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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Happy Saturday you Morons! Let us review a few stories that didn't get too much and/or any attention here at the AoSHQ this past week. Just remember, no running with sharp objects, the 'ettes don't have cooties and play nice with one another.
Hey enjoy these stories or something else that tickles your fancy this morning. Enjoy the open thread. Have a great weekend!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:00 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:01 AM (BqRqE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:01 AM (BqRqE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:01 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (t+qrx)
Off to read the content, of all things.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (BqRqE)
Posted by: krusty at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (2zCiZ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:03 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:03 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:04 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (YOIA1)
Set your watch - hahaha. Another anachronistic phrase. We don't wear watches and our cells set themcelves.
We were driving along the other night, and as I fumbled with the compound lights on/off/dim/bright thing on the stick on the column, Milady said she kinda missed the automobile dimmer switch you stomped on with your left foot.
I said, "Okay, Boomer."
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the pick-m-up at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:06 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 14, 2019 09:06 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:06 AM (YOIA1)
None! Because paste doesn't have bones.
Now, rub my hairy legs, you cute kids!
Posted by: Joe Biden, Office of the 2020 Democrat Presidential Candidate To-Be at December 14, 2019 09:07 AM (DMUuz)
OK, I chuckled at that one.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:07 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: krusty at December 14, 2019 09:07 AM (2zCiZ)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:07 AM (G546f)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:08 AM (JFO2v)
Still feeling lazy, though.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:03 AM (cfSRQ)
*27MC crackle*
Saturday Morning Coffee Break reports Horde caffeinated and lazy in all respects.
*zzzPOP*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:08 AM (t+qrx)
In the movie "Richard Jewell", Jewell is asked by his lawyer to show him how many firearms he has before the FBI learns about it. He has some hunting rifles and handguns, which surprises the lawyer. My mom leaned over to me and said "Southerner! Big deal!" (she's from Arkansas and they hunted for food).
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 14, 2019 09:08 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:06 AM (YOIA1)
No shit
Posted by: AoSHQ Hamsters at December 14, 2019 09:08 AM (aA3+G)
apparently it's the thing in NZ btw
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Hunter B. at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (YOIA1)
387 Word is that 99.8% of FISA warrant request are
granted. I don't think it's just to get Trump; I think the FISA system
is ridiculous.
Posted by: Older Than Dirt at December 14, 2019 08:55 AM (OFz7E)
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And yet the FBI would not allow Colleen Rowley in Minneapolis to seek a warrant to find out why Saudi flight students had no interest in learning to take off or land a plane...only to fly it where they wanted to go.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (XxJt1
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 14, 2019 09:10 AM (qlZwr)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:11 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 14, 2019 09:11 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (DAWCP)
Posted by: AoSHQ Hamsters at December 14, 2019 09:08 AM (aA3+G)
How apropos. Linked from the SF map article:
Oracle's OpenWorld conference, which annually hosts 60,000 guests, will be leaving San Francisco after two decades, reportedly citing "poor street conditions" and high costs as the driving factors in the decision.
Good.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (t+qrx)
Hendricks filed the marriage dissolution documents in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.
The 44-year-old Hendricks and the 41-year-old Arend have no children.
I'm sure this is a very difficult time for her and I volunteer to console her for as long as it takes
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (7O2sI)
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This leads to the obvious question, Was the FBI involved in surveilling the campaign members of Trumps rivals? Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (JFO2v)
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I've been waiting for the answer to this question since Trump said he was spied on. Seems to be the only answer the country will need to make up its mind about everything.
Mind you, it wouldn't be all Trump's rivals. Just the "outsiders" who couldn't be controlled. No need to surveil Heb. So keep an eye on who WASN'T on that list. For example, Ted Cruz?
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (7HyDs)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:13 AM (HaL55)
******
Sad news the old guy's shutting down his operation. One might say catapostrophic, even.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM (BqRqE)
Posted by: krusty at December 14, 2019 09:15 AM (2zCiZ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:15 AM (DAWCP)
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 09:16 AM (X/Pw5)
If you are stupid enough to do meth, do meth wrong, and have some gator clean up the mess someone should be thanking the gator.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:16 AM (HALdu)
Anybody got a calculator?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM
1/1024
Posted by: Elizabeth Heckawi at December 14, 2019 09:16 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:17 AM (7HyDs)
It's amazing how much of someone's personality comes through here.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:17 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (7HyDs)
Would not be surprised if Gabbard has a minder right now that she's completely unaware of.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 14, 2019 09:17 AM (oAXUX)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM
And so another period of punctuation puns began.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (DMUuz)
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And yet the FBI would not allow Colleen Rowley in Minneapolis to seek a warrant to find out why Saudi flight students had no interest in learning to take off or land a plane...only to fly it where they wanted to go.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:02 AM (XxJt1
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (XxJt1) "
That's the kind of thing that makes it hard for me to believe that any of the Current Unpleasantness is based in stupidity or carelessness or anything other than active, intentional malice toward America, its people, and what it stands for.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (JwHjN)
Built the guns raising the 2 car garage door for mom
Posted by: AoSHQ Hamsters at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)
Anybody got a calculator?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM (BqRqE)
same as downtown about 25 bux
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:13 AM (HaL55)
How many "epidemics" do we have going on @any given time?
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 09:19 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:17 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:20 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 14, 2019 09:20 AM (+ldAm)
From the archives:
On Punctuality - a limerick
It's always' been my st'anding philo'sophy
While working on my auto'biography
Wh'en writing form's posses'sive
I find it mo'st e'xpres'sive
To mis'pla'ce all my s'pare apo'strophe's.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:20 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM
And so another period of punctuation puns began.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (DMUuz)
I'll notify the other punctuation pedant's.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:21 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:21 AM (BqRqE)
From the archives:
On Punctuality - a limerick
It's always' been my st'anding philo'sophy
While working on my auto'biography
Wh'en writing form's posses'sive
I find it mo'st e'xpres'sive
To mis'pla'ce all my s'pare apo'strophe's.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:20 AM (m45I2)
brother can you spare an apostrophe?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:21 AM (BqRqE)
getting married for sex is like buying a new car to save money on gas
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:12 AM (DAWCP)
Simplified wiring or "wahring" in the South, by bundling everything on the multi function switch on the steering wheel stalk.
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (5nEDe)
Yep, those too.
I recall an episode of The Jetsons where Jane contracts a case of "push-button finger" that's all red and swollen from pushing all their modern buttons to do stuff. Prescient, that was.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 14, 2019 09:17 AM (oAXUX)
Oh yes. That explains why they planted the accusations about her working for Russia.
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (7HyDs)
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 09:24 AM (5nEDe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:16 AM (HALdu)
Is the gator supposed to ignore some fresh meat floating in front of it? Where are those PETA pests for a situation deserving their irritating presence?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 09:26 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)
OK but where does the floorboard light switch fit into this metaphor?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:26 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)
You sure don't get out much for being a Florida man
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM (aA3+G)
Customers at a branch of Sainsburys in Brighton, East Sussex, were confronted with an unusually sombre scene of black-clad mourners lining the aisle on Wednesday.
I would have gone to dressing and cranberry isles and joined in the party.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM (HaL55)
Mis Hum, you magnificent bastard!
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM (BqRqE)
There'll be some interesting decisions to make if Scotland wants to have
another Independence Referendum. It would hurt the UK's pride for
Scotland to leave; BUT since they have voted very liberal the last 2 or 3
decades, if they go Labour and the left won't have a chance of winning a
general election in England for a generation or more.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:15 AM (DAWCP)
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This all comes down to who the EU hates more.
Scotland is a burden on the UK. It's entirely reliant on welfare. If it leaves the UK, it would expect to get the EU to pick up the tab.
The EU might be willing to do this because it would piss off the Brits.
Problem: Spain also has a secessionist movement. If the EU greenlights Scotland, Catalonia will become even more violent.
This in turn may cause other regions to attempt national break-ups. Maybe Bavaria or some of France's rural provinces? Northern Italty is tired of dealing with Rome's dysfunction as well. Belgium is bitterly divided and could easily break into two countries. The only reason it was kept together in the first place was to act as a buffer between France and Prussia/Germany.
If the EU says "No, absolutely not," that will pretty much stop it from happening. I think the ability of members to veto things will also play a factor. France, Spain and Italy would all line up and say "hell no" to Scottish EU membership.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 09:28 AM (TdMsT)
Anybody got a calculator?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: RI Red
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Dunno the answer cause math and all but my friend has same question.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 14, 2019 09:28 AM (+ldAm)
Eventually the law of averages is going to catch up to me.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:28 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)
OK but where does the floorboard light switch fit into this metaphor?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:26 AM (t+qrx)
*fingers pretend to twist knobs*
holdon I am adjusting the radio
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v)
on duckduckgo, this site is the #2 entry for any search for that name.
On google, no mention of this site comes up until Page 8.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:29 AM (DAWCP)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:18 AM (HaL55)
Were you concerned?
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:29 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zombie Mary, Queen of Scots at December 14, 2019 09:29 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (ZCEU2)
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Public Health Campaign - a limerick
There once was a man named Mabrito
Whose farts could repel a mosquito
The innovative mayor
Sold the town's sprayer
And bought a lifetime supply of burritos
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (flINI)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:28 AM (JFO2v
And now, bewbs.
Thanks, rhennigantx!
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (BqRqE)
Headlight Relays fixed the problem, but I do like a floor switch for dimming headlights.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (hptIz)
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (7HyDs)
Explains quite a few things, if you're willing to let your mind consider it. Most ain't willing.
How many times do we see a politician suddenly get their mind right ? Think they got a talk.
Miss Lindsey dialed his shit right down after Biden publicly threatened him with getting outed. Who do you think held the proof ? My bet is everyone's favorite college educated guys and gals with guns.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (oAXUX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (MVjcR)
Granddaughter #2 asked for some. I gave it to her. It's the least of my worries about her.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (Y4EXg)
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Public Health Campaign - a limerick
There once was a man named Mabrito
Whose farts could repel a mosquito
The innovative mayor
Sold the town's sprayer
And bought a lifetime supply of burritos
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (m45I2)
burritos translates roughly to little farts,
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (t+qrx)
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Howdy, amigo! How they hangin'?
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:30 AM (HaL55)
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Divorce doesn't solve problems.
It just gives you new problems.
What I don't get are people who get divorced and then remarry.
As Johnson said, that's the triumph of optimism over experience.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
Wouldn't that be burrita?
There was a place called Theresa's Wet Burrita, did not last long.
Hard to think of a worse restaurant name.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (HALdu)
Granddaughter #2 asked for some. I gave it to her. It's the least of my worries about her.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:31 AM (Y4EXg)
and a hershey bar and a puppy
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:23 AM (JFO2v)
OK but where does the floorboard light switch fit into this metaphor?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:26 AM (t+qrx)
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At least the Blinker Fluid would not congeal due to sporadic use.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (flINI)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (BqRqE)
98 Morning Ladyl! No tennis this morning ?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (Y4EXg)
Hi TonyPete!
Tennis at 10:00.
Of course!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (MVjcR)
* fills mug, saunters back up to the post *
Posted by: mindful webworker - a leisurely saunter is better than a panicked gallop at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:34 AM (BqRqE)
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My timing is impeccable!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:35 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:35 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:35 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)
Wouldn't that be burrita?
There was a place called Theresa's Wet Burrita, did not last long.
Hard to think of a worse restaurant name.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:33 AM (HALdu)
queef references always make me laugh
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:36 AM (JFO2v)
If you'd seen some of the dive joints where I've played gigs, you'd be concerned too.
A few years back, my drummer calls me to come get him at a bar because his van broke down. I was frisked before they'd let me in. That was a first.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:36 AM (HaL55)
Same thing with Weld claiming 4 or 5 Senators will vote to convict in an Impeachment vote. He's not listing the current consensus, he's giving them notice - "we've got the goods on you, nice Senate job you have there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it."
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (hptIz)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (YOIA1)
My wife and I shared a look. "I think until death is long enough," I said.
"Agreed," she replied. "We want to be happy in heaven."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (cfSRQ)
So the Scots are a bunch of lazy drunk lowlifes? I was hoping that was only 33% true.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.
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Divorce doesn't solve problems.
It just gives you new problems.
What I don't get are people who get divorced and then remarry.
As Johnson said, that's the triumph of optimism over experience.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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You obviously haven't meet my first wife.. Was closer to $60k by the time it's all said and done and frankly worth every penny even though I ate Mac n cheese with PBJ sammiches for a long time...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 09:36 AM (HaL55)
I was there....if you didn't have a gun, they'd rent you one.
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (YOIA1)
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Stuarts?
Posted by: Boone at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (XVuno)
************
The Right To Disarm Bears - a limerick
In Montana, the pride of the nation
There was a bear spray conflagration
The firefighters came
And put out the burning flames
Thus preventing a grizzly situation
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)
I'm using a family members computer that doesn't have my links or
preferences stored, so I could do a test. I searched for "Ace of Spades"
on both duckduckgo and on google. (I did NOT add the "HQ")
on duckduckgo, this site is the #2 entry for any search for that name.
On google, no mention of this site comes up until Page 8.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 14, 2019 09:29 AM (DAWCP)
On Bing, Ace Of Spades Headquarters is number 1 entry.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (9YBqo)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (87EdW)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (y7DUB)
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You've heard about the problem with Scotland, right?
Posted by: Edward I Longshanks at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (oAXUX)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (ZCEU2)
Time to go freebase some coffee.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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For me it was probably mid 2005...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (UUBmN)
The FTSE 250 index of mid-sized UK firms surged 4 per cent to an all-time high on hopes that Mr Johnson will swiftly bring an end to the Brexit deadlock.
Sterling jumped 2.1 per cent to 1.34 and hit 1.20 against the euro, its highest level against the single currency since the immediate aftermath of the Brexit referendum.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:35 AM (MVjcR)
Ah, that's another thing you can't do any more, check ignition with a timing light.
Though with the possible of EMP hardening, electronic ignition control is vastly superior in every measurable metric to a distributor, so it's not a great loss.
*halfheartedly points timing light at Weasel*
It's not the same.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:39 AM (ZCEU2)
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Nice! I've been evaluating bunker design lately.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (LVQDm)
Definitely. On the bright side I think at this point we have more people "considering" the truth than ever. So that's something.
Pretty obvious the Left only needed eight years after Obama to turn us into their commie paradise and put the world at their feet. It was all going so well. They had their secret courts, surveillance state, controlled politicians, bureaucratic behemoth, big tech censorship, blowjob media, civilian security force street beaters, amped up police forces, "new world order" with China Russia Iraq NK as the big dogs to keep every other country in line, etc.
In 2024, they would have installed someone to stage manage the rest, including the happy fun camps. Fuckers were *this* close. Lot of people have become aware of what they are since then.
Posted by: ... at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (7HyDs)
ugh
making covfefe
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:07 AM (G546f)
Oh, my sympathies. This is the first morning in four days that I woke up without one. Thank you, Jesus!
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 09:41 AM (OX9vb)
Computer gaming and texting ... big problem, not just the sedentary hours, but the brain addiction to the (mostly useless/harmful) input.
Even with that, what is really SAD (Standard American Diet) is "they" put us on a high carb low fat diet, pretty much backwards from what body and brain needs. For some reason I was slow on the uptake when GaINZZ was all the rage here at AoS ... but I'm catching up, doing the keto thing, some fasting, need to add some aerobics and under three minutes of more intense workout.
Keto and fasting may be the answer to health care problems ... or some variations on that theme.
Posted by: illiniwek at December 14, 2019 09:41 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2019 09:41 AM (Z+IKu)
vote to convict in an Impeachment vote. He's not listing the current
consensus, he's giving them notice - "we've got the goods on you, nice Senate job you have there, would be a shame if something were to happen to it."
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (hptIz)
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Disagree.
Weld was talking out his ass.
A GOPer who votes to convict is a walking corpse, and everyone knows it. That's why they keep hinting that if there was a *secret ballot* Trump would go down.
Well, duh. If you can do things without consequence, a lot of crazy crap will happen.
This is like Kavanaugh on steroids - the media and GOPe traitors want you to think Trump's fate hangs by a thread when it doesn't.
Besides, what possible gain would those GOP senators gain from casting a pointless vote like that? It's like being down 49-7 in the 4th quarter and using your starting quarterback on a scramble so you lose him for the season.
Making this even dumber is that we know Democrat senators are likely to vote to acquit. Manchin and Sinema are flirting with this, so it'll be "bipartisan" both ways.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:41 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (t+qrx)
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As a yout, I was helping a buddy adjust the timing on his car, and my hand touched the connection with the distributor cap. Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (87EdW)
I wasn't expecting to live in interesting times.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (BqRqE)
Weld's family has been Deep State since the 1600s.
He likes to joke that his ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower because they sent the servants over first to get the house ready.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (MVjcR)
THAT must've been why I thought for the longest time that you were a fisheries and wildlife ranger or something. Rather than a freelance tree-herder.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:14 AM (m45I2)
that's really hard to say
literally
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:43 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (LVQDm)
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France and Britain did some very interesting work opposite the Boche back in the teens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 09:43 AM (XVuno)
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The Right To Disarm Bears - a limerick
In Montana, the pride of the nation
There was a bear spray conflagration
The firefighters came
And put out the burning flames
Thus preventing a grizzly situation
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)
I cannot bear any more humor!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
I wasn't expecting to live in interesting times.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (BqRqE)
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I wasn't expecting a front row seat.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:44 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:35 AM (MVjcR)
Ah, that's another thing you can't do any more, check ignition with a timing light.
Though with the possible of EMP hardening, electronic ignition control is vastly superior in every measurable metric to a distributor, so it's not a great loss.
*halfheartedly points timing light at Weasel*
It's not the same.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:40 AM (t+qrx)
I was a Texas a watched (listened) to Jack Rousch personally setting timing on one of his cars. 9000 rpm from a v8 makes your insides liquid.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:45 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 09:45 AM (1glZx)
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Sporting Dicks? Good! - a limerick
There once was a woman named Stace
For the holidays lit up her place
The biggest dick on earth
Had sufficient length and girth
That the damn thing could be seen from outer space
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (MVjcR)
THAT must've been why I thought for the longest time that you were a fisheries and wildlife ranger or something. Rather than a freelance tree-herder.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (t+qrx)
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It was actually a very cool group that worked together for years, eventually doing a lot of dry laid stone work in the mid-Atlantic.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (MVjcR)
The batshit-crazy, claymore-swinging, blue-painted, badass Scots all left centuries ago. The Scots of today are the sheep who enjoy the taste of English cock.
Same situation as the Scandinavian countries. Every male with a trace of testosterone left back in the Viking/Norman/Crusades era.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
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Ursaphobe!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (87EdW
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Because they aren't "moderates". Most of the dummies who get elected to these offices are recruited by others, party regulars who look for candidates they can run who can fool the voters.
They have no principles at all, other than fooling the voters and doing what they are told to do by their real bosses, the party bosses.
So if they are told to vote a certain way, they do it. They lose their seat, oh well, the party will find them a nice ghost payroller job in some unit of government somewhere. If they vote against their party bosses' wishes, they will be primaried by their own party, lose their seat anyway, and be unemployable.
Posted by: Boots at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:47 AM (ZCEU2)
full-bore crazy impeachment and Virginia's threatening to call out the
National Guard to confiscate gunz.
I wasn't expecting to live in interesting times.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (BqRqE)
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The Adjutant General in VA put out a statement saying no one has contacted him regarding law enforcement activation. Also included language acknowledging their members' support for 2A.
A dumb legislator shot his mouth off and I doubt Gov. Blackface is going to push this any farther.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:47 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 09:47 AM (XVuno)
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Sporting Dicks? Good! - a limerick
There once was a woman named Stace
For the holidays lit up her place
The biggest dick on earth
Had sufficient length and girth
That the damn thing could be seen from outer space
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2)
thanks for not cocking that one up!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
I wasn't expecting to live in interesting times.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:42 AM (BqRqE)
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I wasn't expecting a front row seat.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:44 AM (MVjcR)
Hosers, I have a back stage pass
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (87EdW)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:43 AM (JFO2v)
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Ursaphobe!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 09:46 AM (XVuno)
Major
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)
158 Weasel - with that bunker I said your front row seat would be safe for awhile anyway.
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:47 AM (ZCEU2)
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Loading magazines here, Boss!!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (MVjcR)
That's the danger - the definition of "they".
My review shows contributions to the current shit show by the Younger Bush, Elder Bush, and even Reagan via expanded policing in the war on drugs.
And I don't see a single GOPer out there after Trump that will not get right back on board. The biggest difference I see is how we're going to get to Global Utopia - at a breakneck speed or a stately pace.
I gotta' give it 'em. By giving the public two options, they really did pull off the con of all cons - that they were giving people a distinct choice.
Time to work out. Off days in the middle of an outage are rare - and yesterday was a travel and work day. My ass is dragging.
Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (oAXUX)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 09:49 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:50 AM (Y4EXg)
Ben Hooper must have giggled over writing that one.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 09:50 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:44 AM (MVjcR)
Let me know if you need help digging your bunker.
If I were you, I'd give your tree farm an innocuous name. Something like Lexington Acres.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:50 AM (BqRqE)
Rape, agreed. There are a fair number of murderers who never repeat their offense. It's just that one single person monumentally pissed them off enough that they killed them. They're not really that much of a danger to the general public.
Now, serial killers and the like, or professional contract killers... those people are different.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 09:51 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:51 AM (YOIA1)
Let me know if you need help digging your bunker.
If I were you, I'd give your tree farm an innocuous name. Something like Lexington Acres.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:50 AM (BqRqE)
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Thanks brother. Happy Place Farm.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:51 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Tell me about it.
Posted by: Zombie Jeffery Epstein at December 14, 2019 09:51 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: April
that's an amazing feeling
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:51 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:52 AM (87EdW)
Sad, pathetic bundles sprawled on front lawns like random Cartel victims.
Ho Ho Ho indeed.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 09:53 AM (1glZx)
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Dandruff Treatment - a limerick
A woman took her suitors and she said
I want you both to fight until you're dead
The police were heard to say
This type of sport's okay
As long as no one loses their head
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: tmitsss at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (WYDJb)
Did you point that out? Because that's pretty basic to understanding why committing a felony is really really bad.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (87EdW)
The deal is a retreat in the greybar hotel and you lose your voting rights. Serving your time is half the punishment.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:55 AM (87EdW)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 09:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (MVjcR)
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Another amusing point RE: Virginia.
Where are the VA NG's armories? Are they clustered in the northern suburbs?
Nope. A cursory examination of the state's web site indicates that these are located in rather rural areas. Probably a high overlap with the sanctuary counties.
A great way to provoke a coup is to order troops to fire on their kin and neighbors.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:56 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (MVjcR)
I elected to use the last of the BRCC this morning an hour ago. Within the hour I got a delivery notification, telling me that the BRCC club fairy had just delivered another package.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:57 AM (87EdW)
apparently it's the thing in NZ btw
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 09:09 AM (G546f)
I have the DVD of Flat White's South Africa tour. Euroglider opened for them.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 09:57 AM (1glZx)
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Dandruff Treatment - a limerick
A woman took her suitors and she said
I want you both to fight until you're dead
The police were heard to say
This type of sport's okay
As long as no one loses their head
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 09:53 AM (m45I2)
I think they were arrested for cock fighting.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Would be nice to have an example of exactly what the libs want to do and how they want to do it so everyone would be forced to decide where they want to come down on things like liberty and the Constitution.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 09:58 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 09:58 AM (BqRqE)
I am fine with restoring rights after the entire debt is paid. You serve your sentence and complete parole without re-offending. Then, you can vote.
Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2019 09:58 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 14, 2019 09:59 AM (H8QX8)
The Dems that vote to impeach won't lose their seats in MI.
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 09:59 AM (+mbOC)
Another amusing point RE: Virginia.
Where are the VA NG's armories? Are they clustered in the northern suburbs?
Nope. A cursory examination of the state's web site indicates that these are located in rather rural areas. Probably a high overlap with the sanctuary counties.
A great way to provoke a coup is to order troops to fire on their kin and neighbors.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:56 AM (cfSRQ)
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Precisely. This whole thing is completely retarded. I can tell you with 100% certainty, that outside a 20 or so mile radius of DC and a couple of other concentrated urban areas, people are NOT amused.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:59 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 09:52 AM (87EdW)
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I know we joke around about Low Information Voters here on AosHQ, but most voters don't pay that much attention. Most eligible voters don't even vote.
Posted by: Boots at December 14, 2019 10:00 AM (oGBso)
I would be careful to declare that there was no malice involved or at least pranking.
The thing that would make me think it was innocent is that it is unlikely any of the three roommates or their friends even knew there was a warming oven or how to use it.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:00 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (OX9vb)
I would think that those with the power would want to surveil those insiders likely to win, too. Kompromat makes more effective "advisors" after all.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (1glZx)
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You Are What You Eat - a limerick
Every rookie cop learns from his mentor
Dunkin' was the doughnut inventor
It's the reason cops have got
A definite soft spot
It's known as a jelly filled center!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (m45I2)
Y'all haf'na lived till you've tried a deep fried haggis and Mars Bar burrito on Sauchiehall Street @ 1 a.m ...just ask fer tha' CHUNDER WONDER wi' chips Jimmy.
HOLD THE APOSTROPHES between you legs.............
Posted by: saf at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (5IHGB)
I read it as a RUFKM to the legislators.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (BqRqE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:59 AM (MVjcR)
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Can confirm. Virginia is Virginia. Metro and suburban NoVa are decidedly NOT Virginia in any way, shape or form
Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (MVjcR)
I elected to use the last of the BRCC this morning an hour ago. Within the hour I got a delivery notification, telling me that the BRCC club fairy had just delivered another package.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 09:57 AM (t+qrx)
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If it's not too personal, what's your favorite? I like Blackbeard's Delight but have been experimenting with Murdered Out.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (OX9vb)
You should turn that off.
Same with the active cruise control.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 09:54 AM (MVjcR)
or Timmy fell in the well again!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (MmFTx)
Why or why not?
If someone is prohibited from voting, do you want them to own a gun?
And if someone is probited from owning a gun
Do you want them voting? Voting is way more dangerous than firearms. If you hadn't noticed.
Observe how any discussion on this topic, firearms, or voting, will very conspicuously be absent, depending which side of the street they are working. That isn't by accident.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2019 10:03 AM (hptIz)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (XxJt1)
You have that backwards, unless the law specifies that they will be restored why would you think they would be restored?
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:04 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:04 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 10:04 AM (87EdW)
203 I think it's interesting that the VA Nat Guard leader felt compelled to put out a statement.
I read it as a RUFKM to the legislators.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (BqRqE)
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I don't know anything about the VA NG leader, but I can almost guarantee the rank and file VA guardsmen have a greater allegiance to their communities than to the retard governor.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:04 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip
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Make doubly sure it isn't the outhouse when rushing to occupy the bunker.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:05 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (MVjcR)
I honestly haven't tried many of the froofy ones. I use AK in the Bialetti, but the recurring shipment is just JB k-cups so I know I at least have something good if I'm
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:05 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
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HA! I sometimes call her LassieDog!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:05 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 14, 2019 10:06 AM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (MVjcR)
When we put on an addition a few years ago, we were actually planning to build into the hill a bit for a special room. Then the estimate came in.
So, off to Lowe's for a shed.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (BqRqE)
Probably. We didn't realize it had that. And it would be the same package that has active cruise control, so, yeah...we'll be reading the manual and making some adjustments. It was alarming.
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (MmFTx)
On the one's I've seen, it's the same as the automatic low beams. You choose always on, automatic, or off.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:08 AM (t+qrx)
Oh, idunno. Maybe something about having served your time, paid your debt to society. I still believe in people, for the most part.
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:08 AM (XxJt1)
Really? What a PoS Weld is, no wonder MA elected him.
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (+mbOC)
Alligator the undertaker.
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Meth-alyzer - a limerick
A Florida Man died met his death
Not from gator bites, rather from meth
The coroner at the scene
Said we used our new machine
And simply analyzed the gator's breath
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (MVjcR)
You and Eris have both recommended that one.
Have you had the AK? Are they similar?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (t+qrx)
But I started reading the links and couldn't stop. Now I understand more of what was being said in the comments I did read. - heh
Selected lines from the links read like bits of bad fiction winners (spoilers). The detective pondered, "Was the bear can an assassination attempt?"
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Fewer organisations and individuals are now caring about the correct use of the apostrophe in the English language.
' '
^
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Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!
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It was unclear why the can of bear spray had been placed inside the oven.
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She decided to make the "giant glowing dick" because she felt her neighborhood needed a little, uh, perking up.
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Pushing her ex-husband and her new boyfriend - both of whom desperately wanted to be with her - into fighting for her hand.
(Correct response: Hey, bro, t'hell with this crazy beyotch. Let's go get some beers.)
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troopers are aware of the vehicle being spotted around Snohomish County
(Hahaha. "Snohomish")
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I was wondering what happened to the alligator until I got to
A necropsy revealed Ford's hand and foot inside the 11-foot-long alligator's stomach
(Maaan! That alligator died for the meth head's sins.)
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The massive stash of weaponry could have caused mayhem it had fallen into the wrong hands.
terrifying arsenal
fearsome cache of weaponry
BWAH HAHAHAA HAA laughing til sides ache
keeping even registered firearms in a garden shed is considered to be insufficiently secure
Okay, I'll grant 'em that one, I guess.
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Unclear on the concept award winner of the day, though:
"No one ever really wants to poop on the street," Li said. "It's a result of the lack of facilities in the city."
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and finally...
she's seeking a pro boner attorney
(Article written by a cousin of Muldoon)
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Okay, weeded out all the pixy-choking characters. Sure hope I correctly closed all those italicans.
Posted by: mindful webworker - the behinder I get at December 14, 2019 10:10 AM (s2OJe)
Have you had the AK? Are they similar?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (t+qrx)
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I have not. I also like Beyond Black. MO is really good, too!
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:10 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:10 AM (d0J2R)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:11 AM (XxJt1)
One problem is the conflation of "paying one debt to society" with merely sucking up three hots and a cot on the taxpayer dime.
One idiot with a stolen car can do hundreds of thousands of dollars damage to public utilities, private property and never pay a dime in restitutuon to property owners or the taxpayer. And no insurance, natch.
As an aside I read the police blotter frequently. I see lots and lots of DUI, driving while license suspended, driving while license revoked, driving while barred, etc.
In about 99% of the arrest records, I never see them charged with an additional "driving without insurance", it strains credulity to believe that anyone is scrupulously maintaining their liability policy while driving without a license or registration. Further, I believe the insurance co. automatically yanks the policy anyway.
The only time I see the no insurance charge applied appears to be when actual property damage occurs, say hitting a parked car. Given the po-po predilection for charging as many offenses as possible, the dearth of "no insurance" tickets is puzzling. There is a reason for it, but I'm at a loss to explain why.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 14, 2019 10:11 AM (hptIz)
When we put on an addition a few years ago, we were actually planning to build into the hill a bit for a special room. Then the estimate came in.
So, off to Lowe's for a shed.
Posted by: RI Red at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (BqRqE)
A she shed?
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (+mbOC)
And the Rear Admiral considers him the type of leader the country deserves.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 10:11 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: no good deed at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM (MmFTx)
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What's not to like about it? I have adaptive high beams (that's what they call it) and its a great feature.
The one that needs a permanent disabling option is that awful start-stop feature that shuts down the engine whenever the car isn't moving. Blecch.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:08 AM (XxJt1)
That is a different question altogether.
You were wondering why the assumption would be that it was permanent unless it was specified.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (HALdu)
pretty much stop it from happening. I think the ability of members to
veto things will also play a factor. France, Spain and Italy would all
line up and say "hell no" to Scottish EU membership.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at December 14, 2019 09:27 AM
(cfSRQ)
Scotland could just claim new Acts of Dissolution and declare itself "New Darien" and see just how well that would go.
(and since I am being so freakin' clever this morning, did anyone catch my proposed name for Italian Exit from the EU as "Risorgimento"?
Of course, if just Norther Italy secedes, then it might be called "disorgimento"
Maybe they could joint Austria.)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (1glZx)
You can't make that up.
Posted by: jsg at December 14, 2019 10:10 AM (d0J2R)
I saw Shelby Gash and the Dick Decorations open for Dick Dale and the Deltones at the Rendezvous Ballroom in 1961.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:13 AM (OX9vb)
Same with the active cruise control.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:02 AM
Wife has that active cruise control on her car. I hate it. And there's no way to turn it off.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 14, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:13 AM (OX9vb)
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Thanks April. I will mention that to WeaselWoman.
Posted by: Weasel at December 14, 2019 10:14 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:07 AM (OX9vb)
The cool new cars all have that stuff. Every time I rent a car I need five minutes to run through the command screens to turn off the annoying driver assist technologies.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:14 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2019 10:15 AM (8X9tr)
They have heated toilets?
Lowes have SHED CANADA from their portfolio Boo Hoo only half a dozen competitors left.
where will I NOT buy my crappy new appliances??? BAD BOYS (canuck in j/k).
Canadian Tire doesn't sell TYRES fuVk wads.
Posted by: saf at December 14, 2019 10:15 AM (5IHGB)
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No Czechs - a limerick
A weapon collector named Flash
The cops confiscated his stash
Knives, swords and a machette
Several guns. A Bouncing Betty
And a pretty large stack of cache
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (XVuno)
I don't like it when I'm coming up to a T-intersection on country roads - it glares cross traffic because it can't detect their headlights. But I just switch it off then, same as I'd do if I didn't have the adaptive high beams. So, nothing lost. And it's nice to have it come on when I'd forget it otherwise.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:15 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: tmitsss
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Don't know why I found that so amusing.
April,
You can turn off that auto bright/dimming feature. My new suv did the same thing and I hated it. Turned it off...problem solved, sort of. My husband liked it so I may get in one day and it's back on...
Posted by: lin-duh at December 14, 2019 10:16 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 14, 2019 10:13 AM (Dhht7)
Definitely sucks.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:16 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (1glZx)
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It's been a while since Austria headed up an empire. I wonder if there's some Hapsburg heir around who could be convinced to get back into the game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 10:16 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:16 AM (Y4EXg)
Alligator the undertaker.
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Meth-alyzer - a limerick
A Florida Man died met his death
Not from gator bites, rather from meth
The coroner at the scene
Said we used our new machine
And simply analyzed the gator's breath
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Bad Farside Knockoff
*pic of gator farm install by crack house*
Urban Renewal
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: saf at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:16 AM (Y4EXg)
I could use a second cup right about now. Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (8X9tr)
Its racist.
Illegal aliens can't buy insurance, even if they could, their culture doesn't value insurance.
Using r/K strategy thinking, or Ice People vs Sun People, however you want to call it, generally speaking there are cultures and tribes that can process abstracts such as "preparing for future events". These are Ice People , who when it is time to buy nails, buys a box of them so that there will be nails for some future unspecified project where Sun People buy (or steal) only enough nails for the job at hand.
Ice People know the value of insurance, as it is also a way to protect your wealth. Sun People don't feel a need to protect the few things they own, don't feel any financial responsibility to others, and consider themselves bullet-proof.
They don't have insurance because they don't see a need for it, and these cultures wear a certain uniform of skin that makes criticizing the culture the same as criticizing the skin - which is "racism".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (G546f)
kulak chum?
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (HALdu)
The reason the bar is so low to get a FISA warrant is, the gd law was designed to use AGAINST REAL SPYS, FOREIGN AGENTS, & TERRORIST SUSPECTS! Think Alger Hiss & Osama bin Laden-- not gd Carter Page!
The deep state happily misused the FISA court warrant process because it was convenient to do so. And in the light of Carter Page, the fn FISA law sure as hell DOES need to be changed bigtime.
So the big winners from this FISA abuse will be: the next Alger Hiss & the next OBL.
Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (Cssks)
259 what was that.0 oily stuff Russkies would fill barrels with to store firearms in?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (G546f)
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I'm guessing vodka?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:17 AM (G546f)
kusak fat??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:19 AM (JFO2v)
although she.looks pretty
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:19 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 10:19 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 10:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 14, 2019 10:20 AM (Ndje9)
although she.looks pretty
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:19 AM (G546f)
Men have done and will continue to do a lot of stupid tings for a pretty woman.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:20 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: JR at December 14, 2019 10:21 AM (sjfCD)
*********
They're No Longer Homeless - a limerick
San Francisco said "What the heck!
Our city's already a wreck
So we're setting up safe spaces
In your homes and private places
Why, you'll even have poop on your deck!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:14 AM (HALdu)
Rentals ought to have a Big Red Switch to turn it all off, but when it's all dialed in, the adaptive high beams, adaptive cruise, lane assist, and all that are pretty nice things to have. On your car. Once you've had a chance to tune them. If I drove someone else's for a few hours, with all their preferred settings, it would piss me off right away.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:22 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:22 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:23 AM (G546f)
Posted by: mnw at December 14, 2019 10:23 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: creeper at December 14, 2019 10:23 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:23 AM (G546f)
Ah! Thank you.
*adds cosmoline, stirs coffee*
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:24 AM (t+qrx)
I grinned.
Maybe not threadwinner, but old car stuff subthread winner at least.
Posted by: mindful webworker - gum in the ashtray and the lighter doesn't heat up but the USB charger works at December 14, 2019 10:24 AM (s2OJe)
The bar to open a counterintelligence investigation is very low. The bar to get a FISA, particularly on an American citizen, is not.
That's what makes this whole thing much worse. They actively went out of their way to lie numerous times to the FISC using fake information that they claimed was verified
The implication in a FISA warrant is that you have proof that the target is in the employee of a foreign government. A spy. They knew from day 1 Page wasn't a spy for Russia because he was a spy for the US. They lied.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 14, 2019 10:25 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:26 AM (G546f)
Michael Avenatti's next client?
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Damsel In This Dress - a limerick
WANTED: A lawyer for divorce
(But I can't afford to pay you of course)
Must be real, and not a phony
And must get me alimony
And it's a bonus if you're hung like a horse!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 10:28 AM (BqBId)
Maybe they could joint Austria.)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (1glZx)
TheTyrol was taken from Austria to reward Italy for attacking Austria-Hungaryduring WWI.
Posted by: Elmer at December 14, 2019 10:28 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Kurt at December 14, 2019 10:29 AM (lt82u)
Downside not recognized.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 10:32 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: jeff carter at December 14, 2019 10:35 AM (c73GF)
https://tinyurl.com/raqcptl
Posted by: Tonypete at December 14, 2019 09:48 AM (Y4EXg)
Today's vocabulary expanding word is "Contumacious"
As in: The State of Virginia declared its Western areas Contumacious when they failed to support its vote of secession.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 10:36 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 14, 2019 10:37 AM (iIEts)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 14, 2019 10:04 AM (87EdW)
So, your position is that our legal system is infallible and all convictions are justified? And that all laws are rational and proper? And that anyone falling afoul of the Law should be de-personed as an American, with no possibility if rehabilitation? Why not just shoot them, one and all, instead of sentencing them?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:38 AM (ECrgQ)
Link to Citizen's Free Press.
https://tinyurl.com/smdnxyv
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 10:38 AM (Rz2Nc)
So they're saying only qualified people live in DC?
LOLGFY
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:39 AM (2DOZq)
And the lawyer she found for her divorceWas a woman with the face of a horseShe couldn't get laid
There was no way to paidOur damsel filed bankruptcy of course
Posted by: Gork at December 14, 2019 10:39 AM (VmQ66)
What is White Coffee?
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Racist and colonial imperialism of black coffee
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2019 10:39 AM (+2o5B)
Link to Citizen's Free Press.
https://tinyurl.com/smdnxyv
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 10:38 AM (Rz2Nc)
Krampus for the win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2019 10:40 AM (+2o5B)
we banned ALL forms of government surveillance?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:26 AM (G546f
What a wonderful place to live.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:42 AM (aA3+G)
Is it your position that something has to be 100% infallible before a consequence can be implemented?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:42 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:43 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:42 AM (aA3+G)
Organized crime agrees with you.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:43 AM (2DOZq)
Don't mess with the Krampuses (Krampi?).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 10:44 AM (WsmTT)
And tourist revenue up 3.5%
Posted by: Kurt at December 14, 2019 10:45 AM (lt82u)
we banned ALL forms of government surveillance?
Posted by: votermom certified russian matryoshka bot at December 14, 2019 10:26 AM (G546f
What a wonderful place to live.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 14, 2019 10:42 AM (aA3+G)
********
Because Then there would be terrorists attacks & it would all come but ON STEROIDS
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 10:45 AM (BqBId)
Link to Citizen's Free Press.
https://tinyurl.com/smdnxyv
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 10:38 AM (Rz2Nc)
Krampus for the win
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 14, 2019 10:40 AM (+2o5B)
Kramps
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:45 AM (HALdu)
IOW, The Deep State, which is the the most powerful and omnipresent form of organized crime.
In the meantime, we still have plenty of OC syndicates operating, often at times, hand-in-hand with our nation's government.
Why do you think the drug cartels flourish in the US and so many government officials do everything in their power to stymie any law enforcement efforts against them?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:46 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2019 10:46 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 10:46 AM (C1Lsn)
And tourist revenue up 3.5%
Posted by: Kurt at December 14, 2019 10:45 AM (lt82u)
That's what happens when you include the new homeless as visitors.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:47 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:38 AM (ECrgQ)
So no vote = unpersoning?
Do they not have access to their Constitutional rights?
If your vote is important to you don't go committing felonies.
Do you think anyone ever planning a crime ever worried that they might lose their vote?
Ever?
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:42 AM (2DOZq)
No. You were making a sweeping generalization, so I made one, too. Your position is that ALL felons are bad and there is NO redemption. What about the victims of revenge red flag laws who fights back? What about the citizens of VA if the idiot governor decides to do a gun grab? What about someone doing 90 in a 55, ffs? And on, and on, and on.
Jesus gives redemption to those who turn their life around, and yet you refuse to extend redemption to your fellow citizens. Interesting.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (ECrgQ)
Storing gasoline, even if only for a minute in a glass container is a federal felony: 10 years and $10k.
You lose your guns, your freedom and the voting franchise.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:49 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 10:28 AM (BqBId)
I thought that was one if it's selling points.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 14, 2019 10:49 AM (Rz2Nc)
You lose your guns, your freedom and the voting franchise.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:49 AM (lD3vL)
That is an argument agains stupid laws and abusive government, not for restoring voting rights to felons.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (psL96)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (HALdu)
No, they don't.
What was the question again?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (Z+IKu)
For centuries, the Roman Catholic Church colluded with the various monarchies. You lose your soul if you don't confess your
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:51 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 10:51 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Colin Kaepernick at December 14, 2019 10:52 AM (Ffwmb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2019 10:52 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (HALdu)
No, they don't.
What was the question again?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (t+qrx)
So nothing in the Bill of Rights pertains to them once they get out of jail? No fourth, no fifth, nothing?
They have Constitutional rights, just not all of them.
They are certainly not unpersoned.
How many of the people that might have their voting rights restored under this push have never even voted?
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (HALdu)
And there are many, many people who are felons due to stupid laws and abusive government. And you are permanently excluding all victims of such.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (ECrgQ)
They have Constitutional rights, just not all of them.
They are certainly not unpersoned.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (HALdu)
How many Constitutional rights do you get to lose before you can be considered unpersoned?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:54 AM (t+qrx)
You don't fight with the army you want, you fight with the army you have.
As it stands, we have a government that shows absolutely no sign of weakening stupid laws or abusive government, rather one that weakens moral laws (stealing, murder, rape, drugs) and dreams up even more ways to criminalize traditional behavior.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (C1Lsn)
You know there is a process for individuals to request restoration of their voting rights correct?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (2DOZq)
LEOs could still obtain warrants for searches
let cia keep spying on foreigners
break up the fbi
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (G546f)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:56 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:49 AM (lD3vL)
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Not to mention, Asset Forfeiture!
Posted by: Seigneur Jeff B. Sessions at December 14, 2019 10:56 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 10:56 AM (X/Pw5)
Lets see, you want to fly commercial...
At the minimum, you hand over your first, second, fourth, fifth, sixth, ninth, tenth and fourteenth amendment Rights.
Are you unpersoned?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:57 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 10:57 AM (G546f)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 10:57 AM (YOIA1)
Posted by: runner at December 14, 2019 09:37 AM (YOIA1)
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Stuarts?
Posted by: Boone at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (XVuno)
I think the current Stuart claimant is an Italian Count.
Posted by: Elmer at December 14, 2019 10:58 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:53 AM (ECrgQ)
Then work on the stupid laws.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 10:58 AM (HALdu)
If you can't be trusted in public with a gun, you shouldn't be trusted to even be free.
Even felons should have the God-Given Right to self-defense.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:58 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 10:56 AM (X/Pw5)
*raises hand*
Unless it's a specific condition of the sentence.
It would be nice if there were a way for convicted felons who have served the terms of their sentence to not be completely and utterly unemployable in legitimate business ever until the end of time too, if we're asking for ponies and cupcakes here.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:59 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (2DOZq)
Yes. But what was being argued was that all rights should be PERMANENTLY revoked. No restoration.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:59 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2019 11:00 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 11:00 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:54 AM (t+qrx)
They were in jail. Some get executed. Those would both seem worse and more unpersoning for most than losing their voting rights.
I do not think taking away someone's right to vote is an inconsequential or trivial thing, however, I do not have an issue with it when it is identified before someone commits a crime.
I am all in for eliminating laws and increasing freedom.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:01 AM (HALdu)
If you want to introduce a new law, you must repeal an old one
it's the Marie Kondo legislature reform
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 11:01 AM (G546f)
Even felons should have the God-Given Right to self-defense.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:58 AM (lD3vL)
AMEN!!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:01 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 10:55 AM (C1Lsn)
Yeah, that's definitely an issue, Bill.
Here in Colorado, I've wondered if legalizing marijuana was partly a way to manufacture reasons to confiscate firearms.
I have not partaken and have 2A reasons not to.
Posted by: Emmie at December 14, 2019 11:02 AM (87gB3)
not sure i like it... now i gotta spend the whole day doing shit and dealing with people, instead of sleeping like a sane person.
you Fing day walkers are weird.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 14, 2019 11:02 AM (Zo3HG)
You do realize that in this day and age, it is necessary to define what you mean by "freedom".
It has been deconstructed by our Maxist friends to be nothing more than an emotional trigger word.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (ECrgQ)
This sounds like an argument a fuckface like Colbert would make.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB)
Trump wants to go down as the most significant POTUS ever. He wants to get impeached, then vindicated by a Senate trial and a landslide election
He'll be unleashed in a second term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (4KJaE)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:59 AM (t+qrx)
That guarantees a constant flow of new offenders for the prison industrial complex. Money must be made. /sarc, on that last sentence.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:04 AM (ECrgQ)
-Saint Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologiae
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 14, 2019 11:04 AM (rLZe7)
You do realize that in this day and age, it is necessary to define what you mean by "freedom".
It has been deconstructed by our Maxist friends to be nothing more than an emotional trigger word.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (lD3vL)
I have been arguing for a long time that words have meaning and you can find those meanings in the dictionary.
You know what I mean.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:04 AM (HALdu)
Kondo legislature reform is the one where nominations are held thru a lottery of all voting age citizens, candidates are allowed one website to explain why they want or don't want the job, and no campaigning is allowed
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 11:06 AM (G546f)
Yeah, we are at the point that driving over the speed-limit in a school zone will score you several crimes:
1) speeding
2) enhanced speeding (because school or construction zone)
3) reckless driving
4) endangerment to a child
5) failure to observe traffic signs
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:06 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 10:48 AM (ECrgQ)
This sounds like an argument a fuckface like Colbert would make.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB)
So you disagree? You refuse redemption for your fellow citizens?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:06 AM (ECrgQ)
Looking at the page. What is this for? What's a "Censorship Resistant Website"?
Posted by: mindful webworker - cartoonist drawing a blank at December 14, 2019 11:07 AM (s2OJe)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 14, 2019 11:08 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Boone at December 14, 2019 09:38 AM (XVuno)
I think the current Stuart claimant is an Italian Count.
Posted by: Elmer at Decemb
The Paolo, he ready and able (bodied) !
Posted by: The Paolo at December 14, 2019 11:08 AM (YOIA1)
For crying out loud, does it get any safer than knowing you. can shit on the sidewalk without consequences?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 11:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (lD3vL)
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freedom is when you have nothing more to lose...
Posted by: Janis Joplin at December 14, 2019 11:08 AM (Zo3HG)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:06 AM (ECrgQ)
Laws of men aren't the laws of God. You know that but you're blurring them together.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Janis Joplin at December 14, 2019 11:08 AM (Zo3HG)
Smart celebrities know to keep their mouths shut.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Fritz at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (zD38/)
- Shit Jefferson Said, unabridged edition, 1st printing
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)
Let's consider as a ground rule that many of the laws of men are actually unmitigated shit.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:10 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)
What he said
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:10 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 10:22 AM (t+qrx)
I drove halfway across the country, in MY new car, with all that googah automatically turned on.
The lane assist thing with try to nudge you back into the lane you started in... when you're merging onto a highway. The brake alert will yell at you, when you ALREADY have your foot on the brake, for a car that is slowing down in front of you.
And don't get me started on the "you seem to need a coffee break" alert. Really? REALLY??
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2019 11:11 AM (hku12)
******
The Guy Code Monkey Z who runs 8chan now 8kun recommended using this on 8Kun & everywhere
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 11:11 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 11:11 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:13 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:06 AM (ECrgQ)
Laws of men aren't the laws of God. You know that but you're blurring them together.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)
Oh Boy! Theology Time!
Two Kingdom Model.
Redemption of Sin is to satisfy the demands of a Holy God for transgressing His Law. Transgression of any of the Law is the same as against all of the Law, such that the penalty is not only temporal death, but spiritual death. The Cross brings the repentant sinner back to spiritual life.
I'm not sure of any secular court that can do that.
Also, while stealing is a crime against God and Man, the penalty of that crime with God is spiritual in nature, and as Paul writes in Romans 13, the government bears the sword to administer temporal judgment on the thief.
Two wildly different courts, two profoundly different domains.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:14 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:09 AM (y7DUB)
Okay, let he or she who isn't a convicted felon only because they were not caught breaking an unjust law, cast the first stone. Shall we go there?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 14, 2019 11:13 AM (y7DUB)
Good idea to leave the marker so it doesn't look like you just bailed. I wish there were a shorthand for this.
Have a good day.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (t+qrx)
The Hall Rutherford wine caves in the hills of California's Napa Valley boast a chandelier with 1,500 Swarovski crystals, an onyx banquet table to reflect its luminescence and bottles of cabernet sauvignon that sell for as much as $900.
It is also where Pete Buttigieg, the Democratic presidential candidate, will dine privately with donors following a Sunday fundraiser hosted by Craig and Kathryn Hall, the winery's billionaire owners, according to an invitation obtained by The Associated Press.
https://outline.com/JLnvZc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (+y/Ru)
What are you driving?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
It is also where Pete Buttigieg, the Democratic presidential candidate, will dine privately with donors following a Sunday fundraiser hosted by Craig and Kathryn Hall, the winery's billionaire owners, according to an invitation obtained by The Associated Press.
https://outline.com/JLnvZc
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2019 11:15 AM (aKsyK)
Hate their politics but they make great wine.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (HALdu)
need for it, and these cultures wear a certain uniform of skin that
makes criticizing the culture the same as criticizing the skin - which
is "racism".
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:18 AM (lD3vL)
About 5 y ears ago Paraguay's national legislature passed a law making it mandatory for drivers to carry auto insurance. Up to that time it was optional.
There was a huge cry about it and it was determined by the nation's supreme court that under their constitution the national legislature did not have the power to mandate purchase of insurance and declared the law to be invalid.
This caused a huge cry from the people who opted early to get insurance and they took that through the courts as well, to which the courts basically told them, " please explain how you were harmed in voluntarily buying insurance"
I don't believe governments can mandate purchase of anything. Forcing citizens under their control to buy insurance, or seatbelts, or even pictures of their leader that they must display prominently lest anyone forget who is their master, is a violation of basic rights and freedom.
It is as bad as the company town forcing everyone to buy their groceries at their price with their script, or your boss requiring you to buy your tools to work from the company store at their mandated prices.
Insurance originally was a way to protect the driver himself against damage and injury, and in a way to protect himself from being sued for claims of damage against others.
What it is now is a mandated bond to allow driving privileges, and creates a secondary crime out of government fiat. It is used to protect other people who don't comply with the law.
I do not like my chains.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 11:17 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 11:18 AM (BqBId)
Okay, let he or she who isn't a convicted felon only because they were not caught breaking an unjust law, cast the first stone. Shall we go there?
Paul wrote Romans 13 while rotting in Nero's Prison.
Thoughts?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:18 AM (lD3vL)
do the time
afterwards, you get to be a citizen again
unless you are unreformable
in case you are either in jail forever or decapitated
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 11:18 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
I think the statistic was three per day.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:19 AM (ECrgQ)
The NHS is "over-diagnosing" children having medical treatment for gender dysphoria, with psychologists unable to properly assess patients over fears they will be branded "transphobic", former staff have warned.
https://tinyurl.com/ror3owd
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 14, 2019 11:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Are your mattress tags in place?
Posted by: BignJames at December 14, 2019 11:19 AM (X/Pw5)
You lose your guns, your freedom and the voting franchise.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 10:49 AM (lD3vL)
Yikes
Posted by: clutch at December 14, 2019 11:20 AM (+mbOC)
do the time
afterwards, you get to be a citizen again
unless you are unreformable
in case you are either in jail forever or decapitated
Posted by: votermom planning her campaign platform at December 14, 2019 11:18 AM (G546f)
I'm good with this.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 14, 2019 11:20 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:20 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 11:20 AM (OX9vb)
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What are you driving?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (lD3vL)
Honda Accord. It doesn't really bother me, I just yell at the thing and say "No! I don't need no stinkin' coffee," or "I already have coffee you stupid car!!"
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2019 11:21 AM (hku12)
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:21 AM (HALdu)
Just don't use Merriam-Webster, because that one has been taken over by "woke" millenial communists. War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Freedom is slavery.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 11:22 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)
Meth kills.
Posted by: the zombie gator at December 14, 2019 11:22 AM (Ol3ZL)
We're going to fix the world, here on the ol' AoSHQ.
Laws are stupid. There. I said it.
Are we done now?
Posted by: BurtTC at December 14, 2019 11:23 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2019 11:23 AM (4KJaE)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 11:22 AM (WsmTT)
I have one of those old paper dictionaries.
Who would have ever guessed it would become some secret sacred tome to be secreted away by monks until the day when man was ready to receive and apply its wisdom.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:24 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 14, 2019 11:25 AM (CqE5x)
Bad example. That law only applies to mattress manufacturers and dealers.
If I remember right, it was enacted because mattress makers were using...questionable...materials to stuff mattresses.
"Hey boss, got a new truckload of skid row shower drain hair in."
"Great. Send it over to the crib mattress line. They're running low."
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 14, 2019 11:25 AM (WsmTT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 11:25 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 14, 2019 09:05 AM (JFO2v)
Technically I think the issue was mixing meth with meth.
Bartender I want a snort of meth with a meth chaser. Meth for everyone!
Things Hunter Biden would say.
Posted by: not so at December 14, 2019 11:26 AM (HALdu)
https://bit.ly/2qNHIJI
Mine is Muhammad Is a Homo.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 14, 2019 11:26 AM (+y/Ru)
In principle I would agree with you.
In the case of states like Michigan that had or still have a form of "No Fault Insurance", I understood it to mean that it didn't matter who caused the wreck, each party had to deal with their own transportation. I'm not sure how that works with damaging other property like smashing into homes, maiming people or taking out stretches of guard rail.
The reality is, we keep uninsured/underinsured insurance because a $130k Mercedes Benz GLS-63 is over the ability to pay of most drivers on the road.
In states like Texas, the mandate is not to necessarily buy insurance, but to prove that you have Financial Responsibility to certain dollar amounts in the event that you cause injury or damage.
There are ways to do that such as show letters of credit for that dollar amount, or have that money in escrow.
Society has decided that we want people responsible for the damage they do, this is why so many people are against illegal aliens operating motor vehicles - because they do not have an desire or ability to take responsibility for any injury or damage they do.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:26 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 14, 2019 11:26 AM (rLZe7)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
These days, probably.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 14, 2019 11:27 AM (NWiLs)
*******
I've been hearing this construct a lot, and I get where it comes from, but freedom is not the same as liberty. "Nothing left to lose" includes the loss of any meaningful human relationships, Nothing-left-to-lose freedom is destructive and self-centered, "I no longer give a shit".
Liberty on the other hand is aspirational and best when shared with someone. Liberty is the freedom to stand on your convictions amongst other people, and has an element of risk involved, i.e. loss of that liberty.
I know not course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty!
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 11:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 11:28 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Elmer at December 14, 2019 10:58 AM (qyH+l)
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Franz, Duke of Bavaria
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 14, 2019 11:31 AM (3Z6pZ)
Trump wants to go down as the most significant POTUS ever. He wants to get impeached, then vindicated by a Senate trial and a landslide election
He'll be unleashed in a second term.
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2019 11:03 AM (4KJaE)
Yeppers. What this Ignoramus said. And good morning morons.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 14, 2019 11:33 AM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
********
You don't need to go to Britain to find that. See The
American Academy of Pediatrics position statement on gender disorders in youth.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 14, 2019 11:35 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Skip at December 14, 2019 11:16 AM (ZCEU2)
These days, probably.
Posted by: Insomniac
We're working on it.---Virginia Governor Ralph Northam
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 14, 2019 11:37 AM (UNthw)
The 06 Pontiac GTO had one of those.
It would also beep when you went over 100.
Posted by: DaveA at December 14, 2019 11:46 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: April at December 14, 2019 10:01 AM (OX9vb)
That was a feature on Cadillacs at least as early as 1955. I had a '56 once, and it had it. The photocell, mounted in a streamlined pod on top of the dash, could only sense oncoming headlights, though. No tail lights.
I would want to be sure that any car I own had a manual override for the automatic dimmers, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 11:50 AM (Ol3ZL)
your sentence and complete parole without re-offending. Then, you can
vote.
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+five years after completion of all paroles. Upon affirmative petition, then voting rights should be restored. I don't think life sentences for felonies unless specifically violent should be a bar to restoration of voting rights.
Specifically violent felonies are probably a different category altogether.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 14, 2019 11:51 AM (MIKMs)
Society has decided that we want people
responsible for the damage they do, this is why so many people are
against illegal aliens operating motor vehicles - because they do not
have an desire or ability to take responsibility for any injury or
damage they do.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 14, 2019 11:26 AM (lD3vL)
I would expect that it is not actually "society" (which, to pointedly ask, where is Society's address, its supporters and its shoe size?) that supports the drive for universal insurance are politicians who are buying votes using other people's (read: your) money, by protecting the voters from a designated enemy (read: uninsured people they can't sue for damages) and insurance companies that see a huge increase in volume and a broad socialization of their own financial risk.
If you want to protect yourself buy your own damned insurance. If you want to buy insurance for illegals who can't drive do it directly (but I know you are against it because you said you hated doing that)
BUT YOU ARE ADVOCATING MY EXTORTION TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MORE COMFORTABLE IN THE NAME OF FAIRNESS.
Please don't be so superior while advocating my robbery to make your life more convenient.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 14, 2019 11:51 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 14, 2019 10:28 AM (BqBId)
That is exactly what is supposed to happen. Deep State roaches clinging to that iron rice bowl.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 12:01 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at December 14, 2019 12:04 PM (4KJaE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 14, 2019 10:50 AM (psL96)
This happened over a year ago, IIRC. I don't believe Gurgle has any active role in the function of the Chrome browser engine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 12:05 PM (Ol3ZL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 14, 2019 11:11 AM (C1Lsn)
Willowed, I know, but that "offense" is on the books in a lot of jurisdictions, especially where hills are commonplace. Goes back about a century, now, but it used to be a thing to "save gas" by coasting downhill in neutral, even shutting down the engine. Truckers called it "Georgia Overdrive". Thing is, one no longer has engine braking available, and the vehicle's brakes (especially back in the day) were not necessarily up to the task of maintaining safe speed on a long downgrade, or making an emergency stop in such conditions. It was truly an unsafe mode of operation.
Speaking to your instance, though, it was a bullshit charge. A smart cop would have just said, "get that broke-down car onto the shoulder, and call a wrecker now."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 14, 2019 12:19 PM (Ol3ZL)
1) speeding
2) enhanced speeding (because school or construction zone)
3) reckless driving
4) endangerment to a child
5) failure to observe traffic signs
"
And don't tell me that those "safe driving discounts" based on your car narcing on you aren't a pilot program for something that will, someday soon, be imposed by mandate.
Posted by: Inside the Panopticon at December 14, 2019 02:48 PM (koNhm)
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