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Liberal Media Democrat Joe Scarborough: It's Time We Democrats Had an Uncomfortable Discussion About Joe Biden's Diminished Cognitive Function
SCARBOROUGH: Of course, Willie, he's struggling there. He’s closing his eyes. He knows he's having trouble finding words. The sentences are jumbled, the words are jumbled. I just worried when I read -- you see this and, listen, I’m just saying, I think Biden has the best chance of beating Trump. I do. Like if he's on his game. But I just wonder, is the media grading Joe Biden on a scale? Are we afraid to say that a lot of his sentences don't make sense? That he's having trouble completing thoughts? That when he’s asked in a previous debate about Afghanistan an issue he knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in Washington, D.C., he ends up stumbling through an answer on Iraq. Are we grading him on a scale the same way people have always graded Donald Trump on a scale in these debates? GEIST: Yes. The answer is yes.Other partisan Democrats are taking a different tack: They're implicitly admitting there is a cognitive problem on display, but they claim that this is only because Joe Biden has a stutter he won't admit to, and his problem speaking cogent sentences and remembering words is due to... I guess due to him using too much of his Genius Brain to correct his stutter? And because most of his Genius Brain is so deployed, managing his stutter, he does not have the remaining brainpower to remember what words he said one second ago, or even who is on stage with him? Is this how stuttering works? Trying to correct your stutter makes your brain take little narcoleptic naps mid-sentence? Here, let me answer that: No.
My closest friend in J School had a severe stutter. I was so amazed at her ability to do the task and her commitment to working through it. And I recall, vividly, the inspiration she took from Biden’s story. This piece is a remarkable and worthy readhttps://t.co/lF9fRBAu3k
— Sam Stein (@samstein) November 21, 2019
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 21, 2019 03:11 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Guzalot at November 21, 2019 03:14 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 21, 2019 03:15 PM (O7MnT)
Posted by: Adriane the I wish I Misheard the Lyrics Critic ... at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:13 PM (pwU+e)
So we have plenty of time
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (HO4be)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Wheels turning, engine revving, but can't put her in gear.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (WI7YS)
SO I got away with that.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:16 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (vd8XM)
For the record, having a stutter is also disqualifying.
Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Joey Chew Chew at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (UCiEJ)
How is your mom coming along after her heart valve surgery?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (O+iVW)
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football
Electric Boogaloo
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (vd8XM)
I still say he's gonna be the nominee, however. Look at today's polls.
If he doesn't get it on the first vote, the superdelegates will put him over the top on the second.. and then the chaos begins!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (JMDly)
Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: jwest at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football
hey! there's only 100 billion brain cells!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)
But he is- so Ha-ha!
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (SJiiM)
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No. It's the polar opposite. There are two different scales.
Biden Scale: It's all good, baby - he's awesome and can do no wrong.
Trump Scale: IT'S ALL AWFUL! LIAR! RACIST! IDIOT! SCUM!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (I2dne)
And they think its a GOOD thing?
/shakes head sadly
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football
hey! there's only 100 billion brain cells!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (so+oy)
Biden: Cognitive Black Hole.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (ycWCI)
This is like the Obama was just so smart dumb things come out of his mouth thing, right?
Posted by: blaster at November 21, 2019 03:18 PM (9VeU0)
Except Joe is so smart, he doesn't even need to say anything. He's telepathic, and it's our own faults if we can't read his mind.
Silent stutter...
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 21, 2019 03:20 PM (cEsBM)
SO I got away with that.
Ah, we see it now, plain as Dayton, Ohio.
BURN THE LICH!
Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (3Z6pZ)
He should be in the Park, mediating between the pigeons and the squirrels.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (ycWCI)
Does Joe have anyone who loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
Won't be Hunter, he needs the graft to pay his new child support.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (NgKpN)
Jeesus Joe.
You and the imbecile sperm spreader you call your son have made enough ill gotten gains. Go and live the rest of your lives in relative peace.
Just go.
Git.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Joe "Contact" Biden at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (NVYyb)
biden suffers from the same thing with his rambling nonsense answers to questions.
I have personal experience with this behavior with both my wife and BIL having suffered strokes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)
++++++++++++
Trump is the dotard who does the doddering. Biden is not a dotard who dodders.
Try to keep it straight. The narrative depends on it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (I2dne)
and the greatest fear of Biden supporters is that we've got almost a year to go before the election, and he's in that stage where he's fading away a little bit more every day.
has everyone else noticed that all of his public speaking engagements have been halted, except when they are very carefully scripted?
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Kpl3J)
They call him the stutterer.
Stutt, stutt, stutt
You have no clue what he's after.
Posted by: Aspiring Lyricist at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (Lic/8)
I think I spotted a hole in his Thesis.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)
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$3,000,000 (low estimate) in Ukrainian money doesn't go as far as you think it does.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (sX1BW)
And they think its a GOOD thing?
/shakes head sadly
Posted by: Don Q
Worked last time.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (kDUUX)
Oh Paaaaleeeese.
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (cF8AT)
More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)
Scarborough can talk about his own diminished function while he's at it.
Posted by: henry at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (JMDly)
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AND his dead intern.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (0OmEj)
+++++++++
Catchy. Would work well on a sign.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM (M+Lyo)
I didn't know he'd changed political parties.
Posted by: girldog at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (SJiiM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Quilp at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Fxgkp)
Does Joe have anyone who
loves him enough to gently tell him it's time to retire --- or are they
all so financially invested his political career (his son, his brother,
etc.) that they *need* him to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
I think that 1) his hubris is telling him he's a natch and 2) he's being propped up by money. Whether or not they expected him to fail so dismally is another matter. At this point I'm 100% expecting that somebody is going to appear at the 11th hour to take this thing. It'll help energize the base, and of course there's not going to be enough time to vet whoever the hell it is.
As if any of that mattered or was possible.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (8XRCm)
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I think Scarborough invoked the "Kennedy Rule" to avoid talking about murdered young women.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)
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Technically..... he'll fall at the same rate whether he has the rock or not.
Its SCIENCE!!
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (bDqIh)
I keep saying, I GUARANTEE you that Stacy Abrams is gonna be the Veep candidate, no matter who wins the name.
I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally. My money's still on a Warren/Abrams ticket (GRRRRLLLL POWER!!!) but you never know, Bernie is creeping back up too. Buttigieg? I doubt it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (87EdW)
Washington, D.C."
The Fak??
The only thing Joe ever knew was where the cafeteria and the girls rest rooms were.
Posted by: dananjcon at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.
Posted by: Lizzy
That's why they want Tank Abrams as Veep.
1 black female POTUS.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (kDUUX)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Nonapod at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (CLP9I)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (v0R5T)
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ESPECIALLY if we cant repeat jokes anymore.....
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (8XRCm)
Okay. Got it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)
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I think with the charges Ukraine is leveling, of embezzled government money being washed through Franklin Templeton, I believe Junkie Hunter is getting close to $20 million now on this deal.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (GXoKW)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
What could go wrong?
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (pwU+e)
Give it up, Joe. Enjoy the grandkids. Take a swim in the cement pond. Start enjoying that Ukrainian provided slush fund.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (IC+FT)
knows more about than anybody, not only on that stage, but in
Washington, D.C., ...
_______
Delusion is not just a river in Egypt, Scarborough.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (/N1lN)
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (zRbHz)
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Posted by: Monkey doing vile things to a football at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (N39Ws)
LSD.
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
That makes quite a bit of sense - he would need them. Bad optics for him to doze off while he's standing on the stage. Especially if he loses his grip on his dentures again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (17+9D)
More like he's free falling from 25K feet with a rock tied to his back...Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:23 PM (32YRo)
I'm kind of seeing his brain like a pot full of crabs. Only the crabs are like the dozen or so remaining brain cells, and they're all desperately trying to flee. Except, the other brain cells drag them back in.
You can see it in his face.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: Gref at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Guzalot
He'd better hope his wife sticks by him when the dementia gets worse, because that worthless piece of crap son of his won't do anything but cheat Dad out of his money to pay for whores and blow.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
He will always have that old Vincent "the chin" Gallante insanity routine locked up!
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (32YRo)
Anyway, show me how Biden is any less fit than all of the other dumb non-entities on the stage.
Didn't think you could.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)
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No, it was "the gift Barney". He has the endorsement of a purple dinosaur.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (3Z6pZ)
Why Joe?
Why now, Joe?
Hunter, Joe?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (vEIlU)
ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (M+Lyo)
That's not how I want them to have a brokered convention, but it's a strong possibility.
(Yes, I know they can take the Torricelli Option, but still-- he's not gonna be doing better when Iowa rolls around, assuming he's still running.)
Posted by: Gandalf the Beige at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (l8gTz)
I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Scenario:
Biden - POTUS
Tank - Veep
January 21st, 25th Amendment is invoked.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (kDUUX)
He comes up with the most off the wall and disgusting comments/statements about Trump, Trump's kids and Melania.
Very personal and vicious that would be fighting words that would lead to an actual punch up at a family picnic if said in real life.
And his side piece whore is pathetic and has NO business talking about anything that goes on in America. One look at her says SLUT in any language you want to use.
They really need to be called out on their sick and nasty ways.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (cxIsI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM
You say that like it's a Problem.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Lic/8)
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Puppy uppers! Then doggy downers for beddie-bye time.
/Another flashback to when Saturday Night Live was actually funny.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (JoUsr)
He can still drive his Corvette, but now he can do it with his dick out and not get in trouble.
Posted by: jwest at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (U6f/q)
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The image if Joe Biden with Narcolepsy is going to keep me laughing all afternoon
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM
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Mandlebiden! Mandlebiden! Mandle... zzzzzzzzzzzzzm
mmphhSNORT... <looks around> IT'S GO TIME!!!
Posted by: Mandlebiden at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
That makes quite a bit of sense - he would need them. Bad optics for him to doze off while he's standing on the stage. Especially if he loses his grip on his dentures again.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Kpl3J)
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This could be entering into abuse of a senior citizen.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (q80AH)
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
IIRC, speed or uppers (or coke for that matter) do the opposite, your pupils get constricted. Psychotropic drugs, psychedelics etc. dilate your pupils.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z1ykJ)
Now he's going senile in full view of the public. Couldn't happen to a more deserving a$$hole.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (00fXp)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
I am more worried about him sitting down with our own Government.
A least with Putin, he can pretend he's being slow as he digests what the interpreter said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)
And um, sweetie, that's not how stuttering works.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (9hauA)
pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to him being
fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
I think Hunter "Hunter" Biden is sharing his blow with dad.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (ptqGC)
biden suffers from the same thing with his rambling nonsense answers to questions.
I have personal experience with this behavior with both my wife and BIL having suffered strokes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 03:22 PM (JUOKG)
I know it's ancient history, but this is the guy who fairly well shredded Paul Ryan 7 years ago. I know, I know, Ryan wasn't the guy we thought he was, but I watched that damned thing. Biden was effective.
This guy today, he's not capable of remembering his lines, even when NOBODY is challenging him. They feed him softball questions, and he can't. He just can't remember how to connect the words together.
The scary part is, they damn well just might parade him out there all the way to next November.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (vI+F1)
I think that means he woke up with an ether headache and a used rubber in his ass.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: abbynormal at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J/oIZ)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (+lVUW)
Bullshit.
Stuttering doesn't have a damned thing to do with linear thought. The Atlantic thinks it is the old New Republic but it's the current Daily Kos.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (iw59Q)
The media gave Donald Trump a pass in '16 because he was just Donald being Donald --kinda like Biden that way, crazy uncle Joe, you know how it is.
Funny Stuff that.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (PbpT7)
in a vacuum
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sting at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (cUFt6)
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No, it was "the gift Barney". He has the endorsement of a purple dinosaur.
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The "gift of Barney" was by far the worst secret santa gift at the Congressional Christmas (now Winter Solstice) gift exchange.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (sX1BW)
I have no sympathy for Crazy Uncle Joe, go retire you old coot.
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian
Oh man - the Lenny maneuver! Otherwise known as the Baby Huey bam hammer...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++++
I am more worried about him sitting down with our own Government.
A least with Putin, he can pretend he's being slow as he digests what the interpreter said.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (I2dne)
=========
"What did he say?"
"He asked what that smell was."
"Have...have I done it again?"
"I'm afraid so, Mr. President."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: G marks the spot at November 21, 2019 03:26 PM (GXoKW)
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My favorite Elastica song is "Stutter"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (NVYyb)
The old bastard's eye exploded on TV.
You fool precisely nobody, media.
Everyone knows he's a decrepit old man who will be in hospice or a box by the general elections.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (j3npP)
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.
Posted by: Lizzy
...........
Completely agree.. At one point I thought Tulsi would make a good match for Biden, but she would alienate the far left..
They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (Z1ykJ)
*****
You SO can see it. He's got creepy blacked out baby doll eyes, but his whole affect screams, "nobody's at the wheel."
Posted by: overit at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (sI15f)
The Progressive wing of the this Party is like my baby, and when a baby won't stop crying, sometimes you need to give it a good shake. Now, I'm asking the voters to help me shake that baby all the way to the White House and the future we all want.
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (zoJ0T)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (gh1GI)
LSD."
He is like the leader in the Star Trek episode with the Nazis (John Gill?). They kept him drugged so the baddies could run things.
Posted by: David French at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (OD2ni)
I don't think Scarborough's being brave here
Completely agree.
Joe has been selected to normalize this discussion, along with a few others, such as David Axelrod.
The DNC and MSM covered for Hillary's poor health in 2016, but a lot of them are not doing the same for Biden. Joe Scarborough is working with whatever faction wants Joe to step aside.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: portlandon at November 21, 2019 03:12 PM (+oR7L)
He's missing cylinders.
I saw the other day (maybe here) that Joey's up there solely as to cover all the other scammers having their hands in Ukrainian pockets over the years and current.
He's there to delegitimize ANY investigation into anyone. Not that our current press is eager to do that to any Democrats.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (cxIsI)
She must be like "I can't believe I performed all that oral sex and I'm still losing to this guy?"
Probably Corey Booker, too.
And Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (94pMa)
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ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM
It does increase his kinetic energy, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (Lic/8)
...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (wi1jZ)
Posted by: Vanya at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (U7voe)
Trump had to be impeached because he attempted to get firt on Hillary during tyhe '16 election ---> Trump had to be impeached because he held up aid to Ukraine in exchange for investigating Burisma---> Trump had to be impeached because he bribed a foreign official (with money already earmarked for that official's country) --->Trump withheld a meeting in order to extort Ukraine into investigating Burisma...
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0jZvB)
Like "Fake News" we need to stop using "media" and come up with a new name. We know it's an arm of the DNC. We know they are propaganda machines for the left ideology. And we know they lie and are not real news.
And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.
They are not msm or media by any stretch.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (vEIlU)
Other partisan Democrats are taking a different tack: They're implicitly admitting there is a cognitive problem on display, but they claim that this is only because Joe Biden has a stutter he won't admit to, and his problem speaking cogent sentences and remembering words is due to... I guess due to him using too much of his Genius Brain to correct his stutter?
I remember some Obama lover on TV saying Obama's brain operated at such high speed that his mouth couldn't keep up with it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (baX5h)
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (0jZvB)
shocking to see the poor old fool seize up and pass away from the
stress, right on stage.
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Though now that I think of it, the other candidates would probably love to have a televised Biden funeral. Democrats love funerals.
Maybe we should demand drug testing for the debates. If we test horses and athletes, shouldn't we test Biden?
#DrugTestJoe!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (NVYyb)
They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Two white guys? Never. Base would revolt.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (kDUUX)
I don't think Scarborough's being brave here
Completely agree.
Joe has been selected to normalize this discussion, along with a few others, such as David Axelrod.
The DNC and MSM covered for Hillary's poor health in 2016, but a lot of them are not doing the same for Biden. Joe Scarborough is working with whatever faction wants Joe to step aside.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (bDqIh)
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I think everyone wants him to step aside but those tied to his success financially (his campaign).
Deval Patrick wouldn't be running if Obama didn't want him in.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace
He does have that Lil Orphan Annie look, right?
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (BLT3V)
"Malevolent imbecile" is the best description of Biden ever.
As to the second prong, presumably there is no piss test for Air Force Two passengers. If there are, Hunter probably was deemed clean.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (iw59Q)
...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.
Posted by: RKae
Derpophasia. I think.
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Remaining Synapse at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (fy4ga)
Tell me about it. Brother in-law was adopted special needs (very sad story) but the "kid" now mid thirties likes to chop wood for fun. I mean, like all day fun. Until he's out of trees fun. You want kindling? No fucking problem. Point him to a stump. Matchsticks? You got it.
Really a good thing he's always happy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Z1ykJ)
Biden's pupils being very dilated, and speculated that this was due to
him being fed uppers for each debate.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:25 PM (PbpT7)
IIRC, speed or uppers (or coke for that matter) do the opposite, your pupils get constricted. Psychotropic drugs, psychedelics etc. dilate your pupils.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:28 PM (Z1ykJ)
Maybe repeated eye exams? The big E is always fuzzy and they need to know why?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (e1mEI)
You mean like walking around in his pajamas everywhere he goes. Now that's a debate I would watch.
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (LGXGf)
It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The one guy who believed Jusse Smolliet at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (c2pxW)
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM (+lVUW)
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In my experience, mothers and fathers tend to get the EXACT elder care they deserve.
Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (/U3h1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (BLT3V)
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Their establishment candidate is a doddering old fool of a corruptocrat.
Their left flank is pretty much dominating right now.
And Buttigieg, a no name midwest mayor who hasn't paid his dues, is squeezing in on their "moderation" game.
This campaign cycle is completely out of control.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (q80AH)
*you're
Posted by: The one guy who believed Jusse Smolliet
SEE???
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (kDUUX)
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Yep. And that is the perfect description for him: malevolent imbecile.
I've also been surmising for the past few months that it is highly feasible to believe he would get support from TPTB for the Dem nomination, with all of them knowing the real president will be whomever is his VP. He would either, for the good of the country, step down citing health issues, or he will have deteriorated so far he won't have a choice.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (JoUsr)
I don't think Biden is going to last, physically, much less electorally.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Is she really that good? She lost her home state. That is not huge plus for a veep candidate. You normally want someone who won their state in some election. Don't get me wrong, i get where you are going and she is staying in the picture with the constant comments on how the election was stolen.
But I would not guarantee she is the veep pick. If she even charismatic? Sure that is not a prerequisite, last time they went with Kaine. And we never heard a word from him once they lost.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (n13/j)
It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
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No one will match George Washington's landslides.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (q80AH)
LOL No. I had a severe stutter as a kid but overcame it around age 12.
FYI, I'm an attorney and my older brothers still tease me that I am like the public defender in My Cousin Vinny
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: H. Clinton at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (oo2tY)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
Obama was fine so long as you kept him on message with a teleprompter. Joe can't successfully run a toaster, let alone be trusted with a teleprompter.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (hLRSq)
Probably Corey Booker, too.
And Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:31 PM (94pMa)
Yeah, but Mayor Pete enjoyed it more than any of them.
They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
only if he promises to campaign in Blackface.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (/N1lN)
him being fed uppers for each debate.
That sounds like just the thing for an 80-year-old with a history of aneurysms!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Braenyard
Like the Mafia chieftains decked out with nurses, oxygen and wheelchairs for their court appearances.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (gh1GI)
Joe's a great great great guy, the best really, and would be a wonderful contrast to President Trump in the general election.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (w9UDP)
to the Preezy nomination
'Cause he's a Biden through and through
He'll give 'em quite a battle
All his brain can handle
He'll stroke some
He'll spaz some too
But Oh ... they love to hear him stut-t-t-t
Oh ...the do respect him but
They LOVE to hear him stut !!!
Yeah !!!
Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (zRbHz)
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There is a precedence for great landslides by President's who are impeached (or about to be impeached).
Note for the obvious: I didn't say which order the landslide came in vis a vis the impeachment.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM
It does increase his kinetic energy, however.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I was acksually suggesting Joe has no parachute to pull before he falls into where he's heading...but yeah, a rock aint speeding things up.
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (94pMa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (NVYyb)
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I wish he was here to call us wacko birds and hobbits, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:36 PM (q80AH)
They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
only if he promises to campaign in Blackface.
He should go drag. The kids love it, and it will appeal to women voters!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)
I believed that... until I was about 20. Then I met my first ever politician face-to-face, when I sat next to former US Rep. Peter Blute (R-MA) on a flight back from DC when I was stationed at Belvoir. I was pleasantly surprised at how much of a "regular Joe" he came-off to be, and I didn't even live in his state at the time. Nice guy, but nothing "special".
Then I had to interact with state and federal politicians as a (very) local elected official in my town. To a person, I found them to be... ordinary. At best. Some of them were flat-out scummy. Others were dopey; I refer to my state rep as "20-watt" in polite company, for example. But even at the federal level, simply nothing spectacular.
Even met my then Governor, Willard "Mitt" Rmoney, in 2004. Again, nice guy, or seemed so at least. And I of course knew he could buy-and-sell me many times over. But again, nothing particularly... special.
I'm now pretty much convinced that, with very few exceptions, most elected officials are dullard glad-handers, most bureaucrats are pretty much just slow-witted leftist cogs in the giant machinery of the leviathan, and the entire government is filled with people who are, at the VERY best, at the top of the bell curve, with most on the "negative" slope.
Posted by: DocJ at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (77WPm)
Obama calls Biden, says "sorry good buddy, I'm going to endorse Deval, since he's black. Maybe you should just call it quits, it would be awfully humiliating for you to continue with me running against you?
In which case, Biden steps out, Obama endorses Deval as a savior for the Dems, and Trump has a real race on his hands.
Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (qqbvc)
All the progs are all, "People are so cruel, mocking his speaking style." "People are so mean."
I'll bet they mock PDT's style of speech all the time. And remember the late night shows mocking Melania's accent?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
My God, is there a more pathetic bunch of losers than the cucks at the Examiner and their idiotic (liberal) Twitter base?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by: Ree at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (N3yvc)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (w9UDP)
There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "The first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.
Posted by: Lizzy
The problem is that it is just as likely that he wouldn't actually die, but would gradually descend further into dementia, which would be more complicated and controversial. How demented is too demented? Especially when people are already used to his boneheaded statements.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (+lVUW)
What's the chance the Biden family and the Mueller family put Dad in the same facility?
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (vI+F1)
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The House of Representatives?
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (/N1lN)
But I would not guarantee she is the veep pick. If she even charismatic? Sure that is not a prerequisite, last time they went with Kaine. And we never heard a word from him once they lost.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (n13/j)
Oh, no she's not that "good" - she's horrible! But she's Loud, and she's Proud, and she's militantly Black, and they know that they NEED a black face on the ticket in order to energize black voters. And she's actively campaigning for the spot now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jo-Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019 03:27 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the shape of the rock and where you attached it?
Bullet shaped rock helmet would have to help you a bit.
Orientation and wind resistence would be improved.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (gh1GI)
Tell me about it. Brother in-law was adopted special needs (very sad story) but the "kid" now mid thirties likes to chop wood for fun. I mean, like all day fun. Until he's out of trees fun. You want kindling? No fucking problem. Point him to a stump. Matchsticks? You got it.
Really a good thing he's always happy.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (Z1ykJ)
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OK, when I was in HS, we had a retarded kid in our school who was a great guy, really nice, but very, very hyperactive.
The geniuses in the Special Ed department came up with a brilliant solution - they put a vest full of lead weights on him to drag him down. Until of course he became accustomed to the weight and grew stronger, when they would add more.
Again and again. For four years. And it's a good damn thing he was such a nice guy, because by our senior year he could rip a phone book in half.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (AzW6q)
Mell Tillis had a stutter, He was a hell of a lot smarter and more talented than Joe Biden.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (n13/j)
When it happens, I start strong and am in the midst of making a comprehensible point and then suddenly fall silent, like I exhausted a buffer. 5-10 seconds later, I'll apologize for the gap and continue.
That is not what Biden sounds like. Biden sounds bewildered, not like he ran out of words for the current thought before lining the words for the next one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)
And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.
They are not msm or media by any stretch.
...
i agree. I try to call them other things but nothing seems grabby and none ever stick, even in my own mind.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
pop pop goes the weasel
pop pop goes the corn pop
pop pop goes my eye
i just blew an eye
why why why
ride a train ride a train
im insane in the membrane
insane in the brain
insane in the membrane
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (M+Lyo)
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Biden/Abrams 2020 - Make America Stutter and Whistle Again
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM
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Every Choo-Choo needs a Whistle. Kismet.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (xsDSR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (ycWCI)
Only those who did a lot of cocaine, though. Those so dedicated to their habit they ended up smoking crack when the powder wasn't enough anymore.
Say, what's Biden's son's drug of choice again?
Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (/U3h1)
Posted by: Quint
I don't think the far left base will put up with two white guys ever again.
Who's left?
Kamala "put young black men in jail for marijuana while I smoked it"?
Tulsi?
Warren wouldn't play second fiddle to no one.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (kDUUX)
Biden should do an ad of him polishing his Camaro, dressed in a wife-beater and showing off the guns.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)
The Onion did it in 2009:
https://bit.ly/2QGFcjc
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (CQ3Qb)
Listen to interviews Biden did years ago. In particular, listen to the one where he rattled off lies about being first in his law school class and queen of the moot court, or whatever.
No stutter. Not even a pause.
But yeah, now it's Elect Stuttering Joe Biden. Don't be a hater.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (H8fSa)
Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (94pMa)
It will be great fun to watch all the meltdowns on TV, and it will make the last election night look mild in comparison.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
It would have an interesting effect on the national Popular Vote project, no wouldn't it?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet says Flatulus Toxicus is The Silent Killer! at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM
That may not be huge, but she is.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (Lic/8)
Unfortunately Songbird's fat bint of a daughter is here to tell us how special Uncle Joey is and it's no big deal Hunter takes bribes to keep him from breaking into houses.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (iw59Q)
We've got the Widow McCain and loud-mouthed daughter for that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
The opposite of red-pilled.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
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And Biden hates it, but I think he should embrace that like a fucking boss.
Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (NVYyb)
Biden will be the first politician to retire to spend less time with the family.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (w9UDP)
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He'll be starting and working at a nonprofit called Habitat for Insanity.
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (/N1lN)
...but Biden is a total fucking idiot.
Posted by: RKae
.........
And it's not my fault. He was an idiot before the two operations I performed on him.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bML9A)
Well her mama is up to her neck in Ukrainian "dealings."
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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People with dementia are incredibly stubborn also, it like goes hand in hand with the dementia.
Posted by: Blago at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (qqbvc)
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It would be great fun for Trump to win 47 states, but lose CA, NY, IL, and DC and also lose the popular vote.
Posted by: SH at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (sX1BW)
I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.
Someone in the DNC-MSM is making sure she continues to get attention. Something like this doesn't just happen:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3wgl8sd
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Joe's Brain Surgeon at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Oschisms"
Yup. My late mother was the sweetest lady you ever met. My sister took her in when she was unable to live on her own and lived her last few years very comfortably before passing in her sleep at 92. OTOH, my MIL is a nasty, selfish piece of work that no one wants around and is now starting the "I'll guess I'll spend Christmas alone" head games. BTW, my mother was devoutly pro-life and my MIL is a hardcore pro-abort Dem.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (OD2ni)
Please clap
Posted by: JEB at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (0OmEj)
All their own doing. Election night will be a blowout, Jane will get her wish. I just worry about what will happen next. They will be like rabid animals.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (BLT3V)
Posted by: jhawk90 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (/ZYFC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:34 PM (q80AH),
You, sir, are correct. The dollar he chucked across the Potomac led to a landslide that changed the rivers course. That is how the DC swamp was formed.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Except no black guy is going to listen to her.
Which is why the dems are between a rock and a hard place.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (kDUUX)
You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Here's something that you never gonna forget
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (aKsyK)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3wgl8sd
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:40 PM (bDqIh)
Yikes. She looks like a female prison guard.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
@LizRNC
WATCH @RepMikeTurner obliterate the Democrats' case
https://tinyurl.com/vbvwolx
This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (FTlwv)
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Cocaine also makes it difficult for you to complete
full thoughts and makes you ramble on from one subject to the next,
verbalizing your stream of thought.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM
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A sober person would have said: Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Posted by: irright at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: THE MEDIA at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (iexz+)
Asking for a fiend.
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (0jZvB)
All their own doing. Election night will be a blowout, Jane will get her wish. I just worry about what will happen next. They will be like rabid animals.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:41 PM (BLT3V)
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I'm praying every day that Warren wins the nomination.
I know I'm going to vote for her in the SC open primary.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (q80AH)
This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....
You too?
Posted by: Crazy Uncle Joe at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: overit at November
You ever seen Joe's eyes? their black like he's got doll eyes...they ain't livin' I tell ya - until he takes a sniff o' your hair then they roll over wide - oh then you hear that high pitch screaming...
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (32YRo)
They will be anyway irregardless of the outcome. It's who and what they are.
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Oschisms at November 21, 2019 03:38 PM (/U3h1)
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Pretty omnivorous I believe, though when he turned in his rental car a year or two back it had some meth in it and crack residue on a pipe. I seem to recall it was toot that got him kicked out of the Navy. And, based upon Joey Choo Choos angry words about pot the other day, I get the impression Hunter must do bong hits for breakfast, lunch and mid-afternoon snacks.
Posted by: zombie J. J. Cale at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (NVYyb)
Your mating plans - don't include me
Still here we are, my perv is showing
Don't trouble yourself - about my hand that is free
Why you should worry, you're not too young girl
There's grass on the field, that means it time that we play
We've got tonite, I may stroke out tomorrow
We've got tonite baby - why don't you stay ?
Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (zRbHz)
Posted by: Choda, Taint of Oryx at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (XK4CJ)
WATCH @RepMikeTurner obliterate the Democrats' case
https://tinyurl.com/vbvwolx
This guy is good. I don't recall seeing him before...but sometimes I don't recall what I had for breakfast so....
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 03:42 PM (cF8AT)
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Is it just me or is it weird that the RNC spokesman (whose Twitter account this is) has a 48-star flag as her profile banner graphic?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (0jZvB)
C-c-cardiac ablation
Posted by: Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Mel Tillis at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (QsyhO)
These guys on a YouTube livestream called "EFAP" just coined the term "Jeb-Pilled" to mean, I think, cucked-out.
The opposite of red-pilled.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
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Chemical castration by any other name ...
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (/N1lN)
https://tinyurl.com/t5huslk
In the very last paragraph, she sounds pretty sure she's going to be the Dem nominee's VP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WeBoned! at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (JdEZs)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL"
Yes. The Bulwark crew is much worse IMO. At least the Examiner does not actively support Dems. Sykes, Kristol, Last, Brandt and "The Expert" all support Dems.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (OD2ni)
That would be because state's like Rhode Island are RRRRAAAAAYYYYSSSSSIIIISSSSTTTT
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (w9UDP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (I2dne)
I've had older relatives, especially one grandfather, who came back to full functionality after a stroke. But their speaking and language was always odd after that - my grandpa had always been a great talker, and he still was, but after that he would be talking and come to a full dead stop, and then have to come up with some really odd word to replace the word he couldn't remember. It was as if a bunch of pages had been ripped out of his mental dictionary and were gone forever, and he couldn't ever get those words back. He could work around it and come up with new words to replace them, but it was quite - noticeable. And it gave him that odd appearance of a stutter.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Porky Pig having a conversation with Joe Biden at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Geoni)
Posted by: JOE BIDEN at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (lMn1U)
If Warren does win SC, she has the nomination imo.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Lic/8)
Posted by: raimondo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (yhZhU)
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I'm pretty sure of something else....
Posted by: Stacey's Fatty Liver Disease at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (QsyhO)
Posted by: Ever at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (ZZDMQ)
Yikes. She looks like a female prison guard
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Who? Fiona? My theory is she was Bruce Jenner's British opponent in the '76 Decathlon
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (wi1jZ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.
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I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Old Dude at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (LGXGf)
Worse if they lose IMHO.They will angry and rabid.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (BLT3V)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (rpxSz)
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If she becomes vice president, her Secret Service code name will be hippopotamass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (gh1GI)
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There's room to speculate that they pair one of their "first" candidates (first gay, first woman of color, first Latino) as VP on the ticket knowing full well Biden will die in office and they get their first as POTUS that way.
Posted by: Lizzy
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Completely agree.. At one point I thought Tulsi would make a good match for Biden, but she would alienate the far left..
They will probably give Mayor Pete the VEEP slot.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 21, 2019 03:30 PM (so+oy)
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American president is fudgepacking weakling! Country is joke! Easy pickings! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: Foreign Adversaries Everywhere at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (IC+FT)
And we watch as they all want to be Hollywood and entertainment stars.
They are not msm or media by any stretch.
...
i agree. I try to call them other things but nothing seems grabby and none ever stick, even in my own mind.
Posted by: ace
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I think we've referred to them as propagandists more than once and it definitely applies.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (lwKRt)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (w9UDP)
But if the rock is shaped like a big deep state parachute ... he might be saved.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (Cus5s)
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That would be entertaining for sure.
The sea of red. The small islands of blue.
"America obviously wants Democrats to rule them!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NVYyb)
How is your mom coming along after her heart valve surgery?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 03:17 PM (WI7YS)
Hey Fen, she actually got pushed to today after 2 emergencies to precedent. She is going in right now. Thanks for the prayers.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (HO4be)
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I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black
Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)
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"Turning gay for business reasons," as Zappa put it in "Thing-Fish."
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (wi1jZ)
Really, they are still whining about the 2000 recount in Florida. They never accept that they lose.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:43 PM (I2dne)
What state are they from?
Posted by: Someguy at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (O+iVW)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (M0u+N)
I would like to say " I have mercy boned worse"
but alas, no
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)
That one bends space-time. She exerts her own gravity well.
Posted by: Bob Seger Biden at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (zRbHz)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (pw+jk)
So is his deceased wife, his living wife, his deceased son, his drug addled son, his train use, his obvious plastic surgery, his daughter in law sleeping with the living drugged up son, his friendship with McCain, his worship of Obama, his folksy talking style, his humble roots, and so on.
Posted by: MJ at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gAMkn)
Posted by: eleven at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)
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Well, isn't that just fetch?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (qC1Sy)
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Rotunda has left the building. Repeat: Rotunda has left the building.
Posted by: Secret Service at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (sWM8x)
"And I am confident the eventual ticket will have Georgia on its mind."
Yeah, she seems pretty sure she'll be on someone's ticket.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
California Law Aimed At Acquiring Trump's Tax Returns Ruled Unconstitutional
Great folks at The Federalist
https://tinyurl.com/uf77y2o
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:45 PM (Kpl3J)
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My dad suffered a grievous head injury about 15 years ago. Not a stroke, but had brain damage. It took him a while to speak normally again and he sometimes does the long pause when fishing for the way forward. I don't know if it is exactly like a stroke, but I suspect it might be similar.
I am not sure about Biden, but he wasn't do this at the start of the campaign, at least not nearly so much. And it was a Dem-only debate that should have been pretty straightforward in terms of preparation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (I2dne)
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Rumor has it Biden's stutter gets worse when he goes home to Wilmington and sees clowns in the sewers.
I'm dying here.
The horde is killing it with the Biden snark.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (w9UDP)
Joe Biden beat Paul Ryan in a televised debate.
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
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Mystifying at the time
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (NVYyb)
alternate headline
Back female weighs heavy on candidates
Posted by: REDACTED at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (JoUsr)
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
Posted by: attila the thrilla"
But he lost to Sarah Palin (at worst a draw). But the Kristol types told us she had no future in the party.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (iiT9X)
The state's highest court found that the new legislation passed by Democrats flew "in conflict with the [state] constitution's specification of an inclusive open presidential primary ballot."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)
He can't possibility mean to suggest Trump gets better reviews from the media than he actually deserves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)
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Yeah, but they were just trying to keep this kid from running in the halls. Turned him into He-Man. Not a bad thing I guess. But by the time he was done with school, that sucker had to be 100lbs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:24 PM (Kpl3J)
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Well, since it's clear she can't win an election on her own, it makes sense to put her in the #2 slot
Posted by: can of spam at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (g0aRc)
Posted by: 11B40 at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (evgyj)
For those who missed it this morning, here's a piece by Stacey Abrams from my fish wrap this morning:
https://tinyurl.com/t5huslk
In the very last paragraph, she sounds pretty sure she's going to be the Dem nominee's VP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:44 PM (ptqGC)
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Oh please let the nominee be Kamala -- so we can root for Skank and Tank 2020!!!
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (/N1lN)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)
If I had a squeeze machine I'd never leave the house.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (zRbHz)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (87EdW)
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I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black
Black female. Pulls in the extreme far left base.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (kDUUX)
There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Kpl3J)
Or not.
Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (iiT9X)
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Why do that when her loyalists are doing everything to ensure a brokered convention where the establishment can screw over Bernie again and crown her queen without her campaigning?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (q80AH)
tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
Anyone who cared about him would have told him not to run this time. They would have said he should get out of the spotlight, enjoy his twilight years, and spend time with his accumulating grandkids.
Posted by: WOPR at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (gh1GI)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (QsyhO)
Posted by: LexisTexas at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (mjcqU)
tell him it's time to retire --- or are they all so financially invested
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:19 PM (bDqIh)
No and yes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (j3npP)
Because for so many years (and it's embedded in the country's mystique) we believed and acted on what the press told us was going on.
Now that they've all chosen one side and are coordinating their attacks the country is at a loss for facts and without those we're panicking and when you panic you do random shit cause at that point anything might work.
We're at the stage of pre-Panic. And it's all because we allowed the press to lie all those years and let it go and laughed about it because we assumed the next class of J-school grads would be honest again and we go back to the normal way of reporting.
But too many radicals from the 60's and 70's got into the actual professorships at the j-schools and indoctrinated the next generation and the next generation. Along with everyone wanting to "make a difference" (which means get a hot scoop, ruin a politicians life and get a huge book deal) no one does journalism anymore.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (cxIsI)
He can't possibility mean to suggest Trump gets better reviews from the media than he actually deserves.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 03:51 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Not precisely. I read that a couple of times. I think he's implying that non-media types (that is, people) "grade him on a curve" and thus give him a pass despite being so obviously evil and terrible and whatnot.
I don't think that even Scarborough is insane enough to assert that the Press is too easy on Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (pw+jk)
..........
One of those, definitely one of those. Or both. Because the surgeries I performed on him had nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.
Don't listen to the nurse.
Posted by: Joe's Brain Surgeon at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:37 PM (NVYyb)
Couple of pit bulls, wife with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth holding a cock-eyed chihuahua... sucking on a bud light
I like it!
Posted by: DNC at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (Z1ykJ)
SS talking into jacket cuff microphone:
Airforce 2, 3 & 4 is on the move!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (kDUUX)
316 Just so we're clear...Joe Biden's word salad is a sign of his courage and fortitude.
So is his deceased wife, his living wife, his deceased son, his drug addled son, his train use, his obvious plastic surgery, his daughter in law sleeping with the living drugged up son, his friendship with McCain, his worship of Obama, his folksy talking style, his humble roots, and so on.
Posted by: MJ at November 21, 2019 03:48 PM (gAMkn)
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He has a drugged up daughter, too.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (IC+FT)
they both lost, and Gillum is under FBI investigation. There is the Baby Boomer tier of DEMS and then...nothing. The mayor of a small town in a state they cannot win is surging. This was not the plan.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (wi1jZ)
Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:52 PM (QsyhO)
Here's a terrifying thought: A Mooch/Tank ticket, or a Tank/Mooch ticket.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, she seems pretty sure she'll be on someone's ticket.
Right?
She must have pictures of an Obama-Soros-farm animal three-way on Little St James island or something.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (bDqIh)
There's not a single person in the Dem party who can say "No!!!" to a Loud, Angry, BIG Black Woman.
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And they're in a tough spot. Lots of big black women are sweet and nice. But if you're sweet and nice you don't go near politics, so they only the get Tank Abrams types.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (AzW6q)
his political career (his son, his brother, etc.) that they *need* him
to run?
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They need him to run so they can stay out of prison.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (QsyhO)
I'm assuming Joe Scarborough actually means grading on a curve here? I mean, if it were a simple scale, everyone would say Biden sucks. Either I'm a moron, or Scarborough is, but I know where my money is.
Of course, that's just what a moron would say...
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (yC060)
The opposite of red-pilled.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
Piss clap?
Posted by: vmom having a day of small bad portents at November 21, 2019 03:53 PM (G546f)
OK, when I was in HS, we had a retarded kid in our school who was a great guy, really nice, but very, very hyperactive.
The geniuses in the Special Ed department came up with a brilliant
solution - they put a vest full of lead weights on him to drag him down.
Until of course he became accustomed to the weight and grew stronger,
when they would add more.
the special ed department needed to wach more naruto.
Posted by: Rock Lee at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:50 PM (vEIlU)
Everyone with any sense told the California Legislature this was guaranteed when they passed that stupid thing (well, that it would get knocked down of one of many possible reasons) and they went ahead and voted for it anyways, because it Felt Good.
tells you a lot about the Democrat party.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Lizzy
$80k a month is a hell of an incentive.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (kDUUX)
She shot him down, implying that she might jump into the race herself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (q80AH)
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Let's give them "Diamond & Silk: 2020!"
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:54 PM (wi1jZ)
Newsome had to sign it into Law, too.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (gh1GI)
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
.........
laughing hyena > rented mule
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (O7kBk)
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (XzT/D)
No one has ever gone broke betting on hiw insanw Joe Scarborough is.
Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (w9UDP)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (H8fSa)
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
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Why'd you have to bring Hillary into this?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 21, 2019 03:56 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)
Poor ol' Handicapped Joe.
I feel so sorry for Our Disabled Politician of Record.
Come on everybody!
Let's all vote for Our First Stuttering President.
It'll be a Historic First!
...
...
...
Oh! Sorry. Sorry everyone.
I forgot all about Obama, Our Historic Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure.
Maybe Stuttering Joe can be number two!
Posted by: naturalfake at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (9X624)
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Nice of you to notice!
*slings schlong over shoulder*
Posted by: Michelle O at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (QsyhO)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (H8fSa)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (6XlcD)
"Yes."
(murmurs, gavel bangs)
"And can you tell us why you did this?"
"Zod preferred that the human candidate win."
"Are you saying that..."
"Yes. I am saying that Hillary Clinton is not a human. That is all. Everyone but Fiona Hill leave this room. Dr. Hill, remove your clothing. Do it now. Zod is about to turn that prissy frown upside down."
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (XzT/D)
Temple Grandin famously made herself a "squeeze machine" to self-administer pressure.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 21, 2019 03:49 PM (87EdW)
If I had a squeeze machine I'd never leave the house.
don't know about a squeeze machine, but mom's got a squeeze box she wears on her chest.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: wth
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Monkey Wash, Donkey Rinse.
Goin' to a party in the center of the Earth.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (wi1jZ)
I'm waiting for Joe to come to a debate in his robe and fart loudly, half way through.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)
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That'll get him all those Swalwell voters looking for their new guy...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (AzW6q)
Big Mac isn't defending Trump. She sounds angry that she knows she's right.
McCain Slams Behar, Media: 'Naive' To Think Impeachment Hearings Help Dems
https://tinyurl.com/s6pnphq
newsbusters.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (XzT/D)
Sure she would.. You make a lot of money running.. All that sweet donor cash...
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (U7cQ/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Now he can do it in Arkansas!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (kDUUX)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (H8fSa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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In an OPEN robe.
With a giant jug of cough syrup.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
The opposite of red-pilled.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
EFAP* is great, particularly when MaULer and Co go after idiot film critics like Movie Slob. Too bad you'll need at least 8-10 hours of free time to fully enjoy EFAP episodes and live-streams.
*Every Frame and Pause, for you degenerates who thought it meant something else,
Posted by: EFAP at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (LhK3i)
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Well, that metformin and Lipitor aren't going to pay for themselves!
Posted by: Stacey A. at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (QsyhO)
Then, when he 18O'd and signed stuff he'd previously rejected, he had no message of any kind. Bizarre. And disgusting. I have as much respect for the govt. and voters of CA as I have for those of Venezuela or Belarus. Of course, almost the same nationally.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
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Do they sell it by the jug?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: fixerupper at November 21, 2019 03:21 PM
It's like people complaining about multi-billionaires, and why do they keep working for money when they have enough. They're just driven, and it's never enough.
Same with the Clinton and Biden. A normal person would be happy to retire and live in luxery with their ill-gotten gains, but these people are just driven to grift. The scorpion stings because it's in his nature, Hillary drinks and grifts, and Biden grifts, eats paste and molests little girls.
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (yC060)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (NVYyb)
There's a YouTube clip of the lead guy from Government Mule along with Tedeschi-Trucks doing a performance at the White House. Barry is genuinely enjoying it - say what you will of the guy, but he is not inherently racist.
Michelle obviously resents white people playing blues, and makes no attempt to hide it.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (zRbHz)
Ha!
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:47 PM (NVYyb)
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Tatooed on the back of the neck.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (vEIlU)
Stacy Abrams could shatter the cement floor.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Orson at November 21, 2019 03:29 PM (J/oIZ)
I just stole that joke.
. I hope my Twitter doesn't get banned for attacking a disability.Posted by: Serious Cat at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (Xqo6t)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (H8fSa)
Posted by: Big Mike at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 03:57 PM (NVYyb)
...........
Then go: "Oops. Hardy-har. Can we take a break? I need to go check something. Hardy-har."
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (NVYyb)
+++++++++++++
I humbly nominate "Marche Slave" by Tchaikovsky for this purpose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (O7kBk)
Posted by: Constantine XI at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (yiAMj)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
Do they sell it by the jug?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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Not for us commoners, but politicians can buy it by the truck load.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (wi1jZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (hdzef)
The dull, moist clatter made by dozens of freshly-harvested skulls attached to a chain on my belt may not be "music."
But it is my choice.
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (wi1jZ)
+++++++++++++
Do they sell it by the jug?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
----
Not for us commoners, but politicians can buy it by the truck load.
Posted by: RKae
Politicians have refillable growlers.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (wi1jZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 03:59 PM (ptqGC)
That's common with dementia even in non-perverts. But since reverting back to childhood is also part of the disease - I have no doubt if this continues, we'll see an accelerated decline and Joe is going to do something that even his firmest supporters will be hard pressed to glaze over.
He could easily just grab some interviewer's boob and not think anything of it. Start watching for diapers too...
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Z1ykJ)
https://tinyurl.com/sh2aukb
Posted by: The Institute at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (LhK3i)
Posted by: Boswell at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (32YRo)
I am truly baffled by Stacey Abrams still being a thing.
I am too. They are most assuredly trying to make her "happen."
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 21, 2019 03:46 PM (JoUsr)
_____
"Germans were smart enough to vote for me despite my looks -- and look how that worked out for us." -- Frau Merkel
Posted by: ShainS at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (/N1lN)
McCain Slams Behar, Media: 'Naive' To Think Impeachment Hearings Help Dems
https://tinyurl.com/s6pnphq
newsbusters.org
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
Holy cats. Behar sez the Electoral College "was created to help slave states."
A reminder, horde. Behar taught public school.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
You can fool Joey choo choo and make him cry by pretending to steal his nose.
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:01 PM (gmo/4)
The detachable thumb trick can keep him humored for hours though...
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Posted by: Joe "Porky" Biden - Heroic Lifeguard at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (9X624)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (zRbHz)
Like a rented mule, he beat him.
Imagine that.
.........
laughing hyena > rented mule
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 03:55 PM
Tough call. Is Ryan a- dumber than Biden b- trying to lose c- all of the above?
Posted by: Grimaldi at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (yC060)
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (wi1jZ)
Robitussin!
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: JAS at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Widow Love & Rockets at November 21, 2019 04:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Lori Klausutis at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (NVYyb)
But it is my choice.
Posted by: Zod
the mental image produced was soothing and satisfying.
bravo, Zod.
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 21, 2019 04:05 PM (d7Ww2)
-
Well, All's Well That Swallows Well got a lot of good coverage.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (+y/Ru)
(Schiff) "But, I'm the chair of this..."
(Pulls Schiff's jaw off his head)
"Too much talking from this one. This hearing will begin where it ought to have begun. Bailiff, retrieve and deliver the former president, the colored one, to the cage..."
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 04:06 PM (XzVUd)
There's a YouTube clip of the lead guy from Government Mule along with Tedeschi-Trucks doing a performance at the White House. Barry is genuinely enjoying it - say what you will of the guy, but he is not inherently racist.
Michelle obviously resents white people playing blues, and makes no attempt to hide it.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:00 PM (zRbHz)
Now I hate Government Mule until I forget this comment
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:07 PM (pwU+e)
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When he remembers she is there?
Posted by: necessary precondition at November 21, 2019 04:07 PM (ERfh5)
Remember how Biden leered at her? Today's Joey Biden would just grope her and sniff her hair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
If he doesn't, E. Warren surely would.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (NVYyb)
Kneel before him.
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (XzT/D)
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I've heard of a meat shortage, but this is ridiculous!
Posted by: Joe's Family at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (vg8iE)
I just hope that the spikes on the golf shoes they use when stepping on their pathetic dicks don't get too dull from daily use.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:07 PM (pwU+e)
You gotta' see it. YouTube "I'd rather go blind white house" and look at Michelle's face.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (zRbHz)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 03:32 PM (QDnY+)
It's a brave new world.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (Hg4NE)
Posted by: Archer at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (gmo/4)
Big Mike, though...I don't know. She does hate white people if her history is any indication.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (j3npP)
I'm pretty sure that behavior also goes back pre 2008.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (XzVUd)
Just imagine the things he could get away with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (ptqGC)
"Barack Hussein Obama."
"That is not a name. That is a sound. Or an exotic, complicated disease. State your name."
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (XzT/D)
The opposite of red-pilled.
Posted by: ace at November 21, 2019 03:39 PM (PbpT7)
Jeb is old news, although I'm sure the Bush Dynasty is pulling a lot of dirty strings still.
Mitt should be the new target. He disgusts us all and is actively fighting against the POTUS.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: gaius martius at November 21, 2019 04:10 PM (hMlTh)
This Ukraine mess is going to blow wide open; no telling how many people it's going to take down.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 21, 2019 04:10 PM (HcHqw)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:07 PM (pwU+e)
You gotta' see it. YouTube "I'd rather go blind white house" and look at Michelle's face.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (zRbHz)
Will do. Just don't tell me any members of Widespread Panic secretly played at Obama's White House. I wouldn't recover.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (kA8lw)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:07 PM (pwU+e
===============
I think they played "Midnight In Harlem" that night, and it was tremendous. Haines, Trucks and Susan Tedeschi are just great together.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at November 21, 2019 04:12 PM (O7kBk)
"Barack Hussein Obama."
"That is not a name. That is a sound. Or an exotic, complicated disease. State your name."
Posted by: Zod
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His full name is "Barack Hussein Obama Mmm Mmm Mmm."
...If memory serves.
Posted by: RKae at November 21, 2019 04:12 PM (wi1jZ)
Pillow fighting. To be fair.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 04:12 PM (XzVUd)
"Barack Hussein Obama."
"That is not a name. That is a sound. Or an exotic, complicated disease. State your name."
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:09 PM (XzT/D)
.........
Barry Soetoro?
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at November 21, 2019 04:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (XzVUd)
A reminder, horde. Behar taught public school.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
yep, and that Trump voters were a cult.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
👌
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (Hg4NE)
Mitt should be the new target. He disgusts us all and is actively fighting against the POTUS.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
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I wonder why Trump asked to have lunch with him earlier today.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)
This. That "Everyone Knows A Mitt Romney" column was priceless.
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (XzT/D)
and it was tremendous. Haines, Trucks and Susan Tedeschi are just great
together.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (NVYyb)
They really are. I could sit in a lawn chair next to a cooler and listen to them as long as they'd play.
But you know, it's stuff like that that makes me not pick up the guitar much anymore. I got music in me - just can't get it out. Pisses me off.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (zRbHz)
A reminder, horde. Behar taught public school.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:03 PM (ptqGC)
yep, and that Trump voters were a cult.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
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A countermeasure against Virginia's overwhelming power was an effort to...strengthen slave states?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:11 PM (pwU+e)
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John Bell was a buddy of my libtard brother in high school. I have never seen them play. Are they any good?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (NVYyb)
Bartenders says: "We don't serve murderers and retards."
I denounce myself.
Posted by: wth at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
Wuh?
I thought there was supposed to be lots of free love and sex in a cult. I was robbed.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)
Make him an offer?
Posted by: Braenyard at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (Hg4NE)
Didn't Palin beat Biden 4 years earlier?
Remember how Biden leered at her? Today's Joey Biden would just grope her and sniff her hair.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 21, 2019 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
Yes. Yes she did. She trounced Joe Bribem in their debate. And all the MSM could say, on the front page headlines, was how impressive Slow Joe was. He would just mouth off numbers and statistics that were obviously bullsh*t to support his arguments. Later, on page 17B, the press admitted that Bribem had made 27 "factual inaccuracies" during the debate, a clever euphemism for "he lied his ass off". And she was supposed to be the stupid one.
Posted by: Richard Head at November 21, 2019 04:15 PM (LLUXC)
@seanmdav
2m
US Embassy pressed Ukraine to drop probe of George Soros group during 2016 election
This is good to know. At least there are people targeting him now. I thought he was untouchable.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)
Look at you, with that fancy post! No mere ampersand for you!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:15 PM (NVYyb)
"If you think about it, for a Democrat, he's a genius!"
"Debating him... wouldn't that be elder abuse?"
"Hell, I'd get confused too if I had to run on Democrat policies! Like I'd be thinking 'Help! Somebody remind me, what planet are we orbiting today, again?"
"I'm glad to see he's fading - he's the one that really scares me, you know?"
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (PXD5t)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (33IdA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 21, 2019 04:13 PM (q80AH)
Settle the family business.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:15 PM (NVYyb)
My envious look at that masterpiece was Bidenesque.
Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (zRbHz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (NVYyb)
Best Southern Rock back in history. JB is a genuine troubadour and talented as fuck. All of them are. One of the best live concert experiences a person can ever have.
They never sold out either. Good people.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (pwU+e)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 04:14 PM (1CjJc)
You probably didn't pay up in 2016 Covfefe is for closers.
Posted by: Zod at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (XzT/D)
======
I wanted to tell him over cold soup that his kid was going to jail on the Ukraine stuff. I think he'll appreciate the gesture.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (BjYDm)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (33IdA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:15 PM (vEIlU)
++++++++++++++
We never will. Not all European countries appreciate a communist carpetbagger trying to run their houses, though.
I don't know if Ukraine is that group like Hungary is. We'll see.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (I2dne)
Byron York@ByronYork 15m
Schiff says when Republicans use phrase 'Russia hoax,' they are denying Russian interference. Untrue. Obvious fact: When Republicans use phrase, they are referring to accusations, from Schiff and others, that Trump campaign conspired/coordinated with Russia in 2016.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 21, 2019 04:17 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 21, 2019 04:02 PM (Z1ykJ)
And Milk Duds falling out his pockets onto the stage.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at November 21, 2019 04:18 PM (cxIsI)
Hill worked for Soros at his Open Society Institute, which helped fund anti-Trump election meddling efforts in Ukraine in 2016, for more than 6 years.
@seanmdav
US Embassy pressed Ukraine to drop probe of George Soros group during 2016 election.
https://tinyurl.com/rdqmu9n
There is video at the link from ABC News of her making these statements with this quote:
"Asked whether attacks on Lt. Col. Vindman had a "tinge of anti-Semitism," Fiona Hill says, "Certainly when they involve George Soros."
"The trope against Mr. Soros was also created for political purpose. This is the new 'Protocols of the Elders of Zion.'"
Posted by: Tami at November 21, 2019 04:18 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 04:16 PM (33IdA)
+++++++++++
Stay here, folks! Avoid the noid!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 21, 2019 04:18 PM (I2dne)
She sure couldn't play it. I doubt if she's even able to play the radio without somebody to help her.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 21, 2019 04:18 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Toad-O at November 21, 2019 04:18 PM (bZ968)
Posted by: Gordon Shumway at November 21, 2019 04:19 PM (BrfST)
Posted by: Cosda at November 21, 2019 04:25 PM (7v4mU)
Damn that's diabolical! Joe's sitting on a shitload of cash and they don't dare give him the old heave-ho! Then just before the election, he spends it all on buying the whole team brand new Camaros!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 21, 2019 04:26 PM (PXD5t)
Posted by: politics uber alles at November 21, 2019 04:30 PM (0hOKG)
Posted by: Rasil B at November 21, 2019 04:37 PM (mwg8t)
ACKSUALLY adding the mass of the rock would not increase his speed
Posted by: Some Ackshually pansy from Vox at November 21, 2019
*
*
Right; a feather (absent air resistance) and a drop of lead fall at the same rate. But if Joe's got a rock tied to his back, he will mass more and hit harder, right?
One can hope.
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