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Stunning and Brave Alert: Feminist Former Actress Emma Watson Says She's Not Single, She's "Self-Partnered," and Media Falls All Over Itself Praising Her
Did I mention this was stunning and brave? Because seriously: Stunning and brave.
The same media that loves attacking male "incels" is praising a femcel for owning her femcelninity."I call it being self-partnered." With that simple utterance, Emma Watson launched a flood of tweets, think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week. Talking to British Vogue, the "Harry Potter" star and UN goodwill ambassador discussed her romantic life as she approached her 30th birthday. "I never believed the whole 'I'm happy single' spiel," she said. "I was like, 'This is totally spiel.' It took me a long time, but I'm very happy (being single). I call it being self-partnered."As The Onion joked long ago -- before everything stopped being funny and started being stupidly real -- Women now empowered by everything a woman does.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (6ypVs)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:23 PM (xptlg)
think pieces and water cooler conversations earlier this week.
In what universe???
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: guy who always complains about something at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC)
The New Hotness: Self-partnering
Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:24 PM (qMLbi)
At this point I really wouldn't know where she put it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (KZzsI)
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Seriously? Who are these people?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Onan at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: The Right Hand at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (r+sAi)
And that night I met Mr. D'oh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Uber at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (vKhgw)
Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (pjkaY)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moby Dork at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Hermione at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (EnQC8)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:26 PM (Zz0t1)
I can't be sure. I am going to need proof.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (UB/j7)
Posted by: OCBill at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (df+Zi)
Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (HbhkC)
Still, she has nothing on Gwyneth Paltrow, who called her divorce "conscious uncoupling."
Which makes me wonder: isn't date rape just unconscious coupling?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (WUMOr)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WI7YS)
And is of sense forlorn:
A sadder and a wiser man,
He rose the morrow morn.
Posted by: An Old Salt at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (VRDWK)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Stop It or Youll Go Blind at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (4ceyg)
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (HbhkC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Wine Moms at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (oVJmc)
Why use plain old English when you can come up with an awkward, stupid "woke" new phrase?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Otter Surprises, LLC at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:28 PM (WRnYo)
They should find another chick that is into garlic and open a restaurant.
Posted by: Roy at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (ABjxW)
35
Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (HbhkC)
31.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (UB/j7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:27 PM (ewSN2)
She's exceptionally good looking.
Some people might not think so, because they just say things like that about celeb chicks. Others may tell you she looks like a boy, but she doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (FeRav)
Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:25 PM (KZzsI)
How dare you?
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (WUMOr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sponge
Nice effort. Maybe someday you indeed will be first. But not today. Or yesterday. Or the day before.....
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (2PXwn)
Water Cooler Conversations?
Who in the fuck is going to be talking about this gay shit?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
I was talking to my water cooler about it just the other day.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)
"Obviously this snail knows we are tracking it. It keeps doubling back on itself."
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: BFD at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (AblqH)
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)
Shouldn't she be paid by the Brits?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (QJIMk)
The sun does shine on this dog's ass occasionally. Just not very often.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (6ypVs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Does Joey have one too?
Posted by: Seth Dunlap at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Tt761)
No, but I have seen one play fetch.
https://youtu.be/NQ3sAIEg6OY
They think its probably an escaped whale from a Russian military pen.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (YqDXo)
Self-partnered means that she has an open delivery account for AA batteries at Amazon.
And she screams "Rabbit!" a lot of late nights.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Surfperch at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (HALdu)
Me neither.
But if she's cute, I'd fuck her.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (tH5fk)
Nothing but SAN points, she's from England. Still a cutie, but turning kind of stern looking these days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:29 PM (+y/Ru)
Does Joey have one too?
Posted by: Seth Dunlap at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Z+IKu)
If so, pipe it into Gitmo, 24/7.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (YqDXo)
.........
if your palms start to get hairy, use more fur oil.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (v0R5T)
I'm also very happy, satisfied, fulfilled and blessed in my life and, while I would like to get married at some point, I also really enjoy being single.
However, because I am not a silly narcissist, I would never refer to myself as self-partnered.
Jeez.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (9hauA)
"Spinster: Making a Life of One's Own," told CNN. "When I was Watson's
age, there wasn't a public conversation about the very real benefits of
living and being alone. It heartens me to think that young people today
are getting this message, and that perhaps society is on the road toward
not being obsessed with coupledom." . . .
"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were
fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they
lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick
said.
Child, please.
Millenials are not inventing the concept that being single is OK.Is there anything new, or will they continue breaking imaginary barriers and congratulation themselves for this?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: MarkY at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (HbhkC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
And a lifetime supply of Jif. Because choosy self-partners choose Jif.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Go fuck yourself sugartits.
You are not important or special.
You are a garden variety attention whore.
Sincerely,
Mayhem
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55)
Four on the floor sounds about right...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (+oR7L)
So with the exception of SJW virtue signalling, this is very good news.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (JLrCS)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 06:30 PM (aS1PU)
The same org that gets its human rights advice from Iran. I'm not particularly concerned that some wee bit of my cash might be paying Emma to spout platitudes.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (hku12)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (cF8AT)
Go fuck yourself sugartits.
You are not important or special.
You are a garden variety attention whore.
Sincerely,
Mayhem
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:34 PM (myjNJ)
She does. I think that's the point.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at November 11, 2019 06:32 PM (Tt761)
........
Emma Fur Oil Watson.
Google it for a laugh.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (r+sAi)
Notice the sex of the people who engage in this nonsense.
Feminism - empowering vapid narcissism in women.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)
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Joey has a life couch and is trying to sell a reality series in which he comes to terms and atones for all of his ridiculous assholery of the last several decades.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)
4 And He answered and said to them, Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning made them male and female,5 and said, For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh? 6 So then, they are no longer two but one flesh. Therefore what God has joined together, let not man separate.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
AA batteries? Nah. She uses four D cells, like a cop's flashlight.
And no, that's not a euphemism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:33 PM (qMLbi)
Emma? She's very, VERY attractive...depending on her hair style. I saw one picture of her once where she was sporting a Jane Fonda Klute style and it looked awful.
If you think about her brain droppings, it's probably a cry for help. She's surrounded by fags, perverts, and noodle armed nerds. She probably longs for a knuckle dragger to toss her over his shoulder and take her home to have his way with her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (j3npP)
friends and running buddies. As they peeled off one by one, it made
sense for me to partner, for real. With an actual adult human
counterpart. Who snores.
That's how you can tell they're not replicants.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (QJIMk)
And no, that's not a euphemism.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (YqDXo)
I'm a representative from Mag Lite and I'd like to have a word with you......
Posted by: Ed Harley at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Have her call me.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein
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The finest wine isn't the stuff that was stomped yesterday.
( I do know how to sweet talk the 'ettes, don't I? ) LOL
Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)
But chique, "everyone" is special in their own way and needs, nay deserves, a special designation that affirms their very existence!
I'm quite sure you can come up with something better than this "self-partnered" thing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (BiNEL)
Honey, that is not abusive it is empowering!
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:35 PM (x7OgJ)
Eh, female Hollywood stars manage to get married multiple times.
Oh, you said "maintain".
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (GbPPJ)
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I'm strictly a one night stander myself. No strings attached.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Puddlglum at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (7qR1X)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
Speaking of which, whatever happened to Tom Sizemore?
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Vy7tf)
"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick said.
Oh for the love of....
As one of those single millennials, it's not all it's cracked up to be. I do just fine on my own, but not having anyone gets really lonesome sometimes, and no amount of pets or "living my best life" is going to make up for that.
I look forward to all the misery my one-day middle-aged cohorts will experience when they wake up and discover they wasted their most productive years, so far as family is concerned.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (mAxkE)
( I do know how to sweet talk the 'ettes, don't I? ) LOL
Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at November 11, 2019 06:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Very well done, sir.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (0nzNY)
living and being alone. It heartens me to think that young people today are getting this message, and that perhaps society is on the road toward not being obsessed with coupledom." . . .
"When I was in my 20s, the only cultural examples of single women were fictional -- (like) Carrie Bradshaw and Bridget Jones -- and though they lived independently, they were obsessed with finding love," Bolick said.
Curiously, no men have espoused these sentiments. Ever.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
In order to continue being the most Transparent President in history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (QJIMk)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Skip
That anyone has seen?
Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)
You should still play nice and let someone disappoint you on occasion.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: BigFoot nee Sasquatch at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (r+sAi)
People waiting for Trump to go on offense should stop waiting and enjoy the show.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Bosk at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (9m9TT)
So if her left hand accidently touches her right hand does she report herself for sexual harassment?
Posted by: tbodie at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (fzLlD)
Posted by: Drainage Ditch at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (3BlqQ)
If actors didn't say stupid things, we would pay near enough attention to them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
You Tide Pod eaters can get off my lawn.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moki at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (Y4EXg)
If you think about her brain droppings, it's probably a cry for help. She's surrounded by fags, perverts, and noodle armed nerds. She probably longs for a knuckle dragger to toss her over his shoulder and take her home to have his way with her.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 06:37 PM (j3npP)
Probably more truth here than she would ever admit to.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: not so at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: kallisto
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Perhaps, their expectations have become irrational.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (oVJmc)
LOL!!!
The cops will be called to the scene when she has the "meeting with the boss" scene in Fight Club with herself.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: Skip
That anyone has seen?
Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)
Two years ago she was in the live action Beauty and the Beast that did a over billion dollars. So, yes, I'm pretty sure people saw that.
I am also relatively certain that she was not naked in that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)
@realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago
In order to continue being the most Transparent President in
history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the
first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President
of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (cF8AT)
Ain't no Schiff Show going to be able to upstage The Amazing and Luxurious World of Trump!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (MIvvh)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)
LOL
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (9hauA)
Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (YqDXo)
Ah. Probably too much farting under the bedsheets.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (v0R5T)
I'm not saying a word.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (sy5kK)
@realDonaldTrump 4 minutes ago
In order to continue being the most Transparent President in
history, I will be releasing sometime this week the Transcript of the
first, and therefore most important, phone call I had with the President
of Ukraine. I am sure you will find it tantalizing!
It would be hilarious if they discussed setting up the Democrats in the next phone call.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (oVJmc)
==
The Onion aldo had another prescient article years ago - something about a man taking over the Feminist movement and being the best feminist leader ever
Posted by: vmom superior, order of sweet merciless ninjas at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (G546f)
Imagine what a revolution in population control this is. Forget contraceptives!
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (Eg9+v)
Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)
My friend is looking at IMDB!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (BiNEL)
And while he's at it, he should also release every conversation Shit Midas had with Russia and Iran.
I'm pretty sure those transcripts will be quite revealing.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (JLrCS)
Posted by: Sponge
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Harry Reid at November 11, 2019 06:43 PM (Y4EXg)
I mean for that to happen, even hookers you're paying should be rejecting you.
And if the argument is well, being unable to meet someone you DON'T have to pay to love you, then you must not be familiar with the concept of marriage.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (+dsLj)
Yeah just about everything is working against a relationship in that setup, such as long distances apart for months, constantly being surrounded by stunning people with no moral compass, the egotism and self-regard of actors mixed with incredibly low self esteem because they know they only repeat other peoples' words and have no intrinsic value to humanity, etc. The fact that ANY of the work out is shocking.
Emma has been in lots of movies other than the Potter series
Tens of people have watched them
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (rBtIz)
The five-year-old Juliana pig and her owner, Tatyana Danilova, are part of San Francisco International Airports Wag Brigade a program that brings therapy animals to the airport to cheer passengers up and help ease travel anxieties.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip
That anyone has seen?
Naked?
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:40 PM (w7yCS)
She was "Beauty" in the live action remake of Beauty and the Beast. Had a cameo as herself in the silly but sorta fun Seth Rogan movie, End of the World. She was actually pretty good in that role.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (hku12)
I am also relatively certain that she was not naked in that.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (GbPPJ)
Ugh, I found her either miscast or poorly styled. She looked so ordinary in that iconic dancing scene with the beast when she should have looked radiant.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Zeno the Stoic at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (cGlgB)
69.
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)
The inevitable Hollywood divorce.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Muldoon
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Emerging from the shadow of false-sense-of-worth, 'evolving'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (xSo9G)
U all need to get out more. She no cute. She gamine. Forever child.
Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (QJIMk)
See, this is the thing for me. I think Emma Watson is attractive, objectively speaking, but I can't find her attractive. Because I've seen too many of the HP movies, with her starting out at age 11, and it just weirds me out. I can't look at her and not see a fifth-grader.
I feel the same way about Selena Gomez too, only more so, because she never really grew into adulthood. She looks like you stuck a child's face on an adult woman's body. The fact that Ciaramella's lawyer (or whoever) is into her is a dead giveaway in my book.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (2PXwn)
clock is ticking away.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (H5knJ)
think pieces and water cooler conversations [At CNN] earlier this week."
Fixed it.
Posted by: McLurkerson at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (n0Iwq)
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Fxgkp)
Or even to keep her entranced
When she goes on a date
And stays out late
They can fit in the back of a Trabant
Posted by: Moby Dork at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Tnijr)
Been that way for some time. If a woman does it, it's "empowering," no matter how stupid or awful it is, e.g. abortion.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:45 PM (Od33b)
Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Jews and muslhams hardest hit.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (m45I2)
ha
and all I need is this vibrator
and these batteries
and some KY
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hermione's Book of Self-love Spells at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Anna Puma at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (WRnYo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (KZzsI)
LICKSORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_Kcqvt9BOk
Posted by: GWAR at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (qMLbi)
Posted by: Drainage Ditch at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (3BlqQ)
Hahahaha.....poor bastard.
What ever happened to Tom Berenger?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (0E35O)
Posted by: tsj017 at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (7ReX+)
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: RI Red at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (iZcnB)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Gadzooks Mike at November 11, 2019 06:39 PM (mAxkE)
yes, because she is perfect.
just ask her.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:41 PM (m45I2)
Egad. For some reason that made me think of tubgirl.
For those who don't know what that is, don't google it.
Trust me.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (hku12)
Yeah Selena Gomez has the face of an 11 year old and the body of a 25 year old. I'm sure it appeals a great deal to fans of Anime but its disturbing in a lot of ways.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (KZzsI)
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This. I can't get past the idea of dating someone who will always be one haircut away from looking like an anemic 12 year old boy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Boeing 737 MAX flyers Enter Here---> Pig Sty
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 06:46 PM
The sniper.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (rBtIz)
Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (YqDXo)
Welllllllllllll....we're waiting.
*taps foot*
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (w7yCS)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Bacon!!!
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (0nzNY)
Posted by: Archer at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (0E35O)
And his clothes are better too,
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Fxgkp)
Been that way for some time. If a woman does it, it's "empowering," no matter how stupid or awful it is, e.g. abortion.
Which really makes you think that feminist women are complete emotional basketcases.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)
You don't have to look far to see....she gets this haircut. Often.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Good lord that was horrible. No amount of budget or casting could make that work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Galil at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (Pzzpr)
Posted by: Bruce at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (vd8XM)
That's what I hear from that.
You forgot narcissistic. Narcissistic chronic masturbator.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Wmf3G)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (KZzsI)
Arianna Grand creeps me out for a similar reason. She's in her mid 20s, I think, but she looks like a 12 year old in a playboy bunny getup.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (FEQY4)
Holy crap. It's true.
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (ptqGC)
the makeup sex must be amazing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cheeze whiz on popcorn at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (Fxgkp)
************
My favorite part was how global warming was still a thing before automobiles were invented.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (noE+3)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 06:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
It's similar but more special.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)
They never called themselves "self-partnered."
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (wo3c/)
Posted by: Anne Hathaway at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (Od33b)
Jeebus. I couldn't care less about this crap.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Juliana Pig at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (q1Pj5)
=======
This is true, though, right?
If you are self-partnered, you're awesome!
If you have 1,000 partners and it makes you happy, you're awesome!
If you enjoy old school, curvaceous, Marilyn Monroe style dresses and make up, you're awesome!
If you hate make up and decide to dress like a boy, you're awesome!
If you are feminine and love the finer things, you're awesome!
If you are punchy-kicky girl who beats up armed 300 lb bodyguards, you're awesome!
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (xptlg)
69.
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)
So, you are saying One is not the lonliest number?
Posted by: tbodie at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (fzLlD)
but *voluntarily* you see
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (Eg9+v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
It is a blatant admission that she is not whole without a partner, but she is apparently too dense to see.
I think it is also a statement that she does not think any man is good enough for her.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (LWu6U)
She was in a bad movie "The Circle" where she worked for a google-like company that tested out 24x7 live broadcast of her life, that included creepy real-life social-media mobbing (literally cancelling someone by chasing them off a bridge).
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)
I tripped over some lint today! I feel sooooo empowered. Did I fall down and say, I meant to do that? No. Did I post a self deprecating clumsy meme on facebook? No. I just caught my balance and moved on! That's right, motherfuckers! I HANDLED that shit like a boss!
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (0nzNY)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Od33b)
Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Fxgkp)
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Goldie Hawn maybe? I'm guessing her almost life long relationship with Kurt Russell worked because they never married.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Toad-O at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at November 11, 2019 06:48 PM (JFO2v)
She gets a manicure and it's like she's cheating on herself.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Eg9+v)
girl! Die sad and lonely with 50 cats to prove what a powerful feminist
you are!
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (noE+3)
We want nothing to do with this bitch. Leave us out.
Posted by: 50 or so, cats at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (vqIkG)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (hkouz)
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What kind of a fucking moron dates mattress girl. Seriously, that's like dragging the bottom of the pacific.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (bDqIh)
the movie was poorly done but the premise was very on the nose
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (m45I2)
One of his buddies said, "I didn't think you could look more gay than you do now."
Bwahahaha. I love the Marines.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (ptqGC)
who will always be one haircut away from looking like an anemic 12 year
old boy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:47 PM (+dsLj)
Zip it, or I'll have Moose and Rocco here give you some free dental work.
Posted by: Frank Sinatra at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at November 11, 2019 06:53 PM (Eg9+v)
the answer lies on that 8-ball of coke, lined out on the hooker's tight ass.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
No. You're supposed to take a break when you're on the rag, sweetie.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (0nzNY)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)
The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)
"What? You want Arnold back?? I thought you were just out of sausage and wanted to make up for it."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (HaL55)
What's the hardest thing about self-partnering?
69.
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM (tH5fk)
.........
Get a dog.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (v0R5T)
Have I got everyone's attention? You, in the back, listen up!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 06:42 PM
Legumes? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!
Posted by: Greta T. at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (DMUuz)
Right?The ending was horrid - just accept the surveillance!!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)
There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.
Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.
Now, movie moguls who eat these children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then toss them aside as they age out... there's a place for one's hate.
Was Emma Watson passed around like a poo poo platter? I don't know, but probably. So she's got some screws loose, and says stupid things. I sure as hell can't fault her for saying "you know what? I'm not going to be with anyone right now." I
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (w7yCS)
Jane, I'm with you. I'm thinking I don't care for this culture.
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (0nzNY)
*fist bump*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit
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Clashing egos, narcissism, and the finances to walk away without consequences. It's a recipe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (xSo9G)
I heard a story that the ponytail is to cover up that her scalp is all messed up on top of her head from a mishap in her youth. No clue if that's true or not.
But yeah she's in the same category, looks like a tween, but is in her 20s.
Emma is just slender, like Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)
Think of the toned arms though.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (9hauA)
The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM
This.
Posted by: Meghan Windsor at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (DMUuz)
@realDonaldTrump
Schiff and the Dems have created this whole thing, they reverse engineer it. They've been vowing to impeach for three years. Why should we listen to them? Why should we want to?" @greggutfeld @FoxNews
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tentotwo at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (hkouz)
I'm with you on this one. I don't have cable TV anymore, but found this guy epic.
The broadcast will suffer with him missing.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (Zz0t1)
The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)
Also helps that English women have a long tradition of standing by their gay husbands.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (hku12)
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Fixed
Posted by: UncleHarv at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (w7yCS)
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I think I found the one "non-empowered" womanly role: you are totally NOT a worthy womxn if: you are a pro-life, religious, stay at home Mom, who loves children and flowers, and appreciates Norman Rockwell paintings
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: eleven at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (tH5fk)
saves wear and tear on the knees
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Maybe. She's too old for a lot of them. I think she's just genuinely very weird and has an incredibly lofty opinion of herself and her intellect which, if she's moderately smart, would be easy to get when surrounded by most people in show business. She probably IS the smartest person in the room when around them.
She keeps picking small boutique art films that are supposed to be clever and give her an interesting role but end up not being very good or smart. Once in a while she does a bigger part like Beauty & the Beast. Wonder if she did her own singing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
In other words, she cannot find anyone to put up with her over-the-top Bullshit.
Posted by: TxMarko at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (Pw3eY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Juliana Pig at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (EgshT)
Though it's not as bad as Taylor Swift or Katy Perry. The stench of Mayer cannot be removed.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (k+rN6)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (w7yCS)
Clashing egos, narcissism, and the finances to walk away without consequences. It's a recipe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (xSo9G)
Sounds like a joke.
Clashing egos, narcissism and the finances walk into a bar...
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (CLteG)
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I heard a story that the ponytail is to cover up that her scalp is all messed up on top of her head from a mishap in her youth. No clue if that's true or not.
But yeah she's in the same category, looks like a tween, but is in her 20s.
Emma is just slender, like Natalie Portman.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (KZzsI)
I don't pay any attention to this sort of thing, but isn't Grande sorta doing the ingenue type thing these days? Like a hip hop torch singer or something?
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (w7yCS)
They're too busy with the impeachment thing.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Downcast at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (6hOyl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:57 PM (G546f)
Jane, this ^^^^, from me as well!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (BiNEL)
The lack of the glitz and glamor of celebrity we have here probably helps.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 06:55 PM (9hauA)
And the lack of dental care in the general population.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 06:51 PM (G546f)
There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.
Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.
Now, movie moguls who eat these children for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, then toss them aside as they age out... there's a place for one's hate.
Was Emma Watson passed around like a poo poo platter? I don't know, but probably. So she's got some screws loose, and says stupid things. I sure as hell can't fault her for saying "you know what? I'm not going to be with anyone right now." I
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)
I assume all the child actors have been ridden hard and put away wet
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 06:56 PM (hku12)
She is being dragged for the "self partnered" nonsense.
But I agree. Maybe the men in Hollywood are too skeezy for her. And who knows what happened to her as a child in that cesspool of pedophilia.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (9hauA)
She should go on 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (ptqGC)
I think I found the one "non-empowered" womanly role: you are totally NOT a worthy womxn if: you are a pro-life, religious, stay at home Mom, who loves children and flowers, and appreciates Norman Rockwell paintings
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore
And makes pot roast and pound cake
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (w7yCS)
Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (CLteG)
*********
That's what you get for visiting Amazonpundit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (+dsLj)
I honesty do not know, I only know of her from images in the press places like Daily Mail. She was on some Disney show but I never saw it. I know she's a favorite of short eyes still even though she's too old for them because she still looks like a kid. Not sure where her career goes when she doesn't look like that any longer. Nowhere good I'm guessing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Transgender athlete at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (0nzNY)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (+dsLj)
She should go on 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T)
Craigslist.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 06:59 PM (KZzsI)
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Yes, she called it a self-duet.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (+dsLj)
The years of hustling bucks from "the" Bezos have not been kind to Glenn!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)
It's pretty damn reckless to say the least.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Details on the Cherry firing:
Cherry derided immigrants by saying Saturday night, ''You people ... you love our way of life, you love our milk and honey, at least you can pay a couple bucks for a poppy or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada, these guys paid the biggest price.''
The tradition of wearing poppies in Canada honors the country's war dead on Remembrance Day, which was observed Monday.
Don Cherry is correct. Even worse here, with the Ilhan Omars, the Jamala Jayapals, the Sandy Ocasios doing their thing.
None of them could give a rat's ass about the hundreds of thousands of young men and women killed fighting for our nation's freedom.
Truly, *uck them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (sy5kK)
Solitude is best when you share it with someone.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 06:58 PM (m45I2)
You must be an extrovert.
I would be overjoyed if promised to be left alone for a few weeks with no one texting, emailing, or calling me. I loooove solitude, probably to an extreme degree.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (9hauA)
She should go on 90 Day Fiance.
Posted by: wth at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (v0R5T
She should just hang out around Fort Bragg.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (MIvvh)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: paleRider
Speaking as a short, ginger are generally available. Esp for pound cake.
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (w7yCS)
Posted by: Crusader at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (ewSN2)
*******
Try Spain. They say the ladies are insane there. Don't refuse it.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: NBC ABC CBS at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (jKqaK)
Poly juice potion at age 13, in Chamber of Secrets, she was already a cat-lady.
Posted by: Downcast at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (6hOyl)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (aRPuE)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable
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Stop it. 'ettes are, by definition, terrific women. Everyone I have met irl have been interesting, lovely, fine women.
It's us Moron's that are the reprobates.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
There's nothing like a little Russian Roulette with your cock.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at November 11, 2019 06:54 PM (+dsLj)
It's pretty damn reckless to say the least.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (NWiLs)
Indeed, She craves the surprise anal.
Posted by: monkey at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (MgmBg)
his lawyers need to demand lefty judges recuse themselves.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Well, I've never been to Spain, but I've been to Oklahoma.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (aS1PU)
EPSTEINIVS NON COMMITTERE MORS VOLVNTARIA
Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (DMUuz)
*********
Hint: She'll be the one who looks exactly like the person she's with.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Passing Commenter at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (4fmLd)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (xInes)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:04 PM (9hauA)
I need my alone time to recharge, but I spend too much time in unhealthy isolation. Need to change that and find some balance.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Try Spain. They say the ladies are insane there. Don't refuse it.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Kansas City.
Posted by: Wilbert Harrison at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable
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Stop it. 'ettes are, by definition, terrific women. Everyone I have met irl have been interesting, lovely, fine women.
It's us Moron's that are the reprobates.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:05 PM (Y4EXg)
Yes, well versed in Reprobateing!
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:00 PM (eASYU)
Looks like we are in the same boat.
Although I would like to make time for dating next year (too busy this year). But it doesn't help enjoying my life now and never being lonely. I wish I had more internal motivation. Sigh.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (9hauA)
******
I have been to Fort Worth AND I have been to Spain.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (dUJdY)
"The President has until September 30th to give this aid to Ukraine. He gets it out on September 11th., 3 weeks before the deadline. So, we give our ally aid, and Joe Biden is not investigated. Remember that, they get the aid and we get nothing in return. The Democrats....
....want that to be an impeachable offense? Good luck with that!" @JesseBWatters @FoxNews
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (MgmBg)
at sports thats a fact best women athletes are men
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (JFO2v)
Translation:
"All the guys have discovered that being in a relationship with Woke me has all the appeal of sitting in a bathtub full of scissors."
Posted by: Azathoth at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (5/8Z4)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)
Forget it Jean, it's Canada.
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (CLteG)
Well, the Missus does make pot roast AND pound cake (among many other things) so there's that.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (k3g2v)
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (q1Pj5)
Probably objected to War Machine having to go Transexual.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Canadian hockey guy that is famous for wearing OBNOXIOUSLY loud suits to broadcasts.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:02 PM (0nzNY)
One of the problems with this format is you can never tell if a message gets through.
But IIRC, both SMH and Ex-ex deserve our thanks for their service!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (BiNEL)
Or, put them in box under a bed in the white house
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (w7yCS)
Posted by: junior at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (9ZF2p)
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Emma Watson at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (CLteG)
I'm guessing your leg because rumor has it, your dick ain't no where near big enough for that.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (x7OgJ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at Nove
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that statement's a candian human right's violation. Canada is a nation of immigrants, not the yucky people that live there already. Any expectation that they conform is a hate crime.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:09 PM (FEQY4)
8th of November 1965, the 173rd Airborne gets ambushed. Big and Rich have a song; I kinda liked it. The guy with the gray ponytail could be a guy a lot of us know.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ozpdBvB0hek
Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (x9sIM)
Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:06 PM (w7yCS)
Lived there for several years. Tell 'em I said 'hi la'....
Posted by: Tami at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 07:10 PM (MgmBg)
There are obviously people who get on these threads, and you can see the hate dripping from them.
That's not hate.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (NWiLs)
I feel you. I personally don't find my isolation unhealthy, but it's probably not the healthiest thing in the world, and it is good to get out there and interact with and bless others.
I do go to church on Sundays and usually another day during the week and I get good social interaction there.
Oh, so maybe I can live the rest of my time as a hermit. Yes!
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (9hauA)
I have read through Cherry's statement and while I really don't know who
the heck he is, I can't find anything remotely objectionable in what he
said. In any sense of the word.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
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It's simply unpatriotic to insinuate that foreigners -- who come to your country, hate you, act unpatriotic, and want you dead -- are unpatriotic.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:07 PM (KZzsI)
Kinda the John Madden of Canadian hockey.
Everyone liked John Madden. And he would say goofy stuff, but that just made everyone love him more.
Because he forgot more than most coaches will ever learn about the sport.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (sy5kK)
Or she could just blow me. Daily.
Posted by: Fritz at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (wo3c/)
any body else!
When she thinks about herself
she touches herself
... the Divinyls wore it better I think.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (ykYG2)
Ace, you're missing a golden opportunity here.
An incubus is a male sex demon. A succubus is a female sex demon.
To me, this strongly suggests that the feminine of "incel" should definitely be "suc-cel". To maintain proper pronunciation we may want to just spell it "suckcel".
Posted by: Qwinn at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (zKPbb)
The data collection company, Google, that paid $170M fine for collecting data on children, that exposed 100s of thousands of persons personal information from Plus, that also collects data from its search engine, home speakers, free email, Fitbit health apparatus is pressing on.
Now, in another step toward having all the answers Google is partnering with Catholic based Ascension health services.
http://tinyurl.com/ygg33bem
http://preview.tinyurl.com/ygg33bem
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (0nzNY)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)
This.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bildo at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Mw5hD)
Posted by: The Paola at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (IGJk8)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (FEQY4)
How dare he!
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:11 PM (WqPYg)
Hear Hear!!!!
Posted by: The Squad at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: lizabth at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ziy5X)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (iEXgF)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (eASYU)
Love the one your with
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Honestly, I don't understand why anyone gets worked up about movie stars and their stupidity.
Burt wins the prize for Missing The Entire Point!
Congratulations, Burt!
We don't give one rat's shit what this Emma Watkins does -- the shits we give are about Fake News telling us this is "news" and that it's important and great.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (aRPuE)
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Bildo at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (Mw5hD)
Well sure. Everyone can go to the glory hole. They just usually don't brag about it to the media.
Posted by: The Squad at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (aRPuE)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:12 PM (0nzNY)
True dat. She is a very special lady.
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (BiNEL)
I enjoy being a curmudgeon quite a bit. Not single thank to B'Gal, but this is almost as good.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)
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Yeah, we had one try that here, just wanted to settle down to a quiet 'normal' life. She couldn't stand it...just *had* to reassert herself in the limelight. Wasn't in town for more than a year or so, divorced (again) and split. She seems to be devoting herself to ruining her daughters now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Choo-choo Biden at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (3BlqQ)
Posted by: DC at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (/TvO8)
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I honesty do not know, I only know of her from images in the press places like Daily Mail. She was on some Disney show but I never saw it. I know she's a favorite of short eyes still even though she's too old for them because she still looks like a kid. Not sure where her career goes when she doesn't look like that any longer. Nowhere good I'm guessing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:01 PM (KZzsI)
I don't know about doing any Dinsey shows, but she was in the iCarly spinoff thing, where the character of Sam was living with Grande's character, whose name escapes me.
I know this, because I have kids of a certain age.
I kinda think she's got some talent, as an actress. Insipid roles, but she's not without some ability. And her singing voice is not nothing either.
Incidentally, once upon a time I dabbled in the "dating game," where these guys would tell you that basically any guy could get basically any girl, if he knew the right things to say, and the right way to act. There's some truth to it, actually.
Anyhoo, I remember this one guy giving advice for guys who liked 'em young. His advice was, don't do it. Just find adult women who look like they're not adults. Oddly sound advice. Creepy, but sound.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (aRPuE)
Are you guys talking about Coach Don Cherry? Canadian hockey legend? I love that guy!!! Best hockey pre-game show EVAH!!!!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (x9sIM)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (aRPuE)
Why? Did Willow post?
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (aRPuE)
I meant I'm not bad at mechanical aptitude for an 'ette. I get by okay but it would by oh so nice to have AOP on call.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 11, 2019 07:13 PM (eASYU)
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Average Ordinary Prick?
j/k
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (+0AKE)
I know this, because I have kids of a certain age.
I kinda think she's got some talent, as an actress. Insipid roles, but she's not without some ability. And her singing voice is not nothing either.
Incidentally, once upon a time I dabbled in the "dating game," where these guys would tell you that basically any guy could get basically any girl, if he knew the right things to say, and the right way to act. There's some truth to it, actually.
Anyhoo, I remember this one guy giving advice for guys who liked 'em young. His advice was, don't do it. Just find adult women who look like they're not adults. Oddly sound advice. Creepy, but sound.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (hku12)
Cat... Sam and Cat, aired on Nickelodeon for a while.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (hku12)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (COzlW)
The #MeAlone movement.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:08 PM (Zz0t1)
He is also famous for preferring good Canadian boys in the NHL. I think he includes Americans in that because he's talking about a style of play.
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (RuIsu)
I managed it for 20+ years, where's my participation trophy?
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (0GvUH)
All of them
Posted by: DR.WTF at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (aS1PU)
Pffft...some Sayer of Sooth you are.
Ace is taking today off.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (qMLbi)
The problem is I think for guys like that the attraction is less their physical appearance than their weakness, innocence, and immaturity. They want someone who is awed by them, a little frightened, helpless, and able to be despoiled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Derek Sanderson cleaned up his act but he didn't mind telling you that he loved the cocaine and girls.
Derek Sanderson was Doctor Rockso before Doctor Rockso.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (aRPuE)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (6/uwW)
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*cough* *cough* Andie *cough* MacDowell *cough*
Posted by: Cloaking at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (vyAx2)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (0nzNY)
Emma Watson stories keep clogging the joint up. There story is that there is no story.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (r2EMi)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (rpxSz)
Ace is taking today off.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (qMLbi)
He did post earlier today. And this post, so.....his day's off are different than most.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Except I've met plenty of older Ladies, who are in the same boat. There is a certain subsection of Women who WANT to be controlled.
Just like there is a subsection of Men who can't handle Freedom.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (NgKpN)
Are you guys talking about Coach Don Cherry? Canadian hockey legend? I love that guy!!! Best former hockey pre-game show EVAH!!!!
Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:16 PM (x9sIM)
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Fixed for accuracy owing to the #ErasureCulture mob.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (WqPYg)
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Burt wins the prize for Missing The Entire Point!
Congratulations, Burt!
We don't give one rat's shit what this Emma Watkins does -- the shits we give are about Fake News telling us this is "news" and that it's important and great.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:14 PM (aRPuE)
I'm talking about the commenters here, genius.
I don't give two shits about the idiot reporters on twatter than some of you people get all worked up about either.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Deep psychological perversion, but other than that a nice guy!
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM (BiNEL)
I managed it for 20+ years, where's my participation trophy?
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:17 PM (WEBkv)
It's empowering if you're a woman.
You're a dude so
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM (ZLI7S)
Would you rather have kids or years of fun and partying? Hee hee never grow up, not me!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 11, 2019 07:22 PM (r2EMi)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
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Not a chance, dude. Remember the Golden Rule, 'Don't put your parts in crazy'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:22 PM (KoKdw)
I have no idea who this Watson chick is, and that makes me terribly happy.
Posted by: lizabth
I think she's the partner of Sheerluck Holmes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (aKsyK)
Pete Alonso - NL Rookie of the Year
Meet the Mets!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)
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Congrats to Alonso and the long-suffering Mets fans. Amazing season regardless of juiced balls or not (will be interesting to see if they're de-juiced next season).
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (WqPYg)
At first she didn't get it, and then she blocked me.
Can't imagine why!
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (NgKpN)
Meet the Mets!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)
Hooray for steroids!
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (hku12)
You're a dude so it doesn't you don't count.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM (9hauA)
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*Checks scorecard because I'm playing along at home*
Crud, those are the top 10 on the scoresheet!
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (WEBkv)
I just find her attempt to turn this into a proud moment or a movement pathetic, and the term wretchedly idiotic. She's trying to make it cool and trendy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (KZzsI)
Thanks Shane S. Although...could Coach Cherry even be erased? Might be fun to watch the attempt.
Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (x9sIM)
Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:15 PM (ZCEU2)
Potter movie. You mean the old scrooge in the movie It's a Wonderful Life?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (ziy5X)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (6/uwW)
and this completes the commentary about the WOKE neighbors to the north.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (sy5kK)
Would you rather have kids or years of fun and partying? Hee hee never grow up, not me!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:22 PM (KZzsI)
Used to be you had kids so you had someone to do the lawn.
Now you just hire an illegal for that.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)
We can haz Veterans Day thread? These Hollywood scrunts aren't worth mentioning on this day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
Given this was posted at CNN, though, the truth is she is pulling non-stop trains during Fleet Week.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (iw59Q)
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I feel like we're living through the same shit as we did in the 80's...only now the GOP and conservatives have been cowed into not even fighting back against this stuff.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (iEXgF)
Don Cherry was the reason generations of Canadian couples did it doggy style.
Posted by: Regular joe at November 11, 2019 07:20 PM (6/uwW)
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LOL.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (WqPYg)
sounds like a personal problem to me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (NbXNA)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (Ndje9)
Nah, no this kid. He's just an extra large human unit and strong as an ox.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Congrats to Alonso and the long-suffering Mets fans. Amazing season regardless of juiced balls or not (will be interesting to see if they're de-juiced next season).
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (WqPYg)
not a chance.
The owners believe the fans want the game sped up, and more offense.
Yet, the recent World Series was the lowest rated series of all time.
Really nowhere to go except down.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (Ndje9)
roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I divorced myself
and so did I!
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
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or any other...
you ought to try living in an AO swarming with them.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (NbXNA)
Now you just hire an illegal for that.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:24 PM (NgKpN)
8 year old grandson mows three acres and the front lawn on Dad's John Deere. Just gets up, says "lawn needs mowin" and off he goes.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
I support this wholeheartedly.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)
sounds like a personal problem to me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (NbXNA)
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Probably because Average is above her, she knows it, and resents it.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (WEBkv)
No, its more than that, read the interview. She's not saying "I can't find a guy" she's saying "culture and everyone has been pressuring us all to find love and a future together but I don't need that and neither do you!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (KZzsI)
Given this was posted at CNN, though, the truth is she is pulling non-stop trains during Fleet Week.
She looks too skinny to me. Be like jumping on a bag of bones.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (HaL55)
Last two years the ball has been worse and worse. We'll be lucky the thing isn't made of Flubber next year.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (KZzsI)
http://tinyurl.com/vykjjyr
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (iEXgF)
It's comical for her to reinforce those stereotypes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: lizabth
I think she's the partner of Sheerluck Holmes.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 07:23 PM (aKsyK)
Daniel Craig is Sherlock Homo in the Homo of the Baskervilles
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (ziy5X)
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The problem is I think for guys like that the attraction is less their physical appearance than their weakness, innocence, and immaturity. They want someone who is awed by them, a little frightened, helpless, and able to be despoiled.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:18 PM (KZzsI)
Maybe, I don't know. I suspect there are lots of 20 something year old dudes who just want to relive their glory days, or maybe they want to have the high school cheerleader they couldn't get when they were in high school themselves.
If they are advised to instead go for the 20 something chick who will dress up like a cheerleader, then there's less problems for everyone.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (hku12)
sounds like a personal problem to me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (NbXNA)
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Probably because Average is above her, she knows it, and resents it.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (WEBkv)
In the good ole days of Hollywood, #MeToo was done on the casting couch.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (r+sAi)
We can haz Veterans Day thread? These Hollywood scrunts aren't worth mentioning on this day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:25 PM (ptqGC)
This lady gets it.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, and there was no HGH in LeBron James's life, ever.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (lwiT4)
Yuge hugs to fellow veteran mom. {{{{hug}}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)
http://tinyurl.com/vykjjyr
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (iEXgF)
That's not a hockey stick.....
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:30 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Gooshy at November 11, 2019 07:30 PM (x9sIM)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:27 PM (WEBkv)
She just needs to come to Joe's Gym!
Sounds like she's been dodging Balls for awhile now!
Posted by: Steve the Pirate at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Fxgkp)
Posted by: Joe Bar at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (u02T3)
Alonso bucked MLB and bought hand painted cleats to honor 9/11.
LeBron bowed down to China.
One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)
You know it always brings me down
'cause it's free
And I see that it's me
That Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Ronnie James at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (Zz0t1)
It's comical for her to reinforce those stereotypes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:28 PM (0GvUH)
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and i am reminded of the old joke: "why are women so angry? they have half the money and ALL of the pussy?"
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (NbXNA)
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Maybe they can make it like college football where unsportsmanlike behavior (running up the score on badly beaten opponents) is required for rankings and even change the rules to promote offensive play.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (0GvUH)
Another Saturday night and I ain't got nobody.
I got my finger though so that's ok
I don't want someone to talk to
I'm in a awful way.
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM
Actually this is kinda understandable. It's not so much about her age it's about culture. Women have been told for decades that they don't need a man and if they want one they are pathetic. Men have been told that masculinity is poisonous and women MUST be stronger than they are. Now men are finding that their true nature is to be strong and protective and provide for their woman but all those strong women don't allow that because they don't want to be pathetic. Men are trying to find a woman that is strong enough to be a woman and let him be a man.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)
grudgingly admits this is very cool
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:30 PM (lwiT4)
That's awesome! Congrats! D'oh Boy got screwed by his univ. advisor, and has to take three more (one of them worthless) classes to graduate in the winter quarter. Then he's done, but is seriously thinking of going to Army OCS at Ft. Benning as a reservist. Gah.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Joe Bar at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (u02T3)
Probably a Pron Hub channel for that.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (JFO2v)
LeBron bowed down to China.
One of these things is not like the other.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:31 PM (ZLI7S)
And completely irrelevant to the 'roids conversation. Being appreciative and patriotic is awesome, sure, but....
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (iEXgF)
Then I saw my face
Now I'm a believer
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:29 PM (Tnijr)
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Heh.
Tell me, how am I supposed to live without me?
Now that I've been lovin' me so long ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (WqPYg)
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Nah, no this kid. He's just an extra large human unit and strong as an ox.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Sure.
Like the Yankee ox last year.
Two years in a row, something that's never happened before, happens, and we're supposed to believe it's all just random.
In spite of the past 30 years of evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (xInes)
Jane Fonda has bought her last coat -- and it was red!
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (pNxlR)
We veteran moms will always be family.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
(one of them worthless) classes to graduate in the winter quarter. Then
he's done,
Early congratulations to your Boy, Jane!
My son sold his old place to a veteran and bought his new place from a veteran. It's a club
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (lwiT4)
Well since LeBron James is a basketball player and totally irrelevant to the baseball player Pete Alonso I thought you wanted us to to argue irrelevant points.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ptqGC)
Always.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (lwiT4)
In spite of the past 30 years of evidence to the contrary.
Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:33 PM (hku12)
I did NOT do steroids *points finger angrily*
- Already knows about failed drug test
Posted by: Rafael Palmero at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)
I think there's something to this, yeah. Its at least part of why the mystique of Japanese women endures (beyond their sometimes very pretty features): the culture still portrays women as submissive to men (at least until marriage).
Like it or not, fight against it or not, the generalities are that men are aggressive, dominant, and like women who are not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
Didn't he have four other children? Why aren't they offered television shows?
Weird how they all disappeared and the home-wrecker gets to be the keeper of the eternal flame, not the woman who supported his naval career and loyally waited for him while he was imprisoned, raising his children all by herself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
Cold, cold Emma
Cold Emma
Cold, cold Emma
If I live to 97
I'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
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don't forget the badly injured in a car accident part.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)
It WAS relevant from the standpoint of 'roids in that guy.
I just said he is clean just like Lebron was.
Do try to keep up.
Or is it just that you can't keep straight in your THC brain?
Posted by: Rafael Palmero at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Zz0t1)
Sidebar question: Why does everyone keep pretending that John McCain only had one kid and one wife?
Didn't he have four other children? Why aren't they offered television shows?
Weird
how they all disappeared and the home-wrecker gets to be the keeper of
the eternal flame, not the woman who supported his naval career and
loyally waited for him while he was imprisoned, raising his children all
by herself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
A MILLION TIMES THIS^^^^^ Someone should tweet that to Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Happy Veterans day to all AOSHQ veterans - Rons, Ettes, and any veteran
family members and friends. Thank you all for your service.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (9hauA)
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+1
Grateful to be an American and for the sacrifice of our servicemen and their families.
Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (0GvUH)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:32 PM (myjNJ)
I'm available!
OK, but seriously, I'm comfortable enough in my own skin that I don't see a need for any power struggles with a man. And I've been taking care of myself and other people much of my adult life. I would like for a strong man to take care of me, LOL.
Also, strong doesn't mean macho or bossy. I want someone who can say no to me when necessary and is someone of integrity. I'm very easy to get along with but I am also not a shrinking violet. I don't want want someone who will allow me to walk all over him. I couldn't respect that.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (9hauA)
Like it or not, fight against it or not, the generalities are that men are aggressive, dominant, and like women who are not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (KZzsI)
I believe there are things hardwired into our brains by either evolution or God.
One of these things IS gender roles.
And when we go against that hardwired programming, we become unhappy, AND DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.
So we are in a place where Genetics is programming us one way, and society is programming us another.
Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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I'm still sulking because I didn't get any Semper Fi birthday cake.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (2qPhT)
Here she comes walkin', lookin' like a zoo
Hi Emma, high Emma Guru
She know all the colors that nature do
High Emma, high Emma Guru
Posted by: Emma Guru at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: KasperXHauser at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (h6BrE)
Good looking, rich, "educated", single.
Posted by: nip at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (cpS4u)
Sidebar question: Why does everyone keep pretending that John McCain only had one kid and one wife?
Didn't he have four other children? Why aren't they offered television shows?
Weird
how they all disappeared and the home-wrecker gets to be the keeper of
the eternal flame, not the woman who supported his naval career and
loyally waited for him while he was imprisoned, raising his children all
by herself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
A MILLION TIMES THIS^^^^^ Someone should tweet that to Meggie Mac."
Yeah, the opinions of the drug-addled widow and the self-absorbed spawn cow of that sleazy marriage don't carry much weight outside of a narrowing circle in D.C. John would be disappointed, eh? That's what winning looks like.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (iw59Q)
Sidebar question: Why does everyone keep pretending that John McCain only had one kid and one wife?
Didn't he have four other children? Why aren't they offered television shows?
Weird
how they all disappeared and the home-wrecker gets to be the keeper of
the eternal flame, not the woman who supported his naval career and
loyally waited for him while he was imprisoned, raising his children all
by herself.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:35 PM (cfSRQ)
A MILLION TIMES THIS^^^^^ Someone should tweet that to Meggie Mac.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
she is the most like her father....attention seeking whore.....
Posted by: phoenixgirl at November 11, 2019 07:53 PM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Qwinn at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (zKPbb)
Infapably my dear Watson.......
Posted by: saf at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (5IHGB)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_Cherry_(trumpeter)
Posted by: 370H55V at November 11, 2019 08:30 PM (WusEB)
But I'd really like to bang her.
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