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Open Thread
Just a bit of blog business: I've really, really gotta take some time off, so back in the beginning of November, I decided I'd take off Thanksgiving week.
I'll be in and out to put up open threads, and maybe a link if it's important and easy. The cobloggers said they'll pitch in here and there, but expect blogging to be very light. Like I said, I'll make sure there's new open threads, but that's as much as I can guarantee. I'll be blogging tomorrow and everything. Just wanted to mention before I tune out for a week.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 07:58 PM (/I91/)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 21, 2019 08:00 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:00 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 21, 2019 08:00 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:00 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 08:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 21, 2019 08:01 PM (T8A10)
Posted by: rd at November 21, 2019 08:02 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:02 PM (dNzKv)
Stay outta the cube that has the
Damn sure don't want 'em to add any "Ewok Was Here" tags on the same cell!
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 08:03 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 21, 2019 08:03 PM (xPJvm)
By Camille Heimbrod
11/17/19 AT 5:22 AM
Posted by: Anon at November 21, 2019 08:03 PM (LzhRq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:03 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (818hy)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (QlNXW)
Drink, get laid, hunt hobos.
It'll do you good to get away from the madness for awhile.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (Tt761)
Already told my meatspace boss have a great one. She's off tomorrow and all next week.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (Oqufv)
Just do the odd 80's music suggestion now and then and watch the threads write themselves.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 08:05 PM (8/tIV)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:05 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: IrishEi at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (32YRo)
...in Indiana.
Posted by: Soothsayer
Mayor Where.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: little boomer at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (6fu25)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (dNzKv)
How perfect is it that the homo candidate has "butt" in his name?
It's like we're living in a Batman episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (QlNXW)
Er.
Well, I'm sure it was important, whatever it was.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 21, 2019 08:08 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 08:06 PM (32YRo)
Oh, shit.
Posted by: Pixy's hamsters at November 21, 2019 08:08 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Allears at November 21, 2019 08:08 PM (9+J4d)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:09 PM (Dc2NZ)
How perfect is it that the homo candidate has "butt" in his name?
It's like we're living in a Batman episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
Or a Dick Tracy comic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)
It's like we're living in a Batman episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM (QlNXW)
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English satire.
Goes with Petraeus' mistress, Broadwell.
The adulterous Strzok ("Stroke") turning a Page.
Poon-Hunter Biden. The list goes on.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)
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Epistemological query:
Which is worse, being a flunky, or being a toadie?
Thanks for the big laugh.
Posted by: Allears at November 21, 2019 08:10 PM (9+J4d)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 08:10 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at November 21, 2019 08:11 PM (PYdI2)
Wait...
wait...
wait...
and his first name is the phallic "peter."
peter....butt
and he's the homo
God is so farkin' with us.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:12 PM (QlNXW)
How perfect is it that the homo candidate has "butt" in his name?
It's like we're living in a Batman episode.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile
Or a Dick Tracy comic.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 08:10 PM (aKsyK)
--We're living in a Dickens novel.
All we need is for Master Bates to show up with his hands in his pockets.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:12 PM (818hy)
Posted by: Killerdogv at November 21, 2019 08:12 PM (LlI/0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 08:12 PM (HKwA0)
All expenses paid. Luxury accommodations in Detroit, Flint water brought in daily to go with fresh-killed muskrat (a local delicacy).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (pB6Gt)
I don't know what pete buttsex's middle name is, but if it starts with a "N" I'm gonna lose it..
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (QlNXW)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (pB6Gt)
Hunt Hobos.
Will Travel.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 08:14 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 21, 2019 08:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: logprof
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Rusty Bedsprings says "hello".
Posted by: Seymour Butts at November 21, 2019 08:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Ace, enjoy your time off! You've earned it.
And I shared earlier but I guess people missed it, I worked 14 hours over the time I was supposed to in my first pay period this month, so I'm taking today and tomorrow off.
Well... my boss called me FIVE TIMES today, wanting me to come in, because of course my only co-worker took a sick day. Good grief. I cannot make him understand that my hours and availability are limited.
I was advised by family to ignore my boss's calls, so that's what I did.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 08:14 PM (L2ZTs)
I don't know what pete buttsex's middle name is, but if it starts with a "N" I'm gonna lose it..
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (QlNXW)
Aroo?
Posted by: Toby the Beagle at November 21, 2019 08:14 PM (818hy)
Posted by: steve walsh at November 21, 2019 08:15 PM (ibtv7)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
And classified as a fish, for Lenten purposes.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
https://tinyurl.com/ueypxb5
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 08:15 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 21, 2019 08:15 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (xqB9Z)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:15 PM (t+qrx)
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What some consider penance, Ace considers pleasure.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (Z+IKu)
A: All Democrat congresscritters and all of the media experts tell me that all military personnel and all foreign and civil service personnel are brave, dedicated, professional, and non-partisan persons who cannot tell a lie and always speak-up when they encounter wrong-doing.
B. Of the dozen or so military and foreign and civil service personnel who listened to the Trump-Zelensky call, it seems that only one (Vindman) has complained that there was wrong-doing by Trump.
Given A above, I cannot figure out why all of the dedicated, professional, brave, and non-partisan call-listeners haven't come forward and complained about wrong-doing by Trump. A paradox.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (8erNz)
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Whoa, Nellie, was it!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (QlNXW)
Posted by: Builder Berg at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (+Yu7u)
Posted by: qdpsteve
"So this is where you've been hiding? I called and called - coffee breaks over - get off the couch. I need you back at work!" - qdpsteve's oppressive and incapable of doing anything himself Boss.
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (818hy)
Posted by: Obummer at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (Y4EXg)
That'll be his international nickname as the USA becomes the world's laughingstock -- President Fellatio.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (QlNXW)
All expenses paid. Luxury accommodations in Detroit, Flint water brought in daily to go with fresh-killed muskrat (a local delicacy).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:13 PM (cfSRQ)
You do realize that you are talking to an Ewok, right?
You may actually have to deliver that shit if Ace takes you up on the offer.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (QlNXW)
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I'm sure that will really boost our prestige in the Middle East, with China and Russia.
No mockery at all. None.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Should make the next Saudi state visit memorable.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Beltway Elite at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (b6kHD)
Posted by: Brown Line at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM (S6ArX)
Nike is about to unveil its new Colin Kaepernick branded shoe just in time for Christmas, according to reports.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM (axyOa)
I've been hanging around this site for many years. I read it every morning at work.
Y'all do a fantastic job.
Shut the whole thing down for a week.
Posted by: Portnoy at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM (NZbhV)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Soothsayer
Should make the next Saudi state visit memorable.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FTlwv)
Well yeah but if he visited SA, they would behead him
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (Xvy/m)
You may actually have to deliver that shit if Ace takes you up on the offer.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:18 PM (YE6fT)
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You underestimate the determination of the Moron Michiganders.
We've got all these things in stock right now. If Ace hopped on the next plane, I'd pull some muskrat fillets out of the freezer and get started the Val-u-Rite marinade.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Santa Drinks His Ovaltine at November 21, 2019 08:21 PM (Tx69h)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
VP Abrams at your service!
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 08:21 PM (32YRo)
*NOW CAN WE DEFUND PBS???*
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 08:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM (85Gof)
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Specifically designed to be worn on the sidelines.
Each pair comes with a bench to sit on.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 21, 2019 08:22 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:22 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (FhXTo)
We are mostly addicts around here. A week without you and we will have the shakes.
Peace
Posted by: sassy at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (tUGnI)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 08:16 PM (8erNz)
I read this too fast as "Russiagate was Strzoked along with two Otters."
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (NiXyF)
Just looked as who's mort.
Wataru Misaka, 95. 5'7" American-born Japanese basketball player. He played for the New York Knicks in 1947.
Kinda goes against bullshit The Narrative, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (QlNXW)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:24 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at November 21, 2019 08:25 PM (AJ/mV)
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Just looked as who's mort.
Wataru Misaka, 95. 5'7" American-born Japanese basketball player. He played for the New York Knicks in 1947.
Kinda goes against bullshit The Narrative, no?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:23 PM (QlNXW)
He learned to ball in the camps.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 08:25 PM (/I91/)
I appreciated the shout-out to naval cryptanalyst Rochefort.
Also good: Director John Ford screaming to keep rolling even as Midway is under attack. Get that shot, kid! *makes screen rectangle with hands*
Minuses: At times heavily CGI'd (by necessity, I will allow). And I wasn't too fond of the snaggle-toothed pretty boy actor who portrayed Dick Best.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:25 PM (Dc2NZ)
Good. Get the hell outta here, ace, and interact with the real world for a while.
I worry about ace burning out. There is a lot of nonsense still needing to be uncovered, but it can wait a while until ace gets his batteries recharged.
ace on a bad day is more productive than most people on a good day. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:26 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Eric Fartswell at November 21, 2019 08:20 PM (Xvy/m)
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In the early 90s Michigan State had a punter named Josh Butland.
Rumor was it he could bench in excess of 450 pounds. Hell of a leg, too. People said he should have been the MVP in 1991 because we were terrible.
I remember our game at Indiana. Lost 31-0. Late in the game Butland did a punt, Hooser recovered it, got past the coverage and then it was just the kicker left. Butland hit the guy with such viciousness he drew a flag.
Unnecessary roughness - on the freaking kicker. Some guys live up to their names. Other guys dare you to make fun of them.
Dick Butkus smiles.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 08:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:26 PM (KP5rU)
Good. Get the hell outta here, ace, and interact with the real world for a while.
I worry about ace burning out. There is a lot of nonsense still needing to be uncovered, but it can wait a while until ace gets his batteries recharged.
ace on a bad day is more productive than most people on a good day. Let's keep it that way!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 08:25 PM (sy5kK)
Perfectly stated.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:27 PM (TdMsT)
Jeebus, can you imagine the beast with two Ohr backs? You're welcome. Time for Yoko...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:27 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:27 PM (818hy)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 21, 2019 08:27 PM (u/nim)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:28 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (818hy)
"We're gonna take 1/2 a grapefruit like Jimmy Cagney and shove it in domestic violence's face!"
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Q3fP7)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:26 PM (Krbxr)
Let's hunt hobos now
Everybody's learning how
Come on a safari with Ace
Early in the morning we'll be starting out
Some Ettes will be coming along
We're sportin' all our AR's
With the things that go up
And headin' out singin' our song
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:30 PM (NiXyF)
1197194673166704641
Imma gonna just leave this here.
Remove the line break.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:30 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 08:30 PM (vd8XM)
COME BACK IN ONE WEEK
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:28 PM (Krbxr)
that one looks a little close to home, eh garrett?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 08:30 PM (sy5kK)
She's cute.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Krbxr)
She looks . . . smooth.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:31 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:31 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: Max Power at November 21, 2019 08:32 PM (q177U)
Soup Nazi ref.
I can't Ban myself.
Ace on the other hand...
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:32 PM (Krbxr)
Remember: the Comey FBI tried to force me to wear a wire against their own asset, Joseph Mifsud. You can understand why a massive conspiracy case is being built and why Durham's probe is now a criminal one.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:32 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:32 PM (Krbxr)
Is that a money-back guarantee, Ace?
Posted by: doofus at November 21, 2019 08:33 PM (gR9D3)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 21, 2019 08:33 PM (G+oV4)
democrat media: will hurd is the one good republican who sees impeachable
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (FEQY4)
Wish I were there, I would serve up slowly smoked hobo on a stick.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (UUkQp)
I'm missing the football thread, but guess what story the MFM is running with? DAMNING new brawl allegations!!! Racial slurs caused Garrett to rip his helmet off. Run with the lie MFM. Always run with the lie.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ttyMC)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 08:35 PM (QDnY+)
Kamala Harris has the 4th largest vagina in California. So we've got a trend going here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:36 PM (oQp6r)
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Is there a cook-off?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 21, 2019 08:37 PM (heM+W)
https://campbellssmokeshop.com/
https://stoatnet.org/campbells.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:37 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Q3fP7)
--When Kissinger asked how he could get Europe on the phone?
123 Ooooh, Alana Goodman.
She's cute.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:29 PM (Krbxr)
--Yes, a raven-haired beauty, she is.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:38 PM (818hy)
Those characters have been bringing in millions per year for decades.
Have a great break, Ace!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:38 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:38 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 08:19 PM
Designed to be worn on the knees?
Posted by: Hands knows how to spell EDKH at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (uDh3k)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (oQp6r)
Ace takes a week off.
I am sure there is no connection.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (Krbxr)
Have you prepared your barn for his arrival?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (/I91/)
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That's what I thought. It was made for general audiences but a history buff would get a lot more out of it, like the dud torpedo scene.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
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Is there a cook-off?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:36 PM (Dc2NZ)
I'm almost afraid to ask--but what is the rattlesnake roundup?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)
And I don't buy the BS about getting carried away with the macho shit as justification. Using a bludgeon totally crosses the line.
That said, anyone for a nice game of Rollerball?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:40 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2019 08:40 PM (a4EWo)
Ace takes a week off.
I am sure there is no connection.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (Krbxr)
One November spawned a monster.
Posted by: Morrissey at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (818hy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
*runs for dish towel*
damnit chavez
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (8/tIV)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Golf Course Worker at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (Krbxr)
democrat media: will hurd is the one good republican who sees impeachable
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 21, 2019 08:34 PM (FEQY4)
This is why Trump has been smart to claim the call is "perfect." Many R congressmen, senators, and pundits have said he should admit what he said was improper, but not impeachable. But as soon as Trump goes there, the usual suspects will unceasingly claim Trump admits wrongdoing! Impeach!!!
It seems a lot of the "admit it was improper" people have changed and are now supporting Trump's position. Good.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (AMIL/)
It's not even a real country.
It's like having an ambassador to the National Association of Used Mobile Home Dealers or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (oQp6r)
p.s. C'mon morons hit the tip jar, it'll be like a surprise...
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 08:42 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:42 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:42 PM (818hy)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 21, 2019 08:07 PM
I wonder if sucking on turkey bones counts as breaking the fast.
Posted by: Hands at November 21, 2019 08:42 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:40 PM (TdMsT)
Oh, gosh, what isn't the Rattlesnake Roundup. I mean... what can I say about it? Really. Just everything you'd ever imagined it would be. And more, if that's even possible.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
> and he's the homo
Don't forget that the last part of his last name is reminiscent of "jizz".
Peter BootyJizz could totally be the name of a gay porn star.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (d1uFV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (fkOoL)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (YE6fT)
Please don't die.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (d1uFV)
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Dude. You went there,
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (3Z6pZ)
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The kids will LOVE the petting zoo and the snake pit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2019 08:44 PM (UUkQp)
Congratulations! What did you name it?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (t+qrx)
I estimate 50% of the comments we drop here would result in an immediate banhammer anywhere else.
Isn't it refreshing to find a place where everyone else is as intelligent, irreverent and twisted as yourself?
Posted by: Obummer at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Xvy/m)
It's like having an ambassador to the National Association of Used Mobile Home Dealers or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:41 PM (oQp6r) "
Government, academia, and increasingly the upper levels of business are just an enormous welfare program for the kollidj edumacated.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
Good lineup.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (fkOoL)
Go out in early spring, hopefully a cool day, and catch as many rattlesnakes as possible.
The survivors win!
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (YE6fT)
176 Oh, gosh, what isn't the Rattlesnake Roundup. I mean... what can I say about it? Really. Just everything you'd ever imagined it would be. And more, if that's even possible.
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The kids will LOVE the petting zoo and the snake pit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Yikes!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (TdMsT)
Congrats. With the sole exception of defending them, there is nothing more manly than providing fresh meat for your family.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Wow. And I thought the Grand Canyon was impressive!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 08:47 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
Oh you!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (TdMsT)
I hear sucking on bones on turkey day is a Buttplug "family" tradition.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Xvy/m)
That's no bone.
Trust me.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (Xvy/m)
Kamala Harris has the 4th largest vagina in California. So we've got a trend going here.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Wow. And I thought the Grand Canyon was impressive!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:47 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:46 PM (KP5rU)
And this again starts the never ending argument.
Which came first, the rattlesnake or the chicken?
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Wow. And I thought the Grand Canyon was impressive!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:47 PM (Y4EXg)
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Don't get too close to the guard rails.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (818hy)
OMG, Trace Gallagher just called Trevor Simien Trevor Semen.
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (818hy)
Was he shining a black light?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 08:49 PM (ufFY8)
I mean, realistically I know that any person on TV is wearing heavy makeup, but with most of them it's a bit more... subtle.
She looks like she's made out of vinyl.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:49 PM (oQp6r)
President is chief law enforcement officer, and has near plenary foreign policy powers, we have an MLAT with Ukraine, there is massive evidence of various kinds of corruption and potential criminal behavior involving a former VP and possibly other officials in/dealing with Ukraine. Done. Absolutely appropriate and completely legal and constitutional.
Political candidates [or even office-holders, except for the president] have no immunity of any kind from investigation when high-quality evidence of wrongdoing is abundant. [um, but you might want to make sure it's actual evidence, and not, um, invented by political actors, the CIA, or the FBI - not that I can think of any time THAT has happened .....]
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Eromero at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (UUkQp)
Congrats. With the sole exception of defending them, there is nothing more manly than providing fresh meat for your family.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Meat is usually what gets you a family.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (fkOoL)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:51 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein who didn't kill himself at November 21, 2019 08:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 21, 2019 08:51 PM (8AONa)
Swallowswell cut the world's loudest fart. He should be on the phone to the Guinness people so they can enter that in their World Book of Records.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:52 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 08:52 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:52 PM (Oqufv)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 08:52 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 08:49 PM (ufFY
God, I hope it's urine.
Posted by: Michael Scott at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (818hy)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 08:48 PM (3Z6pZ)
If Kamala Harris appeared in a Star Wars movie there would be no guard rails.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (aS1PU)
https://tinyurl.com/vg94c2c
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Feels like we're getting close to OUR TURN NOW time.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (NiXyF)
"US forces did not withdraw from all of their positions in Syria last month. They maintained their control over al-Tanf airbase which controls the Syrian border with Jordan and Iraq."
"More importantly, from Russias perspective, the US has not relinquished its military presence adjacent to Syrias oil facilities in the Deir Azzour province on the eastern side of the Euphrates River. Indeed, according to media reports, the US is reinforcing its troop strength in Deir Azzour to ensure continued US-Kurdish control over Syrias oil fields."
"The continued US-Kurdish control over Syrias oil fields and installations requires Putin to continue directly funding his war in Syria. So long as this remains the case, given Russian financial constraints, Putin is likely to go to great lengths to restrain his Iranian, Syrian and Hezbollah partners and their aggressive designs against Israel in order to prevent a costly war."
(From Caroline Glicks website. I messed up and lost the link).
President Trump understands that war costs money. Stop the money flow and you stop the war.
Posted by: rd at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (Oqufv)
Even the most clueless dumbass
Knew Epstein didn't kill himself
He knew many Clinton secrets
and that's dangerous for your health
Then when the g-men found him
his cold corpse on the jail-room floor
They all start grinning together
Cover-ups are what they were for!
Nothing to see! (Nothing to see!)
Nothing to see! (Nothing to see!)
Scoff dismissively at all talk of a conspiracy!
The perp just killed himself, they say
That shit happens ev-er-y-day
So move along now
Nothing is wrong, son
Nothing to see!
Posted by: Lurking Moron at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (3WLXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
{{{Jewells!}}}
Why did you get them drunk?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
We took the signs apart one night and changed it to 'Pet the Rattlesnakes'
Posted by: DBCooper at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (fkOoL)
Posted by: Hands at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
I was not informed there would be a MoMe
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Barry White at November 21, 2019 08:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 21, 2019 08:55 PM (2N7oZ)
Trace... semen....
A "trace of semen"?
I had that on my piss test when I got a physical a few years back.
The cute little Chinese med student who was discussing my test results with me was embarrassed as hell by it. Finally she mumbled "this is normal" while blushing furiously. She's going to have to get used to such things if she's gonna be a doc.
I thought about saying "Oh, I cranked one out this morning before coming down to the clinic", but I didn't figure that would actually help any.
What I really wanted to say was "How would you like to see more than a trace amount?", but, again, Not. Helpful.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 08:55 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
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Make it a thrupple!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
Send your location address, stat.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (YE6fT)
And hit the damn tip jar peeps, like I intend to do after I finish reporting the tragic canoe accident to the local authorities!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45
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Don't just sit there, catch up!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: torabora at November 21, 2019 08:57 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:57 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: bourbon at November 21, 2019 08:57 PM (WX+x0)
i've done that. i had to operate at 78 speed though. i saw god.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 08:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Hands at November 21, 2019 08:57 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
Ok, Jewells keep calm and we can get through this:
Think of the greasiest, smarmiest bastard from the 70's. The gold medallion, hang glider collar. The works. Take that essence into your soul.
Now put on a smirk, look between the two ladies and say, 'So what are we doing tonight, ladies?' then slick back your eyebrows with the forefinger and thumb of one hand.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (2B9A/)
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"I shall find sanctuary from their vulgarity in the marble halls of the HQ."
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (dUJdY)
It's obvious. Get shitfaced yourself and embarrass the hell out of your daughter.
For the children.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM (fkOoL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:56 PM (dUJdY)
Ok. Forget the address. Just send stupid shit updates.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 09:00 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: bluebell at November 21, 2019 09:00 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2019 09:00 PM (oY5lM)
omg.. I'm sitting here with two drunk women. Help me.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
Might I suggest a lingerie pillow fight?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (ufFY8)
This time, it's personal.
Posted by: motionview at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (pYQR/)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
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We got your back, Jewlels45. I hear the best way to proceed here is to disavow your masculinity and then start talking about how much you loved Charlie's Angels 2.0.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (DRgs8)
First, I need to straighten out an overdraft, but that is easy.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (oY5lM)
https://tinyurl.com/vg94c2c
That was a thing of beauty. Ol' Peety looks just a little bit taken aback. Just a teeny-tiny bit. Not much at all. Barely noticeable.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:59 PM
I'll take "Things Jeffrey Epstein Didn't Say In Prison" for a thousand, Alex.
Posted by: Hands at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
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My condolences.
Posted by: SMH at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (oY5lM)
The most exciting Babylon 5 story line ever!*
*It is sad I can still remember the white hot hatred for that storyline, all these years later.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 09:03 PM (2B9A/)
Vision Quest
He's got a handful of Peyote Buttons and a Greyhound Bus Ticket to Whte Sands New Mexico.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:03 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:03 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
Buy them a couple more rounds.
Slip the the bartender a $20 and have him/her spike them with Everclear.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:03 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:02 PM (dUJdY)
So, you're saying they're hot?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (2B9A/)
*It is sad I can still remember the white hot hatred for that storyline, all these years later.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 09:03 PM (2B9A/)
I see Ace as more of a G'Kar than as a Franklin though.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (NiXyF)
His intended destination: the Grand Canyon
Where he actually wound up: Kamala Harris's vag.
He didn't realize it until the peyote wore off, though he had been curious about the smell.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 08:53 PM (dUJdY)
Ask them their opinions on surprise anal. Report back to us.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (Rw8Ov)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:58 PM (Dc2NZ)
Now I'm picturing this place as the acropolis.
Actually I'm picturing a MoMe toga party.
*ponders*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Miklos, suddenly awake and attentive at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
they are in my house! Apparently beer is flowing and I'm not sure where the wine came from.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 08:08 PM (aKsyK)
Because its Carml. Amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 21, 2019 09:05 PM (oY5lM)
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:04 PM (NiXyF)
ace is Londo. JJ is more of a G'Kar. Yin/Yang. Morning/Night.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 09:05 PM (2B9A/)
*ponders*
Posted by: hogmartin
*note to self-leave guitar at home*
Posted by: Miklos, the ever stoneless cherry at November 21, 2019 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
>>Feels like we're getting close to OUR TURN NOW time.
It is our time now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FN7r0Rr1Qyc
Posted by: rd at November 21, 2019 09:06 PM (+0uDE)
Actually I'm picturing a MoMe toga party.
*ponders*
Posted by: hogmartin
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Who will be smashing the guitar into the wall?
Beserker?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Screenshot my daughter just showed me.
Him: Let's try anal
Her: Fuck that shit
Him: That's the spirit!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
Him: Let's try anal
Her: Fuck that shit
Him: That's the spirit!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
*nods sagely*
I like this guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Miklos, custom styrofoam a specialty at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Vendette, maybe. Someone you wouldn't expect.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
I wonder if Ol' Peety knows anybody who's been passing leaks from the coupers? Or if he's passed a couple hissownself?
He seemed rather concerned.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 09:08 PM (HaL55)
This beggars belief that we've somehow spawned mutinous senior officers in key areas of the military service. I can think of no other charge that would be to the everlasting shame of any officer who served this nation as to be rightfully accused of being mutinous to the CIC. We have men in fighting positions and in technically combat arenas - this is a horror and such senior officers need to be removed from their command immediately.
If Trump must raise a non-comm to the rank of adm in charge of CincLant or CincPac - I could give a rats ass less - the senior officer corps has apparently rotted from years of Obama executive rule - it needs to be trimmed right down to the stump if necessary.
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:05 PM (dUJdY)
Got any whisky in the house? Introduce them to boilermakers.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (NiXyF)
Him: Let's try anal
Her: Fuck that shit
Him: That's the spirit!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
Still laughing.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (YE6fT)
He seemed rather concerned.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
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He did have that "Oh Jeeze, I am so f**ked" look.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Draki at November 21, 2019 09:09 PM (Fvogs)
Posted by: Miklos, custom styrofoam a specialty at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
We ARE surprise anal!
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:10 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Tonypete
Just don't be puttin' out yo Kools on Ace's polished marble floors
Posted by: Miklos, adhering to protocol at November 21, 2019 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
It is our time now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:01 PM (ZLI7S)
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|it will be our time in about #twoweeks
moose out front shoulda told ya.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 09:11 PM (zXMfF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 09:08 PM (u82oZ)
Alibis "R" Us:
Instant response and offices in all 57 states
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:11 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: bourbon at November 21, 2019 09:11 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 09:11 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 08:50 PM (QDnY+)
I disagree. He shouldn't have asked for a favor of investigating a credible (at this time) 2020 opponent from a foreign head-of-state. A POTUS needs to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. Based on what I've heard to-date, I believe someone who was on the call warned Trump about the can of worms he'd opened, and that's why Trump never followed-up on his favor request and told Sondland he wanted nothing from Zelensky.
In a perfect world, Trump could explain as above (assuming I'm correct) and claim no harm, no foul, I was frustrated that people demand I be impeached for improperly benefiting from a few hotel room fees, while Biden's know-nothing kid gets millions from foreigners but no criticism. And that would be the end of it. But we are far from that perfect world.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)
Vendette, maybe. Someone you wouldn't expect.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:08 PM (t+qrx)
Last time I did something like that I smashed my twin sister back-first into the mirror that was attached to a door in our parents' bedroom. There went the mirror. We were 4 or 5 at the time.
Posted by: Vendette at November 21, 2019 09:12 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Vendette at November 21, 2019 09:12 PM (6ezlu)
*points*
See?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Vendette
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Establish dominance quickly and decisively.
Smart play.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (Y4EXg)
That might be a fun model for a holiday week actually. Content could still highlight actual news, though maybe more locally, and morons from all over call attention to smaller tales of bureaucratic idiocy from all over.
Wouldn't have to be political topics either I suppose. Seems like a lot of morons specialize in various things, could be interesting to have a wide variety of off topic threads, like how the weekends branch into cooking, gardening, pets, etc but with idiot morons educating us on some specialized topic or knowledge they are experts in
Posted by: Mst3k at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (advDE)
This did not happen.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: davidt at November 21, 2019 09:14 PM (l3+k2)
Screenshot my daughter just showed me.
Him: Let's try anal
Her: Fuck that shit
Him: That's the spirit!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:07 PM (dUJdY)
Heh.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:14 PM (Rw8Ov)
I'm praying this is idle speculation!
Do you have links to this?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:14 PM (+00Vt)
This is CNN.
https://tinyurl.com/vg94c2c
Posted by: JackStraw
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Notice how many times Preet blinks? LOLGF
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (wiXsO)
credible (at this time) 2020 opponent from a foreign head-of-state. A
POTUS needs to avoid even the appearance of impropriety. Based on what
I've heard to-date, I believe someone who was on the call warned Trump
about the can of worms he'd opened, and that's why Trump never
followed-up on his favor request and told Sondland he wanted nothing
from Zelensky.
It's not a favor, it's an on-going investigation that began years ago. Besides, we have a treaty with them to help each other investigate shenanigans such as this. The reason the Progs are doing all this fantasy impeachment kangaroo court is that it looks like the shit is fixing to hit the fan in a way we've never seen before. It's not just Hunter Biden, it's a lot more crooked Prog's families.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (HaL55)
Coming up:
Rush
Elise Stefanik
Steve Scalese
Oh, the last two are on now.
Elise cleans up nice.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (cF8AT)
If they try it, somebody's gonna find out. Don't poke the Bear.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (bttOm)
See?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (t+qrx)
Around the age of 8 I broke a 2nd-story window while playing baseball in the backyard. I hit a whiffleball with one of those big plastic bats. I ran the bases while everyone else stared up at the window in disbelief.
Posted by: Vendette at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:16 PM (+00Vt)
A furry guy in a Vespa is knocking over government workers with a messenger bag at the Foggy Bottom /GWU Metro crosswalk.
BOTL. Consider him armed and dangerous.
or #2
♫ a theme by Felix Mendelssohn is playing ♬
You may now kiss the bride. [Bride of Ewok puckers up]. And there was much rejoicing!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 09:16 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 21, 2019 09:16 PM (C1Lsn)
She's decided that she will never vote for any Republican who won't stand up right now and say, "Yep, let's kick Trump out of office, we don't need a reason. He just has to go."
Does she even have an ounce of self awareness to see how insane that looks?
I would think that a nominal "conservative" would at least feel the need to pretend that there needs to be an actual reason to remove, other than he hurts your feelz.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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Don't do this inside a garage even if the weather is terrible.
Ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (Krbxr)
I know how this one will turn out, because I took civics class, and got an "A".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 09:18 PM (sy5kK)
This did not happen.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:13 PM (NiXyF)
You are correct. My mistake. But at that time he should not have combined the name Biden in a sentence with any request for any investigation by a foreign head-of-state. For better or worse, those are the rules of the political game in the US.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:18 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DaveA at November 21, 2019 09:18 PM (FhXTo)
The last sentence directed at the Adm's was 'Get back to business'
Posted by: DBCooper at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (bttOm)
If they try it, somebody's gonna find out. Don't poke the Bear.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 21, 2019 09:15 PM (bttOm
If attempted, this will not sit well with a rather large portion of the citizenry!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (+00Vt)
Why not?
If nobody is above the Law, then Biden isn't above the Law.
Biden is filthy corrupt. He let his ass out in the wind. Now he has to answer for it.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:20 PM (/I91/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Burt Lancaster (General Scott) tried it I think in Seven Days in May.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 21, 2019 09:21 PM (7ZQe3)
This also did not happen.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:21 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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Burt Lancaster (General Scott) tried it I think in Seven Days in May.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 09:20 PM (Y4EXg)
That trick never works.
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (aS1PU)
President Obama is precedent for anything Trump wants to do.
pbho did many, many bad things. The blood of thousands, and the sad fate of Europe and Iran, were directly affected by his bad decisions.
Even his decisions to do nothing were flawed.
The best I can say is he was too lazy to end us, and he was a great gun salesman.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Picric at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (8/tIV)
What rules are those?
Did the previous Administration uphold these nebulous Rules?
Methinks they did not.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 09:23 PM (8/tIV)
If nobody is above the Law, then Biden isn't above the Law.
Biden is filthy corrupt. He let his ass out in the wind. Now he has to answer for it.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (Krbxr)
Exactement!
Aussi, pour encourager les autres!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:23 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (Krbxr)
To Margarita ?
top shelf Margarita
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:24 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 08:43 PM (t+qrx)
[x] Rattlesnake Roundup at Sweetwater, TX
[ ] San Francisco, CA "Rattlesnake Roundup". NOPE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (Krbxr)
To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Simplemind at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (/I91/)
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:24 PM (cF8AT)
yeah, I'm looking at them, I mean her, right now
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (Krbxr)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
If nobody is above the Law, then Biden isn't above the Law.
Biden is filthy corrupt. He let his ass out in the wind. Now he has to answer for it.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (Krbxr)
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Someone explain to me where this new "I'm running for office so you can't investigate me for anything" rule came in?
Seriously.
Used to be candidates didn't want scandals hanging over them and tried to keep their noses reasonably clean.
But now, it's basically a dare. "Yes, my son made millions while I was in office and if you say ANYTHING, you should be impeached!"
It's like competitive grift, the Olympics of corruption and if Trump notes any of it, why that's beyond the pale, violates the norms and threatens democracy.
This is nothing more than warmed over democrat b.s. pushed by the Always Lose Gracefully Party.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (cfSRQ)
If nobody is above the Law, then Biden isn't above the Law.
Biden is filthy corrupt. He let his ass out in the wind. Now he has to answer for it."
This.
This is one of the things I find infuriating, even if Trump had directly told Ukraine, "Investigate Biden or else", he would be completely within his rights and acting properly to do so. They are fucking corrupt and should be investigated, former VP or current candidate doesn't matter. Trump could have said, "Damn right I demanded they investigate that corrupt grifter".
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 09:27 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 21, 2019 09:27 PM (7ZQe3)
DJT.
Posted by: Kraken at November 21, 2019 09:27 PM (WX+x0)
This is CNN.
Watch the guy's expression at the beginning at :02.
Heh. Heh. Heh. He's not happy at all, doesn't look like.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 09:27 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: davidt at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: DBCooper at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
The treasury department of the DoD?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (/I91/)
That trick never works.
Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel at November 21, 2019 09:22 PM (aS1PU)
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Trump needs to tweet about how Truman fired MacArthur.
Admiral no-name? Yeah, really scary.
The real question is why this admiral wants to hang it out there to strip a specialty badge from a retiree.
Trump's preserving his authority as c-in-c. What is this guy fighting for?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (cfSRQ)
They found the path that was used to pay Halper?
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:29 PM (Krbxr)
But it goes to the top.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 21, 2019 09:29 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (rpxSz)
It was reported they did today. Pretty sure they found it a long time ago.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Biden is filthy corrupt. He let his ass out in the wind. Now he has to answer for it.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:19 PM (Krbxr)
I believe you're right, and I believe Trump had no corrupt intent here, but as POTUS he should have worked this totally behind the scenes through DoJ channels.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
This.
Just because you (Biden) think that being a Democrat senior politician means you are immune from any standards or force of law doesn't make it so, even if you are following in the footsteps of master criminals like the Clintons and the Obamas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (+00Vt)
Uppity tarts too good for anal? Call me, I know how to handle 'em.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: DougW at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (kDzRu)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 09:17 PM (Krbxr)
To the sea.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:25 PM (t+qrx)
His life, his lover, his lady is the sea
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (aTOTz)
I think there is more here than that - Jack Straw can step in better than I can - but I think Trump knows about the corruption in Ukraine and all the Dems dipping their beak into it and he wanted it stopped - period. That's why he challenged Zelensky to help him or no $$$ - it need to stop, no more piggy banking politcos, no more bank rolling the Soros' of the world with US tax payer $ - and the deep state was upset about that gravy train getting stopped at the station. Whether that involved a guy who was seeking to be President - who cares - he shouldn't have done it.
It shouldn't matter to the DOJ if some guy is politically connected if he did the crime - what AG would we want, seriously, that failed to prosecute crime because the potential criminal had a political party's backing and the press?
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
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Durham seems quietly ruthless. I think there's an understanding that process crimes will provoke too much backlash. The elites lie all the time, so they'll scream "political persecution" the moment these are filed.
There need to be real meat on the charges and we all know it's there, but you can't move until the cases are airtight.
I've said before: this is how I would play it in Trump's shoes. So while some people think nothing is going to happen, if I were Trump, that's exactly what I'd want them to think.
I also like the uncertainty this is causing. Who has flipped? Who has been interviewed? Are indictments coming? From which jurisdiction?
Keep 'em guessing. Never let 'em know what hit them.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (cfSRQ)
DOJ channels are clogged by all the protecting the corrupt of the last administration. PDJT needed a new path.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (Xvy/m)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (cfSRQ)
In the Admirals mind, right or wrong, the Chief lost the trust of his unit by bringing approbation on them. I don't condone it, but in a group that elite they've earned the right to discipline their own.
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Carter was just talking about it. Payment to Harper of $1 million.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (aTOTz)
I've been told I misjudged you. My apologies. Moooo!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 09:34 PM (TdMsT)
I think that's the only reason Biden finally entered the race. He knew he wasn't sharp enough anymore, it would be for naught, but, he could use being a candidate to protect himself and his son.
Posted by: Alice McD at November 21, 2019 09:34 PM (E+yET)
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
*** One small missing detail there***
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:34 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:32 PM (aTOTz)
Nice callback.
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=360259
Posted by: hogmartin at November 21, 2019 09:35 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 09:35 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:35 PM (yQpMk)
I believe you're right, and I believe Trump had no corrupt intent
here, but as POTUS he should have worked this totally behind the scenes
through DoJ channels.
PDT didn't have to do anything, since he's not the one who initiated this investigation, Ukraine did years ago.
Ol' Paste Eatin' Joe bragged on tape about threatening to withhold a billion in aid unless they fired the Ukranian prosecutor who was looking into Burisma's connections with Biden. He cannot 'splain his way out of that one. He's caught and he did it to himself because imbecile. He was Veep at the time. He's busted.
All of this predates PDT.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 09:35 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2019 09:28 PM (a4EWo)
That should be both the cause for and the place to, resume Above Ground Nuclear Testing.
Smile and wait for the flash!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 09:35 PM (QzJWU)
I believe you're right, and I believe Trump had
no corrupt intent here, but as POTUS he should have worked this totally
behind the scenes through DoJ channels.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
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It would be exposed and then he would be impeached for subverting justice.
That's the game the Dems play. "Heads I win, tails you lose."
What he managed to do is out all of the traitors within the White House and NSC. Neat work for minimal risk.
Having howled about this for two weeks, what are the Dems going to do? They've got nothing, there's still no budget, and now we're headed for a shutdown just in time for Christmas.
And just after the FISA thing blows up.
Popcorn status: stocking up.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:36 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:36 PM (rpxSz)
"Is that the turkey burning in there or did TRUMP hide all his SMOKING GUNS in your kitchen???!?"
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:36 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at November 21, 2019 09:27 PM (PHotS)
Then why doesn't Trump hold a press conference tomorrow and say exactly that?
There are informal rules for every bureaucratic and political game, for better or worse.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:37 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: davidt at November 21, 2019 09:37 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 21, 2019 09:37 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (818hy)
Late to the thread, so i don't know how this played out, but my .02 worth: "flunky" is just a low-level functionary in an enterprise, whereas "toadie" is a low-level functionary who is also an obnoxious brown-noser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 09:37 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: garrett
OMG - this isn't going to be an ACE- Jen Rubin abomination is it? The whole George/Kellyanne horrorfest writ large on my PC screen?
Because I can't - tell me he's marrying one of the more conservative Fox honeys, please...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:38 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 09:38 PM (8/tIV)
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (818hy)
toadie by far
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:39 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:39 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:39 PM (+00Vt)
386 Which is worse, being a flunky, or being a toadie?
Posted by: logprof at November 21, 2019 08:04 PM (818hy)
toadie by far
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:39 PM (rpxSz)
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catamite
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 21, 2019 09:40 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: keena at November 21, 2019 09:40 PM (RiTnx)
>>>>>>The kids will LOVE the petting zoo and the snake pit!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 21, 2019 08:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
This the Ragnar Lodbrok memorial petting zoo I have been told of in chronical, kennings and saga?
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (0TbLI)
>>There are informal rules for every bureaucratic and political game, for better or worse.
We haven't had rules of any kind in the media for years. Trump is a master of media, he knows this.
He's running the narrative now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Classic definitions IIRC!
Sign me up as a hard working flunky, but never as an ass kissing toadie!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (+00Vt)
In the Admirals mind, right or wrong, the Chief lost the trust of his unit by bringing approbation on them. I don't condone it, but in a group that elite they've earned the right to discipline their own.
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:33 PM (0x00j)
Sorry, horseshit.
As a no nonsense hard ass NCO meself? If your Men LIKE you, you are fucking up.
You have to be hard, so they will LIVE through it.
Its part of your damn JOB, and has been part of military thought since before the Roman Legions Marched.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:42 PM (yQpMk)
I would offer that a not small number of us owe our sanity to the efforts that you and the COB's put into this creaking rust bucket of a cutting edge seat military blog.
Go on...
We'll be here when you get back.
But pick a particular day for your return.
Like maybe J.J.'s birthday.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 09:42 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 21, 2019 08:17 PM (QlNXW)
Peter, Peter, peter eater.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 09:43 PM (/sgva)
Certainly not for Trump.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 21, 2019 09:43 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:43 PM (+00Vt)
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Agreed. I thoroughly enjoyed it, though I'm still not sure what purpose they serve. No Brit has ever been able to give me a good answer to that
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 21, 2019 09:43 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 09:43 PM (aTOTz)
As a no nonsense hard ass NCO meself? If your Men LIKE you, you are fucking up.
You have to be hard, so they will LIVE through it.
Its part of your damn JOB, and has been part of military thought since before the Roman Legions Marched.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (NgKpN)
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The Special Forces community is overstressed and falling apart.
Scapegoating one guy will do nothing to make it better.
Well, it will be a CYA for the flag officer in charge, but I repeat myself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
I agree here 100% - these prosecutions have to be "no doubt about it" bad - they can't be like tit for tat process crimes - that is why it is taking so long - good prosecutions need time to ripen fully - otherwise they'll just be dismissed a political payback and excused - and there is no reason to work that hard on these indictments for that. They need to be all inclusive, devastating, and take out the criminals for good - no PR to save them.
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (/I91/)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:40 PM (cfSRQ)
nice term, thanks
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Infidel at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (8/tIV)
Posted by: JAS at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Claude the Chubby Chaser at November 21, 2019 09:45 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 21, 2019 09:45 PM (a4EWo)
>>There are informal rules for every bureaucratic and political game, for better or worse.
We haven't had rules of any kind in the media for years. Trump is a master of media, he knows this.
He's running the narrative now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Well said.
Posted by: tbodie at November 21, 2019 09:45 PM (YE6fT)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:45 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:45 PM (0x00j)
Yeah, only having lived that life.
OK.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:46 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH
________
I know that EDKH = Einstein Didn't Kill Himself!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:46 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (32YRo)
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Reporters are suckers for sensation. They can't help themselves.
So you need crimes that will carry centuries worth of prison sentences. That sends a powerful message that This Is Serious.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 09:46 PM (aTOTz)
FIFY
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 21, 2019 09:49 PM (aS1PU)
Well, I'll give ol' Lizzie some props. According to the DM, she has just ordered Andrew to clean out his offices and staff at Buckingham Palace. She's firing all his people.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at November 21, 2019 09:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:50 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:50 PM (WI7YS)
Mis-stating something to the FBI when there's no underlying crime, for instance. A favorite of prosecutors of the Weissman ilk.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:51 PM (NiXyF)
Well, I'll give ol' Lizzie some props. According to the DM, she has just ordered Andrew to clean out his offices and staff at Buckingham Palace. She's firing all his people.
Posted by: Ghislaine Maxwell at November 21, 2019 09:49 PM (f1Vqw)
Duke of Windsor, Mark II
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (0x00j)
No, just worked with a few.
Did you serve?
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)
What is a process crime?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 09:50 PM (WI7YS)
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Obstruction of justice. A crime that isn't a crime unless there's another crime.
You are accused of murder. You answer all questions to the best of your knowledge, but forget something.
It is clear that you did not commit murder, but they take your honest mistake and charge you for obstructing an investigation and lying.
Because they want to put you in jail anyway.
The process is the punishment.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Yes! They are the scorpion on the back of the frog thingy - they can't help themselves - it needs to be Circus Circus or they get bored - its kids for God's sake - they need entertainment.
I hope Barr gets to tell them - ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (32YRo)
An emanation of a penumbra used to entrap the unwary citizen by a corrupt law enforcement agency!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:53 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 09:53 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (X5CsJ)
doesn't look a day over 95
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Emmie at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (i/wJA)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (X5CsJ)
Obstruction of justice. A crime that isn't a crime unless there's another crime.
You are accused of murder. You answer all questions to the best of your knowledge, but forget something.
It is clear that you did not commit murder, but they take your honest mistake and charge you for obstructing an investigation and lying.
Because they want to put you in jail anyway.
The process is the punishment.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (cfSRQ)
I resemble that.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at November 21, 2019 09:55 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Michael Flynn at November 21, 2019 09:55 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Emmie at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (i/wJA)
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Third paternity test?
Hope his streak holds up...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 21, 2019 09:55 PM (cfSRQ)
You are in a heated Political battle, and suddenly you are pulled before Congress, where THEY can lie, but you cannot.
Where THEY are intimidating witnesses from the Left (hear about the Sondland stuff? where they are threatening his family and business?).
and you fudge the truth, fighting a POLITICAL battle, that is suddenly a LEGAL battle.
And you go to jail.
Exhibit 1? Roger Stone.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at November 21, 2019 09:55 PM (tIeHC)
Posted by: Emmie at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (i/wJA)
The word for today is fecund.
Fecund.
Posted by: filbert at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (pNxlR)
I've met him several times, but he continues to be the nicest, most shy "famous" person I know.
Anyhow, I was unable to bedazzle my ortho foot thingy. But I still have a couple of parties to go to where I can write "EDKH" in sparkles on the boot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Very nice, concise answer - I'd also answer that these "crimes" are often use to pressure the defendant to provide evidence of other's crimes - used a leverage to get bigger fish - failing that, they are used as PR to burnish credentials.
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 09:44 PM (/I91/)
I just got home and saw that. Fuckers.
It's been a while since SubscribeStar had a payment processor back out, so that's an alternative in the mean time.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:54 PM (yQpMk)
never had that problem, tiger or no tiger
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 09:57 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 09:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:58 PM (ptqGC)
This cried out for a Swallowal sock.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 09:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)
The night is young, and 57 states span quite a few time zones, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 09:58 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 09:48 PM (0x00j)
No, just worked with a few.
Did you serve?
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 09:52 PM (NgKpN)
Um... so if one is not the *exact* same branch / unit / whatever of the military, one's experience is meaningless.
... and are *you* a current or former SEAL?
... oh yeah, exactly who is the Commander in Chief? Not Admiral Dipshit, that's for sure.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at November 21, 2019 09:59 PM (0ReGO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
We've decide that Prince Randy Andy needs to be on a Suicide Watch now - or turn down an invitation to visit the desert around Vegas - but other than that - all the Clinton cohorts still alive remain among us...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:59 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 09:59 PM (TdMsT)
He's running the narrative now.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 21, 2019 09:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Trump is changing the rules. Still a work in progress, against the numerous and deeply-entrenched Old Guard. The Dems and BigMedia are violating the established, informal political rules with their impeachment madness, and it's going to cost them.
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 10:00 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 10:00 PM (rpxSz)
I've met him several times, but he continues to be the nicest, most shy "famous" person I know.
Anyhow, I was unable to bedazzle my ortho foot thingy. But I still have a couple of parties to go to where I can write "EDKH" in sparkles on the boot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
**************
Jane, I dare you to write Trump 2020.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 10:00 PM (wiXsO)
As China spent 20 years recruiting researchers with access to advanced science and technology, U.S. agencies failed to adequately respond. The Federal Bureau of Investigation, for example, did not respond strongly until mid-2018, the report said.
Posted by: SMOD at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 09:58 PM (ptqGC)
Hello, my name is Hrothgar and I'm addicted to following Ace of Spades HQ, but I'm not ready to admit I have a problem!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (yQpMk)
funny part? My three best friends in the world? Guys I'd bury a body for?
1 is a retired Green Beret.
1 a retired Armor Officer.
and yes, since High School, one a is a Retired SEAL.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (NgKpN)
If you need a substitute COB, look me up. 'I can do JV team better than Obama' is my resume.
Posted by: Back Water Blog at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (4ceyg)
The dems couldn't have set themselves up for a higher fall with impeachment.
War Turtle Mitch has confirmed that this shit show WILL go to trial if articles passed and oh and BTW, confirmed to Hannity, Hearsay will NOT be admissible evidence. This keeps dem prez candidates in the senate from campaigning.
Confirmed FISA abuse report to be released, and hearing already set for Horowitz to testify
Deval Patrick face planted already.. he gone
The Epstein case is already wreaking havoc IE Prince Charles basically being disowned by the royal family
FBI agent under criminal investigation for altering 302
See above for why Flynn case about to be tossed..
Cali supreme court shot down the crazy idea that Trump must produce tax returns to be on prez ballot
The dems have shot themselves in the face repeatedly on love TV
Yeah.. GREAT week
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 21, 2019 10:02 PM (aR6C/)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at November 21, 2019 10:02 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 10:03 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 09:59 PM (32YRo)
why? he is still the Duke of York.
He still has lands and titles.
He is still an Admiral in the Royal Navy.
He is still in the House of Lords.
This just frees him up so he can let his freak flag fly.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 10:03 PM (NgKpN)
Thought it was Randy Andy, not Chas, that was deprinced?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 10:04 PM (+00Vt)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 21, 2019 10:00 PM (wiXsO)
I've already been shunned by the "cool moms" I used to hang with. Although I should classify myself as a cool granny hopefully to be.
I be ancient. I guess.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 10:04 PM (ptqGC)
I can deal with The trolls who feel a to malign the Trump family in explicity sexual terms, They're a bore but sophomoric . It's the Nics which are new everyday who keep redundantly going on and on saying nothing is going to happen; Trump should have known better. He should have done such and such and such. Now they are going to get him" which are the pain in the posterior. You're not going to get me to change my vote or drive me into the corner whimpering so go_______________. Insert rude phrase of your choice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 10:06 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (ptqGC)
Oh gosh--I would love to see you and your sweet son and hubby in your home state! And oysters! Yummm.
I was in HH with my family in August. I wish I could have arranged to take you to lunch. I think you mentioned you live somewhat close to Savannah? Of course, I had to take everyone to the Pirates House (we always went there with the kids when they were little).
Posted by: Ladyl at November 21, 2019 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 10:01 PM (V2Yro)
FBI finding some goof, aiding and assisting him in his machinations, then busting him as a high criminal when he attempts to make his set up play.
No, wait, that's not a process crime.
It's is a different set play the FBI uses to falsely inflate themselves.
Posted by: Claude the Chubby Chaser at November 21, 2019 10:06 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 09:31 PM (AMIL/)
Except the DOJ has proven to be untrustworthy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 10:07 PM (/sgva)
I can deal with The trolls who feel a to malign the Trump family in explicity sexual terms, They're a bore but sophomoric . It's the Nics which are new everyday who keep redundantly going on and on saying nothing is going to happen; Trump should have known better. He should have done such and such and such. Now they are going to get him" which are the pain in the posterior. You're not going to get me to change my vote or drive me into the corner whimpering so go_______________. Insert rude phrase of your choice.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 10:06 PM (WI7YS)
The red on red hostility is more troublesome.
Posted by: Claude the Chubby Chaser at November 21, 2019 10:08 PM (CFSlN)
Posted by: William Ware at November 21, 2019 10:30 PM (AvYu1)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 10:43 PM (EnQC8)
I just watched a clip of Liona Hill being interviewed at the Shampeachment.
What a self-centered traitorous pig.
And George Soros defender, too boot.
Like the other Dept of Staters, her little clique of globalists, and their tools in the government, Democrats, are living in an alternative universe.
Someday, the ugliness they are causing will cause even more harm than they are causing now.
Obviously, none of them passed a US civics class.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 10:46 PM (sy5kK)
Durham's following the money. It's almost like this "defense think tank" is a huge slush fund for Special People who know Special People. Poking around Defense should yield a lot of graft and grift.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 10:56 PM (iw59Q)
McGyver, out
Posted by: McGyver at November 21, 2019 10:56 PM (gMngZ)
A Republican guy says he tried to destroy the world by meeting with an executive from BIG OIL in his office by perpetuating the lie that Climate Change is a hoax but a receptionist where he works says he tried to destroy the world by meeting with an executive from BIG OIL in the conference room next to his office by perpetuating the lie that Climate Change is a hoax, well, he got a detail wrong, so he lied to an FBI agent, so he's going to prison.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 21, 2019 11:02 PM (aTOTz)
Saw a meme earlier today. Can't find it now, but it has the picture of Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, John Kerry, and Mitt Romney's sons.
The meme said "What are the odds that the children of all of them worked for a Ukraine energy company?"
Noticing that all 4 are primary leaders of the UniParty, and Ukraine is perhaps the most corrupt government in the world, I would guess the odds their kids are involved are less than 3 - 1, more like the heavy favorite at 4 - 5.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 11:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 21, 2019 11:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
________
I take that as a compliment . . . which is INSULTING!!!! Which, in turn, is a complement. But I've never done the sexual slander thing, which means you're comment isn't about me. Which, again, is Insulting because EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME@!!!!
I don't care if tRump is impeached or not. This is All About MEEE!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 21, 2019 11:10 PM (aTOTz)
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...and the USA is also shutting down for a fortnight..kinda like an English Bank Holiday...skivvers delight. Turkey is a soporific so attend to the wymnnz early on...Up Up and Away ACE.
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