aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (11/20/19) I Forgot There Was A Debate Tonight Edition
Quote I
"Almost everyone involved in public-policy debates agrees that it would be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits. It should be indisputable that investment to make sure all citizens meet their tax obligations is desirable."
The National Bureau of Economic
Research
Quote II
“You all seem to have forgotten that Jeffrey Epstein, the offense for which he was charged and for which he was imprisoned, was for soliciting prostitution from minors. That is not the same thing as pedophilia,” Lady Colin Campbell
Quote III
“If we distribute a bunch of stuff that’s frozen or from the refrigerator and cold, what are people going to do with it? Take it home and not have anywhere to put it?” Beth Stanton
Quote IV
We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action.” FedEx
Truth or fiction? The sad fact is that it is so believable.
First-term firebrand Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come out in support of what many are calling obvious truth: “Einstein didn’t kill himself.” “But I don’t know why everyone’s making such a big deal about it,” Ocasio-Cortez said in a press conference. “I mean, like, he’s been dead for over a thousand years right? Or was that Newton? I’m not good at history.” It’s unclear whether AOC as the kids like to call her was aware that Einstein died at the Princeton Medical Center in 1955.
Let me get this straight. Gay, black, employed as an actor and act out a fake hate crime hoax and you're suing the City of Chicago? Big balls.
Via Fox News: Jussie Smollett says the $10,000 he was mandated to pay after the criminal case against him was closed should prevent the city of Chicago from seeking reimbursement for the police investigation following his claim, back in January 2019, that he was a victim of a racist and homophobic attack. Attorneys for the former “Empire” actor filed a response Tuesday to Chicago’s lawsuit in federal court. They also filed a counterclaim against the city, saying Smollett was the victim of a malicious prosecution that caused humiliation and extreme distress.
The ACLU certainly doesn't know much about law. And knows less about science.
And once you control their healthcare, you can control them completely. Outrageous medical care in Great Britain. Or nothing to see here move along.
At least 42 babies and three mothers died at maternity wards covered by a single hospital trust due to a ‘toxic’ culture, a leaked report has claimed. Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history. Staff at the trust routinely dismissed parents’ concerns, were unkind and got dead babies’ names wrong, according to the document seen by The Independent. In one troubling case, parents were not told their baby’s body had arrived back from the post-mortem examination, and it was left to decompose so badly the family never got to say goodbye properly. The interim update report comes from an independent inquiry led by maternity expert Donna Ockenden, which was launched by former health secretary Jeremy Hunt in July 2017.
Dear Mummy I still want to be prince. Make the hullabaloo go away.
Prince Andrew was forced to quit royal duties last night after a dramatic intervention by the Queen and the Prince of Wales. They took decisive action to contain the fall-out from the duke's disastrous TV interview about his friendship with a paedophile billionaire. The interview triggered days of catastrophic headlines and caused a string of businesses and charities to desert him. Following lengthy discussions with Charles, who is touring New Zealand, the Queen summoned Andrew to Buckingham Palace and told him to step down.
On the bright side he didn't tell certain members of the press #LearnToCode.
Nancy Pelosi explains..............
A woman in Australia needed 25 stitches to her face and almost lost an eye after being mauled by a kangaroo while walking her dog. The attack happened near a popular walking trail in the city of Wodonga, in the state of Victoria, according to CNN affiliate 9News. Dina, who declined to share her last name, let her pet dog off its leash and it began chasing a large male kangaroo — prompting her to try to intervene. “I ran up the embankment to try and get my dog away but not realizing that I was only three or four meters behind the roo,” Dina told 9News. “And that’s when I sensed the roo was panicking, and thinking, ‘I’m being attacked on all sides.'” She turned around right as the kangaroo attacked her from behind, knocking her to the ground.
The DOJ has recently released a study. Four things in common that mass shooters share.
The stereotype of a mass shooter is a white male with a history of mental illness or domestic violence. While that may be anecdotally true, the largest single study of mass shooters ever funded by the U.S. government has found that nearly all mass shooters have four specific things in common. A new Department of Justice-funded study of all mass shootings — killings of four or more people in a public place — since 1966 found that the shooters typically have an experience with childhood trauma, a personal crisis or specific grievance, and a “script” or examples that validate their feelings or provide a roadmap. And then there’s the fourth thing: access to a firearm.
We are all Morons here and The ONT knows you won't be offended. Looking for the perfect Christmas gift for that young child? Here ya go.
A Nerf dart gun, ice cream-scented Nickelodeon slime and a plastic Power Rangers claw are among the toys topping a consumer safety group’s list of worst toys for the holidays. World Against Toys Causing Harm unveiled its annual list Tuesday at a Boston children’s hospital. A realistic toy machine gun, a “pogo trick board,” a yeti teddy bear and a pull-along caterpillar toy for infants also made the list. The Massachusetts nonprofit has been releasing the list for more than 40 years. It says many of the products present choking, eye and other safety hazards frequently found in poorly designed toys. It also cites the products for having inconsistent and inadequate warnings labels. The organization says the Nerf Ultra One gun, which is billed as firing soft darts up to 120 feet, shoots the projectiles with enough force to potentially cause eye injuries.We aren't advocating for Irwin Mainway....................Yet.
SACRAMENTO, CA—California's state government has announced it will agree to build a wall as President Trump has been pushing for, except this wall will keep people in, not out.
People trying to flee the socialist state in U-Hauls in search of a better life will be greeted with a large concrete structure running across all exits from the state. Modeled after the Berlin Wall, the structure will provide comfort and security to state legislators fearful of citizens fleeing for basic necessities like electricity, taxes less than 100%, and plastic straws and bags. The rest of the country all pitched in for the wall, too, so Governor Newsom only needed to raise income taxes by a few percentage points to fund it.
If there is Karma. This guy might be a deserving candidate.
According to Aftonbladet, one of the largest daily newspapers in the Nordic countries, a biological male who was convicted of killing and butchering his ex-girlfriend has been approved to move to a woman’s jail facility after claiming to be transgender. In 2013, Kristoffer Johansson, who now goes by Kim Marie, was convicted of killing and cutting up his ex-girlfriend, Expressen reported last week. Johansson recently started a “gender correction” in prison, the outlet noted, citing Aftonbladet. He alerted authorities about alleged harassment following the “correction” and submitted a request to be transferred to an all-female jail. After initially receiving a rejection of the application, Johansson has now been approved to serve out the rest of his time in a woman-only facility.
Now I’m well aware that there are some crazy contests around the world. People seem to love doing obscure things to showcase their talents or personalities. Sometimes people just enjoy throwing themselves out there into the world to find new friends and things to enjoy. I’ve heard of weird contests like extreme ironing, where contestants try to iron clothes in the craziest places such as underwater or even while jumping out of a plane. I’ve seen funny contests where people even try their best to replicate a pig’s calls and snorts. Well I came across a contest in Canada that looks like a blast. I’ve never seen anything like it before and the conditions in Whitehorse, Yukon are just perfect for this unique contest. Because temperatures can reach – 22 degrees in the winter months, people tend to stay inside. Not these people though and they have a very good reason. They are happy to go outside because they are competing in the annual Hair Freezing Contest of Whitehorse, Canada. This event is held every February when temperatures can reach below – 22 degrees. The well-below-freezing temps combined with a dip in the 104 degree hot springs makes for one unique contest. A hair freezing contest!
And in case you're wondering. I do have a full head of hair.
Refrain from liquor, abstain from drugs and stay the hell away from the casino. Genius Award Winner.
Mayor Domenic Sarno’s communications director tried to call the MGM casino’s president via the FaceTime app at 3 a.m. while being detained by police after allegedly vandalizing a restaurant, including plucking lemons off a tree and hurling them through the kitchen and dining room. Marian K. Sullivan, 27, of Springfield, pleaded not guilty to malicious destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning, one day after Sarno issued a media advisory announcing that he placed Sullivan on paid administrative leave following her arrest.
Shop owner goes over and above the call of duty. Your lovable Cob wouldn't have. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Nov. 19 (UPI) -- A New York state bagel store clerk is being hailed as a hero after taking a 7-hour round-trip drive to return a set of keys left behind by a customer. Diana Chong said her husband kept the car running while she popped into Bagels 101 in Middle Island to grab some coffee.
"I took my keys because I use the Bally Rewards," Chong told WPVI-TV. "I come here every morning on my way to work. And then after that, I got my bagels. I went back in the car and we drove away." Chong said it wasn't until arriving in Honesdale, Pa., that she realized she had left the keys 180 miles away at the bagel shop. The key ring includes the fob needed to start her family vehicle.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.
Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire and AceCorp, LLC. ONT tips, loose change, drink tokens and burner phones to petmorons at gmail dot com. #LearnToCode Complaints? Send them to someone who cares.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:31 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:33 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 20, 2019 09:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (zUdXR)
I actually find myself cringing whenever I hear politicians and non-scientists talking about science. I mean, I'm an engineer so, barely a scientist. But wow, these savants are The Stoopid when it comes to the hard sciences.
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (ZfRYq)
Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.
Thank you, MisHum
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 20, 2019 09:36 PM (+5iMQ)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)
347
It's "Comma-la".
Posted by: Kamala! All in on Iowa 2020! at November 20, 2019 09:32 PM (DMUuz)
Comma-La
Comma-La
Comma-La kneepad girl,
You come and blow, you come and blo-o-ow!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DBGf/)
Children were also left with disabilities as a result of substandard care at Shrewsbury and Telford Hospital Trust in what could possibly be the largest maternity scandal in NHS history.
-------------------
UK healthcare for ALL!
(except me and my friends)
Posted by: Every Democrat presidential candidate at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:38 PM (aA3+G)
-
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ZfRYq)
RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (71NaS)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (DBGf/)
Hello Dear, how was your day?
Those of us in the Eastern Time Zone really appreciate the early ONT's.
Thank you, MisHum
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:35 PM (9HQoP)
Did you just bless his heart? Because I think you just blessed his heart. Or maybe not. Consider his heart two chambers blessed, two chambers unblessed.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)
I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)
Honey, nothing is ever that hopeless.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)
"We extend our deepest sympathies to the family of the pet involved in this incident. We take this matter very seriously and are working directly with those involved to determine the circumstances behind this event. Based on the outcome of our investigation, we will take the appropriate action." FedEx
Translation: we don't give a damn about your little dog.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (ZfRYq)
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
----
And I'll bet he looked "FABULOUS!!" lol
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (Y4EXg)
I realized only today that NPR's "Morning Edition"* coverage of the House hearings consistently has the same focus: the next person to testify, whose testimony will definitely prove illegality by Trump.
They never air tape of yesterday's witness.
This tells me the Dems are shooting blanks.
*I'm stuck listening to that crap if I want to stay in bed. Wife is a longtime liberal who has wakened to that confounded broadcast since college 30 years ago.
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (KP5rU)
Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (DXT9A)
Buttygig should enjoy his 15 minutes of fame now, while he can.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at November 20, 2019 09:42 PM (71NaS)
Just got back from Cheesecake Factory. Nothing like a delicious 40-buck 9000 calorie meal to make your day... ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Ph.D in Economics at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (+y/Ru)
I just hope neither Cory or Buttplug pull a rabbit out of their asses.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (DXT9A)
That would get me to leave the MAC game.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Weak Geek at November 20, 2019 09:41 PM (u/nim)
The Walls have been Closing In for 3-years now. They got nothing, but they'll manufacture some sort of fiction they can sell to their mouthbreathing dangerously insane base and then we get to see how many of those Trump District Dems want to be 1-termers.
Posted by: DocJ at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (ZfRYq)
Your writing gig must be paying well.
No chicken sammich tonight?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (n13/j)
RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)
I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.
The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.
Everyday, common movie plots.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Oh No, Mr. Bill!
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'
Funny stuff.
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 09:37 PM (TdMsT)
It's got cup holders!
*plays with wing vent windows*
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (t+qrx)
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (fhDmL)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (DXT9A)
Fifth thing: 24 mass shooters out of the last 25 didn't have a father in the home.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Miklos, opinionating at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (WTo7J)
Greatest metal voice ever
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:45 PM (ucNdt)
Got 'Holy Diver' near the top of my metal playlist.
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (377Zs)
48 Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
I remember 'Bag-O-Glass'
Funny stuff.
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at November 20, 2019 09:44 PM (377Zs
Colon Blow.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:47 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)
btw, it is so forced that klobouchar keeps saying "farmers". Nice try, you have no chance with any farmer.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (n13/j)
Suddenly realized MH would post the ONT early because of Demdebates Slaving Time. Again.
So, Howdy.
Might've commented sooner but I was watching
I almost hate to mention it
"A Love Like No Otter" from Aquarium Love Stories
https://youtu.be/4KE_qHZF7pI
Which would be really cute were it not for, you know, youse guyses.
Posted by: mindful webworker - I otter know better at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: Insomniac
Assuming gender again, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: blaster at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.
Posted by: mjc
It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (tkNkP)
Kind of a tipoff how the Democrats are going, when the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)
Remember how liberals and "moderates" said that was crazy talk.
WELL HELLO LADY CAMPBELL!
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Insomniac
Assuming gender again, eh?
Posted by: Miklos, an X is not a Y at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Well, the plan would be to verify, but yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (NWiLs)
No, the "study" was created by something called "The Violence Project," not the DOJ. DOJ funds were used.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (mk9aG)
So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (ucNdt)
No argument from me. But, YMMV with the rest of the Horde
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (DBGf/)
The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on, and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her dearly.
------
You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back to the town.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)
I got to Popeyes, then remembered I left my brass knuckles at home :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve
When you get to the counter, make sure to tell the tranny you want the spicy sandwich.
And if your Popeyes doesn't have a tranny behind the counter, you're more than welcome to come to mine.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 09:49 PM (sy5kK)
In many ways, this is the story of Obama.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (RYP5Z)
OTOH, looking at him groping them its not for lack of wanting to.
Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (WdocV)
... if you ever had sex with a 16 year old girl, even if you were 16 at the time, that makes you a pedophile apparently.
Posted by: mjc
It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)
Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)
___
Remember when I said I was going to nuke you bitter clingers?
SURPRISE ANAL NUKE!
Posted by: Eric Farwell at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (WdocV)
Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (DBGf/)
So let it be written
Posted by: Boomer
https://youtu.be/oO6uBQJ35N0
Yep
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WTo7J)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (am9TE)
The ONT Classical Music Interlude
For Moron Robbie, the Chorus Mysticism from the Symphony No. 8 (Symphony of a Thousand) of Gustav Mahler. A Proms performance at the Royal Albert Hall by the National Youth Orchestra of Great Britain conducted by Sir Simon Rattle.
https://youtu.be/9WhNn6zxqVg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (7rVsF)
The Dems had nothing to do with posting. It's been a long day
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (aA3+G)
***
Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.
Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (LOq4H)
Take a gander at one of the Epstein guards:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819
That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)
>>>I'm sure there is a Hallmark Christmas movie on right now.
The one where the hot single woman comes home unexpectedly from the
big city, has some problems with her relationship getting cheated on,
and the puny, dorky friend she confided in during her junior year of
high school just happens to run into her at the store, and is now a
heart surgeon and People's Sexiest Man of the Year. And misses her
dearly.
------
You left out the bed and breakfast he also just happens to own, and
which is in need of someone with her particular skills to win the
Greatest Christmas Destinations contest and bring much-needed life back
to the town.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)
Sounds like an excellent film that would have Hollywood vomiting for months as it raked in boffo box office.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:46 PM (Pg+x7)
Would it be okay to have sex with two 16 year old girls since their combined age is 32?
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Pg+x7)
Bad ideas + Alcohol
I had two Spec Ops buddies of mine show up this weekend. Wrecked my dirt bike, hurt my knee, wrecked my UAV at 2 AM, wrecked my beloved 79 F-250 4WD, I wasn't driving, knocked the rear glass out of the truck with my head, concussion, broke my nose, glass in my eye, ruined my glasses and shattered my phone in 36 hours. Pretty good time!
Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (Q5eBq)
I fart in the ONT's general direction.
Posted by: Eric Swallows All and Well at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)
___
For some reason my demands for photographic proof of feminine parts has not meet with success on the dating sites.
Posted by: Some Moron at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:50 PM (2PXwn)
As foretold in the prophecy!
Posted by: hogmartin at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: wing at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (JFzNN)
RuPaul is on. Selling makeup.
Kill. Me. Now.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)
Freaking ridiculous.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (mk9aG)
Heh.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (T6t7i)
Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
Will she push for Dental Care For All?
No, I don't denounce myself.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:54 PM (KP5rU)
***
Give the states a tax bill per adult. Not adult citizen, adult.
Then left Falifornia continue to count illegals.
MUHAHAHAHA
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (WdocV)
https://tinyurl.com/t5boq4j
https://tinyurl.com/ufcouv8
https://tinyurl.com/rczrt23
https://tinyurl.com/wtxzfea
https://tinyurl.com/wnyran2
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (+y/Ru)
Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
I thought she actually was elected governor, but isn't able to carry out her duties due to you evil wingnuts not acknowledging her legitimacy because you're racist.
Or at least I think that's what she said. She had a couple of Big Macs in her mouth at the time.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (Pg+x7)
the biggest story the last 2 days is Eric Swalwell's giant fart.
It'll blow over. RUN!!!!
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (T6t7i)
Ah, that's just a Hindenburger.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)
You know, when one puts someone like this "Tova Noel" character in charge of guarding one of one's high profile prisoners, it would seem one doesn't really want one's prisoner guarded well, would it not?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (DBGf/)
Nobody has a monopoly on repression, I guess.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)
If an "evangelical" was saying to a kid that sex is bad, that "evangelical" was going against Christ's teachings and was more of a Cathar. Also, fucked in the head.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ykYG2)
Short shorts are never a bad idea.
Posted by: Hands
They are when your nuts are flapping in the breeze.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (n13/j)
rickb, LOL. In fairness nobody puts down a fast food place riot faster than an angry tranny.
Also, I had one working the drive-thru at McDonalds a few years ago. Guy with long fingernails and obviously wearing makeup, doing a high-pitched voice. Uh, okay; at least his/her customer service skills were halfway decent.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (L2ZTs)
Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)
Apparently the State of Georgia has suffered horribly because Tank Abrams wasn't elected governor.
Yeah, she's going to be the running mate of one of these idiots.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 20, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)
*bumpersticker in Georgia*
"Somewhere in Florida A Sea World is missing Its Whale"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (lnWzE)
Obviously, but as Mummy says, don't be stupid about it.
Posted by: (ex-)Prince Randy Andy at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (f1Vqw)
It's interesting that Abrams is getting more sympathy from people on that stage tonight for losing her election than Hillary is for losing hers.
Posted by: corn and beans at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Ha at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (Q5eBq)
***
Interestingly evangelicalism's predecessors did NOT share that view.
Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)
The evangelicals don't hold that view either.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (imSgd)
https://tinyurl.com/uc6wan5
https://tinyurl.com/td78jaw
https://tinyurl.com/qkjb7ob
https://tinyurl.com/vpzkzjj
https://tinyurl.com/yx2v4xrl
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac
Danielle Kang, Paula Creamer, In Gee Chun
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WTo7J)
destruction of property in Springfield District Court Monday morning
***
Looks her up on linkedin....
I would sentence her to ...community service...in my house.
Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)
Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)
That's a nine-hole course there.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)
I thought you were a 3 putter.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (aA3+G)
Yes, you should be married first, but then you better be making the Mrs/Mr happy.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 09:52 PM (WdocV)
The Puritans were rather prolific.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath. That LP rules.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)
It was a hoot. Just blowing off some steam. Got a great big shiner out of the deal.
Posted by: DBCooper at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (bttOm)
Nano Adblocker + Nano Defender.
The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).
Fuck ethics, this is war.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)
girls should be imprisoned and labeled pedophile sex offenders for the
rest of their lives. clearly.
***
I had thought Romeo and Juliet laws had generally been passed in most areas? No?
We need to be prosecuting Bill Clinton for having sex with 14 year olds, not some 16 year old high school junior.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)
isn't this the script of every Hallmark movie? who has to actually watch them?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Miklos, with that pesky Y chromosome at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Robert at November
All 16 year olds identify as being 24.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (5phSm)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
We might have to inspect Man Cards.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 09:58 PM (aA3+G)
It is not my fault! My mother has those movies on at the house EVERY TIME when I come to visit, so I pick it up without meaning to. It's not my fault!!!!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Miklos, with his trusty Billy Barroo at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DXT9A)
So I guess Thanksgiving theme.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (DBGf/)
National Lampoon's Christmas was good. Actually I don't know if it's been topped.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (ykYG2)
One of the classics.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Ahnuld at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:56 PM (NWiLs)"
Just nice folks trying to keep me away from Mortal Sin.
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)
It directs attention away from the relief map of the Marianas Trench that is on her face.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (gh1GI)
If I was paid by Hallmark to make a "Xmas sic Movie" you best believe I'd stuff in a lot of Lovecraft references.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (t3YBx)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (DBGf/)
Sure. Ok.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
Question: Is there an American flag anywhere on the state?
Not some LED graphics with a part of a fake flag image (a couple of stars, one red and one white stripe), but a real, actual flag?
I didn't see one the last 2 of these time-wasters I watched a part of.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (DBGf/)
And on the Saturday following, is my granddaughters's third birthday party. (Not her actual birth date.). At noon. When the Ohio State Michigan game starts.
This is Ohio, folks. What were you thinking???
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Nano Defender will also work with uBlock Origin as well, but it takes some tweaking of the settings. It will work right off the bat with the Nano adblocker product.
I disabled AdBlock Plus on all my browsers. The Nano pair seems to do as well, plus defeats most detection schemes.
There is a constant war between ad-blocking and anti-adblocking, so you have to keep definition updates current.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (f1Vqw)
*looks in mirror*
Since that is the way I got here, then no - it is not bad. However, since it is the way nearly every other person got here then sex is something very powerful that should be handled with caution (Heh! Indeed!) and ideally should be engaged in only when you can handle (Heh! I said handle!) the logical results.
*takes off lab coat, fake scienctechnicianist attitude*
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (lnWzE)
Pure unadulterated bullshit.
Plus Biden can't see shit through those slitty eyes.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)
To the extent that 14 year olds are children, it is.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (gh1GI)
Steyer wants an Enabling Act?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Know who else wanted an Enabling Act?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:06 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)
151 >>Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Bad Ideas.
Pretty sure I can get in the hole in under 2 strokes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (gh1GI)
That's a nine-hole course there.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (NWiLs)
Look out for the windmill. And shoot to the side of the alligator;s mouth.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:01 PM (9HQoP)
Nor have I. The Hallmark plots sound a little, um, insipid.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bachmann Hussein Overdrive at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (t3YBx)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
As long as Hallmark pays us, I'm in!
Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (DBGf/)
be good if the federal government could collect more revenue without
raising tax rates or reducing tax deductions or credits."
So the proposed solution from the NBER - a totes unbisaed "non-profit" - is for the Federal Government to pump $100 billion "investment" into itself, to get back $1Trillion..
I can't count all the fvckeries in this silly idea on one hand.
We need a better class of experts.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
Die Hard is the Christmas movie with the highest body count.
Posted by: ALH
"It's a Wonderful Life" Troop ship went down, no Baily to save it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)
Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
(As the Brain Gremlin would doubtless spell them.)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (am9TE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (LOq4H)
Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (9HQoP)
Don't we have to join a union and pay dues first?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
FUN FACT
The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)
It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (lnWzE)
Hallmark: 40
Lifetime: 30
UPtv: 10
ION: 6
Netflix: 6
OWN: 3
Freeform: 2
BET: 1
If I counted right.
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)
The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
----------
Hmmm.
*shifty look*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (DXT9A)
Marines in full glittery regalia.
Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (RYP5Z)
-----
I need to up my game.
Posted by: The Otter at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (hnyqs)
"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (g/2WM)
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (786Ro)
The one where the hot single woman comes....
Wait. I thought they were the family channel.
Posted by: tbodie at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (YE6fT)
Dance routines. And glitter.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM (7rVsF)
No. That's a fabulous military. As evidenced by Buttplug.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:05 PM (NWiLs)
I'm going to agree with Insom on this one. Try having a pastor call you "damaged goods" after you have been raped at 15 by your best friend's father. And you were a virgin. Then we will talk about the church's attitude toward sex.
And I find I am shaking in rage at this thread, so I will say Good night, all.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: JAS
I have no houses, I have dachas!
Posted by: Bernie Madoff-Sanders at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (DBGf/)
Point of Order - Harry Bailey saved the life of every man on that ship.
Posted by: ALH
"There was no Harry Bailey, because there was no George Bailey to save HIM."
But dammit you win.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (LOq4H)
They are ruining the web with ads. There was a cute little "What if magazine/newspaper ads were like web ads" video they did. The person was sitting there trying to read, and another guy came in and started slapping ad pages in front of him. The first guy would try to brush them away, but the ad guy kept putting them back in front of him.
And CPU resources. Good lord. And bandwidth. I read something where about 80% of the data required to be downloaded was due to the ads.
They are ruining it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)
--------
OK, that made me laugh longer than it had any reasonable right to.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
---
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: 'Hardball' Anniversary Coffee Mugs at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:04 PM (ykYG2)
Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove
Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)
Holy shit. That's just all kinds of horrible.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (DXT9A)
* * * *
You eat more broc-o-ree!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (n13/j)
The US-Hungary Tax Treaty says that the IRS cannot tax Intellectual Property based income if first registered in Hungary. That would even include Hallmark movies.
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
How about that! And just today, I started my new business.
"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."
Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DBGf/)
Well that just brought down the mood.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:15 PM (DXT9A)
Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
A Christmas Story is the absolute worst Christmas movie ever produced, and probably the second worst movie of all time, just barely behind The Room.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Sonobi at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)
Lethal Weapon is.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (2PXwn)
Ahem.
Posted by: Cobra at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (am9TE)
Posted by: Diogenes
------
She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc...
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (hnyqs)
There is no more room in Hell. It's time for the dead to walk the earth.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)
Working title: The Shadow Over Holly Grove
Plot: After vingtillions of years lording over the subterranean world and inducing madness in those who spy him, Cthulhu finds himself wanting more out of life, and returns to his hometown to think things over. While there, he unexpectedly encounters a single mother trying to do the best she can for her kids while also organizing the school's Christmas play, and together the two strike up an unlikely relationship that reconciles soul-crushing terror with the magic of the holidays. Could this be a second chance for them both?
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (2PXwn)
OK, Dr. T. That was a bit freaky even for me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 20, 2019 10:12 PM (ECrgQ)
Good-night Linn.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (W+kMI)
"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM
You forgot "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear".
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (DMUuz)
Die Hard is the best Christmas movie ever
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (G546f)
We need a better class of experts.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 20, 2019 10:08 PM (g/2WM)
You obviously don't understand the inherent opportunities for easy and untraceable graft!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
262 Nobody plays Scrooge better than Bill Murray.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (9HQoP)
You've never been to my house over the holidays
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
"crown for christmas" (2015) sparks fly between a european king and the governess who cares for his daughter. danica mckelly, rupert perry-jones, ellie boterill.
it's a twofer.
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (Pg+x7)
I remember when the Geek Girls had their ad in the sidebar. And then some Japanese hairy-bush fetish site nabbed the URL. How many years did Pixy and Ace go with that pr0n link on their sidebar?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: mjc
It wasn't for lack of trying on the part of 16 year old me.
Posted by: pep at November 20, 2019 09:48 PM (T6t7i)
Heh. My evangelical upbringing conditioned me that sex was shameful and bad. Left me more than a bit warped.
Posted by: Insomniac
Pimples did me in
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (TT5JW)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:13 PM (f1Vqw)
They could depict compromised ad servers by having thieves barging in and ransacking the guy's house while he obliviously continues reading.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)
Lethal Weapon is.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:16 PM (NgKpN)
Too be honest, who cares?
I did see a sweat shirt on a guy recently that said " I have a machine gun now, ho, ho, ho" It was the exact sweater, a reproduction of the movie sweater. You have to give Millenials credit, they have some funny shirts. I guess they watched these movies. Today there is a tee shirt for everything.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM (+y/Ru)
---------
The one where the Ardennes Forest looks remarkably like central Spain?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (3Z6pZ)
"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."
Tell your friends! Referral commissions paid daily.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
-------
Suggested subsidiary: Liberian Ship Registry
Posted by: Randle McMurphy at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (hnyqs)
Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie
Posted by: Bruce Willis at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (DBGf/)
It is so! It is where Bald Santa rewards all of the good little Japanese employees by having Hans Krampus fall off the tower, predicting increased Christmas bonus for all the surviving employees!
===
I was gonna say something, but that was good enough for me!
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:19 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 20, 2019 10:17 PM (sy5kK)
No, but there's a twist that Cthulhu can take human form at times, and so she doesn't know he's one of the Old Ones at first, and there'll be this inner struggle he experiences over whether or not he should tell her.
We'll call that the "B" plot.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)
Sounds like a personal issue Fatty McFat-Fat
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
1 The Walking Dead (AMC)
2 Rick & Morty (ADULT SWIM)
3 90 Day Fiance (TLC)
4 Real Housewives of Atlanta (BRAVO)
5 Write Before Christmas (HALLMARK CHANNEL)
Posted by: Hands at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (786Ro)
Soldiers with the latest in Hello Kitty camo.
Kurt Eichenwald just rushed off to the nearest recruitment office
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:14 PM (ykYG2)
Have you not seen the Hello Kitty AR-15?
https://tinyurl.com/u745s66
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: Miklos, talkin' true at November 20, 2019 10:10 PM (QzkSJ)
How about that! And just today, I started my new business.
"Hungarian department for Registration of US movies and music."
Ha!
Software development is big business in Hungary. Because of that, and lots of very good software people who speak better English and whose quality is better than in Bangalore. A lot of US companies take advantage of this situation.
Posted by: Miklos, not uninformed at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy
Took my granddaughter shopping for a homecoming dress (WTF?). She asked what I thought. "Honey, what I think is appropriate for a woman, I will never find appropriate for you. Go find a saleswoman."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)
Rinse.Repeat.
Probably won't be long till Red Frankie blows it all up anyway by issuing a papal bull that men can have periods.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Randle McMurphy
No fair.
Liberia has an actual seacoast.
Posted by: Miklos, open for bidnis at November 20, 2019 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
'Miracle on 34th Street'
Someone had to mention it.
Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:18 PM
TO THE SOY PODCAST COMMANDER:
Nuts!
-- THE AMERICAN COMMANDER
Posted by: Anthony McAuliffe at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (786Ro)
When the chips are down--Australia, Japan, ROK, Singapore, Israel, Poland, Denmark, and yes, the UK.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)
We'll call that the "B" plot.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:20 PM (2PXwn)
And of course when he is eventually outed as an Elder God,
It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)
Yeah, and "Frosty the Snowman" was playing right before that scene!
Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: JAS at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (DXT9A)
------
Lots of lumber.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (3Z6pZ)
Next I expect a zombie outbreak.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: jsg at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (am9TE)
"Walkin' Through a Toxic Wonderland"
"Frosty the Made Man"
"Grandma Got Run Over By a Hit Man"
and my personal favorite..
"Santa Claus is Comin' to Town and You Better Have His Fuckin' Money"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:11 PM
-------
No, NJ has a carol of its own. Take it away PDQ Bach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OZ2y7ht6_w
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (W+kMI)
Wouldn't suck without Dio.
But with Dio, it is shit.
Name one Dio Sabbath Tune that EVER got Radio Play past 6 months of release. One.
Can't stand any of those LPs.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (gh1GI)
Which was totally not a double entendre for everyone doing blow!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (2PXwn)
too deep for me. i am not so good at symbolism.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:24 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (f1Vqw)
The Navy is doing that on its own these days.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (JCrfD)
-----------
*?*
Look, not to be argumentative, but Alistair Sim is THE Scrooge. Bill Murray, is just Bill Murray. Bill Murray is *always* just Bill Murray.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (n13/j)
What'd I tell ya? What'd I tell ya, don't spend any fuckin' money!
Posted by: Jimmy The Gent at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (qAR6u)
Someone had to mention it.
Yeah, I gotta go with 'A Christmas Story'. Not sure why the dislike.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (hnyqs)
White Christmas, but mainly because of Vera Ellen.
Wow, talk about a body!
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
________
In fairness, all of our allies know how we'll behave in about eight years.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)
If not, then she's gonna go after Biden et al over Ukraine corruption.
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)
Packages should not be thrown, ever, under any circumstances. The driver should be fired. And have the shit beaten out of him.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)
No.
Australia, OK. The others? No. Not at all. Did they support us in Vietnam?
We have only fairweather friends. It's important to grasp that. And conversely, we should be fairweather friends. If supporting you is in your interest, you can count on us. Otherwise, not so much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (DXT9A)
Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:09 PM (qAR6u)
Hell yeah. Killer movie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A)
We have the Marines, even better.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (9HQoP)
We HAVE no reliable allies. None.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:21 PM (DXT9A
Welcome to reality. WWII and the Cold War were the outliers in allied cooperation as I can see from history. Historically allies were a necessity never to be fully trusted. Because all nations have interests, and they will promote those interests, and if you are wise you chart those to see how far you can travel with your nation-friend.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (lnWzE)
"Dear Mr qdpsteve,
Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (NiXyF)
It turns out she likes REALLY older Beings.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:23 PM (NgKpN)
No, no, no. You're doing it wrong. These are two-hour movies. That plot point will have to wait for the inevitable sequel, when our happy couple happen to meet Yog-Sothoth, who can also take human form, and our heroine/female protagonist (I'm picturing Candace Cameron Bure) has to decide between the mystery and rough charm of Yog-Sothoth, or the deep compassion and personal redemption arc of Cthulhu.
Again, this is all for the sequel. We'll call it "At the Mountains of Mistletoe."
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (2PXwn)
Their targeting is misfiring tonite. They're trying to sell me clothes, and I never buy or browse clothing. But often they show me stuff I'm interested in. I don't click on any of the ads, of course. If I'm interested, I browse directly to the vendor's site.
I wonder how many people actually do whitelist sites that go total anti-ad-blocking policy like Daily Mail has; probably most of em. I wonder if they notice any dropoff in site traffic from people like me who balk.
Daily Mail often has more detailed reporting on US news than American news sites do, and they have interesting photo essays occasionally too. Their editorial is sh!t, and their ultra-woke comment censors are sh!t, but other than that I liked them.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (yQpMk)
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)
if you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate that film.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain
Do as you see fit, as long as we get your stuff.
Posted by: Miklos, who likes the Gulf Coast at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
What's up?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (aA3+G)
Next I expect a zombie outbreak.
==========
See my above post.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)
Get a sloppy beejer for cheap, have a smoke and relax. Things will be fine.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: garrett
________
I concede. I can't.
I like Black Sabbath with Dio so much better than with other singers, but you're right -- with Ronnie James Dio, the band never got the radio play of, for example, "Talk Dirty to Me" by Poison. Just not up to that standard, I admit.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Quint
Original Home Alone.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (aTOTz)
All our potential allies are smart enough to know that eventually another Democrat will be President...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM (2PXwn)
Maggie is thrilled when Mitch, her long time crush, moves back to town. When she learns Mitch's love for Christmas has drastically changed, she tries to bring his holiday spirits back by showing him the yuletide spirit of hunting hobos.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (DXT9A)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7708819
That's about what I've come to expect. Top Hoes.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Dear Lord, it's Guardzilla! Runnnn!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (QzJWU)
Black men go to the barber shop and are not really all that fond of nice gay hair stylists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (Pg+x7)
He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints
Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)
* * * *
Agreed. Love it myself, but I am often surprised to find out who does not like the movie.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (lv9KS)
You jest.
But the Royalties for that are what keeps Bers in Beer And Buds and Bikes.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (gh1GI)
--------
He's such a nice boy, and so smart!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.
Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (RYP5Z)
Thank you for your Christmas movie idea submissions. We produce a lot of holiday movies and appreciate every treatment we can get. However, at the present time, your scripts for "An Incel Christmas," "Jingle's Balls" and "Santa's Got A Pantyhose Fetish" do not meet our standards or needs. Good luck with your continued writing career. Signed, Hallmark Productions"
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (2PXwn)
Tulsi: "I'm all in for free dermatology."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
She needs a belt sander.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 20, 2019 10:31 PM (7rVsF)
Dr T, thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (aTOTz)
Mainly because it captures so hilariously what Christmas was like when I was a kid, even though I was born long after 1940.
Posted by: kbdabear
Christmas in the 60's.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (ob5xJ)
You don't hear Sabbath with Dio on the Radio because it sucked. Dio was just ham. Bad ham. Spam.
I never could get into any band he fronted.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (gh1GI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)
Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear
--------
Probably not, but that pales compared to barrel , bolt, receiver.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (hnyqs)
Yup. When SNL was funny, really f*cking funny
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
----
My personal favorite was the "Bass-o-matic" spot.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 20, 2019 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Aykroyd as Julia Child
Samurai Divorce Court
Pre-Chew Charlie's
The Raging Queen
Father Guido Sarducci
The Drool Bucket
The Vomitorium
And best of all... Mr Bill
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (eXA4G)
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)
I liked it a lot the first time I saw it. After seeing it 100 times, I'm now sort of "meh" about it.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Pete Seria at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:29 PM (ob5xJ)
The star of that movie is the house. That's why I watch it.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:33 PM (9HQoP)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (qAR6u)
We have no eternal allies, and we have no perpetual enemies. Our interests are eternal and perpetual, and those interests it is our duty to follow.
~Henry John Temple, Lord Palmerston , Remarks in the House of Commons, March 1, 1848
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.
Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Loosen that apron of yours
You're a little uptight tonight
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
-----------
"Here, Mr. Bill, hold this cherry bomb..."
"Ohhhhhh noooooooo..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Brain at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (dOV9E)
She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism. Living through the Cold War only to see kids try to rehabilitate guys like Bernie, while at the same time thinking Trump is a Russian agent is too absurd for words. They literally know nothing.
Oh, and Patterico blocked me too because I kept asking him how that triple hearsay was working out for him with the impeachment hearings. I probably deserved that one, but he is another one who has kind of gone off his rocker which is why no one ever mentions him anymore.
Posted by: Thatch at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (v5Cc/)
Duo might not be everyone's cup o tea. Not everyone likes the good things in life, I know.
Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard at this at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
-------
I prefer Battleground, which has the French gal endangering her gazongas while cutting bread.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (W+kMI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)
Oh my GAWD I would pay to see this.
Posted by: Robert laughed so goddamn hard
Aka, "Six Guys Sitting In A Basement Playing Dungeons and Dragons".
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ob5xJ)
I always thought PDQ Bach never got the respect he deserved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)
if
you hate it, there is something wrong with you. Maybe if you are from
another nation and only go by lefty mores today I could see it. But if
you have roots in this country, I don't see how it is possible to hate
that film.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:28 PM (n13/j)
I meet very few people who don't like that movie. Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking facet of our culture.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo, suggesting a response to 'happy holly days' at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kbdabear
The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.
Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH43BU6DSm0
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (Wmf3G)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V
--------
101 is the charm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (hnyqs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Ah, I had forgotten all about PDQ Bach! Good stuff!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (d6Ksn)
Oedipus Tex was hilarious. So was The Abduction of Figaro.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: qdpsteve
Santa's Sexy Ski Chalet Sauna could work though.
Posted by: Miklos, again, Hungarian films pay no tax in the US at November 20, 2019 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)
I've actually thought about rewriting my online dating site ad, to say:
I have a season ski pass in Tahoe, and want to recreate a bad 80's ski comedy movie. Any Takers?
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
________
It's vice presidents all the way down!
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM (f1Vqw)
One would not be wrong if one were to come to that conclusion, one thinks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: davidt at November 20, 2019 10:37 PM (l3+k2)
She has also contracted a case of Democratic Socialism."
Shoe on Head has gone SJW?
*Sigh*
I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (NiXyF)
I guess for a year, and then they slam you. Or Jeffrey Epstein you.
I signed up. I'm not proud about this. I hate, hate, hate "Software as a Service" (SaaS) but I'd really like to be able to produce work with a couple of modern go-rounds.
PS: If you have CS products, make sure you have your serial numbers available. I've heard stories that, should you quit the CC service, the CS stuff wants to be reinstalled.
Going back to drinking. Hope you're all having a great evening.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (l9m7l)
I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
And Velvet Jones. At least two great sketches out of that one.
Introducing his book: "So You Wanna Be A Ho"
And the court case of the woman who bought the book and did not succeed.
"My Honor, I can explain the problem in three words. The bitch ugly."
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: kbdabear
No. There are so many aftermarket parts kits you wouldn't have to cannibalize a manufactured gun.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (gh1GI)
Keep Tahoe Blew
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (DXT9A)
But HR approved, so what could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Don Q
Just steal the South Park timeshare episode.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (LOq4H)
It seems people either love the movie Christmas Story or they hate it. No middle ground.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:25 PM (lv9KS)
I don't get it, because you can get a Leg Lamp - I bought a small one for my brother's basement bar.
https://tinyurl.com/uob7x77
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (lnWzE)
OK Graham sounds awfully confident in what he's saying here.
"It'll be December 9th -- you'll get the report," the South Carolina lawmaker said.
"That's locked."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (1Vobx)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Chevy Chase was my least favorite member of the original SNL cast. Never thought he was that funny.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (d6Ksn)
It's based on a book by Jean Shepherd, "In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash," which is about Shepherd's childhood in Hammond, IN. I grew up somewhat nearby in Chicago during approximately the same period, and many anecdotes in the book match up with stuff I remember from back then. There is a regional flavor to it.
Posted by: gp, Decaffeinated By Popular Demand at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Obligatory at November 20, 2019 09:57 PM (WdocV)
She seems nice...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (/sgva)
And touch up the moustache, would you?
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (Ndje9)
But Dio Sabbath was fucking sublime. Heaven and Hell was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.
And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Don Q
Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.
Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
I loved "Mr Robinson's Neighborhood"
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (qAR6u)
Buckwheat has been shot!
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)
It looks like the partial eclipse of May 20, 2012. In my neck of the woods, it hit maximum totality at 7:38 PM MDT and was down to the horizon like the ONT photo by about 7:46 PM.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (7s3Gx)
2nd and kasim, thanks. I've been thinking of switching from Premiere Pro to DaVinci Resolve. Maybe I'll have to stick with Creative Crash.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:39 PM (n13/j)
She's Spartacus.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (9HQoP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)
sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:
Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (KjVM+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)
The latter will block the anti-adblock detection scripts. AbBlock Plus will not do that (they say it's not ethical).
Fuck ethics, this is war.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 09:59 PM (f1Vqw)
Brave lets me go to Daily Mail, no problem.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Don Q
Go for Better off Dead, and accept any and all French chicks.
Posted by: Miklos, advisorily at November 20, 2019 10:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Love that movie.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (NWiLs)
Early Sabbath was my first passion.
I was weened on We Sold Our Sould For Rock and Roll.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:35 PM (gh1GI)
My voyage to the dark side of music happened when I was at a friend's house, and we found the paranoid album in his older brother's record stash. I was around 12, and playing guitar and drums, and was leaning more towards drums. I heard the opening chords to iron man and that was it, I knew what I wanted to do from that moment on. Give me metal or give me death.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:00 PM (gh1GI)
But the water hazards are dillys.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (/sgva)
I guess she wanted to go sit with the popular kids. There's no need to take anything she has to say seriously anymore.
Posted by: DonnaV. at November 20, 2019 10:38 PM (d6Ksn)
She always said she would "never" be a Republican because they're so icky, but much as used to enjoy her rants, she finally got stupid one day in probably 2018 and I just stopped watching her.
Posted by: George Strait at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Grump928
He lost that job the day Prince William was born in 1982.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Because you fixed their transmission. No need to be shy.
Posted by: Miklos, advisedly at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (9Om/r)
It doesn't have to be either/or.
Posted by: Death Metal at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)
Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: A. Bunker at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Caliban at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)
Thank you. I have a secret passion for most things Ritchie Blackmore, and I think his most interesting work was with Rainbow and Dio. FYI, he trots out Rainbow in Europe now and then with a new vocalist from Chile who sounds a lot like Dio.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (Wmf3G)
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (TT5JW)
While it suits them.
Not a nanosecond after.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 10:26 PM (Clxcy)
I'm sorry to hear that.
Try to be thankful that:
A. you have a "work day"
B. You don't have snow on your front lawn.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Miklos, oh lawd at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (QzkSJ)
We Sold our Soul... was the first double LP record I ever bought.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:46 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)
I can see the festive holiday decorations at Miskatonic University in the background harboring a place for things that only come out after dark.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mjc at November 20, 2019 10:03 PM (Pg+x7)
Agreed. Pedophilia is adults having sex with young children who have not attained puberty. Epstein's clients were banging jailbait. Hint: why do they call it "jailbait"? We don't call prepubescent children "jailbait", do we? "Jailbait" is jailbait because it looks like it might be legal, but it's not.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (LxTcq)
Political Economy with James Pethokoukis Podcast
Bryan Caplan on Open Borders
https://t.co/RIOjNaVm5L?amp=1
"What would an actual open borders regime look like? How would it affect those already living in the United States? And why is the case for open borders stronger than the case for restrictionism, or at least the prioritization of high-skill immigrants? Bryan Caplan explores these questions in his most recent book: a work of graphic non-fiction co-produced with illustrator Zach Weinersmith, Open Borders: The Science and Ethics of Immigration.
Bryan Caplan is a professor of economics at George Mason University and a regular blogger at EconLog. He's also the author of three previous books: The Case Against Education, Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids, and The Myth of the Rational Voter"
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (FBrfY)
was an yuge experience when I was a troubled Catholic boy. Still kind
of shocked that my folks let me even buy it.
And, gun to my head, Ronnie James Dio was the single greatest
rock/metal vocalist ever. He sounded as good at 60 as he did at 30.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Heaven and hell was an amazing album. I got started because of sabbath, but I was never really hooked on them. I didn't like a lot of it, just certain songs. Dio's sabbath was another frigging realm.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:47 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:42 PM (2B9A/)
Actually, she is correct, but that is why he had to die.
The 'Girl' in question was 17. Which is illegal in some places, but Legal in others as long as it was consensual.
He could call all kinds of famous witnesses for his defense, to disprove her allegation of Prostitution or underage sex (because, it depended on where it happened, down to what State the plane flew out of).
They could never allow a trial like that.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (NgKpN)
Tiawan
Israel.
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:45 PM (9HQoP)/
No way. It's in their interest now. That's all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (DXT9A)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yQtz61e5Ck
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:32 PM (W+kMI)
Endorsed.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (NiXyF)
sorry, I have to submit as an alternative:
Santa Drives a Hotrod by Brian Setzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
time_continue=22&v=
x38fvFdsfI0&feature=emb_logo
-------------
Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: shibumi
_________
Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --
https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (aTOTz)
Its way before my time, but I still remember slight glimpses of that way
of life when I was young, before the left attacked every last fucking
facet of our culture.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM (9Om/r)
Heck, parts of that culture were around me when I was little. We did not have a coal furnace with an automatic stoker, but my grandfather did, and my dad had told me stories about that contraption. And his parent's house looked a lot like the house in the movie. And the bully - I remember a kid like that. My elementary school - half of it was built before WWII and it looked just like that school in the movie.
Unless you cut everything off violently, the cultural waves go far up the beach. And even if you do cut them off, the waves return. Russia is heading Tsarist, China is heading Mandarin, and they are doing that pretty darn openly. I would not be surprised if Russia asked a Romanov to come and be the official ceremonial greeter sometime in the next quarter century.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:48 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: Ever at November 20, 2019 10:44 PM (ZZDMQ)
it is hard to decide for sure. Do they realize they have no chance? I get the left is crazy and angry, but who wants to listen to people so hyped up and unnatural? Harris keeps bringing up Obama because she is nothing like him.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (n13/j)
What a set of iris diaphragms ye have!
Posted by: Larro at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (10GNe)
What am I not getting here?
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (RYP5Z)
Super nice guy.
I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)
What am I not getting here?
Posted by: Robert
Common Core Math
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (W+kMI)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zH1g5Zzues
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)
Singer-wise, Ozzy made Black Sabbath. Dio era had plenty I liked, but started to seem formulaic. Once you change the singer it all changes.
Not a huge solo Ozzy fan. Love most of Dio's solo work.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: Secret Square at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)
She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Quint
________
That reminds me. I think I would like a beer.
DOWN WITH TRUMP!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (aTOTz)
Here's an early Christmas surprise for you --
https://tinyurl.com/os5uh6o
Why thank you Firehorse! I am into everything BUT the Blackmore's Night stuff, but what the hell. It's a Christmas carol!
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (Wmf3G)
You tube "personality". Cute girl, sometimes funny.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)
right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)
A kind of cute YouTube eceleb who's fucking some dude old enough to be her dad.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: kbdabear
The best part is when George Patton shows up with toys and gifts and three armored divisions.
Posted by: Miklos, a battered bastard of a sort at November 20, 2019 10:36 PM
Operation Nordwind was a hell of a New Year's Eve party.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (COzlW)
-
I'm gonna have to go with Tin Lizzie in the excruciating voice category.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)
* * * *
Thank you!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (lv9KS)
I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.
That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (lv9KS)
She was a gal on youtube who made videos attacking sjwish tendencies. Kind of looked like a less skanky Sarah Silvermann.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (2B9A/)
Kinda cute given the camera angle. Big eyes. I mean eyes-eyes, not the other ones. Looked kinda skinny actually.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (n13/j)
He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (lv9KS)
Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Just goes to show.
It's ALL hill now.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (NiXyF)
Saw the nude pics posted at Kiwi Farms.
Yeah, she needs to eat a sammich or three.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:52 PM (NgKpN)
Priorities, my good man.
A CR doesn't require any work and the flow of graft is constant!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Breaking Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 10:51 PM (vqIkG)
right smack dab in the middle of the next fight on the Government appropriations, which STILL are not done for this year.
Posted by: Don Q
Five days before Christmas break.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (ob5xJ)
Followed by Operation Bodenplatte as a hangover.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
And then the Balaton Offensive? Not doing that again!
Posted by: remnants of the Hungarian Army at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Just goes to show.
It's ALL hill now.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 10:55 PM (NiXyF)
Yup, our backs are up against the Continental divide.
And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
He's one of those little mutts which eats other dog turds
Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Bring us back to a one day election and make it a holiday. And give soldiers, people who are disabled, and those abroad a chance to vote by mail But BS with this early voting for no reason whatsoever. The left is run top down. They make people vote whether they want to or not.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)
And the Eisenhower tunnel is closed.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 10:57 PM (NgKpN)
* * * *
Have to take Loveland Pass!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 10:50 PM (ob5xJ
Snow is caused by magical thinking?
Up in the atmosphere is colder than down here. So, snow starts up there and lands here. It usually melts fast, unless there is a lot of it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 10:56 PM (Rz2Nc)
Ah! That makes sense.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 10:43 PM (0TbLI)
No, no, no. We can talk about bringing in the Deep Ones, but the female character needs to be human. That's how you get tension, which is why I included the twist that she doesn't originally know Cthulhu's true identity. It builds suspense and creates a character arc. Don't you people understand anything about moviemaking?
And apart from anything else, Innsmouth is just a dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be willing to settle for Arkham.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
So I'm currently in Coon Rapids, Minnie Soda, just outside of Minnie
Applesses, and Waether Bug says there's a fitty percent chance of snow
but it never gets below 32 daygrees.
What am I not getting here?
Posted by: Robe
Sirius reception. Because of the nuclear fuel rods stored beneath you. My advice - run.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (n13/j)
*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (n13/j)
My smallest dog is a 15lb poodle named Cooper. He is such a barker though that the FedEx guy would have known for sure the dog was there.
Posted by: Floridachick at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (PMtBh)
*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
>>Brian Setzer is great, no doubt.
Super nice guy.
I used to sell him the occasional guitar back in the day.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 10:49 PM (gh1GI)
Took my brother's family to see the Brian Setzer Orchestra long ago at the Santa Barbara Bowl (great place for an outdoor concert, by the way). While Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks were opening, we could see backstage where Setzer was hanging out watching the band. He was introduced to a little girl by her parents who were all backstage together, and you could tell that he was having fun meeting the whole family.
Then a really good dance number starts up, and he spontaneously starts swing dancing with the girl, who had a HUGE grin on her face through the whole song. Damned if that wasn't the cutest thing I'd seen in years.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 10:58 PM (n13/j)
Paper ballots, vote in person unless you've got a damn good reason. No such thing as "early voting." One day of voting only (again, unless somebody's got a DAMN good reason they can't be at their polling station on voting day).
Oh, and no release of vote tallies until they're done counting. No exceptions.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (NiXyF)
He said 3D printers don't make parts that would have high stress points like door handle joints
Would a 3D printed gun need to use spare trigger mechanism parts from a manufactured gun?
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:30 PM (qAR6u)
I'd say you could make some parts, but not those that have to resist firing pressures. But there have to be people out there way better versed than me in what's possible with 3D printing technology. They can do metal sintering now, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (/sgva)
Problem is, my Momma, 86 years old, is here.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:01 PM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)
My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)
I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
*imagines the Dem candidates as a political Donner Party*
Posted by: Mijklos, just Miklos at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
"Donner, party of 50...uh, 49?"
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Problem is they are not eating each other, they are trying to eat US.
And inviting the neighbors, you know, that nice Hispanic Family from down South? The Medelins?
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (NgKpN)
He was always the "not the hill to die on" type, and of course now he's begging for doggie treats as a minor league NeverTrumper
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)
Just goes to show.
It's ALL hill now.
-----------
General Trump called out a "stand and fight" order on Elsenborn Ridge. He is hammering the Demofascist columns in the valleys below.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)
dump. It should be somewhere in Vermont, though in a pinch I'd be
willing to settle for Arkham.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:59 PM (2PXwn)
There is this nice little town up the Miskatonic valley, it is on the shores of some reservoir up there. Ice skating, sleigh rides, jaunts out to Whateley point, all good and photogenic.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)
My brain changed that sentence into, "Don't you people understand anything about lovemaking?"
I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)
Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019 11:03 PM (Clxcy)
* * * *
Too bad you couldn't move to Texas and take Mom with you.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (lv9KS)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:04 PM (qAR6u)
Yeah, but sometimes that was like watching the Iran / Iraq war.
Can't both sides lose?
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (NgKpN)
Ace using his girl as a headline was the Topper.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)
One of my favorite moments in A Christmas Story was when Ralphie lost his shit and beat the hell out of Scut Farkas.
I had an incident as a kid that was eerily similar. I raged, I was sobbing, but that fooker left me alone after that.
That movie works on a whole helluva lot of levels.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
I had a couple of those incidents in junior high. And then I got a couple of friends that were - as my Canadian cousins say - built like brick shit houses. Punching one of those guys would be just saying "hello" and continuing that conversation would be very bad.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (RYP5Z)
Um, hello? Just because we're bringing in Lovecraftian horror doesn't mean this ain't still a Hallmark movie.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (2PXwn)
Well, Hallmark is already doing WITCH movies.
A 'Good' Witch, but witch none the less.
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (NgKpN)
I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi,
Newlyweds are so cute!
Posted by: Miklos, Buddhistically at one at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (eXA4G)
And lots of tentacles would make it so FAST to decorate the tree!
Posted by: Don Q at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 20, 2019
Glad you explained the state comment
Posted by: Some Lurker at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
-
They just had a guest Hollywood insider on TCM whose credits include being the cinematographer on Ghostbusterettes. I think I would've left that off my resume.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Gotta vote for Trump next year, and I guess that will keep me going until then.
I don't know why I bother.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (l9m7l)
I am intrigued by your ideas. Do you have a newsletter?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 20, 2019 11:05 PM (Wmf3G)
Its about everything but lovemaking.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (RYP5Z)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)
well said.
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)
Why'd he not think to go look at a twitter with no boobs , or at least hide his fap better?
Personal responsibility, yo. Used to be a conservative value
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:06 PM (gh1GI)
JeffB's twitter profile pic told the whole story. He looked like he had electrodes attached to his balls and she was eager for a reason to hit the shock button. No wonder he feared her wrath over boob pics
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Cthulhuesque tentacles would make awesome Christmas Tree garland....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wOTkgfGncM
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:11 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)
He looked resigned to being a Cuckold and she looked excited to make him one.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:07 PM (VOSoK)
well said.
Posted by: Quint
I have thought that the President could order a cumulative and prospective tax bill mailed out in early October.
With notation of personal share of national debt.
Posted by: Miklos, informed voter being a "thing" at November 20, 2019 11:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (hnyqs)
I guess. But it was just a bunch of faggots scuttling to be more Leftist than the one what just said something stupidly Leftist.
I prefer Rifftrax. Makes more sense. Better for my BP.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (x8Wzq)
If she is really cute and easy to get along with I am willing to have her point out all of my errors and then show me what I should be doing.
For the sake or personal improvement, of course.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (lnWzE)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)
To be fair, if you're following me the boob pics pop up in your timeline with no warning.
If he didn't scroll down right away, that's on him
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (qAR6u)
I have to admit that I didn't know something existed. Well, specifically. If you'd asked me if it existed, I would've been sure it did, but didn't know any specific instances.
Fart porn. Dudes getting off on chicks farting. Vice mag did a detailed audio analysis of the Swalwell fart tape, and consulted "Bunny Racket", a well-known fart porn star.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:13 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (VOSoK)
JeffB
ChemJeff
*consults ancient map*
Posted by: Miklos, almost timeless at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
I've been here off and on and missed the drama with ChemJeff. Apparently things soured between him and a lot of folks here.
But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.
Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)
Not a nanosecond after.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Since China has been around for a while, I'll go long odds
Posted by: Jean at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (mYGbK)
But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.
Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)
As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (3Z6pZ)
chemjeff was a terror to steaks. The horror.
Kinda drawing a blank with JeffB.
No offense.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (x8Wzq)
I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:02 PM (qAR6u)
My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion
So.
Okra season is indeed at an end.
Posted by: Miklos, downriver but not downwind at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)
The Conservative Case for Posting German Scheissporn
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Quint at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
Go on.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (RYP5Z)
I've been addicted to Soul that has a Baritone Sax in the horn section, lately.
Can't get enough of that shit.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
A blessing of liberty.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: David French at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
------
What the fuck is wrong with German people???
Posted by: Eric Cartman at November 20, 2019 11:17 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 20, 2019 10:02 PM
A middle-aged lady named Becky leaves an estranged Italian husband and two vacuous college-age daughters behind, shows up unannounced in Jingle Falls, Nebraska to visit her ailing Aunt Trudy who needs help running her little bookstore in town.
Becky falls for the local electrician named Mike, divorced with no kids, as they navigate snow-covered streets sparkling with Christmas lights while sipping cocoa and waving to kids on sleds. They have Hallmark sex meaning a chaste kiss here and there in between interminable conversations with the locals: sassy old ladies, the jealous frenemy, the old boyfriend who hasn't forgotten That Kiss from prom night, the friendly old coot who changes the tire when Becky gets stuck on the road, oh God kill me now.
The big crisis comes when the feds track her down and come to arrest Becky for paying bribes to get her kids into college. Mike is betrayed to find out Becky's husband and kids didn't DIAF after all. Don't worry, it has a happy ending. Mike forgives Becky because of course he does, and promises to wait the 40 years for her to get out of prison! Merry Christmas!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (COzlW)
I'll bet Brian Stelter is into fart porn.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)
Can't get enough of that shit.
Posted by: garrett
Bobby "Blue" Bland?
He always insisted on a big horn section.
Posted by: Miklos, liking the honkers at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
The Poop Shelves in their toilets are just a tad too creep.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (DXT9A)
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at November 20, 2019 11:19 PM (dKiJG)
I immediately blasted off a letter to the news director for airing mindless BS but I don't expect an answer...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:20 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (2B9A/)
-
Well, better that than Katie Hill-type photos.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (+y/Ru)
-----
She has...she has - beasts?
*sidelong look*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)
* golf clap *
*** SPILLS HOT COCO ***
**** Yells at JuJuBee ****
Posted by: Adriane the Deck the Hallmark Critic ... at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (gh1GI)
Lived in Germany for three years. The poop shelf was fucking weird. I always pictured German hausfraus with popsicle sticks making sure young Hans was regular.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (/sgva)
It is amazing how many people I used to respect turned out to be emotional, whiny spoiled brats with an insatiable need to remain in the good graces of the #Progressive cocktail circuit club.
Even Rich Lowry has woken up and smelled the coffee. The others are going to go down with the cruise ship when the Pierre Omidyar checks stop coming.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:18 PM (x8Wzq)
What's the H2?
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
He pissed off Trim3rd and got his ass permbanned.
Posted by: very old Snuuuuz at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Aetius
-------
Sometimes, AoSHQ is TMI.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (hnyqs)
-----
She has...she has - beasts?
*sidelong look*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (3Z6pZ)
She owns some of the finest oxen in the land.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Got banned for some reason. Pops in from time to time; last seen a year or two ago. Also a funny dude.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 20, 2019 11:23 PM (ykYG2)
Verdict: A waste of a good cake.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: ALH at November 20, 2019 10:07 PM (9HQoP)
Negative Ghostrider, Invasion USA
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (JXnBD)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (gh1GI)
Verdict: A waste of a good cake.
Posted by: JuJuBee
*will not ask how they torch the creme brulee*
Posted by: Miklos, thinking that be nasty at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:21 PM (hnyqs)
Is it safe?
Posted by: Fritz at November 20, 2019 11:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
------
Ja, das ist der Liechtensteiner polka, mein schatz!
Posted by: Random German at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (NMAzL)
I think I told him if I stopped tweeting the boob pics I'd lose all my lesbian followers.
Posted by: kbdabear
My wife doesn't care when I check out your links. It's not like I'm going to get up and go out and meet one of the sub 29 year old women.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
------
Haha.. I've got a buddy that sends a short porno EVERY time we start busting on him on our group chat and I've said Dude, the missus plays some of her games on my iPad. Can we at least get rated R vice XXX..
His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...
I laughed, the missus not.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)
The Japanese ought to market smart toilets to Germans, with MRI scanners for the turds.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (/sgva)
On second thought, cancel that Tuna Melt will you?
I'll just have a black coffee.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: It's Snuuuuz I supooose. at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:22 PM (Rz2Nc
The hostages.
Too dumb to link, but it's thehostages (dot) wordpress (dawt) c o m. Even LauraW shows up now and then.
Fun site. Not nearly as frenetic as the HQ with its thousands of comments a day, but they always have excellent content. A lot of Morons there.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Tim3rd I think (not completely sure). So whatever happened to Tim?
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (VOSoK)
Oh shit.
So now he is now more powerful that we can possibly comprehend?
Posted by: Miklos, Friend of all Noble Palpatine Peoples at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (gh1GI)
Either the first or second word needs to be two syllables.
"Fart Bunny"
"Flatus Cake"
"Boof Button"
that sort of thing.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (NiXyF)
I'll just have a black coffee.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:28 PM (gh1GI)
Caramel macchiato?
Posted by: Splunge at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?
Posted by: logprof at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (Okmx3)
Posted by: Miklos
--------
Apparently 'Fritz' is some sort of ethereal trigger.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:30 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
The Hostages, a spinoff blog with some Morons who used to be regulars here.
I do love their Big Boob Friday feature.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (qAR6u)
Dude...
Seems kinda pointless if you take a sloppy, messy, liquidy dump.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)
But I'm the kinda guy who wishes people well. I hope he's found some nice hot slice and pounded her raw.
Godspeed, Jefe.
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:14 PM (RYP5Z)
As I recall, ChemJeff contracted a bad case of IKnowBetterThanYouism.
Posted by: filbert at November 20, 2019 11:15 PM (NiXyF
Yeah, basically we were all wrong for calling the invasion at the southern border an invasion. He accused us all of wanting snipers lined up plinking every 7 year old being dragged over the border. And Paul Ryan was awesome in his caving to democrats on all their demands budgeting.
And then he went all whiny about Trump.
Posted by: buzzion at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:32 PM (5phSm)
His response was to send another clip of a girl giving a sloppy beejer with googles on...
I laughed, the missus not.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 20, 2019 11:27 PM (+ldAm)
LOL, the wife won't care about scantily clad young women, actual porn might be a step to far. MY e not, it I'm not planning on testing the parameters.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (VOSoK)
whatever happened to wicked pinto.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
He still pops in from time to time, but under a different nom de Moron.
He once explained that he retired the loveably batshit-insane WP persona. I seem to remember him saying something about the persona kind of taking over in non-AoS normal life.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 20, 2019 11:33 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: Dr. T
________
Minnie Hooper is a rich from her success as a publisher of something really lucrative and successful. The big Christmas issue is going to make it rain big bucks for her publishing thing, but when a family crisis takes her star photoblogger journalist away from the publication's "real meaning of Christmas" spread, she has to go on location to do it herself.
She doesn't want to, but after ice skating with the town's dreamy guy (who turned out to be single!) and hanging ornaments on a tree, she realizes what the REAL "real" meaning of Christmas is.
Snowflakes fall from the sky, and Minnie realizes that this humble town in the middle of Alabama is her home. For some reason, no one in the middle of Alabama is freaking out or dying in car wrecks from the snowfall. Minnie and Dreamy Guy and the 8-year-old kid (I don't know -- there's a kid, too) look at the tree, something something.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:16 PM
That's no way to talk about a little bean that never did anybody any harm, is it? Except that little bastard I ate before going on MSNBC yesterday. Evil, mean pinto.
Posted by: Eric Swallows at November 20, 2019 11:34 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: garrett
Another fun foreign word is "puderniczka", and I have called girls that because it sounds like what an affectionate name should sound like. And it does.
It means ladies powder compact in Polish, so I never said it to Polish girls.
Posted by: Miklosokrzeszeszewski at November 20, 2019 11:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:36 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Robert at November
Don't lead them too much. They're not very fast.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (5phSm)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:31 PM (SJsIv)
Who needs shelves?
Posted by: Diarrhea Hobo of Hollywood Blvd. at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: logprof
________
It's still OK to look askance at hobos.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Diogenes
She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....
Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
>Dude...
Now you know why Ace had such a hard time with the Install.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:38 PM (gh1GI)
No wonder they lost the war.
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (5phSm)
Perfect, just be sure to copyright it in Hungary before you submit it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Er... I mean Tangerine at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (vqIkG)
My image of "cake girl" has changed with this thread.
Not for the better.
Now it's time to say adieu,
To you and you and, no, not you.
Hit the hay and grab some z's.
Morning comes with yowling cat cries.
♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - click for webworks at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (5RITs)
Posted by: FireHorse
Now you've done it.
Ace will be obsessively obsessed with the origin and etymology of "askance".
I'm guessing no AcePost until 3pm tomorrow, earliest.
Posted by: Miklos, e fa at November 20, 2019 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Dr. T
In my wife's case, the story would have to include a cowboy.
Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...
that's off the top of my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (qAR6u)
Umm...Wasn't that at Flushing Meadows?
Posted by: It's all mine! at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Miklos
----------
[stands, arms akimbo]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (hnyqs)
--Is the ONT suddenly under new management?
Posted by: logprof
Sounds like the Baptists took over.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:41 PM (gh1GI)
Someone videotaped the lesson
youtube.com/watch?v=G-8RxoPcNCU
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:44 PM (gh1GI)
Might be tempting to buy it, see if I can get the engine to run, and if it does, swap the body from one of my older 'burbs onto that chassis, and register it as the older 'burb.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (ob5xJ)
Did they say anything about dancing?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (VOSoK)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (5phSm)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Chloe likes ass with with butter pecan syrup.
Posted by: The Hardy Boys at November 20, 2019 11:45 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:43 PM (gh1GI)
You need to get JJ on the team, he has contacts!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:46 PM (RU4sa)
-----
Is there a reserve, or is there an outstanding bid?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: garrett
Insurance adjuster 12:45-1:30
Then keto lunch, which means harvesting your own quinoa.
Posted by: Miklos, weekend oysterer, 2 bushels/person/day at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzkSJ)
He should try putting them in when he paints!
....zing!
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (gh1GI)
that's off the top of my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:42 PM (x8Wzq)
Later that evening, riven with remorse and regret, she considered that while she did enjoy his "cavity search", it pained her soul that he mistook her "shoot your load!" cry of passion, as "shoot my dog!".
And being true to his training, and as was his wont, he of course, did.
She didn't intend for Old Farter, her 12 year old Basset Hound, to die so grotesquely, but what was done, was done.
But how would she break the
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)
I'd like to see your shop and equipment bay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)
How are you guys doing?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at November 20, 2019 11:50 PM (Rz2Nc)
Like Calvin said, a half inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery. Either don't snow at all, or dump two feet.
I bought a 4x4 truck for a reason.
Well. G'night.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (QzJWU)
Well, I came here to eeyore all over the Horowitz report looking like a whitewash and everyone is cracking me up with these Hallmark parodies.
Of course it's only the *Horowitz* report. Not the Durham report. By the way, I've forgotten, what's the Huber report?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 20, 2019 11:51 PM (R+1CW)
She spends the entire day trying to forget the whole incident.
Unsuccessfully.
That night finds her back at the same bar, but Chance never shows up. Frustrated, she has a little too much to drink before heading back to the bed and breakfast... Frustrated and alone.
On the way home she rolls through a rural stop sign and is pulled over by...
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)
I'm thinking, why not both?
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)
Does the Suburban come with a wine mom?
Posted by: Hands knows how to spell EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (KP5rU)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim at November 20, 2019 11:48 PM (QzJWU)
I think a potboiler story done by the Horde would be epic. Not to mention horrific.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston,TX
Posted by: Jim
Hungarian laws regarding artistic endeavours allow for such filmings.
State subsidy is dependent on factors to be discussed.
Posted by: Miklos, Business Incubator at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Robert, sad and lonesome at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (KP5rU)
Woman finds her strength when her ex husband shows up on Christmas Eve and goes Jack Nicholson from The Shining on her.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:54 PM (qAR6u)
For inspection purposes.
The Royals used to have a person for this.
Maybe they still do.
Office of the Royal Duece or some such thing.
And they have the thing that rinses off your nether regions later.
And there are now robot toilets that do this.
Civilization, yo.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: SMH at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (RU4sa)
Spoil Alert : It's in a Box of Chardonay.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (gh1GI)
Posted by: Miklosian Global Brands (Tonga) at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (QzkSJ)
He got picked up by a squirrel unit and scrubbed his online presence.
Posted by: Turgid 6 Actual at November 20, 2019 11:55 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 11:52 PM (gh1GI)
Need to stay with the Christmas theme:
Blinded by a Christmas display, she runs a stop sign and...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
________
Thanks! I mentioned this is set in Alabama -- what I didn't mention is there are those pink-blue-and-white Trans flags everywhere. They're over the town hall, they're on the graves at the Civil War cemetery, on the sides of the police cars. Every extra and minor character is also trans. Even the 8-year-old kid is transitioning, so we don't know if this character is a boy or a girl.
Posted by: FireHorse at November 20, 2019 11:56 PM (aTOTz)
Posted by: Robert at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (SJsIv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
OK Boomer
Posted by: Frank Bannister at November 20, 2019 11:57 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 20, 2019 11:58 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 20, 2019 11:53 PM (LxTcq)
Pretty sure he was scared that his new found squeeze would get deported. Losing your woman can make a otherwise normal guy do strange stuff.
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
..runs into and over the small town non-religiously-specific holiday display. She offers to rebuild it, with the children from the nearby orphanage.....
Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: exdem13 at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 20, 2019 11:47 PM (hnyqs)
$1000 minimum bid. Listing says there is "unknown damage" to engine. It was a military police unit on a base.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: BourbonChicken
Off screen, for other productions.
They keep the crew working, mainly for a German market.
Posted by: Miklosian Films SA de CV at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics
Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:00 AM (3Z6pZ)
If the Monarch is traveling abroad, they send samples home by way of stool pigeon.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Do you realize that it took hundreds of years of actual history and stuff for you to be able to write that?
Rule Britannia.
Posted by: The Venerable Miklos at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)
Well I hope he smashed it before she got deported.
Although, that'd be a good way to avoid child support.
"Papi, I'm pregnant."
"La migra!"
Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (SJsIv)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (KP5rU)
That Video of her and her hairbrush?
Fascinating
Posted by: Spock at November 21, 2019 12:03 AM (gh1GI)
https://tinyurl.com/qsqjtf7
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (hnyqs)
-------
Yes. Yes, I do.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (3Z6pZ)
You never lose your girl.
You just lose your place in line.
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (gh1GI)
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)
Warm squeeze in the hand > Moron pixels on the screen
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:04 AM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, In Accordance With The Prophecy at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (Clxcy)
Posted by: Miklosian Global Hallmark IP Holdio at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (QzkSJ)
...To Rebuild the Winter Festival Rainbow Tree, with help from the nearby orphanage and helps to reunite Chance with his transgender "son" that had been left there by his evil ex!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:05 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Diogenes
She had quite the Hungarian software developer fan club. Otherwise I would have no idea....
Posted by: Miklos, pure as the driven snowbunnies at November 20, 2019 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)
which brings us full circle back to my desire to recreate a bad 80's ski moive.
Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: **** at November 20, 2019 11:59 PM (vqIkG)
It took him so long and countless nights of meeting women advice on the ONT that it's understandable that he would be deathly fearful of losing a woman whom he finally found.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:06 AM (qAR6u)
"The Gums of August"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 20, 2019 11:10 PM (qAR6u)
Star Trek XXI: The Wrath of the Boob Pics
Kirk turns vicious after Scotty's server cleanup deletes his collection of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:02 AM (qAR6u)
Breaking: The Federation High Counsel declared Holo Deck simulations illegal today, due to the decreasing rate of marriage and couples having children.
As Billy Bob Ferengi was quoted, The Deck is a Hell of a lot cheaper than a divorce.
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (NgKpN)
Per Wikipedia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (qAR6u)
Pretty soon, you won't be able to recognize America anymore!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Did I mention that the orphans are mainly adorable tots from South of the Border with the cutest little neck tats?
Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Per Wikipedia.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:09 AM (ob5xJ)
What about Knights of the Bath?
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (w7KSn)
715
You could write quite the Hallmark movie around the romance between Strzok and Page.
"The Gums of August"?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:08 AM (/sgva)
Problem with that is the characters are NOT Ones.
It is a requirement that Hallmark Movies feature undeniable Ones.
And apparently they can't bribe colleges either.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (fYXJX)
Shanon Tweed was in 'Hot Dog, the Movie'.
Posted by: Don Q
-----------
'The Spider Sabich Story'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (hnyqs)
Crossfire Candy Cane
Posted by: garrett at November 21, 2019 12:11 AM (gh1GI)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
'The Spider Sabich Story'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
------
With Shanon Tweed as Claudine Longet
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)
what kind of family lineage do you have to have to end up as groom of the stool? you gotta be shittin me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
Probably have to be German, for starters, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: kbdabear
Now see,
We did something similar when we rented the Police Hut here in the locality. Out by the lake.
Good clean fun, jello washes off, or can be hosed off, not like, for example baby oil.
And who gets banned forever? In America!
And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.
Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos Goldwyn at November 21, 2019 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Tots Rescued from the Trump Border Cages by the honest hard working deputy with some personal birthplace issues!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (fYXJX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
Probably have to be German, for starters, right?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Farfrumpoopin
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:15 AM (ob5xJ)
But I gotta go to sleep.
Curl up in my frigid truck and pray is doesn't snow 60 bajillion inches because apparently the magical thinking of Minnie Sodians causes it to snow at 50 degrees.
G'night, Horde!
Posted by: Robert at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (SJsIv)
Posted by: Miklos, proposer of things at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:13 AM (ob5xJ)
-------
IIRR, it's second in seniority to the Knights of the Garter.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (3Z6pZ)
Anyhow what is new? Has anyone heard from Rickl?
Posted by: Farmer at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (JhBuA)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (KP5rU)
Huber, same same. His topics are different [Clinton Foundantion and U1, IIRC].
Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:16 AM (QDnY+)
Vice the Stinky Knights who didn't get a bath?
Is that another order?
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (NgKpN)
Chloe is tired of her life as a kindergarten teacher, so she takes a sabbatical to Ten Sleep, Wyoming, to spend Christmas nestled in the foothills of the Bighorn Mountains. Then she meets Chance at a bar. He's had a few too many and says some rude things to Chloe. She gets angry and stomps off in a huff. But she realizes that Chance is hurting, because of some things he said about being alone on Christmas without his son. She lies alone in her bed at the Nowood Bed and Breakfast. then she sees him the next morning as she is eating a hardy breakfast, driving down the street in his truck. He's a sheriff's deputy...
that's off the top of my head.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
Chloe goes for a horseback riding lesson setup by the BnB, meets a sage older woman who has several wise things to say. (Spoiler, she's Chances mom - revealed later) Lots of pleasent horse shots. Chloe gets rental car stuck in snow and Chance gets her out.
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 12:17 AM (TT5JW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
This is a GO!
Let me see if Weinstein still has any cash.
Posted by: Miklos. the "M" in MGM at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Work with me, people...
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:18 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Theme sung by Andy Williams?
Posted by: Miklos
-------
To the tune of 'Born Free', only with different lyrics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (ob5xJ)
Posted by: Don Q at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 21, 2019 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
Rhomboid-
Has it occurred that Huber could have cases (including Durham's) heard by Utah juries? Much different that Capital City and environs.
Don't know, just a thought.
Posted by: Miklos, the process being the punishment at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Fucking lefties are losing it. There is no way that Trump wins 2020 without mass lefty violence. Buy ammo.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (1CjJc)
--------
He's a CBE - Companion of the British Empire
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:21 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)
I come from a long line of Baptists. I can assure you that without Baptists, the beer, wine, and liquor industries would've long gone out of business.
What they do differs from what they say.
One humorous incident. An old timer, long dead, years ago used to tend bar at some honky tonk type joint. In walks the chairman of the deacons of the church I was raised in. Said deacon was also married to a preacher's daughter.
He ordered a shot of something and added, "and keep your damned mouth shut!". Well, that ensured the bartender would tell everyone. Normally, keeping his mouth shut was all part of SOP, but this guy had to be an asshole.
And yes, he was also hitting on the womyns there in the joint as well.
That's the Baptist way about drinking.
If some friends or neighbors happen to be over and stumble across your booze, you have to mumble something about "medicinal purposes".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I think Swallwell already has "free as the wind blows".
Posted by: Miklos, not opposed to a Rabelaisian fart joke at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 21, 2019 12:22 AM (fYXJX)
--------
You'd have to talk to Edward II about that one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:19 AM (hnyqs)
Mandatory big production number for the sound track:
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=AddBu9NCvNA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:24 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Kazi at November 21, 2019 12:23 AM (0x00j)
-------
I think they get the "sir" as a courtesy, the same way a younger son of a peer is addressed as "lord", even though they are not nobility.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)
Here's the Order of the Garter get-up. That's Lizzie, Chuckles and William in their Garter garb.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdejdvx
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:28 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:27 AM (3Z6pZ)
You have your Life Peers, and then your Hereditary Lords.
And, if you are not a good Peer, you should have your prostate checked.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)
And who gets banned forever? In America!
And I thought Jell-o was as all-American as you can get.
Posted by: Miklos, unindicted co-conspirator at November 21, 2019 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Do you want ants? 'Cause that's how we get ants.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:30 AM (/sgva)
Or put sawdust down.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 21, 2019 12:31 AM (1glZx)
CBE is the 2nd rank of the Order of the British Empire. Only the top two ranks are "knights".
The lowest rank is MBE, a mere member. Then comes OBE, an "officer", followed by CBE, a "commander".
The upper two ranks are Knight Commander, and Knight Grand Cross, KBE, and GBE. Only those two get you "sir" or "dame" if female.
There are a shit ton of these orders and shit, and they are all the letters you see in the official titles of these twits.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
The "Johnny Human Torch" and "Invisible Pedestrian" Halloween costumes.
"Hey, they're creative toys!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (QDnY+)
Tantantara!
Proudly bang the sounding brasses!
Tzing! Boom!
As upon its lordly way
This unique procession passes,
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!
Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:35 AM (3Z6pZ)
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!
Hide the children.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.
Posted by: McMiklos at November 21, 2019 12:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:34 AM (NMAzL)
-----------
In the Order of St. Michael and St. George, you had CMG, KCMG and GCMG - which jocularly understood to mean "Call Me God", "Kindly Call Me God", and "God Calls Me God".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (3Z6pZ)
One of the offices of the Order of the British Empire is the "Gentleman Usher of the Purple Rod".
It is currently held by a woman, in which case she is known as the Lady Usher of the Purple Rod, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett, DBE, CVO.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:38 AM (NMAzL)
of Green Orion Girls and spycam footage of Yeoman Rand's quarters.
Not to worry. Scotty has backups of everything.
Also the full browser history of everyone onboard the Big E.
Scotty's job is secure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (oQp6r)
And tha's whan, me Laird, the Claymores a' come out.
Posted by: McMiklos
------
Ah. The McCossack Clan. A bad lot.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Is there a Seneschal of the Septic Tank? A Yeoman-Sergeant of the Shower?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:41 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:39 AM (hnyqs)
------
I think with Miklos, it's more the McMagyars.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:42 AM (oQp6r)
The lowest rank of true nobility under the British system is baronet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
Crow Keeper. Friend of crows.
Hey, DO NOT f*ck with crows.
They will remember you. They can even pass on grudges to their offspring.
Wear goggles.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
"The Earl and Lady Sandwich"
"Lord and Lady Douchebag"
Posted by: McMiklos from early SNL at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)
I get that Hollywood doesn't understand that you don't need soap opera crap and lame personality focus to make a movie. But still. Making Dick Best the central character just made me laugh - guess they couldn't think of anyone else for the function.
Acting was meh - shocked that Harrelson as Nimitz might've been the best fit. Guy who was Layton was good, Quaid as Halsey just didn't work - maybe he just isn't right for the gruff hard-a** role. Jap actors were mixed [Japanese speaker next to me helped provide some insights], older ones playing Yamamoto, Tojo, Yamaguchi were good, younger ones wooden.
Kudos for cramming in [in composite/reconstructed form or setting] some of the key context facts - but most of them were done in a way that will probably elude much of the audience. Lot of time wasted on Pearl Harbor attack, Doolittle Raid coulda been given less time. Just a shame there isn't the talent out there to do it much, much better.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 12:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:43 AM (oQp6r)
--------
A baronetcy isn't noble rank, either, it's sort of a warrant officer position. Instituted by James I as a means of raising money, since he could sell them to people.
British nobility currently (in ascending order): baron, viscount, earl, marquess, duke. Then you have Royal dukes and princes, but that's limited to the family of the monarch.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:46 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (hnyqs)
A baronet is sort of in between noble and knight. It's not really noble, and they are addressed as "Sir" and "Dame", not Lord and Lady.
They are not part of the peerage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Captain Obvious
The Magyars came from Asia on horseback, conquering.
Haggis is scary. Even for freakin' Hungarians.
Posted by: McMagyar at November 21, 2019 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
You're right. I was confused because it (like true peerages) is hereditary, while regular knighthoods are not.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:48 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)
I saw a while back that the current Earl of Sandwich has lent his name to a chain of sandwich shops.
One can only figure that the hereditary moola has run out.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 21, 2019 12:49 AM (hnyqs)
-------
Make damn good sauce, though.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (3Z6pZ)
Either case, either real action, or silence, with just an IG report or two to rub in the dissolution of the rule of law at the top.
Posted by: rhomboid
========
Thanks for clarifying that. I was confusing investigations with reports.
I'm not liking what I'm reading about the Horowitz report. It appears to discuss issues, problems that could lead to problems, policies not followed, the potential for harm, systemic blah blah...
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (imu5w)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
----------
It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 12:53 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:55 AM (XVuno)
Sadly, looking at her picture, Dame Amelia Chilcott Fawcett does not make my rod purple. Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:52 AM (XVuno)
They always have access to a gun. Because they are on a mission. A madman on a mission can be very resourceful, which is why no gun control measure can ever prevent such crimes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (/sgva)
Excellent fellow. Liked fast cars and pretty women.
Even let me drive some (the cars).
He became famous because of his ex-wife. Personally, I think he escaped just in time:
https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4
Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:50 AM (NWiLs)
----------
It started with the Groom of the Stool, if you can believe it.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
Oh, I believe it.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (NWiLs)
--------
What did they demote him to? Corporal?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cicero
For a Cicero, I would figure Procurator of Trans- or Cisalpine Gaul (depending on how you identify).
Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Lizzie "relieved" him of his "royal duties" for the "foreseeable future".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (NMAzL)
Of the Garter
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (w7KSn)
https://tinyurl.com/wbxepw4
Posted by: McMiklos of the Clan McCullough as it be at November 21, 2019 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Coulda been the next John Bobbitt. A fortunate escape indeed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (/sgva)
For a lawyer he really turns into a drooling idiot when it comes to Trump. After writing paragraphs on how no harm came to Ukraine he still thinks Trump acted incorrectly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: McMiklosius Pannonicus at November 21, 2019 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
-------
Nope. The Cimbri ruined those titles for everyone.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:01 AM (XVuno)
It was getting pretty bad for the royals and Lizzie had to do something. Hell, the Daily Mail and others were starting to do articles like, "Just who the hell foots the bill for this royal twit, anyway".
It was a long list of the ridiculous expense for keeping Randy Andy up in the style to which he was accustomed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
What did they demote him to? Corporal?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)
Groom of the Stool.
What, you think this entire thread hasn't been instructive?
Because I think it has been highly instructive.
But Morons don't let Morons have Prince Andrew wipe their ass under any circumstances, regardless.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:05 AM (QzJWU)
What did they demote him to? Corporal?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)
Groom of the Stool.
Craporal
Posted by: Insomniac at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 21, 2019 01:07 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:04 AM (NMAzL)
----------
Those Royal arses don't wipe themselves, you know.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (ykYG2)
Maybe for minor matters, an IG is able to deliver serious work. But the report mentioned above - leaving aside the absurd IC IG performance recently - makes the whole concept look farcical. [and WTF with allowing targets to comment/push back in review? They get interviewed, they have their say - we allegedly pay the IGs to develop judgements and themes and recommendations, why do the potential perps get any second bite at the apple? Ridiculous]
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:10 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Simplemind at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Cicero
Open borders and left hands only.
Posted by: Charles, heir ergo inbred at November 21, 2019 01:11 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:12 AM (H5knJ)
---------
To be fair, the prince doesn't have the vocational talent needed to make sandwiches at Subway.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (XVuno)
I have 10 oz of sliced country ham that Publius' mom gave me. I plan to use frozen chopped turnip greens. How much would you advise? Should I julienne the ham and just let it simmer 30-40 minutes with the turnips?
I also have ham hocks in the freezer, which the lady at the butcher gave my brother when I sent him for beef marrow bones. I guess she isn't much of a meat expert.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)
You are correct, sir. There's some talk of "greatly reducing" Randy Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will lose their jobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)
Sandy accepts a position in a law firm in a small mountain town, which is run by Grant Sommers. The town is in a severe depression due to the local mine having laid off nearly all its employees some years ago, leaving only a skeleton staff.
Grant is a major dick, causing poor Sandy to wonder if she made a mistake by leaving the big city.
Then she happens to see Grant picking up his cute but autistic son Timmy from his hell-spawned ex-wife, Heather, and melts as she sees the intense love between father and son.
While doing billing, she finds out that Grant is spending virtually all of his money to not only keep Timmy in an expensive private academy, but is also picking up the tab for the children of the laid-off miners in town, also including her own special-needs (but again, terminally cute) daughter Sally.
Now she understands why Grant is so driven, and, from several nasty run-ins with Heather in local businesses, she understands why Grant is unable to trust women and may never be able to Love Again.
Then Grant and Sandy get snowed in at the office, with no power, and only a gallon of high-test eggnog and a stack of legal briefs to burn in the fireplace to keep them warm.
Cut to next morning (this is a Hallmark movie, no actual sex shown on screen).
Grant is now a completely different character. He's laughing and smiling again.
(insert subplot here where Heather and Grant threaten to get back together for the sake of Timmy, and Sandy alternates between trying to sabotage the reconciliation and feeling guilty for trying to keep Timmy from having an intact home).
Enter Rod Brockman, the suave, widowed father of five and CEO of a transnational mining firm. All fear that he has come to close down the town's mine permanently, eliminating the last few jobs that remain.
Instead, he announces that the town's mine will be reopening and expanding, not closing, meaning that the locals will all have high-paying jobs for Christmas. He issues large bonus checks to the laid-off miners.
Rod sweeps Heather off her feet, causing her to transform from Terminator Bitch to Olivia Walton, and Rod Heather and Grant Sandy get together with the other townspeople in front of the giant fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other, while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size of a sequoia.
Roll credits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (NMAzL)
I guess the underage ones won't be handling him, anyway.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:16 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
The Royal Family are independently wealthy, but thier "official" expenses are paid by Her majesty's tax-funded Exchequer.
Interestingly, Queen Liz ceased as Britain's wealthiest person, or woman long ago.
J.K. Rowling has been considered much wealthier than the Queen for a good ten years now.
Posted by: Miklos, Noter of Things at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:17 AM (Dp5C+)
But note the GOP and even the WH have refused to state the obvious - that the alleged [but apparently untrue] presidential behavior was absolutely appropriate and within his authority and discretion. This WH has already overseen a large deterioration of vital and legit executive power [deferring to truly absurd court vandalism, even in the national security area] - now it looks set to allow an even worse bit of sabotage, even as it "wins" the fake impeachment right, easily.
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QDnY+)
Andy's staff. So, he'll still be kept up, but some of his handlers will
lose their jobs.
Posted by: publius
Is this entirely "plays" on "words"?
Posted by: Miklos, slow sometimes at November 21, 2019 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (Dp5C+)
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)
And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)
You have always been a Moron in Good Standing.
Honorable, even.
So, you have the choice:
[ ] Firing Squad
[ ] Helicopter Ride
[ ] Bunga Bunga
Choose...wisely.
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:20 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 21, 2019 01:21 AM (QDnY+)
fireplace at the ski lodge to sing Christmas carols and hug each other,
while the photogenic moppets play with toys underneath a tree the size
of a sequoia.
Roll credits.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:15 AM (oQp6r)
And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:19 AM (NMAzL)
--------
The entire plot of The Rise of Skywalker, spoilers and all.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:22 AM (XVuno)
And this is why I love Hallmark.
Posted by: Miley
Sorry.
No orphans, no dice.
I mean Guatemalan orphans like Chief Justice Roberts got.
Posted by: Miklos, non-Executive Producer at November 21, 2019 01:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 21, 2019 01:25 AM (Dp5C+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 21, 2019 01:24 AM (H5knJ)
Old fashioned screw cap bottle nipples roll down neatly atop an ordinary 12 bottle of your favorite beer.
And you're not selling these to Morons for WHY?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:27 AM (QzJWU)
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at November 21, 2019 01:28 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Oh child.
It's not your father's Playboy.
Posted by: Miklos, they are effectively woke and broke at November 21, 2019 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
I wonder if the IT weenie in charge of system security is going to explore new possibilities like #LearnToJournalize? Nah, he/she is probably unfireable.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (Z4rgH)
No bunga bunga for me. I'm not a Democratic presidential candidate.
Early morning for me tomorrow also. Good night, everyone.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (oQp6r)
Posted by: DBCooper
Dude!! I can smell the testosterone from here. You'll remember this when you're 29
Posted by: Sock Monkey...shoot the man behind the curtain at November 21, 2019 01:31 AM (+5iMQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:32 AM (NMAzL)
Tantantara!
Proudly bang the sounding brasses!
Tzing! Boom!
As upon its lordly way
This unique procession passes,
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Bow, bow, ye lower middle classes!
Bow, bow, ye tradesmen, bow, ye masses!
Blow the trumpets, bang the brasses!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
We are peers of highest station,
Paragons of legislation,
Pillars of the British nation!
Tantantara! Tzing! Boom!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 12:35 AM (3Z6pZ)
They'll blow their floofloovers, they'll bang their tartookas
They'll blow their whohoopers, they'll bang their gardookas
They'll spin their trumtookas, they'll slam their slooslunkas
They'll beat their blumbloopas, they'll wham their whowonkas
And they'll play noisy games like zoozittacarzay
a roller skate type of lacrosse and croquet
and then they'll make ear splitting noises galooks
on their great big electro whocardio schnooks
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 21, 2019 01:35 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miley
I did now!
Ask your man. He appears both knowledgeable and trustworthy.
I wouldn't use good country ham as seasoning. It works well, but normally we cook and eat that separate.
Frozen greens will not have the stems. The amount of fatback or ham hocks seems excessive *depending on the amount of bone and fat in those hocks-normally they are the forehocks (small) not the big meaty hindhocks*
Start a base with whatever seasoned pork you have. Sacrifice good cured, aged country ham if you must. Put the frozen greens in after a good two hours, without much extra liquid.
The greens will be done within a half hour. You will have to pull the meat off the hocks your own self, because the frozen greens will cook fast.
Posted by: Miklos, better than Cracker Barrel at November 21, 2019 01:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Her man don't know much about fixin' turnip greens with the ham(hocks). The way greens were done on both sides of my family was simply with fatback.
Miley loves the Cracker Barrel style greens and wants to duplicate them as best as possible.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 01:51 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 01:53 AM (NMAzL)
Seasoned means cured pork or pork fat. Which they now say is healthy again. But is means is is salted, maybe smoked, but salted. So add no salt until about done.
Your main question is using frozen greens. They cook a lot faster than fresh.
Vinegar on the greens is normal amongst my people.
Posted by: Miklos, apparently the Leader of all Noble Hungarian Carolina Rednecks at November 21, 2019 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 02:13 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: redc1c4
Put it in a skillet with some water. As the water cooks away, it takes out some salt.
Posted by: Miklos, who has killed, butchered, cured, and smoked porkers on two continents at November 21, 2019 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
You can add Miley in the too-salty camp as well. That is one big difference in our tastes. I like things way too salty for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 02:16 AM (f1Vqw)
No, Heartless - I can't eat salty stuff like country ham, either..
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:20 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: publius
Well, the other thing about doing the country ham in some water first is that is less chewy. Less salty and not as tough, because a country ham can hang for a year before it's considered ready.
Posted by: Miklos, like tits on a boar hog at November 21, 2019 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 21, 2019 01:13 AM (XVuno)
Wasn't Andy a helo pilot during the Falklands war?
Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: klaftern at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:23 AM (NMAzL)
We've got a pack of country ham in the fridge here. What we decided to do is use that (as much as seems enough) in the pot of greens and just see how that comes out. We'll cut it up in little chunks. If any is left over, I'll just fry it up for myself and maybe the folks.
Re the toughness and saltiness -- that's one of the things I like about it.
We'll see how letting it boil with the greens affects that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 02:24 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Fox2! at November 21, 2019 02:21 AM (qyH+l)
That's why he can't sweat anymore, he said.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:25 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:29 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Excellent.
However, I must inform you that Cracker Barrel has a corporate recipe, and they kinda cheat.
https://www.colgin.com/
I use it too, though, so it ain't really cheating.
Posted by: Miklos, third shift sous-chef at November 21, 2019 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 02:43 AM (NMAzL)
Spain. It is long aged as well but you don't have to mess with it. You
only need some thin slices with bread, nuts, and my favorite, sherry.
It is very expensive but you only need a handful of slices to appreciate
it. There really is nothing better.
As
for American Country Ham. It is like Miklos says. Soak it in water
first to get some of the salt out. It is a delicacy too. I am not able
to offer much advice on the product but I know it is really good
stuff. Certainly use it with greens.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:48 AM (n13/j)
of course, my less than beloved mother was, is, and always will be a shitty cook, so that might have been part of it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 02:49 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 02:51 AM (n13/j)
i am sure you can find tips online for serving a country ham.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:08 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
They are about the same. Colgin is good, so is Levi Stubbs.
Now I have to think about Turnip/Collard greens, country ham, and somehow work in one of them fancy Dartmouth terminologies.
*pours one and waits for inspiration*
Posted by: Miklos, third shift Waffle House sous-chef at November 21, 2019 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:12 AM (HbNSs)
Put down the Bong.
Posted by: garrett at November 20, 2019 09:55 PM
--------------
Thank you. I just don't get the love. Meh, chalk it up to taste I guess.
Meanwhile, I'll just enjoy some fine Sabbath/Never Say Die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3-hNMqmKK0
Posted by: Passing Commenter at November 21, 2019 03:15 AM (MouFt)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:24 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:25 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: redc1c4
The Old Folks consider a good country ham (only for family and friends) to be between 3 and 5 years old.
Once cured and smoked, they really never go bad.
I worked with Spanish pork producers, the question is how long to keep the inventory to achieve an accepted target, while keeping the cash flow.
Posted by: Miklos, who likes Barcelona and environs at November 21, 2019 03:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:29 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: JoeF. at November 21, 2019 03:30 AM (nkSdy)
Posted by: redc1c4
The last man who kept the family tradition was my uncle John. I was happy to help.
https://tinyurl.com/rmxa9jv
The smokehouse is still there, but the family sold it.
Posted by: Miklos, yep at November 21, 2019 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Yes. Turkey in particular benefits from a wet brine.
*Now imagines 430 HP Publius turkey jet fryer*
Posted by: Miklos, keep the chirrens away at November 21, 2019 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:29 AM (NMAzL)
with not much info, I am going to say yes. Brining will make it juicier and give you more leeway on the final temperature. The drawback is you normally can't stuff a brined bird.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:34 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:36 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Boy don't know nothin' 'bout stuffin' no turkeys at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)
also, if you buy the country bacon from the same sort of place, do you need to soak it too?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:25 AM (HbNSs)
don't go by me, but I would try it without that. Bacon is pretty salty already.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
*vaguely recalls the pre-Publius Miley*
Posted by: Stop with all the Sex Talk, child! at November 21, 2019 03:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint
Who tole you dat?
Posted by: Boy don't know nothin' 'bout stuffin' no turkeys at November 21, 2019 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)
it is an old wives tale. Some say the stuffing will be too salty. But others disagree. That is why i said "normally", it was a hedge.
I know a bit about cooking. I am sure others are better though. The advice is free so you get what you are paying for.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:41 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Traditionally, use Grandpa's bathtub, the one they made the gin in, that that kept this house in the family, back in 1920 something.
Posted by: Old Man Miklos at November 21, 2019 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Democrats' Mass Debate
was he making a play on words? I mean, if you WANTED your readers to sound out "masturbate" phonetically, you couldn't do much better than "mass debate."
Posted by: m at November 21, 2019 03:42 AM (7juvc)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 03:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint
A Buffalo wing nickel to your GoFundMe.
Posted by: Miklos, value conscious at November 21, 2019 03:44 AM (QzkSJ)
bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)
juicy as all get out.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 03:48 AM (HbNSs)
bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)
juicy as all get out.
Mayor
Posted by: Miklos, value conscious at November 21, 2019 03:59 AM (QzkSJ)
bird is done in just 3-4 hours, at ~225F using a 12-14 pound bird (the smallest we can find)
juicy as all get out.
So.
Mayor Pete is is then.
Posted by: Miklos, inclusive and diverse at November 21, 2019 04:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Apparently, he can't shit anymore either, because he's full of it.
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:01 AM (arJlL)
these are the same folks we ordered the ham from, back when i was young and had a future...
https://www.smokehouse.com/ham/attic-aged-ham.html
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:02 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:04 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:04 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 04:10 AM (HbNSs)
Reader's Digest version, please?
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:11 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 04:17 AM (4X5xS)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 04:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:21 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:33 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:37 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:41 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)
We've brined our turkey in the past. Put it in a Home Depot bucket, and left it on the front porch (it generally is cold enough here to do that). Bird cooks up wonderfully, and requires little basting.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 21, 2019 04:43 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:44 AM (6NTwP)
And here we are, slouching toward 1000.
If anybody finds a really good flame war up above, point it out for the rest of us, eh.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:45 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:45 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:49 AM (u2Iod)
INSERT SMILEY
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:49 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:50 AM (6NTwP)
Me, I like a big ol turkey drumstick, fried, roasted, I don't care. Big scoop of dressing and I'm good.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:54 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 04:56 AM (6NTwP)
Of course! And cranberry sauce.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 04:58 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:04 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:06 AM (6NTwP)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:16 AM (ZCEU2)
Commuting sucks.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:18 AM (u2Iod)
i'm out Fing off on weird links, and you can't poast MOAR than this?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:19 AM (HbNSs)
Heh. Air Force and Navy here, holding up our end!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:22 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:18 AM (u2Iod)
---
and i'll bet you don't even live in Lost Angels, #Failifornia.
herself leaves every day before 0600, gets to w*rk at 0700, which starts at 0800, and it;s a fing miracle if she's out by 1730.
yeah, she usually gets home 1900ish, and in a mood.
thank Kerist for ethanol.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:22 AM (HbNSs)
Actually this year have been damn lucky all in all traveling to work.
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:26 AM (ZCEU2)
I was in LA my senior year of high school, dive trip to the Channel Islands. You could see what you were breathing. Not at all like Lake Havasu. No traffic lights!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:28 AM (u2Iod)
On the other hand, every Memorial Day, Cali traffic came to us! I have never since seen more ski boats and trailers in one spot.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:31 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: My life is insanity
If ya weren't such a nice lady, I'd make a joke about bad breath.
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at November 21, 2019 05:36 AM (ZCEU2)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 05:39 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)
I went from Nats to Astros during the series because the Nat's fans were so obnoxious to the president. But now I am glad the Astros lost. Some people are even talking about stripping them of their 2017 World Series. It won't happen, but it is being discussed on sports radio. And now it comes out that they are the most hated team i baseball. I didn't know that either. I always liked the old school Astros like Nolan Ryan.
Anyway, this is the first I have heard of this The Astros have been proven to be cheats and now the only issue is how big a punishment will be allowed by the players unions. I guess i picked the wrong week to start routing for Houston again, and to stop sniffing glue.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:42 AM (n13/j)
Ok, let's get cracking! I can SMELL 1000 posts!
Did I mention Avalanche Sharks! is a real movie?
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:45 AM (u2Iod)
https://earthporn.org/
Dumb name, nice non porny site
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)
nice pics, horrible name. At least they didnt' claim their super duper picture was because of some hack.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:47 AM (n13/j)
(I've worked straight mids for 14 years)
I'll go back on mids as soon as I get 'read on'.
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 05:47 AM (oLuwV)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:48 AM (4X5xS)
Did I mention Avalanche Sharks! is a real movie?
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:45 AM (u2Iod)
that is why I will never wear safety gear on a mountain.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:48 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (4X5xS)
https://tinyurl.com/wokhym2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (WI7YS)
"read on"?
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:41 AM (WI7YS)
---
iu was gonna ONT comment on this, until i looked at who poasted it...
carry on young lady, and my your pregnancy be trouble free!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:52 AM (n13/j)
---
yer new to the ONT, ain't ya?
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:53 AM (n13/j)
I'm not taking a swing at "illegitimate". Too easy.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 05:54 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 05:55 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Puddleglum at November 21, 2019 05:56 AM (oLuwV)
>> 40 with rain and wind moving in this morning in WEST Siiide!, MI
Posted by: A dude in MI at November 21, 2019 05:50 AM (4X5xS)
41 here, also with rain. Glad it's not snow.
I used to live in Grand Rapids. How West are you?
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 21, 2019 05:57 AM (fInJv)
BREAKING: Hunter Biden's baby offered a position on the board of Burisma contingent on the outcome of 2020 election.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 05:58 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 05:59 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:00 AM (n13/j)
Thanks, Puddleglum. Reference to in-briefing?
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:00 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: JT
We were at 600 by 10:30 Central last night.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WFe5M)
Be kind, young man.
Don't wish me miraculously pregnant at my age. It's difficult enough raising a teen at this age. I wouldn't survive raising an infant.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (7rVsF)
Quint, it's a Sy Fy original! What could possibly go wrong?
I do suggest consuming adult beverages. It's mst3k worthy if you've got a buzz.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:03 AM (u2Iod)
THE Ukraine is nicer and would probably go for it.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:02 AM (n13/j)
Ukrainian waifs >>>> Eskimo wimmen
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:04 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:05 AM (n13/j)
Don't wish me miraculously pregnant at my age. It's difficult enough
raising a teen at this age. I wouldn't survive raising an infant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:01 AM (WI7YS)
---
yer so *cute* when you are being a tease....
stop it!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: Quint
That stuff's been goin' on FOREVER : scuffing baseballs, corking bats, stealing signs; nothin' new under the sun.
Don't know why its such a scandal now, though.
To me, it illustrates what a worthless POS the Commissioner is.
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:07 AM (u2Iod)
With the brand-new shiny job, I have to get up at 0430 to 1) have some morning time for me, 2) take care of the dogs and 3) put up with a 20 mile drive through construction which bids fair never to be finished.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (7rVsF)
what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?
then the Titanic went under it still had electricity and wasn't on fire.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (HbNSs)
Posted by: JT
We were at 600 by 10:30 Central last night.
Posted by: rickb223
So, you're saying that we're underachievers ?
How DARE you !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:08 AM (arJlL)
the only issue is how big a punishment will be allowed by the players unions.
Where can I get this decision making power over how much punishment I can be given?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:10 AM (WFe5M)
Astros have been proven to be cheats and now the only issue is how big a
punishment will be allowed by the players unions. I guess i picked the
wrong week to start routing for Houston again, and to stop sniffing
glue.
Posted by: Quint
That stuff's been goin' on FOREVER : scuffing baseballs, corking bats, stealing signs; nothin' new under the sun.
Don't know why its such a scandal now, though.
To me, it illustrates what a worthless POS the Commissioner is.
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:06 AM (arJlL)
This was the first I have heard of it. I agree there was always some shenanigans but they say this is different, it was team wide and policy. I do know about corked bats. I remember Billy Hatcher's bat exploding and cork going everywhere. That was in the 80s or early 90s. Who did he play for again> Oh yeah, it was the Astros.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:11 AM (n13/j)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Can you imagine the pitch meeting for Avalanche Sharks?
"See, it's spring break at a ski resort when out of nowhere these snow sharks"
"SOLD!!!!!!"
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (n13/j)
what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?
Posted by: redc1c4
Unlike Epstein, they hung themselves.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: redc1c4
Soak it to start your red eye gravy for biscuits and ham
Posted by: Jean at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (bWOaD)
"See, it's spring break at a ski resort when out of nowhere these snow sharks"
"SOLD!!!!!!"
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:12 AM (u2Iod)
you had me at snow sharks.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:13 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (vGJY7)
I read a piece back then that THAT was a widespread practice in the NFL and Bellichck knew that if he reported it to the NFL, it would get swept under the rug.
So he allowed himself to get blatantly caught doing it to bring attention the the practice and thus, an end.
His rep took a hit over it, but he did what he thought he had to do.
Makes one think......
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:15 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:15 AM (arJlL)
I really love that these goofy things can get made.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:16 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:16 AM (WFe5M)
not new, but some may have missed it:
what it the difference between #Failifornia and the RMS Titanic?
Posted by: redc1c4
Titanic could only sink so far?
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Concerned Peoples Front at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (vGJY7)
Getting there... .
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (u2Iod)
without her syrup
is like a tranny
without his balls
There's only one thing worse
in this universe
Epstin didn't kill himself at all !"
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Gooshy
Sharknado 1 - 27
Piranha
Crocadilious
Anaconda
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:18 AM (WFe5M)
I missed it, you got a new job? Awesome! Hopefully in your field.
Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (arJlL)
It'll git yer blood flowing...!
Morning Hordelings!
Posted by: Heirloominati at November 21, 2019 06:19 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:20 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Heirloominati at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (+J//Q)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:21 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:14 AM (arJlL)
yeah, it is never just one team. They are going after the Astros as they have the goods and want to make an example out of them. The real issue is what can they actually do to punish them? It hurts the league either way. I don't expect too much really. What can they do other than ban a manager or something. ANd then he will say it was someone above him. And they are not likely to ban an owner. In the end it will likely be some fines and few draft picks. But they all want to get passed this I am sure.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:22 AM (n13/j)
Have to remember to have a good attitude today. Some days are easier than others.
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:23 AM (9HQoP)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:23 AM (u82oZ)
Anaconda: Blood Orchid was hilarious.
I've yet to see a Sharknado.
And what can be said about Jaws 3d? Whatsername looked great in a wetsuit!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:24 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:25 AM (n13/j)
We are still mobile and talkative in the most unique and revolutionary country. We can see beauty when we look inside, or when we peak in the shower. Today will be a winning day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:25 AM (u82oZ)
I missed it, you got a new job? Awesome! Hopefully in your field.
Posted by: clutch
Thank you. If I could only take a job in my field I'd be unemployed. R&D in commodity chemicals is dead, murdered by MBA consultants. There are no longer full-time positions in doing what I had for the last 10 years, searching patents and scientific literature. No one wants anyone 63 years old.
So I applied for and got a job with a law firm here in town as a Technical Advisor, learning how to do patent writing. I hope to become a Patent Agent in 2020. It's the second time I've had to reinvent myself.
And while I'm learning, it's frustrating because I'm accustomed to turning out first-class work and while I learn how to draft applications, work with inventors, respond to office actions, etc. my work is inadequate.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 21, 2019 06:26 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:26 AM (vd8XM)
I guess sharknado had a famous thespian.
Posted by: Quint
I could care less about their sexual orientation. Just make the movie believable.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:27 AM (WFe5M)
ba doom ba!
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:28 AM (n13/j)
We all have to reinvent ourselves. I've had too. It's possible. The waste of human potential is immense, and part of our "elites" kink.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
SIXTY THREE ?
You're just a kid !
You should try out for an NFL team !
I bet you could pass a drug test !
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:29 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:30 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:30 AM (u2Iod)
That's certainly a static market. Very little in the way of new uses. Everyone is looking for the newest whiz-bang chemical, not the boring 100 year old+ stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 06:31 AM (WFe5M)
Posted by: ALH at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (9HQoP)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:33 AM (cqNba)
As my company's founder said, whether you think you can or think you cannot, you're right.
My guess is that you will like the job.
Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
He's going to get fat eating all that "pizza"
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)
i thought they might ban Cleveland. But cooler heads prevailed. Assault helmets makes more sense.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:34 AM (n13/j)
Or somebody else's kids.
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:36 AM (arJlL)
Bruce, I've read that there are fewer serious injuries in rugby precisely because there's no protective gear.
Personally, I think the NFL should just go full on colander face mask. Give em bats first quarter. Knives second quarter, etc.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:36 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Gooshy
I like it!
Which ever team has the most left standing is the winner.
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:37 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:38 AM (8erNz)
Andy is lucky to not be prosecuted for being a pedo.
Posted by: clutch at November 21, 2019 06:38 AM (+mbOC)
This goes directly toward my understanding of the cause, and the ability to reduce automotive accidents.
1. Remove drivers airbag from steering wheel hub
2. Install 5 inch long steel spike in center of steering wheel, pointing toward drivers chest.
3. Driver remains focused on driving.
4. Automotive accident rates decline
5........
6. Profit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:41 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:43 AM (8erNz)
Yeah, and after the NFL , somebody needs to make Rollerball a real thing.
Fun fact: the stuntmen in Rollerball developed a complete set of rules for the game, going way beyond what was needed for the film.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:43 AM (u2Iod)
We are living in the most vibrant of days. Seek out some beauty, and bask in the luxury that is in it. And reach out to those of like minds, like here.
Here and there, you are a awesome bunch. Hugs are not out of place, except a bro hug. A nod of the head and a monosyllabic grunt works in that case.
Vibrant days means head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 21, 2019 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:45 AM (u2Iod)
Real thing?
I remember as a kid, watching Roller Derby on black and white TV coming out of Philadelphia at my grandmother's house.
Women getting stomped in the face with a ten pound roller skate, and jumping up and getting back in the game.
You mean that wasn't real?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:46 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 06:46 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (cqNba)
1. Remove drivers airbag from steering wheel hub
2. Install 5 inch long steel spike in center of steering wheel, pointing toward drivers chest.
3. Driver remains focused on driving.
4. Automotive accident rates decline
5........
6. Profit!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Same with part time all wheel drive.
You will not be able to go off road, or drive any faster in a 6 inch snowfall. ya idiot
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JEM at November 21, 2019 06:47 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JT at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (arJlL)
A rugby player's IQ is probably 20 - 30 points higher.
Plus, there is an after-match social function. You tend not to gratuitously injure someone you're going to be drinking with
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 21, 2019 06:50 AM (DMUuz)
Sure, roller derby was way more real than pro wrestling, but I'm talking RollerBALL.
Rollerball is to roller derby like Thunderdome is to afternoon tea.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:50 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:48 AM (WI7YS)
-----
Ephebephilia is late adolescence. Hebephilia is early adolescence.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Bruce at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
You will not be able to go off road, or drive any faster i....."
I see the advancement of all these driver assist devices as doing nothing except lulling the average mouth breather into believing that the ultimate responsibility for the operation of the vehicle will rest on the devices, and not the operator.
False sense of security, plus lower innate ability to make good decisions will lead to an uptick in accidents.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 06:53 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 21, 2019 06:54 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (JwHjN)
This makes sense. Maybe we shoud do this.
Seriously. Winner hosts.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (n13/j)
https://tinyurl.com/syy2pbz
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (WI7YS)
-----
I was amazed at all the supprt tech in my BiL's new SUV. Now, he's an old-school driver like me. He uses them to supplement, but primarily uses his mirrors. But I wonder about younger drivers growing up with this stuff.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (3Z6pZ)
So
Goood morning morons!
Any highlights from the Commiepalooza? Anyone get shivved? Did Biden know where he was?
A good question would have been "Would anyone who is not a megalomaniac Marxist sociopath please raise your hand?"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 21, 2019 06:57 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 06:56 AM (n13/j)
----
I dunno about that. You ought to read about some of the bouts in the early 1800s. Rounds were not timed: they went ubtil one (or both) men fell. After that, you had thirty seconds to come up to scratch. The match ended when one of the men could no longer continue.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (3Z6pZ)
That there is some funny shit.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 06:59 AM (u2Iod)
Been there, done that. It wasn't funny. The entire South shut down and they were using bull dozers to clear the snow. Great job, it left a really nice 2 inch, compacted sheet of ice on the road.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (n13/j)
As it should be.
Unfortunately, we are developing the same mind set in young drivers as the OOD's and lookouts on the two Navy ships that collided with merchant ships, killing multiple people.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (cqNba)
More has come out on Randy Andy. Days after the Epstein thing was reopened, Andrew had a secret meeting with Ghislaine.
And Ghislaine's lawyers are desperately trying to stop the release of a bunch more Epstein court documents. These documents will name many more names involved with Epstein than has been previously revealed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:02 AM (JwHjN)
the bouts in the early 1800s. Rounds were not timed: they went ubtil
one (or both) men fell. After that, you had thirty seconds to come up
to scratch. The match ended when one of the men could no longer
continue.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:01 AM (3Z6pZ)
no doubt those bouts were violent. But gloves are not there to make the hits not hurt some much. They are there to protect your hand so you can keep pounding the other guy. It is harder to hit with a lot of force with broken fingers and cut up hands.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (n13/j)
This makes sense. Maybe we shoud do this.
Seriously. Winner hosts.
Posted by: Gooshy
Then a Cleveland/Detroit game would run 21 days because no one would want to pay.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (MjyI6)
*eyeroll*"
And the uniforms are 'fabulous'?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Megan Markle's PR Rep, trying really hard at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (IttZ7)
Oh, the Queen is still going to keep Randy Andy up. Just out of her private estate funds. She's cut off all public money funding him, but he still will live the life of Riley on her personal wealth.
Andy was her favorite son, they say, and she was "mortified" by his behavior.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 21, 2019 07:03 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (n13/j)
Thanks for the correction. I should have noted that the former is 15 and up which I think would have been the age of Virginia Guiffre.(sp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (WI7YS)
Possible movie idea....
Andy and Hunter head to a weekend in Vegas.
Hilarity ensues.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (cqNba)
This. Time was when a good bridge team could outperform radar.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 21, 2019 07:06 AM (u2Iod)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:07 AM (WI7YS)
Thanks for the correction. I should have noted that the former is 15 and up which I think would have been the age of Virginia Guiffre.(sp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:05 AM (WI7YS)
I just sticking with the if there is grass on the field play ball rule
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 21, 2019 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
-----
The boxers of that era hardened their hands to an unbelievable extent, by today's standards, though they would use "mauleys" to protect their hands in practice bouts. If you're interested, "Black Ajax" by George Macdonald Fraser is a very entertaining read, about how black American and former slave Tom Molineaux nearly became Champion of England. It's told with Fraser's usual attention to historical detail.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (3Z6pZ)
Under some circumstances, yes.
Now?
Automation will save and protect us.
Until it doesn't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2019 07:10 AM (am9TE)
-----
Let's see radar bid and win a small slam! Hah!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:11 AM (cqNba)
https://tinyurl.com/wpgg3xq
Nice picture of her with Mittens at the link :-)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at November 21, 2019 07:12 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: jsg at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (am9TE)
Until it doesn't."
"All Watched Over By Machines Of Loving Grace"
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:13 AM (JwHjN)
-----
"Your plastic pal who's fun to be with."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:14 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:15 AM (Y4EXg)
unbelievable extent, by today's standards, though they would use
"mauleys" to protect their hands in practice bouts. If you're
interested, "Black Ajax" by George Macdonald Fraser is a very
entertaining read, about how black American and former slave Tom
Molineaux nearly became Champion of England. It's told with Fraser's
usual attention to historical detail.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:09 AM (3Z6pZ)
sounds good. I will check it out. I have read a lot of Louis L'amour books, well, all of them really. He was a big fan of the old style bare fisted boxing. He would often to into a lot of detail about the rules and describe long bouts.
Posted by: Quint at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: The Sybians of love at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (cqNba)
Possible movie idea....
Andy and Hunter head to a weekend in Vegas.
_________________
At least the queen can console herself by reminding people that Andy didn't knock up some Arkansas broad half his age while he was screwing his dead brother's wife (as far as we know, anyway).
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 21, 2019 07:16 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:17 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 06:51 AM (3Z6pZ)
***
Who are you calling a hebe?!?
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (2HuC8)
I would pay big money to be the fly on the wall at the Biden family Thanksgiving dinner this year.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at November 21, 2019 07:18 AM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:17 AM (Tnijr)
----
We need to discuss this anal probe thing. WTH is up with that?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 21, 2019 07:19 AM (3Z6pZ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (JwHjN)
https://tinyurl.com/teq6227
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 21, 2019 07:20 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:21 AM (Tnijr)
Space alien roles should be played by space aliens only.
I'm tired of my culture being appropriated.
Posted by: freaked, space alien, not worth mentioning really at November 21, 2019 07:37 AM (Tnijr)
How is this reported at AOS? C'mon. If we're going to talk about actual data, then let's use ALL of it, shall we?
The lack of a strong father figure in these people's lives seems to be the strongest factor of all. This was just anti-gun tripe masquerading as "science."
Posted by: RobM1981 at November 21, 2019 07:51 AM (DevAW)
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/
Search there.
NINETY-FOUR percent of them came from "broken homes."
Posted by: dad29 at November 21, 2019 12:38 PM (7Kti7)
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at November 24, 2019 06:58 PM (KwSAv)
Processing 0.1, elapsed 0.121 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0401 seconds, 1115 records returned.
Page size 511 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.
Real Clear Politics
Gallup
Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)