Democrats Are Running the Exact Same Playbook in Russia Hoax 2.0 as They Did in Russia Hoax 1.0, Now Demanding (Stop Me If You Heard This One Before) That Trump's Attorney General Must Recuse Himself

Hm, does that mean you want to get another Obama loyalist Deep Stater to take over everything involving Ukraine and, let me see if I can guess the next step, appoint a Special Prosecutor, perhaps?

What happened to the constant cry that "we must trust our officials to execute their jobs with honesty and integrity," the daily cant re: Bob Mueller?

Bill Barr and John Durham have impeccable reputations -- but we're to ignore all that now because some people still can't get over that Hilary Clinton lost in 2016?

By the way, notice the extreme lack of the repeated chant, "Trust your career law enforcement officials," from NeverTrump now that Barr and Durham pose some threat to their employment futures.



Bonchie at RedState figures I will answer "LOLGF."

First, Barr had absolutely nothing to do with the Ukraine call. Just because he's mentioned in the call isn't a reason to recuse.


Second, Feinstein's claim that Barr is trying to "undermine the Russia investigation" by investigating the origins of the probe, the FISA abuse and possible involvement of the Obama administration/FBI/DOJ officials is laughable and projection. They accuse Barr of somehow abusing his powers when that's what they are doing with their 'not really impeachment' effort to find something on which to get Trump.

...

Are they concerned about what might be found about Democratic/FBI/DOJ/CIA involvement in efforts to undermine Trump with Russian and Ukrainian information in 2016?

Sounds like they think that Barr and U.S. Attorney Durham might be getting close and they're hoping to stave him off.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:03 PM




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1 Tell 'em to get f****ed.

Posted by: Allie at October 30, 2019 12:03 PM (IxbL5)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (q80AH)

3 I call dibs on the upcoming Belorussian conspiracy.

Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)

4 wow. I read it. rookie.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'its just an eating disorder!'' at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (IGJk8)

5 The top-rated replies to that tweet are encouraging.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 30, 2019 12:06 PM (CQ3Qb)

6 I'm too tired for this crap. They all need to sht the eff up and do their effin' jobs.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (3sOO0)

7 So when Hoax 2.0 fails, what's hoax 3.0?

Trump once set foot in country X, impeach?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (tmA71)

8 Barr had nothing to do with Ukraine. This is just dumb.

They must be in abject terror over what Horowitz and Durham are going to drop.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (ZLI7S)

9 Barr will tell them to go fuck themselves.
But in a nice way.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

10 First draft of Feinstein letter demanded that Trump recuse himself from any matters related to foreign or domestic policy. So, this version is her being a moderate.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (hdzef)

11 Oh, and speaking of recusal, when's RBG going to recuse herself because she was vocal in her disapproval of Trump in the campaign. Of course, she might as well just recuse herself in to the grave at this point.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 30, 2019 12:08 PM (3sOO0)

12 LOLGF

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (8D42x)

13 I should recuse myself from paying taxes to these a-holes.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (1ISKN)

14 Made it to the nude.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (7xojT)

15 LOLGF

QFT

Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (tH5fk)

16


LOLHAHAHAHA @ "...as well as investigations into the origins of the Russia investigation."


YEAH OKAY, KNUCKLEFUCKS.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:09 PM (Dw4Q1)

17 Stupid question: Prior to Sessions, has an AG ever recused himself?

Holder and Lynch sure as Hell didn't when they were dealing with things like Fast and Furious and Hillary sharing classified docs.

Barr recuse himself? No. NJNBHN, Democrats.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (bDqIh)

18 We're under occupation by enemy forces.

Posted by: kallisto at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (DJFLF)

19 Yeah, lolgf is really the only appropriate answer for this.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (DU2N9)

20 I didn't know Dianne Fienstein was still a thing.

Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (tH5fk)

21 Update: Democrats send AG Barr a recusal demand smelling of desperation, flop-sweat, and chili, but mostly desperation and flop-sweat.


Old Lady flop-sweat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (hLRSq)

22 A lot of people need to meet very very painful and fatal Justice.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (t9Q9e)

23 Did DiFi's Chinese spy tell her to say that?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (jp0Bv)

24 In their defense, they are all dumb fucks right?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (km69s)

25 9 Barr will tell them to go fuck themselves.
But in a nice way.
____________

I agree with the first sentence.

But not the second.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (k4dH2)

26 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (arJlL)

27 I see Chi-Di-Fi got the memo from her Chi-Com handlers along with the deposit to her offshore account.

Sheesh. What a bunch of maroons. #WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (HaL55)

28 John Brennan walks into a Barr.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)

29

I guess I'd rather see these psycho progs going after the lawyers than doing any legislating.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (ikxxu)

30 I call dibs on the upcoming Belorussian conspiracy.

Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)

I want the Romanian conspiracy, have to investigate their honeypots...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (8D42x)

31 9 Barr will tell them to go fuck themselves.
But in a nice way.
____________

And that would be with a grand jury subpoena from Durham.

Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (2SB+z)

32 21 Update: Democrats send AG Barr a recusal demand smelling of desperation, flop-sweat, and chili, but mostly desperation and flop-sweat.


Old Lady flop-sweat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (hLRSq)

I read that as flop sweat chili I was thinking WTF??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JFO2v)

33 The entire Democratic Party and entire Deep State must recuse themselves from all activities, because they are biased.

I am waiting.

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (fK2gX)

34 Still trying to wrap my head around the star witnesses testimony yesterday.

By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.

How does that work?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

35 This is from a senator?

Yeah, sure thing

*insert sound clip of paper wadded and tossed into circular file*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (6qErC)

36
Democrats are all, like, and, oh, btw,...
"as well as investigations into the Russian investigation."


HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (Dw4Q1)

37 Cant remember if I read it or heard Rush L give the theory that this Ukraine 'impeachment' BS is about discrediting the investigation into the FISA abuse and spying on Trump's campaign, trying to set him up etc.

What Hillary and her minions in Barky's admin (I refuse to give that pothead credit for even this clumsy effort) is ten times worse than Watergate. But then Watergate was probably a couple notches below what LBJ did in office that the FNM of that day had zero interest in pointing out. At least today FNM has less of a monopoly so millions of people are getting the truth so there is some counter to the millions who still think the FNM are credible.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (n4y+3)

38 20 I didn't know Dianne Fienstein was still a thing.
Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:10 PM (tH5fk)

---

Her Chinese handlers still think she's useful.

Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (RU4sa)

39
I read that as flop sweat chili I was thinking WTF??
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JFO2v)

That's the stuff with carrots in it.

Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (2SB+z)

40 >>Second, Feinstein's claim that Barr is trying to "undermine the Russia investigation" by investigating the origins of the probe, the FISA abuse and possible involvement of the Obama administration/FBI/DOJ officials is laughable and projection.


Maybe Feinstein should recuse herself because her former aid, Daniel Jones, partnered with Fusion GPS to push the Russia collusion investigation/coup after Trump was elected?

Feinstein "mistakenly" releasing Glenn Simpson's closed door testimony demonstrates she's biased, amirite?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

41 28 John Brennan walks into a Barr.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)

I hope the punchline is "Life without parole."

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (jp0Bv)

42 LOLGF, Dems.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (ClOmq)

43 How does that work?"

Mushrooms. Magic mushrooms.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (6qErC)

44 *Bagpipe Solo*

Posted by: Bill Barr at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (7wOG1)

45 Ashcroft, did because some advisor now at the dea, said rove, and then we were afflicted with fitz,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (x+C/t)

46 By his own admission he was not part of the phone
call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation
from Trump that were not included in the transcript.

How does that work?


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

Democrat, Deep State hack making vague statements about his "feelings" toward ORANGEMANBAD so it's all good.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:13 PM (DU2N9)

47 @AGBarr:

Our office has received the letter from Senator Feinstein, and we have reviewed it. At this time, we have no plans to recuse from any involvement with the President's call with the Ukrainian president. In fact, this office has instructed Demaine's Funeral Home of Alexandria, VA, to embalm Ms. Feinstein. That establishment has done fine work on former senator Harry Reid, Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg, and US Women's soccer star/celebrity lesbian Megan Rapinoe, and we have no reason to suspect that their standards have lowered.

Thank you.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (XzT/D)

48 Hey DiFi, maybe you can find a batshit cat-lady whore to accuse Barr of running a train on her as a teenager, you wrinkled Chinese spy.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (I99aF)

49 Seriously, it tells me that the Democrats know that Schiff's Show isn't going Broadway. I wonder if they realize how deep a hole they dug for themselves?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (hLRSq)

50 By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.

How does that work?
_______________

It's the voices in their heads.

Remember when somebody (Maureen Dowd?) wrote that they heard a "boy" added to something some Republican said to Obama?

IOW, they're just f*&%king insane. They "hear" what they want to hear, whether it's actually said or not.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (k4dH2)

51 Don't forget all the calls that Barr be disbarred.

What ethical violation?

Shut up, that's what.

Now we're going to Impeach Trump because LTC Memorex has better recall of the call then the actual transcript.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (OH0N/)

52 Hey Fienstein, behold the power of a fully operational Presidency!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

53 Feinstein is still alive?

Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (KNsKs)

54 DIFI can blow it out her ass. Trump played this game once and no way he is going to play it again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (pw+jk)

55 Beautifully mutated.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (XzT/D)

56 >>53 Feinstein is still alive?
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:14 PM (KNsKs)

For some values of "alive." See #47.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (XzT/D)

57 "By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.

How does that work?"

Leftists are all mind readers. I figured this out after years of carefully explaining why I held a particular opinion, only to have a leftist come back with "no, what you really think..."

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (hBMam)

58 Thanks for making yourself visible, Dianne. You're like fine china.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (nIvDu)

59 Schiff's Show isn't going Broadway

aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)

60 AG Barr - at the request of the ranking member of the Senate Judiciary Committee I'm recusing myself from all things related to the Ukraine investigation...

... and appointing Rudy Guiliani to represent the AG's office until such time as he deems the matter settled.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)

61 This would be Russia hoax 3.0.

1.0 was the abortive shitshow Simpson tried to pull against McCain.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (qZi43)

62 The psycho left has done a superb job keeping the ostensible right on its heels, a maneuver that right is only too happy to oblige. All this bullshit is that strategy become a wall to wall, floor to ceiling tactic.

Funny, because if the nation would, say, outlaw socialism - or for that matter outlaw crimes against structuralism, of the sort world wars have been fought defending against - none of this familiar codependence would be happening.
The only thing standing between the right and the abyss is an accidental orange man.

Posted by: Ten at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (CPWXU)

63 Recusal is the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: Jeff Sessions at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (s9DTK)

64 California : Still Burning

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (7wOG1)

65 34 Still trying to wrap my head around the star witnesses testimony yesterday.

By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were not included in the transcript.

How does that work?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 30, 2019 12:12 PM (JUOKG)

Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.

*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (JFO2v)

66 DIFI can blow it out her ass."

Walking farts?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)

67 aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)

Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (IttZ7)

68 Even twatter is laughing at Chinese Diane.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (nRWPy)

69 Right after anyone involved in failed coup attempt 1.0 recuse themselves.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (O8SrN)

70 Dianne shoulda been forced to resign with all her *chinese* issues.

Which, when you think about it, a LOT of our politicians seem to have *chinese* issues.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (KA5Fy)

71 From Lee's new book "The Plot Against the President", Nunes' team (Objective Medusa team) led by Patel and "Jim" (didn't want his real name used) ... are the tip of the spear in cutting off the many heads of DeepState. Patel says the last time he agreed with Rosenstein was over the memo that gave grounds to fire Comey. After that Rosie fell back in with his old pals.

"... a gifted bureaucrat but temperamentally ill suited to the highly politicized environment of the moment. ... He didn't understand why he was being blamed, and he lost his bearings."


I've said this way back, he gave grounds to fire Comey, and when Trump used his memo, Rosie freaked and backtracked ... all down hill from there. So far the book and Patel show Rosie conspiring with the coup, no sign yet of him bravely setting up a sting to help Trump and entrap the coup plotters. Rosie also tried to get Nunes entrapped in an obstruction trap.


imo, MAYBE Barr was able to get Rosie to partly flip back later ... and support Barr as he took command, rather than let Rosie just skate out the back door, as he tried to do.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

72 64 California : Still Burning
Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (7wOG1)

We use clean natural gas generated Electricity here in Texas to see at night.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (JFO2v)

73 Meanwhile, in the background, the bagpipes are getting louder. And louder.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (monUk)

74 LSMFT

Posted by: klaftern at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (RuIsu)

75 Any chance we can get a Polish conspiracy going?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (O8SrN)

76 "Stupid question: Prior to Sessions, has an AG ever recused himself?"

Democrats NEVER, EVER:

(1) Take accountability for anything

(2) Recuse themselves from anything

(3) Apologize for anything

Posted by: RM at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (U3LtS)

77 3 I call dibs on the upcoming Belorussian conspiracy.
Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM (lBguo)

...

Seriously.

Can't they make it at least entertaining, like maybe Trump's Space Force is really a trojan horse for his plan to TAKE OVER THE MOON

Posted by: TexasDan at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (yL25O)

78 >>Chinese Diane

Orda by numba.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (XzT/D)

79
*husband*

So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?

*wife with nuances*

Sure, go ahead.


I say, "Do what you want." It freezes my husband in place. "Oh, no, he says, I'm not falling for THAT!"




Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)

80 Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019


*
*

I think you mean *as* Swan Lake.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (ClOmq)

81 So, in October 2020 there will be a Hoax 7.0?

Great, just can't wait for that.

Posted by: dantesed at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (88xKn)

82 The top-rated replies to that tweet are encouraging.
Posted by: Brian
------

Yup. Worth a look. A lot of very pointed snark in there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (xSo9G)

83 Who ever thought we'd really live to see California become a third wold country?



Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (O8SrN)

84 Yesterday I met an old friend I hadn't spoken to in over a year. Asked how she was doing. She basically said that she was holding her breath until Trump was impeached and that she couldn't really get anything done and felt paralyzed until it happened. Which, she assumed, was going to be a matter of DAYS. She lamented that she had already been holding her breath (metaphorically) for over a month and was losing her ability to cope anymore.

Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)

85 the star witnesses testimony yesterday"

Yeah, that fell apart in about .02 seconds. Nary a mention on the local newz after much buildup...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (6qErC)

86 Hey Di it sounds like you're trying to obstruct a criminal investigation.

Here's your obstruction of justice charge.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (j3npP)

87 Schiff's Show isn't going Broadway

The inquischfftion, what a show..

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (7xojT)

88 79
*husband*

So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?

*wife with nuances*

Sure, go ahead.


I say, "Do what you want." It freezes my husband in place. "Oh, no, he says, I'm not falling for THAT!"




Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)

Do what you want never ever means what you think it means when in bed!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (JFO2v)

89 >>*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.

You want a straight answer, ask a straight question.

"Do you mind if I invite Kate Upton over Friday night while you're out and prematurely ejerkulate in my skivvies as I smile weakly when she actually shows up at the door and then leaves, disgusted, as I gather up the broken bits of my shattered ego?"

"Sure. Go ahead."

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (XzT/D)

90 aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)

Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (IttZ7)


There's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGbuXCOQUM

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (aS1PU)

91 Senate Judiciary Committee Democrats: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks. Gaze upon it. Thou shalt find in barren.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (q1Pj5)

92 the impeachment inquiry is Hoax 0.7 Alpha. They won't even agree it's a real investigation.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (ykYG2)

93 I'm still laughing at his exchange with Sen. Blumenthal:

"Did anyone - either you, or anyone on your staff, memorialize your conversation with Robert Mueller?"

"Yes."

"Who did that?"

"Uh - there were notes taken of the call."

"May we have those notes?"

Shrugs slightly. "No."

"Why not?"

"Why should you have them?"

So my guess is Barr will give this demand the consideration and respect it deserves.

Posted by: JPS at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (CdHlZ)

94 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM

I have a feeling your friend is going to be screaming at the sky for another 5 years. LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (7xojT)

95 Re: Your letter.

You may purchase an unsanded 2" x 4" fir or pine stud and place it in your dumb ass.

Thank You

Posted by: Proper Response Department at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (BmkGd)

96 imo, MAYBE Barr was able to get Rosie to partly flip back later ... and support Barr as he took command, rather than let Rosie just skate out the back door, as he tried to do.
Posted by: illiniwek


I thought Rosenpenis was our bestest bud?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (oUkrT)

97 >>"Do what you want."


I'd ask for your sister's cell number.

But, then again - my couch is super confortable for sleeping.

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM (7wOG1)

98 345
>>It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama. Why
can't these miserable people just enjoy their ill-gotten gains, shut up,
and leave decent people alone?





Right?

She was miserable while living in the WH, called it a prison. She's
now retired to private life with multiple fabulous, multi-million dollar
contracts to create entertainment content that influence millions of
people (books, movies, tv shows, podcasts) --- and all she can do is dig
up boilerplate black grievance complaints from decades past. When can
we expect her to tweet back to Lady Gaga - "So true, fame is a prison!!"
boo hoo hoo, cries the woman who has it all.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 30, 2019 12:07 PM (bDqIh)


Her whole life has been one of mediocrity, and yet she is a jajillionaire and she simply cannot enjoy it. "Fame is a Prison"? LOL
You know who would argue against that? Bill Murray is famous and loved and the world is his oyster and he shares himself with his fans. That's how you do famous.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (ymnmz)

99 DIFI can blow it out her ass."

Walking farts?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (6qErC)

if she's jogging, it sounds like a machine gun...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (8D42x)

100 >>I thought Rosenpenis was our bestest bud?

I thought nothing was happening?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (ZLI7S)

101 I call dibs on the upcoming Belorussian conspiracy.

Posted by: Downcast at October 30, 2019 12:04 PM


My money's on the next dim conspiracy theory being about the Republic of Georgia.

And Stacey Abrams is going to be very, very confused.

Posted by: Bert G at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (OMsf+)

102
There's video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGbuXCOQUM
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 30, 2019 12:22 PM

No way I am clicking that. Would like lunch today.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (7xojT)

103 I'd take 100 x "Do what you want." s

over one "Fine."

Posted by: garrett at October 30, 2019 12:23 PM (7wOG1)

104 Barr should have Durham serve DiFi a subpoena in a Chinese take-out box.

Posted by: Roy at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (2SB+z)

105 I say, "Do what you want." It freezes my husband in place. "Oh, no, he says, I'm not falling for THAT!"

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:19 PM (nRWPy)

maybe that's why i always got in trouble, i couldn't identify nuance...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (8D42x)

106 Don't look at me, I'm irrelevant.

Posted by: A matchbox on the shelf at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (XgVAk)

107 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives
in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news
sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is
already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to
play out.

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX

Should offered her a plastic bag.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (nRWPy)

108 Yesterday I met an old friend I hadn't spoken to in
over a year. Asked how she was doing. She basically said that she was
holding her breath until Trump was impeached and that she couldn't
really get anything done and felt paralyzed until it happened. Which,
she assumed, was going to be a matter of DAYS. She lamented that she had
already been holding her breath (metaphorically) for over a month and
was losing her ability to cope anymore.



Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a
hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news
sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is
already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to
play out.
Posted by: zombie

You just perfectly described 70% of my office and 85% of my neighbors in this deep-blue, beautiful-people, white, upper-middle-class suburban Boston suburb.

Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)

109 Do they mean recuse colloquially or actually?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (ymnmz)

110 Not going to work, bitch. Either the perps are brought to justice or it's civil war! Take your pick!

Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CLteG)

111
Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.

*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
----------

Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)

112 Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.. which, I think, is better looking than DiFi..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (so+oy)

113 I call dibs on the upcoming Belorussian conspiracy.

Posted by: Downcast


Seriously, that place has changed names more than Peiping.
When I was in grade school, it was Belly Russia. Then, Yellow Russia.
Finally, Ballet Russe...


Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (8ZmvG)

114 >>It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama.

It must be a special kind of hell to have the flat, impassive, featureless face with no nose and exposed nostrils not unlike the aliens in "War Of The Worlds," the Tom Cruise version.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (XzT/D)

115 G Barr - at the request of the ranking member of the
Senate Judiciary Committee I'm recusing myself from all things related
to the Ukraine investigation...

... and appointing Rudy Guiliani a relative unknown, AlextheChick to represent the AG's office until such time as she deems the matter settled.


Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)

Fixed It For Us

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)

116 Jerry Brown mid 70s: I'm going to destroy California.
Jerry Brown 2008: My destruction from the mid 70s is taking too long. I'm going to speed up the destruction.
Gabin Threesome: Hold my beer.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (pw+jk)

117 Do what you want never ever means what you think it means when in bed!
Posted by: rhennigantx



SURPRISE!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (oUkrT)

118 Do they mean recuse colloquially or actually?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Depends on your definition of 'actually'.

Posted by: Adam Schff at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (CDGwz)

119 those things that wives say when they mean something else."

Well, that covers... everything.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (6qErC)

120 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)

-----

Then you boinked her while yelling out "I'm a Trumpaloo, I'm a Trumpaloo"?

Posted by: MAGA at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (I5LRE)

121 China Spy DiFi...that Difi?

Oh My!

Bwahahahaha!!!


Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (u6xw0)

122 ITS FUNNY CAUSE LORETTA LYNCH LITERALLY HAD A SECRET MEETING WITH BILL CLINTON WHILE HILLARY WAS UNDER FBI INVESTIGATION AND WAS OUTED BY A LUCKY REPORTER WHO STUMBLED ACROSS IT AND NOBODY WAS ASKED TO RECUSE THEN!

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at October 30, 2019 12:26 PM (ymnmz)

123 How about the ubercuck call that "if Trump would just apologize, impeachment would go away?"

Below is a list of Republicans who apologized and the ginned-up "scandal" went away:

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (OH0N/)

124 By even better reasoning, Schiff needs to recuse himself.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (YslsA)

125 So, in October 2020 there will be a Hoax 7.0?

Great, just can't wait for that.

Posted by: dantesed at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (88xKn)

any relation to pixy?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (8D42x)

126 Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer


*Immediately starts thinking back six years.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (oUkrT)

127 Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (q1Pj5)


I'll accept that as a friendly amendment if you'll toss-in an extra-sharp, leathery pair of stompy-boots for AtC.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (DU2N9)

128 G Barr - at the request of the ranking member of the
Senate Judiciary Committee I'm recusing myself from all things related
to the Ukraine investigation...

... and appointing Rudy Guiliani a relative unknown, AlextheChick to represent the AG's office until such time as she deems the matter settled.


Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (DU2N9)

Fixed It For Us
Posted by: Count de Monet
----------

Ooooh. It's going to be a busy week.

Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (CDGwz)

129 Work, work, work.

When's the FOMC today?

Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (XCfh1)

130 aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)

Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM


Now I'm envisioning the hippos from Fantasia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (ejd/p)

131 DO WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT STUFF

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)

132 By his own admission he was not part of the phone call in question. Yet
he claims he "heard" nuances in the conversation from Trump that were
not included in the transcript.

--

I'm trying to decide what's more pathetic.

Them actually thinking this supposed mystery nuance is good impeachment "evidence" to hang their hats on, or the NTs and other assorted idiots who choose to believe it all.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (JoUsr)

133 Guess she was goin for the "all time number of tweets mocking the original tweet" record.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (O8SrN)

134 Just wait until Trump pardons a turkey on Thanksgiving. They'll try to spin it as a quid-pro-quo with Erdogan.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (N4xQB)

135 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat about banging Mrs. Verlander.

"What you want with me, big old dude?"

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Cssks)

136 *Immediately starts thinking back six years.
Posted by: rickb223
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Only six?

Hell, I have to think back to when we were dating.

Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)

137 imo, MAYBE Barr was able to get Rosie to partly flip back later ... and support Barr as he took command, rather than let Rosie just skate out the back door, as he tried to do.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM (Cus5s)

backs up what I think most of us have thought - Rosie was flip flopper who scrambled to look like he was on the side of whoever looked like they were most likely to win at any given time. The good part of that is that he wasn't inherently anti-Trump, and as soon as Trump looked strong again he was glad to flop back over onto his side.

I actually think the vast majority of the bureaucracy falls into that category.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (Kpl3J)

138

President Trump should let the Dog reply to Feinstein.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (Dw4Q1)

139 Oops /Lamp posts

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)

140 111
Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.

*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
----------

Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)

Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

141 Just wait until Trump pardons a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


He's gonna pardon Sharpton?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (oUkrT)

142 114
>>It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama.



It must be a special kind of hell to have the flat, impassive,
featureless face with no nose and exposed nostrils not unlike the aliens
in "War Of The Worlds," the Tom Cruise version.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:25 PM (XzT/D)
Not to mention the taping and tucking she has to do each day to hide her junk. Not to mention the discomfort of the tape pulling on his "robins nest".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (N39Ws)

143 I'll accept that as a friendly amendment if you'll toss-in an extra-sharp, leathery pair of stompy-boots for AtC.


Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (DU2N9)

As many as she likes!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (q1Pj5)

144 >>backs up what I think most of us have thought

But not all of us.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (ZLI7S)

145 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat about banging Mrs. Verlander."

He can go quietly into oblivion.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (6qErC)

146 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat about banging Mrs. Verlander.

The way he was pitching,

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (ykYG2)

147 Dumb, desperate leftists.

Barr isn't going to recuse. As for what the Durham investigation reveals, he said "we'll let the chips fall where they may".

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (WHVt7)

148 I don't know how President Trump stops himself from picking up the phone, calling up the military and ordering a code red on these leftists bastards.


I would have gone all apocalypse now and incarcerated them long ago.


Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (gmo/4)

149 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat about banging Mrs. Verlander.



Win a fucking game, dude.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (oUkrT)

150 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat about banging Mrs. Verlander.



"What you want with me, big old dude?"

Posted by: mnw at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (Cssks)

All he needed to do was not suck last night and this conversation wouldn't be about him at all, I suppose.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:30 PM (DU2N9)

151 Work, work, work.



When's the FOMC today?





Posted by: naturalfake at October 30, 2019 12:27 PM (XCfh1)


Think of your secretary, sir.

Posted by: Hedley Lamar at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (q1Pj5)

152
87 Schiff's Show isn't going Broadway

The inquischfftion, what a show..

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:21 PM (7xojT)


It was a real Schiff-wreck.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (hLRSq)

153 I've got an idea. How about you recuse this instead?

Posted by: ... at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (iKWVb)

154 Trump should appoint Rose Mary Woods as Czar of Phone Call Recording. Just to troll these motherfuckers.

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (fK2gX)

155 If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

OR
"If at first you don't succeed, you may be at your level of incompetence already." Dr. Laurence J. Peter

Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (vI+F1)

156 Hoax 2.0 is no surprise. After all, v1.0 worked pretty food for them. For awhile.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (axyOa)

157 >>They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

This phenomenon is known as "compounding disinterest."

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (XzT/D)

158 The Verlander signora, I have not met, but since last night, she keeps leaving the messages on telephone as "Upton"?

Posted by: Paolo at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (ykYG2)

159 Immediately starts thinking back six years.
Posted by: rickb223
-------

Only six?

Hell, I have to think back to when we were dating.

Posted by: The Lamp posts at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (CDGwz)

I have a rule that anything that's occurred prior to the last 7 days is null and void, and not allowed to enter into discussion or consideration.

it works about as well as you'd think...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (8D42x)

160 Who will be the first GOPe to agree with the enemy? I'm saying Burr.

Posted by: Galil at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (Pzzpr)

161 Wife: "I'm still upset with you."

Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"

Wife: "You know what."

Hubby [*?*]


Meh, i got over that eons ago. He (nor my sons) have any f-ing idea. I've found it more effective to

{males} What's for dinner?[me] no idea[males] ???[me] Why should I make you dinner when you can't even....[them] shit, I didn't know/remember/understand[me] hunger helps cement stuff in your mind

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (nRWPy)

162 Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.



*husband*

So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?

*wife with nuances*

Sure, go ahead.

Posted by: rhennigantx

----------



Wife: "I'm still upset with you."

Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"

Wife: "You know what."

Hubby [*?*]

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)



Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.

They are lost in a logarithmic decline.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams.

Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (q1Pj5)

163 You just perfectly described 70% of my office and 85% of my neighbors in this deep-blue, beautiful-people, white, upper-middle-class suburban Boston suburb.

Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)


Same here. I think some of the smarter slightly less dumb ones are starting to get nervous.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (y7DUB)

164 China Spy DiFi...that Difi?

ChiSpyDiFi?

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (Ydn2k)

165 He's gonna pardon Sharpton?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (oUkrT)

That would be a Jive Turkey.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (u6xw0)

166 Wife: "I'm still upset with you."†
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"†
Wife: "You know what.""Well if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you."†
Hubby [*?*]
Suggested edit

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (1qbip)

167 Think of your secretary, sir."

He's out walking the parapet.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (6qErC)

168 From last thread:

She's grown to hate Democrats because of impeachment?
How about the crazy policies their pushing: a borderless country, free healthcare for illegals, free college for illegals, reparations, abortion after the baby is born, the green new deal, etc.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 12:15 PM (wiXsO)

==========

That's right. It's not the awful policy, it's the awful optics that bother her.

"They should look like they're working for America, not look like they're undermining the last presidential election."

Althouse is a ninny, but an interesting look at a slice of the electorate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (q80AH)

169 131 DO WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT STUFF
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)

At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)

170 I have a rule that anything that's occurred prior to
the last 7 days is null and void, and not allowed to enter into
discussion or consideration.



it works about as well as you'd think...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (8D42x)

There are two theories in play about arguing with your woman. Neither of them works.

Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (q1Pj5)

171 >>Trump should

Trump should insert Adam Schiff's head into Diane Feinstein's rectum.

At the next rally in Alabama:

"...I know. I know! It was beautiful, really, you had to be there, beautiful. It's a...what...what? This guy just shouted it out...what did you say...a 'human centipede.' Right. Crazy! What are ya gonna do..."

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (XzT/D)

172 Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.

They are lost in a logarithmic decline.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams.
Posted by: Count de Monet


One "Oh Shit!" wipes out 10 "Attaboys".

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (oUkrT)

173 Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (H8QX8)

174 RECUSE!

Posted by: MAGA at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (I5LRE)

175 Nuances are those things that wives say when they mean something else.

*husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.
Posted by: rhennigantx
----------

Wife: "I'm still upset with you."
Hubby [*?*]: "Uh, about what?"
Wife: "You know what."
Hubby [*?*]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (CDGwz)

Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.
They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
--------

*there's points involved?

well, transfer my account to your younger sister...


/Greg Hahn

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (8D42x)

176 171 >>Trump should

Trump should insert Adam Schiff's head into Diane Feinstein's rectum.

At the next rally in Alabama:

"...I know. I know! It was beautiful, really, you had to be there, beautiful. It's a...what...what? This guy just shouted it out...what did you say...a 'human centipede.' Right. Crazy! What are ya gonna do..."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (XzT/D)

==========

"We can't prove he's a pig f----r."

"I know that," replied Johnson. "I just want to hear him deny it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (q80AH)

177 Yesterday I met an old friend I hadn't spoken to in over a year. Asked how she was doing. She basically said that she was holding her breath until Trump was impeached and that she couldn't really get anything done and felt paralyzed until it happened. Which, she assumed, was going to be a matter of DAYS. She lamented that she had already been holding her breath (metaphorically) for over a month and was losing her ability to cope anymore.

Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM
******************
That happened to me and I told my friend that I was voting for Trump because the Dems policies are insane and then proceeded to rattle off their insane policies. I suggested she watch a few videos that would open her eyes to the brainwashing and propaganda that she is being subjected to without even realizing it.
We left it at maybe she would vote 3rd party.
It's a start.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (wiXsO)

178 Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams.

Posted by: Count de Monet BTDT and have the t-shirt at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (q1Pj5)

You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into.

Posted by: BignJames at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (X/Pw5)

179 Some great comments to that tweet.

Posted by: Cheri at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (ts3NT)

180 Also, when I was in the military O3, I remember I could not maintain dual citizenship at my level of security clearance. It was long ago and things might have changed. Anyone here have any insight?

Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (gmo/4)

181 Just wait until Trump pardons a turkey on Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter


He's gonna pardon Sharpton?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM

It was a jive turkey!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (7xojT)

182 173
Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:34 PM (H8QX
Bill Clinton tried to recuse himself from his impeachment hearings.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (O8SrN)

183 169
131 DO WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT STUFF

Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)



At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.


which? "do what you want" or "butt stuff"?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (sGtp+)

184 157 >>They are lost in a logarithmic decline.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)

This phenomenon is known as "compounding disinterest."
Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:31 PM (XzT/D)

tff

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (JFO2v)

185 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM

==========

Man, she is gonna be just full of energy to fight for Democratic candidates come next November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)

186 Same here. I think some of the smarter slightly less dumb ones are starting to get nervous.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM (y7DUB)

Yeah, sorta proud that my first-born (a Bernie Brat in '16 who went all in for Felonious to stop the OrangeMan) is in that group. She's pretty much expecting Trump to cruise. Not happy about it, mind.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (DU2N9)

187 Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.

There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)

188 From what I read of the NYT article, they never included the fact that LTC Memorex did not hear the call.

Instead, they went passive voice with "his testimony is consistent with [the statements of other people who also did not hear the call]"

And so, that's the lead--pretending this guy actually heard the call.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (OH0N/)

189 You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into"

You too, huh?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (6qErC)

190 Anyone doubt that the Dems will openly steal the 2020 election?

Who is going to stop them?

A truth seeking media?
The judiciary?
The FBI?
The military?
The R's in the Senate?
The myriad of federal regulators?

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (xXx5y)

191 Husband points are gained in a single unit progression.

They are lost in a logarithmic decline.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:29 PM (JFO2v)


Mine is always coming up with stupid shit like this. She thinks it's "cute".

The best answer to games like this is not to play.

Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (SvnHQ)

192 We've had a much easier happier marriage once I figured out that he really was clueless and that expectations I had in my head were only in my head. I didn't completely understand the differences and his inability to pick up clues (which is how women communicate usually) until I started raising boys. Then I was like, "Ohhhhhhhh, it's because boy not malicious." Now, whenever I get pissed, I have to rethink what I did to not be really really really f-ing clear.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nRWPy)

193 Calling for mueller to be fired was obstruction of justice according to the dems. So go through chi fi in jail for obstructing the Biden Ukraine investigation

Posted by: 18-1 at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (3cfl2)

194 28
John Brennan walks into a Barr.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:11 PM (7xojT)
........

Three minutes later an ambulance arrives.

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (v0R5T)

195 187 Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.

There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)

========

Objection: The True Believers will never say that. They are True Believers.

The lifelong Democrats who are only Democrats because Granddaddy became one during the New Deal will say that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (q80AH)

196 From previous thread: Althouse has already signaled that in D primary she will vote for Bootyjuice. At least once a month she recommends her son, a politically woke 'gay', as blogger. Never went to his blog because I can't stand political gayness.

IMHO she is ready to retire from blogging as well -- using the 'cruel neutrality' meme to make her pronouncements 'true' -- as opposed to the rest of the unwashed masses.

Too bad, she used to have some interesting takes on issues before she became just another academic now in the ascetic stage of her development. /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (MIKMs)

197 >>Anyone here have any insight?
Posted by: Archer at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (gmo/4)

Yeah. If you do get adjudicated initially, Zod can guarantee that your five-year PR is gonna take forever and feel a lot like a pear-of-anguish colonoscopy. Conducted by federal employees. Who don't communicate well with each other. At all.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (XzT/D)

198 187
Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.



There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the
evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top
enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the
good guy"

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM (nIvDu)
gonna be a run on Grape Kool-Aid.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at October 30, 2019 12:37 PM (O8SrN)

199 Althouse is a ninny, but an interesting look at a slice of the electorate.

So, is she the Wine Mom demo?

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)

200 You just perfectly described 70% of my office and 85% of my neighbors in this deep-blue, beautiful-people, white, upper-middle-class suburban Boston suburb.

Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:24 PM (DU2N9)

Same here. I think some of the smarter slightly less dumb ones are starting to get nervous.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 30, 2019 12:32 PM

If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)

201 Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?

Well, Barry did only learn of things when they made the papers.

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (Ydn2k)

202 Shouldn't Feinstein be at home fighting the fires?

Posted by: wth at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (v0R5T)

203 199 Althouse is a ninny, but an interesting look at a slice of the electorate.

So, is she the Wine Mom demo?
Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)

==========

I think there's an argument for her as representation of that valued demographic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (q80AH)

204 There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"
Posted by: t-bird


I want to see Jonestown style Kool Aid bars spring up in every major and minor city in these here United States.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (oUkrT)

205 DO WHAT YOU WANT DOESN'T MEAN BUTT STUFF
Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER OR HOWEVER ITS SPELLED at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM (tH5fk)

At my house it would sound like someone was training a dolphin.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:33 PM (JFO2v)

you're married to Kristi Lee of Bob and Tom fame?

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (8D42x)

206 Justin Verlander might not take kindly to all this casual chat

Kate Upton is an heir to Whirlpool. And when an Upton says, "Lights out," you know, that has the force of law.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (8ZmvG)

207 > "Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams."
>> "You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into."


Then your reply should be "I'm not responsible for what I "do" in your dreams."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (WHVt7)

208 >>once I figured out that he really was clueless

(Tents hands). Mmm. His plan is working...perfectly.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (XzT/D)

209 I am sick to death of this shit, day in and day out. It's like watching a slow-motion 100-car pile-up involving all your friends, family, heroes, and self -- everything worth living for-- and feeling helpless to be able to stop it. The thing about anger is it compels one to act -- but we alone individually don't have much power in this case.


I will never forgive these villainous scum traitors for destroying the culture and institutions in general, and the social contract and U.S. Constitution in particular. They've now made our differences irreconcilable.


I, and many like me, have been forced BY THEM to accept what we could never have imagined before: these people can never be allowed to run the country again, and if Trump has to go full Pinochet as a result -- so be it.


In the immortal words of John Rambo: "They drew first blood, sir!"

Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (6pSOv)

210 207 > "Sometimes, even in the wife's dreams."
>> "You wouldn't believe the trouble some of those have gotten me into."

Then your reply should be "I'm not responsible for what I "do" in your dreams."
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (WHVt7)

==========

When Dolley complains about having to give birth, I say, "You didn't see me complaining when I pushed out half of him, did you?"

And look! I'm still alive!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)

211 using the 'cruel neutrality' meme to make her pronouncements 'true'"

So everyone who disagrees is a blue meanie?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (6qErC)

212 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM

==========

Man, she is gonna be just full of energy to fight for Democratic candidates come next November.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:35 PM (q80AH)


I look forward to when the Democrat base yells "What's with the freaking hold up already?"

The Democrat answer should be a good one.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (hLRSq)

213 when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"

Taibbi and Greenwald are already there, along with Stephen Cohen. Mostly because they think it is stupid for America to start sh!t with Russia.

The 1980s called . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (ykYG2)

214 There's going to be a lot of mental breakdowns- seriously- when the evidence starts flowing and the True Believers (not the ones at the top enjoying the "fruits" of their labor) realize, "oh, fuck. Trump was the good guy"
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:36 PM

Won't happen. They will never admit it even if they do. Team nevertrump is going to be like the Vichy after VE day. What? Us? Oh we were with you the whole time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (7xojT)

215
she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM

=======

I have one earplug on MSNBC for several hours per day, and there are times when I have to rip the thing out, stare at it, and run to this place or similar and see if there's a drowning skull to see if Trump has resigned in shame. It darn near happens to me.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

216 212 I look forward to when the Democrat base yells "What's with the freaking hold up already?"

The Democrat answer should be a good one.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:40 PM (hLRSq)

==========

Repeal and replace?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (q80AH)

217 If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)


I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen from the truck - just to set the mood.

Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)

218 "... with limitless resources, Mueller was accountable only to Rosenstein, ... whose actions were shaped by his fearful responses to the kind of "resistance" activists with whom Mueller had stacked his special counsel.


'It was a team of dirty cops', Nunes said ... "

Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (Cus5s)

219 My wife, early on, said "do what you want with me" when we were getting frisky. It was my Admiral Akbar moment.

Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (CLteG)

220 OT but worth it.
Muldoon has an EXCELLENT limerick up at his limerick site.

https://muldoonlimericks.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (axyOa)

221 My wife, early on, said "do what you want with me" when we were getting frisky. It was my Admiral Akbar moment.
Posted by: monkey


So you tied her up and went fishing?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (oUkrT)

222 The grand failure here is that we're not talking about a bunch of Chinese politicians under suspicion of being under American influence.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (qZi43)

223 I'm not sure it's a husband/wife thing.

I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)

224 Is it too soon to go as Al-Bagdaddy for Halloween?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (xfb67)

225 aww. Nobody wants to see Jerry Nadler in a leotard during the ballet section?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:16 PM (ykYG2)

Starring with Ana Navarro in Swan Lake.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 30, 2019 12:18 PM

Now I'm envisioning the hippos from Fantasia.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 30, 2019 12:28 PM

Forget walls closing in, try floors caving in.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (COzlW)

226 When Dolley complains about having to give birth, I say, "You didn't see me complaining when I pushed out half of him, did you?"



And look! I'm still alive!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)

Well played!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (q1Pj5)

227 So you tied her up and went fishing"

Snort

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (6qErC)

228 Bumper sticker seen in DC: Make them cry again. Trump 2020

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (OH0N/)

229 217
If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my
truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan
and film it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)



I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street
Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen
from the truck - just to set the mood.

Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)
"Jump" from Van Halen comes to mind.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (N39Ws)

230 I mentioned this in an earlier thread but I couldn't help but notice the 1619 project is another fake progressive psyop based on total lies. .

Their fake projects and fake scams are beyond sickening.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (q177U)

231 >>to see if Trump has resigned in shame. It darn near happens to me. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

If he would just apologize. Mature adults do it all the time, it's not that hard, he could be a hero even, maybe, probably not but maybe, everyone could feel warm and hold hands again and sing in per-fect har-mo-nee and share Cokes and smiles.

If he would just...apologize.

Please, President Trump. Pleeeaaaassse.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:43 PM (XzT/D)

232 So, is she the Wine Mom demo?


Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (DU2N9)


White, upper middle class, college educated women. A goodly portion of the Democrat base.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (hLRSq)

233 My wife, early on, said "do what you want with me" when we were getting frisky. It was my Admiral Akbar moment.

Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM


****

All mine said was, "Ivory, I think we'll paint the ceiling ivory."

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (axyOa)

234 All the commenters at The Hill day this is going to payoff big for Democrats in the election, and we're going to enjoy the taste of their asses.

So there's that.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (Uf1WP)

235 Might play a little Van Halen from the truck - just to set the mood.

Go for Rammstein : vimeo.com/45872382

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ykYG2)

236 Proud Conservative Jonah Goldberg... https://mobile.twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1189532779668819971

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ABuva)

237 (Tents hands). Mmm. His plan is working...perfectly.





Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (XzT/D)

Not only am I clear, I now send texts and emails because when a woman talks too long males hear the teacher from peanuts.

But I'm way way past thinking life is a hallmark movie. I'm also having son ridiculing my son whose girlfriend thinks every weekend should be when you dress up in seasonal clothing and go to seasonal events and take pics or do instagram.
Whatcha doin' today honey? LLbean boots and a cable sweater at the pumpkin patch? Apple picking? Haunted House? Hay ride? Decorating?
Mom, stop.

LOL

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (nRWPy)

238 Van Halen "Jump"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (q177U)

239
Not just LOLGF,
but LOLGF raised to the LOLGF power.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (LtG+N)

240 "It must be a special kind of hell to be Michelle Obama. Why

can't these miserable people just enjoy their ill-gotten gains, shut up,

and leave decent people alone?
"

I just heard her comments about white people running from blacks. (I saw it wearied and actually thought it was satire)


Maybe, just maybe, she should lecture black people on some of he things that make white people not want to live in black neighborhoods that everybody knows to be true. Unfortunately, pointing these things out will now get people like me labeled a racist, fired, career ruined, shunned socially and pretty soon put in jail. So maybe she could stick out her protected neck out do it for us.

Posted by: Ripley at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (MxEKc)

241 Well, there goes the margins.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (6qErC)

242 223 I'm not sure it's a husband/wife thing.

I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)

Mrm.

Posted by: Someguy at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (O+iVW)

243 >>233 My wife, early on, said "do what you want with me" when we were getting frisky. It was my Admiral Akbar moment. Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM

Women are like tile floors. Lay 'em right the first time, you can walk all over 'em for years.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (XzT/D)

244 There should be a new word to help in intimate relationships, since it applies to so many people:

DABA

"Do Anything But Anal."

Example:

"Ready for some fun tonight, honey?"

"Oh yes -- DABA!"

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:45 PM (fK2gX)

245 I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen
from the truck - just to set the mood.

Posted by: 256^4


"Jump" from Van Halen comes to mind.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (oUkrT)

246 236
Proud Conservative Jonah Goldberg... https://mobile.twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1189532779668819971

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (ABuva)

What does it say? He banned me eons ago, right about the time I kept noticing that conservatives don't support Hillary.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (nRWPy)

247 Is it too soon to go as Al-Bagdaddy for Halloween?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM

To do it right you need two cowering women and three cowering children that you're constantly putting in front of you for protection, and one dog growling and snapping at your heels.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (COzlW)

248 Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?

--

What'shername, the AG for Illinois who stepped aside (*wink wink*) during the Juicy Smollett laughable hoax-a-thon?

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (JoUsr)

249 201 Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?

Well, Barry did only learn of things when they made the papers.
Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (Ydn2k)

he could interpret comic section reasonable well

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (JFO2v)

250 I have one earplug on MSNBC for several hours per day, and there are times when I have to rip the thing out, stare at it, and run to this place or similar and see if there's a drowning skull to see if Trump has resigned in shame. It darn near happens to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

Why would you do that to yourself? You'd get less aggravation by listening to a loop track of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)

251 Dear Senator Feinstein:

A long form transcription of my response to your request can be found below:

"I am laughing out loud. Get fucked."

Posted by: ghost of kari at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (VoMt7)

252 217 If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)

I'm gonna' get a six-pack of tall boys, drive down to the 2nd Street Bridge, and applaud while they jump. Might play a little Van Halen from the truck - just to set the mood.
Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (SvnHQ)

go ahead and JUMP

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (JFO2v)

253 parse grunts"

Uh huh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (6qErC)

254 "Oh yes -- DABA!"

Sad trombone.

Posted by: eleven at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (tH5fk)

255 FED announces at 1400 eastern. Probability of cut from 1.75 to 1.50 96% according to surveyed economists.

Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (bElDL)

256 San, rusty trombone.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:47 PM (xfb67)

257 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it all to play out.
Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM

Amazing stuff, isn't it. I know a few. One, a Jewish gal from NY working in Hollywood at high levels. She thinks Trump is the greatest malefactor in human history.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (H8QX8)

258 To do it right you need two cowering women and three cowering children that you're constantly putting in front of you for protection, and one dog growling and snapping at your heels.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (COzlW)

Full authenticity: Your left hand should stink vaguely of poop and/or goat.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (XzT/D)

259 There should be a new word to help in intimate relationships, since it applies to so many people:

DABA

"Do Anything But Anal."

Example:

"Ready for some fun tonight, honey?"

"Oh yes -- DABA!"
Posted by: zombie


YANA DABA DOOOOOOOO!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (oUkrT)

260 223 I'm not sure it's a husband/wife thing.

I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)

offer beer and a bj one or the other will do it

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)

261 When Dolley complains about having to give birth, I say, "You didn't see me complaining when I pushed out half of him, did you?"



And look! I'm still alive!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)


And no complaints about having to dilate to 10cm first, either.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)

262 Did someone mention Chinese politicians?

Take a look at the caption to this photo:

https://tinyurl.com/yxheqcrl

Sometimes the memes just write themselves.


Posted by: Anonymous 7 at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (WHVt7)

263 257 Amazing stuff, isn't it. I know a few. One, a Jewish gal from NY working in Hollywood at high levels. She thinks Trump is the greatest malefactor in human history.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (H8QX

=========

And he hasn't even worn a woman suit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q80AH)

264 OT: Holy schnikies, there's so much crap in in the air, Central Valley, CA, from the wind blowing it's impossible to see at some times.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (qC1Sy)

265 All mine said was, "Ivory, I think we'll paint the ceiling ivory."
Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:44 PM (axyOa)

********

Secksie... mine said, "let me know when you're finished..."

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (flINI)

266 What's this 10cm shit?

I want my kids born American, make that 10 inches!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (xfb67)

267 260
223 I'm not sure it's a husband/wife thing.



I'm supposed to parse grunts as if they're whole sentences.

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 30, 2019 12:42 PM (G546f)



offer beer and a bj one or the other will do it

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (JFO2v)
March 14 of every year. Steak bjer day. They get Valentines Day. March 14 is how we want to celebrate. Mark your calendars.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (N39Ws)

268 Not only am I clear, I now send texts and emails because when a woman talks too long males hear the teacher from peanuts.

I do the "rolling motion" with my hand. She loves it.

Once - when she was on a particularly verbose run - I shouted "Words Words Words", covered my ears, and ran outside.

Another time - I grabbed a plastic sack, pulled it over my head, and pretended to choke myself out.

Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:49 PM (SvnHQ)

269 DAEA - do anything especially anal

although it doesn't roll off the tongue

Posted by: Hope Solo at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (FZYNt)

270 I overheard a guy recently take as a point of pride calling Trump an asshole on Twitter multiple times a day

And all I could think is, "and that's your best?"

That's their "stopping Trump"

Completely unaware that the mask is gone: We know you're not calling Trump an asshole--you're calling everyone who voted for him an asshole too.

That's the part that staggers me: They have no desire to even pretend not to hate us anymore.
And they think that the lack of pushback means they're winning.
Not the steal resolve of "war!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (OH0N/)

271 OT:

Doctor Sleep review embrago lifted:

https://tinyurl.com/y5g27scf

I've read one that highly praised it. I'm looking forward to it, and it looks like Dolley and I will be able to see it in theaters next weekend.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (q80AH)

272 All the commenters at The Hill day this is going to payoff big for Democrats in the election, and we're going to enjoy the taste of their asses.

--

Proof positive they want us to die. Imagine ingesting hippie ass. Ptomaine is a walk in the park by comparison.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (JoUsr)

273 Now that is funny

Posted by: Pliney at October 30, 2019 12:50 PM (nzKWW)

274 When Dolley complains about having to give birth, I say, "You didn't see me complaining when I pushed out half of him, did you?"





And look! I'm still alive!



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Brave man. Mind if I put a life insurance policy on you?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

275 And no complaints about having to dilate to 10cm first, either.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (q1Pj5)

It's only 3 inches but some girls like it that thick

Posted by: monkey at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (CLteG)

276 274
And look! I'm still alive!



Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (q80AH)
Brave man. Mind if I put a life insurance policy on you?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (N39Ws)

=========

As long as there's a double indemnity clause.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (q80AH)

277 What's this 10cm shit?

I want my kids born American, make that 10 inches!
Posted by: sniffybigtoe


If her cervix dilates to 10 inches, the kid'll walk out.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (oUkrT)

278 >>She thinks Trump is the greatest malefactor in human history. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 30, 2019 12:48 PM (H8QX

(Nods sagely). Just...so.

However, he will likely be outdone when his son is emperor. One gets the sense that Barron will have precious little patience for "the vote" and "jury trials" and other silly liberal nostrums...

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM (XzT/D)

279 It's only 3 inches but some girls like it that thick
Posted by: monkey

so I fucked her 4 times and hit her in the head with the frying pan

Posted by: Just the punchline guy at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (FZYNt)

280 If her cervix dilates to 10 inches, the kid'll walk out.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM

Hope Solo.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (7xojT)

281 So the Dems want whistleblower protection for the Light Colonel.
Ha.
I would love to meet the guys who are writing his Efficiency Report. I wonder what phone calls they are receiving?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 30, 2019 12:52 PM (axyOa)

282 I have one earplug on MSNBC for several hours per day, and there are times when I have to rip the thing out, stare at it, and run to this place or similar and see if there's a drowning skull to see if Trump has resigned in shame. It darn near happens to me.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 30, 2019 12:41 PM (M9ntN)

Why would you do that to yourself? You'd get less aggravation by listening to a loop track of Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 30, 2019 12:46 PM (Kpl3J)


Seriously Morticia, why do you do that to yourself? Unless you're being financially compensated in some way I'm telling you, turn off the signal. Digital media is subliminal manipulation.

Reminds me of a gay, vegan (former) coworker of mine who frequently bitched about Donald Trump's tweets and how awful they all were. "How can you SUPPORT him, I have an alert set up on my phone so that I see EVERY thing he tweets and it's KILLING me."

"Why?"

Posted by: ghost of kari at October 30, 2019 12:53 PM (VoMt7)

283 husband*
So you do not mind if I bang Kate Upton?
*wife with nuances*
Sure, go ahead.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 30, 2019 12:17 PM (JFO2v)

Exactly. Heidi nuanced me into a hotel once. She called it 'time out'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'it's an eating disorder!' at October 30, 2019 12:53 PM (IGJk8)

284 Jonah Goldbrick thinks Trump should apologize and if he does, it'll all work out in his favor.

Not only is that the worst take on something that ever graced Twitter, it also shows these losers will never, ever learn.

Cast them out into the Outer Darkness and remove their names from anything lasting so they are never remembered.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (j3npP)

285 >>280 If her cervix dilates to 10 inches, the kid'll walk out. Posted by: rickb223 at October 30, 2019 12:51 PM

That sounds like the correct Cold-War-era response to a spy's challenge question on a park bench.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (XzT/D)

286 In the immortal words of John Rambo: "They drew first blood, sir!"
Posted by: ShainS at October 30, 2019 12:39 PM (6pSOv)

Also immortal words of John Rambo: "Fuck 'em."

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (nHIjH)

287 If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)

--

I'm basically picturing a cold-weather remake of "Black Hawk Down."

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (N4xQB)

288 Remember that when Justin Verlander pitches badly he still gets to go home to Kate Upton.

Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)

289 Barr's response to Alta Cocker Feinstein: "Go Pound Sand." And "Look In The Mirror Re Brett Kavanaugh."

Posted by: mercenary13 at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (Grqx7)

290 287 If trump wins I am getting a MAGA flag and will fly it from my truck, drive down to every loony ass lib neighborhood in Minneapolistan and film it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 30, 2019 12:38 PM (7xojT)

--

I'm basically picturing a cold-weather remake of "Black Hawk Down."
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (N4xQB)

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Heheh.

Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (RU4sa)

291 288 Remember that when Justin Verlander pitches badly he still gets to go home to Kate Upton.
Posted by: steevy

and fuck her on a bed filled with money

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (FZYNt)

292 Remember that when Justin Verlander pitches badly he still gets to go home to Kate Upton.
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)

********

So he really didn't lose last night...

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 30, 2019 12:55 PM (flINI)

293
I see that Feinstein's Twitter account is full of nasty comments bringing up the Chinese spy who chauffeured her car for 20 years, and how she participated in the hand-over of the Port of Long Beach to China, etc.

Maybe she and her staff are too fossilized to purge the nasty (and completely true) comments being left there. I wonder if she even knows she has a Twitter account, or what Twitter is.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (FAXVZ)

294 >>288 Remember that when Justin Verlander pitches badly he still gets to go home to Kate Upton.
Posted by: steevy at October 30, 2019 12:54 PM (KNsKs)

...assuming she's not at the Gerrit Cole residence, engaged in acts with Mr. and Mrs. Cole that are probably illegal in Texas.

Posted by: Zod at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (XzT/D)

295 >>>201 Has a democrat or liberal ever recused himself over anything ever?


I believe Obama recused himself from heterosexual intercourse.

Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (q177U)

296 From the Sidebar: YouTube deletes Elgintensity video arguing the controversial position that men should not be permitted to compete in women's sports, apparently because it's now illegal to dispute any part of the trans extremist agenda

If it's wrong that I'm rooting for massive casualties on both sides of the feminazi vs. transmonster war that's just starting to heat up, well then I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:57 PM (DU2N9)

297 Nood.

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (qC1Sy)

298 I believe Obama recused himself from heterosexual intercourse.
Posted by: Max Power at October 30, 2019 12:56 PM (q177U)


Considering who he married, he probably deserves a pass on that.

Posted by: 256^4 at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (SvnHQ)

299
Cruel Neutrality (tm) is another rhetorical device, like Academic or Religious Ascetic, claiming opinion beyond petty personal issues. Higher power, yo.

If you are a Neutral, you never have to say you are sorry. Ascetics have devoted their lives to analysis and we everyday proles must obey the dictates of the practitioner's supposed asceticism in service of the true.

Bah, another day, another rhetorical scam.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 30, 2019 12:58 PM (MIKMs)

300 Me reading this thread...


https://tinyurl.com/y3qrnbj8



Posted by: SMH at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (RU4sa)

301 Is DiFi still waving Harvey Milk's bloody shirt?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (q1Pj5)

302 If it's wrong that I'm rooting for massive casualties on both sides of the feminazi vs. transmonster war that's just starting to heat up, well then I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: DocJ at October 30, 2019 12:57 PM (DU2N9)

I must say I'm a bit torn here because I don't think girls or women should be wasting time playing sports, so if trannies end up destroying that it's a good thing. But of course the whole idea of trannies doing this is absolutely clownworld ludicrous. Get rid of women's sports, get rid of both problems.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (j3npP)

303 Fuck 'em. I honestly can't wait until the all implodes and Trump cruises to an EV landslide in about 12-months.
******************************************************

Yesterday on MSDNC they were tsk-tsking that Trump collects data from attendees at his rallies. He's not supposed to do that!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (COzlW)

304 Sezzzzionz would have already recused.
Puzzy

Posted by: Barney Fife at October 30, 2019 12:59 PM (YTBIQ)

305 I think the various leftists are still doing what they have been doing since Trump won. A. Delay the investigation into their gangsterism. B. Delay their indictment. C. Delay their trial. D. Poison their jury pool against their conviction.

ALL of the rest of it is dust, smoke, mirrors, and bullshit.

There really is no reason to entertain, or even discuss, their bullshit argument du jour. It is all just a distraction to keep their crooked asses out of jail and/or off the gallows.

Posted by: jc at October 30, 2019 01:00 PM (PuMKG)

306 I envision Barr strolling into a congressional hearing while playing Amazing Grave on the bagpipes then stopping front and center long enough to tell them to "go fuck themselves" and ending with "that is all" and resuming Amazing Grace and smartly strolling back out of the hearing with that shit eating grin on his face.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (go1tM)

307 If Barr was to recuse himself the guy in the number two slot is Jeffrey Rosen. Rosen was recommended to Trump by Barr.
The Dems want Rosen to run the investigation? That seems no better for them.
Maybe they think Mueller needs a job and they can wrangle him into that.

Posted by: Spitballs, get your Spitballs at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (hkCNq)

308 "Are they concerned about what might be found..."

Concerned? No. Terrified? Yes.

But about any criminal penalties? Maybe not. About political penalties? The most terrified of all.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (6eEQ+)

309 Barr has been getting away with stuff with IMPUNITY! They're letting him investigate DEMOCRATS! This has to stop!

Posted by: Caliban at October 30, 2019 01:01 PM (qEujL)

310 Yes, she is one of the Democratic "base," and
lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist
news sources. She really really thinks that Trump's removal from office
is already a done deal, we're simply waiting for the mechanics of it
all to play out.

Posted by: zombie at October 30, 2019 12:20 PM (fK2gX)


Sadly, these bubbles are airtight and light free. I talk to people constantly that believe Covington kids Nazis, Jussie Smollet was attacked, and now, just yesterday, somebody who really, truly believed that Baghdadi really was an Austere Cleric. Same person I showed the actual video of the Covington kids, and refused to believe her lying eyes. So the news that Baghdadi killed and raped anything with legs for decades was just too, too much.


These people (don't believe it's just the bay area) are so wrapped up in their insty/FB worlds, that they only occasionally peak at "news" which is always CNN or a local radio station. Everybody around the water cooler parrots the same crap, and they all believe Trump is destroying us.


Uh hey, have you looked around? There's new housing going in everywhere. The freeways are jammed (unlike 6 years ago). Shopping centers that were graveyards are now jumping. Oh, and your 401k? Bothered to look at your paycheck?


Things like this really make me take a second look at chemtrails.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 30, 2019 01:02 PM (Z1ykJ)

311 "one of the Democratic "base," and lives in a hermetically sealed leftist bubble and only ever sees leftist news sources"

imo, the sheltered rich have been made uber rich via monetary policy, and globalism that undermined the lives of the "non-invested". The heartland and rust belt workers were sacrificed for Corporatism over Liberty.


Unlimited Debt was laid on the credit cards of the children (Obama called Bush unAmerican for doing that) ... and we are now inthe death throws of this elitist class that did not really achieve on their own, they sold off America piecemeal while marveling at their retirement fund riches.


We are now heading back to unheard of zero rates or negative rates, and QE to save us. Trump plays along with the stock market inflation .. no other choice really. Second Term to save America?

fed funds long term chart
https://tinyurl.com/y3v29s75

Posted by: illiniwek at October 30, 2019 01:03 PM (Cus5s)

312 The call for Barr to recuse is just as reasonable and well-founded as was the call for Sessions to do so. The case for a special prosecutor is just as strong, if not stronger.


Obviously laughable, in both cases.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 30, 2019 01:03 PM (QDnY+)

313 I know a few. One, a Jewish gal from NY working in Hollywood at high levels. She thinks Trump is the greatest malefactor in human history.

I have a co-worker who is a cookie cutter leftist talking point come to life. He doesn't have a single political opinion that isn't as predictable as the tides. To him, Trump is as dangerous as Hitler right before the Final Solution was codified.

He thinks the only thing keeping Trump from rounding up the gays and the illegals into camps is the brave truth-telling media and all of the people courageously marching for or against whatever.

TRUMP!

The guy who was a predictable center-leftist (by NE USA standards) on most topics for most of his life.

Trump today is probably to the left of JFK when he was POTUS, that's how far the "overton window" has shifted.

And STILL, the left has to scare its base into thinking anybody to the right on Nanzi Pelosi is a dangerous ideologue, primed to put y'all back in chains.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 30, 2019 01:05 PM (9t0Zz)

314 the Democrat/bureaucrat collusion/coup will not be denied. they have the RIGHT to rule. Shut the F up. we have the right to use the Constitution to light a fire under the miscreant Trump.

Posted by: whistleblower in cheif at October 30, 2019 01:13 PM (0hOKG)

315 How many times...

"But he hit me and abused me for YEARS!"

"Hush, we're not talking about your husband now, we're talking about you."

Every last time... "But this sort of dealing and horse trading and maneuvering seems pretty standard to me, Hillary did this crap while SoS and Obama did that crap while President and no one cared then or cares now."

"Hush, we're not talking about Hillary, we're talking about Trump."

"Okay, we're talking about Trump. The DNC pulled those shenanigans and pulled in the "deep state" partly through lies and partly through common interest. But you're going to claim that nothing can be investigated because the people investigating are the injured parties?"

"Hush, we're not talking about your abusive husband's actions, we're talking about what YOU did."

Posted by: Synova at October 30, 2019 01:19 PM (BD/yx)

316 1. Disarm the opposition
2. Attack
3. Rinse, repeat

Posted by: Democrat-Alinskyite Playbook at October 30, 2019 01:19 PM (koNhm)

317 They always do the same thing because they been doing it forever and it almost always works.

Use the media. Call their lies evidence. Investigate using perjury traps. Charge on process crimes. Threaten to investigate/charge family members. Obtain guilty plea. Move on to next target.

Tyranny of Libel, Slander and Defamation

Posted by: Simplemind at October 30, 2019 01:23 PM (KlKAj)

318 also...their idea of what a crime is wrt muh ukraine is fucking stupid and one they've demonstrably have done.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 30, 2019 01:24 PM (FEQY4)

319
Is DiFi still waving Harvey Milk's bloody shirt?


Posted by: Count de Monet


During the last gun ban, she claimed that she was first into the room, and that she had pushed her finger into the bullet-hole, into his brain.


That was enough for me. I'm only a hunter/killer/target shooter/murderer.
I'm not into that kinky shit. 'Cause that's some kinky shit right there.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 30, 2019 01:27 PM (8ZmvG)

320 Go for Rammstein : vimeo.com/45872382

I love Spring Time!

Posted by: t-bird at October 30, 2019 01:27 PM (NAs56)

321 That shit in Ukraine, Romania, and China must really be bad for the Democrats Never Trumper leg humpers. These people have been siphoning off the U.S. Treasury other countries making themselves rich along with their friends and families for decades. Time to reveal all these crooked scum.

Posted by: But muh principles at October 30, 2019 01:32 PM (ApaIQ)

322 J'Recuse!

Posted by: Zombie Emil Zola at October 30, 2019 01:35 PM (w9Wax)

323 We've had a much easier happier marriage once I figured out that he really was clueless and that expectations I had in my head were only in my head. I didn't completely understand the differences and his inability to pick up clues (which is how women communicate usually) until I started raising boys. Then I was like, "Ohhhhhhhh, it's because boy not malicious." Now, whenever I get pissed, I have to rethink what I did to not be really really really f-ing clear.
======

Yep. We have no idea what you are thinking.

We spend no time thinking about what you are thinking. (Unless you are thinking about sports, food or sex. Invert the order if you are under 30.)

If you want us to think about what you are thinking, you are going to have to tell us what you are thinking.

Will take direction if appropriate. Will not improvise, unless that behavior has been properly incentivized and not disincentivized.

The rest is pretty simple. Naps, cookies, beer and the occasional attaboy.

Posted by: Morons explained at October 30, 2019 01:44 PM (R9QdV)

324 Shit is gettin' real.

Posted by: Uncle Pinochet's Heli Tours at October 30, 2019 01:47 PM (Ayk4B)

325
45
Ashcroft, did because some advisor now at the dea, said rove, and then we were afflicted with fitz,_ _ _ _ _ _ _

Ashcroft's DAG at the time of the former's recusal was . . . wait for it . . .
. . . James B. Comey Jr., the most indispensable man in America.
It was Comey who appointed his above all reproach best buddy Patrick Fitzgerald, even though they knew on day 1 that no crime had been committed and that the leaker of the name of the non-clandestine agent was Armitage. They pursued an investigation of a non-crime anyway, in order to create one.
Recall the curious relationship between Wilson at State and his wife Plame at CIA - the Fitzgerald Special Counsel was really a dry run by the Security State for what they've been doing since Trump was the putative nominee of the GOP.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at October 30, 2019 01:57 PM (ssz2a)

326 Who does this Trump character think he is? I decide what US policy is in regard to the Ukraine and Russia is, not this puny little elected official.

Posted by: Vindman the Great at October 30, 2019 02:01 PM (hOtJL)

327 246 total surrender

"Trump did it, we ll know he did it and Trump should apologize publicly to try andcsave some scraps of the Party...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 30, 2019 02:16 PM (ABuva)

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