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Democrats Are Running the Exact Same Playbook in Russia Hoax 2.0 as They Did in Russia Hoax 1.0, Now Demanding (Stop Me If You Heard This One Before) That Trump's Attorney General Must Recuse Himself
Hm, does that mean you want to get another Obama loyalist Deep Stater to take over everything involving Ukraine and, let me see if I can guess the next step, appoint a Special Prosecutor, perhaps?
What happened to the constant cry that "we must trust our officials to execute their jobs with honesty and integrity," the daily cant re: Bob Mueller? Bill Barr and John Durham have impeccable reputations -- but we're to ignore all that now because some people still can't get over that Hilary Clinton lost in 2016? By the way, notice the extreme lack of the repeated chant, "Trust your career law enforcement officials," from NeverTrump now that Barr and Durham pose some threat to their employment futures.Senate Judiciary Committee Democrats have called on Attorney General Barr to recuse himself from matters related to Ukraine because of concerns about his role in President Trump’s efforts to damage a political opponent and undermine the Russia investigation pic.twitter.com/iTHoxNWtCo
— Senator Dianne Feinstein (@SenFeinstein) October 27, 2019
First, Barr had absolutely nothing to do with the Ukraine call. Just because he's mentioned in the call isn't a reason to recuse.
Second, Feinstein's claim that Barr is trying to "undermine the Russia investigation" by investigating the origins of the probe, the FISA abuse and possible involvement of the Obama administration/FBI/DOJ officials is laughable and projection. They accuse Barr of somehow abusing his powers when that's what they are doing with their 'not really impeachment' effort to find something on which to get Trump. ... Are they concerned about what might be found about Democratic/FBI/DOJ/CIA involvement in efforts to undermine Trump with Russian and Ukrainian information in 2016? Sounds like they think that Barr and U.S. Attorney Durham might be getting close and they're hoping to stave him off.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Allie at October 30, 2019 12:03 PM (IxbL5)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'its just an eating disorder!'' at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (IGJk8)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 12:06 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (tmA71)
They must be in abject terror over what Horowitz and Durham are going to drop.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)
But in a nice way.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: Flyguy at October 30, 2019 12:08 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (7xojT)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (tH5fk)
LOLHAHAHAHA @ "...as well as investigations into the origins of the Russia investigation."
YEAH OKAY, KNUCKLEFUCKS.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Dw4Q1)
Holder and Lynch sure as Hell didn't when they were dealing with things like Fast and Furious and Hillary sharing classified docs.
Barr recuse himself? No. NJNBHN, Democrats.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: kallisto at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (tH5fk)
Old Lady flop-sweat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (t9Q9e)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (km69s)
But in a nice way.
____________
I agree with the first sentence.
But not the second.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JT at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (arJlL)
Sheesh. What a bunch of maroons. #WASTF
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)
I want the Romanian conspiracy, have to investigate their honeypots...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (8D42x)
But in a nice way.
____________
And that would be with a grand jury subpoena from Durham.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (2SB+z)
Old Lady flop-sweat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (hLRSq)
I read that as flop sweat chili I was thinking WTF??
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JFO2v)
I am waiting.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (fK2gX)
By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.
How does that work?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)
Yeah, sure thing
*insert sound clip of paper wadded and tossed into circular file*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)
Democrats are all, like, and, oh, btw,...
"as well as investigations into the Russian investigation."
HAHAHAHAHA!
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (Dw4Q1)
What Hillary and her minions in Barky's admin (I refuse to give that pothead credit for even this clumsy effort) is ten times worse than Watergate. But then Watergate was probably a couple notches below what LBJ did in office that the FNM of that day had zero interest in pointing out. At least today FNM has less of a monopoly so millions of people are getting the truth so there is some counter to the millions who still think the FNM are credible.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (n4y+3)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (tH5fk)
---
Her Chinese handlers still think she's useful.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (RU4sa)
I read that as flop sweat chili I was thinking WTF??
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JFO2v)
That's the stuff with carrots in it.
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (2SB+z)
Maybe Feinstein should recuse herself because her former aid, Daniel Jones, partnered with Fusion GPS to push the Russia collusion investigation/coup after Trump was elected?
Feinstein "mistakenly" releasing Glenn Simpson's closed door testimony demonstrates she's biased, amirite?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)
I hope the punchline is "Life without parole."
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Bill Barr at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (7wOG1)
Posted by: admiral marcus at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (x+C/t)
call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation
from Trump that were not included in the transcript.
How does that work?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)
Democrat, Deep State hack making vague statements about his "feelings" toward ORANGEMANBAD so it's all good.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (DU2N9)
Our office has received the letter from Senator Feinstein, and we have reviewed it. At this time, we have no plans to recuse from any involvement with the President's call with the Ukrainian president. In fact, this office has instructed Demaine's Funeral Home of Alexandria, VA, to embalm Ms. Feinstein. That establishment has done fine work on former senator Harry Reid, Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg, and US Women's soccer star/celebrity lesbian Megan Rapinoe, and we have no reason to suspect that their standards have lowered.
Thank you.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (I99aF)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (hLRSq)
How does that work?
_______________
It's the voices in their heads.
Remember when somebody (Maureen Dowd?) wrote that they heard a "boy" added to something some Republican said to Obama?
IOW, they're just f*&%king insane. They "hear" what they want to hear, whether it's actually said or not.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (k4dH2)
What ethical violation?
Shut up, that's what.
Now we're going to Impeach Trump because LTC Memorex has better recall of the call then the actual transcript.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (OH0N/)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (KNsKs)
For some values of "alive." See #47.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (XzT/D)
How does that work?"
Leftists are all mind readers. I figured this out after years of carefully explaining why I held a particular opinion, only to have a leftist come back with "no, what you really think..."
Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (hBMam)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (nIvDu)
aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)
... and appointing Rudy Guiliani to represent the AG's office until such time as he deems the matter settled.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)
1.0 was the abortive shitshow Simpson tried to pull against McCain.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (qZi43)
Funny, because if the nation would, say, outlaw socialism - or for that matter outlaw crimes against structuralism, of the sort world wars have been fought defending against - none of this familiar codependence would be happening.
The only thing standing between the right and the abyss is an accidental orange man.
Posted by: Ten at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (CPWXU)
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (s9DTK)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (7wOG1)
By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.
How does that work?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)
Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)
Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (O8SrN)
Which, when you think about it, a LOT of our politicians seem to have *chinese* issues.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (KA5Fy)
"... a gifted bureaucrat but temperamentally ill suited to the highly politicized environment of the moment. ... He didn't understand why he was being blamed, and he lost his bearings."
I've said this way back, he gave grounds to fire Comey, and when Trump used his memo, Rosie freaked and backtracked ... all down hill from there. So far the book and Patel show Rosie conspiring with the coup, no sign yet of him bravely setting up a sting to help Trump and entrap the coup plotters. Rosie also tried to get Nunes entrapped in an obstruction trap.
imo, MAYBE Barr was able to get Rosie to partly flip back later ... and support Barr as he took command, rather than let Rosie just skate out the back door, as he tried to do.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (7wOG1)
We use clean natural gas generated Electricity here in Texas to see at night.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (monUk)
Posted by: klaftern at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (O8SrN)
Democrats NEVER, EVER:
(1) Take accountability for anything
(2) Recuse themselves from anything
(3) Apologize for anything
Posted by: RM at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)
...
Seriously.
Can't they make it at least entertaining, like maybe Trump's Space Force is really a trojan horse for his plan to TAKE OVER THE MOON
Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (XzT/D)
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
I say, "Do what you want." It freezes my husband in place. "Oh, no, he says, I'm not falling for THAT!"
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019
*
*
I think you mean *as* Swan Lake.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: dantesed at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Brian
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Yup. Worth a look. A lot of very pointed snark in there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (O8SrN)
Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)
Yeah, that fell apart in about .02 seconds. Nary a mention on the local newz after much buildup...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)
Here's your obstruction of justice charge.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (7xojT)
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
I say, "Do what you want." It freezes my husband in place. "Oh, no, he says, I'm not falling for THAT!"
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)
Do what you want never ever means what you think it means when in bed!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v)
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
You want a straight answer, ask a straight question.
"Do you mind if I invite Kate Upton over Friday night while you're out and prematurely ejerkulate in my skivvies as I smile weakly when she actually shows up at the door and then leaves, disgusted, as I gather up the broken bits of my shattered ego?"
"Sure. Go ahead."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)
Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (IttZ7)
There's video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGbuXCOQUM
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (ykYG2)
"Did anyone - either you, or anyone on your staff, memorialize your conversation with Robert Mueller?"
"Yes."
"Who did that?"
"Uh - there were notes taken of the call."
"May we have those notes?"
Shrugs slightly. "No."
"Why not?"
"Why should you have them?"
So my guess is Barr will give this demand the consideration and respect it deserves.
Posted by: JPS at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (CdHlZ)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
I have a feeling your friend is going to be screaming at the sky for another 5 years. LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (7xojT)
You may purchase an unsanded 2" x 4" fir or pine stud and place it in your dumb ass.
Thank You
Posted by: Proper Response Department at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (BmkGd)
Posted by: illiniwek
I thought Rosenpenis was our bestest bud?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (oUkrT)
I'd ask for your sister's cell number.
But, then again - my couch is super confortable for sleeping.
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (7wOG1)
>>It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama. Why
can't these miserable people just enjoy their ill-gotten gains, shut up,
and leave decent people alone?
Right?
She was miserable while living in the WH, called it a prison. She's
now retired to private life with multiple fabulous, multi-million dollar
contracts to create entertainment content that influence millions of
people (books, movies, tv shows, podcasts) --- and all she can do is dig
up boilerplate black grievance complaints from decades past. When can
we expect her to tweet back to Lady Gaga - "So true, fame is a prison!!"
boo hoo hoo, cries the woman who has it all.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (bDqIh)
Her whole life has been one of mediocrity, and yet she is a jajillionaire and she simply cannot enjoy it. "Fame is a Prison"? LOL
You know who would argue against that? Bill Murray is famous and loved and the world is his oyster and he shares himself with his fans. That's how you do famous.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)
Walking farts?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)
if she's jogging, it sounds like a machine gun...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM
My money's on the next dim conspiracy theory being about the Republic of Georgia.
And Stacey Abrams is going to be very, very confused.
Posted by: Bert G at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (OMsf+)
There's video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGbuXCOQUM
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM
No way I am clicking that. Would like lunch today.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (7xojT)
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (7wOG1)
Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (2SB+z)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)
maybe that's why i always got in trouble, i couldn't identify nuance...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: A matchbox on the shelf at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (XgVAk)
in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news
sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is
already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to
play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX
Should offered her a plastic bag.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (nRWPy)
over a year. Asked how she was doing. She basically said that she was
holding her breath until Trump was impeached and that she couldn't
really get anything done and felt paralyzed until it happened. Which,
she assumed, was going to be a matter of DAYS. She lamented that she had
already been holding her breath (metaphorically) for over a month and
was losing her ability to cope anymore.
Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a
hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news
sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is
already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to
play out.
Posted by: zombie
You just perfectly described 70% of my office and 85% of my neighbors in this deep-blue, beautiful-people, white, upper-middle-class suburban Boston suburb.
Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CLteG)
Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Downcast
Seriously, that place has changed names more than Peiping.
When I was in grade school, it was Belly Russia. Then, Yellow Russia.
Finally, Ballet Russe...
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (8ZmvG)
It must be a special kind of hell to have the flat, impassive, featureless face with no nose and exposed nostrils not unlike the aliens in "War Of The Worlds," the Tom Cruise version.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (XzT/D)
Senate Judiciary Committee I'm recusing myself from all things related
to the Ukraine investigation...
... and appointing
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)
Fixed It For Us
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)
Jerry Brown 2008: My destruction from the mid 70s is taking too long. I'm going to speed up the destruction.
Gabin Threesome: Hold my beer.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: rhennigantx
SURPRISE!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Depends on your definition of 'actually'.
Posted by: Adam Schff at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)
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Then you boinked her while yelling out "I'm a Trumpaloo, I'm a Trumpaloo"?
Posted by: MAGA at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (I5LRE)
Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (u6xw0)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (ymnmz)
Below is a list of Republicans who apologized and the ginned-up "scandal" went away:
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (OH0N/)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (YslsA)
Great, just can't wait for that.
Posted by: dantesed at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (88xKn)
any relation to pixy?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (8D42x)
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer
*Immediately starts thinking back six years.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (oUkrT)
I'll accept that as a friendly amendment if you'll toss-in an extra-sharp, leathery pair of stompy-boots for AtC.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (DU2N9)
Senate Judiciary Committee I'm recusing myself from all things related
to the Ukraine investigation...
... and appointing Rudy Guiliani a relative unknown, AlextheChick to represent the AG's office until such time as she deems the matter settled.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)
Fixed It For Us
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Ooooh. It's going to be a busy week.
Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (XCfh1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)
Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM
Now I'm envisioning the hippos from Fantasia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)
he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were
not included in the transcript.
--
I'm trying to decide what's more pathetic.
Them actually thinking this supposed mystery nuance is good impeachment "evidence" to hang their hats on, or the NTs and other assorted idiots who choose to believe it all.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (N4xQB)
"What you want with me, big old dude?"
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: rickb223
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Only six?
Hell, I have to think back to when we were dating.
Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)
backs up what I think most of us have thought - Rosie was flip flopper who scrambled to look like he was on the side of whoever looked like they were most likely to win at any given time. The good part of that is that he wasn't inherently anti-Trump, and as soon as Trump looked strong again he was glad to flop back over onto his side.
I actually think the vast majority of the bureaucracy falls into that category.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (Dw4Q1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)
Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)
Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
He's gonna pardon Sharpton?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (oUkrT)
>>It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama.
It must be a special kind of hell to have the flat, impassive,
featureless face with no nose and exposed nostrils not unlike the aliens
in "War Of The Worlds," the Tom Cruise version.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (XzT/D)
Not to mention the taping and tucking she has to do each day to hide her junk. Not to mention the discomfort of the tape pulling on his "robins nest".
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (DU2N9)
As many as she likes!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)
He can go quietly into oblivion.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (6qErC)
The way he was pitching,
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (ykYG2)
Barr isn't going to recuse. As for what the Durham investigation reveals, he said "we'll let the chips fall where they may".
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (WHVt7)
I would have gone all apocalypse now and incarcerated them long ago.
Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (gmo/4)
Win a fucking game, dude.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (oUkrT)
"What you want with me, big old dude?"
Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Cssks)
All he needed to do was not suck last night and this conversation wouldn't be about him at all, I suppose.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (DU2N9)
When's the FOMC today?
Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (XCfh1)
Think of your secretary, sir.
Posted by: Hedley Lamar at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (q1Pj5)
87 Schiff's Show isn't going Broadway
The inquischfftion, what a show..
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (7xojT)
It was a real Schiff-wreck.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (iKWVb)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (fK2gX)
OR
"If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already." Dr. Laurence J. Peter
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
This phenomenon is known as "compounding disinterest."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Paolo at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rickb223
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Only six?
Hell, I have to think back to when we were dating.
Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)
I have a rule that anything that's occurred prior to the last 7 days is null and void, and not allowed to enter into discussion or consideration.
it works about as well as you'd think...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Galil at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (Pzzpr)
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Meh, i got over that eons ago. He (nor my sons) have any f-ing idea. I've found it more effective to
{males} What's for dinner?[me] no idea[males] ???[me] Why should I make you dinner when you can't even....[them] shit, I didn't know/remember/understand[me] hunger helps cement stuff in your mind
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (nRWPy)
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)
Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams.
Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (q1Pj5)
Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)
Same here. I think some of the
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (oUkrT)
That would be a Jive Turkey.
Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (u6xw0)
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife:
Hubby [*?*]
Suggested edit
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (1qbip)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (6qErC)
She's grown to hate Democrats because of impeachment?
How about the crazy policies their pushing: a borderless country, free healthcare for illegals, free college for illegals, reparations, abortion after the baby is born, the green new deal, etc.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (wiXsO)
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That's right. It's not the awful policy, it's the awful optics that bother her.
"They should look like they're working for America, not look like they're undermining the last presidential election."
Althouse is a ninny, but an interesting look at a slice of the electorate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)
At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)
the last 7 days is null and void, and not allowed to enter into
discussion or consideration.
it works about as well as you'd think...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (8D42x)
There are two theories in play about arguing with your woman. Neither of them works.
Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (q1Pj5)
Trump should insert Adam Schiff's head into Diane Feinstein's rectum.
At the next rally in Alabama:
"...I know. I know! It was beautiful, really, you had to be there, beautiful. It's a...what...what? This guy just shouted it out...what did you say...a 'human centipede.' Right. Crazy! What are ya gonna do..."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (XzT/D)
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams.
Posted by: Count de Monet
One "Oh Shit!" wipes out 10 "Attaboys".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: MAGA at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (I5LRE)
*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)
Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
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*there's points involved?
well, transfer my account to your younger sister...
/Greg Hahn
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (8D42x)
Trump should insert Adam Schiff's head into Diane Feinstein's rectum.
At the next rally in Alabama:
"...I know. I know! It was beautiful, really, you had to be there, beautiful. It's a...what...what? This guy just shouted it out...what did you say...a 'human centipede.' Right. Crazy! What are ya gonna do..."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (XzT/D)
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"We can't prove he's a pig f----r."
"I know that," replied Johnson. "I just want to hear him deny it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (q80AH)
Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
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That happened to me and I told my friend that I was voting for Trump because the Dems policies are insane and then proceeded to rattle off their insane policies. I suggested she watch a few videos that would open her eyes to the brainwashing and propaganda that she is being subjected to without even realizing it.
We left it at maybe she would vote 3rd party.
It's a start.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (q1Pj5)
You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into.
Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Cheri at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (ts3NT)
Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
He's gonna pardon Sharpton?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM
It was a jive turkey!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (7xojT)
Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (H8QX
Bill Clinton tried to recuse himself from his impeachment hearings.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (O8SrN)
131 DO WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT STUFF
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)
At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.
which? "do what you want" or "butt stuff"?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
This phenomenon is known as "compounding disinterest."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (XzT/D)
tff
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
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Man, she is gonna be just full of energy to fight for Democratic candidates come next November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (y7DUB)
Yeah, sorta proud that my first-born (a Bernie Brat in '16 who went all in for Felonious to stop the OrangeMan) is in that group. She's pretty much expecting Trump to cruise. Not happy about it, mind.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (DU2N9)
There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)
Instead, they went passive voice with "his testimony is consistent with [the statements of other people who also did not hear the call]"
And so, that's the lead--pretending this guy actually heard the call.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (OH0N/)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (6qErC)
Who is going to stop them?
A truth seeking media?
The judiciary?
The FBI?
The military?
The R's in the Senate?
The myriad of federal regulators?
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (xXx5y)
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)
Mine is always coming up with stupid shit like this. She thinks it's "cute".
The best answer to games like this is not to play.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (SvnHQ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (3cfl2)
John Brennan walks into a Barr.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)
........
Three minutes later an ambulance arrives.
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)
There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)
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Objection: The True Believers will never say that. They are True Believers.
The lifelong Democrats who are only Democrats because Granddaddy became one during the New Deal will say that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (q80AH)
IMHO she is ready to retire from blogging as well -- using the 'cruel neutrality' meme to make her pronouncements 'true' -- as opposed to the rest of the unwashed masses.
Too bad, she used to have some interesting takes on issues before she became just another academic now in the ascetic stage of her development. /s
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (gmo/4)
Yeah. If you do get adjudicated initially, Zod can guarantee that your five-year PR is gonna take forever and feel a lot like a pear-of-anguish colonoscopy. Conducted by federal employees. Who don't communicate well with each other. At all.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (XzT/D)
Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the
evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top
enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the
good guy"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)
gonna be a run on Grape Kool-Aid.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (O8SrN)
So, is she the Wine Mom demo?
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)
Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)
Same here. I think some of the smarter slightly less dumb ones are starting to get nervous.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM
If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
Well, Barry did only learn of things when they made the papers.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: wth at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (v0R5T)
So, is she the Wine Mom demo?
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)
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I think there's an argument for her as representation of that valued demographic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: t-bird
I want to see Jonestown style Kool Aid bars spring up in every major and minor city in these here United States.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)
At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)
you're married to Kristi Lee of Bob and Tom fame?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (8D42x)
Kate Upton is an heir to Whirlpool. And when an Upton says, "Lights out," you know, that has the force of law.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (8ZmvG)
>> "You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into."
Then your reply should be "I'm not responsible for what I "do" in your dreams."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (WHVt7)
(Tents hands). Mmm. His plan is working...perfectly.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (XzT/D)
I will never forgive these villainous scum traitors for destroying the culture and institutions in general, and the social contract and U.S. Constitution in particular. They've now made our differences irreconcilable.
I, and many like me, have been forced BY THEM to accept what we could never have imagined before: these people can never be allowed to run the country again, and if Trump has to go full Pinochet as a result -- so be it.
In the immortal words of John Rambo: "They drew first blood, sir!"
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (6pSOv)
>> "You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into."
Then your reply should be "I'm not responsible for what I "do" in your dreams."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (WHVt7)
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When Dolley complains about having to give birth, I say, "You didn't see me complaining when I pushed out half of him, did you?"
And look! I'm still alive!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
So everyone who disagrees is a blue meanie?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
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Man, she is gonna be just full of energy to fight for Democratic candidates come next November.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)
I look forward to when the Democrat base yells "What's with the freaking hold up already?"
The Democrat answer should be a good one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (hLRSq)
Taibbi and Greenwald are already there, along with Stephen Cohen. Mostly because they think it is stupid for America to start sh!t with Russia.
The 1980s called . . .
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM
Won't happen. They will never admit it even if they do. Team nevertrump is going to be like the Vichy after VE day. What? Us? Oh we were with you the whole time!
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (7xojT)
she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
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I have one earplug on MSNBC for several hours per day, and there are times when I have to rip the thing out, stare at it, and run to this place or similar and see if there's a drowning skull to see if Trump has resigned in shame. It darn near happens to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)
The Democrat answer should be a good one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (hLRSq)
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Repeal and replace?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen from the truck - just to set the mood.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)
'It was a team of dirty cops', Nunes said ... "
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (CLteG)
Muldoon has an EXCELLENT limerick up at his limerick site.
https://muldoonlimericks.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: monkey
So you tied her up and went fishing?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (qZi43)
I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)
Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM
Now I'm envisioning the hippos from Fantasia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM
Forget walls closing in, try floors caving in.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (COzlW)
And look! I'm still alive!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Well played!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (OH0N/)
If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my
truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan
and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street
Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen
from the truck - just to set the mood.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)
"Jump" from Van Halen comes to mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (N39Ws)
Their fake projects and fake scams are beyond sickening.
Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (q177U)
If he would just apologize. Mature adults do it all the time, it's not that hard, he could be a hero even, maybe, probably not but maybe, everyone could feel warm and hold hands again and sing in per-fect har-mo-nee and share Cokes and smiles.
If he would just...apologize.
Please, President Trump. Pleeeaaaassse.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)
White, upper middle class, college educated women. A goodly portion of the Democrat base.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM
****
All mine said was, "Ivory, I think we'll paint the ceiling ivory."
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (axyOa)
So there's that.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (Uf1WP)
Go for Rammstein : vimeo.com/45872382
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (XzT/D)
Not only am I clear, I now send texts and emails because when a woman talks too long males hear the teacher from peanuts.
But I'm way way past thinking life is a hallmark movie. I'm also having son ridiculing my son whose girlfriend thinks every weekend should be when you dress up in seasonal clothing and go to seasonal events and take pics or do instagram.
Whatcha doin' today honey? LLbean boots and a cable sweater at the pumpkin patch? Apple picking? Haunted House? Hay ride? Decorating?
Mom, stop.
LOL
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (LtG+N)
can't these miserable people just enjoy their ill-gotten gains, shut up,
and leave decent people alone?
"
I just heard her comments about white people running from blacks. (I saw it wearied and actually thought it was satire)
Maybe, just maybe, she should lecture black people on some of he things that make white people not want to live in black neighborhoods that everybody knows to be true. Unfortunately, pointing these things out will now get people like me labeled a racist, fired, career ruined, shunned socially and pretty soon put in jail. So maybe she could stick out her protected neck out do it for us.
Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)
I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)
Mrm.
Posted by: Someguy at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (O+iVW)
Women are like tile floors. Lay 'em right the first time, you can walk all over 'em for years.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (XzT/D)
DABA
"Do Anything But Anal."
Example:
"Ready for some fun tonight, honey?"
"Oh yes -- DABA!"
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (fK2gX)
from the truck - just to set the mood.
Posted by: 256^4
"Jump" from Van Halen comes to mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (oUkrT)
Proud Conservative Jonah Goldberg... https://mobile.twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1189532779668819971
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ABuva)
What does it say? He banned me eons ago, right about the time I kept noticing that conservatives don't support Hillary.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM
To do it right you need two cowering women and three cowering children that you're constantly putting in front of you for protection, and one dog growling and snapping at your heels.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (COzlW)
--
What'shername, the AG for Illinois who stepped aside (*wink wink*) during the Juicy Smollett laughable hoax-a-thon?
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (JoUsr)
Well, Barry did only learn of things when they made the papers.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (Ydn2k)
he could interpret comic section reasonable well
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)
Why would you do that to yourself? You'd get less aggravation by listening to a loop track of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)
A long form transcription of my response to your request can be found below:
"I am laughing out loud. Get fucked."
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (VoMt7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen from the truck - just to set the mood.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)
go ahead and JUMP
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (bElDL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
Amazing stuff, isn't it. I know a few. One, a Jewish gal from NY working in Hollywood at high levels. She thinks Trump is the greatest malefactor in human history.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (COzlW)
Full authenticity: Your left hand should stink vaguely of poop and/or goat.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (XzT/D)
DABA
"Do Anything But Anal."
Example:
"Ready for some fun tonight, honey?"
"Oh yes -- DABA!"
Posted by: zombie
YANA DABA DOOOOOOOO!!!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (oUkrT)
I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)
offer beer and a bj one or the other will do it
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
And look! I'm still alive!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
And no complaints about having to dilate to 10cm first, either.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Take a look at the caption to this photo:
https://tinyurl.com/yxheqcrl
Sometimes the memes just write themselves.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (WHVt7)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (H8QX
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And he hasn't even worn a woman suit.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (axyOa)
********
Secksie... mine said, "let me know when you're finished..."
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (flINI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (xfb67)
223 I'm not sure it's a husband/wife thing.
I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)
offer beer and a bj one or the other will do it
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
March 14 of every year. Steak bjer day. They get Valentines Day. March 14 is how we want to celebrate. Mark your calendars.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (N39Ws)
I do the "rolling motion" with my hand. She loves it.
Once - when she was on a particularly verbose run - I shouted "Words Words Words", covered my ears, and ran outside.
Another time - I grabbed a plastic sack, pulled it over my head, and pretended to choke myself out.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (SvnHQ)
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (FZYNt)
And all I could think is, "and that's your best?"
That's their "stopping Trump"
Completely unaware that the mask is gone: We know you're not calling Trump an asshole--you're calling everyone who voted for him an asshole too.
That's the part that staggers me: They have no desire to even pretend not to hate us anymore.
And they think that the lack of pushback means they're winning.
Not the steal resolve of "war!"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (OH0N/)
Doctor Sleep review embrago lifted:
https://tinyurl.com/y5g27scf
I've read one that highly praised it. I'm looking forward to it, and it looks like Dolley and I will be able to see it in theaters next weekend.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (q80AH)
--
Proof positive they want us to die. Imagine ingesting hippie ass. Ptomaine is a walk in the park by comparison.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Pliney at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (nzKWW)
And look! I'm still alive!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Brave man. Mind if I put a life insurance policy on you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)
It's only 3 inches but some girls like it that thick
Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (CLteG)
And look! I'm still alive!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Brave man. Mind if I put a life insurance policy on you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (N39Ws)
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As long as there's a double indemnity clause.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)
I want my kids born American, make that 10 inches!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
If her cervix dilates to 10 inches, the kid'll walk out.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (oUkrT)
(Nods sagely). Just...so.
However, he will likely be outdone when his son is emperor. One gets the sense that Barron will have precious little patience for "the vote" and "jury trials" and other silly liberal nostrums...
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: monkey
so I fucked her 4 times and hit her in the head with the frying pan
Posted by: Just the punchline guy at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM
Hope Solo.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (7xojT)
Ha.
I would love to meet the guys who are writing his Efficiency Report. I wonder what phone calls they are receiving?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)
Why would you do that to yourself? You'd get less aggravation by listening to a loop track of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)
Seriously Morticia, why do you do that to yourself? Unless you're being financially compensated in some way I'm telling you, turn off the signal. Digital media is subliminal manipulation.
Reminds me of a gay, vegan (former) coworker of mine who frequently bitched about Donald Trump's tweets and how awful they all were. "How can you SUPPORT him, I have an alert set up on my phone so that I see EVERY thing he tweets and it's KILLING me."
"Why?"
Posted by: ghost of kari at October 30, 2019 12:53 PM (VoMt7)
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (JFO2v)
Exactly. Heidi nuanced me into a hotel once. She called it 'time out'.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at October 30, 2019 12:53 PM (IGJk8)
Not only is that the worst take on something that ever graced Twitter, it also shows these losers will never, ever learn.
Cast them out into the Outer Darkness and remove their names from anything lasting so they are never remembered.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (j3npP)
That sounds like the correct Cold-War-era response to a spy's challenge question on a park bench.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (6pSOv)
Also immortal words of John Rambo: "Fuck 'em."
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (nHIjH)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
--
I'm basically picturing a cold-weather remake of "Black Hawk Down."
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (N4xQB)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (Grqx7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)
--
I'm basically picturing a cold-weather remake of "Black Hawk Down."
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (N4xQB)
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Heheh.
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: steevy
and fuck her on a bed filled with money
Posted by: Rick in SK at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)
********
So he really didn't lose last night...
Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (flINI)
I see that Feinstein's Twitter account is full of nasty comments bringing up the Chinese spy who chauffeured her car for 20 years, and how she participated in the hand-over of the Port of Long Beach to China, etc.
Maybe she and her staff are too fossilized to purge the nasty (and completely true) comments being left there. I wonder if she even knows she has a Twitter account, or what Twitter is.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (FAXVZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)
...assuming she's not at the Gerrit Cole residence, engaged in acts with Mr. and Mrs. Cole that are probably illegal in Texas.
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (XzT/D)
I believe Obama recused himself from heterosexual intercourse.
Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (q177U)
If it's wrong that I'm rooting for massive casualties on both sides of the feminazi vs. transmonster war that's just starting to heat up, well then I don't wanna be right.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:57 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (q177U)
Considering who he married, he probably deserves a pass on that.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (SvnHQ)
Cruel Neutrality (tm) is another rhetorical device, like Academic or Religious Ascetic, claiming opinion beyond petty personal issues. Higher power, yo.
If you are a Neutral, you never have to say you are sorry. Ascetics have devoted their lives to analysis and we everyday proles must obey the dictates of the practitioner's supposed asceticism in service of the true.
Bah, another day, another rhetorical scam.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:57 PM (DU2N9)
I must say I'm a bit torn here because I don't think girls or women should be wasting time playing sports, so if trannies end up destroying that it's a good thing. But of course the whole idea of trannies doing this is absolutely clownworld ludicrous. Get rid of women's sports, get rid of both problems.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (j3npP)
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Yesterday on MSDNC they were tsk-tsking that Trump collects data from attendees at his rallies. He's not supposed to do that!
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (COzlW)
Puzzy
Posted by: Barney Fife at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (YTBIQ)
ALL of the rest of it is dust, smoke, mirrors, and bullshit.
There really is no reason to entertain, or even discuss, their bullshit argument du jour. It is all just a distraction to keep their crooked asses out of jail and/or off the gallows.
Posted by: jc at October 30, 2019 01:00 PM (PuMKG)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (go1tM)
The Dems want Rosen to run the investigation? That seems no better for them.
Maybe they think Mueller needs a job and they can wrangle him into that.
Posted by: Spitballs, get your Spitballs at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (hkCNq)
Concerned? No. Terrified? Yes.
But about any criminal penalties? Maybe not. About political penalties? The most terrified of all.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Caliban at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (qEujL)
lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist
news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office
is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it
all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)
Sadly, these bubbles are airtight and light free. I talk to people constantly that believe Covington kids Nazis, Jussie Smollet was attacked, and now, just yesterday, somebody who really, truly believed that Baghdadi really was an Austere Cleric. Same person I showed the actual video of the Covington kids, and refused to believe her lying eyes. So the news that Baghdadi killed and raped anything with legs for decades was just too, too much.
These people (don't believe it's just the bay area) are so wrapped up in their insty/FB worlds, that they only occasionally peak at "news" which is always CNN or a local radio station. Everybody around the water cooler parrots the same crap, and they all believe Trump is destroying us.
Uh hey, have you looked around? There's new housing going in everywhere. The freeways are jammed (unlike 6 years ago). Shopping centers that were graveyards are now jumping. Oh, and your 401k? Bothered to look at your paycheck?
Things like this really make me take a second look at chemtrails.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 30, 2019 01:02 PM (Z1ykJ)
imo, the sheltered rich have been made uber rich via monetary policy, and globalism that undermined the lives of the "non-invested". The heartland and rust belt workers were sacrificed for Corporatism over Liberty.
Unlimited Debt was laid on the credit cards of the children (Obama called Bush unAmerican for doing that) ... and we are now inthe death throws of this elitist class that did not really achieve on their own, they sold off America piecemeal while marveling at their retirement fund riches.
We are now heading back to unheard of zero rates or negative rates, and QE to save us. Trump plays along with the stock market inflation .. no other choice really. Second Term to save America?
fed funds long term chart
https://tinyurl.com/y3v29s75
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 01:03 PM (Cus5s)
Obviously laughable, in both cases.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2019 01:03 PM (QDnY+)
I have a co-worker who is a cookie cutter leftist talking point come to life. He doesn't have a single political opinion that isn't as predictable as the tides. To him, Trump is as dangerous as Hitler right before the Final Solution was codified.
He thinks the only thing keeping Trump from rounding up the gays and the illegals into camps is the brave truth-telling media and all of the people courageously marching for or against whatever.
TRUMP!
The guy who was a predictable center-leftist (by NE USA standards) on most topics for most of his life.
Trump today is probably to the left of JFK when he was POTUS, that's how far the "overton window" has shifted.
And STILL, the left has to scare its base into thinking anybody to the right on Nanzi Pelosi is a dangerous ideologue, primed to put y'all back in chains.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2019 01:05 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: whistleblower in cheif at October 30, 2019 01:13 PM (0hOKG)
"But he hit me and abused me for YEARS!"
"Hush, we're not talking about your husband now, we're talking about you."
Every last time... "But this sort of dealing and horse trading and maneuvering seems pretty standard to me, Hillary did this crap while SoS and Obama did that crap while President and no one cared then or cares now."
"Hush, we're not talking about Hillary, we're talking about Trump."
"Okay, we're talking about Trump. The DNC pulled those shenanigans and pulled in the "deep state" partly through lies and partly through common interest. But you're going to claim that nothing can be investigated because the people investigating are the injured parties?"
"Hush, we're not talking about your abusive husband's actions, we're talking about what YOU did."
Posted by: Synova at October 30, 2019 01:19 PM (BD/yx)
Posted by: Democrat-Alinskyite Playbook at October 30, 2019 01:19 PM (koNhm)
Use the media. Call their lies evidence. Investigate using perjury traps. Charge on process crimes. Threaten to investigate/charge family members. Obtain guilty plea. Move on to next target.
Tyranny of Libel, Slander and Defamation
Posted by: Simplemind at October 30, 2019 01:23 PM (KlKAj)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 30, 2019 01:24 PM (FEQY4)
Is DiFi still waving Harvey Milk's bloody shirt?
Posted by: Count de Monet
During the last gun ban, she claimed that she was first into the room, and that she had pushed her finger into the bullet-hole, into his brain.
That was enough for me. I'm only a hunter/killer/target shooter/murderer.
I'm not into that kinky shit. 'Cause that's some kinky shit right there.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 01:27 PM (8ZmvG)
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 01:27 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: But muh principles at October 30, 2019 01:32 PM (ApaIQ)
Posted by: Zombie Emil Zola at October 30, 2019 01:35 PM (w9Wax)
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Yep. We have no idea what you are thinking.
We spend no time thinking about what you are thinking. (Unless you are thinking about sports, food or sex. Invert the order if you are under 30.)
If you want us to think about what you are thinking, you are going to have to tell us what you are thinking.
Will take direction if appropriate. Will not improvise, unless that behavior has been properly incentivized and not disincentivized.
The rest is pretty simple. Naps, cookies, beer and the occasional attaboy.
Posted by: Morons explained at October 30, 2019 01:44 PM (R9QdV)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at October 30, 2019 01:47 PM (Ayk4B)
45
Ashcroft, did because some advisor now at the dea, said rove, and then we were afflicted with fitz,_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ashcroft's DAG at the time of the former's recusal was . . . wait for it . . .
. . . James B. Comey Jr., the most indispensable man in America.
It was Comey who appointed his above all reproach best buddy Patrick Fitzgerald, even though they knew on day 1 that no crime had been committed and that the leaker of the name of the non-clandestine agent was Armitage. They pursued an investigation of a non-crime anyway, in order to create one.
Recall the curious relationship between Wilson at State and his wife Plame at CIA - the Fitzgerald Special Counsel was really a dry run by the Security State for what they've been doing since Trump was the putative nominee of the GOP.
Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 30, 2019 01:57 PM (ssz2a)
Posted by: Vindman the Great at October 30, 2019 02:01 PM (hOtJL)
"Trump did it, we ll know he did it and Trump should apologize publicly to try andcsave some scraps of the Party...
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