Kentucky Judge Accused of Having Threesomes in Judge's Chambers, Pressuring Subordinates Into Having Sex

This is from December 6.

Why haven't you heard of this very clickable story?

Because the judge is a woman and women must be constantly praised and validated.

You know who I blame for this female judge pressuring her subordinates into deviant three-way sex?

I blame The Patriarchy.

That's right -- Democrat Victim Coalition Groups can only learn bad behavior from Republican-Affiliated Oppressers.

If Black Hebrew Israerlites slaughter Jews, that's because they learned it from White Supremacists.

If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station, well, she learned that from The Patriarchy.

A Kentucky judge has been accused of turning her chambers into a glorified frat house, having a threesome with staffers and allowing employees to get drunk on the job -- all while abusing her power to win re-election, according to reports.
The judge, Dawn Gentry, was hit with nine charges by the state’s Judicial Conduct Commission on Wednesday related to the Animal House antics, Cincinnati.com reported.
The trouble started when Gentry hired her band’s guitar player, Stephen Penrose.
Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.
The pair allegedly had a threesome with Gentry’s secretary, Laura Aubrey, according to the paperwork cited by Cincinnati.com.
The judge, who served on a panel to help abused children, also tried to seduce another member of the panel, Katherine Schulz, into having a second threesome, the report said.

Well, okay, she was into the "good kind" of threeways (2F, 1M) and not the sick, disgusting kind.

So I guess The Patriarchy didn't completely corrupt her.

This isn't the first time Dawn Gentry has made the news the past few months.

In October, it was reported that she had her own divorce records sealed in another county.

Trust your Overlord Class! They're the best and brightest and never use their positions for self-enrichment!

Dawn Gentry, a Kenton County Family Court Judge, wanted a divorce but didn’t want anyone to see the details.
The judge and her now ex-husband, who live in Kenton County, filed the divorce in Grant County, which is an hour away.
Then they got the file sealed; no one could read the documents that could be a window into public officials’'conduct. The Enquirer went to court and got a judge to unseal the records.
Divorce records, like most court records, are public by default. That's because all court proceedings are public matters unless a judge puts them under seal by request.

Now, I know everyone's wondering: Is she a 1 or a 0?

Well, based on the picture at that article, she's a 0.

It all depends on the hotness of the staffer she pressures to join the 3-way.

She looks like a Vulcan who's dressing up as an elf for Halloween.

I will hold you in contempt of my snizz

But bewbs, a commenter objects.

I guess there's something to work with here.

More allegations:

That witness, in her own sworn statement, explained how Gentry's behavior trickled down to the most vulnerable citizens seeking legal help -- abused children.
Clients became bystander victims as tension rose between the attorneys and the judge.
When attorneys didn’t do as Gentry asked, according to the complaints, they got kicked off or resigned from a legal panel that’s designed to give free help to children facing abuse. The attorneys tried to continue work with some clients and quickly transferred others to new attorneys. Gentry "thwarted" the efforts, according to Hummel and a sworn witness statement.
The witness is Katherine Schulz, who resigned from the panel in May. She wrote in her affidavit that she faced the judge's "wrath" when she rebuffed sexual propositions from the judge; she also said she saw others punished for not sufficiently supporting the judge, either politically or by showing up for performances by the judge’s band, South of Cincy.
Hummel said he was pushed out of his job on the panel after 10 years and was replaced by someone who donated quadruple the amount he did to Gentry's campaign. He told The Enquirer the judge later dragged her feet on signing documents that would have helped hundreds of children who were his clients.

The claim is that she pressured this woman to have sex with her own husband, I suppose, maybe?, to help her in her divorce?

Gentry wanted Schulz to seduce her husband in exchange for a higher paying position on the panel, according to the affidavit. Schulz refused, and expressed in the affidavit that she thought it was a joke until it was brought up on multiple occasions.
Schulz believed this was Gentry's way of looking to blame her husband, Brian Gentry, for their divorce.

Schulz alleges that Gentry later pressured her to join her 3-way with her ex-pastor guitarist.

That band must really rock.

The article describes Gentry's use of her power to bully and intimidate people.

It seems like another case of a sociopath seeking political power so that their criminal urges can have the blessing of official imprimatur.

We're seeing a great deal of that, aren't we?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:04 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (q80AH)

2 As was asked yesterday, gotta wonder how many men this "family court judge" f'd over in divorce proceedings.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (77WPm)

3 I heard about this last week.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Measure Your Fury With A Rage-o-Meter from The Outrage Outlet! at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (hLRSq)

4 Willowed:

FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

5 AHa! now we know where the ewok's been!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (G546f)

6 Nice bewbs, though.

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (dvbme)

7 That's about the best pic of her and doesn't really look like her. Would not hit.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (U7qMl)

8 I've seen worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (q80AH)

9 ace doing yeoman's work on the snizz front

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (9VeU0)

10 She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!

Unless you're Buffalo Bob - or maybe Clarabell the Clown - why on earth would you bed her?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (Ki5SV)

11 Can she get me off?

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (qMnBn)

12 A little horsey lookin.
But who am I to judge?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (88+cf)

13 Definitely throuple material.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (eKOXG)

14 You came in that thing ?

You ARE brave.

Posted by: Princess Leia at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (xfPFu)

15 Here come the judge!

Posted by: Zombie Flip Wilson at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (yDuo2)

16 Well, just remove my legal briefs to a higher court!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (lUcEx)

17 I make mock of her snizz, as is our custom. On the other hand, I'd hit that. On the gripping hand, I'd hit anything at this point. Is that TMI?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs. Plus maybe she does butt stuff. So I am going to say closing time 5 with a chance of coyote arm in the morning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (r7Fvf)

19 Holy shit! We found Dumbo's mom!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

20 So if you hired a lawyer who was willing to hit that, your case was a winner.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (9VeU0)

21 She does butt stuff.

Every time she does she says "I'll allow it".

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (M0u+N)

22 I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Qgge5)

23 those ears are made for gripping

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (G546f)

24 Hey Gurl, how You doin?

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (IttZ7)

25 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.

Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

26 Her head is very crooked, right along with her brain.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)

27 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (KNsKs)

28
I saw this on the Morning Report.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (zBaqJ)

29 Sidehole, you're on her.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (dSCW/)

30 I'd hit it

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (48RE5)

31 She preferred a hung jury.

She was acting pro boner.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (+y/Ru)

32 I've seen better pictures of her, but she's no Katie Hill, and that's a pretty low bar.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (ppBhU)

33 If she would take her shirt off I could tell you if jurisprudence has it's perks...

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (qMnBn)

34 Oh Christ, that caption... I'm dying here.

She and Katie Hill have a lot to commiserate about.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (I99aF)

35 **Guitar Solo**

Posted by: Penrose at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (dSCW/)

36 So wife is into FFM threesomes, and husband divorces her...

That right there is pretty curious.

And she isn't hot, but she is cute.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (AGMq9)

37 On the gripping hand, I'd hit anything at this point. Is that TMI?
=====

Tanned, rested and freshly shorn.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (Qgge5)

38 She likes big gavels.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (U7qMl)

39 She preferred a hung jury.

She was acting pro boner.
Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM

All rise.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (r7Fvf)

40 25 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

The plaintiff will squeal like a pig, bitchwoman!

Posted by: Judge Hornypants at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (RD7QR)

41 The judge, who served on a panel to help abused children, also tried to seduce another member of the panel, Katherine Schulz, into having a second threesome, the report said.

==

so wrong

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (G546f)

42 >>>18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs.

I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7)

43 She looks like one of the Mangalores from The Fifth Element.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (VpIIl)

44 She's six beers porkable. I mean she's not the super models that you guys sport but she has a nice smile and the crazy eye.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (kr/v5)

45 Judge 3-Inputs

_________

LOL

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (eKOXG)

46 She has a collection of coyote arms in her closet.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (naIlL)

47 Hey, as a Kentuckian for twenty some years, she's extra hawt! Looks like she has all her teeth! Boy Howdy!

Posted by: engineer at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (10bW0)

48 You get Justice and Juicestus in her courtroom.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (P1AAi)

49 I see you're making up for your failure to use "snizz" in the preceding thread, ace. Well played.

Y'know, I work in state government. With all the stories that keep coming out about bad behavior on the part of state and local government employees, I'm just biding my time until I open a supply closet and find three of my coworkers licking maple syrup off a set of taxidermied moose genitals.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (rP4OC)

50 10 She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!

Dude, that's what bags are for

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (48RE5)

51 Her Jurisprudence are bountiful.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (dSCW/)

52 None of these things have ever happened to me in any office environment I've worked in.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

53 >>If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie
that spent too long in the cream station, well, she learned that from
The Patriarchy.

The case against her is airtight.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (1CjJc)

54 >>>49 I see you're making up for your failure to use "snizz" in the preceding thread, ace. Well played.

Yes, I felt chastised, justly.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (PbpT7)

55 She is a One in the pic in the first link.
She is less of a One in the second link pic.

But, you won't see the elf-ears anyway because those black robes will be over her head.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

56 How did the bailiff hold his liquor?

By the ears

Liquor, licker

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (yDuo2)

57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1. But I'm not letting her climb above 3, unless her BJ skills are so profound that they become studied and published in medical journals.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, putting serious thought in at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (I99aF)

58 It's Kentucky. So after a few 142 proof Stagg bourbons, I'd hit it.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (VpIIl)

59 I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other
pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup
the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7)

The Wonderbra really can do wonders.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (rP4OC)

60 Qualified for the FISA court i guess.

Posted by: henry at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (JMDly)

61 ...otherwise known as Judge Tre.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

62 >>She looks like Howdy Doody, for fuck's sake!

Still gonna need photos of that Third Wheel.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dSCW/)

63 >>>57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1.

the 0/1 scale is binary. It's just You Would or You Would Not.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

64 I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM

Yea, still meh, but not horrible. Must have been fun at the Christmas party.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (r7Fvf)

65 A judge, a preacher and a court clerk walk into a sidebar...

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (m45I2)

66 The story also gets pretty weird when you say "hired her guitarist/former pastor"...

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (AGMq9)

67 I was in traffic court for speeding once. Lady judge was hot. I told her so too. She cut my fine in half.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (U/u2R)

68 I need to know what exactly is the quo in this here situation. Are we talking expungement?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (jp0Bv)

69 Dawn Gentry. Sounds like a country singer's name. She's obviously a victim much in the same way that Katie Hill was. It was hard for me to believe a US Representative could've been so very unbelievably stupid to engage in the crap Hill did, yet she did. And the same goes for this judge. Stupid, stupid women.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

70 Those ears would make nice handles...IFKWIM

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dKm4U)

71 Order in my court!

You first. Then you. Then, you, you, and you.

Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (1CjJc)

72 I move for a Gag Order.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (dSCW/)

73 Hmmm....looks like Cindy Lou Who grew up to became a judge

Posted by: Brian Gass at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (uOUn/)

74 16
Well, just remove my legal briefs to a higher court!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (lUcEx)

________

If it doesn't fit, she won't acquit.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (eKOXG)

75 Judge Head

Posted by: Princess Leia at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (xfPFu)

76 They play scissors at work.

What do they get up to off work?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (o3dyY)

77 Are we talking expungement?

Hey! This is a family blog!

Posted by: The Staffer at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (kr/v5)

78 The judge has a guitarist?

Does he sit behind her and sing "Lawyers, Guns & Money" to entertain the crowd during sidebars?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (U7qMl)

79 63 >>>57 On a 1 to 10 scale, she's nowhere near a 0, or even 1.

the 0/1 scale is binary. It's just You Would or You Would Not.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (PbpT7)

In some ways it is a test of blood alcohol levels.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (7nTlT)

80 Kentucky woman
She shines with her own kind of light

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (+y/Ru)

81 In the spirit of fairness, she appears to have a pretty decent rack: https://tinyurl.com/vv8mms8. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bill Carson at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (k3ocB)

82 Is she an offspring of Liz Warren's? She's got those ears.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

83 One through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can't travel in space, you can't go out into space, you know, without, like, you know, uh, with fractions - what are you going to land on - one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That's dialectic physics.

Posted by: Dennis Hopper explains the binary Yes/No Scale at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (PbpT7)

84 56
How did the bailiff hold his liquor?

By the ears

Liquor, licker

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (yDuo2)

Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (1CjJc)

85 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

86 Permission to treat the Snizz as a Hostile Witness, your honor?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (dSCW/)

87 The judge has a guitarist?

The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (wCmLp)

88 Does he sit behind her and sing "Lawyers, Guns & Money" to entertain the crowd during sidebars?

She slow jams justice, so to speak.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (kr/v5)

89 52 None of these things have ever happened to me in any office environment I've worked in. DAMMIT
Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

Fixed

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (48RE5)

90 67 I was in traffic court for speeding once. Lady judge was hot. I told her so too. She cut my fine in half.
Posted by: Xipe Totec
==

Are you serious? you must be cute or something

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (G546f)

91 DDG image search for Dawn Gentry has very little to do with Dawn Gentry and more to do with blowjobs, for some reason.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Boobies!

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (q177U)

93 I sentence you to help me make The Sign of the Three-Humped Camel. In my chambers. Now. Court is DISMISSED.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (U7qMl)

94 Good lord, what a freakshow!!

Remember this for the next time some stupid feminist says we should elect a woman so they can clean house (think: Nancy pelosi saying she was going to sweep out corruption, etc. when she was sworn in as Speaker of the House).

Yeah, no. Women can be just as deviant and corrupt as men, but worse, they will then claim that it is "empowering" when they do it AND that you are a misogynist for criticizing them for it.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (bDqIh)

95
Fixed
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (48RE5)

That's accurate. I'll allow it.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

96 "Judge 3-Inputs"

Dammit, Ace....I just know I'm gonna get pneumonia from the tea I just inhaled when I read that.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (YdcOj)

97 I got a traffic ticket. Can I get a change of venue?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (1CjJc)

98 Glad I took the day off - I'm ROTFLMAO-ing over here, boss!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (dfRN6)

99 More errors. That's all. Errors.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (r7Fvf)

100 5 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

I call bullshit on the RBG bit. No way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (7bcfy)

101 "The jury has found you guilty.

I sentence you to a mish eating contest in my chambers."

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (Zz0t1)

102 Handle ears
Cuz
You know why

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (aA3+G)

103 OT, but when I went to read the article, I saw a headline about 124 arrested in an Orlando prostitution sting, including a PGA Tour player. I clicked on that and found out the golfer was Tommy Gainey.

Tommy's nickname is "Two Gloves." The jokes just write themselves.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (FJYfm)

104
Kind of looks like Cocaine Mitch?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (zBaqJ)

105 did they put the cream INTO her or ONTO her?

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

106 Excellent. throuple thread.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (VqhL9)

107 Has Cookie Milano addressed this?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (+y/Ru)

108 Got beat on the Warren Zevon reference.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (naIlL)

109 Significant tracts of land.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (hRsfu)

110 Judge Thistle Ann Thrupple

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (DI/ar)

111 OT, sorry: Strong possibility Case Agent 1 is Stephen M. Somma re: FOOL_NELSON citing nyt article 5/2/19.
Somma appeared to be Halper's handler.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (R0z7P)

112 >>Can I get a change of venue?

Sounds like you don't need to ask this Court for permission.

Just go Otter on her.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (dSCW/)

113 Remember the 'Court' scene in the Movie "Michael" with John Travolta?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (NgKpN)

114 105 did they put the cream INTO her or ONTO her?
Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (nFwvY)

It puts the Kentucky Jelly in the basket..

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (zBaqJ)

115
The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (wCmLp)

She plays bass.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

116 It's Kentucky. Threesomes are just a small family reunion.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (Vy7tf)

117 >>>C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG

If I were an accused, or if I was a court clerk? Different answers.

And you know, the penis gets a vote too.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

118
0 + cheap bourbon = 1

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YA914)

119 BASS SOLO

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (U7qMl)

120 Anyone wanna guess the last year those ears were flat to her head?

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YdcOj)

121 86
Permission to treat the Snizz as a Hostile Witness, your honor?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (dSCW/)

Bailiff, undress that man!

Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (1CjJc)

122 "Judge 3-Inputs"

I believe the kids call this being 'airtight'. I believe...

Posted by: WTP at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (66rlH)

123 Yeah saw that. She's kinda cute, for now.

Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of "teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

124 >>>111 OT, sorry: Strong possibility Case Agent 1 is Stephen M. Somma re: FOOL_NELSON citing nyt article 5/2/19.
Somma appeared to be Halper's handler.

it's a name I've considered.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (PbpT7)

125 Heah come da Judge!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (HaL55)

126 117 >>>C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG

If I were an accused, or if I was a court clerk? Different answers.

And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

Ace, the penis is only 3/5th of a human being...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)

127 >>OT, but when I went to read the article, I saw a headline about 124
arrested in an Orlando prostitution sting, including a PGA Tour player. I
clicked on that and found out the golfer was Tommy Gainey.

Is that the sting where one of the arrestees was a naked Disney World security guard?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

128 The robes of just-us

Posted by: Builder Berg at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (qMnBn)

129 111 That is @FOOL_NELSON.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (R0z7P)

130 "And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)"

Even the greasy one?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (VpIIl)

131 Obviously we need a new definition of couple for these modern time, like we have for he/she male/female

Couple will now be commonly understood to mean "more than 2".

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (DI/ar)

132 Those ears have been tugged on, a lot.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (U7qMl)

133 She looks exactly like a Vulcan dressed up like an elf. Hilarious. LMAO

Posted by: parker at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (mmH7U)

134 She probably does the hair flip thing when she lets her hair down that turns her from a 0 to a 1 magically.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (KUaJL)

135 This is one time when it was worth losing a top 100 post because you were reading the content!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (+00Vt)

136 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it. This is the place that talks about Brie Larsen's lack of an ass for 6 months in threads about everything from impeachment to shitty Star Wars remakes.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM (VpIIl)

I call bullshit on the RBG bit. No way.
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM

Yea I am going to have to throw the challenge flag on RBG. I mean unless you're a necrophiliac.
But busty threesome boozy judge? And I am single and 25? Despite the ears, Yep. Absolutely.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (r7Fvf)

137 Is that the sting where one of the arrestees was a naked Disney World security guard?
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (bDqIh)

Yep. Same one.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (FJYfm)

138 She wears legal briefs.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (+y/Ru)

139 I demand you breach my contract!

Posted by: Judgly at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (xfPFu)

140 97 I got a traffic ticket. Can I get a change of venue?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (1CjJc)

Back off buddy, that's my territory.

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (RD7QR)

141 I'd hate to be her Dry Cleaner.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (dSCW/)

142 42 >>>18 With the hair down, meh. But meh. Saw a pic of her yesterday on FOX in a tight blue shirt. Nice bewbs.

I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7

Why is there never any toilet paper in this fucking bathroom??!!

Posted by: Chicks in courthouse waiting on child support hearing. at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (Vy7tf)

143 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it.

Look, projection is a real thing but there's no need to demonstrate it in such a repugnant fashion

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (KZzsI)

144 Keep fighting the fight, sister!

Posted by: Katie Hill at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (jyVW0)

145 132 Those ears have been tugged on, a lot.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (U7qMl)

I think the thrust (heh) of this story is that the judge was the tugger not the tugee.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (zBaqJ)

146 Where were these chicks when I was single?

I mean not that I would have...

*looks around for Heidi*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (VqhL9)

147 the guys who say they'd do literally anything are guys who have, luckily for them, NOT yet done literally anything.

As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you, and you can't stop thinking about it, the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

148 Could be worse.

Two judges not far from her picked a fight outside a White Castle in Indy, drunk - they were shot, but lived.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (a4/Ug)

149 are you people talking about getting hummers from Alfred E Neuman's sister?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (DI/ar)

150 great. now I'm going to be wondering about the female judge when I titstify, I mean testify today.

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (nFwvY)

151 The Judge may have some redeeming 'assets'
not yet in evidence.

Exhibit A:
https://tinyurl.com/vly4uhe

Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f)

152 As I look at her picture, I can hear her voice in my head, a voice scolding a divorced father seeking custody of his progeny on how his children need the calming stability and maternal instincts only a mother can provide.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YA914)

153 those ears are made for gripping

Posted by: vmom happy

I've seen pistols with less grip

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (32YRo)

154
Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of "teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

Ain't equality with men awesome?

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (48RE5)

155 The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

OK, now what did we do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (HaL55)

156 "Dawn Gentry" sounds like the kind of name a Pr0n Star would have.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (tVQUs)

157 The decedent was found at the crack of Dawn.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (m45I2)

158 And you know, the penis gets a vote too.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (PbpT7)

I said, ALL RISE

Posted by: Bailiff at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (G546f)

159 I'm going with the Howie Carr criteria here - based on the photographic evidence "not guilty".

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kUmUV)

160 You can get your insurance to pay rape-restitution with this one cool trick!

Posted by: Harvey at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (YOhRS)

161 149 are you people talking about getting hummers from Alfred E Neuman's sister?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (DI/ar)

Patricia Buttigig?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (zBaqJ)

162 I want you in my chambers.

Posted by: Here Comes The Judge Dawn at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (ufFY8)

163 "Ace, the penis is only 3/5ths of a human being..."

YMMV.

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (YdcOj)

164 If you really think about it, she is essentially a white male christian conservative.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (dNzKv)

165 She banged his gavel like it had never been banged before.

-rejected True Romance submission

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kr/v5)

166 The trouble started when Gentry hired her band's guitar player, Stephen Penrose.

Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.

This is so Democrat.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (jyVW0)

167 Funny. To look at her, whore of Babylon doesnt immediately come to mind.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (U/u2R)

168 Here cum da Judge! Here cum da Judge

Posted by: Just the Punchline at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (NgKpN)

169 Two judges not far from her picked a fight outside a White Castle in Indy, drunk - they were shot, but lived.

wtf?

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (M0u+N)

170 Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (PbpT7

Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (VqhL9)

171 >>The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.

>>OK, now what did we do?

This Pizza was supposed to be here in under 30 minutes.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (dSCW/)

172 C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it.

This depends on 85% being the charges brought.

If I'm able to avoid prison time, there's a chance.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (Zz0t1)

173 >>>166 The trouble started when Gentry hired her band's guitar player, Stephen Penrose.

Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.

This is so Democrat.

yup!

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (PbpT7)

174 Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

--

We do it with mirrors.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (JoUsr)

175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

176 152 As I look at her picture, I can hear her voice in my head, a voice scolding a divorced father seeking custody of his progeny on how his children need the calming stability and maternal instincts only a mother can provide.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YA914)

Getting worried about you.
I hear mmphff mmpph slurp

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (48RE5)

177 Ace's addition is the height of breaking news.

I love this place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (q80AH)

178 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (aA3+G)

I admire your mind reading abilities!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+00Vt)

179 We're gonna need a bigger Q-Tip.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (m45I2)

180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

181 Yes, in some pics she's teh hot in others...Meh.

Posted by: dananjcon at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (u6xw0)

182 I used to work with a really gorgeous young woman whose size would seem to fluctuate wildly from day to day. The women in the office would cattily make comments about the missing TP in the ladies' room, but eventually her cousin, who also worked for the company, spilled the beans. It was a Wonderbra type of thing. On the days she wore it they looked much bigger.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (U7qMl)

183 The defendant will rise.

Posted by: Judge Freaky Deaky at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (1CjJc)

184 165
She banged his gavel like it had never been banged before.

-rejected True Romance submission

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (kr/v5)

Really? I think the cover to that book could be excellent Grump.
Self publish.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (VqhL9)

185 she looks like clay aiken

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

186 "Dawn Gentry" sounds like the kind of name a Pr0n Star would have.

Sounds like "Dawn Sentry", a funny Philip Jose Farmer story. (On second thought, "The Henry Miller Dawn Patrol"? I forget)

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (jyVW0)

187 I think it's obvious why Penrose was a "former pastor".

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (YdcOj)

188 Next, on Wild Kingdom . . .

Dead man found in alligator's mouth actually died of meth overdose, autopsy reveals...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (+y/Ru)

189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

190 I, ahem, was in traffic court as a youth a few times. I once had a very young female judge who I tried my best to charm in court. I got the maximum fine

But I later met her at a college class where she was pursuing another degree in accounting and ended up dating her for awhile... True story.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (VpIIl)

191 >>Apparently she also plays the bass in a band

Exhibit B:

https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Eh, she's no Britta Phillips.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (bDqIh)

192 >>>182 I used to work with a really gorgeous young woman whose size would seem to fluctuate wildly from day to day. The women in the office would cattily make comments about the missing TP in the ladies' room, but eventually her cousin, who also worked for the company, spilled the beans. It was a Wonderbra type of thing. On the days she wore it they looked much bigger.

Wonderbras should be illegal. Or mandatory. Not sure which but I have strong, unresolved feelings about this.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (PbpT7)

193 >>> C'mon, if a female judge pulled you into her chambers and started making advances, she could look like RBG. Most of you would close your eyes and go for it

Would. Not.

Not even with Kurt's d*ck.

Posted by: Tinker at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dvbme)

194 Police are investigating a report of recording devices found in guest rooms at a Minneapolis hotel.

The cameras were discovered at the downtown Hyatt Regency on Saturday.

WCCO's Esme Murphy spoke with a cyber-security expert who warned: Situations like this are both common and hard to detect.

Minneapolis Police continue to release few details about the investigation, including what exactly they found and in how many Hyatt hotel rooms.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (3aI0K)

195 >>she looks like clay aiken

That Alien Boyfriend of Amy Wong on Futurama.

Kip?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dSCW/)

196 She's totally disgusting.

4/10 would smash anyway

Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (gAMkn)

197 Yep, they can create optical delusions with both.

--

We do it with mirrors.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:22 P

And spanx (sp) and push up water bras and make up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (r7Fvf)

198 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?

Bloomberg likes to tax things he doesn't approve of. So is his plan to tax the poor, to encourage them to stop being poor?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (dNzKv)

199 She does look like a woman who has too many pillows on her couch and doilies all over the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

200 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Aren't we entering the sixth decade of that war?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)

201 Not a hideous chick shouldn't need to use her judgeship to get play.

Go to a bar, whore. There's PLENTY of dudes in there that will abuse you in 1000 ways.

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)

202 she looks like clay aiken

--

Ha! She does. And Curious George.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (JoUsr)

203 I think most guys would take Pound-Her over Pound-Me (ITA).

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (YOhRS)

204 196 She's totally disgusting.

4/10 would smash anyway
Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (gAMkn)

========

This is not the proper scale.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (q80AH)

205 Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of
"teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

And yet continuing to receive more lenient punishments than if what they'd done had been done by a man. Just one more reason I hate people.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (rP4OC)

206 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

that means sending in the Army to clean out the Homeless?

OK.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (NgKpN)

207 This Pizza was supposed to be here in under 30 minutes.

But on the bright side, the knocking at the door isn't speeding up.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (HaL55)

208 >>>As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you,

Ha ha!

Luckily I've had some questionable ladies actually turn me down when I started to get too inebriated.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (q177U)

209 They'll be HIIIIIIIIIGH as a kite by then.

STONED IN SPACE: Musk sending marijuana to astronauts on ISS...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

210 she looks like clay aiken
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (PbpT7)

Did you know that Clay Aiken fans are called Clay Mates? I think that is both hilarious and pathetic.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (FJYfm)

211 6 Nice bewbs, though.
Posted by: Tinker

I like bewbs too, but I don't want to have to fight over them.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (kfcYC)

212 "filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station"

Sounds dreamie!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (hQb9S)

213 >>srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?

Seems like it. It also seems to be the female version of arrested emotional development?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (bDqIh)

214 Saw this at the bottom of ace's first link to the NY post.

'The View' Hosts are Mortified as Joy Behar Asks Chris Christie About His Sex Life

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (XzVUd)

215 Really? I think the cover to that book could be excellent Grump.
Self publish.

Hmm. Just Us? Or Slim Pickens:

He strummed her box like a Spanish guitarist with the palsy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (kr/v5)

216 I think Rule #1 applies here though.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (YOhRS)

217 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (+fPHo)

218 202 she looks like clay aiken

--

Ha! She does. And Curious George.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (JoUsr)

More like bi-curious George.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)

219 189
srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

Yeah. This is so wrong.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (1CjJc)

220 Cort's adjourned
Will grant a continuance
*rection sustained
Sentenced to 3 hours in the hole

Not your Perry Mason Court room

Posted by: Brad at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (oQLDZ)

221 Dan Fielding would have loved this judge.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (KNsKs)

222 I'm shocked that alcohol was involved.

*looks at picture again, shudders

Posted by: MJ at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (gAMkn)

223 189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

votermom, I'm right there with you. I don't get it at all. Daddy issues?

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (7bcfy)

224 Who ya gonna call......

MISH BUSTERS!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)

225 She is three tequila slammers hot.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (axyOa)

226 Maybe if her hair was dwon and she had whorey makeup on..and a Catholic School uniform. Maybe.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a hobo for dinner' at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VqhL9)

227 Bloomberg should use his $60 billion in his war on poverty. Aught to fund it for a month or two

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (yDuo2)

228 President Trump continues to make good on his promise to end liberal
judicial activism on the federal bench. With 13 of 29 judges on the
court appointed by Republican presidents, the liberal rubber stamp of
the Ninth Circuit has been stilled.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (3aI0K)

229 Those ears combined with her teeth and nose make her look straight out of Whoville.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (tVQUs)

230 Women are much more aggressive with this stuff today. Also much more litigious and extortionist. You're better off having carnal knowledge with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

231 >>> I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?

Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)

232 She has three chambers.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kmxth)

233 Gentry and Penrose, a former pastor, proceeded to use the courthouse like a swingers' club, investigators allege.

What I don't get is, why the courthouse? If you want to have freaky threesomes with your guitarist and other random women, rent a motel room, FFS. Or just go home, since you don't have a husband underfoot anymore and the worst you have to worry about is an incriminating glare from your three cats.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (rP4OC)

234 Is she elected? If so, does she belong to a party? If so, she must be a Democrat since it isn't mentioned.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kfcYC)

235 Vulcan Elf sex is the best sex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

236 Funny how its mostly women doing this crap now. Like the recent spate of
"teacher sleeping with high school (or younger) students" stories.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

---
It makes sense. Men have been depowered. And so women have more un-monitored access to power.

So, it's not as much male as it is power.

The additional societal slogan that women should make up for lost time, also plays a role here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (YOhRS)

237 200 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

=========

Aren't we entering the sixth decade of that war?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz

our cunning plan to import as many poor people as possible and pay poor people to create more poor people will eventually eliminate poverty

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (nFwvY)

238 That's a far better than average picture of her. She's borderline.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (a4/Ug)

239 I would surprise her.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (M9bB2)

240 Is she being serviced in that picture?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (kmxth)

241 Get baked and go for a space walk. Sign me up for that shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (naIlL)

242 217 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?

Folsom Prison Blues
Chain Gang
Lawyers Guns and Money
Band on the Run

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (U7qMl)

243 0 + cheap bourbon = 1
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YA914)

Objection, your honor, per the Moron math style-book, that should be:

0 + ENOUGH bourbon = 1

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (+00Vt)

244 199
She does look like a woman who has too many pillows on her couch and doilies all over the place.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

++++Doilies? She's not 90.

Posted by: washrivergal at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (XtntB)

245 I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?
Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)
---
Don't talk about fight club.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (YOhRS)

246 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (HALdu)

247 230
Women are much more aggressive with this stuff today. Also much more
litigious and extortionist. You're better off having carnal knowledge
with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

True Story: I've never made it with an eclair. But if it was coming on to me?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (1CjJc)

248 >>>232 She has three chambers.

lol.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (PbpT7)

249 srsly, what is wrong with these women?

They've been "groomed" to think nothing of it. They're liberated, and all that.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (cfSLd)

250 Was anal involved?

Cuz she has a face built for anal.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (Z4rgH)

251 Obama won his first election getting the divorce records of his opponent unsealed.

Obama was quite the unsealer and sealer. His school stuff is sealed so tight it hurts.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (+fPHo)

252 STONED IN SPACE: Musk sending marijuana to astronauts on ISS...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:25 PM (+y/Ru)

Sounds like multiple disasters waiting to happen.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (tVQUs)

253 she's cute in the ace update
wonder if she grabbed any popo butt in the pic

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (G546f)

254 Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

255 Dan Fielding would have loved this judge.

**

"Women...can't live with 'em...can't do most positions without them."
- Dan Fielding

Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (YdcOj)

256 "srsly, what is wrong with these women?

is it a power trip?"

In many cases, yes. I see this crap all the time on Wall Street with some women. Years ago it was men with staff or secretaries. Now it's women in the management chain, especially those who travel a lot.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (VpIIl)

257 >>>229 Those ears combined with her teeth and nose make her look straight out of Whoville.

YES!

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

258 She seems like a slut who never should have been placed on the bench of a traffic court. Or she seems nice?

You decide.

I say it is one more reason not to trust government.

Fuck!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (0OmEj)

259 Elon insists upon himself.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (M0u+N)

260 cindy loo-who blew

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (PbpT7)

261 The pink collar tells you she's a Democrat.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (yq1z2)

262 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM

The Monster Mish.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (r7Fvf)

263 Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

Speaking of assets, Markie Post. Wow.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (FJYfm)

264 You're better off having carnal knowledge with an eclair if you like your life.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (VpIIl)

Custard or creme filled ?

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (a4/Ug)

265 I'm sure she' exspluged a lot of records.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (kfcYC)

266 I think Rule #1 applies here though.
Posted by: Axeman

Never stick it in Crazy?
Posted by: Howard Johnson, with a laurel and hardy handshake at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (dvbme)
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Don't talk about fight club.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (YOhRS)
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Or...Nah Poofdahs!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (YOhRS)

267 235
Vulcan Elf sex is the best sex.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (r+sAi)

Pon Farr for the win, bitches.

Posted by: Horny Spock at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

268
Maybe if her hair was dwon and she had whorey makeup on..and a Catholic School uniform. Maybe.

I'd prefer some black stockings with the seam up the back and all the rest of the stuff that holds them up that also functions like safety straps so's you don't fall off whilst in flagrante dilecto.

(psst, that's legal talk, which I betcha turns her on)

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (HaL55)

269 "Women...can't live with 'em...can't do most positions without them."
- Dan Fielding
Posted by: Azathoth at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM

Markie Post. Yes please.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (r7Fvf)

270 180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

That was pretty surreal, JJ.

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

271 Her new name is Cindy Blew Who.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (naIlL)

272 Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)
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Harry did every hot alien chick...

No, wait. That was Kirk.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (YOhRS)

273 In-and-Out Burger opened a shop in town here and the stupid are lining up. Like... blocks of cars lined up to get a fast food burger. News reporters are in cars talking about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (KZzsI)

274 151 The Judge may have some redeeming 'assets'
not yet in evidence.

Exhibit A:
https://tinyurl.com/vly4uhe

Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f

She blows a mean jug, too. Not the kind you drink shine from.

Posted by: The other two chicks at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (Vy7tf)

275
votermom, I'm right there with you. I don't get it at all. Daddy issues?
Posted by: CaliGirl at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (7bcfy)

Seriously, I think it's because they (think they) can.

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (48RE5)

276 254
Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

I have to admit she is no Markie Post.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (ufFY8)

277 258 She seems like a slut who never should have been placed on the bench of a traffic court. Or she seems nice?

You decide.

I say it is one more reason not to trust government.

Fuck!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (0OmEj)

Better? She's a FAMILY COURT Judge.

You know, the ones where you don't even get to have a lawyer a lot of the time?

And hired her boyfriend as an investigator for the Court.

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (NgKpN)

278 You know what female judges say after sex?

Get off me Pa. You're crushing my smokes.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (pw+jk)

279 Ace, the penis is only 3/5th of a human being...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (zBaqJ)
_______

Mom, J.J.'s bragging again!

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (fHmCV)

280 "I sentence you to 31 pumps and 4 full licks with time off for some really bad behavior" - horny whoville judge

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (r+sAi)

281 She's a lots sexier in other photos.

Here she is playing bass in her country-rock band:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10502527/ judge-threesomes-chambers-attorneys-kentucky/

Judging from this one photo alone, most of you would classify her as a "1."

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (fK2gX)

282 262 What are the judge's band's greatest hits?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM

The Monster Mish.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:30 PM (r7Fvf)

It was a courtroom smash

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

283 Apparently she also plays the bass in a band
Exhibit B:
https://tinyurl.com/rhtfmrd

Posted by: McCool at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (+Lg8f

She blows a mean jug, too. Not the kind you drink shine from.
Posted by: The other two chicks at December

She is built like a weeble

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (HALdu)

284 With 13 of 29 judges on the
court appointed by Republican presidents, the liberal rubber stamp of
the Ninth Circuit has been stilled.
Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:27 PM (3aI0K)

Never underestimate the power of evolution, especially when you have a tenured sinecure, and really want to get into the local country club with the great bar and fantastic golf course!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (+00Vt)

285 Aquatic mammal sockoff

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

286 Get baked and go for a space walk. Sign me up for that shit.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:28 PM (naIlL)

Well that's kind of random

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (q177U)

287 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM

Oh, did someone else read that bullshit at The Federalist?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (I99aF)

288 I'm just thinking- do you think she every sat on the bench with nothing under her robe?

*rubs chin and nods head*

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (VpIIl)

289 O/T-

Case Agent 1 = Alan Kohler? Somma or Ennis are also possibilities, but I'll go with Kohler.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (wMHPW)

290 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

291 Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (48RE5)
276 254
Come on, we all know this is nothing new.

Just look at all the sexual tension on Night Court!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM (NgKpN)

I have to admit she is no Markie Post.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (ufFY

Come on, we all know it was Bull who was duh Playah!

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (NgKpN)

292 filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station,

Pre or post bankruptcy?

Posted by: Guy with a wrench and a gauge on the line. at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (FhXTo)

293 Dunno, if I keep my eyes closed...

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (EnQC8)

294
We all know why her ears are pulled out like that.

BJ handlebars.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (r+sAi)

295 286: Musk sending weed to the ISS.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (naIlL)

296 so is she an appointed judge or an elected one?

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (G546f)

297 the guys who say they'd do literally anything are guys who have, luckily for them, NOT yet done literally anything.

As one of the sadder, wiser men who did in fact say "YOLO" with a couple of real beauts (as Trump would say), that sticks with you, and you can't stop thinking about it, the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.

=======

young and dumb...you know what you did or would have done. Older and wiser, well, you're more selective. You just remember teh good stuff on your private reel

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (FEQY4)

298 With the bass, she's got a plump Jenna Fisher look.

Another picture, Katy Sagal on a hangover morning.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (YOhRS)

299 Markie Post had that wholesome look that would make you want to take her home to meet mom, if only you could trust dad.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (axyOa)

300 In fairness, the judge's husband was addicted to porn

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:29 PM

Oh, did someone else read that bullshit at The Federalist?
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (I99aF)

You mean the anonymous screed by some woman trying to explain her divorce?

Yes

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (HALdu)

301 >>Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip

Why do they think their tired, negative slogans will work against Trump's #Winning talk?

Who would you rather vote for: the ridiculously wealthy guy who wants to declare war on you, or the other wealthy guy who wants to get you a job and has the employment gains stats to back it up that pledge?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (bDqIh)

302 In some of those photos she looks like the spawn of a sister and brother who married.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

303 @42
I just linked that. So, yeah. BUT, I've seen other pictures where
she's not at all stacked. She's a D cup one day, a b cup the next.

Women's boobs are as mysterious as their mishes.
<a href="https://www.mcall.com/news/mc-xpm-1996-08-31-3103159-story.html">They probably just got paved over.</a>

Posted by: jdgalt at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (3SFo/)

304 so is she an appointed judge or an elected one?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (G546f)

According to the post she was appointed then elected.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (HALdu)

305 part of feminism is to be a slut ... there was a women's (recreational) volleyball team in New Orleans, proudly named The Sluts. Mostly professional women in their 30's (at the time). I think their idea was to show/claim that it was cool for women to sleep around, just like it always was for guys.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (Cus5s)

306 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

It'll be easier to use penal code instead of penis.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (FJYfm)

307 Who knew that the wimmens were taking notes every time some guy was busted for taking indecent liberties with women.

Now they can't do the same things fast enough.

Was she appointed? Elected? Appointed then continues to be elected? Can she be recalled? Can the chief judge in her county remove her?

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (oGBso)

308 looking at those pics in the sun article, she's a woof. Reminds me of Gavin McGinnis talking about the NYC cougar epidemic. They're hungry and thirsty and aggro.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (FEQY4)

309 "Counsel, your objection is stained."

"Don't you mean sustained, Your Honor?"

"I know what I said."

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (TnCTa)

310 270 180 175 Bloomberg calls for 'war on poverty' on CA trip...

-
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (+y/Ru)

Slap her ears on his head and you get LBJ's beagle...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:22 PM (zBaqJ)

That was pretty surreal, JJ.
Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 12, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)

A mere Dali-ance...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (zBaqJ)

311 Very very bad day, Guess I'll live unless someone would like to put me out of my misery

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (ZCEU2)

312 302 In some of those photos she looks like the spawn of a sister and brother who married.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:36 PM (VpIIl)

Oh, go to hell!

Posted by: House Lannister at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (Izzlo)

313 435 434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

-----

What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)

314 ... the same as you'll always think of that time you threw up from bad seafood every time you order clams.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (PbpT7)

_______

ISWYDT

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (fHmCV)

315 >>Schulz alleges that Gentry later pressured her to join her 3-way with
her bass player, which, let's face it, is the saddest of all 3-ways.

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (1CjJc)

316 I added some updates from a detailed newspaper account

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (PbpT7)

317 313
What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)

Forget the judge's ears. What do her gums look like?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (zBaqJ)

318 87 The judge has a guitarist?

The only way this story could have been better is if he had been a bassist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 12, 2019 02:15 PM

I was thinking Fury Road Gimp Fire Guitarist as bailiff. And whatever depraved sexual duties she wanted after hours.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (hQb9S)

319 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

320 Don't slut-shame or they'll shame you for shaming sluts!

Shame on you! -- A culture devolved completely into what was known in Anthropology at one time as a "Shame Culture" (until it was recognized that the only "Guilt Culture" was Judeo Christian)

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (YOhRS)

321 >>>It seems like another case of a sociopath seeking political power so that their criminal urges can have the blessing of official imprimatur.

*Smirks at the camera and does a little shoulder dance*

Posted by: Peter Strzok at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (datdl)

322 sorry to hear that Skip
I hope the rest of your day improves
and feel.free to vent to the horde, you know hoe good we are at life.advice

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G546f)

323 Forget the judge's ears. What do her gums look like?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM

Yea. Oooh! MMMMM.

Posted by: Peter Stozk at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (r7Fvf)

324 How do you get a bassist off your lawn?

Pay for the pizza

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (Izzlo)

325 Any news on the UK election?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (cEsBM)

326 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

Huh?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (HALdu)

327 I saw Bad Clams open for Blue Oyster Cult in '72 at Gorton's.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (m45I2)

328 I want Glenn Hughes to sing a song called This Court Sentences You.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (aMzNx)

329 What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (bloh/)
---
He may take True Form.

And we would need Hellboy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (YOhRS)

330 Those ears!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Archer at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (0E35O)

331 Her new name is Cindy Blew Who.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:32 PM (naIlL)
___

Just a ho down in Whoville.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (sN9mD)

332 The way the judge is behaving you wold expect her to be the drummer

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (HALdu)

333 Agent 1...according to sean davis "Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

I guess some folks are more in-depth with who these two guys are.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (FEQY4)

334 I'm sure this stuff has been going on since forever. However, now this trash wears it like a badge of fricking honor!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (LOq4H)

335 Markie Post was on an episode of Buck Rogers with a painted in tight outfit.And ofc the show also had Erin Gray

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (KNsKs)

336 ... better yet Chris Cornell, if he was still here.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (aMzNx)

337 Russia's only aircraft carrier "Admiral Kuznetsov" caught fire during repair works at Zvezdochka plant. 8 workers rescued, 1 unaccounted.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (3aI0K)

338 The worst is how she worked the gavel into the sex.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (HALdu)

339 Well, based on the picture at that article, she's a 0.

******

So she lost on appeal?

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (m45I2)

340 Bloomberg looks like a Mad Magazine illustration of himself made flesh.

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (q177U)

341 325 Any news on the UK election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

342 307 Who knew that the wimmens were taking notes every time some guy was busted for taking indecent liberties with women.
Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:37 PM (oGBso)

You've never heard of romance novels before?

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (7nTlT)

343 Chaka want a three-way

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10502527/judge-

threesomes-chambers-attorneys-kentucky/#

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (PbpT7)

344 I'm sure this stuff has been going on since forever. However, now this trash wears it like a badge of fricking honor!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (LOq4H)
---
Nah, we kept women out of public.

Posted by: Minoan Greeks at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (YOhRS)

345 Sigh. Off "Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen" sock.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

346 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

Slowly, at first. Then all at once.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (1CjJc)

347 Lot of truly hot women in very tight spandex went through Buck Rogers. I can just imagine the director explaining.

No, this is the future, this is how they will dress!

Like George Lucas explaining to Carrie Fisher that there are no bra's in space.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

348 would not fuck. even under penalty of law. as a low life, i do have fucking standards. no banjo's, bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KP5rU)

349 Early 80s sitcoms had the best women

Markie Post
Marilu Henner
Meredith Baxter
Lori Loughlin
Jan Smithers
etc
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:39 PM (KZzsI)

If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

350 I'm thinking her habeus corpus might have been pro bono as she was amicus curiae.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (axyOa)

351 I admit it, I gave her the roast beast.

Posted by: Grinch at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (r+sAi)

352 Out $300 because a worker wasn't paying attention then a self inflicted injury which was really really really stupid thing to do, so now hobbling around. Have ice on it.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (ZCEU2)

353 341 325 Any news on the UK election?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

========

Then the exit polls will come out and be fiercely inaccurate.

The real results will start coming in at about 11 London time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (q80AH)

354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

355 Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon you know cause I've worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (BvNzB)

356 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (Z4rgH)

357 You've never heard of romance novels before?
Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (7nTlT)
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That's just it. They *want* to feel the power and passion of men they are attracted to. They vehemently don't want that from a man they don't fancy.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (YOhRS)

358 There is the chance I'd hit it. Crazy and a good pension.

Posted by: Herr Morgenholz at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (evTu7)

359 354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

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It would have probably saved us a national headache in 2000, at the very least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (q80AH)

360 *passes hot iron to Skip"

Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (G546f)

361 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)
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Courtus Interruptus?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (YOhRS)

362 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close. You won't hear a peep until 10pm London time, which is 5pm NY time and 2pm West Coast time. At that moment, a gazillion exit polls will be released -- but not before.
Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (fK2gX)

Thanks

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (cEsBM)

363 347 Lot of truly hot women in very tight spandex went through Buck Rogers. I can just imagine the director explaining.

No, this is the future, this is how they will dress!

Yoga pants

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM (48RE5)

364 I admit it, I gave her the roast beast.
Posted by: Grinch at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM

I hope it wasn't greasy. Now go park the sleigh.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (r7Fvf)

365 I'm trying to figure out how to work penis and jury nullification into a joke.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (4thlk)

If the dick don't fit, you must acquit!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 12, 2019 02:44 PM

Snort.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (axyOa)

366 322 sorry to hear that Skip
I hope the rest of your day improves
and feel.free to vent to the horde, you know hoe good we are at life.advice
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:40 PM (G546f)

That's true, although the advice will probably involve a hot iron.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (RD7QR)

367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

368 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (KNsKs)

369 OT - FYI - The polls close in Britain at 2200 GMT.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (ufFY8)

370 I'm thinking her habeus corpus might have been pro bono as she was amicus curiae.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (axyOa)
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Without briefs.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (YOhRS)

371 >>>368 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

oh really? I had no idea.

Posted by: ace who hasn't watched that clip like 300 times at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (PbpT7)

372 367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

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Movie idea:

Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

373 Agent 1...according to sean davis "Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

I guess some folks are more in-depth with who these two guys are.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 02:41 PM (FEQY4)

Kohler completely fits the bill:

Worked in London; worked on Russian counterintelligence, moved back to DC apparently to work with Mueller, has deep ties to FBI counterintelligence.
Also won all sorts of awards for best agent type thing- he knew what he was doing

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (wMHPW)

374 Like George Lucas explaining to Carrie Fisher that there are no bra's in space.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (KZzsI)

The man had a point, not like you had to worry about gravity and what you would look like in 40 years.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (kUmUV)

375 The first two seasons of Star Trek: The Next Cameltoe.

Spandex is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (I99aF)

376 Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs)

377 354 They have a law there embargoing any political reporting on election day until the polls close.

So does Canada. We need a law like that, too.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Agreed.

Posted by: undecided voter in the Florida Panhandle on election day 2000 at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (fK2gX)

378 I must be weird to be on Greenich Mean Time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (kr/v5)

379 Hey, everyone, stop slut-shaming. That's wrong.

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (MO30/)

380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (dfRN6)

382 Meredith Baxter did that tv movie about breast cancer where she showed tit.

oh really? I had no idea.
Posted by: ace who hasn't w

LOL. Also now a lesbian.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (wMHPW)

383 Any news on the UK election?

Too early for the election judges to have finished their 3-ways.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (Wd55D)

384 380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)

385 Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)
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With a riding crop, but...yeah.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

386 Ex partay!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (m45I2)

387
If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!
Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

388 >>>381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.

it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

389 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)
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Don't think I have to tell you my answer.

Posted by: Metallica's First Album at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

390 >Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Is suicide an option?

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (MO30/)

391 375 Rewatched an early episode and was surprised,they still had the mini skirts.Probably because Roddenberry.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KNsKs)

392 Well done Gnubreed. HOF worthy.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (H+S8x)

393 >>>384 380 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

I know who's in the last slot.

Posted by: The Grim Reaper at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (PbpT7)

394 Maybe she was just trying to get the couples to reconcile with some sex counseling

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

395 372 367 Good luck in that court if your ex is hotter than you...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:45 PM (LOq4H)

========

Movie idea:

Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (q80AH)

That's not so much a movie idea as a porn idea.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (7nTlT)

396 Brad Pitt and Scarlett Johannson are married but going through a divorce and this judge is overseeing the proceedings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz

Pretty sure there's a way, way lower budget version on some pron site...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (LOq4H)

397 had a guy who looked just like who worked for us. everybody called him, EARS!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (KP5rU)

398 Hey, everyone, stop slut-shaming. That's wrong.
Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (MO30/)
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Stop shame-slutting.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:48 PM (YOhRS)

399 Kinky country judge. Big ears and dilverance grin.
Posted by: Redenzo at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (E7vND)

"Say, 'I hope Mom doesn't catch us'. Say it! SAY IT!"

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (U7voe)

400 >>it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

It works better if you read the word 'greasy' like an Englishman.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (dSCW/)

401 389 It could be worse:

RBG
Sotomayor
Kagan
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (q80AH)
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Don't think I have to tell you my answer.
Posted by: Metallica's First Album at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (YOhRS)

\m/

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (Izzlo)

402 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!
Geez it's like I don't know you people
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

Gotta be honest - I was never completely convinced she was an actual human. If the Japanese were building a sex robot (Who am I kidding? OF COURSE the Japanese are building sex robots), it would look a lot like Loni Anderson.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (FJYfm)

403 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"

Posted by: ace collecting an easy one just left on the table at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

404 I was right.Here are pictures.

https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meredithbaxter.html

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (KNsKs)

405 That's not so much a movie idea as a porn idea.

Posted by: Someguy

Horde mind, like some sort of Crossfire Hurricane!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (LOq4H)

406 markie post fucked bill clinton.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

407 Here's a rundown of his background. My money is on this guy as the #1 scumbag; hopefully soon to be known as Inmate #9876945...

ticklethewire.com/2019/09/04/alan-e-kohler-jr-promoted

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (wMHPW)

408 "If Judge 3-Inputs pressures lawyers into filling her up like a Twinkie that spent too long in the cream station..."

Funny shit, Ace. Nice

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (d1uFV)

409 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"

********

Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (m45I2)

410 Dawn Gentry...Didn't she do that song about Billy Joe McCallester and the Tallahatchee bridge?

Posted by: WTP at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (66rlH)

411 >>>404 I was right.Here are pictures.

https://www.aznude.com/view/celeb/m/meredithbaxter.html
Posted by: steevy

...

Really? I've never seen these before 300 times.

Posted by: ace who definitely has seen these before 3000 times at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (PbpT7)

412 Thinking my 1/2 bottle of cognac to drown my sorrows

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (ZCEU2)

413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

Suzanne Somers anyone?

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (rP4OC)

414 Actually video

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KNsKs)

415 388
>>>381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.

it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

*Breathes sigh of relief*

Posted by: garrett's Mom at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

416 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"

How do you think her ears got that way?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (HALdu)

417
You're on 'er!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (m45I2)

418 Gotta be honest - I was never completely convinced she was an actual human.

Yeah she looked like something from one of those early Playboy cartoons

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KZzsI)

419 403 this gives a new meaning to "jug-eared fuck"
Posted by: ace collecting an easy one just left on the table at December 12, 2019 02:49 PM (PbpT7)

Nice. That line is worthy of one of your commenters.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (KCBKF)

420 and Will Hurd continues his assault on his fellow Texans by voting for more migrants in the Farm Bill

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (XTiHL)

421 393
>>>384 380 It could be worse:

RBG

Sotomayor

Kagan

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (iw59Q)

========

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

422 Lawyer: Your Honor, I request a sidebar.

Big-eared Judge: No need, I can hear you just fine from here.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (m45I2)

423 381 Markie Post definitely a 1 but also, I believe, a big time leftist. So don't forget to take your gag with you.

it's right here, hanging down between my fat greasy balls

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (PbpT7)

*Breathes sigh of relief*

Posted by: garrett's Mom at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (ufFY

Sorry, but that was laugh out loud funny.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (HALdu)

424 Still trying to decide if the morons would hit this or not, kinda leaning not, though some even found Lisa Page hit able.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (ZCEU2)

425 markie post fucked bill clinton.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 02:50 PM (KP5rU)

Look, if you're going to cast aside every woman who did that, you're going to be awful lonely in Arkansas.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (FJYfm)

426 421
Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

=========

You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

427 >>>Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:46 PM (KNsKs)

"I'd hit that?"

Posted by: Max Power at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (q177U)

428 when the gavel is not the only thing you bang

Posted by: Priapism at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (2cfUo)

429 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (48RE5)

430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not they also fucked Hillary.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

431 The 3-way slutty stuff is a distraction, that she was punishing lawyers, and therefore their clients, for things like not attending her band's shows and donating to her campaign is run of the mill corruption and abuse of power.

That she punished lawyers for not sleeping with her, too, is **sexual harassment** like feminists have been b#tching about for decades (and it's just as bad as when women do it, though I bet this judge escapes criticism by feminists for it).

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

432 I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

433 Seriously,if you showed a guy from the 50's what women wear in public now what would they think?

"Last time I saw women dressed like that it was on the waterfront in Shanghai"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

434 Is Judge Cumdumpster a demonrat? Party affiliations we're not mentioned in the article so I assumed 'rat party.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (bML9A)

435 413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:47 PM (48RE5)

Suzanne Somers anyone?
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:51 PM (rP4OC)

I always liked Priscilla Barnes, who played Terry the last roommate , the best

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (Izzlo)

436 426 421
Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

=========

You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

Benjamin Franklin said all cats are gray in the dark. Plus the act might push that damn harridan in the grave, for the good of the country.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (7nTlT)

437 She's fine to hit but the fact that she's a disgusting human being makes it a no.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KCBKF)

438 Still trying to decide if the morons would hit this or not, kinda leaning not, though some even found Lisa Page hit able.

Posted by: Skip

Dad: "Son, given enough alcohol, a man will f*** mud."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (LOq4H)

439 I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)
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O! The Decorum!

Posted by: Pearl-clutching Media at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (YOhRS)

440 The 3-way slutty stuff is a distraction, that she was punishing lawyers, and therefore their clients, for things like not attending her band's shows and donating to her campaign is run of the mill corruption and abuse of power.

That she punished lawyers for not sleeping with her, too, is **sexual harassment**

Yeah she's a real piece of work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

441 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM

Bailey Quarters by a mile.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (r7Fvf)

442 Never was a fan of the bleach blond like Loni.Not that I would turn her down of course.

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KNsKs)

443 That she is a drunken slut is the least of the problems.

She deliberately and continually made deals with child protective services without the presence or input of lawyers representing the families of her soon-to-be victims.

Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from the fed, that is something deeply evil.

Posted by: mrshad at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (IJsa1)

444 I was always crushing in Valerie Bertinelli but being older now, the mom on One Day at a Time wasn't bad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

445 430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not they also fucked Hillary.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

Not necessarily.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KCBKF)

446 Look who's too hot to bang a Vulcan Elf! Like you wouldn't hit that at Comic Con in costume.

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)

447 The HuffPo is having a journogasm about some anti-Trump billboards put up in swing districts by a group called "Republicans for the Rule of Law."

Never heard of them? Me neither. So... google. Guess who the founder of the group is?

hint: the name rhymes with "pistol"

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Cssks)

448 She's fine to hit but the fact that she's a disgusting human being makes it a no.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (KCBKF)

I dunno, it's like banging Spock's little sister.

Bringing another gal in would probably put me over the top though.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (5L347)

449 Fuck: Bridget Moynihan

Marry: Jennifer Connelly

Kill: Ashley Judd

This game is easy.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (M0u+N)

450 On the other hand that desperate stay away, though maybe the judge thing was taking roll playing to the 10th level

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (ZCEU2)

451 426
421

Is this fuck, marry, kill?

Marry RBG, since she's already got one foot in the grave anyway.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (rP4OC)

=========

You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

That is SO not in the rules!

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (rP4OC)

452 Never was a fan of the bleach blond like Loni.Not that I would turn her down of course.
Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (KNsKs)
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Stretched face as well.

Definitely preferred Baily all around.

Posted by: Pearl-clutching Media at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (YOhRS)

453 If Markie Post banged Clenis, she also went muff-diving on Grandma Death.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (naIlL)

454 Jan Smithers.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ufFY8)

455 I dunno, it's like banging Spock's little sister.

Bringing another gal in would probably put me over the top though.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (5L347)

That was also laugh out loud funny

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (HALdu)

456 Bailey Quarters by a mile.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (r7Fvf)

In hindsight, absolutely. As a young man, you can be blinded by boobs without noting the subtle charms of boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (ycWCI)

457
Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from the fed, that is something deeply evil.

Posted by: mrshad at December 12, 2019 02:55 PM (IJsa1)

The two things tend to go hand in hand.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (7nTlT)

458 You know where that Gavel has been? Right?

Posted by: portlandon at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (+oR7L)

459 Look who's too hot to bang a Vulcan Elf! Like you wouldn't hit that at Comic Con in costume.
Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Dh1wo)
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Is she dressed as Sailor Moon?

Posted by: A Guy with a Question at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

460 The waters of my home world would remain undiscussed with this judge.

Posted by: Muad'dib at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (sjdRT)

461 I always liked Priscilla Barnes, who played Terry the last roommate , the best

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Priscilla Barnes was beautiful. The prettiest of all three blondes on that show. I like Somers. She had a lot of comedic talent. But she was no looker, imo. That is, from the neck up. The neck down was another story.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (JoUsr)

462 Alice Kramden was a hot little redheaded minx. And bitingly sarcastic and funny as hell.

Add a box of Clairol and I essentially married her.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (HFvfO)

463 430 Everyone fucked Bill Clinton, the question is whether or not ~~they~~ he also fucked Hillary.
Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (HALdu)

suggested edit

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (48RE5)

464 >>Be the kinkiest whore in the county, whatever. But when you use the
government to steal children so the state can get some extra funds from
the fed, that is something deeply evil.

THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (bDqIh)

465 432
I finally watched the Matt Gaetz video where he describes Hunter Biden
walking thru homeless camps buying crack. Right there in the House, LOL.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

Not gonna lie, Mr. MWR has a bit of a mancrush on Matt Gaetz ever since he led the charge to basically kick down the doors on that one Democrat impeachment hearing.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (rP4OC)

466 429 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM (48RE5)

Chuck Dixon does mini movie reviews on his facebook page, and the other day he reviewed the awful Faye Dunaway costume drama "The Wicked Lady." I responded, "There were a couple of good things about that movie." Anyone who's seen it knows what I mean.

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (Izzlo)

467 Never heard of them? Me neither. So... google. Guess who the founder of the group is?

hint: the name rhymes with "pistol"

Posted by: mnw at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (Cssks)
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Those Pierre guys seem to have unlimited funds for this sort of thing.

Posted by: Boots at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (oGBso)

468 You know where that Gavel has been? Right?

Posted by: portlandon at December 12, 2019 02:57 PM (+oR7L)
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I'm an expert in that kind of thing.

Posted by: The Otter at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

469
I saw Fuck, Marry, Kill open for Peter, Paul and Mary at the Bitter End in '66.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (zBaqJ)

470 I liked Terry a lot but I appreciate Cindy more now that I've grown up. In both talent and looks. She was actually very funny.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (HFvfO)

471 http://___2244.imagevenue.com/___.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG Markey Post NSFW

Posted by: Dr Ruth at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (HMHlJ)

472 I'd hit that.

Posted by: Little Boomer at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (6fu25)

473 451 You have to consummate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (q80AH)

That is SO not in the rules!
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 02:56 PM (rP4OC)

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Them's the rules!

No prima nocta round these parts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the ~~Force~~ Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

474 Ya would think we have something better to talk about than a Judge's sex life? Ah maybe not...never mind. Any naked pics?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (cEsBM)

475 I saw Fuck, Marry, Kill open for Peter, Paul and Mary at the Bitter End in '66.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 02:59 PM (zBaqJ)
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That was Seven Mary Three.

Posted by: Correcting Guy at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (YOhRS)

476 My old man and I had a great male bonding moment re Loni on WKRP
"There's only two reasons to watch this show, and there they are!"
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:53 PM

I used to tease my girl by telling her she only liked the Thor movies because they starred her two favorite actors-- Chris Hemsworth's Pecs and Chris Hemsworth's Abs.

Posted by: Dawn Gentry at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (U7voe)

477 Off skank judge sock.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (U7voe)

478 I'm picturing a police uniform and a defendant dress up, maybe junkie or old time mafia

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:01 PM (ZCEU2)

479 Really? I've never seen these before 300 times.

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hmmmm...she's kinda past the wall at that point but I suppose it was hot for pre-internet days.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:01 PM (FEQY4)

480 I was always crushing in Valerie Bertinelli but being older now, the mom on One Day at a Time wasn't bad.

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Oh lord, I was a young teen at the time and grew up loving and watching ODaaT. I still hear the reverberation of my dad's voice in his not being able to stand Bonnie Franklin. To me, she always looked like John Denver.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (JoUsr)

481 462 Alice Kramden was a hot little redheaded minx. And bitingly sarcastic and funny as hell.

Add a box of Clairol and I essentially married her.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM (HFvfO)

I remember one episode where she was wearing a little skirt to a costume party & Ralph freaked out; "Everyone is gonna be staring at your knees!" she replied "So, I'll walk in backwards"

Posted by: josephistan at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (Izzlo)

482 Ya would think we have something better to talk about than a Judge's sex life? Ah maybe not...never mind. Any naked pics?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 03:00 PM (cEsBM)

Gotta be out there somewhere.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (5L347)

483 ......having threesomes in Judges chambers?

Really tired of Ace making things sound so negative.

Posted by: JROD at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ZsEG/)

484 Secret NOOD Agent.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (YOhRS)

485 Priscilla Barnes was beautiful. The prettiest of
all three blondes on that show. I like Somers. She had a lot of
comedic talent. But she was no looker, imo. That is, from the neck up.
The neck down was another story.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 02:58 PM

I wish we could have seen Susan Lanier's Chrissy. She was in the second unaired pilot. Her arm can be seen feeding seagulls in every closing credits scene, because they used that footage from that rejected pilot for some reason.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (I99aF)

486 Ace, please find a story about a 300 pound female truck driver who doinked every warehouse worker from coast to coast so I can read how the morons rate her a "0", but would still spread jelly over her ass and lick it out of the fat crevices like a hungry anteater.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (VpIIl)

487 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (ycWCI)

488 471 http://___2244.imagevenue.com/___.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG Markey Post NSFW
Posted by: Dr Ruth

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dammit, now that would be interesting, what's the decode for the blank spots

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (FEQY4)

489 To me, she always looked like John Denver.
Posted by: Lady in Black
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Wait. You mean she wasn't John Denver?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (Y4EXg)

490 435 413 If you were a mammary man, Markie Post and Meredith Baxter Birney were easily in the top 5.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:43 PM (FJYfm)

Uhh, Loni Anderson? Hellooo!

Geez it's like I don't know you people

If we are using radio-carbon dating to identify..

What happened to Victoria Principal?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (lD3vL)

491 Her court is run out of a booth at the Waffle House. Her bailiff, husband, first cousin, collects the I40 speeding fines and buys meth with his cut.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (C1Lsn)

492 289 O/T-

Case Agent 1 = Alan Kohler? Somma or Ennis are also possibilities, but I'll go with Kohler.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 02:34 PM (wMHP

Kohler is the faucet of information.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (EnQC8)

493 I wish we could have seen Susan Lanier's Chrissy.

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She was very beautiful, too. I remember her in Welcome Back, Kotter and an episode of Alice.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 03:03 PM (JoUsr)

494 Like my Dad always told me

a just fight turns boys into men

but there's always an exception

right, Mutt ?

you fucking pussy

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (rpxSz)

495 dammit, now that would be interesting, what's the decode for the blank spots
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 12, 2019 03:02 PM (FEQY4)
i m g without the spaces

Posted by: random ~~lurker~~ commenter at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (48RE5)

496 There's a snuke in her snizz!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (d7Ww2)

497 4 Is Judge Cumdumpster a demonrat? Party affiliations we're not mentioned in the article so I assumed 'rat party.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 12, 2019 02:54 PM (bML9A)
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Nope.... she's a Republican.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 03:04 PM (wiXsO)

498 There's a thread Ace could do to fill time ...
Men - Fuck, Marry, Kill
Women - Boots under my bed, Marry, Divorce

Boots under my bed, young Tom Selleck
Marry, middle aged Tom Selleck
Divorce is easy, George Conway

Posted by: Alice McD at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (E+yET)

499
There can't be anything to this. She took her husband to the cleaners in the divorce, so how could there be anything to this?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (lhUiO)

500 There's a thread Ace could do to fill time ...

Men - Fuck, Marry, Kill

Posted by: Alice McD

Sadly, all in the same theater.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 03:09 PM (BN/jk)

501 small town judges are some of the most horrible people in this country. what my brother went through in his divorce in custody was immoral. the three judges in his case eventually went to jail for bribery as well as the judge appointed child psychologist.
but weird how that wasn't major news in his state as they were all democrat contributors.
they only got caught when they didn't quite understand that they shouldn't have wrongly ruled against the son of a judge in another state.

Posted by: nora at December 12, 2019 03:10 PM (nyQyG)

502 There can't be anything to this. She took her husband to the cleaners in the divorce, so how could there be anything to this?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 12, 2019 03:05 PM (l
*******
This is why I get so infuriated when anyone even dares to say, "Believe All Women."
As a woman, I can tell you that women can be conniving, manipulating bitches.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (wiXsO)

503 I was getting a good chuckle out of this story and ace's stylings thereof, until I got to the part that abused children were also victimized by this she-demon's antics.

Posted by: kallisto at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (kD8Fh)

504 http://img2244.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=292154732_PostMBW01_123_414lo.JPG

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:11 PM (kr/v5)

505 Grump who is she? Kinda looks familiar

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)

506 Twenty minute recess for a conference with council in my hot wet Chambers.

Posted by: Suetonius at December 12, 2019 03:17 PM (d3iLH)

507 Grump who is she? Kinda looks familiar

Markie Post

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (kr/v5)

508 189 srsly, what is wrong with these women?
is it a power trip?
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (G546f)

Nothing, they just have a different hobby than you do.

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 12, 2019 03:18 PM (B+t5k)

509 Is she dressed as Sailor Moon?
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I was going to throw that in as a Big Bang Theory nod but decided too insider but I guess I was wrong!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 12, 2019 03:21 PM (Dh1wo)

510 I'd cut her a break. Just sayin.

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 03:23 PM (1TU21)

511
Jeebus, she looks like Howdy Fooking Doody.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 03:33 PM (pNxlR)

512

Had her EARS pulled one too many times....

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 04:40 PM (5IHGB)

513 But do we have any nekkid bong smoking pics?
I like nekkid bong smoking pics.

Posted by: txjohn at December 12, 2019 06:18 PM (T70vd)

514 Courtroom sex is one of the worst kids of sex.

Courtroom sex is when the judge fucks you right there in the courtroom while your ex-wife laughs.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at December 12, 2019 07:10 PM (5fSr7)

515 Now I want a Twinkie.

Posted by: Modgi at December 12, 2019 08:59 PM (t6uk6)

516 Saw a pic of her in normal dress without judicial robes. She has an impressive set.

Posted by: 370H55V at December 13, 2019 02:14 AM (WusEB)

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