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Breaking: DNA Test Establishes That the Baby Hunter Biden Denies Is His Is In Fact His

A guy who lies and lies and denies the paternity of his child certainly would never use his political connections to Pappy Biden to grift favors for the company paying his unqualified ass $80,000 per month.

DNA testing has established, "with scientific certainty," that Hunter Biden is the father of an Arkansas baby, according to a motion filed Wednesday in Independence County on behalf of the child’s mother, Lunden Alexis Roberts.

Biden, son of former vice president Joe Biden, "is not expected to challenge the results of the DNA test or the testing process," the filing states.

A friend snarks: "They way they could tell paternity was that the baby was also on the board of a number of Ukraine gas companies."

Can't wait for the great moralizers on the Fake Conservative (actual liberal establishment) right to explain to us why this is no big deal and says nothing about Hunter Biden's character nor of Joe Biden's.

I don't know anything about this source, but an outfit calling itself Interfax claims that Ukranian MPs are demanding that the US investigate a shady financier who they say has connections to the US Democrat Party.

At a press conference at the Interfax-Ukraine agency on Wednesday, MP Andriy Derkach announced that deputies have received new materials from investigative journalists about international corruption and the participation of Ukrainian officials in it.

"Last week, November 14, the Prosecutor General's Office (PGO), unnoticed by the media, announced a new suspicion to the notorious owner of Burisma, ex-Ecology Minister Zlochevsky. According to the suspicion, the Yanukovych family is suspected, in particular, with legalizing (laundering) of criminally obtained income through Franklin Templeton Investments, an investment fund carrying out purchases of external government loan bonds totaling $7.4 billion," Derkach said.

Ukrainian members of parliament have demanded the presidents of Ukraine and the United States, Volodymyr Zelensky and Donald Trump, investigate suspicions of the legalization of $7.4 billion by the "family" of ex-President Viktor Yanukovych through the American investment fund Franklin Templeton Investments, which they said has ties to the U.S. Democratic Party.

They say further that Templeton Investments spirited away $16.5 million into different secret accounts, notably including an account in the name of one Hunter Biden.

Twitter has already suspended an BreakingNews account which tweeted out this story.

Build your own internet, peons. Meanwhile we'll be here in DC, sucking millions from Google and mega-corporations, throwing champagne and caviar parties every month with our Free Money and talking up "old-fashioned roll-up-your-sleeves hard-workin' conservatism."

Ever notice that all of the strident propagandists for alleged Free Market Corporatism themselves have only the most tangential and hypothetical experience with actual capitalism?

They're sucking money from gifts cadged out of older people who have been tricked into thinking these people are pushing conservatism, rather than liberal-leaning archlibertarianism. As well as barely-disguised bribes from Google, Koch, etc.

What does this have to do with actually earning money, cash-for-services, cash-for-product?

These people all seem to admire capitalism -- from a safe distance, you understand.

They certainly appreciate the capitalist spirit, in others.

But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.

I think it should be a rule that these High Priests of Archlibertarianism must disclose, yearly, precisely when their last contact with the capitalist system actually occurred.

For a huge swathe of them, the answer will be either "Never" or "When I was working at a Dairy Queen in junior year of high school."

When was the last time these fake-ass "libertarian capitalists" worked for an organization whose cash-flow was not generated by a mixture of beggary and bribery?

Update: 10x25mm says this about Interfax:

Interfax Ukraine is the Ukrainian operating arm of Interfax, an independent Russian news agency. Interfax Russia was associated, to some extent, with Boris Yeltsin after he rescued them from attacks by the CPSU during its final days of power.

The owner of Interfax is Mikhail Vitalivich Kommisar, who maintains a vanishingly low profile for security reasons. He is not held in high regard by the current powers in Russia.

Interfax does have a major partnership with Moody's Investors Services providing financial information on former USSR entities called SPARK.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:02 PM




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1 worst

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:03 PM (9VeU0)

2 At least he can say well I didn't knock up my dead brother's widow!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:03 PM (9VeU0)

3 These Bidens are top notch people.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (xptlg)

4 LOL get fucked?

Posted by: steevy at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (KNsKs)

5 and i nooded

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (9VeU0)

6 #LOLGF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (jDqdz)

7 Chelsea's dad?

Posted by: Bruce at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (vd8XM)

8 What a truly awful person.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (TdMsT)

9 I thought I couldn't have a lower opinion of what a pos this guy was than I already had.

I was wrong.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (Y4EXg)

10 Not bad for a guy all jacked up on coke.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2019 04:04 PM (u6xw0)

11 Hunter Biden :


You ...


ARE

the Crack Baby Daddy!

Posted by: Jerry Springer at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (yDWtO)

12 yeesh. what a scum. he and his dad are two turds that need to be flushed. that poor kid.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (a0IVu)

13 DNA Test Establishes That the Baby Hunter Biden Denies Is His Is In Fact His

Hey, let's not smear the kid, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (DXT9A)

14 Quick! Get that baby a job in the foreign energy industry!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (xptlg)

15 Crackhead deadbeat dad gets multimillion dollar contract with Ukrainian gas company.

Nothing to see here.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (9VeU0)

16 DNA Test Establishes That the Baby Hunter Biden Denies Is His Is In Fact His



Love SCIENCE sexually, bitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ob5xJ)

17 He didn't lie, just too high to remember.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (CQ3Qb)

18 It's the algorithms.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (a+QMf)

19 Look, I might have taken a few million dollars that I wasn't entitled to, and some liberties with female party guests, but that doesn't mean I'll sit here and listed to you bad mouth America! I'm leaving for a non extradiction country.

Posted by: Hunter becomes the Hunted at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (RT0lL)

20 And in related news: the baby was also just asked to be on the board of Burisma!


*They must have heard him pass some gas, decided he was expert enough to serve.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (bDqIh)

21 (insert stupid montel Williams joke here)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ppBhU)

22 Annnnd, I'll bet you $ to donuts, this ass will not support the child in any meaningful way.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (Y4EXg)

23 When the kid starts teething, look out for meth teeth. They're a tell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

24 Waiting for the left to demand Hunter go public to support this kid. #WhereIsDeadbeatDad?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (LISuA)

25 Crackhunter, you ARE the father!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (1CjJc)

26 Dead beat Biden

Posted by: VM's phone at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (EGSGm)

27 someone should ask Joe about taking some time off to get to know his newest grand baby.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (a0IVu)

28 I didn't know the Bidens were from Arkansas.

Or did he have a sister from another mother who lived there?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (O8SrN)

29 At least the kid will inherit millions in Ukranian cash when Hunter doesn't commit suicide.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

30 Will anyone congratulate Joe on his future grandchild?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (yRAFu)

31 Not bad for a guy all jacked up on coke.
Posted by: dananjcon


Baby was born with a $1,000 a day habit.
Mother passes a drug test.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (ob5xJ)

32 18 It's the algorithms.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (a+QMf)

Al Gore Rythms.

Its a chakra thing.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (NgKpN)

33 Poor kid. I hope it's a boy. If it's a girl, she's only got about 7 years of peace before her creepy grandpa starts sniffing her.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (I2dne)

34 Hmmm... wonder if Joe gets congratulations from everyone at tonight's debate. Joe's got a new grandchild!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (wiXsO)

35 Hunter Biden is about to learn the lesson of "The screwing you get for the screwing you got."

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (N39Ws)

36 *They must have heard him pass some gas, decided he was expert enough to serve.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (bDqIh)


Maybe Swallowell is the father.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (DXT9A)

37 What's weird is he used a condom.


...to smuggle the cocaine back from overseas.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (yDWtO)

38 Hunter gotta hunt.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (qzF84)

39 Mom, will I have crack teef?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (vtcmf)

40 Burisma hires baby Biden to board, salary set at market rate, for Bidens. 80K per month.

Posted by: CNN MONEY at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (EmVe4)

41 Grandpa Joe will have some new hair to sniff and fondle.

Posted by: Galil at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (Pzzpr)

42 Does this mean Hunter will placed on an Arkansas Energy Company's board?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (yRAFu)

43 That can't be my child because at that time in my life I suffered from a medical condition and I couldn't spooge.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

Biden 2020

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (+0AKE)

44 34
Hmmm... wonder if Joe gets congratulations from everyone at tonight's debate. Joe's got a new grandchild!!!!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (wiXsO)
That would be epic.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (N39Ws)

45 Gotta luv the third comment: "He's had a rough year. Maybe he (HB) should've invested in some condoms instead of an energy company."

LOL.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (HaL55)

46 Has he banged the baby's auntie yet???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

47 Crack Baby Griftketball Association

Posted by: Allie at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (UnA8+)

48 Hunter ran out of dead brothers' widows.


And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive? He's a younger, creepier version of his dad. And has meth teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (ptqGC)

49 Top 50?

Posted by: CliffClavin at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (dyCMp)

50 Beddin' a Biden.

Never a good choice.

Posted by: Joe Mama at November 20, 2019 04:07 PM (UCiEJ)

51 i feel sorry for the kid. joe biden for a grandfather.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

52 "The Christian Case for fathering, abandoning, and lying about bastard children." -- David French

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (6DVEu)

53 Hey, if you can kill 'em, the least we can do is abandon 'em.

Posted by: Dave Chappelle at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (EiN80)

54 -
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Breaking: DNA Test Establishes That the Baby Hunter Biden Denies Is His Is In Fact His
---------------------




But, did he give his Biden-Word on it?

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (pMGkg)

55 Someone has to explain DNA test to the paste eater before he starts sputtering something hilariously dumb.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (y7DUB)

56 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

57 You know who's thrilled about this news?

Prince Andrew. Now he has a shot at getting out of the glare of the news reports.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (DXT9A)

58 @proteinwisdom 4 minutes ago

She should ask for $83k per month in child support.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (cF8AT)

59 And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive?

Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

Well, that and crack withdrawal.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (9VeU0)

60 Hunter, you're on your own, pal. The "I was eating pizza at the time" excuse won't work.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (bDqIh)

61 And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive? He's a younger, creepier version of his dad. And has meth teeth.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

----

If you are rich and powerful, there are those woman that will let you grab their mish. Well, more that just grab apparently.

It is known.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (Y4EXg)

62 One million dollars!

*pinky raised to mouth

Posted by: Doctor Evil, Child Support Attorney at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (q177U)

63 51
i feel sorry for the kid. joe biden for a grandfather.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (KP5rU)

_______



Oh well, at least he has a responsible father.

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (6DVEu)

64 The awkward part is going to be explaining how reproduction works to his father.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (yDWtO)

65 Seriously, the way that Trump exposed all of these clowns is beautiful.

Trump.

We truly live in an age of miracles.

Posted by: Frankenstein at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (wCmLp)

66 55 Someone has to explain DNA test to the paste eater before he starts sputtering something hilariously dumb.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (y7DUB)


"D & A? Is that like T & A?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (DXT9A)

67 In Arkansas? He go cruisin' with Billy Jeff?

Posted by: josephistan at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (7HtZB)

68 Someone has to explain DNA test to the paste eater before he starts sputtering something hilariously dumb.
Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (y7DUB)
++++++++++++
I don't know why this is being given any attention. I mean, how do you get both a "D" and an "A" in the same test?

- Joe "Paste is Delicious" Biden

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (I2dne)

69
My pronouns are:
Yo

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (1XAal)

70 56 !Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

Ho!

Posted by: Sgt. Toomey at November 20, 2019 04:09 PM (n13/j)

71 Hunter says it's really all ok. It turns out the baby's mother is actually his cousin, so the Biden's will settle all the financial issues within their family.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (LISuA)

72 >>>Yo!
Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)

73 "The Christian Case for fathering, abandoning, and lying about bastard children." -- David French
Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (6DVEu)


Thread winner.

Posted by: Frankenstein at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (wCmLp)

74 Someone has to explain DNA test to the paste eater before he starts sputtering something hilariously dumb.
Posted by: Captain Hate


No, wait!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (ob5xJ)

75 what an idiot, he cannot even do surprise anal right

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (HALdu)

76 Will anyone congratulate Joe on his future grandchild?

If Trump tweets this, I'm gonna need emergency treatment for priapism. Maybe I should have some EMTs on stand-by.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (ppBhU)

77 Man oh man! In addition to Ukraine and China Hunter may need to moonlight on the board of an oil company in Zimbabwe to cover the child support payments.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (m45I2)

78 Man I hope some Dem offers Uncle Joe congrats on being a grandpa again on stage tonight.

That castro guy. He should do it.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

79 David French is penning a sermon on the virtue and character of Joe Biden as I type.

Posted by: Tentotwo at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (yhf6w)

80 Hunter says it's really all ok. It turns out the baby's mother is actually his cousin, so the Biden's will settle all the financial issues within their family.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (LISuA)



The original quote said she was his cousin and his sister.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

81 what an idiot, he cannot even do surprise anal right
Posted by: not so

----

"Mished it by 'that' much!"

Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (Y4EXg)

82


How many Arkansas babies does Bill Clinton have? Hunter only has one, so far, Bill must have a dozen or so out there.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (ikxxu)

83 >>And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that
creepy douche attractive? He's a younger, creepier version of his dad.
And has meth teeth.


HAD meth teeth. He got them all capped and bleached for the recent interview, so they're just like Joe's chompers now.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (bDqIh)

84 The Mom didn't even have to breast feed the kid.

It just snorted the milk straight off her ass.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (yDWtO)

85 Now joe and the kid can share his teeth.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

86 Cocaine makes you horny as fuck. Throw in some Viagra and you are talking some serious child support payments.

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (q177U)

87 So, was the paternity test funded by elements of the Ukrainian government?

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (Pqytn)

88 And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that
creepy douche attractive? He's a younger, creepier version of his dad.
And has meth teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


We hear all the time about how women can look past the physical - and appreciate a deeply spiritual guy, or a good solid provider, he makes me laugh, blah, blah, blah.

Don't you think others can look past those douchetastic vibes and see "Hey, he's got political connects, can make things happen for me, and great sex is highly over-rated by comparison" ?

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (EiN80)

89 78 Man I hope some Dem offers Uncle Joe congrats on being a grandpa again on stage tonight.

That castro guy. He should do it.
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (9VeU0)


The kid is probably already the same size as Castro.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (DXT9A)

90 With all these kids its a good thing I have 16 jobs that I never have to go to.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (+0AKE)

91 >>>>At least the kid will inherit millions in Ukranian cash when Hunter doesn't commit suicide.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (CQ3Qb)


LMAO!!

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

92 Is it just me or are the Dems pretty much torpedoing Biden's presidential run with this impeachment inquiry?

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (n13/j)

93 I'm dying here.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (ptqGC)

94 >>>Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)



Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)



Sweet!

Posted by: Sweet! at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (jDqdz)

95 I don't know...

Hunter's making tons of money, getting high, drinking the best whiskey and getting laid.

Sounds like he's got this life nailed and we're the idiots following the rules.

Busting ass trying to earn a living while taking care of our responsibilities.

Who's the dummy in this picture?

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (U6f/q)

96 Man oh man! In addition to Ukraine and China Hunter may need to moonlight on the board of an oil company in Zimbabwe to cover the child support payments.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (m45I2)
+++++++++++++
Don't get too excited, Hunter. $80k ZWD is only a couple of hundred bucks per month.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (I2dne)

97 The Biden's should be the spokesmen for Isuzu.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (HALdu)

98 How many Arkansas babies does Bill Clinton have? Hunter only has one, so far, Bill must have a dozen or so out there.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian

Assumes fact not in evidence, to whit: that he can conceive.

Posted by: Zombie Web Hubbel at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (UCiEJ)

99 87 So, was the paternity test funded by elements of the Ukrainian government?
Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (Pqytn)

Mother's real name?

Natasha?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

100 -
--
And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive?


-------------------------------------

She covered his face with a giant pile of Ukrainian hryvnias.


Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (pMGkg)

101 78
Man I hope some Dem offers Uncle Joe congrats on being a grandpa again on stage tonight.



That castro guy. He should do it.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

Gabbard is enough of a wild card to do it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (1CjJc)

102 Quelle surprise . . .

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (14URa)

103 Didn't Hunter just marry some South African chick? That isn't this one?

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (9VeU0)

104 Mom, hide the shampoo from grampa.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (vtcmf)

105 And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive? He's a younger, creepier version of his dad. And has meth teeth.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


We hear all the time about how women can look past the physical - and appreciate [/b

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian


the cash.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (ob5xJ)

106 91 >>>>At least the kid will inherit millions in Ukranian cash when Hunter doesn't commit suicide.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 04:06 PM (CQ3Qb)


LMAO!!
Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

Only if she can get it back from Hunter's Coke dealer.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (NgKpN)

107 Ha! Tiptoe thru the barrel.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (ob5xJ)

108 Trump should send out a tweet congratulating Biden on his new grandchild.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (xPl2J)

109

"And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that
creepy douche attractive?"

A woman who loves money and being close to power, no matter if it's the Idiot Son of an Idiot VP.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (ikxxu)

110 Bets part is the sleaze that is the Biden family is getting exposed nationally.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (a0IVu)

111 Such a trashy family, seriously

Posted by: VM's phone at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (EGSGm)

112 103
Didn't Hunter just marry some South African chick? That isn't this one?

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (9VeU0)
Nope. The one he married is about 19, South African trust-fund baby who lives in LA.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (14URa)

113 A Funny thing happened to me on my way to the In-Patient Rehab Center...

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (yDWtO)

114 If you think Hunter Biden is unattractive, wait until you meet Charlie Sheen.


How do these guys get women?

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (HALdu)

115 Mother's real name?



Natasha?

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (NgKpN)

================================
We need Fusion GPS to investigate! We need the truth!

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (Pqytn)

116 101 78
Man I hope some Dem offers Uncle Joe congrats on being a grandpa again on stage tonight.



That castro guy. He should do it.

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (9VeU0)

Gabbard is enough of a wild card to do it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (1CjJc)

Trump tweet in 3... 2... 1..

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (NgKpN)

117 The Aristocrats!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (jDqdz)

118 I wonder who would be selected as House Impeachment Managers. I wouldn't touch it, as it is a sure loser.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (JRaU+)

119 Is Hunter's little mistake born yet?

Posted by: Galil at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Pzzpr)

120 Didn't Hunter just marry some South African chick? That isn't this one?

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:13 PM (9VeU0)


Yeah, he married a S. African woman he'd known for a few days. And the baby momma is a cheerleader or something from Arkansas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (ptqGC)

121 >>"Look, I might have taken a few million dollars that I wasn't entitled
to, and some liberties with female party guests, but that doesn't mean
I'll sit here and listed to you bad mouth America! I'm leaving for a
non extradition country."--

Posted by: Hunter


The line forms over there behind Mr. Brennan, Mr. Clapper, Mr. and Mrs. Clinton, Ms. Lynch and extends around the block.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (YVDiH)

122
How to pick up hot chicks...



Have a great big fat wallet and a huge bank account

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (1XAal)

123 Arkansas woman: "Hunter, I'm pregnant!"

Hunter: "How can you be sure it's yours?"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (m45I2)

124 And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive?

maybe she was drunk, I'm giving her the benefit of doubt

Posted by: DanMan at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (XTiHL)

125 The Mom didn't even have to breast feed the kid.

It just snorted the milk straight off her ass.
Posted by: garrett



LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (ob5xJ)

126 He's a younger, creepier version of his dad. And has meth teeth.



Posted by: Jane D'oh

IKR? He is so, so, so, so gack.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (14URa)

127 >>"And I asked in the previous thread, what type of actual woman finds that creepy douche attractive?"


If the creepy douche is wearing 2,000 dollar shoes and a 10,000 dollar watch?


Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (yDWtO)

128 do we have to thank hunter for his service too?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (KP5rU)

129 Wonder what his new wife thinks...heh..hope she is hunting for a good divorce lawyer.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (a0IVu)

130 If you think Hunter Biden is unattractive, wait until you meet Charlie Sheen.


How do these guys get women?
Posted by: not so


$$$$$$$$$$

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:16 PM (ob5xJ)

131 126 He's a younger, creepier version of his dad. And has meth teeth.



Posted by: Jane D'oh

IKR? He is so, so, so, so gack.
Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (14URa)

sleazy and slimy.

Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:16 PM (a0IVu)

132 We hear all the time about how women can look past the physical - and
appreciate a deeply spiritual guy, or a good solid provider, he makes me
laugh, blah, blah, blah.

Don't you think others can look past
those douchetastic vibes and see "Hey, he's got political connects, can
make things happen for me, and great sex is highly over-rated by
comparison" ?


"Ooh, I can share in this guy's power and hobnob with some of the Beautiful People/Elites."

"Me so horny..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:16 PM (HaL55)

133 I read the headline as 'THE BABY-HUNTER BIDEN'

changes the whole tone , messaging, yada yada yada

Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (8KSPd)

134 Interfax was one of the first quasi-wire service newz outfits to spring up in the early days after the collapse of Bernie's honeymoon destination. Back then it was useful because it was independent, and actually functioning, and there was not much good info to be had at the time. Lots going on all over the former Union, from the Trans-Dnistrian Crisis [what, you've never heard of it?] to war in Karabakh to ethnic tension in the Fergana Valley to general idiocy and chaos in Russia, Tajikistan, and Belarus.


Have no idea what they're like now - but this kind of report should be easily verified or debunked. Ukrainian govt. and parliament have robust press/info operations.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (QDnY+)

135 Who's the dummy in this picture?
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (U6f/q)


jwest - you made good, but you kept yourself in check. Largely, I think, by finding projects to get involved in.

I keep myself in check, largely, by keeping what satisfies my appetites well below my means, and enjoying the resulting feast of standard middle-class to upper-middle class fare.

Hunter Biden has no check on himself, and no means to provide his own appetites. It doesn't matter what does or does not occur in any kind of afterlife. That fucker - and I'm quite serious - is in his own Hell right now.

He'll take one to the temple by his own hand before it's all over.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (EiN80)

136 A friend snarks: "They way they could tell paternity was that the baby was also on the board of a number of Ukraine gas companies."

--

I literally LOL'd.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (JoUsr)

137 Grift and the Democrats. Like pimps n hos

Posted by: eleven at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (M0u+N)

138 -
--
Wonder what his new wife thinks...heh..hope she is hunting for a good divorce lawyer.


Posted by: IC at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM

---------------------

Call me, baby.

Posted by: Avenneti at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (pMGkg)

139 Build your own internet, peons. Meanwhile we'll be here in DC, sucking
millions from Google and mega-corporations, throwing champagne and
caviar parties every month with our Free Money and talking up
"old-fashioned roll-up-your-sleeves hard-workin' conservatism."


The Conservative Case For Being Ruled By A Fascist, Corrupt-To-The-Core, Leftist Oligarchy

- next week, at The Cuckshed

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (DU2N9)

140 Oh.

During impeachment hearings.

Dems can't win without WI.

WISCONSIN 2020 GE:

Trump 47% (+3) Biden 44% .

Trump 48% (+3) Sanders 45% .

Trump 48% (+5) Warren 43% .

Trump 47% (+ Buttigieg 39%

@MULawPoll

11/13-17

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Q5eBq)

141 133
I read the headline as 'THE BABY-HUNTER BIDEN'

changes the whole tone , messaging, yada yada yada


Posted by: Andersonville Cooper Vanderbilt Gettysburg at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (8KSPd)
Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself.

Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (14URa)

142 And the baby momma is a cheerleader or something from Arkansas.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM


Played basketball at Arkansas State.

Posted by: Bert G at November 20, 2019 04:18 PM (Y+/QX)

143 >>>How do these guys get women?
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (HALdu)

Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience!

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:18 PM (q177U)

144 Pic of Hunter and his South African wife:

https://tinyurl.com/y4bs4sux

Wonder how long it will last?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)

145 Who's the dummy in this picture?
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (U6f/q)


Well, I don't have to look over my shoulder for the warrant server ...

Posted by: Adriane the Legal Gleneagle Critic ... at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (LPnfS)

146 Don't you think others can look past
those douchetastic vibes and see "Hey, he's got political connects, can
make things happen for me, and great sex is highly over-rated by
comparison" ?

"Ooh, I can share in this guy's power and hobnob with some of the Beautiful People/Elites."

"Me so horny..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy


"Hey baby, here's $10k."

"Squirt"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (ob5xJ)

147 128
do we have to thank hunter for his service too?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (KP5rU)
Nah. Thank the baby mama for her service. Servicing HB.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (N39Ws)

148 Sloe Joe Bidet is Like you are KILLING ME HUNTER, KILLING ME!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (BqBId)

149 >>Hunter's making tons of money, getting high, drinking the best whiskey and getting laid.



Sounds like he's got this life nailed and we're the idiots following the rules.



Busting ass trying to earn a living while taking care of our responsibilities.



Who's the dummy in this picture?- - - -


Still Hunter.Did you miss the part where his ex-wife took him to court because not only had spent all their money, he failed to pay both mortgages, but he owed the IRS over $350k?

Whatever Hunter gets financially he finds a way to blow, literally and figuratively. He is a middle-aged drug addict f#ck-up who slept with his dean brother's sister and took bribes from scumbags in China, Ukraine, and lord knows who else. Seeming to get away with it doesn;t make him a loser, it ensures he will never change, and will likely die in a way that is just as messy as the way he's been living.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (bDqIh)

150 How do these guys get women?
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (HALdu)
+++++++++++++
A certain type of woman is down for indiscretions with rich and powerful men - or even men who are mere analogues of rich and powerful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (I2dne)

151 Hunter Biden did not kill himself. But it seems predestined.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (1CjJc)

152 The baby should be about 15 mos.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (wiXsO)

153 (insert stupid montel Williams joke here)

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 04:05 PM (ppBhU)

this is how we do it..

*base drops...*

like that?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (8D42x)

154 Did hunter impregnate the woman before or after he divorced his wife in order to marry his dead brothers wife?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (dNzKv)

155

CrackHunter: Adventures In the Forbidden Zone

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (aKsyK)

156 And the baby momma is a cheerleader or something from Arkansas.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM

Played basketball at Arkansas State.
Posted by: Bert G


Yeah. Hunter balled the basket.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:19 PM (ob5xJ)

157 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at November 20, 2019 04:08 PM (1XAal)

Dude!

Posted by: Dude! at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (q177U)


Sweet!
Posted by: Sweet! at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (jDqdz)


eh?

Posted by: The Canadian at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (XTiHL)

158 @davereaboi

Hahahah. Well played. http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=384404

https://tinyurl.com/v29eae6

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (cF8AT)

159 gosh i hope the DNC sets that poor young South African girl up for life having to touch that guy

she'd better wear a hazmat suit

Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Rarvo)

160 144
Pic of Hunter and his South African wife:

https://tinyurl.com/y4bs4sux

Wonder how long it will last?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:18 PM (ptqGC)
She looks stoned in that pic. Him - well he looks that way all the time. So my guess is she'll stay as long as the drugs are available.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (N39Ws)

161 Matt Taibbi on the paste eater:

Biden, to me, is like having a flashlight with a dying battery and going for a long walk in the woods.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (y7DUB)

162 How do guys like Hunter get women, Because he is a Bad boy, Girls/women love Pretty boys & Bad Boys & if they nab one that is both. it is Nirvana

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)

163
Is Hunter's little mistake born yet?


Posted by: Galil at November 20, 2019 04:15 PM (Pzzpr)

====================
Joe Biden's grandchild was reported as "10 months old" in a June, 2019 article.

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (Pqytn)

164 falsus in uno falsus in omnibus

Posted by: Avi at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (kSq2k)

165 So he is a nookie bandit, those millions from Ukraine and China can pay for it.

Posted by: Skip at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)

166 It is almost like Obama knew about joes liabilities.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (dNzKv)

167 >>Played basketball at Arkansas State.


Nothing. But. Nut.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (yDWtO)

168 Nagorno-karabakh here, buddy.

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (8KSPd)

169 Hunter's making tons of money, getting high, drinking the best whiskey and getting laid.

Sounds like he's got this life nailed and we're the idiots following the rules.

Busting ass trying to earn a living while taking care of our responsibilities.

Who's the dummy in this picture?
========
A moment on the lips,

an eternity in the pit

Posted by: i'd not trade places with him at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (qYj5T)

170 Did hunter impregnate the woman before or after he divorced his wife in order to marry his dead brothers wife?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


During. Why wait?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (ob5xJ)

171 Ah missed the post by ace below.

Oh well. Worth reposting.

Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (Q5eBq)

172 Man, those Bidets, huh? Seem like a right bunch of scum-bags.

Posted by: Old Dude at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (LGXGf)

173 Show us on this doll where Grandpa touched you little one.

Posted by: Future Arkansas Child Psycologists at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (Pzzpr)

174 Did Hunter pay her for sex?

Kid Pro? Whoa!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (m45I2)

175 How do guys like Hunter get women, Because he is a Bad boy, Girls/women love Pretty boys & Bad Boys & if they nab one that is both. it is Nirvana
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)


Because his name is Biden, and he gets paid $80k/ month at one job to do nothing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (dNzKv)

176 I hope Hunter carries wet wipes where ever he goes.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (yRAFu)

177 Wonder how much the woman will want in chid support?

That asshole, Hunter Biden, has millions stashed all over the place.

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (jUVms)

178 Mom, can we get a second opinion?

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (vtcmf)

179 -
--

Pic of Hunter and his South African wife:

https://tinyurl.com/y4bs4sux

Wonder how long it will last?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:18 PM

---------------

She looks like she would boil a bunny, but not before Hunter could get high and f**k it.

Posted by: irright at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (pMGkg)

180 Trump approval has also spiked up in the last week or so. Impeachment fatigue may already be setting in.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (zkFz1)

181 do we have to thank hunter for his service too?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Nah. Thank the baby mama for her service. Servicing HB.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Taking one for the team.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (ob5xJ)

182 >>How do guys like Hunter get women


Hotel Concierge.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (yDWtO)

183 http://bit.ly/2OxAEJ4
*******
A HUMAN RESOURCES MEETING!' Greg Gutfeld Perfectly Sums Up The Impeachment Inquiry Debacle

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (BqBId)

184 177
Wonder how much the woman will want in chid support?



That asshole, Hunter Biden, has millions stashed all over the place.

Posted by: Pete Buttigeg at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (jUVms)
It would seem that cash isn't the only thing Hunter Biden is stashing away all over the place.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (N39Ws)

185 I'm only curious how long it will be before we find Joe Biden's love child.

*goes to check National Enquirer *

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (F73W5)

186 Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (Q5eBq)


Trump won Wisconsin in 2016 by under 1% (0.77% after JillyBean's recount, to be precise).

If he wins Wisconsin by 3% or more in 2020 he almost certainly carries all the states he won in 2016 (including PA) and probably adds NH, NV, and MN.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (DU2N9)

187 But was his DNA test indicative of native American ancestry???

Is he, in fact, more Indian than Elizabeth Warren?

And does he suck cock better as well???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)

188

They didn't kill Epstein in time to wipe the slates...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (vEIlU)

189 I think early voting has already started for 2020. Ok not really but not far off.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (zkFz1)

190 >>She looks stoned in that pic. Him - well he looks that way all the time.
So my guess is she'll stay as long as the drugs are available.


Or her US citizenship is in hand?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (bDqIh)

191 Did Hunter pay her for sex?

Kid Pro? Whoa!
Posted by: Muldoon


Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (ob5xJ)

192 At least he can say well I didn't knock up my dead brother's widow!

He's a Democrat. At most he can say that she didn't give birth to his child.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (xQfPr)

193 >>How do guys like Hunter get women


Hotel Concierge.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (yDWtO)
++++++++++++++++
Thread winner.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (I2dne)

194 BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)

195 "That kid's got his father's chin and his mother's hair smell."

/Grandpa Joe "Sniffy" Biden

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (m45I2)

196 Mighty fine day to be a Biden.

Posted by: Summer of Love at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (/pufl)

197 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:21 PM (dNzKv)
********
Knew Pretty/Bad Boy who got women like crazy & was dirt poor

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (BqBId)

198 Remember:

The sine qua non of the Democrats grounds for impeaching Trump is that none of the Bidens are corrupt in any way whatsoever.

Trump was asking the Ukraine to "dig up" and "manufacture dirt" on Biden because there was none--he was bribing them to fake up some.
Maybe then put it in a dossier.
Launder it through a shady ex-MI-6 agent.
Pass it to a senator who will vouch for it to the FBI.
Use it to secure a FISA warrant to spy on Biden and anyone who works for him.

Cause that is how criminal Trump is ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (k81AA)

199 Victoria Nuland , pick up the 'You got some splanin to do' phone.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (fmXEO)

200 Ralph, we could use "Artsakh", but that would be very un-straddle like, diplomatically speaking.



Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (QDnY+)

201 @JoeConchaTV 27 minutes ago

Another sizable drop in daytime impeachment hearings total viewers from Day 1 to Day 2 to Day 3:
Day 1: 13.8 million (11/13)
Day 2: 12.7 million (11/15)
Day 3: 11.4 million (11/19)
By Network:
Fox News: 2.254M
MSNBC: 2.246M
ABC: 1.904M
CBS: 1.749M
NBC: 1.718M
CNN: 1.715M

When averaging 9:00a-1:45p and 3:00-5:45p numbers, the overall number is about 12M for Day 3, which is a drop of about 700,000 from Day 2 and 1.8M from Day 1.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (cF8AT)

202 Arkansas? Well once she saw all the grifting Hunter was doing, she wanted her taste.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (F73W5)

203 To be fair, I don't remember a fucking thing.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (CLteG)

204 How do guys like Hunter get women


Hotel Concierge.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (yDWtO)

==============

1) Get yourself some chakras...

Posted by: Al Gore at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (q/kmn)

205 187
But was his DNA test indicative of native American ancestry???



Is he, in fact, more Indian than Elizabeth Warren?



And does he suck cock better as well???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)
Wow. The Dems can't even pass a DNA test - with Warren flunking out, and now Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (N39Ws)

206 194
BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)

Didn't go well with the lamb?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (1CjJc)

207 BBC is calling Sondlands testimony a "Bombshell". Says trumps presidency won't survive it. My lefty FB friends are all sharing the article, doing a happy dance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (dNzKv)

208 Hunter says it's really all ok. It turns out the baby's mother is actually his cousin, so the Biden's will settle all the financial issues within their family.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 04:10 PM (LISuA)

The original quote said she was his cousin and his sister.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)

Roll Tide...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8D42x)

209 He's a Democrat. At most he can say that she didn't give birth to his child.

He's a Democrat. He could give birth to his own child and he'd have the LGBTQWERTY crowd cheering.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8erNz)

210 hunter can live like charlie sheen and the media fawns all over the fuck and still carries his water. who's the dipshit? i think i got fucked.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (KP5rU)

211 I've thought about this - and talk about it with my low-class friends all the time.

Would I survive a Lottery Check ? You bet your ass. Most of them would too. But it's because, we think, of the over-arching need to keep one's self in check. It would take work. A constant vigilance against one's appetites writing checks one's ass simply could not cash.

The fucking Biden kid has never had a wish denied, or ever enjoyed a glass of whiskey or an ice cold long-neck that he truly earned. It's the best damn taste ever. He'll never know it.

And fuck him - why should he ? You gotta' work for that shit. He ain't put in the effort.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (EiN80)

212 Hunter's making tons of money, getting high, drinking the best whiskey and getting laid.

Sounds like he's got this life nailed and we're the idiots following the rules.

Busting ass trying to earn a living while taking care of our responsibilities.

Who's the dummy in this picture?
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (U6f/q)


I thought you'd turned the corner on saying dumb shit like this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (y7DUB)

213 194
BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)
You speak heresy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (N39Ws)

214 Hunter's probably an Average Joe at f*cking but his 83 k A MONTH plus various and sundry other bribes makes him seem like The Paolo on perpetual Viagra

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (8KSPd)

215 He sure wasn't Biden his time.

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (q177U)

216 Hookers, blow, making bastards, corruption. Ah, your average democrat elites.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2019 04:25 PM (gmo/4)

217 208 Hunter says it's really all ok. It turns out the baby's mother is actually his cousin, so the Biden's will settle all the financial issues within their family.

Is this a grab for the Arkansas vote?

(ducks, runs)

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (8erNz)

218 182
>>How do guys like Hunter get women





Hotel Concierge.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:22 PM (yDWtO)


Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (14URa)

219 How do these guys get women?
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (HALdu)


Money, or at least the appearance of it. Plus, douchebag behavior means that he's confident, and probably so unconcerned with how he appeals to them that he comes off as funny.

Posted by: Frankenstein at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (wCmLp)

220 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:20 PM (BqBId)

Several people here keep repeating that woman luv bad boys; They seem to be people who have had unhappy marriages. I am sorry their marriages have been unhappy. There are any number of women here who have been married to/are still married to very good men. There are men here married to good woman and I a assume were not bad boys-or if they were got over it. I'm tired of this repeated generalization about women.

Women are attracted to Biden because I assume he has some surface charm and is persuasive and is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)

221 Another sizable drop in daytime impeachment hearings total viewers from Day 1 to Day 2 to Day 3:

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (cF8AT)


--------------------

Mrs. Reason has been watching via CSPAN's livestream on YouTube. For what it's worth, I think those numbers have held steady at around 150k(?).

Posted by: reason at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (q/kmn)

222 Man, baby momma just hit the back due child support lottery!

Cha-Ching!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (94pMa)

223 Dear God. Don't you people travel? The limo drivers always ask "if you need anything l". Especially the Asian women

It's really not that hard of a code to crack.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (F73W5)

224 Local college radio is having a Lou Reed core dump. Heaven...

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8erNz)

225 Hell, the entire state of Arkansas may be awash in Biden semen.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (m45I2)

226 Money makes don dork look like Prince Charming to some women.

Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

227 The Conservative case for Grifting Baby Daddies.

Posted by: The Dirtpatch at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (88+cf)

228 Who's the dummy in this picture?

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:12 PM (U6f/q)

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, bro

Posted by: Ralph WALDO Emerson at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (8KSPd)

229 So what was the Quid Quo Pro that Trump offered to the DNA company for this?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (O8SrN)

230 225 Hell, the entire state of Arkansas may be awash in Biden semen.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (m45I2)

This explains so much

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (d1uFV)

231 So apparently there was a culture of hiding derogatory information about informants at the FBI.


It's not criminal, it's the culture.


Oh boy, Horowitz better deliver something big in two weeks.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (Vtpvv)

232 BBC is calling Sondlands testimony a "Bombshell".
Says trumps presidency won't survive it. My lefty FB friends are all
sharing the article, doing a happy dance.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (dNzKv)

Wheels closing in. Walls coming off. Oh goodie, another "BOMBSHELL!!!!" that is a steaming pile of nothing.
What, pray tell, is the Beeb saying is so "Bombshell" about Sondland's testimony?

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (DU2N9)

233 Hell, the entire state of Arkansas may be awash in Biden semen.

--

Has Clinton's cleared out yet?

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (JoUsr)

234 >>Dear God. Don't you people travel?


No. Literally, never.

And even I know that guy in the Lobby is there for more than just Taxis.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (yDWtO)

235 229 So what was the Quid Quo Pro that Trump offered to the DNA company for this?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (O8SrN)

Golden semen

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (d1uFV)

236 The Biden/Burisma story has also been reported by Tass, the Russian news agency.

"The investigation suggests that the Yanukovichs illegally obtained $7.4 billion and laundered it through an investment fund close to the US Democratic Party as government domestic loan bonds"

https://tass.com/world/1090971

Posted by: Flubber at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (PQnIX)

237 Hell, the entire state of Arkansas may be awash in Biden semen.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (m45I2)


I wonder how many Ukrainian babies he's spawned?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

238 Hunter says it's really all ok. It turns out the baby's mother is actually his cousin, so the Biden's will settle all the financial issues within their family.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


The original quote said she was his cousin and his sister.

Posted by: not so


Roll Tide...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Ouch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (ob5xJ)

239 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)
******
No Bad marriage here, I roadied & ran sound for 2 bands I saw what Girls/women did to nab one of the guys & I have been backstage after a few concerts THAT was even worse

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (BqBId)

240 Wheels closing in. Walls coming off. Oh goodie, another "BOMBSHELL!!!!" that is a steaming pile of nothing.
What, pray tell, is the Beeb saying is so "Bombshell" about Sondland's testimony?
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (DU2N9)
++++++++++
Well, well well. What do we have here? It seems to me that we have more pouncing and seizing from the right.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (I2dne)

241 Several people here keep repeating that woman luv bad boys; They seem to be people who have had unhappy marriages. I am sorry their marriages have been unhappy. There are any number of women here who have been married to/are still married to very good men. There are men here married to good woman and I a assume were not bad boys-or if they were got over it. I'm tired of this repeated generalization about women.

Women are attracted to Biden because I assume he has some surface charm and is persuasive and is Joe Biden's son.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (WI7YS)



You are unfamiliar with the conventional wisdom that women have a thing for bad boys?

Exists entirely independent of someone's marriage.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (HALdu)

242 223 Dear God. Don't you people travel? The limo drivers always ask "if you need anything l". Especially the Asian women

Yeah, but I'm always traveling with my Asian wife, so any such discussion would devolve into noodle places.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (8erNz)

243 "They way they could tell paternity was that the baby was also on the board of a number of Ukraine gas companies."
***
Now thats funny.

Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (u6xw0)

244 STOP THE DAMN HAMMERING!!!!!

Posted by: Larry feeling a bit tense at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (Yoldc)

245 Like, really bad idea....that bourbon for lunch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (d1uFV)

246 225 Hell, the entire state of Arkansas may be awash in Biden semen.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (m45I2)

19(000) kids and counting.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (ayFCE)

247 https://tass.com/world/1090971

Posted by: Flubber at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (PQnIX)

Instantly dismissed as Russian propaganda. BNC News had their twitter account suspended for tweeting it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (CQ3Qb)

248 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (BqBId)

I wouldn't call groupies average women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (WI7YS)

249 Wheels closing in. Walls coming off. Oh goodie, another "BOMBSHELL!!!!" that is a steaming pile of nothing.
What, pray tell, is the Beeb saying is so "Bombshell" about Sondland's testimony?
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (DU2N9)


Sondland thought that the funds and WH meeting were contingent on the investigation. They really lean on his opening statement and completely ignore the fact that trump explicitly, directly told him he wanted nothing from Ukraine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

250 Yeah, but I'm always traveling with my Asian wife, so any such discussion would devolve into noodle places.
Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (8erNz)
++++++++++++
How, uh, "tolerant" is the noodle place? I mean, I could make that work but that's important information to know going in...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (I2dne)

251 >>I wouldn't call groupies average women.


You'd be amazed how fast average women go to groupie when there is Fame involved.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (yDWtO)

252 220 hmm. I don't think they are talking about marriage. The women are often attracted to bad boys thing is a cliche because it is real. A lot of women are bored by nice guys. There are obvious exceptions, they really love a Marine or someone like that. But to say the line is wrong, is well, just wrong.
I agree that when it comes to marriage, the last thing you want is a bad boy. Women want someone who can provide for a family. That is logical. BTW, someone help me out here. I am not sure how I got into this conversation. It is not my wheelhouse for sure.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (n13/j)

253 "Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:28 PM (yDWtO)"

Here's a man who gets it.

Where can I find some good food and company?

*slips him a $20*

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (F73W5)

254 A leetle birdie told me, now is good time to root out corruption in our country. Mr. Hunter, maybe he should hide.

Posted by: President Z at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (qlTN9)

255 You are unfamiliar with the conventional wisdom that women have a thing for bad boys?

No; I have never heard that in my entire life/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (WI7YS)

256 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (WI7YS)
********
most weren't groupies

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (BqBId)

257 >>Yeah, but I'm always traveling with my Asian wife, so any such discussion would devolve into noodle places.


Bob Dole can help get the Starch back into your Noodle!

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (yDWtO)

258 226 Money makes don dork look like Prince Charming to some women.
Posted by: Archer at November 20, 2019 04:27 PM (gmo/4)

I wish I resembled that remark!

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (NgKpN)

259 Roll Tide...

Posted by: SturmToddler


*cough* Baby's momma is from Arkansas. That would be "S000eeee Pig" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

260 A lot of women do like bad boys. The danger of it all gives a thrill. Remember Lorraine Bracca in Goodfellas? Liotta beats up the guy across the street and hands her his pistol to hide. She got turned on by it. Bad boys with money amplifies that desire...for some.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (JoUsr)

261 Folks - you're trying to convince someone wedded to the notion of People are Good that most People are Bad.

It's a waste of time.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (EiN80)

262 Schiff: I wold like to call Trump's dog from when he was a child.

Rep. Jordan: Mr, Schiff that dog had been dead for decades !

Schiff: That dog is lying about Trump and the Ukraine and must be punished !!

Rep Jordan: WTF is Schiff for Brains Smoking ???

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (qM84C)

263 Sondland thought that the funds and WH meeting were
contingent on the investigation. They really lean on his opening
statement and completely ignore the fact that trump explicitly, directly
told him he wanted nothing from Ukraine.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (dNzKv)

Seriously? That's it? That's not even toe-popper level "bombshell" right there. That explains Jordan ripping him a new one when it came his time.

Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (DU2N9)

264 The baby no doubt has taste for paste..... a family tradition.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (7qxcn)

265 RUSSKIE DISINFORMATION INSEMINATION!

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (sWM8x)

266 "Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (8erNz)"

She got any sisters? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (F73W5)

267 hmm. I don't think they are talking about marriage. The women are often attracted to bad boys thing is a cliche because it is real. A lot of women are bored by nice guys. There are obvious exceptions, they really love a Marine or someone like that. But to say the line is wrong, is well, just wrong.
I agree that when it comes to marriage, the last thing you want is a bad boy. Women want someone who can provide for a family. That is logical. BTW, someone help me out here. I am not sure how I got into this conversation. It is not my wheelhouse for sure.
Posted by: Quint


When they go after the bad boy, it's not for marriage.

It's to punish daddy.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (ob5xJ)

268 BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.


Shoulda had it for breakfast instead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (HaL55)

269 There is a saying date the bad girls, BUT Marry the good Girl

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (BqBId)

270 Now Joey Paste has his own grandchild to sniff

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (M+Lyo)

271 "But pops, I want to marry her. And she's a virgin. In Arkansas!"


"I'm sorry, son. If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (94pMa)

272 At last, a smoking gun (so to speak)

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (FsgBK)

273 I'm a really really bad boy. Really bad.

Posted by: monkey at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (CLteG)

274 What should one bring to Burisma Biden's baby shower?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (U7cQ/)

275 Like, really bad idea....that bourbon for lunch

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:29 PM (d1uFV)
yeah, that was a bad idea, you should know better sir!
I had rum, and scotch, and rye, but no bourbon at all.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (n13/j)

276
How much of the money pocketed from the Ukraine by US politicians originated as US foreign aid, and how much was "other?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (AO1Nn)

277 Blockbuster new movie coming this December

On the verge of destruction in final stages of the Resistance Movement, Democrat Party operatives launch a bold plan to impregnate dozens of Arkansas women with the DNA of the Biden dynasty. In twenty years, seats on the corporate boards of every multinational energy development company in the world will be occupied by The Boys of Fayetteville

Posted by: Muldoon at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (m45I2)

278 Sheesh. What a dirtbag. Just a little arithmetic (or is your cocaine-addled brain not capable anymore?) tells you if the baby might be yours. Be a man!

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (DBGf/)

279 237

Dude Im eating having lunch for crying out loud.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (zkFz1)

280 No; I have never heard that in my entire life/sarc.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (WI7YS)




Then why go out of your way to knock morons making the comment here?

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (HALdu)

281 He'll take one to the temple by his own hand before it's all over.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (EiN80)


Ya know, every book I've ever read, every movie I've ever seen always ends that way...

But in real life, there are an awful lot of asshole criminals drinking champagne on yachts and laughing their ass off at people like us.

Maybe days like this seem to bring them to the forefront.

I want Justice. I want to see Clapper, Comey, Brennan, Page and the rest handcuffed in early morning raids. I need to be reassured that this is the United States of America.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (U6f/q)

282 Way OT

Could use a few prayers over this way. In a few weeks we will cross the 10th anniversary of my mom's lift to heaven. I am not coping well. I really need to hug my mom.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (myjNJ)

283 will likely die in a way that is just as messy as the way he's been living.

Likely shortly after it's obvious his father no longer has any influence.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (xQfPr)

284 Shoulda had it for breakfast instead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (HaL55)
+++++++++++
True story. Whenever he was offered a drink, my grandfather decline and say, "No thank you. I don't drink after breakfast."

It usually got a chuckle, but he meant it. He'd drink a few fingers of Crown Royal with his breakfast every morning, and that was it - didn't drink otherwise.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (I2dne)

285 The baby-momma has tried to stay out of the news. She was, however, a star basketball player while in college. According to the college's summary of her career, she was "a good ball handler."

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (13MYd)

286 My apologies to the good people of West Virginia, Arkansas and Alabama for every joke I ever told. The Biden family is far worse and not funny.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (FTlwv)

287 "A lot of women do like bad boys."

And power. I've seen more powerful guys get in trouble than anyone else.

They walk into the office and start talking about what strong hands you have. Then it's over.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (F73W5)

288 281 He'll take one to the temple by his own hand before it's all over.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:17 PM (EiN80)


Ya know, every book I've ever read, every movie I've ever seen always ends that way...

But in real life, there are an awful lot of asshole criminals drinking champagne on yachts and laughing their ass off at people like us.

Maybe days like this seem to bring them to the forefront.

I want Justice. I want to see Clapper, Comey, Brennan, Page and the rest handcuffed in early morning raids. I need to be reassured that this is the United States of America.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (U6f/q)

To dream....the impossible dream....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (d1uFV)

289 WeaselDog would like you all to know the mail has been delivered.

Posted by: Weasel at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (MVjcR)

290 Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 04:30 PM (n13/j)

retired Sailor.

Trust me, I can testify!

We used to go out in our Cracker Jacks even if we didn't have too.

Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (NgKpN)

291 Folks - you're trying to convince someone wedded to the notion of People are Good that most People are Bad.

If you're talking about me, you're incorrect. I think people are sinners in need of God's grace, but if one spends too much time here they might think everybody is bad-yes.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (WI7YS)

292
The baby no doubt has taste for paste..... a family tradition.


Kid'll gain about 30 pound in kindergarten. And won't need to eat supper, either.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (HaL55)

293 Trump should tweet : "have a cigar Joe" and nothing more.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Pxxa/)

294 JohnQ is looking at Hunter Biden and starting to wonder where he got the idea he could get away with all this.

Posted by: creeper at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (fE1wp)

295 Hunter Biden needs a Groove ring.

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Pqytn)

296 283 will likely die in a way that is just as messy as the way he's been living.

Likely shortly after it's obvious his father no longer has any influence.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas

Did they piss off Hillary?

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (FZYNt)

297 This guy needs to start staying in Holiday Inns.

Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (HALdu)

298 Hunter Biden went to the same dentist his dad did for veneers to cover his meth teeth. Too much.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (jUVms)

299 The hits just keep on comin'!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (so+oy)

300 Would Trump tweet out congrats to Grandpa Joe? It would cause all the right heads to explode.

Posted by: Muad'dib at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (sjdRT)

301 How, uh, "tolerant" is the noodle place? I mean, I could make that work but that's important information to know going in...

Sorry, nothing useful, I'm really talking about food. Family places.

When I traveled on business I was far too tired to even think about fucking around. Maybe I was in the wrong line of work.

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (8erNz)

302 I don't remember taking any bribes. Now let me tell you, folks, about the dangers this country faces from the number seven.

Posted by: Joe Biden at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (j3npP)

303 "Build your own internet, peons."

Why don't we?
Hey, I got an excellent set of tools.


Posted by: dananjcon at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (u6xw0)

304 Disagree on good vs bad boy thing. It comes down to attitude. confident people do well with the opposite sex. I guess assholes have more confidence? I dunno. I was a good guy I think and never had problems.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (zkFz1)

305 194 BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)

If that's wrong then I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

306



Abigail Marone on Twitter:
"So far the Democrat Presidential field is 0-2 with DNA tests".cc @ewarren

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (YVDiH)

307 C'mon. Even in Scranton the Biden's were thought of as "white trash."

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (DBGf/)

308 Way OT

Could use a few prayers over this way. In a few weeks we will cross the 10th anniversary of my mom's lift to heaven. I am not coping well. I really need to hug my mom.

--

Big hugs to you, madame. Three weeks ago marked the 10th anniversary for my mom too. It's a hurt we never, ever get over. We live with it every day and won't be complete until we're reunited once more. I feel comfort knowing my mom is watching over me. Yours is too. Praying you find solace.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (JoUsr)

309 The Russian's hacked Crackhunter's Babymama's mish to help Trump.

Posted by: MSNPCNN at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (1CjJc)

310 gosh i hope the DNC sets that poor young South African girl up for life having to touch that guy
=====

Sacrificial lamb for access to Biden connections. Lotsa cash fleeing SA needs guidance from the experts.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (MIKMs)

311 wouldn't touch the women/bad boys disscussion with hunter's dick. staying far away from that one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KP5rU)

312 That's o.k., Dad has salted away over $1 billion in untouchable accounts. Good ol' Dad!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (CLteG)

313 Chicks. Dig. Huge. Balls.

Posted by: Randy Marsh at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (yDWtO)

314 Way OT

Could use a few prayers over this way. In a few weeks we will cross
the 10th anniversary of my mom's lift to heaven. I am not coping
well. I really need to hug my mom.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (myjNJ)


I'm so sorry. Just passed that 10 year milestone myself last month. Will keep you in my prayers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

315 Kaiser Soze always walks away untouched.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (Kpl3J)

316 So we now know that Joey B is sorta pro-life? Cause if that was Bubba Clinton's spawn, it would have committed suicide by now.

Posted by: Grouchy Dino at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (ph/4g)

317 Has Joe sniffed his newly discovered grandson yet?

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (FsgBK)

318 293 Trump should tweet : "have a cigar Joe" and nothing more.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Pxxa/)

Not funny!

Posted by: Monica Lewinsky at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (NgKpN)

319 "They way they could tell paternity was that the baby was also on the board of a number of Ukraine gas companies."

Daaaaaaaammmmmm.....

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (JUOKG)

320 What should one bring to Burisma Biden's baby shower?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (U7cQ/)

Bearer bonds!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (BiNEL)

321 So it is Cokehead Biden's kid...

IMPEACH TRUMP!!! ORANGEMANBAD!!!

Posted by: Your MSM Betters at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (WTo7J)

322 This is when we are going to start getting a deluge of stories about all the TRAGEDY that has befallen Joe Biden and his family.....

Translation: His son DIED!!!! How dare you call out the rest of the hillbillies!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (f8ilN)

323 206 194
BTW, bourbon for lunch was a baaaaaad idea.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:23 PM (d1uFV)

Didn't go well with the lamb?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:24 PM (1CjJc)

Hamburger and pasta. Like in Das Cookbook.

No, just feeling floaty and not letting my internal censor/editor work

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (d1uFV)

324 That's o.k., Dad has salted away over $1 billion in untouchable accounts. Good ol' Dad!!

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM


Burisma Biden thanks gramps as well.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (U7cQ/)

325 219 How do these guys get women?
Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (HALdu)

Money, or at least the appearance of it. Plus, douchebag behavior means that he's confident, and probably so unconcerned with how he appeals to them that he comes off as funny.
Posted by: Frankenstein at November 20, 2019 04:26 PM (wCmLp)

Exactly. Plus high social status from being a Biden.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (NWiLs)

326 Hugs and thoughts, madamemayhem.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (1CjJc)

327 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (myjNJ)
*********
Both my Mom & Dad are in Heaven It gets easier, but it is never easy

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (BqBId)

328 This crap pisses me off. $80,000 a month. And for this corrupt fool, it's probably a drop in the bucket. How many here would love to make $80,000 a *year*? I know I would. I know of a few others here who would, and I'm sure that there are plenty here that I don't know about.
And the sole reason he got it wasn't because of any particular skill set or knowledge. It was the random chance of his birth.

Posted by: junior at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (t52Cu)

329 274 What should one bring to Burisma Biden's baby shower?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (U7cQ/)

I'll bring the gas AND the company!

And my grammy tells me that I have Ukrainian cheekbones....

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Ct55T)

330 Imagine if Trump said he never discussed Trump Jr's business deals with a specific company and then subsequently a pic of Trump , Trump Jr and that company's executives golfing together was released.

That pic would still be on the front page with every mention of Trump .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (Q5ALd)

331 >>Big hugs to you, madame.


Bob Dole would hug you, but...

it might take 4 hours for it to be appropriate for Bob Dole to do so.

Posted by: Bob Dole at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (yDWtO)

332 I want Justice. I want to see Clapper, Comey,
Brennan, Page and the rest handcuffed in early morning raids. I need to
be reassured that this is the United States of America.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (U6f/q)


I know pard. I really, really get it.

But don't bullshit me - we could be those guys if we wanted to. We have those abilities. But we choose not to, and I personally find a fair amount of satisfaction in that.

And besides - don't bullshit me - you don't hustle as hard as you do because you have to. You like the hustle. I get it. I used to think I couldn't wait to quit working, until I worked for myself. Turns out - I just want to work on my terms.

But you're entitled to bitch about it. Bitching is a man's prerogative. I'll always listen to a good bitch, well justified. It cleanses the soul. It purifies.

Bitch away, ol' boy. I'll listen long past the nood.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (EiN80)

333 There's nothing wrong with requesting the test. I used to represent by appointment guys who had paternity complaints filed against them. While they were usually the dad, a significant percentage were not and, sometimes, the ladies went through at least two guys on complaints before the third and correct one finally got tagged.

Posted by: ejochs at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (lSFMQ)

334 "Bombshell"
The trump ship is taking on water!

https://www.bbc.com/
news/world-us-canada-50495289

Gonna be an early night!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (dNzKv)

335 3 Trump should tweet : "have a cigar Joe" and nothing more.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2019 04:34 PM (Pxxa/)
*******
Sloe Joe's Theme Song ought to be Pink Floyd - Have a Cigar

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (BqBId)

336 311 wouldn't touch the women/bad boys disscussion with hunter's dick. staying far away from that one.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:35 PM (KP5rU)

It's not like you to shy away from controversy. You feeling OK?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (NWiLs)

337 What should one bring to Burisma Biden's baby shower?
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (U7cQ/)

Bearer bonds!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM

Good one! I was gonna say gas but nobody wants to invite that prick Swalwell.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (U7cQ/)

338 Burisma will begin paying $87,000/mo child support.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (oVJmc)

339

Joey dad: I didn't know anything about Hunter having sex with women.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (vEIlU)

340 True story. Whenever he was offered a drink, my grandfather decline and say, "No thank you. I don't drink after breakfast."



It usually got a chuckle, but he meant it. He'd drink a few fingers
of Crown Royal with his breakfast every morning, and that was it -
didn't drink otherwise.


LOL. Your grandpappy is a man after my own heart.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (HaL55)

341 I'm reminded, as always, of that American institution Cops! Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do . . . . Those shirtless dudes always got an old lady.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

342 Both my Mom & Dad are in Heaven It gets easier, but it is never easy
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (BqBId)


They must have been wonderful people.

My mother-in-law, by contrast, is burning in hell.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (U6f/q)

343 They have Chicken Littled the word "bombshell" into a meaningless existence.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 20, 2019 04:39 PM (JoUsr)

344 And my grammy tells me that I have Ukrainian cheekbones....

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM


BEat me to it. Well done gassy sock! Well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:39 PM (U7cQ/)

345 322 This is when we are going to start getting a deluge of stories about all the TRAGEDY that has befallen Joe Biden and his family.....

Translation: His son DIED!!!! How dare you call out the rest of the hillbillies!!!!

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 04:36 PM (f8ilN)

Yep. Any loyalty you have or anything you favor is used to gaslight endlessly.

That's why Bearclaw showed up in a military uniform. They think cons won't criticize him because they know we're pro-military.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 04:39 PM (j3npP)

346 Are we sure it isn't Joe's? I mean, maybe her hair smelled extra special good.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

347 If Hunter Biden ran for president right now he would be polling at 40% with Democrats, because stoopid and Democrat

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at November 20, 2019 04:39 PM (Pxxa/)

348 It was the random chance of his birth.
Posted by: junior at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (t52Cu)


It is the job of every parent to set their children up for advantages to be more successful than they were. I don't begrudge hunter for making 80k. I begrudge him for being an asshole about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (dNzKv)

349 madamemayhem, your mom is there. Say "Hello"for me.

Posted by: creeper at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (fE1wp)

350 Daily Mail published some random stuff today, claiming Ghislaine Maxwell is being left completely alone by law enforcement because she has pictures and video tapes of "many well known men", including lots of compromising material on Bill Clinton.

Probably true, but if so, it will all come out eventually. We can all read about it over pizza.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (LISuA)

351 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (myjNJ)

Prayers up for you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

352 MadameMayhem

I am sorry about the death of your mom. The holidays always seem to be a very difficult time. If you haven't already done it, you might consider memorializing your mom in some way before a holiday dinner. Here are some suggestions:

https://grief.com/grief-the-holidays/

And you might find it helpful to find a Blue Christmas service which takes place around the Winter Solstice. I believe you're a Christian, correct? If not, some synagogues might have them too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (WI7YS)

353 Hamburger and pasta. Like in Das Cookbook.

No, just feeling floaty and not letting my internal censor/editor work
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


NOW'S the time to fire off the email to the CEO and copy the entire company directory.

If you're gonna flame out, flame out like a Jap fighter pilot over Bougainville!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (ob5xJ)

354 Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:00 PM (U6f/q)

I'm pretty sure we have the same Congressman in MI. He's a real dumb ass, eh?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (+mbOC)

355 Might not want to let Grandpa Joe babysit, just sayin.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (U7cQ/)

356
I'm reminded, as always, of that American institution Cops! Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do . . . . Those shirtless dudes always got an old lady.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (ppBhU)

=======================
Hunter Biden isn't quite at the Nick Nolte mug shot stage, but he's on his way.

Posted by: mrp at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (Pqytn)

357 Chinese embassy sends $2B savings bond.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (oVJmc)

358 alrighty, Mark...

you've not been around to talk bewbs and guns and movies.

hit us with your best.....

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (d7Ww2)

359 Look, when the people in Scranton start calling you trash, there isn't any farther to fall.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (F73W5)

360 LOL. Your grandpappy is a man after my own heart.
Posted by: BBoy at November 20, 2019 04:38 PM (HaL55)


Man obviously had a system and made it work. I'll hoist one to that.



Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (EiN80)

361 336; can't do it. it's personal. so, i will shut the fuck up.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)

362 347 If Hunter Biden ran for president right now he would be polling at 40% with Democrats, because stoopid and Democrat
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

a fat old decrepit grandmother almost became president

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (FZYNt)

363 108
Trump should send out a tweet congratulating Biden on his new grandchild.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (xPl2J)


Please please please... a simple "Congratulations on the new addition to your family. Such a proud Grampa. I 'm sure you and Bill C will be sharing pictures soon. I'm sure the little Biden is breathtaking, not sad"

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (ymnmz)

364 Interfax Ukraine is the Ukrainian operating arm of Interfax, an independent Russian news agency. Interfax Russia was associated, to some extent, with Boris Yeltsin after he rescued them from attacks by the CPSU during its final days of power.

The owner of Interfax is Mikhail Vitalivich Kommisar, who maintains a vanishingly low profile for security reasons. He is not held in high regard by the current powers in Russia.

Interfax does have a major partnership with Moody's Investors Services providing financial information on former USSR entities called SPARK.

Posted by: 10x25mm at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (FlnBp)

365 274 What should one bring to Burisma Biden's baby shower?

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:32 PM (U7cQ/)


A full-body condom, apparently.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

366 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (dNzKv)

He wasn't earning it. He knew it was a bribe. Damn right I begrudge ill gotten gains when it directly effects me as a taxpayer.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (Q5ALd)

367 wouldn't touch the women/bad boys disscussion with hunter's dick. staying far away from that one.

Good plan.

I congratulate Hunter's Dick.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (WI7YS)

368 How did Hunter Biden get women?

Duh, he always had the drugs. All that private air travel. No Customs. He was the most popular boy in school.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (f8ilN)

369 361 336; can't do it. it's personal. so, i will shut the fuck up.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (KP5rU)

So you are man of discretion after all. I'll be damned...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (NWiLs)

370 I'm pretty sure we have the same Congressman in MI. He's a real dumb ass, eh?
Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (+mbOC)

He's a nice enough guy, but he's barely above an idiot.

There is no IQ test for public office.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (U6f/q)

371 221
Mrs. Reason has been watching via CSPAN's livestream on YouTube.
For what it's worth, I think those numbers have held steady at around
150k(?).


russian bots

Posted by: Anachronda at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (sGtp+)

372 *a* man of discretion

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

373 It must be very embarrassing for the Baby to find out that he was fathered by Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (htJYU)

374 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM

Good advice Fen. Lost my mom 7 years ago. Christmas is the absolute hardest for me as she was a Christmas fanatic. She loved it and so did we. My comfort is knowing that it will be a short time before I get to be with her again. But I miss her so.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (U7cQ/)

375 So.. interesting thought here..

Now, she can sue Hunter for child support.. And courts can then inspect his finances through discovery process.

This might be fun!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (so+oy)

376 anything that make Hugo the Chavez shut up is not worth talking about.

The man is a treasure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (d1uFV)

377
"From Corn Pop to Coke Pop: The Bidens of Delaware"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (bZ5DM)

378 Might not want to let Grandpa Joe babysit, just sayin.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (U7cQ/)


oh God
this isn't even funny

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

379 >>It must be very embarrassing for the Baby to find out that he was fathered by Hunter Biden.


On the plus side...Ivy League, Baby!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (yDWtO)

380 367 wouldn't touch the women/bad boys disscussion with hunter's dick. staying far away from that one.

Good plan.

I congratulate Hunter's Dick.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:41 PM (WI7YS)

Fen has been corrupted by this place...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (NWiLs)

381 I don't want to say it was aliens, but it was, you know, Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Giorgio A. Tsoukalos at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (sWM8x)

382 368 How did Hunter Biden get women?

Duh, he always had the drugs. All that private air travel. No Customs. He was the most popular boy in school.



That, and he's heir to the Biden fortune, which is kept in other people's checkbooks all over the world.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (oVJmc)

383 So what have I missed today? Are the dems gonna be looking for a PDT love child now?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (cEsBM)

384 Ghislaine Maxwell Did not kill herself

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (Q5ALd)

385 On the plus side, Joe Biden has a new grandkid.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 20, 2019 04:43 PM (htJYU)

386 I added this rant at the end:

Build your own internet, peons. Meanwhile we'll be here in DC, sucking millions from Google and mega-corporations, throwing champagne and caviar parties every month with our Free Money and talking up "old-fashioned roll-up-your-sleeves hard-workin' conservatism."

Ever notice that all of the strident propagandists for alleged Free Market Corporatism themselves have only the most tangential and hypothetical experience with actual capitalism?

They're sucking money from gifts cadged out of older people who have been tricked into thinking these people are pushing conservatism, rather than liberal-leaning archlibertarianism. As well as barely-disguised bribes from Google, Koch, etc.

What does this have to do with actually earning money, cash-for-services, cash-for-product?

These people all seem to admire capitalism -- from a safe distance, you understand.

They certainly appreciate the capitalist spirit, in others.

But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

387 369: insom, strange world, eh? that's one subject i won't touch. ever.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

388 Zerohedge: An indictment drawn up by Ukraine's Office of the Prosecutor General against Burisma owner Nikolai Zlochevsky claims that Hunter Biden and his partners received $16.5 million for their 'services' - according to Ukrainian MP Alexander Dubinsky of the ruling Servant of the People Party.

Posted by: SMOD at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (3aI0K)

389 Could use a few prayers over this way. In a few weeks we will cross the 10th anniversary of my mom's lift to heaven. I am not coping well. I really need to hug my mom.

The ten - no, fifteen - years after my father left were full of all kinds of crap, I never had a chance to think about it. Every three years Christmas was in the hospital waiting room, my mother a few years later, my brother, I still remember the music, it got to be routine. Hard to reestablish normalcy with a family later but it will come.

It will pass. I'm not 100% over it, but it is what it is.

Imperfect forum for supporting you but say something...

Posted by: JEM at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (8erNz)

390 There is no IQ test for public office.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (qzF84)

391 Fen has been corrupted by this place...
Posted by: Insomniac

our work is complete

welcome to the dark side

Posted by: Rick in SK at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (FZYNt)

392 Ghislaine Maxwell Did not kill herself
Posted by: Easy Andy




GHDKH!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (ob5xJ)

393
Well, well, well...

The courts, overall, favor prominent Democrats, without exception.

The family courts favor women, without exception.

Hunter has crossed the streams.

I'm curious about this one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (GPeXd)

394 353 Hamburger and pasta. Like in Das Cookbook.

No, just feeling floaty and not letting my internal censor/editor work
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


NOW'S the time to fire off the email to the CEO and copy the entire company directory.

If you're gonna flame out, flame out like a Jap fighter pilot over Bougainville!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:40 PM (ob5xJ)

I have considered this.

Luckily, OWA won't authenticate me right now.

Also, waiting until AFTER I see how the interview goes tomorrow before showing my ass to the neurotic and cruel at work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (d1uFV)

395 Trump should send out a tweet congratulating Biden on his new grandchild.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (xPl2J)


oh man...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (vEIlU)

396 Good advice Fen. Lost my mom 7 years ago. Christmas
is the absolute hardest for me as she was a Christmas fanatic. She loved
it and so did we. My comfort is knowing that it will be a short time
before I get to be with her again. But I miss her so.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (U7cQ/)


I disliked Christmas every year between my grandmother dying and my first child being born.

She's moved out now, and the youngest is in high-school. I could take it or leave it.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (EiN80)

397 387 369: insom, strange world, eh? that's one subject i won't touch. ever.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (KP5rU)

Strange indeed. My whole world has just been shaken to its very foundations.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (NWiLs)

398 You know, if it was one of Trump's kids who had an out of wedlock kid while married, we'd know the baby momma's best friends cousins aunts favorite recipe by now.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (ayFCE)

399 Way OT

Could use a few prayers over this way. In a few weeks we will cross the 10th anniversary of my mom's lift to heaven. I am not coping well. I really need to hug my mom.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:33 PM (myjNJ)
**********
Hugs & prayers for inner peace and strength.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (wiXsO)

400 393
Well, well, well...

The courts, overall, favor prominent Democrats, without exception.

The family courts favor women, without exception.

Hunter has crossed the streams.

I'm curious about this one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (GPeXd)

Total protonic reversal?

It's a blast, man.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (d1uFV)

401 Ace, you are wrong about Conservative Inc. It's not 'donor class communism' that they are engaged in, it's prostitution.

Posted by: dj3way at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (bhPL1)

402 But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities
themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and
junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

For now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (1CjJc)

403 Interfax has a financial news side called "spark"????


The irony is glorious.


["The spark" was a pre-revolutionary socialist newspaper, and one of Lenin's first gigs]

Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (QDnY+)

404 I CONQUERED COKE WEENIE

Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (v0R5T)

405 But for this gang of gold-plated mediocrities
themselves, it's Donor Class Communism all the way. Those dinners and
junkets and parties aren't going to pay for themselves.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)

Isn't this an oligarchy? Or plutocracy?
Whatever it is, it's alien to the political system established by those old white dudes in Philadelphia.

Posted by: kallisto at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (DJFLF)

406 Bob Dole would hug you, but...

it might take 4 hours for it to be appropriate for Bob Dole to do so.
Posted by: Bob Dole at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (yDWtO)


Thanks senator I needed that chuckle. .

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (myjNJ)

407 There's nothing wrong with requesting the test. I used to represent by appointment guys who had paternity complaints filed against them. While they were usually the dad, a significant percentage were not and, sometimes, the ladies went through at least two guys on complaints before the third and correct one finally got tagged.

A couple of years ago my son was home from college on Christmas break binge watching the Maury Show. For those unfamiliar, a staple of the Maury show was fat women (yes, they were all fat) showing up with the suspscted father and them blabbering on and on until the end when Maury would announce the paternity test results.

One woman was on 3 times.....and none of the three different men were the fathers .


Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (yjKTd)

408 Joe Biden is 77 today.....just throwin' that out there.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (cF8AT)

409 400 393
Well, well, well...

The courts, overall, favor prominent Democrats, without exception.

The family courts favor women, without exception.

Hunter has crossed the streams.

I'm curious about this one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (GPeXd)

Total protonic reversal?

It's a blast, man.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:45 PM (d1uFV)

Now I want a Hostess Twinkie. Dammit.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (NWiLs)

410 I don't think meth teeth are just brown. They are pitted and broken, and I don't think Hunter's were that bad. He's more into the classier drugs like coke.

Posted by: Chris M at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (eAZVt)

411 The grossest thing about Hunter isn't that he fucked his dead brothers wife, it's that he was so obviously fucking his dying brothers wife.

It doesn't get much lower than that.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (f8ilN)

412 I still like Ukranians > Russians.

They've at least had a glimpse, a taste at what freedom is like.

Also they grow a high percentage of hotties per capita

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (d1uFV)

413 Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (PbpT7)


More poetry!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (BiNEL)

414 Joe Biden is 77 today.....just throwin' that out there.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:46 PM (cF8AT)


So that corrupt, hair-sniffing, little girl fondling old goat has out-lived my sweet dad by one year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

415 334
"Bombshell"

The trump ship is taking on water!



https://www.bbc.com/

news/world-us-canada-50495289



Gonna be an early night!





Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:37 PM (dNzKv)

LOL read the article, to the last man everyone of the jerks admit that PDT told him no QPQ but that the received subliminal messaging the made them believe otherwise, that they just knew he wanted them to do the opposite of all documentation and confirmed conversations.

What a bunch of horsecrap.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 20, 2019 04:48 PM (ymnmz)

416 >>One woman was on 3 times.....and none of the three different men were the fathers .


In her defense, they all weren't necessarily using the same fold.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:48 PM (yDWtO)

417 She might have farked him, but I doubt she kissed him. Those teeth were scary.

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

418 410 I don't think meth teeth are just brown. They are pitted and broken, and I don't think Hunter's were that bad. He's more into the classier drugs like coke.
Posted by: Chris M at November 20, 2019 04:47 PM (eAZVt)

Wait, let me check the pictures of my sister in law!

Yeah...brown and broken and rotted out.

Coke now...that'll kill ya but you don't look as bad before you die. Some bloating, some sweating, but you can go all night like lumberjack!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:48 PM (d1uFV)

419 Posted by: Rick in SK at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (FZYNt)

Here's the bombshell of the day. Take cover! I have heard the words "f***, "boob and dick before I ever arrived here and since Chavez the hugo (whom I quite like) used the word dick that is the term I answered with.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (WI7YS)

420 417 She might have farked him, but I doubt she kissed him. Those teeth were scary.
Posted by: wth at November 20, 2019 04:48 PM (v0R5T)

I know the owners of fark dot com

True story

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (d1uFV)

421 The original quote said she was his cousin and his sister.



Posted by: not so at November 20, 2019 04:11 PM (HALdu)



Roll Tide...




I laughed 'til I swallowalled.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (+Z+Ci)

422 Trump should send out a tweet congratulating Biden on his new grandchild.


Posted by: Mark1971 at November 20, 2019 04:14 PM (xPl2J)

oh man...[i/]

Trump should just send a tweet congratulating Hunter on finding a test he could pass.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (yjKTd)

423 Yeah Ace none of these cunts ever does anything concrete. They're STILL standing at a podium or sittin' around with their buddies in front of an audience of dupes bumpin' their gums 'bout ideas 'n shit but ask one of them to change a fucking tire and it would look like a Chinese fire drill.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (j3npP)

424 Wow the rat from Charlottes web has an international investment company ?

Posted by: squid word at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Hw4bz)

425 >>>here's nothing wrong with requesting the test. I used to represent by appointment guys who had paternity complaints filed against them. While they were usually the dad, a significant percentage were not and, sometimes, the ladies went through at least two guys on complaints before the third and correct one finally got tagged.


true. Yes, that's true.

But let's play the What if it were Donald Trump Jr. game.

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

426 Hybristophilia is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal, facilitation, and attainment of orgasm are responsive to and contingent upon being with a partner known to have committed an outrage, cheating, lying, known infidelities, or crime-such as rape, murder, or armed robbery.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (Rw8Ov)

427 Cavuto giving air time to Nukem Fartsmell, for some reason.

Please fart, Nukem. Please.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (ptqGC)

428 Shouldn't Don Jr. have to pay Hunter's baby mama child support? Isn't that how it works now? Or, alternatively, the baby is an unproven conspiracy theory

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (5qdFy)

429 I wonder if you built a guillotine and brought it to DC, would it be considered a threat against gov. officials?

I guess you could not put it anywhere, but you could leave it on a trailer and circle Capitol Hill.

That's where we are though. The corruption of gov. is at the point where they really need to fear the consequences.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (LWu6U)

430 397; insom, you owe me a keyboard, my friend.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KP5rU)

431 test

Test

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (yjKTd)

432 Ace, you are wrong about Conservative Inc. It's not 'donor class communism' that they are engaged in, it's prostitution.

Me love you long time, Pierre Omidyar.

Posted by: Cuckshed at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (ppBhU)

433 >>One woman was on 3 times.....and none of the three different men were the fathers .


I think I have seen that one. And each time, or at least one or more other times, she swore up and down that this guy had to be the father. Truth is relative to these people.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (1CjJc)

434 According to the BBC article, Sondland nailed Trump to the cross. Is this true or not?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (CLteG)

435 But let's play the What if it were Donald Trump Jr. game.
Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (PbpT7)


I like to think Don Jr. would look up his appointment book, call the broad, and ask her to give a review. I like to think the review, even grudgingly given, would be at least three stars.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (EiN80)

436 >>Hybristophilia is a paraphilia


Sure, but those are only indiginous to Tazmania.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (yDWtO)

437 Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM (U6f/q)

Initials TW?

Posted by: clutch at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (+mbOC)

438 And international politics is ALL Quid Pro Quo.

Something for something. It's fucking the way the world works and has always worked.

Fucking idiots with broke ass morals and infected dicks running Congress and the Media. And Hollywood.

I need to keep drinking....NO!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (d1uFV)

439 The paternity tests reminded me of the corny response quip I laugh at every time when girl is asked if she has any children.

None that I know of .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (Q5ALd)

440 One thing you can count on with irresponsible, criminal scumbags who are never held to account: where there is one incident ... there's more.

Posted by: ShainS at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (6DVEu)

441 Fen, fistbump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (KP5rU)

442 Here's the bombshell of the day. Take cover! I have heard the words "f***, "boob and dick before I ever arrived here




Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:49 PM (WI7YS)


Go on....


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (ufFY8)

443 Pretty sure most of my lovely and cheap Mosin-Nagant rifles came out of warehouses in Ukraine, so that's nice.


But Ukraine was far more important to us in 1942-43 than it is now or likely ever will be again.


If Zelensky could deliver some good stand-up, including funny [not nasty and dumb] shots at der Trumpenfuhrer, I might re-evaluate.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (QDnY+)

444 430 397; insom, you owe me a keyboard, my friend.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (KP5rU)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (NWiLs)

445 At least he can say well I didn't knock up my dead brother's widow!

Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 04:03 PM (9VeU0)

Not from lack of trying!!

Posted by: red at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (ERkyq)

446 390 There is no IQ test for public office.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:42 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: Hank Johnson at November 20, 2019 04:44 PM (qzF84)


I know two people in this district who would make stellar congressmen or senators. Both are small business owners.

Of course, neither one could begin to live on $175,000 a year while taking care of their family, maintaining a home in the district and commuting to Washington.

As long as we keep the pay where it's at, we'll never get the right people to run for office.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (U6f/q)

447 Big difference between : Who is the Father?

and : Who do you hope is the Father?

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:52 PM (yDWtO)

448 I *love* the coupling I wrote here, at the end:

When was the last time these fake-ass "libertarian capitalists" worked for an organization whose cash-flow was not generated by a mixture of beggary and bribery?

Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

449
Who will tie the "Congrats, Grandpa!" balloons to Joey Choo-Choo's podium at tonight's debate? Props to that person!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (bZ5DM)

450
I wonder if you built a guillotine and brought it to DC, would it be considered a threat against gov. officials?



I guess you could not put it anywhere, but you could leave it on a trailer and circle Capitol Hill.

Heh. That just brought back the memory of Pelosi and the other Resistors getting on buses to fly to Belgium (?) on a chartered flight, and PDT cancelling their flight.


Remember the buses circling the Capitol? Good times!


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

451 When Hunter took the DNA test they had to get a team of forensic detectives to perform it.

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (q177U)

452
According to the BBC article, Sondland nailed Trump to the cross. Is this true or not?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at November 20, 2019 04:50 PM (CLteG)

-----

Meh.

It doesn't matter. I haven't listened. I don't know. I don't care.

Much like everyone else in America.

The House will indict. Senate won't convict. We'll all move on to the investigation. Trump will be be re-elected.

Then the next several investigations will spin up. It's the new status quo, and I can't be bothered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (GPeXd)

453 As long as we keep the pay where it's at, we'll never get the right people to run for office.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (U6f/q)

Fine but anyone caught on the take gets an ax in the head...no exceptions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (j3npP)

454

oopsie

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (ptqGC)

455
Barrel, Jane.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (1CjJc)

456 As long as we keep the pay where it's at, we'll never get the right people to run for office.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (U6f/q)


Pay for a State's Voice at the Federal Level should not - never, ever - be determined by the Federal Government.

State's should determine what, if any, compensation is appropriate for their State. And those thus selected would never forget where their check comes from.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (EiN80)

457 Fine but anyone caught on the take gets an ax in the head...no exceptions.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (j3npP)


I agree.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (U6f/q)

458 I think Hunter Biden's accident did a number on his brain leading to a tendency to drug addiction. Having an entitled life and no self control didn't help matters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (WI7YS)

459 I'll just be in the barrel. I'll need wine, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (ptqGC)

460 @RealSaavedra 38 seconds ago

State Department Spokesperson Morgan Ortagus adds:

"Gordon Sondland never told Secretary Pompeo that he believed the President was linking aid to investigations of political opponents. Any suggestion to the contrary is flat out false."

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:54 PM (cF8AT)

461

SPOORISMA 2Cents a spermatazooa..........Wot Im supposed to be responsible for my DICK too daddy help me....

Posted by: saf at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (5IHGB)

462 "Congratulations Joe. I hear you are a grandfather. What's the little bastard's name?"

Posted by: PDT at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (DBGf/)

463 447 Big difference between : Who is the Father?

and : Who do you hope is the Father?
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:52 PM (yDWtO)

"Here are the potential fathers. DeMarcus is a three-time loser currently on house arrest. DeWayne is homeless and aggressively washing car windows for change. Leroy is a software engineer for a Google affiliate."

"It's Leroy! It's gotta be Leroy!"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (NWiLs)

464 *sends wine down to Jane*

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

465 Of course, neither one could begin to live on $175,000 a year while taking care of their family, maintaining a home in the district and commuting to Washington.

As long as we keep the pay where it's at, we'll never get the right people to run for office.
Posted by: jwest


Wash DC is lucky we don't treat them like Texas.

Texas Legislature pay
Salary of legislative officials. State legislators in Texas make $600 per month, or $7,200 per year, plus a per diem of $190 for every day the Legislature is in session (also including any special sessions). That adds up to $33,800 a year for a regular session (140 days), with the total pay for a two-year term being $41,000.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (ob5xJ)

466 Morgan Ortagus?

bunk time.

Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (DBGf/)

467 O/T:

SpaceX was doing cryo pressure testing this afternoon on its starship prototype and...boom! Did not go well. Blew its top.

Posted by: WisRich at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (G0vdT)

468 464 *sends wine down to Jane*
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 04:55 PM (dUJdY)

Make it bourbon.

Trust me on this.

Whew

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (d1uFV)

469 I like how Ace, in every post now, starts with some daily "current events" news item, and then inevitably makes the connections to Fake Conservatives, Media Malfeasance, The New SJW Class Hierarchy, The Deep State, etc.

No matter what the topic, Ace sees the Big Picture.

Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (fK2gX)

470 Thanks, Jewells! *looks around barrel* {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

471 Sidebar says:

>It's a girl group doing a surf rock cover of Britney Spears' Toxic.

I thought it said smurf rock and I am both relieved and disappointed.

Posted by: Mama AJ at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (wSGZR)

472 Sperm are only algorithms. Man has no control over them.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (a+QMf)

473 >>SpaceX was doing cryo pressure testing this afternoon on its starship prototype and...boom! Did not go well



WE BUILT THIS SHITTY!

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (yDWtO)

474 What's the over/under Hunter wasn't fucked up while flying to China on Air Force 2? Also, discount all the BS about Chinese business acumen. They could have gotten access for a bag of Fentanyl they mass produce but reportedly coughed up a billion.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (5qdFy)

475 So it says the baby momma is an all state basketball player and 28 years old.

It also says her dad is a gun shop owner.

So I'm guessing Hunter won't be going to Arkansas any time soon.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (F73W5)

476 As long as we keep the pay where it's at, we'll never get the right people to run for office.
Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (U6f/q)

I've actually thought that it might be a good thing if we paid them a salary large enough that they'd be immune to the blandishments of easy graft, and could behave as principled legislators...

Then I woke up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (BiNEL)

477 I'll need wine, though.

Red, white or toilet?

Posted by: sommelier at the Barrel at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (h5TKJ)

478 MadameMayhem, Thanksgiving will mark ten years for my Dad and a few short months later ten years for my Mom as well. I miss them so much, I still think they are right around the corner sometimes. I dream about them a lot. Putting a great big hug in the USB port. Your Mom wants you to be happy and at peace.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (a4EWo)

479 most of my friends are women. that's all i have to say about that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (KP5rU)

480 Was this before, during or after the time he was banging his dead brothers wife?

Posted by: keena at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (MpOUf)

481 Hunter Biden's mistress didn't kill herself!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (dNzKv)

482 You give good sidebar, Ace

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (d1uFV)

483 No homo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (d1uFV)

484 And Judge Nappy keeps the lie going on Cavuto's show.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

485 I didn't know Jane was Italican.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (htJYU)

486 >>I'll need wine, though.


If you need company word on the street is that the barrel Concierge is the guy to talk to.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (yDWtO)

487 Trump speaking to reporters at the Apple facility in Austin, TX.

Posted by: Tami at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (cF8AT)

488 oll Tide...

Posted by: SturmToddler

*cough* Baby's momma is from Arkansas. That would be "S000eeee Pig" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

Arkansas, Alabama, it's all SEC country so same thing really...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 20, 2019 04:59 PM (8D42x)

489 auto tag close for the win!

Posted by: Max Power at November 20, 2019 04:59 PM (q177U)

490 wasn't swallowell in the barrel earlier? you'll need more than wine.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 04:59 PM (KP5rU)

491 469 I like how Ace, in every post now, starts with some daily "current events" news item, and then inevitably makes the connections to Fake Conservatives, Media Malfeasance, The New SJW Class Hierarchy, The Deep State, etc.

No matter what the topic, Ace sees the Big Picture.
Posted by: zombie at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (fK2gX)

Eye on the prize, that's our Ewok

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 04:59 PM (d1uFV)

492 I laughed 'til I swallowalled.

A small freep or a loud flutterblatt?

Or are we talking a whole new category here?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 04:59 PM (HaL55)

493 Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7

I love it too but 'fake ass' seems out of place with the rest of the sentence. Accurate but too pedestrian in relation to the rest of it.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Q5ALd)

494 Aren't baby-daddies legal prevented from taking a low ball job to reduce their child support? I would be shooting for $40k/month since he can easily afford that will his spectacular set of job skills

Posted by: Downcast at November 20, 2019 05:00 PM (CSnpu)

495 At this point in American history, IMO, you can only be one of two mindsets about our government.

Ever-increasingly pissed off by the graft, corruption, abuse of power, wastefulness, usurping of human rights, the political gamesmanship and depravity.

Or permanently numb.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 20, 2019 05:00 PM (94pMa)

496 I'm a space alien.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2019 05:00 PM (Tnijr)

497 I've just recently come to this realization. Earlier today even.

Posted by: freaked at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (Tnijr)

498
And, for having listened very little/not at all, and just taking a guess - Vindman stuck his flaccid little dick in a rat-trap, and now they've brought up this Sondman whatever-his-name-is to make some new explosive claim.

Who cares?

Nobody, that's who.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (GPeXd)

499 And Judge Nappy keeps the lie going on Cavuto's show.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

What is he saying now?

Posted by: red at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (ERkyq)

500 Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:56 PM (yDWtO

Eventually, the government subsidy mentality takes over!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (BiNEL)

501
And Judge Nappy keeps the lie going on Cavuto's show.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

Napolitano, Cavuto, Wallace, Baier. They have all gone wobbly. To think the morning show with Steve Doocy was more conservative than these guys.

Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (n13/j)

502 just keep the ewok off imported scooters. that never ends well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (KP5rU)

503 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.

Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vGJY7)

504 Now that I think about it, a Swallowall would be the world's loudest fart. Just think of the people who heard it yet were not in the room at the time.

That was on MSNBCLSD, correct? There were prolly dozens of people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (HaL55)

505 The problem isn't Congressional pay, it's the cost of living in DC is so high that it eats up salaries.

All federal agencies should be pushed out at least 200 miles beyond the boundaries of DC. Allow them to maintain a small liaison team (no more than say, 50-100 people) close at hand.

Posted by: Frankenstein at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (wCmLp)

506 494 Aren't baby-daddies legal prevented from taking a low ball job to reduce their child support? I would be shooting for $40k/month since he can easily afford that will his spectacular set of job skills

Posted by: Downcast at November 20, 2019 05:00 PM (CSnpu)

What happens is judges assign them payments according to what they think they should be able to earn. Then the father goes to jail if he can't pay. Funnily enough the jail time seems to hurt their earnings potential, but there is not automatic adjustment for that.

Posted by: Someguy at November 20, 2019 05:02 PM (O+iVW)

507 At this point in American history, IMO, you can only be one of two mindsets about our government.

Ever-increasingly pissed off by the graft, corruption, abuse of power, wastefulness, usurping of human rights, the political gamesmanship and depravity.

Or permanently numb.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


One of three.

Pissed off
Numb
In on it

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 05:02 PM (ob5xJ)

508 I've actually thought that it might be a good thing if we paid them a salary large enough that they'd be immune to the blandishments of easy graft, and could behave as principled legislators...

Then I woke up!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 04:57 PM (BiNEL)


If someone's going to steal, it doesn't matter what you pay them.

All I'm saying is that we're excluding the prime pool of potential (intelligent) office holders by keeping the pay package so low.

500K base pay for congress, 750K for senate.
500K bonus for congressmen if all the bills are finished on time and are within the tax revenues of the previous year. 750K bonus for the senators on the same conditions.
NetJets time dependent on distance from Washington.

Posted by: jwest at November 20, 2019 05:02 PM (U6f/q)

509 Nood

Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 05:02 PM (NkJV1)

510 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.


No SCOTUS nomination.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 20, 2019 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

511 Judge Nap was an idiot way before Trump showed up to the scene.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 20, 2019 05:03 PM (Q5ALd)

512 I *love* the coupling I wrote here, at the end:



Posted by: ace at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (PbpT7)


That's no "coupling". Here's a "coupling";

Her Milky Way longed for his firm, one-way trip - yet he resisted, teasing her mystic orbs to cosmic heights of passion and bringing her to bold new worlds. Finally he reached out, and with no hesitation docked his feral Enterprise in her silky Starbase, going where no man had gone before.


That, sir, is a coupling if I do say so.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 05:03 PM (EiN80)

513 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front


He wanted a job. Trump said FU.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 05:03 PM (ob5xJ)

514 >>Hybristophilia is a paraphilia

Sure, but those are only indiginous to Tazmania.

Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 04:51 PM (yDWtO)
.........

I thought paraphilia was a fear of skydiving.

Posted by: wth at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (v0R5T)

515 Sondland, whatever.

Tomorrow it can be Vindland.

Then Sondman.

It's all the same.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (GPeXd)

516 nooood fake news

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (d1uFV)

517 Axelrod Worried Republicans Won't Break Ranks on Impeachment
********
No shit AxelTURD

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (BqBId)

518 503: mental retardation seems to be the cause. look at low forehead fuck. eddie munster weeps.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (KP5rU)

519 It doesn't matter. I haven't listened. I don't know. I don't care.

Much like everyone else in America.

The House will indict. Senate won't convict. We'll all move on to the investigation. Trump will be be re-elected.

Then the next several investigations will spin up. It's the new status quo, and I can't be bothered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 20, 2019 04:53 PM (GPeXd)

Spot on

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (cEsBM)

520 503 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vGJY7)


He's a libertarian. Libertarians hate trump because foreign wars and he is not a perfect libertarian.

That is why the LP can never gain any traction. You are either a perfect libertarian, or you can just go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (dNzKv)

521 we may not know where hunter is, but we know where he's been.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (dnjy6)

522 Red, he listed Nixon (cover up), Clinton (lying about sex) but Trump.. well this is far far worse. Withholding aid to Ukraine until they launch investigation into Biden, corruption etc. Just flat out lied.

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 05:05 PM (dUJdY)

523 78 Man I hope some Dem offers Uncle Joe congrats on being a grandpa again on stage tonight.
----------------------------------------------------------
If it is Mayor Peter, Joe can say to Butt-gig "Yeah - thanks. At least my son knows where his d*ck is supposed to go."

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at November 20, 2019 05:05 PM (JXKKq)

524 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vGJY7)


He is gay. He probably felt snubbed by PDT. He is a jack ass. He has never been right about anything, so there is that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 05:06 PM (cEsBM)

525 Did the fart come up on the close captions ?


blah, blah blah, RRRRRRRIP, blah, blah

Posted by: Stormy at November 20, 2019 05:06 PM (rpxSz)

526 295
Hunter Biden needs a Groove ring.

i hear you can just color the edge with a sharpie and it works just as well.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 20, 2019 05:06 PM (sGtp+)

527 He's a libertarian. Libertarians hate trump because foreign wars and he is not a perfect libertarian.



Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (dNzKv)


You're right. My inner Libertarian is killing me. I often look in the mirror and scream "You Fucking Trumpist !!!".

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 20, 2019 05:07 PM (EiN80)

528 521
we may not know where hunter is, but we know where he's been.

Posted by: trapper's girl at November 20, 2019 05:04 PM (dnjy6)


Posted by: Peaches at November 20, 2019 05:07 PM (14URa)

529 524 What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 20, 2019 05:01 PM (vGJY7)


It what he hasn't got against him that's his problem

he's frot boy

Posted by: Stormy at November 20, 2019 05:09 PM (rpxSz)

530 I PULLED OUT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Word....As a Biden.

Posted by: HUNTER BIDEN at November 20, 2019 05:10 PM (lMn1U)

531 Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 20, 2019 05:06 PM (cEsBM)

Why would he feel snubbed by Trump for being gay? Trump is touring a new Apple Products Plant with Tim Cook and Cook isn't exactly Mr. Heterosexuality. If he snubbed the Judge maybe it's for some other reason.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 20, 2019 05:13 PM (WI7YS)

532 Is the baby a "crack baby" ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 05:13 PM (rpxSz)

533
What the fuck does Napolitano have against Trump? His hate seems intense.
The guy hates Lincoln and says the Civil War was his choice. He called Union soldiers rapists and worse. He says the Civil War was unnecessary. He did this on Fox News and with Jon Stewart, it is all online.

I am open to hearing any argument if it is made in good faith and the facts support the idea. But this guy is a weirdo full stop. I am sure we have all liked some things he has said at times. But the guy is off imo.


And you can not generalize about small l libertarians. I am a conservative but of the libertarian wing. With W for sure conservatism was taken over by statists My libertarianism is a reaction to said statists. We need to go back to the Constitution as written. To do so is to be way more libertarian than both parties. Trump is more libertarian than either Bush though he would never use that term. Hell, he doesn't even like calling himself conservative lol



Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 05:15 PM (n13/j)

534 Never forget - Hunter Biden fucked his dead brother's wife, and left his own wife for her!

Posted by: Jumpgo at November 20, 2019 05:15 PM (BboDw)

535 Wonder if someone at the dim debate will congratulate Joe on his new grandson/daughter ?

Joe is just stupid enough to hand out cigars

Posted by: REDACTED at November 20, 2019 05:19 PM (rpxSz)

536 National inquirer!!

Posted by: Kurt at November 20, 2019 05:24 PM (LTfaU)

537 Trump and Stormy
Meh

Posted by: Kurt at November 20, 2019 05:26 PM (LTfaU)

538 As the man from Hope used to ask me, "Had any strange lately?"

Posted by: Billy Bob Thornton at November 20, 2019 06:01 PM (JQlio)

539 My wife flicked on the tube in the kitchen to start making dinner and she said the first story was Trump did a quid pro quo*. She asked me how can they just lie like that? and I said that's what they do.

*I repeat again - there is nothing wrong with a quid pro quo if it is for the country's benefit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 06:07 PM (r+sAi)

540 Democrats love to spread around more than YOUR wealth.

Posted by: Constantine XI at November 20, 2019 06:32 PM (yiAMj)

541 DNA test finds that the father of a baby in Arkansas is a member of a prominent political family.
Hunter Biden would not be my first guess here.

Posted by: MikeN at November 20, 2019 06:45 PM (o/eHL)

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