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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/27/19) Thanksgiving Eve Edition
Quote I
“Remember God’s bounty in the year. String the pearls of His favor. Hide the dark parts, except so far as they are breaking out in light! Give this one day to thanks, to joy, to gratitude!”
– Henry Ward Beecher
Quote II
“Gratitude is the inward feeling of kindness received. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse.”
– Henry Van Dyke
Quote III
“A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.” Cicero
Quote IV
“Americans have always understood that, truly, one must give in order to receive. This should be a day of giving as well as a day of thanks.” President Ronald Reagan
Not only is this a great Christmas dinner. It is also a great Thanksgiving meal. You too can make it.
As we approach the big dinner Mrs. Mis. Hum. has been wondering if she should make the Green Bean Casserole in the Crock Pot. So, everything you wanted to know about the Crock Pot but were afraid to ask.
The Crock Pot’s story began during the 19th century in Vilna, a Jewish neighborhood in the city of Vilnius, Lithuania. Once known as the "Jerusalem of the North," Vilna attracted a thriving community of writers and academics. There, Jewish families anticipated the Sabbath by preparing a stew of meat, beans and vegetables on Fridays before nightfall. Ingredients in place, people took their crocks to their towns’ bakeries—specifically, to the still-hot ovens that would slowly cool overnight. By morning, the low-and-slow residual heat would result in a stew known as cholent.
Speaking of fraternities, forrmer Delta House dropout is tonight's Genius Award Winner.
A Florida man was arrested after allegedly trying to recruit ISIS to attack the deans of colleges he formerly attended. Salman Rashid, 23, was arrested on charges of soliciting another person to commit a violent crime, according to a Monday release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Southern District of Florida. Rashid allegedly attempted to call on ISIS members to target two deans from Miami-Dade College and Broward College.
82 year old Willie Murphy is thankful and Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Last Thursday around 11 p.m., a man broke into 82-year-old Willie Murphy’s Rochester home. But she’s not pressing charges. “I already sent him to the hospital,” she said Monday, following a workout at her home away from home, the Maplewood YMCA at 25 Driving Park Ave. Murphy, who is barely 5-feet tall and weighs 105 pounds, beat the intruder so hard with a small table that it broke. Then while the man was on the floor, dazed, she poured shampoo in his eyes. Then, while he screamed at her — calling her “everything but the mother of God!” — she jumped on him. And then Murphy — who admitted to uttering a few four-letter words herself — grabbed a broom (the one she uses to clear snow off her car) and repeatedly jabbed him “with all my force,” she said.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Thanksgiving Dinner Plans.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. I personally want to thank Ace for allowing me to hang with you folks. I'm thankful for your readership and friendship. We have a wonderful community here at the AoS. I hope that each and everyone of you has a wonderful Thanksgiving Day tomorrow. If you are traveling this holiday weekend please be careful.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - giving thanks at November 27, 2019 09:31 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:32 PM (HiqYJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:33 PM (HiqYJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 27, 2019 09:34 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Red Green at November 27, 2019 09:35 PM (786Ro)
Bad news: They PCed it up
Vox@voxdotcom
In the American imagination, Bonnie and Clyde are always white.
The new movie Queen and Slim reinvents this doomed love story, and challenges viewers to re-evaluate how they racialize the runaway lover trope.
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The reason Bonny and Clyde are always white in the American imagination is because Bonny and Clyde were white.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at November 27, 2019 09:36 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 09:36 PM (+y/Ru
Slaps forehead, Da Fuq!?!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 09:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 27, 2019 09:39 PM (Tnijr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhSWJdr9M7g
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2019 09:40 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 09:41 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ali Gator at November 27, 2019 09:41 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 27, 2019 09:42 PM (pf1EY)
426 You can get anything you want on the Overnight Thread tonight
Posted by: mindful webworker - giving thanks at November 27, 2019 09:32 PM (ECLlc)
Well, here's a song to go with that declaration
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rygo8vb
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 09:43 PM (AMIL/)
They also weren't two innocent people out on a date when a cop decided to harass and shoot at them.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 09:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 27, 2019 09:43 PM (SX3FQ)
https://tinyurl.com/tlwm3ud
https://tinyurl.com/rjgmncv
https://tinyurl.com/vkjemtf
https://tinyurl.com/uw3aqc5
https://tinyurl.com/rds43pz
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:43 PM (qAR6u)
I have failed my children - they were/are unaware there is a proper order to wash dirty dishes/pot pans/silverware.
I shall drink my sadness away.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 09:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Like that matters any more. A local theater company did Henry V over the summer. Henry was played by a black woman. Now if I did a play or movie about Rosa Parks with a white guy in the role all hell would break loose
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (UUkQp)
Three Women Accuse Gordon Sondland Of Sexual Misconduct
ProPublica:
Multiple Women Recall Sexual Misconduct and Retaliation by Gordon Sondland
Posted by: SMOD at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (X5CsJ)
Remember to print out and review your talking points before Thanksgiving Dinner!
Posted by: The DNC! at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (DMUuz)
Puzzles and games to keep them occupied in the car while mommy is working.
Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (9SgZy)
https://tinyurl.com/spc6ldd
https://tinyurl.com/qlcn8k8
https://tinyurl.com/wqvpxkg
https://tinyurl.com/smdvyl2
https://tinyurl.com/rph66t8
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
John Candy was so friggin' awesome. And Steve Martin is excellent at being the straight man.
Far and away my favorite John Hughes movie.
Those aren't pillows!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (x8Wzq)
At FB, someone posted a pic of a 1961 ad for an RCA color TV. I responded that owning a color TV set at that time was frustrating, because most of the broadcasts themselves were still in B&W until 1965-66.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (L2ZTs)
Bonnie and Clyde were psychopathic killers a civilized country deservedly shot to pieces, just to be sure.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: mikeyG at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (SX3FQ)
Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (9SgZy)
It's fairly easy to install a pole in a car!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: davidt at November 27, 2019 09:47 PM (l3+k2)
https://tinyurl.com/spc6ldd
https://tinyurl.com/qlcn8k8
https://tinyurl.com/wqvpxkg
https://tinyurl.com/smdvyl2
https://tinyurl.com/rph66t8
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (qAR6u)
So our takeaway here is that you were bottle fed?
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (HALdu)
Watched the initial episode of Green Acres while cooking tonight. Terrific!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Lot of store bought assets in this group of photos.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (HiqYJ)
And it's typical of '60s-era assholes to turn them into romantic rebels.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (7rVsF)
This year, he's brought stuffing! In great quantities!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (uLD+u)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (HiqYJ)
The awkward thing is explaining how they ran hunter through train. Some very upset customers.
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 09:46 PM (BiNEL)
That made my evening.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (aA3+G)
How do I handle my Thanksgiving talking points if my Uncle is an old college radical and it's my Mom who is the racist who watches Fox News?
Posted by: Snowflake Who Wants to Woke All The Guests at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: wing at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (JFzNN)
Watched the initial episode of Green Acres while cooking tonight. Terrific!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Omg. Green Acres! I used to love that show. When I was young.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (TdMsT)
I'm in the middle of making pumpkin pies. I'll be dropping in and out.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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See: Che Guevara
Posted by: Chief Flaming Shitheel at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (D22Dj)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Oh, man. That's a free Platinum membership, right there!
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (Y9zp1)
It's great but Uncle Buck is still my favorite.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:52 PM (HALdu)
This year, he's brought stuffing! In great quantities!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)
The wings and legs are good, but I always go for the breasts
Posted by: Snowflake Who Wants to Woke All The Guests at November 27, 2019 09:52 PM (qAR6u)
53 Heya, ONT people!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Heya, Insom.
I'm recovering from my drink.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: SMOD at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (HiqYJ)
How do I handle my Thanksgiving talking points if my Uncle is an old
college radical and it's my Mom who is the racist who watches Fox News?
Posted by: Snowflake Who Wants to Woke All The Guests..........
Just sit back and enjoy the fireworks..
Oh.. and have plenty of booze on hand!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
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I have a copy of this cookbook:
https://tinyurl.com/qs7v7f4
Posted by: Chief Flaming Shitheel at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (D22Dj)
Super PAC backing Cory Booker's presidential bid shuts down
Bye bye Spartacus
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 09:49 PM (a4xU3)
Seriously, how did that lightweight get to be a US Senator? He should be wearing a name tag that says "Assistant Manager Cory" and working overnights near a highway off ramp somewhere.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 27, 2019 09:54 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:54 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Easy Andy
Puuuuleeeezzz, Tom Tuttle from Tacoma, and when he does the WSU fight song? Not a dry eye in the house...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 09:54 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (D22Dj)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:52 PM (HALdu)
I wonder who the Tony Curtis character is in Cory's life. You know, the one who says, "I love you, Thpartacuth."
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: jsg at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (9SgZy)
Seriously, how did that lightweight get to be a US Senator?
He was appointed.
By a Republican governor.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (zG+FN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 09:36 PM (+y/Ru)
But who are we to assume how they felt about their origins!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (BiNEL)
I wonder how many times she ran this scenario in her head, Or she was a widow, by her choice. Just channelling the ex.
Anyway, a moment of awesomeness.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (D59ia)
{{{ALH}}}
Have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (TdMsT)
I recall one episode when he is standing outside a Winnebago, then he invites us in. There we see that his Winnebago is a rather large house. The steering wheel is in the kitchen. Red says, "they always look smaller on the outside."
Canadian humor is top notch.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (x8Wzq)
Loudoun County sheriff's spokesman Kraig Troxell tells WTOP-FM that 21-year-old Julie E. Crabbe's autopsy is pending toxicology results that could take months. An unresponsive Crabbe was hospitalized on Nov. 14. Hospital personnel initially said she was suffering from an apparent drug overdose.
Posted by: SMOD at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Your drink? As in one drink?
Lightweight.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 09:57 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 09:57 PM (HiqYJ)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 09:58 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)
Your drink? As in one drink?
Lightweight.
Posted by: Insomniac
To be fair, the glass was a quart mason jar and the booze was shine.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 09:52 PM (2DOZq)
'Kay. Yeah. Let's call it a tie.
"His name is Bug."
"What's his last name, Spray?"
Yup. This is a toss-up.
John Candy was one of my all-time favorites.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (x8Wzq)
If they ever try to #woke reboot The Godfather, I hope every studio suit and the production team that would PC that movie is given a halfway ticket to Hawaii
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 09:55 PM (AMIL/)
Wasn't that Telly Savallas?
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (HALdu)
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*?*
That's bullshit. They do it in during a commercial on Las Vegas CSI.
Posted by: A Millennial at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (D22Dj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (aA3+G)
So,you picked up on the "marginal"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)
Check out this driver who just plowed right through a bicyclist on the road in LA (link to NBC Los Angeles):
https://tinyurl.com/sa5hmhj
Well, they found the hit-and-run driver... and she's a 5th-grade schoolteacher with LAUSD. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
I have much to be thankful for. (No, I'm not talking about the 30-cal shoot!)
We had some stories out of our MoMeet adventures. Even Commissar Hrothgar does not know the liquor store one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Whiskey No. 3 is about to enjoyed in the manner to which it is accustomed.
I can almost taste the turkey, just thinking about it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2019 10:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Don Q at November 27, 2019 10:01 PM (NgKpN)
If Democrats say Lindsey Graham is a homo, then it's time we tell the world Boston's mayor, Marty Walsh, is a big picklesmoocher from way back.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2019 10:01 PM (zG+FN)
Yo, Hordians. Just wanted to say how much I appreciate you putting up with me. Between losing my job and Her Majesty's knee surgery it's been a hell of a year. Thanks for being tolerant and supporting through a bad time. Sure, you're a bunch of no-good losers, drunks and ne'er-do-wells, but I'd do anything for you. Except lend money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
His cousin Crack Pot was nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 09:57 PM (dEvh1)
Hunter Biden: I know his niece Crack Whore. But that's not my kid...don't do the DNA test!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (a4xU3)
Oh, man. That's a free Platinum membership, right there!
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (Y9zp1)
I wonder what her AoS nic is?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)
Interesting that the niece , Tia was the wife in the sitcom, Yes,Dear. I never made that connection. Also I thought the other niece would grow up to be pretty. I was really wrong.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (2DOZq)
So what if you didn't get that promotion, right? Be thankful for what you have!!
*sigh*
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (UDsKL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 09:50 PM (aA3+G)
So,you picked up on the "marginal"?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)
Don't sell yourself short.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You had me up until your last sentence.
Next year will hopefully be much better!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (KP5rU)
Thank you to all the 'rons and 'ettes. The humor here lightens my burden when things seem glum.
And a toast to rickl. May his memory be a blessing to us all.
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (RfzVr)
Loudoun County sheriff's spokesman Kraig Troxell tells WTOP-FM that 21-year-old Julie E. Crabbe's autopsy is pending toxicology results that could take months. An unresponsive Crabbe was hospitalized on Nov. 14. Hospital personnel initially said she was suffering from an apparent drug overdose.
Posted by: SMOD at November 27, 2019 09:56 PM (X5CsJ)
thing is? you never really know what drugs those around you are doing.
Had that exact situation happen, where someone I knew basically OD'd in the bathroom, and I took them into the emergency room to get treated.
Posted by: Don Q at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (L2ZTs)
The bicyclist was a hobo. She probably figured he wouldn't be missed by anybody.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (qAR6u)
appreciate you putting up with me. Between losing my job and Her
Majesty's knee surgery it's been a hell of a year. Thanks for being
tolerant and supporting through a bad time. Sure, you're a bunch of
no-good losers, drunks and ne'er-do-wells, but I'd do anything for you.
Except lend money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
But I'm good for it. I swear. My word as a Biden
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (a4xU3)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
CHEERS!
*sloshes drink*
Shit. Eh.
CHEERS!
*sloshes drink again*
Shit!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Big Moochelle, with the 12" Cyclops python at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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You had me up until your last sentence.
Next year will hopefully be much better!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (Y4EXg)
You left out Reprobates.
Posted by: Don Q at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (NgKpN)
Thank you to all the 'rons and 'ettes. The humor here lightens my burden when things seem glum.
And a toast to rickl. May his memory be a blessing to us all.
Posted by: cfo mom
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (9SgZy)
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (7rVsF)
*sigh*
Posted by: WaterCow at November
I may disagree with everything you write here but I do have to commend you about your attitude. Most people in your position would be complaining that the have to spend half their day sucking dicks through a hole but you appreciate that you get to spend the other 12 hours of your day here.
Accentuate the positive, spoonful of sugar and all that.
Keep it up!
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
You must be this tall to post on this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (0ReGO)
Oh, man. That's a free Platinum membership, right there!
Posted by: t-bird at November 27, 2019 09:51 PM (Y9zp1)
I wonder what her AoS nic is?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)
Article said she was really short.... sooooo.,...
Posted by: Don Q at November 27, 2019 10:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 27, 2019 10:07 PM (COzlW)
I have much to be thankful for. (No, I'm not talking about the 30-cal shoot!)
We had some stories out of our MoMeet adventures. Even Commissar Hrothgar does not know the liquor store one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Salty Dog! I'll never forget the liquor store! You were very patient with me, but your purchase was perfect!
Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
I think your link on Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day was sublime. The shampoo in the eye is a great tactic. Certainly easier to explain to the jury than cable-ties and entry wounds to the back of the head.
And I echo Commissar Hrothgar. Your contribution to the Horde experience, which in toto kept me sane as I watched all I had worked for in my life crumble to dust under pbho, is not to be underestimated. You have a gift.
I have a box of ammo that does not have my fingerprints on it with your name on it, if we ever meet. Please specify caliber, as I have a small selection of specially treated boxes of ammo.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Q
Article also said she was 100 lbs. The victory rack is that alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:08 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (RfzVr)
He and his sister were/are class acts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (BiNEL)
You must be this tall to post on this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Don Q
Article also said she was 100 lbs. The victory rack is that alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:08 PM (dEvh1)
Good point.
And no Raptors, or Shivs.
Posted by: Don Q at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
You must be this tall to post on this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
ok, you tell AtC, I'll sell the tickets.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (RfzVr)
He and his sister were/are class acts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:09 PM (BiNEL)
slainthe!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (x8Wzq)
I have much to be thankful for. (No, I'm not talking about the 30-cal shoot!)
We had some stories out of our MoMeet adventures. Even Commissar Hrothgar does not know the liquor store one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Salty Dog! I'll never forget the liquor store! You were very patient with me, but your purchase was perfect!
Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
You guys have some 'splaining' to do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (UUkQp)
RIP rickl. *toast*
May everyone have a wonderful weekend.
Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
Those were terrible years. So thankful for President Trump.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (D59ia)
But what differents does it make?
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (CQRB9)
Yo, Hordians. Just wanted to say how much I appreciate you putting up with me. Between losing my job and Her Majesty's knee surgery it's been a hell of a year. Thanks for being tolerant and supporting through a bad time. Sure, you're a bunch of no-good losers, drunks and ne'er-do-wells, but I'd do anything for you. Except lend money.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
Hadrian--heartfelt prayers for a better year ahead. You're a great Moron.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (jp0Bv)
My friend, I may be depressed, but I am not crazy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (qAR6u)
Just. Go. See. It.
Especially if you get bored tomorrow, or need to get out of a turkey meat-induced tryptophan coma, or need to get away from Loony-Leftist Relatives. Better yet, take those along, so they can get a testosterone boost.
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (AMIL/)
I saw the video of the interview. It was fantastic!
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (MmFTx)
The ammo store story, "Driving Commissar Hrothgar", soon to be a major motion picture in Peruvia, and sponsored by WallMart, is another story.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (u82oZ)
Pies are out of the oven and cooling. Luckily, that's all the cooking I have to do this year.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (CAJOC)
I have much to be thankful for. (No, I'm not talking about the 30-cal shoot!)
We had some stories out of our MoMeet adventures. Even Commissar Hrothgar does not know the liquor store one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:00 PM (u82oZ)
Salty Dog! I'll never forget the liquor store! You were very patient with me, but your purchase was perfect!
Have a blessed Thanksgiving!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
You guys have some 'splaining' to do!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (BiNEL)
Let's just say that Salty Dog turn everything into an adventure!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:11 PM (CQRB9)
In your case, none!
Adds WaterCow to permablock app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
now, a chemical plant refining butadiene exploded and is on fire.
TPC turned me down for a position right in my wheelhouse 30 minutes after I applied. If they hired me, this wouldn't have happened.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (UUkQp)
Hope that good times are coming soon for you
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
I'll accept that...
for now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
Hi, Ladyl. Trump's bad, you know.
*sigh*
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (CQRB9)
Ummmm....
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Your kind words on a regular basis is payment enough. Thank you kind Sir. And Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 27, 2019 10:14 PM (2DOZq)
It was quite the fireball, so this is good news.
Posted by: Ali Gator at November 27, 2019 10:14 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
I'll accept that...
for now!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
You've been on my heart, Hrothgar. I hope you enjoy your gathering with your friends.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Hmm, shouldn't you be in the border mote?
Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2019 10:16 PM (O/X1S)
Just a nice quiet day of gorging.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
'Ma'am, please face the car and put you hands behind your back.'
"I said!" - SLAM! - "put your hands behind your back!"
"Taze her! Taze her!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:17 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:17 PM (qAR6u)
Thanks so much for the Red Green segment. Mrs. JTB heard me laughing from another room. The Alice's Restaurant made me smile. A buddy and I used to perform it in high school. He did the guitar and I did the vocals. I need to play it to see how much I can still recite.
I hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving. And for our northern Horde members, I hope the shoveling isn't too bad.
Posted by: JTB at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:05 PM (UUkQp)
\
Dayum, and I thought you guys were my friends...
now I find out there are untold stories!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________
The year's almost over. Just make sure Her Majesty does all the post-surgery rehabilitation.
And (this is a lot to ask, I know) try to see how the job loss is a blessing.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
You must be this tall to post on this blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:06 PM (BiNEL)
ok, you tell AtC, I'll sell the tickets.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 27, 2019 10:10 PM (jp0Bv)
I might be a Cob, but I aint no miracle worker.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
It's always best to gorge quietly, I find.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________
The year's almost over. Just make sure Her Majesty does all the post-surgery rehabilitation.
And (this is a lot to ask, I know) try to see how the job loss is a blessing.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
________
The year's almost over. Just make sure Her Majesty does all the post-surgery rehabilitation.
And (this is a lot to ask, I know) try to see how the job loss is a blessing.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:18 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:19 PM (BXhmp)
Posted by: free tibet at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (ELw0j)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
He seems nice. Does he have a newsletter?
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
That was pretty funny! Poor Salty Dog had 2 backseat drivers!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
There I was, driving LadyL to the MoMeet ranch.
I merely noted "We just passed a liquor store."
{LadyL}. TURN AROUND!!!
It was a small liquor store set in a pasture. The owners, a nice couple, had a great selection. It was their life, and it showed. LadyL wanted to buy a very expensive crystal skull filled with firewater for the Horde. I managed to dissuade her, as we had enough already to wipe out all the sailors that man a destroyer.
It was a good time, as that is where I got the bottle of Ever-Clear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:16 PM (TdMsT)
Ladyl, my sincerest hope is that things go well for you and yours. Family is critical to our very lives!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Mine appeared twice. You can have one of those.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (BqBId)
Corn Nut was a player. Corn Nut would shatter your teeth, dislocate your jaw and laugh at your dentist.
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Drink Like LavaMoose at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM (FvguM)
There I was, driving LadyL to the MoMeet ranch.
I merely noted "We just passed a liquor store."
{LadyL}. TURN AROUND!!!
It was a small liquor store set in a pasture. The owners, a nice couple, had a great selection. It was their life, and it showed. LadyL wanted to buy a very expensive crystal skull filled with firewater for the Horde. I managed to dissuade her, as we had enough already to wipe out all the sailors that man a destroyer.
It was a good time, as that is where I got the bottle of Ever-Clear.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
It was so fun! I think I ended up buying gin and vodka.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Thank you good sir, it would have almost been worth missing my own flight to see that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:23 PM (BiNEL)
If you have the ammo, you have to buy the gun. Hey, don't blame me; I don't make the rules.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 27, 2019 10:23 PM (xHKWX)
Serials -- sorry about that.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
On some state highways in NJ they are impossible
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Be thankful tomorrow that he didn't turn you in to the police. Two females yelling directions to a male driver is a capital crime in many counties in Texas.
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Infidel at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (FvguM)
12-14" here plus lots of blowing and drifting. At the moment we are snowed in until our plow service comes along.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Serious question, did you have a problem with TSA and the liquor?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: AirMule at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tbodie at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (XpCzL)
Posted by: Drink Like LavaMoose at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM
I'm still waiting for AirChicken and EarthPig to show up.
Posted by: Bert G at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Serious question, did you have a problem with TSA and the liquor?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (BiNEL)
We brought the liquor to the ranch and left it there!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Immona head in. Gotta get up early and do some cooking stuff; after I get beer, of course.
Still cold as hell, and the snow is still deep.
All y'all rock.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Hmm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (BiNEL)
I can never forget that drive. Wow.
You both can really scream loud! And I made it on the right road after all. Close though. Too close. GPS could not keep up with the spaghetti pile that is Dallas freeways.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (UUkQp)
I won't.
Posted by: Big Moochelle, with the 12" Cyclops python
---------
I giggled like a boy who farted in church during a prayer...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Drink Like LavaMoose
________
Your opposite name would be Eat Hate GlacierSquirrel.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: FishBone at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (AMIL/)
LOL, sounds like heaven.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Drink Like LavaMoose at November 27, 2019 10:22 PM
I'm still waiting for AirChicken and EarthPig to show up.
Posted by: Bert G at November 27, 2019 10:25 PM (OMsf+)
I LIKE Water Cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg
So. I need to thank a buddy who gave me a belt of .308 tracers?
Because now I have to buy an AR10.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
On some state highways in NJ they are impossible
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (qAR6u)
Jersey is the first place I saw left turn "cup handles" lo, these 45 years ago.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (qyH+l)
Making stuffing, pickle rolls and mixed berries cherry crisp.
Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
{{{{{{Horde}}}}}}
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Gref at November 27, 2019 10:24 PM (AMIL/)
Guilty as charged!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
And I am thankful for the AoSHQ community and my gray box friends.
Continue to pray for our President.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (qRRlU)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
I'm trying to plan in advance and get something very special to the ranch next year so I am researching booze transport!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (KP5rU)
You lucked out.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
It's probably not a good idea to bring them to next years TxMoMe.
I want to be invited back.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Because now I have to buy an AR10.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM
Well, no. If it's a *belt* of .308 tracers, then you have to buy an M240B. Because belt-fed.
Posted by: Bert G at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (BXhmp)
Whatever you do from here on out? The judge won't be in until Monday.
Thus endeth the PSA.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Easy Andy
-------------
Chief of Staff and I saw it the other day and it's pretty good. There's some obvious *eye rolling* lines but overall well balanced and funny..
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Drink Like Eat Hate GlacierSquirrel at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (FvguM)
Posted by: SeaBuffalo at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
I'm trying to plan in advance and get something very special to the ranch next year so I am researching booze transport!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (BiNEL)
If you figure something out, will you tell me? I'd like to ship some there as well.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:28 PM (qAR6u)
You can tell them that Obama doesn't believe in global warming either, because if he did, he wouldn't have spent $15 million on an ocean front house on Martha's Vineyard.
Posted by: ALH at November 27, 2019 10:30 PM (D59ia)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at November 27, 2019 10:30 PM (T9XRy)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
I'm faithful to Water Cow.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Hmmm, I am wondering what pie made steeped in NyQuil would taste like?
Denis Leary: No one knows what NyQuil tastes like.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (2B9A/)
We used to have a "Waterhouse" here. One time, I called him Water Hose. He was not amused.
I think I called Firehorse Fire Hose, once, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (zG+FN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (+ldAm)
Do you know my husband?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
What about moi?
Posted by: SeaBuffalo at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
Look at me.
I can flyyyyyy.
Posted by: Butt Monkey at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2019 10:32 PM (zG+FN)
Posted by: Ladyl
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I'm either riding the party bus or driving so, I can personally deliver it.
You can trust me, honest.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:29 PM (KP5rU)
We didn't but folks down about 1.5 miles from us lost it for 4.5 hours. I was ready with the generator, sort of.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (HaL55)
You have good taste in music and prayers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 27, 2019 10:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Deep snow is good for shoving a climate change spewing relative into after they present the talking points.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (KP5rU)
Yes. That's the one path I have found so far, but I don't like good booze to not be under my control!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)
I'm either riding the party bus or driving so, I can personally deliver it.
You can trust me, honest.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:32 PM (Y4EXg)
There's a party bus??? Woohoo!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (BXhmp)
I asked this question the day we found out Rickl had passed and keep meaning to ask again because I don't think anyone responded...although I could have missed it. Very dusty in here that day.
There is about $250 dollars left in Rick's meal acct. from donations.
I could use it to make a donation to Toys for Tots? I also offered to give it to anyone willing to take his cat that was left behind. His sister said a neighbor is taking care of it right now. Makes me sad that it's all alone in the house....
Anyway...suggestions?
I've read the responses and to answer some questions...
1) Re Rick's cat: His sister has contacted some shelters and has struck out with 2 of them. Too old to place plus some medical problems. She has some other places to call but I suspect it will be the same with all of them.
2) I've asked his sister to let me know when/where the memorial will be. She said it would most likely be in January...Rick's birth month. He wanted his ashes spread in the backyard of his boyhood home. I'm thinking because of his and his sister's re-enactment of the moon landing and walk in their backyard. (see sidebar letter if you missed it.)
Posted by: Tami at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (CQRB9)
The poor guy you cut off at the last second must still be cursing you! lol!
WDS!!! {hugs}
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (BXhmp)
Yes. That's the one path I have found so far, but I don't like good booze to not be under my control!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)
The liquor store that Salty Dog and I found near Corsicana isn't very far out of the way.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (tVQUs)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (RfzVr)
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (vVOK2)
12:01AM 11/29/19
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:36 PM (CQRB9)
Posted by: Ladyl
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How many jello shots are needed for a 1000 mile trip for 10-15 folks?
Asking for a bunch of friends.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 27, 2019 10:37 PM (10k4Q)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:37 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2019 10:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks. I'll keep that in mind. Maybe they can do a special order for me!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
Smells nice in here. But, the boy will be home soon, so that will change....
Posted by: tcn in AK
The boy smells bad?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2019 10:38 PM (aKsyK)
Who knew trolls had career paths and milestones?
Keep plugging. If you need some explanatory literature on how to support successful policies, let me know. I'll give you a list of foundational books.
You're on your own for office politics.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM (qAR6u)
Concrete galoshes
Posted by: Scotty, capo de tutti engineers at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (qyH+l)
*pours bourbon*
To all of you Morons n' 'Ettes.
And to the memory of Rickl.
Stalwarts, all of you. Thank you for allowing me to be a small part of this great thing.
Cheers!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Asking for a bunch of friends.
You're going to need a refrigerated truck to follow you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (u82oZ)
How many jello shots are needed for a 1000 mile trip for 10-15 folks?
Asking for a bunch of friends.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:36 PM (Y4EXg)
More than you're think.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Emmie at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (87gB3)
I think I called Firehorse Fire Hose, once, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer at November 27, 2019 10:31 PM (zG+FN)
I've been called "Superfetch" from time to time.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
On a side note glue traps suck. I feel like shit having to go pick up a rat still squeaking and struggling stuck to the glue and hitting him with a hammer or some such and the trap is only good for one rat. Went on the Amazon and bought some of these new fangled jaws type rat traps. Damn things seem like bear traps, hope they kill the little bastards..
Posted by: Gbone at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (eqHr7)
Posted by: tcn in AK
The boy smells bad?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2019 10:38 PM (aKsyK)
13 years old and plays hockey = stinky. It's curable.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (vVOK2)
Can't imagine this place without you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (dUJdY)
Then I thought about it for a second. It was a week before Thanksgiving. Maybe in this case Happy Holidays was appropriate. Sure, they could have said Happy Thanksgiving. But I came back with Merry Christmas as a default when it was really not Christmas time.
Even our side can get too knee jerk at times. And again, this with the "controversial" Salvation Army.
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Drink Like Eat Hate GlacierSquirrel at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (FvguM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Holy shit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
* * * *
Where?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2019 10:42 PM (qRRlU)
Asking for a bunch of friends.
You're going to need a refrigerated truck to follow you.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (xkSJa)
And Winston Rothschild of Rothschild's Sewage and Septic Sucking Services
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
As do you, MisHum. Now I gotta learn the Possum Lodge Motto in the original sort-of-Latin.
Hmm, there's pig-latin, I wonder if there's possum-latin. If not, there should be.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (UUkQp)
No thanks necessary, NaCly Dog.
Posted by: Tami at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (BiNEL)
Naturally. And I'm not afraid to use it.
Are you proposing ulu control?
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (vVOK2)
.....
Jaegermeister. Plus crust.
Robitussin, on the other hand, is quite delightful.
Oh to be young and Robitized again. Dreams of my youth.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (hqPPc)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (CQRB9)
NaCly, even an apprentice troll can dream!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That's a boom connection you don't want to miss...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Hmmmm. Hadn't thought of that.
We are going to need some bathroom rules to be put into place.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Hmmmm. Hadn't thought of that.
We are going to need some bathroom rules to be put into place.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That's a boom connection you don't want to miss...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:43 PM (vVOK2)
Well, it would seem to be an authentic local approach!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
I think the donation to Toys for Tots is a wonderful idea.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Agreed! But of course I'm a bit biased....
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (+ldAm)
I have to keep reminding myself that it's not surfPEACH as I originally read it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - clicky niccy quickly slickly at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
Thanks! I needed the boost. Today was just so . . .
well, I've been trying to make Influencer at the office for some time now, and they announced the promotion, and I didn't get it.
What really burns my britches is that Kurt got the promotion. Freakin KURT!!!! Worst troll ever in my opinion. Hit and run nonsense, treated you all like video-game-addicted millennials, never called anyone here a Nazi -- that's just rude.
Anyway, next time, I guess.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 10:33 PM (CQRB9)
Water Cow.
Remember this:
"If at first you don't succeed, try, try again." You've got this.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Hmmmm. Hadn't thought of that.
We are going to need some bathroom rules to be put into place.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (Y4EXg)
I think the donation to Toys for Tots is a wonderful idea.
Posted by: Ladyl
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Agreed! But of course I'm a bit biased....
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
That's a boom connection you don't want to miss...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (RfzVr)
few adult beverages in my life and recall having jello shots fewer
times than i have had root canals. I guess they are ok. I get the
novelty. But what I don't get is doing it again.
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Gbone at November 27, 2019 10:41 PM (eqHr7)
Is there some reason you can't just use poison?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (Rz2Nc)
OMG a party bus full of rons and ettes heading to Texas. Can you imagine???
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 27, 2019 10:37 PM (dUJdY)
"They're in the perimeter!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: FireHorse
What do the Germans have to do with Arizona?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)
I have a habit of saying "Thanks, dear," after they check my card. That also makes them smile. All of those kids are dear to me, for keeping watch on my country.
Greet folks as you would like to be greeted, no matter if they get butthurt over PC crapola. Most folks are NOT like that, and will appreciate being treated like human beings.
Of course, that might not fly in NYC, but up here it's fine.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (vVOK2)
Holy shit!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 10:39 PM (+y/Ru)
* * * *
Where?
-
See 131.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (+y/Ru)
In Southeast TX.
Posted by: no good deed at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (MmFTx)
* * * *
Thanks. Prayers up that no one was seriously injured or killed.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (qRRlU)
Hadrian I'm certainly glad to put up with you always look forward to your posts. Maybe it's our mutual interest in dogs are your good sense of humor.
2019 has been a crap year for us to. Me breaking my ankle and then my back troubles coming back, whilst my bride is secretin s*** 4 weeks with E coli and a UTI. I'm doing Thanksgiving on my own for the first time I think I can do it used to cook when I was in college and I have plenty of experience. But nowhere near as good as Julie.
But you can't eat much anyways so I don't think she'll notice how good anything is. Got to go get the dog in but be well and congrats on the new job.
Posted by: Farmer at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (3sCEb)
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Holy shit!
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Where?
Port Neches, TX. Near Beaumont.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (xHKWX)
Posted by: Quint
________
I'm a "Merry Christmas" guy from December 22 through the 28th or so. Until then, it's "Happy Holidays" -- I mean, there's Thanksgiving, Cyber Monday, Repeal of Prohibition Day and Hanukkah to consider.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (CQRB9)
few adult beverages in my life and recall having jello shots fewer
times than i have had root canals. I guess they are ok. I get the
novelty. But what I don't get is doing it again.
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 10:46 PM (n13/
I'd rather have Jell-O shots than a drink.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (dEvh1)
More like Wisconsin, but watch out for the sauerkraut.
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)
So am I and I'm sober
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
And thanks to the horde. I lost a job this year, and found another. I never said anything about it, because I tend to not post much, but I come here daily for a dose of sanity. You guys (and ettes) are the best. You never fail to brighten my spirits. I owe all of you so much.
But don't expect me to buy a round at the next NYC MoMeet.
Best regards to all,
Darles Chickens
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (F7Xdn)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Something got really glitchy.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
Something is wrong here. Lol.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
You let your other personalities out for an airing, right?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (7rVsF)
That was a first. And a second and a third and a fourth...
How'd you do that Ladyl?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: FireHorse
What do the Germans have to do with Arizona?
Posted by: rickb223
After bombing Pearl Harbor, they attacked Flagstaff.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (BXhmp)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 27, 2019 10:40 PM (tVQUs)
I saw Superfetch open for The Knack at Madison Square Garden in 1978
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 10:50 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
When all else fails, blame the blog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
That was a first. And a second and a third and a fourth...
How'd you do that Ladyl?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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'Ettes can repeat alot faster than us Morons. It's a gift.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: rickb223
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I don't know. I'm in upstate New York. I've lived here my whole life, yet I know that it's different in a not-so-good way.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (CQRB9)
sign means something else and shouldn't be displayed in polite company
or at work. People ruin everything, I swear.
I don't who told you that, but fork 'em.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (xkSJa)
Crock Pot was a bad dude.
Posted by: Joe Biteum
His cousin Crack Pot was nuts.
Now Jimmy "Crack" Corn, he was nuts!
Not that I care, really.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (n13/j)
I'm getting the strangest feeling of deja vu tonight.
I'm getting the strangest feeling of deja vu tonight.
I'm getting the strangest feeling of deja vu tonight.
Posted by: mindful webworker - clicky niccy quickly slickly at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (ECLlc)
....
I usually need at least ten minutes to recover.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (hqPPc)
Glad you are on your feet. Thanks for your support.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
The thing is you have to yank them off in a fluid motion so you can transition into a throw in one smooth motion and either heave them far enough away from your house so they do not come back or over the fence to your neighbor.
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: tcn in AK at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (vVOK2)
A lot of stuff might not fly in NYC, but it works just fine in the civilized parts of this country!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
What it is ain't exactly fair...
Posted by: Stephen Stills at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (qAR6u)
Hmmmm. Hadn't thought of that.
We are going to need some bathroom rules to be put into place.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)
Just lay in a supply of bleach and Febreeze.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gbone at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (eqHr7)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (LOq4H)
Y'all try to behave. Pray.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 10:49 PM (BXhmp)
Heh. I saw a show about German U-Boat POWs kept in Arizona.
The captain saw a map with a river on it so he and some other POWs built a raft and escaped. It took them a couple of days to make it to the river. It turns out the river was the Gila River which is bone dry for most of the year. The Captain's friends said screw it and hiked back to give themselves up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Keep your eyes open for hamsters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 27, 2019 10:54 PM (+y/Ru)
365 348 the comment disappeared and I kept tapping the blank screen.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
Keep your eyes open for hamsters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Okay!
Sorry about that, MisHum!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Wait, people do that by accident?
Posted by: Jimmy Two Times at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)
Always.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Hope all have a safe uneventful Thanksgiving..
And remember if you can't be with the ones you love then Love the ones you're with...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (aA3+G)
Q: What do you feed Pixy hampsters?
A: Anything they want!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2019 10:56 PM (wo3c/)
May the evening be restful for the body and soul. Safe travels for family. I'll add a wish for all; gaining the knowledge of what we have to be thankful for.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 27, 2019 10:56 PM (u82oZ)
hand sign means something else and shouldn't be displayed in polite
company or at work. People ruin everything, I swear.
Posted by: FireHorse
The G. D. Germans got nothing to do with it!
Posted by: Sheriff B.P. Justice at November 27, 2019 10:56 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2019 10:56 PM (wo3c/
Leave Water Cow alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (+ldAm)
That's really weird.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM 's Grandma at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
With glue traps and rodents the thing to do is put on a heavy set of work gloves then get a firm grip on their tail and yank them off.
Phrasing
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (aKsyK)
Might be a local dog, a hawk, an owl.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2019 10:56 PM (wo3c/
Leave Water Cow alone!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
How dare you?
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 27, 2019 10:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (+ldAm)
That's really weird.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM 's Grandma at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
I think you were supposed to say "that is really weird but ok, I am game if you are!"
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 10:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jimmy Two Times at November 27, 2019 10:58 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 27, 2019 10:58 PM (BiNEL)
Awww--go braid your hair, Greta.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Repeatedly.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:59 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:00 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2019 11:00 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 11:00 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 10:59 PM (KP5rU)
Please! Chavez!
Give the man his privacy.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:01 PM (TdMsT)
Favorite song? https://youtu.be/oxKCPjcvbys
Or is this it? https://youtu.be/MsP6EKAzEjI
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 27, 2019 11:01 PM (xkSJa)
Like that matters any more. A local theater company did Henry V over the summer. Henry was played by a black woman. Now if I did a play or movie about Rosa Parks with a white guy in the role all hell would break loose
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 27, 2019 09:45 PM (a4xU3)
Stunt casting. And it only goes one way. I remember having a discussion with a self-described "feminist" about an all-female version of 1776. She was certain I didn't like it because I'm a sexist pig. No, I told her, I don't like it because it's a silly stunt that overshadows the show. Instead of "are the colonies going to overcome their differences and support independence?" it's "that girl playing John Adams really is a screechy bitch."
Not that I was surprised. This particular woman wears the peg in the family, IYKWIM.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2019 11:01 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Panhandler at November 27, 2019 11:01 PM (S/rwf)
https://tinyurl.com/u69wplr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
That's kinda personal.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 11:00 PM (dEvh1)
* * * *
Forget it Jake, it's Wisconsin. (grin)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (qRRlU)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 27, 2019 10:55 PM (+ldAm)
That's really weird.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM 's Grandma at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
I think you were supposed to say "that is really weird but ok, I am game if you are!"
Posted by: not so
Any of you fuckers touch me, I'll kill you.
Any of you fuckers touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
Posted by: Francis at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (dEvh1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDy5j_9X_EQ
First time in a long time EA hasn't totally screwed up, it seems.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 27, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Cocaine, man.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 27, 2019 11:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Ladyl
I wouldn't mind concocting you a couple of drinks then, Ladyl, all that would be infinitely better than a Jell-O Shots, That bar is really low.
I pride myself on presenting cocktails that the ladies might find drinkable without being, um totally intoxicating upon the first glass.
Posted by: Boswell at November 27, 2019 11:04 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 10:59 PM (dEvh1)
But I just met them!
Posted by: kbdabear at November 27, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)
Things are looking up for Hunter Biden. Now there's a story out that
strippers used a dildo on him at Hustler's club in NYC last year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Ok people! I'm seeing sit-com of the year here!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 11:05 PM (LOq4H)
Might be a local dog, a hawk, an owl.
Posted by: attila the thrilla
Texas was looking into that for hogs until there was a huge pushback from everyone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 11:05 PM (dEvh1)
I wouldn't mind concocting you a couple of drinks then, Ladyl, all that would be infinitely better than a Jell-O Shots, That bar is really low.
I pride myself on presenting cocktails that the ladies might find drinkable without being, um totally intoxicating upon the first glass.
Posted by: Boswell at November 27, 2019 11:04 PM (32YRo)
How kind of you! I accept!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
https://tinyurl.com/u69wplr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (sWM8x)
That is literally laugh out loud funny.
And so it begins, the Biden political dynasty, the dynasty that Sloe Joe Biden built with lunch buckets and Amtrak begins to sail off into the sunset.
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:06 PM (HALdu)
I pride myself on presenting cocktails that the ladies might find drinkable without being, um totally intoxicating upon the first glass.
Posted by: Boswell at November 27, 2019 11:04 PM (32YRo)
How many glasses until they do find you intoxicating?
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:07 PM (HALdu)
One of traps empty but full of rat hair. A second with the little squeaker. One of the glue traps has gone missing from the attic, heh? Rat funeral procession?
Posted by: Gbone at November 27, 2019 11:07 PM (eqHr7)
Things are looking up for Hunter Biden. Now there's a story out that
strippers used a dildo on him at Hustler's club in NYC last year.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Ok people! I'm seeing sit-com of the year here!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
And tonight on The Bidens! Hunter can't sit down during Thanksgiving dinner! The family asks why and hilarity ensues!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 11:07 PM (BXhmp)
https://tinyurl.com/u69wplr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (sWM8x)
Move over, Florida Man.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2019 11:07 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Zod at November 27, 2019 11:08 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 27, 2019 11:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eromero at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (UUkQp)
Who's dad ever want to read that story?
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (HALdu)
The Sunset? That's another strip club, isn't it.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (BXhmp)
And yeah, been drinking, but my restraint may be my best Thanksgiving gift to you of all.
Yes, even more than those brownies. Or that pasta salad. Stop asking.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 11:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)
Happy Thanksgiving, BC!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:10 PM (TdMsT)
May you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving with many things for which to be thankful!
Kindest regards
Hrothgar
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 11:10 PM (BiNEL)
to a strip club and spending thousands while baked is the story that
your pr agent as trying to get them to go with and not the one where the
strippers did you with a rubber dong.
How dare you ask that, that's personal!
Posted by: Joey Biden at November 27, 2019 11:11 PM (r+sAi)
Tomorrow will be mom, Milady, me, daughter (but new beau will be out of town), in-town son, married son, daughter-in-law, toddling grandson, baby granddaughter, and cousin daughter's age. Weather may be a bit cool and rainy, but looks like warm, wet weather from the SW will push that cold blast away mostly.
Milady's family is gathering in mid-Illinois for tomorrow. Looks like it'll be a lot colder.
Safe travels to all travelers. Non-travelers: U R Smart.
This is me, phasing out.
♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - clicky niccy quickly slickly at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (ECLlc)
It never occurred to me that my sphincter needed a shot of Vitamin D without my consent.
Posted by: Fritz at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (wo3c/)
Might be a local dog, a hawk, an owl.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (w7KSn)
That's what some people say. The amount of poison to kill a little rodent isn't enough to kill something larger. That should protect dogs and cats. Hawks and Owls aren't mammals. Very different digestive tracts.
I don't let my dogs near the poison and only use when lack a cat.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (Rz2Nc)
https://tinyurl.com/u69wplr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
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I almost think he is just bragging now.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Eromero
That's what everyone said. From predators to scavengers on down to hunters. And fish if one was to die in a creek.
Scavengers including Bald Eagles.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (dEvh1)
I'm such a liar.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (sWM8x)
Kindest regards
Hrothgar
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 27, 2019 11:10 PM (BiNEL)
Good night, dear Hrothgar!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)/-i
You don't need to thank me for my support. I need to thank /b you/-b (plural you) for your support.
Posted by: Darles Chickens at November 27, 2019 11:13 PM (F7Xdn)
Looks like you're gonna need all these, and I've got the defrib charged up and on standby.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 27, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)
Yes. Just use the formula used for "The Osbournes" with Joey Plugs in the Ozzy role.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2019 11:15 PM (oQp6r)
Well that is a gut punch if true.
Well we are seeing first hand that all the IG's are are button men for the deep state.
One IG releases white wash reports another IG works with the Deep State to synthesize whistle blower complaints.
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:15 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 11:16 PM (LOq4H)
I have no confirmation of any kind, but it's going around social media. Take that for what it's worth.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2019 11:16 PM (oQp6r)
Phase I of the pie-baking is done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oGNNA)
Sounds like just the sort of fellow I'd want as a high-paid executive in my oil company!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 27, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Too right. Hunter Biden's anus lost all credibility when Elon Musk's assistant threw a rock at it and it shattered.
Posted by: Zod at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:18 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (oQp6r)
You have to distinguish between the U.S. and Europe, that is not unusual in Europe.
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (HALdu)
https://tinyurl.com/u69wplr
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:02 PM (sWM8x)
Lol, that's actually a requirement to be on the board on Ukranine natural gas company. My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:15 PM (mokGQ)
I said that from the start. Which is why I am neither surprised nor disappointed.
Two questions come to mind, however:
1. When Horowitz tells Trump, "yeah, sucks to be you," is Trump going to do anything or let himself be steamrolled?
2. When Horowitz tells America the same, are we going to put up with it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2019 11:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
I hear ya. And I don't believe in drink shaming. I can't stand the young people who scoff and old guys who drink Bud for example. I have had every porter gose shwarzbier that ever came down the pike. But these days I often go with a light beer. I don't have to prove a thing to newbies and neither does anyone else.
I am not a huge jello shot fan but to each his or her own. The key is having fun and being in good company. I don't get that as often as I would like. If you do, then who cares what anyone else thinks?
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: not so
Coked out of ones mind and a dildo up ones ass is not UNUSUAL in Europe?Get us out of NATO now!!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (LOq4H)
You talked to a Russian, so that gives us all the predication we need to spy on you.
This is fucking gestapo tactics.
This is bullshit.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: A Priest, A Rabbi and a Kangaroo at November 27, 2019 11:22 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)
youtube.com/watch?v=ZDy5j_9X_EQ
First time in a long time EA hasn't totally screwed up, it seems.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 27, 2019 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Sterling let's his inner commie out too much lately in his whiny bitchy Jimquisitions.
To be fair the game was in development before Respawn was fully purchased by EA.
And you know EA hates having to admit that the game is a success because it flies in the face of their "nobody wants to play single player games anymore" stupidity.
Whatculture's take is pretty good https://youtu.be/uCwSRYN53TI
Posted by: buzzion at November 27, 2019 11:24 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2019 11:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Sadly, yes. See the sidebar.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2019 11:24 PM (Ki5SV)
Looks like you're gonna need all these, and I've got the defrib charged up and on standby.
Thanks, Jim!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
Warning. Never volunteer to bring the pie until you know how many are expected. 30 to show up tomorrow.
Got off cheap. Peeling fifty pounds of spuds is worser.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 27, 2019 11:26 PM (e1mEI)
I have to settle for the plain rubber butt dildo and not the one with the vibrating cocaine dispenser.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 27, 2019 11:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2019 11:20 PM (Ed8Zd)
Unfortunately yes. Home page side bar has a link to the details.Also a touching note from his sister.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:26 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 27, 2019 11:26 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
Yes. But it got really weird for a moment!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:27 PM (TdMsT)
The captain saw a map with a river on it so he and some other POWs built a raft and escaped. It took them a couple of days to make it to the river. It turns out the river was the Gila River which is bone dry for most of the year. The Captain's friends said screw it and hiked back to give themselves up.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 27, 2019 10:53 PM (aS1PU)"
I grew up in the 60's in Phoenix, my dad was still in the National Guard at the time. The Army had given the barracks where the Germans were kept to he Arizona NG to use, the NG still has the land, it's just north of Papago Park. He would show me the barracks where the Germans were kept, I think they didn't get torn down til the mid 70's.
It was easy for them to escape - there was only a 6' barbed wire fence keeping them in and not many guards; where were they gonna go?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 27, 2019 11:27 PM (V2Yro)
What's can he do?
The IG says everything is jake, he ordered everything the GOP wanted released when the controlled the house to be released and his DOJ/FBI told him to go pound sand.
He issued an EO that Barr had the authority to de-classify and release everything, so far Barr has released bupkis, everything that has come out is from FOIA requests by Judicial watch or to get ahead of FOIA requests and spin narratives.
You have Barr/Durham doing whatever the fuck they are doing, who knows what the fuck they are doing, you hear reports its supposedly a criminal investigation, but who the fuck knows.
The bottom line is the clock has been run out, it appears the Deep State has won and Barr is proving to be another button man.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hunter Biden Youngman at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (sWM8x)
I am not a huge jello shot fan but to each his or her own. The key is having fun and being in good company. I don't get that as often as I would like. If you do, then who cares what anyone else thinks?
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:21 PM (n13/j)
I am not a sophisticated drinker!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by:
Oh no. Thank you
Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2019 11:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
Happy slightly-early Thanksgiving. I'll be doing my best to spread the gospel that Thanksgiving belongs in November, here in occupied Toronto.
Posted by: grognard at November 27, 2019 11:29 PM (SLJxf)
Posted by: Hunter Biden Youngman at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (sWM8x)
Due to FAA noise restrictions, mine can only fly in during daylight hours.
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 27, 2019 11:30 PM (XVuno)
Yes. The poisoned Kool-aid will be served at 9:37 a.m. next Wednesday, Eastern Standard Time, and not a moment sooner.
Posted by: Zod at November 27, 2019 11:30 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 27, 2019 11:31 PM (aA3+G)
Phase II of the pie-baking is done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium
________
You exaggerate. That only happens in places like Wisconsin.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (Vxm6j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Hunter Biden Youngman at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (sWM8x)
Due to FAA noise restrictions, mine can only fly in during daylight hours.
Posted by: Eric Swallwell at November 27, 2019 11:30 PM (XVuno)
No colonic booms.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2019 11:33 PM (1CjJc)
Hope you all have a lovely Thanksgiving.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 27, 2019 11:33 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (l9m7l)]
Last I heard she was doing fetish films with midgets and hairy armpits.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 27, 2019 11:34 PM (XVuno)
whatever happened to Audrey Tautou? She's really beautiful.
Was she the one who tripped in front of her Paris apartment building and was torn apart by a pack of rabid teacup poodles?
Or is that my overactive imagination again?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at November 27, 2019 11:34 PM (xkSJa)
Still trying to wrest some knowledge from Blender, myself.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:36 PM (l9m7l)
Address so this may be confirmed.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
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lol, I'll have to post pics.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2019 11:36 PM (oGNNA)
I'm trying to watch "Amelie" a wonderful, life-affirming French film.
whatever happened to Audrey Tautou? She's really beautiful.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (l9m7l)
It was as good movie. It was original and wasn't trying to make some political statement that I recall
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:36 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: LASue at November 27, 2019 11:29 PM (Ed8Zd)
No problem.
Box of tissues sent to your USB port.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:38 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 27, 2019 11:38 PM (2B9A/)
even though the DOJ and FBI not once interviewed or talked to Carter Page
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium
========
Not only that -- Carter Page fired off a letter to Comey demanding to talk to him. Cooperated over the years with the FBI. All they had to do was ask him.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 27, 2019 11:38 PM (oGNNA)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:28 PM (mokGQ)
It's funny because people actually believe that DoJ cannot press criminal charges while an IG if auditing if the correct forms were filled out correctly.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:39 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:39 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 27, 2019 11:32 PM (w7KSn)
But he would be impeached and convicted for obstruction of justice.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:40 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:41 PM (l9m7l)
Hope everyone's preparations for Thanksgiving dinner are going well. Ours are pretty much on track, except for my wild-card of a ne'er-do-well cousin. But what are ya gonna do, right?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 27, 2019 11:42 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:42 PM (n13/j)
Seems normal.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 27, 2019 11:38 PM (2B9A/)
Yes!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:43 PM (TdMsT)
We still have to use the stuff but only under the house. And the vents are blocked off. I do have an electronic trap, that will electrocute them. But I haven't gotten anyone to bait it and set it up in the house.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 27, 2019 11:43 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 27, 2019 11:44 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:44 PM (n13/j)
Yeah it appears that Carter Page knew that he was being used as a predicate generator, and that the FBI has been doing it for years.
Which is why he always seems a little off whenever you here him talk about all of this.
Bottom line is what we are witnessing is the end of the republic, once the Donks get power again they are going to put the pedal to the metal, because what or who is going to stop them?
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (1g7ch)
https://tinyurl.com/ucsttca
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (mokGQ)
Donks?
You misspelled UniParty.
And who is stopping them now.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:47 PM (1g7ch)
By way of a confession: I know a guy (see #133) who has a job and he tells me what one of his coworkers says at work, and I use a lot of that here. For example, INCOME INEQUALITY! Did you even know???
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 11:48 PM (Vxm6j)
https://tinyurl.com/ucsttca
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (sWM8x)
Let the first person who wasn't screwing a DC stripper while screwing his dead brother's wife be the first to cast stones!
Ouch, those things freaking hurt, let me get out of the way!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)
https://tinyurl.com/ucsttca
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 27, 2019 11:45 PM (sWM8x)
Sure, but you know how Joe Biden is going to spin this
"Come on man, it is not like it was his brother's dead wife."
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:51 PM (KP5rU)
Actually they haven't stopped, they are still running ops against the President.
They will running ops against him as long as he is the President and will probably have him arrested five minutes after he departs the White House.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 27, 2019 11:52 PM (mokGQ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 27, 2019 11:53 PM (/sgva)
"Come on man, it is not like it was his brother's dead wife."
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:51 PM (HALdu)
Cheating on his dead brother's wife with a stripper and getting pegged by strippers. Hire that man!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 27, 2019 11:53 PM (1CjJc)
By way of a confession: I know a guy (see #133) who has a job and he tells me what one of his coworkers says at work, and I use a lot of that here. For example, INCOME INEQUALITY! Did you even know???
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 11:48 PM (Vxm6j)
That's a great topic, Water Cow. Discrimination in the workplace is something else you should address!
But my favorite is income inequality due to GLOBAL WARMING!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 27, 2019 11:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 27, 2019 11:51 PM (KP5rU)
No different than a used kleenex.
Totally unremarkable.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:54 PM (1g7ch)
Ruh-roh. It appears that Hunter's baby mama, Lunden Alexis Roberts, was a
stripper at a club in DC frequented by Biden while he was involved with
his dead brother's wife.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis
Tonight! "When lap dances go bad..." A Quinn Martin Production
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 27, 2019 11:55 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:54 PM (HALdu)
Talk about you're doing it wrong!
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 27, 2019 11:55 PM (Rz2Nc)
You have Trump saying no and mocking the situation. But you have all the Dems and even some Repubs that are scared of getting run over by the stupidity. I don't see any of the Dems as leading. I bet all of them would moderate their supporters if they could, but they can't.
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:57 PM (n13/j)
Pareto was from Italy. That's where FASCISM came from!!!! Just sayin.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 11:57 PM (Vxm6j)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 27, 2019 11:57 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 27, 2019 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tfrooxv
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:00 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Pareto was from Italy. That's where FASCISM came from!!!! Just sayin.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 27, 2019 11:57 PM (Vxm6j)
I think you're on to something.
But it is important to tie EVERYTHING to global warming or climate change.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2019 12:02 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Quint at November 27, 2019 11:57 PM (n13/j)
The all think twitter and Facebook trends are real life, when most people don't use it for news.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
how did we allow "income inequality" to become a thing? Everyone's income should be equal no matter what they do or achieve? We used to call those people Communists.
SNL is a garbage show and I never watch it. But I watched a few clips from last week. The Demo debate skit was not bad, it didn't make many of them look that well.
There was another skit where Will Ferrell apologized that white people played native Americans in a skit. He apologized and said, "what is this, 2014?". To a leftist, he was making a serious comment. To a normal, he was saying how crazy we have become in so short a time. Is the SNL cast supposed to hire a bunch of Native Americans for one dumb skit?
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:03 AM (n13/j)
You are simply the best!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 28, 2019 12:03 AM (TdMsT)
It'll come to me.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 28, 2019 12:04 AM (COzlW)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=cC6ppvQGzkY
Posted by: Kindltot at November 28, 2019 12:05 AM (1glZx)
Have you been back to work yet? How did it go with the annoying boss?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)
God I hope you are right. And you are right. Many do not buy into this crap. But it is a numbers game in the end. There have to be more normals than nutters We have to win elections. We also have to win school board elections. That last one has become my personal battle. It is not just the president and senate, the local elections often mean more.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: cfo mom at November 27, 2019 10:04 PM (RfzVr)
Raises glass.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (/sgva)
It's significantly better at work. The boss has been leaving me along and barely mentioned what happened Thursday. Also my co-worker has been cooperative. She's even bought me a couple lattes from Starbucks this week.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WEATHER AND CLIMATE??!?
(Sorry about all the capital letters. That definitely exceeds the recommendations in the troll manual. Besides, it doesn't come through well over the Internet. In person, when you convey it with the right mixture of snark and contempt, this question brings an end to all discussions and many relationships. But you tally the conversation in the W column which is all that matters!)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 28, 2019 12:09 AM (Vxm6j)
It'll come to me.
Posted by: JuJuBee at November 28, 2019 12:04 AM (COzlW)
In the Biden house Thanksgiving Eve is when Joe Biden, with one eye taped shut, staggers into the kitchen to find his teeth.
He hears a noise on the far end of the kitchen so he grabs his shotgun and fires off a couple of rounds into the ceiling to scare off the intruders.
He knows he needs to finish this now because the only way you deal with intruders of violence or women is to keep punching and punching and punching and punching and punching.
When he rounds the corner with his smoking shotgun and his teeth in backwards he finds Hunter curled into a fetal position with his hands covering his ears, softly crying and Hunter's giant rubber ass dong in the bucket of gravy they were going to serve with dinner.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:11 AM (HALdu)
These guys don't think the world is about to end, they just want votes. They don't care if they scare millions of children and screw them up. Again, if you have proof, then show it.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:14 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 12:14 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
That's awesome! My wife is heading your way feb 21st, or at least to CA, it's a big state. I think San Jose.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:15 AM (L2ZTs)
and his teeth in backwards he finds Hunter curled into a fetal position
with his hands covering his ears, softly crying and Hunter's giant
rubber ass dong in the bucket of gravy they were going to serve with
dinner.
Posted by: not so
My goodness! It's like you had a camera there!
Posted by: J Biden at November 28, 2019 12:15 AM (LOq4H)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 28, 2019 12:16 AM (LOq4H)
would notice it.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:14 AM (n13/j)
In fairness it would be hard to miss because they would have 20 divisions of tow truck to tow them into combat.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:16 AM (HALdu)
We would, but we destroyed all the raw data. Oops.l
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:16 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Thing about lattes is you cannot see spit in them.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:17 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:18 AM (Rz2Nc)
My penis has a compass, and it's pointed right at you, bitches.
Posted by: Big Swingin' Moochelle at November 28, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)
leaving me along and barely mentioned what happened Thursday. Also my
co-worker has been cooperative. She's even bought me a couple lattes
from Starbucks this week.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
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it's a trap!
they're poisoning you....
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:18 AM (10k4Q)
Evasive, good to hear :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:19 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:16 AM (HALdu)
i think I get what you are saying. The Russians have always been overrated. I recall during the Iran Iraq war the Iraqis sent a bunch of armor towards Tehran. When the tanks ran out of gas, they just sat there. Logistics is important.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:19 AM (n13/j)
2) I've asked his sister to let me know when/where the memorial will be. She said it would most likely be in January...Rick's birth month. He wanted his ashes spread in the backyard of his boyhood home. I'm thinking because of his and his sister's re-enactment of the moon landing and walk in their backyard. (see sidebar letter if you missed it.)
Posted by: Tami at November 27, 2019 10:34 PM (cF8AT)
There has to be a Moron or 'Ette near PA that could adopt Rickl's cat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:19 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:20 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Big Swingin' Moochelle at November 28, 2019 12:18 AM (f1Vqw)
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let me get the magnifying glass out...
nope.
still not seeing anything.
are you sure that isn't just an ingrown public hair?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:20 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 28, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Quint
________
Wait, I know what to say, there're four or five -- OK --
1) You use terms like "socialist" and "communist" to scare people
2) Socialism isn't the same thing as communism
3) Real socialism has never been tried
4) We already have socialist programs like Social Security
5) Democratic socialism is different than what's already been tried
I know, 3 and 5 -- but those are the guidelines.
Posted by: WaterCow at November 28, 2019 12:20 AM (Vxm6j)
Posted by: Big Swingin' Moochelle at November 28, 2019 12:23 AM (f1Vqw)
That's awesome! My wife is heading your way feb 21st, or at least to CA, it's a big state. I think San Jose.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:14 AM (Rz2Nc)
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that's NorCal, bay area.
QDP is in Orange County, i'm in The Valley (Lost Angels), like totally, fer sure.
rhomboid is Insane Diego area...
programs are available for two shots of Val-U-Rite
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:24 AM (10k4Q)
I was supposed to make Yams. The wife bought sweet potatoes instead. Mother in law is gonna flip out. I'm thinking of adding orange food coloring.
Thoughts?
Posted by: portlandon at November 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Bvzc2)
Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2019 12:25 AM (nonGu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:25 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2019 12:26 AM (nonGu)
Fun for everyone.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:27 AM (HALdu)
Going to my brother's for Thanksgiving, about 90 minutes away. It's odd, we've had a somewhat strained relationship since he was being an ass one night and I knocked him out. Lol
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:28 AM (Rz2Nc)
Thoughts?
Posted by: portlandon
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I think your mother-in-law is from North Carolina or Louisiana but your wife is not. That's interesting, and discussing it over dinner should distract everyone from this debacle.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:28 AM (Vxm6j)
Hunter does Dallas:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7733367
Gordan Sondland's tallywacker has no compass either,
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7733077
He's got Uncle Harvey Weinstein tendencies.
Posted by: Big Swingin' Moochelle at November 28, 2019 12:29 AM (f1Vqw)
Might be a local dog, a hawk, an owl.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 27, 2019 10:57 PM (w7KSn)
If the poison is warfarin, that's not a huge concern. Rodents are apparently much more sensitive to it than are pets and predators. And you have the dilution factor to consider. The rat ate 50 milligrams of warfarin, metabolized some of it, and died. Fido eats the rat, and gets a much, much lower dose, expressed in term of grams per body weight, than Mr. Rat did. And Fido is less sensitive, to boot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:31 AM (/sgva)
Louisiana but your wife is not. That's interesting, and discussing it
over dinner should distract everyone from this debacle.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:28 AM (Vxm6j)
___________________________Good idea. The yellow of the "yams" will sure be a topic of conversation. Almost like the year I was assigned green been casserole, and used regular canned beans, instead of the fancy french cut beans. It's been 13 years, but she still reminds me.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Posted by: portlandon at November 28, 2019 12:31 AM (Bvzc2)
Thoughts?
Posted by: portlandon
Hunter Biden would wait for the argument to start then drop his big rubber dong on the floor and say "Hey, whose giant rubber dong is this?"
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:31 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:32 AM (n13/j)
Thoughts?"
Honestly I am from NC and have no clue to the difference, just make them and spread the word that they are hot and good. Put extra marshmallows on them and My kids will be happy.
Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2019 12:34 AM (nonGu)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:35 AM (n13/j)
Fun for everyone.
Posted by: not
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Sure it did, National Socialists. Run off a copy of Magda Goebbel's letter, written from the bunker, just before she killed their children.
Excerpt:
"Our glorious idea is ruined and with it everything beautiful and marvelous that I have known in my life. The world that comes after the Führer and national socialism is not any longer worth living in and therefore I took the children with me, for they are too good for the life that would follow, and a merciful God will understand me when I will give them salvation (death)."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 12:36 AM (D22Dj)
difference, just make them and spread the word that they are hot and
good. Put extra marshmallows on them and My kids will be happy.
Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2019 12:34 AM (nonGu)
my guess is this is a semi joke. I don't think there is a big difference here. If could be a North-South thing.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:36 AM (n13/j)
Thoughts?
Posted by: portlandon
Just say they are organic, heirloom or something.
Say they are Japanese from right outside a little town named Fukushima right on the ocean.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:37 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 12:38 AM (D22Dj)
concern. Rodents are apparently much more sensitive to it than are pets
and predators. And you have the dilution factor to consider. The rat ate
50 milligrams of warfarin, metabolized some of it, and died. Fido eats
the rat, and gets a much, much lower dose, expressed in term of grams
per body weight, than Mr. Rat did. And Fido is less sensitive, to boot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:31 AM (/sgva)
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not so.
we have been trying to eradicate rats with Coumadin (Warfarin) for many decades...
what we have done is bred for rats that are able to tolerate high doses of the anti-coagulant, which is used with humans BTW, without ill effects.
when a regular, healthy animal eats the carcass, they, more often than not, get an LD50 dose of the drug.
bottom line, do not use that shit: it harms everything in the food chain, and doesn't do shit for getting rid of the rats.
eliminate cover, food sources, and shoot the little bastards, but don't poison them,
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
were socialists. Then watch them explain that the Nazis did not mean
what their name says it means.
Fun for everyone.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:27 AM (HALdu)
that is because the Left is certifiable. The Nazi's were fascist, socialist scum bags who didn't give a crap about any individual. They hated others so much they killed them, but they never cared about any individual at all.
To compare conservatives in America, true liberty lovers to Nazis is a scummy blood libel. I oppose all statists and the Nazis were among the worst the world has seen. Throw in Stalinists, Maoists, and so many others. F them for comparing those who believe in individual rights and freedom. They are dummies and liars. Screw them and oppose them at every turn.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: not so at November 27, 2019 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Step One: First make a double of yourself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (/sgva)
Ah. So you're saying that ability to receive surprise anal is considered a core competency among European corporate executives, then.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (L2ZTs)
true
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:45 AM (HALdu)
It's what Popeye's sells with their Thanksgiving Turkey.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 12:45 AM (QzJWU)
Thoughts?
Posted by: portlandon at November 28, 2019 12:24 AM (Bvzc2)
Ok, saw this before I heade to bed. This is your mother in law's fault. She failed to teach her daughter, your wife, the difference between the two. Make her pay. Rub it in her face.
Jk, add a little orange juice, and brown sugar to sweeten it a bit.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 28, 2019 12:45 AM (Rz2Nc)
I'm kind of a hit n run poster and lurker here, but I feel a kinship with y'all so I hope you don't mind me souring the mood here and asking for your prayers.
Today my son, my best friend, killed himself. He was 20. He was bipolar, and couldn't see a light at the end of the tunnel.
We'll get through this, because we have no other choice.
For those so inclined, prayers for my family are much appreciated.
Don't know how much I'll be here, so I'll thank you now for your kind thoughts.
Hug your children, cherish your families this Thanksgiving, and always.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 28, 2019 12:46 AM (BaHwF)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
Yes
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:47 AM (HALdu)
Show up here as much as you want, we're here for you
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (qAR6u)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7733733/
Twiggy-slams-lip-filler-chipmunks-blasts-Botox-
blames-Kardashians.html
if you don't know who Twiggy is, get off my lawn.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: Quint
________
Could be. I still think it's a N.C./La. thing.
I used to work produce in a supermarket (N.Y.) and a lady with a Southern accent -- I don't know which part of the South -- asked me, "Are the sweet potatoes or yams?" I asked the produce manager, also from New York. She said "They're the same thing!"
(I think that by the way the customer said "yams" she was from the other state, whichever one that is.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:50 AM (qAR6u)
There is no way the Pilgrims ate brussel sprouts at Thanksgiving.
They work every day fighting off wolves, indians, trying to eke out a subsistence existence and they have their big celebration dinner and someone shows up with brussel sprouts.
No. Way.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:50 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ted Striker at November 28, 2019 12:51 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:51 AM (n13/j)
(I think that by the way the customer said "yams" she was from the other state, whichever one that is.)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (+OfZZ)
They are not the same.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:51 AM (HALdu)
We'll get through this, because we have no other choice.
For those so inclined, prayers for my family are much appreciated.
Don't know how much I'll be here, so I'll thank you now for your kind thoughts.
Hug your children, cherish your families this Thanksgiving, and always.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 28, 2019 12:46 AM (BaHwF)
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words fail me.
prayers up and we're here for you if you need us.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:52 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:50 AM (HALdu)
Probably Miles Standish's vegan lefty nephew.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:52 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:53 AM (+OfZZ)
Show up here as much as you want, we're here for you
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM (qAR6u)
yes, this is the last time to back away. People hear care. they have shown that. Again. my deepest sympathies.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 12:53 AM (n13/j)
Don't forget knocking up still a third woman.
And no doubt there were plenty of Ukrainian prostitutes as an extra perq of his executive position.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 12:53 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:52 AM (qAR6u)
Hunter Standish?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:54 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 28, 2019 12:55 AM (oQp6r)
I just don't have the right words. I grieve for and with you and your family.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 12:56 AM (D22Dj)
Posted by: not so
________
So, say March Madness comes down to LSU and Duke . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 12:56 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM
While I don't like their shift away from the Salvation Army (the only charity I now personally give to), on that year's form 990, they gave $2500 to SPLC, $150,000 to the Atlanta Salvation Army, and $9,972,479 to charities overall. There are a lot of $2500 and below donations. My guess is the $2500 was a match of employee contributions.
I gave to the SPLC in the 80's. I regret that stupidity. But a headline of "SHOCK: Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC" (the headline on pjmedia) is misleading. "Bankrolling"? Really?
And the fact that I am looking at an 2017 IRS Form 990 the night before Thanksgiving is actually rather depressing
Posted by: Chuck C at November 28, 2019 12:57 AM (r6GXX)
You're more than a lurker here, I recognize you as being very much present over the years.
Which makes my sense of grief for you all the more heartfelt and profound.
Having lost a 33 y/o Step Son just four years ago, (accident leading to heart attack), let me say this.
I cannot in my wildest imaginings, grasp here now, your loss.
But, I'll sit here next to you, and you can flat wear out my shoulder in tears, and blast out my eardrum with howls of pain.
For as long as you need.
Know what though?
I won't be the only one here who steps up for exactly the same duty, or more.
We're here for you. *I'm* here for you.
This then is the hour of your need.
The Horde will rally around you in prayer, in thought, and in ACTION.
Know tonight, that you are not alone.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:52 AM (qAR6u)
Hunter Standish?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 12:54 AM (HALdu)
That's the one. Lectured the other pilgrims on how their meet eating diets, cooking fires, and log cabins were contributing to climate change.
His partially eaten remains were found in the woods. Not sure if he was raped and eaten by bears or Indians.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Picric at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (nonGu)
The ex left her Rival avocado green crock pot behind when she left as she was never a cook. It was never used by us nor myself after she was gone. It was firmly glued into a kitchen storage space.
Fast forward 25 years. I'm on the phone with a friend and she it telling me about her crock pot pot roast that she and her husband enjoy. I waxed nostalgic about pot roast, how I love it, but had never made it. She told me how easy it was to make pot roast in a crock pot. I told her I didn't know if mine even worked as I had never used it and I would hate to clean the damn thing as, being an older model (an antique!), it did not have a removable inner liner and was not immersible at all. After badgering me for many months telling me to 'plug it in and test it', she finally ordered me one night to 'just do it'. 'Go get the crock pot out, put some water in it, plug it in and see it the water warms up'. So I did and, miracle of miracles, the crock pot worked. Then she told me about the slow cooker bags and how cleanup was a breeze. Now I was more than intrigued -- I was determined.
So she gave me her crock pot pot roast recipe. With slow cooker bags in hand as well as the recipe, I was now on a mission and bought a four pound bottom round roast. So I made the crock pot pot roast, following her recipe. It was delicious and I was hooked. I've made that recipe quite a few times and absolutely love it. Then I branched out and bought one of those corned beef roasts in a bag (Freirich brand). Oh my god! The crock pot worked great making that, too. Corned beef and cabbage, with the added bonus of reuben sandwiches for leftovers. I've also made corned beef hash with the leftovers.
I haven't tried any other recipes YET. But I am now a crock pot lover and committed to trying to make other favorite slow cooked food, like cassoulet, in the crock pot.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (Y8PSl)
For those so inclined, prayers for my family are much appreciated.
Don't know how much I'll be here, so I'll thank you now for your kind thoughts.
Hug your children, cherish your families this Thanksgiving, and always.
Posted by: Average Guy at November 28, 2019 12:46 AM (BaHwF)
Condolences, Average Guy. Sad news, indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM
The only reason I know who Twiggy is, is because of The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: Chuck C at November 28, 2019 01:00 AM (r6GXX)
I just read up on yams vs sweet potatoes. It's all a mess of confusion. The stuff that most grocery stores call "yams" are in fact sweet potatoes.
True yams are a very different species, and you can look that up if interested.
The confusion is due to producers who erroneously called the newer orange sweet potato varieties "yams" to distinguish between the older, paler flesh varieties.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 28, 2019 01:02 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM
You have the hots for the robot in Buck Rogers?
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 01:03 AM (HALdu)
His partially eaten remains were found in the woods. Not sure if he was raped and eaten by bears or Indians.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 12:59 AM (qAR6u)
The shared it was a double spit roast, sex, then dinner.
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 01:04 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ted Striker at November 28, 2019 12:51 AM (qAR6u)
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i 'member watching him play at Dodger Stadium back when i was young, had a future, and the Dodgers were an LA team, and not some asshole's cash cow.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:07 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 12:49 AM
Here are some shots of Helen Mirren around the time that Twiggy was the hot new thing
https://tinyurl.com/yx36w9v4
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 01:07 AM (qAR6u)
The only reason I know who Twiggy is, is because of The Blues Brothers.
Posted by: Chuck C
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So you missed the Ab Fab appearances?
I can't believe I wrote that...
You are getting sleepy, very sleepy...
Hammer never mentioned "Ab Fab"...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 01:10 AM (D22Dj)
Posted by: Average Guy
...........
God dammit.. I am so sorry for your loss, Average Guy.
I just cannot imagine what your family is going through.
My prayers are with you and your family.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2019 01:11 AM (438dO)
The ex left her Rival avocado green crock pot behind when she left as she was never a cook. . . .
Posted by: RickZ
________
I have a story about a mug. It was actually a ceramic single-serve teapot but the top part broke, so now it's a mug.
I took it to work. People would comment about it. "That's an awesome mug!" It, objectively, is.
Every now and again, someone asks me about the mug. I said it became mine in 2016. That was when my wife decided she didn't want me in her life any more. She packed up her stuff and left. I was devastated, but for whatever reason, I failed as a husband, as a companion, as a man, and as a person who took a scared vow to spend my life with that woman. And she didn't want me. My utter failure was hard to bear.
I packed up everything that my then-wife left behind and saw the mug. It hit me: Maybe, just maybe, she had ample solid reasons to not want me. But to not want this mug is clear evidence that her judgment was clearly off in 2016.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:11 AM (+OfZZ)
Global warming is a Hoax! ' Fight me'
Posted by: DBCooper at November 28, 2019 01:13 AM (X/NON)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:07 AM (10k4Q)
Borbon and Mota were never on the same team so Mota couldn't have pinch hit for him.
Both players loved the gag, especially Borbon
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 01:13 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:11 AM (+OfZZ)
Supporting your argument; it's more than likely she voted for Hitlery in 2016, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 01:14 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2019 01:15 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 01:03 AM (HALdu)
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and your Mom...
i like them older.
they don't swell, they don;'t tell and they're grateful as hell.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:16 AM (10k4Q)
It's a little cooking thing with a dial on the front, but that's not important right now.
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 01:18 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DBCooper
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I'm reminded of the storm scene with 'Lt. Dan' in Forrest Gump: https://tinyurl.com/jf4rfy2
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 01:19 AM (D22Dj)
Jim in Galveston, TX
________
Wicked-awesome guess -- but worse. She said -- and this is to the extent that anything she ever said ought to be believed -- that she voted for Gary Johnson. (Supports my argument even more, n'est-ce pas?)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:20 AM (+OfZZ)
Crock-pot/slow cooker is a great tool for lots of good easy cookin'.
About to make my wild rice/turkey frame soup in it [from a small turkey breast I semi-smoked yesterday], do the same with whole roaster chicken frames, make all kinds of bean soups, and pulled chicken/pork.
$18 at Target 8 years ago, something like that. Amazing now much good stuff I can make with it, and how easily.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 28, 2019 01:20 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 28, 2019 01:07 AM (qAR6u)
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yeah, i'd buy that for a dollar as well...
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:20 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:21 AM (+OfZZ)
I packed up everything that my then-wife left behind and saw the mug. It hit me: Maybe, just maybe, she had ample solid reasons to not want me. But to not want this mug is clear evidence that her judgment was clearly off in 2016.
Posted by: FireHorse
...........
this happened to a co-worker.. blindsided..
I would tend to advise you not to take it personally.. although how else could you take it??
It happens. Women (men, I guess as well) find they have been living a life that is foreign to them, and just punt.
Sorry for your situation, FireHorse.
I hope you can move on and find someone else to share you life with.
You always have the mug.. and the Moron Horde!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 28, 2019 01:22 AM (438dO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:22 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
________
Many, many thanks! I've moved on, though I haven't yet found anyone -- mainly due to not looking, yet.
The Moron Horde rules, by the way. Now to make that literally true . . .
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:25 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:20 AM (+OfZZ)
On the anniversary of her leaving you, now and 'evermore, you need to send her a bouquet of stinkweed, and a Thank You card.
She did you the best favor a foul wife can bestow. A lesser woman would have stayed with you and made the rest of your life a living hell and eternal misery.
The Brits celebrate "Boxing Day".
You celebrate "She Mugged Me Day", with all the attendant parties, parades, orgies and other celebrations.
"orgy", for certain values of being ambidexterous.
Yeah, it seems she broke your heart. I *get* that. But she'd have only broke it worse, a decade or two later.
And THAT is a fact.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:31 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 01:33 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 01:34 AM (D22Dj)
even though i thought the "your mom" joke would get a rise.
it's like i don't know you people anymore....
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:34 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 01:35 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 01:36 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 01:38 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 28, 2019 01:39 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 01:40 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 01:43 AM (HALdu)
The one trick my friend gave me for her crock pot recipe was to use 1 cup of water and 1 healthy tsp of Better Than Bouillon Beef flavor. Once the liquid is strained after cooking, it becomes the best damn au jus going. I make left over crock pot roast beef open faced sandwiches with the au jus as a topping. When I reheat the meat, I also add some frozen peas. What a delicious knife and fork sandwich.
As far a T-Day goes, I made the Italian meatballs Wednesday. Early this morning, I'll start the gravy (the sauce versus gravy wars have begun!), adding those lovely meatballs. So my T-Day dinner will be thin spaghetti and meatballs topped with lots of grated Parmigiano Reggiano cheese, with fresh string beans almondine and garlic bread. I bought a $40 bottle of Ruffino Riserva Ducale Oro Chianti Classico to go with that. I love a good spaghetti and meatballs, but I've never made it before. We'll see how good mine is (the recipe is from the same crock pot pot roast friend). But the wine should help paper over any shortcomings.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 01:44 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: not so at November 28, 2019 01:45 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: klaftern at November 28, 2019 01:45 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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My old cat, Belmont, would sit and wait patiently for his serving of cantaloupe after my breakfast.
Mike Hammer's Cat craves chicken. The aroma drives him nuts.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 01:48 AM (D22Dj)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 28, 2019 01:48 AM (D22Dj)
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 01:44 AM (Y8PSl)
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i would have bought 4 $10 bottles of Central Coast #Failifornia Zinfandel, but what do i know?
bone appetite!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:48 AM (10k4Q)
I suppose one does have to display a modicum of humility when one has a plastic prong in one's butt.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 01:50 AM (ykYG2)
I'm so very sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2019 01:51 AM (3sCEb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 28, 2019 01:52 AM (D22Dj)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:53 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 28, 2019 01:54 AM (+OfZZ)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 01:57 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 01:59 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 01:48 AM (10k4Q)
Never really cared for Zinfandel. For regular meals, I'm more of a Bordeaux fan. But chianti goes with Italian food quite well. At least it went well with my eggplant parm.
bone appetite!
Hope so. Thanks.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 01:59 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 28, 2019 01:59 AM (BaHwF)
Picture a 13 lb. black female 3/4 Persian kitty. The most expressively FEMALE cat, ever.
Gold lame' collar. Or rhinestone collar. Other collars, as to the requirements as to the nature of what company was in attendance.
She would welcome visitors at the door, and mingle with guests at a party.
But let us cook bacon in the morning? She'd go NUTS in beg-gasms. And you'd have to feed her her (very precise, she'd never eat less or more), 3/4 slice of just short of crispy bacon, bit by bit, until she was done.
Feminine cat. She did not walk. She "sashayed".
But still a badass cat.
There is a story as to when she cornered an intruding Boa Constrictor in the condo, and GOD knows how the damn thing got in there to begin with.
But it was a bloody mess, and she .. wasn't.
Fourteen years when we had to let her go.
She's buried in the pet section of a people cemetery in San Antonio.
Tell you this much. I look closely at people who've lost a pet. If they shrug if off easily, I'll begin to put my distance between me n' them.
Pets will always tell you true, even after they're gone.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 01:29 AM (QzJWU)
For her first birthday after leaving, I tried to have delivered to her job a dozen long stems (sans roses), extra thorns. I have no idea why that order could not be fulfilled.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 02:02 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 28, 2019 02:03 AM (ykYG2)
If you need to or wanna talk, my email is in my nic.
Shoot me a note, and I'll send you my digits.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:05 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 02:02 AM (Y8PSl)
Black Roses always make it through.
Same message, more finesse.
Ask your florist though, what is the "opposite" of Angel's Breath in the arrangement?
'Cause I don't know which floral would be "Devil's Farts", but it ought to be out there, and we guys ought to be able to buy it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: mjc at November 28, 2019 02:09 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:01 AM (QzJWU)
Every pet has a 'jackpot food'. For my little doggie I had when I was young, all human food was 'jackpot food'. I loved that she'd eat the food I hated and given to her surreptitiously under the dining room table.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 02:11 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 02:11 AM (n13/j)
So they went between the seat cushions.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2019 02:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mjc at November 28, 2019 02:09 AM (Pg+x7)
Guilty as charged. I'll cop a plea to that. (5'10", 210 lb.)
But if you know upon what shelf the "Noble Spirits" are stocked at my local Liquor Store, I'd greatly appreciate the direction!
*CHEERS!*
Drunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2019 02:13 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: mjc at November 28, 2019 02:14 AM (Pg+x7)
So they went between the seat cushions.
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2019 02:13 AM (RU4sa)
For me, it was lima beans. But Trixie ate 'em, bless her memory.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 02:14 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2019 02:14 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 02:15 AM (n13/j)
'Cause I don't know which floral would be "Devil's Farts", but it ought to be out there, and we guys ought to be able to buy it!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, tX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:08 AM (QzJWU)
Skunk Cabbage. But i doubt florists sell it, although it is a showy yellow flower, for sure:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/u9v62bt
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 02:15 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Farmer at November 28, 2019 02:16 AM (3sCEb)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 02:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 02:15 AM (n13/j)
My ex was never in the Army. Burning water was a specialty of hers.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 02:17 AM (Y8PSl)
SMH. All my love to you and ex-ex. Y'all rock. That's a fact.
PULL TOGETHER, Horde.
That is an action, and not a feeling, emotion or sentiment.
The most penurious amongst you can provide riches beyond measure, if you'll but GIVE your friendship to another.
Not to mention, Loyalty, Love, Devotion and Respect.
These are the things that make AOS a vastly different place than ANY other such on the 'net.
Yeah, and no "fight me" bullshit.
More like QED, and I'm off to the snoozer.
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:20 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: SMH at November 28, 2019 02:21 AM (RU4sa)
Be well, Horde.
And once more, sincere condolences going out to Average Guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 28, 2019 02:23 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 02:11 AM (n13/j)
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naw: he's a weirdo who does strange things to old rifles, and he talks funny too,
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 02:32 AM (10k4Q)
*CHEERS!*
Drunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 28, 2019 02:13 AM (QzJWU)
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it's the one with the Tito's on it....
#DUH.
silly Air Farce types.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 02:38 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: tits at November 28, 2019 02:48 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Summer of Love at November 28, 2019 02:52 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: Summer of Love at November 28, 2019 02:52 AM (FJrl0)
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noted. it's a beautiful day
back when i was young and had a future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUNgQ03D2qA
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 03:10 AM (10k4Q)
I am thankful for this blog: the news, the laughs, and the camaraderie. Great opening quotes tonight MisHum.
Average Guy, I am so sorry to hear of your loss. Prayers Up for you and your family. May God give you strength and protect your mind and heart.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2019 03:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2019 03:25 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at November 28, 2019 03:29 AM (IDhUW)
Average Guy, prayers for strength and peace of mind for you, and your family. I'm so sorry.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:31 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:32 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 03:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:37 AM (uJyNh)
and some of us wander off too long.
balance is everything, apparently.
personally, i blame Jim Sunk New Dawn...
because, why not?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 28, 2019 03:38 AM (10k4Q)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:39 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2019 03:39 AM (gFIcQ)
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 03:42 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2019 03:46 AM (gFIcQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:51 AM (uJyNh)
Raimondo, can you come back when you have some decent material? Trying to troll with 40 year old DNC talking points is pathetic.
Posted by: 40 miles north at November 28, 2019 03:54 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 03:55 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: 40 miles north at November 28, 2019 03:55 AM (o2vOl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:00 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:00 AM (uJyNh)
And it was said by an in-law.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 04:07 AM (Y8PSl)
Yeah. Altho, we've been like sisters since she was dating my brother. They've been married for 47 years.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:12 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 04:12 AM (arJlL)
Good morning!!!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 28, 2019 04:16 AM (qlYCd)
Posted by: JT at November 28, 2019 04:12 AM (arJlL)
Maybe they're just in another band.
Posted by: RickZ at November 28, 2019 04:20 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: raimondo at November 28, 2019 04:21 AM (gFIcQ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:36 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: NativeNH at November 28, 2019 04:38 AM (Mwp0R)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:44 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qroqgcj
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:45 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/runpfvv
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 28, 2019 04:45 AM (qlYCd)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:46 AM (mpXpK)
Aaaannnd Vic beat me to it.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 28, 2019 04:47 AM (qlYCd)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:47 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:52 AM (uJyNh)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 04:53 AM (mpXpK)
Up wayyy to early. Damn knees don't like to be in any position for too long.
Thanks for the news Vic.
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 04:56 AM (vd8XM)
There is a lot to be Thankful for. Gratitude is a good Attitude. And all of that.
Leaving you with this:
https://youtu.be/ZBklIr1cOuM
Have a Blessed Day, all!
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 28, 2019 04:57 AM (uJyNh)
Take out of the fridge at 7 AM. I guess I better set an alarm in case I doze off in the chair
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 04:57 AM (vd8XM)
Is CfA publically traded? How long till it turns into a loser?
No self-respecting SJW or conservative/Christian ought to step foot in the place, soooo: who's their customer base?
Posted by: Gooshy at November 28, 2019 04:59 AM (qlYCd)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:04 AM (ZCEU2)
His Bishop supports him.
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:06 AM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:07 AM (Jgzxr)
Winds are still gusting"
Yeah, had that yesterday. I think it's scheduled to hit Manhattan just in time for the parade.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 28, 2019 05:08 AM (qlYCd)
But wondering if this is getting blown up from ant hill to mountain.
Only been to CFA a couple of times for milk shakes only.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:08 AM (ZCEU2)
When traveling thru the south, I have stopped at them because I found they have the cleanest restrooms of the fast food chains.
The food is okay, but not, "I gotta get me some of that" good
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:09 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:16 AM (Jgzxr)
Started in the early AM and went all day. I swear that it came from every direction. The guy across the street, that was the only one on the block who didn't clean up his leaves, had most of them blow away in the morning.
By late afternoon, they were all back
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:17 AM (vd8XM)
So now I need to figure out how much breakfast I need to have.
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:19 AM (vd8XM)
The funny thing about Chick Fil A could be the actual problem. Most people went there because of the good service and clean facilities. The food is ok, but let's not get crazy about that. Some even on the right say criticizing CFA is sour grapes. I beg to differ. The food was good for fast food. But if you think it was great, well, enough said about that.
The concern I have is that lately companies that get woke do not go broke. Dicks Sporting goods is doing quite well if you look at their stock price. They should have been crushed for being gun grabbing statists. Target is blowing it out although there recent CEO is playing down the SJW crap and I think some of their crazy policies are state specific. SBUX continues to thrive although many flee from the crappy coffee and poor ambience.
I think conservatives should turn on CFA if only for a short time to tell them we don't like it. But they made this choice for a reason. Someone made a comparison sheet and decided woke is the way forward. I wish conservatives would turn on them in their main areas and they would rescind the anti Christian plans. But that is not likely. They are looking to Canada and the UK.
A few have said CFA got woke so they could do well in China but that doesn't make any sense. The Chinese are not woke as far as I can tell. They even have derogatory terms for lefty movies.
I want "Get Woke, Go Broke" to be real. But often it doesn't work that way. Conservatives do no organize and boycott. But the Left supports those who cater to their will.
Sure we can swear off CFA. But what about Dicks? I would never step into that place but they seem to be doing well with the wine moms. I wish I had an answer here. Gillette seemed to pay a price. But conservatives by nature do not organize and boycott. The left can turn a company with a few tweets from thought leaders like Alyssa Milano.
I wish I had an answer here. I wish we could show them that they are turning off the silent majority. Does it even exist these days? I still see people donating to the Salvation Army. People of all stripes do this. But it seems CFA is going to get off pulling the biggest switcheroo in ages.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 05:19 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:19 AM (Jgzxr)
I have totally boycotting Gillette, back to a single blade razor.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Next week will they start the post Christmas sales?
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:27 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at November 28, 2019 05:27 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:28 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Igotnothing at November 28, 2019 05:29 AM (xf2hT)
I have totally boycotting Gillette, back to a single blade razor.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)
I have recommended them before. But I stand by the Bic Flex four series. I can't vouch for their single blades, but their high end disposable razors last a long time. I have used a three pack over 6 months. YMMV, but that has been consistent with me. No way I am going back to Gillette. I did the wet shaving thing too for a while but am over it.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 05:31 AM (n13/j)
This to me is too funny in that Lieawatha is pandering to real Indians
to erase her fake Indian ancestry.
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhSWJdr9M7g
Posted by: hogmartin at November 27, 2019 09:40 PM (t+qrx)
Thank you, hogmartin.
Posted by: m at November 28, 2019 05:34 AM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:35 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 05:37 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:40 AM (Tnijr)
Sounds racists. They only let pre blacks in?
Posted by: freaked
Hmmm. I wonder what that would be.
Brown people?
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:41 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 05:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:44 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 05:44 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:40 AM (vd8XM)
I doubt any of these new football leagues will make it. This has been tried before when Americans loved football. Now you are lucky to find a fantasy football fan and a "futbol" fan. "I am not talking immigrants, but SJW's who think the only football is futbol.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 05:45 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Skip at November 28, 2019 05:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:51 AM (vd8XM)
When I was visiting my wife in the hospital in Charleston my daughter
went out and brought me back a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A there. I
didn't think it was all that great. The KYC here had a better chicken
sandwich.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 05:44 AM (mpXpK)
in many ways, the Popeye's version is better. in the end, they will all replicate it. It is a fried chicken breast with bread and a pickle. It is not rocket science. The issue with Popeye's is they are poorly run. They made a disaster out of this sandwich roll out. The restaurants i have visited were not that clean and not very efficient. The company that owns them is QSR. They own Popeye's, Burger King, and Tim Horton's. The stock might go up, who knows. But Popeye's is only a small percentage of their business. Tim Hortons is the largest part by far and they have had a lot of problems. I am not predicting the stock either way. But there is no Popeye's sandwich pure play that I know of.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 05:51 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 05:52 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:53 AM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:53 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:53 AM (Tnijr)
The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 05:54 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 05:54 AM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: freaked
In the summer, I'm going to get a small bird, spatchcock it and try it on the grill.
The only time I've had grilled bird is when my BIL has done it. He never cleans his grill, i think the coals went to smolder for a while, and the entire bird tasted like eating a charcoal briquet.
And that's the flavor I associate with it.
Posted by: Bruce at November 28, 2019 05:57 AM (vd8XM)
Sounds racists. They only let pre blacks in?
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 05:40 AM (Tnijr)
It's complicated.
Posted by: Shaun King at November 28, 2019 06:00 AM (9SgZy)
Posted by: freaked at November 28, 2019 06:00 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at November 28, 2019 06:01 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JAS at November 28, 2019 06:01 AM (Jgzxr)
Posted by: jsg at November 28, 2019 06:03 AM (9SgZy)
I always enjoyed the interaction with the staff.
The food was good.
And when the Left demanded their heads for their religious beliefs, we supported them with our patronage.
I don't expect them to go broke because our family takes our business elsewhere.
But just as they have the right to conduct business in the way that they see fit, I have a right to spend my money in the manner which I also see fit.
As we part ways, I wish them luck.
Thus enders the lesson for today.
All rise for the singing of Hymn #355.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 28, 2019 06:06 AM (cqNba)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 28, 2019 06:06 AM (7rVsF)
We don't have a Popeyes here but my old hometown had one and I tried it out once. It was pretty good. The best fried chicken here is at a place called Yogi Bear's. But it is always so crowed you can't even get in the parking lot. We used to have a Bojangles that was pretty good but they went out of business. We also have a Zaxby's that is pretty good but it is always crowded too and it is expensive.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
And that's damn right.
Posted by: jsg at November 28, 2019 06:15 AM (9SgZy)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 28, 2019 06:16 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 28, 2019 06:18 AM (d6Ksn)
603 Just saw the article at Breitbart on Chick-fil-A funding SPLC. I'll be curious to see if they see a drop in sales. Get woke go broke?
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 27, 2019 09:59 PM
While I don't like their shift away from the Salvation Army (the only charity I now personally give to), on that year's form 990, they gave $2500 to SPLC, $150,000 to the Atlanta Salvation Army, and $9,972,479 to charities overall. There are a lot of $2500 and below donations. My guess is the $2500 was a match of employee contributions.
I gave to the SPLC in the 80's. I regret that stupidity. But a headline of "SHOCK: Chick-fil-A Has Been Bankrolling the SPLC" (the headline on pjmedia) is misleading. "Bankrolling"? Really?
And the fact that I am looking at an 2017 IRS Form 990 the night before Thanksgiving is actually rather depressing
Posted by: Chuck C at November 28, 2019 12:57 AM (r6GXX)
Posted by: m at November 28, 2019 06:18 AM (Y3R0d)
We
don't have a Popeyes here but my old hometown had one and I tried it
out once. It was pretty good. The best fried chicken here is at a place
called Yogi Bear's. But it is always so crowed you can't even get in the
parking lot. We used to have a Bojangles that was pretty good but they
went out of business. We also have a Zaxby's that is pretty good but it
is always crowded too and it is expensive.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:06 AM (mpXpK)
very few places do actual fried chicken. Zaxby's is growing but do they actually do fried chicken? Chick Fil A cooks a breast, that is not fried chicken, that is a sandwich.
Popeye's is pretty good. I a not big on KFC as the chicken seems almost boiled to me. There are others like Church's, Bojangles, and the more regional Roy Rogers. But not a one even came close to the fried chicken i had at a bbq joint in NC. It should not be that hard if that is all you do. These bbq people did it as a side note and made a mockery of competitors.
BTW, If you want the name. It was Parker's in Wilson NC.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 06:21 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)
Wilson, NC is a long way from me.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:25 AM (mpXpK)
I was chatting with a Moron once and we spoke about the best fried chicken we ever had. He said it was at Parker's Wilson. My response was uhh, yah, ok, that is the place I was talking about too lol. That was odd. This is a far flung place.
i am not near it either.
Posted by: Quint at November 28, 2019 06:29 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
The best fried chicken I ever had is at a seafood restaurant over in
Lydia, SC on their Sunday Brunch menu. But you have to get there on
Sunday as soon as they open before the Churches let out. If you wait
until the churches let out the line to get in will run through the
parking lot and down the highway.
Posted by: Vic at November 28, 2019 06:34 AM (mpXpK)
i will keep that place in mind. If someone on their travels does go to Parker's in Wilson, they will find the whole area to be in a bit of a time warp It is old school to the max. No chance of ordering a craft beer. You order sweet tea or sweater tea. I like those old school regions. I hope they continue.
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