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Prince Andrew: I Have the Perfect Alibi to Claims I Had Sex with Underage Childslave Virginia Giuffre.
See, I Was At a... Pizza Restaurant.

This claim is so odd that people speculate that the English royal family has decided to be tricky and try to get the media to protect Andrew by stirring up #PizzaGate conspiracy theories -- given how scandalized the leftwing media was over PizzaGate, maybe they'll rush to Andrew's defense if enough people say "Pizza party? PizzaGate!"

That sounds a little too cute to me, but what do I know -- I used to think the people running things were halfway intelligent, but it turns out they're largely morons. Maybe they're stupid enough to try this too-clever-by-half play.

An article in The Atlantic pointed out that his "I couldn't have been at that party with her, I remember having gone to a pizza restaurant in Wolking" makes no sense and is no alibi, because that restaurant is less than an hour from the site of the party -- he could have gone to the pizza restaurant before or after the party, and his story would be true... but irrelevant. Same as claiming your alibi is that you were in a different city the day before a murder happened.

Thanks for the detail, but... that's not an alibi.

Andrew offered the following additional proofs of innocence:

Regarding the picture showing him with his arm around the waist of an underage Virginia Giuffree, nee Roberts, Andrew claims, "No one has yet proved whether that photo is genuine or has been doctored."

So... no one says it was doctored, and you claim no one has proven it is real or fake?

A strange proof that the photo is not real is that he asserts that when in London (the photo, I guess, was taken in London), he wears a "suit and tie," and this photo shows him wearing what he calls his "travelling clothes," therefore... um.... this could not possibly be him.

His proof of innocence is that he literally never takes off his suit jacket and wears a button-down dress shirt while in London. Only when travelling abroad does he wear such rugged, rude peasant garb.

What?

But his proofs go further. As to Giuffre's claim that he "sweated profusely" when dancing with her at a club, he says that that couldn't be true, because... at the time, but not now, he had a strange condition that caused him not to sweat at all.

He is very stuttery and stumbly about when this alleged condition afflicted him. He seems to emphasize that he did not sweat at that time. I imagine he says this because he sweats now, and he doesn't want his offer of proof rejected upon anyone seeing him sweat.

The New York Post dubbed him "His Royal Dryness."

He also claimed he would never "really party" nor engage in PDAs as seen in the photo.

And yet, Daily Mail points out video from 2007 showing him partying with young women on the French Riviera, engaging in some light PDA, and looking a bit... sweaty.

Oh, and one PDA? A young woman is photographed licking his face, which I think counts as a PDA.

Newly-revealed video shows Prince Andrew at raucous pool party on the French Riviera in July 2008

Pictures from other events also show him enjoying attention of beautiful women including one licking his face

Andrew's public role in danger after 'car crash' BBC interview where he discussed relationship with Epstein

Denied he met Virginia Roberts - let alone had sex with her - and hinted photo of them together could be fake

Duke said he 'never really partied', avoided 'public affection' and Falklands battles left him unable to sweat

But photos and video from French parties show him gripping several women and looking decidedly sweaty

2.5m people watched BBC interview described as 'Not so much a car crash but an articulated lorry crash'

When asked why he stayed in Jeffrey Epstein's place even after Epstein had copped a plea in a sex-slave case, he says he went there to tell Epstein that he could no longer be pals with him. I guess he stayed at his place to... I don't know, give Epstein some final Friendship Time?

When asked what caused him to associate himself with such a seedy individual as Epstein -- guilty of corrupting underage girls, and innocent of suicide -- Andrew stated that he was "too honourable." That's his flaw -- he was too honourable. I imagine he means he was too honourable to even suspect such tawdry, lower-class-type crimes were going on all around him.

The press reaction was generally bad though I'm sure the press will start defending him once the royal family threatens to withhold interviews with Megan Markle.


Some video below.


The full interview is here.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:16 PM




Comments

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1 bababooie

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2019 06:17 PM (H5knJ)

2
first, I'll go fetch the others

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2019 06:17 PM (KCxzN)

3 Told ya.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2019 06:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

4
Eris is taking credit??

HOW DARE YOU

I summoned this poat!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:18 PM (oJjzX)

5 I would like to say that this helps to prove that they are a better class of people than I.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 18, 2019 06:18 PM (xptlg)

6 It was a warning that he will name names if he goes down like Kevin Spacey offered in a video. Spacey's victim conveniently died.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (sU5UX)

7 What is that "I don't actually sweat" disease? Does it have a name?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (xptlg)

8 I guess his new PR person-- who he had for a very short period of time (a month?) quit when he said he was going to do this interview.


And the PR person was correct in his assertion.


/ and yes, those in charge are morons. And maybe evil as well.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Wmf3G)

9
Maybe an overnight stay at a Holiday Inn Express - or the downtown Manhattan Dentention Center - will refresh his memory...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)

10 The antiperspirant prince.

Posted by: Galil at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Pzzpr)

11 Blink.
Blink.
Blink blink.
Blink blink.
Blink blink blink.
Blink blink blink blink blink.
Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink.

Posted by: Randy Andy! at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (I2/tG)

12 Remember when Fergie was the official crown appointed train wreck?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)

13 7 What is that "I don't actually sweat" disease? Does it have a name?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (xptlg)

Can you ask a dog?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (j3npP)

14 11 Blink.
Blink.
Blink blink.
Blink blink.
Blink blink blink.
Blink blink blink blink blink.
Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink.
Posted by: Randy Andy! at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (I2/tG)

wink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Ct55T)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Zz0t1)

16
Inbred, hemophiliac anti-Semite is no way to go through life, your majesty...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)

17 Did he mention his mother died in a car crash?


Because it seems like that was where this inerview was headed.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (0/eGj)

18 Maybe those 80's and 90's movies about super wealthy, super connected people getting away with all manner of things were closer to true than I thought.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (xptlg)

19 And no one ever sat this blithering idiot down and told him that he wasn't to talk to the press, under any circumstances?

Mainly because he's too stupid to be let out without a minder?

Or, was his minder off the day of the interview?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (qC1Sy)

20 That Prince Andrew guy sure doesn't look like a pedo or anything.
He looks more like Vindman, who I hear is a pedo.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (v0R5T)

21 What are they going to do, impeach him?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (oVJmc)

22 10 The antiperspirant prince.
Posted by: Galil at November 18, 2019 06:21 PM (Pzzpr)



"MONA!!!!!!"

- - Prince Andrew looks in mirror, circa 1971

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)

23 Riiiiight.......

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (JUOKG)

24 I think that'll be the new excuse for dudes cheating on their women.

Honey, she wanted to have sex with me and I was just too honorable to say no. Why should I deprive someone of something that they want?

Posted by: Sponge at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Zz0t1)

25 shoving it in all of our faces is a big part of his kink

god he's a sick bastard

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Rarvo)

26 This whole Epstein incident is becoming slightly surreal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (HaL55)

27 His chances of ever getting nailed for a crime are less than Hillary's

Posted by: Skip at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (ZCEU2)

28 Remember when Fergie was the official crown appointed train wreck?

And maybe that's why she left-- she found out the her charming husband was boning various underage girls and she really wasn't down with that kind of behavior.

/is boning the appropriate word for a Smart Military Blog? I'm not sure...

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Wmf3G)

29

What?

How did my dick get in Virginia?

I have zero idea.

Is that really my dick?


Cuz it's right here in my hand.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (sy5kK)

30 8 I guess his new PR person-- who he had for a very short period of time (a month?) quit when he said he was going to do this interview.


And the PR person was correct in his assertion.


/ and yes, those in charge are morons. And maybe evil as well.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Wmf3G)

It really is an absolute disaster. Better to keep quiet and hope it blows over.

Trump knows a thing or two about PR. He should've called him (Trump: Andrew, you're fucked)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP)

31 I seem to remember Enquirer headlines that called him 'Randy Andy'.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (NgKpN)

32 Remember when Fergie was the official crown appointed train wreck?

It's disrespectful to call her Fergie. Her title is Her Lovely Lady Lumps.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (H5knJ)

33 The Fisrst Rule of Hyperhidrotic Pedophiles Club is...

Never let'em see you sweat.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (0/eGj)

34 Chucky Cheese?

Posted by: Big Swede at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (HJ0dL)

35 Generations of royal inbreeding is not conducive to the making of alibis. Actually, it makes tying shoes difficult, or getting rid of pesky training wheels.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (C1Lsn)

36 old and busted: sit on my face
new hotness: lick my sweaty face

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2019 06:23 PM (v0R5T)

37 /is boning the appropriate word for a Smart Military Blog? I'm not sure...

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM (Wmf3G)

It's a British story so maybe A Roger for the old Todger?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (j3npP)

38 He used to be the "good looking one".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (Dc2NZ)

39 To make everything better, Lady Somebody-or-Other took to the TV studio to explain to everyone that the girls in question were 14 year-old *prostitutes* and therefore did not qualify as minors.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (uquGJ)

40 Kind of puzzled about why the rest of the royals wouldn't just toss Andrew under the bus. I guess they don't want any possible civil lawsuits against the royal estate. But randy Andy might want to check his brakes and not go speeding around any bad corners.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (eASYU)

41 I identified his condition days ago as Post Traumatic Sweat Syndrome.

Posted by: Dr. freaked at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (Tnijr)

42 He looks more like Vindman, who I hear is a pedo


And according to one of our right honorable congressmen, "hearsay" is more valuable than "actual direct evidence," so really, Vindman should be jailed right now for obviously having sex with underage... persons.

/not sure if V. is into boys or girls

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (Wmf3G)

43

I just made PF Chang's beef and broccoli, and by "made" I mean dumped the frozen stuff on a skillet and heated it up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oJjzX)

44 says he went there to tell Epstein that he could no longer be pals with him. I guess he stayed at his place to... I don't know, give Epstein some final Friendship Time?

Last dance with Mary Jane... here, the Mary Jane mentioned in the A A Milne poem.

I do hope no rice pudding was served (again).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (ykYG2)

45
Fergie goes from Weight Watchers to Wait... Watchers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Enquirer headlines that called him 'Randy Andy'.

He cut quite a swath after he came back from the Falklands Campaign.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (I2/tG)

47
So, was it the Clinton Mafia that killed Epstein, or the British hit squad?


Because we all know he didn't do it himself.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

48
hey shibumi

I gots a venue question for you once this thread settles down

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (KCxzN)

49 Ah, I see I have an answer from Shibumi.

Wow.

Yeah, too stupid to be let out without a minder.

Makes Charles look positively Einsteinesque, doesn't he?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (qC1Sy)

50 Prince Andrew should just say he is a fag and doesn't diddle little girls, just little boys.

Inbred prick.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)

51 When I was a child, evil was some far away, unreal concept - you know, a boogyman - non-descript - a fairy tale monster.

As an adult, we can see living examples of it all around us - they are so bold and brazen they self identify. ugh.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Y4EXg)

52 Prince Andrew seems a bit of a weirdo.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Uu+Jp)

53 >>>7 What is that "I don't actually sweat" disease? Does it have a name?

Finageler's Syndrom

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (PbpT7)

54 used to be the "good looking one".

And now he's going to be remembered as the good licking one

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ykYG2)

55 Yes Dr. Watson, I think we will call this 'The case of the perspiring Prince'.

Posted by: Sherlock Holmes.. at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (NgKpN)

56 38 He used to be the "good looking one".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (Dc2NZ)


Charles looks like one of Monty Python's "Twit of the Year"characters.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)

57 >>"MONA!!!!!!"



- - Prince Andrew looks in mirror, circa 1971



He should be Banned.

Posted by: Galil at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Pzzpr)

58 WTFever dude.

You're royalty, just admit you invoked Pedo Nocta.

Scum.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (D2sB2)

59 I have an alibi -- I have uromycitiis.

Posted by: The Honourable Jerry Seinfeld at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (PbpT7)

60 Prince Andrew seems a bit of a weirdo.

His story is difficult to believe.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (ykYG2)

61 /is boning the appropriate word for a Smart Military Blog? I'm not sure...
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM


Be proper, keep a stiff upper lip, and use 'shagging'.

And Vegemite > Marmite.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (petwK)

62
So, was it the Clinton Mafia that killed Epstein, or the British hit squad?

Because we all know he didn't do it himself.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (sy5kK)

-------

Ain't nobody in the world with the juice to pull that off but Hill-dawg.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (fUqBx)

63 'Puttin' on the schvitz!'

Posted by: Young Frankenstein at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (0/eGj)

64
The House of Windsor. Not Marie Windsor.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)

65 Yep, I'm around Alton. Ask away when you're ready.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (Wmf3G)

66 Anyway all he has to do is come out and everything will be dandy.

Posted by: Dr. freaked at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (Tnijr)

67 >>>he means he was too honourable to even suspect such tawdry, lower-class-type crimes were going on all around him.

Uh-huh. Those funny Royals. Of course! 'Honourable'

Posted by: My life is insanity at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (6NTwP)

68 61 /is boning the appropriate word for a Smart Military Blog? I'm not sure...
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:22 PM

Be proper, keep a stiff upper lip, and use 'shagging'.

And Vegemite > Marmite.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 18, 2019 06:26 PM (petwK)


Yeast as a confection. Yeah, British. But I do like mushy peas.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

69

He couldn't possibly have done it because he's a Falkland Islands War hero!

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (oJjzX)

70 Windsor?

I hardly know her!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (Ct55T)

71 HOT BLOODED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=TgHJHrTc6YI&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: FOREIGNER at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (0/eGj)

72 You don't think I find this D-List celebrity attractive, do you?

My marriage was ALWAYS about having a bargaining chip with the press to protect Andrew.

Like my (real) father, I sleep with every woman I meet.

Posted by: Prince Harry at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (/U3h1)

73 >>>>18 Maybe those 80's and 90's movies about super wealthy, super connected people getting away with all manner of things were closer to true than I thought.

yeah there are a lot of lurid thrillers I dismissed as fantasy but now I'm thinking, half of that shit is happening every day

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (PbpT7)

74 Prince Andrew seems a bit of a weirdo.



His story is difficult to believe.

Posted by: Michael Jackson




That made me chortle out loud. thank you.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (Wmf3G)

75 When asked why he stayed in Jeffrey Epstein's place even after Epstein had copped a plea in a sex-slave case,
he says he went there to tell Epstein that he could no longer be pals
with him. I guess he stayed at his place to... I don't know, give
Epstein some final Friendship Time?


could happen. wench i knew in college went to hawaii with her ex to celebrate their breakup. next thing i knew, they were married.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (sGtp+)

76 Sorry to go OT, but to update story below, Paul Sperry linking Morrison testimony to support claims of Vindman perjury, per Twitter.

Posted by: Ever at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ZZDMQ)

77 To make everything better, Lady Somebody-or-Other took to the TV studio to explain to everyone that the girls in question were 14 year-old *prostitutes* and therefore did not qualify as minors.

Polliwog, please tell me that this is a joke.

Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)

78
Andrew: Catamite > Vegemite > Marmite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)

79 eww sock.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)

80 What do you expect?

The Hereditary Elites of England are no better than our self appointed elites here in the United States.

Posted by: rd at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (+0uDE)

81 I'm sure the press will start defending him once the royal family threatens to withhold interviews with Megan Markle.
___________________

That's the royal family's big ace in the hole, an interview with a media-hungry American import?

Sad.

31 I seem to remember Enquirer headlines that called him 'Randy Andy'.
________________

IIRC, that was back in the 80's or 90's, when he was dating chicks like that porn actress Koo Something-or-other. Then he supposedly settled down when he married the redhead, who was a big party girl herself.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (k4dH2)

82 No no no. You look into the camera, get on your angry face and say "I did not have sexual relations with that young, prepubescent little girl."

Works every time.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (Zz0t1)

83 Ah, the old "I don't sweat defense.".

Rarely deployed but absolutely bulletproof.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (ZLI7S)

84 69 He couldn't possibly have done it because he's a Falkland Islands War hero!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (oJjzX)


So, he's like the John McCain of England?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

85 When asked why he stayed in Jeffrey Epstein's place even after Epstein had copped a plea in a sex-slave case, he says he went there to tell Epstein that he could no longer be pals with him.

--------------------


Prince Andrew had saved up an enormous amount of Frequent Fucking Miles, and was just using them up before they expire.

Six inches at a time.

Ironic that before the FFM's expired, Epstein did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (sy5kK)

86 Who came up with this the pizza excuse? Andrew's handlers have not be paying attention to pedophilia conspiracy theories. Can't he think of some believable snooty setting to claim to be at?

Posted by: Eddie Baby at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (wpJDK)

87 oh gosh, Koo Stark!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (Rarvo)

88 >>>IIRC, that was back in the 80's or 90's, when he was dating chicks like that porn actress Koo Something-or-other.

Koo Stark? I never followed the "Royals" but that name I remember.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (PbpT7)

89 He could always try claiming that he didn't know that she was underage (do 17-year-olds normally get into nightclubs in London?), and that he had no idea that she had been told that she had to have sex with him.

Of course, shutting up would have been a far superior alternative.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (I2/tG)

90 This claim is so odd that people speculate that the English royal family
has decided to be tricky and try to get the media to protect Andrew by
stirring up #PizzaGate conspiracy theories -- given how scandalized the
leftwing media was over PizzaGate, maybe they'll rush to Andrew's
defense if enough people say "Pizza party? PizzaGate!"
Or maybe PizzaGate is simply all true, and the idea that it should be dismissed as a looney-tunes conspiracy theory is just what the MSM wants us all to believe.

Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (3SFo/)

91 What is that "I don't actually sweat" disease? Does it have a name?
.........

Waituntilyousmellmyfarts Syndrome.

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

92 83 Did he mention his mother died in a car crash?

Ex sister in law.His ex-sister in law getting killed in a crash doesn't garner much sympathy. It's not like we're dealing with the Kennedy's here.
Posted by: Shooter McGavin at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (sf1AO)

They had more sympathy for the Cutlass than for Mary Jo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:29 PM (Ct55T)

93 wait this guy used to be married to the plump redhead, Sarah?

Is that why he's whining he was depressed after his divorce?

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (PbpT7)

94 86 Who came up with this the pizza excuse? Andrew's handlers have not be paying attention to pedophilia conspiracy theories. Can't he think of some believable snooty setting to claim to be at?
Posted by: Eddie Baby at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (wpJDK)


There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)

95 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.

Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (3SFo/)

96 So, he's like the John McCain of England?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)

His daughters are a bit homely but they're not as fat as Meghan.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (j3npP)

97 right ace how random that I - who is 29 now and struggles with memory - could immediately call up "Koo Stark"

from walking by a National Enquirer in 1989 or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (Rarvo)

98 Koo Stark?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (HaL55)

99 Prince Andrew seems depressed. You know what would cheer him up? A scenic vacation to Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Definitely Not Hillary Clinton at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (H5knJ)

100 Andrew's handlers have not be paying attention to pedophilia conspiracy
theories. Can't he think of some believable snooty setting to claim to
be at?


I read this his handler quit. So yeah, this is all him.


Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (Wmf3G)

101 50 Prince Andrew should just say he is a fag and doesn't diddle little girls, just little boys.

Inbred prick.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2019 06:25 PM (Z+IKu)

I'm waiting for him to declare he identifies as a 14 year old girl and therefore he is just another victim of Epstein.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (jp0Bv)

102
I remember the name of Koo Stark but not the incidents. Although I do remember it involved Royals.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (zBaqJ)

103 We got your child rape pizza special.

Posted by: Comet Vomit Pizza at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (6Ehrr)

104 I mean for gods sake - if a Prince can't fuck underage hot chicks then what is the point of being a bloody Prince?

Posted by: Underage Pervert at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (mbYl0)

105

I also lost my saliva glands in the Falklands.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (oJjzX)

106 Koo Stark and Tiggy Legg-Bourke were Pythonesque names of royal squeezes back in the day.

Never understood the throne sniffing by some royal watchers. What purpose do these people serve?


Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (Dc2NZ)

107 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.
Posted by: jdgalt

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Pixy to the white courtesy phone please.

(as if she'll pick up) LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (Y4EXg)

108
Oh what a cute little girl! You look like a Hufflepuff!!! You've cast a Petronas charm on my heart!!!

Posted by: Prince Andrew's Pick-Up Lines at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (PbpT7)

109 The name is Bond, James Bond.

Any other inconvenient people you need bumped off, Prince?

Posted by: James Bond! at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (I2/tG)

110 That wasn't me, that was Guy Incognito. I've never had sex with an underage girl. I don't even know what sex is! Besides, she was asking for it! You know the shit princes can get away with!

Posted by: fb at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (JVEmw)

111 Also.

My brother or nephew or whoever is going to be King.

And that guy just wants to be a Tampon!

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (0/eGj)

112 Yeah, she had a strange name. Don't recall if she was a 1 or not.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (HaL55)

113
There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)


The Bank Job, I believe.

Posted by: Sponge at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)

114 95 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.
Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (3SFo/)

hooo, boy, don't tell me you tried using HTML tags....

you'll give the hamsters heartburn.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (Ct55T)

115 >>Koo Stark?

Tony Stark's sister. That's how the Royal Family secretly controlled the Avengers.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:32 PM (ZLI7S)

116
Koo Stark was an American bit of stuff who was schtupping Andrew around the time of the Falklands War.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)

117 Royals don't have to be intelligent ... not one bit. At this point, the only requirement for the UK royals is not to get caught diddling kids and/or sex slaves. Was too much to ask of Prince Andrew, it seems.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (hdzef)

118 Droit du seigneur defense. Sorry, defenCe,

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (C1Lsn)

119 PIZZA GATE WILL NEVER DIE!that

those Podestas are total pedos

it also cracks me up that Prince Andy's other alibi is that he never sweats

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (G546f)

120 In actuality I didn't say I went to a pizza restaurant, I said she tasted like a pizza restaurant.

Honour compels me to correct the record. And we all know I have too much of that.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (sWM8x)

121 43

I just made PF Chang's beef and broccoli, and by "made" I mean dumped the frozen stuff on a skillet and heated it up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oJjzX)

Were you wearing your white chef's hat and cooking jacket? With your name monogrammed on it?

It tastes even better when you do!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (sy5kK)

122 He's a twit, just like his father. And his mother, really. All the moral fiber of a tomcat.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (fxCK2)

123 98 Koo Stark?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (HaL55)

Winter is coming!

Posted by: Don Q at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

124 He probably was at a pizza place. Stupid excuse, I grant you, but they're so used to doing as they please, they don't realize how ridiculous it sounds.

Why he can't just say yep, we probably had sex, I didn't know she was underaged is beyond me.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (1HDi2)

125 >>I mean for gods sake - if a Prince can't fuck underage hot chicks then what is the point of being a bloody Prince?


This is what your bathing girls are for, no?

Posted by: Prince Akeem at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (0/eGj)

126 Prince Andrew sounds like a bigger idiot than his idiot brother. There is a reason Queen Elizabeth has to hang in there. Inbreeding

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (cEsBM)

127 >>>There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.

was that the Killer Elite? A movie which took the name of a 70s film but attached it to a completely different story about the British "feathermen."

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)

128 95
I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.

you're new here, aren't you?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (sGtp+)

129 103 We got your child rape pizza special.
Posted by: Comet Vomit Pizza at November 18, 2019 06:31 PM (6Ehrr)


Broccoli di RAPE. Literally.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)

130 38 He used to be the "good looking one".
________________

Yep, and he has really aged badly.

I saw an article a couple of months ago that had current photos of Koo Stark (yes, that's the name), and she actually looks pretty good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (k4dH2)

131
it was Koo Stark, silly

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (KCxzN)

132 Royals don't have to be intelligent ... not one bit. At this point, the
only requirement for the UK royals is not to get caught diddling kids
and/or sex slaves. Was too much to ask of Prince Andrew, it seems.



Actually, i think the only requirement is being able to wave at the peons, I mean, their "subjects."

/yeah, I bow to no one...

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Wmf3G)

133 The Sex Pistols were right all along.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (pB6Gt)

134 did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.

Posted by: jdgalt

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This isn't a serious post, is it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (0GvUH)

135 Well, since we're over 100...

I see that the Never Trumper brigade got their orders to knife Victor Davis Hanson over the weekend. His rebuttal at American Greatness is worth a read, but what does it say about these paragons of virtue that they had to get Pierre's paycheck before they felt they could take on VDH?

He's probably the least reliable draw at National Review so I'm pretty sure French and Williamson were told to shut up and now that they've found new boots to lick, they can let their freak flags fly.

What a bunch of turds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

136 Geez, this guy is a total spazz.

Posted by: Moon Moon at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (COzlW)

137 It has the same ring as the Kevin Spacey defense- just weird enough that no one outside the group knows what's going on, but enough signals for the conspiracy-minded and the actual targets to get the message.

BACK. OFF.

Anyone who seriously thinks the royals can control the media by withdrawing interviews is... actually on to something. But that's nowhere near the biggest arrow in their quiver. Mohammad El-Fayed, the Harrods mogul, is convinced the royals murdered his son for planning to marry Diana. It was a wild allegation, but I'm not certain it's false.

If you really piss off the royals, the Clintons will go down first. And then who knows?

Posted by: trev006 at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (FoV3c)

138 >>Time to call your IT guy.

Threadwinner!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (ZLI7S)

139 Ha! NY Post, "Prince's Tale Takes a Licking"!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

140 127 >>>There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.

was that the Killer Elite? A movie which took the name of a 70s film but attached it to a completely different story about the British "feathermen."
Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)


No, the Bank Job. It's based on a true story as opposed to Killer Elite which was the name of a 70s flick with James Caan and Burt Young.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

141 Pizza party?

Pizza?
Really? That's what they're going with?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (HaL55)

142 114
95 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.

Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (3SFo/)



hooo, boy, don't tell me you tried using HTML tags....


i suspect he/she/it tried the buttons on the text box.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (sGtp+)

143 >>>ell, since we're over 100...

I see that the Never Trumper brigade got their orders to knife Victor Davis Hanson over the weekend. His rebuttal at American Greatness is worth a read, but what does it say about these paragons of virtue that they had to get Pierre's paycheck before they felt they could take on VDH?


....

I wanted to mention that. Thanks for letting me know he posted a rebuttal. I guess I"ll put that up tomorrow.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)

144 5lbs a year adds up fast.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (6Ehrr)

145 Gonna Make You Sweat

Posted by: C+C Music Factory at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (I2/tG)

146 did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.

Posted by: jdgalt


Reboot.

Posted by: Your IT Guy at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (Zz0t1)

147
I have to bitch about my sink again. I can't even put my skillet flat in the sink to wash it because I have a "double" sink, which is the stupidest thing in the world.

Double sinks are stupid stupid stupid.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (oJjzX)

148 This is ridiculous. All he had to say was, "Yeah, I banged her. I assumed she was a groupie or one of those star-fucker types that wanted some Royal dick in her. She claimed to be of legal age, and certainly looked it, and Epstein assured me that he screened these women to ensure they were of legal age."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (/sgva)

149
shibumi: venues

I'm going with Twin the Eldest & The Boy to the fabulous Fillmore in downtown Detroit Rock City on Friday night...any tips about the venue?

thx

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (KCxzN)

150 122 He's a twit, just like his father. And his mother, really. All the moral fiber of a tomcat.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 06:33 PM (fxCK2)

I think the Queen is a twit too.

She still has a lot of moral AND legal authority in Britain, and could weigh in heavily on Brexit.

She has not.

Even though it has to do with the structure of the very Nation she is supposed to be the Queen of.

Posted by: Don Q at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (NgKpN)

151 Did Andy order sausage fingers on that pizza?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (COzlW)

152 And another thing...

Think back to the Good Old Days where they did all that forced chummy-crap on The Corner.

Yeah, so much for all the "I respectfully disagree with my esteemed colleague" civility.

They're basically calling everyone who disagrees with them amoral whores, which is to say: projection.

The fun part for me will be after the 2020 election. If Trump wins, they'll be kicked to the curb.

If he loses, the left will eat them first, out of pure spite.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (cfSRQ)

153

Don't ever get a double sink, or whatever they're called. Just get a regular sink.

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (oJjzX)

154 I just made PF Chang's beef and broccoli, and by "made" I mean dumped the frozen stuff on a skillet and heated it up.

-

We had the spicy chicken one when we found it on BOGO sale. It wasn't bad, and it went a long way when served with a couple of cups of rice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (0GvUH)

155
D'yer Banger > D'yer Maker.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)

156 147
I have to bitch about my sink again. I can't even put my skillet flat in the sink to wash it because I have a "double" sink, which is the stupidest thing in the world.

Double sinks are stupid stupid stupid.
Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:36 PM (oJjzX)

-----------------

Rats, and I thought the Real Prince Andrew was posting here.

But yeah, we're planning on doing away with our double sink.

Sucks.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (qC1Sy)

157 It's FINALLY on! Horowitz gives report to the Senate on 12/11!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rd4swrj

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (TTAO/)

158 10 bucks says I know the next suicide.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (LOq4H)

159 158 10 bucks says I know the next suicide.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 18, 2019 06:37 PM (LOq4H)


Suicide is Brainless. AKA Andrew...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)

160 We ran out of italic ink again??

Posted by: Kazi at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (0x00j)

161 I remember the name of Koo Stark but not the incidents. Although I do remember it involved Royals.
__________________

Koo just dated Andrew for a while. I don't think there was any scandal, other than the fact that she had appeared in some soft porno films, and was therefore considered "unsuitable" for Andrew. Kind of ironic, considering the trollop he ended up marrying.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (k4dH2)

162 Prince Andrew poked 'er in the can.

Posted by: Before Caller ID at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (JrGV2)

163 Watched the first episode of the Crown -- Spoiler Alert

Queenie concealed a member of the Cambridge 5 in her own household to save her prestige

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (DY3v8)

164 95 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.
Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (3SFo/)


Pixy is a fickle beast, more fickle than any young girls on a Pedo Island.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:38 PM (sy5kK)

165 I bow to everyone. It's the only way to be sure

Posted by: Obowmao at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (6Ehrr)

166 'It wasn't pizza-pizza!'

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (hbeK4)

167 > "So... no one says it was doctored, and you claim no one has proven it is real or fake?"--Ace

Better get used to these characters rushing for the "deep fake" defense from here on out. Schiff just brought up the subject a couple days ago too, so the next obvious question is what embarrassing photo/video evidence in his past does he have to hide?


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (YVDiH)

168 I did not have sexual relations with that woman !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (M+Lyo)

169 Maybe this is Andrew simply doing a bullsh#t interview so that he can claim "I answered these questions, I've told you my side. Subject closed."?

They all want this to go away, the Epstein crowd and the MSM, so they're just going through the motions to shut down the normies and their dumb "conspiracy theories."

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (bDqIh)

170
But yeah, we're planning on doing away with our double sink.

Sucks.


It's useless!
Washing a cookie sheet makes me want to kill things.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (oJjzX)

171 I assumed the double sink was code like the pizza emails.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (0GvUH)

172 ABC is culpable. They hid the Epstein story so they could protect Bill/Hill and have access to covering the palace. The victims should sue them.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (wiXsO)

173 How do you convince people in 2019 to still bend a knee to a monarchy? Because it's their birthright?

I love how enlightened Europeans think they are and still play with this like children.

Posted by: Blago at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (sjTfF)

174 Is this the first time that pic has been out in the "mainstream" view?

Posted by: teej at November 18, 2019 06:39 PM (NWmy4)

175 Koo Stark?


Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (HaL55)

176 PDA is what?

Prince display of asshat?

Posted by: dantesed at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (88xKn)

177 This is one reason why we did what we did -They're all twits! Now go fix the damn Republic!!!

Posted by: George Washington at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (gmo/4)

178 Prince Andrew didn't kill himself.....

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (M+Lyo)

179 Yes, of course I knew she was a commoner, but she did have a royal ermine, so how was I to stop myself?

Posted by: Prince Andrew at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (sWM8x)

180 Koo Stark? I never followed the "Royals" but that name I remember.

Thought it was Steve Balboni

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (DY3v8)

181 VDH is exactly the kind of scholar the Never Trumpers claim to admire. He's educated, erudite and possesses a keen insight into current events.

So naturally they're smearing him. It's a gang-pile, by the way. French is taking a swing, along with little Max Boot and apparent Jon V. Last crawled out of his hole to spit venom as well.

None can actually dispute his learning, and I'm pretty sure VDH could tear them all down in both Attic Greek and Classical Latin, so the whole "he's a hick" thing isn't going to work for them.

A bunch of neopotists and sycophants with a legacy BA go after a distinguished author and scholar because he's not willing to join their grift.

Pathetic.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (cfSRQ)

182 second look at Lyndon LaRouche?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:41 PM (ykYG2)

183 TRUMP HAS DIED!!!

Posted by: OMG at November 18, 2019 06:41 PM (+YFBH)

184 I did not know QE2 was a crackhead. Because only a crackhead would think this interview was a good idea.

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2019 06:41 PM (hbeK4)

185
We had the spicy chicken one when we found it on BOGO sale. It wasn't bad, and it went a long way when served with a couple of cups of rice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie



Yeah, it's super quick to make. And clean up is easy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:41 PM (oJjzX)

186 'Swetain'

Lyin'

Buggerin'

That's all you seem to do-oo-oo'

Posted by: Robert Plant at November 18, 2019 06:41 PM (0/eGj)

187 If Andrew had finished his interview with "Epstein didn't kill himself" he would've gotten away with it.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:42 PM (ZLI7S)

188 IIRC, Andrew didn't just visit Epstein, he brought Epstein to a few royal palaces/properties where he was in close proximity to other royals.
They'd rather the press and everyone focus on the Andrew visits to NYC.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2019 06:42 PM (bDqIh)

189 The key takeaway is that this is who these people REALLY are.

They talk about honor, decency, civility, but look how fast they race to the gutter to attack a long-time colleague and alleged friend.

They are garbage people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:42 PM (cfSRQ)

190 But yeah, we're planning on doing away with our double sink.



Sucks.



It's useless!

Washing a cookie sheet makes me want to kill things.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:39 PMI feel for you. I had a single sink and got a double sink. One side is bigger than the other, so the big side gets the pans and the other side is for air-drying.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 06:42 PM (fxCK2)

191 Don't ever get a double sink, or whatever they're called. Just get a regular sink.
Posted by: Prince Andrew

----

When I redid the kitchen, I pulled out a triple bowl sink that held NOTHING of regular size in any of the bowls and replaced it with a single bowl. Even my cookie sheets sit flat in there now. Bonus - I can bathe the grandbabies in there now too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:43 PM (Y4EXg)

192 If you google Koo Stark you can see what she looks like now. Very pretty lady in her 60's.

She has aged much better than old Andy.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 06:43 PM (k4dH2)

193 It's a bonkers excuse, but I hope he at least has like a Royal Calendar or His Royal Highness's Day Planner circa 2007 to back it up.

"Appointment Pizza Express in Woking at 7pm to whenever time necessary to clear me of any future accusations (Note: definitely not carb loading for raping sex slaves tonight)"

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 18, 2019 06:43 PM (hdzef)

194 Also, not ALL the girls had to bend the knee.

Posted by: Andrew! at November 18, 2019 06:43 PM (ykYG2)

195 He's a worse liar than those losers on Live PD. It is generally thought that the members of that family are all dumber than a box of rocks. Guess it's true.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (+lVUW)

196 >>If you google Koo Stark you can see what she looks like now.


Her daughter is pretty hot.

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (0/eGj)

197 I think the Queen is a twit too. 
She still has a lot of moral AND legal authority in Britain, and could weigh in heavily on Brexit. 

She has not. 

Even though it has to do with the structure of the very Nation she is supposed to be the Queen of

*******

The Queen seems more concerned with protecting her family, wealth, and reputation than with the existence and well being of the United Kingdom and its people.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (9s6N2)

198

Bonus - I can bathe the grandbabies in there now too.


Yeah, how are you supposed to wash babies and little dogs in a double sink?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (oJjzX)

199 If you only put in a single sink, your mech is going to overheat every time you fire its gauss rifle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (H5knJ)

200 What if turns out Lyndon LaRouche was right?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (j3npP)

201 Maybe he was only able to sweat in France? Does that fit the available evidence? Still totally leaves him innocent in my book.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (xptlg)

202 It seems they finally found a use for Sparkle Markle - scripting her uncle's answers to the interview.

Posted by: kallisto at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (hbeK4)

203 I think the Queen is a twit too.



She still has a lot of moral AND legal authority in Britain, and could weigh in heavily on Brexit.



She has not.



Even though it has to do with the structure of the very Nation she is supposed to be the Queen of.


She has said nothing that I'm aware of in opposition to the muzzies taking over her country. Which I find strange...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (HaL55)

204 Not clever enough by half.

Posted by: klaftern at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (RuIsu)

205
Comrade Fudge
*******
Best Twitter Handle I have seen is a while ! HAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (BqBId)

206 His proof of innocence is that he literally never takes off his suit jacket and wears a button-down dress shirt while in London.

________



"I never took mine off either while in The White House." -- B.J. Clinton

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (WqPYg)

207 Rum, Sodomy and the Lash. But with sixteen year olds!

Posted by: Prince "A" at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (LOq4H)

208 I'd say the Queen ought to just dissolve the Crown and create a Republic.

But then England would just be.... France.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (Ct55T)

209 'The Sweatin' Side of Me' - Prince Andrew and the Brownies

Posted by: garrett at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (0/eGj)

210

Another Pro Tip: Don't get a ceramic sink. Go stainless steel.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (oJjzX)

211 big farm style sink would be awesome

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM (G546f)

212 Hey hey baby like the way you move, gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (UUkQp)

213 Oh, I have just one more question....

Wait, no I don't. I have no more questions. You're guilty. You're under arrest.

Posted by: Columbo at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (PbpT7)

214 Bonus - I can bathe the grandbabies in there now too.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:43 PM
And then you apply the bacon grease "baby oil" and powder their butts with flour?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (fxCK2)

215 It'll be almost impossible to refute his claim that he only wears a suit in London, unless there are tens of thousands of pictures of him available to review.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (iIUKh)

216 Well in the southern side of France they don't have air conditioning and they don't wear pants.

Sweaty, sweaty France.



Posted by: Archer at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (gmo/4)

217 8 I guess his new PR person-- who he had for a very short period of time (a month?) quit when he said he was going to do this interview.

I guess that PR people, like lawyers, want their clients to just shut the hell up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (+lVUW)

218 Prince Andrew needs to get some tips on blatently lying with a straight face from Bill and Hillary

Posted by: Ripley at November 18, 2019 06:46 PM (NbRJx)

219 >>>201 Maybe he was only able to sweat in France? Does that fit the available evidence? Still totally leaves him innocent in my book.

He is very vague about when and where this Mystery Condition afflicts him.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (PbpT7)

220 I trod on something squishy and nasty today. I hope it was just dog poop and not something truly contemptible and disgusting, like Jonathan Last.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)

221 >>It has the same ring as the Kevin Spacey defense- just weird enough that
no one outside the group knows what's going on, but enough signals for
the conspiracy-minded and the actual targets to get the message.



BACK. OFF.



Good point.Kevin Spacey is creepy AF, and now two accusers of his have died.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (bDqIh)

222 There have been discussions in England of eliminating royalty. It seems to me that the death of Queen Elizabeth presents a perfect stopping point, because the rest of them are fucking retards.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (sWM8x)

223
Her daughter is pretty hot.
___________

Yep, her daughter inherited her mom's looks. Lucky girl.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (k4dH2)

224 No, the Bank Job. It's based on a true story as opposed to Killer Elite which was the name of a 70s flick with James Caan and Burt Young.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (zBaqJ)

Loved that movie! Burt Young's fat ass doing karate to beat up the bad guys was a great scene.

James Caan got knee and elbow capped in that one in the beginning by Robert Duval if I remember right.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu)

225 Posted by: trev006 at November 18, 2019 06:35 PM (FoV3c)

If I was one of the worlds most elite govt agencies and was trying to off the single most popular woman in the world, I think I'd hatch a plan that provided more reliability than having a bunch of guys on mopeds chase her car down a tunnel.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (1HDi2)

226 The Queen seems more concerned with protecting her
family, wealth, and reputation than with the existence and well being of
the United Kingdom and its people.

Posted by: Floridachick at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (9s6N2)

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I think she rightfully fears that if she gets involved, the left will overthrow the monarchy.

If you look at the contortions they've done, the parliamentary tactics, it's all without precedent.

And precedent is VERY important in the UK. So it's hard to argue that she could pull an 'off with their heads' kind of move because the Deep State is dysfunctional enough to wreck the whole thing.

No good (or easy) answers.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

227 "Never understood the throne sniffing by some royal watchers. What purpose do these people serve?"



Random entertainment and vital support to the gossip magazine industry nad scores of paparazzi.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (L5Ypf)

228 "Well in the southern side of France they don't have air conditioning and they don't wear pants. "

I've heard of that place!

Posted by: There's a place in France at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)

229 This is the PALACE? That ABC-Stephanopolous needs so bad?

LOLFG, y'all.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 18, 2019 06:48 PM (+fPHo)

230 Another Pro Tip: Don't get a ceramic sink. Go stainless steel.
Posted by: Soothsayer

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Ceramic are the worst but I went for a soapstone farm sink. Love the damn thing. When I move, I'm taking it with me.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:48 PM (Y4EXg)

231 I am beat. Just want to home and watch the Yankee game

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2019 06:48 PM (cEsBM)

232 Sweatin' to the Oldies

Posted by: wth at November 18, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

233 Koo Stark?


Like a screen door in a hurricane.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:40 PM (HaL55)

Yeah. I looked up pics. Even as a gray-haired middle-aged lady, she's not too shabby.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (/sgva)

234 >>>>Loved that movie! Burt Young's fat ass doing karate to beat up the bad guys was a great scene.

James Caan got knee and elbow capped in that one in the beginning by Robert Duval if I remember right.

...

yeah, I don't remember it well, though I did read it (it was also a book) just after high school.

It's available on Amazon Prime for free, I think. I added it to my watch list.

Posted by: ace at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (PbpT7)

235 She has said nothing that I'm aware of in opposition to the muzzies taking over her country. Which I find strange...


Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:45 PM
She probably doesn't know. I'm sure there are layers of filters for her "news," not to mention that it seems the UK prefers not to mention the ethnic/religious persuasion of perps.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (fxCK2)

236

By ceramic I guess I mean porcelain. Too easy to mar up when vigorously washing pots and pans.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (oJjzX)

237 And then you apply the bacon grease "baby oil" and powder their butts with flour?
Posted by: NaughtyPine

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Nah, I let them run around bare assed to air dry.

Hmmmm - seems I'm back on topic.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (Y4EXg)

238 Speaking of English psychodramas, two of Mrs Meanie's favorite English shows wrapped up last week -- Doc Martin and Poldark. Guess we're going to have to figure a new way to get our Cornish on.

I viewed Doc Martin as entertaining propaganda for the NHS.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (DY3v8)

239 I trod on something squishy and nasty today. I hope it was just dog poop and not something truly contemptible and disgusting, like Jonathan Last.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:47 PM (ykYG2)


Now *that* would be gross.

Posted by: DR.WTF at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (aS1PU)

240 Prince Andrew was not interviewed by American Press because Adam Schiff told them they couldn't ask him questions.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at November 18, 2019 06:50 PM (0jZvB)

241 Stupid inbred doors and pervs. We oughtta have a revolution and throw off the shackles of the ridiculous monarchy.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2019 06:50 PM (87EdW)

242 I viewed Doc Martin as entertaining propaganda for the NHS.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (DY3v
--------------

You too?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 18, 2019 06:50 PM (qC1Sy)

243 He is very vague about when and where this Mystery Condition afflicts him.


So that's how stoopid he thinks we are, eh? I suppose he's not far wrong these days, though. The Beast is doing its work well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 18, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)

244 I didn't vote him prince.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2019 06:51 PM (87EdW)

245 WeaselDog gets her periodic bath in the kitchen sink.

Posted by: Weasel at November 18, 2019 06:51 PM (MVjcR)

246 One big nuke waiver for Eye-ran ended. A few left to go. And that Israeli settlement thinggy.


Apparently WH and Pompeo over-ruling the bureaucracy pretty good, this week.


[actually probably not that much flak on some of this, but we have generalizations, bigotries, and memes to protect, danggit]

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2019 06:51 PM (QDnY+)

247 "What in the hell are you even talking about?"

is a much more believable defense than

"Well, at that point in time, I couldn't even sweat on account'a... my... condition."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 06:52 PM (Ct55T)

248 Stupid inbred doors and pervs. We oughtta have a revolution and throw off the shackles of the ridiculous monarchy.

That's crazy talk.

Posted by: the Kennedy Compound at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (ykYG2)

249 9I viewed Doc Martin as entertaining propaganda for the NHS.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at November 18, 2019 06:49 PM (DY3v


yeah, but those boots are heavy duty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (sy5kK)

250 You know, he kind of makes Charles looks sane.

"overdose of adrenaline made me unable to sweat,, at that time."

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (LWu6U)

251
I was just rememberberrying my dog spazzing out every time we'd give him a bath. He'd run around like a maniac and roll around and flop around.

I suppose all dogs are like that. And I'll bet there are lots of youtube videos on it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (oJjzX)

252 I couldn't possibly have been banging underaged girls, I was enjoying cheese pizza with my good friend, Pedobear.

Posted by: Prince Andrew as advised by 4chan at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (H5knJ)

253 Has CBD given a trip report to Merry Olde? Looks like he went to the War Rooms, at least.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (QDnY+)

254 Prince Andrew needs to get some tips on blatently lying with a straight face from Bill and Hillary

Or get someone who can fix up messes like Vince Foster, Seth Rich and Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy
Julianne Assange didn't kill himself. at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (lD3vL)

255 >>I am beat. Just want to home and watch the Yankee game

I don't know how to break this to you but the season is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

256 These stories don't pop out of thin air. I'm sure of it.

If it all ever comes out, some will bemoan how good things where before we all knew while the rest tear it all down.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (180Hg)

257 They were playing clips of that thing earlier on the radio.

He said he had a medical condition that makes it impossible for him to sweat "Or at that time."

Got that. Just at that time.

Why? What was this medical condition?

He claimed that he received "an overdose of adrenaline" when he was "shot at in the Falklands."

What a hero.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (1Vobx)

258 The Queen has no real authority. The most she could do for Brexit was to let Boris do whatever it was he did to Parliament.

The extent of her authority at this point is that certain a few of her heirs within striking distance of the throne have to get her permission to marry.

She gets daily dispatches on what's going, and has tea with the PM now and then. I have no doubt her advice is sought and respected, but she can't do a damn thing about the way things are going.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (1HDi2)

259 LizzyII should have just stayed with raising horses. Her track record is much better.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (SCnqN)

260 Posted by: Michael Jackson at November 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ykYG2)

No such luck. A Lady Colin Campbell. Shows what their "betters" think of the normal people they exploit. A clip is at this Twitter feed.

https://twitter.com
/JuliaHB1/status/1196435731083923457

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (uquGJ)

261
hey Ben Had

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (KCxzN)

262 It's been reported that Prince Andrew looks down on William's wife, Kate, because she's middle class.
Not quite the think, don'cha know?

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (+lVUW)

263
He claimed that he received "an overdose of adrenaline" when he was "shot at in the Falklands."

What a hero.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (1Vobx)


We were all shot, but survived. Modern medicine is great.

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)

264 Mmmmm. I want a pizza that, a little pizza this. And a pizza that little thing over there, too!

Posted by: Epsteins Pizza at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (Vy7tf)

265 I don't know how to break this to you but the season is over.

Posted by: JackStraw

Let him go, he's on a roll...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (LOq4H)

266 LizzyII should have just stayed with raising horses. Her track record is much better.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Instead of only raising horse's asses.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (Y4EXg)

267 I wish my sink was big enough to bathe doggeh in

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (G546f)

268 I'm sure Beatrice (elder daughter who is getting married sometime next year) was thrilled that he added he was at the pizza place with her.

Posted by: Vendette at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (6ezlu)

269 Prince Andrew and Epstein walking side by side. I have no problem believing they were just exchanging yoga tips.

And isn't that Newman woman the one who got a gentle smackdown by Jordan Peterson? Looks like she needs some sleep.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 06:56 PM (JoUsr)

270 Oh yes, I remember quite well the exact moment I wasn't doing that. I was occupied elsewhere not sweating. You see chap, then, but of course not now, I had a glandular condition that made me not sweat and have an insatiable urge for pizza whenever I was not, but in the future possibly alleged to be, near under aged birds. Quite right.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2019 06:56 PM (87EdW)

271 Epstein didn't order the anchovies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 18, 2019 06:56 PM (Ndje9)

272 267 I wish my sink was big enough to bathe doggeh in
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (G546f)
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WeaselDog is pretty small. We had to get a mat for the bottom of the sink so she wouldn't go down the drain.

Posted by: Weasel at November 18, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

273 have William and Kate managed to keep from falling on their faces so far? I haven't heard much from either one. [Thank G-d.]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:57 PM (ykYG2)

274 255
>>I am beat. Just want to home and watch the Yankee game



I don't know how to break this to you but the season is over.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 06:53 PM (ZLI7S)

_______


Hey, how 'bout a spoiler alert here, jerk! ;-)

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 18, 2019 06:57 PM (WqPYg)

275 Anhidrosis, The inability to sweat. Happens in horses frequently.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (SCnqN)

276 We had to get a mat for the bottom of the sink so she wouldn't go down the drain.
Posted by: Weasel at November 18, 2019 06:57 PM (MVjcR)

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (G546f)

277 I don't know how to break this to you but the season is over.

Posted by: JackStraw

Hey it's been a long 2 weeks. Let me dream

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (cEsBM)

278 120
In actuality I didn't say I went to a pizza restaurant, I said she tasted like a pizza restaurant.



Honour compels me to correct the record. And we all know I have too much of that.

Posted by: Prince Andrew


clearly an imposter. a real brit would not have passed up all those opportunities to insert a gratuitous "u".

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (sGtp+)

279 My wife says that the age of consent is 16 in London.

Assuming that's true.....


(It has puzzled me that the age is higher in US than many other countries..,, I personally wouldn't be interested in anyone below the age of 45 (I'm no kid), but realistically very few kids reach 18 as virgins.

Posted by: jay at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Lv3Ws)

280 Charles is a muzzie sympathizer, Andrew is a pedophile. Guess Edward is the only normal one.. so far

Posted by: IC at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (sYDum)

281 212
Eromero:

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=IuQOFB7vhGc

remove spaces

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (BiNEL)

282 OT : thinking of watching Midway tonight. hopefully Anna won't beat me up

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (ykYG2)

283 Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2019 06:55 PM (+lVUW)

That seems pretty odd given who he himself married.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (1HDi2)

284 Imagine Tlaib and Omar and maybe airhead barmaid will have some entertaining reactions to the Israeli settlement thing. Hilarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (QDnY+)

285 The Royals are perpetually terrified of the public

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (G546f)

286 No such luck. A Lady Colin Campbell. Shows what
their "betters" think of the normal people they exploit. A clip is at
this Twitter feed.



https://twitter.com

/JuliaHB1/status/1196435731083923457

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 18, 2019 06:54 PM (uquGJ)

She married into the aristocracy and has written a bunch of gossipy books about the royals.

Posted by: Vendette at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (6ezlu)

287
It's been reported that Prince Andrew looks down on William's wife, Kate, because she's middle class.

--

What the heck was Fergie's lineage? I don't recall her being royal.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (JoUsr)

288 He is as innocent as Jimmy Savile.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (sU5UX)

289 149


shibumi: venues



I'm going with Twin the Eldest The Boy to the fabulous
Fillmore in downtown Detroit Rock City on Friday night...any tips about
the venue?



Strangely enough, I've never been to the Fillmore, but worked at the Fox Theater next door for about six or seven years. It's lot safer down there now than it was in the mid 90's when I worked down there. That being said, suck it up and park in the Fox Theater garage; it will be about $30, but your car will be safe. That's where I always park. Go down there early, and have dinner. If you feel like walking, there is a place called something like "Life and Social" down the street at Little Caesars arena that has good nachos. Overall, it's OK and safe to go there.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 07:00 PM (Wmf3G)

290 (It has puzzled me that the age is higher in US than many other countries..,, I personally wouldn't be interested in anyone below the age of 45 (I'm no kid), but realistically very few kids reach 18 as virgins.

Posted by: jay at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Lv3Ws)


Ilhands is proposing making it 9!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 18, 2019 07:00 PM (BiNEL)

291 Hi there, AltonJackson.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2019 07:00 PM (SCnqN)

292 262 It's been reported that Prince Andrew looks down on William's wife, Kate, because she's middle class.
Not quite the think, don'cha know?
______________

Wonder what he thinks of Markle, who only aspired to be middle class. I read an article (back when she was marrying the Ginger) that said that the reason her black mother didn't have custody of her as a kid was because mom was doing time for passing bad checks. I've never seen any verification of that claim, but it does seem odd that the mother, who had no other children, didn't get custody of her.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 07:00 PM (k4dH2)

293 I think it's cute (by which I mean "stupid") that they think anyone will believe this pack of pathetic lies for as much as a whole second.

Until provided with incontrovertible proof of innocence I regard at least 50% of all public figures (and 100% of leftists) as presumptively guilty of pedophilia or worse. Especially worse.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:01 PM (JwHjN)

294 285
The Royals are perpetually terrified of the public

Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (G546f)

_______


What's with all the baseball talk?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 18, 2019 07:01 PM (WqPYg)

295 Oh yes, one more point I neglected to mention --

This photo is reported to have taken place on a *Tuesday*, and I never rape children on Tuesday's.

I think that should put a rest to that nasty rumor.

Posted by: Albert, "the spare" (erstwhile) at November 18, 2019 07:01 PM (LWu6U)

296 He asked Epstein to help pay off some of his ex-wife's debts in 2011 (after going to NYC to say they couldn't be friends). Weird how the Beeb didn't ask about this widely known thing. That random tweeters and gossip bloggers know.

Posted by: Registered informer at November 18, 2019 07:02 PM (hg541)

297 The best thing to happen in Ole Blighty for a long time is Katie Hopkins.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2019 07:02 PM (SCnqN)

298 "try to get the media to protect Andrew by stirring up #PizzaGate
conspiracy theories -- given how scandalized the leftwing media was over
PizzaGate,"

the flip theory ... they are saying "we can kill Epstein in prison, and we own the media ... you think we are afraid of the masses finding out what a bunch of pedo's run this world? We've murdered and screwed the masses for a couple hundred years ... we will openly brag about it ... and there is nothing you infidels can do .. we are untouchable."

Look at all the grooming of girls that went on in London ... still covered up and protected ... complain and they will arrest you. (if you live there, here people just get fired ... for denying global warming, or saying the whistle blower name.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 18, 2019 07:02 PM (Cus5s)

299 Charles is a muzzie sympathizer, Andrew is a pedophile. Guess Edward is the only normal one.. so far

Posted by: IC at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (sYDum)

Anne seems to have her head screwed on straight. Schedule-wise, she's been the hardest-working royal for years. She's Philip's favorite and I've heard he's said she's the son he never had.

Posted by: Vendette at November 18, 2019 07:02 PM (6ezlu)

300 Nothing like a near death experience to make a lad sweat.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (UUkQp)

301 Or maybe it was the pepperoni.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (UUkQp)

302 There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Wouldn't surprise me. Hidden away somewhere are boxes of documents taken out of Germany after WWII, that probably document a whole bunch of crap about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and Hitler.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (+lVUW)

303 He asked Epstein to help pay off some of his ex-wife's debts in 2011 (after going to NYC to say they couldn't be friends). Weird how the Beeb didn't ask about this widely known thing. That random tweeters and gossip bloggers know.
Posted by: Registered informer

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And yet L. Wexner wonders where Epstein 'lost' his many millions. Curious, no?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Y4EXg)

304 Target rich environment.

Posted by: AoS HQ Official Joke Generator at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (BRpqW)

305 don't know how to break this to you but the season is over.

Posted by: JackStraw

Hey it's been a long 2 weeks. Let me dream

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (cEsBM)

-

We were out of town this weekend so I'm looking forward to catching up on my DVRd Alabama football game after that close loss to LSU last week.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 18, 2019 07:03 PM (0GvUH)

306 Posted by: IC at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (sYDum)

Edward is queer as Dick's hatband. Anne's the normal one ( though I do not think Andrew is a pedophile), and it's a pity she won't replace her mother on the throne.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 07:04 PM (1HDi2)

307 Yo momma!

Posted by: schlichter at November 18, 2019 07:04 PM (QDnY+)

308 It's been reported that Prince Andrew looks down on William's wife, Kate, because she's middle class.


Who gives a fuck what a kiddie diddler thinks?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2019 07:04 PM (XkxK0)

309 I see that the Never Trumper brigade got their orders to knife Victor Davis Hanson over the weekend. His rebuttal at American Greatness is worth a read, but what does it say about these paragons of virtue that they had to get Pierre's paycheck before they felt they could take on VDH?

He's probably the least reliable draw at National Review so I'm pretty sure French and Williamson were told to shut up and now that they've found new boots to lick, they can let their freak flags fly.

What a bunch of turds.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)

I can't seem to find the attacks or rebuttal... do you have links?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 18, 2019 07:04 PM (IOAjO)

310 302 There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


The Bank Job. Pretty good movie

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (BRpqW)

311 At one time there was a theory that a royal was Jack the Ripper. Despite the recent DNA evidence, I find this theory increasingly easy to believe.

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (T6t7i)

312 It has puzzled me that the age is higher in US than many other countries..,, I personally wouldn't be interested in anyone below the age of 45 (I'm no kid), but realistically very few kids reach 18 as virgins.
Posted by: jay at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Lv3Ws)

In a lot of Europe, the Age of Consent was set centuries ago and never really changed.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (WU8si)

313

And Princess Diana died in an accident.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (vEIlU)

314 He is as innocent as Jimmy Savile.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 18, 2019 06:59 PM (sU5UX)

There it is....Jimmy Savile was a prevert's pervert.

Even looked the part. And all of England loved that freak of freaks.

Incredible what he was able to do and for how long.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (Z+IKu)

315 What the heck was Fergie's lineage? I don't recall her being royal.
_____________

Her dad was the polo manager for the queen's husband, and later for Chucky, so Sarah was known to the royal family. But yeah, she wasn't an aristocrat, so Andrew didn't marry a social "peer" any more than William did.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 18, 2019 07:06 PM (k4dH2)

316 310 302 There's actually a decent flick with Jason Statham based on a bank heist where they broke into a vault and absconded with very compromising photos of the Royals and other high ranking Brits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

The Bank Job. Pretty good movie
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (BRpqW)

Oceans 14? They break in somewhere to get Epstein's files?

It'll work I tells ya! Box Office Gold!

Posted by: Don Q at November 18, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

317 Wouldn't surprise me. Hidden away somewhere are boxes of documents taken out of Germany after WWII, that probably document a whole bunch of crap about the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and Hitler.
Posted by: nerdygirl
----

That box is right next to the Peking Man fossils in some Navy warehouse with the wrong labels on them. They will never be found.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Y4EXg)

318 Until provided with incontrovertible proof of innocence I regard at least 50% of all public figures (and 100% of leftists) as presumptively guilty of pedophilia or worse. Especially worse.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:01 PM (JwHjN)

Pencil Neck has the face of a pedophile.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

319 Who gives a fuck what a kiddie diddler thinks?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18


We have more than a passing interest.

Posted by: The Clintons Inc. at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (LOq4H)

320
thx, shibumi

it looks like a nice intimate venue to see a prog-metal band (Chon?)

yeah, never heard of them, either

yeah, I'm pretty nonchalant about going to events in downtown Detroit Rock City, other than being a swivel-headed threat assessment machine

Posted by: AltonJackson at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (KCxzN)

321 Pencil Neck has the face of a pedophile.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

He seems more like the type who mails gross things to people.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (Ct55T)

322 I quit Fox News, except Fox & Friends and The Five. I have watched Lou Dobbs at night and his show is very good. Actually, I started leaving Fox Business on during the day now.

VDH...you know we are close to CW2 when respected scholars and authors are blatantly disrespected for their views. There are clearly no rules anymore.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (KSBDE)

323 "199 If you only put in a single sink, your mech is going to overheat every time you fire its gauss rifle.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 18, 2019 06:44 PM (H5knJ) "



Now that's an argument I can agree with 100% !

Overheating is the great enemy of all powered armor; well, that and Javelins.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:08 PM (JwHjN)

324 VDH...you know we are close to CW2 when respected scholars and authors are blatantly disrespected for their views. There are clearly no rules anymore.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (KSBDE)

When the lefties finally break out the dunce caps, it's time to start shooting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 07:08 PM (Ct55T)

325 Pencil Neck has the face of a pedophile.

--

Not as bad as Warren Jeffs, but he does give off a super creep vibe.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 07:08 PM (JoUsr)

326 >>> I think that'll be the new excuse for dudes cheating on their women. Honey, she wanted to have sex with me and I was just too honorable to say no. Why should I deprive someone of something that they want?

Denying a woman sex is a hate crime, honey! Don't be a hater.

Posted by: Man Trying to Get out of Trouble at November 18, 2019 07:08 PM (hvf9s)

327 I don't think its any big secret that the Windsor's (Duke and Duchess of, not the whole lot of them) were big Hitler fans. Antisemitism is pretty common in Euro aristocracy. Princess Margaret ( Queen's late sister) was said to be extremely anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 07:09 PM (1HDi2)

328

I'm glad that #pizzagate was never real.

It's just so obvious to me now that there was nothing to the Podesta guys being closet pedohomo freaks, like Ed Buck. No, we know that that could never ever happen. Couldn't be like that Prince Andrew guy, sweating profusely over teens. I mean, the people in Hollywood would never abuse the shit out of young women and younger boys. Just doesn't happen. Massive grooming gangs sucking up young girls never happened. Women ending up missing and shipped off to the Middle East. Doesn't happen ever.

Nope.

Crazy world.


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 18, 2019 07:09 PM (lg/F7)

329 You know, I don't think that this young lad is being completely honest...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 18, 2019 07:10 PM (rBtIz)

330 "135 Well, since we're over 100...

I see that the Never Trumper brigade got their orders to knife Victor Davis Hanson over the weekend. His rebuttal at American Greatness is worth a read, but what does it say about these paragons of virtue that they had to get Pierre's paycheck before they felt they could take on VDH?

He's probably the least reliable draw at National Review so I'm pretty sure French and Williamson were told to shut up and now that they've found new boots to lick, they can let their freak flags fly.

What a bunch of turds.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 18, 2019 06:34 PM (cfSRQ) "




It's mainly because he has stopped putting in the weak AT caveat about Trump's boorishness in his articles ... and thereby started to win back some respect in my eyes.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:10 PM (JwHjN)

331 >>> When I was a child, evil was some far away, unreal concept - you know, a boogyman - non-descript - a fairy tale monster. As an adult, we can see living examples of it all around us - they are so bold and brazen they self identify. ugh.


So true tonypete.

Is not one trying to prosecute the dark haired handler witch of Epstein's? She groomed the girls for him and participated in three ways with him and the underage girls. She needs to rot in prison for all time, and yet no one seems to be doing anything about her.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:10 PM (hvf9s)

332

Isn't it hilarious the Democrats and Fake News telling us Ukraine is the critical center of the world's democracy?

Meanwhile, in Hong Kong....

Notice how the Democrats give no shits about Hong Kongers? But Ukraine....

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 07:11 PM (oJjzX)

333 Antisemitism is pretty common in Euro aristocracy.

Which is pretty remarkable given what a pack of incompetent, drooling twats they are. (the aristocrats!)

Posted by: pep at November 18, 2019 07:11 PM (T6t7i)

334 It's mainly because he has stopped putting in the weak AT caveat about Trump's boorishness in his articles ... and thereby started to win back some respect in my eyes.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:10 PM (JwHjN)

I don't deny that Trump is a boor.

I embrace it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T)

335 I wonder how many of these young women came from fatherless homes.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2019 07:12 PM (87EdW)

336 319 Who gives a fuck what a kiddie diddler thinks?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18

We have more than a passing interest.
Posted by: The Clintons Inc. at November 18, 2019 07:07 PM (LOq4H)


These Royal Families exist for a reason. Because some folks support them. They just use different words instead of royal.

Posted by: Lurking Libertarian at November 18, 2019 07:12 PM (180Hg)

337 Elizabeth Wagmeister tweeted she'll be on Tucker tonight discussing Prince Andrew's disastrous interview.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 18, 2019 07:12 PM (wiXsO)

338 312 It has puzzled me that the age is higher in US than many other countries..,, I personally wouldn't be interested in anyone below the age of 45 (I'm no kid), but realistically very few kids reach 18 as virgins.
Posted by: jay at November 18, 2019 06:58 PM (Lv3Ws)

In a lot of Europe, the Age of Consent was set centuries ago and never really changed.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 18, 2019 07:05 PM (WU8si)

British Virgin Islands? Where Pedo island was?

Age of Consent is 16.

Still trying to figure out what laws apply to an airplane. Some say its the laws of the Destination. Some say its the laws of whatever country you are flying over. Some says its the laws of where the Plane is registered.

Posted by: Don Q at November 18, 2019 07:13 PM (NgKpN)

339 Pencil Neck has the face of a pedophile.

--

Not as bad as Warren Jeffs, but he does give off a super creep vibe.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 07:08 PM (JoUsr)

If I caught him near a grandchild I think a good caning would be in order.

Posted by: Northernlurker at November 18, 2019 07:13 PM (Uu+Jp)

340 I haven't seen the call and response about VDH. I will say that "The Case for Trump" was a good book and probably brought him a lot of grief.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at November 18, 2019 07:14 PM (fxCK2)

341
*yawns*

Just the current news. Looking back:

"The Biggest British Royal Family Scandals of All Time"

https://preview.tinyurl.com/rymkte5

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2019 07:14 PM (CDGwz)

342
Isn't it hilarious the Democrats and Fake News telling us Ukraine is the critical center of the world's democracy?

Meanwhile, in Hong Kong....

Notice how the Democrats give no shits about Hong Kongers? But Ukraine....
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 07:11 PM (oJjzX)

That would be Ukraine, where just a couple of years ago they threw out the duly elected President? Because the US and EU didn't like him?

Posted by: Don Q at November 18, 2019 07:14 PM (NgKpN)

343 Virginia
We use to call her Virgin for short

But not for long

Posted by: Andrew Prince of Whales at November 18, 2019 07:14 PM (Ddkdj)

344 >>> Doesn't happen ever. Nope. Crazy world.

Reddit had a map of Orgy Island, showed the levels under the golden dome of Epstein's on the island that contained his sex temple, and explained how it was used. Absolutely horrific, I wanted to douse my eyes and brain in bleach. It seemed too crazy, so I dismissed it as a dark, fevered conspiracy theory.

Welp, apparently it's all true. All of it.

All the worst things we hear about the elites (the aristocrats!) are apparently true. What next? I am starting to believe all the crap I've heard about the bohemian grove too.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (hvf9s)

345 I have this funny picture of Schitt where his eyes pop out of his head but they are attached by those coiled springs.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (SCnqN)

346 Still trying to figure out what laws apply to an airplane. Some say its the laws of the Destination. Some say its the laws of whatever country you are flying over. Some says its the laws of where the Plane is registered.
Posted by: Don Q


What about over international waters?
Couldn't be destination or registration. One would think wouldn't have jurisdiction.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (XkxK0)

347 I think he did it, he did it all. I hope this brings the royal family down few pegs. I suspect (know without a doubt) the inbreeding and the entitlement has rotted the royals.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 18, 2019 07:17 PM (0OmEj)

348 @mattzap

Prosecutors preparing to file charges against Epstein prison guards

Posted by: JackStraw at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

349 "331 >>> When I was a child, evil was some far away, unreal concept - you know, a boogyman - non-descript - a fairy tale monster. As an adult, we can see living examples of it all around us - they are so bold and brazen they self identify. ugh.


So true tonypete.

Is not one trying to prosecute the dark haired handler witch of Epstein's? She groomed the girls for him and participated in three ways with him and the underage girls. She needs to rot in prison for all time, and yet no one seems to be doing anything about her.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:10 PM (hvf9s) "



Weird, right ?

She probably has her own "insurance" files, even if she didn't inherit Epstein's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (JwHjN)

350 What about over international waters?
Couldn't be destination or registration. One would think wouldn't have jurisdiction.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (XkxK0)

"marriages performed by the Captain are valid only for the duration of the flight"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (/sgva)

351 Can you imagine the kind of nonstop pussy thrown at you if you were in the Royal Family? There is an endless supply of Eurotrash fame-whores and aristocracy-whores willing to do ANYTHING to get in the orbit of the innermost circle of the Upper Crust, and all a Royal Family member need to is shown up anywhere in public and slinky sluts will be spreading the STDs all over you.

* Exception: Unless you look like you have pinhead-syndrome, like Prince Charles, in which case they have to recruit a naive virgin from a Swiss boarding school to quell rumors of your incel status.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)

352 yeah, I'm pretty nonchalant about going to events in downtown Detroit
Rock City, other than being a swivel-headed threat assessment machine.



The last time Bozo Conservative and I were in Detroit he noted "Yeah, is it a requirement for Detroit cops to be fat women?"

It's much different now than it was twenty years.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (Wmf3G)

353
When Queen Elizabeth passes on, end the House of Windsor and the British monarchy. Save time and go straight to the caliphate for which GB so clearly yearns.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM (pNxlR)

354 Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 18, 2019 07:12 PM (87EdW)

Many of them came from affluent upper middle class families, and were told they could make thousands of dollars a weekend while living at a swanky luxury resort, for the relatively easy task of giving a few hand jobs to older guys at the end of a massage.

I don't think they knew they'd be held there indefinitely, but most went willingly and knew there'd be sexual contact involved in where they were going.

The entire situation is repulsive, but most of the girls were hardly little innocent waifs snatched off the streets.

And I doubt this was the first place like this, and I doubt it will be the last. Hollywood in general is just about the same set up, I think.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM (1HDi2)

355 What about over international waters?

Couldn't be destination or registration. One would think wouldn't have jurisdiction.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 18


Anyone warned Greta? Or should it be a(nal) surprise?

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM (LOq4H)

356 Europe is one vast Studio 54.

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM (fK2gX)

357
Anyone remember McDonald's finger puppets?
They were plastic gloves, really. With the Hamburgler and the others on the fingers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM (oJjzX)

358 "
I don't deny that Trump is a boor.

I embrace it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 18, 2019 07:11 PM (Ct55T) "



As do I.

He's a genuine American, not a wannabe Eurotrash all fulla culcha and shit.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:20 PM (JwHjN)

359 344 I am starting to believe all the crap I've
heard about the bohemian grove too.


i saw Burger Builders open for Roth's Child at Bo's Hempian Grove back in the noughties.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 18, 2019 07:20 PM (sGtp+)

360 357
Anyone remember McDonald's finger puppets?
They were plastic gloves, really. With the Hamburgler and the others on the fingers.
Posted by: Soothsayer


This is about some weird fetish, isn't it?

Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX)

361


nood

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 18, 2019 07:21 PM (oJjzX)

362 I wonder how many of these young women came from fatherless homes.
Posted by: Farmer Bob
--------

I often wonder about cases like Lewinsky, and Chandra Levy, and the page that Gerry Studds seduced.

Where are the fathers and brothers? Why don't they DO something in these cases? Putting aside the legalities of more direct action, where are the loud and assertive headlines and confrontations that they might *at least*produce.

As an aside, the novel 'Amy Lynn', by Moron Old Sailor's Poet addresses an issue like that. With, I might add, a very satisfying result.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2019 07:21 PM (xSo9G)

363 This is about some weird fetish, isn't it?
Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2019 07:20 PM (fK2gX)

*furtively hides Grimmace costume*

Posted by: Beto O'Rourke at November 18, 2019 07:21 PM (Ct55T)

364 Posted by: zombie at November 18, 2019 07:18 PM (fK2gX)

Oh hell no, he pulled plenty of ass. Finding a virgin of suitable rank was the trick....and I think it was mostly hatched up by Diana's grandmother, who was lady in waiting to the queen. She'd probably filled Diana's ears with stories from the time she was little.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 07:21 PM (1HDi2)

365 I think he did it, he did it all. I hope this brings the royal family
down few pegs. I suspect (know without a doubt) the inbreeding and the
entitlement has rotted the royals.

--

I honestly think, with England's muzz trajectory, the royal family will not be around for many more generations. At least, not as royals.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 07:22 PM (JoUsr)

366 Anyone warned Greta? Or should it be a(nal) surprise?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 18, 2019 07:19 PM


Shhhhh!

Posted by: A sea otter at November 18, 2019 07:22 PM (rBtIz)

367 All things being equal I'd rather Bill Clinton be taken down rather than Prince Andrew.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 18, 2019 07:23 PM (2DOZq)

368 "
Welp, apparently it's all true. All of it.

All the worst things we hear about the elites (the aristocrats!) are apparently true. What next? I am starting to believe all the crap I've heard about the bohemian grove too.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (hvf9s) "


Affirm.

I don't even think that's the worst of what we might find out in the long run.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 18, 2019 07:23 PM (JwHjN)

369
95 I did italicize the quoted material above, but your web site improperly ignored it. Time to call your IT guy.
Posted by: jdgalt at November 18, 2019 06:30 PM (3SFo/)


Bwahahahahaha! IT guy ... that's rich!

You must be new here.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 18, 2019 07:25 PM (pNxlR)

370 soothsayer @ 332- HongKong yeah. At 0600 this morning I had to educate a roomful of educated people on Chinese history. Got only blank Charley Gibson stares talking about Tiinamen (sp?)Square.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2019 07:25 PM (UUkQp)

371 All the worst things we hear about the elites (the aristocrats!) are apparently true. What next? I am starting to believe all the crap I've heard about the bohemian grove too.

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:15 PM (hvf9s)

I'm at a point where I'm open to believing these people are capable of any of it, guilty of all of that which they are accused.

Kubrick's 'Eyes Wide Shut' was evidently his way of showing us the truth of our betters, who are all apparently child-raping, devil-worshiping bastards. And if that is really true, now what? How does one fight that kind of monied, hyper-powered evil?

Posted by: troyriser at November 18, 2019 07:25 PM (E2EAq)

372 FauxNews showed a clip of Yovonovitch showing up at a D.C. jazz club and getting a standing ovation from the crowd.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 18, 2019 07:27 PM (+fPHo)

373 Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 18, 2019 07:17 PM (0OmEj)

Of course he did it, I don't understand why he doesn't just say yea, I did it so what.

"Pedo" keeps getting thrown around, but these were not children in that sense.

He looks even worse denying it with these ridiculous stories.

Posted by: Hellza Poppin at November 18, 2019 07:28 PM (1HDi2)

374 "innocent of suicide"

Perfect.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 18, 2019 07:30 PM (iw59Q)

375 Hi, Horde. I'm back in the hospital again. I went in by ambulance early Sunday morning for difficulty breathing. Yesterday was pretty horrible, but I'm feeling much better today.

At least this time I have a laptop so I can go online.

Posted by: rickl at November 18, 2019 07:30 PM (7CmMD)

376 Oh no, rickl! So very sorry to hear you had a bad day yesterday, but I'm also happy to hear you're doing better today. Sending prayers your way.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 18, 2019 07:32 PM (JoUsr)

377 Prayers up for you Rick. Puts my bummer day in a completely different perspective. Persevere my friend!!
You need to stick around for the Mars mission.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...very bummed but this too shall pass at November 18, 2019 07:34 PM (JRHyo)

378 Rickl, be sure to do what the staff tells you to do. They know what's best for you. Except for that weird guy from the cafeteria who keeps trying to push the potato soup on you.

Posted by: Eromero at November 18, 2019 07:35 PM (UUkQp)

379 At least this time I have a laptop so I can go online.
Posted by: rickl
-------------

Manhugs, rick. Thanks for keeping us informed. Lots of prayers for you being launched around here.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 18, 2019 07:35 PM (xSo9G)

380 Rickl, feel better!!

Posted by: LizLem at November 18, 2019 07:41 PM (hvf9s)

381 More prayers up, rickl.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 18, 2019 07:42 PM (EgshT)

382 Rickl, be sure to do what the staff tells you to do. They know what's best for you. Except for that weird guy from the cafeteria who keeps trying to push the potato soup on you.
Posted by: Eromero

Rick doesn't need any help from the cafeteria guy. He's the expert when it comes to launch time.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...very bummed but this too shall pass at November 18, 2019 07:49 PM (JRHyo)

383 I must say I sort of laughed when he remarked he had no memory of that lady, Ms. Lewinsky.

Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at November 18, 2019 09:38 PM (2D4Ga)

384 Child molesting royals of Europe, working with child molesters of the demorat party here, socialists. What could possibly go wrong? Odd how so many have abandoned God in America for love of them, eh ?

Posted by: ron n. at November 19, 2019 01:10 AM (om5HK)

385 She was not under age.

The allegation is that she was flown to the UK, where the age of consent is 16, when she was 17 to have sex with him. Yes, sleazy. Not illegal.

Posted by: Doubting Rich at November 19, 2019 02:42 AM (lq+SZ)

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