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Yummy!!!!
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2019 04:01 PM (a4qVe) 2
Roomy in the kitchen
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2019 04:02 PM (a4qVe) 3
Better alert the hordians
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2019 04:02 PM (a4qVe) 4
I did rush the frying of the apples, the usual problem if it is is to well done they stick a little
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:02 PM (ZCEU2) 5
I nooded the others.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:03 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:04 PM (7s3Gx) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 04:04 PM (7rVsF) 8
And have been on the whole disappointed how my tablet is as a camera.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:04 PM (ZCEU2) 9
Does this mean the last thread on turkey wasn't the food thread?
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:04 PM (MVjcR) 10
hiya
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:04 PM (arJlL) 11
And have been on the whole disappointed how my tablet is as a camera.
Posted by: Skip How is it as a frisbee ? Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:05 PM (arJlL) 12
Did I tell you guys I recently invented mixing beans and rice together?
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:07 PM (MVjcR) 13
Is anyone trying any new recipes for Thanksgiving?
Posted by: Cheribebe at November 17, 2019 04:07 PM (a4qVe) 14
Looking for simple ideas to make my bland turkey taste more delicious, any ideas?
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (cGlgB) 15
Did I tell you guys I recently invented mixing beans and rice together?
That anything like red beans and rice? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (7s3Gx) 16
My contribution to the cookbook was cranberry liquor which I then make into a Cosmo. Only item I add to the mix is cointreau. I make a years worth of the base liquor. It will keep refrigerated for 1 year.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (N3JsI) 17
Looking for simple ideas to make my bland turkey taste more delicious, any ideas?
Are you brining it? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (7s3Gx) 18
JT - There are time I am tempted to see, touch screens can suck
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (ZCEU2) 19
That cocktail looks great! I may try it for Christmas dinner.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (XzT/D) 21
15 Did I tell you guys I recently invented mixing beans and rice together?
That anything like red beans and rice? Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (7s3Gx) ------- No. Pinto beans. Pinto beans and rice. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: LoneRanger at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (C+gy5) 24
Did I tell you guys I recently invented mixing beans and rice together? Posted by: Weasel Were the beans other than red beans? Did you obtain unexpected results? If so, are you going to patent it? Was WeaselDog one of the inventors? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (7rVsF) Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (7s3Gx) 26
Is anyone trying any new recipes for Thanksgiving?
Saw a recipe on FB for glazed carrots that looked good. I may ditch the yams and do the carrots. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:11 PM (dUJdY) 27
Where are the claws on that lobster?
Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 17, 2019 04:11 PM (EgshT) 28
>>17 Looking for simple ideas to make my bland turkey taste more delicious, any ideas?
Yes. Turkey roll. The turkey breast is pounded out until thin, a layer of cranberry salad and stuffing is spread on it, roll, tie, roast, slice on bias. Beautifully mutated. Flesh for fantasy. Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:12 PM (XzT/D) 29
Zeno. Brine it. I use the Pioneer Woman's apple cider brine recipe. I do cut down on the sugar since sugar tends to brown the skin too quickly. Nice flavor and very moist breast meat.
https://tinyurl.com/r6838v3 I also spatchcock the turkey and roast it flat on a bed of celery, apple and onion. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 17, 2019 04:12 PM (N3JsI) 30
truth be known, i remember liking the canned bread, but i don't really remember where/when i had it.
that moves into the earlier days of my unhappy childhood, since those are the dimmest memories of all the ones i've been suppressing all these years. (i want to say we ate it with butter spread on top) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 04:13 PM (NqeSm) 31
Yes, thank you, I will try everything. Even a thimblefull of that vodka simple syrup stuff, before my lemon zest martini.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 17, 2019 04:14 PM (NVYyb) 32
Hubby NEC likes the Kirkland brand Irish Cream. Says it has more of a kick then Bailey's.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 17, 2019 04:15 PM (N3JsI) 33
B&M Brown Bread. You love it or hate it. I love it, but don't have it often because I live alone and don't want to eat it for 3 days in a row. Growing up, we had it with hot dogs and baked beans. Toasted, with butter.
Posted by: liz953 at November 17, 2019 04:15 PM (frv51) 34
I dry brine my turkey overnight. Leave it uncovered and the skin dries out and gets super crisp when roasted.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (ptqGC) 35
25 No. Pinto beans. Pinto beans and rice.
Sounds like it'd taste ok. Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (7s3Gx) ----- The trick is using canned pinto beans with jalapeños. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (MVjcR) 36
Zod uses the Pioneer Woman's nice flavor and very moist breast meat.
Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (XzT/D) 37
Often those 4am breakfasts get close to burning as I'm banging away here and not watching the stove.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (ZCEU2) 38
even for tough Yankee fans.
Folks from the Boston area say Yankee fans are effete. Whom to believe? Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (DMUuz) 39
Getting ready to make some ricotta cheese here. I've done it several times, but I always wonder if it is better to add the vinegar/lemon juice at the beginning or wait until after the milk is hot. Thoughts?
Posted by: cfo mom at November 17, 2019 04:16 PM (RfzVr) 40
GIVE ME ALL THE PORK BELLY
Posted by: Mars Needs Moms at November 17, 2019 04:17 PM (G546f) 41
For some strange reason, commenter Bluebell thinks this is the greatest cocktail in the entire cocktail-drinking world, and held her breath and stamped her feet until I posted the recipe.
Bluebell is a lovely woman and her husband is not too intimidating so I'll totally hit on her next time we meet, but that cocktail is silly. Any cocktail made with vodka is just take something you like to drink and pour vodka in it. Cocktails in general are silly, they're a relic from the days of Prohibition when alcohol tasted awful and you had to gussy it up. I have said something similar before and some smartypants had a pre-Prohibition cocktail recipe book but that's not the point. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 04:17 PM (gd9RK) 42
Were the beans other than red beans? Did you obtain unexpected results? If so, are you going to patent it? Was WeaselDog one of the inventors? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (7rVsF) ------- I'm sure WD would scarf it up given the chance! Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM (MVjcR) 43
OOps. On my Cosmo forgot the lime juice.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM (N3JsI) 44
That pork belly looks to me like American haggis
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM (ZCEU2) 45
Looking for simple ideas to make my bland turkey taste more delicious, any ideas?
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 17, 2019 04:09 PM (cGlgB) --- inject it a couple of days ahead of time... i mix up a liquid made from various ingredients, such as fresh fruit juice, powdered spices, pomegranate molasses, dissolved jalapeno jelly, etc, as the spirit moves me, then push it into the bird. being a pharmacy family, we have a supply of 60cc syringes, and the appropriate needles, but there are inexpensive kits out there that do the same thing. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM (NqeSm) Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM (XzT/D) 47
Is anyone trying any new recipes for Thanksgiving?
We might... if it's not raining too hard, will likely just grill burgers. Big, fat, cheese-y bacon-y burgers with homemade french fries! First year without Dad. Mom long gone. Just me n hubby and possibly one brother... Posted by: JQ at November 17, 2019 04:19 PM (gP/Z3) 48
Skip, your apple breakfast looks delicious. Do you add cinnamon and sugar?
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 17, 2019 04:19 PM (bmdz3) 49
Weasel, or can make your own homemade pinto beans (refried beans). Simple and makes a lot. Freeze what you don't use right away. I always make a big pot and we have plenty left to make huevos rancheros, bean burritos etc.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:20 PM (dUJdY) 50
Hey hey hey, I was just trying to help CBD get his food thread written because I knew he was away and I also knew people wanted ideas for Thanksgiving. And I thought that drink sounded nice and it has cranberries and it can be mostly done in advance so SUE ME which is a much nicer way of saying what I'd really like to say but I'm too polite.*
*but you can guess Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2019 04:20 PM (sTBcq) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:20 PM (arJlL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 04:21 PM (7rVsF) 53
No sugar, everything gets cinnamon
Am trying to cut down on sugar in det Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:21 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:21 PM (arJlL) 55
"... because apple sauce is disgusting".The stuff you get in the supermarket is overly sweet, and otherwise tasteless. Our home-made applesauce is much better; we'd make it from bruised apples that we got at the farmer's market for next to nothing. However, that pales in compared with our homemade pear sauce. Our old place had a pear tree in the backyard, and we'd sauce the overripe pears and can it. No extra sugar was needed, but we'd add some cinnamon and occasionally some allspice. That sauce is absolutely delicious on roast pork, especially when it's hickory-smoked.
Posted by: Brown Line at November 17, 2019 04:22 PM (S6ArX) 56
No sugar, everything gets cinnamon
Am trying to cut down on sugar in det Posted by: Skip OR- You could stay OUT of Detroit altogether. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:22 PM (arJlL) 57
Just did the reverse sear on two USDA Prime ribeyes that I got from Sams earlier today. Absolutely wonderful.
These steaks were so well marbled that they looked like Waygu beef. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 04:22 PM (JUOKG) 58
Saw a recipe on FB for glazed carrots that looked good. I may ditch the yams and do the carrots.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:11 Jewells, was never fan of carrots except when cooked w roast. However, lately I've been cooking them stove top and/or roasted in oven. Cover w beef broth, throw in some thyme (rosemary optional). Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:23 PM (Dhht7) 59
In the Philippines that pork belly would be called lechon. We just had some 2 nights ago. Of course my wife can't roast an entire pig as would be traditional, so she uses pork belly. Seasoned with herbs such as whole segments garlic and long stem lemon grass (very fragrant), which is then rolled and tied. Placed in a rotisserie until the skin is very crunchy. Makes a nice gravy too, although Filipinos don't do gravy.
Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:23 PM (0ldxZ) 60
tough Yankee fans.
===== Marinade in fresh pineapple juice to tenderize them. Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:18 PM Good idea. Lemon juice would just further acerbicize their well-known astringency. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 04:24 PM (DMUuz) 61
Hey hey hey, I was just trying to help CBD get his food thread written because I knew he was away and I also knew people wanted ideas for Thanksgiving. And I thought that drink sounded nice and it has cranberries and it can be mostly done in advance so SUE ME which is a much nicer way of saying what I'd really like to say but I'm too polite.*
*but you can guess Posted by: bluebell Hiya Bluebell ! On the ride home, are you gonna stick your head out the window the WHOLE way ? Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:24 PM (arJlL) 62
Dromedary Date Nut Bread in a can used to be a thing.
Hasn't been seen in stores for years. That's a shame. Loved it. B&M brown bread in a can, not so much. Posted by: Lump at November 17, 2019 04:25 PM (p9n/K) 63
In the Philippines that pork belly would be called lechon. We just had some 2 nights ago. Of course my wife can't roast an entire pig as would be traditional, so she uses pork belly. Seasoned with herbs such as whole segments garlic and long stem lemon grass (very fragrant), which is then rolled and tied. Placed in a rotisserie until the skin is very crunchy. Makes a nice gravy too, although Filipinos don't do gravy. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:23 PM --- I miss those roasted in the ground whole pigs from the PI. Those things were the bomb. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 04:26 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 17, 2019 04:27 PM (vEIlU) Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 04:27 PM (gd9RK) 66
That sounds good olddog. I love carrots but coming up with interesting recipes is a challenge.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:28 PM (dUJdY) 67
If you can get a bottle of Mang Tomas pork roast sauce, it goes wonderful with it. Any Asian market should carry it.
Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:28 PM (0ldxZ) 68
Costco's blended scotch isn't bad but the London Dry Gin is only good for Gin and Tonics.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 17, 2019 04:28 PM (Vf4Y7) 69
Dromedary Date Nut Bread in a can used to be a thing.
(refrains from mentioning Surprise Anal in the Can......) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:29 PM (arJlL) 70
I had the canned brown bread as a kid - it was OK, warmed - but very heavy, so a slice of it went a long way. IIRC, it was part of a dinner menu featuring Boston baked beans and codfish cakes - I think it must have been a staple of Mom's Depression/WWII era childhood, as she told me that it was the first dinner that her mother taught her to prepare.
Basically opening cans and frying the codfish cakes. https://newengland.com/today/food/new-england-made/bm-brown-bread-in-a-can/ Posted by: Sgt. Mom at November 17, 2019 04:29 PM (xnmPy) 71
Bayonne doesn't stink anymore ?
At what? Do they have a football team? Posted by: Bandersnatch On the Rachel Carson Thread you mentioned how they cleaned up N.J. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:30 PM (arJlL) 72
Ambassador Spatchcock was the life of the party at the State Department. The man was just full of surprises!
Posted by: Masha Potatovich at November 17, 2019 04:30 PM (EgshT) 73
The joint pictured above is not a porchetta.
It is a human limb, specifically the lower leg, removed below the knee and roasted. The foot has been removed and simmered for jus. Posted by: Zod at November 17, 2019 04:30 PM (XzT/D) 74
My son, the scotch connoisseur, brought over a bottle of Screwball Peanut Butter Whiskey.
Damn it was delicious. I rarely like whiskey or scotch. I know you purists are going "Ewww", but it really was great. Posted by: cfo mom at November 17, 2019 04:31 PM (RfzVr) 75
Re: canned bread. We used to take this on long boy scout hiking or canoeing trips (think 10 days to 2 weeks) where regular bread would either rot or get crushed in your food rucksack. It was terribly dry and crumbly, so we improvised and used it for French Toast. Powdered eggs, powdered milk and water for the batter. No syrup, so we used canned butter and sprinkled cinnamon sugar or canned fruit on top. IIRC, it still sucked, but was a better use of the horrid powdered eggs.
Posted by: TN Deplorable at November 17, 2019 04:31 PM (mgeBd) 76
I miss those roasted in the ground whole pigs from the PI. Those things were the bomb.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 04:26 PM (JUOKG) In the Knoxville area there is a Filipino business that does that for catering. Look around. But if its done by Americans it seems like they always cook it too fast, so that its black on the outside and pink on the inside. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:32 PM (0ldxZ) 77
On the ride home, are you gonna stick your head out the window the WHOLE way ?
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:24 PM (arJlL) ---------- If I'm still alive by then. He cranked it up to 88 Russ morning. Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2019 04:33 PM (gVXDT) 78
If you put peanut butter in whiskey, then... I just don't know what to say. Buy a Reese's or something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:33 PM (PxaPg) 79
Hey everybody.
I had a pretty good dinner yesterday... pasta with Bertolli's Rustic Cut spicy marinara sauce, also topped with cocktail shrimp and plenty of shake-on Italian cheese. Wish I had taken a pic. One of the best meals I've been able to make for myself for a while. Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 04:34 PM (L2ZTs) 80
Love stuffed cabbage as a winter dish. I alternate making it Italian style and as my ex-husband's Rumanian relatives taught me (sarmale). Their recipe of sarmale included cabbage leaves stuffed with ground beef, rice, paprika and onions and then layered with sauerkraut and ham hocks cooked in a giant covered pot on the stove. I never liked sauerkraut until I had it this way.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 17, 2019 04:34 PM (S+f+m) Posted by: LoneRanger at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM (C+gy5) 82
In the Knoxville area there is a Filipino business that does that for catering. Look around. But if its done by Americans it seems like they always cook it too fast, so that its black on the outside and pink on the inside.
Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:32 PM (0ldxZ) Happen to remember the name? That's my neck of the woods. We used to do a pig roast every year before I got too old and lazy. Posted by: TN Deplorable at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM (mgeBd) 83
Just had a close one , was cutting up a jalapeno and incidentally rubbed my eye. Should keep rinsing it out more
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM (ZCEU2) 84
My husband and some friends did a slow-roasted whole pig a few years ago. It was delicious. They accompanied the meal with roasted oysters.
This will be the very first year I haven't roasted a turkey. Because I still have a lame paw, I've ordered a roasted turkey from my local Publix. I'll just have to reheat it on The Day. I'll also have smoked ham and will do all the sides and deserts. I've scaled down the guests to just us, our son, and our two adopted foreign students. I feel bad for not inviting the elderly couple and some other friends we normally have, but I can only do what I can do. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC) 85
I love carrots but coming up with interesting recipes is a challenge.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:28 PM You may want to reach out to BCochran. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 04:38 PM (DMUuz) 86
Costco's blended scotch isn't bad but the London Dry Gin is only good for Gin and Tonics.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy Oh, ALL RIGHT, I'll have a beer ! Hiya Mrs. Leggy ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:38 PM (arJlL) 87
You know what goes good with whisky? Spring water. And that's it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:38 PM (PxaPg) 88
New Thanksgiving Recipes ... Anyone not hosting but looking for an impressive (i.e., labor-intensive) side dish to contribute as a guest? Find and make "Rene's Cole Slaw" recipe online (be sure to also include "Paula Deen" as keywords). It includes dried cranberries and slivered almonds. Dressing can be made -- and everything else prepped the night before -- then toss it altogether on Turkey Day. This is my #1 requested side dish for chicken BBQs (goes great with any type of poultry).
Posted by: Kathy at November 17, 2019 04:38 PM (q7uEm) 89
Bluebells recipe is basically a vodka cranberry from scratch with some interesting and very good twists to this refreshing summer drink - I like the addition of triple sec - which is really a thick orange liquor. That and the orange zest makes this a better drink than the standard vodka cranberry that traditionally had lime added as the citrus flavor - thanks Bluebell!
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo) 90
I have the Food Network on in the background, and just heard Michelle Obama's name mentioned, for some reason.
Will we never be rid of these people? Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:39 PM (ptqGC) 91
Jane, you need to take care of that foot. Don't feel bad at all. Hell, I think you're still doing too much.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:40 PM (dUJdY) 92
On the Rachel Carson Thread you mentioned how they cleaned up N.J.
The NJ Turnpike just the other side of Manhattan does not smell anymore, I remember it smelling. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 04:40 PM (gd9RK) Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:40 PM (dUJdY) 94
In the Knoxville area there is a Filipino business that does that for catering. Look around. But if its done by Americans it seems like they always cook it too fast, so that its black on the outside and pink on the inside.
Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:32 PM (0ldxZ) ------ This is where my parents roll. Soon enough, me too. We can entire pigs. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:41 PM (PxaPg) Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:41 PM (dUJdY) 96
On the ride home, are you gonna stick your head out the window the WHOLE way ?
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:24 PM (arJlL) ---------- If I'm still alive by then. He cranked it up to 88 Russ morning. Posted by: bluebell LOL !! (I'm not laughing at you, I'm thinking of something else) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:41 PM (arJlL) 97
I have a recipe for pecan liquor that I keep meaning to make.
And our lemons are nearly ripe. My husband makes wonderful lemoncello, and I'd love for him to make a batch (even though he can't drink it anymore). The Italian imported stuff is too sweet. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:41 PM (ptqGC) 98
What's your favorite T-day side dish that ISN'T stuffing, mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce?
And dayum...that pork is drool worthy! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) 99
The Russian Honey Cake is very similar to 7 Layer Dobos Torte. It looks delicious. I'll try to make but with crepes or pancakes.
Posted by: Oggi at November 17, 2019 04:42 PM (Bk5Q+) 100
Eat entire pigs, I mean. If you can name this business, they'll have new customers. Not for catering either. Just on the regular.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:42 PM (PxaPg) 101
A number of years ago I got in the habit of making guacamole as an appetizer for Thanksgiving.
I think I may get in the habit again. Besides, turkey goes great with avocado. Just ask Togo's. :-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (L2ZTs) 102
Yud, I was gonna say, that must be a BIG can :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (wYseH) 104
I can't be the only one who knows about the Russian layer cake from Life of Boris.
Or maybe I am... Posted by: PabloD at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (F1m5e) 105
I have a recipe for pecan liquor that I keep meanig to make.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Please proceed...I'm listening. Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (32YRo) 106
Jane, you need to take care of that foot. Don't feel bad at all. Hell, I think you're still doing too much. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:40 PM (dUJdY) The two "adopted" boys kept texting me, "Are you going to do Thanksgiving????" So I caved. Plus, I don't remember our ever going out for Thanksgiving. I'll pace myself, and get the sides prepared a couple of days ahead of time. I've got the schedule memorized. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC) 107
Just had a close one , was cutting up a jalapeno and incidentally rubbed my eye. Should keep rinsing it out more
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM ------ Hope you don't have to pee soon. Axe me how I know. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:44 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 04:44 PM (32YRo) 109
LOL off Mars sock
Posted by: vmom trapped in yarn at November 17, 2019 04:45 PM (G546f) 110
I have a recipe for pecan liquor that I keep meanig to make.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Please proceed...I'm listening. Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (32YRo) I'll find it in my files by next Food Thread. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC) 111
Jane, that's a good idea. Just take it slow. We want you up and dancing like a fool at the MoMe next year!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:46 PM (dUJdY) 112
I was thinking spicy beef on chow mein noodles today, but after checking supplies I found that I lacked beef and chow mein noodles (and possibly spicy) so I went with an experimental white trash chicken noodle soup in the instant pot instead.
Cut up rotisserie chicken bits, can of mixed vegetables, some bullion, salt and pepper, etc. Pressure cooked on "soup" for 30 minutes. Uncover and add a bag of egg noodles, fill up to top with broth, and press the saute button. Let it bubble until the noodles are tender, then eat. Piece of cake and the kids loved it so I considered it a success. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:46 PM (0GvUH) 113
Jane, that's a good idea. Just take it slow. We want you up and dancing like a fool at the MoMe next year! Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:46 PM (dUJdY) Lol. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC) 114
I don't even have a hurt foot and I am scaling TG down. I am ordering everything from a catering place in sizes for three people because that's all we'll have. and I do not feel like wrestling with a turkey and making lots of other stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 04:47 PM (WI7YS) 115
Working on making another stromboli, wife is making a salmon steak which I wouldn't touch.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:47 PM (ZCEU2) 116
I'll find it in my files by next Food Thread.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Great - this might be something I'd try for Christmas if its not too difficult - tired of making the same old Godiva Liquor and eggnog drink that everyone's had... Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 04:48 PM (32YRo) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:49 PM (arJlL) 118
This is my #1 requested side dish for chicken BBQs (goes great with any type of poultry).
Posted by: Kathy at November 17, 2019 04:38 PM (q7uEm) Just printed it...thanks! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:49 PM (cF8AT) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 04:49 PM (arJlL) 120
>>>[107] Just had a close one , was cutting up a jalapeno and incidentally rubbed my eye. Should keep rinsing it out more. Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM
Greetings, Skip ... Flushing with milk might neutralize the acid a little better than water. Just a suggestion. Posted by: Kathy at November 17, 2019 04:50 PM (q7uEm) 121
Happen to remember the name? That's my neck of the woods. We used to do a pig roast every year before I got too old and lazy.
Posted by: TN Deplorable at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM (mgeBd) I asked her. It was a friend of hers from Johnson City that does it as a business. Around $350 for a whole pig. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:50 PM (0ldxZ) Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:50 PM (0GvUH) 123
I grew up with zaatar used in recipes. My grandparents didn't carry much of their Lebanese heritage with them except for some recipes. Zaatar was most often used on a thick pita bread, held in place with a bit of olive oil while it baked. IIRC, it was called manoushi.
The bread was a snack by itself but was great for scooping up baba ganoush and hummus. It should go great on spuds and meat. Actually, it would make an excellent spiced rice. Posted by: JTB at November 17, 2019 04:51 PM (bmdz3) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 04:51 PM (L2ZTs) 125
I don't even have a hurt foot and I am scaling TG
down. I am ordering everything from a catering place in sizes for three people because that's all we'll have. and I do not feel like wrestling with a turkey and making lots of other stuff. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 04:47 PM (WI7YS) Good for you, Fen. I'm looking forward to just having to heat the turkey. Will buy gravy at Fresh Market. It's going to be what it's going to be. I'm also changing from my grandmother's sweet potato casserole with sweet pecan streusel topping, to a sweet potato/russet scalloped potato one with gruyere cheese, so my husband can have a little. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC) 126
What's your favorite T-day side dish that ISN'T stuffing, mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:42 PM (cF8AT) One of my dad's Navy buddies and his wife invited me to their house for Thanksgiving one year when I was in Hawaii, and they had Okinawan sweet potato. I'd never had those before, and it remains the only time I've ever had sweet potatoes that I actually liked. As for traditional Thanksgiving sides, mom does a crumbled cornbread wild rice that's really good. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 04:52 PM (t+qrx) 127
🎶 No no we don't die, yes we multiply Anyone test will hear the fat lady sing Act like you know, G go, I know what Bo don't know Touch them up and go, uh-oh Ch-ch-chang chang 🎶 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEJ2b6IaGWU Just for some fun. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:53 PM (PxaPg) 128
This is a yummy salad and easy to make....well, after you de-leaf all the Brussels sprouts. Now before you pooh-pooh Brussel sprouts, stop...this salad is gone every time I make it.
Maple-Dijon Brussels Leaf Salad https://tinyurl.com/yahtzvlt Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:53 PM (cF8AT) 129
>>>[118] Just printed it...thanks! Tami
You're welcome, Tami ... Recipe calls for honey mustard, but I just use regular yellow hot dog mustard and double up on the honey. Posted by: Kathy at November 17, 2019 04:54 PM (q7uEm) 130
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:51 PM (ptqGC)
Are the foreign students ones you've had stay in the past or new ones for this year? Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 04:55 PM (WI7YS) 131
Here's a homemade praline pecan liqueur recipe that sounds very similar to the one in my files:
https://tinyurl.com/tzxq6lz Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC) 132
Too late, Tami. When I read Brussel sprouts I pooh-poohed it.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:55 PM (Dhht7) 133
Weasel, or can make your own homemade pinto beans (refried beans). Simple and makes a lot. Freeze what you don't use right away. I always make a big pot and we have plenty left to make huevos rancheros, bean burritos etc.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:20 PM (dUJdY) ----- I'll try that! Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 04:56 PM (MVjcR) 134
Re: Knoxville
There's a tasty authentic Jamaican restaurant over on the Rock City side of town. Mama B's or something similar. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:57 PM (0GvUH) 135
Happen to remember the name? That's my neck of the woods. We used to do a pig roast every year before I got too old and lazy.
Posted by: TN Deplorable at November 17, 2019 04:36 PM (mgeBd) I asked her. It was a friend of hers from Johnson City that does it as a business. Around $350 for a whole pig. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:50 PM (0ldxZ) She said its not a "business" business, her friend just does it on a per request basis. Sorry. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:57 PM (0ldxZ) 136
Are the foreign students ones you've had stay in the past or new ones for this year?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 04:55 PM (WI7YS) The Sri Lankan kid is one we sponsored five years ago. He's getting his masters at GA now. And the other kid is one from Zimbabwe. A couple of years ago, we added a Spanish kid and two from Croatia. It was fun. When the turkey came out of the oven, there was a mad rush to the kitchen to get pics on their cellphones to send home to their families. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (ptqGC) 137
132 Too late, Tami. When I read Brussel sprouts I pooh-poohed it.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:55 PM (Dhht7) Premature pooh-poohing! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (cF8AT) 138
What's your favorite T-day side dish that ISN'T stuffing, mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce?
- North Alabama white sauce. Excellent on poultry. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (0GvUH) 139
It's more fun once you dress up in your WWF costumePosted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 04:51 PM (L2ZTs)
What would I dress up as?-another turkey. I just lost my cell phone and the sound was turned off so turkey is not a bad name for me. Actually, wrestling with a turkey was an expression from a dear Polish Jewish lady who came her in her 20's to escape the Nazis. She was still making TG dinner for us in her late 70's because her husband had died and she had no children. She was a rather small woman I thought the expression was such a colorful one, so I still use it Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 04:59 PM (WI7YS) 140
When I was in NM years ago my daughter could not believe we were gonna use canned refried beans. Of course she was married to that idiot at the time (full blooded Mexican), so she taught me how to make them. I haven't used canned since. Very easy to make.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 04:59 PM (dUJdY) 141
She said its not a "business" business, her friend just does it on a per request basis. Sorry. Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:57 PM (0ldxZ) ---- OK. It's an honest hustle. I'll find this chick eventually. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 04:59 PM (PxaPg) Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 05:00 PM (0GvUH) 143
North Alabama white sauce. Excellent on poultry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (0GvUH) Recipe? Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT) 144
What's your favorite T-day side dish that ISN'T stuffing, mashed potatoes or cranberry sauce?
Probably the rudabega spinach casserole. Tastes wonderful but good Lord rudabega is very difficult to work with! Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:00 PM (dUJdY) 145
How to prepare and serve brussel sprouts:
- Fry them in oil and garlic - Throw them away - Order a pizza Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 05:00 PM (L2ZTs) 146
Tami, I tried a great recipe for Brussels sprouts I saw on Food Network's The Kitchen. You quarter the sprouts, and spread a thick layer of shredded Parm on a pre-heated iron skillet, add the sprouts in one layer, and roast until brown and crispy.
The sprouts come out of the skillet like a big Parm-crusted pancake. Delish. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC) 147
Skip that dutch baby looks great! I made mine this morning. I couldn't find mom's cast iron skillet so i made it in her larger-sized, heavy stainless steel one. It worked, but next time i will bring my cast iron from home. This one was browned, but not as crispy as i think it would've gotten in the cast iron.
I made a blueberry sauce to go over it. It was pretty good if i do say do myself. Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 05:01 PM (6NTwP) 148
After dropping around 15lbs in 2.5 weeks, wife has reversed the trend and put on 4 lbs in past 10 days.
I think it was the Stuffed Italian shells I made. She ate on that for 3 days. She's requesting it again for tonite. Adding pork sausage to it this time. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:01 PM (Dhht7) 149
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (ptqGC)
I think that's great! What fun for them. My friend is having her nephew come from CA. He is from France originally and he says there's nothing like a traditional American TG. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 17, 2019 05:02 PM (WI7YS) 150
Guess I won't be sharing my apple sauce recipe with you?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 04:10 PM (Dhht7) Pfft, recipe. Use windfall Gravensteins, core and cut out the gravel and bruising, and cook down. Run through a foley food mill. By the way applesauce and ham is one of the most delightful things in the world. As in, I wish I could hold more since it is so yummy. Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2019 05:02 PM (1glZx) 151
baby carrots: steam on stove in a small pan, using orange juice as the liquid.
cook to taste, then drain most, but not all of the OJ. add butter and honey (garlic too, if so inclined) and heat until everything is all mixed together and happy. serve. (you can cut up regular carrots for this, but i'm lazy) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:02 PM (NqeSm) 152
"and they had Okinawan sweet potato. I'd never had those before,"
Posted by: hogmartin I've been to Okinawa many times and never had this vegetable - sounds very delicious. By the way, the Okinawans are considered the "county or island cousins" to the Japanese - they are mostly farmers, fishermen, and live stock ranchers - and they are very much more earthy and friendly toward Americans in my experience there. The Japanese, especially those from the upper mainland ("Edonese") - are the elite and these poor Okinawans are the deplorables in a very American type analogy. Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (32YRo) 153
104 I can't be the only one who knows about the Russian layer cake from Life of Boris.
Or maybe I am... Posted by: PabloD at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (F1m5e) ........................................................................... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrmhORG8cYc Maybe we can get Natasha to show some leg on the next video. Posted by: Lump at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (p9n/K) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (Z+IKu) 155
I've put on 15 @#%$* lbs. since breaking my ankle. I am SO anxious to be healed so I can meet up with the new trainer I was to meet with three days after I broke it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (ptqGC) 156
When I was in NM years ago my daughter could not believe we were gonna use canned refried beans. Of course she was married to that idiot at the time
What happened to the idiot ? Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (arJlL) 157
Hairyback, those honey cakes can be fatal
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (L2ZTs) 158
That's great, olddog!
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 05:04 PM (6NTwP) 159
146 Tami, I tried a great recipe for Brussels sprouts I saw on Food Network's The Kitchen. You quarter the sprouts, and spread a thick layer of shredded Parm on a pre-heated iron skillet, add the sprouts in one layer, and roast until brown and crispy.
The sprouts come out of the skillet like a big Parm-crusted pancake. Delish. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC) That sounds yummy. It's just sprouts and Parmesan cheese? That's it? You put any oil or butter in the pan? Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) 160
128 This is a yummy salad and easy to make....well, after you de-leaf all the Brussels sprouts. Now before you pooh-pooh Brussel sprouts, stop...this salad is gone every time I make it.
Maple-Dijon Brussels Leaf Salad https://tinyurl.com/yahtzvlt Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 04:53 PM (cF8AT) ------------------------------------------------ This is whole leaf version of Cracker Barrel Brussels Sprout and Kale salad. My favorite. I made it for last year's Thanksgiving dinner at my daughter's house. Her parents-in-law loved it. I think I'll make it again this year. Posted by: Oggi at November 17, 2019 05:05 PM (Bk5Q+) 161
The good news is, I ALWAYS lose about five lbs. at Thanksgiving. Like one of my girlfriends says, you get so darned tired of preparing everything, by the time everyone gathers at the table, you just pick at the food.
I always have plenty of takeout containers for people to take food home. Now comes the challenge: Daring my husband to fill the garage frig with beer, when I need the space for the sides. Grrrrrr. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:06 PM (ptqGC) 162
North Alabama white sauce. Excellent on poultry.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 04:58 PM (0GvUH) Recipe? Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:00 PM (cF8AT) --- mayonnaise*, cider vinegar and fine black pepper *"the good stuff, not Miracle Whip .." from the lady running the BBQ place in Birmingham, where i first rant into it. goes good on beef, etc, as well... add in horseradish if you want to take it to 11. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:07 PM (NqeSm) 163
That sounds yummy. It's just sprouts and Parmesan cheese? That's it? You put any oil or butter in the pan?
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:05 PM (cF8AT) Lemme go look. I've got it on a cookbook stand in the kitchen. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:07 PM (ptqGC) 164
I'm smoking 2 racks of baby back ribs right now. Should be done in an hour.
Posted by: Muad'dib at November 17, 2019 05:07 PM (uDh3k) 165
North Alabama white sauce
Simple https://tinyurl.com/ujtthm4 There's a more complicated one at Southern living if you search for the term in your favorite search engine. I sort of prefer the simple one, but it's such a staple in that part of the world that no one uses a recipe. It's like cooking rice. People just know what to do, and make modifications to their tastes. Make it a day or two in advance because it gets better after sitting in the fridge. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (0GvUH) 166
olddog that's so great to hear!!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (dUJdY) 167
Skip that dutch baby looks great! I made mine this morning. I couldn't find mom's cast iron skillet so i made it in her larger-sized, heavy stainless steel one. It worked, but next time i will bring my cast iron from home. This one was browned, but not as crispy as i think it would've gotten in the cast iron.
I made a blueberry sauce to go over it. It was pretty good if i do say do myself. Posted by: My life is insanity Hiya MLii ! I love blueberries on anything. Well, mebbe not a pizza. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (arJlL) 168
I made chicken tortilla soup today. Friends were coming over, but one has a bad cold, so we cancelled. I feel guilty that I was a little relieved. Just too tired today.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (TdMsT) Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (dUJdY) 170
mayonnaise*, cider vinegar and fine black pepper
*"the good stuff, not Miracle Whip .." from the lady running the BBQ place in Birmingham, where i first rant into it. goes good on beef, etc, as well... add in horseradish if you want to take it to 11. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:07 PM (NqeSm) I might make some of that and just have it at the table. I'd probably add the horseradish. Thanks! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:09 PM (cF8AT) 171
New dish for Thanksgiving? Mrs TP has demanded it for years so, This year, cranberry sauce pushed out of the can so it retains it's lovely cylindrical shape on the serving plate.
It's no good unless it keeps the exact can shape - including the tin can ridges on it or so I have been told. No homemade cranberry sauce this year. Alas. *soto voce* My wife is a saint but can't cook worth a tinker's damn. Her mother couldn't either judging from her 'recipes' handed to me. Step one - open can of Campbell's soup, next. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:09 PM (Y4EXg) 172
I asked her. It was a friend of hers from Johnson City that does it as a business. Around $350 for a whole pig.
Posted by: Countrydoc at November 17, 2019 04:50 PM (0ldxZ) That's not a bad price. The last one I did, the cleaned and dressed pig cost about $200. $60 to rent the spit / grill. $80 for the charcoal. That doesn't count what I spent on stuffing and Cornish game hens (we put them inside with the stuffing and cut up apples). I also paid a butcher to come and carve it, since my carving skills are less than zero, especially after drinking beer from 7 AM till 4 or 5 PM when it was ready. Posted by: TN Deplorable at November 17, 2019 05:09 PM (mgeBd) 173
I've been to Okinawa many times and never had this vegetable - sounds very delicious.
Posted by: Boswell at November 17, 2019 05:03 PM (32YRo) I don't know if it's really native to Okinawa, or just called that, but it's a purple sweet potato and it's pretty righteous. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (t+qrx) 174
Ladyl.. I know that feeling believe me! I've been talked into something and then I'm like.. eh.. wish I hadn't done that. Then they cancel and I'm doing the Snoopy dance.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (NqeSm) 176
What happened to the idiot ?
She finally divorced his worthless ass. Posted by: Jewells45 I love Happy Endings ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:11 PM (arJlL) 177
Sur la Table has partnered with Hennessy for a complimentary (yes, free!) masterclass for food and cocktail pairing. Mr. WDS and I signed up for last Tuesday night. 18 other people signed up as well. Unbelievably we were the only ones that showed. While we loved our private class, it was absolutely maddening!
We had....... French 75 (lemon juice, simple syrup, Hennessy and champagne) paired with truffle risotto arancini Sazerac (absinthe, bitters, simple syrup and Hennessy) paired with butternut squash pancetta sage gnocchi Hennessy XO paired with salted caramel creme brulee So if you have a Sur la Table nearby.......surlatable.com/hennessy Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2019 05:11 PM (/UQ/R) 178
Make it a day or two in advance because it gets better after sitting in the fridge.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 05:08 PM (0GvUH) Printed that. Thanks! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:11 PM (cF8AT) 179
Last week I did a beef tongue in the slow cooker. Yesterday I heated the last bit in the smoker. The resulting sandwich was wonderful. Really.
Yesterday I smoked a couple of slices of pork belly. Today I will reheat it in the smoker, which amounts to double smoking I guess. I may go for a sandwich again unless I care enough to do something more interesting. Posted by: Northernlurker at November 17, 2019 05:12 PM (VOnVL) 180
I've been talked into something and then I'm like.. eh.. wish I hadn't done that.
Posted by: Jewells45 --- Who among us hasn't had that happen to us? Normally strong drink is involved but still. . . . Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:12 PM (Y4EXg) 181
>>I love blueberries on anything.
Well, mebbe not a pizza. Posted by: JT They work on fruit pizza! Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 05:12 PM (6NTwP) 182
Tami, here it is:
Parmesan Brussels Sprouts Makes 4 servings 12 ou. Brussels sprouts, halved or quartered depending on size 2 T. olive oil Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper 1 cup shredded Parmesan Nonstick cooking spray for the skillet Put a 10" cast iron skillet in the oven and preheat the oven to 425 degrees F. Toss the Brussels sprouts with the olive oil in a medium bowl. Season lightly with the salt and pepper. Add the Parm and toss together. Carefully remove the hot skillet from the oven and spray with the cooking spray. Add the sprouts in an even layer. Bake until the sprouts are tender and browned, about 20-25 minutes. *I had it in my head the sprouts went on top of the Parm, for some reason. Anyhow, it comes out like a big ol' sprout pancake. Remove it as soon as possible to a cutting board and slice it like pizza. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC) 183
174 Ladyl.. I know that feeling believe me! I've been talked into something and then I'm like.. eh.. wish I hadn't done that. Then they cancel and I'm doing the Snoopy dance. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (dUJdY) It was a relief. I love having friends over, but I just wasn't feeling it. One of them is still coming over about 7:00, but it will be much more relaxed. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:14 PM (TdMsT) 184
I love blueberries on anything.
Well, mebbe not a pizza. Posted by: JT They work on fruit pizza! Posted by: My life is insanity ? I never heard of a fruit pizza ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (arJlL) 185
She finally divorced his worthless ass. Posted by: Jewells45 Gave her the tingles at first, then she learned the harsh reality? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (7rVsF) 186
I don't know if it's really native to Okinawa, or just called that, but it's a purple sweet potato and it's pretty righteous.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (t+qrx) Searched for info on these because they sound interesting. Found this: Sweet potatoes that have brown, red-orange, or white skin with orange or white flesh are native to Colombia and southern Central America. After Columbus' discoveries, they were brought to Asia, and varieties with white skin and speckled pale purple flesh were developed on the Japanese island of Okinawa. Today, they are widely grown in Hawaii and exported to the United States mainland where they are popular with Asian and Latino communities. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (cF8AT) 187
Ladyl, how did dinner with the lib neighbor go last night?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC) 188
JT.. the worthless piece of shit didn't work for 11 years of their marriage. She did it all. Supported the family, went to school to move up the ladder at her work, raised 3 kids, at one point driving them into ABQ from Los Lunas. Look it up. That's a long ass drive. She's sacrificed so much. I'm very damn proud of her. Just wish she had never married that asshole. But oh well. water.. bridge etc....
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:16 PM (dUJdY) 189
181 >>I love blueberries on anything.
Well, mebbe not a pizza. Posted by: JT They work on fruit pizza! Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 05:12 PM (6NTwP) ---------------------------- I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense... Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2019 05:16 PM (CAJOC) 190
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC)
--- what a horrible waste of perfectly good Paramecium cheese. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:16 PM (NqeSm) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:16 PM (7rVsF) 192
Gave her the tingles at first, then she learned the harsh reality?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (7rVsF) lol.. something like that. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:16 PM (dUJdY) 193
Sorry to interrupt dinner,
legalinsurrection.com/kellyanne conways nevertrump husband retweets clear photoshop of elise stefanik The fat fk says he wants her to quit the White House cult https://tinyurl.com/ubb5qt6 Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 05:17 PM (ZCEU2) 194
very simple greenbean dish.....pinch off stems and and bad parts then blanch/boil about 4/5 minutes.
Cool Then toast a handful or more almond slices in some olive oil. Some shallot not much and a nice amount of mince garlic to make fragrant. Add green beans on a mid hi heat for couple minutes and of course salt and pepper and maybe lemon juice if you wish...many variations possible with this Greenbean Almadine Posted by: LoneRanger at November 17, 2019 05:18 PM (C+gy5) 195
We had.......
French 75 (lemon juice, simple syrup, Hennessy and champagne) paired with truffle risotto arancini Huh, I've never heard of a French 75 made with cognac. How was it? I usually use gin, champagne (really prosecco), lemon juice and lemon peel, and simple syrup. It's delicious and refreshing, but really easy to get hammered on. Posted by: pep at November 17, 2019 05:18 PM (T6t7i) 196
187 Ladyl, how did dinner with the lib neighbor go last night?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (ptqGC) Oh , it was fine, Jane D'Oh. He's my neighbor and we go out to dinner a couple of times a week. He's a psychologist, and is actually really funny, unless he gets in leftist mode. How are you, dahlin? Got the Christmas shopping underway? Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:18 PM (TdMsT) 197
*I had it in my head the sprouts went on top of the Parm, for some reason. Anyhow, it comes out like a big ol' sprout pancake. Remove it as soon as possible to a cutting board and slice it like pizza.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:13 PM (ptqGC) Printed that too. Don't know if I'll do it for T-day but it sounds good! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:19 PM (cF8AT) 198
lol.. something like that. Posted by: Jewells45 *sniffs superciliously* Men, of course, never make mistakes like falling for some big-breasted bimbo, then finding out she's a psycho bitch. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:19 PM (7rVsF) 199
Thanksgiving this year is going to be
Filet and lobster wilted spinach with basil, shredded parmesan and porcini mushrooms Gruyere stuffed potato round and sourdough bread. Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Sf7dd) 200
>>I never heard of a fruit pizza !
Posted by: JT Used to make it for a snack for the kids. Sugar cookie dough spread thin on a cookie sheet and baked. When cooled, spread with softened cream cheese (or whipped cream) top with fruit, like strawberries, blueberries, sliced bananas. If you like coconut you can sprinkle that on top, too. Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 05:20 PM (6NTwP) 201
I never heard of a fruit pizza !
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:15 PM (arJlL) It's usually a dessert 'pizza'. Dough is like cookie dough with different fruits on top. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:21 PM (cF8AT) 202
What a kiss-up!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2019 04:43 PM (wYseH) --------- Hey. Bugger off. I have a friend here. Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2019 05:21 PM (gVXDT) 203
Men, of course, never make mistakes like falling for some big-breasted bimbo, then finding out she's a psycho bitch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh ---- I didn't see the word "ginger" in there but it's understood, right? Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:21 PM (Y4EXg) 204
Men, of course, never make mistakes like falling for some big-breasted bimbo, then finding out she's a psycho bitch.
Oh of course not Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:21 PM (dUJdY) 205
199 Thanksgiving this year is going to be
Filet and lobster wilted spinach with basil, shredded parmesan and porcini mushrooms Gruyere stuffed potato round and sourdough bread. Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Sf7dd) That's it. I'm cancelling my plans and I'm coming to your place. I'll bring 10 lbs of butter and dessert. What kind of whiskey do you want? Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:22 PM (TdMsT) 206
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:19 PM (Sf7dd)
Screw my family, I'm coming to your place!! Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:22 PM (dUJdY) 207
pep........they were delicious and I'm not normally a cognac person. They said it could be done with prosecco, which I prefer to champagne. However, we used brut and it added a nice dryness
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 17, 2019 05:22 PM (/UQ/R) 208
I don't want to know fruit piz,piz,...... pizza
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 05:23 PM (ZCEU2) 209
Filet and lobster
Posted by: Ben Had What is lobster in TX? Is it the things with claws flown in from Maine or Canada or is there a Gulf critter with no claws that you get locally? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 05:23 PM (gd9RK) 210
November TX MoMe!
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:23 PM (MVjcR) 211
Ladyl, ten pounds of butter IS dessert!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:24 PM (Y4EXg) 212
210 November TX MoMe!
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:23 PM (MVjcR) Please. Oh please. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:24 PM (TdMsT) 213
Sorry to interrupt dinner,
legalinsurrection.com/kellyanne conways nevertrump husband retweets clear photoshop of elise stefanik The fat fk says he wants her to quit the White House cult https://tinyurl.com/ubb5qt6 Posted by: Skip That's okay, we're just talking about food, not eating. Ya don't think we talk with our mouths full, do ya ? Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:24 PM (arJlL) 214
211 Ladyl, ten pounds of butter IS dessert!
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:24 PM (Y4EXg) No. It's. Not. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:24 PM (TdMsT) 215
Oh, and speaking of food, my tractor wouldn't start today. Guess I need to call the man.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:25 PM (MVjcR) 216
Favorite Thanksgiving dish besides Turkey, dressing or dessert?
My Mammaw's scalloped potatoes. Also her fried sweet corn. Also her green beans with onion, bacon and other stuff. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2019 05:25 PM (ycWCI) 217
I have never understood why Honey Cake is so popular in Russia. It was everywhere but I often found it dry and lacking much flavor and not terribly sweet. Generally, I find Russian cakes dry and not at all sweet. It's a lot of effort for a cake I wouldn't eat if it was the only dessert available.
I'm not sure Russians normally use whipped cream between the layers. It never tasted like whipped cream to me. Posted by: WarEagle82 at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (+Kpte) 218
Men, of course, never make mistakes like falling for some big-breasted bimbo, then finding out she's a psycho bitch.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh Noooooooooooooooooooooo ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (arJlL) 219
Ladyl, let me know what time to pick you up.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (Sf7dd) 220
Oh, and speaking of food, my tractor wouldn't start today. Well, just hook up the oxen to the plow. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:27 PM (7rVsF) 221
219 Ladyl, let me know what time to pick you up.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (Sf7dd) ----- I'll give her a lift from the airport. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:27 PM (MVjcR) 222
Thanksgiving this year is going to be
Filet and lobster wilted spinach with basil, shredded parmesan and porcini mushrooms Gruyere stuffed potato round and sourdough bread. Posted by: Ben Had Whoa ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (arJlL) 223
How are you, dahlin? Got the Christmas shopping underway?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:18 PM (TdMsT) I've bought one (1) gift. I'm still waiting for wish lists from everyone. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC) 224
219 Ladyl, let me know what time to pick you up.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (Sf7d You don't need to do a thing! I'll fly down and rent a car. We'll have my brother in Maine ship down lobster from Young's Lobster Pound! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (TdMsT) 225
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Oh, and speaking of food, my tractor wouldn't start today. Guess I need to call the man. Euphemism? If so, TMI, man. Posted by: pep at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i) 226
Chef Anne Burrell has a pretty decent recipe for Brussels sprouts using pancetta and walnuts...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 05:29 PM (7s3Gx) 227
Hiya, JT!
This thread is making me hungry! I got in the habit of making meatloaf along with the turkey a number of years ago because my son didn't like turkey. I wonder if you could stuff a turkey with a meatloaf? Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 17, 2019 05:29 PM (Vf4Y7) 228
Thanks, YD, for the Ini Kamoze. Love that song, especially as a workout listen. Makes me feel dancy on this my 31st wedding anniversary! (Husband only dances after an unhealthy amount of tequila, so I guess it will have to be a solo.)
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 17, 2019 05:29 PM (S+f+m) 229
Oh, and speaking of food, my tractor wouldn't start today. Guess I need to call the man. Euphemism? If so, TMI, man. Posted by: pep at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (T6t7i) ----- I wish! Actually, no I don't. But I'd planned to do some clearing next week. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:29 PM (MVjcR) 230
I've bought one (1) gift. I'm still waiting for wish lists from everyone.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC) I'm almost done. If my damn nephew would tell me what his kids want, I would be done. It's like a state secret or something. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (cF8AT) 231
223 How are you, dahlin? Got the Christmas shopping underway?
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:18 PM (TdMsT) I've bought one (1) gift. I'm still waiting for wish lists from everyone. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:28 PM (ptqGC) I'm waiting for mine, as well. Used to be I could order all my oldest granddaughter's gifts from Justice. I think she's outgrown that store now. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (TdMsT) 232
My favorite Christmas before Mother died, was the Christmas night I threw newspapers on the breakfast room table, and dumped a mass of snow crab claws on it.
We drank champagne and ate crab till we were all stuffed. And I stayed in my jammies all day. I would rather open a vein than go to ATL to the in-law disfunction every year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (ptqGC) 233
I never heard of a fruit pizza !
Posted by: JT Used to make it for a snack for the kids. Sugar cookie dough spread thin on a cookie sheet and baked. When cooled, spread with softened cream cheese (or whipped cream) top with fruit, like strawberries, blueberries, sliced bananas. If you like coconut you can sprinkle that on top, too. Posted by: My life is insanity Okay. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (arJlL) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (7rVsF) 235
Weasel, did you check the battery?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Sf7dd) 236
Got another picture perfect stromboli
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (ZCEU2) 237
I'm almost done. If my damn nephew would tell me what his kids want, I would be done. It's like a state secret or something. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (cF8AT) ------ This is about the time of year I like to start alienating people to avoid gift giving. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (MVjcR) 238
234
Brussels sprouts Please. This is the Food Thread. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (7rVsF) Brussels sprouts are one of those foods that must be prepared just so, or they are horrible! I like the sound of Jane D'Oh's recipe. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (TdMsT) 239
I would rather open a vein than go to ATL to the in-law disfunction every year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh I always said my ex-MIL will never die unless somebody throws a bucket of water on her. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL) 240
235 Weasel, did you check the battery? Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (Sf7dd) -------- Yep. It's cranking, just not starting. I drained a little fuel from the fuel filter and it looked fine. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:32 PM (MVjcR) 241
Guess I need to call the man.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:25 PM (MVjcR) Welp, now there's nothing for me to do but put on American IV. It's inevitable. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (t+qrx) 242
"Buffet" or "booffet?"
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (m3RIE) 243
I'm almost done. If my damn nephew would tell me what his kids want, I would be done. It's like a state secret or something.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:30 PM (cF8AT) I'm getting a panic attack because you're done and I have started yet. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (TdMsT) 244
Does the cranberry cocktail have a name?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (ne+zP) 245
This is about the time of year I like to start alienating people to avoid gift giving.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (MVjcR) I try that all year long...they just keep coming 'round. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (cF8AT) 246
Hiya, JT!
This thread is making me hungry! I got in the habit of making meatloaf along with the turkey a number of years ago because my son didn't like turkey. I wonder if you could stuff a turkey with a meatloaf? Posted by: Mrs. Leggy I dunno, but I love meatloaf ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (arJlL) 247
Nice dutch baby. Is aw a recipe for porchetta on cooks country about a month ago, and have been dying to try it ever since. I may just make a trip to a butcher soon.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (Fxgkp) 248
My husband's family does a name draw each year on Thanksgiving, and we are all sent our name draws by the oldest niece, She Who Must Be Obeyed.
I just know I'll get the Life Coach this year. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (ptqGC) 249
I always said my ex-MIL will never die unless somebody throws a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL) Aww.. that's a shame. Today would have been my MIL's 89th birthday. Miss her every damn day. She was a hoot. If you've ever seen Maxine, the Hallmark character? That's her. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (dUJdY) 250
221 219 Ladyl, let me know what time to pick you up. Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:26 PM (Sf7dd) ----- I'll give her a lift from the airport. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:27 PM (MVjcR) {{{Weasel}}} Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:35 PM (TdMsT) 251
Ladyl.. I shopped like a fool this morning on Amazon. I'm almost done. Just a few more for the kiddos and hubby. My daughter in NM, the grandkids and great grandkids are easy. They just want money.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:36 PM (dUJdY) 252
245 This is about the time of year I like to start alienating people to avoid gift giving.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (MVjcR) I try that all year long...they just keep coming 'round. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:34 PM (cF8AT) ------- Hmmm, that is a problem. You may need to up your game. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:37 PM (MVjcR) 253
This is about the time of year I like to start alienating people to avoid gift giving.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (MVjcR) I try that all year long...they just keep coming 'round. Posted by: Tami My landlord used to live next door, then he moved and rented the house out. About a year later he asked me "How are the new neighbors?" I said GREAT ! I don't even know who they are ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:37 PM (arJlL) Posted by: PMRich at November 17, 2019 05:37 PM (mrX66) 255
I always said my ex-MIL will never die unless somebody throws a bucket of water on her.
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:32 PM (arJlL) ------------------------------- And ya didn't tag her in the ice bucket challenge?! Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2019 05:37 PM (CAJOC) Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC) 257
Yep. It's cranking, just not starting. I drained a little fuel from the fuel filter and it looked fine.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:32 PM (MVjcR) Just remember, an engine needs four things to operate: compression, fuel, the Niña, and, uh, something blue. Did you try rolling your eyes and yelling "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WITH THIS?" Couldn't hurt. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (t+qrx) 258
Weasel, cold weather drains a battery. Do you have a set of battery testers?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Sf7dd) 259
I like Costco Scotch, but more as a substitute for Irish whiskey, seems to lack the "peatyness" of what I think of as real Scotch.
JustDave in GR Posted by: JustDave in GR at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (KBiU/) 260
251 Ladyl.. I shopped like a fool this morning on Amazon. I'm almost done. Just a few more for the kiddos and hubby. My daughter in NM, the grandkids and great grandkids are easy. They just want money.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:36 PM (dUJdY) Now I'm really having a panic attack. I'm going to re-send my plea for wish lists right now. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (TdMsT) 261
I don't know if it's really native to Okinawa, or just called that, but it's a purple sweet potato and it's pretty righteous.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:10 PM (t+qrx) there is a Korean yam as well, which you can get at an H-Mart, and my GF adores. apparently you make soju out of it too. I dug potatoes yesterday, and made mashed potatoes as well. The one secret is to use to water you boiled to potatoes in, and it needs to be hot, when you mix it in with the taters as you are mashing them. I like lumpy potatotes, so I use a pastry cutter. It is pretty much the only use I get out of it too. A really good recipe is to mash turnips and potatoes together, but you need to cook the turnips separate becasue they take longer to cook Posted by: Kindltot at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (1glZx) 262
Did you try rolling your eyes and yelling "ARE YOU KIDDING ME, WITH THIS?" Couldn't hurt. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (t+qrx) ------ Yes. I even threatened it with getting tools out and working on it. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:39 PM (MVjcR) 263
Well, I'm off to stick a cauliflower crust pizza in the oven.
*pauses for effect* Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (ptqGC) --------------------------------- Costco carries cauliflower crust frozen pizzas. They're pretty good, though I wish I could get them with normal toppings. Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2019 05:39 PM (CAJOC) 264
Now I'm really having a panic attack. I'm going to re-send my plea for wish lists right now. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (TdMsT) *checks date* What on earth are you talking about? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:39 PM (7rVsF) 265
I have had Costco scotch, and agree on the lack of peatmoss flavor.
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (Fxgkp) 266
Bander, didn't mean to ignore you on the lobster question. Hell, they are probably steroidal shrimp down here but I'll take it.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (Sf7dd) 267
258 Weasel, cold weather drains a battery. Do you have a set of battery testers?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Sf7dd) ------ Yes I do, but it was cranking just fine. I keep the battery on a trickle charger. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR) 268
Now I'm really having a panic attack. I'm going to re-send my plea for wish lists right now.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (TdMsT) ----------------------------------- My brother used to tell us that any nieces and nephews who didn't provide a list by a certain date were getting a sweatshirt of his choosing. Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (CAJOC) 269
Does the cranberry cocktail have a name?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (ne+zP) --------- It does. Cranberry Martinis. I gave CBD a link too; maybe he'll post it if he sees this. I'm away and praying from my phone. But if you Google cranberry Martinis Ina garten today show you should find a link with a video and everything. It also has jalapeno margaritas. Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (gVXDT) 270
Posting, not praying. I need a new phone and better eyes.
Posted by: bluebell at November 17, 2019 05:41 PM (gVXDT) 271
Weasel, one other thing a shot of quick start in the air intake will help also.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Sf7dd) 272
( I think JT is secretly marred to Chelsea)
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (ZCEU2) 273
Weasel, cold weather drains a battery. Do you have a set of battery testers?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:38 PM (Sf7dd) ------ Yes I do, but it was cranking just fine. I keep the battery on a trickle charger. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR) Carbureted or fuel-injected? Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx) 274
I bought kid books for the grandkids this year. Especially the littlest ones.
Ferdinand the Bull Harold and the Purple Crayon Mike Mulligan and His Steam Shovel that sort of thing. My kids are getting all the stuff they left at home when they moved out. I'm not hauling all their crap to the new Casa de TP. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (Y4EXg) 275
271 Weasel, one other thing a shot of quick start in the air intake will help also. Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:41 PM (Sf7dd) ------ I should have tried that. It was fine Friday, and today, bupkis. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (MVjcR) 276
I'm getting a panic attack because you're done and I have started yet.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:33 PM (TdMsT) I buy for 8 little ones ranging from 16 yo to 1 year olds and they all get multiple gifts. My son, DIL, daughter, MIL, 3 sets of niece and nephew couples (1 gift each), 1 single nephew. One niece has a yours/mine family of 8 kids...they just get an amazon gift card cuz, no, just no. I don't have anything for my husband yet. Oh and son and DIL are expecting so...ya know. We find out the sex this week so I can stop buying gender neutral stuff! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT) 277
Yes I do, but it was cranking just fine. I keep the battery on a trickle charger. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR) Try inverse phasing. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (7rVsF) 278
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (t+qrx)
----- Having just answered BH, on second thought, I think it's fuel injected. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:44 PM (MVjcR) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:44 PM (arJlL) 280
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (7rVsF)
----- I kicked the tire pretty good. Didn't help. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:45 PM (MVjcR) 281
Yes I do, but it was cranking just fine. I keep the battery on a trickle charger.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:40 PM (MVjcR) Try inverse phasing. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (7rVsF) -------------------------------------- Are your dilithium crystals out of alignment? Posted by: No One of Consequence at November 17, 2019 05:45 PM (CAJOC) 282
I buy for 8 little ones ranging from 16 yo to 1 year
olds and they all get multiple gifts. My son, DIL, daughter, MIL, 3 sets of niece and nephew couples (1 gift each), 1 single nephew. One niece has a yours/mine family of 8 kids...they just get an amazon gift card cuz, no, just no. I don't have anything for my husband yet. Oh and son and DIL are expecting so...ya know. We find out the sex this week so I can stop buying gender neutral stuff! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM --- I just send everyone home made beef jerky. Takes about a week to make it all in the smoker. The wife and I don't do presents. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (JUOKG) 283
Oh and son and DIL are expecting so...ya know. We find out the sex this week so I can stop buying gender neutral stuff! Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT) I just sent out my second request for gift ideas. I told them if I didn't get a reply very soon, they would receive gifts OF MY OWN CHOOSING. That oughta motivate them. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (TdMsT) 284
Hadrian, if Ladyl is anything like me she wants this shit done and over with. My goal is always to have everything bought by Dec 1. Holidays are stressful enough. And did I mention I hate wrapping?? With a passion.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (dUJdY) 285
Man, I was all excited to get spun up on how a float charger is different from a trickle charger and you should be using that instead because an actual trickle charger will damage it, but if the battery was bad, it wouldn't turn over. So it's not the battery.
Rant delayed is rant denied. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx) 286
Posting, not praying. I need a new phone and better eyes.
Posted by: bluebell The heat is affecting your phone. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (arJlL) 287
We sometimes have cornbread instead of rolls with our Thanksgiving dinner. And, if we do, my family insists that there be Honey Butter. Nothing fancy -- no seasonings -- just honey whipped into softened butter.
Posted by: Kathy at November 17, 2019 05:47 PM (q7uEm) 288
I agree, JustDave. It lacks the peat of Dewars, which isn't that much more expensive. But on the rocks with a lemon zest it's not bad.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 17, 2019 05:47 PM (Vf4Y7) 289
284 Hadrian, if Ladyl is anything like me she wants this shit done and over with. My goal is always to have everything bought by Dec 1. Holidays are stressful enough. And did I mention I hate wrapping?? With a passion.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (dUJdY) It's like putting a darned wedding every year. Yeesh. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:47 PM (TdMsT) 290
Weasel, have you checked the spark plug?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 05:47 PM (DMUuz) 291
Love stuffed cabbage as a winter dish. I alternate making it Italian style and as my ex-husband's Rumanian relatives taught me (sarmale). Their recipe of sarmale included cabbage leaves stuffed with ground beef, rice, paprika and onions and then layered with sauerkraut and ham hocks cooked in a giant covered pot on the stove. I never liked sauerkraut until I had it this way.
Posted by: Art Rondelet of Malmsey at November 17, 2019 04:34 PM (S+f+m) We love them too. They can be a lot of work, but worth it. I try to make a lot so it lasts since you have to put so much time and effort up front. I have never heard of the sauerkraut and ham hocks version, but the rest is very similar to what I make. meat, egg, onions, Hungarian sweet paprika, salt, pepper, cooked rice, egg... stuffed into individual cabbage packets. I usually make a sauce for the base of the dish, and always layer some of the extra odd sized or torn leaves as a bed at the bottom of the casserole dish. Today I cheated because I'm not feeling perfect and just mixed a bunch of stuff in the casserole without making a sauce on another burner. Some sauce, white vinegar, basil, salt/pepper, garlic powder (because I was too lazy to mince garlic), I use both beef and chicken broth to cover the rolls at least halfway up the sides. And I sprinkled a bit of hot pepper flakes before laying the rolls in. For some sweetness, I squirt a bit of ketchup on each roll. Then I baste throughout. Almost 3 hours of baking at a low temp. Almost done. Smells nice. Posted by: Curious Georg 'ette at November 17, 2019 05:48 PM (vEIlU) 292
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (t+qrx)
------ I use a small solar panel with all the electronic innards built in. It's worked really well so far. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM (MVjcR) 293
The wife and I don't do presents.
I wish we didn't but Mr. Jewells insists. It's almost all gift cards and money on his end. lmao.. last year he asked me what I wanted from Victoria's Secret. I said I always love lotion. He bought me like 6 different BODY SPRAYS! Dude.. did ya not hear me?? So this year I showed him the drawer full of body sprays and said babe.. please.. no more. Lotion dear. Lotion. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM (dUJdY) 294
Sorry - way OT - but I just got back.
I see a lot of people were talking about Midway and the IJN, so here is, via tinyurl, the US translation of the Japanese after-action report on Midway. This was only seen by the highest levels in teh navy and the Imperial household. https://tinyurl.com/y8xfw27j Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM (g1Aa8) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM (7rVsF) 296
JT - Miss read, use to
Weasel my friend has a very old tractor and does the spray in the air cleaner Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 05:50 PM (ZCEU2) 297
Tater Tot Casserole FTW!
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at November 17, 2019 05:50 PM (0eE0g) 298
Having just answered BH, on second thought, I think it's fuel injected.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:44 PM Pedal's to the floor hear the dual quads drink And now the 413's lead is startin to shrink He's hot with ram induction but it's understood I got a fuel injected engine sittin' under my hood Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down Shut it off, shut it off buddy now I shut you down Posted by: Brian Wilson at November 17, 2019 05:50 PM (DMUuz) 299
290 Weasel, have you checked the spark plug?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 05:47 PM (DMUuz) ----- It's diesel, but no, I didn't get that far. I emailed my pal down there at the John Deere dealership and asked him to send a guy over with tools. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:51 PM (MVjcR) 300
293 The wife and I don't do presents.
I wish we didn't but Mr. Jewells insists. It's almost all gift cards and money on his end. lmao.. last year he asked me what I wanted from Victoria's Secret. I said I always love lotion. He bought me like 6 different BODY SPRAYS! Dude.. did ya not hear me?? So this year I showed him the drawer full of body sprays and said babe.. please.. no more. Lotion dear. Lotion. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM (dUJdY) But that's so sweet! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (TdMsT) 301
He bought me like 6 different BODY SPRAYS! Dude.. did ya not hear me?? So this year I showed him the drawer full of body sprays and said babe.. please.. no more. Lotion dear. Lotion.
Posted by: Jewells45 Ok, repeat after me..... " I'm gonna sit right down and make believe that this is lotion......" Doobie doo wah Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (arJlL) 302
Weasel, have you checked the spark plug?
Does it have one those kill switches on it that you connect to you life jacket like on jet ski? If yes, was it attached? Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhht7) 303
A Christmas gift idea thread would be fun. I sort of remember ace having one last year but it was a last minute thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (0GvUH) 304
I had a Schlotzky's sammich for supper. Instead of a lousy 3 inch slice of that pork loin, which is what I really deserved. Now I think I'll have a drink and wait for TWD.
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (UUkQp) 305
302 Weasel, have you checked the spark plug?
Does it have one those kill switches on it that you connect to you life jacket like on jet ski? If yes, was it attached? Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhht7) ------ Nope. Nothing like that. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (MVjcR) 306
g'early evenin', 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (KCxzN) 307
Funny you should post about Chef John, CBD. I found him recently while looking for a recipe for fondant potatoes. I've been looking at his stuff and sharing it with friends. Yeah...his verbal tics are odd, but the man knows what he's doing. Good resource.
Posted by: A seal at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (rBtIz) 308
A Christmas gift idea thread would be fun. I sort of remember ace having one last year but it was a last minute thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (0GvUH) Horde Secret Santa would be epic. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (t+qrx) 309
Just finished stuffing the shells. Dang that took longer than expected. Think I'm a beer behind.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:54 PM (Dhht7) 310
I emailed my pal down there at the John Deere dealership and asked him to send a guy over with tools.
You need a Ukranian hacker. When John Deere's don't work it's a software problem and they want you to use their software engineers but you should rent a Ukranian hacker just to defy The Man. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 05:54 PM (gd9RK) 311
Horde Secret Santa would be epic.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (t+qrx) OMG. Yes. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:54 PM (TdMsT) 312
I emailed my pal down there at the John Deere dealership and asked him to send a guy over with tools.
Posted by: Weasel On a Sunday ? Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:54 PM (arJlL) 313
By the way, CBD, can you cook 6 or 8 of those at the next TxMoMe/
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (UUkQp) 314
Good evening, Alton Jackson!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (TdMsT) 315
hey ladyl Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (KCxzN) 316
AltonJackson, big hug for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (Sf7dd) 317
Off, shark snack sock!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (rBtIz) 318
I emailed my pal down there at the John Deere dealership and asked him to send a guy over with tools.
You need a Ukranian hacker. When John Deere's don't work it's a software problem and they want you to use their software engineers but you should rent a Ukranian hacker just to defy The Man. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 05:54 PM (gd9RK) ------- Looks like I'll be supporting Big Tractor! Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (MVjcR) 319
Speaking of solar panels... I drove by one of the urban campsites that we have here in Austin, usually set up under a big overpass, and I kid you not, someone had 2 big solar panels set up outside of their tent. I did a double take on that one.
Posted by: lin-duh at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (UUBmN) 320
But that's so sweet!
He's the sweetest man on earth, truly. He lives to make me happy. But bless his heart, since his stroke his memory is so bad. He wrote it down this year. If I get 6 more body sprays I can open my own shop. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM (arJlL) 322
Hello Alton!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM (dUJdY) 323
He bought me like 6 different BODY SPRAYS! Dude.. did ya not hear me??
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:49 PM One can never have too many, provided, of course, they're the right one. Posted by: Axe Body Wash at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM (DMUuz) 324
320 But that's so sweet!
He's the sweetest man on earth, truly. He lives to make me happy. But bless his heart, since his stroke his memory is so bad. He wrote it down this year. If I get 6 more body sprays I can open my own shop. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:55 PM (dUJdY) But still...sweet. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM (TdMsT) 325
Does it have one those kill switches on it that you connect to you life jacket like on jet ski? If yes, was it attached?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:52 PM (Dhht7) ------ Nope. Nothing like that. Posted by: Weasel ---------------- Please tell me you know I was joking. I have one of those damn switches on my pontoon. Missed half a day on the lake until I figured it out. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Dhht7) Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:57 PM (TdMsT) 327
glow plugs, but yeah, you should try a shot of quick start first.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 05:57 PM (NqeSm) 328
Please tell me you know I was joking. I have one of those damn switches on my pontoon. Missed half a day on the lake until I figured it out. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 05:57 PM (Dhht7) ------ Sure. I won't tell you the last time I thought it was broken I was trying to start it while it was in gear. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:58 PM (MVjcR) 329
Hey, AltonJackson.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:58 PM (t+qrx) 330
hey Ben Had, Jewells Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2019 05:59 PM (KCxzN) 331
I know Ladyl.. I give him grief but he's my heart. He truly is. I wish so much he would come to Texas with me next year. You all would love him and he would love the political discussions.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY) 332
(sniffs armpits.....)
Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM (arJlL) {{{JT}}} Darlin!!! Posted by: Ladyl LOL !!! Good evening, Ladyl ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:59 PM (arJlL) 333
no one to buy presents for at our house, except maybe each other, and that died out about 10 years ago, along with everything else.
just another day of the year here. Posted by: redc1c4 at November 17, 2019 06:00 PM (NqeSm) 334
Good evening, Ladyl ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:59 PM (arJlL) Good evening, JT! Alton Jackson just ignored me! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:00 PM (TdMsT) 335
Posted by: Ladyl
(sniffs armpits.....) Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 05:56 PM Whoa! Ummm, given this is the Food Thread, the third most gentlemanly Thread on the HQ, presumably you received her permission? Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 06:00 PM (DMUuz) 336
331 I know Ladyl.. I give him grief but he's my heart. He truly is. I wish so much he would come to Texas with me next year. You all would love him and he would love the political discussions.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 05:59 PM (dUJdY) I would love to meet him. Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:01 PM (TdMsT) 337
Duncanthrax, hugs for you and Ace!
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:01 PM (Sf7dd) 338
Oh sorry, Alton Jackson. My bad...
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:02 PM (TdMsT) 339
There is a Russian bakery that sells stuff out of Gateway Produce. They sell that honey cake. It's really good. It's not overly sweet or rich.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 17, 2019 06:02 PM (Lqy/e) 340
Funny you should post about Chef John, CBD. Good resource.
Posted by: A seal at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (rBtIz) I swear by his Shepard's Pie! Posted by: Adriane the Delicate Stomach Critic ... at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM (LPnfS) 341
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:01 PM (TdMsT)
I know two guys that would be glad to drive all three of you from DAL to the MoMee Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM (BiNEL) 342
Duncanthrax, would you use the same spices in an almond butter, as you did with the pecans?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM (Sf7dd) 343
Wait, how are there 8 more witnesses?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM (m3RIE) 344
just another day of the year here. Posted by: redc1c4 One year we had to try to work out with our vet when he could come out and do exams and shots on the dogs. The only day available was Christmas. Didn't bother us, it's another day. Didn't bother our vet, he's an Orthodox Jew. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:04 PM (7rVsF) 345
>>Funny you should post about Chef John, CBD. Good resource.
Posted by: A seal at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (rBtIz) I swear by his Shepard's Pie! Posted by: Adriane the Delicate Stomach Critic ... at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM (LPnfS) I've followed a bunch of his recipes. All turned out great. He has some good ideas. Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 06:04 PM (6NTwP) 346
We find out the sex this week so I can stop buying gender neutral stuff!
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 05:43 PM (cF8AT) How many kilotons will they use for the gender reveal? Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:04 PM (HTAGb) 347
Hey, Jewells my wife was wanting to drop you a note. What's the best way she can contact you? Snail mail preferred, but email can work.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:04 PM (Dhht7) 348
Wait. So a Dutch Baby is a pineapple upside-down came made with apples?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2019 06:05 PM (naEeR) 349
Ladyl.. would love for you to come down here to MO for a visit. He would get the biggest kick out of it. He's asked me so many times about everyone but he remembers briefly talking to you when I was down there. I had him on the phone and he asked where you were and I said right here! I handed the phone to you and he said something, you said something.. lol.. I don't even remember what was said but he remembers you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY) 350
My kids are getting all the stuff they left at home when they moved out. I'm not hauling all their crap to the new Casa de TP.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 05:42 PM (Y4EXg) Check for vintage Superman comics !!!! Posted by: Adriane the Delicate Stomach Critic ... at November 17, 2019 06:05 PM (LPnfS) 351
238 234 Brussels sprouts are one of those foods that must be prepared just so, or they are horrible! I like the sound of Jane D'Oh's recipe.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 05:31 PM (TdMsT) Yup. Undercook them and they are unchewable and unappealing. Overcook them, and they are nasty bitter soggy cabbages. Get it just right, and they are kind of sweet. I steam mine to just-tender, then stir fry with country ham, black sesame seeds, sichuan pepper-salt (sichuan peppercorns toasted in a pan then ground with salt), with a splash of rice wine at the end, and sesame oil folded in after the heat is off. Posted by: Splunge at November 17, 2019 06:06 PM (dOV9E) 352
Sure. I won't tell you the last time I thought it was broken I was trying to start it while it was in gear.
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 05:58 PM (MVjcR) Good, so I won't tell you about my experience with new zero turn where I called the dealer because it wouldn't start! He was gracious enough not to laugh! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:06 PM (BiNEL) 353
olddog.. you can email me. Just my nic at yahoo. I can give you my snail mail addy that way if that's what she prefers.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:06 PM (dUJdY) 354
Speaking of Costco, our local Costco carries a three pack of full sized Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban, Lasanta, and the regular 10 year old scotch for $99. A very good deal. They seem to have it every Christmas season.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at November 17, 2019 06:06 PM (Vf4Y7) 355
hey, hogmartin Posted by: AltonJackson at November 17, 2019 06:07 PM (KCxzN) 356
Holy smokes, Hong Kong looks like a war zone. Protesters are using bows and arrows and catapults. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:07 PM (7rVsF) 357
I just send everyone home made beef jerky. Takes about a week to make it all in the smoker.
The wife and I don't do presents. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (JUOKG) Lucky you but some of the wee ones I buy for don't have all their teeth yet. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:07 PM (cF8AT) 358
I need to send some goodies out to friends this week. I'm still recovering from surgery so I was thinking of sending fairytale brownies. Has anyone ever tried them?
Posted by: Permaculture Pete at November 17, 2019 06:08 PM (Fxgkp) 359
Thanks Jewells. Will do.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:09 PM (Dhht7) 360
I made Tuscan chicken and potatoes for dinner tonight. I went ahead and made double so I would have something for tomorrow. I don't think I will have time to cook. I am about to make oatmeal butterscotch cookies and lemon cheesecake cookies. I was going to make gingerbread, but I've never made it before and am running out of day. I also want to make lemon ricotta cake sometime soon. I've never had it before, but it looks delicious.
Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2019 06:09 PM (MmFTx) 361
"I wish we didn't but Mr. Jewells insists."
This is all me...my husband buys for one person. When the nieces/nephews thank him for their gifts he's like..."Oh you're welcome...what'd I get you?" Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:09 PM (cF8AT) 362
Good, so I won't tell you about my experience with new zero turn where I called the dealer because it wouldn't start! He was gracious enough not to laugh! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH I have a Z355E and it was a trial learning the starting sequence. ICBMs are easier to get going. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:10 PM (7rVsF) 363
Holy smokes, Hong Kong looks like a war zone. Protesters are using bows and arrows and catapults.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:07 PM (7rVsF) I have to ask, longbows or crossbows? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:10 PM (BiNEL) 364
Finding out the sex of a baby is old school, now you wait until the child can talk and tell you.
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:10 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:11 PM (7rVsF) 366
349 Ladyl.. would love for you to come down here to MO for a visit. He would get the biggest kick out of it. He's asked me so many times about everyone but he remembers briefly talking to you when I was down there. I had him on the phone and he asked where you were and I said right here! I handed the phone to you and he said something, you said something.. lol.. I don't even remember what was said but he remembers you.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:05 PM (dUJdY) I would love that, Jewells! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:11 PM (TdMsT) 367
saf, out of bounds, MotherFucker.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:12 PM (Sf7dd) 368
Jewells, email sent.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:13 PM (Dhht7) 369
I have a Z355E and it was a trial learning the starting sequence. ICBMs are easier to get going.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:10 PM (7rVsF) There are some non-intuitive features on mine, glad I am not alone. I'm hoping that the learning experience is brief! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:13 PM (BiNEL) 370
How many kilotons will they use for the gender reveal?
Posted by: Downcast at November 17, 2019 06:04 PM (HTAGb) She's not one of those. I'll probably just get a text message. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:13 PM (cF8AT) 371
CBD, trash pick up at 363. Dump this asshole.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:14 PM (Sf7dd) 372
Duncanthrax, would you use the same spices in an almond butter, as you did with the pecans?
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:03 PM Hello Ben! Ace sends a rub from her head and cheek, and a mess of purrs. Short answer, yes. I might nor might not add the cinnamon, depending on how much you like its flavor addition. You can use 3 or so pitted dates for sweetener, or palm date sugar, or agave, or ... whatever you like. Since almonds in the U.S. are required to be 'pasteurized', try to use organic almonds, due to the way they're processed. Almond butter takes more food processing time. The Pioneer Woman makes a case for pre-soaking nuts before roasting/processing. Not sure I'd do that for pecans, but it sounds interesting enough with almonds that I think I'll try it. Here's the recipe from The Pioneer Woman that goes into good detail about the whole process from nuts to butter: https://preview.tinyurl.com/v4omf9d I haven't sent your package yet, BTW. 8( Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 06:14 PM (DMUuz) 373
{{{ dear Hrothgar!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:14 PM (TdMsT) 374
When the nieces/nephews thank him for their gifts he's like..."Oh you're welcome...what'd I get you?"
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:09 PM ------------- Heh, that is so me. Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:15 PM (Dhht7) 375
I took a long uber ride from the airport to home. The guy was playing Christmas music for an hour. I thought about being a manic but instead put my earbuds in.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 17, 2019 06:15 PM (gaO+R) 376
Longbows
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:11 PM (7rVsF) The old ways are best! Thought I read that a few of the free range "tenants" in California have met Mr Arrow as well! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:16 PM (BiNEL) 377
Ladyl.. let's plan something for Spring!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY) 378
"I won't tell you the last time I thought it was broken I was trying to start it while it was in gear. "
I fixed that on my tractor. And a few other things. Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:16 PM (Tnijr) 379
@363 Fuck you.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:16 PM (Dhht7) 380
Hi foodies.
Had dinner and a movie at Mom's. Lamb burgers, mashed sweet potatoes (hint of butter and cream cheese), and broccoli. The film was "The Grapes of Wrath" (or as Mommy calls it, "The Drapes of Roth" after Allan Sherman). It's pinko propaganda but still great. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Dc2NZ) 381
I just send everyone home made beef jerky. Takes about a week to make it all in the smoker.
The wife and I don't do presents. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 05:46 PM (JUOKG) Lucky you but some of the wee ones I buy for don't have all their teeth yet. Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:07 PM --- My beef jerky is great for teething infants! Keeps them chewing. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:17 PM (JUOKG) 382
CBD, trash pick up at 363. Dump this asshole.
Jesus H. For real. That's.. I don't even have words. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY) 383
Oops. In case 363 gets blown out it was commenter "saf".
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at November 17, 2019 06:17 PM (Dhht7) 384
366
I have to ask, longbows or crossbows? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH Longbows Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 17, 2019 06:11 PM (7rVsF) Trebuchets. We got one, metal-flake cobalt blue; spinner hubs on the winches; flame markings on the heaving beam; named Ewok Fury. We used it to throw Buzzion's corpse into Canada from Detroit. He ended up skipping once into the side of an Algoma freighter. That was disappointing, but after we fished Buzzion's remains out we flung him into the Windsor Casino parking lot. Eventually. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (g1Aa8) 385
Duncanthrax, You do so much, I'll never be able to catch up.
I'm going to have to learn to scream Thank You in Welsh! Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (Sf7dd) 386
{{{Ladyl}}}
Interesting, my spell check has learned your name! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (BiNEL) 387
CBD, trash pick up at 363. Dump this asshole.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:14 PM (Sf7dd) saf's an odd duck, but harmless, as far as I can tell. It's like how some houses have a ghost that yells cryptic double-entendres at houseguests. Doesn't mean nothin'. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (t+qrx) 388
I love Italian Porchetta but just cooking for two means we'd be eating it for a month. I found some good recipes online using pork tenderloin and wrapping the outside with bacon. This one is my favorite https://thebeachhousekitchen.com/2018/06/18/porchetta-pork-tenderloin/. I've even made it for company, and it always gets raves.
Posted by: Jix at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (mYahd) 389
wait, what did I miss?
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 06:19 PM (t+qrx) 390
Email answered olddog.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY) 391
Horde Secret Santa would be epic.
Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 05:53 PM (t+qrx) -- 95% of gifts would be ammo or pudding. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:19 PM (Dc2NZ) 392
PS-- Don't forget to make porchetta sandwiches with the leftovers. Yum!
Posted by: Jix at November 17, 2019 06:20 PM (mYahd) 393
CBD, trash pick up at 363. Dump this asshole.
Jesus H. For real. That's.. I don't even have words. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:17 PM (dUJdY) IIRC, this is not the first time I've seen something like this from it. Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:21 PM (BiNEL) Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:21 PM (dUJdY) 395
Some people are way too complicated to know.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:21 PM (g1Aa8) 396
hogmartin, Not this time. Fucker stepped way over a line.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:21 PM (Sf7dd) 397
Jewells: LOL.
Betcha smell great! ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 06:22 PM (L2ZTs) 398
I have a family relic I've saved over the years for the new grandson (#1) arriving in December. I get to babysit him and his sister in Feb for a week so, back down to Plano then.
What is this 'wrapping' our lovely 'ettes have been mentioning? Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Y4EXg) 399
I just bought Okinawan sweet potatoes at Fresh Thyme.
I made a phantasmagoric sweet potato casserole for Thanksgiving using these purple sweet potatoes and colored marshmallows. It was good! Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:22 PM (Dc2NZ) 400
IIRC, this is not the first time I've seen something like this from it.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:21 PM (BiNEL) Then it needs to be banned. Totally unacceptable. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:22 PM (dUJdY) 401
I use rifle targets for wrapping paper!
Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 06:23 PM (MVjcR) 402
On the #363 thing - I was just scratching my head because non sequiter did not even begin to describe it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:23 PM (g1Aa8) Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:23 PM (gd9RK) 404
How about bullets made of pudding?
Also I still miss those pudding pops that Bill Cosby used to push on TV... ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (L2ZTs) 405
Speaking of food.......I did a smoked chuck roast last week that was melt in your mouth delicious.
Let it rest for an hour at room temp after I put my rub on it and then 275 on the pellet smoker for two hours. Wrap it and let it go to 195 and rest for 15-20 minutes. The best chuck roast I have ever done and all thanks to youtube. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (JUOKG) 406
378 Ladyl.. let's plan something for Spring!
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:16 PM (dUJdY) Yes! You could also come here! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (TdMsT) 407
WTH? How is a stupid joke which is basically nothing more than a phrasing comment worthy of banning?
this is the hq ffs Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu) 408
lol qdpsteve. I have ONE fragrance I wear so those poor bottles of spray just sit there. I did donate some to Hope House. I figured even battered women want something pretty and frivolous.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (dUJdY) 409
In its original form, porchetta was a deboned pig rolled and stuffed with liver.. the whole pig!
But all the modern recipes I've seen are exactly as you describe it.. a butterflied pork loin stuffed with herbs and then rolled and wrapped in skin-on pork belly. Looks delicious! I love pork! When I was a kid, my grandfather - who was Croatian - would take us to a Croatian picnic every summer where they were spit roasting whole pigs.. yumm.. my love for pork started very young! One dish my mother would make for Sunday dinner was stuffed breast of veal. I believe it was a tough, cheaper piece of meat, but hours of roasting in the oven made it simply scrumptious. One of these days I will have to go looking for that cut.. I have never seen one in a supermarket my entire adult life. Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (438dO) 410
95% of gifts would be ammo or pudding.
We would demand pudding pictures. Like election night. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:23 PM --- Someone should hae done a file of those pics....they were epic! Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (JUOKG) 411
Jewells, good idea.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (L2ZTs) 412
this is the hq ffs
Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM (HALdu) His wife has cancer you ignoramus. Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY) 413
Saf... take the night off.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (BVD7m) 414
On the #363 thing - I was just scratching my head because non sequiter did not even begin to describe it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:23 PM (g1Aa I am guessing it has something to do with 309. How it is worthy of anyone getting their knickers in a twist, here, is anyone's guess. Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (HALdu) 415
387 {{{Ladyl}}}
Interesting, my spell check has learned your name! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 17, 2019 06:18 PM (BiNEL) And mine, yours! Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (TdMsT) 416
not so. Bullshit. That was way uncalled for. If you think it's OK well, so much for you too.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Sf7dd) 417
Considering the context, which may have been unknown to the commentor, the comment was out of line.
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM (Tnijr) 418
Speaking of food.......I did a smoked chuck roast last week that was melt in your mouth delicious.
Let it rest for an hour at room temp after I put my rub on it and then 275 on the pellet smoker for two hours. Wrap it and let it go to 195 and rest for 15-20 minutes. The best chuck roast I have ever done and all thanks to youtube. Posted by: Mr. Scott ............ That's good to know.. thanks! Brisket is still very intimidating to me, but for some reason I could easily get my head around smoking a chuck roast! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM (438dO) Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM (BVD7m) 420
CBD, Thank You.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM (Sf7dd) 421
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (dUJdY)
So if someone does not know the ins and outs of everyone's personal life they are not allowed to comment? Maybe you should have everyone not their difficulties in their signature. Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:28 PM (HALdu) 422
not so not so sharp I see
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:28 PM (Tnijr) 423
That's good to know.. thanks!
Brisket is still very intimidating to me, but for some reason I could easily get my head around smoking a chuck roast! Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM --- And it's way cheaper too. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:29 PM (JUOKG) 424
okie CBD. Taking a break.
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 17, 2019 06:29 PM (dUJdY) 425
not so. Bullshit. That was way uncalled for. If you think it's OK well, so much for you too.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:26 PM (Sf7dd) How would someone know? I have been her lots wold never have known there was an issue with either commentor. Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:29 PM (HALdu) 426
The best chuck roast I have ever done and all thanks to youtube.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 06:24 PM If you can find a beef clod (that's its name, basically the equivalent of a pork shoulder), and do something similar, you'll enjoy it, as well. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 06:29 PM (DMUuz) 427
not so not so sharp I see
Posted by: freaked at November 17, 2019 06:28 PM (Tnijr) So how do you expect everyone to know everyone's issues smart guy? Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:30 PM (HALdu) 428
None you 'rons gave me any help. So I winged it. Made the ricotta by bringing the temp up to 190 degrees, then adding 1/4 cup of half lemon juice and half vinegar. Off the heat. A little (very little) swirl to mix. Ten minutes later, strain, and I have 2 pounds of the best ricotta I have made to date..
Turned $1.69 of milk into $6 of delicious cheese. Thank you CBD for posting the original recipe a couple years ago. Posted by: cfo mom at November 17, 2019 06:30 PM (RfzVr) 429
Confusedus say smart guy know when to shut smart mouth.
Posted by: Confusedus at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Tnijr) 430
not so, the instant call for deleting that comment should have been an indicator.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Sf7dd) 431
Confusedus say smart guy know when to shut smart mouth.
Posted by: Confusedus at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Tnijr) you should have started some time back. Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (HALdu) 432
OMG. Jewells, the NICEST person on earth, has gone away.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (TdMsT) 433
Having dinner over at Brennan's house tonight. AnGus Hall steaks, Rosen-Burgers and Angela Davis' Food-Cake. Do not adjust your earpiece.
Posted by: Charlie Charmarella, One-Man Electoral College at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Ndje9) 434
Wow, the food thread has become the blog fight at the Golden Corral.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (g1Aa8) 435
None you 'rons gave me any help. So I winged it. Made the ricotta by bringing the temp up to 190 degrees, then adding 1/4 cup of half lemon juice and half vinegar. Off the heat. A little (very little) swirl to mix. Ten minutes later, strain, and I have 2 pounds of the best ricotta I have made to date..
Turned $1.69 of milk into $6 of delicious cheese. Thank you CBD for posting the original recipe a couple years ago. Posted by: cfo mom ---- I didn't know until I was an adult that you could buy ricotta at the grocery. Everyone around me made it. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (Y4EXg) 436
You can make cheese?
That seems like magic. Even when they showed Furio making mozzarella on the Sopranos he was just sticking his hands in a pail of milk, it wasn't really showing it. You heat the milk? Add acid? That's really how ricotta is made? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (gd9RK) Posted by: Confusedus at November 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr) 438
CBD, I apologize. I will step back also.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:34 PM (Sf7dd) 439
436 You can make cheese?
That seems like magic. Even when they showed Furio making mozzarella on the Sopranos he was just sticking his hands in a pail of milk, it wasn't really showing it. You heat the milk? Add acid? That's really how ricotta is made? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (gd9RK) ----- That was my reaction! Of course, I did just invent pinto beans and rice, but making cheese is like a whole new level! Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 06:35 PM (MVjcR) 440
ot so, the instant call for deleting that comment should have been an indicator.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 17, 2019 06:32 PM (Sf7dd) No. How is that any different than the sjwing everyone here hate so much? I have been around here for some time and would not have known that there was an issue with the complaining commenter. Even more, the "offending" comment would usually be considered something of a "phrasing" joke. Do you see something personal in the comment that refers to the offended commenters issues? Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:35 PM (HALdu) 441
You heat the milk? Add acid? That's really how ricotta is made?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:33 PM (gd9RK) Yesterday I discovered that if you heat the whey enough, it ends up as cheese caramel. This is a real thing that actually happens. Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 06:36 PM (t+qrx) 442
Vermont Country Store still carries the B M Brown Bread in a can.
Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2019 06:36 PM (u5LFV) 443
The making of cheese in the home, it is sorcery.
Wisconsin, . . and maybe Vermont, and, uh, Amish country in Ohio for Baby Swiss . . . is the only suitable place for such rituals. Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 17, 2019 06:37 PM (8AONa) 444
Yesterday I discovered that if you heat the whey enough, it ends up as cheese caramel. This is a real thing that actually happens.
Posted by: hogmartin --- No whey!! *Sorry, I had to hogmartin.* Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:37 PM (Y4EXg) 445
2009Refugee, I was just gonna say, making cheese just right seems to require a voodoo ritual.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM (L2ZTs) 446
I would think the issue on the table has been dealt with and doesn't need to be overlitigated.
Now let's get back to the magic of cheese making. Tonypete claims it's a commonplace, which means he's either a fabulist or connected. How 'bout the mozz? How is that made? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM (gd9RK) 447
you heat the whey enough, it ends up as cheese caramel. This is a real thing that actually happens.
Posted by: hogmartin Is that a good thing Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM (HALdu) Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM (u5LFV) 449
No whey!!
*Sorry, I had to hogmartin.* Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:37 PM (Y4EXg) Whey! https://tinyurl.com/vl79zp7 Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM (t+qrx) Posted by: Paul Harvey at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (vqIkG) 451
Now let's get back to the magic of cheese making. Tonypete claims it's a commonplace, which means he's either a fabulist or connected.
How 'bout the mozz? How is that made? Posted by: Bandersnatch --- Bander - those positions are not mutually exclusive. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (Y4EXg) 452
Brisket is still very intimidating to me, but for some reason I could easily get my head around smoking a chuck roast!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 17, 2019 06:27 PM Don't be intimidated by a brisket (although they can be obstinate, and, very rarely, infuriating. Trim it, leave about 1/4" of fat on the fat side. Coat with Worchester Sauce or CYM (Cheap Yellow Mustard) and your rub, which can be salt, pepper and granulated garlic up to whatever. (www.texasbbqrub.com has some good options) Get your smoker going; aim for a temp of 225-250 degrees F. Put the brisket on for around an hour fat-side down. Turn. Monitor brisket temp until it gets past 160 F (this can take a while; 160 is when all the collagen is breaking down, and you never know how long an individual brisket is going to take to break through.) At this point, double foil the brisket, with some apple cider in the foil, and return to the smoker. You can keep it at 225-250, or jack it to 350 with slightly less quality, but saving time, until the internal temp is 203 to 205. Take it off the smoker, and let it rest, wrapped in towels and placed in a styrofoam cooler for an hour or two. Cut against the grain. Serve. Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (/BcCO) 454
Mikey NTH @ 294- Japanese admiral seems to be engaged in a bit of retroactive CYA describing the lack of training for his force before the battle. There was no doubt however that he felt great pride in the brave performance of his men during the battle.
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (UUkQp) 455
Can't we all get along?
Posted by: zombie Rodney King at November 17, 2019 06:40 PM (DMUuz) 456
My husband gets all the thank-you's for Eagle Scout gifts (those spoiled kids whose parents have taught them what a "thank you" note is.
"Dear Mr. D'oh, Thanks so much for the gift." (My husband hasn't bought the gift and has no idea what it was. The idiot kids don't see my name on the card.) My son had 175 people at his Eagle ceremony and reception, the most ever in our troop. I made him keep a list of every gift received, and he had to write at least 10 thank-yous per day after he came home from school. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC) 457
IT'S NOT FUNNY BECAUSE . . . WHERE AM I . . . WHAT'S HAPPENING?!?
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBOOGERS at November 17, 2019 06:41 PM (H5knJ) 458
Wife use to make yogurt often, couldn't figure out why as you can just go buy it
Posted by: Skip at November 17, 2019 06:41 PM (ZCEU2) Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2019 06:41 PM (Z+IKu) 460
Vermont Country Store still carries the B M Brown Bread in a can. Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2019 06:36 PM (u5LFV) I love that catalog. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:42 PM (ptqGC) 461
The problem with brisket is it takes so damned long. I'll stick with pork butt.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 06:42 PM (7s3Gx) 462
(looks around nervously)
There's a $25 cheese making kit on Amazon I'm giving as gifts. Pretty neat looking and great reviews. Make cheese, use whey to continue making cheeses and breads. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 06:43 PM (0GvUH) 463
I made him keep a list of every gift received, and he had to write at least 10 thank-yous per day after he came home from school.
Posted by: Jane D'oh ---- Good for you Jane! I did the same when late wife passed - if my boys got a condolence card from someone, they sent a thank you. There were a bunch. The kids will thank us some day. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:44 PM (Y4EXg) 464
Nephew is going to smoke a turkey and bring it here. I will make a regular roast turkey...I might do a ham too. Haven't decided on that yet.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT) 465
Confusedus say whey of dragon make kung fu cheese.
Posted by: Confusedus at November 17, 2019 06:45 PM (Tnijr) 466
A very long time ago I got saved from more food poisoning by getting a lot of cheese and milk from a Russian dairy factory.
The cheese was big dry curds and you put sugar on them and ate them. The milk was called Russian cream and had 8% fat content. You could watch it curdle the blood in your veins. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:45 PM (gd9RK) 467
Now let's get back to the magic of cheese making. Tonypete claims it's a commonplace, which means he's either a fabulist or connected.
How 'bout the mozz? How is that made? Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:38 PM Bander, next time you see Zod lurking about, grill him on cheese making. He seems to be seriously into it. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2019 06:46 PM (rBtIz) 468
Nephew is going to smoke a turkey and bring it here. I will make a regular roast turkey...I might do a ham too. Haven't decided on that yet.
Posted by: Tami at November 17, 2019 06:45 PM (cF8AT) Make sure he does not vape the turkey. Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:47 PM (HALdu) 469
Posted by: Eromero at November 17, 2019 06:39 PM (UUkQp)
There was that, but throughout the report, the Japanese really had no idea what they were facing - 2 to 4 fleet carriers, plus maybe 4 "special" (escort) carriers?. Nagumo's intelligence was so vague that his decisions, and his hetitations, actually make sense. He really did not know *anything* until his cruiser floatplanes radioed back. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:48 PM (g1Aa8) 470
Zod does not "make" cheese, he calls it into being from the Cheese Zone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:48 PM (Dc2NZ) 471
Zod does not "make" cheese, he calls it into being from the Cheese Zone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:48 PM (Dc2NZ) I enjoyed the visit to the Cheese Zone! Posted by: hogmartin at November 17, 2019 06:49 PM (t+qrx) 472
Zod does not "make" cheese, he calls it into being from the Cheese Zone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:48 PM I stand most humbly corrected. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2019 06:49 PM (rBtIz) 473
Bander, I don't know if you were kidding or not, but oh yeah, get the milk to just below boiling, add the acid (lemon/vinegar) and you have ricotta.
Lots websites have instructions. All a bit different, but it has always turned out good for me. Tonight tho, I made the bestest! Posted by: cfo mom at November 17, 2019 06:49 PM (RfzVr) 474
The thing about Midway is the Japs should have pushed ahead with their landing force regardless of their losses.
The USN had shot their load and the IJN could have taken Midway for the cost of their 4 carriers and cruisers. History favors the bold. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2019 06:50 PM (Z+IKu) 475
Make sure he does not vape the turkey.
Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:47 PM (HALdu) --- Just cram loosies into the cavity. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ) 476
Huh, now I want to make the ricotta for the lemon ricotta cake I want to try. Y'all are killing me.
Posted by: no good deed at November 17, 2019 06:51 PM (MmFTx) Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 17, 2019 06:51 PM (aKsyK) 479
Sort of on topic, enjoying a nice piece of blue cheese bu way of dessert. I love blue cheeses. Just thought I'd toss that out there for no reason.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2019 06:52 PM (rBtIz) 480
My Lebanese friend's version of zatar is herbed flatbread, she serves it with homemade yogurt. So good.
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2019 06:52 PM (wy4/l) 481
Dromedary Date Nut Bread in a can used to be a thing.
Also available at the Vermont Country Store. Posted by: Grannymimi at November 17, 2019 06:52 PM (u5LFV) 482
Huh, now I want to make the ricotta for the lemon ricotta cake I want to try. Y'all are killing me.
Posted by: no good deed --- Give it a try next time. You'll be pleased with the outcome! Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:52 PM (Y4EXg) 483
Bander, I don't know if you were kidding or not, but oh yeah, get the milk to just below boiling, add the acid (lemon/vinegar) and you have ricotta.
I was not kidding in the slightest. To be fair, I did used to put people off from asking about my lobster salad recipe by saying well first I make the mayonnaise. Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 17, 2019 06:53 PM (gd9RK) 484
I don't normally like frozen fish, but the Trident product is good.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 17, 2019 06:53 PM (k3+G1) 485
Good for you Jane! I did the same when late wife
passed - if my boys got a condolence card from someone, they sent a thank you. There were a bunch. The kids will thank us some day. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:44 PM (Y4EXg) I did that same thing when both my parents died. Kept a list of all the food brought, and every card, flowers, etc. Sent notes to everyone. I mentioned that at a committee meeting earlier this month at church, and my pastor (who spent a lot of time in NY, MI, and UT), thought I was weird. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC) 486
Get back on food: Easy Cheeseball from my mom.
One pack cream cheese One pack blue cheese Random cheese (shredded cheddar or whatever) Two - three - four cloves of garlic (whatever you like) 2 - 3 tablespoons of Worcestershire Sauce (or as much as you like) Mix altogether into a ball, set in the fridge to make sure all gels together, get butter knife, and crackers, and eat. You can also roll the cheeseball in crushed nuts - walnuts, or pecans, or whatever - if you wish. It really is a free-form sort of snack. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 06:54 PM (g1Aa8) 487
Wait. So a Dutch Baby is a pineapple upside-down came made with apples?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 17, 2019 06:05 PM (naEeR) All of the Dutch Baby recipes I have seen, which include both Chef John's and Alton Brown's, are more like a sweet version of a popover or Yorkshire pudding than any sort of cake. My wife's favorite topping is thin apple slices sauteed in butter, then mixed with raisins previously soaked in brandy and sugar. Some people just dust with powdered sugar, however. Posted by: HTL at November 17, 2019 06:55 PM (rvJrw) 488
Welp, gonna go put the ankle up. I'm praying it heals really, really soon. Doc says it will be months because of ligament damage. Ugh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC) 489
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
------ You're nice! WeaselWoman is a big thank you note sender, too. Posted by: Weasel at November 17, 2019 06:56 PM (MVjcR) 490
You can also roll the cheeseball in crushed nuts - walnuts, or pecans, or whatever - if you wish. It really is a free-form sort of snack.
Posted by: Mikey NTH --- For any cheeseball, how long do you let it sit out before you serve it? Most of the sad examples I have seen have broken half crackers jutting out from the ball as it was hard as a rock when the guests tried to chisel off a hunk. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:56 PM (Y4EXg) 491
Duncanthrax, You do so much, I'll never be able to catch up.
I'm going to have to learn to scream Thank You in Welsh! Posted by: Ben Had Okay.....repeat after me....... THANK YOU IN WELSH ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 06:57 PM (arJlL) 492
I mentioned that at a committee meeting earlier this month at church, and my pastor (who spent a lot of time in NY, MI, and UT), thought I was weird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC) --- How are thank you notes not still a thing? My mom even managed to get us savages to write TY's. I will note that even nice well-bred adults don't always acknowledge gifts these days. Did you like it? Did you even receive it? I'll get a text a month later. Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:58 PM (Dc2NZ) 493
My Lebanese friend's version of zatar is herbed flatbread, she serves it with homemade yogurt. So good.
Posted by: kallisto at November 17, 2019 06:52 PM I put that stuff on everything. Stopped by my local Lebanese market after church this morning and picked up some of their za'atar pita chips. Currently nomming with cheese. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 17, 2019 06:58 PM (rBtIz) 494
>>Some people just dust with powdered sugar, however.
Posted by: HTL at November 17, 2019 06:55 PM (rvJrw) The recipe i followed had no sugar in it, but was dusted with powdered sugar. It was supposed to have lemon juice drizzled on, but instead I made the blueberry sauce, i added a bit of lemon juice to that. It wasn't super sweet, which was nice, and it had a softer custard like middle. Posted by: My life is insanity at November 17, 2019 06:59 PM (yolcu) 495
You can also roll the cheeseball in crushed nuts - walnuts, or pecans,
or whatever - if you wish. It really is a free-form sort of snack. Posted by: Mikey NTH Or paprika, for a little kick. Posted by: NC Ref at November 17, 2019 06:59 PM (Dxxm/) 496
The problem with brisket is it takes so damned long. I'll stick with pork butt.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 17, 2019 06:42 PM I've been experimenting with jacking the temp up to 350 or so after foiling. It takes several hours off. Still a most-of-the-day cook, but ... brisket. If I could only smoke one animal for the rest of my time, it would be the pig; but if I could only do one cut, t'would be brisket. Posted by: zombie Rodney King at November 17, 2019 06:59 PM (DMUuz) 497
Just cram loosies into the cavity.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 06:51 PM (Dc2NZ) Posted by: not so at November 17, 2019 06:59 PM (HALdu) 498
Huh. You know, a condolences food thread would be interesting. We cook and carry for people who lost someone, but I always keep a spare tin of coffee to carry, too, since they're generally having visitors and keeping the coffee maker going.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 07:00 PM (0GvUH) 499
Wow, the food thread has become the blog fight at the Golden Corral.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? I missed it ! I stepped out to YouTube and got mesmerized by old Elvis and Dean Martin. Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 07:01 PM (arJlL) 500
Mark (Anvil) from C&Rsenal takes a Dardick apart and tries to make ammo for it:
https://tinyurl.com/y7fenkpj Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2019 07:01 PM (ycWCI) 501
Most of the sad examples I have seen have broken
half crackers jutting out from the ball as it was hard as a rock when the guests tried to chisel off a hunk. Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 06:56 PM (Y4EXg) That's why I say put it into the fridge to gel together. It will stay cool, but with the cream cheese as a base it will be easy to spread right away. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (g1Aa8) 502
Moron Robbie - great idea. I never thought of that item to take.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (Y4EXg) Posted by: Moronau Cymru at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (DMUuz) 504
And mine, yours!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 17, 2019 06:25 PM (TdMsT) I don't think willow's autocucumber ever figured mine out! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (BiNEL) 505
The thing about Midway is the Japs should have pushed ahead with their landing force regardless of their losses.
The USN had shot their load and the IJN could have taken Midway for the cost of their 4 carriers and cruisers. History favors the bold. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 17, 2019 06:50 PM --- It would not have changed a thing. The Japanese would have to have abandoned Midway in less than six months if they had taken it. their supply chain was way too long to hold it against the ever increasing might of the US Navy. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (JUOKG) 506
Weasel, my mother would come down from Heaven and whup me for not sending thank-yous.
I taught our boy from an early age to write them, even if it was just a scrawl and a cute picture. When Mother died, I found every little note he ever sent her in her things. When Daddy died (24 years ago), D'oh Boy drew a picture of an airplane and a heart and the word "Papa." He dug a little hole in front of Daddy's headstone and planted it. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 17, 2019 07:03 PM (ptqGC) 507
DIOLCH YN GYMRAEG!
Posted by: Moronau Cymru at November 17, 2019 07:02 PM (DMUuz) Welsh: the Native tongue of Cthulhu. Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2019 07:03 PM (ycWCI) 508
Nood. Gun Thread is up.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 17, 2019 07:03 PM (DMUuz) 509
Zod does not "make" cheese, he calls it into being from the Cheese Zone.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes As long as he doesn't cut it ! Posted by: JT at November 17, 2019 07:04 PM (arJlL) Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2019 07:04 PM (EHVbt) 511
Or paprika, for a little kick.
Posted by: NC Ref at November 17, 2019 06:59 PM (Dxxm/) Sure, whatever you want. I just gave my mom's recipe, but like all recipes it is open for modification. All I know is that her cheeseball has never gone wrong or been rejected. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 17, 2019 07:05 PM (g1Aa8) 512
Welsh: the Native tongue of Cthulhu.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 17, 2019 07:03 PM (ycWCI) I thought it was Basque? Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 17, 2019 07:06 PM (BiNEL) 513
Since we're combining WWII and food, I'll drop this classic again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4kYKe37aWI Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 17, 2019 07:08 PM (Dc2NZ) 514
Condolence food: https://youtu.be/-YFRUSTiFUs
Posted by: ibguy at November 17, 2019 07:04 PM - Ha. That's worth a watch, everyone. Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 17, 2019 07:13 PM (0GvUH) 515
Weasel, your tractor probably has a solenoid to shut off the diesel when you turn off the key. I suspect it is not working.
Posted by: Ronster at November 17, 2019 07:26 PM (s+LWh) 516
Thanks everyone for the recipes! These do look delicious, yes even the brussel sprout one..... lol
Posted by: MarcusZ1967 at November 17, 2019 07:47 PM (rGlv6) 517
Weasel, check all the lever settings. My Kubota has so many darned interlocks that not starting immediately is no longer a surprise. I spent 6 hours once chasing circuits before discovering that the pto lever was not all the way in "off"
Posted by: WingNut at November 17, 2019 07:54 PM (syT9t) 518
Costco Kirkland malbec
Posted by: S.Lynn at November 17, 2019 08:21 PM (Y0Ei6) 519
Carrot recipe: slice in rounds, boil in water with TBL sugar for 20 minutes til a dente. Drain. Return to pan, add pat of butter and some maple syrup (even sugar-free syrup). Cook about 5 minutes then serve with a pinch of salt.
Posted by: S.Lynn at November 17, 2019 08:34 PM (Y0Ei6) 520
Next month is Christmas and the Roast Beast for Christmas Dinner
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