In Hellmouth Los Angeles, Homeless Maniac Throws Bucket Full of His Hot Diarrhea On To Random Tourist

Welcome to your Democrat future.

Heidi Van Tassel was parked in Hollywood after having a pleasant evening out with friends at an authentic Thai restaurant. Suddenly a man randomly pulled her out of the car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of feces on her head, Van Tassel said and public records confirm.


"It was diarrhea. Hot liquid. I was soaked, and it was coming off my eyelashes and into my eyes," Van Tassel said. "Paramedics who came to treat me said there was so much of it on me, that it looked like the man was saving it up for a month."

Van Tassel was rushed to Hollywood Presbyterian Hospital after the grotesque attack, where she was tested for infectious diseases caused by contact with feces. She'll need to be retested every three months.

I sure hope he's an illegal alien. That way, he can avoid all punishment.

Oh wait, he did: He's already back out on the street, saving up his diarrhea for another disgusting biohazard attack.

Meanwhile, San Francisco says "Hey, don't leave us out of this wonderful Diarrhea Nightmare!" They're vowing to make it legal to use the streets as open sewers.

San Francisco's pee problem could soon get worse.

Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city’s incoming district attorney, pledged during the campaign not to prosecute public urination and other quality-of-life crimes if he was elected. Boudin declared victory Saturday night after results showed him winning a plurality of votes in the DA race.

"We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes. Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted," Boudin vowed in response to an American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) questionnaire during the campaign.

And now people are attacking homeless encampments in San Francisco with... arrows.


The victims were not identified in reports but lived in an encampment around the area of Richmond. Both men were hit in the abdomen, and one was also struck in the leg, the Mercury News reported. A homeless woman was also targeted, but the assailant reportedly missed.


The report said the two were taken to a nearby hospital and underwent surgery. They are awake and recovering "well," police said.

Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

Hey guys -- The Road Warrior was meant to be a dystopian fable, not an instruction manual.

San Francisco is about to report that its homeless population has risen 17%, but that's a lie. They changed the definition of "homeless" to make their Homeless City look better. The actual figure, using the real definition they used to use, is a 30% rise.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:10 PM




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1 Ghislaine Maxwell did not kill herself.

Posted by: vrf at November 12, 2019 04:10 PM (1QvcO)

2 Welcome to New Virginia - its for Lovers (of shit)

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:11 PM (32YRo)

3 Good. Send all the homeless to San Fran and let them enjoy things. Or the fedgov should start seizing NY assets when they deport their homeless. Either way works.

Posted by: trev006 at November 12, 2019 04:11 PM (V+8Zu)

4 Don't care, they voted for this.

In fact they just doubled down and voted for a guy for AG that was literally raised by domestic terrorists who has stated his campaign pledge of LOLGF is executed each and every day.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 12, 2019 04:11 PM (JLrCS)

5 Someone should throw a bucket of fecal foulness on any member of Californias government they see in San Fransisco and then stand there like that fucking anteater and say "Come at me bro".

Goose. Gander.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (a7HML)

6 I have waxed poetic about renting a water truck to deal with the dirty sidewalks.

High pressure water is a felony out here in Ca. I'm sure.

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (Izot6)

7 Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public
urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be
prosecuted


Methinks this tool is a wee bit unclear on the concept of a "crime". If it's a crime, it should, by definition, be prosecuted. Anyway, SFers, enjoy the ride.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (T6t7i)

8
Whoooooaaaa.

You usually have to pay extra for that.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (8XRCm)

9 Second look at chocolate rain?

Posted by: Max Power at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (q177U)

10 Bring on The Humungus.

Posted by: Allie at November 12, 2019 04:12 PM (sm6Pk)

11 Way to go, LA.

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 04:13 PM (RU4sa)

12 (sings) If you're going to San Francisco,
Be sure to wear a Hazmat suit out there.

Posted by: Scott McKenzie at November 12, 2019 04:13 PM (1XNk8)

13 Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city's incoming district attorney whose parents should have been executed for murder

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (9KTP0)

14 This is so foul, I cannot believe what is happening here.

The cops used to give the homeless bus tickets to San Francisco.

People keep claiming Reagan closed the mental hospitals.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (7bcfy)

15 Question: is there a bag limit on hobos?

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (T6t7i)

16 As said in the memorable video game Manhunt, execute those motherfuckers! Cash, I need blood Cash.

Posted by: Denny Crane! at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (Lr5Wu)

17 "Cleansing Fire" has had a few moments of contemplation as well.

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (Izot6)

18
So...... untreated sewage from 70,000 homeless people in San Fran makes its way into the Bay every day.


*taps chin*


I thought those assholes were all about the environment.??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

19 In a movie, could be funny. In real life? NO WAY!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (xptlg)

20 everyone remember to shit/piss is Chesa Boudin's yard

she's cool with it

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (PPbDD)

21 Suddenly a man randomly pulled her out of the car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of feces on her head, Van Tassel said and public records confirm.

Another candidate for the Democrat nomination. When he says you'll get free shit, he really means it!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (9KTP0)

22 2 girls, one bucket

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (WhTSP)

23 14 Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city's incoming district attorney whose parents and foster parents should have been executed for murder

FIFY.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (9KTP0)

FIFY

Posted by: Fox2! at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (0HqNX)

24 and that kids is where professional duelists in antiquity came from...

Posted by: sven at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (xbWHd)

25 I thought those assholes were all about the environment.??

Posted by: fixerupper


Works for us.

Posted by: Tapeworms and their life cycle at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (T6t7i)

26

Old movie: Bucket of Blood
New movie: Bucket of Poo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (aKsyK)

27 Colander mask time, Kalifornia leading the nation again!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable amd Completely Unserious at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (pw+jk)

28 Disgusting beyond words.

Californians deserve to get EVERYTHING they've voted for. EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (TdMsT)

29 People keep claiming Reagan closed the mental hospitals.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:14 PM (7bcfy)

----

Half of those "afflicted" werent even born yet when Reagan was President.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

30 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (B+t5k)

31 Long bow or cross bow ?

Posted by: Pliney at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (nzKWW)

32 I saw Schiffs new rules for tomorrow - no mentioning or bad mouthing a guy who is not even testifying!

What is going to happen on national TV when Rep Jordan not only mentions Eric Ciaramella as the WB, but calls him a cowardly douche in so many words? And you know he will, at the first opportunity.

Is Schiff going to have Jordan arrested and hauled out right in front of the cameras? Going to need get the popcorn barrel for this...

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (32YRo)

33 Heidi sounds white. he's gonna skate

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (U7k5w)

34 Well you can blame Reagan all you want... but I think he's dead now and its been quite a while since he's been anywhere near power, then again these same people give Obama credit on the economy that they also say is the worst ever because people are getting jobs and wage increases and stuff.

Those homeless rate increases don't have much to do with mental hospitals in the 80s.

Posted by: Reality Man at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (//Byp)

35 A good archer can wreak havoc on a population.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (AIGhm)

36 Nothing to see here. Move along!

Posted by: G marks the spot at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (GXoKW)

37 So...... untreated sewage from 70,000 homeless people in San Fran makes its way into the Bay every day.


*taps chin*


I thought those assholes were all about the environment.??
Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (8XRCm)

It is organic shit.

All the rage these days.

Posted by: tbodie at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (MOpDc)

38 Anarcho-tyranny. This is the animating feature of our modern life.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (ssz2a)

39 In San Fran the storm drain and sewer systems are connected.

That's why it smells near the shoreline.

Cool story: Was doing some tunnel survey for a bypass line; 20' diameter tunnel. They were blasting on the other end of the dig. Lucky for me the rumbling stopped before I lost my shit. Good times.

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (Izot6)

40 everyone remember to shit/piss is Chesa Boudin's yard

she's cool with it
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at November 12, 2019 04:15 PM (PPbDD)


"Chesa" identifies as male. This week, at any rate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (9KTP0)

41 Suddenly a man randomly pulled her out of the car, dragged her out to the middle of the street, and dumped a bucket of feces on her head, Van Tassel said and public records confirm.

Another candidate for the Democrat nomination. When he says you'll get free shit, he really means it!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (arJlL)

42 On the bright side, I can read stories from California and get tomorrow's news for my home state of Virginia.

The motto used to be "sic semper", now it's "sic transit".

Posted by: Eeyore at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (ZbwAu)

43 38 Anarcho-tyranny. This is the animating feature of our modern life.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (ssz2a)

The worst of both worlds.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (J+mig)

44 What is going to happen on national TV when Rep Jordan not only mentions
Eric Ciaramella as the WB, but calls him a cowardly douche in so many
words? And you know he will, at the first opportunity.



Is Schiff going to have Jordan arrested and hauled out right in front of the cameras?


With any luck, Jordan will walk over to Schiff and give him noogies and an atomic wedgie. Schiff will then cry.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2019 04:18 PM (T6t7i)

45 Honestly, those camps would go up like Ace's heartbeat when he sees a Vespa if you so much a got a spark into one of those tents.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:19 PM (AIGhm)

46

Longbow or crossbow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 04:19 PM (aKsyK)

47 SF, Welcome to the shitter by the Bay!

Posted by: Ben Had at November 12, 2019 04:19 PM (SCnqN)

48 Bow and arrows huh. Didn't know ace was in the longbow camp.

Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (O+iVW)

49 Half of those "afflicted" werent even born yet when Reagan was President.
Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (8XRCm)

I think they're talking about when Reagan was governor. I get all aggro.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (7bcfy)

50 I have to go to San Fran on business and I need a cute pair of gum boot stilettos. Now I gotta cover up in a shit proof hazmat suit. I guess that's court attire these days

Posted by: NCKate at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (rx1QH)

51 I think it's Glenn Reynolds who, from time to time mentions that laws are really there to protect the criminals (at least in an armed society) from vigilantes. Now that it's apparently how season for California hobos, it seems he's right.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (87EdW)

52 The motto used to be "sic semper", now it's "sic transit".

Posted by: Eeyore

It's like having Taro card person read your future! And its all coming up shit!

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (32YRo)

53 Let CA have all the vagrants. They gotta live somewhere.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (prSvo)

54
Californians deserve to get EVERYTHING they've voted for. EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (TdMsT)

---
hey now!

i didn't vote for any of this shit: i demand an exemption!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (KEX6Y)

55 Also.

I would hunt down and kill anyone who did this to me or mine.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:21 PM (AIGhm)

56 And I said, Oh let not the Lord be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure five shall be found there.

And God said, I will not destroy it for five's sake.

Posted by: Abraham at November 12, 2019 04:21 PM (PPbDD)

57 hey now!

i didn't vote for any of this shit: i demand an exemption!


I have two words for you. U-Haul.

Posted by: pep at November 12, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

58 How season = bow season, Stoopid autocucumber

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 12, 2019 04:21 PM (87EdW)

59 Dude!

Pro-tip: 9/10 nevertrumpers prefer cold diarrhea.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (L926V)

60 Cloudy with a chance of Hershey Squirts - Disney Films (2019)

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (AIGhm)

61 Shit on the steets ? A-OK
Plastic straws ? off with their heads !

If the sovereign does not return with some biblical level reckoning, he owes the good people of Sodom n Gomorrah an apology

Dem malfeasance ? Neverheardofit.

Posted by: Charles Gibson at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (f6tGE)

62 SF, Welcome to the shitter by the Bay!

Posted by: Ben Had

Last person out of SF needs to pull the handle and flush this turd down into the Pacific...

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (32YRo)

63 I have two words for you. U-Haul.
Posted by: pep at November 12, 2019 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

Ididn't that like 3 words

Posted by: Sniffy Joe at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (rpxSz)

64 hey now!

i didn't vote for any of this shit: i demand an exemption!

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (KEX6Y)

Collateral damage is within the acceptable range.

Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (O+iVW)

65 So...... untreated sewage from 70,000 homeless people in San Fran makes its way into the Bay every day.

The EPA should be looking at this.

Posted by: Guzalot at November 12, 2019 04:22 PM (prSvo)

66 A good archer can wreak havoc on a population.

-
The Illiad begins with Apollo causing a plague by shooting arrows into the Greek camp. The more things change . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)

67 So Idiocracy meets Road Warrior!

2019.

Wow.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (xptlg)

68 Seriously, though...


How about this Weather?

Posted by: California Voter at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (AIGhm)

69 hey now!

i didn't vote for any of this shit: i demand an exemption!
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (KEX6Y)


I exempt the fine members of the Horde (of course) who have the misfortune to live in California.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (TdMsT)

70 u-haul out of California = $2000

u-haul in= .25 cents

Supply and Demand

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (Izot6)

71 2 Squirts for Sister Heidi

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 12, 2019 04:23 PM (WhTSP)

72 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

More likely, one of the other homeless.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (O7MnT)

73 Well you can blame Reagan all you want... but I think he's dead now and its been quite a while since he's been anywhere near power, then again these same people give Obama credit on the economy that they also say is the worst ever because people are getting jobs and wage increases and stuff.

Those homeless rate increases don't have much to do with mental hospitals in the 80s.
Posted by: Reality Man at November 12, 2019 04:17 PM (//Byp)


I say yet again: it had NOTHING WHATSOEVER to do with Reagan. Mental hospitals closed because of the 1975 Supreme Court decision in O'Connor v. Donaldson, which made it difficult to institutionalize nutjobs against their will.

Mental hospitals had no more choice in turning nuts loose than cops do in reading Miranda rights, and for exactly the same reason - a Supreme Court ruling.

If you want to blame someone apart from the Supremes, blame Ken Kesey and David Rosenhan, a psych prof at Stanford, for starting that "care in the community" horseshit.

More on the latter here: https://tinyurl.com/y46dm8fh

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (9KTP0)

74 "We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes. Crimes
such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination,
blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted,"

"Quality of Life" must mean something completely different of what I thought it meant.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (HmZuC)

75 @32

As said previously, what will happen is that Schiff will cut anyone off that strays from his pre-planned script, any comments he believes are non-germaine will be stricken from the record, then the Donks will do what they do best, cause a scene, get their media allies to amplify their narratives and then probably file ethics complaints against GOP congressmen.


Basically I expect tomorrow to be a chaotic shit show.

Posted by: Huxley's Eye Glass Emporium at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (JLrCS)

76 50 Coulter is calling to get Trump out
Posted by: Kurt at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (dRPL7)


I'm calling to get YOU out.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (TdMsT)

77 And in Seattle, the homeless are tossing hunks of metal and concrete from freeway overpasses on to cars below. My co-worker narrowly escaped serious injury.

Posted by: fly gal at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (8TdcF)

78 Give me a few minutes and I'll be right on this obvious civil rights violation.


https://tinyurl.com/yervc45o

Posted by: AG Barr at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (Pzzpr)

79 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

The vigilante is attacking the wrong people.

IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (Ki5SV)

80 I guess I'm a horrible person for wishing Diarrhea Man would save a huge bucket for Nancy Pelosi and Pencil Neck Schiff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

81 >>We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes.


Well then, how about no more Quality of Life Programs funded through Taxation?

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (AIGhm)

82
hey now!

i didn't vote for any of this shit: i demand an exemption!
Posted by: redc1c4


Someone earlier was mentioning an article in The Atlantic saying deplorables should learn to accept this shit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (aKsyK)

83
Coulter is calling to get Trump out
Posted by: Kurt at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (dRPL7)


------

People who fucked Bill Maher shouldnt be running their mouths.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (8XRCm)

84 More on the latter here: https://tinyurl.com/y46dm8fh
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:24 PM (9KTP0)

Deja vu, I feel we've had this conversation before.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (7bcfy)

85 I remember we had a missionary visit once, they said one of the most difficult things to deal with in 3rd world shit holes is the literal shit. Everything is "fecalized" aka contaminated with shit. Every little cut gets infected, it always stinks, etc. Progressives sure can progress. Reminds me of the outbreaks of typhus during the occupy movement.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (87EdW)

86 Hobo doo doo, breathe in you don't. To San Francisco, the tourists won't.

Sing with me now, children!

Posted by: Uncle Corn Pop's Magic Rain Barrel at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (BrfST)

87 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

Hey guys -- The Road Warrior was meant to be a dystopian fable, not an instruction manual.


Colander face mask time may be upon us sooner than previously anticipated.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (2RVA8)

88 It's so awful, the Left are lying to revise homeless numbers DOWN under an (R) president. Imagine.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (uEbPt)

89 I feel like there needs to be an updated version of OREGON TRAIL for people who move to California. "YOU ARE DEAD FROM FECAL-TRANSMITTED TYPHUS."

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (O7MnT)

90 CALIFORNIA IS A SHITHOLE STATE.

THANKS, DEMOKRATZ!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (wtvvX)

91 Well, a colander facemask will probably improve my looks.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

92 Coulter is calling to get Trump out

Coulter used to fuck Bill Maher.

Her opinion on anything is worth as much as your mom's BJ price.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (Ki5SV)

93 63 SF, Welcome to the shitter by the Bay!

Posted by: Ben Had

Down on the boardwalk,

You CA step in poo.

Down on the boardwalk,

You can get killed, too.

Down on the boardwalk. Boardwalk.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (L926V)

94 I've got an idea for the Texas Tourism Department - run anonymous full page ads featuring this story on every tourist site and printed page they can find. Emphasize that this is what Tourists can expect in California.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)

95 Ace, you're missing the big news here.

San Francisco just elected a new District Attorney - - the adopted son of Bill Ayers, and the biological son of two Weather Underground terrorist convicted of murder!

Yes, the voters knew full well his backstory, And they elected him anyway!

This new D.A., Chesa Boudin, is an open communist, and just announced that he will NOT PROSECUTE any crimes that in his opinion "criminalize poverty." Thus, starting today, the following activities are all totally legal in SF:

-- Pooping in public
-- Peeing in public
-- Fare-jumping and not paying fares on any public transit
-- Shoplifting food or personal care items
-- Panhandling
-- Aggressive panhandling
-- Sleeping anywhere and everywhere you want on public property, streets, parks, yards, sidewalks, etc.
-- ...and presumably dumping buckets os diarrhea on passersby.
-- etc. etc. etc.

Seriously, within a year or two San Francisco will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

And the voters willingly and consciously asked for it!

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (fK2gX)

96 I saw Hot Diarrhea open for the Butthole Surfers at the Bowl back in '02.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (pMGkg)

97 And the idiots who voted for this will soon pack up shop & move to currently sane states and the cycle will begin anew

Posted by: josephistan at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (7HtZB)

98 91 CALIFORNIA IS A SHITHOLE STATE.

THANKS, DEMOKRATZ!!!!
Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (wtvvX)



Yup. And Virginia is for lovers... of California. Stay tuned.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

99 When they outlaw citizens dousing other citizens with diarrhea then only the Government will have the steaming hot bucket of diarrhea. Think People!!!

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (yRAFu)

100 Working in San Francisco cured my sympathy for the bums. So there's that.

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (Izot6)

101 92 Well, a colander facemask will probably improve my looks.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (RD7QR)

They're ever so stylish. Everyone will be wearing them soon.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (2RVA8)

102 No surprise Kurt is on the hot diarrhea thread.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)

103
Red hot! Red hot! Gitcher red hot diarrhea right here!

Diarrhea! Hot, Steaming Diarrhea!

Red Hot Diarrhea, sir?

Yes, it's fresh.

That'll be $15.00.....Yes, sir.....Here's your change.

And here's your Diarrhea!

You're welcome!

Oh, yes, sir. The corn's all natural.

Red Hot! Red Hot! Gitcher Red Hot Diarrhea right here!

Posted by: Poo Vendor at San Francisco 49's Game at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (9X624)

104 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

105 95 I've got an idea for the Texas Tourism Department - run anonymous full page ads featuring this story on every tourist site and printed page they can find. Emphasize that this is what Tourists can expect in California.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (Kpl3J)


Nah. Big signs that say "DON'T EVEN THINK OF MOVING HERE."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

106 Hey guys -- The Road Warrior was meant to be a dystopian fable, not an instruction manual.


I want a forearm crossbow.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ltDdP)

107 It you're going to Hellmouth, CA
Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair
If you're going to Hellmouth, CA
You're gonna meet some gentle people there

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

108 And in Seattle, the homeless are tossing hunks of metal and concrete from freeway overpasses on to cars below. My co-worker narrowly escaped serious injury.

The hub's college roommate just moved from Seattle to Pittsburgh. The last time we met up with him, he asked us how many days a week we were late to work because of protests blocking the streets. I told him I was late once because a flock of geese were crossing the street. He told me he was blocked from getting to work at least once a week by street protests.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (O7MnT)

109 100 When they outlaw citizens dousing other citizens with diarrhea then only the Government will have the steaming hot bucket of diarrhea. Think People!!!
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (yRAFu)

Pffft. The government's been shitting on us for well over a century.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (2RVA8)

110 Well, ain't that just the shit.


Actually, I find an attack like this an assault with a deadly weapon and as such an appropriate response is warranted. I wouldn't give a shit to send them on an express ticket ride to a dirt nap.

When society has devolved to the point where insane people roam the streets randomly attacking people its time to respond with vigilanty justice.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (qZdIZ)

111 32 I saw Schiffs new rules for tomorrow - no mentioning or bad mouthing a guy who is not even testifying!

What is going to happen on national TV when Rep Jordan not only mentions Eric Ciaramella as the WB, but calls him a cowardly douche in so many words? And you know he will, at the first opportunity.

Is Schiff going to have Jordan arrested and hauled out right in front of the cameras? Going to need get the popcorn barrel for this...
Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (32YRo)
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The R's need to go full Alinski and pack the audience with people carrying signs saying "Eric Ciaramella is a liar." or "Ciaramella is not entitled to Anonymity", and of course "Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself"

Posted by: WisRich at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (G0vdT)

112 107 Hey guys -- The Road Warrior was meant to be a dystopian fable, not an instruction manual.


I want a forearm crossbow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ltDdP)


"Plan?! No plan!"

- - Pig Kiler behind the wheel

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)

113 Want to panic a bunch of progs?

Walk around a public area in a full Tyvex suit and respirator.

You'd be fully justified in S.F.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (xfb67)

114 Build the wall.

Remove California from the US.

Send all the socialist fucks there.

Escape From Escape From Los Angeles Escape from California.

Where's Snake Plisskin?

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (Zz0t1)

115 I think it's Glenn Reynolds who, from time to time mentions that laws are really there to protect the criminals (at least in an armed society) from vigilantes. Now that it's apparently how season for California hobos, it seems he's right.

Glenn is right about a lot of things, like the "Welcome Wagon" liberal education project that someone desperately needs to fund in Texas and Virginia.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (ZGrMX)

116 I can't wait for PDT to hear about this.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (ptqGC)

117 She shoulda worn her MAGA cap.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (x2jFf)

118 Did the diarrhea doused chick drive to the hospital? Cuz that car is gonna smell really bad.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (yRAFu)

119
Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

More likely, one of the other homeless.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Are there rival homeless gangs like Bloods and Crips?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (aKsyK)

120 LA = Starling city?

If the police aren't allowed to do their jobs, citizens will do it for them.Breakdown of society brought to you by the oh-so virtuous CA Left. Coming to a city near you!

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)

121 96: I bet he kept in touch with mom and dad, maybe even left wing commie grandparents

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (U7k5w)

122
I saw Forearm Crossbow open for Guns 'n Roses at the Whiskey in '89.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (zBaqJ)

123 California screamin' every single day!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (+y/Ru)

124 Did the diarrhea doused chick drive to the hospital? Cuz that car is gonna smell really bad.
Posted by: Puddin Head

It was a rental.
No problem

Posted by: Bruce at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (vd8XM)

125 Eventually, the total lack of standards takes its toll.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (YOhRS)

126 Deja vu, I feel we've had this conversation before.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (7bcfy)


We have, and I don't mean to be a bore about it, but I get tired of hearing that leftist agitprop claptrap about Reagan. This was a policy the Reds campaigned for, and the Supremes ultimately bought it.

Now that the policy is in place, the Reds are trying to lay off the blame for it onto Reagan, among others. They need to own it; it was their doing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (9KTP0)

127 Chesa Boudin

Check his parents....

His parents, Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert, were Weather Underground members.

After his parents were incarcerated, Boudin was raised in Chicago by adoptive parents Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn

FTW

Posted by: golfman at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (M3a0a)

128 Nooooo!!!! No more taaaaalk! We go iiinnn! We shiiiiit! WE SHIIIIIT!!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (2RVA8)

129 California dreamin' ya'll.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (ptqGC)

130 The R's need to go full Alinski and pack the audience with people carrying signs saying "Eric Ciaramella is a liar." or "Ciaramella is not entitled to Anonymity", and of course "Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself"

"Islam Is Right About Adam Schiff" would be killer.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (ZGrMX)

131 O H , F U U D G E !

Posted by: Ralphie at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (AIGhm)

132
"It was a rental.
No problem"


snicker

Posted by: nip at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Izot6)

133 When the poo hits your eye,

Like a big pizza pie

That's-a Friscoooo!!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (wtvvX)

134 As per an earlier thread,
It's official---Explosive diarrhea --by the bucket, no less--IS more popular in California than Kammala Harris.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (CqE5x)

135 Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city's incoming district attorney, pledged during the campaign not to prosecute public urination and other quality-of-life crimes if he was elected.

Seriously. I'd like to know the end game of this kind of mentality.

What benefit does this give residents?

Enjoy, Californians. YOU BUILT THIS.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)

136 120
Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

More likely, one of the other homeless.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Are there rival homeless gangs like Bloods and Crips?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (aKsyK)

The Shits and the Giggles.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (2RVA8)

137 They hate life and everything good and decent in it. They hate living. They're begging us to put them out of their misery.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (j3npP)

138 110 100 When they outlaw citizens dousing other citizens with diarrhea then only the Government will have the steaming hot bucket of diarrhea. Think People!!!
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (yRAFu)

Pffft. The government's been shitting on us for well over a century.
------------------
True. But their shit smells like freshly baked muffins.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (yRAFu)

139 Lets send al the Homeless and so called refugees to live with the Democrats they have vast estates and since the Democrats think only they have property rights lets see them take care of these people

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (wGqjj)

140 A long time ago at a Dyngus Day celebration (look it up, too tipsy to explain) I had a bad encounter with a port a potty. Shit everywhere. This poor woman. I still have nightmares about that experience from 30 years ago.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (N3JsI)

141 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

how do we know they aren't attacking each other for the "better" street spot to live on?

I'm sure there are homeless tribes now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (vEIlU)

142 >>Did the diarrhea doused chick drive to the hospital?


Well, she'd be hard to ID on the BART.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (AIGhm)

143 122 96: I bet he kept in touch with mom and dad, maybe even left wing commie grandparents
Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (U7k5w)


You're right. He learned he'd been elected DA on a flight returning to SF after visiting his asshole murderer of a father in prison.

Unfortunately, not on Death Row, where he belonged.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (9KTP0)

144 Hey guys -- The Road Warrior was meant to be a dystopian fable, not an instruction manual.


I want a forearm crossbow.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (ltDdP)

My shotgun shells won't snap.

Posted by: golfman at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (M3a0a)

145 I'm pretty certain that Pat Brown and the Calif. senate voted/passed legislation to close the psych hospitals sometime just previous to Reagan taking office - which left Reagan no choice but to close the whole system. Too lazy to search it out -

The left's version of events flip the whole thing on it's ear.

Posted by: He didn't do it at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (K3B2k)

146 The Shits and the Giggles.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (2RVA

---

lol

Posted by: SMH at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (RU4sa)

147 Oh, I see the post now has the Chesa Boudin story. Ignore comment #96!

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (fK2gX)

148 Wasn't Trump supposed to send the EPA into San Fran and start fining them? Oh yeah....LOLGF

Posted by: Galil at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (Pzzpr)

149 *ponders*

"hmmmm, maybe instead of my razor sharp boomarang . . ."

---Feral Kid from The Road Warrior

Posted by: Sharkman at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (Pk69y)

150
For those who come to Hellmouth, CA
Summertime will be a love-in there
In the streets of Hellmouth, CA
Gentle people with feces in their hair

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

151 They are allowed to block the sidewalks. This means if you are a pedestrian in order to skirt around these piles of shit, you must walk in the street and get hit by a car or bus?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (xlprn)

152 I know she's not popular in here but at one time, while America slept, Coulter was about the only reliable voice against the Lefty threat in America. She was well researched, hysterically funny, ridiculously prescient, and way ahead of her time.

While many on our side were still of the "let's have a deep engaging conversation with the Democrats and lefty Republicans" ilk, Coulter was calling them out for the unhinged soulless monsters they were.

I have a hard time believing she was full of it all along, but something happened in 2010 or 2011. Her Christie-mania was the beginning of the end. Such a fucking disappointment.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (uEbPt)

153 50 Coulter is calling to get Trump out
Posted by: Kurt at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (dRPL7)

Coulter said this a few days ago: "I'm going to continue trolling Trump until he fulfills his promises!!" Yes, she used those exact words.

So Kurt, she's a troll just like you now. Nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (Kpl3J)

154 The actual figure, using the real definition they used to use, is a 30% rise.

homeless and illegal aliens

waiting on malibu to slide deeper towards and into the ocean

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

155 More likely, one of the other homeless.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

Are there rival homeless gangs like Bloods and Crips?


Most homeless are mentally ill; a substantial number are violent. I think it's more likely one homeless who identifies as a Welsh archer at the Battle of Agincourt is responsible than a frustrated blue-city borg drone.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (O7MnT)

156 The shitting may be legal, but assaulting someone with it is still assault, is it not?

Have they removed those laws as well?

I'm betting someone in a MAGA hat flinging shit on people would be treated COMPLETELY different.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

157 120 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

More likely, one of the other homeless.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


Not seeing the problem, either way.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (9KTP0)

158 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.
---
They have soiled this city!

Posted by: Bow and Arrow Enthusiast with Green Hood at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YOhRS)

159 Deja vu, I feel we've had this conversation before.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (7bcfy)

We have, and I don't mean to be a bore about it, but I get tired of hearing that leftist agitprop claptrap about Reagan. This was a policy the Reds campaigned for, and the Supremes ultimately bought it.

Now that the policy is in place, the Reds are trying to lay off the blame for it onto Reagan, among others. They need to own it; it was their doing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (9KTP0)

Just wait until they start blaming Trump--and they will--because people started pooping on the streets of San Francisco during his presidency...

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (CqE5x)

160 "Who ordered the Hot Brown?"

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (AIGhm)

161 I feel sorry for the sane people in California.

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (KNsKs)

162 -
--

The Shits and the Giggles.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM

----------------

Is this about me?

Posted by: Mayor Pete at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (pMGkg)

163 ow that the policy is in place, the Reds are trying to lay off the blame for it onto Reagan, among others. They need to own it; it was their doing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (9KTP0)

I have native Californian friends that are conservative that believe this lie. I think they must have learned this lie in school. I go on a tear and educate them. This just happened last week.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (7bcfy)

164 I suspect all this homelessness is a ruse cooked up by real estate developers to crash prices. Same deal with Tim Steyer running the EPA and going to war on coal.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (yRAFu)

165 This is why I never eat Thai food.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (xPl2J)

166 Can anybody give Krut an alibi for the time the shit bucket was dumped?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

167
New music video opportunity for San Francisco and LA with Starship's "We Built This City."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (zBaqJ)

168 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

I bet the Crying Highway Indian is leading this group....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (CqE5x)

169 Long bow or cross bow?

Posted by: Pliney

Elder or Younger?

Posted by: Sharkman at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (Pk69y)

170 That's just the old San Francisco Welcoming Committee!

It's mostly corn anyway.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (xfb67)

171 Greetings from the Hugedungus!
The Lord Hugedungus!
The warrior of the human wasteland!
The emissary of dysentery!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (2RVA8)

172 It's like the exact opposite policy to "broken windows" police work. Do NOT enforce the minor laws so that you WILL see more major crimes.

Posted by: pouncer at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (L/ssi)

173 Ayn Rand described this but with less gross stuff.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (nRWPy)

174 Let's Make Jerry Brown Again

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (uEbPt)

175 >>This is why I never eat Thai food.


Good way to ruin a Swinger's party.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (AIGhm)

176 Wow. Thtats just I dont know what that is.

Why the fuck happened to my country?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (wneaL)

177
Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.
---
They have soiled this city!
Posted by: Bow and Arrow Enthusiast with Green Hood at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YOhRS)

------

Loose bowels.

Archers.... loose.



Kinda makes a karmic balance, no??

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (8XRCm)

178 I feel bad for wondering if she is a Lefty before I gauge my sympathy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Q5ALd)

179
I feel sorry for the sane people in California.

Posted by: steevy at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (KNsKs)


I'll repeat this story about old friends in IL.

Last Christmas, we received their annual brag letter, and they were so giddy about escaping IL for California!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

180 Coulter is calling to get Trump out
Posted by: Kurt at November 12, 2019 04:20 PM (dRPL7)


You act as if that has any impact on anything.

Please. Do yourself a favor. Read books. Study. Become a functional member of society.

Stop draining your parents retirement from their basement.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Zz0t1)

181 ...at an authentic Thai restaurant.


**********

What would constitute an inauthentic Thai restaurant?

Is that like a clip-on?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (m45I2)

182 All the rage these days.

Posted by: tbodie


The rawest of raw water!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (LOq4H)

183 Damn, its cold here. Going down well into the 20's tonight, unheard of in Atlanta in November,

I really hate global warming.

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (MxEKc)

184 I'm betting someone in a MAGA hat flinging shit on people would be treated COMPLETELY different.
Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (Zz0t1)

I thought spitting on someone was assault. This story is revolting. I would have beat that guy with a pipe wrench.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (7bcfy)

185 Does this guy do Bachelor Parties?


...asking for a driend of Dana Perino.

Posted by: Chris Stierwalt at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (AIGhm)

186 Isn't Hollywood, or parts of Hollywood, Adam Schiff's district?

What does he have to say about this occurring in the place he allegedly represents?

Posted by: Rocky at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (LUnY8)

187 146 I'm pretty certain that Pat Brown and the Calif. senate voted/passed legislation to close the psych hospitals sometime just previous to Reagan taking office - which left Reagan no choice but to close the whole system. Too lazy to search it out -

The left's version of events flip the whole thing on it's ear.
Posted by: He didn't do it at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (K3B2k)


IIRC it was an ACLU lawsuit that forced the release of mental patients and precipitated to closing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

188 Yeah, that's the ironic part of this story. The woman had Thai food, but the homeless guy had diarrhea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (xfb67)

189 Long bow or cross bow?

Posted by: Pliney
---
Why quarrel?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (YOhRS)

190 "William Tell, can you shoot that arrow off the man's head?"
"I'll do one better. I'll wait for him to eat it, then when he goes to poop it out onto the street.."
"Whoa, there buddy. This isn't California!"

Posted by: Corn Pop at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (FJYfm)

191 >>Enjoy, Californians. YOU BUILT THIS.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS ARE MOVING TO OTHER STATES AND THEN - GET THIS! - VOTING FOR IT IN THEIR NEW STATE.


DON'T CARE IF CALIFORNIA IMPLODES?
HER FORMER RESIDENTS WILL MAKE SURE YOU CARE SOON AS THEY RUIN YOUR CITY AND STATE NEXT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

192 182 ...at an authentic Thai restaurant.


**********

What would constitute an inauthentic Thai restaurant?

Is that like a clip-on?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (m45I2)

The owners are Vietnamese.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (2RVA8)

193 "Who ordered the Hot Brown?"
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (AIGhm)


Here and I thought the Cleveland Steamer was only in Cleveland.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (Zz0t1)

194 159 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.
---
They have soiled this city!

Posted by: Bow and Arrow Enthusiast with Green Hood at November 12, 2019 04:32 PM (YOhRS)

Remember kids, if you wait until they are passed out, whacked out on drugs, you don't have to lead them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (L926V)

195 There can be an end to the horror. Just walk away..

Posted by: The Humongus at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (QQ+il)

196 103 No surprise Kurt is on the hot diarrhea thread.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 12, 2019 04:27 PM (xfb67)

Mention Bernie Sanders on a hot diarrhea thread and Kurt...oh, that's too ugly even for me.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (RD7QR)

197 The AR-15 with the chainsaw mount doesn't seem so crazy now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

198 173 It's like the exact opposite policy to "broken windows" police work. Do NOT enforce the minor laws so that you WILL see more major crimes.
Posted by: pouncer at November 12, 2019 04:33 PM (L/ssi)

Nailed it. Every time something works, these fuckers insist we need to do the opposite.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (J+mig)

199 Is that like a clip-on?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (m45I2)

----

Damn you.


Beat me to it.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (8XRCm)

200 I wish I could say that it bothered me that vigilantism has started.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (ARrEm)

201 I thought spitting on someone was assault. This story is revolting. I would have beat that guy with a pipe wrench.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (7bcfy)

You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (2RVA8)

202 "We will not prosecute cases involving quality-of-life crimes. Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination



Walk right in to his office, and piss on his secretary's desk.


Daily.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (s2OJe)

203 I feel bad for wondering if she is a Lefty before I gauge my sympathy.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (Q5ALd)

Eh, you have it exactly right, partner.

Posted by: ... at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (uEbPt)

204 there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.
It's bow wielding hobo. Not one witness happened to see the event since ratting on a local hobo gets you dead.

Posted by: He did do it at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (K3B2k)

205 192 >>Enjoy, Californians. YOU BUILT THIS.



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS ARE MOVING TO OTHER STATES AND THEN - GET THIS! - VOTING FOR IT IN THEIR NEW STATE.


DON'T CARE IF CALIFORNIA IMPLODES?
HER FORMER RESIDENTS WILL MAKE SURE YOU CARE SOON AS THEY RUIN YOUR CITY AND STATE NEXT

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (bDqIh)

This is why Trump needs to build the wall. What do you mean it won't block off California?

Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (O+iVW)

206 201 I wish I could say that it bothered me that vigilantism has started.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (ARrEm)


IF I approved, I'd say it needs to be more targeted. More chiefs, fewer Indians.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)

207 Long bow or cross bow?

Posted by: Pliney
---
Why quarrel?

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (YOhRS)



I'm going to bolt.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (QQ+il)

208 I'm betting someone in a MAGA hat flinging shit on people would be treated COMPLETELY different.

Posted by: Sponge

Lucky he didn't form a gun with his hand.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (LOq4H)

209 Californians deserve to get EVERYTHING they've voted for. EVERYTHING.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 12, 2019 04:16 PM (TdMsT)

This is what happens in prosperous times. Does anyone think SoCal can endure a siege for 48 hours without going completely insane? It'll be goddamn rapture porn.

Posted by: trev006 at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (V+8Zu)

210 Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city's incoming district
attorney, pledged during the campaign not to prosecute public urination
and other quality-of-life crimes if he was elected.

_______



"Is rape-rape a quality-of-life crime? Asking for a friend named Harvey. And how about murder-murder?" -- Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (fqKO+)

211 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

More likely, one of the other homeless.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo

With all that shit around - second look at flaming arrows?

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (32YRo)

212 It's like the exact opposite policy to "broken windows" police work. Do NOT enforce the minor laws so that you WILL see more major crimes.
Posted by: pouncer

--

That is the plan. Soros wouldn't fund DA races for any other reason.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ARrEm)

213

There was a company up in northern california somewhere where a homeless person got into someone's car during the day and pee'd and spread her feces all over the inside of the car.

A woman had gone to the gym and lunch or something, and forgot to lock her car in her employees parking lot.

It's like they are sitting in waiting - just like this story in the post.

Where are they getting these ideas?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (vEIlU)

214 182 ...at an authentic Thai restaurant.


**********

What would constitute an inauthentic Thai restaurant?

Is that like a clip-on?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (m45I2)

There used to be a Thai-Cajun fusion restaurant in Olde Towne Alexandria. Never had the money to try it though.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

215 From now on, I'm giving every CA refugee who moves here the side-eye until they prove worthy of respect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

216 And here I thought "Hot Diarrhea" was just the new name for Special Ed and Allahpundit's cuckblog.

Posted by: Allie at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (sm6Pk)

217 Seriously, within a year or two San Francisco will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

And the voters willingly and consciously asked for it!

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (fK2gX)
-------------------------------------------------

There are photos of this new D.A. Chesa Boudin having the time of this life down in Venezuela, toting around a big bad gun and generally behaving like a commie thug. It's like the voters in San Fran were pining for their very own Che.

I honestly cannot believe the news every day when I get up, I used to think I couldn't get any more cynical during the dark days of Barky, but the forces he unleashed will not be easily vanquished.

The deep state truly thought Clinton Inc was going to sweep into office and finish us off, I'm grateful for President DJT but we have out work cut out for us.

Posted by: Boots at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (oGBso)

218 Hmm. Make a lot of gun laws and people resort to bows and arrows. Good idea.

Cross bow or long bow?

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (nRWPy)

219 Is this San Francisco DA indifferent to quality of life issues affecting the hard working people who pay the taxes?
I know they all voted for him, but I still wonder.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (Uu+Jp)

220 IRC it was an ACLU lawsuit that forced the release of mental patients and precipitated to closing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

That's what I tell my friends. There were supposed to be community centers or something to treat the mentally ill. The ACLU will fight to keep the mentally ill living on the streets.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (7bcfy)

221

I listened to a bit of Mike Gallagher's show today. He said he was recently in Portland and it was an open sewer too. He concluded every segment with Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (od504)

222 If everybody had an ocean

Across the u.s.a.

Then everybody'd be shittin'

Like californi-a

You'd seem 'em wearing their bags

shitty sandals too

A bushy bushy blonde hairdo

Shittin' U.S.A

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (M+Lyo)

223 The poor diarrhea bucket victim has most likely got some major liver issues in her future.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

224 From now on, I'm giving every CA refugee who moves here the side-eye until they prove worthy of respect.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

Tell them, "Welcome to America." The good ones will accept it calmly, the bad ones will get pissed off.

Posted by: trev006 at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (V+8Zu)

225 You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (2RVA

It's CA. Not banned yet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (L926V)

226 Ann Coulter:

1. Writes book called "E Pluribus Trump"
2. Immediately turns on Trump
3. Desperately Seeking Relevance.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (1XNk8)

227 216: You.mean colonists, mon ami

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (U7k5w)

228 There used to be a Thai-Cajun fusion restaurant in Olde Towne Alexandria. Never had the money to try it though.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:37 PM (RD7QR)

All the waitresses were coonass ladyboys.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (2RVA8)

229 And here I thought "Hot Diarrhea" was just the new name for Special Ed and Allahpundit's cuckblog.

Posted by: Allie

Go for their VIP Gold - the shit is more solid there

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (32YRo)

230 -
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I thought spitting on someone was assault. This story is revolting. I would have beat that guy with a pipe wrench.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM

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Shut up, crime!!

Posted by: The Crimson Bolt at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (pMGkg)

231
1979: San Fran leftists create Jonestown.

2019: San Fran leftists create Jonestown at home.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)

232 It took you Morons 31 comments before "longbow or crossbow".

What took so long?

I don't know you people any more.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (ufFY8)

233
Longbows or Crossbows.??

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (8XRCm)

234
All the streets are brown and they smell like pee
I went for a walk and I got TB
I'd be wet and warm, diarrhea poured on me
California Dreamin'? what's the matter with me?

Posted by: Zombie Mamas and Papas at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (9X624)

235 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS ARE
MOVING TO OTHER STATES AND THEN - GET THIS! - VOTING FOR IT IN THEIR
NEW STATE.


DON'T CARE IF CALIFORNIA IMPLODES?
HER FORMER RESIDENTS WILL MAKE SURE YOU CARE SOON AS THEY RUIN YOUR CITY AND STATE NEXT


Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER



Avenge meeeeeeee!

Posted by: Virginia at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (T6t7i)

236 Why would anybody use a bow and arrow when a pellet pistol would be so much more fun?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (sWM8x)

237 And here I was counting on the California outbreaks of bubonic plague and leprosy to take matters into its own hands.

Posted by: Galil at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (Pzzpr)

238 If the police aren't allowed to do their jobs, citizens will do it for them.Breakdown of society brought to you by the oh-so virtuous CA Left. Coming to a city near you!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)


Realistically, and sadly, it may come to just that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (9KTP0)

239 146 I'm pretty certain that Pat Brown and the Calif. senate voted/passed legislation to close the psych hospitals sometime just previous to Reagan taking office - which left Reagan no choice but to close the whole system. Too lazy to search it out -

The left's version of events flip the whole thing on it's ear.
Posted by: He didn't do it at November 12, 2019 04:31 PM (K3B2k)

I'm glad you posted that - it's amazing, I looked at the Wiki page and they have erased the entire section on how it happened, which used to explain how Pat Brown and the Cal Legislature passed a law phasing out the mental institutions in favor of "Community Care" before Reagan took office. And this was over a decade before the 1975 SCOTUS decision. (The 1975 Decision simply made the existing California policy national)

If you're willing to pay, you can still find some archived articles written in the 90's from the WaPo and the NYT, back when they still did actual journalism, that detail what actually happened. Today, all you can find in the public domain about it is myth and mystery, and no one wants to talk about how it actually happened.

The idea that Reagan was the cause of it was always a lie, part of the "homeless" smear that Dems tried to run in the 80's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)

240 Cross bow or long bow?


Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (nRWPy)


Embrace the power of "and."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

241 "Maldicion, on second thought you can keep California, gringos." -- Mexico

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (fqKO+)

242 173 It's like the exact opposite policy to "broken windows" police work. Do NOT enforce the minor laws so that you WILL see more major crimes.
Posted by: pouncer


It's already happening with Prop 47, the statewide law that removed most minor crimes from the books. It's now basically legal to just rob and steal anything you want, as long as it's valued under $950. if you get caught, you get a TICKET, similar to a parking ticket, and you "have to" pay a fine -- unless you plead poverty, in which case you don't have to pay the fine. Thus, the punishment for getting caught is NOTHING.

As a result, every kind of criminal is running around free now and major crimes are of course going up as well.

With Chesa Boudin in charge, it's only going to get 100x worse.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (fK2gX)

243 1979: San Fran leftists create Jonestown.

2019: San Fran leftists create Jonestown at home.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)
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Jonestown--the Home Edition!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (YOhRS)

244 240 Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:39 PM (Kpl3J)


It was precipitated by a, who else, ACLU lawsuit.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (zBaqJ)

245 Fun fact: modern crossbows shoot arrows.

A cop could probably tell a crossbow arrow from a regular arrow, an archer certainly. A journalist? No chance.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (UfRqq)

246 I would assume the diarrhea dumper has some type of communicable disease.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (Uu+Jp)

247 >>You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?


You want about 18" of service cable.
Aluminum will do fine.

It you ever have to use it, throw it in a good hot fire.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (AIGhm)

248 You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (2RVA

In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (7bcfy)

249 Can't be long now until the cholera epidemic.

Posted by: Syracuse1989 at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (exm8+)

250 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

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Welcome to 14th century California.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

251 If it was me I'd be up on murder charges, he wouldn't need a lawyer only a grave plot.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

252
The first person who kills or wounds one of these filthy beasts in self defense is going to feel the full wrath of Boudin on his head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)

253 There used to be a Thai-Cajun fusion restaurant in Olde Towne Alexandria. Never had the money to try it though.
I think it's gone.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (nRWPy)

254 You use your Crossbow to fight your way to your Longbow.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (AIGhm)

255 If we can not beat the left we deserve what we are gong to get

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (yWXpx)

256 The homeless guy thought Heidi was a fan.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (ufFY8)

257 You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM

I used to carry a five iron. Steel, not titanium.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (7bcfy)

258 If it was me I'd be up on murder charges, he wouldn't need a lawyer only a grave plot.
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (ZCEU2

You and me both pal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (yWXpx)

259 251 Because the state won't deal with the homeless problem, there is now a bow-and-arrow-armed vigilante attacking camps.

-----------

Welcome to 14th century California.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (sX1BW)

The Indians may have been stone age primitives but they didn't have these kinds of problems.

Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (O+iVW)

260 In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (7bcfy)


I have one of those thingies you can break your car window with if you run off the road into water. It also has a sharp end to cut through seat belts.
I'm thinking it might come in handy for other uses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (ptqGC)

261 Pee On Chesa Boudin. What's he gonna do, complain?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (oVJmc)

262 Gee, maybe this is why all those tech billionaires are building their end-times bunkers in. . . New Zealand?

They may have helped hasten this breakdown of social order/western civilization, but there don't plan on witnessing it up close and personal like the rest of us will have to.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (bDqIh)

263 I was counting on the California outbreaks of bubonic plague.



It happens occasionally - but it's usually confined to chipmunks and squirrels in the Sierra.https://tinyurl.com/yfu5fcx8

Posted by: He did do it at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (K3B2k)

264 You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?


You want about 18" of service cable.
Aluminum will do fine.

It you ever have to use it, throw it in a good hot fire.
Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (AIGhm)

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Guys.

Carry a baseball bat. And keep a ball glove in your backseat too.


Your defense attorney will thank you.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

265 250 Can't be long now until the cholera epidemic.
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (exm8+)


Blue cholera vs white cholera...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (zBaqJ)

266 It's now basically legal to just rob and steal anything you want, as long as it's valued under $950. if you get caught, you get a TICKET, similar to a parking ticket, and you "have to" pay a fine -- unless you plead poverty, in which case you don't have to pay the fine. Thus, the punishment for getting caught is NOTHING.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:40 PM (fK2gX)

What are criminals doing? They go in with a backpack and a calculator, stuff in about $8-900 of loot, run out, then return for more.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (J+mig)

267 They call the diarrhea attack gassing in prison.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (Q5ALd)

268 If they are passed out on the sidewalks, blocking traffic, is it OK to set them on fire?
Asking for a friend.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (w7KSn)

269 So rule #1 should be stay away from homeless people and their safe space cities.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (ZCEU2)

270 Me and everybody else in Texas are actually getting a big boost out of California's homeless policies; we need to publicize as much as we can "hey, you know being homeless hear sucks, but if you get to San Fran you can live near the ocean, and they'll give you free food and all the drugs you want and the police promise to never hassle you at all!!!" We need to be giving every one we could find $100 cash and a bus ticket to either San Fran or LA. We should do that with illegals too, especially the gang bangers.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

271 >>Carry a baseball bat. And keep a ball glove in your backseat too.


The Priest and a fishing rod work just as well.

Posted by: garrett at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (AIGhm)

272 I thought spitting on someone was assault. This story is revolting. I would have beat that guy with a pipe wrench.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:34 PM (7bcfy)

You routinely carry a pipe wrench with you?
Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:36 PM (2RVA


I carry a golf bag in my trunk. I'd have creased that motherfucker's head with a 3-iron.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Ki5SV)

273 136 Chesa Boudin, the urine-and-feces-plagued city's incoming district attorney, pledged during the campaign not to prosecute public urination and other quality-of-life crimes if he was elected.

Seriously. I'd like to know the end game of this kind of mentality.

What benefit does this give residents?

Enjoy, Californians. YOU BUILT THIS.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)


It does not lead anywhere, for now. The radicals know that 99.999 percent of taxpaying citizens will not begin taking a dump and urinating in public, nor will they start shoplifting stuff that totals under $950 per store visit. The radicals are kowtowing to the lowlifes for unknown reasons, and that won't change until they are subjected to pressure that threatens their elected positions.

The fastest (only?) way to stop the increasing madness is for everyone in California to start shoplifting and using the streets as their toilets.

Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (AMIL/)

274
If we can not beat the left we deserve what we are gong to get

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (yWXpx)


Now, now. Tsk. Tsk. Let's not be uncouth or resort to ungentlemanly behavior. We're not Barbarians!

--- Your GOPe Betters

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (ptqGC)

275
I used to carry a five iron. Steel, not titanium.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (7bcfy)


Everyone should carry 3 ft of heavy gauge cable in their car.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

276
Everybody's sayin' that there's no body meaner

Than the Little Old Lady With Diarrhea

She sprays real far cuz she strains real hard

She's the terror of Colorado Blvd

She's the Little Old Lady with Diarrhea!!!

Posted by: Zombie Jan and Dean at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (9X624)

277 What are criminals doing? They go in with a backpack and a calculator, stuff in about $8-900 of loot, run out, then return for more.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:4

Yes, sadly they are.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (7bcfy)

278 I have a compact battery booster pack in my car. I wonder if it could be used in self defence.
Hold still while it attach these clamps to your nipples.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (Uu+Jp)

279 The first person who kills or wounds one of these filthy beasts in self defense is going to feel the full wrath of Boudin on his head.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (zBaqJ)

People ready to fire on the homeless might fire on the cops. And yeah, the cops will probably just follow orders....but that's not guaranteed. Especially when they have to be on duty in those uniforms.

Posted by: trev006 at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (V+8Zu)

280 Wait until the new DA in San Francisco starts charging the victims of crimes

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

281 >>With Chesa Boudin in charge, it's only going to get 100x worse.

You ever think of leaving SF, zombie?Now seems like a good time.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (bDqIh)

282 His poop is peace. Your words are violence.

Cali can suck it. They are gonna regret all that they have done but are too stoopid to understand the cause and effect of their actions.

Posted by: Czech Chick at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (M+sEY)

283 Can we just drop MOABs into the San Andreas fault and be done with this? Fuck that nightmare state

Posted by: UGAdawg at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (tRd71)

284 Me and everybody else in Texas are actually getting a big boost out of California's homeless policies;

----------------

Sadly Austin is trying to emulate California.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

285 Seriously, this has to be one of the worst stories I've read in a while.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (ptqGC)

286 221 IRC it was an ACLU lawsuit that forced the release of mental patients and precipitated to closing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)

That's what I tell my friends. There were supposed to be community centers or something to treat the mentally ill. The ACLU will fight to keep the mentally ill living on the streets.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:38 PM (7bcfy)


It's both. Three California legislators (from down on the peninsula, I've forgotten their names), in response to Kesey, Rosenhan & Co., introduced legislation to make involuntary institutionalization more difficult. Being idiotic, it caught on with leftists, including the ACLU ("care in the community"). The issue reverberated across the country until Donaldson (in Florida) received cert from the Supreme Court, where he prevailed in 1975. That decision made it the law of the land that the authorities had 72 hours to hold someone while they determined whether he was an imminent threat to himself or others. If they could not establish that, they had to turn him loose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (9KTP0)

287 When will it be against the law to leave San Francisco?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

288
"This new D.A., Chesa Boudin, is an open communist, and just announced that he will NOT PROSECUTE any crimes that in his opinion "criminalize poverty."


Seriously, within a year or two San Francisco will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland.





Posted by: zombie"

Nonsense. A similar strategy to have "student discipline justice" has worked swimmingly in the public schools where implemented. Minority suspensions have been nearly eliminated and equity achieved.

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (MxEKc)

289 Your defense attorney will thank you.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:43 PM (8XRCm)

Also: don't live in shitholes. No amount of cash is worth that.

Posted by: trev006 at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (V+8Zu)

290 Die, California, Die.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (Kpl3J)

291 Can we just drop MOABs into the San Andreas fault and be done with this? Fuck that nightmare state

--------------

Blame Superman.

Posted by: Lex Luther at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (sX1BW)

292
I used to carry a five iron. Steel, not titanium.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (7bcfy)


The should take a page out of East Germany's book and build a wall.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (Zz0t1)

293 By the way Israel is hit with 200 rockets and Netanyahu does next to nothing: lights still on in Gaza, fishing still going on, factories still standing, did I say the lights are still on?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (yWXpx)

294 Me and everybody else in Texas are actually getting a big boost out of California's homeless policies;

----------------

Sadly Austin is trying to emulate California.
Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

Hopefully the Governor wasn't just blowing hot air when he told them to stop .

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (Q5ALd)

295 At least the Terlit Hobo didn't inflict his poop upon others.

Boulder's hobos > California's hobos. Oh wait, that'll just mean we'll get more of California's, like usual

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (ykYG2)

296 I used to carry a five iron. Steel, not titanium.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:42 PM (7bcfy)

Everyone should carry 3 ft of heavy gauge cable in their car.
Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)

4D Maglite. It's mace that's technically a flashlight.

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (J+mig)

297 Look on the bright side, Hollywood will never run out of material for film production.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (wo3c/)

298 New Prospective San Francisco Slogans:

Piss On San Francisco.

San Francisco is Good--to poop on!

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (YOhRS)

299 Someone needs to strongly encourage Diarrhea Man to relocate to Beverly Hills.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (ptqGC)

300 What are criminals doing? They go in with a backpack and a calculator, stuff in about $8-900 of loot, run out, then return for more.
Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:4


Steal $1000 worth of stuff, throw down $50, then hoof it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (9KTP0)

301 In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (7bcfy)

Fucking broccoli. Never know when it'll try to mug you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (2RVA8)

302 And with perfect timing . . .

Pelosi: Illegal Immigrants Are Making America More American

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 12, 2019 04:47 PM (+y/Ru)

303 "This new D.A., Chesa Boudin, is an open communist, and just announced that he will NOT PROSECUTE any crimes that in his opinion "criminalize poverty."


Seriously, within a year or two San Francisco will be a post-apocalyptic wasteland.





Posted by: zombie"


The homeless should be directed to his office, parking garage and place of residence.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

304 249
In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.

i can see it now. an upcomping episode of "forged in fire". "gentlemen, you must make a knife with a total length between 12 and 14 inches from *whisks away covering* BROCCOLI!"

Posted by: Anachronda at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (sGtp+)

305 I have three questtions:

1. How did someone who probably doesn't have a pot to piss in find a bucket to crap in?

2. How does someone save up a month's worth of diarrhea and have it still be "hot" liquid?

3. How does someone manage to pull a driver out of her car, drag her to where the bucket of shit is waiting and then hold her down while pouring the contents?

4. Why am I asking these questions in the first place?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (m45I2)

306 In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM (7bcfy)


Broccoli needs it's own knife?

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

307 Last night Israel hit Hamas, took out a leader in a bombing raid, heard on the radio

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (ZCEU2)

308 My g*d, how absolutely sickening. Leftist "paradise" in America apparently means living in and around incomprehensible filth, as well as the filthy humans who would throw hot diarrhea on someone (did I really just type that??). Even the Soviets didn't live like these animals. What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with these people...and wrong with the people who would elect them!!!???

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (JoUsr)

309 Every individual deals with the nation's election of a pussy-sayer in their own way

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (a6Mly)

310 I keep seeing Cancer as an appropriate analogy/metaphor.

The proggie cities as tumors, metastasizing and spreading the Cancer.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (l3+k2)

311 Houston has a homeless problem that's getting worse too

Like rats, you keep feeding them and you get more rats

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (k81AA)

312 _
--

If it was me I'd be up on murder charges, he wouldn't need a lawyer only a grave plot.


Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:41 PM

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Some people just need killin'. When you start slinging your shit around, I'd say you've crossed that particular Brownicon.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (pMGkg)

313 ...at an authentic Thai restaurant.


**********

What would constitute an inauthentic Thai restaurant?

Is that like a clip-on?

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Ha, I love that added detail. Suggesting that if this had happened to a tourist at a place like PF Changs it would have been well deserved.


Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (sX1BW)

314 Sadly Austin is trying to emulate California.
Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:45 PM (sX1BW)

Fortunately in Texas, Abbot and the State Government are promising to take charge of the matter themselves if Austin won't. Although we like the idea of local autonomy, sometimes local governments screw up so badly that the State has to step in and take away their ability to run things for a while.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (Kpl3J)

315 So son of terrorists, let's say that my quality of life depends on driving drunk in between bong hits and should I just happen to mow someone down that is just too bad, too sad?

These people are beyond parody and seriously need to be medicated and locked up for everyone's safety.

Posted by: Cheri at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (oiNtH)

316 In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.

Posted by: CaliGirl

So, broccoli every have now got a restraining order against you?

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (32YRo)

317 >> Can't be long now until the cholera epidemic.


Cholera, Hepatitis, Bubonic plague - think even saw there's now Distemper???

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (bDqIh)

318
3. How does someone manage to pull a driver out of her car, drag her to where the bucket of shit is waiting and then hold her down while pouring the contents?

4. Why am I asking these questions in the first place?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (m45I2)


Well, there are very few men in California. I see this occurring near me and the dude isn't getting very far with the woman.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

319 The entire city is a fucking super-fund site. Where the hell is the EPA fines?

Posted by: Galil at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (Pzzpr)

320 i didn't look at the clips or anything, but i wonder if she was eating at Cheng-Dara, on Cahuenga Sunset?

it was really good, back in the 90's when i w*rked in the CNN building across the street, and Hollywood Pres is due east on Sunset to Vermont.

i wouldn't go to that neighborhood now on a bet.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (56PfK)

321 This new D.A., Chesa Boudin, is an open communist, and just announced that he will NOT PROSECUTE any crimes that in his opinion "criminalize poverty." Thus, starting today, the following activities are all totally legal in SF:

-- Pooping in public
-- Peeing in public
-- Fare-jumping and not paying fares on any public transit
-- Shoplifting food or personal care items
-- Panhandling
-- Aggressive panhandling
-- Sleeping anywhere and everywhere you want on public property, streets, parks, yards, sidewalks, etc.
-- ...and presumably dumping buckets os diarrhea on passersby.
-- etc. etc. etc.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:26 PM (fK2gX)

Sounds great! We'll be sure to head on down to the City as often as we can once this Boudin guy is sworn in.

Posted by: Criminals throughout the rest of the Bay Area at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (htJYU)

322 And how does this post not have Joe Dirt, "I got the poo on me"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (k81AA)

323 Democrats and liberals now condone subhuman behavior. This is what happens. The only real solution is to not be a tourist in a city that encourages people to pee and poop in the street. Also, don't live in a city that encourages people to pee and poop in the street.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (+lVUW)

324 Didn't the poopee have locks on their car doors?

I won't read the story. Disgusting.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (Y4EXg)

325 If a hobo attacked you with a bucket of shit during the winter in the Midwest would that constitute an ICBM attack?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2)

326 It's both. Three California legislators (from down on the peninsula, I've forgotten their names), in response to Kesey, Rosenhan & Co., introduced legislation to make involuntary institutionalization more difficult.
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There's a book just published that debunks Rosenhan as a fabulist. "The Great Pretender" by Susannah Cahalan.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (sWM8x)

327 1. How did someone who probably doesn't have a pot to piss in find a bucket to crap in?

2. How does someone save up a month's worth of diarrhea and have it still be "hot" liquid?

3. How does someone manage to pull a driver out of her car, drag her to where the bucket of shit is waiting and then hold her down while pouring the contents?

4. Why am I asking these questions in the first place?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (m45I2)
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1. Buckets don't cost near $950 at Lowes.
2. Microwave
3. ???
4. Three letters: DNC.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (YOhRS)

328 287 221 IRC it was an ACLU lawsuit that forced the release of mental patients and precipitated to closing.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 12, 2019 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)


It infuriates me when leftys blame Reagan and his economic reforms or the homeless problem.

Likewise, they blame Thatcher for everything bad, especially standing up to the coal unions,.... the same coal workers the left wants to hang from the lampposts.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (LWu6U)

329 This is some loose sh!t from Hollywood's police department

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (ykYG2)

330 Broccoli needs it's own knife?
Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes, there are different knives for harvesting broccoli, lettuce, celery. I chose one that fit in the door of my truck. Also I can cut vegetables on my way home.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (7bcfy)

331 Travel to Johannesburg. That is what San Francisco will soon become.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (Q5ALd)

332
When the lice.... go down ..... in the city
And my dung slimes into the bay
Do you want to be here ..... in my city????


Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh..... no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (8XRCm)

333 At least, soon, the CA citizens will have their guns outlawed, so they can't defend themselves from getting actual shit thrown on them.


Because that would be racist, or something.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (sy5kK)

334 I have a hammer in my truck, lots more people are killed by hammers than semi-auto carbines or broccoli knives

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (ZCEU2)

335
Well, there are very few men in California. I see this occurring near me and the dude isn't getting very far with the woman.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (Zz0t1)

How would you figure out the woman isn't a local?

Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (O+iVW)

336

Well, to be fair, Dirty Harry was a character from the early 70s San Fran, so it's been totally fucked for a long time.

And now it may get worse with the shithead son of domestic terrorists as the district attorney.

Can't believe that...


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (ikxxu)

337 I love a hot diarrhea throuple. Because I'm woke.

Posted by: Chelsea Boudoir at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (EgshT)

338 309 My g*d, how absolutely sickening. Leftist "paradise" in America apparently means living in and around incomprehensible filth, as well as the filthy humans who would throw hot diarrhea on someone (did I really just type that??). Even the Soviets didn't live like these animals. What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with these people...and wrong with the people who would elect them!!!???
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (JoUsr)

These people, in their rejection of civilization, have become barbarians.

Eventually, we will remember, as all civilized people do, how to deal with barbarians. (Ask an ancient Roman or Victorian Brit, they'd give you a correct answer.)

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (J+mig)

339 >>Cholera, Hepatitis, Bubonic plague - think even saw there's now Distemper???


No leprosy? I want leprosy dang it.

Where does the CDC fit into this problem?

Posted by: Galil at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (Pzzpr)

340 San Franpissco

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (56PfK)

341 There's a book just published that debunks Rosenhan as a fabulist. "The Great Pretender" by Susannah Cahalan.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (sWM8x)


A leftist social scientist making up stuff to advance his career and his political agenda?

Say it isn't so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (9KTP0)

342 I thought San Fran recently elect a SJW mayor of color recently as well that promised to fix the homeless probe with yet more money. What, didn't that work?

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (MxEKc)

343 Basically San Francisco just legalized prostitution.

Posted by: Max Power at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (q177U)

344
.....would that constitute an ICBM attack?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 04:50 PM (m45I2)

-------

....dude....

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (8XRCm)

345 Human Wasteland. Yeah yeah.'
It's only Human Wasteland.

Posted by: Roger Daltry's New Promotional Song for California, It's a Great Place to Go! at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (YOhRS)

346 CA Vigilante Stocks to rise? Maybe they'll get lucky and get one of those Kingsbury Run(?) torso murderers to send these scum packing. I'm sorry, I don't have much sympathy. I really should. But I'm not feeling it right now. They bring and brought all of this on themselves, and now people will literally have to take the law into their own hands to stop this madness.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (JoUsr)

347 Yes, there are different knives for harvesting broccoli, lettuce, celery. I chose one that fit in the door of my truck. Also I can cut vegetables on my way home.
Posted by: CaliGirl

---

IIRC, isn't a broccoli knife similar to a small machete?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (Y4EXg)

348


It's also legal in CA to knowingly kill someone with the AIDS.

THat's progress! Isn't it? We have that cute little legislator who was so nice about getting that through, for the gays.

AIDS, shit, piss, death, murder, no electricity.

Sounds like utopia.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (ikxxu)

349 The powers that be in California don't care. They live in gated communities and have armed body guards. Guns and walls for me....not for thee.

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (yaQ53)

350 Eventually, we will remember, as all civilized
people do, how to deal with barbarians. (Ask an ancient Roman or
Victorian Brit, they'd give you a correct answer.)

Posted by: Cato, Media Delenda Est at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (J+mig)

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slosh them with Martinis?

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (56PfK)

351 How would you figure out the woman isn't a local?
Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (O+iVW)


Does it matter if she's a local or from somewhere else?

You drag a woman from her car against her will, you should be stopped.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)

352
Every time a Californian gets doused with a gout of shit, some other state gets doused with another gout of Californians.

Shit rolls down hill, I guess.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (AzW6q)

353 San Francisco is starting to sound like White Chapel in the days of Jack T Ripper.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

354 I'm glad the focus is off Ohio now.

Posted by: Cleveland and the Steamers at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

355 It might have been VDH that labeled California as going "medieval." Indeed.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

356
IIRC, isn't a broccoli knife similar to a small machete?
Posted by: Tonypete at November 12, 2019 04:52 PM (Y4EXg)

Yes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (7bcfy)

357 Visit Hollywood!

We're Hot Shit,


Literally!

Posted by: Archer at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (gmo/4)

358 pjmedia.com/democrat sen mazie hirono believe in climate change as though its a religion

I thank her and am sure Dennis Prager thanks her
Climate change is but 1 sect of the Leftism religion

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

359 I recall when SF cops had decoy hookers out asking guys like me if I "wanted to party" and it was such a joke, because these women looked HOT as hell and no way were they for real hookers.
"No thank you, officer" would be my response.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (w7KSn)

360 331 Broccoli needs it's own knife?
Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (Zz0t1)

Yes, there are different knives for harvesting broccoli, lettuce, celery. I chose one that fit in the door of my truck. Also I can cut vegetables on my way home.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (7bcfy)

This is why I love our 'ettes.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (RD7QR)

361 How would you figure out the woman isn't a local?
Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (O+iVW)
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She doesn't have shit on her.

Posted by: Dennis at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (YOhRS)

362 THat's progress! Isn't it? We have that cute little legislator who was so nice about getting that through, for the gays.

Scott Weiner, a recent (two or three years ago) transplant from Philadelphia, IIRC, and a flaming faggot in his own right.

Thanks, Pennsylvania! We didn't have enough faggots and lunatics here already!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:54 PM (9KTP0)

363
Everyone should carry 3 ft of heavy gauge cable in their car.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (Zz0t1)



Joey Biden: I carry a six foot chain with me just in case I run into Corn Pop again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Ctu1N)

364 My husband has an actual machete, and carries a K-bar tucked between the drivers seat and console of his SUV.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (ptqGC)

365 So time for another long bow vs cross bow debate?

Posted by: Archer at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (gmo/4)

366 How would you figure out the woman isn't a local?
Posted by: Someguy at November 12, 2019 04:51 PM (O+iVW)


Because she didn't lock her car doors.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (9KTP0)

367 I recall when SF cops had decoy hookers out asking guys like me if I "wanted to party"

--------------

Is it a crime to want to party?

I'm pretty sure it is a right.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (sX1BW)

368 Nonsense. A similar strategy to have "student discipline justice" has worked swimmingly in the public schools where implemented. Minority suspensions have been nearly eliminated and equity achieved.
Posted by: Ripley


Satire? I can't tell any more.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (fK2gX)

369 Cleveland Steamer. Cincinnati Hot Plate. Cisco Gravy Boat?

Posted by: Jolo at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (WrMOC)

370 I guess the Dude decided against saving the undigested corn for later.

Posted by: Fritz at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (wo3c/)

371 San Francisco: We've Shit Bigger Than You.

Posted by: New Promotional Slogans for San Francisco at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (YOhRS)

372 294
NGU, I keep waiting for a rational and righteous response to this attempt at mass murder, what do you think it will take?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (DpeAx)

373 308 Last night Israel hit Hamas, took out a leader in a bombing raid, heard on the radio
Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:48 PM (ZCEU2)

Yes, I was surprised not to see that story mentioned here yet. When you read the story, it doesn't take much reading between the lines to tell me that a rival in Hamas quietly told the Israeli's exactly what he was up to, and where they could find him if they wanted to. In point of fact, the terrorist killed was Islamic Jihad, a rival to Hamas, and Hamas is almost certainly quite glad to see him gone. (although they'll never say so)

A lot of missiles were launched towards Israel after he was killed, but one of the pieces pointed out that this guy had his own missile making group and didn't take orders from anybody - so it might have just been his own group shooting off everything they had.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

374 Heh. I love the Buffy reference. Intentional or not.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (iAwUQ)

375 Everybody's sayin' that there's no body meaner

Than the Little Old Lady With Diarrhea

She sprays real far cuz she strains real hard

She's the terror of Colorado Blvd

She's the Little Old Lady with Diarrhea!!!
Posted by: Zombie Jan and Dean at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (9X624)



Grab your board and go sidewalk shittin with me

Don't be afraid to try the newest sport around

Bust your buns, bust your buns now

It's catchin' on in every city and town

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (M+Lyo)

376 I guess Florida Man's been outdone now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (ptqGC)

377 point of order: the vast majority of the street population here in Lost Angels WANT to be there...they are routinely offered help, and just as routinely refuse it.

they aren't "homeless": they have chosen to be vagrants, and i have NO sympathy or concern for them.

they made their bed,so let them lie in it.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (56PfK)

378 San Francisco is starting to sound like Bangladesh.

Posted by: Chelsea Boudoir at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (EgshT)

379 Arrows seem terribly inefficient after deciding 'soul schmol, Imma kill people like they were rats' Mind you, if I'd experienced or even witnessed a feces throwing thing like the described I might tend towards thinking extermination was good thing myself and be wondering how to make lethal meth or whatever.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (eASYU)

380 I had never visited SF until Aug of 15. I was with my son. We walked the city, took the trolley car, rode BART and when it was time for the call of nature, we found a food establishment, bought some stuff and used the facilities. Now, it will be so much easier and cheaper. Wondering if you can hang off the back of one of the trolley cars and let go a quarter mile stream?

Posted by: Gary Willms at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (YS2cH)

381 You drag a woman from her car against her will, you should be stopped.
Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:53 PM (Zz0t1)/i]

You mispelled "stomped."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (9KTP0)

382
Is it a crime to want to party?

I'm pretty sure it is a right.
Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (sX1BW)


You've got to FIGHT for the right....to party.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (Zz0t1)

383 San Francisco Gravy.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (YOhRS)

384 Where does the CDC fit into this problem?

Posted by: Galil

Their ordering their medieval crow uniforms as we speak

Posted by: Boswell at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (32YRo)

385 Scott Weiner, a recent (two or three years ago) transplant from Philadelphia

lol Weiner ...heh heh

Posted by: BlackOrchid..A.E.D.K.H. at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (Rarvo)

386 I have a tee-ball bat in my car . Part of my escalation of force procedure and nephew's t-ball games but mostly escalation of force.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (Q5ALd)

387 You mispelled "stomped."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (9KTP0)


I sit corrected.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (Zz0t1)

388 Or maybe California Gravy.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (YOhRS)

389 point of order: the vast majority of the street population here in Lost Angels WANT to be there...they are routinely offered help, and just as routinely refuse it.

--------------

This has been known since the 80's.

The beauty of it is no amount of money can solve it, so all you can do is throw more money at it.

Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (sX1BW)

390
If the police aren't allowed to do their jobs, citizens will do it for them.Breakdown of society brought to you by the oh-so virtuous CA Left. Coming to a city near you!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 04:29 PM (bDqIh)


So says every country in history where the leadership screwed over the subjects/citizens.


But that is just history. The US public schools ignore history these days, so all is good!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (sy5kK)

391

Honestly, why bother sh*tting on someone literally when you can sh*t on a local retailer and steal hundreds of dollars of stuff - like a nice new tent and stove, a down sleeping bag, food and not get arrested.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (vEIlU)

392 Is it a crime to want to party?

I'm pretty sure it is a right.
Posted by: SH

----

No - you have to fight, for your right, to paaaarrrrr taa!

Posted by: Beastie Boys at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (Y4EXg)

393 point of order: the vast majority of the street population here in Lost Angels WANT to be there...they are routinely offered help, and just as routinely refuse it.

they aren't "homeless": they have chosen to be vagrants, and i have NO sympathy or concern for them.

they made their bed,so let them lie in it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (56PfK)


THIS.

I see vagrants panhandling at intersections. This is the best economy in a half century, and you can't get a job? Could a preference for doing drugs be a factor here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (9KTP0)

394
Yeah.... Im to old to be getting into knife fights or duking it out bareknuckles with any crazed locals.

I paid for a CCW permit for a reason.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)

395 California Steamin'

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (xPJvm)

396 The Glorious Future of Soviet Virginia, Comrades!! You have nothing to lose except your feces!!

Posted by: Puddlglum, a new Soviet Virginian! at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (tKWP3)

397 Lead Is Known By The State of California to Be A Cancer-Causing Substance

Sooo, just like Fender Stratocasters, eh?

Yes Virginia, the Fender website has a People's Glorious Republic of Kalifornia warning for cancer on it on the guitar pages.


The band Weezer gives me cancer, and now I know why.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (qNN8d)

398 373 294
NGU, I keep waiting for a rational and righteous response to this attempt at mass murder, what do you think it will take?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM (DpeAx)

A lucky missslle or terrorist killing scores of children

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (yWXpx)

399
My g*d, how absolutely sickening. Leftist "paradise" in America
apparently means living in and around incomprehensible filth, as well as
the filthy humans who would throw hot diarrhea on someone (did I really
just type that??). Even the Soviets didn't live like these animals.
What in the name of all that is holy is wrong with these people...and
wrong with the people who would elect them!!!???



That's Progress for you.

You don't want to be thought of as some old fuddy-duddy, now do you? You want to look cool and have a high social media score so you can have a bank account and be able to use your credit cards for things like groceries, don't you?

Then you vote Progressive.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (HaL55)

400 Everything the Left is throwing at us now is designed to create chaos and sow distrust among citizens. The worse the better, no?

Can't bring the glorious communist revolution to fruition in the United States without first taking sledgehammers to our institutions, like public safety, public sanitation, public squares that are clean and empty at night, not full of life's mentally ill losers. How can you run a shop if it's legal for hobos to come in and steal the goods off the shelves? How can you have a civil society if it is no longer safe to be out in public?

The Left is done waiting for the frog to boil, it's time for a frog leg buffet and they want it now.

Posted by: Boots at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (oGBso)

401 When the anointed elite of Nob Hill start getting their shit stolen, get robbed and assaulted on their own streets, and have to navigate around shit and needles, then they'll decide maybe "decriminalizing poverty" wasn't such a good idea. But those things will never happen.

San Francisco has become Juarez and Tijuana because they actually voted for it.

Posted by: kbdabear at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (qAR6u)

402 What's the big deal? It's just a baptism by fire according to Ihlan Omar's faith tradition...

Posted by: runningrn at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (R20Bh)

403 Been to LA in late 90s, never San Fran but have recently read the BART system is a crime hot bed.

Posted by: Skip at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (ZCEU2)

404 344 Basically San Francisco just legalized prostitution.
Posted by: Max Power


Yes, that too, which I left of my list at comment #96.

Also legalized:

-- Sex in public
-- Prostitution
-- "Soliciting" (i.e. aggressive prostitution)

I don't need to add "public nudity" to the newly-legalized list, because it's already legal.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (fK2gX)

405 they aren't "homeless": they have chosen to be vagrants, and i have NO sympathy or concern for them.

they made their bed,so let them lie in it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 12, 2019 04:56 PM (56PfK)


I tried to tell y'all.

Posted by: Dr. Ben Carson at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (Zz0t1)

406 REading the summary of the DACA case over at SCOTUSblog.

The comments in earlier threads about the Wise Latina just ignoring the law and arguing "feelings" where spot on

Sotomayor suggested that "there's a whole lot of reliance interests that weren't looked at," including a promise by President Donald Trump that he would find a way to keep DACA recipients in the United States. "But, really," Sotomayor asked, "where is all of this in the memo?" "And where," she continued, "is the political decision made clearly -- that this is not about the law, this is about our choice to destroy lives."

Just wow.

Posted by: WisRich at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (G0vdT)

407 >>Last night Israel hit Hamas, took out a leader in a bombing raid, heard on the radio


Fox news had the video of it this a.m..
It looked like traffic cam video, some cars driving down a highway and then - BOOM! - two large flashes as the car is no more.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (bDqIh)

408 How awesome would it be for Chesa Boudin to be hit with a bucket of hot diarrhea.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (JoUsr)

409 I paid for a CCW permit for a reason.
---
Me too. And if I'm going somewhere hinky, I carry an AR-15 in the truck.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

410 Joey Biden: I carry a six foot chain with me just in case I run into Corn Pop again
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 12, 2019 04:55 PM

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that quart of milk in your hand.

Just as effective. Turns Corn Pop into a soggy mess.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (COzlW)

411 On the bright side, saying mean things about homeless and illegals in San Fran will get you arrested so the prosecutors will still have plenty do and the jails won't go to waste.

Posted by: Ripley at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (MxEKc)

412 Holy shit they elected Chesa Boudin? He's the son of Kathy Boudin and David Gilbert, two Weather Underground terrorists. Mom got out but Dad's still cooling his heels in the stir for killing some armed guards and a cop during an armored car robbery.

Ayers and Dohrn adopted their kid and raised him.

Fucking insanity, man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (j3npP)

413 Basically San Francisco just legalized prostitution.
Posted by: Max Power

Yes, that too, which I left of my list at comment #96.

Also legalized:

-- Sex in public
-- Prostitution
-- "Soliciting" (i.e. aggressive prostitution)

I don't need to add "public nudity" to the newly-legalized list, because it's already legal.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 04:59 PM (fK2gX)


Who's up for opening a San Francisco whorehouse?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (GOucM)

414 Atlanta has quite a collection of homeless downtown. Neal Boortz used to call them "urban outdoorsmen."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)

415 331
Yes, there are different knives for harvesting broccoli, lettuce,
celery. I chose one that fit in the door of my truck. Also I can cut
vegetables on my way home.


so... a broccoli knife with a hands-free kit?

Posted by: Anachronda at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (sGtp+)

416 Yeah.... Im to old to be getting into knife fights or duking it out bareknuckles with any crazed locals.

I paid for a CCW permit for a reason.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM (8XRCm)


As long as they're far enough away for you to draw, take aim and pull, it's good.

Posted by: Sponge at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (Zz0t1)

417 The beauty of it is no amount of money can solve it, so all you can do is throw more money at it.
Posted by: SH at November 12, 2019 04:57 PM (sX1BW)


Of course not. Leftists invariably scratch where it doesn't itch. They pretend that the "homeless" merely lack housing, and so if we provide them with housing they will become productive, law-abiding, tax-paying citizens. They won't do heroin, fentanyl, or meth any more. Nosir. All we need to do is spend more money, and of course, raise taxes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (9KTP0)

418

" The worse the better, no? "

Yep.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ikxxu)

419
The fastest (only?) way to stop the increasing madness is for everyone in California to start shoplifting and using the streets as their toilets.
Posted by: Gref at November 12, 2019 04:44 PM (AMIL/)


sadly, you are correct.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (sy5kK)

420 In the shitter
Shitter of San Fran
We keep it stinky
So very stinky

Posted by: Pootac and Doctor Doo at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ykYG2)

421 294 By the way Israel is hit with 200 rockets and Netanyahu does next to nothing: lights still on in Gaza, fishing still going on, factories still standing, did I say the lights are still on?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 04:46 PM (yWXpx)

Like I said, a whole lot of things in this story tell me that Hamas is who told Netanyehu where this guy was, and set up the kill. This guy had his own rocket brigade, which is where the shooting is coming from. You should understand what these "rockets" are - they are 8 or 9 foot pieces of sewer pipe with a cap and fins welded on, filled with solid propellant with an explosive charge in the end. No guidance systems at all. That's why they're scary, but they very rarely hit anything of consequence.

If Hamas is working with Netanyahu to get rid of Islamic Jihad, it would certainly explain the very careful Israeli response.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

422 Who in hell names a boy "Chesa"?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

423 Ah, so that's why their sportsball team is the Dodgers. Makes perfect sense.

Posted by: irright at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (pMGkg)

424 Who's up for opening a San Francisco whorehouse?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (GOucM)
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You can't compete against City Hall.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (YOhRS)

425 I paid for a CCW permit for a reason.

Posted by: fixerupper at November 12, 2019 04:58 PM

They don't give them out in my county, the Sheriff will not give them out.

Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (7bcfy)

426 You know what some foolish person told me is you should always carry a beat up steak knife too. Not to protect yourself from a mentally deranged homeless person attacking you but to drop it next to him after you shoot him. That's wrong and foolish.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Q5ALd)

427 I get it: Che-sa

Makes sense.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (ptqGC)

428 https://fxn.ws/36Yr0Yu
*******
Gregg Jarrett: The Trump impeachment inquiry is already in big trouble. Here's who Democrats have to thank | Fox News

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (BqBId)

429 Who's up for opening a San Francisco whorehouse?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (GOucM)

Well you know, it would certainly class up the place.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:03 PM (Kpl3J)

430 San Francisco has become Juarez and Tijuana because they actually voted for it.

Can black ampersand white spray-painted donkeys be far behind?

Zebra rides - $2 American

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 12, 2019 05:03 PM (HaL55)

431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLQWGoysbgM

Posted by: Builder Berg at November 12, 2019 05:03 PM (9sE8A)

432 427 You know what some foolish person told me is you should always carry a beat up steak knife too. Not to protect yourself from a mentally deranged homeless person attacking you but to drop it next to him after you shoot him. That's wrong and foolish.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Q5ALd)

You been talking to any Houston Cops lately?

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (Kpl3J)

433 I'm going to show my solidarity with our homeless by sleeping on our streets with them in piles of hot diarrhea. Well, figuratively.

Posted by: Chelsea Boudoir at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (EgshT)

434 I think we could use a cute thread with puppy and kitten videos right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC)

435 423 Who in hell names a boy "Chesa"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)


The same kind of people who murder three security guards. You know, for the guards' own good.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (9KTP0)

436 > Well you can blame Reagan all you want... but I think he's dead now and
its been quite a while since he's been anywhere near power
Yes. Reagan hasn't been Governor of California since 1975. Almost 45 years.
Why haven't the wonderful Kalifornia Kommie Kontingent fixed the problem in the intervening years.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (tJvHx)

437 Not longbows not crossbows. .357 snub nose if some one tries to pull me out of my truck.

Posted by: Big V at November 12, 2019 05:05 PM (B06Zw)

438


When the lights go down in the city

Look out where you walk because some bum just took a shit on the sidewalk

Oooh I want to be there in my city oh


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 12, 2019 05:05 PM (ikxxu)

439 And Bangladesh has a growing economy these days. It's not nearly as nasty as it once was.

Although they do have a problem with murdering fellow Bangladeshis when they don't Quran enthusiastically enough.

Posted by: Pootac and Doctor Doo at November 12, 2019 05:05 PM (ykYG2)

440 soc.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (ykYG2)

441 _
--

I think we could use a cute thread with puppy and kitten videos right now.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM

---------------------

For me to poop on?

Posted by: Triumph the Insult Comic Homeless Wacko at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (pMGkg)

442 Why haven't the wonderful Kalifornia Kommie Kontingent fixed the problem in the intervening years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (tJvHx)


They're too busy causing the problem(s).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (9KTP0)

443 They don't give them out in my county, the Sheriff will not give them out.
Posted by: CaliGirl at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (7bcfy)

https://www.spyderco.com/catalog/category/locking-folding

One for every outfit and occasion.

Posted by: Vanya at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (U7voe)

444 Next time I need a new Iphone I'll make sure to swing by SanFran and just take one off the shelf.

Posted by: Galil at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (Pzzpr)

445 "Who's up for opening a San Francisco whorehouse?"
It is a wonderful business model.
Ya got it, ya sell it, ya still got it.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 12, 2019 05:06 PM (w7KSn)

446 Heil Trump!!

Posted by: George Lincoln Trump at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (j5f5f)

447 I'm just sayin' the attacker planned, organized, prepared and executed to near perfection. And you're saying he can't find a job? This demonstrates a skill set many employers would be happy to find in a new hire.
/s

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (m45I2)

448 One of these days Cali will say, "Oops. Well, I guess we are bankrupt now and full of homeless folks and their poo. So, you, the rest of the U.S., can go ahead bail us out now."

They are too big to fail, you know.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (xptlg)

449 436 423 Who in hell names a boy "Chesa"?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (ptqGC)

The same kind of people who murder three security guards. You know, for the guards' own good.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


My biggest "failure" as an underground reporter was my attempt to connect Barack Obama to that brink's robbery in 1981. I came very close, but couldn't quite connect the final dots.

Behold (beware, it's nearly book-length):

http://www.zombietime.com/obama_and_the_weather_underground/

Barack Obama's
Close Encounter with the
Weather Underground

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (fK2gX)

450 Stepping in shit on the sidewalk is one thing. That looks benign compared to this. Being deliberately doused by some a-hole in a bucket of his diarrhea is a whole 'nother level of Socialist Paradise.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (COzlW)

451 311
I keep seeing Cancer as an appropriate analogy/metaphor.

The proggie cities as tumors, metastasizing and spreading the Cancer.


Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2019 04:49 PM (l3+k2)
















________


The Left is a cancer on the body politic. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.


The only cure is to cut it out.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (dsC2Q)

452 It started with SF becoming the mecca for hippies in the sixties.

Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (l3+k2)

453 >>Oooh I want to be there in my city oh

shitty

Posted by: JackStraw at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (ZLI7S)

454 The dude should be charged with attempted sewer-cide.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (m45I2)

455 "427 You know what some foolish person told me is you should always carry a beat up steak knife too. Not to protect yourself from a mentally deranged homeless person attacking you but to drop it next to him after you shoot him. That's wrong and foolish.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:02 PM (Q5ALd) "



Tell that to the 100000 cops in this country who have a "drop" weapon of some kind in their trunk right now.

And remember that as he charged you he was saying "I'm gonna kill you, mf'er!".

But let your attorney explain that to the LEO - you say nuffin to nobody.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (JwHjN)

456 j5f5f delet plez

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (ykYG2)

457 This sounds terrible

Posted by: Dave Matthews at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (kOpft)

458 I did not need to read this after I just ate breakfast at Cracker Barrel.

I hope he's an illegal and they reap the chaotic whirlwind they deserve.

Disgusting and so gross beyond words. I can't even imagine and don't think I want to even try to imagine. Ick.

Posted by: turambar at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (Gylu/)

459 Like I said, a whole lot of things in this story tell me that Hamas is who told Netanyehu where this guy was, and set up the kill. This guy had his own rocket brigade, which is where the shooting is coming from. You should understand what these "rockets" are - they are 8 or 9 foot pieces of sewer pipe with a cap and fins welded on, filled with solid propellant with an explosive charge in the end. No guidance systems at all. That's why they're scary, but they very rarely hit anything of consequence.

If Hamas is working with Netanyahu to get rid of Islamic Jihad, it would certainly explain the very careful Israeli response.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

Sorry I do not agree. Might Hamas have used Israel to rid itself of a rival? Maybe, would not put that past them. But on the other hand they could also crush lslamic jihad if they wanted to. And while the rockets are primitive, they can still be deadly and have been. It has shut down life in southern Israel, schools closed, factories closed. Enough is Enough. Anyone who does the same thing over and over and over again and expects a different result is pitiful. Israeli deterrence is thing of the past. It died with Ariel Sharon

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (yWXpx)

460 Well you know, it would certainly class up the place.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:03 PM (Kpl3J)
---
They could even put footbridges in over the flowing sewage for their upscale customers.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (YOhRS)

461 Bam! Margins blown.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (GOucM)

462 It's amazing to me how liberals never catch on to cause and effect.

Now I get the hard-left; they WANT everything to go to hell, so they can rebuild society as they think it should be. Hence Lenin's quote, "the worse, the better." I get it.

But what about the wine moms and such who don't want to overturn society, but who nevertheless vote for the people who do?

We now have had 50 years of leftists infesting California. Have things gotten better, or worse in that time? It's a rhetorical question, obviously.

SO WHY IN THE HELL DO THESE IDIOTS KEEP VOTING FOR THIS CRAP??

Sorry. I was gone. Now I'm back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (9KTP0)

463 > Who in hell names a boy "Chesa"?

He's named after one of their fellow communists. Like "Che", except not as famous (just as murderous, though).

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (tJvHx)

464 The story of the San Fran porch pirates is another 'you reap what you sow' stories. I really do despise CA mostly because most of my WC claims are out of CA. You can only imagine.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (Q5ALd)

465 Sorry I had to take a Chesa

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (M+Lyo)

466

Anyone reminded of that movie DISTRICT 9?

Posted by: Soothsayer at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (w/rOA)

467 444 Next time I need a new Iphone I'll make sure to swing by SanFran and just take one off the shelf.
Posted by: Galil


You say that as a joke, but it's a daily occurrence in the Bay Area. Apple Stores and mob-robbed constantly, as are other cell phone outlets. And if you pit your phone down for a split second anywhere in the Bay Area, it WILL get stolen almost immediately.

If the thief gets caught, his punishment is a misdemeanor ticket and he is immediately let go free on his own recognizance. No arrest, no jail time, no charge, no trial.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (fK2gX)

468 They could even put footbridges in over the flowing sewage for their upscale customers.
Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:09 PM (YOhRS)


Next fashion fad: wearing DeNiro soles on your shoes, to keep you above the crap on the sidewalks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (9KTP0)

469 "434 I think we could use a cute thread with puppy and kitten videos right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:04 PM (ptqGC) "



And regardless of any previous remarks, I second this !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (JwHjN)

470 pit = put

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:10 PM (fK2gX)

471 >It started with SF becoming the mecca for hippies in the sixties.

Beatniks. Fifties.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:11 PM (tJvHx)

472 So I drove her to Fisherman's Wharf and kissed her there.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 12, 2019 05:11 PM (q1Pj5)

473 Van Tassel has empathy for Blessings? She deserved what she got. A guy who has the wherewithal to dump buckets of doodoo on a random personal knows what he is doing. He needs serious jail time.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (IYno0)

474 Neal Boortz used to call them "urban outdoorsmen."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 12, 2019 05:00 PM (ptqGC)


I really miss his show.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (T8A10)

475 At first I thought the name Chesa might have Hebrew origins. but probably some other radical shit

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (U7k5w)

476 Forget about riding BART.
It is a real nightmare, and if the power goes out between stops you are truly fooked.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (w7KSn)

477 452 It started with SF becoming the mecca for hippies in the sixties.
Posted by: davidt at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (l3+k2)


This.

Every druggie, loser, retard, vagrant, communist, and ne'er-do-well in the country started beating feet for California, and especially SF.

And now you see the result.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (9KTP0)

478 Sna Frnicaosc

It's full of vowel movements.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (m45I2)

479 And yeah, Californians started moving up here to Seattle in the 90's. The state of WA use to be a lovely shade of purple. We are now dark, dark blue in the Puget Sound area. Seattle is turning into a third world CA sh*thole, and we have a full board socialist who looks like she is winning her third election on the City Council. Seattle and Portland both use to be so clean--jewels in the Pacific NW. Now they are full of garbage, filth and homelessness. It's truly sad what has happened to my corner of the world.

Posted by: runningrn at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (R20Bh)

480
In my car, I also have a broccoli knife.
Posted by: CaliGirl


You can own James Bond with a broccoli knife.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (aKsyK)

481 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 05:08 PM (JwHjN)

My luck and in the heat of the moment, the police investigating the scene would ask me ' did he attack you with two knives?'

Yeah an unnecessary drop.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (Q5ALd)

482 San Fecalsea

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (YOhRS)

483 The Left is a cancer on the body politic. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

The only cure is to cut it out.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 12, 2019 05:07 PM (dsC2Q)

See I don't agree; I'm more in favor of intense radiation treatments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:14 PM (Kpl3J)

484 452 It started with SF becoming the mecca for hippies in the sixties.
Posted by: davidt


Nope.

It started during WWI with San Francisco being the processing and discharge point for sailors and soldiers in the Pacific Theater given dishonorable discharges for "immoral behavior" (i.e. homosexuality). By 1945 the city was already teeming with expelled homosexual veterans. This attracted the bohemian crowd, and by the late '40s SF was the center of "Beat" counter-culture. That progressed to "beatnik" in the '50s, and only THEN does the hippie/Castro part of the story begin.

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:14 PM (fK2gX)

485 Zombie - I read that piece of yours a few years ago, what people have forgotten over the years is that the Weather Underground weren't just another group of lefties who wanted to smoke weed and party with loose hippie chicks. Weather Underground were the communist revolutionaries of their day. They murdered people for the cause, and they have never given up.

Bill Ayers might very well be one of the 20th centuries most evil geniuses who has never received his due. Why? Because he doesn't care if he gets the credit. He wants to destroy America. That's all he's ever wanted. He will never stop.

He went into education to destroy the education system itself. He discovered Obama and groomed him. He wrote all the Obama books. Obama's writings tend to crunchy figs, not the accomplished prose of an actual writer.

Posted by: Boots at November 12, 2019 05:14 PM (oGBso)

486 It started during WWI = It started during WWII

Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:14 PM (fK2gX)

487 Bops head. Duh, Fentanyl. No need to come up with a lethal drug, just put undiluted Fen into homeless camps (if one decided it was OK to kill some to scare some into 'sobriety') Get a phony antifa protest going to block ambulances rushing in to administer the antidotes, easy angel of death scenario.

I'm kinda surprised this isn't already happening on a semi-regular basis, but our country does have a long history of being law abiding by choice. Only when a critical mass of people decide/figure out the pols are directing LEO to only do any enforcement against honest folks for fines rather than keeping order by removing violent mentally ill and MS-13 gangs from the community will vigilantism become common.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (eASYU)

488 This is the world they wanted, and voted for.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (ARrEm)

489 If it's brown, flush it down.

Posted by: zombie John McStain at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (/FMDH)

490 Oh, and anyone who hasn't should read Jeff Guinn's book "The Road to Jonestown"--Democrat politicians and Hollywood morons totally enabled Jim Jones (who was a communist). He figured out early to attach himself to Harvey Milk and other far left politicians to escape any scrutiny by the law.

Posted by: runningrn at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (R20Bh)

491 479 And yeah, Californians started moving up here to Seattle in the 90's. The state of WA use to be a lovely shade of purple. We are now dark, dark blue in the Puget Sound area. Seattle is turning into a third world CA sh*thole, and we have a full board socialist who looks like she is winning her third election on the City Council. Seattle and Portland both use to be so clean--jewels in the Pacific NW. Now they are full of garbage, filth and homelessness. It's truly sad what has happened to my corner of the world.
Posted by: runningrn at November 12, 2019 05:13 PM (R20Bh)
=======
I second this.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (xptlg)

492 I blame Bishop Berkeley.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (YOhRS)

493 Has the EPA hired this guy yet?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 12, 2019 05:16 PM (Lqy/e)

494 The article on the SF DA mentions that he won with a plurality of votes. He received slightly less than a third.
Can any of our San Francisco morons shed a little light on what happened in the DA race?

Posted by: junior at November 12, 2019 05:16 PM (n1EfD)

495 "Wait, what was it again? Rob from the rich and shoot arrows at the poor? That can't be right!"

/San Fran Robin Hood

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:16 PM (m45I2)

496 > At first I thought the name Chesa might have Hebrew origins. but probably some other radical shit

It's Swahili. He's named after some murdering communist thug in Africa that his murdering parents admired.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:16 PM (tJvHx)

497 "475 At first I thought the name Chesa might have Hebrew origins. but probably some other radical shit

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 05:12 PM (U7k5w)"




I read somewhere that he was named after Joanne Chesimard, another commie cop-killer.

True ?
I dunno, just an internet thing somewhere.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 12, 2019 05:17 PM (JwHjN)

498 489: rayciss

Posted by: CN at November 12, 2019 05:17 PM (U7k5w)

499 466

Anyone reminded of that movie DISTRICT 9?

hmm. a nice cat food sounds good about now.

Posted by: Wikus van de Merwe at November 12, 2019 05:17 PM (sGtp+)

500 Democrat politicians and Hollywood morons totally enabled Jim Jones (who was a communist). He figured out early to attach himself to Harvey Milk and other far left politicians to escape any scrutiny by the law.

Posted by: runningrn at November 12, 2019 05:15 PM (R20Bh)
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Jone ran a rent-a-mob which helped them throw a lot of protests around SF. So the political class was beholden to im.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:17 PM (YOhRS)

501 I apologize to everyone on this thread. I've just been talking shit.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (m45I2)

502
You know it's like the Republicans and Democrats had a bet to see who could kill their party first.

The Republicans said: "Welp, we're never going to do what we promise our voters. Never! In fact, once we're elected we're going to do the polar opposite of what we promised."

And the Democrats said: "Yeah, yeah. That's too much work. We're just going to promise and enact the most lunatic laws possible. Destroying the country stuff. Stuff nobody in their right minds would ever vote for. Nobody at all."


The Republicans are on their way to winning the bet, which is $1.00.

The Democrats have lost the bet, so they lost a $1.00 but gained total power.


The End.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (9X624)

503 Diarrhea Thread!

Posted by: Weasel at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (MVjcR)

504 Anyone have Claire Wolfe's number? I wanna call and ask her if it's time yet.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (T8A10)

505 I apologize to everyone on this thread. I've just been talking shit.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (m45I2)

I thought you were just in a crappy mood.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM (Q5ALd)

506 Sorry I do not agree. Might Hamas have used Israel to rid itself of a rival? Maybe, would not put that past them. But on the other hand they could also crush lslamic jihad if they wanted to. "

Two criminal gangs are in a war for turf - assassinations, bad blood between them. One side decides to use the cops as an ally, and as a boost gets the cops to go light on them for a little while. Why crush them completely? You want it to go on for a good while so the cops will keep being nice to you while they do your dirty work.

Now here's my real conspiratorial mind - Netanyahu is probably going to a 3rd election, after a year of political chaos. He's seen as the more hawkish and and anti-Palestinian candidate. Rockets raining down on Ashkelon and Tel Aviv can only help his election prospects.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 12, 2019 05:20 PM (Kpl3J)

507 > Yeah an unnecessary drop.


Well, if the perp is dumb enough to bring a knife to a gun fight, he's probably dumb enough to bring two knives to a gun fight, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:21 PM (tJvHx)

508 When you're slidin' into home

And your pants are full of foam

Diarrhea!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 12, 2019 05:21 PM (q1Pj5)

509 471 >It started with SF becoming the mecca for hippies in the sixties.

Beatniks. Fifties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:11 PM (tJvHx)


Not really. The 50s weren't so bad. SF was then a blue collar union town, kind of like Pittsburgh, with strong ethnic communities (esp. Italians in North Beach, and Chinese in of course Chinatown).

The rot began when Harry Bridges (/spit) an Australian communist and leader of the longshoremen's union, successfully managed to drive shipping out of SF and to Long Beach.

Then that "Summer of Love" horseshit hit in 1967, and the slide became a power dive.

The communist crap was focused originally in Berkeley, which had been known as a hotbed of communist agitation even in the 50s. Oppenheimer of A-bomb fame being a case in point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:23 PM (9KTP0)

510 Diarrhea!
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 12, 2019 05:21 PM (q1Pj5)
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Some people think it's funny.
But it's really dark and runny.

Posted by: Whistleblower Axeman, Who Reads Stuff on the Net (EDKH) at November 12, 2019 05:23 PM (YOhRS)

511 Diarrhoea : The San Franshitsco Treat.

Posted by: Allie at November 12, 2019 05:24 PM (8TTD6)

512 We commies love to stir some shit.

Posted by: Cheesa Poupin at November 12, 2019 05:24 PM (EgshT)

513 > I read somewhere that he was named after Joanne Chesimard, another commie cop-killer.


That's the name. I was thinking African, but she was home-grown. Now goes by "Assata Shakur". Convicted first-degree murderer who escaped prison in 1979, and has been living in Cuba since at least 1984.

Perfect role model for a prosecutor, eh?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 12, 2019 05:24 PM (tJvHx)

514 Is it a crime to want to party?

I'm pretty sure it is a right.
Posted by: SH

It is, but you have to fight for it

Posted by: The Beastie Boys at November 12, 2019 05:24 PM (z1DPh)

515 I apologize to everyone on this thread. I've just been talking shit.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 12, 2019 05:19 PM


Better than presenting with coprophagia.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at November 12, 2019 05:25 PM (/FMDH)

516 87 Colander face mask time may be upon us sooner than previously anticipated.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 12, 2019 04:25 PM (2RVA


Alas, with all of the little holes, the colander face mask provides little protection from the diarrhea attacks.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at November 12, 2019 05:25 PM (DTX3h)

517 It started during WWI with San Francisco being the processing and discharge point for sailors and soldiers in the Pacific Theater given dishonorable discharges for "immoral behavior" (i.e. homosexuality). By 1945 the city was already teeming with expelled homosexual veterans. This attracted the bohemian crowd, and by the late '40s SF was the center of "Beat" counter-culture. That progressed to "beatnik" in the '50s, and only THEN does the hippie/Castro part of the story begin.
Posted by: zombie at November 12, 2019 05:14 PM (fK2gX)


This is true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:26 PM (9KTP0)

518 I am amazed that they go so far to prove conservatives right.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 12, 2019 05:27 PM (qNN8d)

519 287 I had a relative who had been a resident of a State hospital in Pennsylvania for at least 20 years when they started closing the hospitals. Thank goodness we were able to get her into a good board and care home for the rest of her life. The poor souls who had no families to advocate for them were simply dumped on the mean streets of Pittsburgh to be victimized and abused.

Posted by: the Butcher at November 12, 2019 05:27 PM (DIosY)

520 I blame the neo-liberals ... and Milton Friedman, (who said only share price matters, not national values or liberty). It all ties in to the unlimited stock market valuations that let Google and Amazon "ringfence" markets and acquire and kill competition, in a gogo market that spent outrageously to acquire market share without worrying about profits.


anyway. .. new interview with the woman that wrote Makers and Takers ... her new book "Don't Be Evil" looks at Google and our info being sold. She thinks the old Friedman views are being revisited, and we may reform toward actually valuing our national values more. Lots of good info ... (and it does tie to the absurd valuations of Google, which may tie in to the San Fran craziness ... more indirectly)

Posted by: illiniwek at November 12, 2019 05:29 PM (Cus5s)

521 . . .shaving cream

be nice and clean

shave everyday and you'll always look keen

Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 12, 2019 05:31 PM (q1Pj5)

522 Nood Mark Sanford looking for love on the Appalachian trail

Posted by: Boots at November 12, 2019 05:31 PM (oGBso)

523 Nood

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 12, 2019 05:31 PM (9KTP0)

524 Boudin won with 35 percent of the vote because SF has ranked choice voting in municipal elections.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 12, 2019 05:34 PM (IYno0)

525 If there was any validity to the "hate crime" concept I'm guessing this would come as close as any. Bet you dollars to donuts the perp thought she liked like a "white beoch" or some such before deciding she woudl be the beneficiary of the poo bucket.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 12, 2019 05:35 PM (koNhm)

526 Crimes such as public camping, offering or soliciting sex, public urination, blocking a sidewalk, etc., should not and will not be prosecuted," Boudin vowed in response to an American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) questionnaire during the campaign.

I want to see THAT in the next "hey, come to California, we have tons of fun out here!" commercial.

https://bit.ly/374jlbh

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at November 12, 2019 05:39 PM (Do5/p)

527 Damn amateur hobo hunters. Everyone knows to track and finish your kill.

Posted by: West at November 12, 2019 05:49 PM (JtoaC)

528 I just got out work and read this . . . I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or both--we live in newly-blue minted Virginia.

Posted by: DC at November 12, 2019 05:52 PM (RZIhl)

529 So they're claiming this is because Reagan closed the mental hospitals?

Okay. If that's the case, re-open them Democrats.

You have a super majority in the state legislature, a budget "surplus" and all we ever hear about is how wealthy and big hearted California's coastal elites are.

Posted by: Ernie McCracken at November 12, 2019 05:53 PM (5clls)

530 ... and Denver's city government seems hell-bent on following San Francisco into the toilet. They've tried to bring us "safe injection sites" (that proposal was overturned -THIS time- but they'll try again), and they're doing their damnedest to "decriminalize homelessness" by allowing The Sainted Homeless to camp anywhere - the police aren't allowed to roust them without giving the squatter's camps prior notice (I think it's a one-week notice).

These duly-elected idiots can *see* what San Francisco has become, and STILL they want to pursue the exact same policies. Oh, yeah, and we're a sanctuary city too. Cuz the taxpayers have DEEEEP pockets, dont-choo-know; and these dunderheads think that pandering to illegals, drunks, druggies, and loonies (with other-people's-money) is a great way to get re-elected. Or something.

Posted by: Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah at November 12, 2019 05:55 PM (io3m6)

531 In fairness, he thought he was in San Francisco.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 12, 2019 06:18 PM (Ndje9)

532 Line the San Andreas and Hayward faults with Pachamama idols and let (super)nature take her course?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 12, 2019 07:31 PM (xmKbk)

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