a missile solo ...


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know



It's the rule of fences around whatever. Six fences, it's targeted.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (LOq4H)

344 boulder t'hobo

hogmartin

----

Okay you two. Here's a tale I can't remember the title of, or the author:

A robot and a guy are trapped together in some sort of small enclosure/capsule and the robot goes has a breakdown and goes berserk. It is attacking anything that moves (literally) so, every time our intrepid hero moves the robot beats the snot out of him. Finally our guy uses a flashlight or laser to illuminate the robot's control box on the wall and the robot smashes it to bits basically killing himself.

Any ideas?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Y4EXg)

345 found a 2012 wrangler sahara. low miles, clean as new. damn tempted to pull the trigger.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

346 Zettai, lol, sorry.
for whatever reason I've been thinking about the planet Venus a lot over the past month.
i blame autism.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (ykYG2)

347 Thanks CBD, and all, give it blank.


*big sigh*

Posted by: Infidel at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (O/X1S)

348 Just saw a cartoon: man buying two $16.99 copies at the bookstore of "Math For Dummies."

The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)

349 Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:37 PM (XzVUd)

If only we had a Uniparty wing that was in opposition to the progressive wing instead of in opposition to our elected president!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (BiNEL)

350
Good evening, everyone. Let's not talk about my nightmare about that missile silo. It looks like a place you could buy if you wanted to really mess people up. Like H.H. Holmes. I wish my mind didn't go that way.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (W04rT)

351 I agree with leaving the Christmas card as-is, and providing your own separate note.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

352 Finally our guy uses a flashlight or laser to illuminate the robot's control box on the wall and the robot smashes it to bits basically killing himself.

Any ideas?

Adam Schiff ?

Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (D46E0)

353 The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."
Posted by: qdpsteve

----

HEY OOOOHHHHH!!!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (Y4EXg)

354 Howdy you Morons. What's shaking?
I saw there was talk of cookies. Well I had a bunch left over for my Christmas deal last weekend and Frozen but I thought I'd give some to the neighbors. Is he is a great guy and is helping out with Mowing and all kinds of stuff absolutely great guy.

So I put together a plate of cookies and took him over tonight. He was thrilled as the two girls well be very happy. To tell the truth I kept the cookies I really liked, the ones with M&M'S. I think I'll go get another one right now.

Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (vubS5)

355 All this talk of colonizing Venus... but what if....

youtube.com/watch?v=kHomWdiXch0

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (qAR6u)

356 A robot and a guy are trapped together in some sort of small enclosure/capsule and the robot goes has a breakdown...
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:39 PM (Y4EXg)


Got nothin'. Sorry.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (t+qrx)

357 Dang......stupid me and over focused on my own pathetic daily grind.

Sad for my children,cousins and uncles. This is the first Christmas without Grand Parents. Lost my Father-in-law back in August and there went that linage.....life moves so fast.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (kFkpX)

358 nightmare about that missile silo. It looks like a place you could buy if you wanted to really mess people up

Or if you wanted to visit the planet Mongo

Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (ykYG2)

359 The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."
Posted by: qdpstevE
DUDE!! No maths!

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:43 PM (a4qVe)

360 Typically great ONT, thanks MisHum.

Watched "Resolution," really great film by the guys responsible for "The Endless."

Highly recommended, just be warned there aren't any sympathetic characters.

Hello, everyone!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 14, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)

361 I was at Mart du Wal twice this week, & found it to be a perfectly routine experience; no hassles.

I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is & made a genuine effort to help me.

Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 11:44 PM (Cssks)

362 So I put together a plate of cookies and took him over tonight. He was thrilled as the two girls well be very happy. To tell the truth I kept the cookies I really liked, the ones with M&M'S. I think I'll go get another one right now.
Posted by: Farmer at December 14, 2019 11:42 PM (vubS5)
* * * *

Wonderful! And enjoy the ones with the M&M's!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (fNFgo)

363 It's a compilation of President Trump's accomplishments to date.

Posted by: irongrampa
________

He pushes back against the corrupt news media. That would be enough for me -- at least it would have been, given how low my expectations used to be for everyone.

He's draining the swamp, too -- and he using the other side's impeachment fetish to do it.

Everything else is extra frosting.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (ScWBu)

364 348 Just saw a cartoon: man buying two $16.99 copies at the bookstore of "Math For Dummies."

The checkout clerk says, "that'll be $50."
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:41 PM (L2ZTs)


I can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (TdMsT)

365 345 found a 2012 wrangler sahara. low miles, clean as new. damn tempted to pull the trigger.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


When my sister buys used cars she takes them to a mechanic for a check up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (+lVUW)

366 Tonypete, well SOMEBODY'S gotta pick up the slack since Johnny Carson died!

Cheribebe, true.
ONT + math = no fun

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

367 365; nerdygirl, i would do the same. it would be my last ride.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:46 PM (KP5rU)

368 Worst Walmart I ever went to was in Rosemead CA

The floors were so dirty and sticky I didn't dare use the bathroom

I was pleasantly surprised how clean and normal the ones in my area of FL are.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:46 PM (qAR6u)

369 when people look down their nose at "wal-mart" and "wal-mart" people "shoppers" it kind off chaps my hide. I get it some stores are in poorer sections. Wal-mart provides more value for the money with most of their products. Wal-mart provides good jobs and competitive pay rates. I get that they sale made in china crap. The people that work there and shop there are not the stereotype. I get it too that some people are just plain weird and fucked up. I am a vet, conservative and Catholic. I have two stents employed by them (5 years total) and I shop there regular like. My son works there (full time with overtime) and makes a good wage for a 21 year old kid. My Mother worked there (with disabilities) fore years. My sister in law for years. My Brother in law for 25+ years and counting. Good people live good lives and raise families on careers at Wal-mart. I get that they have gone "anti" gun (fudd). That should not reflect on the low level employees. Enough of the people of wal-mart crap because it is CRAP.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 14, 2019 11:29 PM (0OmEj)

I don't mind Walmart, if it wasn't for them I'd have to drive a bit further and pay more for some household items. My only complaint would be, when they first started growing they were made In USA, now not so much. Here, the also built a heck of a lean to shed for the Amish to park there buggies, water and hay available.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:47 PM (Rz2Nc)

370 ONT + math = no fun

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)

Are you saying algebra is ok?

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (XzVUd)

371 M&Ms are delish in cookies, and brownies but not good on ice cream. Cake, has anyone ever had M&Ms on/in cake?

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (a4qVe)

372 Are you saying algebra is ok?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (XzVUd)

The Little Mermaid had an algaebra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)

373 wal mart's are a reflection of the neighborhoods they are in. at least around here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

374 345 found a 2012 wrangler sahara. low miles, clean as new. damn tempted to pull the trigger.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Also, I had a'05 jeep liberty that I kept for 13 years without any real issues. I bought a jeep cherokee a little over a year ago, with no issues so far.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (+lVUW)

375 350- BM
When I was young on the farm in KS I could see the lights of 14 of those silos from my house. We knew we were toast the minute anything happened. Incinerated. Grew up that way knowing it. I wanted to build a house out of it. Not whatever you were thinking....

Posted by: DBCooper at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (bttOm)

376 More like, this is what happens when you let an idiot kid think she's qualified to tell all the adults in the world what to do.

She needs to be told to shut up and go study for her geometry test.

Posted by: nerdygirl at December 14, 2019 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

Her idiot parents let her drop out of school (cause who needs to be edumacated when the world is going to end in two minutes)... so no geometry tests for her!

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (nAiE/)

377 All this talk of colonizing Venus. . . but what if. . . .

Posted by: kbdabear
________

I would have bet my last dollar that you were going in tthis direction:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5an-EDaw81Q

Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ScWBu)

378 Well the gingerbread house was a bust - complete failure. We ended up dismantling it and put icing between the parts of the house and ate them just like that. Protip - rye DOES go with iced gingerbread - who knew?

So, I make a fast batch of PB cookies. Day is saved - grandbabies happy. Oldest one helped me mix the dough and she had questions about Jesus so overall, a great day.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Y4EXg)

379 if any of you M&M's have had the opportunity of driving in a jeep made for the war II let me know your impressions.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (kFkpX)

380 I was at Mart du Wal twice this week, found it to be a perfectly routine experience; no hassles.



I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is made a genuine effort to help me.


There's a Wally-Mart food market near stately Casa Backwardio that I'm in at least once a week. Some employees have been there for several years, which I consider a good sign at any bidness. Was also in the new one up the road. Very clean and well stocked.
I don't get the Wal-Mart shopper hatin' either. I like getting as much value for my money as possible.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)

381 Enquiring: NO.
(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

382 Don't know if Al Pacino was one of the judges....

National Daisy Dukes Championship

youtube.com/watch?v=ssDvXK83R24

Posted by: kbdabear at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (qAR6u)

383 I've read Walmart is growing like crazy in... Mexico.

Now I bet THOSE prices are cheap!...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs)

384 Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:48 PM (a4qVe)


Back in college if we went to the movies there would be someone who would dump M and Ms in a bag of popcorn.

Posted by: Vendette at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (6ezlu)

385 He pushes back against the corrupt news media. That would be enough for me -- at least it would have been, given how low my expectations used to be for everyone.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:45 PM (ScWBu)


If he had pushed back against the media and not drained the swamp - dayenu!

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (t+qrx)

386
Or if you wanted to visit the planet Mongo
Posted by: dr hans zarkov

=======

Planet Mongo! It has six moons and you can walk its circumference in a week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (W04rT)

387 found a 2012 wrangler sahara. low miles, clean as new. damn tempted to pull the trigger.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:40 PM (KP5rU)

If it's a good price, why not?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

388 The Little Mermaid had an algaebra.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)


Readies trebuchet with Canadian size basket ...

Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (LPnfS)

389 381
Enquiring: NO.

(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')


That's not algebra. It's a democrat budget.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 14, 2019 11:51 PM (XzVUd)

390 381 Enquiring: NO.
(I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 14, 2019 11:50 PM (L2ZTs

Doesn't new math use nothing but imaginary numbers?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (BiNEL)

391 387: the wife.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

392 All this talk of colonizing Venus. . . but what if. . . .
Posted by: kbdabear

I would have bet my last dollar that you were going in tthis direction:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5an-EDaw81Q
Posted by: FireHorse at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (ScWBu)


I was way off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPEhQugz-Ew

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (t+qrx)

393 Walmart

'Pickles' cartoon this week:

https://tinyurl.com/sassalp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (xSo9G)

394 Tonypete #242:

Funny how much that one little frownie means to me.

THx, Tonypete

Posted by: mindful webworker - life is hard at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (f/e+k)

395 Wal-mart like any large corporation has its good side and bad side. When I lived in small town Tennessee we used to joke that "if Walmart ain't got it I don't need it". The other side of that coin was that Walmart also drove several of the towns store out of business because they were bigger and cheaper. I have seen *unique* people in Whole Foods and Kohl's. But there's something about Walmart that makes different, or that's just where the mean girls go to stir shit.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (a4qVe)

396 391 387: the wife.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)


Tell her you need it to get her around after knee surgery

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (aA3+G)

397 Planet Mongo! It has six moons and you can walk its circumference in a week.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


But Planet Claire has pink Air !!!

https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70

Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (LPnfS)

398 The Little Mermaid had an algaebra.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (Ol3ZL)

Muldoon is a terrible influence on you. You know that, right?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:55 PM (HaL55)

399 hogmartin, i was going to go Bananarama

Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (ykYG2)

400 I wiil vote for President Trump to continue his ass whipping of the MSM and the Democratic/Commie construct in 2020.

It is so freaking easy to type 2020...2020....2020...almost like it is a given of natural progression ...2020...2020...2020..

and Trump being Trump in 2020...2020...2020...

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (kFkpX)

401 396: that avenue is in my thoughts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

402
When I was young on the farm in KS I could see the lights of 14 of those silos from my house. We knew we were toast the minute anything happened. Incinerated. Grew up that way knowing it. I wanted to build a house out of it. Not whatever you were thinking....
Posted by: DBCooper

=======

Man, that's crazy! When I was a kid I saw dugouts or whatever you call them for guns on the beaches in San Diego -- must have been inside a military base, probably in Point Loma.

The missile silo has tons of potential, but living underground would get to me. Maybe I'd buy it, fix it up, and AirBnb it out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (W04rT)

403 I asked my BIL going for a master's in math at NYU what class he was taking that semester. He gave the name of the class and said, "It's calculus with imaginary numbers." Aaaand that ended that conversation.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (4pMBB)

404 hogmartin, i was going to go Bananarama
Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 14, 2019 11:56 PM (ykYG2)


There are no wrong answers.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (t+qrx)

405 M&M's are best either plain or in trail mix of some type.

And we are talking the plain chocolate M&M's. The original kind.

That is all.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (fNFgo)

406 Posted by: Cheribebe at December 14, 2019 11:54 PM (a4qVe)

If Walmart or Tractor Supply Company doesn't have it, I probably don't need it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 14, 2019 11:57 PM (BiNEL)

407 Sometimes?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (aA3+G)

Fucking cheese-heads...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (wYseH)

408 **For Anyone Missing Lost Loved Ones This Christmas**

Got a card in the mail yesterday-- no return address-- a poem inside, printed out on pretty stationery but no signature. The only notation is at the top, handwritten: "My First Christmas In Heaven"... (my Dad's)

The poem is lovely.

preview.tinyurl.com/usm5yvy

Posted by: JQ at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (gP/Z3)

409 Soothsayer #243:
Frosty The Snowman by Leon Redbone with Dr John
https://youtu.be/DAtZBE5XXFo
Both of these men went mort in 2019, just a week apart.


What a gem! Thank you.

Posted by: mindful webworker - ho? ho ho? ho ho HO! at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (f/e+k)

410 380 I was at Mart du Wal twice this week, found it to be a perfectly routine experience; no hassles.



I was impressed by the overall quality of the sales clerks. They know where stuff is made a genuine effort to help me.

There's a Wally-Mart food market near stately Casa Backwardio that I'm in at least once a week. Some employees have been there for several years, which I consider a good sign at any bidness. Was also in the new one up the road. Very clean and well stocked.
I don't get the Wal-Mart shopper hatin' either. I like getting as much value for my money as possible.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 11:49 PM (HaL55)



Its just that its the most common store out there. And well you're eventually going to get places and times where the less savory or polite customers show up. If you ever do late night shopping for whatever reason you will hate it, just because they close down all the checkout lanes except the self checkout.

Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Z7lwY)

411
But Planet Claire has pink Air !!!

https://www.youtube. com/watch?v=AgLgu1ElH70
Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic

=======

Oh yes. If I fix up the silo and Airbnb it out, it will have Planet Claire and The Jetsons music playing all the time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:00 AM (W04rT)

412 Riposte to snow shoveling lame-o-gram:
You cannot afford my rates.

Posted by: Wit's End at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (ROYpB)

413 fucking cheeseheads? what the fuck? don't get me started.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

414 Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:53 PM (t+qrx)

She has nice planets

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (qAR6u)

415 What did cheeseheads do to jeeps?

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:02 AM (a4qVe)

416 the wife.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 14, 2019 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

Oh, yes. I have one of those.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

417 Skittles in ice cream is so weird because they freeze like rocks. Who comes up with this stuff?

Posted by: ... at December 15, 2019 12:03 AM (7HyDs)

418 415; it's cbd, who the fuck knows.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)

419 413 fucking cheeseheads? what the fuck? don't get me started.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

Let it go, he's a Jets fan, he needs symparhy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)

420 Swedish is very closely related to English, most
"translation errors" between the two tend to be relatively minor things
like using the wrong word order or the use of out of place, uncommon
words like "glistering". I seriously doubt there could be a translation
error that massive and consequential between Swedish and English.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 14, 2019 10:36 PM (tVQUs)


It probably was an error of cultural mistranslation. In Sweden everyone expects to put the leaders against the wall because that is the proper flow of Socialist throught, and all the politicians are busy trying to make sure they are trying to get ahead and lead that parade to try to make sure they aren't "it" so the whole concept is sort of unreal.

Of course in the US, where punishments are something other than "maximum of 20 years and you aren't allowed chocolate pudding for dinner" death threats are understood a bit differently.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (1glZx)

421
Nothing wrong with the Walmart nearest me except that it's out in the dreary, ugly part of town. Nothing but big-box stores and scrub out there. Big ugly parking lot.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (W04rT)

422 417 I often wonder how they come up with flavor combinations. Like, who thought of sour cream and onion potato chips or even French onion dip?

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (a4qVe)

423 THx, Tonypete
Posted by: mindful webworker

---

I'm glad it helped - even if it is a tiny bit.

What do you say to a loved one, friend, anyone really that has suffered a devastating loss? I still struggle with it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (Y4EXg)

424 419 413 fucking cheeseheads? what the fuck? don't get me started.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

Let it go, he's a Jets fan, he needs symparhy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)



But isn't he also a Yankees fan, so fuck him?

Posted by: buzzion at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (Z7lwY)

425 419: no sympathy here, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

426 I want to colonize Orion and turn it into a planetary Las Vegas

Posted by: Capt James T Kirk at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (qAR6u)

427 402- BM
The Silo would be great! 20 min from Tucson. Totally rent it out. 60's style deco Price isn't bad.


Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (bttOm)

428 buzzion speaks fucking truth.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:06 AM (KP5rU)

429 The Cheeseheads stole my childhood.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (EgshT)

430 Thanks 2 LadyL

Adriane: may your Best Friend be blessed with a Peace that passeth understanding. May she be filled with Strength & Grace to carry on for herself & her other children.

Amen. Three older brothers. And an extended family of great devotion and love. So very hard to lose him.

John 14:2-3: My Father's house has many rooms; if that were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you? And if I go and prepare a place for you, I will come back and take you to be with me that you also may be where I am.

Posted by: mindful webworker - many mansions at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (f/e+k)

431 Planet Mongo! It has six moons and you can walk its circumference in a week.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


That immediately made me think of Prince Mongo. He's still around and still running for mayor:

https://tinyurl.com/sqd2jux

Posted by: Bert G at December 15, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)

432 429: keep talking bitch. we'll steal everything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (KP5rU)

433 What do you say to a loved one, friend, anyone really that has suffered a devastating loss? I still struggle with it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (Y4EXg)


You don't, really. You listen.

Or may ask ... 'Would you like to talk?' and then listen.

Or just do something simple and keep them company in silence.

Posted by: Adriane the Warmongering Critic ... at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (LPnfS)

434 Let it go, he's a Jets fan, he needs symparhy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:04 AM (aA3+G)

I was a Jets fan until Kaepernick and Goodell cured me of my NFL addiction.

I'm also a Mets fan so it had gotten to be masochistic.

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:08 AM (qAR6u)

435 Tonypete, that is the toughest.

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:09 AM (a4qVe)

436 A funny...

A very wealthy middle eastern businessman is in New York securing a very important deal when he is taken seriously ill and needs a blood transfusion.
Unfortunately he is an extremely rare blood group and the Hospital struggle to find a suitable match.
Eventually they track down an elderly Democrat farmer who is the only person with that blood group.
He gladly donates and the businessman makes a full recovery. As a gesture of his thanks, he gives the Democrat farmer a yacht in Monaco, a brand new Bentley and a solid  gold Rolex.
Unfortunately, a few months later he falls ill again , but this time the Hospital can react more quickly.
They telephone the farmer to see if he is willing to help. "I find myself available " said the farmer and he is whisked off to New York in a private jet.
The businessman again makes a full recovery and as a gesture of his gratitude he gives the farmer a box of Girl Scout cookies.
The farmer calls the businessman to check on his health and drops into conversation that perhaps he was not quite as generous this time.
True, said the businessman, but I have got Democrat blood in me now.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2019 12:09 AM (axyOa)

437 Well CBD does make a mean Bologna sammich

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:10 AM (aA3+G)

438 I like cheese

Many forms of cheese are delightful to my palette with wine or roasted wild boar and wine or freshly fired tortilla chips and other bev's or dipped in, covered over potatoes, drizzled over toast, crackers, mixed in a soup or made into a sandwich...... or just munched from my hand.

Cheese is yum cold or warm or hot......even the stinky stuff .

Ya got to expand yer horizons

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (kFkpX)

439 437: so did stormy daniels. big fucking deal.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (KP5rU)

440 I often wonder how they come up with flavor combinations. Like, who
thought of sour cream and onion potato chips or even French onion dip?


Lay's had a competition a couple of years ago where they made some of the winner's ideas. They made "biscuits and sausage gravy" potato chips. Being from Alabama and having at least one chromosome dedicated to both of those foods, I had to get a bag.


It was...um...interesting. Tasted remarkably like B ampersand G.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 15, 2019 12:11 AM (HaL55)

441 BB that would almost be like hash browns smothered and covered

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:13 AM (a4qVe)

442 She has nice planets
Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:01 AM (qAR6u)


Agree

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 12:13 AM (t+qrx)

443 Aaaaand, prayers for peace and good things and good health to y'all and to all a good night!

Posted by: Cheribebe at December 15, 2019 12:14 AM (a4qVe)

444 Well CBD does make a mean Bologna sammich
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:10 AM (aA3+G)
* * * *

Food of the gods, if prepared correctly.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:16 AM (fNFgo)

445 Its just that its the most common store out there. And well you're eventually going to get places and times where the less savory or polite customers show up. If you ever do late night shopping for whatever reason you will hate it, just because they close down all the checkout lanes except the self checkout.
Posted by: buzzion at December 14, 2019 11:59 PM (Z7lwY)

Yes, even my little slice oh heaven. Beginning of the the month when EBT is distributed, stay away. On the other hand, this time of year, if you go in the evening, it appears to be where the young Mennonite wives are, in their tight denim skirts down to their ankles. I live in a different place.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)

446 The classics like onion dip derive from Sour Cream...with is at least , an off-shoot of cheese production..though an altered production...maybe a abrupt stoppage of the process which produced something marvelous at the end of the day.....lucky us don't ya think?

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (kFkpX)

447 > Greta Thunberg apologizes for her 'against the wall' comment, says it was a translation error. Uh huh.

Sure. Just like it's a translation error when I talk about throwing communists out of helicopters.

A translation error from Spanish. Chilean Spanish.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (WsmTT)

448 Nobody goes to Walmart anymore, it's too crowded.

Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (RuIsu)

449 On a scale of Stevie Nicks to Hunter Biden, how much cocaine is this idea worth?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 14, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)


If you run it like an aerostat or a kite, you could use a weighted cable of some sort (beanstalk like cable dipping down into the denser layers) with a drogue on the end to act as a storm anchor to keep it both oriented and stable. It would not be in contact with the ground so would not be a risk in fouling. I believe you could also alter the length to modify your travel. I wonder if it would cut enough magnetic fields to act as a current generator, or if it would be possible to place some sort of spinning rotor on the end to generate additional current.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:17 AM (1glZx)

450 True, said the businessman, but I have got Democrat blood in me now.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TRANSFUSIONS CAN CHANGE THE DNA IN YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS.

tinyurl.com/vm2tu4w

Posted by: dr hans zarkov at December 15, 2019 12:18 AM (ykYG2)

451 Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2019 12:09 AM (axyOa)

Lol, good joke! It was a joke, right?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 15, 2019 12:19 AM (Rz2Nc)

452 You do know President Trump pardoned him?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 14, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)


nah, dude. He pardoned his sister, Marilyn.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:20 AM (1glZx)

453 OK Hordelings, the eyelids are getting heavy, heavy...

Y'all try to behave. Pray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 15, 2019 12:21 AM (HaL55)

454 Got a card in the mail yesterday-- no return address-- a poem inside, printed out on pretty stationery but no signature. The only notation is at the top, handwritten: "My First Christmas In Heaven"... (my Dad's)

The poem is lovely.

preview.tinyurl.com/usm5yvy
Posted by: JQ at December 14, 2019 11:58 PM (gP/Z3)
* * * *

Indeed it is. Thank you.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:22 AM (fNFgo)

455 nah, dude. He pardoned his sister, Marilyn.


Posted by: Kindltot


Well, there ya go. IMPEACH!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:22 AM (LOq4H)

456 I'ma go look at the Missile silo. The Titan missile museum isn't far from there. Who doesn't want to spend the night in a missile silo? Even in the 60's, probably cost them 10 million to build one.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:24 AM (bttOm)

457 453
OK Hordelings, the eyelids are getting heavy, heavy...

Y'all try to behave. Pray.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.


I'm going to count to 3 and snap my fingers, when you awake you will tirelessly campaign for President Trump, President Trump, President Trump...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:24 AM (LOq4H)

458 Yup, never really been in a Walmart until I got roped into going with a few friends this past year. Hundreds of not-quite-right customers the article says. Thats putting it mildly, it was a frigging freak show. I didn't even get in the place and there was a chick giving the finger to the employee working the door, and while that was happening 2 thug looking mofos went running past the other person working the door while carrying some kind of bag. They basically said screw you. I get inside, see all the weirdos, spent about 30 minutes there, come out and there's cops outside. None of it was related. Yeah, fuck that place.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:25 AM (9Om/r)

459
Yup, never really been in a Walmart until I got roped into going with a
few friends this past year. Hundreds of not-quite-right customers the
article says. Thats putting it mildly, it was a frigging freak show. I
didn't even get in the place and there was a chick giving the finger to
the employee working the door, and while that was happening 2 thug
looking mofos went running past the other person working the door while
carrying some kind of bag. They basically said screw you. I get inside,
see all the weirdos, spent about 30 minutes there, come out and there's
cops outside. None of it was related. Yeah, fuck that place.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Ours is pretty nice, close to a military base. Lots of families, damn those service people breed like rabbits!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 15, 2019 12:27 AM (LOq4H)

460 Try this in a crock pot

Two bags of Idaho shredded potatoes open the bags and throw them in

Salt....3 pinches...pepper...3 pinches, garlic cloves X 4, minced. Brown Onion 1, minced, butter (yeah baby) do the cube.......cook on low for 6 hrs. open the lid , mix chopped chives , shallots and 1 cup of freshly cooked maple smoke bacon.... cover for another 30 mins and serve with eggs prepared to your liking.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:28 AM (kFkpX)

461 I think any colonization of Venus that does not
involve terraforming it would have to rely upon "floating cities" that
somehow fly above the densest part of the atmosphere.



I wonder how many nuclear bombs it would take to blow 4/5 of Venus' atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)


L. Neil Smith wrote a book where the final act was where a group of Asteroid Belters hit Venus with a hypervelocity lump of rock; only they weren't trying to blow the atmosphere off, they were looking to break it into another asteroid belt to settle.

I had a plot where there were these giant factory ships that picked up raw material at the Asteroid belt from the Belters, and ran a profoundly elliptical orbit around the Sun that took it within the orbit of Venus to allow both higher solar energy for working ore into rough and finished castings, and to allow loading of CO2 from Venus' atmosphere as well as to capture protons from the solar wind close in where they were denser, to convert the CO2 into H2O for sale, along with the finished products, at the Asteroid belt.

Posted by: Kindltot at December 15, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)

462 Try this in a crock pot

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:28 AM (kFkpX)
* * * *

Sounds yummy. But no cheese on top?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (fNFgo)

463 Blonde M., maybe you're thinking of the coastal artillery installations on Pt Loma? The actual batteries have been taken to use for the city's water treatment operation, but several observation/command bunkers remain.


A local group has restored the main observation bunker, and it's open most weekends. They even have a real, pristine sound-powered phone donated by a collector - but nobody to call on it, of course. There are hopes to restore other elements of the system, though apparently an earlier plan to get the searchlight on the bay side working again may not work out.


The old [concrete blockhouse] radio shack is close to the historic lighthouse and has a remarkably good, very small exhibit on the Pt Loma [Fort Rosecrans] and other harbor defenses and also the panic of '42 [sub attack near Goleta and the "battle of Los Angeles" air defense scare.


The last bunkers of the southern-most battery, down near the Mexican border below the SEAL HQ, was taken out not that long ago to make room for the new SEAL range and training facility. The stuff in La Jolla and Del Mar was taken out not long after the war.




Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (El6T/)

464 462.........totally busted

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:33 AM (kFkpX)

465 I wonder how many nuclear bombs it would take to blow 4/5 of Venus' atmosphere off into space?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:33 PM (Ol3ZL)


1 gas nadler would do it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:35 AM (9Om/r)

466 Don't piss the lawyers off..at least not in Pakistan.


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-50757383

Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 15, 2019 12:35 AM (aT8XW)

467 There is nothin' like a Dane,
Nothin' in the world,
There is nothin' you can name
That is anything like a Dane!

Mossad helps Denmark bust 20 terrorists - report

https://t.co/Al610BLBeB
http://preview.tinyurl.com/wh6zjus

Posted by: Dames at Sea at December 15, 2019 12:35 AM (7cJE3)

468 Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:28 AM (kFkpX)

6hrs for a side dish? Sounds good but need my taters faster than that

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:37 AM (aA3+G)

469 Sorry I missed the Palestinian movie thread. I hope the 2002 movie Divine Intervention got mentioned. Just because of the Palestinian Ninja Scene.

https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/04/palestinian-matrix-movie.html

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 15, 2019 12:38 AM (Or3k7)

470 I'm surprised that's so many where find of M&M cookies. I love Christmas cookies and these are one of my faves. Don't know how much we will have produced here is Joel's is still recovering. But I think we'll get some cookies done. It's Christmas after all.

Posted by: Farmer at December 15, 2019 12:39 AM (SNjR4)

471 Brace yourselves - but I think the "WalMart experience" will vary tremendously depending on the area and clientele. As with most things. Used to get ammo there before I started reloading, we still get some basics occasionally, cuz price.


But speaking of store stereotypes, and flavored potato chips, Trader Joe's had an amazing item during November - turkey and stuffing-flavored chips. Amazing. They actually ran out "early" because they just flew off the shelf. Next year I'm hoarding [and I rarely allow myself to buy chips].


Located on a college campus, the young hotties are abundant but of course I barely notice them. Well, a little - so not a store where the people are any problem.




Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:40 AM (El6T/)

472
Well, watching "The Invaders" on MeTV, I noted with pleasant surprise that they accurately portrayed silencers being used. No "pew pew", but an accurate less loud gunshot bang.

Peter Gunn did that, as well as the Naked City, and maybe a few others that I can't remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 12:41 AM (f1Vqw)

473
Blonde M., maybe you're thinking of the coastal artillery installations on Pt Loma? The actual batteries have been taken to use for the city's water treatment operation, but several observation/command bunkers remain.

=======

rhomboid, that was probably it. Definitely on Point Loma, probably on Fort Rosecrans. I was a little kid.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 15, 2019 12:42 AM (W04rT)

474 462.......but if I would,

A French "Raclette" would be my call, but may be a tad over the top for this dish. This cheese is usually melted over simple roasted potatoes without all the seasonings.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:43 AM (kFkpX)

475 > (I gave up on algebra in college, when we got to 'imaginary numbers.')

A worse name was never invented (in fact, the guy who came up with the term "imaginary numbers" called them that to deride them).

An "imaginary number" is just a distance along a different axis. It's as "real" as any other number (not at all, other words... all numbers are just mental concepts).

Think about a x-y plane (or, to make it even more concrete, a street grid).

Giving directions to get from one place to another on this grid requires two numbers ("three blocks east, one block north"), yes?

For (fundamentally idiotic, as noted above) reasons, one of these numbers is called "real", and the other "imaginary".

Instead of "3 east, 1 north", the mathematicians would write 3 + 1i. The i just signifies that it's in the y direction rather than the x.

And that's basically all there is to "imaginary numbers". There are algebra rules for combining them so that the shit works out right, but if you think of them in "street grid" terms, those rules make perfect sense.

In three dimensions you have three axes, so math in 3D often uses i, j, and k notation rather than "regular number + other number times i", but the basic idea is exactly the same. Confusingly, the convention there is to use i for the distance along the x axis (rather than y), j for the y axis, and k for the z axis. These can also be written as "unit vectors", where i = [1,0,0], j=[0,1,0] and k=[0,0,1], where the numbers represent the distance along the x, y, and z axes respectively. This is very handy for combining them using the rules of matrix manipulations (which computers are wizard at).


The other common notation uses a radius from the center and an angle ("3 km at an angle of 75 degrees") which is more convenient for some jobs (for instance, if you're flying, or aiming an artillery piece, rather than walking along the street grid), but the two are equivalent and can easily be converted back and forth.

Then there's weird shit like quaternions, which I'm not gonna go into here.






Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:44 AM (WsmTT)

476 > Doesn't new math use nothing but imaginary numbers?

All math uses nothing but imaginary numbers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:45 AM (WsmTT)

477 Rodrigo, thanks.

Sounds like you're talking a bit about absolute values, which is a math concept I think I do understand.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 12:46 AM (L2ZTs)

478 468
The first time I tried it, I threw Bratwurst in for another hour and my work-mates went cra-cra over the results.....so I'm playing with it on every attempt.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:47 AM (kFkpX)

479 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:44 AM (WsmTT)


Ehhh gadz, no math

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:49 AM (aA3+G)

480 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:44 AM (WsmTT)





Ehhh gadz, no math

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:49 AM (aA3+G)

Man no shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:51 AM (9Om/r)

481 One more funNy and I'm off to bed.

I was watching an old star wars movie with my granddaughter. She asked my why Solo cut open a taun-taun and put Luke inside.

I told her it was so they could stay warm.

She asked how warm it was inside it.

I told her it was Lukewarm.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 15, 2019 12:51 AM (axyOa)

482 ..The last bunkers of the southern-most battery, down near the Mexican border below the SEAL HQ, was taken out not that long ago to make room for the new SEAL range and training facility. The stuff in La Jolla and Del Mar was taken out not long after the war.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 12:32 AM (El6T/)




The San Luis Hotel (high-end resort) on Seawall Blvd. here in Galveston, is built on top of a pair of WWII Naval 12 inch gun emplacements.

One of which is still clearly visible from the road, though most who see it every day haven't a clue as to what that concrete monolith is all about.

Point of Amusement. Water depth at the range of six miles from the beach? Mostly, about forty to fifty ft. deep.

Not exactly a Submariner's Paradise.

In theory, I guess a German surface raider might've cruised out there in shelling distance.

But I doubt that any such vessel would've been able to evade U.S. patrols all along the East Coast nd Caribbean, in order to make it to the Upper Texas Coast.

Now, as to the approaches to the Mississippi River? THAT was a Submariner's Paradise.

And Jerry flat out sunk the shit out of a LOT of U.S. shipping coming in and out of that port.

WWII was so much more of a close-run thing than most folks will ever realize. And damn sure more than today's histrionics books will ever describe.

The War on Wokeness is every bit as real now. It's not that it doesn't have a casualty count. It does.

But it really hasn't yet cleared it's throat for the main chorus.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (QzJWU)

483 e^(pi*i) = -1

Posted by: Euler at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (CDGwz)

484 I'm functionally innumerate... I'm not ashamed of that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (RwnR0)

485 Been seeing some meteors tonight, some of them are bluish green and last around 3 to 5 seconds

Looked it up and the Geminid Meteor shower is tonight

Sorry, no SMOD tonight

Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:53 AM (qAR6u)

486 I'm functionally innumerate... I'm not ashamed of that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:52 AM (RwnR0)

I can't even remember how to do long division.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)

487 I don't know where I left off

I don't know where we are now

I know I won't be back until tomorrow's coffee is brewed.

But I bet we had fun.

Posted by: mindful webworker - did you click? at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (IjxMe)

488 > Sounds like you're talking a bit about absolute values

Kind of the opposite, really. Absolute value ignores "direction" entirely.

I can say I'm 3 km from the center location. That's an absolute value, but doesn't really tell me exactly where. The only thing it tells me is that I'm somewhere on a circle with radius 3km from the center (the "origin", as math people call it).

I can say I'm 3 km east of the center. That's 3 + 0i (3 in the x direction, 0 in the y).

I can I'm 3 km north of the center. That would be 0 + 3i (0 x, 3 y).

I can say I'm 3 km west of the center (-3 + 0i, or -3 x, 0 y) or 3 km south (0 -3i, or 0 x, -3y).

What about 3 km northeast, or some other direction? Well, there you have to apply some trigonometry.

The takeaway idea is that to specify a position on a plane, you need two numbers. One number to specify the east-west position (called "real", for stupid reasons) and one number to specify the north-south position (called "imaginary", for equally stupid reasons).




Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (WsmTT)

489 Posted by: kbdabear at December 15, 2019 12:53 AM (qAR6u)

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (aA3+G)

490 I can't even remember how to do long division.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM



Times are hard... Gazintas are harder!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (RwnR0)

491 Berserker, wanna know how much of a nerd I was in elementary school?

I ENJOYED long division. I couldn't understand why anyone couldn't understand it, so long as you had your times tables memorized. I used to finish my work with it early and ask for more long division problems.

Sometimes I look back and realize, no wonder I was so unpopular...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (L2ZTs)

492
Imaginary numbers are no less real than negative numbers or even fractions. A famous discussion between a philosopher and a mathematician is oft used to illustrate that.

The philosopher accused the mathematician of being a mystic since he "believed in" imaginary numbers. The mathematician then retorted with the above.

Show me the square root of negative 1 pieces of chalk demanded the philosopher. The mathematician said I will when you show me one half of a piece of chalk.

The philosopher said easy, and took a new stick of chalk, and carefully broke it in two about half way down the length.

There, he said. The mathematician said, what, I see one distinct piece of chalk...

Think about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (f1Vqw)

493 Mathematics, Calculus, hell Physics all languages that just a few of us are lucky to understand or master.

It starts when your young and given a pathway to understanding........most of us never saw, or were intrigued by the pathway and so.....

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 12:58 AM (kFkpX)

494 Good evening y'all!

Someone must have called on the neighbors........not me because I don't want to get in a fight......volume went way down

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 12:59 AM (/UQ/R)

495 Times are hard... Gazintas are harder!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 12:57 AM (RwnR0)


I work with gazintas alot, especially with harleys. This part gazinta the garbage, that part gazinta the garbage, etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM (9Om/r)

496 You know I thought I would not like not respect Tiger for the rest of his career, however I did see real joy and respect from him tonight

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM (/UQ/R)

497 I can't even remember how to do long division.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)


I looked over the lessons a few years ago, because I was a little ashamed about it. I should know how to do this, or at least figure it out with enough paper. It's basic stuff.

I got the hang of it after about a half hour and stone-cold forgot it again in less time than that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (t+qrx)

498 > There, he said. The mathematician said, what, I see one distinct piece of chalk...

A math prof was explaining this in class when I was in undergrad.

"The concept of 'two' exists only in the mind. No one has ever seen a 'two'."

My smartass buddy: "Seen one? I've dated them."

(Professor attempts to look stern to keep from cracking up... fails)

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (WsmTT)

499 WDS.

First, *hugs*

Second. Get a system about 150% more powerful than theirs.

Put a mic on your side of the street, but where it picks up their speakers.

Feed that signal into your system, with your system's speakers pointing directly back at theirs.

They'll end up a percent or three out of phase.

I would not be surprised should nausea be induced in the confluence zone.

*rubs hands together*

*evil grin*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (QzJWU)

500 Interpretations; history repeating itself (and so predictably).

McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?

Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ? Lindsay Graham ?

Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)

501 well this thread didn't improve my opinion of the human race
twitter.com/lovemegxn/status/1204919146053545986

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (ykYG2)

502 Languages were always my thing... I took all three languages (German, French, and Spanish) offered in high skool -- simultaneously! And I've taught myself the basics in many others, yet I'm only reasonably fluent in English...

I always figured that were I to find myself in a strange land with a different tongue, I was well positioned to quickly learn to speak with the IPs...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (RwnR0)

503 I can't even remember how to do long division.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 12:56 AM (9Om/r)



I looked over the lessons a few years ago, because I was a little
ashamed about it. I should know how to do this, or at least figure it
out with enough paper. It's basic stuff.



I got the hang of it after about a half hour and stone-cold forgot it again in less time than that.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:02 AM (t+qrx)

I hate math with the heat of 1000 suns. I have to use more than I like to, but its mostly reading micrometers, calculating clearances, or basic formulas for balancing engines.

NASA level stuff? lol, they would have died on the launch pad.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)

504 Jim.......hugs back at you!

Way above my pay grade Just glad it's turned down

Would I love to do something to take her down........yes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:08 AM (/UQ/R)

505 I work with gazintas alot, especially with harleys. This part gazinta the garbage, that part gazinta the garbage, etc etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:01 AM



You'd have loved to get hands on my ol' long-gone Sportster... I can easily imagine there would be nothing left in short order!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (RwnR0)

506 what happened with Tiger?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (El6T/)

507 Good night, all.

Sorry about the math lecture.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (WsmTT)

508 But let me please throw flame on our current form of education which is for the most part, at least as the inner cities are concerned, (Maximum condescending verbage of total condemnation of the Socialist/commie construct firmly emboinked deeply with the teacher's unions) who will always scream to their brethren commie media when they go on strike every year...."FOR THE CHILDREN!!!!"

Go F Y S into the nearest river with a stone weight around your collective necks.....and die.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (kFkpX)

509 Languages were always my thing... I took all three languages (German, French, and Spanish) offered in high skool -- simultaneously! And I've taught myself the basics in many others, yet I'm only reasonably fluent in English...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (RwnR0)


An old boss, who was much better at math than I am, once wondered out loud why I was the programmer and she was the manager, since I need a calculator to figure sales tax (but speak a couple of languages), while she's an absolute math rockstar but only knows English.

It made perfect sense to me.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:11 AM (t+qrx)

510 The last of my dad's 6 brothers passed away 2 days after Thanksgiving. I went to his funeral today in Kamiah Id. Amongst the many items of tribute on the stage was a large picture of PDT and Melania.

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511 rhomboid.......US won Presidents Cup with Tiger as player captain

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:15 AM (/UQ/R)

512 You'd have loved to get hands on my ol' long-gone Sportster... I can easily imagine there would be nothing left in short order!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:10 AM (RwnR0)


If it was an old iron head you would probably be right, lol. Those poor things got the snot beat out of them. In reality 90% of any of harley problems are usually due to the owners doing stupid shit, or so called mechanics that really shouldn't touch a harley engine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:15 AM (9Om/r)

513 slide rule > long division

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (ykYG2)

514
as for WWII technology, the allies were a generation of two ahead of the Axis in electronics. Radar, Sonar, underwater mine detection, Proximity fuse and even jets the American F113 was equal to or superior to the Me-262. For bizarre reasons they were not allowed to leave the States. The Germans and the Japanese could not last long with the Allies superior electrical technology, especially the computer code breaking and cannons deadly accuracy in hitting targets, combined with American ingenuity and mass productions. The Krauts and Japs were darn lucky to have lasted as long as they did.

Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (3qP6l)

515 One thing I have noticed, that I think kinda/sorta relates to this whole "do you or do you not get math, languages, etc" kind of thing:

I have a lot more trouble remembering things today than I did 10, 20, 30 years ago.

The term I use is that when you're very young, your brain is naturally "sticky." You hear things, you learn things, and they STICK in your brain. You remember them. And when you're younger, it seems that much more things about life, the universe and everything, are much more interesting.

But as you grow older, you get bored with things, life loses its luster a bit, and your brain becomes less sticky. To the point that you have to make yourself interested in things sometimes, to keep your brain sticky. You also have to rely on memory 'crutches,' as it were, like writing things down on post-its, putting them in easy-to-find places, etc.

I would give anything to have a brain as 'sticky' again, as I did when I was 15 years old. I can remember tons of movies, rock bands and songs, and all sorts of TV trivia (who played Schneider on One Day At A Time? Pat Harrington) and junk like that, but I have difficulty remembering passwords I use often online.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)

516 ..NASA level stuff? lol, they would have died on the launch pad.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:07 AM (9Om/r)



Friend of mine from a local cigar store, recently retired from NASA as the Orbital Dynamics Engineer on the ISS program.

Not only did he bear responsibility for "shaping" the ISS's orbit, but also for de-conflicting with thousands of other bits of space-borne hardware, mostly "junk" cast off from hundreds of previous launches.

Suffice to say, he understands "math" in a way you n' I never will even remotely comprehend.

But at least I did gain traction with him when in conversation, it became apparent that I knew what an Apogee and Perigee were in Orbital terms, along with several other nerd-points such as we often discuss here in the ONT.

The cigar world is every bit as powerful as he shooty world, as to providing introductions to many people you'd otherwise not come to know.

Applies to the motorcycle world, too.

And in my experience, even to my detriment. Those are all greater-than the sailing world, which does tend to self-select for snobs, elitists and look-down-on-their-lessers wanna-bees.

*my bourbon now, Jeeves...*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)

517 501 well this thread didn't improve my opinion of the human race
twitter.com/lovemegxn/status/1204919146053545986
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:06 AM (ykYG2)

My soul just died.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (a+QMf)

518 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:15 AM



*ponders whether trying to turn an '86 XL 883 into a café racer was such a wise idea...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)

519
Rodrigo's post about complex numbers made me try to remember something. I think it's impossible to get a full algebra (however that is precisely defined) for 3D, that is triple of numbers.

Hamilton was trying to do that, IIRC, and in what he described as a spark of inspiration, realized he need 4 dimensions, 4 numbers. That was what he called the quaternions.

The next level up is ocotonions, eight dimensions, although there are a bunch of others in four dimensions.

There is the spacetime alegrba that gives a quaternion like system, but with this properties of Minkowski space 4-vectors (1 time like, 3 spacelike). I remember playing with that latter, but I've forgotten it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 15, 2019 01:22 AM (f1Vqw)

520 But at least I did gain traction with him when in conversation, it became apparent that I knew what an Apogee and Perigee were in Orbital terms, along with several other nerd-points such as we often discuss here in the ONT.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:17 AM (QzJWU)


I could teach a graduate-level course in asking a relevant question about the one single thing I know about a given subject and hoping people think I know what I'm talking about (I don't).

Posted by: hogmartin at December 15, 2019 01:23 AM (t+qrx)

521 The Tik Tok Tarts are cute...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:24 AM (RwnR0)

522 *ponders whether trying to turn an '86 XL 883 into a café racer was such a wise idea...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)


Well that was an EVO engine, and thats basically what the Buells used, so not actually a crazy idea. They could take more of a beating than the older ones.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:25 AM (9Om/r)

523 7th anniversary of newton massacre and still the american people have been prevented from bringing the nra to justice! We will have to wait 2024 when AOC is elected president.

Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 01:26 AM (pBIWW)

524 ..*ponders whether trying to turn an '86 XL 883 into a café racer was such a wise idea...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:21 AM (RwnR0)



Better had you turned it into an American version of a Ducati Monster.

Café Racers are the Soccer Players of the motorcycle world.

Everything they do looks "athletic". Until they find themselves on a Rugby Field or U.S. High School Gridiron.

Or a 1st generation Yamaha V-Max.

On that one, if I have to explain, you wouldn't understand.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)

525 Oh lord! raimondo in the house and still as dumb as a box of rocks

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:28 AM (/UQ/R)

526 Funny.......when I typed in dumb......my tablet autocucumber popped up with Republicans

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 15, 2019 01:30 AM (/UQ/R)

527 Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 01:26 AM (pBIWW)
---ah yes.... forgotten, but not gone.

GFY, needle dick.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2019 01:32 AM (Zo3HG)

528 ..I would give anything to have a brain as 'sticky' again, as I did when I was 15 years old. I can remember tons of movies, rock bands and songs, and all sorts of TV trivia (who played Schneider on One Day At A Time? Pat Harrington) and junk like that, but I have difficulty remembering passwords I use often online.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:16 AM (L2ZTs)



For every "sin" that QDP has committed against MS HUM, this post is full and complete absolution and forgiveness.

Go and read it all.

It is profound.

It. Is. Profound.

Shit like this is why the ONT is the ONT.

Y'all go read this, and then give QDP the accolades he deserves for such a tight bit of writing as this.

I fk'n mean it. Go and read what he wrote. You'll be better for it.

Me, I've gotta hit the snoozer. Alarm in five hours.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 15, 2019 01:33 AM (QzJWU)

529 I did what I still consider solid things to the motor: punched out to 1200cc, S&S carburettor, Screamin' Eagle valve kit, 8,000 rpm ignition module... The clip-ons and rear-sets, tiny ghey fairing around the headlight, not so much...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (RwnR0)

530 Jim, aw shucks thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (L2ZTs)

531 523




Burp...sorry my American Scotch caused me to totally ignore whatever you were saying.....try smoke signals next time or if you can find a Western Union out near whogivestwoshits Nebraska, and make sure you type s l o w l y...it's cold out there right now....and they are a going to forget you as soon has you leave the window.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:37 AM (kFkpX)

532 ...lowered the suspension 2", progressive shocks, dual-disc front binders, spray painted crinkle black...

It gets worse!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:38 AM (RwnR0)

533 I did what I still consider solid things to the
motor: punched out to 1200cc, SS carburettor, Screamin' Eagle valve
kit, 8,000 rpm ignition module... The clip-ons and rear-sets, tiny ghey
fairing around the headlight, not so much...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:34 AM (RwnR0)

Yeah, those are pretty solid mods. The 1200 kit really wakes them up. Those frigging SS carbs are $700 now if you can believe it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 01:38 AM (9Om/r)

534 Naught times naught is naught.

Posted by: klaftern at December 15, 2019 01:40 AM (RuIsu)

535 Goodnight all, and thanks for the great fun chat tonight. I learned stuff. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 15, 2019 01:41 AM (L2ZTs)

536 Naught times naught is naught.

and a dumb dad and a stupid mum make ... a raimondo

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 15, 2019 01:42 AM (ykYG2)

537 Misanthropic Humanitarian - Thanks again for the pet thread & posting my submitted photo...

Fox News Sunday supposed to have James Comey & Adam Schiff on later this a.m...

Posted by: Baldy at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (+EDVk)

538 Mathematics, Calculus, hell Physics all languages that just a few of us are lucky to understand or master.

Posted by: Nightwatch
________

Everyone understands something. No one understands everything.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (ScWBu)

539 ...No instruments whatsoever, took out the high-beam and signal lights, kept only the low-oil-pressure and neutral lights mounted with super glue in the hole in the centre of the upper fork brace...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 15, 2019 01:45 AM (RwnR0)

540 538

Trust me....I am well versed in what I don't understand....

Good night to you sir.

Posted by: Nightwatch just at December 15, 2019 01:46 AM (kFkpX)

541 Good evening,

Good content to promote conversation, good comments to respond to, thought I would just fall asleep instead.

That is not happening. I thought I could process some old issues but just getting agitated instead.

So.....

Good evening wing - unless you wear socks, that is the only comment I ever see from you. Feel free to comment more.

Sometimes people here wonder how to get lurkers to post. Responding to their comments might help.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:49 AM (8+B0H)

542 Adrian, thanks for your thoughtful prayers for Morons in need. Prayers going up here as well. May the pain of loss be lessened with treasured memories of times with loved ones.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:53 AM (8+B0H)

543 All this math? Seriously!!?

I was told there would be no math.

Actually glad that there are minds that are happy working in numbers. i can, but prefer not to.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:55 AM (8+B0H)

544 Hiya "AK away"! Sorry ya can't sleep....
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Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 15, 2019 01:13 AM (aT8XW)

Kamiah is a bit down the road from me, but I know of the place. Yes, PDT is well-liked in this state (except probably Boise, but well, screw libtarded Boise!)

Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 01:56 AM (gP/Z3)

545 7th anniversary of newton massacre and still the american people have been prevented from bringing the nra to justice! We will have to wait 2024 when AOC is elected president.

Posted by: Raimondo
________

Why would AOC primary an incumbent Democrat?

Posted by: WaterCow at December 15, 2019 01:56 AM (ScWBu)

546 Not going to judge the dad based on the excerpt. Too many false accusations out there. We still accept "innocent unless proven guilty", right.

Walmart:I work had for my money, I will go where I can get best product for best value, and Walmart often provides that.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:00 AM (8+B0H)

547 Sometimes people here wonder how to get lurkers to post. Responding to their comments might help.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 01:49 AM (8+B0H)

I'll respond to anything and anybody if I have anything to add, which usually isn't much. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 15, 2019 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

548 I imagine hell wil be worse than waiting in line for 30 min.

Mike Hammer, if you are still around, what is the radio station that you listen to Christmas music on?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:02 AM (8+B0H)

549
Interpretations; history repeating itself (and so predictably).



McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?



Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable
stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A
or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to
demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ?
Lindsay Graham ?

Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)

I am sure the Turtle's response was to tell them to get fucked.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:03 AM (nAiE/)

550 ...7th anniversary of newton (sic) massacre...

Ninja, puh-leeze! Newtown-- Pffft!

If all those kids had been simply aborted, you leftards would have been celebrating their mothers' "empowerment" or some such BS. (As if The Children meant a damned thing to you all.)

Gimme a break!

Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:04 AM (gP/Z3)

551 Th genius award was full of strangeness. Like, scent of incense unknown. Completely pertinent detail that was left out and yes, what was the squirrel doing with incense?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:07 AM (8+B0H)

552 berserker, I often feel the same way.... Would love to respond, but don't have anything to add.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:10 AM (8+B0H)

553 JQ,
Thanks for the sympathy on the insomnia.

Nice thought on "Dad's first Christmas in heaven"

I hope you found comfort in it. Our loved ones' absences by definition leave a hole in our existence.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:17 AM (8+B0H)

554 Also, genius award mentioned smoke alarm turned off because it kept going off while they were cooking..... I will admit I have done this with what seemed like an overly sensitive alarm.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:20 AM (8+B0H)

555 * takes off public service sock...sniffs it

Dang forgot I'd had that on for so long.

Yea JQ one thing that progtards definitely don't have a clue about is small town America.


* sprays troll repellent

Never sure about the manatee guy

* sprays him anyway

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:20 AM (aT8XW)

556 Children mean nothing more to the left than a manipulation and power play.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:21 AM (8+B0H)

557 Math. Interesting thing math. Most of us don't have any further knowledge of math than algebra we took in high school or college. But even still, we unconsciously use it every day. Comparing prices at the grocery store. Figuring out how long its going to take us to drive to a specific destination. I look at bowling scores and see what the maximum score I can achieve during a game. We do it without thinking about it. It seems to be hardwired into our thinking. Even the most unintelligent among us seem to grasp the concept. Your ghetto drug dealer figures out how many grams he can sell out of an ounce of a product, and how much he can sell it for. Basic math appears to be hardwired into our brains. I don't know how else to explain it. It all depends on what you do with it, much like everything else in our existence.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:22 AM (VNmG1)

558 Gimme a break!
Posted by: JQ

* fist bump

He doesn't have the cognitive skills to grasp what you said to him but WTH .

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:23 AM (aT8XW)

559 Did the impeachment show make it out of committee?

Anyone care to give me an update?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:27 AM (8+B0H)

560
McConnel (Republican) asked to recluse himself in an investigation. MEANING ?



Demorats packed the investigation in their favor and with useable
stooges, but are afraid they still might fail. Answer to the problem ? A
or some Republicans must recluse themselves to give the win to
demorats. Seen many times used in this way already. Who after him ?
Lindsay Graham ?

Posted by: ron n. at December 15, 2019 01:03 AM (3qP6l)

I am sure the Turtle's response was to tell them to get fucked.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

They're playing for the tie. McConnell will definitely tell them to GFY but the dims will use his refuse to recuse as the reason any Senate results are tainted. Don't know what move they might make after that but I expect more outrageous BS coming to an airport lounge near you soon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:30 AM (aT8XW)

561 Anyone care to give me an update?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:27 AM (8+B0H)

Two articles. Both very weak. Goes to the full House for a vote. Will be along party lines, but some Dems may jump ship and not vote for it.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (VNmG1)

562 The first two jokes were similar in a not funny way. I get that the military was turning the tables on the snobby lady, but why interact with her at all? If she s going to exclude some military members, why would anyone go?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (8+B0H)

563 402- BM
The Silo would be great! 20 min from Tucson. Totally rent it out. 60's style deco Price isn't bad.


Posted by: DBCooper at December 15, 2019 12:05 AM (bttOm)

Well the one I went to is at the end of Missile base Road, which is not a marked exit on the I-10. If you cruise the east side frontage road, north from the main Marana exit, you should find it. I don't recall seeing any portals to underground facilities, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 02:31 AM (Ol3ZL)

564
They're playing for the tie. McConnell will
definitely tell them to GFY but the dims will use his refuse to recuse
as the reason any Senate results are tainted. Don't know what move they
might make after that but I expect more outrageous BS coming to an
airport lounge near you soon.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:30 AM (aT8XW)

Nobody with any sense believes anything coming out of a Democrat's moth any more... not even their fellow travelers.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:32 AM (nAiE/)

565 Thanks Old Blue. When will the House be voting?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:33 AM (8+B0H)

566 Thanks Old Blue. When will the House be voting?

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:33 AM (8+B0H)

Wednesday, supposedly.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:35 AM (nAiE/)

567 If she s going to exclude some military members, why would anyone go?
Posted by: AK

Sometimes you just hsve to run a little smelly stuff under the uppity noses. Sometimes they even understand.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:35 AM (aT8XW)

568 *mouth not moth. And on that note, I am going to bed.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 15, 2019 02:36 AM (nAiE/)

569 I'm a person of few wrds typically, and have thrown out several tonight, so gong into lurk mode for a bit

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:37 AM (8+B0H)

570 Did the impeachment show make it out of committee?

Anyone care to give me an update?

Posted by: AK away
________

What Old Blue said.

Anyway, you know how Trump was in Russia's pocket while acting as that country's foreign agent? And then he committed campaign finance violations? And Bribery? And Treason? And rape? And gross incompetence and insanity?

The charges are Abuse of Power (ISTN, and delivered with neither shame nor a sense of irony) and Obstruction of Congress (which may mean trouble for you or me but I don't think can fly against a coequal branch of the government).

This is a worse story than the last season of Battlestar Galactica.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 02:39 AM (ScWBu)

571 556- children are media shields, pawns, brainwash subjects, and shock troops for the left....they are so useful you wouldn't think the left would be so insistent on murdering them in the womb.

and I think any mom who takes a kid to a drag story time at the library should have the child removed from the home. send 'em to grandma.

Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:39 AM (11H2y)

572
Nobody with any sense believes anything coming out of a Democrat's moth any more... not even their fellow travelers.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Only the frequent fliers who still try to board planes with nail clippers and small bottles of shampoo in their pockets. Apparently the dims think they're an important voting bloc.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:40 AM (aT8XW)

573 To be perfectly honest, I'm really, really tired of hearing Dems saying "No one is above the law". If that were true, Hildabeast, Comey, Brennan, and a bunch of others would be playing canasta in some lockup somewhere. And the same with "We have to defend the Constitution." Crap, those ass hats have been trying to shred the Constitution for the last 50 years or more.

A phrase I remember from the late sixties. "Trust neither the actors nor the politicians, for both have been taught to lie for their bread." Something to live by.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:43 AM (VNmG1)

574 I'm a person of few wrds typically, and have thrown out several tonight, so gong into lurk mode for a bit
Posted by: AK away

Lurkers out of their shells are always appreciated on the horde menu. This coming from a guy who fights his uncoordinated fingers trying to type something semi articulate on his phone.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..troll monitor at December 15, 2019 02:44 AM (aT8XW)

575 When will the House be voting?

Someone else probably knows for sure... but I thought they were *supposed to have done it* earlier this week? Meh.

Of course, they probably want to refresh themselves a bit after getting it out of committee, whip any suspected defectors within their ranks get new clothes & haircuts, hit the Sunday talk shows before getting in front of CSPAN's cameras and actually holding the House Vote.

Kabuki...

Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:44 AM (gP/Z3)

576 OT,but last night I had a wonderful dream that my late husband and one of his best Friends were at the house and we were trying to put together a meal it was nice. Michael's been gone since 2009; Jack since 2012 . it was great to see them.

Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM (11H2y)

577 Night all. See you on the gub thread tomorrow.

Posted by: Old Blue at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM (VNmG1)

578 Vivi, I've had similar dreams about those that have passed, and always appreciate them.

Nite, Old Blue

JQ, kabuki indeed.

Posted by: AK away at December 15, 2019 02:50 AM (8+B0H)

579 ... it was great to see them.
Posted by: vivi at December 15, 2019 02:45 AM

Those dreams are comforting and sweet, aren't they? It's so real and joyful if only for those brief moments!

Posted by: JQ at December 15, 2019 02:52 AM (gP/Z3)

580 vivi- hug them tight as you fall asleep tonight.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 15, 2019 03:09 AM (CjFDo)

581 I am still here. Spent some time away from the thread, in my "radio shop", sorting transformers. I have a mittfull of them. Some new old stock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:10 AM (Ol3ZL)

582 Did the impeachment show make it out of committee?

Anyone care to give me an update?

Posted by: AK away
.........


Yes. It goes to a full House vote next week.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 15, 2019 03:11 AM (CjFDo)

583 @545 why wouldn't AOC primary biden in the unlikely event he doesn't come down with alzheimers (assuming he doesn't already have it!

Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:26 AM (pBIWW)

584 @556 thats more then they me to the right.

Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:27 AM (pBIWW)

585 Everyone understands something. No one understands everything.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 15, 2019 01:43 AM (ScWBu)

---
wut?

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 15, 2019 03:35 AM (Zo3HG)

586 @556 thats more then they me to the right.
Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:27 AM (pBIWW)

You know, raimondo, as long as there is a frozen flagpole going unlicked, you are not realizing your full potential.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:44 AM (Ol3ZL)

587 @585 the posters here prove you are wrong!

Posted by: raimondo at December 15, 2019 03:45 AM (pBIWW)

588 Well, it's late here. Time for a long winter's nap. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 15, 2019 03:45 AM (Ol3ZL)

589 1) If you go to Walmart to buy ammo before noon expect to wait a minimum of thirty minutes while they find a manager with a key and the requisite training to sell you said ammo. Minimum. Thirty minutes. Minimum. Minimum.
2) I had a friend (alas, he is morte), who used to rappel into abandoned missile silos to strip out the copper wire to sell for eating money. Ah, to be young again...but not hungry. Or stupid, or well...being twenty-nine is not so bad.

Posted by: Waepnedmann at December 15, 2019 04:10 AM (4YfbU)

590 Good evening everyone! As always, I'm late to the discussion. Dozens of cookies to decorate before I sleep. Mis Hum, I can't tell you how much it means to see/hear the Father Christmas video. The song came out in 1975. I met NavyDad on March 10, 1976, and the song reminds me of our first Christmas together. Specifically, it reminds me of riding in his car on the way home after a date. Just a snippet of time, but it's like I can smell the car and see my (not yet) husband at age 21. What a powerful thing music is. Anyway, I have to wipe away the moisture from my eyes and get back to work. Those cookies aren't going to decorate themselves! God bless all of you!

Posted by: NavyMom at December 15, 2019 04:51 AM (kqqrA)

591 Latest I have been here in awhile

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:27 AM (ZCEU2)

592 Latest I have been here in awhile
Posted by: Skip

We're gonna have to dock you.

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:31 AM (vd8XM)

593
Good morning all. Just posted some breaking news in the sidebar.

Yup. Shaping up to be an early night for Trump!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 15, 2019 05:31 AM (zBaqJ)

594 Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 05:36 AM (Z/jzm)

595 Van Drew's decision comes after a meeting with Trump on Friday.

Trump! probably got him hooked up to some of that sweet sweet Ukraine moohlah...
It's the best

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:38 AM (vd8XM)

596 I see raimondo is along for the ride this morning. Someone toss him up on the roof in the luggage carrier.

Posted by: Tentotwo at December 15, 2019 05:38 AM (yhf6w)

597 raimondo has been showing up just before me some mornings, I figure it's like someone letting the dog or cat out.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:41 AM (ZCEU2)

598 I see raimondo is along for the ride this morning. Someone toss him up on the roof in the luggage carrier.
Posted by: Tentotwo

Or pull into the next rest area, and open the door

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:44 AM (vd8XM)

599 Saw a little bit of the Army Navy game.
When they introduced Trump!, he got a nice round of polite applause. /s

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:45 AM (vd8XM)

600 I don't mind waking up early some mornings, I just wish I knew which ones it would be, before i went to sleep

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:46 AM (vd8XM)

601
Or pull into the next rest area, and open the door
Posted by: Bruce
------------
Phhhht. No need to even slow down.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 05:47 AM (RhBlM)

602 My case its the opposite, like last night saw it was after 9 and thought I will be up in the 4am hour so better turn this off.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:50 AM (ZCEU2)

603 Phhhht. No need to even slow down.
Posted by: Gooshy

Hmmm. Even better!

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:50 AM (vd8XM)

604
Hey, I know you won't believe it, but I found an SF movie even I couldn't watch! It's called Battalion and oh geeez, it's a stinker.

I'd say it's worse than Prometheus, but that isn't possible.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 05:51 AM (RhBlM)

605 600 I don't mind waking up early some mornings, I just wish I knew which ones it would be, before i went to sleep

..........

I hear ya. I've been up since 4. Went to bed at 9 and fell asleep watching Green Acres. Woke up at midnight with my glasses still on and tv all lit up. The great thing about Sunday is that I can go back to bed if I want!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (FE1WP)

606 My case its the opposite, like last night saw it was after 9 and thought I will be up in the 4am hour so better turn this off.
Posted by: Skip

I was head bobbing at 830 last night. Stayed up until 930...Woke up at 130 CST because I'm 29...could not get back to sleep.

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (vd8XM)

607 Up and got my coffee and fruitcake, mid day tortilla, venison jerky. Off to work!

Posted by: Eromero at December 15, 2019 05:52 AM (UUkQp)

608 The great thing about Sunday is that I can go back to bed if I want!

Posted by: Molly k.

I'm with you.
I'm trying to decide if I should have a nap after breakfast, or wait until after lunch....or both

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:54 AM (vd8XM)

609 Up and got my coffee and fruitcake


The holidays do make for some fun breakfasts.
With coffee this AM I had homemade fig cookies and biscotti.
I still need a breakfast though

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 05:55 AM (vd8XM)

610 Ran across a movie called Battalion but not placing it, didn't think it was Sci-fi though

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:57 AM (ZCEU2)

611 Coffee is up

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 05:59 AM (ZCEU2)

612
Roku or Vudu, Skip. Alien robot invasion. NOTHING happens for 30 minutes.

Posted by: Gooshy at December 15, 2019 06:02 AM (RhBlM)

613 Not what I saw then

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 06:04 AM (ZCEU2)

614 Haven't started my Christnas baking yet. Stollen, biscotti, the best ever roll out sugar cookies, pecan fingers, praline strips, anise cookies are on the list of must-do.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 06:04 AM (Z/jzm)

615 Was up late bingeing on Hill Street Blues. Borrowed season 1 & 2 from the library

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 15, 2019 06:07 AM (Z/jzm)

616 Minor correction. Bless your heart is not exactly FU, it is better translated as:

You're an F'ing moron!

Posted by: Linda Fox at December 15, 2019 06:08 AM (3uqJZ)

617 NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at December 15, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)

618 Said yesterday the EMT is the only time I usually don't declare nood, guess I should.

Posted by: Skip at December 15, 2019 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)

619 My late aunt would have LOVED that purple house!

Posted by: GWB at December 15, 2019 06:59 AM (7hcwx)

620 You don't get the snow shoveling joke?

I and my brothers had to shovel our driveway for free. When asked to shovel the neighbor's driveway, we got paid and hot chocolate too. And it was A SNOW DAY!!! Time to go sledding!!

The joke's on you.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 15, 2019 08:37 AM (EMi53)

621 You morons!

That is not a Marilyn Monroe PROTRACTOR.

It is a Marilyn Monroe AMERICAN CURVE.

It is much superior to the traditional French Curve, available on Amazon.

https://tinyurl.com/sosj2qn

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 15, 2019 08:55 AM (EMi53)

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