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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 2
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Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:30 AM (ECrgQ) 3
An ironic title.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 4
Good show, TheJamesMadison!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (ECrgQ) 5
Poor dead critters. Looking at this does not make me hungry, just sad.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (k4dH2) 6
to ten!
Posted by: Pissed off Patriot at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (JNTt1) 7
Ham!
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (X/Pw5) Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (U7qMl) 9
Are those parsnips?
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:33 AM (X/Pw5) 10
100 comment rule [CBD]
Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (gAMkn) 11
Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5) 12
Someone's gonna make a mighty fine stew with that good-looking rabbit. Big hoss of a rabbit.
Also, nice painting. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (I2dne) 13
Well there goes breakfast.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (lwiT4) 14
A conspicuous lack of blood.
Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (l3+k2) 15
You should photoshop "Democrats" onto the rabbit.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (8/E19) Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (JUOKG) 17
10 ...I think it's more bluffing.
Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (gAMkn) Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (zBaqJ) 18
Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (U7qMl) 19
A conspicuous lack of blood.
Posted by: Hannibal Lektor at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (l3+k2) +++++++++++ I assume it was drained outdoors and cleaned before being brought in. It still needs to be skinned, but that would ruin the tranquility of the picture, so they probably deviated from the normal order in the interests of aesthetics. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (I2dne) 20
Did this artist work pre-photography? I can see using photos as reference. Working from life though would be problematic. Those carcasses don't smell pretty, have to work fast.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (/Kzdq) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (Juxur) 22
I finally got the varmint!
Posted by: Yosemite Sam at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (IttZ7) 23
11 Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5) "Food of the G-ds"-sized rabbit? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (zBaqJ) 24
More like still death amirite?
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (ZfRYq) 25
Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen.
-------------------------- Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it does. Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (gAMkn) 26
I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..
I think empandadas are out. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (1glZx) Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7jTtI) 28
KILL THE WABBIT, KILL THE WABBIT
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (BqBId) 29
Rabbit Season!
Posted by: Triumphant Daffy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (s87W2) 30
Very Still Life with a Rabbit
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM) 31
And thus, the sad end of Br'er Rabbit.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (90T4r) 32
I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..
I think empandadas are out. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (1glZx) +++++++++++ You could make a pretty mean pot pie (assuming that the flour is off-canvas but nearby). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne) 33
What does it all mean ???
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zr5Kq) 34
Is it really life though?
Posted by: Someguy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7nTlT) 35
24 More like still death amirite?
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (ZfRYq) The French say "mort natur" meaning literally dead nature, or colloquially still life. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (zBaqJ) 36
I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..
A hell of a meal. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (7jTtI) 37
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: quail at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (CLteG) 38
Nothing better than a good hasenpfeffer.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (8/E19) 39
The fowl -- Hey! Still life with rabbit? What am I, chopped livva?
Posted by: Bud Norton at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (6cOMd) 40
Meaty.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (NWiLs) 41
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1) 42
That's not life. That's dinner.
Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1) 43
What's holding the rabbit's right hind leg up? Rigor mortis?
Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (AMIL/) 44
Parsnips are white-ish. Maybe they're fancy Fronch parsnips.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (/Kzdq) 45
Needs taters.
Posted by: Samwise Gamgee at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (l3+k2) Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:38 AM (U7qMl) 47
> Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.
I'd go with some type of beet. The greens don't really look carrot or parsnip-like, and there are varieties of elongated beets in addition to the more common (in modern times, anyway) round ones. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (Juxur) 48
32 I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne) A rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret walk into a bar... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (zBaqJ) 49
Heavy rabbit...needs a chain hoist.
Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5) "Food of the G-ds"-sized rabbit? Posted by: J.J. Sefton "Removing the pin from the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch"... Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (7jTtI) 50
Quail is my favorite game bird. They taste sublime.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (90T4r) 51
We've replaced this meal with a yummy soybean burger.
Let's see if anyone can tell. Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM) 52
Shhh, lie still until he is out of the room.
Posted by: quail to rabbit at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (CLteG) Posted by: Nancypants at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (rpxSz) 54
Well, those ingredients will make an interesting stew.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (YslsA) 55
51 We've replaced this meal with a yummy soybean burger.
Let's see if anyone can tell. Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM) Ah soy. The let' grow tits on guys food. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:40 AM (90T4r) 56
It's no banana taped to a wall.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (NWiLs) 57
it seems like the roast is already cooked....i don't like that it's so close to the dead rabbit and bird.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (0O7c5) 58
Granddaughter is just now making the connection between the meat on her plate and the cute little animals on the farm. It's not going well.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4) 59
Soaked with red win and spices, then lightly seared and wrapped in bacon, rabbit is delicious.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (VpIIl) Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (Y274z) 61
Worth Two In The Bush - a limerick The Partridge Family's on TV again But my mama says that grousing is a sin A pheasant's just a bird But woodcock's a dirty word I keep telling you people ptarm and ptarmigan Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (m45I2) 62
I like these kitchen still life paintings. They are realistic enough to provide a level of life-like detail while retaining artistic elements of light and position. And being 'household' scenes allows the artist to show the deep wood grain and other details that appear so rich in indoor lighting. They are both effective and attractive.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (7EjX1) 63
Cambridge just had all their butcher paintings removed from the lunch room because it was triggering to the vegans.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (oiW2a) 64
I always thought 'still life' just means the subject doesn't move. As opposed to live models who twitch and breathe and stuff.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (/Kzdq) 65
> some radishes
Radishes are also a possibility. The greens definitely look more like radishes than carrots or parsnips, but I'm still going with beets. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (Juxur) 66
yummy soybean burger....
Posted by: Bruce at December 09, 2019 09:39 AM (vd8XM) --- No such thing. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (ECrgQ) 67
56 It's no banana taped to a wall.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (NWiLs) A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (90T4r) Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (V2Yro) 69
Slice me off a chunk of that ham, - hold the fleas and ticks.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (2Mnv1) 70
Interesting:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Anne_Vallayer-Coster She was an 18th century food blogger! Also, she wasn't murdered during the French Revolution. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (0ReGO) 71
You could make a pretty mean pot pie (assuming that the flour is off-canvas but nearby).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:37 AM (I2dne) Maybe a jugged hare. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (1glZx) 72
Honey Baked Ham, the Early Years
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (IttZ7) 73
My dad and his friends would make rabbit stew over the campfire on our hunting trips. It was actually more of a rabbit ragu. Like everything else, it tasted so good made outdoors over the fire.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7qMl) 74
If anybody tried to replace real meat with some veggie crap to dupe me, the next thing they should do is run like hell.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (8/E19) 75
One 17th century painting by Fran Snyders.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (oiW2a) 76
Bugs said "what's up doc" for the final time. Ole Yosemite Sam had enough of that shit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (vN4+Q) 77
A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall.
Posted by: tubal Bad or epic. Depending on the stories. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (7jTtI) 78
Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it doesn't happen.
-------------------------- Opportunity for Trump to rip them every single day it does. Posted by: MJ at December 09, 2019 09:36 AM (gAMkn) I'm not a fan of Jane Fonda but I like the movie Cat Balloo. At the end she is standing on the gallows and they ask if she has any last words, she says "let's get on with it." That's what I hear from Trump. Anytime he tweets about this impeachment scam he seems to be saying lets get on with it. Total lack of anything even vaguely resembling concern over this idiotic shit show. Just bored, let's get on with it shall we. I love that guy! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (myjNJ) Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (1glZx) 80
73 My dad and his friends would make rabbit stew over the campfire on our hunting trips. It was actually more of a rabbit ragu. Like everything else, it tasted so good made outdoors over the fire.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:43 AM (U7qMl) Wood smoke, what can't it do ? Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r) 81
Uh, I've had training in food service safety. Couldn't have AF pilots barfing in their planes, you know. That painting gives me the willies, with dead animals hanging over prepared food.
Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (87gB3) 82
Yuck. I can't imagine eating a rodent, I'd have to go with tofu
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 09:44 AM (U7k5w) 83
57 it seems like the roast is already cooked....i don't like that it's so close to the dead rabbit and bird.......
Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (0O7c5) Likely smoked. And the Claret washes away any germs. Hell, I'm eating it with the same hand I wiped with, so... Posted by: Woodsman at December 09, 2019 09:45 AM (CLteG) 84
100 comment rule [CBD]
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:45 AM (JUOKG) 85
Remember the classic line from Peter Rabbit, where Peter's mom tells him to stay away from Farmer McGregor's garden?
"Your father had an accident there. He was put into a pie by Mrs. McGregor." I wonder if that line is still in the current versions (assuming Peter Rabbit hasn't been declared "white supremacist" or something and banned from schools and libraries). Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (Juxur) 86
all right, after looking at this painting for a bit I have decided that it means absolutely nothing. just your average still life.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (zr5Kq) 87
Part of the appeal of domestic still life paintings for me, like this one, is what they show about the culture and what is considered desirable to have and display.
Posted by: JTB at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (7EjX1) 88
Let Me Speak To Your Manager - a limerick There once was a man known as Hugh At a restaurant in Kalamazoo When they served up his meal He said, "Hey what's the deal!" "Waiter, there's a hare in my stew!!" Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (m45I2) 89
I didn't do it.
Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (v7HSy) 90
My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) 91
I wonder if the cook is going to make Welsh Rarebit?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (oiW2a) 92
Yuck. I can't imagine eating a rodent, I'd have to go with tofu
Posted by: CN If you've never had squirrel, you've missed out. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM (7jTtI) 93
I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) People keep telling me that. They lie. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM (lwiT4) 94
Granddaughter is just now making the connection
between the meat on her plate and the cute little animals on the farm. It's not going well. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4) Teaching children about the role that death has in maintaining life and that each and every one of is mortal and will ultimately face death on our own is the hardest part of being a children's party clown. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (1glZx) 95
If you've ever killed a wild boar and seen the things that un-ass from it when it starts to cool off, you would never eat it no matter how good it was cooked.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (8/E19) 96
The Democrat Intelligence Committee counsel presenting Schiff's fantasies this morning needs to get a better razor.
Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (AMIL/) Posted by: DanMan at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (XTiHL) 98
"And these are called intestines"...
Posted by: Children's Party Clown at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (CLteG) 99
90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) Used to go hunting when a kid, for rabbits. Had a basset beagle mix dog, who Loved to flush them out. Good times. Hunted squirrels too, with my Dad. Would go out around dawn, sit near hickory trees and wait for them to start feeding. Some of best times of my life. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (90T4r) 100
you've ever killed a wild boar and seen the things that un-ass from it when it starts to cool off, you would never eat it no matter how good it was cooked.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:48 AM (8/E19) That's why I laugh at the urban crowd who make fun of rural people. That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a) 101
I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) People keep telling me that. They lie. Posted by: grammie winger I guess it depends on how it's cooked. Breaded and deep fried like chicken, squirrel and rabbit taste like chicken to me. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (7jTtI) 102
We all knew it was just a matter of time before that rabbit was going to turnip dead.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2) 103
I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) People keep telling me that. They lie. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:47 AM --- Rabbit does not taste like chicken unless Navy cooks made it. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (JUOKG) 104
I'm pretty much off red meat so my fave part of the painting is the root vegetables in the corner. I'm getting the semi-annual craving for meat so I'll probably make beef stew.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (/Kzdq) 105
OT:
New Ghostbusters trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaY98VY5qwU I'm kinda excited, but mostly because of Jason Reitman's presence. The trailer itself is decent too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 106
That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a) Please don't mention that to my granddaughter. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (lwiT4) Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (CLteG) 108
90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
We ate rabbit and squirrel and frogs legs and venison and grouse and all kinds of fish and whatever else we could nab with guns and poles and nets. But the one time my dad and his buddies got a couple snakes and cooked them in strips held over the fire I was dead set against eating any. Finally coerced into trying a bite, I did not find it to taste chicken-esque and was in no hurry to add it to my regular menu. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (U7qMl) Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (5IHGB) 110
I had rabbit that was soaked in bourbon and then smoked. It was pretty delicious. But a human forearm would probably taste good if you did that to it.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (8/E19) 111
Very still
Posted by: None shall pass at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (JdcHc) 112
If Chanel Rion is going to be all over the screen, I'm going to start watching OANN clips. Even if she's covering the Dem debates. Yikes.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (El6T/) 113
There's a video online somewhere of an Alaska Native elder showing a group of Native kids how to turn a caribou into meat using nothing but a big buck knife.
Probably a lot of white kids could benefit from watching that as well. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (Juxur) 114
64 I always thought 'still life' just means the subject doesn't move. As opposed to live models who twitch and breathe and stuff.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:42 AM (/Kzdq) It does, but there's always someone that's going to go for the double meaning. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (J+mig) 115
Snake probably tastes like gator....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zr5Kq) 116
I'm of the opinion there are many repubs with the same kind of kickbacks Biden had going on.
Posted by: DanMan at December 09, 2019 09:49 AM (XTiHL) They're all corrupt. It all depends on how bad and how bold they've become. I'm of the opinion that the Dems have gotten away with it for so long, they feel they're teflon and just don't give a shit. They "can't" be touched. Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (0O7c5) 118
101
I guess it depends on how it's cooked. Breaded and deep fried like chicken, squirrel and rabbit taste like chicken to me. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (7jTtI) Sure does. Cook in an iron skillet, fried in Crisco. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (90T4r) 119
I'm of the opinion there are many repubs with the same kind of kickbacks Biden had going on.
Posted by: DanMan Which is why NO ONE in DC wants Trump around. The graft would have continued unabated with Hillary at the helm. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (7jTtI) 120
90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) --- My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off. Some people in this world are evil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ) 121
103. I was a little kid, everything animal tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (/Kzdq) 122
102 We all knew it was just a matter of time before that rabbit was going to turnip dead.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (m45I2) He was such a ham. Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (CLteG) 123
Anyway, like I was sayin', rabbit is the fruit of the land.
You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, rabbit-kabobs, rabbit creole, rabbit gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple rabbit, lemon rabbit, coconut rabbit, pepper rabbit, rabbit soup, rabbit stew, rabbit salad, rabbit and potatoes, rabbit burger, rabbit sandwich. That- that's about it. Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (88+cf) 124
107 I killed a wild boar, once.
Ticks were crawling all over the fucker. Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM (CLteG) Yeah, they are pretty nasty animals. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (90T4r) 125
Snake probably tastes like gator....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (zr5 Gator ( tail ) is a very sweet taste. Snake more like chicken. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (oiW2a) 126
My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I
had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off. That's horrible. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4) 127
Rabbit in cream sauce is very good.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (zr5Kq) 128
A good object lesson to watch is taking place this week with the UK elections, for anyone who wonders if a legislature would do anything so stupid that it would cost many members their seats. Remember all the maneuvering and infighting to block Brexit that took place in September - October previous? The Parliament was able to block it temporarily, but at the price of being forced to call new elections. (when they could have put those elections off for 3 years if they had allowed it to go forward)
UK Elections are on Thursday, and estimates are that, from all parties, at least 50 - 80 members of the previous parliament will be tossed out and replaced by pro-Brexiters. This also includes some conservative party members who refused to support brexit, and who have been replaced as a result. So yes, politicians with puffed up egos commit political suicide quite easily. Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (V2Yro) 129
You just can't beet a good root vegetable pun.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (U7qMl) 130
Reminds me of one of the funniest misunderstood idioms I ever read. It could happen only if you have only heard it spoken and never seen it written.
I once saw a comment somewhere about something coming within a "hare's breath" of something else. While that is indeed a short distance, that is *not* the idiom. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne) 131
I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs) 132
I ordered a big bowl of hasenpfeffer once. The segment of rabbit backbone in my spoon was a neat trick. Tasty.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (2Mnv1) 133
I killed a wild boar, once.
Ticks were crawling all over the fucker. Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth That's why you never kill possums, contrary to Granny Clampett. Possums hoover up ticks. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (7jTtI) 134
120. Wow - is that a-hole of ur stepfather still alive? Give me his address. My cousin Vinny wants to talk to him.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (/Kzdq) 135
I killed a wild boar, once. Ticks were crawling all over the fucker. Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 09:51 AM --- Those things carry nearly every parasite known to exist in Texas. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (JUOKG) 136
I was giving some consideration to the artwork, then scrolled down a bit to see the title.
Still life with rabbit -- just made me chuckle. Yes, a very still lifeless rabbit. * wanders into kitchen to see if there's materials for a grilled ham and cheese sandwich ... for Milady to make me, I mean, of course * Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (Lsu/B) 137
120 90 My dad was a hunter so I did eat rabbit once. Tasted like chicken.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 09:46 AM (/Kzdq) --- My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off. Some people in this world are evil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ) Sounds like a real asshole. Needed an ass kicking, he did. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (90T4r) 138
Rabbit is very similar in nutritional value as chicken. A healthy rabbit.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (oiW2a) 139
The Carnivore Platter.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (M0u+N) 140
I am wondering what you can make with a rabbit, a woodcock, ham, some radishes and a pint of claret..
******* My grandmas used to make a mean rabbit woodcock ham radish and pint of claret stew. You could probably adapt her recipe. Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (m45I2) 141
Some people in this world are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ) ++++++++++ That's pretty messed up. Was it actually your pet? If so, that's *really* messed up. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (I2dne) 142
That's horrible.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:53 AM (lwiT4) He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ) 143
Ticks are the least of it. All those things that bored into the skin that start wiggling their way out are a little freaky.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (8/E19) 144
Those things carry nearly every parasite known to exist in Texas.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (JUOKG) pigs..... Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (zr5Kq) 145
It's really too bad wild boars are such nasty f*ckers. All that potential wild pork running around for free.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (U7qMl) 146
Better them than me!
Posted by: The Chicken at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4) 147
He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ) I can relate. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (lwiT4) 148
131 I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs) Had deep fried rattlesnake, Insom. It was not especially good, sort of blah actually. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r) 149
Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."
Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (sZaoP) 150
Eating animals is fine.
Eating pets? That's friggin' disgusting. Doing that to a little kid? Well, that deserves a righteous ass-beating. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (Juxur) 151
A bad night is waking up with your banana taped to a wall.
_____________ Better taped than stapled, nailed, or super-glued. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (k4dH2) 152
God money's not looking for the cure.
God money's not concerned about the sick among the pure. God money let's go dancing on the backs of the bruised. God money's not one to choose Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs) 153
OK, impeachment hearings are on...
This democrat attorney lost me about 20 minutes ago. And I'm interested. Just imagine how bored the people who don't care about this are. Posted by: jwest at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (U6f/q) 154
That's why I laugh at the urban crowd who make fun of rural people. That T-Bone in you grocery store isn't manufactured by Amazon.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:50 AM (oiW2a) It's all broken-down into proteins, sugars, and other chemicals before being built into meat and fat and blood and bone. I agree the mix of the "raw materials" doesn't look pretty while in the stomach and small intestine of a cow or hog. Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (AMIL/) 155
Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."
Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (sZaoP) ++++++++++++ I know several people who watch a lot of Hallmark channel. Mostly older ladies. I don't think they'll love this. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne) 156
Snakes in a pan can kill a man...Venimison au poison.
Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (5IHGB) 157
He was a horrible person. But he's dead now, so he is no longer my problem. He has to deal with God, now.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:56 AM (ECrgQ) Wow. What an absolute dick. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NWiLs) 158
397 Plus, when he posts, I feel more grounded and less likely to set my hair on fire.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 09:06 AM (lwiT4) Jack has a strangely calming influence at least to me. He reminds me of the one sane uncle I had that I'd go visit after my parents died to assure me that the world hasn't gone full retard. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 09:15 AM (y7DUB) Bringing this over from the last thread just to say "ditto." Oh, and Anne is a vegan. Posted by: Caliban at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (qEujL) Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4) 160
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++ One of the best records ever cut. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne) 161
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)
That's an eggcorn as opposed to a simple mispronunciation. Eggcorns have to make sense even if they're incorrect. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (oiW2a) Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (U7qMl) 163
That's an eggcorn as opposed to a simple mispronunciation. Eggcorns have to make sense even if they're incorrect.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (oiW2a) ++++++++++++ Thanks! That's a new word to me. Know the etymology? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (I2dne) 164
Had deep fried rattlesnake, Insom. It was not especially good, sort of blah actually.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (90T4r) Interesting. Probably wasn't properly seasoned. (Like I'd know). Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (5IHGB) 166
I was a little kid, everything animal tasted like chicken.
******* My granddaughter a couple of weeks after trying steak for the first time (maybe 3-4 years old) asked her mom, "Remember when I ate that black chicken?" Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 09:59 AM (m45I2) 167
Squirrel are rats with a bushier tail. But done the right way they are tasty. But you need a few for a meal.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (8/E19) 168
Rabbit is very similar in nutritional value as chicken. A healthy rabbit.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM --- I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG) 169
160 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)
+++++++++++ One of the best records ever cut. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne) Oh yes. So many tracks that still speak to me. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (NWiLs) 170
131 I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though.
_______________ I killed a snake (not a rattler) in the yard a few years ago. Just dug a hole under it and buried the carcass. The next day, my dog dug it up and ate it. She seemed to think it tasted pretty good. Of course, YMMV. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (k4dH2) Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (lwiT4) 172
Good Morning Boomers!
Be wery quiet, don't let the White Supremacists hear you Posted by: Permaculture Pete at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (Fxgkp) 173
131
I've had gator. It's good. I've never had snake though. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:55 AM (NWiLs) Tastes like rabbit. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (CQ3Qb) 174
My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.
Some people in this world are evil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ) When I read things like this, I didn't know how lucky I had it growing up. Because that is vile with no redeeming characteristics. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (y7DUB) 175
167 Squirrel are rats with a bushier tail. But done the right way they are tasty. But you need a few for a meal.
Rabbit Helper. Now with 20% less sawdust. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (U7qMl) 176
Chicken tastes like dinosaur.
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (M0u+N) 177
I had rabbit as a child at my great aunt's house. Later, I had rabbit in the Navy. I wonder if the Navy still serves rabbit.
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (gmo/4) 178
In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same Everywhere I look you're all I see. Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be. Come on tell me You make this all go away. You make this all go away. I'm down to just one thing. And I'm starting to scare myself. You make this all go away. You make this all go away. I just want something. I just want something I can never have Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (NWiLs) 179
I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG) Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (U7qMl) 180
Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx) 181
My Dad had a weakness for Hallmark channel that we teased him about on many occasions.
The ghey storylines would have ruined it for him Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (sZaoP)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 183
Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx) +++++++++++ Except with really high stakes. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (I2dne) 184
It's really too bad wild boars are such nasty f*ckers. All that potential wild pork running around for free.
Posted by: Guy Smiley Trust me. Many are good and are eaten. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (7jTtI) 185
174 My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off.
Some people in this world are evil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 09:52 AM (ECrgQ) When I read things like this, I didn't know how lucky I had it growing up. Because that is vile with no redeeming characteristics. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:01 AM (y7DUB) Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) 186
"Still life with Rabbit" - what about the other tasties about - the bird, the ham, radishes, the libation in the bottle? Their unions will hear of this travesty!
Looks a bit Rococo-esque.... Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (zL/eJ) 187
Coniglio alla Stimpirata. Absolutely delicious when cooked by the right Sicilian Grandma.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (VpIIl) 188
179 I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG) Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (U7qMl) Well, hell, looks like I gotta sell the Bunny Ranch now. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (90T4r) 189
Wow. What an absolute dick.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 09:58 AM (NWiLs) That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ) 190
I recall reading something about rabbit meat not containing certain amino acids in fat that are required for humans and a steady diet of rabbit would lead to deficiencies and could actually kill you.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 10:00 AM (JUOKG) Yep. Rabbit Sickness, and it will eventually kill you. Posted by: Guy Smiley Also too lean. Not enough fat. Your body and brain needs fat. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (7jTtI) 191
20 odd years ago I sat down at the bar and ordered a shot called a b52? Guy next to me says he's never even heard of that then adds, what's it taste like? Chicken?
I still say that. Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (myjNJ) 192
If Hallmark checks the box with a lesbian show, I say no harm no foul.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (CLteG) 193
I used to be so big and strong.
I used to know my right from wrong. I used to never be afraid. I used to be somebody. I used to have something inside. Now just this hole it's open wide. I used to want it all. I used to be somebody. I'll cross my heart I'll hope to die. But the needle's already in my eye. And all the world's weight is on my back and I don't even know why. And what I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "goodbye." Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs) 194
I'm in a NIN mood this morning...obviously.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (NWiLs) 195
Linn Ridge - I'm as sorry as can be.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4) 196
Yeah, a lot of people eat wild boar. I'll eat most things that walk, crawl or fly. Just not that. I've known too many people who picked up parasites or got sick from it. You really need to cook. The shit out of it.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (8/E19) 197
Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
See what happens when a highly-successful yet lonely big city fashion designer returns to the small town that shunned him as a gay teen only to discover holiday love with a poor but handsome in-the-closet hairdresser. Tonite on The Hallmark Channel. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (U7qMl) 198
That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ) I'm sorry you had to live through that. I know what that sort of thing is like. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs) 199
Anger is an energy. Anger is an energy.
They put a red hot wire in my head for what I did and said. Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (gmo/4) 200
Looking at the Bidens, and listening to Joe, makes me realize that sometime in the last 40 years the body politic of the United States has turned into a LP by the Firesign Theater.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:02 AM (1glZx) +++++++++++ Firesign was much funnier, has better writers, and spawned many a great comedian. Nick Danger was my favorite. Can't say that for the American Body Politic... Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (zL/eJ) 201
Linn Ridge - I'm as sorry as can be.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:05 AM (lwiT4) {{{Grammie}}} It's over and life is pretty good now. God is good. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (ECrgQ) 202
Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) I can confirm this. With my child, I vowed to never give her reason to view me like I view my parents. Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (Zz0t1) 203
That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ) Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this? Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w) 204
It's over and life is pretty good now. God is good.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:07 AM (ECrgQ) I agree with every single word you just wrote, one survivor to another. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (lwiT4) 205
Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty. Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO) 206
Wild rabbits who frequently are not the healthiest during seasonal hard times have less fat and nutritional value. That's the basis for 'rabbit starvation' theory.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (oiW2a) 207
Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w) Don't assume that mom isn't just as bad, or worse. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs) 208
198 That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ) I'm sorry you had to live through that. I know what that sort of thing is like. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs) I saw some really evil things in my neighborhood, growing up. Thank God I had the father and grandparents that I had. Still bothers me to think about what went on around me. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (90T4r) 209
i have never seen hallmark. all i know is, their cards suck, and are over priced drivel. shit drizzle at best.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (KP5rU) 210
Hausenpfeffer waiting to happen, and it'll be GOOD. Also, a well-executed piece, but obviously no trees.
And welcome to Monday, Horde. Going to be a lot of sorrow and disappointment today, and that's just my sex life. But if we're all fortunate Murphy and Finagle will overlook us and we will get to move on to Tuesday. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (RD7QR) 211
207 Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w) Don't assume that mom isn't just as bad, or worse. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (NWiLs) I don't. My mom enabled an evil step father. She had to have a man, no matter what a POS he was. Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:09 AM (U7k5w) 212
another thing to note about the UK elections is that Nigel Farage's Brexit Party has collapsed completely, with all of his supporters (even his own proposed MP's) going over to BoJo. Nigel talks a good game and sounds impressive, but I have noticed that time after time, whenever he runs an organization it collapses pretty quickly. He should stick to just being a color commentator.
Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (V2Yro) 213
Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty. Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO) That's why you wait 'til after the first hard freeze to hunt 'em. Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (X/Pw5) 214
Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) I stopped drinking for eight years because my marriage was on the rocks and I was being a shitty father. It was mostly frustration about being in a shitty job but drinking lessened my ability to deal with stress. So I just stopped cold turkey and set up a long term plan to make my life better. And it worked. I drink moderately on the weekends and when I go out but never get hammered. And I saved my marriage and have a great relationship with my children. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (y7DUB) 215
Kindltot #94: Teaching children about the role that death has in maintaining life and that each and every one of is mortal and will ultimately face death on our own is the hardest part of being a children's party clown.
Clowning aside, this is true. But then... Linn Ridge #120: My stepfather fed me rabbit once. Told me it was chicken. Waited until I had finished my piece...and then told me it was my pet rabbit. I puked my guts out. He thought it was funny. Laughed his ass off. Some people in this world are evil. ...there's a right and wrong way to teach it. This was so very wrong! Felt like puking my own guts in sympathy. Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (Lsu/B) Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId) 217
oh, this is interesting. Bo Snerdley is on local radio to launch his PAC - MAGA.Black. He said Ron DeSantis' margin of victory was due to Black voters who supported his position on school choice.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (/Kzdq) 218
I know what that sort of thing is like.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:06 AM (NWiLs) I know you do, Insom. You're one of our tribe, which is why you are so important. You're a touchstone for those coming behind us, that they can make it, too. Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ) 219
All animals carry parasites. In the factory farms they control this, but in the wild, well, it's the wild.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (90T4r) Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (lwiT4) 221
http://bit.ly/2sYDkZ7
******* Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId) ++++++++++++++ Why wouldn't he? He's "done his bit" and I am sure that "his report speaks for itself." Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne) 222
216: deep state, probably busy with one of his boys.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (KP5rU) 223
Just had a mortifying ten minutes. My sister's a sailor and in her last email she said she was sailing to White Island off the coast of New Zealand.
White Island just exploded. Got in touch with the non-profit that runs the ship and everyone on board is okay, and so is the ship. That was heart wrenching, just had to vent. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (ayFCE) Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (1vWDB) 225
Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine.
Posted by: Linn Ridge If it's all the same to you, I'd rather not be broken.
Posted by: Brother Cavil 226
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (y7DUB) Good on you, man. You did a very hard but very good thing. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs) 227
Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty. Posted by: redridinghood That's why we were always taught to wait until after the first frost to go hunting. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (7jTtI) 228
That was just one of the many, many reasons that I am glad God gets to deal with him now. Killing Sammy and Pammy wasn't the worst thing he did to me. By far.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (ECrgQ) "How do you plead?" "Not guilty. Justifiable homicide, your honor." "Grounds?" "He killed his stepchild's pets and fed them to said child." "Yep, I'm allowing it. Time served." *GAVEL* Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (U7voe) 229
I see that I should count my blessings as I was fortunate to have loving parents. Unfortunately I lost my father when I was 29. Life will get you one way or another but the purpose of this world is not to reach perfection but to prepare for perfection in the next.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (oiW2a) 230
Captain Hate - that was a heroic move on your part. No exaggeration.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (/Kzdq) 231
And what is the "100 comment rule"??
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine. Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB) 232
If you're going to cook wild boar be sure to add some vulcanized rubber.
Nobody likes a tireless boar. Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (m45I2) 233
And what is the "100 comment rule"??
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine. Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB) ++++++++++++ For his threads. Still active on Cob threads. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (I2dne) 234
Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda. "We are continuing to expand our diversity," Michelle Vicary, Crown Media's executive vice president of programming. "We are looking at pitches for LGBTQ movies."
Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 09:57 ------------ Why didn't LGBTEIEIO pressure the Bravo channel to make Christmas programming for them. Isn't that their channel? Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (ViCCR) 235
Why wouldn't he? He's "done his bit" and I am sure that "his report speaks for itself."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne) Typically the Member who submits such a report is questioned by the committee. Schiff sent staffers instead. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CQ3Qb) 236
214 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) My mom caught me jerking off and started laughing. Now my wife has to laugh at me when we have sex. Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CLteG) 237
231 And what is the "100 comment rule"??
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine. Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB) So, more like guidelines, really. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (90T4r) 238
207 Evil bastard. Where was mom in all this?
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w) My mother was in many ways worse. I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ) Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (U7voe) 240
231 And what is the "100 comment rule"??
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine. Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB) CBD asks that the first 100 comments stick to something related to the art. I support that--we can't be all outrageous outrage all the time. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (RD7QR) 241
I know you do, Insom. You're one of our tribe, which is why you are so important. You're a touchstone for those coming behind us, that they can make it, too.
Being broken is no fun, but it allows you refract light in ways others can only imagine. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (ECrgQ) Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs) 242
Wild rabbits carry a lot of parasites and diseases.
Google rabbits and wolf worms... nasty. Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO) That's why you wait 'til after the first hard freeze to hunt 'em. Posted by: BignJames at December 09, 2019 10:10 AM (X/Pw5) Is that why ? It's been like that for centuries - first snow to hunt rabbit. Whadaya know. Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (zr5Kq) 243
Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) I dunno my Dad was a sadistic bastard and look how I turned out Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (rpxSz) 244
Schiff sent staffers instead.
-- If it's good enough for a SCOTUS justice then it's good enough for somebody that 99% of the voting population can't name. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (3rtj0) 245
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.
I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4) 246
Typically the Member who submits such a report is questioned by the committee. Schiff sent staffers instead.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (CQ3Qb) ++++++++++++++ What about this entire farce has been typical? Why bother keeping up the charade of normality? Schiff's appearance could only hurt and his absence doesn't matter - so screw it. Stay home. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne) 247
I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4) I didn't know that, good to know. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (ayFCE) 248
243 Cruel parents are the worst. Count your blessings.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:03 AM (NWiLs) I dunno my Dad was a sadistic bastard and look how I turned out Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (rpxSz) Um... Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (NWiLs) 249
I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ) You're my brother?!!! Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (U7k5w) 250
My mother was in many ways worse.
I understand why my stepfather was the way he was. My mother had no excuse, except for money and status. To knowingly allow evil for personal gain is beyond the pale, in my book. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (ECrgQ) Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!! Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4) 251
Still Life with Rabbit
The unpublished last novel by John Updike Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CqE5x) 252
What about this entire farce has been typical? Why
bother keeping up the charade of normality? Schiff's appearance could only hurt and his absence doesn't matter - so screw it. Stay home. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne) I refused to appear as well. They didn't ask but that didn't stop me. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (CQ3Qb) 253
Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:13 AM (U7voe)
Actually, the judge (one of my school friend's father) said he wouldn't convict him, because it would cost my stepfather his security clearances and, therefore, his job. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (ECrgQ) 254
Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!!
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4) Sister? I always wanted a sister. Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (U7k5w) 255
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.
I may be mistaken, but I think that applies to Ace's posts, and he has asked us to be more polite to the COBs. CBD has asked us to hold off till 100 on the art thread, I believe. Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:16 AM (lwiT4) that's because Ace don't read the comments..... Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (zr5Kq) 256
And what is the "100 comment rule"??
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine. Posted by: mikeyG In his threads. CBD still holds to it in the art thread. First 100 comments are about the subject matter of the thread. After 100 comments everything relevant to the subject pretty much has been said. Except for some of the art threads. Some of them are quite good going #250 comments in. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (7jTtI) 257
ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW) 258
ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW) +++++++++++ So you can wear the skins while they're still warm. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (I2dne) 259
Oh my gosh! I've found my long lost sibling!!!
Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (lwiT4) In spirit, if not in blood. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (ECrgQ) 260
Good on you, man. You did a very hard but very good thing.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:12 AM (NWiLs) Thank you. I don't like to talk about it because by all standards I've had a very fortunate life although there have been some things that I won't discuss; but when I read about people who've demonstrably been dealt a really shitty hand I like to give a small lesson that things can be overcome if you want them to. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (y7DUB) 261
Actually, the judge (one of my school friend's father) said he wouldn't convict him, because it would cost my stepfather his security clearances and, therefore, his job.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:17 AM (ECrgQ) He sounds nice. Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (U7voe) Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (cmuDA) 263
A real danger with rabbit, hunting and cleaning the carcass, is tularemia. That disease can be fatal.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:19 AM (90T4r) 264
209. I have to disagree chavez. Hallmark has a tradition of hiring great artists, some say the best. I do agree they are overpriced, which is why I get cards at the dollar store or make my own.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (/Kzdq) 265
ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit? Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW) easier to find 'em...prints Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zr5Kq) 266
In his threads. CBD still holds to it in the art thread.
-- First 100 posts must pertain to snipers, boobies, whether subject is do-able or not, and what man the woman looks like. Anything after 100 can be off topic. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (3rtj0) 267
257 ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW) Kills off ticks and fleas (and maybe other parasites, don't know). Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR) 268
Well My Parents were great to me & my 4 siblings. & I Miss them everyday they have been gone. But what some of you went through is Just Fucking Disgrossting
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (BqBId) 269
This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) 270
Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ) 271
Got in touch with the non-profit that runs the ship and everyone on board is okay, and so is the ship. That was heart wrenching, just had to vent. Posted by: What's a Seawolf? _________________ Scary stuff. Glad they're all okay. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (k4dH2) 272
This place has rules? Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) Just one - no pants! Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (gmo/4) 273
269 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) More a loose collection of guidelines. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (NWiLs) 274
Tura lura lural
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (zr5Kq) 275
264; then we shall agree to disagree. no harm, no rabbit. cheers!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:21 AM (KP5rU) Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (U7qMl) 277
ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit?
Posted by: City slicker Temps kill parasites. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (7jTtI) 278
http://bit.ly/2YtGMXu
******* InfoWars Host Disrupts Impeachment Hearing: 'America's Sick of the Treason Committed by the Democrat Party' Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId) 279
Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs) Evil people can sniff out vulnerability. It's a perverse talent they share. Posted by: Elmer Fudd at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (V2Yro) 280
we don't need no stinking 100 comments
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (rpxSz) 281
ace revoked the OT comment rule earlier this year and said that going off topic early in the thread was fine.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:14 AM (1vWDB) I think he said that in general he didn't mind, but if there was a movie review length post he did, in other words something he spent a huge amount of time thinking about and writing, that he would appreciate us talking about the post for a bit and not go immediately off topic. Posted by: moon_over_vermont at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (kUmUV) Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (lwiT4) 283
276 269 This place has rules?
But not (yet) involving the wearing of pants, thank G-d. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (U7qMl) Mostly about carrots, and their uses. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (90T4r) 284
270 Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ) And it's called a Ninja Missile. It's probably wrong to think that's awesome but I'm past caring. (And speaking of rabbits I've got to finish something like a jackrabbit so I'll see youse guys later.) Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (RD7QR) 285
>>First 100 comments are about the subject matter of the thread. After 100 comments everything relevant to the subject pretty much has been said.
Fuck that noise. (We were also asked not to curse. For the Advertisers.) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (CjeDS) 286
This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) Sure! Just ask Ladyl. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ) 287
286 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) Sure! Just ask Ladyl. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ) Oh no. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (NWiLs) 288
when i was young, i read all i could about hunting and game prep. never shot a rabbit. vermin.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (KP5rU) 289
This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) +++++++++++++++++++++ Amazing, isn't it. Just don't get on the Chief Ewok's bad side... Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (zL/eJ) 290
I figure my upbringing was about halfway between those parents/guardians who keep starved kids in cages and the angelic couple raising happy, well-balanced children. "Halfway" being a broad range... somewhere between.
I didn't think about how bad it was vis-a-vis other families. Loved my family, hated the cruelty. Only after growing up and gaining a broader perspective did I realize, wow! That was really bad! Yet even then, I find out, bad as it was, many have had it so much worse; it was only averagely cruel for the time and place. Averagely savagery. Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (Lsu/B) 291
InfoWars Host Disrupts Impeachment Hearing: 'America's Sick of the Treason Committed by the Democrat Party'
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:22 AM (BqBId) ++++++++++++++ Spooky. This weekend, Firefox "recommended" a seemingly out of left field op-ed piece in the NYT from a former Alex Jones employee who was railing about how awful Alex Jones is. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (I2dne) 292
New Ghostbusters trailer: Rehashed, rehash of a recycled, reused, remaking of the repeated rehash. Why won't these jackholes come up with something original. I haven't gone to the movie theater in at least 10 years for just this very reason. Well, that and progs hate me and want me dead. So 2 reasons. Posted by: mikeyG at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (1vWDB) 293
But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold?
Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (nzKWW) 294
Wow - our drones now carry Bastard Sword Missiles - https://tinyurl.com/t54fqzl
Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (zL/eJ) Now THAT is a cool band name.... Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (CqE5x) 295
David Hogg text VOTE 954-954 @davidhogg111 America is not a melting pot- It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide. It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl. Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (wiXsO) 296
286 This place has rules?
Posted by: itsacookbook at December 09, 2019 10:20 AM (yPxXc) Sure! Just ask Ladyl. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:23 AM (ECrgQ) I missed this. Sounds pretty good/ funny! Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (90T4r) 297
Anyway, on the topic of shitty moms. I cut bait with mine years ago.
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (U7k5w) 298
Well this should give Senator Sinema something to think about in Senate Impeachment trial:
New AZ Poll Trump vs Biden: Trump +2 Trump vs Sanders: Trump +13 Trump vs Warren: Trump +6 Trump vs Buttigieg: Trump +2 Trump vs Bloomber: Trump +7 Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (G0vdT) 299
David Hogg text VOTE 954-954
@davidhogg111 America is not a melting pot- -- Yes, and it's hilarious that you don't see how that's 100% the problem. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (3rtj0) 300
240-joncelli I agree. Outragey outrage 24-7 gets tiresome.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (/Kzdq) 301
Obama committed treason when he sent Iran pallets full of cash in exchange for nothing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (oiW2a) 302
segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice
I don't know if that's a parody or not, but I'm dyin' laughing anyway! Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (U7qMl) 303
All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (n4y+3) 304
Just getting this in the name field.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (3rtj0) Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1) 306
I can't wait to see Joe Biden in the general election.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (8+hA3) 307
Still Life With (Dead) Rabbit - and no love for the pheasant
Interesting. Nicely done. On other topics, have we yet to witness the firepower of our fully-armed and operational Deep State this morning? Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (77WPm) 308
290 it was only averagely cruel for the time and place.
so... cruel, but not unusual; therefore not cruel and unusual. Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (sGtp+) 309
It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.
It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl. Hogg's Vegetarian Restaurant sounds awful. Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 10:26 AM (U7qMl) 310
Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs) Whenever you're sure someone wants to see you ruined and defeated, don't let them. You can fall apart in private, but never let it show. They will think they've failed, and it'll vex them. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (J+mig) 311
Obama committed treason when he sent Iran pallets full of cash in exchange for nothing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (oiW2a) And if it wasn't treason,it was certainly bribery Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (CqE5x) 312
David Hogg text VOTE 954-954
@davidhogg111 America is not a melting pot- It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide. It's time for us to toss the salad and abolish the bowl. Posted by: redridinghood at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (wiXsO) +++++++++++ 1) Phrasing. C'mon, dude. 2) It *was* a melting pot. It was you and your fellow cultural marxists who reimposed segregation at all levels of culture. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I2dne) 313
*******
Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId) He's probably in a straight jacket somewhere. Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I3OPu) 314
Trump vs Biden: Trump +2
Trump vs Sanders: Trump +13 Trump vs Warren: Trump +6 Trump vs Buttigieg: Trump +2 Trump vs Bloomber: Trump +7 Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (G0vdT) are you listening, Ms. Sinnabuns ?? Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (rpxSz) 315
Sign of the end of the world?
Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler ) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a) 316
It's an extremely segregated salad held in a bowl build of institutionalized injustice, violence and genocide.
- I'm old enough to remember when Hogg and his bald girlfriend admitted that they were the group who ostracized the shooter and drove him to his murders. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (3rtj0) 317
Meat. It's what's for dinner. And breakfast. And lunch, and brunch, and second breakfast, and elevensies, and...
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (7HtZB) 318
Is David Hogg in South Africa and forgot where he was?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (I3OPu) 319
Well, I don't know about that. All in all I'd rather not have been broken. All these years and the pieces still aren't all back together. The cost has been immeasurable. I've also found that when you're broken, some people love to jump right in and break you some more.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:15 AM (NWiLs) Well, *yeah*! No one *chooses* that sort of life. And, no, the pieces never go back together again the way they were before. So you put yourself together again with metal to hold the pieces and give you strength. Just like a stained glass window. Then you curb stomp the fuckers who try to break you again. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (ECrgQ) 320
Whenever you're sure someone wants to see you ruined and defeated, don't let them. You can fall apart in private, but never let it show. They will think they've failed, and it'll vex them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (J+mig) Good advice. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (NWiLs) 321
But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold?
Posted by: City slicker Some of them are outside riders. Fleas & ticks. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (7jTtI) Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (77WPm) 323
313 *******
Adam Schiff Fails to Show Up at Impeachment Hearing | Breitbart Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:11 AM (BqBId) He's probably in a straight jacket somewhere. Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (I3OPu) In a closet, bug- eyed, hanging, with an erection. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (90T4r) 324
Linn, I have come to the conclusion that it is neither suffering or surviving suffering that makes a person, but coming through the other side a decent human being.
In a way it is saying that what happened was not normal, but being a decent person who does good things is. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (1glZx) 325
hogg has had his salad tossed many times. his daddy was fbi you know. he has,,,,,,, connections. pointy faced little fucker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (KP5rU) 326
It is cute that Hogg thinks he is relevant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8+hA3) 327
Willowed:
Thanks for backing me up last night. It's good to know that I'm not the only one seeing what I think I'm seeing. The offending comment was removed. Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 09:31 AM (87gB3) ------ Both of you guys are right. And, that guy is a total moby. I called him out for it months ago, the night he was attempting to bait Morons into making violent threats against cops. He should've been banned that moment, IMHO. This time he was race-baiting. Eventually he'll get the hammer. He's one of our only quality trolls, and he's subtle, but he shows his hand from time to time. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (8488O) 328
In a closet, bug- eyed, hanging, with an erection.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (90T4r) ++++++++++ He's always bug-eyed. Is this what causes lollipop head syndrome? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (I2dne) 329
I'm sure that made a whole lot more sense in his tiny brain
-- I know! I'll advocate tossing salads on social media! Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (3rtj0) 330
It is cute that Hogg thinks he is relevant.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 09, 2019 10:28 AM (8+hA3) Good to see that Harvard education is working out well for him....... Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1) 331
Spooky. This weekend, Firefox "recommended" a seemingly out of left field op-ed piece in the NYT from a former Alex Jones employee who was railing about how awful Alex Jones is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (I2dne) I always get recommendations on YouTube for Colbert, Kimmel and the rest of the lefty hack 'comedians' talking about impeachment. I never watch any of them but yet somehow they're always recommended. YouTube/ Google/ MSM are flogging the narrative as hard as they can. Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (U7voe) 332
275- chavez - back atcha! I raise a dead animal of your choice in salute!
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (/Kzdq) 333
Wakes up
Scratches Looks around Dang. I won't lie. I'm liking this sleeping in on a Monday. Goes looking for coffee. Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 10:29 AM (axyOa) 334
Parsnips or some sort of wild carrot is my guess.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 09:35 AM (U7qMl) I bought some "heirloom carrots" at WalMart a few days ago for a stew. Some were pale yellow. But they were crisp and tasty. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (/sgva) 335
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ok,I'll bite. Why wait until after the freeze to hunt wabbit? Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:18 AM (nzKWW) easier to find 'em...prints yeah. it's a lot trickier now that you cant just hang out around the fotomat. Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (sGtp+) 336
Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp) 337
http://bit.ly/2s87R6o
******* Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (BqBId) 338
All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 09, 2019 10:25 AM (n4y+3) Life was simpler before germ theory. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (ECrgQ) 339
Sign of the end of the world?
Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler ) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a) The normal critical reaction to a comedian doing a serious role is to scream "WORST COMEDY EVAR!!!" and to bitch like it was some sort of betrayal. Posted by: Kindltot at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (1glZx) 340
Art related:
You can tell this is a idyllic painting because there aren't yellow jackets everywhere on the meat. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (3rtj0) 341
If you suspect that people will shit on you because your parents did, don't tell them. I have never divulged the extent of what my life growing up was like. I kept the details out and kept everything vague. There is a crazy idea out there that this sort of nastiness is genetic, I wanted to take no chances that my kids might believe it was in their blood to be selfish and heartless. Most of my "secrets" will die with me. I have no fear that my mother will make a big confession, and the stepfather and father are long dead (piss be upon them).
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (U7k5w) Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (ECrgQ) 343
There was a reason farm family cooks always cooked all meats Well Done. Medium Rare steak and beef, not a great idea in the Era of Tapeworm.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (90T4r) 344
Hogg knows snakes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (rpxSz) 345
Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp) +++++++++++++ Ham is perhaps my favorite meat. Thanks for *that* association... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (I2dne) 346
332; kallisto, i prefer a nice beef tenderloin. medium rare.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (KP5rU) Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (3rtj0) 348
Does the ham represent Jerry Nadler and the hare represent Pencil Neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (Uu+Jp) Nadler belongs to a group that doesn't do ham. I think he's the table. Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (U7voe) 349
Years ago when I was dating my now wife, her roommate asked her if she had any pictures of me that did not also have dead animals in them. My girl pointed out that in the one picture the horse was alive. Only the deer on its back was dead.
Posted by: Cosda at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (Yz44q) 350
327. It must feel like a slow suffocating death for the trolls to maintain subtlety longterm.
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:32 AM (/Kzdq) 351
Michigan General Election:
Trump 46 (+5) Biden 41 Trump 48 (+6) Sanders 42 Trump 47 (+9) Warren 38 Trump 48 (+11) Buttigieg 37 Trump 48 (+11) Bloomberg 37 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId) 352
Hogg knows snakes
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:31 AM (rpxSz) ******** (Gravely Voice) & the Tube Snake Boogie Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (BqBId) Posted by: Soothsayer at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (v9F6s) 354
Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r) 355
Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson. Is there nothing he won't stoop to?
https://bit.ly/36cBuCe Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru) 356
You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq) 357
You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq) Help us GropeyWan, you're our only hope! - most Dems, probably Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:35 AM (77WPm) 358
Michigan General Election:
Trump 46 (+5) Biden 41 Trump 48 (+6) Sanders 42 Trump 47 (+9) Warren 38 Trump 48 (+11) Buttigieg 37 Trump 48 (+11) Bloomberg 37 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId) Unpossible!! Orangemanbad can't be in the lead!!! /sarc, just in case. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:35 AM (ECrgQ) 359
354 Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r) If so, it wasn't the first & won't be the last time. He's an old poster who keeps returning under different handles. Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (7HtZB) 360
>> You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Also : He's senile and unpredictable. Might as well have Abe Simpson running. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (CjeDS) 361
http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
******* BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId) 362
356 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq) Odds on how soon his dementia requires him to " withdraw" ? Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (90T4r) 363
Looks like Wile E Coyote finally got BOTH Bugs and the Road Runner. Not to mention a ham hock off of Porky. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (kw0bd) Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (lwiT4) 365
346. okey doke chavez. One of these days when I get a full-time job hopefully this century - I will send u an Omaha steak!
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (/Kzdq) 366
315 Sign of the end of the world?
Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler ) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a) ========= 1) Golden Globe 2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 367
...ok, i got this...
Posted by: Frickasee at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (dICGD) 368
"Snack Time With Nadler"
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (Ndje9) 369
>>Years ago when I was dating my now wife, her roommate asked her if she had any pictures of me that did not also have dead animals in them.
Ha! The one picture my sister has of me holding my nephew : I'm holding him horizontal, like a Trout. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (CjeDS) 370
Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:30 AM (BqBId) Now we see why they tried to suck all the air out of the room with that ridiculous treason charge... Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (J+mig) 371
Broken record but it's the press that enables the Dems to pursue this madness.
And It's not what they report but more about what they don't report . It makes me mental that Bill Clinton's 500k quid pro quo Speech paid for by Russian interests while Hillary was SoS is a mere brief footnote in the MSM reporting. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (oiW2a) 372
355 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson. Is there nothing he won't stoop to?
https://bit.ly/36cBuCe Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (+y/Ru) I'm sure on the alternate timeline in Universe X that Marianne inhabits that really did happen. Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (7HtZB) 373
The Biden vote is comprised of two factions
In the absence of Biden, will actually vote for Trump and/or will note vote the reason why the left wing and MSM prop Biden up Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (rpxSz) 374
Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson.
wow Posted by: grammie winger LOL. Couldn't have if he wanted to. State vs. fed crime. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (7jTtI) 375
361 http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
******* BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId) Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because". Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig) 376
365: i'll buy you dinner sometime. i have a job. retirement!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (KP5rU) 377
BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId) Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because". Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig) ++++++++++ Correlation is not causation!!! Unless it is one of our sacred cows like climate change. Posted by: The Press at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (I2dne) 378
You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (ZfRYq) In a world gone mad where an old white man is mocking you and destroying everything you believe in there is only one thing you can do. Elect an old white man to save you. Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:39 AM (HALdu) 379
To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs) 380
375 361 http://bit.ly/35hrQ0Y
******* BREAKING: As Impeachment Moves Ahead Trump Surges in Battleground States - Firehouse Strategies Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (BqBId) Headline fail. It's not "As" it's "Because". Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:38 AM (J+mig) ======== But yeah, impeachment's definitely going to happen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 381
i could never pardon manson. his love of the beatles was a cerebral crime.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (KP5rU) 382
366 315 Sign of the end of the world?
Adam Sandler nominated for an Academy Award. ( I actually like Sandler ) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:27 AM (oiW2a) ========= 1) Golden Globe 2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH) I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs) 383
370 Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens
pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine Joe's in trouble and don't get me started on Hunter Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz) 384
379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs) So, wanna go rob a liquor store, steal a car, and head to Vegas? Cause I've had a few days like that. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (90T4r) 385
382 1) Golden Globe
2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH) I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs) ========= Really, it's only his second best role. Best is Waterboy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 386
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
Boundaries. Make them. Defend them. Enforce them. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (ECrgQ) 387
>>i could never pardon manson. his love of the beatles was a cerebral crime.
Up to 67 they were great. After 67....no can do. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (CjeDS) 388
383 370 Breaking: Ukrainian Official Reveals Six Criminal Cases Opened in Ukraine Involving the Bidens
pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine Joe's in trouble and don't get me started on Hunter Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz) ======== "It's collusion and foreign meddling with an American election!" -Predictable
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 389
351 Michigan General Election:
Trump 46 (+5) Biden 41 Trump 48 (+6) Sanders 42 Trump 47 (+9) Warren 38 Trump 48 (+11) Buttigieg 37 Trump 48 (+11) Bloomberg 37 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:33 AM (BqBId) ------ Oh my. Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (G0vdT) 390
sandler is alright by me. he could be a moron with some guidance.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (KP5rU) 391
But if the paracite is in the nice warm bunny how is it going to die of cold? Posted by: City slicker at December 09, 2019 10:24 AM (nzKWW) I think the general wisdom is if mr. bunny is compromised, he'll croak during the first hard frost. Only the healthy and relatively parasite free ones will survive. I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS. Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ) 392
dems still haven't figured out that Trump is their last chance. They won't like what comes after Trump.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN) 393
Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane. Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O) 394
So, wanna go rob a liquor store, steal a car, and head to Vegas? Cause I've had a few days like that.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (90T4r) Deep down in the darkest part of my soul I want to do all that and much, much more. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (NWiLs) 395
393 Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane. Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O) ======= A fake news comedic website.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 396
390 sandler is alright by me. he could be a moron with some guidance.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (KP5rU) Yep, he's entertained me well, over the years. And never said stupid political shit to piss me off. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (90T4r) 397
billy madison. marco! polo!
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (KP5rU) 398
386 Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
Boundaries. Make them. Defend them. Enforce them. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (ECrgQ) I've read the book, but still don't fully grok the concept or the practice. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs) 399
I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ) What do the rabbits say to you? Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu) 400
dems still haven't figured out that Trump is their last chance. They won't like what comes after Trump.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (1ISKN) Reason, long-term thinking, and logic are not in their skill-set. Posted by: DocJ at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (77WPm) 401
379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs) It's hard to pull off, but the sweet spot is convincing people that you prefer to be nice, but are capable of utterly annihilating them if they cross you. This will drive off a lot of people, but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig) 402
399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ) What do the rabbits say to you? Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu) ========= "They never stop screaming, do they Clarice?" -Hannibal Lector in "The Silence of the Rabbits"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 403
David Hogg : America is not a melting pot
America is beef chili to which unAmerican forces keep trying to add carrots. Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (Lsu/B) 404
399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ) What do the rabbits say to you? Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu) Late. At night. They talk to me. Urging me to do, things. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (90T4r) 405
Lurking Lurker got the axe, yes?
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:34 AM (90T4r) Good fucking riddance. I thought he was one of BSG's multiple personalities. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (y7DUB) 406
It's hard to pull off, but the sweet spot is convincing people that you prefer to be nice, but are capable of utterly annihilating them if they cross you.
This will drive off a lot of people, but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig) I shall ponder this. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Wut at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (6A9Kg) 408
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"Still life with Rabbit" - what about the other tasties about - the bird, the ham, radishes, the libation in the bottle? Their unions will hear of this travesty! you're looking at it all wrong. it just means the rabbit was still twitching. Posted by: Anachronda at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (sGtp+) 409
404 399 I hate rabbits. There's literally a rabbit rescue ranch behind my place. If you could hear their conversations, you'd know why people get rid of the little P's OS.
Posted by: clutch cargo at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (Z1ykJ) What do the rabbits say to you? Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (HALdu) Late. At night. They talk to me. Urging me to do, things. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (90T4r) Carrots, tubal. Carrots in the chili. DO IT. Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR) 410
"364 Marianne Williamson says Trump pardoned Charles Manson.
wow Posted by: grammie winger at December 09, 2019 10:36 AM (lwiT4) " SAD ! There goes my favorite among the Ship of Fools. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (JwHjN) 411
pretty sure it's felony to have a 2 digit IQ in Ukraine
Joe's in trouble ****** Hey Fat! Get yer facts straight! Nobody has EVER accused me of having a double digit IQ! Put up yer dukes and let's do some push-ups!! /Single digit IQ Joe Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (m45I2) 412
I don't know where to find it, but Adam Sandler had a talking goat bit that was hysterical. It was on one of those "albums" that comedians were putting out in the 90's
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (1ISKN) 413
406
I shall ponder this. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (NWiLs) There's this book, " Sociopathology for Dummies". Turned my world around, it did. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (90T4r) 414
Carrots, tubal. Carrots in the chili. DO IT.
Posted by: The Rabbits at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (RD7QR) +++++++++++++ I didn't know who was behind this, but "international rabbit cabal" makes a lot of sense. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (I2dne) 415
407 Oh my.
Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (G0vdT) Eh. It's a GOP polling firm. Posted by: Wut at December 09, 2019 10:45 AM (6A9Kg) ------ Got it. Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (G0vdT) 416
You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster They don't like him. But their parents do. Sucks to find out you aren't the be-all-end-all you thought you were and to be out voted 2 to 1 by your parents. (Not you blaster. The royal "you") Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (7jTtI) 417
Linn Ridge: And, no, the pieces never go back together again the way they were before. So you put yourself together again with metal to hold the pieces and give you strength...
Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire. Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B) 418
I like the colors in the painting, subtle but distinct. Pretty much all.
I still don't know who the heck Lili Singh is. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (KZzsI) 419
@331 - I use a Firefox add-on called Channel Blocker. They still slip through sometimes.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (E+OcO) 420
416 You know what is awesome about the Dems right now? That Biden is still leading the polls and they really don't even like him.
Posted by: blaster They don't like him. But their parents do. Sucks to find out you aren't the be-all-end-all you thought you were and to be out voted 2 to 1 by your parents. (Not you blaster. The royal "you") Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (7jTtI) ========= National polls aren't going to matter to voters in Iowa.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 421
>>I don't know where to find it, but Adam Sandler had a talking goat bit that was hysterical. It was on one of those "albums" that comedians were putting out in the 90's
'Fuck me in the goat ass!' It's on his first LP. And it is about the funniest bit he ever did. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (CjeDS) 422
I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?
Posted by: Pliney at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (nzKWW) 423
but the same ones that are scared of you for being "too intense" are the ones that would have shivved you the moment it benefited them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 09, 2019 10:44 AM (J+mig) True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark. Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ) 424
There goes my favorite among the Ship of Fools. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:46 AM (JwHjN) === We've secretly replaced Marianne's Healing Crystals with Crystal Meth. Let's watch. Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (IttZ7) 425
Figure out who you are and stick with it.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (zr5Kq) 426
They don't like him.
But their parents do. I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI) 427
Is that a hare or a rabbit? I assume hare, but I don't actually have a clue because I don't know the difference.
I know hare hunting is illegal in Ireland but rabbit hunting is encouraged. Posted by: Northernlurker at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (Uu+Jp) 428
There's this book, " Sociopathology for Dummies". Turned my world around, it did.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (90T4r) Heh. If only there was. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs) 429
toll booth willy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KP5rU) 430
Of course if you are an a-hole, cut it out.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (zr5Kq) 431
'Fuck me in the goat ass!'
It's on his first LP. And it is about the funniest bit he ever did. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (CjeDS) ++++++++ You'd better "KNOT" mention that again... Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne) 432
True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ) If that's not incentive I don't know what is. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Irongrampa at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KATBx) Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2) 435
no there is not still life with the rabbit....that parrot is deceased........
Posted by: saf at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (5IHGB) 436
I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI This. Not as if he is going to be running in the next election so at least they are not ruining someone's future. Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (HALdu) 437
Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B) And JB Weld. And stop leak. And tin foil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ECrgQ) 438
426 They don't like him.
But their parents do. I'm pretty sure nobody actually likes or wants Joe Biden, but I think a lot on the left are buying into the ridiculous myth that he can defeat Trump. And if not? Well no loss, its just Joe. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (KZzsI) ========= At this point, he would make a pretty good fall guy that could maintain the battle lines within the Democratic Party without tilting that fight one way or another in a loss. He would hurt the establishment more than the activist left, for sure, but he's so damaged by his own sins (that many will come to think of as unique to him) that he could end up standing a bit apart.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 439
434 Overheard during the preparation for this painting:
"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?" Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2) "Still too fuzzy...try going back to the right." Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs) 440
It was Nadler, on the toilet, with the New York Times. Posted by: Clue! at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (t5m5e) 441
and don't get me started on Hunter
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (rpxSz) ******** I am Partial to Sgt. Dee Dee McCall Myself Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (BqBId) 442
385 382 1) Golden Globe
2) Dude can be quality. Punch Drunk Love is really good. So is Funny People. He can be a solid actor, and by all indications he's really good in Uncut Gems. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:37 AM (q80AH) I thought Happy Gilmore was hilarious. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (NWiLs) ========= Really, it's only his second best role. Best is Waterboy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:41 AM (q80AH) Kathy Bates was great in "The Waterboy." Should have gotten an Oscar nom for that, but the Academy hates comedies. Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7HtZB) 443
387 - ooh! We've arrived at the part where we diss the Beatles, yes?
Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (/Kzdq) 444
I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?
Posted by: Pliney If not, he was robbed. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7jTtI) 445
Oh, and Biden is going to get smoked like a pack of Kools in Iowa, he and his campaign team have stated they fully expect to lose and aren't really trying very hard there. I think his strategy is to come on strong afterward.
But Iowa is a caucus, so anyone can win by simply playing enough dirty tricks and dumping money into it to flood the caucus. So who knows? Not only is Iowa basically meaningless to the electoral college but their primary election has no reflection upon the will of the voters there beyond occasional coincidence. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (KZzsI) 446
True but there are plenty of chics who dig intense men. They will fuck you until you glow in the dark.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:48 AM (myjNJ) Point of Information. Sufficiently imprecise as to require clarification. Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark? Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu) 447
395
393 Where on G-d's green earth did Williamson get that idea? Insane. Stupid. More than I even thought before. Who the hell would pardon a psycho thrill-kill cult leader with a swastika tattooed on his freaking face? And who would believe that assertion? What a maroon. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 10:42 AM (8488O) ======= A fake news comedic website. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:43 AM (q80AH) Guy dies of old age in prison can easily be confused with Orangemanbad pardoning him. It sort of rhymes. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (ymnmz) 448
Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (CjeDS) 450
wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU) 451
448 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r) Fairuza Balk was at her peak. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs) 452
The rabbit was outside in the yard, and the Nadler fumes reached him and did their work. Posted by: Clue! at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (t5m5e) 453
445 Oh, and Biden is going to get smoked like a pack of Kools in Iowa, he and his campaign team have stated they fully expect to lose and aren't really trying very hard there. I think his strategy is to come on strong afterward.
But Iowa is a caucus, so anyone can win by simply playing enough dirty tricks and dumping money into it to flood the caucus. So who knows? Not only is Iowa basically meaningless to the electoral college but their primary election has no reflection upon the will of the voters there beyond occasional coincidence. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (KZzsI) ========= He'll also lose New Hampshire. And he'll lose Nevada. Yes, he'll probably win South Carolina. However, Super Tuesday is next, and it includes California. Biden going into California, having lost 3 of the first 4 states (no matter delegate counts) will stink of a loser. He'll lose California and probably a few other Super Tuesday states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 454
450 wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU) Gah. Prayers for y'all. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (NWiLs) Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (axyOa) 456
In case nobody pointed this out Paul Volcker RIP. He and Reagan beat inflation, which was terrible in the 70s and that fuckhead Carter was completely inept on pretending to not want it, the impact of which still exists today.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (y7DUB) 457
I thought Funny People was a great movie. Both Sandler's and Seth Rogen's best acting .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (oiW2a) 458
449 >>But Iowa is a caucus
Is anything Gayer than a Caucus? Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (CjeDS) Isn't Cuckus the name of Jonah's new magazine? Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (7HtZB) 459
"437 Our old van isn't the only thing that is still functional only because of duct tape and baling wire.
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 10:47 AM (Lsu/B) And JB Weld. And stop leak. And tin foil. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:50 AM (ECrgQ) " Back when I was a yoot in The Big City we particularly prized bus stop signs, they were the perfect size to replace a rusted out footwell. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (JwHjN) 460
sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.
also the movie was shit. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (o6pht) 461
457 I thought Funny People was a great movie. Both Sandler's and Seth Rogen's best acting .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (oiW2a) ======== It's a quality film. Judd Apatow can make good films.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 462
I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.
If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds. Goofy little girl she was. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS) 463
451 448 Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r) Fairuza Balk was at her peak. Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs) What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it". Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (90T4r) 464
Is Hogg asking for someone to toss his salad?
_____________ Wassa problem? They told me in skooll that there is nothing wrong with that! And now I is in Harvard, despite my 454 SAT scores, so I must be smeart! Posted by: David Hogg at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (k4dH2) 465
I thought Adam Sandler received a grammy for the Hanukkah song?
Posted by: Pliney If not, he was robbed. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (7jTtI) ----------- OJ Simpson Not a Jew But I'll tell you who is Hall of Famer Rod Carew Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (/ZYFC) 466
462 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.
If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds. Goofy little girl she was. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS) ========== "And history's greatest monster." -The Rabbit Historian
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 467
Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r) Christine Blasey Ford's testimony reminded me of The Waterboy. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (oiW2a) 468
Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu) Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ) 469
Overheard during the preparation for this painting:
"Honey, can you adjust the rabbit ears?" Posted by: Muldoon That was in one of the Friday afternoon threads of stuff from your childhood you don't hear anymore. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (7jTtI) 470
The wife would so love this above the mantle! Thanks for the Christmas idea!
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (r7Fvf) Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (CjeDS) 472
OJ Simpson
Not a Jew But I'll tell you who is Hall of Famer Rod Carew Posted by: jhawk90 at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (/ZYFC) He converted. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (ECrgQ) 473
468 Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu) Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ) Teach me this Weirding Way Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs) 474
468 Who is fucking whom and who is glowing in the dark?
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 10:51 AM (HALdu) Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark! Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ) That sounds really good. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (90T4r) 475
Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (KZzsI) 476
I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.
If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds. Goofy little girl she was. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS) -- I had one of those, too. Sad little death sounds come out of real life squeak toy bunny rabbits. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (3rtj0) 477
Skateboard?
Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (RuIsu) 478
"450 wife blew her knee out surgery for 12/23. not a good week at casa chavez. a physical and emotional wreck. last night was a fucking roller coaster. poor girl. i must pray, now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (KP5rU)" Prayers for both of you ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (JwHjN) 479
All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable The piece should actually be called: "Ham with Rotting Critters" Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM (cmuDA) 480
Not the pointing part, though. Just the rabbit squeaking lab.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM (3rtj0) 481
476 I had a Pointing Lab who would not abide the rabbits.
If she saw one, she had to kill it before she'd go back to hunting birds. Goofy little girl she was. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (CjeDS) -- I had one of those, too. Sad little death sounds come out of real life squeak toy bunny rabbits. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (3rtj0) True that. Dogs ALWAYS look for the squeaker.!! Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (90T4r) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (+y/Ru) 483
>>All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Old Worlders don't gut stuff. And they let it hang for 7-10 days. Fucking bizarre those people. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (CjeDS) 484
All I can think is Ewwww, who puts the non-skinned, doesn't even look like it was gutted rabbit next to the ham. Gross.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable The piece should actually be called: "Ham with Rotting Critters" Posted by: Sharkman at December 09, 2019 10:57 AM Or almost any Chinese restaurant kitchen. Posted by: Minnfidel at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (r7Fvf) 485
thanks everybody. could be worse. not a death sentence, anyway got to look at the bright side.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (KP5rU) 486
460 sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.
also the movie was shit. Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 09, 2019 10:54 AM (o6pht) This is the left wing diversity NYC dream. They will unite with the other downtrodden minorities to finish off WASP privilege forever. Never mind that Bloomie is rich as Midas, in his mind he is downtrodden and a victim. Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (U7k5w) 487
>> Not the pointing part, though. Just the rabbit squeaking lab.
Yeah - That one would point like a German Short. You could smoke an entire cigarette and she would not creep an inch. Best bird dog I have ever hunted over. Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (CjeDS) 488
What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it".
Unstable and trashy enough to sleep with anyone but not ever care if you never call back? That kind of it? Because that's the vibe I get from her. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (KZzsI) 489
485 thanks everybody. could be worse. not a death sentence, anyway got to look at the bright side.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 10:58 AM (KP5rU) MCL, ACL, Meniscus ? Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (90T4r) 490
Madison
Not at all sure about Biden losing NV. In the NV DEM primary, the Culinary Workers Union decides the winner. And it usually decides the GE, too. For the GOP, NV has gone the way of VA. Because...immigration. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (Cssks) 491
"Still Life of Dead Thread"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (m45I2) 492
488 What a hottie. For me, she has that intangible " it".
Unstable and trashy enough to sleep with anyone but not ever care if you never call back? That kind of it? Because that's the vibe I get from her. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:59 AM (KZzsI) Well, yeah. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (90T4r) 493
Now I want rabbit with leeks and mustard sauce...Sadly, I do not have a rabbit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (ejd/p) 494
Anybody else hungry for ham?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (M0u+N) 495
Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor It's that stupid ass half laugh after every sentence. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (7jTtI) Posted by: JT at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (arJlL) 497
Seth Rogan's face just begs for a fist. He annoys me like nails on a chalkboard. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 10:56 AM (KZzsI) ------- That's how I feel about Michael Cera. Can. Not. Abide. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AzW6q) 498
every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU) 499
Elmer & Wiley prepare for dinner.
Posted by: DamnCat at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (vfomC) 500
489: not sure. doc is calling today.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU) 501
498 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU) Good time to read Anthony Hopkins view on actors and their political puffery, perhaps. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (90T4r) 502
Now I want rabbit with leeks and mustard sauce...Sadly, I do not have a rabbit.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState I used to work with a guy who raised and killed wild rabbits for food. Sold them cleaned, frozen & bagged. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (7jTtI) 503
501 498 every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU) Good time to read Anthony Hopkins view on actors and their political puffery, perhaps. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (90T4r) ======= To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 504
That's how I feel about Michael Cera.
Can. Not. Abide. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (AzW6q) ======= But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael! Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6) 505
Not sure about this. The old lady just called. Her friend manages a thrift store, and said they just got a whole year's worth of brand new baby clothes. She'll let us use her 50% off discount, and will assess them at a low value, as they're old friends. It's a great deal, but I'm not sure if I want cursed miscarriage clothes. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6q) 506
every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU) He made at least two. Don't know if I can forgive him for Jack and Jill. Overlook but not forgive. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (oiW2a) 507
Fairuza Balk was at her peak.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (NWiLs) The 'I'll give you the best night of your life, then probably stab you' vibe. Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (U7voe) 508
In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is 'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick.
This is historically accurate, too. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks) Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (oGBso) 510
500 489: not sure. doc is calling today.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:01 AM (KP5rU) Well, best of luck to her, and you, my friend. Have had two torn MCLs in my life. Painful, but not permanently debilitating. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (90T4r) 511
I'm offended by these anti-rabbit comments. Ban them.
Posted by: Bugs Bunny at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (aKsyK) 512
sandler annoyed me with Don't Mess With The Zohan. New York Jews and Hezbollards find common ground in hating Mel Gibson. way to kick a man when he is down and , also, way to dismiss the Hezb.
I mostly consider Sandler an annoying fuckhead but Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, which I watched as part of a personal Jim Caviezel non homo film festival, was extremely informative of what the local politics were at the time. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (y7DUB) 513
508 In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is 'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick.
This is historically accurate, too. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks) ======== That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 514
But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6) ------ For some reason, his schtick worked on AD. In all other cases, I want to punch him until my fingers break. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (AzW6q) 515
All of my nephews are estranged from their biological fathers, with good reasons.
They turned out okay, anyway, very much because of good step-fathers. I've mentioned before, a cabbie we had (last century) in Chicago. In short, during the ride, we talked about his son (picture proudly displayed on dashboard), somehow got on religion (said he was a non-believer). I said something about God as a father, and he cursed about his own cruel father. "Not like the father you had," I managed to say, just before we parted, "but like the father you want to be for your son." Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Lsu/B) 516
Still Life With A Senator.
Posted by: Lindsey Graham's Dead Nutsack at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (6/sbb) 517
river otter family visited the pond this morning, only second time in 6 years I've seen them. Cute watching them eat my fish, but I'm scaring them off to the next pond ... move along to some pond without a mean human watching.
Is there a countdown clock for the IG Report, or just some time today? Posted by: illiniwek at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (Cus5s) 518
Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda.
A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well. Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ZGrMX) 519
503
To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (q80AH) Lol. Hope that is not what he's remembered for! Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (90T4r) 520
It's a great deal, but I'm not sure if I want cursed miscarriage clothes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (AzW6q) Cursed? Is this like the old bubbameister that says you never buy stuff for the baby until after he's born or risk demise? Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (U7k5w) 521
519 503
To remind us that he was in Transformers: The Last Knight. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (q80AH) Lol. Hope that is not what he's remembered for! Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (90T4r) ======== He has done nothing else of note.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 522
379 To elaborate a bit on what Cato said, a long time ago I developed a very angry, fuck-with-me-and-I'll-kill-you persona to overcompensate for how badly I was messed up inside. Maybe not the best strategy, but it sort of worked. I've lost touch with that, and wonder sometimes if I shouldn't pick it back up, at least selectively. Believe it or not, I'm way too fucking nice, and that makes me way too fucking vulnerable.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 10:40 AM (NWiLs) I couldn't be that person. And that makes me an easy target in most eyes. Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (sm6Pk) 523
A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM (ZGrMX) ++++++++++++++ I expect they're in production as we speak. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (I2dne) 524
every actor has made a shit movie to pay the bills. i will cut sandler some slack for a lapse of judgement. they all fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:00 AM (KP5rU) Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie? Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) 525
Hallmark Channel Caves to LGBT Lobby, Vows to Create Content Promoting Gay Agenda.
A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well. Posted by: Ian S. Dick the Halls. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI) 526
That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees.
Not enjoyable at all though. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (KZzsI) 527
Is this like the old bubbameister that says you never buy stuff for the baby until after he's born or risk demise? Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (U7k5w) ------- LOL. Yes. And I'm not normally superstitious, either. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (AzW6q) 528
Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (oiW2a) 529
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. And the last Dirty Harry was pretty bleh. Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (U7voe) 530
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety - It's because your crazy gland is overactive. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru) 531
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) Firefox? Is that that silly plane movie he was in? I've seen it. It, wasn't good..... Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) 532
However, Super Tuesday is next, and it includes California. Biden going into California, having lost 3 of the first 4 states (no matter delegate counts) will stink of a loser. He'll lose California and probably a few other Super Tuesday states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 10:53 AM (q80AH) Briefly saw a video on Fox this am of Biden speaking at some tiny gathering in Iowa. I don't think I saw anyone under the age of 75 sitting in the audience. Virtually every woman looked like blue hair church ladies with wire glasses and black square purses. I swear, Biden looked like he was hawking Medicare Part D plans to the local retirement community. Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (I3OPu) 533
@ 505
"the old lady just called". Nice to see respect accorded a spouse. Much too little of that lately. Posted by: Irongrampa at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KATBx) 534
Dick the Halls.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI) The Little Drummer Rent Boy Posted by: Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7voe) 535
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
The ones with the Orangutang Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KZzsI) 536
Clarice.....
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (zr5Kq) 537
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) Paint your Wagon Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w) 538
Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (oiW2a) +++++++++++ He did The Daily Show on his talk show circuit for the movie. I'll never forget his Chyron: Anthony Hopkins The Human Stain No quotes, no "star of" or whatever. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne) Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a) 540
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) Firefox? Is that that silly plane movie he was in? I've seen it. It, wasn't good..... Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (Zz0t1) Bridges of Madison County ??? Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (zr5Kq) 541
The ones with the Orangutang
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (KZzsI) Every which way but loose. Every which way you can. The first one was greatness. The 2nd one, pretty meh. Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (Zz0t1) 542
539 Paint your Wagon
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w) That was a great movie. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a) ======= Gonna paint our wagon Gonna paint it fine Gonna use oil based paint Cause the wood is pine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 543
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety - It's because your crazy gland is overactive. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science? Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N) 544
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie? Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) ------------------------------ Paint Your Wagon? Great movie, based on the Broadway show, and he was perfect in it, but that was NOT a Dirty Harry type role, or a High Plains Drifter either. Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso) 545
528 Don't know why but I will always remember Anthony Hopkins for his movie The Stain.
... My fav! Posted by: Bill Clinton at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (6A9Kg) 546
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (I2dne)
I always get the title wrong. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (oiW2a) 547
542 539 Paint your Wagon
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w) That was a great movie. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oiW2a) ======= Gonna paint our wagon Gonna paint it fine Gonna use oil based paint Cause the wood is pine. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (q80AH) Heh heh. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (90T4r) 548
Yeah - That one would point like a German Short. You could smoke an entire cigarette and she would not creep an inch.
- I've heard of pointing labs but never been around one. We recently adopted an older English pointer and I'm always amused at watching her playing in the yard. Leaf falls? Locks up. Butterfly on a flower? Locks up. Any and everything. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (3rtj0) 549
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) what were the goofy movies with the orangutan? Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu) 550
It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N) ++++++++++++++ Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause. Medicine is weird. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne) 551
549 Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) what were the goofy movies with the orangutan? Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu) =========== They were made for the advancement of the cinematic arts!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the 552
Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ) Oh that, yeah, that is true. Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (HALdu) 553
530 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety - It's because your crazy gland is overactive. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (+y/Ru) "Which hormone is depleted?" It's Drano, Alyssa. Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (sm6Pk) 554
all of clint's orangutang flicks blew major chunks all over america. they fucking sucked snake taint.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (KP5rU) Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (vN4+Q) 556
Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso)
I pick The Gauntlet as his for the money movie. What a piece of crap. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (oiW2a) 557
I couldn't be that person.
And that makes me an easy target in most eyes. Posted by: Allie at December 09, 2019 11:05 AM (sm6Pk) Don't confuse "being nice" with not enforcing your boundaries. Be nice to yourself, first. Everyone else can pound sand if what they want isn't nice for you. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ECrgQ) 558
Let me just say, all these traitors really need their houses torn down until not a painted portico remains intact, the ground salted, and all of them driven into White Sands Missile range without food, water, or Internet access.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (jS35y) 559
Anyone else feel like that rabbit today?
This shampeachment is enraging. Nadler claimed he didn't have to swear in the first two Dem witnesses because they were just "giving opening statements" slamming PDT. First Dem giving his "truth," "My son asked me, 'Daddy, does the President have to be a nice man?'" Gah. Posted by: ThugLife at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (ptqGC) 560
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? -- I suspect it has something to do with not having filters in your brain to naturally prevent you from casually discussing bloody bodily discharges with millions of people. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (3rtj0) 561
Medicine is weird.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne) In the traditions of Dr. Benjamin Rush, I'm recommending leeches and a tobacco smoke enema. Posted by: "Doctor" Vanya at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (U7voe) 562
513
508 In Scorsese's film "Gangs of New York," one of the Irish gangs is 'The Dead Rabbits.' Their emblem was a dead rabbit impaled on a stick. This is historically accurate, too. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:03 AM (Cssks) ======== That's one of those movies that was researched to unreasonable degrees. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:04 AM I believe I saw "Dead Rabbit" Irish whiskey somewhere the other day... Posted by: Roland THTG at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (88+cf) 563
Some of Clint's movies with Sondra Locke seemed designed to keep the cooch moist.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (y7DUB) Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq) 565
The dems never had my wife, but they doubly lost her.
"WTF? No Price is Right? More of this impeachment BS?" LOL. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (7jTtI) 566
"It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N) " Combined with too much phlogiston. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (JwHjN) 567
Oh crap. My son's nic is still on my 'puter. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (ptqGC) 568
550 It's a loss of Humors. Do you even Science?
Posted by: eleven at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (M0u+N) ++++++++++++++ Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause. Medicine is weird. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne) Trepanning. To release the little demons in your head. Science!! Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (90T4r) 569
Very, very still life......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (jjaLl) 570
The dims better get some hoochie coochie girls
Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (rpxSz) 571
what were the goofy movies with the orangutan?
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:09 AM (I3OPu) See #541 Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (Zz0t1) 572
Intense men, fucking the honeys until Ever damn body glows in the dark!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 10:55 AM (myjNJ) It is kind of like mowing the lawn, nice to sit back, have a smoke and admire a job well done. Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (HALdu) 573
A Cock For Christmas? Munching The Christmas Rug? Santa's Brand New Vag? I'm sure those will all go over well.
Posted by: Ian S. Dick the Halls. - Silver Balls. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (+y/Ru) 574
Same as "love yourself". What does that mean ?
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (zr5Kq) 575
We've secretly replaced Marianne's Healing Crystals with Crystal Meth. Let's watch.
For $79.95 you can buy GOOP brand meth crystals and shove them up your hoo-ha! Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (ZGrMX) 576
Clint made some real stinkers even if he was entertaining enough in them. City Heat with Burt Reynolds was awful.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (KZzsI) 577
554 all of clint's orangutang flicks blew major chunks all over america. they fucking sucked snake taint.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Yeah, I thought making a drama out of it with Bridges of Madison County was a bit much. Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (vN4+Q) 578
530 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? #Anxiety ________________ At your age? All of them. Your symptoms are probably peri-menopause. Posted by: Dr. Internets at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (k4dH2) 579
Has Clint Eastwood ever made a "just paying the bills" kind of movie?
Posted by: josephistan at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7HtZB) Honkeytonk Man Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (cz8Bv) 580
Dick the Halls.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:06 AM (7jTtI) ******** Merry Mishmass Posted by: Truck Monkey at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (flINI) 581
Very, very still life......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (jjaLl) Ham looks very lifelike. Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (zr5Kq) 582
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? -- Go see your fucking therapist, you rich cuunt. Stop looking for free shit on the internet. Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (Zz0t1) 583
Kill da wan it!
Posted by: Elmer at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (+hNEM) 584
Rudolph the raunchy randy reindeer
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (jS35y) 585
Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (3rtj0) 586
clint has for sure made turds you can't pick up by the clean end.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (KP5rU) 587
Good morning Horde.
Posted by: Surfperch at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (tVQUs) 588
Honkeytonk Man
Posted by: jsg at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (cz8Bv) I think he did that so he could write the music. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oiW2a) 589
585 Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:12 AM (3rtj0) ========= They're going to ignore it completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (vN4+Q) 591
Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:08 AM (oGBso)
I pick The Gauntlet as his for the money movie. What a piece of crap. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (oiW2a) --------------------------- That's the one where he met the lovely and talented Sondra Locke, no? Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oGBso) 592
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? the need for attention hormone. Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are. Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu) 593
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? ****** Isn't that something you ask your PCP not Twitter Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId) 594
They're going to ignore it completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (q80AH) == Nood. Meet me over there, please. I have a movie question. Posted by: Moron Robbie -David Hogg wants to toss salads at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (3rtj0) 595
Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?
Yes. Ivan Reitman's son is making it and it's ignoring the VagBusters "continuity". He specifically said "It's the Ghostbusters the fans want", which caused a lot of REEEEEEEEEEE. Posted by: Ian S. at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (ZGrMX) 596
Interesting. I always thought bleeding was the cure for loss of humors, yet in her case it seems to be the cause.
Medicine is weird. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (I2dne) Unnecessary exsanguination causes an imbalance of the four humors. The solution is to flush the sinuses to reduce phlegm and induce vomiting to reduce the biles. If this fails, she has to wear a dead pigeon about the neck until it rots off its rope. Posted by: Cato, Medieval Plague Doctor at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (J+mig) 597
Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu) ++++++++++ It "worked" for us! Posted by: Goldberg, Kristol, et. al. at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (I2dne) Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (jS35y) 599
593 Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? ****** Isn't that something you ask your PCP not Twitter Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (BqBId) So Anthony Hopkins IS spot-on. Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (90T4r) 600
Geesh, by standards of what we know today, The Gauntlet seems like a documentary.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (JwHjN) 601
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? The one that makes you human. Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:14 AM (7jTtI) 602
I never understood what that means.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq) Do unto others as you would do to yourself. Be your best friend. Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (ECrgQ) 603
I think Joe Biden's best asset is that he's not hated by the big corporate sponsors (Warren) and has a shred of a chance of getting black votes, unlike Buttgag and the rest of the cast of characters. That's the only real analysis that goes into voting for him.
Everyone knows he's an idiot and insane and creepy and handsy with little girls and will gaffe horrendously every few days. Everyone knows he's way past his due date, but the rest are so awful that he looks less bad by comparison. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (KZzsI) 604
Meh, I have always thought the use of a rabbit and a bird, two things which are normally very animated, was a crutch and a sign of weakness by this painter.
Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (HALdu) 605
NOOD yoda
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (zr5Kq) 606
Alyssa Milano@Alyssa_Milano
I had a bad panic attack last night. Any specialists out there know why my anxiety is so much worse right after my period? Which hormone is depleted? the need for attention hormone. Everyone with a mental illness should seek advice and treatment from Twitter. It's where the experts are. Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (I3OPu) Dear God, so much cluelessness and lack of self respect in so few characters. Posted by: Captain Hate at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (y7DUB) 607
You know who could restore the Hallmark Channel's integrity and credibility? Aunt Becky.
*runs away* Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (IttZ7) 608
For $79.95 you can buy GOOP brand meth crystals and shove them up your hoo-ha!
______________ You can't buy anything for $79.95 from Gwynnie's catalog. She knows her suckers . . . er, customers . . . want to pay through the nose for all of her useless objects, so they can feel smugly superior to all those deplorable, Walmart, value-shopper types! Posted by: Dr. Internets at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (k4dH2) 609
I used to work with a guy who raised and killed wild rabbits for food. Sold them cleaned, frozen & bagged.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM Used to be an old Portagee who sold fresh fish and rabbits downtown. Ho lee crap, but those rabbits were huge. I don't know what breed they were, but they were ginormous. Tasty, too. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at December 09, 2019 11:15 AM (ejd/p) 610
"I'll be in my bunk" Posted by: Puddleglum at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (vN4+Q) that...makes sense Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (zr5Kq) 611
That's the one where he met the lovely and talented Sondra Locke, no?
Posted by: Boots at December 09, 2019 11:13 AM (oGBso) We're going to have to suspend your aos card. The Outlaw Josey Wales. At least it was released first. Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (oiW2a) 612
I never understood what that means.
Posted by: runner at December 09, 2019 11:11 AM (zr5Kq) The golden rule was given before the plague of success and the extravagance of self loathing were in. Posted by: not so at December 09, 2019 11:16 AM (HALdu) 613
Shimon Prokupecz @ShimonPro
This is gonna be interesting today. Christopher Steele was told yesterday that information on him that he has not reviewed and was expected to be redacted was declassified and will now be included in the Inspector General's report today. Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at December 09, 2019 11:18 AM (BqBId) 614
Madison
RE: Gangs I thought it was a beautiful, albeit minor, moment to have the DiCaprio character glance up at the sky.... puzzled. There was something different, something odd, a change in the atmosphere of some kind, but he couldn't figure out what it was, because... beyond his experience. Same for the audience. (It was the first, very slight 'whoosh' of incoming naval artillery shells.) I also loved the scene where a mob throws a paving stone through a store window, which had until that moment featured a photo of... Abraham Lincoln. Posted by: mnw at December 09, 2019 11:19 AM (Cssks) 615
My mother in law tried that bubbameister with me, I believed she wanted to make all the choices herself.
Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 11:20 AM (U7k5w) 616
Are the new Ghostbusters going to pretend that the vagina Ghostbusters never existed and didn't make a bunch of flatulence jokes because equality?
- In the trailer, they say, ""There hasn't been a ghost sighting in 30-years." So, yeah. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 11:22 AM (+y/Ru) 617
But it's George Michael! EVERYBODY loves George Michael!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at December 09, 2019 11:02 AM (dfRN6) And there's always money in the banana stand. Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 09, 2019 11:26 AM (Ft8fw) 618
5 Poor dead critters. Looking at this does not make me hungry, just sad.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 09:32 AM (k4dH2) The 18th century, when your meat did not come cleaned and cut on styro with shrinkwrap at the local grocery store. Posted by: dabhidh at December 09, 2019 11:42 AM (O6j2k) 619
Waterboy is an excellent movie IMO. The casting is brilliant.
Posted by: tubal at December 09, 2019 10:52 AM (90T4r) ------------------------------------------------------------------ Agree - Henry Winkler and Jerry Reed were perfect. Always liked that Sandler pays homage to the greats and gets them roles/cameos. (Richard Kiel and carl Weathers in happy Gilmore) Posted by: theATL at December 09, 2019 11:54 AM (yFgwo) 620
all of them driven into White Sands Missile range without food, water, or Internet access.
Posted by: Anna Puma at December 09, 2019 11:10 AM (jS35y) El Journada del Muerte Posted by: Elmer at December 09, 2019 12:39 PM (+hNEM) 621
A pictures that makes whining little snowflakes upset let them all go and beat out their walnut sized brains
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