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Stuart Chevalier.jpg


Chevalier D'Eon
Thomas Stuart

In this case you are correct. Just read about...uh...xer?

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 Meep meep

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:30 AM (PkVlr)

2 And I thought it was just a nightmare

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:30 AM (PkVlr)

3 I admit I'm confused.

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

4 Trifecta?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (PkVlr)

5 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (XkxK0)

6 Quite the dandy.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (PkVlr)

7 French.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself with Rages and Roars from the Outrage Outlet! at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (hLRSq)

8 and called it macaroni

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (lwiT4)

9 Loafers = light

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (XkxK0)

10 Damn I needs a hat just like that!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

11 It's gonna be one of these days...

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (UnA8+)

12 Dude looks like a lady.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (ZLI7S)

13 That is a person, not a horse.

I think.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (ZfRYq)

14 That kid from yesterday is all growed up.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (QxMUy)

15 Quite the dandy.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


The dandy is looking for someone to noodle his macaroni.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (XkxK0)

16 Barbara Bush ??

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (BqBId)

17 100 comment rule too complicated for you? [CBD]

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (5IHGB)

18 Some people call me Maurice

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (IOZPP)

19 What the fuck is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (cEsBM)

20 Damn I needs a hat just like that!
Posted by: rhennigantx



Huggy Bear called. He wants his hat back.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (XkxK0)

21 Zoe Tur - the Early Years

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (IttZ7)

22 Stunning. Brave. A model for future men. The painting is pretty good, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (I2dne)

23 4 Trifecta?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:31 AM (PkVlr)

Close, very close, but all contestants receive a copy of the exciting HQ home game!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (NWiLs)

24 ?

Posted by: JT at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (arJlL)

25 In this case you are correct.
Posted by: CBD


When is that ever not the case?

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (5ff1+)

26 Is it wearing a corset?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (PkVlr)

27 What the fuck is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 09:33 AM (cEsBM)

tranny....I looked it up

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)

28 Schiff's next witness

Posted by: VM's phone at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (M3kGN)

29 Fancy hat for a guy who wear women clothes.

Posted by: dantesed at November 19, 2019 09:34 AM (88xKn)

30 I prefer to be called Neon D'eon.

Posted by: Chevalier D'eon at November 19, 2019 09:35 AM (FJYfm)

31 George Washington in drag?

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

32 A few days ago (last week?) Ace posted a short list of alternate news aggregators to the Drudge Report. I foolishly didn't flag is at the time. Now I would like to get the list back, if possible. Thanx

Posted by: Semilitterate at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (5rGQg)

33 So what kind of bird has feathers like that?

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

34 12 Dude looks like a lady.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (ZLI7S)


never judge a book by its cover
or who you gonna love by your lover

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (JFO2v)

35 Hi Insom!

No screaming last night, but I had to be shaken awake whilst yelling.

Life sucks when you're afraid to go to sleep.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (PkVlr)

36

He?she? LOVES going to BALLS.

he gets his Belle rung every time in Paree.

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (5IHGB)

37 Frenchy Frog Fag. This is what happens when you drink wine. A cautionary tale for this generation.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

38 Are you having nightmares, Nurse?

Posted by: VM's phone at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (M3kGN)

39 Yikes.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (G0vdT)

40 Is that Lola?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (vd8XM)

41 Well, now.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (754s8)

42 33 So what kind of bird has feathers like that?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

cock of the walk

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

43 I already know about this one. And I'm leaving it be.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (Rvlwi)

44 Oy! That's not a Shelia!

Posted by: Mick Dundee, The Outback at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (gmo/4)

45 This is what happens when you drink wine. A cautionary tale for this generation.
Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (gmo/4)


That's why I stick to vodka. And lately, paint fumes.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 19, 2019 09:37 AM (FJYfm)

46

Ponce D'Eon

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (m45I2)

47 Along the lines of this, I was listening to Brett Bear yesterday and his entire panel of pundits, talking about buttgig how he won't get black vote. It's become glaringly obvious that none of them will actually say the reason why he won't get the black vote. It's now the unspeakable thing.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (QxMUy)

48 Apparently the Chevalier was a... curiosity

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevalier_d%27%C3%89on

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (7HtZB)

49 Red Medal winner at the Castro Street Fair

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (vd8XM)

50 words.....i cannot find any...

Posted by: krusty at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (C+gy5)

51 George Washington's woke brother/sister/zer.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM (SH7Tr)

52 Paging zombie.....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (ptqGC)

53 Is it Tranny Tuesday already?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (k4dH2)

54 37 Frenchy Frog Fag. This is what happens when you drink wine. A cautionary tale for this generation.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (gmo/4)

The devil's brew will make a tranny out of you.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (O+iVW)

55 J'ai accidentellement eu un contact visuel avec un travesti dans un bar et il m'a suivi jusqu'à chez moi.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

56 38


Nightmares would be welcome. My demons have made a break for it and are roaming freely, torturing me whenever I close my eyes.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)

57 What are the odds D'eon wasn't wearing pants for this painting?

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (FJYfm)

58 I believe that's what was called a "handsome woman" back in the day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (ptqGC)

59 Show some respect Horde, he/she is wearing a medal.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (wiXsO)

60 What the fuck is that?

Posted by: Nevergiveup



CBD promised us yesterday we were going to get it.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (XkxK0)

61 Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (PkVlr)

Yikes. Maybe you should get a therapy otter. Then again, we know what kind of risk it poses to have an otter around while you're sleeping...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (NWiLs)

62 I think I've reached peak tranny saturation. I don't want to hear about, think about or see another transvestite, transitioning, gender mixed up person again as long as I live. Sadly, just like cat hair, there's always one more and I'll never be able to break free.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 09:40 AM (JoUsr)

63 http://bit.ly/37kxTn6
*******
Joseph Stalin Warns Dems May Be Going Too Far Left | The Babylon Bee
*******
HAHAHA The Bee

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:40 AM (BqBId)

64
Be Sure To Drink Your Ovaltine limerick of the day. Link in my nick.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 09:40 AM (m45I2)

65 Proof that George Washington was a cross dresser.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 09:40 AM (yRAFu)

66 What are the odds D'eon wasn't wearing pants for this painting?
Posted by: Ted K.


Not sure that D'eon owns pants.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:40 AM (XkxK0)

67 ... talking about buttgig how he won't get black vote. It's become glaringly obvious that none of them will actually say the reason why he won't get the black vote. It's now the unspeakable thing.
Posted by: Roscoe at November 19, 2019 09:38 AM


You're saying Democrats are homophobic?

Unpossible!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (5ff1+)

68 Despite the "subject" the workmanship on the painting is fabulous. The sheen on the ribbon, the lace on the collar, and the five o'clock shadow. I wonder why he didn't stuff his bodice?

It's also hard to believe that London "accepted" this person as more than a curiosity. They seemed to have quite an interest in unusual people as semi-pets.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (U7k5w)

69 I see the Deep State was able to incept at least one operative on Pence's staff.


This is not how it should be, we really are in tremendous danger.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (43qa7)

70 So what kind of bird has feathers like that?


Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)


Extinct.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (ptqGC)

71 Nightmares would be welcome. My demons have made a
break for it and are roaming freely, torturing me whenever I close my
eyes.





Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)



That does not sound good. At all. Is there someone you can talk to? I don't mean to pry, just concerned.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

72 65: I was thinking Martha.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (U7k5w)

73 I believe that's what was called a "handsome woman" back in the day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


She needs a shave.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (XkxK0)

74 LOL, Jane.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (lwiT4)

75 Thank God the hat hides his bald spot.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (yRAFu)

76 He lived in London. Cleveland Street, perhaps?

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

77 It's become glaringly obvious that none of them will actually say the reason why he won't get the black vote. It's now the unspeakable thing.


Maybe it's because Buttgig isn't black?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (vd8XM)

78 Prince Andrew not sweating?

Posted by: henry at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (JMDly)

79 How Vindman pictures himself in his mind.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (ptqGC)

80 Would not hang.

Posted by: Epstein at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (88+cf)

81 Lola. L-O-L-A Lola.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (ZGrMX)

82 Muldoon, that's very cryptic of you
Clever!

Posted by: VM's phone at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (M3kGN)

83 I am not a "do it yourself" kind of guy.

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at November 19, 2019 09:42 AM (UCiEJ)

84 78 Prince Andrew not sweating?
---------------------
Eat lots of gravy, you will begin to sweat it out.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (yRAFu)

85 Despite the "subject" the workmanship on the painting is fabulous. The sheen on the ribbon, the lace on the collar, and the five o'clock shadow.



*le snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (XkxK0)

86 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348742/

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (KNsKs)

87 33 So what kind of bird has feathers like that?
Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:36 AM (lwiT4)

Marabou storks

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (U7k5w)

88 Welp, there goes my rage meter and BP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)

89 86 I think one of the commenters was right that it must have been anti trans.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (KNsKs)

90 This individual can now go and enjoy CFA

Posted by: Truck Monkey at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (flINI)

91 This is not how it should be, we really are in tremendous danger.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 09:41 AM (43qa7)

If only the people had a mechanism to suppress a tyrannical government.

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (Q5eBq)

92 he two prison guards who were responsible for keeping watch over accused sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein on the night he committed suicide inside his New York City jail cell have been arrested.

The two unnamed guards are charged with falsifying prison records, according to The New York Times. The arrests are the first by federal investigators who have been investigating how Epstein was allowed to take his own life on August 10 inside a heavily guarded jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correctional Center.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (BqBId)

93 Muldoon, that's very cryptic of you
Clever!
Posted by: VM's phone


*******

Thanks. The meme lives on.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (m45I2)

94 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348742/
Posted by: steevy

Unpossible!!!
Women aren't skeevy pervs like them naughty men are!

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

95 Grammie,
I'll be ok. Takes time and prayer and patience. I will beat them back into their box.

But sleep would really help.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (PkVlr)

96 "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH THAT!" -- Obligatory Ben Whattaburger

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (qGehY)

97 Ladies, don't you just hate it when a dood looks better in a dress than you do?

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

98 What a confused article at the link: can't decide if a guy in a dress is a guy or a gal.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (xmKbk)

99 Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (JFO2v)

100 Prayers for you, Nurse.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (ptqGC)

101

Justine show me where the Tinkerer Tailored Buggerman Keef caressed you and moar Pics S'il vous plait.

Were you ROYALLY surprised like the HONOURABLE Prince ANDY????

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (5IHGB)

102 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348742/
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (KNsKs)
+++++++++++++++
So it was either *really* bad or it was milquetoast nonsense. Modern American university, so I'm going with "nothingburger resulting in wildly disproportionate consequences" unless I learn otherwise.

If any of those volleyball players are feeling despondent, I also humbly offer my services in the "cheering up" department.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (I2dne)

103 Vindman is Nervous He has the shakes

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (BqBId)

104 Where'd she just come from, an oatmeal box?

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 09:45 AM (RuIsu)

105 Nurse, I will pray for you.

Also, this will sound odd - could it be your subconscious telling you something is physically wrong? Something you are eating/ drinking/ inhaling unknowingly maybe?

Posted by: VM's phone at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (M3kGN)

106 97 Ladies, don't you just hate it when a dood looks better in a dress than you do?

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

*looks suspiciously at ettes*

I was under the impression that all the ettes were beauties with glorious knockers.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (O+iVW)

107 Welp, there goes my rage meter and BP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)
**********
What happened? Oh, and congratulations on you and garrett getting the top commenter of the week award.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (wiXsO)

108 This fuckwad thinks he's a hero.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (U6f/q)

109 102 One commenter suggested it was anti trans and I feel that is likely.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (KNsKs)

110 >>The two unnamed guards are charged with falsifying prison records, according to The New York Times. The arrests are the first by federal investigators who have been investigating how Epstein was allowed to take his own life on August 10 inside a heavily guarded jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correctional Center.

Sounds like something is happening. Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (ZLI7S)

111 94 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348742/
Posted by: steevy

Unpossible!!!
Women aren't skeevy pervs like them naughty men are!
Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (vd8XM)

They said the other team were a bunch of pussys

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (JFO2v)

112 Ladies, don't you just hate it when a dood looks better in a dress than you do?
Posted by: Kris



*cough Caitlyn Jenner Woman of the Year cough*

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (XkxK0)

113 If any of those volleyball players are feeling despondent, I also humbly offer my services in the "cheering up" department.

--

Be careful. This is 2019, ya know. You'll wind up getting a Chevalier D'Eon.

Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (JoUsr)

114 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM


Given the Quakers were 4-8 in conference play, this seems like a peaceful way to end the season without embarrassment.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (5ff1+)

115 By the way, I only have maybe 30 or less years left, so I do not have the intestinal fortitude to watch the left wing masturbatory hearings so if anything interesting happens, please let us know. I mean like a duel challenge or a fist fight or a sim ply "Fuck You Bug Eyes" would work

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (cEsBM)

116 Past 100, time to shit on Vindman.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (UnA8+)

117 *cough Caitlyn Jenner Woman of the Year cough*
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (XkxK0)
+++++++++++++++
I'll see your Bruce Jenner and raise you a Jonathan Yaniv.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (I2dne)

118 110 >>The two unnamed guards are charged with falsifying prison records, according to The New York Times. The arrests are the first by federal investigators who have been investigating how Epstein was allowed to take his own life on August 10 inside a heavily guarded jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correctional Center.

I see Arkancide in their future..

Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (UCiEJ)

119 Nurse Ratched, I found this for you:

Sea Otters' Tool Use Leaves Behind Distinct Archeological Signature

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7adp5r

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (1glZx)

120 77 Maybe it's because Buttgig isn't black?
Neither is Biden. But they think he gets it.

Posted by: Roscoe at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (QxMUy)

121 89: I agree. Apparently Penn plans on forcing delusion acceptance. Before you know it they'll admit students who believe they are the dead Romanovs.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (U7k5w)

122 What happened? Oh, and congratulations on you and garrett getting the top commenter of the week award.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (wiXsO)


I figured I would, what with being laid up and all. Remarkably, I was commenting from my #$%@ phone, too.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (ptqGC)

123 The two unnamed guards are charged with falsifying prison records, according to The New York Times. The arrests are the first by federal investigators who have been investigating how Epstein was allowed to take his own life on August 10 inside a heavily guarded jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correctional Center.

Sounds like something is happening. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (ZLI7S)


Or they just found a couple of scapegoats. "Hey, look! We found the 2 guards who should have stopped a suicide. They weren't doing their jobs, and that's how it happened. Now, let's move along, shall we?"

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (FJYfm)

124 VM's phone.

That's exactly what frightens me most.
I hate doctors.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (PkVlr)

125 Sometimes when my iron was really low I'd wake up in the night feeling anxious / upset for no reason

Posted by: VM's phone at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (M3kGN)

126 106 97 Ladies, don't you just hate it when a dood looks better in a dress than you do?

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

*looks suspiciously at ettes*

I was under the impression that all the ettes were beauties with glorious knockers.
Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (O+iVW)

Well, of course. Obviously. But sometimes you get that one guy that makes fabulousness look effortless.

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (OyyDO)

127 So it was either *really* bad or it was milquetoast nonsense. Modern American university, so I'm going with "nothingburger resulting in wildly disproportionate consequences" unless I learn otherwise.

If any of those volleyball players are feeling despondent, I also humbly offer my services in the "cheering up" department.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

---

My guess is that the posters made reference to normal, natural marriage between one man and one woman.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (Y4EXg)

128 I will beat them back into their box.>>
Good thoughts sent. I hear Otter boxes are pretty strong.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (754s8)

129 Be careful. This is 2019, ya know. You'll wind up getting a Chevalier D'Eon.
Posted by: Lady in Black at November 19, 2019 09:46 AM (JoUsr)
+++++++++++++
Hmm. Fair point. Juwanna Men are ineligible for my consolation. I think that's in the NCAA bylaws.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (I2dne)

130 "The unnamed guards...."

Parents!! Name your children. Causes nothing but trouble, you see. Epstein might still be alive yet today, had they been given proper names. Sheesh.

Posted by: Common Tater at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (vFd8X)

131 Bunch of smartasses on Twitchy name the movie of All's Well That Swallows Well farting.

https://bit.ly/2O4PasZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (+y/Ru)

132 >>Or they just found a couple of scapegoats. "Hey, look! We found the 2 guards who should have stopped a suicide. They weren't doing their jobs, and that's how it happened. Now, let's move along, shall we?"

Then why did the feds offer them a plea deal?

You don't offer plea deals without a quid pro quo.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)

133 I see Arkancide in their future..
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Epstein at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (UCiEJ)

Or a quick trip to Cyprus to collect the cash, then move to Paris.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (U7k5w)

134 Vindman just cloaked himself in glory, and spoke to his dead dad.

I can't even.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

135 86 Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/348742/
Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM (KNsKs)

What constitutes "vulgar"? The article provides no meaningful detail about the posters.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (NWiLs)

136 IIRC the Crown sent a cross-dressing Governor to one of the colonies pre-Revolution. That guy was really flamboyant.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (Fi4B5)

137 The two unnamed guards are charged with falsifying prison records, according to The New York Times. The arrests are the first by federal investigators who have been investigating how Epstein was allowed to take his own life on August 10 inside a heavily guarded jail cell at the New York Metropolitan Correctional Center.

Sounds like something is happening. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: JackStraw


Funny how the government can move fast when it wants to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (XkxK0)

138 Turkish President Erdogan: Our God Commands Us To Be Violent To The Kuffar

The congregants then cheered Erdogan on, shouting Allahu Akbar

NO F-35s for you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (cEsBM)

139 Welp, there goes my rage meter and BP.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:43 AM


Wasn't me this time.

Posted by: Shep at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (5ff1+)

140 My guess is that the posters made reference to normal, natural marriage between one man and one woman.

Or it was a hot guy with some message about marrying him. Can't have heterosexuality happening, this is 2019!

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ZGrMX)

141
They said the other team were a bunch of pussys
Posted by: rhennigantx

Jefe, would you say they have a plethora of pussys?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

142 What happened to my #17 comment it has been altered to something I never wrote?

who can do this the thread author? and why? pissed off.

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 09:50 AM (5IHGB)

143 134 Vindman just cloaked himself in glory, and spoke to his dead dad.

I can't even.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ptqGC)

As Rush likes to say...

Washington : Hollywood for Ugly People.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (UnA8+)

144 >>Funny how the government can move fast when it wants to.

Even funnier that not all investigations are the same.

The investigation of the mayor in Muncie, Indiana took 4 years. For a mayor in Muncie.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (ZLI7S)

145 116 Past 100, time to shit on Vindman.
Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (UnA8+)

It's never a bad time to shit on Lt. Col Flounder, who would probably be quite well suited to the hat in the picture!

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (U7k5w)

146
It's Margaret Rutherford as Miss Marple in Murder at the Big Hat Party

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (Un9AW)

147 My guess is that the posters made reference to normal, natural marriage between one man and one woman.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (Y4EXg)
++++++++++++
This, or trans-skepticism, didn't even cross my RADAR until mentioned here. I just assumed it would be something in poor taste because they're college-aged. I suppose it is entirely possible, even probable, that they are actually being punished for something that is normal outside the university context.

I feel shame that I didn't consider the "what if it was actually normal" angle.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (I2dne)

148 Weird.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (H5knJ)

149 Royal Navy man obviously....

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (KNsKs)

150 Conservatives should never give drudge another view.

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at November 19, 2019 09:51 AM (5bp/r)

151 Hmmm. Could it be that this dude wasn't really all that stunning and brave like the article wants to claim? But rather the Brits put up with it because they thought it was pretty funny that the Frenchman liked wearing dresses.

Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (SjIcT)

152 Or they just found a couple of scapegoats. "Hey, look! We found the 2 guards who should have stopped a suicide. They weren't doing their jobs, and that's how it happened. Now, let's move along, shall we?"

Then why did the feds offer them a plea deal?

You don't offer plea deals without a quid pro quo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)


Hillary's IT guy got an immunity deal, and then spilled the beans on...no one. A crooked prosecutor can make a case go away really quietly and quickly when he/she wants to.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (FJYfm)

153 I'm sure the president of Ukraine was anxious to hear the advice of this stumbling fuckwad.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (U6f/q)

154 Jefe, would you say they have a plethora of pussys?
Posted by: Bruce

---

My brain read this in Sylvester's voice. LOL

Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (Y4EXg)

155 Well, CBD said today's painting will be 'different'. And it is. The write up in the link makes me want to throw up. I am so tired of all this glorification of perversion. (I should never have watched that Sprite commercial. It is beyond disgusting.)

The portrait doesn't do much for me. It's rather bland even with the strange model. But the clothing, especially, the hat and lace, is well done.

Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (bmdz3)

156 What happened to my #17 comment it has been altered to something I never wrote?




The Art Thread reserves the right to limit the first 100 comments to, uh, Art.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (lwiT4)

157 >>Hillary's IT guy got an immunity deal, and then spilled the beans on...no one. A crooked prosecutor can make a case go away really quietly and quickly when he/she wants to.

Very true. Let's see if this one goes away.

I'm betting no way in hell.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:53 AM (ZLI7S)

158 Daaaaaaaamnnnn..... and I just ate breakfast...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at November 19, 2019 09:53 AM (zL/eJ)

159 Will no one rid us of the Deep State?

Last week, my fish wrap ran a "cartoon" with the title "Deep State" over a uniformed military man, labeling him as honorable, courageous, etc., and a picture of fat PDT with a golf club.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (ptqGC)

160 IT'S MA'AM!

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (Xvo1a)

161 158 Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at November 19, 2019 09:53 AM (zL/eJ)
+++++++++++++++
So is the airline one of the old-school ones that doesn't have dude attendants? Because I'll bet a gaggle of anticommunist Colombian stewardesses have the hawt. Is that true? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)

162 Hoo-boy, never thought I'd see a trans-themed art thread week at AoSHQ.Ok then!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (bDqIh)

163 Love how in his response Vindman says "policy," and Schiff corrects him and says, "you mean politics."

Vindman: "Yes, politics."

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (sGotD)

164 Last week, my fish wrap ran a "cartoon" with the title "Deep State" over a uniformed military man, labeling him as honorable, courageous, etc., and a picture of fat PDT with a golf club.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (ptqGC)
+++++++++
Innovative. Edgy. Groundbreaking. Real truth-to-power stuff. Etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (I2dne)

165 Chevalier D'Eon was one of the more notable spies. He was a French Exile who lived in England, and would wear both men and women's clothing. He once fought and won a duel with rapiers while wearing a dress, and declined to participate in a betting pool to determine what sex he was.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (1glZx)

166 Vindman apparently had zero concerns about Barry's refusal to arm Ukraine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (ptqGC)

167 127
My guess is that the posters made reference to normal, natural marriage between one man and one woman.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (Y4EXg)

one man and one woman, two otters, DEon, and a midget to be named later.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (JFO2v)

168 Why would anyone have a print of this painting in their home unless they were Bruce Jenner.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (wiXsO)

169 The portrait: Swashbuckling and fabulous!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (qC1Sy)

170 Yikes.

Like Clinton painting

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (vEIlU)

171 Vindman apparently had zero concerns about Barry's refusal to arm Ukraine.

Everything a leftist says is projection. They're screaming about PDT being a Putin puppet because they *ARE* Putin puppets.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ZGrMX)

172 This is the best Schiff has?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ZLI7S)

173 Boy, the democrats can sure pick great witnesses.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (U6f/q)

174 150 Conservatives should never give drudge another view.


...


Oh they will.

Posted by: NFL CFA HOLLYWOOD FOX NEWS at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (Q5eBq)

175 So is the airline one of the old-school ones that
doesn't have dude attendants? Because I'll bet a gaggle of anticommunist
Colombian stewardesses have the hawt. Is that true? Asking for a
friend.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)


I once had the opportunity to fly Avianca . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (1glZx)

176 Vindman is the exact type of officer my son and his fellow NCOs used to avoid like the plague.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ptqGC)

177 This is the best Schiff has?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
Fake news. This portrait is not of Schiff. Neck isn't pencily enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (I2dne)

178 Could be worse. Could be Otto-man again.

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (gmo/4)

179 one man and one woman, two otters, DEon, and a midget to be named later.



Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:55 AM (JFO2v)



The Tampa Bay Rays, then.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)

180 I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me real good.

Posted by: Chevalier D'Eon at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (CLteG)

181 155 Well, CBD said today's painting will be 'different'. And it is. The write up in the link makes me want to throw up. I am so tired of all this glorification of perversion. (I should never have watched that Sprite commercial. It is beyond disgusting.)

The portrait doesn't do much for me. It's rather bland even with the strange model. But the clothing, especially, the hat and lace, is well done.
Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (bmdz3)

They may be glorifying it now, but at the time the portrait was painted I would suspect the subject was "accepted" as a freak and a curiosity and that Parliament never considered legislation to force men to date the dude in the dress.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (U7k5w)

182 Could be worse. Could be Otto-man again.
Posted by: Archer

Otto-man, the FRONT view

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (vd8XM)

183 Fake news. This portrait is not of Schiff. Neck isn't pencily enough.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (I2dne)


And no bug-eyes.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (ptqGC)

184 Kindletot,

Thank you for the otter article. It just proves my theory that otters are more clever and industrious than most democrats.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (4JAk0)

185 There was an anime series some years ago that had the same title as this painting.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (E+OcO)

186 119 Nurse Ratched, I found this for you:

Sea Otters' Tool Use Leaves Behind Distinct Archeological Signature

https://preview.tinyurl.com/v7adp5r
Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 09:47 AM (1glZx)

Their welding beads are remarkably steady-handed and even.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)

187 Well thats a fashion statement.

Morning.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (3pO3n)

188 Spy? So, like the white version of M. Butterfly?

The Chinese "husband" explained to his friends, "European women have more visible body hair than us and a more prominent bone structure. Still, don't point out her moustache. She's very sensitive about that."

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (2RBkF)

189 nurse, St. John's wort will calm the night megrims. But it's metabolised in the liver so you need to keep an eye on enzyme levels.

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (fE1wp)

190 If they put Lou Reed on a postage stamp, would you lick it?

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (RuIsu)

191 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. She looks...practical.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (axyOa)

192 The Tampa Bay Rays, then.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
-------------

Due to my fear of grammie, no way I would mention the Cubs in this context.

Nope, not at all.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (qC1Sy)

193 If you look at the timing, it's obvious that the impeachment sham has been brought into play to counter the FISA report. They're trying to use the MAD doctrine against Trump, but I don't think he's interested.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (oVJmc)

194 141
They said the other team were a bunch of pussys
Posted by: rhennigantx

Jefe, would you say they have a plethora of pussys?
Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 09:50 AM (vd8XM)

and they call the midgets on the debate team cunning runts

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)

195 Vindman is the exact type of officer my son and his fellow NCOs used to avoid like the plague.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ptqGC)

My fellow officers and I avoided this kind of staff flunky as much as possible too...

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (gmo/4)

196 156. I heartily support the 100 comment rule on the Art Thread, inconsistently applied though it may be.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (Fi4B5)

197 They may be glorifying it now, but at the time the portrait was painted I would suspect the subject was "accepted" as a freak and a curiosity and that Parliament never considered legislation to force men to date the dude in the dress.
Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (U7k5w)
++++++++++++++
You mean it might have been something like an early version of the actual virtue of "tolerance" as opposed to "totalitarian thugs forcing acceptance, embrace and celebration down your throat?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (I2dne)

198 Maurice Chevalier's great er grandmother?

Posted by: JAS at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (DBGf/)

199 CBD flies to England two seats behind The Beast and her spawn, returns, and gives us this tranny art.

Coincidence?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (ptqGC)

200 blake

Posted by: grammie winger at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (lwiT4)

201 Love how in his response Vindman says "policy," and Schiff corrects him and says, "you mean politics."

Vindman: "Yes, politics."
Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (sGotD)



Schiff for brains must hate it when he goes off script

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (kw5n8)

202 She's got Donald Pleasance eyes.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (RuIsu)

203 Huh, I stumbled into another otter thread. You guys are otter your minds.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (3pO3n)

204 151 Hmmm. Could it be that this dude wasn't really all that stunning and brave like the article wants to claim? But rather the Brits put up with it because they thought it was pretty funny that the Frenchman liked wearing dresses.
Posted by: Buzzion at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (SjIcT)

This was painted in 1792. Britain was at war with France and would be off-and-on until 1815. I wouldn't be surprised if this was an Englishman's depiction of the decadent and exotic revolutionary French.

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

205 Charles-Genevieve-Louis-Auguste-Andre-Timothee d'Eon de Beaumont (5 October 1728 -' 21 May 1810), usually known as the Chevalier d'Eon, was a French diplomat, spy, Freemason[2] and soldier who fought in the Seven Years' War. D'Eon had androgynous physical characteristics and natural abilities as a mimic and a spy. D'Eon appeared publicly as a man and pursued masculine occupations for 49 years, although during that time d'Eon successfully infiltrated the court of Empress Elizabeth of Russia by presenting as a woman. For 33 years, from 1777, d'Eon dressed as a woman, identifying as female. Doctors who examined d'Eon's body after death discovered "male organs in every respect perfectly formed", but also feminine characteristics.

-
Ummmm. "Male organs in every respect perfectly formed."

Posted by: Mayory Pete at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (+y/Ru)

206 So is the airline one of the old-school ones that doesn't have dude attendants? Because I'll bet a gaggle of anticommunist Colombian stewardesses have the hawt. Is that true? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 09:54 AM (I2dne)
+++++++++
Mostly, re-claimed DC-3's with new turbo packages for both higher altitude and flight characteristics. Gotta give those 'free jumpers' some hope, dontchaknow...

Yeah, Consuela and Rosita are our darlings - you should see what they do with electric cattle prods and Speedos...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (zL/eJ)

207 That's Macaroni !!!

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (2DOZq)

208 My BP just went up 20 points.

Reading that the Dem's were freaked out how effect Elise Stefanik was during the impeachment hearings and donated $1M to her opponent to Tedra Cobb over the weekend.

George Conway, wife of Kellyanne Conway, contributed the max of $2,800 and posted the check on social media.

I only take solace in the fact the Stefanik struck a serious blow last week.

"If you're not taking flak, your not over the target"

Clearly, she's over the target.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (G0vdT)

209 Funny how the government can move fast when it wants to.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (XkxK0)

_______


Just underpay your property taxes by $8.41 and see how fast they seize and sell your property.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (qGehY)

210 I'm dying to hear this stuttering clusterfuck when our team starts questioning.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (U6f/q)

211 Thank you for the otter article. It just proves my theory that otters are more clever and industrious than most democrats.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (4JAk0)


MOST?!?!?!? Name one who's better than me!

Posted by: The Otter at November 19, 2019 10:00 AM (FJYfm)

212 Anyone know who owns Schiff? Is Burbank that fucked these days?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:00 AM (yRAFu)

213 she's flying coach with her breader?

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:00 AM (0O7c5)

214 You should see his turnbuckle. WOOOOOO!

Posted by: Ric Flair, Nobleman of Fury at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (5oGb/)

215 Vindman is the guy that is going to bring down Trump?

Not likely.

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (ZfRYq)

216 she's flying coach with her breader?
Posted by: phoenixgirl

Breader? They going to deep fry her?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (vd8XM)

217 Charles-Genevieve-Louis-Auguste-Andre-Timothee d'Eon de Beaumont


There's the problem right there. Confuse the poor kid growing up.

"Charles Genevieve! Come here this instant!"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (XkxK0)

218 FYI - ace has said he isn't strict about the 100 comment rule on his own threads but expects morons to observe that guidance on cob threads.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (Fi4B5)

219 There are opinions that Casimir Pulaski did not have male sexual organs.


Seriously.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (ptqGC)

220 I'm dying to hear this stuttering clusterfuck when our team starts questioning.
Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (U6f/q)
+++++++++++++
Gonna have to wait for the Senate trial before anything approaching unfettered questioning will be permitted. And even in that case, the questioners will be Senate Republicans, so I'm calling it a crap shoot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:01 AM (I2dne)

221 Cannabis stocks are a sea of red as selloff stretches to sixth straight day

https://on.mktw.net/2Osm1GR

"Cannabis stocks were a sea of red again on Monday, with Aurora Cannabis tumbling another 15% following disappointing earnings and MedMen down 23% on news of job cuts and asset sales."



Lurking MooMoo is losing his shirt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (KzvQU)

222 213 she's flying coach with her breader?
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:00 AM (0O7c5)
----------------------

The Clinton Foundation lost 16 million last year.

Cutbacks must be made!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (qC1Sy)

223 Can you imagine how hard it is for Trump not to be tweeting right now?

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (U6f/q)

224 Reading that the Dem's were freaked out how effect Elise Stefanik was during the impeachment hearings and donated $1M to her opponent to Tedra Cobb over the weekend.

George Conway, wife of Kellyanne Conway, contributed the max of $2,800 and posted the check on social media.




If ever anyone is in need of a serious beating it's that fat POS

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (kw5n8)

225 Schiff for brains must hate it when he goes off script
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (kw5n
~~~~~

Right? And Vindman needs to look at his notes far too often for me to have any confidence in his responses.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (sGotD)

226 My BP just went up 20 points.

Reading that the Dem's were freaked out how effect Elise Stefanik was during the impeachment hearings and donated $1M to her opponent to Tedra Cobb over the weekend.

George Conway, wife of Kellyanne Conway, contributed the max of $2,800 and posted the check on social media.

I only take solace in the fact the Stefanik struck a serious blow last week.

"If you're not taking flak, your not over the target"

Clearly, she's over the target.
Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 09:59 AM (G0vdT)
**************
It ticked me off so much that I donated to Stefanik.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (wiXsO)

227 re otters joining the Stone Age: I have a theory we humans have been teaching a lot of animals, tool use, and giving a genetic advantage to those who figure out how to (say) open rubbish bins and Dumpsters.

forget Planet Of The Apes. we're creating Planet Of The Macaques, Capuchins, Pigs, Ravens, Bears and now Otters. which one rebels first?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (L9Whq)

228 The book "Operation Mincemeat" tells the story behind "The Man Who Never Was". In an aside, it reports that the head of British intelligence (maybe counter-intelligence?) for the Mediterranean theater was arrested in Madrid while wearing women's clothing -- while he was supposedly stationed in Cairo.

Apparently the matter is mentioned once or twice in the British records, but otherwise hushed up and buried.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (8xEBf)

229 *BREAKING NEWS*

Reports have been received that Rosie O'Donnell and her fiancee of nearly one year Elizabeth Rooney have split.

Ms. Rooney would have been Ms. O'Donnell's third wife.

Posted by: Moron News YOU Can Use at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (5ff1+)

230 This is pathetic. Vindman filed a complaint because he thought Trump wasn't doing what he wanted.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (ZLI7S)

231 lol, breeder but maybe the pizza place has new items? breader could be correct/

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (0O7c5)

232 re otters joining the Stone Age: I have a theory we
humans have been teaching a lot of animals, tool use, and giving a
genetic advantage to those who figure out how to (say) open rubbish bins
and Dumpsters.



forget Planet Of The Apes. we're creating Planet Of The Macaques,
Capuchins, Pigs, Ravens, Bears and now Otters. which one rebels first?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (L9Whq)


It seems as though squirrels should have learned not to run in front of cars by now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

233
Attention Horror - a limerick

There once was a bold Chevalier
Dressed weird, you might even say 'queer'
He oftensaid, "Wheeeeee,
Hey y'all! Look at Meeeeee!"
Bedecked like a gay chandelier.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (m45I2)

234 and they call the midgets on the debate team cunning runts
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)


Totally off topic, but since you used the "M word," Canadian hockey yesterday changed the designations of youth leagues so that there is no longer a "midgets" classification. Changing their anthem was one thing, but no more midget leagues?

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (FJYfm)

235 196 156. I heartily support the 100 comment rule on the Art Thread, inconsistently applied though it may be.
Posted by: kallisto

Yup.
I think it's kind of disrespectful to CBD to ignore his oft asked request that the first 100 or so comments on his Art Thread be reserved for artsy comments.

Posted by: Alice McD at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (E+yET)

236 safe, CBD removed your comment because it does not comply with the "hundred comment" rule. That is, do not post off-topic comments until the 100th comment has been made.

We've been getting careless lately...YT included. CBD is just trying to keep the first hundred on topic.

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (fE1wp)

237 That portrait is...unfortunate.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (BLT3V)

238 i hope Paolo makes Kellyanne squeal so loud George can hear from the driveway.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (L9Whq)

239 Reports have been received that Rosie O'Donnell and her fiancee of nearly one year Elizabeth Rooney have split.


Split, like mitosis?

Posted by: Bruce at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (vd8XM)

240 I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (Fi4B5)

241 Right? And Vindman needs to look at his notes far too often for me to have any confidence in his responses.
Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (sGotD)
++++++++++++++
When you need to refer to notes:
1) You don't know the material well
2) You're extremely nervous
3) You're lying
4) You've been tightly coached to say very specific things and you didn't have time to memorize your lines (this is something of an adjunct to point 1)

I don't think #1 is in play. #2 *might* be in play, though I somewhat doubt it given that this is, in large part, his show. I'm putting my money on #3 with a healthy dose of #4.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (I2dne)

242 So the Dems are making hay of the fact that Trump did not follow talking points given to him?

Posted by: blaster at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (ZfRYq)

243 Funny how the government can move fast when it wants to.

Even funnier that not all investigations are the same.

The investigation of the mayor in Muncie, Indiana took 4 years. For a mayor in Muncie.

Posted by: JackStraw



Yeah. And they knew Vindman was leaking classified info so bad the excluded him from meetings, but couldn't arrest him.

Doesn't take four years for that.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (XkxK0)

244 Is there a stray rescue operation for O'Donnell exes?

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (RuIsu)

245 This is pathetic. Vindman filed a complaint because he thought Trump wasn't doing what he wanted.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:03 AM (ZLI7S)



Who does he think he is a Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (kw5n8)

246 I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.


He plans to live the rest of his life as a Gay Man and fight the NRA.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (KzvQU)

247 And Vindman needs to look at his notes far too often for me to have any confidence in his responses.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (sGotD)


Notes = script

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (ptqGC)

248 But, Muldoon... isn't it pronounced shev-all-yay?

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (fE1wp)

249 Reverse Trap confirmed!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (PoHZ6)

250 Ms. Rooney would have been Ms. O'Donnell's third wife.

-
Ahhh. Traditional marriage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)

251 >>Yeah. And they knew Vindman was leaking classified info so bad the excluded him from meetings, but couldn't arrest him.

>>Doesn't take four years for that.


It sure doesn't. How curious.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (ZLI7S)

252 172
This is the best Schiff has?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:56 AM (ZLI7S)

_______


It's Fusion Glenn Simpson's best fiction to date.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (AySDY)

253 opinions that Casimir Pulaski did not have male sexual organs.

so, like David French?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (L9Whq)

254 It's a little-known fact: In his later years Barry Lyndon underwent a sex change operation. The surgeons were quite pleased with the results.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (gYKMg)

255 234 and they call the midgets on the debate team cunning runts
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:58 AM (JFO2v)


Totally off topic, but since you used the "M word," Canadian hockey yesterday changed the designations of youth leagues so that there is no longer a "midgets" classification. Changing their anthem was one thing, but no more midget leagues?
Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (FJYfm)

I would pay cash money to go see a midget hockey game.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (JFO2v)

256 It seems as though squirrels should have learned not to run in front of cars by now.>>
Every once in a while one goes nuts.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (754s8)

257 I'm putting my money on #3 with a healthy dose of #4.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (I2dne)
~~~~~

Seconded.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (sGotD)

258 Right? And Vindman needs to look at his notes far too often for me to have any confidence in his responses.
Posted by: IrishEi


Notes? That's a script.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (vcOmj)

259 Arr, grandma will be making them scurvy grandkids some cookies, arrrr!

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (MuF+J)

260 That painting is how Schiff sees himself.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (CQ3Qb)

261 Ms. Rooney would have been Ms. O'Donnell's third wife.

-
Ahhh. Traditional marriage.




This cried out for a Mickey Rooney sock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (KzvQU)

262 228, For a detailed look at overall British and American deception plans during WWII, look for a two volume set named Bodyguard of Lies by Anthony Cave Brown (it includes operation mincemeat in it). I also believe recently the body of the alleged officer has been identified.

Bodyguard mentions two other times that the dead body with plans gambit was used. One was in WWII with Rommel and the other was in WWI with General Allenby fighting in Palestine.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2019 10:07 AM (MItID)

263 The never happy WokeScolds are now demanding that Chick-Fil-a "provide safe working environments for LGBTQ" and "speak out against the hatred their brand represents."

And that's what you get for caving, CfA. The mob will never be satisfied and you'll still get eaten, maybe last, but eaten.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:08 AM (1XNk8)

264 All things considered, I think this is a fine portrait. The colors are bright, the lines and forms are crisp and clean. Most importantly, his personality is depicted. I think there's an interesting juxtaposition between the classy dress and the 5:00 shadow. He has a friendly face.

Posted by: Kris at November 19, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

265 I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (Fi4B5)
************
I'm convinced too. If he wasn't such an ugly slob I would think he was having an affair. His behavior is not that of a loving husband.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO)

266 FYI - ace has said he isn't strict about the 100 comment rule on his own threads but expects morons to observe that guidance on cob threads.
Posted by: kallisto


Which makes it hard to go OT on JJ's thread, since he covers almost everything.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:08 AM (XkxK0)

267 Who dis came early today, and its an easy one. Brian Stelter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:09 AM (NVYyb)

268 Hope Vindman is ready to retire. That cheesy fuck is now radioactive to any command structure.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2019 10:09 AM (WQZ1O)

269

The 2 prison guards who were supposed to check on Epstein have been arrested. I wonder how soon it will take for them to commit suicide?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:09 AM (kw5n8)

270 Who dis came early today, and its an easy one. Brian Stelter.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:09 AM (NVYyb)
++++++++++++
That dude looks much better and healthier than Butterball Beta Bottom.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:09 AM (I2dne)

271 Women don't have "wives."

Posted by: StefanH at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (rRVoL)

272 >>"Cannabis stocks were a sea of red again on Monday, with Aurora Cannabis
tumbling another 15% following disappointing earnings and MedMen down
23% on news of job cuts and asset sales."


Unexpectedly!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (bDqIh)

273 Vindman made a "funny." "I speak Russian and Ukrainian, and a little bit of English." Giggle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ptqGC)

274 forget Planet Of The Apes. we're creating Planet Of The Macaques,
Capuchins, Pigs, Ravens, Bears and now Otters. which one rebels first?


The trash pandas. They're everywhere around stately Casa Backwardio.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (HaL55)

275 This clown is clearly a #resistor.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)

276 Not being much of a looker myself, I'm usually slow to criticize someone else's appearance, but Sweet Baby Jesus that Conway guy is a disgusting slob! And I'm not talking about his mind or soul, both of which are also quite ugly. I'm talking about his physical appearance. He makes Nadler look good.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (FJYfm)

277 I wonder what Edward Longshanks would think about this particular dandy.

Then again, he was a treacherous and obnoxious turd per Braveheart, so who knows.

*lusts after Sophie Marceau*

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (Z4rgH)

278 This clown is clearly a #resistor.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ZLI7S)
++++++++++++
Too bad Trump runs at infinite current. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne)

279 But, Muldoon... isn't it pronounced shev-all-yay?


*********

Yeah. Sadly I got a little cavalier with my pronunciation.


Say! You know who else got a little cavalier?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)

280 It seems as though squirrels should have learned not to run in front of cars by now.>>
Every once in a while one goes nuts.
Posted by: FrodoB

It's not so much that they go nuts, it's that they can't stick with a plan of action. How many times have you seen them hit the yellow line free and clear, only to double back the wrong way?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (XkxK0)

281 >>Hope Vindman is ready to retire. That cheesy fuck is now radioactive to any command structure.

Please. He'll be hired by CNN or MSNBC as an analyst or go to work at Lawfareblog like the rested of team coup who have been fired.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (bDqIh)

282 Say! You know who else got a little cavalier?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (m45I2)
++++++++++++
Any sucker who bought a Cadillac Cimmaron?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (I2dne)

283 Cannabis' mellow = harshed

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:11 AM (1XNk8)

284 Oh, picture looks like George Washington in drag.

Posted by: whig at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (MItID)

285 273
Vindman made a "funny." "I speak Russian and Ukrainian, and a little bit of English." Giggle.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:10 AM (ptqGC)

i wonder who wrote it for him

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (0O7c5)

286 I wonder how soon it will take for them to commit suicide?

soon.

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (BLT3V)

287 It pisses me off to no end that, that fat bastard is wearing The Uniform

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (cEsBM)

288 265
I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (Fi4B5)

************

I'm convinced too. If he wasn't such an ugly slob I would think he
was having an affair. His behavior is not that of a loving husband.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 19, 2019 10:08 AM (wiXsO)


Conway is stinking rich. That's the only reason she stays with.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (CQ3Qb)

289 Cannabis stocks are a sea of red as selloff stretches to sixth straight day

https://on.mktw.net/2Osm1GR

"Cannabis stocks were a sea of red again on Monday, with Aurora Cannabis tumbling another 15% following disappointing earnings and MedMen down 23% on news of job cuts and asset sales."




That's funny because CNBC and Bloomberg are always hyping pot companies, stocks and ETFs as the best investments ever

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n8)

290 Their welding beads are remarkably steady-handed and even.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (NWiLs)


I worked in a welding shop as a parts guy for a while. I didn't inspect welds, but I did correct the welders spelling and interpret the shop notes.

***tears hair****

NEVER AGAIN! The HORRORS they inflicted on the English language!

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (1glZx)

291 Women don't have "wives."
Posted by: StefanH


More than feminists don't want to take the wife role, which is why lesbian couples get in so many fights.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (L9Whq)

292 The never happy WokeScolds are now demanding that
Chick-Fil-a "provide safe working environments for LGBTQ" and "speak out
against the hatred their brand represents."



And that's what you get for caving, CfA. The mob will never be satisfied and you'll still get eaten, maybe last, but eaten.





Posted by: Guy Smiley

If they open their restrooms to homeless drug addicts they will be forgiven.

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (MxEKc)

293 soon.
Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (BLT3V)

Love it!

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (U7k5w)

294 Conway is stinking rich. That's the only reason she stays with.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (CQ3Qb)

She is Catholic and he is the father of her children. I have a hunch that has as much to do with it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (cEsBM)

295 I worked in a welding shop as a parts guy for a while. I didn't inspect welds, but I did correct the welders spelling and interpret the shop notes.

***tears hair****

NEVER AGAIN! The HORRORS they inflicted on the English language!
Posted by: Kindltot


Y not? If it sounds gud, it spels.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (XkxK0)

296 Vindman is pathetic.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (sGotD)

297 That's funny because CNBC and Bloomberg are always hyping pot companies, stocks and ETFs as the best investments ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:12 AM (kw5n
++++++++++++
They're cable news analysts. None can approach their king Jim Cramer, but all will try. As someone said during the Tech Wreck: "If you'd invested like Cramer recommended, you'd be a millionaire now - if you'd started with at least $10 million."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (I2dne)

298 I have a friend who's a plant disease guy. He moved into the cannabis sector a few years ago and has been doing great. Keeps the grow-houses free of critters.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (1XNk8)

299 How dare you (slap slap, I challenge you to a duel)

Posted by: Lt. Colonel Flounder objects. at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (U7k5w)

300 I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM (Fi4B5)


Regardless, I doubt there are 5 people in the US that would blame her for dumping his sorry ass.

And those 5 people (max) would be sorrier examples of humans than George.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (Z4rgH)

301 Two unnamed guards, huh?

Sounds like someone's trying to convince the world that Epstein killed himself by apportioning blame to scapegoats, thus ending the meme. Won't work.

EDKH.

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (34aBg)

302 I'm convinced George Conway is goading Kellyanne to divorce him so he can collect that sweet sweet alimony.

Alternatively, neither of them pay attention to what the other is saying as part of their job. I kinda got that vibe from how annoyed she was when Wolf Blitzer tried to goad her into responding.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (ZGrMX)

303 George Conway and Jerrold Nadler walk into a bar.....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (IttZ7)

304 288. Define stinking rich. Kellyanne has publicly stated many times that she wields the pimp hand in that relationship.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (Fi4B5)

305 She is Catholic and he is the father of her children. I have a hunch that has as much to do with it

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (cEsBM)



She needs a brother named Sonny to let him know he needs to STFU. And if that doesn't work Michael will take care of him

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (kw5n8)

306 Sounds like someone's trying to convince the world that Epstein killed himself by apportioning blame to scapegoats, thus ending the meme. Won't work.

I've already seen variants that say SWALWELL DIDN'T SHIT HIMSELF. LOL.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (ZGrMX)

307

You hear about the newest fake poll?

Fake poll: 60% of likely voters want president impeached and removed.

Who did this fake poll, you ask? Harvard's Kennedy School of Government.
Who was polled, you ask? 18-29 yr olds.


Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (RM67f)

308 If they open their restrooms to homeless drug addicts they will be forgiven.
Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 10:13 AM (MxEKc)

Nope. Gender-reassignment therapists in every restaurant, for all children under 12. Do it now.

While we think up our next demand.

Posted by: The WokeScolds at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (1XNk8)

309 I have a friend who's a plant disease guy. He moved into the cannabis sector a few years ago and has been doing great. Keeps the grow-houses free of critters.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (1XNk
+++++++++++++++
Levi Strauss learned this during the gold boom. There are two ways to make money in a commodity explosion:
1) Try to produce the commodity.
2) Service and provision those who are trying to produce the commodity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)

310 George Conway and Jerrold Nadler walk into a bar.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (IttZ7)


Clearly not a salad bar.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (FJYfm)

311 303 George Conway and Jerrold Nadler walk into a bar.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (IttZ7)

Have we ever seen Chaz Bono and George Conway in a picture together?

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (U7k5w)

312 That's funny because CNBC and Bloomberg are always hyping pot companies, stocks and ETFs as the best investments ever
Posted by: TheQuietMan


Pro tip: never invest in a product that's called "weed" and can grow anywhere by anyone.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:17 AM (XkxK0)

313 Y not? If it sounds gud, it spels.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (XkxK0)


Welders get into welding because it pays good and the exams are practical.

Welders also do things like spell "metal" as "Meattel" in the shop notes.

Dumb schlubs like me typed the notes up and made parts lists for future builds.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 10:17 AM (1glZx)

314 Kellyanne has publicly stated many times that she wields the pimp hand in that relationship.

Of course she does. He married *way* up.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:17 AM (ZGrMX)

315 310 George Conway and Jerrold Nadler walk into a bar.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (IttZ7)


Clearly not a salad bar.
Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (FJYfm)

-----

HA!

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (jUVms)

316 I wonder if Vindman sleeps in his uniform? He's very, very proud of himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (ptqGC)

317
You should LOVE that fake poll.

Why?
Because if only 60% of the stupidest, laziest, misinformed, ignorant cohort are buying the Democrats and Fake News' bullshit...

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (RM67f)

318 I normally don't comment on the marriages or personal relationships of public figures, but with the Conways I have just four words: I don't get it.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (1XNk8)

319 I wonder if Vindman sleeps in his uniform? He's very, very proud of himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (ptqGC)
++++++++++++
Yes. Upside down, hanging from a rafter. Like a bat.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (I2dne)

320 Hilarious that the linked article refers to him as "her". He's a dude, man.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (wtvvX)

321 251 >>Yeah. And they knew Vindman was leaking classified info so bad the excluded him from meetings, but couldn't arrest him.

>>Doesn't take four years for that.
It sure doesn't. How curious.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:06 AM (ZLI7S)


Let's see if our side asks if he's ever leaked information about Trump's conversations.

While under oath.

Let the stuttering begin...

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (U6f/q)

322 They're cable news analysts. None can approach their king Jim Cramer,
but all will try. As someone said during the Tech Wreck: "If you'd
invested like Cramer recommended, you'd be a millionaire now - if you'd
started with at least $10 million."


We musicians down here have a running joke that goes like this (...two, three, four...)

"How do you make a million dollars playing the blues?


Start with two."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (HaL55)

323 303 George Conway and Jerrold Nadler walk into a bar.....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at November 19, 2019 10:15 AM (IttZ7)

Lies. They got stuck in the frame.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (UnA8+)

324 Lesbian couples. Which one leaves the lid up?

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 10:20 AM (RuIsu)

325 "How do you make a million dollars playing the blues?

Start with two."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (HaL55)

And never, no matter how tempting it may be, never under any circumstances go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:20 AM (1XNk8)

326 319 Yes. Upside down, hanging from a rafter. Like a bat.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (I2dne)

He vants to suck your blauhd.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 10:20 AM (UnA8+)

327 316 I wonder if Vindman sleeps in his uniform? He's very, very proud of himself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:18 AM (ptqGC)

He clearly represents Ukrainian interests, and globalist shit, generally. I still think the family money rests with Ukraine and he is there to protect himself, as brother Leonid is funneling money to him.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (U7k5w)

328 Let's see if our side asks if he's ever leaked information about Trump's conversations.

While under oath.

Let the stuttering begin...
Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:19 AM (U6f/q)
+++++++++++
Leaked? What does that mean? I never, I assure you, leaked information to uncleared individuals. In the pursuit of justice, there may have been discussions of material that may or may not have been classified but there was no intent and, as we know, any reasonable prosecutor requires intent and knowledge and I had neither, if such things happened at all.

- Vindmann, Probably.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (I2dne)

329 Anyone read The Crying of Lot 49 by Pynchon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (yRAFu)

330 Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:05 AM (XkxK0)
******
Steve Bannon wanted Off NSC in 2017 So Guess what PDT knew about Pillsbury Doughboy from at least that far back. So PDT is either a RETARD or was using him

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (BqBId)

331 The never happy WokeScolds are now demanding that

Chick-Fil-a "provide safe working environments for LGBTQ" and "speak out

against the hatred their brand represents."




And that's what you get for caving, CfA. The mob will never be satisfied and you'll still get eaten, maybe last, but eaten.





Posted by: Guy Smiley

There is one rule when dealing with the leftist mobs, one golden rule. The leftist mobs will not stop, ever, EVER , until they own ALL that is yours, you are gone, and they are farting in your couch. They want to replace you, not get along with you. Give no quarter to the left, ever.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (9Om/r)

332 who can do this the thread author? and why? pissed off.

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 09:50 AM (5IHGB)

Yes. The thread author. And did you notice that the thread author signed the edit?

And I don't give a rat's ass that you are pissed off. In fact, that made me chuckle.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (wYseH)

333 You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...

Then you see this shit.

How are we a superpower?

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:22 AM (U6f/q)

334 329
Anyone read The Crying of Lot 49 by Pynchon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (yRAFu)

yes

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (0O7c5)

335 Welders also do things like spell "metal" as "Meattel" in the shop notes.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2019 10:17 AM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Me tall.

Posted by: Robert DeNiro at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (5ff1+)

336 And never, no matter how tempting it may be, never under any circumstances go down to the crossroads. Nothing good can come of that.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 19, 2019 10:20 AM (1XNk

Crossroad demons are tricksy fuckers.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (NWiLs)

337 334 329
Anyone read The Crying of Lot 49 by Pynchon?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:21 AM (yRAFu)

yes
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Your thoughts? Would you recommend it?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (yRAFu)

338 295 I worked in a welding shop as a parts guy for a while. I didn't inspect welds, but I did correct the welders spelling and interpret the shop notes.

***tears hair****

NEVER AGAIN! The HORRORS they inflicted on the English language!
Posted by: Kindltot


Y not? If it sounds gud, it spels.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:14 AM (XkxK0)

I had a architect that got notes spelling wrong many time. Is there no F7 in Autocad?

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (JFO2v)

339 Posted by: The WokeScolds at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (1XNk

I read an interesting (and super long) essay on SlateStarCodex over the weekend about how in the early 2000s the online left was animated by atheism and around 2010 they all seamlessly morphed into woke-ism. He posits (using fancier words than I'm going to) that they swapped the original sin of "believing in a fictional sky bully" for the original sin of "racism, sexism, homophobia" and kept everything else the same. And he blames social media, because in his words "Fisking doesn't work on Twitter, but 'you're racist!' does".

He thinks they're about due to swap the original sin source again, which should be interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

340 You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...

Then you see this shit.

How are we a superpower?

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:22 AM (U6f/q)


We had a Marxist, mincing ponce as CiC for eight long years. Your point?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (ptqGC)

341 How are we a superpower?
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Bombs, and our willingness to kill people on Christmas.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (LQtHg)

342 You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...

Then you see this shit.

How are we a superpower?
Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:22 AM (U6f/q)


Kinda tells you how poorly the other countries are run.

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (FJYfm)

343
Kellyanne has publicly stated many times that she wields the pimp hand in that relationship.



Of course she does. He married *way* up.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:17 AM (ZGrMX)

She should dick punch him, stick a bone in his ass, and kick him to the curb for the dogs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (9Om/r)

344 This is my meta takeaway from the Trump presidency.

Our elites are retards. They deserve nothing to which they claim.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (LQtHg)

345 341 How are we a superpower?


by default, really

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (Rarvo)

346 You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...

Well, it does now that PDT is preezy. The rest of the Progs? Not so much.

The Tree of Liberty is thirsty. So very thirsty...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (HaL55)

347 You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...

Then you see this shit.

How are we a superpower?
Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:22 AM (U6f/q)
++++++++++++++
We became a superpower back when government agents who weren't inept and corrupt represented probably as much as 25% of the workforce and that minority got the job done while the rest of them schemed incompetently.

I'll bet the number of moderately competent and fairly honest government agents can still be measured in whole numbers, but I have serious doubts as to whether it could be calculated in whole percentages.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:25 AM (I2dne)

348 This Vindman comes across as a SCOAMF.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:25 AM (ptqGC)

349 . I didn't inspect welds,...


********

So you didn't test their mettle?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 10:26 AM (m45I2)

350 How are we a superpower?
Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:22 AM (U6f/q)

I sometimes wonder how we get through each day.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 19, 2019 10:26 AM (H8QX8)

351 344 This is my meta takeaway from the Trump presidency.

Our elites are retards. They deserve nothing to which they claim.
Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (LQtHg)

--------

This about says it all.

Posted by: Seems Legit at November 19, 2019 10:26 AM (jUVms)

352 This is my meta takeaway from the Trump presidency.

Our elites are retards. They deserve nothing to which they claim.
Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (LQtHg)
+++++++++++
Yup. To channel TuCa, the "Meritocracy Without Merit."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:27 AM (I2dne)

353 Vindman is not likable and he speaks like a career guy.

No one will understand this or care.

Schiff and Nancy are fucked.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:27 AM (LQtHg)

354 305. that's funny because KellyA. is actually half Sidge.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2019 10:27 AM (Fi4B5)

355 I remember when I got banhammered for posting as the Tree of Liberty.


We, Ace, and our country have come a long way in our descent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:27 AM (KzvQU)

356 344 This is my meta takeaway from the Trump presidency.

Our elites are retards. They deserve nothing to which they claim.
Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:24 AM (LQtHg)

All you have to do is know the correct Ivy League incestuous bastards.

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 10:27 AM (UnA8+)

357 Just like the DA in the HBO show "Billions", George Conway is the pain-loving sub.

Kellyanne probably gets dressed in leather when he needs to be tied and whipped.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (U6f/q)

358
Revolutionary Ace is best Ace.

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (RM67f)

359 "I speak Russian and Ukrainian"? Unless I'm mistaken, that's like saying "I speak English and American."

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (xmKbk)

360 How are we a superpower?

We wont be much longer if things continue as they have. That's why we need some serious prison time for this latest batch of traitors. The American people need to see that SOMEONE with a brain and a moral compass is minding the damn store; it cant all fall on Trump.

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (34aBg)

361 I tried two pot stocks. Didn't take long to figure out that all the get-rich-quick stories were fables. It would be interesting to know how the private firms are faring.

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (fE1wp)

362 Your thoughts? Would you recommend it?

-
I wouldn't. I find Pynchon infuriatingly pointless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)

363 George Conway and Brian Stetler enter the Thunderdome...

Two potatoes enter, one turd leaves.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (Z4rgH)

364 How is it possible the the NSC expert on Ukraine:

1 Didn't know Ukraine meddled in the 2016 election.

2 Doesn't think an investigation to determine the extent of that meddling wouldn't be appropriate in the name of national security?

He's either part of the resistance or he is a full on idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)

365 59 "I speak Russian and Ukrainian"? Unless I'm mistaken, that's like saying "I speak English and American."

they're a bit more different than Polish and Ukrainian are

it's actually telling that he speaks the rus/uke combo rather than just ukrainian or uke/polish

telling that he's not ethnic Ukrainian

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Rarvo)

366 Unless I'm mistaken, that's like saying "I speak English and American."

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (xmKbk)

I think they are similar, but not identical.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (wYseH)

367 I had a architect that got notes spelling wrong many time. Is there no F7 in Autocad?

Not that I could find in all my years of mouse-mashing in that software.
I had an engineer once who would call out a two-place decimal when he should've specified a three-place decimal and then wondered why the part he drew up wouldn't work. Of course, he was the owner's incompetent son, so I was the one who got in trouble for calling him out on his incompetence instead of him.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (HaL55)

368 He's either part of the resistance or he is a full on idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)


Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (FJYfm)

369 361 I tried two pot stocks. Didn't take long to figure out that all the get-rich-quick stories were fables. It would be interesting to know how the private firms are faring.
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:28 AM (fE1wp)
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After the 2008 financial crises, I gave up trying to pick individual stocks. Went the index ETF route.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (G0vdT)

370 He's either part of the resistance or he is a full on idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++
I'd make a snarky comment about embracing the power of and, but I think he's part of it - even if his part was a religious devotion to the concept of "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (I2dne)

371 He's either part of the resistance or he is a full on idiot.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (ZLI7S)

Both

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (cEsBM)

372 This is my meta takeaway from the Trump presidency.

Our elites are retards. They deserve nothing to which they claim.

-
Least of all their reputations.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)

373 Yeah. And they knew Vindman was leaking classified info so bad the excluded him from meetings, but couldn't arrest him.

>>Doesn't take four years for that.


It sure doesn't. How curious.
Posted by: JackStraw


And he was arrested, when?

Oh, that's right. He wasn't.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2019 10:30 AM (XkxK0)

374 telling that he's not ethnic Ukrainian
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:29 AM (Rarvo)

Former Bolshevik Ukranian

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:31 AM (U7k5w)

375 Impeachment is a disaster for the democrats. Trump is polling at 48% today, two points higher than obama on the same day in his Presidency, and that is with 24/7 "bombshell" negative coverage by 98% of the media.


In a world with a non biased media Trump would be polling in the high 60's like Reagan was.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 19, 2019 10:31 AM (JUOKG)

376 333
You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...



Then you see this shit.



How are we a superpower?


it's graded on a curve.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2019 10:31 AM (sGtp+)

377 "How are we a superpower?"

Fission powered aircraft carriers.

Posted by: Baracka O at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (eAZVt)

378 our elites are so bad now b/c they are a few generations in from the original thieves and spies who took the US over

they're not Tony Soprano, they're AJ.

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Rarvo)

379 In a world with a non biased media Trump would be polling in the high 60's like Reagan was.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 19, 2019 10:31 AM (JUOKG)
++++++++++++
Reagan had a biased media.

We do not have a biased media. We have a media that has entirely transformed into an opposition force. "Bias" does not begin to describe it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (I2dne)

380 He's either part of the resistance or he is a full on idiot.

That imbecile is an "and" if ever I saw one.

Every one of these anti-American Progs should be hanged for treason. We will regret not sweeping them from power when we had the chance to do so peacefully.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (HaL55)

381 He thinks they're about due to swap the original sin source again, which should be interesting.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (ZGrMX)

_______


Not new -- but likely to dominate The Suicidal Leftist Death Cult next: humans are a virus destroying holy mother Gaia (the original sin) and all traces of them must be eradicated.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (do1hq)

382 Socko Failo

Posted by: Chris M at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (eAZVt)

383 George Conway needs both his knees broken by some unknown masked figures.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

384 377 333
You grow up thinking that the U.S. government has smart, competent people in it...



Then you see this shit.



How are we a superpower?

it's graded on a curve.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2019 10:31 AM (sGtp+)

We're ruled by evil retards like the Pakleds

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (7HtZB)

385 31 George Washington in drag?
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

This was exactly my reaction to this painting. Hang this one next to Epstein's "Bill Clinton in a Blue Dress" and you're maybe one painting short of an exhibition, "US President's in Dresses Through the Years."

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at November 19, 2019 10:33 AM (hdzef)

386 Former Bolshevik Ukrainian


Bolshevik - well child of Bolsheviks - who came from Russia to enthnically cleanse Ukraine of their ethnic Slavs during the soviet era

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:33 AM (Rarvo)

387 "I speak Russian and Ukrainian"? Unless I'm mistaken, that's like saying "I speak English and American."

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber


More like French and Italian. They're distinct languages with common roots.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at November 19, 2019 10:33 AM (Rvlwi)

388 Political polling exists only to lend plausibility to the results of Democratic vote fraud.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:33 AM (KzvQU)

389 The Dem questioning Vindman is confusing.

It seems like he's on the Republicans side for chrissakes.

This is a total scam.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:33 AM (LQtHg)

390 I still can't get over that the Dems thought their plan would work:
1) Coach a "whistleblower" to leak that Trump had committed a crime
2) leak rumors of this crime to the press
3) build a frenzy
4) get squish Republicans on board and he have them demand Trump release the Whistleblower complaint
5) hold hearings and read Scheiff's Tale in as the "transcript" of the call--where Trump demanded EIGHT times the president of Ukraine manufacture dirt on Biden! All the allowed witnesses would confirm same.
6) public support would be over 60%--pass impeachment in the House by Thanksgiving on obstructing justice (for refusing to turn over the complaint and the actual transcript)
7) let it fail in the Senate at 51-49 in favor of removal
8; have cake and eat it too

All of that because they guaranteed they'd keep the Republicans from any part of the investigation while their deep state friends would make sure to lie to Trump about grave, horrible, unthinkable danger of releasing the transcript.

They never thought Trump world release the transcript.

But remember: They didn't know what was in the transcript either!!
Recall, their first response when it was released was that " . . . " had to mean words were removed. Not, you know, a pause.
Now, if they had read the transcript, their first response would have been pointing out the parts that were crimes.

Notice how they're trying to make the fact that he kept the transcript on a secret server a crime? Where their loyal drones couldn't access or edit it?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 19, 2019 10:34 AM (k81AA)

391 I had a architect that got notes spelling wrong many time. Is there no F7 in Autocad?
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 10:23 AM (JFO2v)


There is spell check in Autocad. If he knew he could not spell he was either lazy or just didn't care.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at November 19, 2019 10:34 AM (kUmUV)

392 Release the Nunes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:34 AM (ptqGC)

393 "Penn women's volleyball team season canceled over "vulgar" posters in the locker room"

My daughter's college coach sent this notice around to all the girls on her team - but she still has no idea what the Penn girls posters were that made them vulgar, so no one knows what they're not suppose to be doing...oh well

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (32YRo)

394 384 George Conway needs both his knees broken by some unknown masked figures.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
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Just think, he wanted a job in Trumps administration. Luckly Trump said no. Unfortunately, a lot people like him did.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (G0vdT)

395 361
I tried two pot stocks. Didn't take long to figure out that all the
get-rich-quick stories were fables. It would be interesting to know how
the private firms are faring.


oh. took me a minute to realize you weren't talking about soup. a two pot stock sounds complicated.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (sGtp+)

396 You know how I know Palp isn't lurking this morning...?

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (Rvlwi)

397 After the 2008 financial crises, I gave up trying to pick individual stocks. Went the index ETF route.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 

Very wise.

Ask PG&E stock holders.

From $53 to $4 this year.

Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (Q5eBq)

398 This bitch seems nervous under Nunes questioning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ptqGC)

399 Upon further review, I must disagree with S. E. Cupp. I believe Swallwell is, in fact, the dealer.

This could be the birth of a new movement.

#BeLoudBeProud!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (5ff1+)

400 Ha. This is a clown show.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

401 Does anybody know what these witnesses and Dems are trying to accuse Trump of? Maybe not speaking Ukrainian? Is that even a crime?

Posted by: Ripley at November 19, 2019 10:36 AM (MxEKc)

402 Reagan had a biased media.



We do not have a biased media. We have a media that has entirely
transformed into an opposition force. "Bias" does not begin to describe
it.


It's a Soviet-inspired full-on propaganda operation complete with coordination behind the scenes to impose a Marxist/Progressive agenda upon the country in every form that it takes, from politics to entertainment.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:36 AM (HaL55)

403 This shit show is unbelievable.

Who cares what Vindman finds inappropriate?

And, even if inappropriate, this rises to impeachable offenses?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (so+oy)

404 382 Not new -- but likely to dominate The Suicidal Leftist Death Cult next: humans are a virus destroying holy mother Gaia (the original sin) and all traces of them must be eradicated.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (do1hq)

Not too long ago, there was some crazy woman and her daughter explaining that the planet "was only meant to hold about 100,000 people."

Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (UnA8+)

405 Vindman: "Ummm.....I didn't know.....I.....I'm not aware of.....I'm not aware of any of these facts."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (ptqGC)

406 388
"I speak Russian and Ukrainian"? Unless I'm mistaken, that's like saying "I speak English and American."



Posted by: Ernst Schreiber

More like French and Italian. They're distinct languages with common roots.


once watched a bit of a czech film that was subtitled in russian. that was some mind-bending fun.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (sGtp+)

407 Our NSC Ukraine expert appears to be a bit of an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)

408 401 Ha. This is a clown show.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)
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Good. Now just keep Trump from tweeting so the Dem's can't feign outrage again.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (G0vdT)

409 They never thought Trump world release the transcript.



But remember: They didn't know what was in the transcript either!!

Recall, their first response when it was released was that " . . . " had to mean words were removed. Not, you know, a pause.

Now, if they had read the transcript, their first response would have been pointing out the parts that were crimes.



Notice how they're trying to make the fact that he kept the
transcript on a secret server a crime? Where their loyal drones couldn't
access or edit it?






Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 19, 2019 10:34 AM

---

Remember, vindman tried to get to the transcript and alter it to reflect what he had "heard" about the call. Unfortunately for him, it had been moved to a classified server in the White House that he did not have access to. That's when the plan started falling apart. Because it would have read the way the democrats claim it did if he had been able to access the transcript.


They believed with absolute certainty that Trump would never release the transcript just like they believed that hillary was going to win in a landslide.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (JUOKG)

410 Apparently, all these Ukrainian experts have been living in a information-proof bubble for the past 4 or 5 years.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (U6f/q)

411 Yeah..these high, loyal, dedicated gov't servants seem to know very little about what's been going on in their spheres.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (L3Rsz)

412 Our NSC Ukraine expert appears to be a bit of an idiot.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (ZLI7S)


But....his uniform!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (ptqGC)

413 George Conway needs both his knees broken by some unknown masked figures.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)

Well I could certainly use the money?

Posted by: Tanya Harding at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (cEsBM)

414 Sean Davis @seanmdav
23s
Vindman just testified that as of this very moment, he has no idea that Burisma paid Hunter Biden millions of dollars over 5 years to sit on the gas company's board.

He claims to be an expert on Ukraine policy.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)

415
Horowitz just released an OIG report on the FBI's mishandling of confidential sources between 2011-2019.

https://oig.justice.gov/reports/2019/a20009.pdf

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 19, 2019 10:39 AM (CQ3Qb)

416 Boom. Did you leak any information?

Posted by: BluesFish at November 19, 2019 10:39 AM (WQZ1O)

417 This woman is a stone cold liar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:39 AM (ptqGC)

418 My daughter's college coach sent this notice around to all the girls on her team - but she still has no idea what the Penn girls posters were that made them vulgar, so no one knows what they're not suppose to be doing...oh well
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (32YRo)

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (U7k5w)

419 This is a clown show.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

Good. So no smoking gun. Pretty much the bullshit we thought it was or even worse?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (cEsBM)

420 This is the third sex I was talking about...My word as a Biden.

Posted by: JOE BIDEN at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (uGfiG)

421 I'm watching the fourth and final season of "The Man in the High Castle". I could say "That's ten hours I'll never get back!" but that would be a lie, I'm fast-forwarding through most of it. I'm only interested in a few threads like John Smith and his family.

Inspector Kido was being strung up by Americans bent on revenge and the Black Communist Rebels stopped them, saying "Not on our watch, not any more." Because Commies never summarily hang enemies!

What a bad end to a great series.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

422 My daughter's college coach sent this notice around to all the girls on her team - but she still has no idea what the Penn girls posters were that made them vulgar, so no one knows what they're not suppose to be doing...oh well
Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (32YRo)

Disrespecting girls with penises, do doubt

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (U7k5w)

423 Our NSC Ukraine expert appears to be a bit of an idiot.

There's a saying in politics that "Perception is reality..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (HaL55)

424 Got him.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)

425 Not too long ago, there was some crazy woman and her daughter explaining that the planet "was only meant to hold about 100,000 people."
Posted by: Allie at November 19, 2019 10:37 AM (UnA8+)

She should have joined the Jehovah's Witnesses, then she could have been part of the Elect 144,000.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (Kpl3J)

426 these two are duds

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (0O7c5)

427 They believed with absolute certainty that Trump would never release the transcript just like they believed that hillary was going to win in a landslide.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (JUOKG)

Once again proving they 'know so much that isn't so'.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (cF8AT)

428 Nunes pressing Vindman on leaking to the press.

Nunes knows the answer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

429 They believed with absolute certainty that Trump would never release the transcript just like they believed that hillary was going to win in a landslide.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at November 19, 2019 10:38 AM (JUOKG)
++++++++++++++
In fairness (not that the deserve any), they had pretty good reason to believe that the transcript wouldn't get released by the President. It is basically unprecedented and involves secrecy between states. Releasing it was a high-risk move and if they thought Trump wouldn't have the balls to do it, they weren't being entirely irrational.

They were engaging in criminally wishful thinking, but it probably wasn't madness. Trump releasing the transcript - even with the permission of his counterparty in Ukraine - was a baller move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (I2dne)

430 425 Got him.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)
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What did he say?

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (G0vdT)

431 425 Got him.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (ZLI7S)

I'm not watching, so don't know what you saw.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (Kpl3J)

432 Vindman just testified that as of this very moment, he has no idea that Burisma paid Hunter Biden millions of dollars over 5 years to sit on the gas company's board.

He claims to be an expert on Ukraine policy.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 10:39 AM (BqBId)

I guess we can mark him down as the last one to know. Was he the guy who said " Russian Soldiers near the Afghan Border? News to me"

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (cEsBM)

433 Nunes just nailed Vindman.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)

434 What a bad end to a great series.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 19, 2019 10:40 AM (Dc2NZ)

I watched a few episodes of season one, but the fact that John Smith didn't even exist in the book led me to believe the plot would go everywhere and nowhere.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (U7k5w)

435 There once was a bold Chevalier
Dressed weird, you might even say 'queer'
He oftensaid, "Wheeeeee,
Hey y'all! Look at Meeeeee!"
Bedecked like a gay chandelier.


Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2019 10:04 AM



Well, that was illuminating!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (axyOa)

436
Adam Schiff, At Home

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (pNxlR)

437 schiff is scared!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (0O7c5)

438 >>I'm not watching, so don't know what you saw.

Schiff just gave it away. He is stopping Vindman from answering who in the Intel community he leaked to.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (ZLI7S)

439 schiff is scared!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (0O7c5)
+++++++++++++
How can you tell? His eyes always bug out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (I2dne)

440 Anachronda, they recommended to me in high school that I should study Latin instead of Spanish. Supposedly that would give me the ability to understand all romance languages.

Right. It left me with a dead language so far removed from contemporary speech that it might as well have been Urdu.


Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (fE1wp)

441 Good Morning Boomers

Posted by: Percy Kilbride at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (Fxgkp)

442 Schiff interrupting: "We need to protect the whistleblower."

*types* *deletes*

OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

443
434 Nunes just nailed Vindman.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:41 AM (ptqGC)


With a nail gun?

At how many paces removed?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (pNxlR)

444 OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."


ha ha not a good look fat boy

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (Rarvo)

445 Ha. This is a clown show.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:35 AM (ZLI7S)

bombshell after bombshell

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (X/Pw5)

446 Vindman is a fussy little fellow. Ugh.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (L3Rsz)

447 Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)

LOL

what a Dick

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (cEsBM)

448 vindman is a weasel of the worst kind

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (0O7c5)

449 Its good to know that Ukrainian oligarchs and American oligarchs have so much in common and are catered to by the Demos party.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (yRAFu)

450 Vindman is a fussy little fellow. Ugh.
Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM (L3Rsz)
++++++++++++
HAHAHAHA. I imagine he would *hate* being called "fussy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (I2dne)

451 is it just me or do the two Vindmann fatties remind anyone else of A Black Adder Christmas?

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (Rarvo)

452 Not going well.

Oh boy. Poor Vindman.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (LQtHg)

453 Yep. Vindman sleeps in that uniform. Probably wears it to the beach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (ptqGC)

454 Damn I needs a hat just like that!
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 19, 2019 09:32 AM (JFO2v)

Lose the bow and the plume, and it's a perfectly acceptable cowboy hat. And one can only laugh that the Grauniad refers to this dude as "her".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (/sgva)

455 yeah here comes the American Press with a ginormous smothering pillow!

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (Rarvo)

456 Schiff interrupting: "We need to protect the whistleblower."
-------

Wait, I thought Schiff didn't know who the whistle blower was? I'm confused.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (G0vdT)

457 This is what you look like if you eat too many sausages. LTC Vindman.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (yRAFu)

458 HAHAHAHA. I imagine he would *hate* being called "fussy."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:45 AM (I2dne)

his mother called him that once

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (0O7c5)

459 Yep. Vindman sleeps in that uniform

what I want to know is what color are the lady garters he's wearing underneath it

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (Rarvo)

460 Wait, I thought Schiff didn't know who the whistle blower was? I'm confused.
Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (G0vdT)
++++++++++++
Duh. He's protecting the whistleblower from having Schiff learn who the whistleblower is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (I2dne)

461 The whistleblower does NOT have a statutory right to anonymity. That is a lie.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (ZLI7S)

462 437
Adam Schiff, At Home
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 10:43 AM (pNxlR)

When the walls fell

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (7HtZB)

463 Wait, I thought Schiff didn't know who the whistle blower was? I'm confused.


it's almost like Shitt is talking about a FICTIONAL CHARACTER here

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (Rarvo)

464 what I want to know is what color are the lady garters he's wearing underneath it
Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM (Rarvo)

Don't ask, Don't Tell

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (cEsBM)

465
OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

The Barbara Boxer ploy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (aKsyK)

466 The whistleblower is NOT a whistleblower. He's a Deep State leaker and a traitor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (ptqGC)

467 Oh.


Morning Consult

First Public Hearings Fail to Increase Support for Impeachment Inquiry

Net voter support for impeachment inquiry hits a new low

Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (Q5eBq)

468 452 is it just me or do the two Vindmann fatties remind anyone else of A Black Adder Christmas?
----------------
My impression was Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum. Good to know these guys are standing guard on that wall of civilization.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:47 AM (yRAFu)

469 what I want to know is what color are the lady garters he's wearing underneath it

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:46 AM



Same as the color in his shoulder boards, infantry blue. All infantry officers wear them.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)

470 caught in a trap.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (0O7c5)

471 Patterico's Devin Nunes doll is 100% pins.

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (y7DUB)

472
Vindman is the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghost Busters in an Army uniform.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (pNxlR)

473 I'm waiting for Vindman to tell us he's the tip of the spear or something.

Jeebus. My BP.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (ptqGC)

474 This is bad optics for the Dems, at the very least.

Posted by: Eric at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (abQDf)

475 caught in a trap.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (0O7c5)
++++++++++++
He can't walk out
Because he hates Trump too much, baby

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne)

476 Vindman is one doughnut short of a box. Now he claims the phone call itself was no big deal but transmitted diplomatic "demand" on investigation in return for aid grant was corrupt. Other than that, he is Sgt. Shultz and "knows nothink".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (NVYyb)

477 476
caught in a trap.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (0O7c5)

++++++++++++

He can't walk out

Because he hates Trump too much, baby

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne)
*golf clap*

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (0O7c5)

478 Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:44 AM


You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Senator Barbara Boxer at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (5ff1+)

479 Sure is confusing why Trump allowed Vindman to remain.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (ZLI7S)

480 caught in a trap..... I can't walk out
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (0O7c5)

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (BqBId)

481 476
caught in a trap.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:48 AM (0O7c5)

++++++++++++

He can't walk out

Because he hates Trump too much, baby

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:49 AM (I2dne)
golf clap....no sure where my comment went in 481

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:50 AM (0O7c5)

482 @seanmdav

Recall that Vindman testified under oath last month that he didn't know who the whistleblower is. But when asked to name the unnamed intel analyst he leaked the July 25 call to, he refused, and his attorney said he wouldn't name the whistleblower. Vindman lied last month.

Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:50 AM (Q5eBq)

483 I wonder if anyone is keeping count of the number of times he looks at his notes/script when questioned by a Dem over when he is questioned by a Republican.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2019 10:50 AM (axyOa)

484 Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 10:50 AM (0O7c5)
*******
Horde Mind

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 19, 2019 10:50 AM (BqBId)

485 Vindman is a fat lying prick

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:51 AM (6XlcD)

486 OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

______


Nunes should have responded with the only appropriate phrase for this shitshow: "Okay, but first you will blow me."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 10:51 AM (4vHRp)

487 Looks like Caitlyn Jenner before his manopause.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2019 10:51 AM (2Mnv1)

488 How did this tub of shit get through a basic physical.

The 100 pound chick to his right could do more push ups.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:52 AM (LQtHg)

489 487 OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

He should be thrown out of the Military

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:52 AM (6XlcD)

490 Adam Schiff lacks all self-awareness. The man trying to destroy American institutions to win power says PDJT but "his own political interests first". Holy crap, what projection.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:52 AM (NVYyb)

491 Puff Ball makes me glad I am in The Navy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:53 AM (cEsBM)

492 This is really complete garbage, to think these fuckheads and shit birds are legion within the federal bureaucracy.


I'm disgusted watching these fuckers, particularly that fat tub of shit Col. Ass Clown.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 10:53 AM (h/bx2)

493 BSG = ESG

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2019 10:53 AM (y7DUB)

494 Ditch the pot stocks and buy Duncan Hines.

Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (RuIsu)

495 At closing today, Nunes should challenge Vindman to do 50 squats. I want to see if he can do them.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (NVYyb)

496
Vindman will break down in tears any second now and demand that the committee respect his feelz as he has begun transitioning in the past month.

Estrogen rush ... can you dig it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Vattle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (pNxlR)

497
BSG = ESG

Posted by: Captain Hate at November 19, 2019 10:53 AM (y7DUB)


Yep. Same stench.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (ptqGC)

498 Vindman is a fat lying prick

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:51 AM



There is an old army saying that goes back to before the Romans...When officers lie, soldiers die.
And soldiers take that very personally.
Vindman is lucky this isn't Viet Nam.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (axyOa)

499 Who or what is ESG?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 19, 2019 10:55 AM (cEsBM)

500 Even without the cross dressing D'Eon is a seriously interesting person.

O.K. I laughed.

Yes, I think he's a great role model/ s; He blackmailed the French monarchy. Perhaps we could encourage one of the coup-coup crazy traitors to wear a dress, and do fencing lessons-Comey perhaps

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2019 10:55 AM (WI7YS)

501 The Demofascists have chosen the form of the destroyer. It is the Marshmallow Sta-Pft Lt Col.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:55 AM (NVYyb)

502
At closing today, Nunes should challenge Vindman to do 50 squats. I want to see if he can do them.


Posted by: Huck Follywood at November 19, 2019 10:54 AM (NVYyb)


I learned at a luncheon a couple of months ago, that my congresscritter Buddy Carter does 500 pushups every single morning.


So he's got that going for him.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:56 AM (ptqGC)

503 *Come back to the HQ.*

*Ctrl F "Jackstraw"*

*feels up to date.*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 10:56 AM (q80AH)

504 501 The Demofascists have chosen the form of the destroyer. It is the Marshmallow Sta-Pft Lt Col.

Sounds like he is destroying himself

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:56 AM (6XlcD)

505 489 487 OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

He should be thrown out of the Military
Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:52 AM (6XlcD)

=========

"How about ma'am? I'm going to call you ma'am."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (q80AH)

506 Pro tip: never invest in a product that's called "weed" and can grow anywhere by anyone.

Posted by: rickb223

Especially if the CEOs can all be guys named Jeff Spiccolli

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (32YRo)

507 10 days ago at one of his helicopter pressers Trump said:

I caught the swamp, I caught them all.

It appears he wasn't kidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

508 Hey fat boy , last time I checked Trump was your Commander and Chief

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (6XlcD)

509 507 10 days ago at one of his helicopter pressers Trump said:

I caught the swamp, I caught them all.

It appears he wasn't kidding.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)

===========

"Okay. We'll call it a draw."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (q80AH)

510 "How about ma'am? I'm going to call you ma'am."


"Well I certainly wouldn't call you late for dinner lol!"

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (Rarvo)

511 Maybe Trump cleverly left Vindman in the chain of insiders to use him to draw in evidence on the others (I guess that is the line of "5D chess" thinking) ... and maybe that is all about to come down on the DeepState hard.


It seems to me Trump would be better served by replacing all those tools with real patriots, to do the actual work, instead of running a "mole hunt", or whatever they might be doing. There are too many of those "ah es, Trump left them in power to entrap the other resistance traitors" imo, to be anything but status quo swampiness.

But they don't reveal The Plan, so we hope that the last three years was all leading up to a bunch of major indictments, convictions. ticky tocky, who holds the glocky?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (Cus5s)

512 Just for the record...

The proper abbreviation for an Army Lieutenant Colonel is LTC.

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (U6f/q)

513 10 days ago at one of his helicopter pressers Trump said:

I caught the swamp, I caught them all.

It appears he wasn't kidding.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 10:57 AM (ZLI7S)


He should have finished with, "I'll be offering them all free helicopter rides shortly."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (ptqGC)

514 I learned at a luncheon a couple of months ago, that my congresscritter Buddy Carter does 500 pushups every single morning.

Meh. How many spoon-to-mouths can he do?

Posted by: Stacey Abrams at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (5ff1+)

515 The hottie behind the Steve Castor is stealing the show.

To be clear, she's not doing anything but this is some boring shit.

Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (LQtHg)

516 Castor looses me every time he starts questioning.

Maybe I'm just not playing close enough attention...

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (cF8AT)

517 worth reading the link at Guardian to see them twist themselves into pretzels trying to justify calling this guy 'she'

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (RKQ/v)

518 And the person at the museum wonders if this French guy was a transsexual or a transvestite. Maybe he was a hermaphrodite but I doubt he was paying a doctor in the 1700's to get his male stuff cut off and a fake vagina made up

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (WI7YS)

519 511
It seems to me Trump would be better served by replacing all those tools with real patriots, to do the actual work, instead of running a "mole hunt", or whatever they might be doing. There are too many of those "ah es, Trump left them in power to entrap the other resistance traitors" imo, to be anything but status quo swampiness.

But they don't reveal The Plan, so we hope that the last three years was all leading up to a bunch of major indictments, convictions. ticky tocky, who holds the glocky?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (Cus5s)

==========

It seems to me like Trump is a guy both limited by civil service laws and someone who enjoys vengeance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (q80AH)

520 Its nice to know that Poroshenko has two US Army LTCs he can count on. Isn't diversity great?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (yRAFu)

521 Just a quick "Thank you" to those of you with enough starch to watch this circus and report. You are awesome. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (fE1wp)

522 Castor is like listening to paint dry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (ptqGC)

523 Still not convinced Pelosi holds a vote.

Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (Q5eBq)

524 @519

Well he better get on the vengeance dispensation stick, because the time is growing short....

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (h/bx2)

525 523 Still not convinced Pelosi holds a vote.
Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (Q5eBq)

=========

What would be the upside?

Especially after Schiff's public hearings?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (q80AH)

526 dammit I can't watch. what's happening?

Posted by: jewells45 at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (BLT3V)

527 515 The hottie behind the Steve Castor is stealing the show.

To be clear, she's not doing anything but this is some boring shit.
Posted by: MJ at November 19, 2019 10:58 AM (LQtHg)

I'm only seeing a guy that looks like he's well known at Golden Corral.

Posted by: Tami at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (cF8AT)

528 2 Castor is like listening to paint dry.

Agreed

Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (6XlcD)

529 OMG: Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."
Posted by: Jane D'oh



chain of command nose off
chain of command nose on

Posted by: x at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (nFwvY)

530 When did it become "keeev"? I've been saying chicken "kee-yev" wrong all this time???!?!?

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (Xvo1a)

531 Will anyone flash super secret white nationalist gang signs?

Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (7HtZB)

532 Nood

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at November 19, 2019 11:01 AM (754s8)

533 531 Will anyone flash super secret white nationalist gang signs?
Posted by: josephistan at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (7HtZB)

=======

Depends.

Has "looking someone in the eyes" been classified as a white nationalist gang sign yet?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:01 AM (q80AH)

534 >>dammit I can't watch. what's happening?

The worm is turning.

Unexpectedly.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 11:01 AM (ZLI7S)

535 these people can't mind read....yet their complaints are about their mind reading.......

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 11:02 AM (0O7c5)

536 Keeve is how the cool kids say it.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:02 AM (L3Rsz)

537 @523

She's holding a vote, she has to at this point.


The Donks are not going to suddenly pull an Emily Litella.


They are going to vote to impeach the President.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 19, 2019 11:02 AM (h/bx2)

538 523 Still not convinced Pelosi holds a vote.
Posted by: Ha at November 19, 2019 10:59 AM (Q5eBq)
-----------

She's trying to squash the two Dem's who voted against the inquiry from talking about this sham.

If more Dem's come out questioning "The Process", say "people are bored with it", or "let the voters decide", you'll know she's in trouble.

Posted by: WisRich at November 19, 2019 11:02 AM (G0vdT)

539 Patterico's Devin Nunes doll is 100% pins.

Posted by: Captain

Like that guy in the movie Hellraiser...

Posted by: Boswell at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (32YRo)

540 Castor is like listening to paint dry.

Agreed
Posted by: It's me donna at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (6XlcD)
---------
It's like our gal in the Kav hearing - he's making them look stupid and blowing holes in everything they're supposedly standing for, but it ain't flashy.

Posted by: jhawk90 at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (Xvo1a)

541 Vindman just demanded Nunes call him "Lt. Col."

Nunes should demand that Vindman call him "the Honorable Gentleman from California".

Posted by: Bert G at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (Y+/QX)

542 536
Keeve is how the cool kids say it.


Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:02 AM (L3Rsz)
cool doesn't mean what it used to....cool used to be the high school kids in the smoking pod...

Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (0O7c5)

543 TJM, what are you doing in here? You're supposed to be embarreled. Yah, I caught that little faux pas with the italics. You didn't fix it fast enough. Hah!

Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (fE1wp)

544 Is it possible Mr. Bolton had to take a shit?

Posted by: jwest at November 19, 2019 11:04 AM (U6f/q)

545 543 TJM, what are you doing in here? You're supposed to be embarreled. Yah, I caught that little faux pas with the italics. You didn't fix it fast enough. Hah!
Posted by: creeper at November 19, 2019 11:03 AM (fE1wp)

==========

#Fakenews

I fixed JackStraw's open tag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:04 AM (q80AH)

546 Or they just found a couple of scapegoats. "Hey, look! We found the 2 guards who should have stopped a suicide. They weren't doing their jobs, and that's how it happened. Now, let's move along, shall we?"
Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 09:48 AM (FJYfm)

If they weren't in position to stop a suicide, then they weren't in position to stop a murder, either. Hopefully, one or both of these guards rats out the superiors who allowed/ordered them to slack off.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 11:04 AM (/sgva)

547 Agree re: Castro...he's doing a good job, subtly.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:04 AM (L3Rsz)

548 >>I fixed JackStraw's open tag.

Fake news! I trapped you.

I don't use tags. Ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 11:05 AM (ZLI7S)

549 I fixed JackStraw's open tag.


it's true he swooped in to save the day

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 11:05 AM (Rarvo)

550 What would be the upside?



Especially after Schiff's public hearings?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:00 AM (q80AH)

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Trump goes down in history as an "impeached president" and even if the Senate doesn't hold a trial (which McConnell will do because, of course he will) Progda will report it as essentially a conviction?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 11:05 AM (EqwcA)

551 Cool now means loyal, terrific, wonderful, self-sacrificing gov't bureaucrats.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:06 AM (L3Rsz)

552 If they weren't in position to stop a suicide, then they weren't in position to stop a murder, either. Hopefully, one or both of these guards rats out the superiors who allowed/ordered them to slack off.


I hope both their hearts are in real good shape or they're gonna be Breitbarted

and they should probably set up hidden cams in their bedrooms too to avoid Scalia-ing

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 19, 2019 11:06 AM (Rarvo)

553 550
Trump goes down in history as an "impeached president" and even if the Senate doesn't hold a trial (which McConnell will do because, of course he will) Progda will report it as essentially a conviction?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 11:05 AM (EqwcA)

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And Democrats definitely lose the House while also losing the White House again.

So, moral victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:06 AM (q80AH)

554 There was a rich 19th century tranny involved in Toronto politics that the Woke put up statue of a few years ago. Forgotten the name and era.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 19, 2019 11:07 AM (Dh1wo)

555 Impeachment by this crew will go down in history as a practical honor.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:07 AM (L3Rsz)

556 548 >>I fixed JackStraw's open tag.

Fake news! I trapped you.

I don't use tags. Ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 11:05 AM (ZLI7S)

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Ah, it was actually artisanal 'ette's open tag in comment 509, not JackStraw's in 510 in the morning report.

Sorry.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:07 AM (q80AH)

557 Airplane too small to bring Vindeman along on a trip. LOL...poor dear.

Posted by: lizabth at November 19, 2019 11:09 AM (L3Rsz)

558
You don't offer plea deals without a quid pro quo.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 09:49 AM (ZLI7S)


Hillary's IT guy got an immunity deal, and then spilled the beans on...no one. A crooked prosecutor can make a case go away really quietly and quickly when he/she wants to.
Posted by: Ted K. at November 19, 2019 09:52 AM (FJYfm)

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Or Imran Awan. Wire fraud. Silence.

Or Rene Boucher. 3 mos. For grievously assaulting a sitting US Senator.

Or all the Antifa rioters on Inauguration day (and many other cases).

Or the original sweetheart plea deal for Epstein.

Plea deals are a tool the government has. They can be used for many things.

If you're on the team, they're used to reward you.

If you pose a threat to the team, they're used to silence you.

If you're on the other team they're used to punish you.

And, if you have information that can help the team, they're used to make you talk.

No reason to suppose this is any different. The State has already conspired to make the Epstein killing go away, and I don't expect they've had a come-to-Jesus moment and changed their minds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 11:09 AM (AzW6q)

559 I dunno--I think it would be hard for this guy to handle a rapier---that wrist looks pretty limp.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at November 19, 2019 11:10 AM (WRSbt)

560 And Democrats definitely lose the House while also losing the White House again.



So, moral victory.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:06 AM (q80AH)

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Remember the Dems who expected to and praised for sacrificing their jobs by passing DeathCare?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 11:10 AM (C0uBP)

561 560
Remember the Dems who expected to and praised for sacrificing their jobs by passing DeathCare?
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 11:10 AM (C0uBP)

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Remember how that led to actual legislation passing and this impeachment won't lead to getting rid of Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

562 If they put Lou Reed on a postage stamp, would you lick it?
Posted by: klaftern at November 19, 2019 09:57 AM (RuIsu)

A Peewee Herman postage stamp would be self-adhesive.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 11:11 AM (/sgva)

563 >>No reason to suppose this is any different. The State has already conspired to make the Epstein killing go away, and I don't expect they've had a come-to-Jesus moment and changed their minds.

Aside from the fact that the FBI isn't being run by James Comey nor the DOJ by Loretta Lynch.

Trump is not Obama and Trump's administration is not Obama's.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 19, 2019 11:12 AM (ZLI7S)

564 Remember how that led to actual legislation passing and this impeachment won't lead to getting rid of Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at November 19, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

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Fair point (I didn't say they were rational), but I imagine they'll be rewarded in some other capacity of graft.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 19, 2019 11:14 AM (sNzC+)

565 No reason to suppose this is any different. The State has already conspired to make the Epstein killing go away, and I don't expect they've had a come-to-Jesus moment and changed their minds.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 11:09 AM (AzW6q)

Indeed. It was the Trump FBI and DOJ that conducted the "we have no idea" investigation of the Vegas shootings. I am not surprised at the EDKH hush ups.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 11:18 AM (U7k5w)

566 Cannabis stocks are a sea of red as selloff stretches to sixth straight day

https://on.mktw.net/2Osm1GR

"Cannabis stocks were a sea of red again on Monday, with Aurora Cannabis tumbling another 15% following disappointing earnings and MedMen down 23% on news of job cuts and asset sales."



Lurking MooMoo is losing his shirt.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 10:02 AM (KzvQU)

Heh. I was briefly the "proud owner" of a Canadian cannabis stock. It started out as a gold mining venture, but went through hard times, and basically got RTO'ed into a pot grower. Hit the market earlier this year at 35 cents, and I sold it all off right quick. Current quote: 7.5 cents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2019 11:18 AM (/sgva)

567 Iwan immunity deal...AG Sessions, Trump administration. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

Posted by: CN at November 19, 2019 11:20 AM (U7k5w)

568
One thing about the impeachment farce that bothers me is how stupid and unnecessary it is.

I expected Team DS to pick up the ball from Mueller and run interminable, open-ended investigations in House committees until about September or October, and then censure the President at least once or possible multiple times running up to election day.

You know - the smart play.

This is a stupid fucking mess. An own goal. It'll almost certainly end well before the election day, without a conviction.

It's doubtful it will bring down the President come election day.

And it'll piss off a lot of voters and expose a lot of Dem Congressmen to vulnerability come election day.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2019 11:22 AM (AzW6q)

569 Nood monkey for those who haven't heard. Same stuff, different thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 19, 2019 11:23 AM (KzvQU)

570 Levi Strauss learned this during the gold boom. There are two ways to make money in a commodity explosion:
1) Try to produce the commodity.
2) Service and provision those who are trying to produce the commodity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 19, 2019 10:16 AM (I2dne)

Word.

Posted by: John M. Studebaker at November 19, 2019 11:27 AM (/sgva)

571 530
When did it become "keeev"? I've been saying chicken "kee-yev" wrong all this time???!?!?

kee-yev is how putin wants you to pronounce it. just like during the recent unpleasantness, when you could tell from which side a report originated by whether it referred to "luhansk" or "lugansk".

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2019 11:31 AM (sGtp+)

572 What about my comment was not on topic? He replaced it with something I didn't say on my name and nic?
How is that gentlemanly?
Why not post what was wrong and explain it in a sentient statement!

Never heard of the 100 post comment shit is this a Schiff Initiative... poorly handled dude.
who makes these balmy rules anyway,I thought this was a decent forum now it's trying to be "progressively" arseholish FUCK IT!

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2019 11:33 AM (5IHGB)

573 A WOMAN is not a DRESS.
There's a LEETLE BIT more to us than that, boys.

Posted by: Beverly at November 19, 2019 09:14 PM (r3fIZ)

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