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Ahoy, Katie: Website Claims That Two-Thirds of the Katie Hill Power Thruple Posted Ad on "cruiseshipmingle.com" Offering "Swap" Either of the "Soft" or "Full" Varieties

Cruise ships are a great place to find men to spend time with your wife, I hear from other quaters.


California Globe received a tip, with attached photo screen shots of Hill and her husband Kenny Helsep showing that they had a profile on www.cruiseshipmingle.com, a website used by people going on a cruise to hook up sexually. The link for Cruise Ship Mingle says it “specializes in connecting Cruise Goers for amazing Cruise Hookups, Cruise Sex, Cruise Dating, Cruise Swinging & Other Cruise fun adventures.”

Hill and Helsep’s ad page is listed as Angelbutt-123, and says....

Angelbutt-123. Perfect.


“We are a freaky fun-loving couple looking for another freaky couple for some HOT, Steamy and Kinky encounters on our cruise to Mexico in February 2018. We have another female friend of ours joining us and adding another couple or a decent guy or a woman will make this Cruise an experience to remember. We are ok with soft or full swap in the same or in a different room. If interested send us a message."

Screenshot of a picture of the swap-happy couple (two thirds of the thruple) at the link, as well as a screenshot of the ad.

California Globe says:

We checked out the latest tip and saw for ourselves the cruise line advertisement.

Now, they say they saw this, but I can't see it-- I can find a site called cruiseshipmingle.com, but when I search for "Angelbutt" or "Angelbutt-123," it says there are no responses to that search.

It's possible that the ad was deleted. Clicking on California Globe's link leads to this 404 page.

It's also possible it doesn't exist, and that this is a prank.

Another possibility is that someone else posted it, as a dirty trick to weaken Hill.

Now, I have some suspicions about which of those is true, but I can't verify any of this myself.

The article points out that the Daily Mail had previously reported that two-thirds of the thruple seemed to be active on "swinger" forums.

Sources revealed Hill and Heslep also posted Hill's naked photos online in 2016 under a thread called 'WouldYouF**kMyWife' and 'wifesharing'

Again: Ahoy.


🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢 🚢

Thanks to Mark1971, who spends a lot more time on cruise ship swinger forums than I think is strictly necessary.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:35 PM




Comments

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1 Evening!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Boom!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

3 More pron!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 07:36 PM (Vy7tf)

4 Nooded!

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Y4EXg)

5 Someone tell Emma Watson....

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Vy7tf)

6 Do these people get tired of being walking stereotypes?

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

7
I sensed this poat.

What have you got to say now, garrett, hmmmm?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (aRPuE)

8 Damn, almost first.

I knew as soon as I posted in the other thread, Ace would willow it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (cfSRQ)

9


Do my Powers frighten you?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (aRPuE)

10
How isn't Katie Hill ahead 50 points, you ask?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (sy5kK)

11 Anyone search that site for Capt Bills cruise?

Posted by: Jean at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (1nXyh)

12 Love you, Ace.

A gentle request. Could we have a Veterans Day thread next?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

13 I get the feeling that the hubby was less eager for this stuff than drunken Hill. Which makes him the bad guy of course.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (KZzsI)

14 Nothing quite like squat rot and sea sickness at the same time.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (+0AKE)

15 Well damn, Emma could be a threesome one of them thar boat rides.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:38 PM (Fxgkp)

16 I guess this is the Navy thread.


Happy Veterans Day to you all, especially those who served or are serving. God's blessing be upon you and keep you from all harm.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

17 Well, it appears Hill had literally nothing to hide.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (WEBkv)

18 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

19 The Love Boooooat ...

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (ZLI7S)

20 It has long been theorized that the compromising photos were posted online by Hill herself, not as revenge porn.

The "revenge" part was that he told people where to find them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)

21 Sorry, but her butt just ain't all that.

I guess she likes things in it, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

22 What are "soft" and "full" swaps?

Posted by: abbynormal at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (I849g)

23 The midnight buffet just got tastier.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (Fxgkp)

24 As if I needed another reason never to set foot on an ocean going vessel again. The thought of ugly people having ugly sex in my tiny cabin before me is just icing on the cake.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+0AKE)

25 I know there's a Navy/Marine Corps joke in the Love Boat meme somewhere.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

26 Maybe ol' Hermione needs to partner her bad self with a swingers' cruise.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (x7OgJ)

27 I have heard stories the crew of the ship is happy to oblige any lonely women

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (ZCEU2)

28 Hell sniffy, they want to have it with you in there.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (Fxgkp)

29 Who wouldn't want someone to represent their interests in Congress who can't keep their marriage vows sacred? I'm sure she fit right in.

#WASTF because the Giant Progressive Election Machine keeps propping up Progressives with no values and no principles.

And who hate their constituency with a passion. Elitist pricks...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (HaL55)

30 Angelbutt and Herpes at your service!

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (0GvUH)

31 I guess this is the Navy thread.


Happy Veterans Day to you
all, especially those who served or are serving. God's blessing be upon
you and keep you from all harm.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

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Let's see - sexual debasement at sea.

Yep, perfect for a Navy thread.

For the Air Force thread we'll discuss golf and which airline has the best health benefits and pension plan.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

32 As if I needed another reason never to set foot on an ocean going vessel again. The thought of ugly people having ugly sex in my tiny cabin before me is just icing on the cake.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (+0AKE)


Do NOT bring a black light with you.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:41 PM (Zz0t1)

33 To my fellow Vets, and everyone who supports them.

Happy Veterans Day!

/SALUTE

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (NgKpN)

34 I don't think I want to know what soft and full swaps are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (r+sAi)

35 I like getting freaky myself.

Posted by: Emma Guru at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (Tnijr)

36 Press had the info and contacted Hill about it and they deleted the ad, but never responded back to the press, so they've run it out of spite to how dare they not acknowledge the importance of journalism.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (Z7lwY)

37 I can't share a planet with perverts like this anymore.

They are utterly insane.

Posted by: RKae at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (DQebX)

38 I know there's a Navy/Marine Corps joke in the Love Boat meme somewhere.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

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Sailors invented sex.

Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (cfSRQ)

39 I did a reverse___ search of cruiseshipmingle.com for Cap'n Biff Kristol and found an ad by someone named Devilbutt-123.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (WqPYg)

40 We're going from one extreme to another: self-partnering to this Rubik's cube of hijinks. Me dizzy.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (x7OgJ)

41
I get the feeling that the hubby was less eager for this stuff than drunken Hill. Which makes him the bad guy of course.


He sure knows how to pick 'em, just like the imbeciles who voted for her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (HaL55)

42 I don't think I want to know what soft and full swaps are.
Soft swap: various things, but no intercourse.
Full swap: Full Monty.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (oVJmc)

43 What the he'll is wrong with these people?

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (xmKbk)

44
This is how pathetic the GOP is -- this listing existed while she was running for Congress and yet the stupid useless Republicans couldn't be bothered to vet this freak.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (aRPuE)

45 Cap'n Bill approves and reminds you that Donald Trump is too vulgar for polite society.
AHOY!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (MIvvh)

46 Happy Veterans Day to all who have served.

And yuge hugs to my fellow less than 1%er family members who prayed and waited for our loved ones to come home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

47 Thanks to Mark1971, who spends a lot more time on cruise ship swinger forums than I think is strictly necessary.


_______



He's taking one for the team, Ace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (WqPYg)

48 A MILLION TIMES THIS^^^^^ Someone should tweet that to Meggie Mac.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
--------------

From the previous thread: Jane, I believe Iowahawk dropped the hammer on Meggy Mac, because Meggy was going off about adultery and how it was wrong, blah blah and Iowahawk pointed out to Meggy that without adultery, she wouldn't have been born.

If I had a way to search Twits, I'd see if I could find it.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (WEBkv)

49 The only Hookup that Bill Kristol ever made on his cruise was with Herve Villechaize.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (V2Yro)

50 Take me across the water, cause i need someones wife to ride. I done the rancher and her daughter, and I shore did chap her hide...
do do do do

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (Fxgkp)

51 'Soft swap: various things, but no intercourse'

So, not sex.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (Tnijr)

52 I'm gonna be all judgy and say ewww

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (G546f)

53 The Love Boooooat ...
Posted by: JackStraw

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Ernie Anderson was the voice actor that did that work. Those in the Cleveland TV market knew him before that as "Ghoulardi" - horror host with a beatnik persona on Friday nights on Chan 8. Terrific skits and shorts. Lit stuff on fire (almost burning down the studio), made unmerciful fun of local news hosts and all-around tomfoolery. Great stuff for a pre-teen.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (Y4EXg)

54 A single tattoo on the right side of her mons would be out of balance which indicated that there is a tattoo on the left side of her mons.

We need to know what that tattoo is. It is relevant to the Iron Cross. It could indicate the thought behind the first tattoo.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (iEXgF)

55 Thats how Epstein started out- just saying. Be kind of hard to hang yourself in a small cabin tough...

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (Fxgkp)

56 "Iowahawk pointed out to Meggy that without adultery, she wouldn't have been born. "

That's one mixed up bastard bitch.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (Tnijr)

57 >> 'WouldYouF**kMyWife'


I'd like to buy a Vowel.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (qMLbi)

58 But by all means. We need to keep her in congress because she's a stalwart lawmaker that must be in charge of our daily lives.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

59 At the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the Great War ends. At 5 a.m. that morning, Germany, bereft of manpower and supplies and faced with imminent invasion, signed an armistice agreement with the Allies in a railroad car outside Compiégne, France. The First World War left nine million soldiers dead and 21 million wounded, with Germany, Russia, Austria-Hungary, France, and Great Britain each losing nearly a million or more lives. In addition, at least five million civilians died from disease, starvation, or exposure.

on this day in 1918, WW2 started.

Happy veteran's day from a Cold Warrior with special studies in GW1.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (VcFUs)

60 38 I know there's a Navy/Marine Corps joke in the Love Boat meme somewhere.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

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Sailors invented sex.

Marines were the ones who introduced it to women.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:42 PM (cfSRQ)

Only by introducing them to their Sailor friends.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (NgKpN)

61 The only Hookup that Bill Kristol ever made on his cruise was with Herve Villechaize.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (V2Yro)

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Herve was the dominant one.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

62
I'd like to buy a Vowel.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (qMLbi)


WouldYouFa*kMyWife

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

63 For the Air Force thread we'll discuss golf and which airline has the best health benefits and pension plan.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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Don't zoomies receive a CAR if the cable goes out?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Y4EXg)

64 I have to confess to a decidedly ungentlemanly interest in these activities about which I am just now learning for the first time.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (t2GrG)

65 "Thanks to Mark1971, who spends a lot more time on cruise ship swinger forums than I think is strictly necessary."

I'm the bull, not the cuck.

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (xPl2J)

66 Herve was the dominant one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)


No wonder he killed himself.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

67 "We are a freaky fun-loving couple looking for another freaky couple for
some HOT, Steamy and Kinky encounters on our cruise to Gitmo next year. We are only ok with wearing masks of Trump and his family members -- especially Barron. If interested send us a message." -- StrzokPage-123

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (WqPYg)

68 Happy Veterans Day to all who have served.


Seconded!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (HaL55)

69 Lend me a quater

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 07:47 PM (aKsyK)

70 >>Thanks to Mark1971, who spends a lot more time on cruise ship swinger forums than I think is strictly necessary.


Now THAT is how you Hat Tip.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:47 PM (qMLbi)

71 I'm the bull, not the cuck.
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (xPl2J)


That's what they all say.....

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

72 44
This is how pathetic the GOP is -- this listing existed while she was running for Congress and yet the stupid useless Republicans couldn't be bothered to vet this freak.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (aRPuE)

I've come to believe that the official "republican party" is simply a financial transfer mechanism that facilitates the transference of cash from bribors to bribees. Actual "politics" is just some necessary window dressing to cover the real work being done.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 07:47 PM (V2Yro)

73
Let me guess, the white patriarchy forced her to put those ads on swinger sites to keep wymyn repressed and out of Congress

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (qe+bK)

74 Be with just your own wife? How provincial and quaint.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (q1Pj5)

75 What is the definition of a "soft swap"? Tell me Horde, here in this Safe Space.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (f8ilN)

76 We have a new expression. Move over "sugar tits," make room for "angelbutt."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (PY3qk)

77 I'd like to buy a Vowel.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (qMLbi)

WouldYouFa*kMyWife
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)


Let me see if I have this straight. You asked.. to buy a vowel... and you came up with "a." Is that what you're telling me, because I'm not sure I understand it. Can we go over this again?

Just one more time, please. I'm a little slow.

Posted by: Columbo at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (hku12)

78 Happy veteran's day from a Cold Warrior with special studies in GW1.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (VcFUs)

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Great grandpa spent 11 Nov. 1918 in a trench in the Meuse-Argonne. He was one of the "lucky" guys who got to be in the Army of Occupation, and didn't get home until September 1919.

We have the letters between him and my great-grandmother. Some day I'll publish them. Quite the romance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

79 The Best Part about Surprise Anal on a Cruise Ship?


It's duty free.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (qMLbi)

80 thought I recognized her

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (rpxSz)

81 I mentioned this morning that husband and I were watching our local Veterans Day parade (got to see our son on a WWII vehicle with his VFW saluting the reviewing stand).

As the Third ID band paused before the reviewing stand, and a trumpeter began playing Taps in the 11th minute of the 11th hour of Armistice, a freaking Trayvon wannabe slowly strolled RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TRUMPETER. He clearly knew he was being disrespectful and didn't care.


I thought my husband would have a stroke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (ptqGC)

82 54 A single tattoo on the right side of her mons would be out of balance which indicated that there is a tattoo on the left side of her mons.

We need to know what that tattoo is. It is relevant to the Iron Cross. It could indicate the thought behind the first tattoo.
Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (iEXgF)

Oak leaf cluster?

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (Izzlo)

83 Deep psychological perversion, but other than that a nice guy!
Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:21 PM

See, now, you're not helping. I have been feeling nostalgic for Fantasy Island. I see the Love Boat video up there and start thinking about FI all over again. And you, YOU ! throw in a reference to WHAT? How Dare You!

/Jk/

Anyone know where I can find old eps of Fantasy Island?

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)

84 The Best Part about Surprise Anal on a Cruise Ship?


It's duty free.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (qMLbi)

And you get a double ration of grog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (xPJvm)

85 I've come to believe that the official "republican party" is simply a financial transfer mechanism that facilitates the transference of cash from bribors to bribees. Actual "politics" is just some necessary window dressing to cover the real work being done.
Posted by: Tom Servo


They all need the ending Ole Yeller got at the end of the movie, but with the elan demonstrated in What To Do In Denver When You're Dead.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (VcFUs)

86 Hannity had nikki haley on this afternoon and he played a clip of her SCREAMING "this is not who we are!!" WRT to Trump supposedly not disavowing the KKK for the 1000th time.

Her excuse was pathetic and only reinforced my hardline stance against her.

Do NOT be fooled by this bint.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (aR6C/)

87 Thanks to all the Horde vets

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (G546f)

88 Be with just your own wife? How provincial and quaint.

*rolls eyes and makes a square with fingers*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (HaL55)

89 katie's threwple

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (rpxSz)

90 This is the perfect Veteran's Day post, because watching another man hollow your wife out like a canoe is just like being on the beach on D-Day.

Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (H5knJ)

91 44
This is how pathetic the GOP is -- this listing existed while she was running for Congress and yet the stupid useless Republicans couldn't be bothered to vet this freak.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:43 PM (aRPuE)


Oh so much this.

Ten minutes online would have been well-spent. Then keep mum about this crap until, say, a month before the general election. Then open bomb bay doors, and let it rip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (PY3qk)

92 When the Cruise banner said "Go where noone has gone before" I thought it was a Star Trek Cruise.

Posted by: portlandon at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (+oR7L)

93 >>*rolls eyes and makes a square with fingers*


I know.


Boomers, huh?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (qMLbi)

94 It's not a Love Boat; it's a Fuck Barge.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (/sgva)

95 Read the fine print:

NRO staff need not apply.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (AFSld)

96 Don't zoomies receive a CAR if the cable goes out?

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:46 PM (Y4EXg)

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Only if you're in the AOR.

Another favorite pastime: which locations are the best for "breakdowns."

Did you know Club Med offers the government rate?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (cfSRQ)

97 When the Cruise banner said "Go where noone has gone before" I thought it was a Star Trek Cruise.

No one gets laid on those.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

98 Sorry, but her butt just ain't all that.

I guess she likes things in it, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)


I figure "Angelbutt" is sorta like angel food cake. Overly doughy and hard to chew.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (hku12)

99 Herbert!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (HaL55)

100 Oak leaf cluster?
Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (Izzlo)


2 S's in a lightening bolt type pattern.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (Zz0t1)

101 Soft or Full.

And I thought I knew everything.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (Z+IKu)

102 >>No one gets laid on those.


Only if you cross the International Pon Farr Line.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (qMLbi)

103 They all need the ending Ole Yeller got at the end of the movie, but with the elan demonstrated in What To Do In Denver When You're Dead.
Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (VcFUs)


The difference is Old Yeller didn't deserve it - he was a hero - but all these scum most definitely deserve it, and God knows they're not heroes. They're vermin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (PY3qk)

104 >>>I figure "Angelbutt" is sorta like angel food cake. Overly doughy and hard to chew.


Or the milky white alabaster pastiness blinds you, like the Angel Gabriel heralding the birth of the King.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (AFSld)

105 If I had to venture a guess, I'd say that a "soft swap" is one partner gets banged by someone else, and a "hard swap" is when both partners get banged by someones else

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 07:53 PM (Izzlo)

106


So this bim has thousands of nudes out there, nudes with her smoking a bong, brushing her intern's hair naked, lesboing out, showing off her ass (which isn't bad), spreading her legs and she then says "Hey, I'll run for fucking congress on the whole #metoo thing and attack Trump!"

She's a goddamn moron to never consider what would happen if that shit got out. Oh, she just say "I'm all bisexual." and that's all?

Sheesh, we have stupid idiots running things.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at November 11, 2019 07:53 PM (lg/F7)

107 94 It's not a Love Boat; it's a Fuck Barge.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 07:51 PM (/sgva)


It's a garbage scow.

Where are the Somali pirates when you really need them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:53 PM (PY3qk)

108
I've come to believe that the official "republican party" is simply a financial transfer mechanism that facilitates the transference of cash from bribors to bribees. Actual "politics" is just some necessary window dressing to cover the real work being done.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 07:47 PM (V2Yro)

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The Republican Party is owned lock, stock and barrel by big business. The idea that there is a three legged stool of free marketers, foreign policy hawks and social conservatives was a lie.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (I5LRE)

109 >>>She's a goddamn moron to never consider what would happen if that shit got out. Oh, she just say "I'm all bisexual." and that's all?


It worked for Chris Cuomo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (AFSld)

110 No one gets laid on those.





Only if you cross the International Pon Farr Line.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (qMLbi)

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I've never done sci-fi cons, but I understand that back in the day, they were pretty wild. Nerd girls pretty much got the run of the place. Target-rich environment. One guy told me that you had to wait for a hotel stairwell to open up because they saw constant use.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

111 Try that again because something went terribly wrong....

The only Hookup that Bill Kristol ever made on his cruise was with Herve Villechaize.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 07:44 PM (V2Yro)

Etc. Etc.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (myjNJ)

112
showing that they had a profile on www.cruiseshipmingle.com, a website used by people going on a cruise to hook up sexually.




That ship is captained by Captain Schtupping

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (qe+bK)

113 So this month, soft and full swaps, but still not clear on the definitions. Also learned what "lucky peter" is from Pierre Dilecto thread.


Yikes

Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (nRWPy)

114 Where are the Somali pirates when you really need them?

Nice to know there are some things even they avoid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (HaL55)

115 Alright, its feminist virtue signaling time. Off till the cold light of day takes over again.

Posted by: Uriah Heep at November 11, 2019 07:55 PM (Fxgkp)

116 Where are the Somali pirates when you really need them?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:53 PM (PY3qk)


Isn't this the one time you wish the Somali pirates have full automatic weapons?

Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:55 PM (BiNEL)

117 >>One guy told me that you had to wait for a hotel stairwell to open up because they saw constant use.


Well if the show is split up between two floors, sure.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:55 PM (qMLbi)

118 >>>>Where are the Somali pirates when you really need them?


"Not enough khat in the world." - Mohammad Aidid, probably.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 07:55 PM (AFSld)

119

Speaking of SHIPS....


guess what yesterday was the 44th Anniversary of??

Hint:

That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
And Epstein didn't kill himself



Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (aRPuE)

120 What is the definition of a "soft swap"? Tell me Horde, here in this Safe Space.
Posted by: Ktgreat at November 11, 2019 07:48 PM (f8ilN)


Just guessing, but a hard swap would likely be when the couple swap partners, I'm thinking the soft swap would be only one comes in while both of the first couple "indulge."

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

121 >>Now, they say they saw this, but I can't see it-- I can find a site called cruiseshipmingle.com, but when I search for "Angelbutt" or "Angelbutt-123," it says there are no responses to that search.



Did you search for Pierre Delecto?

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (qMLbi)

122 I'd like to buy a Vowel.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:45 PM (qMLbi)

Bu does she want to be covered with adhesive and velvet lint?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (/sgva)

123 Speaking of SHIPS....


guess what yesterday was the 44th Anniversary of??

Hint:

That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early
And Epstein didn't kill himself


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (aRPuE)


The good ship lollypop?

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Anyone know where I can find old eps of Fantasy Island?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (myjNJ)

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YouTube.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (I5LRE)

125 I figure "Angelbutt" is sorta like angel food cake. Overly doughy and hard to chew.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (hku12)

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C'mon, all the names are total lies. Truth in advertising would have a million variations on Plaingrrll100004

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (cfSRQ)

126 Soft or Full varieties of 'swap'?
The things I learn on this smart military blog.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (ufFY8)

127
Never forget: these are the best among us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (7rVsF)

128 Another favorite pastime: which locations are the best for "breakdowns."

Did you know Club Med offers the government rate?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

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My next door neighbor, retired AF C-130 pilot, did a 3 week repair stand down in Christchurch NZ waiting for a part for one of the turbo-props to be flown in.

It was a for a normal, scheduled maintenance item that that really didn't need to be swapped out until back to home base. The crew had the time of their lives.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4EXg)

129 She's a goddamn moron to never consider what would happen if that shit
got out. Oh, she just say "I'm all bisexual." and that's all?'
________



I'm honestly surprised she hasn't yet gotten a multi-million dollar book deal and guest gig at MSLSD.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 07:57 PM (WqPYg)

130 >>Never forget: these are the best among us.


Nothing's ever gonna keep them down!

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (qMLbi)

131 At an Iowa rally, progressive voters already talk about an Ocasio-Cortez presidency


The fact that Ocasio-Cortez isn't eligible to run for president herself
was news to at least one supporter, Fanny Mandelberger, who came out to
see the congresswoman campaign with Sanders in Des Moines on Saturday
and said she hoped Ocasio-Cortez might "be his running mate."
Mandelberger responded with clear dismay when she was informed of the
law.



Good to know that her supporters are just as smart and informed as she is

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (qe+bK)

132 Thanks MAGA

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (myjNJ)

133 Great grandpa spent 11 Nov. 1918 in a trench in the Meuse-Argonne. He was one of the "lucky" guys who got to be in the Army of Occupation, and didn't get home until September 1919.

We have the letters between him and my great-grandmother. Some day I'll publish them. Quite the romance.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 07:49 PM (cfSRQ)

Grandfather was Artillery in WW1 France.

Father US Navy WW2 and Korea.

Me? US Navy post Viet Nam, but Cold War through Desert Storm and such. USN Retired.

Son did 4 years in the Navy after High School (all he could take I the modern Navy).

Back further? Kin on both sides of the Civil War, but a direct Ancestor in Mosby's Raiders.

Not sure about the War of 1812, although some family Myths say we served there too.

Direct Ancestor at Valley Forge, same name as my Father, and my Son.

We've been here awhile, which is why I get a bit perturbed about this 'nation of immigrants' crap.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (NgKpN)

134 Ten minutes online would have been well-spent. Then keep mum about this crap until, say, a month before the general election. Then open bomb bay doors, and let it rip.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 07:50 PM (PY3qk)


You mean like the feckless GOP could have done in VA with a target rich environment of corrupt deviant law-breaking Dems already in office and running for a second term?

Posted by: Greata Thunderberg knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (BiNEL)

135 I figure "Angelbutt" is sorta like angel food cake. Overly doughy and hard to chew.
------------------------------------

Or the milky white alabaster pastiness blinds you, like the Angel Gabriel heralding the birth of the King.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (AFSld)


Or maybe she got the name from former boxer, Angel Hernandez, also a middleweight, who got his butt whupped a lot.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (hku12)

136 we need Mark, the swap expert, to explain soft and hard swaps to us

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (G546f)

137 Levin keeps screaming ERIC CIARAMELLA, urges his audience to post the name on social media!

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (x7OgJ)

138 Anyone know where I can find old eps of Fantasy Island?
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench

...

We have them all on betamax! I've watched them many a lonely cruise night!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (t2GrG)

139 I think the reason Ace stopped going to CPAC was all the Orgies.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (qMLbi)

140 I asked in an earlier thread if any word from McConnell had been heard about this shampeachment process but got called away by work. I am of the thought that maybe he's just letting the Dems implode in the house and not really signaling anything. I have a very hard time reading him even though he's basing his entire re-election on him supposedly stopping impeachment. It's the very first thing you see on his website. So with that in mind is he waiting to see what these idiots actually come out with? Keeping his powder dry?

I've heard Lindsey Graham say it's DOA but he doesn't get to make that decision. I'm trying to keep a positive thought on all this but the fact that the GOP in its entirety has been an embarrassment at best and flaming catastrophe at worst.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (aR6C/)

141
The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent.

They will fuck their non-husbands in the same room as their husband or different.

You choose because they can't decide.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (/+dbF)

142 Katie Hill is a good example of the earlier thread where everything a woman does gets called 'empowering' and 'stunning and brave' by a certain kind of person. She has those kind of people all over her twitter feed.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

143
Good to know that her supporters are just as smart and informed as she is
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (qe+bK)


They're at a Sanders rally.....to see Ocrazio Cotits speak.

You'd be lucky to find 2 brain cells to rub together in the entire room.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (Zz0t1)

144 My next door neighbor, retired AF C-130 pilot, did a
3 week repair stand down in Christchurch NZ waiting for a part for one
of the turbo-props to be flown in.



It was a for a normal, scheduled maintenance item that that really
didn't need to be swapped out until back to home base. The crew had the
time of their lives.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 11, 2019 07:57 PM (Y4EXg)

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If you're interested in more 'war stories,' check out my brilliantly written and tragically underselling "Three Weeks With the Coasties," based on my time with the Coast Guard during the Deepwater Horizon oil spill.

All sorts of fun and games. Quick read and funny! Buy ten copies just to be safe.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

145 >>>I think the reason Ace stopped going to CPAC was all the Orgies.


Guy Benson's continual come-ons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (AFSld)

146 I'm honestly surprised she hasn't yet gotten a multi-million dollar book deal and guest gig at MSLSD.

Patience, young Padiwan learner. She will be richly rewarded for her hypocrisy. She was all up in Kav's shit about the false allegations.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (HaL55)

147 Was Eric Ciaramella on the Sex Barge?

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (x7OgJ)

148 That ship is captained by Captain Schtupping
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (qe+bK)

LOL!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (/sgva)

149 Katie Hill is a good example of the earlier thread where everything a woman does gets called 'empowering' and 'stunning and brave' by a certain kind of person. She has those kind of people all over her twitter feed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)


She's the reason Amazon was selling "Daddy's little slut" gear.

Posted by: Sponge at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (Zz0t1)

150 My Grandpa Charlie, who died before my parents even met, served in the Battle of the Argonne Forest and was awarded the Croix de Guerre, which hangs in a hallway in my house.

Our son followed in a long line of military men, from the Revolution up.

So proud, and so sad that so few care to serve, or even know anyone who's served.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

151 >>Guy Benson's continual come-ons.


'Whose dog is licking my...


Oh, Jesus Christ Guy!'

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (qMLbi)

152 132 Thanks MAGA
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (myjNJ)

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FantasyIslandTV is the Youtuber

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (I5LRE)

153 >>>Or maybe she got the name from former boxer, Angel Hernandez, also a middleweight, who got his butt whupped a lot.


He has an Iron Cross near his privates too?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Eric Salmonella Didn't Kill Himself at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (AFSld)

154 >>>I think the reason Ace stopped going to CPAC was all the Orgies.

Didn't he carry pudding cups?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

155 We've been here awhile, which is why I get a bit perturbed about this 'nation of immigrants' crap.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 07:58 PM (NgKpN)

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I have a direct ancestor who was captured by the Indians and burned alive in what is now Ohio in 1782. There's a monument to him.

Some folks have been here for a while.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (cfSRQ)

156 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A FULL SWAP IS SURPRISE ANAL!!

Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBUBERR at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (QCc6B)

157 That ship is captained by Captain Schtupping
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (qe+bK)

LOL!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (/sgva)

Holy shit that's funny!

Consider this stoled.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (xPJvm)

158 In seriousness, do these people make any attempt to verify if these random hookup partners have diseases or not?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (t2GrG)

159 Katie Hill is a good example of the earlier thread where everything a woman does gets called 'empowering' and 'stunning and brave' by a certain kind of person. She has those kind of people all over her twitter feed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)


Where in reality she's a slut, and probably a disease-ridden one at that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (PY3qk)

160
113 So this month, soft and full swaps, but still not clear on the definitions. Also learned what "lucky peter" is from Pierre Dilecto thread.


Yikes

Posted by: dagny at November 11, 2019 07:54 PM (nRWPy)



I'm gonna guess that soft and full is something like just banging the other dude's wife while in the same room vs banging in completely different rooms.

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (Z7lwY)

161 Hill's thoughts, to the extent she thought it out, was MAD: mutually assured destruction. Everyone had as much to lose as her. But scorned spouses already feel like their lives have been burned to the ground and they have nothing to lose. Otherwise, she'd still be banging staffers as we speak.

Posted by: David French at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (H5knJ)

162 I'LL SHOW YOU, DADDY

Posted by: strong, brave and fiercely independent WOMYN SLUT WHORE at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (/+dbF)

163 Not that I care enough to research it, I don't, but what did she do to make a living before she was elected? I'm guessing some phyla of lawyer would fit.

Posted by: Utility muffin at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ldmQR)

164 Hmmm. GF has been telling me that I need to get my passport so that we can go on a cruise together . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (q1Pj5)

165 Throuble Marines

Posted by: Emma at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (JFO2v)

166 sock removal post

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (H5knJ)

167 >>>I think the reason Ace stopped going to CPAC was all the Orgies.





Guy Benson's continual come-ons.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (AFSld)

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Allahpundit wouldn't take no for an answer, and Ace feared surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)

168 From bing
"Soft swapping can encompass a wide range of activities, from kissing, to fondling and for some couples, even oral sex with one or more people outside the couple. Simply put, soft swapping means that there is no actual penetration with outside people.'

Posted by: Anon at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (HJjnM)

169 C'mon, sing along!

Set a course for adventure
Your mind on a new romance

And love...wont hurt anymore
It's a friendly smile, with an open sore!

Posted by: Katie "the Thrill" Hill at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (cXkRh)

170

Angelbutt cuz she farts like Gabriel blowing his horn?









Yeah, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (kauXV)

171 I've heard Lindsey Graham say it's DOA but he
doesn't get to make that decision. I'm trying to keep a positive thought
on all this but the fact that the GOP in its entirety has been an
embarrassment at best and flaming catastrophe at worst.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (aR6C/)

_______


Miss Lindsey's "DOA" comment was conditional ... if the #FakeWhistleblower doesn't testify.

McConnell should have unconditionally stated it was DOA period every day since the impeachment effort began on Inauguration Day 2017. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (WqPYg)

172 Kristol like both the soft and full.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (j3npP)

173 >>Where in reality she's a slut, and probably a disease-ridden one at that.


No, no, no, I demand the guy wear a candy wrapper! Preferably a Baby Ruth.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Eric Salmonella Didn't Kill Himself at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (AFSld)

174 From bing

"Soft swapping can encompass a wide range of activities, from
kissing, to fondling and for some couples, even oral sex with one or
more people outside the couple. Simply put, soft swapping means that
there is no actual penetration with outside people.'

Posted by: Anon at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (HJjnM)


What about inside people?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (qe+bK)

175 SHES JUST LIVIN HER BEST LIFE, HATER

Posted by: tihs is CNN at November 11, 2019 08:04 PM (/+dbF)

176 I've heard Lindsey Graham say it's DOA but he doesn't get to make that decision. I'm trying to keep a positive thought on all this but the fact that the GOP in its entirety has been an embarrassment at best and flaming catastrophe at worst.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM (aR6C/)


I have full faith that the incompetence and cupidity of the GOP Establishment will completely screw this up and stab both the voters and PDJT in the back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:04 PM (BiNEL)

177 Katie Hill is a good example of the earlier thread where everything a woman does gets called 'empowering' and 'stunning and brave' by a certain kind of person. She has those kind of people all over her twitter feed.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 11, 2019 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

Where in reality she's a slut, and probably a disease-ridden one at that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (PY3qk)

And see how happy that 'empowerment' made her - drunk, seeing shrinks and on meds, unable to even enjoy her potential lifetime of graft as a permanent congresscritter from CA.

Posted by: Oldcat at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (FTPn0)

178 "The Best Part about Surprise Anal on a Cruise Ship?
It's duty free."

But not dooty free.

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (Tnijr)

179 >>>Allahpundit wouldn't take no for an answer, and Ace feared surprise anal.


It was never a surprise to Mitt Romney and Allahpundit's other fetish subjects.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp, Eric Salmonella Didn't Kill Himself at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (AFSld)

180 In seriousness, do these people make any attempt to verify if these random hookup partners have diseases or not?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (t2GrG)

Bones McCoy waves his tricorder over them at the top of the gangplank as they board.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (/sgva)

181 The women in this film are all strong, brave and fiercely independent.

In the movie.

In real life, if anything goes wrong, I'm betting they'd be bleating for some man to come fix the problem.

After which, they'd return to being strong, brave, etc.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (PY3qk)

182 Katie Hill is like that chick on Seinfeld that looked good from certain angles then looked bad from certain angles.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (I5LRE)

183 Only if you cross the International Pon Farr Line.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:52 PM (qMLbi)
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I laughed at this WAY harder than I should have...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (rBM1Q)

184 "We are a freaky fun-loving couple looking for another freaky couple for some HOT, Steamy and Kinky encounters on our cruise to Mexico in February 2018. We have another female friend of ours joining us and adding another couple or a decent guy or a woman will make this Cruise an experience to remember. We are ok with soft or full swap in the same or in a different room. If interested send us a message."

Reminder to self: If I ever go on a cruise, do not touch bedspread unless wearing gloves and wielding tongs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (COzlW)

185 Grandpapy was a WWII Radioman in the pacific on a Destroyer. Dad was a Vietnam era Marine, Myself and two younger brothers were gulf war era sailors. I don't have any idea about any earlier family history. I'm sure it is there I don't know how to look. Anyhow happy Veterans day horde Veterans.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (0OmEj)

186 Bones McCoy waves his tricorder over them at the top of the gangplank as they board.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (/sgva)


The tricorder probably blows up.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (PY3qk)

187 >>>Katie Hill is like that chick on Seinfeld that looked good from certain angles then looked bad from certain angles.


She's a two-face.

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld, Eric Salmonella Didn't Kill Himself at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (AFSld)

188 Sounds like Start Wars is a fucking disaster. Still doing reshoots.

Posted by: Max Power at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (QCc6B)

189 Kristol like both the soft and full.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (j3npP)

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Kristol strikes me as an observer type. She can go and do whatever he wants while he giggles and eats Cheetos.

At least Charlie Sykes gets the job done.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (cfSRQ)

190 Reminder to self: If I ever go on a cruise, do not touch bedspread unless wearing gloves and wielding tongs.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (COzlW)


Do not turn on a blacklight unless wearing a welder's mask.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (PY3qk)

191 I guess I am oddly sheltered because I have not idea what the difference is between soft or full swap. I fear the latter involves dicks touching.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

192 The usually useless Hugh Hewitt actually had a decent piece today, outlining a procedure that McConnell could use, if he wished, to never hold a trial or vote on it. Just permanently table it and treat it like a bad joke.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (V2Yro)

193 I went out shopping today. I went to Bed, Bath, & Beyond and bought a hand-held shower head and a bedroom lamp. Then, after some grocery shopping, I had dinner at Chick-fil-A. They didn't have any peach hate shakes, so I had a peppermint chocolate chip hate shake instead.

I'm worn out now, but fortunately there is nothing else I have to do tonight.

Posted by: rickl at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (7vvoJ)

194 Did you have the Congresswoman?

Posted by: Dr. Adam Bricker at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (qMLbi)

195 158
In seriousness, do these people make any attempt to verify if these random hookup partners have diseases or not?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (t2GrG)

______


"There's an app for that -- but it's not available to the general public." -- Bob from the Red-Flag-Pre-ThoughCrime Unit (formerly the NSA)

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (WqPYg)

196 180 In seriousness, do these people make any attempt to verify if these random hookup partners have diseases or not?
Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (t2GrG)

Bones McCoy waves his tricorder over them at the top of the gangplank as they board.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:05 PM (/sgva)

There was a reason we had an old Helmet full of Condoms on the Quarterdeck in foreign ports.

And asked young sailors if they remembered their 'battle helmets'.

Of course, that was before the elder Bush used Tailhook as an excuse to 'clean up' the military.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (NgKpN)

197

Captain Gordon Lightfoot and the Edward Fitzgerald sunk November 10, 1975 on Lake Superior.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (aRPuE)

198 Now, they say they saw this, but I can't see it-- I can find a site called cruiseshipmingle.com, but when I search for "Angelbutt" or "Angelbutt-123," it says there are no responses to that search.



Did you search for Pierre Delecto?
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:56 PM (qMLbi)


Reddit has an "Angelbutt-123." Not much there, a few comments, one of which was on the very same "r/WouldYouFuckMyWife" from 3 years ago.

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (hku12)

199 off emmaciated self fukn scrunt

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (JFO2v)

200 Katie Hill is like that chick on Seinfeld that looked good from certain angles then looked bad from certain angles.


Hmmm.

She strikes me as very plain.

Not a gargoyle, but still....very plain.

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 08:08 PM (kauXV)

201 168
From bing

"Soft swapping can encompass a wide range of activities, from
kissing, to fondling and for some couples, even oral sex with one or
more people outside the couple. Simply put, soft swapping means that
there is no actual penetration with outside people.'

Posted by: Anon at November 11, 2019 08:03 PM (HJjnM)

_______


"That depends on what the definition of the word 'penetration' is ..." -- Bubba

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

202 Captain Gordon Lightfoot and the Edward Fitzgerald sunk November 10, 1975 on Lake Superior.


The big lake they call Gitchigoomie.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (yQpMk)

203 197

Captain Gordon Lightfoot and the Edward Fitzgerald sunk November 10, 1975 on Lake Superior.


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (aRPuE)

oh say can you see by dawns early light

sing it it works

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

204
I have full faith that the incompetence and cupidity of the GOP Establishment will completely screw this up and stab both the voters and PDJT in the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:04 PM (BiNEL)

------

I'm pretty sure MConnell wouldn't care if Trump is impeached, convicted and removed from office and the Republicans lost the Senate so long as he doesn't lose his seat.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (I5LRE)

205 191 I guess I am oddly sheltered because I have not idea what the difference is between soft or full swap. I fear the latter involves dicks touching.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

Fortunately I don't really know either, but my guess is that one involves separate rooms, but in the other cuckhubby gets to watch.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (V2Yro)

206 In the end?
Our elite ruling class wants it all.

In the end.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (/+dbF)

207
we need Mark, the swap expert, to explain soft and hard swaps to us
Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii


Anything like credit default swaps?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (aKsyK)

208 >> one of which was on the very same "r/WouldYouFuckMyWife" from 3 years ago.


Would you fuck her wearing socks?

Would you fuck her dirty box?

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (qMLbi)

209 >>>Sounds like Start Wars is a fucking disaster. Still doing reshoots.


I may be one of the biggest SW fans on Earth and I have zero - ZERO - interest in this trainwreck. Just end the series and end Star wars forever. Fucking Disney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (AFSld)

210 The message I am taking away from these Hill
posts is that she is available. So very available.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (H5knJ)

211 If you don't have 2 or 3 diseases, you probably aren't going to a swap party. Like having an ace in the hole. Sorry, Ace.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (RuIsu)

212 Hmmm.



She strikes me as very plain.



Not a gargoyle, but still....very plain.





Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 08:08 PM (kauXV)

---
Hence the aggressiveness.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (cfSRQ)

213 163 Not that I care enough to research it, I don't, but what did she do to make a living before she was elected? I'm guessing some phyla of lawyer would fit.
Posted by: Utility muffin at November 11, 2019 08:02 PM (ldmQR)


She was a virtue-signaling grifter for vagrants, junkies, and lunatics, I mean ... our esteemed and hard-done by homeless.

No, actually, I meant vagrants, junkies, and lunatics.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (PY3qk)

214 I'm pretty sure McConnell wouldn't care if Trump is impeached, convicted and removed from office and the Republicans lost the Senate so long as he doesn't lose his seat and the graft.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (I5LRE)

Corrected for accuracy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (BiNEL)

215 Katie Hill as Blofeld's cat.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (Ndje9)

216 >>>Katie Hill as Blofeld's cat.


Blow-felt.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (AFSld)

217 Katie Hill is like that chick on Seinfeld that looked good from certain angles then looked bad from certain angles.

Obligatory Lyle Lovett - She's Hot to Go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PemH_EXMLE4

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (HaL55)

218 Utility muffin [good one], think he was an "activist" in various predictable "causes", locally.


And I don't give an F about this, actually. Of course key to always note she committed ethics violations in office, by House rules - THAT was what did her in.


If a rep or senator were the freakiest creature on the planet, I'd have no effs, if she he it 1] did what they campaigned on, and 2] what they campaigned on was restoring rule of law, restoring constitutional order by greatly reducing the sway of the judiciary and taking most power back from administrative bureaucracies 3] formally and aggressively debunking, defunding, and obliterating the lysenkoist authoritarian greed and idiocy festival known as "climate policy" 4] expunging all racism from the US Code and obliterating the idiotic toxic court rulings containing it 5] reducing federal expenditures, authorities, and bureaucracy.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

219 The message I am taking away from these Hill

posts is that she is available. So very available.


And drunk. And in therapy.




Call me?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (/+dbF)

220 I think the reason Ace stopped going to CPAC was all the Orgies.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM

Nah, he was barred from the cocktail receptions. He went way over the 5-6 pieces allotted per person on the hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (COzlW)

221 Sooth -I usually remember that date but forgot about it yesterday

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (ZCEU2)

222

All you really have to remember is "Eric CIA".

The rest of the spelling is inconsequential.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (sy5kK)

223

Former Massachusetts Democrat Governor Deval Patrick is reportedly considering making a late jump into the 2020 presidential race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (aKsyK)

224 oh say can you see by dawns early light

sing it it works
Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:09 PM (JFO2v)

oh say can you see by the dawns early light
the big lake they call gitcheegummie
Bill Kristol's out there and he better beware
when the Cucks of November blow early

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (V2Yro)

225
Quick, name all the Blofelds!

(actors)

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (aRPuE)

226 Would you fuck her wearing socks?

Would you fuck her dirty box?



Would you fuck her eating peas?

Would you fuck her with herpes?

Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (kauXV)

227 >>>Nah, he was barred from the cocktail receptions. He went way over the 5-6 pieces allotted per person on the hors d'oeuvres.


And for stuffing shrimp in his shorts.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (AFSld)

228
Shifty Schiff to call surprise witness Lev Parnes to tell Congress that the Trump administration threatened to freeze Ukraine aid if Hunter Biden was not investigated:
https://tinyurl.com/qnrp33b

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (wiXsO)

229 The message I am taking away from these Hill

posts is that she is available. So very available.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 11, 2019 08:10 PM (H5knJ)

---
And yet still miserable. No one who is happy gets smashed all the time.

(Unless they're in the military, because duh.)

But everyone else getting black-out wasted is generally a warning sign.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (cfSRQ)

230 So proud, and so sad that so few care to serve, or even know anyone who's served.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

This was something that I only slowly came to realize. I come from a family where nearly every man served. Mom married a Marine. Grandpa was Army Air Corps Reserve, but built B-29s, then Navy, where he lost most of his hearing when his ship was torpedoed. I and all three brothers served, three Army, one Marine. Baby brother is heading back to the Sandbox for his fifth deployment (pretty cushy this time though - he flies Black Hawks and will spend a year flying bigwigs around to do their Important Stuff).

My office kind of reflects the nationwide numbers: 50 employees, five veterans. Eh.

As long as I get my military discount at the liquor store I'm good. I kid, of course. Sort of.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (xPJvm)

231 No, it was just striking the number of pictures of Katie Hill someone had taken the time to run through a filter to put her in a more flattering light.

Posted by: Ktgreat at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (f8ilN)

232 Are you calling THAT Angelbutt? I wouldn't be caught dead up there.

Posted by: Richard Gere's Gerbil at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (6/uwW)

233 I had dinner at Chick-fil-A. They didn't have any peach hate shakes, so I had a peppermint chocolate chip hate shake instead.



I'm worn out now, but fortunately there is nothing else I have to do tonight.

Posted by: rickl at November 11, 2019 08:07 PM (7vvoJ)

______


Yum ... Imma gonna have to try one of those xenophobic peppermint chocolate chip hate shakes.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (WqPYg)

234
Just saw that Don Cherry got fired from Hockey Night in Canada for saying immigrants should wear poppies today.

"You people... love our way of life, love our milk and honey. At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada."

Don Cherry >>>>> Justin Trudeau

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)

235 Nah, he was barred from the cocktail receptions. He went way over the 5-6 pieces allotted per person on the hors d'oeuvres.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (COzlW)


And please do not mention what happened at the shrimp bar!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:13 PM (BiNEL)

236 Would you fuck her wearing socks?



Would you fuck her dirty box?





Would you fuck her eating peas?



Would you fuck her with herpes?


Would you fuck her in the can?

Fuck her! Fuck her! Be a man!

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:13 PM (/+dbF)

237

Nymphomania

Posted by: Braenyard at November 11, 2019 08:13 PM (iEXgF)

238 I find it interesting that the people that want to fuck themselves, their neighbors, their neighbors neighbors, want to control my life.

Obama fucking valjar, Big Mike, or whoever I do not really care.

But it is not being married!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:13 PM (JFO2v)

239 Shifty Schiff to call surprise witness Lev Parnes to
tell Congress that the Trump administration threatened to freeze
Ukraine aid if Hunter Biden was not investigated:




Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (wiXsO)

---
Who knew that throwing a flag on open, blatant bribery is now an impeachable offense?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

240 I have full faith that the incompetence and cupidity of the GOP Establishment will completely screw this up and stab both the voters and PDJT in the back!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

Actually, when the Turtle Master is properly motivated, he can be quite the parliamentary tactician. If properly motivated means, what's in it for him...but yeah, he could do it.

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (32YRo)

241 If a rep or senator were the freakiest creature on the planet, I'd have no effs, if she he it 1] did what they campaigned on, and 2] what they campaigned on was restoring rule of law, restoring constitutional order by greatly reducing the sway of the judiciary and taking most power back from administrative bureaucracies 3] formally and aggressively debunking, defunding, and obliterating the lysenkoist authoritarian greed and idiocy festival known as "climate policy" 4] expunging all racism from the US Code and obliterating the idiotic toxic court rulings containing it 5] reducing federal expenditures, authorities, and bureaucracy.

Wow, what an imagination you've got.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (PY3qk)

242 223

Former Massachusetts Democrat Governor Deval Patrick is reportedly considering making a late jump into the 2020 presidential race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (aKsyK)


Because the current field of candidates is so strong and any of them could beat Trump!

Posted by: buzzion at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (Z7lwY)

243 Kate's Hills are alive
with the sound of scratching
the crabs they have come
from a thousand guys

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (COzlW)

244 I have full faith that the incompetence and cupidity of the GOP Establishment will completely screw this up and stab both the voters and PDJT in the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:04

==========

(Insert Peter Griffin exasperated sigh here)

Does it get boring to post the same doomsday scenario day after day?


...anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (aR6C/)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)

246 Sorry, laughing too hard to post. The dirty Dr. Suess stuff is cracking me up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)

247 So.....who hasn't fucked Katie Hill?

Mr Sefton?

Mr Madison?

Mr Brown's Dildo?

Mr Muse?

Mr Thrombosis?

Mr Guevara?



Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (gAMkn)

248 I would not fuck her wearing sox
I would not fuck her dirty box
I would not fuck her on a boat
I would not fuck her in the throat

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (JFO2v)

249 ...anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?


You just need to understand what Red China wants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (yQpMk)

250 ...anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (aR6C/)

245
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:15 PM (cfSRQ)

well-said, A.H.Lloyd!

Posted by: vmom starting to feel not well damn you winter virii at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (G546f)

251 "Katie Hill is like that chick on Seinfeld that looked good from certain angles then looked bad from certain angles. "

As long as that angle is buns up, I'm good.

Posted by: I like big buttons at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (Tnijr)

252 So Monday is now odd sex habits day at the AoSHQ?

If it turns to a boob and gun thread before 100 posts will that be a paddling?

Posted by: Big V at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (B06Zw)

253 226 Would you fuck her wearing socks?

Would you fuck her dirty box?


Would you fuck her eating peas?

Would you fuck her with herpes?
Posted by: naturalfake at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (kauXV)


If you're a cat, always wear a hat.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (sy5kK)

254 Nymphomania

My favorite Def Leppard album.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (HaL55)

255 Actually, when the Turtle Master is properly motivated, he can be quite the parliamentary tactician. If properly motivated means, what's in it for him...but yeah, he could do it.

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (32YRo)


I'm not sure he can be motivated to save the Republic, so the pitch has to be maintaining the graft!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:17 PM (BiNEL)

256 As long as I get my military discount at the liquor store I'm good. I kid, of course. Sort of.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (xPJvm)

Best military discount I've found?

There's a snow ski pass for about 30 resorts worldwide, called the Epic Pass.

Active and Retired Military? $129 per year. That's the price of ONE day skiing at some resorts now.

Any DD-214 gets about half off the regular price, which is $989!

Beats the hell out of 10% at Home depot or Jack in the Box.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 08:17 PM (NgKpN)

257 Former Massachusetts Democrat Governor Deval Patrick is reportedly considering making a late jump into the 2020 presidential race.

Because there aren't enough black people running, or enough people from Massachusetts running.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

258
(Insert Peter Griffin exasperated sigh here)

Does it get boring to post the same doomsday scenario day after day?


...anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (aR6C/)

-------

McConnell will convince 37 Democrats not to convict?!

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:17 PM (I5LRE)

259 Would you fuck her lickety split?
Would you fuck her with Ace's dick?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:18 PM (+68l0)

260 One Fish, Two Fish
Who else smells Bluefish?

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 11, 2019 08:18 PM (qMLbi)

261 Katie Hill is Go, Dog, Go!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:18 PM (COzlW)

262 Nymphomalaria. Coming to a skeeter near you.

Posted by: klaftern at November 11, 2019 08:18 PM (RuIsu)

263 Quick, name all the Blofelds!



(actors)





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:11 PM (aRPuE)


Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas and Charles Grey. Anthony Dawson (Professor Dent in Dr No) played Blofeld in From Russia with Love and Thunderball when they didn't show his face. I think someone else did the voice. I don't count the clown in the Specter movie

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (qe+bK)

264 257 Former Massachusetts Democrat Governor Deval Patrick is reportedly considering making a late jump into the 2020 presidential race.

Because there aren't enough black people running, or enough people from Massachusetts running.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at November 11, 2019 08:17 PM (I2/tG)

He is that choice between lite skin fake negro, black gay black dude, and full on negro.

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (JFO2v)

265 anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (aR6C/)


Behold Virginia, an exemplar writ small!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (BiNEL)

266 >>..anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?

Why do you think Trump keeps saying his call was PERFECT!

Not good. Not legal. Not even perfect but PERFECT!

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (ZLI7S)

267 Attention: Following the lifeboat drill, the Captain is hosting a Welcome Orgy Reception on the pool deck with complimentary rum punch and finger foods.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)

268 "Does it get boring to post the same doomsday scenario day after day?"

It's not the same doomsday scenario it's a constantly evolving doomsday scenario.

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (Tnijr)

269 Katie K Mooney Would You Please Blow Now?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (AFSld)

270 Former Massachusetts Democrat Governor Deval Patrick is reportedly considering making a late jump into the 2020 presidential race.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot

This is the equivalent of going to a neighborhood potluck dinner and all your neighbors all say you could be President! Good luck with that!

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (32YRo)

271 Just saw that Don Cherry got fired from Hockey Night in Canada for saying immigrants should wear poppies today.

"You people... love our way of life, love our milk and honey. At least you could pay a couple of bucks for poppies or something like that. These guys paid for your way of life that you enjoy in Canada."

Don Cherry >>>>> Justin Trudeau
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (7rVsF)\


Kind of a shame I don't have Sportsnet, so I can't call the dirty faggot cocksuckers, and cancel the damned thing.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (/sgva)

272 ...anybody else care to give some thought provoking analysis?
Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:14 PM (aR6C/)

We're stuck living in a world where all "thought" walked out the door and a cab about 12 years ago, maybe more. Looks like House will impeach, Senate will kill it, and we've got Blah Blah Blah for the next 12 months about the exact same things we're saying right now. Really , the only fun to be had is to ridicule it all.

Good news - things are looking good for Boris Johnson and Brexit, if he wins the December election (and it looks like he will ) he'll have successfully tossed all of the traitors out of his own party.

Other good news in Bolivia - not only has the commie president resigned, but so did his vice president. I found the reason for the Veep's resignation VERY encouraging - in his hometown, a mob burned down his house and beat up all of his relatives. I wish we could see a lot more of that kind of thing here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)

273 Would you fuck her wearing socks?



Would you fuck her dirty box?





Would you fuck her eating peas?



Would you fuck her with herpes?

Would you fuck her in the can?

Fuck her! Fuck her! Be a man!
Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:13 PM (/+dbF)


I would not fuck her with your dick,

I would not fuck her with a stick!

I would not fuck her here or there,

I will not fuck her anywhere!

I would not fuck that gangrene ham,

I will not fuck it, Sam the clam!!

Posted by: BurtTC at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (hku12)

274 Would you fuck her in the butz?
Would you fuck her with deez nutz?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (WqPYg)

275
Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas and Charles Grey. Anthony Dawson (Professor Dent in Dr No) played Blofeld in From Russia with Love and Thunderball when they didn't show his face. I think someone else did the voice. I don't count the clown in the Specter movie.


Brian Dennehy?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (aRPuE)

276 Test

Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (S3oyF)

277 247
So.....who hasn't fucked Katie Hill?



Mr Sefton?



Mr Madison?



Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (gAMkn)

---
I'm imagining the scene in I, Claudius where Augustus shouts at the room: "Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter!!!??"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)

278 267 Attention: Following the lifeboat drill, the Captain is hosting a Welcome Orgy Reception on the pool deck with complimentary rum punch and finger foods.
Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)

complimentary ram foods and finger punch

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (JFO2v)

279 Test



5X5

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (yQpMk)

280 247 So.....who hasn't fucked Katie Hill?

Mr Sefton?

Mr Madison?

Mr Brown's Dildo?

Mr Muse?

Mr Thrombosis?

Mr Guevara?



Posted by: MJ at November 11, 2019 08:16 PM (gAMkn)

All of my condoms were turned inside out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (j3npP)

281 "Test Posted by: FtWorthMike"

Fail. Send ace $20.

Posted by: freaked at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (Tnijr)

282 I'm imagining the scene in I, Claudius where
Augustus shouts at the room: "Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept
with my daughter!!!??"


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)


That was a great series. I have to watch it again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (qe+bK)

283 >>I would not fuck that gangrene ham,


I was working on one with 'gangrenous ham' in it, dammit!

I guess I'll put on my Brando sock and do some ButterBattleBook, now.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (qMLbi)

284 MikeyG I'm having trouble eating my steak at Texas Roadhouse. Still laughing.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (+68l0)

285 >>>All of my condoms were turned inside out.


Hillary spilled hot sauce in the others'.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (AFSld)

286 I'm imagining the scene in I, Claudius where Augustus shouts at the
room: "Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept with my daughter!!!??"



Dude raises hand way in the back - "Sleep? No..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (HaL55)

287
Donald Pleasence, Telly Savalas and Charles Grey. Anthony Dawson (Professor Dent in Dr No) played Blofeld in From Russia with Love and Thunderball when they didn't show his face. I think someone else did the voice. I don't count the clown in the Specter movie.

The Blofeld Follies

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (aKsyK)

288


Not on a boat.

Not with a goat.

Not in a tree.
Not with VD.

Not in a box.
Not with YOUR cocks.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (/+dbF)

289
Other good news in Bolivia - not only has the commie president resigned, but so did his vice president. I found the reason for the Veep's resignation VERY encouraging - in his hometown, a mob burned down his house and beat up all of his relatives. I wish we could see a lot more of that kind of thing here.
Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)

------

You said it, not me.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (I5LRE)

290 All of my condoms were turned inside out.


Ribbed, for your pleasure.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

291 the first clue to knowing you're not all that

you need a forum to hook up

kant even

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (rpxSz)

292 I find all of this swapping quite titillating. Ahoy!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (EgshT)

293 I think the magic number for people that interpret the Trump phone call it was forcing Ukraine to dig up dirt on Biden is 30, over that it's a slam dunk for impeachment.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (ZCEU2)

294 I'm imagining the scene in I, Claudius where
Augustus shouts at the room: "Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept
with my daughter!!!??"


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)

______


LOL. Yeah, that was hilarious.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:23 PM (WqPYg)

295 Would you take her on the Lido deck?
Would you share her with Glenn Beck?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)

296 I wish we could see a lot more of that kind of thing here.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (V2Yro)


Maybe it is time to redefine who "we" are?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:24 PM (BiNEL)

297 I find all of this swapping quite titillating. Ahoy!


Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol

Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:24 PM (HaL55)

298 Not in a box.
Not with YOUR cocks.
Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:22 PM (/+dbF)

not in her hole
not with your pole

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (rpxSz)

299 >>> Not good. Not legal. Not even perfect but PERFECT!
~~~~~

I give up. Why?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (sGotD)

300 @204
The President is the defacto leader of the Party, the fact that with the exception of a few, the GOP has had zero interest in truly defending the President and avenging the outrages visited upon him.

For the first two years they were pretty much on the same side as the Donks, and you would have thought that with the collapse of the Mueller farce and now the Ukraine op, the GOP would want to extract about five pounds of flesh from the Donks, just to simply dissuade them from doing anything like this to future GOP Presidents.

But nope.

They just don't care.

Sad.

Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (JLrCS)

301 So what if Trump told Ukraine to investigate the Biden's actions. The last administration ordered the FBI to investigate Trump on falsified information. You have Biden on tape admitting to quid pro quo extortion in a known conflict of interest situation . This really is insane.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

302
Grandpa served in France in WW1. Dads cousin died of wounds from Sicily. Dad, uncle and father in law served in occupation forces in Germany and Austria

Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (S3oyF)

303 >>Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen!


The Raging Queen, of course, is David French.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (AFSld)

304 Would you take her on the Lido deck?
Would you share her with Glenn Beck?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:24 PM (cfSRQ)


Never be drinking a margarita when you refresh an Ace page!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

305 >>I give up. Why?

Because it worked.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (ZLI7S)

306 legalinsurrection.com/epstein suicide inquiry subpoenas roughly 15-jail employees others reassigned placed on leave

No cases of Arkancide yet, that we know of anyway.

Posted by: Skip at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (ZCEU2)

307 282 I'm imagining the scene in I, Claudius where
Augustus shouts at the room: "Is there anyone in Rome who has not slept
with my daughter!!!??"


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:20 PM (cfSRQ)


That was a great series. I have to watch it again

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:21 PM (qe+bK)

John Hurt was terrifying as Caligula.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

308 As long as I get my military discount at the liquor store I'm good. I kid, of course. Sort of.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at November 11, 2019 08:12 PM (xPJvm)

When I turned 18, it was emphatically pointed out to me that every male member on my father's side of the family had served since the Civil War. So yeah, sure, I served. My son Jake is an Afghan veteran, an Infantry NCO as I was. I didn't give the 'every male member of the family' talk to him. I told him it was purely his choice, no pressure, and he told me he wanted to, said it was a good tradition.

God, I love my boy.

Posted by: troyriser at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (E2EAq)

309
the first clue to knowing you're not all that



you need a forum to hook up



kant even


Sooo, no friends of a friend? Nobody who has a sugly blister?

/spoonerism

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (HaL55)

310 We should really have an editor work on this.

It's some of my best work to date.

Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (qMLbi)

311 I run into Charlie Fog
Blacked my eye and he kicked my dog
My doggie turned to me and he said
Epstein didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at November 11, 2019 08:27 PM (kzFDG)

312 So Sportsnet Fired Don Cherry?? who I can't stand by the way. But those Twats just made a Don Cherry fan out of me

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 08:27 PM (BqBId)

313 Mrs. E and I went to Olive Garden for the 'Veterans Eat Free' meal. She ordered the lasagna off that menu, and I ordered seafood linguine off the regular menu. It was a pretty good feed (with leftovers) for under 20 yankee dollars. And of course we had the endless lettuce and croutons with breadsticks. Lots of Vets there this late afternoon, with cold rain and wind in ETEX. I thanked each one I saw. And I thank each one of you, seen and unseen.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 08:27 PM (UUkQp)

314 Tucker knocking the shit out of H1B visas.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (/+dbF)

315 305
>>I give up. Why?



Because it worked.

Posted by: JackStraw

______


[To provide more context to the questioner:] I believe JackStraw (and others) believe Trump staged this whole thing to get the media to cover the Biden corruption there -- and have it backfire in their faces, which it has.

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (WqPYg)

316 Not good. Not legal. Not even perfect but PERFECT!

Posted by: JackStraw

I agree that he believes it's fine - Trump has some odd eccentricities in speech due his Queens background...I don't think he's playing 3d chess here - it's just how he talks. I get it, lots of business owners in the construction or garbage biz just cut to the chase - I wouldn't take too much out of this phrase.

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (32YRo)

317
VOTE FOR SEAN SPICER NOW:
DWTS

Text 215-23. SEAN. (up to 10x)

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (wiXsO)

318 301 So what if Trump told Ukraine to investigate the Biden's actions. The last administration ordered the FBI to investigate Trump on falsified information. You have Biden on tape admitting to quid pro quo extortion in a known conflict of interest situation . This really is insane.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (2DOZq)

Real key is it was part of an op.

2 Men in Ukraine have been CONVICTED of illegally giving the Dems information on Manafort, to interfere in our election.

there is also a little problem if $4 BILLION in missing IMF funds, that went to Ukraine and disappeared.

There is lots of things that need fixing there. To say that Trump was ONLY asking about Biden, means you would have to dismiss everything else going on.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (NgKpN)

319 >>VOTE FOR SEAN SPICER NOW


No.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (qMLbi)

320 You have Biden on tape admitting to quid pro quo extortion in a known conflict of interest situation . This really is insane.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:25 PM (2DOZq)


Frankly, I wouldn't care if Biden was the announced Dem candidate (which he is not), if he was dirty and playing Ukraine games with tax payer dollars, I want to know ALL the details as soon as possible

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (BiNEL)

321 281 "Test Posted by: FtWorthMike"

Fail. Send ace $20
Same as In town?

Posted by: FtWorthMike at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (S3oyF)

322 Would you let French get a turn?
Would you have her Feel the Bern?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:29 PM (cfSRQ)

323 We should really have an editor work on this.

It's some of my best work to date.
Posted by: Dr. Seuss at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM

..

Yoohoo Ace

...

Would you, could you, with a bag?

Would you, could you, with a gag?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:29 PM (+68l0)

324 314
Tucker knocking the shit out of H1B visas.


Posted by: mikeyG at November 11, 2019 08:28 PM (/+dbF)


______


Has he mentioned Sen. Mike Lee by name?

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:30 PM (WqPYg)

325 So what if Trump told Ukraine to investigate the Biden's actions. The
last administration ordered the FBI to investigate Trump on falsified
information. You have Biden on tape admitting to quid pro quo extortion
in a known conflict of interest situation . This really is insane.


Umm, small point: weren't the Ukranians already investigating the Bidens while Ol' Slow Joe was Veep? When did he make that brag about getting the Ukraine prosecutor fired? He was still in orifice, IIRC.

This is merely a continuation of an investigation that started way before PDT, yes?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:30 PM (HaL55)

326 When I turned 18, it was emphatically pointed out to me that every male member on my father's side of the family had served since the Civil War. So yeah, sure, I served. My son Jake is an Afghan veteran, an Infantry NCO as I was. I didn't give the 'every male member of the family' talk to him. I told him it was purely his choice, no pressure, and he told me he wanted to, said it was a good tradition.

God, I love my boy.
Posted by: troyriser at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (E2EAq)

/SALUTE!

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 08:30 PM (NgKpN)

327
One fish
Two fish
Too much
Blue Mish

Posted by: This one has a little star at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (Tnijr)

328 VOTE FOR SEAN SPICER NOW


No.

Posted by: garrett

My wife says he looks a lot like an older version of Frank Goshen of Riddler fame without the campy energy...ugh

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (32YRo)

329 Yeah hockey has joined the NFL for me. I gave them a pass for the Kate Smith / God Bless America mistake . Now Don Cherry. Admittedly not that hard for me since the Aeros left Houston and I don't watch as much hockey as I use to.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

330 Are there any more pics, a friend asks? Not enough pics in the original link.

Hill not much from the front, but nothing wrong with her from the other angles, as evidenced from that front-down beach-shot from a couple weeks ago.


So says my friend, anyways, and I trust their judgement.

Posted by: Oedipus, Late to the thread, as always at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (N4r5a)

331 Hop On Katie

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (q1Pj5)

332 Reminder to self: If I ever go on a cruise, do not touch bedspread unless wearing gloves and wielding tongs.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 11, 2019 08:06 PM (COzlW)

Have a little fun and bring a black light.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (Z+IKu)

333 I don't think Trump has to stage much of anything, the people hes dealing with are very powerful and very motivated but also very dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (KZzsI)

334 Would you bang her on the stern?

Would you bang her in the stern?

Would you take another turn?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (/sgva)

335 The parallel discussions going on here are surreal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

336 Thanks JackStraw

There are a handful of people on here who's posts I search for and yours is at the top sir.

The eyores of this awesome wicked smaht military blog have no idea how good they could have it right now.

This song is appropriate right now I think:
https://youtu.be/VjTnYSlXQMM

Posted by: Getcha Pull at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (aR6C/)

337 Levin keeps screaming ERIC CIARAMELLA, urges his audience to post the name on social media!
Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 07:59 PM



Well, duh, he obviously read the ONT last night.

Epstein didn't kill himself.
Ciaramella is the fake whistleblower

Evening, all.

Posted by: Hands at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (786Ro)

338 When the cruise starts rocking, don't come knocking!

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (ESjBJ)

339 And I thank each one of you, seen and unseen.

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 08:27 PM (UUkQp)


Such a great, and apt, phrase there, Eromero!

But now I am irritated I didn't go for my free meal but I was working, so...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (BiNEL)

340 Yeah hockey has joined the NFL for me. I gave them a pass for the Kate Smith / God Bless America mistake .

I don't think this was an NHL decision though was it? It was CBC, canadian state TV

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

341 Dirty Dr. Suess
Impeachment DramaHockey Night in Canada
Veterans Day

Yeah, we make multi-tasking an art form.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (cfSRQ)

342 The parallel discussions going on here are surreal.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

It's all part of the charm of this place.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (q1Pj5)

343 "The parallel discussions going on here are surreal"

Mondays are like that.

Posted by: Say what a at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

344 Yikes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

345 335
The parallel discussions going on here are surreal.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (cfSRQ)

______


Heh. It's quite amusing and enlightening. Especially when commenters "cross the memes."

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (WqPYg)

346 VOTE FOR SEAN SPICER NOW


No.

Posted by: garrett

My wife says he looks a lot like an older version of Frank Goshen of Riddler fame without the campy energy...ugh
Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (32YRo)
*************
I'm doing it because the Libs were furious he was on the show.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (wiXsO)

347 >>There are a handful of people on here who's posts I search for and yours is at the top sir.


Always thought of him like most Mets fans.

More of a bottom.

...but he does get great weed!

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (qMLbi)

348 331
Hop On Katie


Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (q1Pj5)

---
Oh the Places You'll Go!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

349 Now Don Cherry. Admittedly not that hard for me since the Aeros left Houston and I don't watch as much hockey as I use to.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (2DOZq)

I don't know if the NHL can be blamed for this; they don't own Hockey Night In Canada. That's Sportsnet now, used to be the Cocksucking broadcasting Corporation, back in the day.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (/sgva)

350 On Beyond Swinging

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (cfSRQ)

351 Especially when commenters "cross the memes."


Total protonic reversal. Imagine all your comments exploding at the speed of light.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

352 >>Always thought of him like most Mets fans.

>>More of a bottom.

I'm not the one wearing the spandex shorts.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:35 PM (ZLI7S)

353 God, I love my boy.
Posted by: troyriser at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (E2EAq)


I think you meant "man", but Bravo in any case!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:35 PM (BiNEL)

354 The Bi-ex

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

355 It's all a matter of using the right words, to wit:

Trump asked the Ukrainian President to cooperate with AG Barr after he heard Joe Biden confess on video about interfering in the Ukrainian justice system when he was VP, an action from which his son benefited financially.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (I5LRE)

356 Skorts

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (ESjBJ)

357 The parallel discussions going on here are surreal.


vertical or horizontal ?

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (rpxSz)

358 Would you screw her in a boat?Would you do her on a goat?Would you screw her in a punt?Could you do her as a stunt?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (MIvvh)

359 The Berenstain Bears Take A Cruise.

Posted by: Count de Monet at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (q1Pj5)

360 Total protonic reversal. Imagine all your comments exploding at the speed of light.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (yQpMk)

______


[One of my go-to phrases:] Important Safety Tip!

Posted by: ShainS -- Trump/Conan the Hero Dog 2020: Two Barbarians for the Price of One!!! at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (WqPYg)

361 Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:30

Biden's threat caused it to be dropped so I guess the better term would be restart instead of continue.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (2DOZq)

362 I'm doing it because the Libs were furious he was on the show.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 11, 2019 08:33 PM (wiXsO)


I'm almost tempted, but I am not giving up my phone number! (Hmm, maybe I need another burner phone?)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (BiNEL)

363 All new meaning to Are You My Mother

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (+68l0)

364 'I am the Lorax,
and I speak
for the crabs!'

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (qMLbi)

365 333
I don't think Trump has to stage much of anything, the people hes
dealing with are very powerful and very motivated but also very dumb.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:31 PM (KZzsI)


They are trying to out-show the master showman of the past half century.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (MIvvh)

366 What trouble , thought ! When you break up, you Have to break up with multiple people. What a pain.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (ESjBJ)

367 334 Would you bang her on the stern?

Would you bang her in the stern?

Would you take another turn?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:32 PM (/sgva)


-----

I'm going for sloppy sixths.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (I5LRE)

368 Horton Hears A Ho

Posted by: TexasDan at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (+68l0)

369 I'm doing it because the Libs were furious he was on the show.

Posted by: redridinghood

Welp - if he wins the liberal "scanner" head explosions will be glorious - that's a certainty.

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (32YRo)

370 Well, that was interesting.

Tucker showed this UC Berkley douche philosophy professor, who sez if you live in rural America, you're a loser.


Yeah. I'd kill to live in LA, Berkley, NYC, Chicago, and not even Atlanta anymore.


I guess me and mine are a bunch of knuckle-draggers.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

371 note to self

never run for congress

Posted by: REDACTED at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (rpxSz)

372
Isn't it hilarious that dead john mccain is still the Conscience Of The Cucks?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (aRPuE)

373 All this makes me look forward to the Netflix Green Eggs & Ham series!

not

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (KZzsI)

374 Something tells me, it's just a hunch - work with me here - this is NOT the Veterans Day thread Jane D'oh requested.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (x7OgJ)

375 Welp, I misspelled Berkeley. Sue me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

376 Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (TdMsT)

377 Man over-bored!

Posted by: Katie "the Thrill" Hill at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (cXkRh)

378 I don't know if the NHL can be blamed for this; they don't own Hockey Night In Canada. That's Sportsnet now, used to be the Cocksucking broadcasting Corporation, back in the day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (/sgva)

I think the NHL made a statement in support of the decision to firing him.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

379 Trump asked the Ukrainian President to cooperate with AG Barr after he heard Joe Biden confess on video about interfering in the Ukrainian justice system when he was VP, an action from which his son benefited financially.

Posted by: MAGA at November 11, 2019 08:36 PM (I5LRE)


Funny how this is really the heart of the matter, but no mainstream media figure nails this down (shocker)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (BiNEL)

380
Something tells me, it's just a hunch - work with me here - this is NOT the Veterans Day thread Jane D'oh requested.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (x7OgJ)


No, it's not.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (ptqGC)

381 Horton Hears A Ho

Posted by: TexasDan

Only if he fails to leave the benjis on the night table before slipping out...

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (32YRo)

382 I am the Lorax,

and I speak

for the crabs!'

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (qMLbi)

---
For the crabs have no tongues, and I'm telling you sir, at the top of my lungs!

Once they were happy, and partied with glee,
All was bliss, thanks to Katie,
But now they're all sad, since you came along,
And put the blue ointment all over your schlong.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (cfSRQ)

383 Remember when Hillary barked like a dog in response to a question? Or when she did that insane triple-take to a question from an admirer?

Her reactions are so bizarre, she's like a clinic in psychosis.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

384 369 I'm doing it because the Libs were furious he was on the show.

Posted by: redridinghood

Welp - if he wins the liberal "scanner" head explosions will be glorious - that's a certainty.
Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:37 PM (32YRo)

You know they'll scream "Russian bots!!!" if he wins

Posted by: josephistan at November 11, 2019 08:41 PM (Izzlo)

385 I remember when Hillary was carefully placed into a van.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:41 PM (ESjBJ)

386 Something tells me, it's just a hunch - work with me here - this is NOT the Veterans Day thread Jane D'oh requested.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (x7OgJ)


I think about one post in ten would be good for Jane!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

387 Good times, good times.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (ESjBJ)

388 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:34 PM (/sgva)
*******
When the NHL shocked the world by picking Sportsnet over TSN I said they would regret it bigtime ! they have already dumped that idiot Nick whatever his name is (Braincramp) for his fake rumors ! NOW they fire Don Cherry who everyone in Canada watches

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (BqBId)

389 On Wednesday the impeachment hearings start in the House. Right now Trump is tweeting about Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.

He seems very worried.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)

390 I think the NHL made a statement in support of the decision to firing him.
Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (2DOZq)

In that case, fuck them, too. In the ass with a flaming pineapple wrapped in concertina wire.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (/sgva)

391 The Cross Bellied Snootches

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (qMLbi)

392 I remember when Hillary did a bizarre pitch to the unions begging for cash and acting astonished that she wasn't 50 points ahead.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (KZzsI)

393 Something tells me, it's just a hunch - work with me here - this is NOT the Veterans Day thread Jane D'oh requested.



Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM (x7OgJ)



I think about one post in ten would be good for Jane!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

---
The dirty Dr. Suess is VERY much something veterans would enjoy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (cfSRQ)

394 He knows it's happening, so why bother reacting.

Posted by: runner at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (ESjBJ)

395 If you ever find an interesting website or any information on the web, copy the link, then go to this link: https://archive.org/web/ . There, look for "Save Page Now", then enter the saved link into the text box, then click "Save Page". After a few seconds, the page is forever immortalized in the archive page, just save the new archived page link. Then when the regular link is deleted, the archived page will stay. In most cases it will never be deleted; the only time archival pages are deleted are when the Friends in High Places make their demands of the liberal Silicon Valley overlords.

Posted by: Jonah Kyle at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (SH7Tr)

396 I like the tattoo story. Reminds me of the Elvis fan who had Elvis' profile tattooed on the inside of each thigh. She dropped her drawers to proudly show her husband, and he said 'I don't know about Elvis, but that one in the middle looks just like Willie Nelson'.

Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (MgmBg)

397 I guess me and mine are a bunch of knuckle-draggers.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:38 PM



Well it calluses up the knuckles for when you're ready to serve a knuckle sandwich to a Berkeley professor.

Posted by: Hands at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (786Ro)

398
383 Remember when Hillary barked like a dog in response to a question? Or when she did that insane triple-take to a question from an admirer?

Her reactions are so bizarre, she's like a clinic in psychosis.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (KZzsI)



Remember when she DANCED? I still cringe when I remember it.

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (TdMsT)

399 The dirty Dr. Suess is VERY much something veterans would enjoy.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (cfSRQ)

Then how about some nursery rhymes??

Posted by: Andrew Dice Clay at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (q1Pj5)

400 John Hurt was terrifying as Caligula.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

The one scene after they killed him and German guards showed up and the Praetorians tell them that Claudius is their new emperor always stood out to me.

Praetorian (with thick cockney accent): 'ere 'erman. That's your new Emperor....Kaiser.
Who knew there were cockneys in the Praetorian Guard?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (V6TVC)

401 {{{Ladyl}}}
Good evening, I hope you have boots on because it is getting deep here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (BiNEL)

402 Would you bang her in the eye,
pound her hard, make her cry?
Would you screw her till she was loose,

the flip her over and give her a goose?

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (UUkQp)

403 One one Atlantic crossing, for an unknown reason, we had an semi-attractive addition to the wardroom. A Lt. Gash, female Intel Officer. She got better looking the longer we were at sea.

I was too junior to be in the mix, but one woman is a ship of 325 men was an interesting sociological experiment.

That was still better than the time before, when two female midshipman were trained by the horndog CO, on a visit to the Caribbean.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

404 Katie of Congress was such the ho

That even the fleet said "No".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (MIvvh)

405 "Angelbutt-123. Perfect."

Pretty sure "Angelbutt-123" was the admin password for Hillary's super secret bathroom closet email server.

Posted by: Tyrone Thruple at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (E/N5E)

406 I remember when Hillary did a bizarre pitch to the unions begging for cash and acting astonished that she wasn't 50 points ahead.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (KZzsI)

--------

I knew she was fucked as of the Indiana primary, but that was when I knew she knew. You could smell the desperation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (5aX2M)

407 I still don't get it.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (sGotD)

408 I remember the great kerosene flood of aught-eight. I watched my whole family be sweep away while I clung to a piercing.

Posted by: Logger Crab at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

409 401 {{{Ladyl}}}
Good evening, I hope you have boots on because it is getting deep here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (BiNEL)


{{{Hrothgar!!!}}}


Are you all being naughty AGAIN???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (TdMsT)

410 Epstein didn't kill himself.
Ciaramella is the fake whistleblower
Evening, all. Posted by: Hands

Ciamarella's testimony can only hurt Democrats or Schiff would let him testify. Charlie has managed to put himself in the same situation as Epstein...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9)

411 Pretty sure "Angelbutt-123" was the admin password for Hillary's super secret bathroom closet email server.

Posted by: Tyrone Thruple

Ha, now its just anglebutthurt- 2016...

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (32YRo)

412 {{{Ladyl and Hrothgar BIG group hug!}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

413 As I sit here enjoying the latest installment in The Terminator series I'm also totes enjoying this new woke ass cereal from Xirbisco called Cucks Ahoy!

Posted by: Han Yolo at November 11, 2019 08:46 PM (k5hWy)

414 Charlie has managed to put himself in the same situation as Epstein...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives

Neither surf....

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:46 PM (32YRo)

415 Ciarmella isn't a whistleblower, he's a Deep State traitor.


And you can't spell his last name without CIA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)

416 {{{Jane D'oh}}}


Are are you???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)

417
Praetorian (with thick cockney accent): 'ere 'erman. That's your new Emperor....Kaiser.
Who knew there were cockneys in the Praetorian Guard?


Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:43 PM (V6TVC)

---
That was why the show worked.

The Imperial family affected the English of the nobility. Sian Phillips was amazing. Calm, authoritative, born to rule.

The rank and file soldiers were Cockney, just like in England. It was great the way they cast it using the British Empire as the template.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)

418
Ciamarella's testimony can only hurt Democrats
or Schiff would let him testify. Charlie has managed to put himself in
the same situation as Epstein...

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (Ndje9


In my not so honest opinion they are desperately searching for someone who can hold this narrative together.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (MIvvh)

419 California Globe received a tip


So did Katie Hill.

Posted by: Hands at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (786Ro)

420 Only if he fails to leave the benjis on the night table before slipping out...

Posted by: Boswell at November 11, 2019 08:39 PM (32YRo)


So, same as in town?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (BiNEL)

421 Are are you???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)


I are good! How you be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

422
416 {{{Jane D'oh}}}


Are are you???
Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)


HOW are you?

Jeez...

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (TdMsT)

423 Okay, time to get serious writing done.

This was a hoot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (cfSRQ)

424 This is the blip on the Foxnews site I read.

NHL stated ' ...comments were offensive and contrary to values we believe in..'

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (2DOZq)

425 Suddenly all those Kristol cruises make sense. The pieces have fallen into place, so to speak.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (EZebt)

426 Are you all being naughty AGAIN???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:45 PM (TdMsT)


I swear it wasn't me!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (BiNEL)

427 Would you bang her on the stern?

Would you bang her in the stern?

Would you take another turn?

I'm doing it because the Libs were furious he was on the show.


crossing the memes, boss.

Posted by: BifBewalski at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (VcFUs)

428 That was why the show worked.

The Imperial family affected the English of the nobility. Sian Phillips was amazing. Calm, authoritative, born to rule.

The rank and file soldiers were Cockney, just like in England. It was great the way they cast it using the British Empire as the template.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)

Most of the viewers wouldn't recognize the difference between educated Latin and the version spoken by the legions. I know I wouldn't. But I can sure draw the parallel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (/sgva)

429 I guess Imonna go git in da bed and warm it up for D'oh.


Happy Veterans Day, all. Love to all who have served, and their loved ones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)

430 396 lol. I'm laughing way too much at you twisted fooks.

Posted by: kallisto at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (x7OgJ)

431 >>I still don't get it.

Where did the Russia hoax emanate from?

Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)

432 >>NHL stated ' ...comments were offensive and contrary to values we believe in..'


Fucking Woke Assholes.

Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (qMLbi)

433 I remember Hillary staring at those balloons like someone had slipped her seven stamps full of PCP, that was the strangest reaction

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

434 And you can't spell his last name without CIA.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (ptqGC)


Karma is a stone cold bitch, yes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (BiNEL)

435 I saw Cross Bellied Snootches open for Horton's Gimp back in '77. At least I think I did I was pretty wasted at the time.

Posted by: Sindy Lu Hu at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (Tnijr)

436 421 Are are you???

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (TdMsT)

I are good! How you be?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)


Very well, considering I worked in the yard all day.

I'd hire a service, but at this time of year they'd have to be here every day (century trees).

Is it still warm in Georgia?

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (TdMsT)

437 Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

Tell me you made up that name, Lt. Gash.

Posted by: Easy Andy at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (2DOZq)

438 Happy Veterans Day, all. Love to all who have served, and their loved ones.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:49 PM (ptqGC)


Jane, Back at you and D'Oh Boy!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:51 PM (BiNEL)

439 412 {{{Ladyl and Hrothgar BIG group hug!}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 11, 2019 08:46 PM (ptqGC)

See, now you're getting in the spirit of the thing.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (Od33b)

440 nood veterans

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Laments: Mimes, Why Did It Have To Be Mimes? at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (MIvvh)

441 NaClyDawg, the former Mrs. was a SKC on the Hunley, which they cut the welds holding it to the pier and sent to the Med, and which it is said came back 6 months later with 1/4 of the female sailors 'with child'. She was not one of the fecund having had a total hysterectomy previously. Which didn't stop her from offering some Master Chief my billet on the Ike later. But I got me a good 'un now, ain't I?

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (UUkQp)

442 Good night, Jane D'oh!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (TdMsT)

443 Fucking Woke Assholes.
Posted by: garrett at November 11, 2019 08:50 PM (qMLbi)

And Cherry didn't even "name names". I saw the video. He said he could walk the streets in Toronto (spit) or Mississauga (spit), and not one person in ten was wearing a poppy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (/sgva)

444 In my not so honest opinion they are desperately searching for someone who can hold this narrative together. Posted by: Mikey NTH

I think they are keeping Impeachment as a hole card for a Black Swan event such as a Lynch indictment or of course Granny & Gaylord. They've probably written off McCabe, Comey and Brennan.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 11, 2019 08:53 PM (Ndje9)

445 F my wife, please

Posted by: Anglebutt youngman at November 11, 2019 08:54 PM (ucNdt)

446 But I got me a good 'un now, ain't I?

Posted by: Eromero at November 11, 2019 08:52 PM (UUkQp)


True dat, my friend!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at November 11, 2019 08:54 PM (BiNEL)

447 Biden's threat caused it to be dropped so I guess the better term would be restart instead of continue.

OK, that works, too. Point being is that PDT didn't initiate this whole affair, it actually started under TFG's Rein of Error.


Has anybody on our side mentioned this timeline of events?

Naturally, the truth is irrelevant to the discussion as far as Dems are concerned, they'll just click their heels together three times and come up with another harebrained fantasy to attack PDT with after this one implodes too.



Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at November 11, 2019 08:54 PM (HaL55)

448 Pussy, still undefeated

Posted by: Anglebutt youngman at November 11, 2019 08:55 PM (ucNdt)

449 400 John Hurt was terrifying as Caligula.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 11, 2019 08:26 PM (j3npP)

A lot of actors have played Caligula over the years, but no one ever totally owned the role the way John Hurt did. He made insane Caligula one of the best characters in the entire production. He stole every scene he was in.

Posted by: Tom Servo at November 11, 2019 08:55 PM (V2Yro)

450 ---
That was why the show worked.

The Imperial family affected the English of the nobility. Sian Phillips was amazing. Calm, authoritative, born to rule.

The
rank and file soldiers were Cockney, just like in England. It was great
the way they cast it using the British Empire as the template.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at November 11, 2019 08:47 PM (cfSRQ)



I agree. It was just funny to me to hear the thick cockney accent of the Praetorian. Sian Phillips had one of the best lines when she addressed some gladiators: "You're all scum and you know it."

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 11, 2019 08:55 PM (7cIct)

451 403 One one Atlantic crossing, for an unknown reason, we had an semi-attractive addition to the wardroom. A Lt. Gash, female Intel Officer. She got better looking the longer we were at sea.

I was too junior to be in the mix, but one woman is a ship of 325 men was an interesting sociological experiment.

That was still better than the time before, when two female midshipman were trained by the horndog CO, on a visit to the Caribbean.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 08:44 PM (u82oZ)

As a salty sea dog I was asked my opinion of putting Women on Combat Vessels way back in 1987.

I didn't know it, but at that moment I destroyed any chance of promotion, because I openly talked about mixing Men and Women in high stress environments.

I openly questioned whether Women, as an average, would be better then a Man, at the same Seagoing task.

And, never even heard of Chesterton's Fence, I asked why fix something that ain't broke?

I even had a Female Chief Petty Officer castigate me for my views. So, I challenged her, she could CHOOSE the 10 best women in the Command (in Hawaii at the time, shore duty), and I would take 10 RANDOM Men, and we would go play paintball and see what happened.

She of course, would not take the bet. But she was also in the position to kill my yearly eval.

I've always believe that ignoring reality is a bitch, didn't know that ignoring POLITICAL reality, could also be a bitch.

Posted by: Don Q at November 11, 2019 08:56 PM (NgKpN)

452 Easy Andy

Negative. Maybe the name had an extra A: Gaash.

But I do remember the longing around the 7th day. Awkward as an Ensign. I had repressed all those memories until this thread.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 09:00 PM (u82oZ)

453 On Wednesday the impeachment hearings start in the House. Right now Trump is tweeting about Spicer on Dancing With The Stars.

He seems very worried.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 11, 2019 08:42 PM (ZLI7S)
*******
HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at November 11, 2019 09:01 PM (BqBId)

454 Eromer

Very true, today. She is one to treasure. Plus a lucky MoMeet prize winner. Two! Jewels45 bracelets!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 09:03 PM (u82oZ)

455 Don Q

Yet you spoke the truth. I respect that. My second ship, an Haze Gray and Underway steamer, went 10% female. My third ship was 50 /50. Sigh. You were right. Even the stories were not really worth it.

Recently I killed my interview for a school system department head position, saying I could save them money. Never say that in a modern school system.

But POLITICS is the death of a meritocracy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 11, 2019 09:07 PM (u82oZ)

456 > I've never done sci-fi cons, but I understand that back in the day, they were pretty wild.
Used to be.
Now they've all been taken over by communist feminazis.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 09:08 PM (tJvHx)

457 > John Hurt was terrifying as Caligula.
Yes, he was. There were many fine performances in that series, but he stands out even in that group.

On rewatching the series some years ago, I was amused at Patrick Stewart as Sejanus. When I saw the series for the first time, in its original run on PBS, he wasn't famous in this country.
On the rewatch, it was 'hey, that guy looks familiar...". Then he started talking. "OMG, it's young Patrick Stewart! With hair!"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 11, 2019 09:14 PM (tJvHx)

458 Cucktacular!

Posted by: F'n Shitebird at November 11, 2019 09:25 PM (QI5PR)

459 Was Bill Kristol anywhere near?

Posted by: Earth Pig at November 11, 2019 09:41 PM (lz4Mw)

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