Reckoning: Techno_Fog Posts Thread Quoting the Tweets of Those In the Media (Including the Fake Conservative AEI Media) Who Perpetrated Comey's and Schiff's Lies on the Public For Three Grueling Years

I'm not going to post them all -- there are a lot of bad actors, obviously -- but you can scroll through the Hall of Shame here.

Much of this has to do with the lie that the Steel "dossier" wasn't even part of the FISA application. Horowitz reports this is false -- the "dossier" was "central and essential" to the FISA warrant. A previous warrant application without the Steele lies had been rejected.

Schiff and the Deep Staters knew that the Steele dossier was a lie, but used it to get a warrant anyway -- requiring them to later deny that the Steele dossier had been included in the FISA application.

And there were a lot of Fusion Kens and Fusion Nats in the media willing -- nay, eager! -- to lie and lie to the public about this.

Others stake their journalistic reputations on the claim that most of the Steele dossier has been "verified"!

And they still haven't issued any retractions for their lies, and they never will.



Obviously, chubbalicious progressive manbaby Jonah Goldberg is on the list.

Couch!



And of course "Fusion Ken" Dilanian:



New York Times opinion editor and snarky Twitter liberal idiot Will Wilkinson:



CNN's second most beloved legal analyst, after Michael Avenatti, of course:



Fusion Jim Sciutto, former Obama staffer:



Fusion Nat, but, I mean, come on. This one is obvious and obligatory.



This idiot, who was in the DOJ for a very short period of time before deciding to trade on her alleged "expertise" to act as a Democrat spokesmoron on CNN:



Glenn Simpon's best friend and former partner Evan Perez, who, along with Carl Bernstein, Fusion Jim Schiutto, and NeverTrump's very own Walter Cronkite Jake Tapper:



Another ignorant CNN "journalist" who seems to do most of his reporting on Twitter:




Another obvious one: Shriveled spinster and envenomed femcel Jen Rubin:



And how about Brookings "ethics czar" Norm Eisen, who stopped working as a "non-partisan" working for Brookings to, um, join Jerry Nadler's partisan staff:



And here are some other people dunking on the "media experts" who have been wrong about literally everything.

And "wrong" puts it charitably -- I suspect many of them knew they were actively lying.



To be honest, I suspect it's because some of them are simply on Fusion GPS' payroll:



And some more clips from the hearings:



Meanwhile, Bill Kristol keeps insisting that it's three years ago, when he Was Somebody (sort of).

He retweeted the below picture, re-insisting on the Russia Collusion Conspiracy Theory that has been so thoroughly discredited by now, by Mueller, by Horowtiz, and, as Horowitz told us, by Christopher Steele's "primary sub-source himself."



But don't stop believing, Bill.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:22 PM




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1 First.

Posted by: Someguy at December 11, 2019 07:22 PM (Zm+LZ)

2 dossier

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says dosier... at December 11, 2019 07:23 PM (EgshT)

3 Buh buh buh my lover err I mean master err I mean informant at the FBI insisted everything was by the book!

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 11, 2019 07:25 PM (rv3LJ)

4 We sailed on together. We drifted apart. And here you are by my side. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at December 11, 2019 07:25 PM (EgshT)

5 Ahoy!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 11, 2019 07:25 PM (jGwFb)

6 Fun to see IG covering his ass

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:26 PM (U7k5w)

7 Rookie mistake. I know. Read the content AND used more than one word.

Posted by: Cold Rage at December 11, 2019 07:26 PM (rv3LJ)

8 I'd still love to read the "Rules for IG investigations" book to see if they are really so neutered and can't determine bias. Would like to know who came up with them and when.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:27 PM (U7k5w)

9 When Trump said "We caught them all." I didn't realize he meant half the population of the United States was in on it.

Holy Moly!

Posted by: Just Lily at December 11, 2019 07:27 PM (rw1l7)

10 It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 07:28 PM (yQpMk)

11 Willowed from earlier, not mine but-This needs to go to Trump's camp-

Just to make sure this is clear:

Hillary Clinton's campaign worked with foreign governments to interfere with the 2016 presidential campaign, and she paid to create the dossier. The CIA and the FBI lied, falsified evidence, planted spies in the Trump campaign, and spied on Trump and his staff from 2015 until 2018.

Because of all of this, Trump needs to be impeached.

Posted by: free tibet at December 11, 2019 07:29 PM (C47yV)

12 Ace, it amazes me you are able to wade though the BS social media at all without losing your mind.

I just can't do it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Y4EXg)

13 I look forward to learning the opinions of my betters in the media about as much as I enjoy catching a whiff off an overflowing septic tank.

Posted by: Never wanted to be foist anyway at December 11, 2019 07:29 PM (mBXrl)

14 Is a kale sammich a sammich? Fight me?

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:29 PM (M0u+N)

15 > WaPo reporter @shaneharris has been lying to the public this whole time.

The amusing thing about this is that "WaPo reporter has been lying to the public this whole time" could have been written at any time since the paper's founding in 1877.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 07:30 PM (WsmTT)

16 "And they still haven't issued any retractions for their lies, and they never will."

And they never gave a crap if they were right anyway. It's the narrative that counts to them and they own it and can push it at will. But that's WHY they HATE PDT. Because he fights back. And he inspires others I believe to do so as well. the people who gulped down all this cock are too far gone to save and I don't want to save them anyway. I hate them, especially the NT cuck patrol of White Claw. They have a special place in hell. The MFM did their job and got their biscuits and a tummy rub.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 07:30 PM (r7Fvf)

17 Row, Row, Row My Bloat.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at December 11, 2019 07:30 PM (UH5Ua)

18 Journeyisagreatbandfightme.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:30 PM (M0u+N)

19 Pens

Posted by: Pins at December 11, 2019 07:30 PM (5TmO/)

20
What's that song that goes I believe in miracles you sexy thing?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (dzA2p)

21 They believe whatever they have to believe to get Trump.

In that moment.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (hbTkw)

22 Yeah they pushed that "dossier is true or at least mostly true and valid" bit for a while now, every time someone smacked them with it being nonsense. A lot. Smugly, sneeringly.

Not so much any more.

Didn't it used to be a thing that reporters got pissed off when someone "burned" them with lies or made them look stupid? That they would go out of their way to ruin someone or at least punish them for using a journalist?

Now it seems like they try to find technical excuses for how akshually it is still all true, in a deeper way, technically.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

23 Is it doable to have a shooting civil war limited only between the people who have an opinion on the Steel dossier and Russian collusion?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 07:32 PM (2DOZq)

24 Apparently 'no apparent bias' only works as a defense when Republicans are involved. When it was Hillary and her e-mails being investigated the 'bias' was in her favor as in: "No reasonable prosecutor..." or in changing "Gross Negligence" to "extreme carelessness", the former being prosecutable while the latter isn't. Convenient, isn't it?

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 11, 2019 07:32 PM (fS3vz)

25
Nobody asked WhoreOwitz the obvious question: If the FBI didn't alter any documents and told the FISA judge the whole truth, would they have been granted a FISA warrant?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:32 PM (dzA2p)

26 Only fear the Lord, and serve him in truth with all your heart: for consider how great things he hath done for you.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (zD38/)

27 I think PDT needs to demand Steele be turned over to us for trial. It's outright espionage. At least charge the fucker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (hbTkw)

28 Wishcasting. If they wish for it hard enough, they believe it will come true.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (bFkYZ)

29 What's that song that goes I believe in miracles you sexy thing?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (dzA2p)

I don't know, but here's Queen with the media's entrance song, "Liar":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU7rqB9E_0M

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (U7voe)

30 No stories are going to be retracted.

No one is going to get fired.

No one is going to get sued.

In the smirk of Harry Reid, it worked, didn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (GbPPJ)

31 Sadly, not a single one of these Illiterate Typewriter Monkeys or Incompetent TelePrompTer Retards will ever publish a word acknowledging their bias or failure.

"Democrat Activists With Bylines" indeed.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (fp3O8)

32 Beautiful Id buy the book.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (wMHPW)

33 What's that song that goes I believe in miracles you sexy thing?

https://youtu.be/JIN36NweL6I

Hot Chocolate. So much great funk and soul from the early 70s before disco ruined it forever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (KZzsI)

34 The whole idea of calling it a "dossier" was meant on purpose, to sex it up. It sounds so much more "official". Oooh the dossier from the British spy! And the seals clapped and asked for another mackerel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (r7Fvf)

35 Pravda had more honor than the American media does.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (fS3vz)

36 Somehow I doubt there will be any mea culpas...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (LOq4H)

37

In other words, if one "corrected" all 19 of the "mistakes" and "inaccuracies" made by the FBI and their co-conspirators, would they have got the FISA warrant?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:34 PM (dzA2p)

38 Ahoy!

Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:34 PM (HaL55)

39 dossier

Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says dosier... at December 11, 2019 07:23 PM (EgshT)
........

You forgot "dirty" and "bought and paid for" etc, etc.

Hannity will be insufferable tonight.

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

40 Akshully...

Posted by: Jonah G. at December 11, 2019 07:35 PM (2N7oZ)

41 I'd say at this point that everyone who votes for impeachment is an accomplice.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 07:35 PM (nFwvY)

42 Traitors deserve a traitor's death.
I'm over bullets or rope. I want them locked in a building that is on fire.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 11, 2019 07:35 PM (pw+jk)

43 The FISA courts have culpability in this fiasco.

Just saying it so it's said.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:35 PM (M0u+N)

44 OK, a guy on twitter burned the media. It is not like the media cares. Nor will the cover it. Is this more than the digital version of an angry man yelling at clouds?

Posted by: henry at December 11, 2019 07:36 PM (J3Rfi)

45 I berieeve in miracars...

Posted by: Drunk Asian Karoke guy at December 11, 2019 07:36 PM (r7Fvf)

46 Didn't it used to be a thing that reporters got pissed off when someone "burned" them with lies or made them look stupid? That they would go out of their way to ruin someone or at least punish them for using a journalist?

Now it seems like they try to find technical excuses for how akshually it is still all true, in a deeper way, technically.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

This was a long time ago. Now the DC elite is so inbred, media with pols, that the MSM and pols work together. Some of this is related, IMO to the number of power couples. I would hate to be Horowitz tonight facing his CNN/NPR producer wife. It had to be hard to go after left wing heroes like that, knowing a pussy-hatted woman waited. It looks like he's aged 10 years in the past 12 months.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (U7k5w)

47 Chuck Ross

The journos who got snookered by Fusion GPS and Chris Steele should be pissed, but they don't seem to be.



________




You underestimate the value of swamp-cred that goes with being a proud whore, Chuck. Useful idiocy has never before helped so many careers nor paid so well ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (WqPYg)

48 I believe in Miracle Whip...

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (v0R5T)

49 Knowingly using a fake dossier paid for by Trump's political opponent to politically bring down a duly elected President seems like a slam dunk in regard to political bias.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (2DOZq)

50 Thanks for the NOOD people....

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (zr5Kq)

51 There was no intent. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (EgshT)

52 Holy cats!


Fox just laid out all of Hunter Biden's dirty laundry. From his wife divorcing him, to his "dating" his dead brother's wife, to impregnating "a DC stripper" and the paternity suit by her.

Joe's response was, "Wut about Trump?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

53 yeah, dossier sounds much better than "michelle obama thesis level of incoherence and lies"

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:38 PM (FEQY4)

54 > No one is going to get fired.

Not directly, perhaps, but the declining circulation numbers will take their toll eventually.


The WaPo has gone from about 800,000 to about 300,000 in the last couple of decades, and they're one of the more successful ones.

Most of these people are too stupid to learn to code, and the print journalists, at least, are generally too ugly to work as prostitutes, so their future career options are limited.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 07:38 PM (WsmTT)

55 Volume II should be "Schiff For Brains: His Lies, Obfuscations, Perfuries, Omissions, Slanders, Fibs and Fables. The Face of the Dems."

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:38 PM (wMHPW)

56 FISA makes Watergate look like a toddler taking a cookie from a cookie jar.

Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees! at December 11, 2019 07:39 PM (N5dam)

57 No one is going to get fired.



Not directly, perhaps, but the declining circulation numbers will take their toll eventually.

===

7500 mediates lost their jobs. Not great but it is a start.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 11, 2019 07:39 PM (pw+jk)

58 Grampa needs a publicist.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 11, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

59 > Pravda had more honor than the American media does.

Definitely. Pravda said it was the official newspaper of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union right on the masthead. It made no claim to "independent journalism".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 07:40 PM (WsmTT)

60 FISA makes Watergate look like a toddler taking a cookie from a cookie jar.
Posted by: Oh no! Not the bees!


I've said it before but the Clintons make Nixon look positively naive.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:40 PM (M0u+N)

61 It looks like he's aged 10 years in the past 12 months.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (U7k5w)

Perjury or left wing wife. Hmmmmm....

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 07:40 PM (U7voe)

62 53 yeah, dossier sounds much better than "michelle obama thesis level of incoherence and lies"
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:38 PM (FEQY4)

You read that Senior thesis, too? It was high schoolish.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:40 PM (U7k5w)

63

"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, SCOAMF fellator, anti-American on 6-13-16

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

64 Well, off to go do somewhat productive things. It's warmer inside my freezer than outside my home. Thanks Greta for saving our asses. (Scrunt)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 11, 2019 07:41 PM (r7Fvf)

65 The WaPo has gone from about 800,000 to about 300,000 in the last couple of decades, and they're one of the more successful ones.

Yeah its not exactly true that nobody gets fired, all these news giants have laid off a lot of people. The NYT emptied out so much of its building that its renting out space now. They are getting fired, just... not the people you really want to. Its like when a business is overpaying its excessive executive body and starts "tightening its belt" by firing workers and expecting them to do twice as much.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 07:41 PM (KZzsI)

66 Nah.

Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (RuIsu)

67 Can't believe I missed the post with "Gollum masturbating on a public bus" in it!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (+0AKE)

68 Send us your dossier including salary requirements and hobbies. Include at least one picture of yourself, from the front, full height, bra optional.

Posted by: wth at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (v0R5T)

69 Why are republicans so hung up on the Steele dossier? Nobody ever claimed the dossier was anything of significance.

Or

Why are the republicans so hung up on the Steele dossier? Its veracity has been settled long ago. This is old news.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (dNzKv)

70 If there was no bias, why did the FBI lie to the FISA court (and Rosenstein?) to continue the 'investigation?'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (hbTkw)

71 Grampa needs a publicist.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at December 11, 2019 07:39 PM

You should see my sun bleached hairy legs. Let's go to the pool.

Posted by: Joey Paste at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (r7Fvf)

72 That is a metric fuck ton of shame.

Awesome.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (3H9h1)

73
Someone could start a new website that only contains false comments from Progda reporters.


Nearly unlimited material already exists, and cut and paste is an acceptable option.

Except that Google would cut off their ad service immediately.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

74 "Schiff and the Deep Staters knew that the Steele dossier was a lie, but used it to get a warrant anyway --"

Schiff...wut? While it would be impossible for the loathsome, lying little psychopathic bastard to be defamed, how could he get a FISA warrant? That aside, yeah, these people are six-day-old fish and freaking done. Do whores get pensions? I hope not.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (iw59Q)

75 Willowed apparently while typing, but I was impressed enough with the comparison that I'm posting it again:

--

This reminds me of the John Gray "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" claim, which went like this: Men talk about practical problems and seek practical solutions. Women, on the other hand, often talk just to establish rapport and seek emotional validation and fresh reaffirmations of closeness.

--

I was recently told something that made a lot of sense.

Women's thoughts are like spaghetti. Men's are like waffles.

You can't pull one noodle without affecting every other noodle, piece of cheese, sauce, spice, etc.

On a waffle, you can pour syrup into every space and, if you cut a chunk out of that waffle, the syrup in the other sections remain essentially unaffected.

Do with it as you will.

Posted by: Moron Robbie abridged at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (vBc2/)

76 >>>What's that song that goes I believe in miracles you sexy thing?


I think it's You Sexy Thing by Hot Chocolate

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

77 Yeah they pushed that "dossier is true or at least mostly true and valid" bit for a while now, every time someone smacked them with it being nonsense. A lot. Smugly, sneeringly.

Not so much any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 07:31 PM (KZzsI)

---
...When they weren't hedging with "the dossier is a rounding error compared with the damning balance of evidence against Trumpskaya." I think that chimera is the one I'd be happiest to see gored if these Russia postmortems weren't being (intentionally) drowned out by the Ukraine charade.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (C1H3H)

78 Definitely. Pravda said it was the official
newspaper of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union right on the
masthead. It made no claim to "independent journalism".





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Bloomberg didn't have to tell the troops "Only bad stuff about the President." he could have just said "carry on."

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (LOq4H)

79 You forgot "dirty" and "bought and paid for" etc, etc.

Hannity will be insufferable tonight.
Posted by: wth at December 11, 2019 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

He has earned it

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (wMHPW)

80
I'm in the dead thread talking about the Chevy Caprice. What a waste.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (dzA2p)

81 Rule #1 of progressivism: when you think they are down, they double down.
You think today's hearing and the IGs testimony is going to bring some introspection and humility to the deep state and Dems, you have another thing coming.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (dNzKv)

82 In the smirk of Harry Reid, it worked, didn't it?

Posted by: alexthechick


Not really.

Trump keeps holding rallies like the one in PA yesterday where 20% of the attendees are Democrat voters who last voted in 16 for HillZebub.

The country knows how good we have it and all the machinations in DC mean nothing.

Which is not to say that I would not enjoy some pay-per-view executions of traitors via The Ravage.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (wA1aM)

83 Hannity will say everything he has said while other people were talking was right.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (+0AKE)

84 43
The FISA courts have culpability in this fiasco.



Just saying it so it's said.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:35 PM (M0u+N)

______


"Like all judges in America, FISA court judges have no political agenda. When you impugn those I appointed, you impugn me. My word as a taxman." -- Chief Justice Benedict Roberts

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

85 70 If there was no bias, why did the FBI lie to the FISA court (and Rosenstein?) to continue the 'investigation?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:42 PM (hbTkw)

Why do we assume Rosenstein and Boente were lied to?

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:45 PM (U7k5w)

86 Cat Ass Trophy: you're operating on Aristotelian logic (also known as "white male logic"), in which two contradictory things can't be true at the same time. Your statement can easily be refuted by simply calling you a racist.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 07:45 PM (WsmTT)

87 Sharyl Attkisson tweet -- Q for Horowitz: Who was it who decided to frame your report in terms of "no political bias," which was not the question that was asked in the first place?

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2019 07:45 PM (Cus5s)

88 I would like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

89 When Mueller didn't come up with anything, did they say "Golly, gee, I guess we will have to win in 20"
NO! They immediately came up with the Ukraine thing.
They have something huge planned.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2019 07:46 PM (dNzKv)

90 "...drowned out by the... charade." Shit. Mixed drinks make mixed metaphors.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2019 07:46 PM (C1H3H)

91 All I want for Christmas (from this blog) is an ace review of "Bombshell."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

92 that Journey song.


Duck and run, Tony Soprano!


Now!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 07:46 PM (sy5kK)

93 I know this:

Anyone who believes that human institutions are infallible is a fucking idiot. That goes DOUBLE for governmental institutions.

I love how these ignorant bozos think that saying CIA or FBI or FISA court automatically grants some sort of credibility force field. Absurd.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

94 That southern John Kennedy is the only Kennedy in the last 50 years who's worth his salt.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (wMHPW)

95 I seem to have soiled myself.

Posted by: Nadler at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (UH5Ua)

96 "Like all judges in America, FISA court judges have
no political agenda. When you impugn those I appointed, you impugn me.
My word as a taxman." -- Chief Justice Benedict Roberts


Posted by: ShainS


Dear John,What part of "kiss my ass" eludes you?

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (T6t7i)

97 88 I would like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.
Posted by: pep

17 felonies

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (nFwvY)

98 Sadly, not a single one of these Illiterate Typewriter Monkeys or
Incompetent TelePrompTer Retards will ever publish a word acknowledging
their bias or failure.



"Democrat Activists With Bylines" indeed.


That's our job now.

We need to come up with some accurate yet witty descriptors of Progda's propagandists to be inserted before their names each and every time they are referred to. Something to remind them and their readers just how wrong they were and continue to be. Ace has a whole bunch already, but they need to be ensconced into the AoS Style Guide. You know, to be all official and shit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)

99
That southern John Kennedy is the only Kennedy in the last 50 years who's worth his salt.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (wMHPW)


Love him. His southern drawl lulls people into thinking he's a nitwit, but he's brilliant.


Slices like a hammer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

100 95
I seem to have soiled myself.

Posted by: Nadler


**sniff**
That's odd. You smell the way you always smell.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (T6t7i)

101
Why do we assume Rosenstein and Boente were lied to?



I didn't assume, just wondered if that were the case.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hbTkw)

102 101
Why do we assume Rosenstein and Boente were lied to?


I didn't assume, just wondered if that were the case.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hbTkw)

They ought to have read what they were signing on to.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (U7k5w)

103 I would like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.
Posted by: pep



17 Lies

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (hbTkw)

104 I seem to have soiled myself.

Posted by: Nadler

**sniff**
That's odd. You smell the way you always smell.
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM

Oh, OK, good.

Posted by: Jerry's Bacon Taint at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (r7Fvf)

105

The Democrats would never have taken things this far if 1) the Fake News didn't support them 100%, and 2) a million of us stormed the Capitol and took care of business.

Democrats are shameless and unaccountable. They will never change and never stop doing this.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (cA/NU)

106 Why do we assume Rosenstein and Boente were lied to?

maybe he was wearing a wire when they did it.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (nFwvY)

107 I would like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.
Posted by: pep

Acting on erroneous information, I mistakenly robbed a bank and executed all the clerks with shots to the back of their heads.

Mistakes were made. We regret the error.

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (U7voe)

108 And now the Lord shew kindness and truth unto you: and I also will requite you this kindness, because ye have done this thing.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 11, 2019 07:50 PM (zD38/)

109 88
I would like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed.
This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.


Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 07:45 PM (T6t7i)

______


Those are crimes, but Horowitz kept going back to "just can't prove intent."

The whole bias focus was to deflect from all the crimes committed.

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:51 PM (WqPYg)

110 my error, Hot Chocolate did *this* one, Every 1's a Winner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GkwIRbLw8

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

111 I guess Contreras bugged out at the right time.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (PQIsN)

112 Has anyone seen my pants? 72" waist, 23" length? I've got shit to do, literally.

Posted by: Jerry Nadlers Taint Bacon at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (r7Fvf)

113 Like all judges in America, FISA court judges have
no political agenda. When you impugn those I appointed, you impugn me.

-

Countless judges are putting their social justice bona-fides out before elections and you want us to believe it's raining.

Heck, your own coworkers know how they'll vote on anything important. They don't even need to come to work.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (0GvUH)

114 Dem bozo Ted Lieu having heart surgery after reporting chest pains. Trump Curse strikes again?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (4pMBB)

115 I read the content. And by that I mean I clicked over and read the whole freakin' twitter thread. That's some DAMNING shit. If the media weren't all doing EXACTLY what their paymasters wanted them to do, heads would really roll. But...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (I99aF)

116 Bloomberg didn't have to tell the troops "Only bad stuff about the President." he could have just said "carry on."


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 07:43 PM (LOq4H)



THIS! Bloomberg "news" is nothing but left wing propaganda all the time.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (lk2Pj)

117 3 a.m. no-knock raids for these traitors.

C'mon Barr.

Knee in the back while wifey and kids are crying. Crack their heads against the chassis as you tell them to "watch your head" when shoving them in the transport.

Make wife and children stand in the street in their sleep wear while the rest of team tosses the houses, dumping all kitchen ingredients all over the floor, dumping pantry drawers out on the floor, busting up the toilet tank cover and ransacking medicine cabinet.

Lots of breaking shit, lots of shouting, lots of flashlights in eyes.

Terrify these motherfuckers and their bastard children.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 07:53 PM (OHR0v)

118 Journey.... "Don't Stop Bereaving?"

Yea, it's on my iPod. Playlist "Who's Crying Now?"
Track 1: Tears of a Clown (Smokie Robinson cut)
Track 2: Crying (Orbison cut)
Track 3: Cryin' (Aerosmith cut)
etc....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 11, 2019 07:53 PM (3H9h1)

119 Schiff will win re-election easily 89,000 votes to 85,000 votes with 130% of precincts reporting.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2019 07:53 PM (dNzKv)

120 Insty had this exchange between Ted Cruz and Horowitz. Devastating.

https://tinyurl.com/cruz-slice

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (WsmTT)

121 No Hot Chocolate is correct :

I believe in miracles! Where you from, you sexy thing?
(You sexy thing yow!)
I believe in miracles! Since you came along, you sexy thing?
(You sexy thing yow!)


Disco baby !


Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

122 93
I know this:



Anyone who believes that human institutions are infallible is a fucking idiot. That goes DOUBLE for governmental institutions.



I love how these ignorant bozos think that saying CIA or FBI or FISA
court automatically grants some sort of credibility force field.
Absurd.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 07:47 PM (JCrfD)

______


That Scott Adams rant posted by Ace last night (for the first 11 minutes) was hilarious. He made a great point about having his own personal "Dilbert filter" where he assumes most people are incompetent.


I wish I'd had that kind of filter and wisdom before I entered the working world of corporate America as a software engineer and became exceedingly disillusioned.

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

123 Pravda had more honor than the American media does.


Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at December 11, 2019 07:33 PM (fS3vz)


The people at Pravda had a gun to their heads to print what they did. The American media does it because they are true believers

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (lk2Pj)

124 8 I'd still love to read the "Rules for IG investigations" book to see if they are really so neutered and can't determine bias. Would like to know who came up with them and when.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:27 PM (U7k5w)

------

People just say stuff, like Sundance at CTH saying last year that conclusions to IG reports are written by other people in the DoJ, not the IG office.

Whatever keeps the fantasy going.

Posted by: MAGA at December 11, 2019 07:55 PM (bloh/)

125
Those are crimes, but Horowitz kept going back to "just can't prove intent."




Everyone he talked to lied to him and they covered up for each other, so his conclusion was "there was no bias."

Which is idiotic. If everyone says the sky is green, will he state that the sky is green?

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 11, 2019 07:55 PM (bFkYZ)

126 110 my error, Hot Chocolate did *this* one, Every 1's a Winner:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GkwIRbLw8
Posted by: ace


you were right the first time too.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 07:55 PM (nFwvY)

127
Interesting:

Body Language Ghost (BLG) analyzes this short clip of President Trump. Listen to her conclusions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IecSSXhbjqM

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (cA/NU)

128 And it shall come to pass, if they will not believe thee, neither hearken to the voice of the first sign, that they will believe the voice of the latter sign.

Posted by: Lord Comey at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (zD38/)

129 Ted Lieu is a piece of work even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (D+6+2)

130 What a malicious farrago of lies this steaming pile of dingo kidneys of a sham palace this star chamber is built upon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (r4Mjp)

131 Zod's report would more...compelling.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (XzT/D)

132 Trump calling them fake news was a kill shot. Enjoy watching them bleed out.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (6/uwW)

133

Has anyone seen my pants? 72" waist, 23" length? I've got shit to do, literally.

Posted by: Jerry Nadlers Taint Bacon at December 11, 2019 07:52 PM (r7Fvf)


Without a doubt. Nadless is wider than he is tall

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (lk2Pj)

134 Everyone he talked to lied to him and they covered up for each other, so his conclusion was "there was no bias."

-

All while routinely referring to "The Resistance"

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (0GvUH)

135 oh wait Hot Chocolate did do You Sexy Thing as well


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3fX2_bxEkg


>>>you were right the first time too.


thanks, x. I started to think, "Boy, it really sounded right to say Hot Chocolate did You Sexy Thing, and the songs are kind of similar..."

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (PbpT7)

136 I prefer just quietly picking the treasonous bastards up off the street and black siting them. Let their family wonder what happened to them.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (PQIsN)

137 Liue is a Lulu

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (r4Mjp)

138

The people at Pravda had a gun to their heads to print what they did. The American media does it because they are true believers
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (lk2Pj)


And Progda pays very, very well.

Never forget that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (sy5kK)

139 And it shall come to pass, .
Posted by: Lord Comey at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM

This is true.

Posted by: Jerry Nadlers Taint Bacon at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (r7Fvf)

140 ould like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.
Posted by: pep

======

17 errors...17 US intelligence agencies. hmmm...

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (FEQY4)

141 And the reporters will all whine that "they acted in good faith on the best facts they had at the time" and that calling their reporting fraudulent and biased is resulting in "threats" and "putting the lives of good people at risk"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (dNzKv)

142 >>>
I believe in miracles! Where you from, you sexy thing?
(You sexy thing yow!)
I believe in miracles! Since you came along, you sexy thing?
(You sexy thing yow!)

yeah, I realized that. Thanks.

Good songs. I figured they were One Hit Wonders so they couldn't possibly have TWO songs I knew....

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

143 People just say stuff, like Sundance at CTH saying last year that conclusions to IG reports are written by other people in the DoJ, not the IG office.

-

Remember when Mueller had never heard of fusion GPS?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (0GvUH)

144 Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (PQIsN)

.....

I can live with that too.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (OHR0v)

145
"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, SCOAMF fellator, anti-American on 6-13-16
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

---

This^^ But: the primary offense is not that Trump won, or Hillary lost, but that the Chosen One was not affirmed. That Trump is the Undoer, and effective, is what makes them so rabid. If friggin Kasich had been the Undoer, they'd be diligent about destroying him, but with Trump it's banzai every dai.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (C1H3H)

146 Bought Toadie Media

BTM

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (M0u+N)

147 114 Dem bozo Ted Lieu having heart surgery after reporting chest pains. Trump Curse strikes again?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 11, 2019 07:52 

Excellent.

Pelosi down another vote.

Posted by: Ha at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (6A9Kg)

148 "Like all judges in America, FISA court judges have
no political agenda. When you impugn those I appointed, you impugn me.
My word as a taxman." -- Chief Justice Benedict Roberts


Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)


Word.

Posted by: Wise Latina Sotomayor at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (2N7oZ)

149 I think I just saw on twitter...J Rubin being called a liberal opinion giver...by a Senator, after she opined that today was bad optics for GOP senators and that the pee-gate lives on in fact forever

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (FEQY4)

150 That is all good info, needs to be a video montage with good snarking to reach the LIVs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (r+sAi)

151 that Renata guy from CNN is spinning like a top holding on fiercely to the "no bias" conclusion to justify all of his bullshit reportage over the past 2 years.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (wMHPW)

152 Countless judges are putting their social justice bona-fides out before elections and you want us to believe it's raining.

We can read the Constitution and understand what it says and (probably more importantly) also what it means. The difference between that and the insane rulings from prog judges can be seen from space, yet they expect us to not notice what they're doing to the law.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (HaL55)

153 Hot Chocolate is awesome. Brother Louie. Emma. lots of great songs.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (nFwvY)

154 Remember when Mueller had never heard of fusion GPS?

He was, is, and will be full of shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (JCrfD)

155 I saw Malicious Farrago of Lies open for Mary J. Blige at the Madison Square Garden back in 2005.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

156

Someone please refresh my mammary:

Didn't the cocksucking House and Senate pass a stupid resolution a long while back stating the press is not the enemy of The People, or some such stupid shit?

How fucking stupid are these people?
Or, how fucking stupid do these people think we are?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (cA/NU)

157 Journey.... "Don't Stop Bereaving?"

Up next, Deck da hawrs.

Posted by: Drunk Asian Karkoe Singer at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (r7Fvf)

158 140 ould like to punch anyone that says there were 17 "errors" committed. This wasn't accidental, it was malicious, calculated enemy action.
Posted by: pep

======

17 errors...17 US intelligence agencies. hmmm...
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (FEQY4)


and ALL of them smeared or degraded Trump or a Trump supporter.

These 17 should go into Cattle Futures investing. Then donate the profits to the US Treasury.

The federal debt would be erased in no time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

159 "It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, SCOAMF fellator, anti-American on 6-13-16

====

everything we do is bad, there is no evidence that they've ever done anything bad. if there is a sin that the left commits, it's just that they're too darn nice.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (FEQY4)

160 Disco baby !

Nah, its pre-disco, before everything went horribly wrong.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

161 Remember when Mueller had never heard of fusion GPS?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (0GvUH)


It was all bullshit. But at this point, that's all I got.

Posted by: Bobby M. at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (2N7oZ)

162 Bitter Clinger, clinks a glass of Balvenie with you.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (PQIsN)

163 ace, had considered noting this Techno Fog tour de force for you, but figured you'd have seen it - it's filling timelines all over the twatters


I choose to treat everyone as though they sincerely believe what they say and write, so "lie" is not used much in my denunciations.


Figure it's better to make such people accountable, as not very bright, and they're being mendacious just lets them off the hook. Without doubt some of even those mentioned actually did/do believe the idiocy they spout, as well.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (El6T/)

164
Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)

165 If I can't find my regular pants I'll just wear my fat pants instead.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (4pMBB)

166 Scroll down Senator Grassley Twitter feed
He's calling them out.
He calls Max Boot a liberal blogger and Jennifer Rubin a liberal columnist

Sen. Grassley Press
https://tinyurl.com/s6k6a5b

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (wiXsO)

167 Good songs. I figured they were One Hit Wonders so they couldn't possibly have TWO songs I knew....
Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (PbpT7)

Lots of two hit wonders out there.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (2DOZq)

168 Zod's report would more...compelling.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (XzT/D)

Would you edit all the screaming and begging out?

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (U7voe)

169 the Brother Louie we got in the states was a cover by one hit wonders The Stories.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (nFwvY)

170 17 errors...17 US intelligence agencies. hmmm...

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 07:57 PM (FEQY4)

_______


One more 17 something ... and Q Anon will come!

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

171 JESUS TOLD ME TO !!!!11!!!

Posted by: Saint James of Comey at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (C/oM9)

172 o political agenda. When you impugn those I appointed, you impugn me.
My word as a taxman." -- Chief Justice Benedict Roberts


Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

Word.
Posted by: Wise Latina Sotomayor

===

"and let me add, meli keliki muka" - Hon Judge Kiwatha Lemekahamiho

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (FEQY4)

173 "This was a long time ago. Now the DC elite is so inbred, media with pols, that the MSM and pols work together. Some of this is related, IMO to the number of power couples. I would hate to be Horowitz tonight facing his CNN/NPR producer wife. It had to be hard to go after left wing heroes like that, knowing a pussy-hatted woman waited. It looks like he's aged 10 years in the past 12 months.

Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:37 PM (U7k5w) "




Kinda like what happened to presidents who were chronic liars, like just about every one for most of my life ?
Whereas PDT doesn't seem to be aging at all ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (JwHjN)

174 So sorry Hadrian.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (M0u+N)

175

.38 Special are like 8 Hit Wonders

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (cA/NU)

176 Had to deal with civil servants at MDA all day. Anyone got about a ton of fentanyl I can spray myself with to get the taint off?


What'd I miss today?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (VcFUs)

177
Ted Lieu is a piece of work even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (D+6+2)


He's no Maisie Hirono. She's Biden-level stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

178 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)

Sorry, Hadrian. That sounds hard.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (WI7YS)

179 Oh no, about the whippet. I'm so sorry. Poor poochie.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (4pMBB)

180 Tucker looks like he's going to have fun tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

181 136 I prefer just quietly picking the treasonous bastards up off the street and black siting them. Let their family wonder what happened to them.
Posted by: Ben Had

---

Please to forward newsletter details. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (Y4EXg)

182 Tucker opening with this.


Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (Wr4LW)

183 Nah, its pre-disco, before everything went horribly wrong.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (KZzsI)

Pre-disco ? 1976 ? It is a PRIME of disco !

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

184 164
Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)


so sorry, Hadrian.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (sy5kK)

185 OT quiz:

What is the source of the quote "Weck up to thees"?

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)

186 164 
Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down


So sorry Hadrian.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (D+6+2)

187 Dem bozo Ted Lieu having heart surgery after reporting chest pains. Trump Curse strikes again?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 11, 2019 07:52

Excellent.

Pelosi down another vote.
Posted by: Ha at December 11, 2019 07:58 PM (6A9Kg)

My former horrible representative. He came to speak to high schoolers here are was so phony kids were rolling their eyes. thanks to gerrymandering my formerly conservative corner of SoCal got eaten up by Harbor City and other lovely spots

May Ted Lieu be treated exactly the way he treats us.

Posted by: LASue at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (wMHPW)

188 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)
-----
Sorry to hear that man.

Posted by: Weasel at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

189 Or, how fucking stupid do these people think we are?



They think that we are so stupid that we will not see that they are trying to overturn a lawful election so they can place their favorite Deep State Actor/Actress in the role of President. They really think the American public is totally on board with all of this and does not see what they are doing.
Yes, they they we are that stupid. Aka "gun lovin', bible totin' rubes" as Preezy O done said.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (bFkYZ)

190
I prefer just quietly picking the treasonous bastards up off the street
and black siting them. Let their family wonder what happened to them.


That is exactly what needs to happen. A few high-profile disappearances are need to encourage the others. They need some real, genuine fear put into them.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (HaL55)

191 That's our job now.

We need to come up with some accurate yet witty descriptors of Progda's propagandists to be inserted before their names each and every time they are referred to. Something to remind them and their readers just how wrong they were and continue to be. Ace has a whole bunch already, but they need to be ensconced into the AoS Style Guide. You know, to be all official and shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 07:48 PM (HaL55)

apparatchik
n. A member of a Communist apparat.
n. An unquestioningly loyal subordinate, especially of a political leader or organization.
n. a communist who was a member of the administrative system of a communist party


Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (eoQWY)

192 Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)


I'm so sorry. Hugs to you and the pup.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

193 Ted Lieu is a piece of work even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (D+6+2)

He's no Maisie Hirono. She's Biden-level stupid.


======

another GOP talking point...there are no moderate democrats, not only they lock step on policy...but they're completely batshit delusional cultish on analysing the facts.

Blasey Ford-amazingly great witness!

Sen. Graham-wow can you believe how bad he performed?

IG shows no bias, nothing to see here, keep acting like it's december 2016

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 08:04 PM (FEQY4)

194 May Ted Lieu be treated exactly the way he treats us


Amen to that. Heartily second that.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (D+6+2)

195 Sorry to hear that, Hadrian.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (zr5Kq)

196 177
Ted Lieu is a piece of work even by Democrat standards.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 11, 2019 07:56 PM (D+6+2)

He's no Maisie Hirono. She's Biden-level stupid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

ahem!

*cough*

*choke choke*

*gasp!*

Posted by: Senator Patty Murray, coughing on her own phlegm at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (sy5kK)

197 One more 17 something ... and Q Anon will come!


Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (WqPYg)

You have to turn off all the lights, then looking into a mirror, say "Lisa Page" three times.

Posted by: Everybody's Fool at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (2N7oZ)

198 Trish Regan showing both shoulders tonight.

Yum

Posted by: Ha at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (6A9Kg)

199 Hadrian, a friend on mine who has passed used to say in Heaven we are reunited with our dogs.

and they can talk. hope it helps.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (nFwvY)

200 >>Would you edit all the screaming and begging out?
Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:01 PM (U7voe)

No. I'd inform the chamber that trying to endlessly tie Horowitz' report to Mueller's as if they were both mutually supporting was not acceptable, and the any question asserting this would be punished by having the offender's rectum enlarged by forcible insertion of Schiff's head.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (XzT/D)

201 Ahhhhhh hadrian. So sorry. Just saw your post about the rescue whippet

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (VcFUs)

202 They will never admit or retract or apologize.
They are in it to their eyeballs.
They believe it is their game to play.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (axyOa)

203 Senator Patty Murray, coughing on her own phlegm

Who, I'm sure, pronounces it fleg-m.

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

204 My favorite two hit wonder band is Golden Earring.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

205 Tonypete, Texas MoMe aka strategic planning session.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (PQIsN)

206 Comedy gold!

Tucker mocking Fredo and Don Lehmon.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

207 Hadrian, what happened ? Was it too ill ?

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (zr5Kq)

208 Glenn Simpson was featured as a major character in the book "The Plot Against the President". He was obviously not in the purview of this Horowitz report. But I think Simpson, his hires, and his slimy business practices are going to turn out to be major players (and losers) in the upcoming Durham-Barr theater.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (tkNkP)

209 What is the source of the quote "Weck up to thees"?
Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)

Steven Pressfield's excellent novel Gates of Fire. While the 300 Spartans are marching to the Hot Gates, they meet a travelling salesman with a foreign accent. That phrase is the salesman's catchphrase.

The Spartans also get a good laugh out of him, because he has a sign on his cart that's supposed to read "Only the best service for you, my friend" but he effed up the spelling so it says "Only the best service for you, my foreskin."

It's an excellent novel. I've had three or four copies because people would borrow and steal them

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (U7voe)

210 >>203 Senator Patty Murray, coughing on her own phlegm

Deputy Dawg.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (XzT/D)

211 Do you guys want to see a progressive democrat freak show? You can post your opinions there anonymously without registering BTW...

The DC Urban Mom Political Forum

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/forums/show/39.page

Posted by: Witchy at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (Wq/LV)

212 >>>204 My favorite two hit wonder band is Golden Earring.


Good call. "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?" would be a good question.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (PbpT7)

213 I've been wondering for a while now why so many Leftrard twatterers kept insisting that the Steele Dossier "was completely validated" and that the FISA App "didn't rely on Steele at all anyway." Where on earth were they getting this (mis)info?

I finally realized it yesterday, after reading up on Nunes Memo (which Horowitz TOTALLY vindicated): they were all relying on ADAM SCHIFF'S " MEMO" that Schiff spewed out to refute Nunes -- and was (naturally) all lies, top to bottom.

I feel so stupid now. OF COURSE they all relied on Schiff, whom I never wasted time or breath on reading!

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (QU+qf)

214 That Scott Adams rant posted by Ace last night (for the first 11 minutes) was hilarious. He made a great point about having his own personal "Dilbert filter" where he assumes most people are incompetent.


I wish I'd had that kind of filter and wisdom before I entered the working world of corporate America as a software engineer and became exceedingly disillusioned.
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

yes there is lots of incompetence out there, but there is also a lot of malice that I think he still is too naive to credit as existing.

When he started out about how he hated those Dems on stage for the first time, that is his hindbrain seeing the malice that he still can't believe in the rest of his talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

215 If I had a nickel for every time I inserted "not" or "no" into the very vortex of a legal document, I'd [__________]

Posted by: Tennessee Mountain Landis at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (C1H3H)

216 the Brother Louie we got in the states was a cover by one hit wonders The Stories.

We were so desperate for live music in Huntspatch, a bunch of us went to see them. Why I hung onto my ticket stub remains a mystery, but I ran across it recently whilst looking for something else.


Admission was the princely sum of $3. Show was better than we thought it would be, but not much better.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (HaL55)

217 "and let me add, meli keliki muka" - Hon Judge Kiwatha Lemekahamiho

---

Mele Kalikimaka.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RU4sa)

218 >> My favorite two hit wonder band is Golden Earring.


Golden Earring is an interesting band. Been around forever and they fuckin' rock live.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (Wr4LW)

219 "JESUS TOLD ME TO !!!!11!!! Posted by: Saint James of Comey

Saint Comey advises Jesus on moral standards, not the other way around. (in Jimmy's Delusion, where you don't want to go)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (Cus5s)

220 In other words, if one "corrected" all 19 of the
"mistakes" and "inaccuracies" made by the FBI and their co-conspirators,
would they have got the FISA warrant?


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 07:34 PM (dzA2p)

That's already been answered. The original FISA application on Carter Page was denied. The subsequent application was only approved after all those "errors" were included.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (TLxpZ)

221 209
What is the source of the quote "Weck up to thees"?

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 08:03 PM (T6t7i)



Steven Pressfield's excellent novel Gates of Fire.


Dayum, this place is awesome.

I laughed my ass off at the scene where the salesman wakes up to DonkeyD***'s "prodigious erection" and DD says "weck up to thees".

Posted by: pep at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

222 My favorite two hit wonder band is Golden Earring.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (2DOZq)

I know radar love, not sure about the other one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (eoQWY)

223 Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down.
*********
Hadrian, I'm so sorry. Such sad news.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (wiXsO)

224 We have confirmed that German-speaking men in gray-green uniforms now are to be found all over northern France and the coast, as well as all over Belgium and Holland. They seem heavily armed, and to lack a sense of humor. And fly a current German flag. We confirmed many reports of harsh treatment of locals by these military units and the secret police who accompany them.


This behavior is inexplicable. We're not sure why these Germans would be in these locations.






Posted by: Inspector Horowitz-Clouseau at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (El6T/)

225 So sorry to hear that, H7.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (JwHjN)

226 "Tough to know whether this was mostly due to their lib ideology intruding on real analysis, their paycheck overriding all standards, or just being really dumb."

I'd say all three, in reverse order. Most important was being really dumb, and arrogant. Their dumbness and arrogance was reinforced by their paycheck. And lastly, they simply wanted to believe because it justifies their irrational hatred of trump..

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (+DS2f)

227 Mele Kalikimaka.
Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (RU4sa)

Kalinka?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8m2BYv02Nw

Good luck getting that outta your head.

Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (U7voe)

228 Tonypete, Texas MoMe aka strategic planning session.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Good thing Navarro County has plenty of area for the next session. I figure we are going to need it.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Y4EXg)

229 What'd I miss today?

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 08:02 PM (VcFUs)

________


#NeverTrumper true conservatives hunched over like Gollum masturbating furtively on a public bus -- and the continuation of the four-year coup -- but mostly continuation of the four-year coup.

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (WqPYg)

230 know radar love, not sure about the other one.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (eoQWY

Twighlight Zone

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (2DOZq)

231 "Throne-Sniffers"......

I LOVE that phrase!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (jjaLl)

232 Twighlight Zone, OldCat

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (Wr4LW)

233 Good Lord Witchy, they call themselves the DCUM community. You can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (O/X1S)

234 It's an excellent novel. I've had three or four copies because people would borrow and steal them

Agreed. I should read that again.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)

235 The Stories version of Brother Louie is great too. Hot Chocolate's version is rawer and more real to the subject.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (nFwvY)

236 Ted Cruz rockin' the 'senior Romulan emissary beard.'

It works for you, Ted.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 08:11 PM (XzT/D)

237 I stole Jerry's pants from the House locker room. The spirit cooking lady needs to feed a multitude. Sweat, saliva, blood, urine, feces, semen, his pants have it all.

Posted by: Maxine Waters at December 11, 2019 08:12 PM (4pMBB)

238 >>>Good call. "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?" would be a good question.

Posted by: ace<<<

Night Ranger?

Posted by: Fritz at December 11, 2019 08:12 PM (zD38/)

239 217 "and let me add, meli keliki muka" - Hon Judge Kiwatha Lemekahamiho

---

Mele Kalikimaka.
Posted by: SMH a


=====

another trump deplorable coarsening our discourse by disrespecting the legal community, you're causing me to receive death threats!

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 11, 2019 08:12 PM (FEQY4)

240 >> "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?"


El DeBarge

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:12 PM (Wr4LW)

241 "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?" would be a good question.



I almost said Garbage , but that would be Three-Hit wonder - Stupid Girls, World is not Enough and Only Happy When it Rains.

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

242 $1 for 4 months of Amazon Music ... nice to have no commercials ... set the input to studio quality ... sounds good -- Martina McBride is singing Christmas songs to me. ho ho ho ... 13 shopping days till Christmas

Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (Cus5s)

243 Have to take the rescue Whippet to the vet to be put down.

That sux, H7. Sorry for you and pooch.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (HaL55)

244 I don't want anyone to go to jail, but is it too much to ask for a mass firing of various idiots int he FBI and especially the media?

Just assume they are not biased, and not lying. Fire them for rank, embarrassing incompetence. Not just the reporters and news analysts that are wrong, but the editors and producers that hired these idiots.

It's not like analysts or reporters are not a dime a dozen. Plenty of of bored coders willing to do their jobs.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (+DS2f)

245 *Stupid Girl

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)

246 Gary Numan.

Flock of Seagulls.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (M0u+N)

247 You have to turn off all the lights, then looking into a mirror, say "Lisa Page" three times.


Posted by: Everybody's Fool at December 11, 2019 08:05 PM (2N7oZ)

______


Heh. Peter Strzok, is that you?

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (WqPYg)

248 I'd never paid attention to Love and Rockets until ace's mystery click. those guys rock for English 80's cats. some good songs.

Posted by: x at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (nFwvY)

249 Do the two hit wonders have to be original? Or do covers count?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (yQpMk)

250 Tone Loc

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (2DOZq)

251 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 08:00 PM (7rVsF)

So sorry Hadrian. We have a 13 year old whippet.

Posted by: Bosk at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (9m9TT)

252 >>"Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?"

Greg Kihn Band. The Knack.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (XzT/D)

253 You know things are sign bad for the Resistance as Fusion Ken is back-pedaling a bit today

This is noteworthy. Horowitz is NOT saying he has ruled out political bias in the FBI's 17 Carter Page FISA errors. Q: "Can you say it wasn't because of political bias?" A: "I do not know."

That's as close to an apology as you will get from this crew.

Posted by: motionview at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (pYQR/)

254 Hadrian, I'm so sorry to hear that!

Posted by: Infidel at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (O/X1S)

255 My favorite two hit wonder band is Golden Earring.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:06 PM (2DOZq)



I know radar love, not sure about the other one.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:09 PM (eoQWY)


They must have been really big fans of Gary Burghoff


Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 11, 2019 08:14 PM (lk2Pj)

256 >> I'd never paid attention to Love and Rockets until ace's mystery click. those guys rock for English 80's cats. some good songs.


Made your way back to Bauhaus, yet?

Allow me :

THIRD UNCLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Iuhc0QR61c&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:15 PM (Wr4LW)

257 Best two hit wonder ?

Debbie Gibson

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 11, 2019 08:15 PM (UH5Ua)

258 "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?"


Do Vince Foster and Jeffrey Epstein count?

Posted by: The Clintons at December 11, 2019 08:15 PM (U7voe)

259 208
Glenn Simpson was featured as a major character in the book "The Plot
Against the President". He was obviously not in the purview of this
Horowitz report. But I think Simpson, his hires, and his slimy
business practices are going to turn out to be major players (and
losers) in the upcoming Durham-Barr theater.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2019 08:07 PM (tkNkP)

______


Agreed. He started publishing similar fictional nonsense like what we're seeing back at least in 2007.

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:15 PM (WqPYg)

260 Good luck getting that outta your head.
Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (U7voe)

---

Ha!

Didn't click the link.

Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2019 08:15 PM (RU4sa)

261 "Tough to know whether this was mostly due to their lib ideology intruding on real analysis, their paycheck overriding all standards, or just being really dumb."

Easier answer. Many were getting paid on the side to spout this propaganda by the people making up the propaganda for public consumption. .

Posted by: corn and beans at December 11, 2019 08:16 PM (tkNkP)

262 yes there is lots of incompetence out there, but
there is also a lot of malice that I think he still is too naive to
credit as existing.



When he started out about how he hated those Dems on stage for the
first time, that is his hindbrain seeing the malice that he still can't
believe in the rest of his talk.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (eoQWY)

_______


Good point. He's projecting his own rationality and virtue onto truly evil villains.

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)

263 >> Tone Loc


I was gonna say Tone Loc, Young MC, Sir MixaLot and LL CoolJ.


But none are bands.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:18 PM (Wr4LW)

264 Two hit wonders? Capo and the regimees

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 08:18 PM (PQIsN)

265 #NeverTrumper true conservatives hunched over like Gollum masturbating furtively on a public bus -- and the continuation of the four-year coup -- but mostly continuation of the four-year coup.

Damn, I missed Angry Ace.


Thanks, shane

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 08:18 PM (VcFUs)

266 I was gonna say Tone Loc, Young MC, Sir MixaLot and LL CoolJ.





But none are bands.


Or musicians, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 08:19 PM (HaL55)

267 Shit. Just read back upthread.

No words Hadrian. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:19 PM (Wr4LW)

268 You know, I've been pissing on Horowitz for a long time. For the first time, I'm kind of liking him. The report was so written as to lure the Commies into immediately pouncing on the talking points they could find*. But they were traps. Because every one of the claims of victory they spouted were annihilated in a day or two.


*Or, more strictly, that their most junior assistants could find in a quick skim.

Posted by: Eeyore at December 11, 2019 08:19 PM (ZbwAu)

269 Good point. He's projecting his own rationality and virtue onto truly evil villains.
Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:17 PM (WqPYg)
-----------
I didn't watch all of the 'cast, but I think he was being disingenuous. A comparison with the Hillary investigation (run by mostly the same people) would have revealed huge differences. But he didn't go there.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 11, 2019 08:19 PM (3Z6pZ)

270 >Good call. "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?" would be a good question.

Maria Muldaur

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 08:19 PM (rpxSz)

271 >>Maria Muldaur


When you find the Jerry Garcia band shows that feature Maria, you found the good ones.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:20 PM (Wr4LW)

272 But none are bands.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:18 PM (Wr4L

That be true

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 08:20 PM (2DOZq)

273 >>That be true


Fuck it.


I'm calling it for MixaLot.

How you gonna beat 'Baby Got Back' and 'Put'em on the Glass'?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:22 PM (Wr4LW)

274 Babylon Bee:

Powerful: Loggers Carved 'How Dare You' Into The Forest While Cutting Down Trees For Time Magazine's Person Of The Year Issue.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2019 08:22 PM (wA1aM)

275 Men At Work

Posted by: runner at December 11, 2019 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)

276 Good luck getting that outta your head.
Posted by: Vanya at December 11, 2019 08:10 PM (U7voe)

---

Ha!

Didn't click the link.
Posted by: SMH


Lemme help

1-877 kars for kids

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 08:23 PM (VcFUs)

277 "249 Do the two hit wonders have to be original? Or do covers count?"

Yeah, I'm wanting to alter to fit, too: two-album wonders. My candidate there would be The Church.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 11, 2019 08:23 PM (iw59Q)

278 242 $1 for 4 months of Amazon Music ... nice to have no commercials ... set the input to studio quality ... sounds good -- Martina McBride is singing Christmas songs to me. ho ho ho ... 13 shopping days till Christmas
Posted by: illiniwek at December 11, 2019 08:13 PM (Cus5s)


so last month, I bought a single thing at Amazon, and at shipping time, offered me a free month of Prime, but have to cancel before it is over, or I'll be charged $12.99 a month.

I go there today to cancel, kind of tough to find the link, but did so and clicked.

Amazon had a "we really don't want to see you go" messages, but after I clicked "cancel", a new message came up and said "add another month for free, just by clicking this link, and we will also notify you before you get charged."

I now have free Prime through the Christmas season, and until January 20.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 08:23 PM (sy5kK)

279








nood two hit wonders



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 08:23 PM (cA/NU)

280
nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 11, 2019 08:24 PM (cA/NU)

281 garrett is being a stickler. Where's the poetic license, man

Posted by: Ben Had at December 11, 2019 08:24 PM (PQIsN)

282 Good call. "Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?" would be a good question.

Posted by: ace at December 11, 2019 08:08 PM (PbpT7)

_______



Johann Pachelbel.


Wait, not a band and not a second hit. Nevermind ...

Posted by: ShainS at December 11, 2019 08:25 PM (WqPYg)

283 273 >>That be true


Fuck it.


I'm calling it for MixaLot.

How you gonna beat 'Baby Got Back' and 'Put'em on the Glass'?
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 08:22 PM (Wr4LW)


Baby Got Back is 25 years old.

and timeless.

and Sir Mix-A-Lot, who lives in a suburb of Seattle, is actually a great guy who gets along with just about anyone, and does good stuff out of the public eye for charity.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 08:26 PM (sy5kK)

284 "Steven Pressfield's excellent novel Gates of Fire"



Okay, gonna read that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 11, 2019 08:28 PM (JwHjN)

285 Nobody in the media ever really owns up to the bogus stuff they pontificate on / report, particularly in politics. Because it simply doesn't matter. Nobody cares! Remember folks - their primary job is NOT to inform people, but rather to Fill Time and Inches of Text to feed the ravenous maw of The News Cycle. 24/7/365 - IT MUST BE FED. Nobody cares if they were WRONG yesterday / last week / last year. Did it entertain? MOST importantly: Were Points Scored? <-THIS is the only thing that actually counts for these people. Once you realize that the Political / Media Complex is really just another version of Professional Wrestling then it all makes sense.

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 11, 2019 08:29 PM (BvNzB)

286 Let us also not forget that Papadopolohs abd Page were being spied on BEFORE joining the Trump campaign. Horowitz stated this directly.

PapaS was with the Carson campaign before he was with Trump.

Obama spied on EVERYONE.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 11, 2019 08:33 PM (wA1aM)

287

"Who is the best Two-Hit Wonder band?"

Seals and Crofts
Alan Parsons Project
Quiet Riot
Chicago
Doobie Brothers
Joe Walsh
Dawnie Eyris from over dahn Pittsburgh


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 11, 2019 08:34 PM (lg/F7)

288

Just saw Red. Ted Doutche (D-ouche) whine about how his kids are all in the sads and won't wat their kale because TRUMP MAKES SADNESSES.

Good Lord.

That's a good excuse for doing allt his shit?

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at December 11, 2019 08:36 PM (lg/F7)

289 Something occurs to me.

When someone is running a con, they often hire someone as a fake expert to assure the mark that everything is on the up and up. Say I'm trying to pass a fake diamond. I tell you "Baron Von Strindberg is a famous diamond expert!" when he's my friend in the wig and monocle.

But a better con is to get a real expert convinced the diamond is real, right? Then he passes any possible background check. Say show him a real diamond, which he verifies, then switch it with the fake. but it is still not perfect - the expert might just turn on you if he sniffs a con.

The best con is if you can convince the the real expert to advocate on your behalf, without him ever knowing it was a con. A great way to do this is to ratchet up the con.
Say start your friend in a wig and convince a low level expert the diamond is real. Then get that expert to convince another expert. And those two experts to convince a third. Play your cards right and you have a hundred experts telling everyone the diamond is real. they are all relying on the reputation of the entire business. "Diamond-r-us says it is real, and those guys are never wrong!"

Sometimes, if the ego is big enough, those experts will deny it was a con to their graves, because he could never be fooled, and 100 experts can't possibly be wrong.

I think we see all three versions here. Fake experts. real experts that were fooled, and real experts convinced to become advocates. The media were conned, straight up, by their sources. But having huge egos, being easily flattered, and hating the president, and having a herd mentality (well, maybe I'm wrong, but what about so and so with the Washington Post?").

And, lastly, in this case, it is absurdly easy since there is not fuckign diamond.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:36 PM (+DS2f)

290 That is to say, there is nothing "real" to check. Just whispers and information. Shady information from secret sources. Fuck me - the easiest thing to fake in the world. Hire a few ex-FBI guys to convince some still employed FBI guys, who convince their superiors, who leak like sieves to the media.

Assuming they all have Washington sized egos, easy peasy.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:38 PM (+DS2f)

291 The old REO Speedwagon Impeachment Inquiry and Journey FISA abuses playlist is it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 11, 2019 08:39 PM (+ldAm)

292 Just waiting for Judicial Watch to release some FOIA documents showing that the FISA warrant applications relied on an FBI confidential source known as "Kale".

Posted by: Miklos, in with the inside crowd at December 11, 2019 08:43 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Didn't the cocksucking House and Senate pass a stupid resolution a long while back stating the press is not the enemy of The People, or some such stupid shit?

Didn't their beloved Abraham Lincoln threaten if not actually imprison journalists based on their reporting decidedly unfavorable to the Lincoln Regime?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2019 08:44 PM (lD3vL)

294 I think we see all three versions here. Fake experts. real experts that were fooled, and real experts convinced to become advocates.

That con is run everywhere: the economy, weapons of mass destruction, global warming, russian collusion, diversity is our strength, etc.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 11, 2019 08:47 PM (lD3vL)

295 "294 That con is run everywhere: the economy, weapons of mass destruction, global warming, Russian collusion, diversity is our strength, etc."

yep. The internet facilitates it. So much noise, anyone even remotely thought of as an expert gets listened to. But the internet makes it soooo easy to fake being an expert, and to get the word spread far and wide. You just have to get the ball rolling, and it will feed on itself, until lazy smucks like Jonah Goldberg are retweeting your garbage.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:54 PM (+DS2f)

296 I knew the Dirty dossier was fake day one. How? i didn't love trump. I knew the same fucking way I know a Rolex for sale for $20 is a fake - it is too good to be true. The timing was too perfect. The contents too salacious. Not only not verified, but generally unverifiable. It so dead on fed into every possible stereotype progressives might have about Trump.

My first thought was, gotta be fake, walk away.

Even as more experts piled on I thought...seriously? Each one expressed way to little doubt.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 11, 2019 08:59 PM (+DS2f)

297 Who are these FISA Judges and why haven't they been impeached?

Fool me once, call me a Judge.

Fool me four times with the same sorry shit for a spy warrant on a Presidential campaign without having shown any corroborating evidence in the first three warrants and call me co-conspirator.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 11, 2019 09:18 PM (SqopC)

298 Matt Taibbi of Rolling Stone has done a masterful job of skewering the FBI, the resistance media, and Schiffty Adam.
But since this site is too retarded to allow one to post internet addresses, you'll have to seek it out for yourself.


Posted by: Dagwood at December 11, 2019 11:18 PM (K3bk4)

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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
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Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
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John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
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