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Democrats' Star Counsel Dan Goldman Claims He's a Non-Partisan Straight-Arrow Fact-Finder, Then Wilts When Asked By Matt Gaetz if He Used to Tweet That the Pee-Pee Tape Was Real
The federal government is overflowing with genius.
Rep. Matt Gaetz confronted Daniel Goldman, the Democratic counsel for the House Intelligence Committee during Monday’s impeachment hearing with a poster-board-sized cutout of a tweet he sent in August 2018 suggesting that the "pee tape" mentioned in the Steele dossier was real and would "come out." Gaeta began by asking Goldman, under oath, if he was non-partisan. Goldman replied in the affirmative. "Have you ever tweeted anything at the president?" Gaetz asked him. "I have made a number of tweets in my private capacity before I came to this job when I worked in the media," Goldman replied. "As a matter of fact, this is one of those tweets," Gaetz said gleefully displaying the posterboard. "You said, 'Nothing in the dossier has proved to be false.' But in fact, the dossier said there was a Russian consulate in Miami, when there isn't. The dossier said Michael Cohen had a meeting in Prague, when he didn't. The dossier said Michael Cohen's wife was Russian, she is in fact Ukrainian," Gaetz said. "So we sit here today and you've got a tweet mentioning a 'pee tape' while claiming to be non-partisan. Hired by the Democrats to pursue the president. Do you regret this tweet?"Video at the link. In another unearthed tweet, the Superstar Bureaucrat Goldman squeals that Christie Blasey Ford is the single greatest witness he's ever, um, witnessed, and is especially impressed by her high scientific acumen in babbling about things being "engraved into her hippocampus" or whatev's.
In 10 years prosecuting all sorts of cases, from mafia to murder to white collar, I NEVER had a more credible witness than Dr. Ford. And certainly never had one who could explain the science behind memory to explain how she remembers the details!
— Daniel Goldman (@danielsgoldman) September 27, 2018
What lying? Nothing in the dossier has proved to be false (including your pee tape). But we can agree that we all look forward to the facts coming out. Everything that has come out so far has shown you to be an out and out liar (eg Cohen tape, purpose of June 9 meeting, etc). https://t.co/or1ZQbCmy0
— Daniel Goldman (@danielsgoldman) August 5, 2018
WATCH: Rep. Matt Gaetz questions Democrat "witness" Daniel Goldman.
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) December 10, 2019
Gaetz: "Do you think if you'd given more money, you might have been able to ask questions and answer them like Mr. Berke did?"
Barry Berke has contributed $105,180 to Dems.
Goldman has contributed $36,000. pic.twitter.com/UjFnz6gGQ3
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) December 9, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:24 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 10, 2019 01:25 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: henry at December 10, 2019 01:25 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: MJ at December 10, 2019 01:26 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 01:26 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 01:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Allie at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (sm6Pk)
Question: Was Goldman under oath? Thought I read somewhere this morning that Nadler "forgot" to have the witnesses swear in.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (LDJ9E)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (48RE5)
[Squirrel nut? They confer wisdom...]
Posted by: James Comey, On the Red Mushrooms at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (RD7QR)
Gaetz DESTROYED Goldman with FACTS and LOGIC.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (U7dlb)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 01:28 PM (CLxlH)
Seriously, can we dispense with this convenient fiction that it's possible to be politically active and be "non-partisan" in principle? You can't.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 10, 2019 01:28 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2019 01:28 PM (E+OcO)
Posted by: huerfano at December 10, 2019 01:28 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 10, 2019 01:28 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:29 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 10, 2019 01:29 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 01:29 PM (BqBId)
Fight me!
Posted by: Johah Goldberg at December 10, 2019 01:29 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:29 PM (KZzsI)
whoa. there are some cases that need to be reviewed right away. not kidding.
Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Doesn't matter, the sheeple will never know.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (prSvo)
I assume he lost more cases than the guy who went up against Perry Mason.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (ME7b2)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (48RE5)
I note that Goldman WAS the media. This incestuous incest yet again.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (N39Ws)
Yes, Goldman was under oath at that point.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (NVYyb)
Fun times ahead as Operation Banzai Kamikaze has been given the go-ahead.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 01:32 PM (fK2gX)
SUPER-Genius!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 10, 2019 01:32 PM (3Z6pZ)
Now THERE'S a straight-up lie, I do not doubt.
And what's with this faux respect, "DR." Ford? She got a doctorate in phrenology from Close Cover Before Striking University, once the check cleared.
Reminds me of DR. John Gray, of "Men ... Mars, Women ... Venus" infamy. How long was he in grad school? It turns out ... one week. ONE WEEK. Intensive course, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:32 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: that guy who thinks rasslin is real at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (2cfUo)
That's PRETTY good, but I'd go with Operation Napalm Suppository.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (T6t7i)
The coup plotters should be very afraid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Chuck Grassley, Once And Future Chairman at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (NVYyb)
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right? literally everyone is abusing their office for purely political personal gain by not agreeing with our fishing expedition against the president that we've been on an impeachment hunt for since before his inauguration...it's to shit in one's pants.
Schiff can lie his ass off and coordinate with fake whistleblowers, but that's just what he's there for. cause it's impeachments not a actual criminal trial.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (Vugy1)
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (jIOI/)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (v61T+)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: JoeF.
The bigger the Sanctimony, the bigger the Lie.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM (hLRSq)
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If and when this goes to the Senate, about the only surprise for me will be if Romney does not vote to convict.
Though, I suppose Romney could abstain, which would be completely within Romney's lack of character.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (Jf1OO)
Heh. I bet I haven't seen that in over 30 years and I was hearing it in Bugs' voice as soon as I read the second word.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (qc+VF)
... Venus" infamy. How long was he in grad school? It turns out ... one
week. ONE WEEK. Intensive course, huh?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
TBF, his defense was closed book.
Posted by: pep at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (T6t7i)
>>>>In 10 years prosecuting all sorts of cases, from mafia
to murder to white collar, I NEVER had a more credible witness than Dr.
Ford.
whoa. there are some cases that need to be reviewed right away. not kidding.
Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 01:30 PM (nFwvY)
Liars say the damnedest things.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:35 PM (1CjJc)
If that risible statement were true, that must have been one hell of a poor-ass prosecution record.
"Your honor, I saw Guido Violante whack some goomba at some house in some neighborhood on some day in some year in the early-mid 80s. I totes told my beach friends about it too. Can I go now?"
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:35 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 01:35 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 10, 2019 01:31 PM
Impossible! Next you're going to tell me the public doesn't believe I don't hate Trump?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (sB6Uf)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (1glZx)
we drove by pro impeachment protesters in Great Barrington
she rolled down the window and flipped them the bird
and this from a woman who eats toast with a fork
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (rpxSz)
Bill Barr is giving an interview right now at a WSJ event.
The coup plotters should be very afraid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)
I doubt they are. The dems are on a f-ing rampage right now and there is no way to stop it. They are all doing retarded rehearsed end zone dances. There won't be any arrests let alone convictions. And I am not an eyeore. The pooch has been screwed.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (ymnmz)
Boy that Chrissy Wallace is so astute. Fucking puppet.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (hmuFJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (N8WbB)
..........
is that where the mail order brides arrive? Oh wait, that would be the Ukrainian embassy?
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (v0R5T)
Bill Barr is giving an interview right now at a WSJ event.
The coup plotters should be very afraid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Is he threatening them with the comfy chair?
Just yanking your chain. Thanks for your work keeping us abreast of things.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (1CjJc)
Heh. I bet I haven't seen that in over 30 years and I was hearing it in Bugs' voice as soon as I read the second word.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (qc+VF)
Pardon me, but could you help a fellow American who's down on his luck?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for All Your Festival of Gloom Decorations! at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (hLRSq)
"Not every area has reached the limit of scaling, but in most places, we're getting to a point where we really need to think in terms of optimization, in terms of cost benefit, and we really need to look at how we get most out of the compute we have. This is the world we are going into," Pesenti said.
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (3aI0K)
Could not disagree more. You should listen to what Barr is saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (Vugy1)
!!!?
You got my attention
Posted by: Shep at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (vc6c9)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (48RE5)
Yeah, he might hold another press conference and scowl a lot.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
He delivered this question SO well. The look on the dudes face was priceless.
Posted by: Fletch at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (ap1UD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (ymnmz)
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This rampage is sad and pathetic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (sGtp+)
.........
Wrong. The meeting was at Starbucks Moscow.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
I'm not sure what I just told you is related to impeachment, but I'm also not sure it's NOT related.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (FJYfm)
Then there was a break.
Then Goldman and Castor were sworn in as witnesses and Berke showed up on Members dais to grill Castor. Counsel grilling counsel, not fact witnesses.
As if Hamilton Burgerbits called Perry Masonry to the stand to testify about what his client had told him.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (q1Pj5)
Yep, He'll abstain but tweet out some slimey nothingness that will impress the low T NeverTrumpers and then pat himself on the back.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (vN4+Q)
Boy that Chrissy Wallace is so astute. Fucking puppet.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:36 PM (hmuFJ)
"Credible" apparently now means "lying like a rug, with a partisan ax to grind."
Or maybe it now means "totally believable to someone with a room temperature IQ."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: that guy who thinks rasslin is real at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (2cfUo)
Man. Even Konga Dave gets referenced at the HQ.
Posted by: Allie at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (sm6Pk)
Yeah, they're lying as hard as possible to each other, and believing each others' lies, until they worked into a shark frenzy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
Though, I suppose Romney could abstain, which would be completely within Romney's lack of character.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 10, 2019 01:34 PM (Jf1OO)
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He will give it the Arlen Specter treatment, some longwinded speech about Trump's boorish behavior, about supporting our historic Ukrainian allies (WTF), blah blah blah, general Orange Man Distasteful stuff, and then vote not guilty. Because Romney's a coward.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (v61T+)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (FEQY4)
..........
So he got a discount?
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Whoof at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (JKNZq)
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Really?
Months of headlines and news stories about impeachment and LIV's have no idea that it's going on?
Yes, they know.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (RD7QR)
You could visibly see Nadler's arteries further plaque up.
That was fcking classic.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (v0R5T)
In Idaho.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: JackStraw
He's trying to tamp down the conclusions of the IG report. That's needed. It wasn't needed before yesterday - and now its needed.
It's not a good thing...it's a necessary thing.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (32YRo)
I try cases for a living and would not take a case with a witness like Blazing Liar Ford.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (koNhm)
Lot of big words there. We ain't but simple pirates.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, bonafide pirate. at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 01:38 PM (sGtp+)
In Hoboken NJ? Depends upon how many sisters he has.
Posted by: not so at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (HALdu)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
Cultural appropriation?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (N8WbB)
No?
So the impeachment has been revealed as the partisan witch-hunt that it is and is stopped in its tracks?
No?
Gaetz got in a sick burn that twitter conservatives will pass around to each other?
Okay then.
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Maybe one reason the absurd piss dossier got as far as it did, is that the majority of the elite, particularly on the political left, has secret perverted on record that is used to control them. They think this is a normal. It's the price of admission to the upper reaches.
That's why Epstein ran his porno factories. Everybody involved must have known or at least suspected they were being taped. His operation was the Admissions Office.
Fall out of favor, and they burn you with your secret. Trump burned them, but they didn't have a tape. The habit was so ingrained in them, and their creativity so dulled, that they followed the usual playbook anyway.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (dZDT/)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
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He'll provide the receipt where he paid the $2 fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (pw+jk)
Then there was a break.
Then Goldman and Castor were sworn in as witnesses and Berke showed up on Members dais to grill Castor. Counsel grilling counsel, not fact witnesses.
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ah, that's like with the Nationals...if you pay enough money, they let you throw out the first pitch...or a ceremonial semi-first pitch.
It looks like Berke paid full price while Mr. Super-prosecutor got the half-season groupon plan.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (pw+jk)
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"I resemble that remark."
-Patterico
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
The oversized salt and pepper shakers. It's coming.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (U7qMl)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (koNhm)
Who was more obviously lying, Blasey Fraud or Prince (r)Andy?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (N8WbB)
I hope his contract to be Schiff's surrogate in this farce included a rider guaranteeing adequate anal balm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (I2dne)
I try cases for a living and would not take a case with a witness like Blazing Liar Ford.
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it's a good point, you don't do shit, son, as a baby prosecutor. It takes years.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (FEQY4)
The IG report said there were 9 false statements (lying to the FISA court) with no recommendation for perjury charges. He could indict today, is he saying he is doing so?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (r+sAi)
via freerepublic, with video.
Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (Pg+x7)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
I heard that he used his left foot to knock his golfball sideways a few inches to get it out of a divot in the fairway when no one was looking, back in '89. Impeach!
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (dZDT/)
+++++++++++
This is pretty much my assumption. Throw a dart in the halls of power and the odds are good it'll strike a kid-diddling pervert.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)
galacticans 7:11
Posted by: Reverend Comey at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (VqhL9)
>>It's not a good thing...it's a necessary thing.
Not really. He's explaining what an IG does and what and IG doesn't do. Like the no evidence of a political motive nonsense.
And he's laying out a lot of facts that we've been discussing here for years. It's pretty incredible to hear the Attorney General talking about this stuff openly.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (puS7T)
It looks like Berke paid full price while Mr. Super-prosecutor got the half-season groupon plan.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:41 PM (FEQY4)
I think it's like how Gold level patreon scubscribers get extra content.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (KUaJL)
>>I doubt they are. The dems are on a f-ing rampage right now and
there is no way to stop it. They are all doing retarded rehearsed end
zone dances. There won't be any arrests let alone convictions. And I am
not an eyeore. The pooch has been screwed.
Could not disagree more. You should listen to what Barr is saying.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Jack, you are usually spot on (and I want to believe), but running out the clock is a way to win the game, and I think the dems may have gotten the clock down far enough. Unless there are multiple raids and overcoats on heads and handcuff and frog marches in the dozens, the Dems will have won. Getting Strozk and Paige on technicality and 3 months in a cushy prison won't be a W for team R after this impeachment shit show. It needs to be the equivalent of the Leila scene from Good Fellas.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (ymnmz)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
And he was picking his toes in Poughkeepsie. We must impeach!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (koNhm)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
...............
SONUVABITCH that's who that was?
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (v0R5T)
where might one find this occasion?
Posted by: DanMan at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (XTiHL)
And he's laying out a lot of facts that we've been discussing here for years. It's pretty incredible to hear the Attorney General talking about this stuff openly.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (ZLI7S)
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About debunked conspiracy theories?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (zZbCU)
meanwhile, someone is putting little cowboy hats on pigeons in las vegas.
via freerepublic, with video.
Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (Pg+x7)
This affront to our Consternation will not stand. We must impeach!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (puS7T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
And wait for the bombshell: It was a tape of "Ilsa, She-Wold of the SS."
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:37 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
Doesn't matter, Cognitive Dissonance
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: zombie at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (rpxSz)
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so berke gets to see the nipples.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (FEQY4)
Seriously.
There will be no criminal referrals or indictments that will be issued from that event.
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 01:44 PM (ZfRYq)
I try cases for a living and would not take a case with a witness like Blazing Liar Ford.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2019 01:39 PM (koNhm)
An attorney friend of mine in Seattle said at the time she was totally believable.
I wrote her back suggesting she look up the word Gobsmacked.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (LDJ9E)
The record of Obama's team was abysmal, they lost and lost and lost and were humiliated, even found literally in contempt of court several times. They were like the Cleveland Browns of lawyers. Some of those cases they just wanted to lose (so that they were "forced" to pay activists and change policy) but most of them were things they tried and wanted to win, but sucked at it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
I need a cigarette.
Democrats will be squealing like little girls about that interview.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
I read someplace that it was because she got a call from the AFL-CIO threatening to put Sarah Jessica Parker's head in her bed.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (ZGrMX)
He didn't have to do that. He could have called it what it was, even if he had no power to do anything about it. He didn't. He covered for them just like he did last time. This report will be trotted out again and again if Barr or Durham actually decide to pursue something (which I suspect they won't, but who knows - I'd love to be surprised). It won't be a good argument, but it will be a loud one.
The only way i see this working out as a positive is if it turns out that Horowitz is dirty himself and they discredit him as a bad actor - which would put his report into serious suspicion even among the only tangentially tuned-in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
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Or this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-95P5OLlXE
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (dZDT/)
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This is pretty much my assumption. Throw a dart in the halls of power and the odds are good it'll strike a kid-diddling pervert.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)
It's not that narrow. Their perversions are wide and deep.
Posted by: Whoof at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
had his uni deep fried at the sushi bar
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (rpxSz)
On the other hand, I did learn that someone is successfully marketing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off. The woman that's been staying here bought some.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (H8QX8)
No Inspector General will clean up the DOJ or FBI, that's clear. It's also clear no FBI Director will either. Barr might try, but he has some bigger fish to fry right now, what with the Durham prosecutions to defend (when they actually come).
Congress needs to do it's job, and quit obstructing the people.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (NVYyb)
The coup plotters should be very afraid.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Is he calling down the Thunder?
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
Reminder that this impeachment is not about what Trump supposedly did to Ukraine...
we're not interested in what your impeachment does to ukraine, but in what ukraine does to your impeachment.
Posted by: Doug Marcaida at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (yQpMk)
So many people are being paid to lie, and Epstein didn't kill himself. And he ran his "empire" alone, because there are no consequences to be exacted here. If we have the flight logs we know who else was there. Just as the FBI surely knows the "motive" for the Vegas shooting, and all the other "no motive will ever be known" cases.
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (r+sAi)
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Listen, we don't want to rush into anything. We can release a report November 7th and then decide if we should pursue it further.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (vA0PB)
The only actual, minor dirt they've ever come up with has been related to his playboy past, which is so baked in the cake when it comes to Trump that nobody cares.
I should have trusted that he wouldn't have bothered running if there was anything serious.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (U7qMl)
Talk is cheap, and time is rapidly running out. Running your jaws if you're not getting the work done is just insulting.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
I don't care what Barr is saying, I want to know what he is doing.
The
IG report said there were 9 false statements (lying to the FISA court)
with no recommendation for perjury charges. He could indict today, is he
saying he is doing so?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (r+sAi)
THIS. They took a great, huge, steaming, fly covered ,corn filled dump on the desk of a FISA judge who is suppose to receive the HIGHEST level of assurance in order to proceed with spying on a political rival and sitting president. And then yucked it up like they were untouchable. That alone is a "Must not Stand" moment for the nation Dem or Rep alike. But Impeach We Much!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (ymnmz)
.........
No wonder the FBI has no result in the shooting investigation. This must be confusing the hell out of them.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (v0R5T)
See.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)
On the other hand, I did learn that someone is successfully
marketing peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crust cut off.
for a while, you could get PBampersandJ kid's meals at burger king.
Posted by: Anachronda at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (sGtp+)
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Imagine how the economy could be doing if the House (D)s were even putting 10% of their energy towards helping America.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (vA0PB)
Posted by: Spike at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (QEvRc)
I wrote her back suggesting she look up the word Gobsmacked.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (LDJ9E)
Gobsmacked is right. To know that there are actual lawyers out there who supported that sham (and this sham) should be frightening.
Totally blinded by ORANGEMANBAD hatred.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (BeYX8)
Posted by: Black's New Law Pictionary at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM
Snort!
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (LDJ9E)
Some hopeful foreshadowing, perhaps? Wray doesn't come-off as blatantly partisan as Jimmy Drama, but he's just as useless.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (77WPm)
The only actual, minor dirt they've ever come up with has been related to his playboy past, which is so baked in the cake when it comes to Trump that nobody cares.
I should have trusted that he wouldn't have bothered running if there was anything serious.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (U7qMl)
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This is why everything they have done has failed. It was the one wild card - the one thing so unlikely that they didn't even consider it: what is Trump isn't dirty?
They didn't ask. It didn't even blip on the RADAR. And it is the *one* thing that could get in their way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
This!
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (xfb67)
Nothing the democrats are doing on impeachment would stand up 10 minutes in a grand jury proceeding our a court of law. they are violating every possible rule of jurisprudence. not only that, them seem stupidly aware such rules even exist, or what their purposes are.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (MSW4b)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 10, 2019 01:43 PM (koNhm)
Yep, absolutely. Plus, intimate detailed recall of selected inconsequential events, but total absence of recollection of other, more material events.
"Yes, I had a pastrami on rye that day, with a pickle and some cole slaw, a bit of which I got on my clothes, and it rained from 11:37 am to 2:12 pm, but then the sun came out. Where did this horrific attack occur? How did I get to the scene of this horrific attack? How did I get home? Uh ... that I don't recall."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (puS7T)
Posted by: An Observation at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (4Wapv)
I want to know why Chief Justice John G It's a Tax Roberts isn't being raked over the coals. He appoints all the FISA judges, doesn't he?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (ZLI7S)
Link?
Posted by: Whoof at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (lkl+P)
I wrote her back suggesting she look up the word Gobsmacked.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (LDJ9E)
Gobsmacked is right. To know that there are actual lawyers out there who supported that sham (and this sham) should be frightening.
Totally blinded by ORANGEMANBAD hatred.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (1CjJc)
If she were being paid $400 an hour (or whatever) to convince a jury otherwise, would she feel the same way?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (77WPm)
I'd love to see him go. The FBI has been just as bad with him. No motives, nothing to see.
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (JRaU+)
So many people are being paid to lie, and Epstein didn't kill himself. And he ran his "empire" alone, because there are no consequences to be exacted here. If we have the flight logs we know who else was there. Just as the FBI surely knows the "motive" for the Vegas shooting, and all the other "no motive will ever be known" cases.
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (U7k5w)
It's things like this which were the reason behind family/clan scale punishments. You'll never be able to actually sort out who in specific was guilty of what crimes. A clean sweep of associates is the only way to address it.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (7nTlT)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)
Careful, CRT. Don't want to be called-out as a "reality denier" do you?
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
Because they don't have rules. This isn't a court proceeding. They truly do get to do what they want.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (BN/jk)
Posted by: JackStraw
He's only discussing it because he has to. He's not doing it because he wants to. The reason he's out now doing this is because the IG of his won organization said there is no criminality here. That's an unforced error, and no amount of saying people should re-read the report, or listen to Barr being made, is going to prevent any future defendant in this matter from using this report like a hammer in front of a jury. Its the way court works. And cops are given the benefit of the doubt in these matters - especially when the very guy assigned to investigate the cops wrong doing gives them the all clear.
Its not helpful, and saying so doesn't mean that "something won't happen" - it might - it just means it wasn't helpful.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:42 PM (I2dne)
We're gonna need some more darts.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (TiiRJ)
Umm I think he's going for the Illuminati now.
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (KP5rU)
To "pull a Comey": To graft an innocuous, innocent motivation and
conclusion to a damning recitation of evidene, e.g. "The perpetrator
meticulously planned the shooting, including luring the victim to the
site of the shooting by a series of handwritten letters bearing the
perpetrator's DNA, from which we may conclude this was a case of
temporary, non-criminal insanity."
Posted by: Black's New Law Pictionary at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (koNhm)
*golf clap*
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (1CjJc)
But hearing his clips from Barr setting this up towards summer, there's more going on here then the GOP has conditioned me to want to believe.
Hopeful.
Posted by: Subject of Administratia, lowest class at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (ldmQR)
When Benjamin Franklin came out of Independence Hall on September 17,
1787 after our Constitution was adopted, people asked him: What do we
have -- a monarchy or a republic?
He said: "A republic, if you can keep it." Indeed, we have a responsibility to keep and protect it -- for the children.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (YG34V)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
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Horowitz: If it walks like duck and quacks like a duck....it ain't a duck.
Posted by: WisRich at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: An Observation at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (4Wapv)
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Good. None of it will come to anything, but keep them embroiled in lawfare. It can't hurt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (I2dne)
.........
No wonder the FBI has no result in the shooting investigation. This must be confusing the hell out of them.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 20
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All this time they've been looking for a redneck when they should of been looking for a red breasted Boobie.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (LDJ9E)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (hbTkw)
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Pqytn)
They didn't ask. It didn't even blip on the RADAR. And it is the *one* thing that could get in their way.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:48 PM (I2dne)
It's projection. They assume that everyone is as corrupt as they are.
Just like the Reds screamed that the Tea Party was Astroturfed. Why? Because if it had been theirs, it WOULD have been Astroturfed. See, the pathetic "Coffee Party."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
They lost the Black Panther case when the Black Panthers didn't even show up. That's some highly skilled lawyering there.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (FJYfm)
Gaetz is savage. Thank god - someone has to be savage with these idiots.
Nothing the democrats are doing on impeachment would stand up 10
minutes in a grand jury proceeding our a court of law. they are
violating every possible rule of jurisprudence. not only that, them
seem stupidly aware such rules even exist, or what their purposes are.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (+DS2f)
McCarthy's presser this morning was savage.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (jWe5r)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (xfb67)
........
Their dermatologists are very happy about this trend.
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (puS7T)
Right it has to be perfect "or these men are dead". But it will never be perfect, so either you take a little risk, or it's never moving forward. Rush advocating failure theater.
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (Pqytn)
Fox did a live cut of the part of the interview where he answered questions about the IG report, the fake Russia hoax oh and the federal prosecutor he assigned months ago to open criminal investigation on the Russia hoax.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Berke spent $105,180 on dem donations.
In about 8 years, the son is gonna be thinking how much that would have grown to, invested in the Trumpian economy, and what a bitchin' graduation party that amount would have provided.
Thanks, dad, you putz!
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 01:53 PM (q1Pj5)
Smuckers does. Called Uncrustables. In the refrigerator case at the grocery store.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 10, 2019 01:53 PM (BN/jk)
When Benjamin Franklin came out of Independence Hall on September 17, 1787 after our Constitution was adopted, people asked him: What do we have -- a monarchy or a republic?
She wishes he'd said, "A Democratic People's Republic."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:53 PM (N8WbB)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:53 PM (KZzsI)
Just like the Reds screamed that the Tea Party was Astroturfed. Why?
Because if it had been theirs, it WOULD have been Astroturfed. See, the
pathetic "Coffee Party."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (N8WbB)
That is what I was going to say. They can only think in terms of their own thought processes. That, I believe, is why Trump is able to run circles around them. He is inside their OODA loops, while they do not even know what an OODA loop is.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (1CjJc)
deep state isn't going to be easy and if we're going for their jugular
they need to be spot on collecting evidence and building a rock solid
case.
That's only true if you're trying to reform the Deep State, and preserve the shells of the various institutions that comprise it. And that's a mistake - it won't work. Every day that passes reduces the chances of success.
The better play would be to expose everything, and in the resulting outrage tear these institutions down. Yes - a few good rank and filers would be lost. No - I don't care.
This has been the singular failure of Trump. He's not willing to just tear it all down.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (PQMST)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 10, 2019 01:51 PM (YG34V)
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HAHAHAHAHHAHA. My, my. Nancy "I approved a railroading impeachment process that largely occurred without due process and behind closed doors and out of the public's view" Pelosi lamenting the fate of the Republic?
Protip, Nance: The Republic is dead. You played no small part in killing it. Change your tune and be honest about your quest for power above all. You will find, sadly, that money comes rolling in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (I2dne)
Oh, and they'll need more money in their budget to cover the new costs. I'm sure you understand.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (puS7T)
And Republicans need one branch of government to fight for us. No wait two. No wait three, plus the media plus academia, plus all the intelligence agencies and local police forces. Oh and unions. Need them too. Might be dangerous to proceed without all that.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (qCLpK)
And the deep media foretold there were screaming from the angels on high that this is an election year and the report must be postponed. And it was so.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
Yeah well, we blew it. The only questions now are if we can manage to get it back... or if we lose the country entirely.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (KZzsI)
They lost the Black Panther case when the Black Panthers didn't even show up. That's some highly skilled lawyering there.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (FJYfm)
Affirmative action in law school is really paying off.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (N8WbB)
examples: dossier was a sham, dossier was garbage,
fisas were granted by judges who were mislead because exculpatory evidence was withheld.
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (Vugy1)
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (v0R5T)
Sorry, I completely disagree with you. The report is a devastating review of the actions of the FBI during the whole Russia hoax.
It's a small but important part of the totality of evidence that will be used.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)
The cream of the crop. Obviously, this means we should keep expanding government to include those who weren't good enough to get in already.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 01:49 PM (puS7T)
And Republicans need one branch of government to fight for us. No wait two. No wait three, plus the media plus academia, plus all the intelligence agencies and local police forces. Oh and unions. Need them too. Might be dangerous to proceed without all that.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:54 PM (qCLpK)
Gentlemen, let us sleep on this issue before we determine we are ready to proceed.
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (7nTlT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (qCLpK)
Don't forget the news media, we have to have them as well. And entertainment. And the education community. And foreign government approval and support. I mean you can't just rush into things.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (I2dne)
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It reminded me of Comey's Hillary Clinton "No reasonable Prosecutor" conference. He presented a case, then said "Nah, fooled yah".
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (U7k5w)
Just like the Reds screamed that the Tea Party was Astroturfed. Why? Because if it had been theirs, it WOULD have been Astroturfed. See, the pathetic "Coffee Party."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 10, 2019 01:52 PM (N8WbB)
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It has been my biggest lesson from the Trump era. Not the press, not the cavalier Praetorians, not the contempt and hatred.
It has been the corruption. Everyone and everything is corrupt, to a deeper degree than I ever suspected. The entire system at all levels, in all offices, in all chambers, in all departs, is an edifice of corruption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)
They didn't ask. It didn't even blip on the RADAR. And it is the *one* thing that could get in their way.
****
Exactly right. They can't imagine someone getting that rich honestly. it boggles their mind, especially since it is not how THEY got rich. they got rich and powerful by blowing people, stealing, selling their offices....it is just an alien idea to them that Trump got rich by providing value.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (Wd55D)
Or, put it this way: It's 2015 and the Republicans in the House just presented these exact same charges against Obama.
No mention of Lerner, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Iran Deal, DACA, etc.
Just abuse of office and Obstruction of Congress.
You'd say they were taking a dive ....
The only play for the Dems now is to kill this in the House by 50+ Dem votes
The Empire of Nancy strikes back
The loons are crazy and loud, but they can't primary 50+ Dems at once
This is also the most dangerous part for Republicans. Because she will be free to pass bi-partisan bills then
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (vPKfA)
http://www.bongino.com
Posted by: An Observation at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (4Wapv)
>>Its not helpful, and saying so doesn't mean that "something won't happen" - it might - it just means it wasn't helpful.
Sorry, I completely disagree with you. The report is a devastating
review of the actions of the FBI during the whole Russia hoax.
It's a small but important part of the totality of evidence that will be used.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)
I believe the FISA report is why the dems jettisoned Mueller obstruction like yesterday's garbage. They need that Mueller taint on their weaksauce shampeachment like Schiff needs a third tit.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (BqBId)
fisas were granted by judges who were mislead because exculpatory evidence was withheld.
Sure, all that stuff is in the IG report. He lays out all the info, then says that the people he interviewed pinky swore it was all just a misunderstanding and no bias was involved.
Just like the previous IG report about the Clinton investigation proved everything people were saying about it, but the conclusion was "mistakes were made, no bad faith, need more training"
Apparently the FBI is packed with ill-trained, hasty incompetents, based on these reports.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (rpxSz)
grown to, invested in the Trumpian economy, and what a bitchin'
graduation party that amount would have provided.
=====
But I bought my son a cushy job for the future.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (MIKMs)
Or we will lose.
Posted by: mediapostate at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (0/r+h)
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (7G6Xa)
So we can keep our #twoweeks hashtags dry for a while.
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 01:46 PM (ZfRYq)
Steiner will come!
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (z79tQ)
of his won organization said there is no criminality here.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (32YRo)
What you mean by "no criminality here" is lots broader than the charge he was given. Horowitz was wrong in his summary conclusion, I agree (and so does Barr/Durham obviously), but he had limited scope and he didn't address lots of the criminal acts at all.
Wray, on the other hand, has an unlimited scope to begin reforming his bedraggled institution. He is a loser of the first order, and emblematic of how we as a nation have got ourselves into this terrible fix. Lazy, stupid people with conventionally lefty minds being put in charge of important agencies is how we got here. Wray has to go.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (yQpMk)
The cream of the crop. Obviously, this means we should keep
expanding government to include those who weren't good enough to get in
already.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (Wd55D)
Top. Men.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 02:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: JROD at December
That is true. Hanging these fuckers is fine with me and sooner is better. However, this, the deep state treachery, is a huge mess and going in firing and hanging people takes time to get it done right.
I do not want someone to come in and starting cutting people down from the yardarms until the birds have finished.
Posted by: not so at December 10, 2019 02:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 02:00 PM (hbTkw)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 02:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (MIKMs)
So did I, but between cocaine, hookers, and child support payments, the money's all gone.
Now THAT'S malarkey.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 10, 2019 02:01 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: G marks the spot at December 10, 2019 02:01 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Well, when you follow Rosenstein's advice and fire their glorious leader, you can't expect them to function properly, can you?\\\\\\\\\\\\
No supervision\\\\No morale\\\Calamity\\\Chaos\\\
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 02:01 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 02:01 PM (NVYyb)
Soon we'll be down to Trump failing to rewind a tape he took back to Blockbuster in 1993.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (hbTkw)
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He'll provide the receipt where he paid the $2 fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 10, 2019 01:40 PM (zZbCU)
Justice Delayed is Justice Denied...
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (NVYyb)
++++++++++++
The only way to reform the FBI and its parent organization is to raze it to the ground and rebuild.
The Good Ship Reform set sail long ago, I fear.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (I2dne)
he was asked if arrests will be made and he LOL and said, "not yet"
Posted by: trapper's girl at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (Vugy1)
Trump has has a reputation as a germaphobe for decades. They idea was absurd.
If you wanted to make me think you had a tape on Trump going full Howard Hughes with tissue boxes on his hands and feet was more plausible.
Posted by: Big V at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (B06Zw)
engraving directly on the brain should only be done using AoS approved brain shocking devices.
(I joke about the brain device being on sale on Ebay, without knowing what Ace is actually talking about ... but electronics and interactive brain probes ... sound scary)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (NVYyb)
I would take it one step further and say the whole FBI has to go.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (kUmUV)
And the deep media foretold there were screaming from the angels on high that this is an election year and the report must be postponed. And it was so.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 10, 2019 01:55 PM (r+sAi)
Indictments should have been our Christmas present.
Posted by: Whoof at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (lkl+P)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 02:00 PM (hbTkw)
Nothing is a cool as a raccoon astride a crocodile like Washington crossing the Delaware.
Posted by: Count de Monet at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (q1Pj5)
being put in charge of important agencies is how we got here. Wray has
to go.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (NVYyb)
People with less than honorable agendas will always be in charge of these agencies. Honest men rarely rise to the top of any bureaucracy.
The problem is the agencies themselves. They can not be reformed, because that is not their nature. Dismissing those at the top is only rearranging the deck chairs.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (PQMST)
everything is corrupt, to a deeper degree than I ever suspected. The
entire system at all levels, in all offices, in all chambers, in all
departs, is an edifice of corruption.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)
Look no further than TARP. The big reveal for me has been the complicity of the GOP in the corruption and animus to Trump for trying to deliver what they had promised for so many years but just couldn't quite make it work. Just one more election, and we'll deliver, they said.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (1CjJc)
"I think it would be more useful if someone put tiny diapers on them instead."
Posted by: wth at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: G marks the spot at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (GXoKW)
Riddle me this, Batman. If nothing is going to happen why did the Attorney General and the federal prosecutor he assigned to run a criminal investigation both make the unusual step yesterday of putting out statements saying they disagree with the IG that the Russia investigation was properly predicated?
I really don't think people are fully grasping what that means.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Just like the Reds screamed that the Tea Party was Astroturfed. Why? Because if it had been theirs, it WOULD have been Astroturfed. See, the pathetic "Coffee Party."
Yup. Everything a leftist says is projection. Ev. Ery. Thing.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Turns out they're permanent bears, and always predict a crash. It's a position.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (rpxSz)
And who is Damien Thorn? Are we still protecting Obama, here?
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Subject of Administratia, lowest class at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ldmQR)
Wray is convinced nothing is wrong and its insulting to suggest otherwise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
Barr's speech at the Federalist Society gives me hope. I think he is serious as a heart attack concerning this sh*t show.
Posted by: Bosk at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (9m9TT)
Totally incompetent.
We'll need more money to get unfucked.
Posted by: FBI at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (gAMkn)
I really don't think people are fully grasping what that means."
Holy Justice Delayed is Justice Denied!
Posted by: Robin at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (U7k5w)
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Protecting Obama?
Puhlease.
It's about protecting their own hides.
Posted by: SMH at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (RU4sa)
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Moms and dads see it and think "break them up, take away their power," and government folks think "they need additional funding."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: mrp
Trump ought to dump Wray and Horrowitz right after the impeachment vote over this IG Report being a whitewash and then recess appoint the new director of the FBI over the Christmas break...but that's just me.
Posted by: Boswell at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (32YRo)
Trump has has a reputation as a germaphobe for decades. They idea was absurd.
If you wanted to make me think you had a tape on Trump going full Howard Hughes with tissue boxes on his hands and feet was more plausible.
Posted by: Big V at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (B06Zw)
I find it funny as hell that he hired some Hot ass hookers and had them piss all over the bed.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (U7dlb)
Yeah well EVERYONE predicted that crash, just nobody knew exactly when. Well, some people did, because they pulled the trigger, but most didn't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (hbTkw)
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 01:59 PM (7G6Xa)
That's going to tee off her base. The founders are all dead white slave owners.
Right?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 10, 2019 02:02 PM (1CjJc)
+++++++++++
TARP, TALF, GM/Chrylser, Fed repos for foreign banks, all of that was extremely bad. That is when I perked up that things were far worse than I thought. It was a lot like this has been, actually, but I didn't make the connection at that time that the blatant corruption extended out from Congress and perhaps a couple of departments like Treasury.
The last three years have been eye-opening. It has shown very clearly that it is universal. Corruption is the state.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 02:06 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 01:58 PM (KZzsI)
Men (for the most part), of almost uniformly mediocre intellect and with little in the way of particular special skills or talents, who fancy themselves as the second-coming of the heroic version of Elliot Ness, with lots of guns and almost zero accountability.
Yeah, what could possibly go wrong.
Posted by: DocJ at December 10, 2019 02:06 PM (77WPm)
Narrowing the bubble popping down to 90 days, that is something.
Posted by: not so at December 10, 2019 02:06 PM (HALdu)
And we know who they're gunning for, and who they'll let walk.
Posted by: Ted K. at December 10, 2019 02:06 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 01:57 PM (I2dne)
I don't know how you can say that with the way the Vegas and Parkland attacks were handled.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TiiRJ)
Dude, I'm talking about cowboy pigeons riding rats, not this silly Washington stuff.
Posted by: Dr. Evil at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (hbTkw)
Do I have to spell it out?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (cEsBM)
Only the left gets to do that. The arrest people in the middle of the night drag them off, give immunity to their allies, and ram through cases after case. We have to wait, you see. And plot. And build. And investigate. It takes time, years, decades even.
Oops statute of limitations and nobody even remembers the case any more. Well we tried.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 02:03 PM (ZLI7S)
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Or, hard lessons in cynicism have been learned. "Beaten in to peoples heads" might actually be a better descriptor.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (TiiRJ)
++++++++++++
Shot.
Chaser: I don't know how you can say that with how that terror compound in NM was handled.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)
FYI
Posted by: not so at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (HALdu)
arrested and squeezed. It's like Barr wants to "Settle all family
business" as they all make the move to Mar Lago.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:04 PM (yQpMk)
I'd like to make you a wager. Are you a drinker ? I assume you are.
I'll wager that, if Trump wins 2020, by 2021 we're all sitting around bitching about how Barr turned out to be like all the rest. While we're bitching, we'll all be lectured about some other person - yet to be named - that's hot on the case and just about ready to drop the hammer on all the ne'er do wells. If only we'd give the process time to work.
$50 gift certificate to the liquor store of your choice if I'm wrong. What do you think ?
Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (PQMST)
Posted by: Someguy at December 10, 2019 01:50 PM (7nTlT)
The rule of law was created to end the destructive family, clan, and tribal feuds that dominated human existence before it.
If enough people are sure the system has failed, the old pathologies will be return.
Posted by: Cato, Deep State Delenda Est at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (J+mig)
At least every lead was followed up.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Guzalot at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (prSvo)
Right?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 10, 2019 02:05 PM (CmURZ)
LOL at this point I think they know she's just fooling the rubes so she gets a pass.
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (TiiRJ)
Well they are ill tempered pigeons with hats, best we could do on short notice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 10, 2019 02:08 PM (Uu+Jp)
Every morning and three times a night?
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (TiiRJ)
Trump ought to dump Wray and Horrowitz right after the impeachment vote
over this IG Report being a whitewash and then recess appoint the new
director of the FBI over the Christmas break...but that's just me.
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I'm not splitting hairs here. For the director of the FBI, the IG's report is NO WHITEWASH.
Posted by: mrp at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Allie at December 10, 2019 01:27 PM (sm6Pk)
There's no way it wasn't fake. The Left are the ones who like to do weird stuff with human waste. Throwing bags of shit at police, using it for graffiti-- If human shit and piss is involved, a Leftist did it. Period.
Posted by: Vanya at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (U7voe)
I know exactly what it means that Barr and Durham said something. It means they said something. Nothing more nothing less.
Barr is saying it's at least 6 more months.
Well what if they keep finding things and keep expanding and keep delaying?
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (ZfRYq)
Why would I bet against my own position?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: not so at December 10, 2019 02:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 10, 2019 02:07 PM (I2dne)
No shit, huh?
Posted by: ... at December 10, 2019 02:10 PM (TiiRJ)
Posted by: x at December 10, 2019 02:11 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (yQpMk)
Well, that's a fine point. I guess we have no bet. I wouldn't have took that bet either.
Posted by: The Watcher at December 10, 2019 02:11 PM (PQMST)
I need a cigarette.
Democrats will be squealing like little girls about that interview.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:45 PM (ZLI7S)
They are. I hit quite a few lefty sites looking for the entire interview (could not find it) and they are livid!
Posted by: Ann at December 10, 2019 02:12 PM (NDO5Q)
Well what if they keep finding things and keep expanding and keep delaying?
Posted by: blaster at December 10, 2019 02:09 PM (ZfRYq)
Jarndyce and Jarndyce. Maybe Barr can discuss this with Mueller over Bloody Marys after their Bible Study.
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 02:12 PM (U7k5w)
No, you obviously don't understand what it means.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 02:12 PM (ZLI7S)
in any case, Whitaker's conclusions are at variance with the facts, especially with the facts that were omitted. It is in the pattern of Comey and Mueller ... lay out crimes, then dismiss them. (or in Mueller's case, found no Trump crime, but conclusion was full of "but he has not proved himself innocent")
Barr has indicted some Ukraine actors ... maybe that is just the beginning ... we just have to wait, and hope (and squeak a lot).
Posted by: illiniwek at December 10, 2019 02:13 PM (Cus5s)
Past performance is not indicative of future results, we hope.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 10, 2019 02:14 PM (yQpMk)
*******
New ad campaign from Charles Squab.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 10, 2019 02:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM
What for? Half of them can't even find their own nuts.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 10, 2019 02:14 PM (ejd/p)
Where did this idea begin? I've seen numerous videos of President Trump shaking 100's of hands at graduations, hugging Down Syndrome folks after a concert, placing his hand on a shoulder and embracing people, etc.
He doesn't seem to shun people, the opposite imo, he appears in his element being in an arena with thousands.
Posted by: Alice McD at December 10, 2019 02:18 PM (E+yET)
Let me tell you: You take on the intelligence community- they have six ways from Sunday at getting back at you.
That was a threat. And that's one of the things restraining our elected officials.
Posted by: notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 02:18 PM (JKNZq)
If he ever is wrong it is by accident. or the definition needs to be changed. Or Trump lied. or republicans lied. Democrat straight shooters are never wrong, just ask them.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 10, 2019 02:25 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: oddnot at December 10, 2019 02:36 PM (pBF8H)
Oh, crap, I forgot to add the DeLuxe Hippocampus Engraver Set to my gift wish list -- thanks for reminding me!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 02:54 PM (ZT/+/)
Man, I cannot wait for the Republicans to gerrymander the Senate -- thar'll be SO boss!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 10, 2019 02:57 PM (ZT/+/)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at December 10, 2019 03:00 PM (Viyro)
It's a small but important part of the totality of evidence that will be used.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 10, 2019 01:56 PM (ZLI7S)
Even in the report body, it says that the excuses made for the manifest errors are unjustifiable. The fact that at the top and bottom they fudge and say that it wasn't 'politically modivated' won't wash in a review where the question is did they break the laws on FISA (yes), withhold exculpatory evidence illegally (yes) and so on.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 10, 2019 03:07 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: The Judge at December 10, 2019 04:23 PM (GDjCl)
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