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And Now Some Political Advertisements From Our Tyrannical and Vicious (and Incompetent) Ruling Class






Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:50 PM




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1 Buy ammo

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (xceTB)

2 im so tired.

Posted by: Joe biden von schtupp at December 09, 2019 07:51 PM (Vy7tf)

3

This would be a good time to point out, once again, that I hate fucking monkeys.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)

4 Stick up on Hesco barriers. They're not just for downrange.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (8/E19)

5 Nood called

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (xceTB)

6 Silly Rabbit. Trix are for kids.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (Vy7tf)

7 I could never get through a LeCarre novel.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (+0AKE)

8 qwerty!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (q1Pj5)

9 Jesus Christ. THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!!! We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

10 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:54 PM (arJlL)

11 If it bleeds it leads

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (JG1i6)

12 That America-hating commie soccer player was named SI person of the year or some shit.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Vy7tf)

13 Stigma around menstruation. I seem to missed another 'thing' that I was suppose to give a shit about.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (0zDoP)

14 Freweini Mebrahtu ??

free my weenie and my bra too ?

WTF ?

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (M+Lyo)

15

The enigma of stigma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

16 So if the anonymous whistle-blower is Times Man

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (+Q7pl)

17 Jeebus. Can't see anybody wanting to get their wings with FreeWeenie.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (qaR8a)

18 WASTF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

19 Women menstruate? I never would have known, what with them talking about all the f'ing time.

And lols, it starts with "mens".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (+0AKE)

20

This is a good time for an odd Rememberberry:


remember BUSTER POINDEXTER?


I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)

21 Are they going to put a guy with a bag over his head on the cover of Time?

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Tnijr)

22 9 This. You live with women, you accept all the joy and such it brings

Posted by: rammajamma at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (xceTB)

23 If multi-culturalism is good rooosha cannot be bad!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (Vy7tf)

24 Times Person of the year dobthey even have a cover photo?

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (+Q7pl)

25 Jesus Christ. THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!!! We. Do. Not. Give. A. Fuck.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

26 Horowitz's fart musta really stunk for Durham to get up and leave the room

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (rpxSz)

27 Out: Discovering new worlds, curing epidemics, winning wars.

In: Destigmatizing menstuation.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (fK2gX)

28 Buy more ammo

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (ZCEU2)

29

Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah but if you want it, well you can bleed on me
Yeah, we all need someone we can bleed on
Yeah yeah and if you want it baby why don't ya
You can bleed on me
All over, hoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

30 "THERE IS NO FUCKING STIGMA AROUND MENSTRUATION!"

I hate fucking stigma.

Posted by: freakdd at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Tnijr)

31 They should have picked that bint actress Jameela.

Posted by: JAS at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (DBGf/)

32
Wow, you guys are gonna hit a nood record, I think.
You are on track for an anus reference in the top 40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Qrd7o)

33 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo)

34 Freweini

That ead a cute movie.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K3zSe)

35 The horror !

The horror !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (JwHjN)

36 I think we found the leaker.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (JG1i6)

37 But there is a stigmata...

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

38 "Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation."

And the Salvation Army is getting slammed.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (xPl2J)

39 Was.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (K3zSe)

40 Are we going to have month long 'Awareness' for Menstruation Stigma?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (0zDoP)

41 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)


Back hole, top hole?

Posted by: Genderless hole-seeker at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Vy7tf)

42 21
Are they going to put a guy with a bag over his head on the cover of Time?

The Unknown Comic!

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (K22Va)

43 12: You left out "ugly and non-busty dyke" from your description.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (ewSN2)

44 Hiya Eris !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (arJlL)

45 You are on track for an anus reference in the top 40.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (Qrd7o)


With this crowd, we otter be able to manage that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

46 JT!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

47 I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)
-------------
Well he is pretty good in "Scrooged" which is a fine movie.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (4+8an)

48 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy
--------

Well, now, it depends on what your definition of 'stigma' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (yY5sN)

49
41 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)


Back hole, top hole?

Posted by: Genderless hole-seeker





And there it is!
I missed it by 1.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (Qrd7o)

50


FREEWEENIE!!!

Posted by: Skynyrd fan with Bic lighter at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (aKsyK)

51 *In: Destigmatizing menstuation.
Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (fK2gX)*

Female trannies not hit at all.

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (+Q7pl)

52 Horribus anus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (27Gbf)

53 She bled from her hands? What? Oh, STIGMA. Carry on.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (LOq4H)

54 What is enraging me the most is that the Deep State and Dems and MSN (yeah, I stutter) is weakening us in the eyes of our enemies, and they could care less.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (VqhL9)

55 Freweini Mebrahtu has just been named CNN Hero of the Year. Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

First would problems much?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (aS1PU)

56 CNN Hero!

Someone who can flush the commode twice without plugging the plumbing.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (zD38/)

57 "33 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo) "



Always.

Don't do anything with it, got 30 year old brass in bags, but I save it religious.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (JwHjN)

58 Horribus anus?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (27Gbf)


Anus horribilis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 07:59 PM (BiNEL)

59 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)

60 Shouldn't these people be .....working?

Menstrual woman probably gets a federal grant to do her nonsense.

Tax money down the toilet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)

61 20

This is a good time for an odd Rememberberry:


remember BUSTER POINDEXTER?


I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile



Since he got his start in the proto punk band NY Dolls, he did do an interesting career turn.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (0zDoP)

62 Only Women Bleed

That Alice Cooper... Wut. A. Hatemonger.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z4rgH)

63 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Beejers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

64 I hate fucking stigma.

******************

I hater fucking her too.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (+dsLj)

65 Anus Horrilibutts

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

66 I think we need to work on destigmatizing menstruation.

Like when your wife is all cranky, and you ask is it that time of the month?

And then she stigmas you right between the eyes.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (ZfRYq)

67 60 Shouldn't these people be .....working?

Menstrual woman probably gets a federal grant to do her nonsense.

Tax money down the toilet.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (Z+IKu)

Same place she puts her pads, I bet.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

68 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi)

69 Freweini Mebrahtu has just been named CNN Hero of the Year. Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Free weenie can help limit menstruation, so I rate this "true".

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (P1f+c)

70 I saw one thing on that CNN Heroes show. It was the guy who saves donkeys. I thought man, this is scraping the bottom here. Little did I know.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (xPl2J)

71 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)

Moose out Front?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

72 Think I'll go back to my Lovecraft omnibutts. It's less disgusting.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

73 Not Elmore Leonard more like Philip Dick novels.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (jKBVK)

74 What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy


Well, um, sometimes the horniness factor went up considerably during that time. And who was I to deny such demands...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (LOq4H)

75 May you live in interesting fucked up times.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (q177U)

76 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)

Beejers.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)

You left out the other option.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (K3zSe)

77 Runner-Up for Person of the Year went to the guy who destigmatized boogers.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (fK2gX)

78 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi)


You overlooked the best part, these incompetent buffoons will get away with it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

79 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)

80 What would really be newsworthy is if she is hanging Christmas lights and falls off the roof.

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (JG1i6)

81 What about sex during menstruation though?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe)



Beejers.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (NWiLs)


Only if your penis is made of chocolate and emits wine.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (q1Pj5)

82 You left out the other option.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:02 PM (K3zSe)


I'm surprised!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

83 The best part is STILL that Hillary isn't President

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (ewSN2)

84 I'm ready for your pollen, baby! Give it to me!

Posted by: Stigma at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (Vy7tf)

85 Since the people in those 34 districts that switched to the Dems in 2018 voted for the Democrat, that means they support impeachment.
--actual argument I've seen

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (vPKfA)

86 Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)

Then you should probably stop f**king them.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (iDOB7)

87 >>>Think I'll go back to my Lovecraft omnibutts. It's less disgusting.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (Dc2NZ)

In Soviet America color out of space is people!

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (q177U)

88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19)

89 Well shucks, Mz Freeweiney looks...kinda like.....she.....well....smells....funny. and not ha-ha funny.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (UUkQp)

90 "68 Even more offensive than the slow roll coup that trie to overturn my vote was the incompetence and buffoonery with which it was executed.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:01 PM (XNkEi) "


Egg - freakin - zackley.

Pissing on our heads, telling us it's raining, and the ballgag prevents us from interjecting the truth.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (JwHjN)

91 Save your brass

Posted by: Ventura Highway at December 09, 2019 07:57 PM (M+Lyo) "



Always.

Don't do anything with it, got 30 year old brass in bags, but I save it religious.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 a

Scrap brass pays approx a buck twunny per lb.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (arJlL)

92
Stigma of menstruation????

What the fuck fuckity fuck?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

93 Give Frewieni a midol. Next!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (r+sAi)

94 71 Liquor in Front, Poker in the Rear.

Posted by: dartist at December 09, 2019 08:00 PM (K22Va)


start her out with the irons, work her into woods

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (rpxSz)

95 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)


The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu. It's greek or something.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (aS1PU)

96 the, stupid, the

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (rpxSz)

97 88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19


It's just part of the shame of being born a woman.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (87gB3)

98 I just heard that Megan Rapinoe was Sports Illustrated's person of the year. Of course.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (xPl2J)

99 The punchline is when Trump win Reelection in 2020.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (q177U)

100 Isn't the word MENstruation oppression?

Shouldn't it be Femstruation?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (VqhL9)

PERSONstration.

Posted by: tbodie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (+Q7pl)

101 These Globalist even think like cheap Russian bots.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (jKBVK)

102

Typical Leftist Bullshit:

1. Complain about a non-existent problem.
2. Blame Other for non-existent problem.
3. Demand a government solution to non-existent problem.
4. Gain Power over Other.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (Qrd7o)

103 Stigma of menstruation????



What the fuck fuckity fuck?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)

When they are banished to the moon hut for 5 days for being unclean.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (q1Pj5)

104 92
Stigma of menstruation????

What the fuck fuckity fuck?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 09, 2019 08:04 PM (pNxlR)


"Let me tell you something."

- - Sonny Corleone on the Causeway

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (zBaqJ)

105 40
Are we going to have month long 'Awareness' for Menstruation Stigma?

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (0zDoP)


Isn't the red ribbon already taken?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (TLxpZ)

106 I still to this day do nut understand how he achieved a bit of stardom.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:55 PM (Qrd7o)
-------------
Well he is pretty good in "Scrooged" which is a fine movie.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 09, 2019 07:58 PM (4+8an)

Leonard Cohen. Everybody knows......he sucked, big time. How the hell did he even get recorded is a mystery. Must be related to someone.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (Z+IKu)

107 98 I just heard that Megan Rapinoe was Sports Illustrated's person of the year. Of course.
Posted by: Mark1971



The soon to be extinct Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0zDoP)

108 Oh boy, all the lights are up for the annual light show here. Starting this Friday night, 11 days of avoiding people like the plague.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (K3zSe)

109
Men-strudel = Vindman

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (zBaqJ)

110 Menstruation is nature punishing you for not getting pregnant.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (+0AKE)

111 Does Miss Freeweenie come from a culture with menstrual huts or something? And if so, why is that our problem?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Dc2NZ)

112 Their Persons of the Year selections tell me how irrelevant they are to the broad stream of life. Outside of their little bubbles that we get to see through the lens of cable TV and the internet there is a vast world. A world in which they are disconnected from and irrelevant to.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0QYMt)

113 103 Stigma of menstruation????

Stay pregnant!!

Posted by: Amish non stigmata at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (Vy7tf)

114 54. Feature, not a bug. Anyway the only enemies in their world is US.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (XNkEi)

115 I look forward to the NFL spending a month raising money and awareness to combat the problem of menstruation.

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (ewSN2)

116

Leonard Cohen is unique, I'll say that.
I have to give him points for originality.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (Qrd7o)

117 "Go with the Flow," I always say.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (zD38/)

118 Didn't Rod Stewart sing a song about this ?

Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (JG1i6)

119 It's a Stigma!

Posted by: Bruce Jenner at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (r+sAi)

120 "Freweini"

Any relation to Frewilli? Like, is she an orca?

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (Tnijr)

121 Lovecraft Omnibutt??

Don't ask where the third eye is this time

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (27Gbf)

122 NBC reveals anonymous impeachment whistleblower on short list for @TIME Person of the Year

Wait, there was an anonymous whistleblower, in addition to Eric Ciaramella?

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (P1f+c)

123
The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu.

Nanu Nanu

Posted by: Mork from Ork at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (aKsyK)

124 fucking whistleblower. thought snitches got stitches.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (KP5rU)

125 54. Feature, not a bug. Anyway the only enemies in their world is US.
Posted by: kallisto

(Trudges back to 54.........)

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (arJlL)

126 Keanus! Keanus!

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (27Gbf)

127 117 "Go with the Flow," I always say.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:07 PM (zD38/)


"Ma flow be linoleum."

- - Just the Punchline

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (zBaqJ)

128 Hey, quit picking on CNN. I like those guys, no... I really like those guys.

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (6oB47)

129 If they select him Time should put a picture of The Unknown Comic on the cover.

Posted by: Mark1971 at December 09, 2019 08:08 PM (xPl2J)

130
Roll out the barrel...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (zBaqJ)

131 Bruno Ganz for person of the year.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (RuIsu)

132 Cohen has a song that some chick recorded and Stevie Ray Vaughan did the guitar solo for it. If it weren't for that, his name wouldn't mean that much to me (and it doesn't mean much to me now).

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (ewSN2)

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (6oB47)

134 Can't they call the whistle blower by his real name, Eric Ciaramella, since everyone already already knows it?

Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (tVQUs)

135 Buy ammo
Posted by: rammajamma

Don't you mean buy MORE ammo?

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (88WhX)

136
Ha! Satan in the barrel.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

137 Molly on Tucker

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (wiXsO)

138 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (q1Pj5)

139 The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu

Klaatu barada nikto!

Posted by: The Day the Brain Stood Still at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (Vy7tf)

140 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe

Mucho slippery.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (myjNJ)

141 The soon to be extinct Sports Illustrated.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 08:06 PM (0zDoP)


Fuck those see you next Tuesdays in particular.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

142 "Men-strudel = Vindman"

Probably gotten his share of creampies...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (qaR8a)

143 "The latest term is Freweini Mebrahtu"

* clink *
* whirr *

* Goes into action *

Posted by: Gort at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (Tnijr)

144 Molly on Tucker

Phrasing.

Posted by: Grey Fox at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (iTtBf)

145 So, I've had this Norelco shaver for at least five years and am shopping for a new one. My first Norelco came with a hard travel case. - Room enough for a toothbrush, small tube of deodorant, a twenty dollar bill slipped between the shell and case and it was good to go.

Now, the case is $15.00 and that Jackson won't get you into a bar.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (/jZjK)

146 Ha! Satan in the barrel.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:09 PM (r+sAi)

This is hardly the time for folk music

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (E0xZd)

147 Freweini Mebrahtu

*****************

I almost read that as Frau Blucher

*horses whinnying in background*

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (+dsLj)

148 Gonna go watch Jints/Iggles.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:10 PM (arJlL)

149 Only on the Ace of Spades blog can Satan send himself to the Barrel.

And he thought the Ninth Circle was bad...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (27Gbf)

150
Eli is back, I hear.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (Qrd7o)

151 Remember the old sailors' wisdom:

Red tide in, screwing's a sin.
Red tide out, let 'er spout!

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (fK2gX)

152 "97 88 What stigma is there about menustration? I must have missed that. I thought it was a biological fact.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 08:03 PM (8/E19

It's just part of the shame of being born a woman.

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 08:05 PM (87gB3) "




I know, right ?

When I first read about the Walk of Shame I was all wtf ?, when I did that I was proud as a peacock about going home in the morning after having sex.

Gotta be something hardwired right above the end of the spinal column.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (JwHjN)

153 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Posted by: Count de Monet


Could be dangerous. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Barrel that isn't extremely flammable.

Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

154
Their Persons of the Year selections tell me how irrelevant they are to
the broad stream of life. Outside of their little bubbles that we get to
see through the lens of cable TV and the internet there is a vast
world. A world in which they are disconnected from and irrelevant to.


Who?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (HaL55)

155 at least SCOTUS let KY ultrasound law stand

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (XNkEi)

156 Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation

Just wax my balls, woman!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (V+A8w)

157 Eli is back, I hear.

We'll see.......

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (arJlL)

158 Eli is back, I hear.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:11 PM (Qrd7o)


Eli's comin' better hide your heart girls.

Posted by: Laura Nyro at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (aS1PU)

159 You'll all be thrilled to know that Jenna Bush asked Moochelle Obama her opinion about the impeachment hearings today, on NBC's Today Show.


Mooch is in Vietnam working toward education for women. And she's "disturbed" by the divisiveness in our country.

Thanks, Mooch. You and your "husband" did more to divide this nation than anyone in modern history.

Go eat a dozen tacos and a slab of ribs and STFU.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (ptqGC)

160
Александр Семёнович Виндман
Alexander Semyonovich Vindman

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (/jZjK)

161 Could be dangerous. I'm pretty sure there's nothing in the Barrel that isn't extremely flammable.
Posted by: mikeski at December 09, 2019 08:12 PM (P1f+c)

The slime is corrosive, but not flammable.

Also poisonous.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/)

162 What, no sympathy for the Devil?

Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (6oB47)

163 Who's gonna tell Satan he needs to report to the Barrel?

Would that be a punishment?

Posted by: t-bird at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (V+A8w)

164 Thread needs more Hogan's Heroes

Posted by: Crusader at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (ewSN2)

165 at least SCOTUS let KY ultrasound law stand
Posted by: kallisto

Oh Kentucky !

I thought ya meant the jelly.

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (arJlL)

166 Did Michelle eat any locally sourced 100% non-GMO Pho?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (27Gbf)

167 time made hitler man of the year. fuck time.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (KP5rU)

168 Hillary is waxing and sunning her 3rd eye. She is going to run.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (iLaBB)

169 When I first read about the Walk of Shame I was all wtf ?, when I did
that I was proud as a peacock about going home in the morning after
having sex.

The Stride of Pride!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (r+sAi)

170 Buster Poindexter was the alter ego of David Johansen from NY Dolls fame. Why I know that right away but can't find my keys is a mystery.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (pBjNj)

171 Leonard Cohen is unique, I'll say that.

I have to give him points for originality.


Can't think of one song of his that I've ever heard.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (HaL55)

172 red wings ?

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (B+t5k)

173 warm, out of date astronaise awaits the guests of the barrel

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (rpxSz)

174 What, no sympathy for the Devil?
Posted by: Satan at December 09, 2019 08:13 PM (6oB47)

Who?
Who?

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (E0xZd)

175 Jenna Bush, all of her family and Michelle and his family, can all go back to Red China where they will be much more at home.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (/jZjK)

176 madammayhem @ 140 Mucho slippery, but relatively safe to not get pregnant. Or so I heard. But not entirely 'true'.

Posted by: Eromero at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (UUkQp)

177 Hillary is waxing and sunning her 3rd eye...
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 08:14 PM (iLaBB)


Dang, man. have a heart.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:15 PM (aS1PU)

178 As expected, Tucker is hitting all the targets tonight.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

179 Better toughen up there Satan or Ace will build some shelves for you...

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (27Gbf)

180
Stigma about menstruation is an Arab/Muslim thing. Go work on them lady, why don't you?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (dZDT/)

181 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

182 Sex Buckton on Tucker

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

183 Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)

Calm. Down.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (ptqGC)

184 What about sex during menstruation though?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 07:56 PM (K3zSe

Or for those who are squeamish about blood...
If the front porch is being painted, you can use the back door.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (myjNJ)

185 Finally answered once and for all today: Inspector General Horowitz is incompetent AND dishonest.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (WhIA2)

186 >>Calm. Down.


I was mocking the Service Animal Lady.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (CjeDS)

187 Sex Buckton on Tucker
---

*monocle pop*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

188 >>What about sex during menstruation though?


You can ride the Red River, but you should not drink of it. - Shit mohammed said, Vol I

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (CjeDS)

189 I think they just insulted Elmore Leonard and the characters he creates.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (bFkYZ)

190 Hey guys!

Been working ... what'd I miss?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (1vWDB)

191 Well, I guess Murderin' Joe will be happy tomorrow.

I love that he finally came right out this morning and said he wants to "destroy" Trump because he dissed the lovely Mika's bleeding face.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

192 Did Sex Buckton ride in on a Sybian?

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (27Gbf)

193 I'm all in for the complete destruction of Michael Horowitz's reputation. I'm sick of this weasel and fraud and his scumbling, overblown legally parsed "reports."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (H8QX8)

194 Calm. Down.




Posted by: Jane D'oh

Hey! You've got yours, cut the man some slack!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:18 PM (LOq4H)

195 what'd I miss?
Turns out, nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (r+sAi)

196 I think they just insulted Elmore Leonard and the characters he creates.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged

I loved his books !

Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (arJlL)

197 Sex Buckton is folicularly blessed.

I could take over several small countries with a mop like that.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (CjeDS)

198 It's perfectly safe to be suntanning your squeakhole.

Posted by: The Barbed Cock of Satan at December 09, 2019 08:19 PM (zD38/)

199 I bet The Donald is man enough to go to a drug store and buy Melania tampons and pads.

Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

200 Finally answered once and for all today: Inspector General Horowitz is incompetent AND dishonest.

Posted by: Voter theater. at December 09, 2019 08:17 PM (WhIA2)

-------

Seems competent to me. His job is to cover for the crooks, provide them with a defense, give propaganda to Democrats, and demonstrate the awesome power of the untouchable State to us peons.

All achieved. He did a fine job.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (5aX2M)

201 All of this PAY ATTENTION TO MY PERIOD reminds me of 8th grade. It's just so juvenile. I guess the progs think it's a stigma when other, sensible adults of both sexes have zero interest in talking or thinking about the bodily functions of total strangers.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (4pMBB)

202 what'd I miss?

Oh, nothing much. Just the Left's attempts to destroy a democratic republic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

203


Gee, CNN's Heroes of the Year group looked very "diverse". Like they were checking every friggin' box on that stage. There were as many people in that audience that watch CNN every day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (Ev6gs)

204 'WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?"

you motorboatin' son of a gun, you!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (qaR8a)

205 Actually, yes there are places with lots of people living in them where there is a stigma associated with menstruation. Ethiopia is mentioned, and India with its billion or so people is afflicted.

Despite the bad rap 3rd wave feminism has given women's suffrage over here, there is still plenty of work to be done in the developing world.

I ran across a site called menstrupedia.com in my work, ended up sending them a few shekels.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)

206 Tucker seems to be one of a very few clear sighted pundits today. Probably the only one on Fox, unless you count Levin

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (7ZQe3)

207 Even Satan fears the reapening of the barrel.

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (q177U)

208 We should start a meme that climate change activists are anti-gay. Or racist.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (XNkEi)

209 Things I don't care about:

Other wymyn's periods.

Their whinging about Every Damned Thing.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (ptqGC)

210 MoonPadsWithoutBorders is the new HumanFund.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (CjeDS)

211 And Portland wants to force private property owners to let bums on their property, now.

I don't know if, when the dam breaks, things will be brutal immediately, or if it'll take some sort of disproportional lefty response first. But either way, that's where things are heading.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (67XdO)

212 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)


Hillary: Right here

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (Ev6gs)

213 Did someone say Moon Pies?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (aS1PU)

214 Bottom story of the day:

Megan Rapinoe named Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year

Can't wait for a tranny to take her job.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (I2/tG)

215 Menstruation causes climate change.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (+0AKE)

216 WHERE'S MY FUCKING SUPPORT TITTIES!?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:16 PM (CjeDS)


Hillary: Right here
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (Ev6gs)

I think he's looking for a little more than your glorified foot warmers.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (K3zSe)

217
Ever see megan rapinoe's sister?
Same dyke haircut, but not pink.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:23 PM (Qrd7o)

218 Tucker seems to be one of a very few clear sighted pundits today. Probably the only one on Fox, unless you count Levin

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 08:21 PM (7ZQe3)


And he's not even a Trump guy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

219 Did someone say Moon Pies?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:22 PM (aS1PU)

What a time to be alive

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (E0xZd)

220

Freweini Mebrahtu



*horse whinnies*

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (Ev6gs)

221 >>Test to make sure I'm still banned.


Yep. Still banned.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (CjeDS)

222 Matt Gaetz on TuCa's show.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

223
>>Test to make sure I'm still banned.


Who was that?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (Qrd7o)

224 199 I bet The Donald is man enough to go to a drug store and buy Melania tampons and pads.

Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

When hubby and I first got married, I hated asking him to do that for me.

Was much relieved that he had no problem whatsoever with it.

He'd even go get them for our daughters.

What astonished me is that they asked him.

I would have died of shame before asking my dad to do it, and he was the father of 6 girls.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:25 PM (4pK1/)

225 2020 will be Year of the Goatsy

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (6/uwW)

226 The stigma of menstruation?


wat

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (M0u+N)

227 We should start a meme that climate change activists are anti-gay. Or racist.

Already starting. Some "climate change activists" have noticed that if you let a person emigrate from El Salvador to the US, their carbon footprint probably goes up by a factor of ten.

This is leading to accusations of racism - because, of course, you have to support open borders no matter what, even if that leads to a big increase in global CO2 output.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (I2/tG)

228 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

229 Jeffrey Epstein for Person Who-Didn't-Kill-Them-Selves Of The Year.

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (786Ro)

230
Xipo Topec?

The Aztec commenter?

Why banned?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (Qrd7o)

231 Who's still banned?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (M0u+N)

232
Megan Rapinoe named Sports Illustrated's Sportsperson of the Year



Its A Bold Strategy Cotton, Lets See If It Pays Off For Em

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (Ev6gs)

233
Reset your modem.
Turn it off, and then turn it on again.

Reset everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (Qrd7o)

234 221
>>Test to make sure I'm still banned.





Yep. Still banned.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:24 PM (CjeDS)

If you're banned and nobody knows it, are you a ghost like Buzzion?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (0QYMt)

235 Back door's not a good idea. Up top is much better.

Posted by: So at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (/jZjK)

236 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)


Satan finally nabbed him.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (aS1PU)

237 Why is garrett banned?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)

238 Reset your modem.

Turn it off, and then turn it on again.



Reset everything.


You forgot "count to 13".

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (1vWDB)

239 MENSTRUATION IS BANNED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (4pMBB)

240 But if you have bad breath do you even know it?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (M0u+N)

241 227. ha. YES

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (XNkEi)

242 I thought I saw garrett for a sec, and then he was gone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at Dece

---------

Why'd they ban garrett? That sucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (5aX2M)

243

Not garrett, numbskulls.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:28 PM (Qrd7o)

244 Why is garrett banned?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)


yelling about tits ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

245 Never trust anything that bleeds for a week each month and lives!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (flINI)

246 Imagine the shame of those who can not menusturate. Or even spell it.

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (Tnijr)

247 Actually, yes there are places with lots of people living in them where there is a stigma associated with menstruation. Ethiopia is mentioned, and India with its billion or so people is afflicted.

Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM



Maybe we should invade, occupy, and de-stigmatize them.

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (786Ro)

248 In case everyone missed it,

November 4th marked the 40th anniversary of the Khomeini Kollege Klub taking 52 Americans hostage in Tehran.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (27Gbf)

249 Reset your Russia, too.
Hillary

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (4pMBB)

250 Relying on the teachings of Seneca right now. Lefty assholes licking themselves all over right now watching the news on impeachment at my local eatery. Asked workers to change every TV in the place to the football game. Civil War might start here in the Bay Area if self control doesn't get the better of me.

Posted by: JROD at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (puS7T)

251 Why is garrett banned?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)





yelling about tits ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Tits are banned?

I don't know you people.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

252 Not garrett, numbskulls.
Posted by: Soothsayer

*runs hands together, FINALY !

yo mama is a numbskull !!

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

253 garret?

that guy is an asshole!

No. That was Xipe posting. Briefly.

Apparently PixyMisa Hampsters eat Xipe Posts now.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (CjeDS)

254 yelling about tits ?


They're nice birds. That's no reason to ban him (or her as the case may be).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

255 If you're banned and nobody knows it, are you a ghost like Buzzion?

He watches you fap.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (1vWDB)

256 Don't even bother to read the comments at CNN's Hero of the Year.

They're all brain-dead idiots.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

257 *rubs... another fail, this makes me sad...

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)

258 @244 Marybeth, hahaha! My sisters and I bought our own. Mom asked us once why we didn't just let her know we needed them. Grocery list was posted on the fridge. LOL ,no way. We were a little uptight, I guess.

Posted by: April at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (OX9vb)

259 garrett's banned? It's about time!

Posted by: freaked at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (Tnijr)

260 There's a stigma surrounding menstruation? How does it play out?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)

261 Why is garrett banned?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at December 09, 2019 08:27 PM (K3zSe)


yelling about tits ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)

Geeze, half of the posters are going to be banned if that's the case

Posted by: Josephistan at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (E0xZd)

262 We have to read the banns.

Posted by: Old-time minister at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (4pMBB)

263 Reset?

Over charge!

*hic*

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (27Gbf)

264 Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)

265 Garrett died heroically trying to stamp out menstrual stigma. Shame. He'll be missed.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (H5knJ)

266 Despite the bad rap 3rd wave feminism has given women's suffrage over here, there is still plenty of work to be done in the developing world.


Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)

3rd Wave Feminism has done nothing for women here or in the developing world.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (eoQWY)

267 Ass!!!!!!

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)

268 I ran across a site called menstrupedia.com in my work, ended up sending them a few shekels.





Posted by: West at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (QX5Sf)


Menstrupedia. Gee, what will they think of next?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (Ev6gs)

269 my posts disappear from time to time. Last time was the funny thread about fat PINK and her 4 boy toys. I just made myself glip.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (XNkEi)

270 Wait, is the current situation a John Le Carre novel or an Elmore Leonard novel? WHICH ONE?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (95jrE)

271 Tits are banned?

I don't know you people.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 08:30 PM (0QYMt)

tits are banned, however you can talk about everything else

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)

272 >>Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.


The U is necessary.

... it acts like a cup.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (CjeDS)

273
Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.

Posted by: eleven



This would've been a lot funnier if Dennis Prager posted it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (Qrd7o)

274 Yo Yo Ma is a numskull? Great cellist though.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (4pMBB)

275 Apparently PixyMisa Hampsters eat Xipe Posts now.

As God intended.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (M0u+N)

276 I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.
Strap this on and it will leak blood like substance all day into a pad.. I could be a millionaire!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 08:32 PM (438dO)

277 Learn how she is stamping out the stigma surrounding menstruation.

Stigma? Stigma? Haven't ads for women's stuff been in our faces for half a century? Haven't we seen every bloody avant garde art piece? More stigma, please.

I remember when bra ads hit tv. It's been all downhill since then.

Lifts and separates...

Posted by: mindful webworker's cell sux at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (1gBKP)

278 tits are banned, however you can talk about everything else

Yeah, just try keeping birds away.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (HaL55)

279 >> I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.


It's called a Tackle Box.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:33 PM (CjeDS)

280 Wait, is the current situation a John Le Carre novel or an Elmore Leonard novel? WHICH ONE?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (95jrE)


A Leonard Cohen afterworld, so we can sigh eternally.

Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)

281 Probably a Fapapedia too

Not looking.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (dJrqU)

282 Lifts and separates...

I'm suddenly shapelier!

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv! at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (I2/tG)

283 Menstruation. Never trust a word that has a "u" in it for no reason.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM



I don't trust February. Not just because of the "u", but also that first "r" they snuck into the word, which no one pronounces.

I propose "Febyooary"

Posted by: Hands at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (786Ro)

284 A Leonard Cohen afterworld, so we can sigh eternally.
Posted by: Zombie Kurt Cobain at December 09, 2019 08:34 PM (2N7oZ)


I lol'd

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (aS1PU)

285 Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (1vWDB)

286 Menstrupedia sounds like an Italian vegetable bean soup with little pasta penises in it. Don't ask what the tomato base is really made from.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (4pMBB)

287 Where is St. Augustine when you need him? He'd know what to do with all those birds.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (HaL55)

288 Ass!!!!!!
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 08:31 PM (M0u+N)


Ass is not banned. Carry on.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)

289 278
Keep birds away?
If it's a woodpecker call Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Tt761)

290
The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.

It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o)

291 The "lies about Afghanistan" story are enraging. On Tucker now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

292 There might be a stigma surrounding menstruation within the gay world.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

293 Dave Foley.....Hero.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeHH6cTip_I

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (hbTkw)

294 Febuary is too close to FIBuary. That's why you can't trust it.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:36 PM (4pMBB)

295 His job is to cover for the crooks, provide them with a defense, give
propaganda to Democrats, and demonstrate the awesome power of the
untouchable State to us peons.



All achieved. He did a fine job.





Which is all perfect. Even if the Barr report is scathing, it will be judged as biased because of Horowitz. So, the Deep State continues to live and ignore the will of the people.


If Trump runs and wins, 4 more years of impeachments. When a Dem is elected, the GOPe will lay back and think of England, get @ss f*cked and then say thank you may I have another.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (bFkYZ)

296 Anti-Semite Rashida Tlaib:

Israel's settlements in the West Bank violate international law.

Cool. Now do the Turkish occupation of Northern Cyprus.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv! at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (I2/tG)

297
I think I'm going to invent a men's menstruation kit.
Strap this on and it will leak blood like substance all day into a pad.. I could be a millionaire!


Stay-Free Peenie Pads! That was an thing on SNL. Once.


Joe Piscopo was in the skit. Prolly got sued.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (HaL55)

298 Come to think of it, I haven't seen her around for a minute.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:37 PM (5aX2M)

299 Guy on Tucker, "We are learning that very little has changed in the upper ranks of the Army and Marines since Vietnam."

No shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

300 Only real men can do that with no shame or embarrassment.
Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 08:20 PM (haWye)

Sure. Unless the GF or SO is doing a passive aggressive power play to see how much crap she can get him to do.

I mean c'mon. How many of you ladies "forgot" that your period was due and didn't have some products on hand before you got involved with the guy?

Plus I could see it happening but not consistently.

And some women use it as a territorial marker if it's a small town/neighborhood.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (iDOB7)

301 Used to be a huge Yo-Yo Ma fan.

Yuge.

*redact an acre of profanity*


If he was on fire I would shove any handy combustible rubbish in his direction, and I have no words for how much I hate present-day politics for doing this to me.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:38 PM (JwHjN)

302 No stigma for menstruation. In fact your activities increase ten fold. Horseback riding, mountain climbing, cycling, etc.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

304 I had no idea that "stigma" also meant shit women use to get out of doing things.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (+0AKE)

305 I like YoYo Ma JuJuBee, but not that Italian blood and penis soup you describe.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (XNkEi)

306 Menstrupedia. Gee, what will they think of next?
---

Fapponomicon.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

307 The "lies about Afghanistan" story are enraging. On Tucker now.

John McCain's only begotten son, Lindsay Graham was screaming like a stuck Uniparty pig when PDT suggested leaving Assholistan.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (1vWDB)

308 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)

309 I like YoYo Ma JuJuBee, but not that Italian blood and penis soup you describe.
----


Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:41 PM (Dc2NZ)

310 "290
The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.

It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o) "


Boom.


This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:41 PM (JwHjN)

311 Hail, Eris! *waves like a loon*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

312
This would be a good time to point out, once again, that I hate fucking monkeys.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 07:52 PM (Qrd7o)





Then knock it off. Duh.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (eXA4G)

313 I was so hoping the media had finally completed its mission and reached peak crazy, and maybe they could start to pivot towards a little bit of sanity.

The top story alone indicates that they're not only full speed ahead up the crazy mountain, but also it's looking like they may be firing up their afterburners.

Posted by: squeakywheel at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (cBpq4)

314 Just don't get blood all over the goddamn place or try flushing your pads down the toilet. Is that really so much to ask?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

315 So now we have menstruation snowflakes.

We're beyond doomed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

316 311 Hail, Eris! *waves like a loon*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

Silly. Loons don't have hands.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:42 PM (NWiLs)

317 Is that why women want to bang vampires so much?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (+0AKE)

318 Hi Jane!

*waves silk handkerchief daintily*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (Dc2NZ)

319 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!


Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)


And they used Bon Ami!

Posted by: Mrs. Cobb at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)

320 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!

Meh. You know that the comments will continue to flow.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (1vWDB)

321 The idea here is to TEACH little girls that there's a "stigma" for periods, ie to hate men.



It's like those rotten evil Palestinians have to TEACH their children to hate Jews because Jews hate them.



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:35 PM (Qrd7o) "





Boom.





This.


Little girls will hear this on TV before their mommies get a chance to tell them the truth. Guess which one they're remember?


Go Big Sister!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (HaL55)

322 So now we have menstruation snowflakes.
---

It's the Blood Moon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (Dc2NZ)

323 Next Time cover:

Boys who are unashamed of morning wood, and the trannies who identify with them.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

324 "317 Is that why women want to bang vampires so much?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (+0AKE) "


LOL !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (JwHjN)

325
I had no idea that "stigma" also meant shit women use to get out of doing things.


Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Or launching the occasional cooking utensil at ones head.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (LOq4H)

326 303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (4pK1/)

327 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

328 >> You know that the comments will continue to flow.


And their will be plenty of douchbags.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (CjeDS)

329 there/their

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (CjeDS)

330 There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!




Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 08:40 PM (zD38/)

And they used Bon Ami!

Posted by: Mrs. Cobb at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM (2N7oZ)


Attaboy, Luther!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (q1Pj5)

331 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?
Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)


There's no money in it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (aS1PU)

332 327 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?
Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)

More like 12.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

333 I was so hoping the media had finally completed its mission and reached
peak crazy, and maybe they could start to pivot towards a little bit of
sanity.



The top story alone indicates that they're not only full speed ahead
up the crazy mountain, but also it's looking like they may be firing up
their afterburners.


It's cute that you think they'll actually stop on their own.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

334 What is Tater's Take (tm) on all this?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

335 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)

336 What an utter idiot that woman is!! Little 15 year
old girls learn to deal with their changing physiology with pride and
self respect. Why cant these feminazis do the same?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (mO8tz)



More like 12.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)


Not in all cases.

Posted by: Carrie at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (q1Pj5)

337 The Bleeding Vagina Monologues.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (hbTkw)

338

Aren't we way overdue for a fake artist to smear her blood on canvas and then for Fake News to tell us about it like it's original?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (Qrd7o)

339 What is Tater's Take (tm) on all this?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (DMUuz)


He is consulting the Fapponomicon.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (aS1PU)

340 Fapponomicon.

LOL.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (bFkYZ)

341 Stigma regarding menstruation? Who knew?? I sure didn't. But then again, I never went around living my life looking for something to feel victimized about.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (JoUsr)

342 Just don't get blood all over the goddamn place or try flushing your pads down the toilet. Is that really so much to ask?

Posted by: Insomniac


Ha! Former Mrs. Rat had an "accident" while wearing some striped undies, I went into the bathroom and there in the sink, someone had skinned a zebra.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (LOq4H)

343 garrett sleeps with the fish puns

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (rpxSz)

344 Liberals just need to die already. They hate fun, joy, love, and fear the death of Gaia, hate meat, sugar, non-electric vehicles, electricity, coal, firewood, comfort, pets, children, the unborn, the elderly....I could go on but I'm tahred.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

345 Ha! Former Mrs. Rat had an "accident" while wearing some striped undies, I went into the bathroom and there in the sink, someone had skinned a zebra.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (LOq4H)

LMAO

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

346 Fapponomicon or The Book of Fap?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (2B9A/)

347
Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.
Posted by: Floridachick

=========

#TwoWeeks GMT

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (T+bRs)

348 Fapponomicon.

LOL.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (bFkYZ)


I stole it from:
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 08:49 PM (aS1PU)

349 People of Menstruation deserve the same respect and praise that are continually heaped on white heterosexual men. It just isn't fair how easy we have it.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (NbRJx)

350 And their will be plenty of douchbags.

And discussions on string theory.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (1vWDB)

351 I'm suing this thread for not acknowledging that men also menstruate and whine about it.

Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)

352 Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:43 PM

This morning, you posted about buggy whips being a niche market.

Actually, I think there are two niche markets for them.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (DMUuz)

353 Aren't we way overdue for a fake artist to smear her
blood on canvas and then for Fake News to tell us about it like it's
original?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:47 PM (Qrd7o)

I think that's been done already. Around about the time of "Piss Christ" and the Madonna made from elephant dung.

You know during the time of artists being respectful about religion and such. They also were celebrating all the bodily functions they could squeeze out their ass into a crowd or on canvas.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (iDOB7)

354 As I keep saying, they haven't even reached base camp at Peak Crazy.

And I don't think Mount Moonbat will be scaled after Trump's victory in 2020. It will be in 2024 that they will unleash their full cray, because there will be no Trump to stop their candidate.

This is of course if there is no major war or pestilence or SMOD.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (Dc2NZ)

355 Is it wrong that I laughed when I read the story about the reporter getting smacked on the ass by the marathon runner? (Groped, objectified, etc.)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (2B9A/)

356 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)


Next Brexit election update will be the twelfth of Never!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

357 326 303 Wow. This guy on Tucker is saying PDT needs to "drain the military swamp."

Incredible.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.
Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 08:44 PM (4pK1/)

...

I think we were pretty clear on it when that ROTC group had to wear red high heels.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 09, 2019 08:51 PM (hr5kG)

358
The fake artist smearing her blood on canvas and calling it art is regular occurrence -- one of them does it every couple of years, or so.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (Qrd7o)

359 Liberals just need to die already. They hate fun, joy, love, and fear
the death of Gaia, hate meat, sugar, non-electric vehicles, electricity,
coal, firewood, comfort, pets, children, the unborn, the elderly....I
could go on but I'm tahred.


*takes the baton and takes off...*

...truth, the presumption of innocence, individuality, the concept of mating parts, masculinity, the Constitution and the Founders...

*gasp* *wheeze* Next...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)

360 Geez, how about an award for somebody fighting against female genital mutilation instead of handing out an award for fighting the stigma of menstruation. Hmmm, may the reason is ... Islam.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (5b+Sr)

361 These women need to get over their stigma about farting.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (hbTkw)

362
There is entirely too much of a stain on this thread to be going forward without serious repercussions, people!
Posted by: Fritz

And they used Bon Ami!
Posted by: Mrs. Cobb


Atta boy, Lucifer!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (aKsyK)

363 Late to the thread. Please tell me nobody stooped so low as to make a Free Wienie joke.


Oh. #14. Cool!!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (m45I2)

364 Did anyone see that the "banana duct-taped to a wall" art exhibit got defaced with "Epstein didn't kill himself"?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:53 PM (+0AKE)

365 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (2B9A/)

--------

There is absolutely nothing, including tossing one into an industrial glass grinder, that would make me feel even an iota of pity for an MSM reporter.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (5aX2M)

366 337 The Bleeding Vagina Monologues.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (hbTkw)



"Transitioned, rested and ready!"

- - Charlene Wepner (FKA Chuck)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (zBaqJ)

367 Will the Expendables make a movie about the coup?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (jKBVK)

368 I'm out. 'night all. My rage surplus is all used up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

369 351 I'm suing this thread for not acknowledging that men also menstruate and whine about it.
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at December 09, 2019 08:50 PM (4pMBB)

sue she ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 08:54 PM (rpxSz)

370  Did anyone see that the "banana duct-taped to a wall" art exhibit got defaced with "Epstein didn't kill himself

For real? I placed that in my fake news folder.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (mO8tz)

371
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 08:52 PM (Qrd7o)























It's all a blur to me. Like watching a Merry Go Round that's slipped a gear and is whizzing around and around. That's how life seems now I'm older.

The same shit over and over and over again. Sometimes I forget what decade I'm in. Really. Although I have to say the same stuff happens but at a higher intensity like they have to prove something to themselves.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (iDOB7)

372 Mansplainstruation. Is that a thing?

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 08:55 PM (4pMBB)

373 sue she ?

Posted by: REDACTED

Si,

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (LOq4H)

374 Jane, look at cat videos.

Here's a Pallas Cat and kitten.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZC2nWJblhk

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (Dc2NZ)

375 Sorry about that. I grabbed the "Jump to top of page" when I copied the comment.

Phew that was close. And with Satan already in the barrel!

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 08:56 PM (iDOB7)

376 Just call her Mama Stigmata.

Posted by: Hepcat at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (5b+Sr)

377
Although we pretty much knew or suspected the Jug-Eared F**k and his treasonous crew were doing their level best to make the military brass as swampy as it possibly could be, it still is disgusting to hear it confirmed.
Posted by: Marybeth


It started long before he showed up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

378 Don't know if its real, but it looks real:

https://twitter.com/GiancarloSopo/status/1203875430803087367

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 08:57 PM (+0AKE)

379 The same shit over and over and over again.
Sometimes I forget what decade I'm in. Really. Although I have to say
the same stuff happens but at a higher intensity like they have to prove
something to themselves.


Posted by: jakee308


Yeah, for decades I tried to ignore stupid, then one day I blinked and discovered it in charge...sigh.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 09, 2019 08:58 PM (LOq4H)

380 Wifey had the idiot hearings on in the background. Heard a guy speaking for like five seconds and was trying to determine whether he was a D or an R. Then he said something about "my patriotism". And I was like, yeah, ok.... D.

It's like when a politician pretends to know about sports or how to use an umbrella. Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:00 PM (uEbPt)

381 Here's how you know what is resembles a "conspiracy theory" and what is an honest opinion of conspiracy.

When you try to explain the complex issue of why was Trump so long pursued for "Russian collusion" when 5 investigations found nothing? That's a lot of people, a lot of moving parts, heavy machinery and the whole like.

Now think about when faced with the commonplace event of a difference of opinion--and it could only be that they're in league with PUTIN!

Yup. You guessed it.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (YOhRS)

382 How many admirals are out sailing the SS Desk?

Posted by: A dude in MI at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (WhTSP)

383 ♫♪♪

The Battle Ax of the Republic

Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the coming of Freween
She is stamping out the stigma
Where the menstrual blood has been

She has loosed the frightful visage
Of her terrible swift mien
Her truth is marching on

Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Gory Gory! Hell she'll school ya
Her truth is marching on!

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:01 PM (m45I2)

384
Don't know if its real, but it looks real:


Be sure to read the comments. They're hilarious. Esp the one on Bag-Daddy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)

385 Doesn't anyone notice this?

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (6VvF+)

386 We've reached a marker; Used to be we'd say "Don't believe anything you hear and half of what you see."

Now it's "Don't believe anything hear and none of what you see".

The funny thing is (not) that the media has yet to realize that they're not coming back from this. They flipped to far too quickly after slobbering over Obama for 8 years.

We aren't going to forget and we're never going to forgive.

They are lower than 2$ whores.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (iDOB7)

387 I never want to be the 1st one to post cat videos, but since you busted that cherry, this wildcat's weapon is cuteness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W86cTIoMv2U

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:02 PM (+0AKE)

388 Are they more upset about menstruation stigma, or Peloton abusers?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (hbTkw)

389 fittingly, perhaps. Currently playing on my playlist: Walk, by Pantera.

Great tune when one is beating the shit out one's Everlast Brand 75 pound heavy bag.

It seems all is going to shit, all 'round. Do not think only of firearms. Knives, bats, cudgels, brass knuckles. Bags of doorknobs.

Not in a great mood right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (x8Wzq)

390 Odo passed away. sigh.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (zr5Kq)

391 They're not very incompetent if they accomplish pretty much everything they set out to do.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (ldmQR)

392 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

393 Comfort blanket: If the enemy thought for a millisecond Trump was some crazy idiot that wasn't going to be a two-termer, they would be sitting back and letting him shoot himself in the foot and implode multiple times on the way to humiliation and ignominy.

As it stands he is going to be a top five president, minimum.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (uEbPt)

394 If yelling about tits is wrong, I dont wanna be right!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (WOdnH)

395 This is making me wonder if HUAC was pursued as a Democratic Party advantage...

It's been 60 years since the era of "McCarthyism" and the Republicans haven't done squat. Nope, but back at their declaiming "un-American positions, opinions, activities" that are oh-so vital to national security to fall in line with, are the Dems.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (YOhRS)

396 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.
---
As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

397 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.


He's 12% dung beetle!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (hbTkw)

398 muh paytreat ism

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (1vWDB)

399 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

Just tell me he's holding at the clean end as he buffs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:06 PM (x8Wzq)

400 They're not very incompetent if they accomplish pretty much everything they set out to do.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, free at the government's pleasure at December 09, 2019 09:04 PM (ldmQR)

When you have the power of the State at your hip, you don't need competence. Additionally, they mainly destroy. Never create. Babies can do that.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (uEbPt)

401
Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.





He's 12% dung beetle!



His tie is trying to kill him.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (1vWDB)

402 gasp* *wheeze* Next...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.

The flag, GI Joe, the XY and XX chromosomes, history, childhood, the true meaning of Christmas, the Bible, small business, logic and Webster's dictionary.


*next*

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (88WhX)

403 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)

404 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)
---
That man did a lot of odd jobs in his life. But he always put drive and intensity into it--even if it was interrupting his guest.

Interrupting host says what?

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (YOhRS)

405 As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.



Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (Dc2NZ)

LOL Pretty much. We say we're patriots. They wouldn't dare call themselves that because it's like a curse word to them.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (uEbPt)

406 ...men also menstruate and whine about it.


******

But only she sheds...




(okay, perhaps a little too obscure)

(Sorry Grandma)



Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (m45I2)

407
Odo passed away. sigh.
Posted by: runner


I just saw him Friday night on the final ep of DS9 disappearing into the changeling lake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)

408 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.

---

As in, "How dare you question my patriotism?!" after they commit treasonous acts.


That's like when Her Heinous said she was a "proud Progressive."

Not a "proud American."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (HaL55)

409 Tick tock! Durham will come!

I think Hannity honestly believes this crap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (5aX2M)

410 Did the guy who tried to stamp out the stigma of rectal prolapse get second?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (SqopC)

411 I just saw him Friday night on the final ep of DS9 disappearing into the changeling lake.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:08 PM (aKsyK)


sayonara....

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (zr5Kq)

412 The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare. I assume that's why the outrage crowd jumped to spousal abuse. It's just how she looks, unblinking, wide eyed, a female Schiff almost, except her eyes don't bulge out like his do.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (4pMBB)

413 Meanwhile Democrats - and all the journolists - are the ones aligned with Putin. It's always projection.

Posted by: ... at December 09, 2019 09:10 PM (uEbPt)

414 I think Hannity honestly believes this crap.


He can read the shit outta that teleprompter though.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (1vWDB)

415 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)
---
I heard just a little bit of Lackey (properly named) and I could refute the little of what I heard.

He actually said--not that Donald Trump shouldn't have concerns about Ukraine corruption--but he said that it is clear that Trump is *lying* about his pretensions of having concerns...because....

....

....

Zelensky campaigned on an anti-corruption platform.

Which means that we must have the best healthcare system in the world! And that the administration that spied on reporters and Senators and droned American citizens abroad *must have been* the most transparent administration ever.

Not only should we not doubt that, because Obama ran on that campaign--we even are clearly convinced of that.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (YOhRS)

416 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.

Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (m45I2)

417 Is Peloton made exclusively for womens ?

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

418 "389 fittingly, perhaps. Currently playing on my playlist: Walk, by Pantera.

Great tune when one is beating the shit out one's Everlast Brand 75 pound heavy bag.

It seems all is going to shit, all 'round. Do not think only of firearms. Knives, bats, cudgels, brass knuckles. Bags of doorknobs.

Not in a great mood right now.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:03 PM (x8Wzq) "



Boom.

This.

DOUBLEPLUS THIS !


Heavy Bag FTW !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (JwHjN)

419 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:11 PM (m45I2)

Yuck. Fatty McFatterson much?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (x8Wzq)

420 I love the peleton craziness.

After all, everyone knows that once you reach middle age you can hit your target weight and remain there indefinitely with no further exercise needed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (0GvUH)

421 You're a great American.

I copyrighted that, btw. Don't use it. I'll sue.

Posted by: Hannity, professional buffturd at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (ldmQR)

422 Somebody bring up Xi shed?

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (4pMBB)

423 Oh, and Millwall Brick !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (JwHjN)

424 I KEEL YOU

Posted by: Hannity's Tie at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (1vWDB)

425 Somebody bring up Xi shed?
Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:13 PM (4pMBB)


Please, it's She Shed. It burned down.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (aS1PU)

426 I make Xi shed with good Chinese steel. Uighur buried in each corner for good luck!

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (4pMBB)

427 To all these asshole democrats, libs, ad tards, no LOL, just GF!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (WOdnH)

428 I'm showing my support by free bleeding.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (ZuGkg)

429 Xi sheds she-sells by the seashore!

Posted by: andycanuck at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (Dh1wo)

430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx)

431 I was in a grocery store checkout line tonight, they have the trash magazines right in the checkout lane. Three of them had covers with that fat cow Moochelle on them, none with the actually beautiful Melania on them.

i would think they would go broke, but on the other hand maybe they know their prime audience is poor fat black sows buying with a welfare card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (V2Yro)

432 I'm showing my support by free bleeding.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at December 09, 2019 09:14 PM (ZuGkg)



I am showing my support by bloodletting.

Posted by: Dr. Barber of Seville at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)

433 The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare. I assume that's why the outrage crowd jumped to spousal abuse. It's just how she looks, unblinking, wide eyed, a female Schiff almost, except her eyes don't bulge out like his do.
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:09 PM (4pMBB)
---
I think it was bad direction. I think what Peleton wanted was somebody who starts out who doesn't know she can do this to become somebody who did it.

Problem is that for a hot lady, she comes off as pretty mousy(?). The director should have reshot so that she projects also that her nervousness is only about not knowing if she can do it.

Also, the more I think about it, the pick of the song "You're so high above me" doesn't do them any favors.

The people who do Peleton are so high above you? She's high above other people who didn't buy a Peleton?

What exactly was the message?

I have a feeling of what P intended. But I think the actress misplayed it, the director didn't get the right performance out of her (which is their job), and that song ... just seems more and more wrong on an intuitive level.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (YOhRS)

434 6-Year Old Children Told to Write Gay Love Letters To Promote Diversity:

https://tinyurl.com/ueyz8mp

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (wiXsO)

435 "430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx) "



True dat; just like prostate cancer.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (JwHjN)

436 403 Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered in Tabasco....
https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU

Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)

Collins, and Matt Gaetz, were great today. So was Louie Gohmert.

Didn't see Jordan today . . . guess it's on the yootubz. For a little while anyway.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (4pK1/)

437 Look how Luke Crisco is stamping out the stigma against poo, but is mostly stamping on poo.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (ykYG2)

438 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps,
breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how
baldness has been wiped out.


Prostate cancer, too. Nobody ever gets that anymore because we never, ever hear about it and there's no whole month long where everything is painted some commemorative color, like crosswalks in a nearby town.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

439
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket

Upgrade from your heavy bag to Bob.It is considerably more satisfying. You can personalize Bob. Also allows you to focus on key areas to target ( liver) .

Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (88WhX)

440 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.
Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx)
---
That's why men die of heart disease all the time, because it affects mainly us, and of course, we solved that problem.

And the only GoldsteinPutin is saying to the contrary, citizen!

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:19 PM (YOhRS)

441 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

442 Boom.

This.

DOUBLEPLUS THIS !


Heavy Bag FTW !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:12 PM (JwHjN)

sucky part is I can't just stand up and start throwing. I have to wrap my wrists, don my UFC gloves, and tape my knuckles. Being 29 sucks. Still.

Prepping in this way ensures that I can get my workout without damaging my hands, wrists, and forearms. Save that for some anti-fag on the street.

But I will never yield. I may lose the fight, but the fuckers will have broken thumbs, missing eyeballs, whatever the fuck it takes.

I am done wishing for the best. I am preparing for the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (x8Wzq)

443 431 I was in a grocery store checkout line tonight, they have the trash magazines right in the checkout lane. Three of them had covers with that fat cow Moochelle on them, none with the actually beautiful Melania on them.

i would think they would go broke, but on the other hand maybe they know their prime audience is poor fat black sows buying with a welfare card.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (V2Yro)


Just flip the mags around. Hubby & I do it all the time.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (4pK1/)

444
Just my opinion - After watching (R) Rep. Doug Collins absolutely SHRED
Democratic counsel (D - Lackey for Shiff) Daniel Goldman, Collins has my
vote for Badass of the Month. Goldman was sliced, diced, and covered
in Tabasco....

https://youtu.be/JCpbg_ycAlU





Posted by: TxMarko at December 09, 2019 09:07 PM (Pw3eY)


He sliced and diced him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (mjKRH)

445 I have a feeling of what P intended. But I think the actress misplayed
it, the director didn't get the right performance out of her (which is
their job), and that song ... just seems more and more wrong on an
intuitive level.



Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (HaL55)

446 Proud to say I have no idea what or who Pelatron is. New ED drug? Gamera villain? No other guesses.

Posted by: Citizen of Administratia, where freedom is becoming illusory at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (ldmQR)

447 Stigma?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

448 Have you ever in your life referred to "my patriotism" as if it's a thing? Of course you haven't.
---
Yeah, but you're mainly talking about the "my truth" people as well.

They have "their truth" and "their patriotism". And whatever it is, it's copyrighted.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (YOhRS)

449 "435 "430 I like when feminists say "if men suffered from xxx (menstrual cramps, breast cancer...) there would be a cure by now. So true, just look how baldness has been wiped out.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:16 PM (NbRJx) "



True dat; just like prostate cancer.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:17 PM (JwHjN) "




The fact that this is such a huge directed lie just points up the obvious fact that genocide for white males has become the Prime Directive.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (JwHjN)

450 Sad to hear about Aberjenois. He was true old-time Nobility - descended from the King of Naples and Napoleon's younger sister.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (V2Yro)

451 Stigma?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)
---
Three of them.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (YOhRS)

452 Just flip the mags around. Hubby I do it all the time.

#MeToo. I can't stand still having to look at that ugly-assed shaved Wookie.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (HaL55)

453 392 Oh Lord Hannity's polishing this turd at maximum intensity.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:05 PM (5aX2M)

If Trump doesn't back up his rhetoric for once, Hannity will fall faster than Glen Beck.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (iLaBB)

454 Sad to hear about Aberjenois. He was true old-time Nobility - descended from the King of Naples and Napoleon's younger sister.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:22 PM (V2Yro)

did not know that. liked him in Boston Legal too.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

455 FOX would give Hannity's show to Dan Bongino. But Sean is tighter with PDT.
wait...

OFFICIAL TED CRUZ' BEARD SIGHTING

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (1vWDB)

456 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

457 Upgrade from your heavy bag to Bob.It is considerably more satisfying. You can personalize Bob. Also allows you to focus on key areas to target ( liver) .
Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 09, 2019 09:18 PM (88WhX)

Thought about it. Funny thing is my boss, Bob, has a bob. he's a grizzled Marine vet. He loves wailing on bob. There might be some psychological things going on. But hey, not judging.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (x8Wzq)

458 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

Him too. Young man.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

459 They always bring it on the talk shows, but then when it's the actual time to repeal Obamacare, we get thumbs down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (+0AKE)

460 seeing nothing about UK election date slipping at some usual UK political stops


And didya know - and can u imagine - that many in the UK [including "conservative" pundits] - believe British media is ..... actually predominantly Conservative-leaning [well, newspapers, which I think remain much better businesses than they are now here].


Incomprehensible. Though of course "conservative" and Conservative over there do not denote terribly impressive qualities.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (El6T/)

461 Write gay love letters to Golden Emperor Trump. No send. Burn in fireplace. Hate him love him at same time. He ruin Chinese economy but have secret wish to be trampled underfoot of American hegemon. Then dinner and drinks, maybe a movie.

Posted by: Xi Jinping at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (4pMBB)

462
Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.
Posted by: Muldoon


A regular Trigglypuff!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (aKsyK)

463 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)

464 It started long before he showed up.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Funny...one of my reasons for deciding not to re-up in '92: Didn't like the direction the Army was going...to wit: it was told to us that yelling at and mocking the "cherries" (the new recruits) at Replacement Detachment when we ran by them down Ardennes every morning was now verboten.

I was all like, to quote Hudson: "How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?"

And this was the 82nd Airborne Division. In 1992. Hugh Shelton, future Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was the Division Commander at the time (I still think very highly of him).


But yeah, the stink of "PC" was wafting even back then, enough that I saw the writing on the wall and decided I didn't want to be around for what the military turned into.

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (N4r5a)

465 "The Peloton ad actress has a deer-in-the-headlights stare."

Zees eees ze textbook response to surprise anal.

Posted by: Drink Like Sigmund Freud at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (WOdnH)

466 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
---
That you, Heidi?

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (YOhRS)

467 I ask about your turtle, You ask about the weather.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (PUmDY)

468 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)
---
Dozens of things.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (YOhRS)

469 "sucky part is I can't just stand up and start throwing. I have to wrap my wrists, don my UFC gloves, and tape my knuckles. Being 29 sucks. Still.

Prepping in this way ensures that I can get my workout without damaging my hands, wrists, and forearms. Save that for some anti-fag on the street.

But I will never yield. I may lose the fight, but the fuckers will have broken thumbs, missing eyeballs, whatever the fuck it takes.

I am done wishing for the best. I am preparing for the worst.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:21 PM (x8Wzq) "



This too, 29+ here too, "die well" may be the only option at this point, and I am on it like white on rice.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (JwHjN)

470
Peloton.
Patriarchy.

Both start with 'P'. Coincidence?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (hbTkw)

471 459 They always bring it on the talk shows, but then when it's the actual time to repeal Obamacare, we get thumbs down.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 09:24 PM (+0AKE)

Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

472 I wish I had recorded Castor blathering in his nasal voice today. It would be like Ambien right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

473 Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.



Funny thing. I think she's very pretty, but when I finally saw the video, my first thought was: "Wow, she's really cute. Could use a few pounds, though. She's a bit skinny."

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (N4r5a)

474 What did Yo Yo Ma do? He typically has handled himself well in these crazy times.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (6/uwW)
---
Dozens of things.
Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (YOhRS)
---
No. Wait. That was You Ma Ma.

Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (YOhRS)

475 Peloton.

Patriarchy.



Both start with 'P'. Coincidence?


You forgot "penis."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)

476 Peloton ad woman has been packing on the pounds since that ad wrapped. She's back up to 108 lbs.


==

People don't realize how tiny some of these women in commercials are. If they clear 5'3 I'd be surprised.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (zr5Kq)

477 Odo is mort?


RIP Rene. Hopefully he shape-shifted to a better place.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (M0u+N)

478 356 Just found out (unles it's fake news) that the UK will now have their elections on January 31 not December as previously planned. I think globalist Johnson is not the man they need.

Posted by: Floridachick at December 09, 2019 08:46 PM (mO8tz)

You saw fake news. The UK General Election is set for this Thursday, Dec. 12.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (V2Yro)

479 Don't forget sweater Puppies!

Posted by: Drink Like Sigmund Freud at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (WOdnH)

480 While waiting in line at the grocery store during the Obama years I once wrote WOOKIE in ballpoint pen across a Moochelle magazine cover.

Posted by: JuJuBee at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (4pMBB)

481 66 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)
---
That you, Heidi?
Posted by: Palmer Edritch at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (YOhRS)
************
Love my senator. Graham is up next on Hannity and he better bring it on Wed.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

482
You forgot "penis."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:28 PM (HaL55)
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Knew I forgot something!

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YOhRS)

483 What did Yo Yo Ma do?

Jello master. Did amazing things with Jello.

Composed almost exclusively on jello.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (1vWDB)

484 man of the year: he was homeless and on drugs, but he turned his life around and now wears a "Love Trumps Hate" shirt while selling peanuts from a pushcart near City Hall.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (YG34V)

485 441 and RIP Odo. I loved his character in DS9.
actually I loved most of the characters in DS9. the show was great and the actors all brought their A-game.
i miss Nog, too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:20 PM (ykYG2)
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It really is the best Trek. Did you ever catch the documentary "What We Left Behind"? I think it's on Amazon.


Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

486 Well I just spit an infinitive. Was it worse than that?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (6/uwW)

487 Serious question:

Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (M0u+N)

488 Funny thing. I think she's very pretty, but when I finally saw the
video, my first thought was: "Wow, she's really cute. Could use a few
pounds, though. She's a bit skinny."


Oh no, not me. A 25-year-old Boy would need to be surgically removed from her because there's no way I'd dismount willingly. She's just about right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (HaL55)

489 But yeah, the stink of "PC" was wafting even back then, enough that I saw the writing on the wall and decided I didn't want to be around for what the military turned into.
Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:25 PM (N4r5a)

I was fortunate to do basic at Sill back when it was still men only. But even in 1987 our drill sergeants had us editing our jody's in certain areas. becuz females.

Of course in the "safe areas" we 'cruits heard terrible things about our mothers and sisters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)

490 DS9? A show about Dog Sledding?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (YG34V)

491 Serious question:

Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (M0u+N)


yes

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (zr5Kq)

492 Eagles Giants game is more boring than I imagined.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:30 PM (PUmDY)

493 Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

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No, he's a convenient dead guy to blame, but the Rs campaigned on it for years knowing that he was a traitor and would betray everyone.

The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.

They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 PM (0GvUH)

494
Well I just spit an infinitive. Was it worse than that?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (6/uwW)


Shitting one?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (mjKRH)

495 blah blah blah Lindsey.

You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (1vWDB)

496 I'm in bed watching Hannity. Ted Cruz is bringing it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 09:23 PM (ptqGC)

She says breathlessly.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (iLaBB)

497 I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)

498 classified fact: "Peloton" spelled sideways is "Plutonium"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (YG34V)

499 The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple
repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the
most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.



They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.


Your Republican Congress atwerk (i.e. shaking its ass in your face).

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)

500 Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?
Posted by: eleven


It bit 'em at the end of season 5 / start of season 6.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (ykYG2)

501 481 Graham is up next on Hannity and he better bring it on Wed.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 09:29 PM (wiXsO)

If he's as waist-high in this Ukraine stuff as we've been hearing, he's gonna be hamstrung, as well as being blackmailed by the Deep State.

Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (4pK1/)

502 The Odo meter rolled over.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (DMUuz)

503 Does this Globalist t-shirt make me look fat?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (jKBVK)

504 And Peloton spelled backwards is Not Aleppo

Posted by: Drink Like Gary Johnson at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (WOdnH)

505 Sean and Lindsay in a dick measuring contest on Fox.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (1vWDB)

506 495 blah blah blah Lindsey.

You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (1vWDB)

Didn't he already say he wouldn't?

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (4pK1/)

507
Odo is mort?

RIP Rene. Hopefully he shape-shifted to a better place.
Posted by: eleven


https://youtu.be/Env5DPtZylo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (aKsyK)

508 Hillz has a new excuse.

Ibrahim@ibrahimpols
MSNBC invited on two former Hillary Clinton aides to criticize Bernie Sanders for taking a "long time to get out of the race" and that he didn't do "enough" campaigning for her in 2016.

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Yeah, it's that sumbitch Sanders' fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)

509 Wait, Chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee Lindsay Graham?

Lindsay "someone should do something" Graham?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (0GvUH)

510 I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 09, 2019 09:33 PM (x8Wzq)


Ah, yes. Zee movie M*A*S*H.

Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (zr5Kq)

511 McCain's incredible despicable perfidy was one event. The GOP [and Trump, for the most part, including his first HHS Secretary, for whom there is no excuse, he was perfectly prepared for this] simply have not gone to war against O-care as they repeatedly promised.


The juxtaposition of "action" when they knew it all stopped with an Obama veto/Senate dead-end, vs. what they did when they held both houses, then the WH as well, is so revealing and ridiculous it's actually funny.


But it perfectly - perfectly - encapsulates the GOP. With O-care it may be more laziness/preference to milk the situation, whereas with illegal mass migration/border security it appears their actual, and idiotic, views are held with real conviction.


Name the last time a major GOP figure went to battle stations, on a weekend, with urgent prep for action to deal with an unfolding event.


Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded. Other than the Kavanaugh thing, haven't seem him so sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a House prosecutor during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (El6T/)

512 Hannity, if you read this blog, please shut up and quit trying to be funny.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 09, 2019 09:36 PM (7ZQe3)

513 Carter Page on Hannity Show now. Let's see if Hannity actually lets Page talk.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YG34V)

514 Hillary is unbelievably bitter and horrible.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

515 If he's as waist-high in this Ukraine stuff as we've been hearing, he's
gonna be hamstrung, as well as being blackmailed by the Deep State.



Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.


Apparently the idea of coming clean, exposing the Deep State and giving his ill-gotten gains to some Ukrainian orphan's home has never occurred to him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

516 "I assume folks are referring to Rene Aberjonois when talking about Odo. Not a ST guy. I liked his role in The Patriot. I also liked his Fr. Mulcahey in the movie MASH."

To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

517 And Peloton spelled backwards is Not Aleppo
Posted by: Drink Like Gary Johnson at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (WOdnH)
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Coincidence? I think not.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YOhRS)

518 You gonna subpoena Schiff-head phone records?

Quit fkn with us, bitch.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:32 PM (

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Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

519 Unless he decides to completely set it on fire on his way out, I don't think Lindsey 2.0 will ever show up again.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:34 PM (4pK1/)


We'll be lucky to have Lindsay V 1.01 show up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (BiNEL)

520 oh, my. Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YG34V)

521 Hillary is unbelievably bitter and horrible.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)
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Cthillary lies dreaming.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (YOhRS)

522 No one in this country is paying attention to the UK elections, because the MSM won't cover them.

I predict a Democrat/Prog freakout on Friday after news of the BoJo populist landslide comes out. Yes, actually the polls ARE forecasting that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (V2Yro)

523 Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded. Other than the Kavanaugh thing,
haven't seem him so sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a
House prosecutor during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.


Bitch was positively flushed when PDT tried to pull troops out of A-stan.

Wonder why that wa$?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (1vWDB)

524
My big fat check from Putin arrived in the mail today. Living large now!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 09:38 PM (7rVsF)

525 Who cares about that?

That Peloton babe: I'd hit it. She's a smokeshow.



Yes. Yes she is. Somehow in all the stupid outrage, it got overlooked that she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (0zDoP)

526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

527 Should you make a shape-shifter the head of security?

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That's funny. He didn't look Jewish.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)

528 It has been 3 years, she sucks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (PUmDY)

529 Ah, the heavy bag. I used to work it regularly. Ever seen those amateur tough guy fights? I think most men don't know how to throw a real punch or combinations thereof, and you see it on those shows. Throwing an effective punch, with weight behind it, contacting a semi-solid surface or harder surface(like a jaw) is a real skill to be practiced. And it's an aerobic challenge to throw leather for a solid 30 seconds, Lmost like sprinting.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (87EdW)

530 I believe the GOP got O-care repeals to Bambi's desk several times for certain veto, in their kabuki operation on that topic.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (El6T/)

531 To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

It's like saying "I liked Ah-nold Schwarzenegger best in that movie "Junior" with Dannie DeVito".

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (V2Yro)

532 "493 Thank McCain for crapping out that f-you turd on his way to hell.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:27 PM (4pK1/)

-

No, he's a convenient dead guy to blame, but the Rs campaigned on it for years knowing that he was a traitor and would betray everyone.

The key thing to remember is that the Rs never tried voting on a simple repeal bill when they controlled both houses of Congress and had the most conservative president since Coolidge waiting to sign.

They got one to Obama's desk when they knew they could count on his veto, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 PM (0GvUH) "




This.


Complicit is TWFTD

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (JwHjN)

533 Yes. Yes she is. Somehow in all the stupid outrage, it got overlooked that she is gorgeous.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (0zDoP)
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But really needs that bike to take off a few pounds.

It's funny, she's in a commercial where people read in spousal abuse, and people respond "I'd hit that." Geez! She's a person!

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (YOhRS)

534 Cthillary


ooh...that's good.

Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (M0u+N)

535 526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

Yep

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (4pK1/)

536
Hillz has a new excuse.



Ibrahim@ibrahimpols

MSNBC invited on two former Hillary Clinton aides to criticize
Bernie Sanders for taking a "long time to get out of the race" and that
he didn't do "enough" campaigning for her in 2016.



-

Yeah, it's that sumbitch Sanders' fault.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:35 PM (+y/Ru)



Miss Havisham: Hillary, for the love of God just let it GO!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (mjKRH)

537
No one in this country is paying attention to the UK elections, because the MSM won't cover them nobody gives a damn about the UK any more.

Improved

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

538 "Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply." In other news, water is wet and democrats are America-hating, baby-killing scum... I haven't listened to Hannity for probably 15 years now.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (WOdnH)

539 Cthillary


ooh...that's good.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (M0u+N)
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But I'm amending it to:

In Chapaqua, Cthillary lies dreaming....

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (YOhRS)

540 535 526 Nope. And the GOP has apparently said they won't call "controversial" witnesses. And McConnell and Burr have said they'll give the Demedia a six to eight week trial for them to hammer away on the impeachment drum. They're so fucking slimy.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (5aX2M)

Seriously?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:39 PM (iLaBB)

Yep
Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:41 PM (4pK1/)

6-8 weeks in the Senate?

Of for Fucks sake. The GOPe will vote to impeach.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (iLaBB)

541 531 To me this is like saying "Not a Conan guy, I liked Robert Howard best for his stories about wildcat oil wells in Cross Plains Review"
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 09:37 PM (ykYG2)

It's like saying "I liked Ah-nold Schwarzenegger best in that movie "Junior" with Dannie DeVito".
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 09, 2019 09:40 PM (V2Yro)

I never saw this "Rocky" you speak of, but I liked Sylvester Stallone's star turn in "Oscar"!

((actually, I did))

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (Dc2NZ)

542 Come to think of it, she lies when she's awake, too.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (YOhRS)

543 521, for the children!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (PUmDY)

544 Caught a bit of Hannity in the car today. His limited capacities and inability to articulate have never been more obvious, he was struggling to talk about the IG report, and failing. He mangles any topic that is anything but obvious, one-dimensional, and already well understood. The IG/mega-scandal stuff completely exceeds his rated capacity. Painful to listen to.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (El6T/)

545 She's a person!


And a really hot person! I never really paid attention to the stupid commercial but I did notice her. She's a beauty.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (0zDoP)

546 Rene Auberjonois was also on Benson, don't forget.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 09:43 PM (hbTkw)

547 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:44 PM (YOhRS)

548 Has anyone demonstrated what Trump would get by being Putin's bitch?

I think the left fantasizes about a strong-man running their lives and keeping them in ball gags, but that doesn't really translate to someone like Trump, who could not give two farts about anyone else's opinion of what he should or should not do.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (vVOK2)

549 Of for Fucks sake. The GOPe will vote to impeach.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 09:42 PM (iLaBB)

--------

I doubt it. But they, as always, want to damage Trump. If it damages Dem campaigns, it's still a win. Assholes like McConnell are in the catbird seat, here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (5aX2M)

550 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.
Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:44 PM (YOhRS)
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Of course, it would be better if she had a home in Raleigh.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (YOhRS)

551 And it's an aerobic challenge to throw leather for a solid 30 seconds, Lmost like sprinting.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Average street fight rarely lasts much longer.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (88WhX)

552 Rene Auberjonois IMDB page will reveal he was a very busy actor for decades.

Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (0zDoP)

553 Caught a bit of Hannity in the car today. His limited capacities and inability to articulate have never been more obvious,

The worst part tonight?
Talking about the IG Report's "prediction".

He was trying to say "predication".

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (1vWDB)

554 "Hannity interrupted Page while giving his first reply."

The guy just can't help himself.

Only 3 people he won't interrupt - or will back down when they start talking over him

Rush, Levin, & PDT.

He has tried at least once with each of them. Didn't work out too well.

Posted by: Marybeth at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (4pK1/)

555 In Chap'qua, Cthillary lies dreaming.
She lies about everything else, so it makes sense.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (xkSJa)

556 Has anyone demonstrated what Trump would get by being Putin's bitch?

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 09, 2019 09:45 PM (vVOK2)
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That man is using logic--SEIZE the Logical One!

Posted by: The Democrat Dream Hoard at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (YOhRS)

557 You have to wonder why Hannity even has guests or why people go on his show, knowing he will constantly interrupt them, He should just interview himself.

Posted by: Ripley at December 09, 2019 09:46 PM (NbRJx)

558 Painful to listen to.

Posted by: rhomboid

Hannity excells at volume not content

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 09:47 PM (88WhX)

559 Reading a *$&%ing NWS weather forecast is beyond his rated capacity, plus how could he interrupt himself w/o a spaz attack ?

*spits*

*repeatedly*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:48 PM (JwHjN)

560 Brexit is almost certainly a corpse-twitch, almost poignant really, but still amusing to watch the incredibly stupid, incredibly arrogant Euro-nutz take a blow [and the whole EU debacle is in real jeopardy when the first and biggest brick falls out of the wall]. It'll give the Brits an economic boost for at least a while once they make their yuuuuuge trade deal with us.


More important to us would be having their entire collection of current and recent intel top execs shipped over for interrogation about the Keystone Coup.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:48 PM (El6T/)

561 Lindsey, when DACA was rescinded.
---

Shaka, when the walls fell!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 09:49 PM (Dc2NZ)

562 Why can't they just release a 35th anniversary gold ultradisc Ghostbusters DVD and quit fucking with it? "Look, Fat"-busters was an atrocity. And now it's time for the indignity of The Fronthole Awakens treatment? Leave perfection alone, jammit!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (WOdnH)

563 Evergreen has cut 34 full-time faculty positions in the past two years 

-
Higher education just doesn't get any respect anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (+y/Ru)

564 You have to wonder why Hannity even has guests or why people go on his
show, knowing he will constantly interrupt them, He should just
interview himself.


His guests should start just talking past him and keep answering the previous question when he interrupts them.

I gave up on him the day after teh SCOAMF got reelected. He started that bullshit "Let not your heart be troubled" crap when I was broke as hell (and still am). He's a multi-millionaire, what does he ever have to worry about?
He can go fuck himself.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 09, 2019 09:50 PM (HaL55)

565
Hannity excells at volume not content


AND MONOTONY.

AND DRONING.

AND RUN-ON SENTENCES REGARDING LYING TO A FISA COURT ON A LYING NO GOOD HILLARY BOUGHT AND PAID FOR DOSSIER THAT WAS SIGNED OFF BY PEOPLE WHO WERE NOT TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE FISA COURT AND JAMES COMEY WHO HAS REFUSED TO COME ON MY SHOW

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:51 PM (1vWDB)

566 A person who has to take time and think, is recalling what Putin wants him to say. It doesn't come thoughtlessly and automatic the way our bouts of shouting do!

Posted by: The Democrat Dream Hoard at December 09, 2019 09:52 PM (YOhRS)

567 AND MONOTONY.

AND DRONING.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 09:51 PM (1vWDB)
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Someday, he's going to collapse during the 12th minute of the monologue from not taking a breath.

Posted by: Axeman at December 09, 2019 09:53 PM (YOhRS)

568 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

Not liberals. Leftists or Progressives/Regressives. The banner statement of FrontPage Magazine says "Inside every progressive is a totalitarian screaming to get out." I think Jonathan Turley s a liberal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 09:53 PM (WI7YS)

569 I couldn't stand that amblyopic tard freak Colmes, but I didn't mind Hannity punching him around...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:54 PM (WOdnH)

570 Other than the Kavanaugh thing, haven't seem him so
sincerely impassioned and serious since his time as a House prosecutor
during the Clinton impeachment. Amazing.


Posted by: rhomboid


That's my first memory of Miss Lindsey, in the House on the Judiciary Committee.

I had high hopes for him.

Still do, probably in vain.

Posted by: Oedipus, Seal the deal and let's boogie at December 09, 2019 09:55 PM (N4r5a)

571 Did you know I used to paint houses for a living? Let me tell you...

Posted by: Sham Hannity at December 09, 2019 09:55 PM (l3+k2)

572 I think the important thing right now is...

how much the Eagles suck balls

HOLY HELL

we are terrible

Posted by: BlackOrchid at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Rarvo)

573 Hello, how are you?

Posted by: ALH at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (D59ia)

574 Winter nood!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)

575 Someday, he's going to collapse during the 12th minute of the monologue from not taking a breath.

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Mrs. Wrecks, a speech pathologist, had a client that actually did that regularly. Of course, he was brain damaged.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (+y/Ru)

576 "Evergreen has cut 34 full-time faculty positions"

Cutting evergreens always puts me in the Christmas spirit!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (WOdnH)

577 I think Jonathan Turley s a liberal

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Nothing wrong with honest disagreement every now and again. Heck, I'd be bored if everyone agreed with me all the time. (I'd be scared, too.)

Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (ScWBu)

578 The Eagles were the Shiny New Thing just a couple years ago.

Posted by: davidt at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (l3+k2)

579 "569 I couldn't stand that amblyopic tard freak Colmes, but I didn't mind Hannity punching him around...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 09, 2019 09:54 PM (WOdnH) "



Faintly amusing, like watching one of my rat terriers eviscerate a stuffed toy ... poor little guys, all that polyester fluff ....
When they were done I would give them a juicy tidbit, like a raw duck liver or something ... interesting how the hindbrain works, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 09:59 PM (JwHjN)

580 Posted by: FireHorse at December 09, 2019 09:57 PM (ScWBu)


I agree.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (WI7YS)

581 The more one recalls various sub-plots and actions by the FBI over the last 3 years, the more outrageously limp the IG report becomes. And Mueller. Beginning to look like almost literally everything they did is indefensible [and there may even be some legal liability lurking in the Flynn case].


If one is going to have an IG, they might as well be empowered to follow obvious critical pathways when they turn up. All this time, and delays, to repeat already known examples of misconduct, and zero dot-connecting with all the related crap directly connected to the FISA thing?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 10:00 PM (El6T/)

582 If what those bums did was unbiased, what would bias look like?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 10, 2019 12:08 AM (Ndje9)

583 Menstruation is rightly feared.
One academic paper (totally discredited; I'm sure ignored, author quartered and drawn, University put on notice, state burned to the ground (might have been from California)) postulated that there is an instinctive, reptile brain response by the female ID that is in total rebellion against all males during menstruation..

The female body did all the necessary functions to present an egg ready to be fertilized. Her body produced all the proper pheromones. She found all males enticing and engaged in conversation, laughed at jokes. Was pleasant, smiled, wiggled her butt all to no result. Not one male would take the time to impregnate her. Obviously these hormone deficient soy-boys are just shit and she needs to find a new location with better males or welcome a invasion of new guys that might even engage in rape. Anything to get sperm for that next precious egg.
Made sense to me.

Posted by: FlimFlammed at December 10, 2019 07:55 PM (ZTDnL)

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