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Spoonerisms, Malapropisms, And Generally Tungled Tangs ONT
— Dave's Not Here (@Weirddave0) November 9, 2019
(Going up early tonight because I have to pick Little up from his first high school dance. Semi-formal, with a real girl for a date and everything. *sniff* They grow up so fast...)
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 08, 2019 09:32 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: JQ at November 08, 2019 09:34 PM (gP/Z3)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:35 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (BiNEL)
HA HA!
Now for more humor we shall all watch Nikita Kruschev do The Twist!
HA HA! Comrades!
We Soviets can get down and boogie! Ask Comrade Bernie!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 09:37 PM (Y79kJ)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:36 PM (IMdOQ)
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Here they are. You left them in the Ladies' room.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Email ends with "And Epstein didn't kill himself..."
Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 09:39 PM (r6GXX)
I saw it with my own two eyes
So you can wipe off the grin, I know where you've been
Epsteidn didn't kill himself
Posted by: JSchuler at November 08, 2019 09:39 PM (ySdHR)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (FwIn+)
Posted by: lowandslow at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Diogenes at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Chuck C at November 08, 2019 09:40 PM (r6GXX)
If they wanted to write fan fiction maybe they should have just hired me.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at November 08, 2019 09:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at November 08, 2019 09:43 PM (eASYU)
Yeah, well. Lucas isn't the world's best storyteller but he knows his own creation. Like he knows his own smell, as El Guapo put it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: dartist at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:44 PM (ykYG2)
https://cosmicbook.news/george-lucas-saving-star-wars-test-screenings-disaster
So apparently there are three versions of the last SW movie. The first, the Kennedy/Abrams version, started strong but finished abysmally, with an overall score of 29. Iger ordered a redo and it improved, but was still disappointing. They finally called in George to breathe some life into the story.
Maybe it'll work. Lucas can't write dialog but he can spin stories.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: huerfano at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (9dnxb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:45 PM (Dc2NZ)
Maybe. Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull says he may have lost his touch as well.
The sad thing is, if these are worse test screens than the prequels, god help an fan stupid enough to go.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at November 08, 2019 09:47 PM (Dc2NZ)
Dad - I heard you had to take your mom to the hospital! Is everything OK?
Son - Yes, she got stung by a bee. But she's OK. Thankfully I gave her an epic penis
>I meant EPIPEN!
Posted by: josephistan at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (2B9A/)
Air Force Col. Rob Childs just won Sword and Dagger at Swordfish, one of the worlds top Historic European Martial Arts tourneys.
Kudos to my old teacher.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (NgKpN)
My word as a Biden, I don't know how they got there.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Ibwur)
Even though the temperature here is below freezing, one truth remains steadfast : Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 08, 2019 09:48 PM (Sq5z0)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 09:50 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: George T at November 08, 2019 09:50 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 09:51 PM (Y4EXg)
The flipping washing machine failed to stope filling. I turned off the supply. Man, could have been an epic disaster!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 08, 2019 09:04 PM (Vy7tf)
Happed here, too. Turns out that if you have a dial that clicks from one load size (i.e., water level) to another, then you have to make sure that it actually "clicks" to the desired setting.
If it's sitting in limbo between "medium" and "medium large," for example, the washer just keeps pumping water into the tank.
Now being careful, and no problem since.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at November 08, 2019 09:51 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, camp fire pics welcome at e-mail in nic at November 08, 2019 09:52 PM (gd9RK)
When I was a kid, riding in the car with Mom, we saw a sign outside someone's house that said "Purple and Pink Flowers" (petunias for sale). She said, oh, Pinkle and Purp flowers!
And my husband, for some reason, cannot say Chipotle. It always comes out Chilope.
Posted by: April at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Darth Vader at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)
Posted by: Jim at November 08, 2019 09:54 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jeffrey Epsteins Unused Noose at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (+dsLj)
And my husband, for some reason, cannot say Chipotle. It always comes out Chilope.
Posted by: April at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (OX9vb)
with me chipotle sometimes comes out as
diarrhea...
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (NgKpN)
https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)
She's a white hot sex machine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (2B9A/)
And I may not be the man you want me to
Epstein didn't kill himself, how 'bout you?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting. at November 08, 2019 09:55 PM (SchxB)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 09:56 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Eromero at November 08, 2019 09:56 PM (UUkQp)
Once while I was hungover and blurry-eyed, riding in a car with friends, I saw a sign and said out loud, "Weeping Chapel?/" My friend said, "No, it says Wedding Chapel." Everyone in the car immediately responded, "Same thing."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Hall Dall MD at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (KDTOE)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 09:57 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Epstein at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)
If it keeps on rainin', Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Puddlglum at November 08, 2019 09:59 PM (DpHYB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 08, 2019 09:59 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Epstein at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM (l3+k2)
It would have been better if you had tried to Hell yELP!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 09:58 PM
The Lord eps those who ep themselves.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:00 PM (COzlW)
Much hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)
C'mon everyone, let's do this together! We can ALL get Trump Stamps!
Posted by: Kindltot at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:01 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 10:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The Dog at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (COzlW)
https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird
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heh. went to look up the event to see who else was there. Got the wrong article, one from September, published by Bloomberg. Before I clicked away, I caught the authors name:
Millennials Give Warren an ‘In’ to South Carolina Black Voters
By Misyrlena Egkolfopoulou
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Jewells45 at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:03 PM
Mike Tyson's punching bag, yes.
Posted by: The Dog at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)
I just checked and apparently she was in God's Not Dead 2.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)
What I said, however, was, "I am read to receive you." In front of the maneuvering area watch team, all their instructors, and the off going watch team.
They never let me forget that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+0AKE)
I still remember the legends of what Tyson did to her right after that Barbara Walters interview. Good grief.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (B+t5k)
*******
Pittsburgh Penguins captain Sidney Crosby gives All-Star MVP car to veteran - pennlive.com
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (7WaWV)
*******
did she laugh all the time through that too?
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (2PXwn)
Co-incidentally, today I picked up a copy of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (nRWPy)
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mike Tyson at November 08, 2019 10:06 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)
I will save the Republic!
Posted by: Michael Bloomberg, Billionaire Dwarf at November 08, 2019 10:07 PM (dOV9E)
https://bit.ly/2CsCV2G
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 09:53 PM (jyVW0)
How humiliating.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at November 08, 2019 10:08 PM (17+9D)
Hilarity ensued.
Posted by: Count de Monet
https://youtu.be/qx5P9zlN2nc
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Zettai Epusutin-wa Jisatsu Shinakatta at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
Global warming. Duh.
Posted by: Splunge at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (dOV9E)
Going the full for hobo's...not really,
Going the full for Val-U-Rite...not really,
Going the full for pudding-cups...not really,
Putting the Red White & Blue and the USMC blood red up on my flag pole come Monday morning.......really.
you have a fine weekend and please don't forget.
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:10 PM (2DOZq)
Also Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (xPl2J)
Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
I think the avg high for Oct was 36, here, this year.
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (JLNub)
Posted by: Adriane the FORTRAN RULZ Critic ... at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (LPnfS)
I'd be doing chores sometimes when my son, about 4, would grab the ringing phone and bring it to me when I didn't get my hands out of the suds or whatever fast enough.
One Halloween afternoon I was elbow-deep in pumpkin guts on the front porch when the phone went off, and my son took off to get it.
I was waiting for a callback from the developer on the hook for giving land for what would be our neighborhood school, but believed my son when he said "here mama, it's Stinky".
I wiped my hands and said in my best Lauren Bacall "well hellooooo, Stinky".
Dead silence.
Formal male professional voice: "I am NOT stinky."
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (W7IZQ)
What I said, however, was, "I am read to receive you." In front of the maneuvering area watch team, all their instructors, and the off going watch team.
They never let me forget that.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 08, 2019 10:05 PM (+0AKE)
Revile, revile, all hands heave too and trice up.
You have no idea how many mangled interpretations of that I heard over the years.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (NgKpN)
Naturally, we all lost our minds. He did manage to choke out "No thank you."
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: dagny at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (nRWPy)
Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
1) The Metric System
2) Daylight Savings Time
and
3) TRUMP
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (oVJmc)
Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T
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Greta Thornburg was in NC today. Now, we're going to have extremely low temperatures tonight. It's like a visit from the wicked witch of the north.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)
Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)
Why is it so #%$&ing cold?!?!?!
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:11 PM (2PXwn)
Globull warming.
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (D4SfS)
Posted by: JAS at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (DBGf/)
Some difficult things just don't televise well. You come to understand that. But when people see the medals and ribbons and laugh and say "You what now? What the hell is that?" it makes you, well, reflect on the role of Sport in Society, as the seminar program would read.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:15 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 10:09 PM (SfYbS)
The face he makes! And Yakety Sax FTW!
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 08, 2019 10:16 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)
I did naturally evolve into say you guys instead of ya'll.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: tbodie at November 08, 2019 10:18 PM (D4SfS)
Then you, too, will not be Stinky.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:17 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:18 PM (HALdu)
Hi Ladyl!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (/UQ/R)
Alrighty then.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (2PXwn)
[drycleaner] Come again?
No, this time it's salad dressing
Posted by: Ms. Lewinsky at November 08, 2019 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 10:13 PM (LxqES)
Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)
Eh, it's Sweden so if existing patterns hold, she'll more likely end up with a rapefugee.
Posted by: Dr. T at November 08, 2019 10:21 PM (2PXwn)
i answered Just sitting here watching the news. you?
she texted at menards just to get out of the house. whats on the news
me: I don't know? I paused it. Ya, so cold huh? Oh wait, they just said Epstein didn't kill himself!!
daughter: HA HA Ha ah ha. even you know about that ha ha ha
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (xIKXj)
https://tinyurl.com/y2jr4zhu
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Warm Yourself Up with Torrid Taunts from teh Outrage Outlet! at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (Y79kJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:22 PM (kFkpX)
I am worried
I worked for a big company, back when big companies had a big computer.
The IT people did a major software upgrade over the weekend, and they were worried about it, so when people logged into the big computer on Monday, they were greeted with the following message:
Problems? Call x3764
We were joking that the IT department had apparently set up a counseling service.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 08, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (oRpiG)
Printed on the bottom of cans of a stout from Tactical OPS Brewery is the message: "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (W7IZQ)
they still married.....yah?
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Amelia Earhart at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (ykYG2)
Printed on the bottom of cans of a stout from Tactical OPS Brewery is the message: "Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Better? You know where that is?
Fresno CA.
Heads will explode.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)
Remember, that "Anyomous''" new book says that Trump is often "stumbling and slurring" in his speech.
You can tell that by listening to his rallies. /s
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at November 08, 2019 10:28 PM (q1Pj5)
Fresno CA.
Heads will explode.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)
That is too perfect for words!
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
definitely didn't kill himself amirite?
Posted by: Walt Disney at November 08, 2019 10:29 PM (SfYbS)
Hillary just jumpers.pant suits...recent moo-moos and velcro strap sneakers...to keep from tripping over Sec. Service arm holding detail.....just the basics.....
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:31 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at November 08, 2019 10:33 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:15 PM (oRpiG)
Like any good sport, we are having a hard time finding good people to referee Historic Fencing (Rapier).
It moves so fast that if you do not do it yourself, and have not trained your eye to see what is going on, you can't see it.
Had a championship bout earlier this year that went south for that very reason.
Us fencers were stunned by the officiating, and video proved us correct, but of course, you can't argue with the ref, so.
Its actually a very fun sport. There are tournaments with literally thousands of people there, yet no news coverage at all.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:33 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (1+J19)
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Assuming the article is true -
I find it interesting that Iger himself was apparently immediately able to identify the problem parts of the original script, and write something much, much better than what Kennedy and Abrams produced.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Emmie at November 08, 2019 10:35 PM (i/wJA)
Epstein didn't kill himself!
Posted by: D. B. Cooper at November 08, 2019 10:36 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 08, 2019 10:37 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:37 PM (IGJk8)
Fresno CA.
Heads will explode.
Fresno is worlds away from the Bay Area, but you could probably get arrested for smuggling if you brought some in.
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Hillary at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (COzlW)
There will be a sequel.
Posted by: pink nipples at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (DZsvp)
You can fool some people all of the time.
But you can't fool anyone into thinking Epstein killed himself.
Posted by: Abraham Lincoln at November 08, 2019 10:38 PM (SfYbS)
Bet you it's going to be the long lost son of Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru.
They know they screwed the pooch and are throwing everything against the wall to see if anything sticks.
This debacle will be taught in business school of how to flush 4.5 billion dollar IP right down the toilet.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 08, 2019 10:39 PM (FwIn+)
Awkwaaaaaaard!
Posted by: Future Divorcees of America at November 08, 2019 10:39 PM (Sg+Tz)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:40 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (IGJk8)
- and?
Posted by: Panhandler at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (S/rwf)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (14URa)
Someone get the electric heart zapping paddle thingies!
CLEAR!
*Bazap*
Posted by: Future Divorcees of America at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (Sg+Tz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'if you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people'' at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (IGJk8)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:42 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: MW at November 08, 2019 10:43 PM (KpN90)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:43 PM (HALdu)
all of us walking to a restaurant, eldest asks her sister's friend, where do you work?
sister's friend: In a sports bra.
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (HALdu)
Third inning he's got a 1-1 count on a guy and throws a pitch in the dirt. The umpire says, "3-1." Aaron steps off the rubber and says it's 2-1, and he's right. But of course the opposing coach comes out to argue it's 3-1.
There's a little discussion, the two umps meet and the plate umpire corrects himself. Suddenly, Aaron's mom yells from the bleachers:
"THAT'S RIGHT, MY SON ONLY HAS TWO BALLS!"
We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.
Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (v3UCk)
Posted by: t-bird at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (Wd55D)
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They're not really Skywalkers, though.
The most likely candidates would be a kid that Anakin's mother had with her husband before the Sand People kidnapped her (and that we never found out about), or a fling that Luke had and never followed up on. If the latter, it could even be someone that we already know.
If the latter, given that Finn's imo the best character in the new movies, I wouldn't complain if it turned out to be him.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (14URa)
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (xIKXj)
Third inning he's got a 1-1 count on a guy and throws a pitch in the dirt. The umpire says, "3-1." Aaron steps off the rubber and says it's 2-1, and he's right. But of course the opposing coach comes out to argue it's 3-1.
There's a little discussion, the two umps meet and the plate umpire corrects himself. Suddenly, Aaron's mom yells from the bleachers:
"THAT'S RIGHT, MY SON ONLY HAS TWO BALLS!"
We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.
Posted by: TheHoser at November
wouldn't ever other number have been more embarrassing?
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at November 08, 2019 10:48 PM (7s3Gx)
We couldn't continue for a good five minutes and when she realized what she had said, she went to their station wagon and wouldn't come out.
Posted by: TheHoser
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If is hasn't already, that story will be told at her funeral.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:48 PM (Y4EXg)
So, a guy is standing in line at the airport ticket counter to buy two tickets to Pittsburgh... The girl behind the counter has big jugs, and he's totally transfixed.
When he gets to the front of the line he blunders, and asks for "two pickets to Tittsburgh."
She knows what he meant, and just laughs and starts printing them out.
But he's obviously embarrassed, turns bright red, and says to the guy behind him "don't you hate it when something like that happens?"
The guy replies "Yeah, I know how you feel... the other day at breakfast I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and it came out as 'you've ruined my life, you horrible bitch.'"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (5aX2M)
I don't know what I'm going to do if people don't stop saying Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (ux+2l)
Posted by: Not a Sock Puppet, even remotely at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (8YXYE)
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:49 PM (ux+2l)
Let's find out. Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (14URa)
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (ux+2l)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Jar Jar Binks at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (ykYG2)
Whoever marries her is going to have some fun honeymoon.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:14 PM (HALdu)
She won't get married. She'll have some psycho rant about how because we have failed her the earth is doomed so there is no point in marrying.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: mindful webworker - also didn't kill himself at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (5Ev1l)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:47 PM (HALdu)
Maybe, but it wouldn't be the truth then.
Besides, nothing embarrassing about having one ball. Take it from a man who knows.
Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (v3UCk)
I was at a dedication service once, for the official plaque being placed on a Revolutionary War veteran's grave waaay out in west Ohio. There were several bands of re-enactors there to render honors, and it was a beautiful thing. One of the guys with horses gave me the count of "men at arms" who practiced old war skills in the US and Europe at the time -- mind you, all wars included, so there were everything from hoplite infantry lines to WWII armor. But the point was, they outnumbered the manpower of all the active army forces of Europe.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (oRpiG)
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She might grow up.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Fp6vo)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)
https://tinyurl.com/y4w7mzu4
https://tinyurl.com/yxcdtyge
https://tinyurl.com/y3czc9dz
https://tinyurl.com/y6rcd5d9
https://tinyurl.com/y4654u7t
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)
We were running a specialty margarita that was rimmed with Tajin mixed with Himalayan sea salt. Myself and the other bartenders are fairly coarse, so we always called it giving it a "rim job".
Anyway, the boss hired on a cute little 19 server, first restaurant job and pretty innocent. I guess she always heard us calling it that, so she figured it was the proper terminology, and on her second night a customer ordered one from her at the table and she asked him "did you want a rim job?" at which he started horse-laughing and his wife, I guess, according to her, looked at her all wide-eyed.
She sent the drink in "Specialty Margarita: SPEC. REQ. NO RIM JOB" and she was standing at the service well waiting and I said "Didn't want a rim job, huh?" and she said "No and they were really weird when I asked."
I had to sit her down after the shift to explain things to her.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 10:55 PM (7hE48)
Posted by: TheHoser at November 08, 2019 10:56 PM (v3UCk)
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She might grow up.
Posted by: junior at November
when she gets married, sometime in her 30s, her husband should introduce her to the benefits of surprise analing
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: TheHoser
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A man who's wife is right next to him.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:52 PM (Z7lwY)
She can get more than half the guy's shit in a divorce, so there's that.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Sam McGee at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (q1Pj5)
What a great pair of thighs on Gal Gadot....
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 10:44 PM (ufFY
Wonder Woman is a great example of what the CW DC television shows have gotten wrong with Supergirl and especially Batwoman.
Gal Gadot comes off as strong, powerful, and yet beautiful and feminine, even capable of showing some flaws. Chris Pine is also playing a strong character, brave and handsome.
Supergirl everything has been SJW up to this season where they give her pants so she looks like Superman except girl. And Batwoman, apparently the main character is an unlikable monster that stalks an ex. And all the men are soyboys and none of them are eyecandy for women either.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 10:58 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (W4x6J)
No wonder the leftists love her.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Average Guy at November 08, 2019 10:59 PM (BaHwF)
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She might grow up.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 10:53 PM (Fp6vo)
Isn't she already 16? And yet she dresses more like she's 12?
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:00 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: TheHoser
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A man who's wife is right next to him.
Just saying.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Someone that might want to makeout after.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (Z7lwY)
https://tinyurl.com/y2bw8odr
https://tinyurl.com/y2sypl8x
https://tinyurl.com/y52y9wzz
https://tinyurl.com/y5l6gcz7
https://tinyurl.com/y3h6wwp2
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
We were joking that the IT department had apparently set up a counseling service.
Posted by: The ARC
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Old Henny Youngman joke:
Henny: So, this hooker comes up to me on the street and says, 'I'll do anything for $50.00', so I say, 'Paint my house'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:03 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:03 PM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (0V/8D)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (HALdu)
She won't marry.
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Average Guy
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Someone would have to slop their dripper for that.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (Y4EXg)
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)
The home for the unsurprise analable.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (HALdu)
Greedo did not kill himself.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:05 PM (7hE48)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 11:06 PM (JLNub)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:01 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *
LOL
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at November 08, 2019 11:06 PM (+KLFa)
Posted by: WaterCow at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (AFqcW)
For many years I had a customer with the last name of Filet, and I always addressed him as Mr. Filet until one encounter when I had a couple of drinks in between shifts and I asked him "How can I help you Mr. Fish?"....he had no sense of humor.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (BgPRz)
Posted by: barbarausa
I have $50 that says an hero by 24.
Any takers?
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:07 PM (SfYbS)
Her parents have some 'splainin to do with how they're using her, as do the AGW scam groups
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:08 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (BgPRz)
Why don't we meet at Subway and split a mootball feetlong while we discuss it?
Posted by: Weirddave at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (k5ANL)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM (ykYG2)
Indeed.
Just to beat it further to death, as is our wont, and make it even less funny -- because using her like this wasn't fair, or funny, natch:
She has the look of someone for whom anal is already not a surprise.
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (oRpiG)
She won't marry.
By the time she is old enough, she'll probably be in some kind of care
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:04 PM (W7IZQ)
I wonder how much of that is due to the manipulation of her parents. I figure she is legitimately on the spectrum. But the rest I wouldn't be surprise if it all came about from her parents exploitation of that.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Horta Epstein at November 08, 2019 11:11 PM (hZxKO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Pierre Dilecto at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: barbarausa
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I know plenty of special needs kids and most of them are much more together than this poor young lady. Sad.
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (Z7lwY)
https://youtu.be/JNfTuFbH_sE
Classic and hilarious.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (U50PB)
Mardon me, Padam, but this pie is occupewed. May I sew you to another sheet?
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tonypete at November 08, 2019 11:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Most of them probably have parents who do everything they can to be supportive and nurturing. As opposed to turning them into international freak shows for fun and profit.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (14URa)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
That's what they're counting on. Remember, shoot the human shield and they'll stop using human shields.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)
Can't beat Snake and Pygmy pie, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (/sgva)
God bless our queer old Dean!
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:14 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Michael Corleone at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (qAR6u)
A helluva storm's about to hit, and these sob's are going to have nervous breakdowns, and they
unlike Epstein,
are going to kill themselves.
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: garrett at November 08, 2019 09:42 PM (JLNub)
She ordered it three times last night, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!
Posted by: Battleground at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: TheHoser
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A man who's wife is right next to him.
Just saying."
Unless your wife's name is Katie Hill...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Den Svenska Kocken at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:16 PM (14URa)
She'll get a book deal, some appearance fees, etc.
This will make her appealing to moochy dudes and she really could not be any easier to feed bullsh*t lines to, just blurt out something about the environment and compliment her and she'd be putty in the hands of some entertainment-fame scuzball. One will probably marry her at the behest of his talent agent for virtue signaling reasons.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (7hE48)
Just to beat it further to death, as is our wont, and make it even less funny -- because using her like this wasn't fair, or funny, natch:
She has the look of someone for whom anal is already not a surprise.
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November
who knows? maybe, maybe not? either way what is happening is being done by her and hers.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Flyover at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at November 08, 2019 11:09 PM
Wait, I thought it was '25 or 6 to 4'.
Posted by: Bert G, Home Again at November 08, 2019 11:17 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Flyover at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Rbu5d)
What did you think of the last Survivor and their "Girl Power, Rah Rah! We don't need no girls alliance and its insulting to assume we would do that!" when almost every episode this season had them talking about a girl's alliance either existing or trying to form one.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Z7lwY)
She reportedly took a "climate change" "lesson" in school literally, and the coping mechanism they gave her to deal with the resulting OCD/terror is what we see on the news.
I think it is raw terror expressed as feral rage
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: booknlass
Same here.
I shoulda said hiya 20 minutes ago; but I was too busy laughing.
I have tears in my eyes.
Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (arJlL)
I think Greta's just a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Pampered, spoiled.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (LxqES)
At least he would not have killed himself.
I have known a lot of boys who were on this so-called spectrum, or at least their moms and the school psych thought so. I found them all to be bright fellows with a lot to say, and very active minds, if you had the patience to run along with them and listen to where they were going. I learned to ask the leading questions, to sort of guide them along so their "wild" thinking would eventually circle around and link up to something they could work with.
That was my only trick, and I had a lot of success with it. Made some good friends too.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:19 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:20 PM (LxqES)
At least he would not have killed himself.
That is exactly what he would have done.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (HALdu)
"Girl Power, Rah Rah! We don't need no girls alliance and its insulting
to assume we would do that!" when almost every episode this season had
them talking about a girl's alliance either existing or trying to form
one.
Posted by: buzzion at November 08, 2019 11:18 PM (Z7lwY)
I loved that! It's a fun season, with Boston Rob and Sandra. Is Ace still watching? I think he had a little man crush on Rob at one time.
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (14URa)
She seems like the type that would castrate you in your sleep, to curb future overpopulation.
She also seems like the type who only gets turned on at the idea of sending people to death camps.
So yeah, that'd be a hard pass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:21 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:22 PM (BgPRz)
She seems like the type that would castrate you in your sleep, to curb future overpopulation.
She also seems like the type who only gets turned on at the idea of sending people to death camps.
So yeah, that'd be a hard pass.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November
She should have been the terminator in the new movie.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (AFqcW)
Posted by: torabora at November 08, 2019 10:50 PM (ux+2l)
I'll sue you bastigesis ???
Posted by: Adriane the FORTRAN RULZ Critic ... at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (LPnfS)
She's a casebook example of Cluster B, with maybe a major psychosis as seasoning on top.
She is quite clearly on standard antipsychotic medication, which is rarely or never given to people with genuine autism.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (tJvHx)
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Epstein did not kill himself!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Joey at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mnw at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (Cssks)
Well fuck her anyway. Tired of tolerating this shit.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (BgPRz)
Just imagine if you could get Rev. Spooner, Sam Goldwyn, and Yogi Berra.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: FireHorse at November 08, 2019 11:23 PM (AFqcW)
Remember the Maine!
And to Hell with Spain!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (2B9A/)
Well fuck her anyway. Tired of tolerating this shit.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November
What he said
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: rhomboid at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (QDnY+)
When our boy come home from France, we'll have the hags flung out.
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:26 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Peaches at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (14URa)
Deanna Troi was never attractive!
There is no truth I fear to shout!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (I99aF)
Isn't she already 16? And yet she dresses more like she's 12?
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Growing up is just as much - if not more - an emotional and mental state than it is a physical one. It's been widely acknowledged here that there are quite a few people who are physically adults, but still not grown up.
Posted by: junior at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (Fp6vo)
Fresno CA.
Heads will explode.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 08, 2019 10:27 PM (NgKpN)
I think this meme crosses party lines. We all believe Deep State and/or Hillary had him snuffed. The Left believe Trump had him snuffed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (tJvHx)
But, I do want to make sure, before I go, that you FULLY understand, the last 3 years of "Never Trump" and all the hair on fire, pearl clutching, Demo-crazing, coup raising vomit.... impeachment lies........
will not deter my vote for this man in 2020..and if you think otherwise.........move to Sweden...or maybe Russia or Detroit
and K I S S M Y A S S you anti American perv's
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:25 PM (2B9A/)
DSM-V Axis II cluster B personality disorders. That's where you find histrionic, narcissistic, antisocial and narcissistic personality disorders.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
It is kisstomary to cuss the bride.
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:24 PM (tJvHx)
I think she has the look of someone with a chromosonal abnormality.
Posted by: Ladyl at November 08, 2019 11:28 PM (TdMsT)
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Rudyard Kipling at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (hZxKO)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (+N0R/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:29 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: kbdabear at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (qAR6u)
I think Greta's just a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 08, 2019 11:13 PM (oVJmc)
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Exactly. It doesn't take much of watching to figure her out for she what she is, and it ain't pretty. She may or may not be a dullard of some variety. But I doubt it. And even if she is, most dullards aren't manipulative bullies with sadistic tendencies, which is plainly obvious from watching her for five freaking minutes.
I think people are falling for her bullshit "babe in the woods, with little girl braids and clothes" routine, and I think it's worked for her family's grift for a long time, and that's why she keeps it up.
Remember: she's 16 and a freaking professional actress.
I feel nothing but contempt for the little sociopath.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)
To be fair, a lot of Scandis look that way. Heh.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (tJvHx)
The "fuck you" I feel is toward her parents and everyone whipping the canonization frenzy
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (W7IZQ)
Greta: Pretend you're a hetero white male Christian dead in a gas chamber while I peg your dead body!
New husband: Is that my phone ringing *exit stage left*
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (w3OLr)
https://youtu.be/7RM5p9HPPS0
There is a Plan
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: barbarausa at November
you should have called the cops instead of just watching.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:32 PM (HALdu)
they still married.....yah?
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 10:25 PM (kFkpX)
Gotta keep the spousal privilege.
Posted by: Fox2! at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (MwFQu)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (W7IZQ)
I'll just say, some other night we might dip into the ocean of "Malapropisms" that were scripted for Leo Gorcey of the Dead End Kids. Good material. Largely lost today.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:33 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:34 PM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:34 PM (2B9A/)
https://youtu.be/7RM5p9HPPS0
There is a Plan
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM (xIKXj)
It's nice and all but I'll believe it when I see it. I used to think there was a "plan" but eventually concluded that either a) there never really was one, or b) if there is one, it's pretty shitty.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:35 PM (NWiLs)
but she like ...not Bill now....smiles at breasts and all....
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:35 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (2B9A/)
They're the main cheering section
Posted by: barbarausa at November
whoever! don't just stand there and watch them get molested, no matter how much you paid!
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:37 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:37 PM (f1Vqw)
Instead:
"Check your sperm filter."
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (ymh5s)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:31 PM
.....
Nice.
We can never be reminded enough that there is an on-time God.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 08, 2019 11:38 PM (7hE48)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Insom -> a fount of information.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:40 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: ALICE CLARK at November 08, 2019 11:40 PM (JLNub)
May already be in pass-around mode. Haunted gaunt look, and all that.
It would certainly explain all that anger, not to mention How Dare You.
And there's nothing I put past those people.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 08, 2019 11:10 PM (oRpiG)
You are probably right. Climate hysteria is a Left-driven cult, and we have seen how many pedos there are on the Left.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:41 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
Yup. I would insert my warp core in her plasma manifold something something tachyons.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (2B9A/)
Oh ye noble tons of soil!
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:43 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:42 PM (SfYbS)
I'd reverse her polaron field.
And then reverse it again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Unpredictable. Abrupt.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (LxqES)
It's off to work we go.
Epstein did not kill himself,
Hi-ho, hi-ho!
The seaweed is always greener,
In somebody else's lake
You tell me that Epstein self-whacked
I say that's a big mistake.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Sod buster at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (Bf3hj)
In a bang, with the gang. I'm back in black
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (BgPRz)
Yeah, looks like a Disney kid who's about one bump of coke away from twerking and going to jail for DWI.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (tJvHx)
Let me guess, her egg donor
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November
so her next interview is with Maury?
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)
Adults, agree completely, fucking open fire on them.
Kids? Especially female kids (I know I am a chauvinist asshole) it's different.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (2B9A/)
And then reverse it again.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
You're a wild man.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
Yeah, just her mom.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:46 PM (tJvHx)
Dude, nobody wants to see that twerk, ever.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zombie Bogart at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (JLNub)
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (LxqES)
Your Moron card. Hand it over. "Flanders Fields" was written by John McCrae. And I think it's a little tacky to use that poem in a meme, however funny and to the point, this close to November 11.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Nightwatch c123's in the TAC light at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (kFkpX)
without faith I wouldn't be able to make it.
what have you got to lose except your misery?
your pride?
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 08, 2019 11:47 PM (SfYbS)
It's a burden.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:48 PM (2B9A/)
No one wanted to see Lena Dunham naked, either, but that didn't stop her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)
Thank you, good sir! You captured my thoughts exactly.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows EDKH at November 08, 2019 11:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 08, 2019 11:50 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Right Said Zaid, esq. at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)
It could have been worse. It could have been 'Girls: with special Guest star Helen Thomas!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 08, 2019 11:44 PM (aA3+G)
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Good perspective.
And I have a lot of empathy for kids in general, and especially disabled ones. But Greta sets off every single alarm I have. I don't think she's disabled, except spiritually.
Look in those nasty little eyes. She's sizing up every person she looks at for which play to run. She's not even good at hiding it. She'll get more refined and effective as she gets older.
Better to clap her in an iron mask and lock her in a tower.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: barbarausa at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (W7IZQ)
Uber alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Epstein hat sich nicht umgebracht
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
a couple of disney park workers were just arrested on child porn charges.
recently, Thorne discussed openly her sexual abuse at the hands of the highers up at Disney
Disney had a cruise that stopped at Epstein island and went 'diving'
there may be reasons for former disney kids to want to escape into drugs
Posted by: booknlass at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (xIKXj)
Young man, you have hissed all my mystery lectures and tasted your whole worm! You must leave by the town drain.
Posted by: Rev. Spooner at November 08, 2019 11:52 PM (NMAzL)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (HALdu)
Thanks, dude. I'm pretty sure I'm going have a nightmare about this later.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (tJvHx)
I do not remember ever using a sock named "Joey".
I either need an explanation or I gotta stop posting while inebriated on my wife's PC!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (438dO)
Posted by: JT at November 08, 2019 11:53 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)
You are most likely right in this case. I also agree the eyes are pretty... evil looking.
Still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:54 PM (2B9A/)
Pretty much every Disney kid since Walt died has gone down a bad road.
There were one or two that wound up in a sad state while he was still alive, but most of them went on to have normal lives (if not always careers in show business).
Walt kept a fatherly eye on his kids, by all reports.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (tJvHx)
As Fred Sanford once said of Aunt Esther, when she was a little girl, the molesters gave her candy to get out of the car.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (NMAzL)
The ONT Classical Music Interlude
"Forty Reasons to be Cheerful" by Graeme Koehne. The Tasmanian Symphony Orchestra is conducted by Richard Mills.
https://youtu.be/PeYgriRW-EU
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (7rVsF)
Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (HALdu)
A poem lovely as a tree.
A tree whose hungry mouth is prest
Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;
A tree that looks at God all day,
And whispers "Epstein didn't kill himself"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 08, 2019 11:56 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 08, 2019 11:49 PM (tJvHx)
It could have been worse. It could have been 'Girls: with special Guest star Helen Thomas!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
................
And a throuple with Dr. Ruth!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 08, 2019 11:56 PM (438dO)
Posted by: not so at November 08, 2019 11:55 PM (HALdu)
Lot of stuff like that. I am careful about what I rewatch from when I was a kid.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 08, 2019 11:57 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 08, 2019 11:59 PM (BgPRz)
Yup.
Neither killed themselves.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
And they both were given help.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (arJlL)
with the name of the late deceased,
And the epitaph drear: "A Fool lies here
who believed that Epstein really killed himself"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (2B9A/)
Look in those nasty little eyes. She's sizing up every person she looks at for which play to run. She's not even good at hiding it. She'll get more refined and effective as she gets older.
Better to clap her in an iron mask and lock her in a tower.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:51 PM (5aX2M)
End result of calling disabled people 'special'.
Sorry you are disabled, but it does NOT give you some moral authority.
Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:01 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (7rVsF)
It is not a look that should be on a child's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2019 12:02 AM (NWiLs)
Night. Hope you get a nibble on that job application you submitted today.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (2B9A/)
It is not a look that should be on a child's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM (2B9A/)
"Eyes like two pissholes in the snow."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (/sgva)
Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so
Louis Nye was good in that.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:06 AM (arJlL)
It is not a look that should be on a child's face.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:03 AM
If you want to see lifeless eyes on a kid being manipulated by adults for use as a virtue signalling device, just look at that "Desmond is Amazing" Kid.
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)
Streamed it the other day, I was an idiot.
Posted by: not so
Louis Nye was good in that.
Posted by: JT at November
My guess is it was Romy Schneider that was the reason for the fond memories.
Posted by: not so at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (HALdu)
This claims to be her:
https://tinyurl.com/y6ad94cv
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (tJvHx)
Sorry you are disabled, but it does NOT give you some moral authority.
Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder."
Plenty of "special" kids have some heavy comorbidities.
Look at Adam Lanza
Posted by: barbarausa at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (W7IZQ)
Yup.
Neither killed themselves.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
And they both were given help.
Posted by: JT
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How are they different?
Epstein didn't get a lamp post.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:04 AM (arJlL)
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He was no Don Knotts.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (BgPRz)
Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain /
For we're under orders to sail for olde England /
and Epstein did not kill himself.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:09 AM (oRpiG)
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
Then Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (XVuno)
I've seen reports that Disney himself was too interested in little Bobby.
Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:10 AM (xIKXj)
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I DEMAND A RETRACTION!!!
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at November 09, 2019 12:11 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:11 AM (arJlL)
Point taken. They look as smug eyes glowing in the flickering of the ovens...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:12 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:08 AM (LxqES)
Neither did Mussolini.
He and his entourage were shot and then hanged from a gas station marquee by their heels.
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:13 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:07 AM (OMsf+)
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That kid is being taken advantage of. He's doing anything he can for approval from his fucked up parents, I don't think he understands much of what's going on beyond that, and I feel genuinely sorry for him. He'll almost certainly die by his own hand or from drugs one day.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:14 AM (5aX2M)
Especially (pun intended) when its a mental disorder.
Posted by: Don Q, self identified Curmudgeon at November 09, 2019 12:00 AM (NgKpN)
This is about us, isn't it?
Posted by: The DNC at November 09, 2019 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:13 AM (1glZx)
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Mussolini looked like a side of beef but in some weird way it really worked for Clara Petacci.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:15 AM (XVuno)
BTW, all chaps are assless. Fight me.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:16 AM (BgPRz)
Mussolini looked like a side of beef but in some weird way it really worked for Clara Petacci.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:15 AM (XVuno)
always wear clean underwear, mother used to say. Or at least wear some underwear .
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:17 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: booknlass at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (xIKXj)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:16 AM (BgPRz)
What what, old Chap?
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:19 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mark Shaw at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (aj9ZM)
can you have your pudding if Epstein didn't kill himself?
Oh, and build the Wall.
And fuck Roger "yellow" Waters. WTF is his problem? Asshole!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:20 AM (BgPRz)
You answered your own question.
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:21 AM (Y8PSl)
He and his entourage were shot and then hanged from a gas station marquee by their heels.
Posted by: Kindltot
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Technically, by their ankles.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Eric Ciaremella at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:24 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:25 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:23 AM (5aX2M)
Splash a little mud on her, and she could be an extra in a zombie movie.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:26 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 12:28 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at November 08, 2019 10:41 PM (B+t5k)
Peanut butter!
Posted by: Jasper the dog at November 09, 2019 12:29 AM (JxRMP)
Posted by: Jasper the dog at November 09, 2019 12:29 AM (JxRMP)
Once the leaves realize that people are willing to blow them, they'll always show up at the door.
Just like anybody else.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:30 AM (arJlL)
So one day I sent an email to her asking for help on something I was a bit embarrassed to be bothering her with. I began by typing "I know you are very busy, but..." and then described what I needed help with. But Thank God I proofread the message before pressing send...
If you look at your keyboard you will notice that the T and the Y are right next to each other, so instead of typing Y, it is easy to type TY, turning BUSY into BUSTY.
As a pilot, I have read a number of stories about engine failures in twin-engine aircraft where the flight crew panicked, and shut down the GOOD engine, with tragic results! And similarly, when I saw to my horror what I had typed, I meant to backspace to correct it, but instead pressed... SEND.
Neither of us ever spoke of it, and I assumed she had missed the typo. Until the day of my retirement party several years later, when she showed a slide presentation of my accomplishments, finishing with the email from hell! But she had assumed I didn't even realize I had sent it! Courageously, I had to admit to having committed the "wrong engine" error, and everyone had a huge laugh. Need I mention that she had a great sense of humor?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2019 12:31 AM (O+yvk)
Posted by: Cicero
Apparently, he didn't get script approval, either.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:32 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:32 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:33 AM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:34 AM (5aX2M)
Also:
I shot the sheriff, but Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Bert G at November 09, 2019 12:34 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:35 AM (ykL1t)
FTFY
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:38 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:39 AM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:35 AM (ykL1t)
'Dildo dogs'. Ha! I see a great marketing name for a dirty water dog cart in San Francisco.
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:40 AM (Y8PSl)
Like make Indie films.
Kaydara
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=KcghHlE_cbk
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:41 AM (1glZx)
Y- cladde in mightie armes, and silver shielde,
Wherein old dints of wounds war deepe and wyde:
Epstein did not commit suicide.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 12:41 AM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Don Vito Corleone at November 09, 2019 12:42 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2019 12:43 AM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at November 09, 2019 12:43 AM (e1mEI)
Not that it makes any difference to the muzzies in Malmo.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:44 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:45 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (BgPRz)
Next morning they announced that they found him dead of an aneurism in a hotel room out of town business trip.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 12:47 AM (ykL1t)
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I'll bet the funeral was a hoot.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:22 AM (LxqES)
Yes, if one wants to be pedal-dantic
Posted by: Kindltot at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (1glZx)
......
Hilarious.
It had all the components of a great story, humor, a surprise ending, 2 women both with large breasts.
Timeless.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (iIUKh)
Posted by: NCKate at November 09, 2019 12:52 AM (rx1QH)
I'd like to think there's still Iceback hope. Speaking as a Saxon Norsky.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:53 AM (BgPRz)
My God, you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore abed,
And Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 12:53 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)
Anal gazing. It's a thing.
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:54 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:54 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: NCKate
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Greta sails in, temperatures drop. We won't set a record in A'ville tonight, that would be 19 deg., but it's now 27 deg. and dropping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 12:56 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:49 AM (BgPRz)
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 12:57 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 12:57 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)
Well, Scoldilocks comes from the land of the ice and snow so . . . .
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)
Brandy walks through a silent town
And loves a man who's not around
She still can hear him say
"Epstein didn't kill himself."
Posted by: Looking Glass at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)
And you wonder why we plot to kill you.
Posted by: Cats Everywhere at November 09, 2019 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 12:55 AM (LxqES)
It's warmer here in my sector of Alberta. Still above freezing. It was raining lightly earlier this evening. Snow has dropped a lot. The areas I did with the snow blower are bare grass 100%. The areas not snow-blown vary from thinly snow-covered to bare.
I did not work on the Panhard today, other than to put air into its
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 01:01 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 12:58 AM (iIUKh)
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One laser pointer could have turned that UN speech into an entirely different event.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (5aX2M)
Several years ago the Conservatives got elected in Ontario and the unions all got together to have Days of Action, invariably on the coldest damn days ever. For eight years. Not much of a clue there.
Of course the weather in some parts of Canada is ten months of snow and two moths of hard sledding.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (ykL1t)
.....
**snort**
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2019 01:02 AM (iIUKh)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at November 09, 2019 01:04 AM (oRpiG)
She looks like such a happy child in so many of her photos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:04 AM (2B9A/)
impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for
the most part.
Come on people, discuss !!
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)
impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for
the most part.
Come on people, discuss !!
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)
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Well, Milena Velba sure seemed to exude confidence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)
There's two things needed in Canada; more beer and wider roads.
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at November 09, 2019 01:08 AM (XVuno)
A good example.
Ewa Sonnet is another.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:09 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:10 AM (ykL1t)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:11 AM (BgPRz)
One thing I have noticed: Women who have impressive racks (the real
impressive edifices) are really not that self conscious about them, for
the most part.
Come on people, discuss !!
Posted by: Lord Percy etc at November 09, 2019 01:05 AM (ykL1t)
For the most part, yeah, but I find that the ones with the big real ones sometimes complain about them, and the ones with the fake big ones sometimes want you to test them for accuracy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose under heaven.
A time of love, a time of hate
A time for indoors, a time for outside
But no time for Epstein to commit suicide
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)
Granted. The naturally supremely gifted have to bear the burden (so to speak.)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:13 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:14 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:12 AM (9Om/r)
If you can touch them, they're real (enough).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 01:14 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (5aX2M)
His old woman's feet seldom touched on the shore.
For while on the deeps of employ she'd no lack,
Relieving all hands on the flat of her back.
Chorus:
Hey, nonny-nonny-o!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
Epstein didn't kill himself!*
All belay!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:15 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Aetius
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Gravitational attraction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 01:17 AM (LxqES)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 09, 2019 01:17 AM (LxqES)
They certainly draw things in.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:18 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:19 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:19 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:21 AM (BgPRz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 09, 2019 01:21 AM (tJvHx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 09, 2019 01:22 AM (2B9A/)
On a final note, I've been laughing all week about EDKH.
But - no shit - the HotAir paywall is even funnier.
How in blue blazes does Salem think that can work?
Every time I think about some tool breaking out the plastic for MOAR ALLAHPUNDIT I start laughing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:23 AM (5aX2M)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (RU4sa)
But - no shit - the HotAir paywall is even funnier.
How in blue blazes does Salem think that can work?
Every time I think about some tool breaking out the plastic for MOAR ALLAHPUNDIT I start laughing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 09, 2019 01:23 AM (5aX2M)
TepidAir isn't worth reading for free. Complete narcissism if they think their words are worth hard cash money.
Posted by: RickZ at November 09, 2019 01:25 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:27 AM (RU4sa)
It was on the good ship Venus,
My God, you should have seen us,
The figurehead was a whore abed,
And Epstein didn't kill himself.
on the good ship lollipop
it's a short trip as from the bed you drop
and strangle yourself
unlike Epstein who didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2019 01:27 AM (kf5Ci)
Jeepers !
Her boobs should have their own zip code !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (arJlL)
Yud, HammerFall is awesome. They stuck around for photos and
autographs. My son met them, got a pic, tshirt signed by all, Oscar
joked with him about learning bass. Totally stoked!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:06 AM (BgPRz)
Hammerfall is great. I'm a little partial to their older stuff, but I do like the newer/newish guitar player's style. They are cool people, I talked to the other guitar player for like 2 hours about guitar amps and gear one night, because they made a switch from Engl to marshall amps ( I'm partial to the Engl sound they had), and I was curious what he thought since he joined right around the time of the amp switch. He gave me the entire run down of his rig. Actually, I was trying to find out if they made him play through those frigging Marshall JVMs. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH
I hear ya.
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:31 AM (arJlL)
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92523
Love this:
"The spineless government in Mexico City caved, proclaiming their intent to win this internal war with the cartels with hugs -- I kid you not. When our president offered to deploy American forces to assist Mexico's war against the cartels, the socialist head of government rebuffed that offer while deploring the term "war" to describe the status quo."
Hugs.
Defeating deadly drug cartels with...hugs.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Cowboyneal at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (U2zo0)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 09, 2019 01:34 AM (zRL84)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:37 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:38 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 01:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:39 AM (N3HLf)
Ali Alexander
@ali
Asian overstayers and South American border jumpers. Let's be Fact Based.
White and Black "Legacy America" must be protected! Lots of "agendas."
=========
Interesting.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 09, 2019 01:41 AM (13CQC)
Defeating deadly drug cartels with...hugs.
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 01:32 AM (RU4sa)
I'm thinking he sealed his fate with that one. Sooner or later we will have to invade.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 09, 2019 01:41 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:45 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Dr. Sardonicus at November 09, 2019 01:47 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:48 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)
Flame away Moron Horde
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (XgGMK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:51 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 01:52 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2019 01:53 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:54 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: klaftern at November 09, 2019 01:54 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:56 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 01:58 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:01 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:02 AM (zo4+n)
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:06 AM (NMAzL)
Flame away Moron Horde
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (XgGMK)
You know, it really doesn't matter. He was a high-value prisoner, awaiting trial, in a supposedly secure facility. He had previously "attempted" suicide, and had been placed on suicide watch. With that kind of history, he should have been under direct observation 24/7. The guards and the warden had ONE job, and they failed to do it. Leaving a potentially suicidal prisoner unsupervised, with faulty cameras, and all, is tantamount to murder. It's negligent homicide.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:06 AM (/sgva)
The writing is on my anus: Epstein didn't kill himself.
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:08 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 01:50 AM (N3HLf)
That is a hard thing to deal with. I hope your hubby has a successful outcome! Agree that his commercial driving career is likely over. And maybe that's for the best. A stressful job, I'm sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:09 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:10 AM (XgGMK)
I'm getting enough of these Peloton ads. This thing is some sort of cult, I tell you.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at November 09, 2019 02:10 AM (NMAzL)
Posted by: Hope Solo at November 09, 2019 02:08 AM (NMAzL)
That is not the 'roid you were looking for.
Posted by: Obi Wan Sonobi at November 09, 2019 02:11 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:12 AM (XgGMK)
Posted by: A cheese and fried bologna sammich at November 09, 2019 02:13 AM (vqIkG)
Not trolling.
Would not do that sort of thing here.
Practically holy ground.
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:15 AM (XgGMK)
Trolling for fun?
Posted by: A cheese and fried bologna sammich at November 09, 2019 02:13 AM (vqIkG)
Not trolling; just being contrarian. Like I said in 547, it doesn't really matter, the watch on him was so slack that suicide or murder are both equally possible, and their job was to keep him alive for the trial, and for interrogation.
They. Fucked. Up. Fucked up so badly, it almost had to be deliberate. A perfect storm of fuckuppery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:17 AM (/sgva)
Posted by: Fred at November 09, 2019 02:19 AM (lQz2T)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
For all that he went through, he was able to get his C-DL back after the 1st time, and after the renewal process for his fed med card over the past few weeks, I don't think he will even want to try. And yes, definitely for everyone's safety, it will be for the best.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:20 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (zo4+n)
Just going with my gut.
Sorry if it seemed like I was trying to atagonize.
Just figured such a position would bring down the flaming wrath oh the horde.
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (XgGMK)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 02:25 AM (bmdz3)
Just going with my gut.
Sorry if it seemed like I was trying to atagonize.
Just figured such a position would bring down the flaming wrath oh the horde.
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:21 AM (XgGMK)
Not to worry. I really doubt that all the Morons and 'Ettes parroting the EDKH mantra seriously believe it was murder. But propagating the meme serves a purpose: perhaps it will galvanize the DOJ into doing a proper investigation of how it was possible for Epstein to go unwatched for long enough for either scenario to play out. Heads should roll, and not just firings; criminal charges against warden and guards.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:26 AM (/sgva)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:28 AM (/sgva)
547, it doesn't really matter, the watch on him was so slack that
suicide or murder are both equally possible, and their job was to keep
him alive for the trial, and for interrogation.
They. Fucked. Up. Fucked up so badly, it almost had to be deliberate. A perfect storm of fuckuppery.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 09, 2019 02:17 AM (/sgva)----
never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by stupidity.
this was arrogance, nothing more.
Posted by: redc1c4 at November 09, 2019 02:28 AM (v9rtm)
It's not like a bunch of others troll for a bit of fun. I have no problem with it. Some don't know how to take a joke though and over react.
Posted by: Where for art though Man named Dalton? at November 09, 2019 02:29 AM (vqIkG)
Youngest son lives at home, so we can tag team husband not being alone til they get the seizures figured out. Weekends will be the most difficult.
However, my siblings and their families will definitely need to step up with mom.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:31 AM (N3HLf)
Posted by: Hillary at November 09, 2019 02:33 AM (yaS4s)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 09, 2019 02:35 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Jean at November 09, 2019 02:36 AM (B7KlG)
Criminal might be more accurate.
Mods, I will never troll AOSHQ.
As it is I promote AOS on that slutty site called Twitter where Ace used to slum like Sherlock in the opium dens.
You are good people and I wish you well.
Have a good weekend, but not so good you wind up on Live PD.
Posted by: SuberE at November 09, 2019 02:38 AM (XgGMK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 02:38 AM (N3HLf)
There is a switch that turns a Glock handgun into an automatic weapon. Glock does not make such things. They are coming from China and they are very, very illegal. Adding this switch gives the user an automatic weapon, yes, but it also violates the Federal Firearms Law. There appear to be a lot of them here already.
https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=92507
Posted by: SMH at the way EDKH at November 09, 2019 02:40 AM (RU4sa)
Posted by: XPD at November 09, 2019 02:51 AM (JjNlG)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 02:53 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Guam tipper at November 09, 2019 02:56 AM (FsgBK)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 02:56 AM (AgPAq)
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at November 09, 2019 03:01 AM (QU+qf)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:04 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Sue at November 09, 2019 03:05 AM (az/3o)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:07 AM (AgPAq)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:11 AM (AgPAq)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 03:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: raimondo at November 09, 2019 03:07 AM (AgPAq)
.....................
Calm down bitch boy.
Posted by: Sue at November 09, 2019 03:15 AM (az/3o)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2019 03:28 AM (ycWCI)
Typical. Lol.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at November 09, 2019 03:29 AM (ycWCI)
It's hilarious - all these leftists are claiming that Russia has a "May Day" parade, which hasn't occurred since the fall of the Soviet Union.
It's the Victory Day parade on May 9th, to celebrate the defeat of Nazi Germany that is being celebrated.
Anyone remotely familiar with present-day Russia would know the difference, but leftists are pig-ignorant.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 09, 2019 03:41 AM (I2/tG)
He's responsive, doesn't remember it happening. I'm heading back to my mom's, will be back here early for dr's rounds.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 04:16 AM (jDAVE)
When you can say
C'mon let's head for the kitchen
'Cause the coffee just finished brewing
[ ] EKH
[X] EDKH
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 04:44 AM (9WcJw)
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
and Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Publius Redux at November 09, 2019 04:51 AM (yzU63)
Only been cat napping, might as well just get up
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:05 AM (ZCEU2)
I don't know poetry at all unless it's in, say, pre 80's - post 50's, tunes.
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:05 AM (9WcJw)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:06 AM (9WcJw)
Posted by: Detective Arlo at November 09, 2019 05:09 AM (0N0JL)
Gaze into my anus. You're getting sleepy, very sleepy....
BrrrrrrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP !
Posted by: JT at November 09, 2019 05:12 AM (arJlL)
I needed one more care to make my night
A lady up ahead waved to flag me down
She got in at the light
Oh where ya headed to, my lady blue
It's a shame you ruined your gown in the rain
She just looked out the window
She said Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (9WcJw)
Across the U.S.A
Then everybody'd be surfin'
Like Californi-a
You'd see them wearing their baggies
Huarachi sandals too
A bushy bushy blond hairdo
Epstein didn't kill himself
Posted by: Skrapheap at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (Mp7lu)
I'm back at my mom's. She's confused with all the disruption. My daughter got here before i left, and i just sent her home.
What a night.
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 05:15 AM (Z/jzm)
587 Trump and putin can sing the international together on may day in moscow!
It's the "Internationale", asshat. You know fuckall about fucknothing. Go wash your Cheetos-dusted hands, bathe and change into clean clothes, find something purposeful to do with your life and get your whiny and ignorant ass out of here.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:16 AM (Y75K9)
In 4th grade the teacher read that to us before leaving every day so at one point I had it memorized
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:18 AM (9WcJw)
599 was directed to ray-ray, not ARC.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:20 AM (Y75K9)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:22 AM (9WcJw)
Greta the Climate Golem is a contagious virus who ought to be quarantined, forcibly placed on a plane and escorted back to Sweden.
There was a reason for asylums back in their day. We have forgotten that, to our great peril.
Posted by: George Stephanopoulos is an Unbiased Urinalist! Now You Tell One! at November 09, 2019 05:24 AM (Y75K9)
Bernie is joining into this, they really are one world government, workers of the world unite crap.
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Man, does that bring back memories.
Komop sumnida Mr Michael L Branam
I never made silk purse by our standards, but you sure started with a sow's ear with me.
And when I moved back home, an instructor who asked me to help him teach his students to fight couldn't put a shodan, then nidan, belt cast enough.
I was 50 and making his late 20's, early 30's nidans and sandans, look really bad.
All,,, because,,, of,,, you.
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:33 AM (9WcJw)
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:36 AM (9WcJw)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:39 AM (ZCEU2)
Sort of messed up right knee a bit, digging in garden of all things, and had to stop with him.
It was my kick drum knee, you see, and...
Posted by: teej at November 09, 2019 05:43 AM (9WcJw)
Posted by: My life is insanity at November 09, 2019 05:43 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:44 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:47 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:48 AM (UUkQp)
Nothing less should be expected of the major broadcast networks. They are acting openly and directly against the interests of the national community.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:49 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 09, 2019 05:49 AM (cqNba)
powerlineblog.com/the week-in-pictures epstein meme edition
https://tinyurl.com/y67rmx4j
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at November 09, 2019 05:52 AM (ZCEU2)
No, it's a metaphysical certainty that Epstein did not kill himself, he was murdered, more than likely by the former cop, turned murderer, turned prison assassin, who was for some strange reason selected as Epstein's cell mate.
Fun fact:
High value prisoners do not get cell mates, let alone murdererers for cell mates.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 09, 2019 05:55 AM (FwIn+)
Posted by: Eromero at November 09, 2019 05:56 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at November 09, 2019 06:01 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Ben Had at November 09, 2019 06:03 AM (CSvq/)
Not sure he believed me when I explained what happened. It was the damndest thing.
Posted by: Common Tater at November 09, 2019 07:58 AM (bIS0g)
Posted by: Kurt at November 09, 2019 08:08 AM (RR3qY)
But the Secret sits in the center, and knows,
Epstein didn't kill himself.
"The Secret Sits"
By Robert Frost
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 09, 2019 12:04 PM (O+yvk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at November 09, 2019 05:25 PM (zZbCU)
I think people are falling for her bullshit "babe in the woods, with little girl braids and clothes" routine, and I think it's worked for her family's grift for a long time, and that's why she keeps it up.
Remember: she's 16 and a freaking professional actress.
I feel nothing but contempt for the little sociopath.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 08, 2019 11:30 PM (5aX2M)
My guess that a lot of her "medical" symptoms is how she manipulates her parents back while the manipulate her for political reasons.
Posted by: Oldcat at November 09, 2019 06:36 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Brown Line at November 09, 2019 08:54 PM (S6ArX)
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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)