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Trump: We Also Killed al-Baghdadi's Replacement
Don't you know that when you kill one replacement, ten other replacements take his place?
Say, remember how rootin'-tootin' kill-crazy our super-patriotic pro-war media was just ten days ago? Why have they reverted to their original pussy settings all of a sudden, do you think? It's almost as if they flip-flop on matters of literal life and death of American soldiers based on base, puerile partisan animus.President Donald Trump announced the death of another ISIS leader Tuesday, saying that U.S. forces killed Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s replacement. Trump did not name the terrorist who U.S. troops purportedly took out, but claimed that he would have been Baghdadi's "number one replacement. "Just confirmed that Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi's number one replacement has been terminated by American troops," the president said on Twitter. "Most likely would have taken the top spot -- Now he is also Dead!"
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (Fmkqn)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (LYheq)
Posted by: saf at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Conan the Barkbarian at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (Fmkqn)
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This feels completely divorced from reality. The media and all politicians are driven by ideological and objective reasons purely.
To imply otherwise is an attack on the First Amendment and America herself.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2019 01:06 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (2PXwn)
Yes, as soon as Baghdaddi was killed, the NYT or someone ran a story saying "Baghdaddi's likely replacement is even tougher and more ruthless!!" like it was some big mistake to kill Baghdaddi.
And then within 24 hours it was "oh never mind he's dead too."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (oZ6kz)
And you think you've had a bad day.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2019 01:08 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:08 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2019 01:08 PM (KWNiA)
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That, or bribe money.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2019 01:08 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)"
Humble desert philosopher, beloved by his family and most of his goats, dies senselessly at age who cares.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:08 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. Etc. at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (w54mS)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (tH5fk)
they were trying to complain that Trump had ruined the hunt for ISIS but having to admit "oh wait he succeeded."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (Kpl3J)
The Left went on and on about how we should have just sent in strike teams instead of going to war, then they whine about not going to war, now they're whining about strike teams. The Left's ball handlers, the NeverTrumpers are even more all over the fvcking place on this.
Posted by: McLurkerson at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (JEx0Z)
nancy pelosi now backtracked again, not really an impeachment vote vote on thursday. Just a formalization of rules.
fuck this, trump needs to tell them to fuck off. impeach, don't impeach, this is bullshit.
but then again, I'd be a war time consiglieri ... literally every member of congress and their staff would be audited. and so on. "oh it's a crime to do things for purely personal political gain, well, here's 2300 indictments against every democrat and donor in dC"
oh I forget, everything we do is bad, but everything the left does is ok.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:05 PM (Kpl3J)
I call on President Trump not to denigrate this bipartisan moment by attacking those who opposed his Syrian policy and campaigning against them. That is not what True Severe Conservatism does.
Posted by: Senator Mitt Romney at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: An Observation at October 29, 2019
*
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"Good morning, Mecca!!!"
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (ClOmq)
And you think you've had a bad day.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (ZLI7S)"
Reminds me of the Mitchell and Webb Doenitz sketch.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Assistant Austere Religious Scholar*
*--Hat tip to Norm McDonald, who in his SNL days did a multi-year running gag on Weekend Update about the worst job in America being "crack whore" and then "assistant crack whore."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: bored383 at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (zJ4nO)
Dead terrorists. That's a nice topic.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (v0R5T)
Love it, Ace.
Al-Big Daddy: Dead and Loving It
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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naw bros...it's purely personal political gain. that's the new lefty standard.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Max Boot, Grifting Intellectually Since 2002 at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (nRWPy)
Media: BUT THERE'S A REPLACEMENT! TRUMP MADE A HUGE MISTAKE! WE'RE LESS SAFE!!!!!
Trump, 24 hours later: Oh yeah, by the way. There was another guy. 2nd in command. We got him too.
Media: QUICK!!! Find another terrorist leader to pump up!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bosk at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Plucky, loyal sidekick to austere cleric dead at 29
Posted by: WaPo Headlines at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (RD7QR)
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Quote from mid level ISIS manager, at promotion time.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: J. Pantygirdle Harrumphington III at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (EUw/L)
Posted by: Tom Servo at Oc
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what a bunch of useless goofballs but it's trump's job to communicate better with these people. That federalist article should've been a white house briefing document a few weeks ago.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (FEQY4)
Posted by: Bruce at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (vd8XM)
Not counting Hillary and Obama of course.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (2DOZq)
The old ONE TWO sucker punch...could work on El Schiffo and Nancy pants!!!
Posted by: saf at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: The Donald at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (B9BVe)
"Promises made, promises kept," b#tchezzz!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (bDqIh)
Not counting Hillary and Obama of course.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (2DOZq)
McCain escaped justice...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Washington Post at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: CNN, um, I mean the Democrats at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (IttZ7)
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right, your average middle eastern dude saw his family get raped and slaughtered by ISIS but orangemanbad said mean tweets will get him to go strap on the explosive vest.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (FEQY4)
Yesterday: War is evil, war bad, warmongering president must go!
Today: President is evil for pulling troops out and not going to war with Turkey!
Tomorrow: president is evil for killing the terrorist leader of the most evil organization in 75 years, he's a bloodthirsty warmonger!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (B9BVe)
Pfft, myosis!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
US Intel was good enough to hit it with a missile while it was on the road, if the story is accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
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or, they could pull out the tribal elder thing like with the convington kids
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (FEQY4)
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Quote from mid level ISIS manager, at promotion time.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 29, 2019
*
*
"Promotion-wise, I'm really out-of-the-line-wise."
(-- Al-Big Daddy's third assistant lieutenant, backing away)
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (ClOmq)
"No, no he didn't"
--Satan, sharpening his lava-hot barbed acid pitchfork
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
So, how many ISIS fighters have been killed? I thought it was in the tens of thousands. The most hardened and dedicated Islamists congregating in Syria to form the caliphate and then bombed into pretty much extinction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Circa
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Uneasy lies the head that wears the turban.
Posted by: Bill Shakespeare at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
"Trump already being forced to confront new al-Baghdadis after senselessly murdering the original"
Posted by: WaPo--Democracy Dies from Us at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (2PXwn)
So many of them have applied for repatriation. Oh, well, did my gap year in human butchery camp, now time to come home. /s
Why in the name of all that is holy we and the EU have allowed these feral murderers even close to our own people is a continuing mystery to me.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (B9BVe)
Pfft, myosis!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
You can keep your osis.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (NWiLs)
Not counting Hillary and Obama of course.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (2DOZq)
McCain escaped justice...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
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"Yes...yes...he escaped..."
-Brain Tumor, undercover
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (fK2gX)
"No, no he didn't"
--Satan, sharpening his lava-hot barbed acid pitchfork
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (KZzsI)
True, but he cheated the hangman.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (zBaqJ)
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I picture #3, #4, #5 and so on like they're on the set of 'The Birds,' running down the street, looking to the sky and covering their heads with their arms just waiting for the Trumpenfuhrer to rain down hell on them.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (v0R5T)
Will this DOUBLE the ISIS recruiting effort now?
What will Clapper and Brennan say???
**spits in the general direction of east**
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
US Intel was good enough to hit it with a missile while it was on the road, if the story is accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)
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Stole the idea from Breaking Bad! How unoriginal!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: WaPo Headlines at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (RD7QR)
We won't know for sure till we get Mueller/Schiff to reveal the truth. Impeachment was a Media Narrative certainty for years due to Trump/Russia. I wonder how often that "fact" was stated as "Democrats Claim"?
Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Cus5s)
They get to see all of their interconnects begin to show up- then start ticking them off one by one.
Posted by: mr wolf at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Mxv9c)
Posted by: Nats Fans at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (ptqGC)
It was the day before yesterday. When I saw it my first reaction to it was the NYT was claiming, "Obama military leadership successfully killed Bahgdadi, despite Trump interference and chaotic management decisions"
Posted by: Max Boot, Grifting Intellectually Since 2002 at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
My middle name is justice!
Posted by: Harry J. Tumor at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Kpl3J)
US Intel was good enough to hit it with a missile while it was on the road, if the story is accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)
That's how they smuggled people out of Afghanistan according to the movie Kite Runner. (very good movie by the way)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (2DOZq)
Another reminder as to why it is immoral to send American troops to anywhere other than our own border at this point.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (iw59Q)
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (eAZVt)
........
The nerve of that guy.
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (EUw/L)
Posted by: Max Boot- douche extraordinaire at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (87EdW)
Didn't Trump actually take out the top ISIS guy twice? I understand ISIS doesn't just have a leadership convention to fill the opening, although it would be great if they did.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
********
I did?
Posted by: Juan McVain, Roasting in Hell at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (NVYyb)
Along with a fuel truck that was in the convoy. That must have been some spectacular fireworks.
Posted by: Bosk at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Terrorist Leader: Shut Up! You're not helping!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Mid-level ISIS manager at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (IttZ7)
There, that was simple.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: retropox at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (woXpk)
Posted by: zombie
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We could tell you, but you, quite reasonably, would not believe it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
Candidate must be motivated self-starter
Opportunities to travel to exotic locations
Make your own hours
Work from your own man cave
guns and up to 6 wives provided
401-K plans and a full pension (or 72 virgins), whichever comes first
Beards preferred. NO IRISH!
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (9qOCq)
Senator, you are so severely dreamy I may just melt. <3
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (B9BVe)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (ptqGC)
Muslim scholar and family man turning his life around, preparing to go to college, murdered in overzealous raid.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (2PXwn)
Love to sit in on the personnel replacement meetings.
Betcha the straw drawing is done at gunpoint.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Sponge at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM
Followers of austere religious scholar now fear for their lives.
Film at 11.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)
These people would gladly sacrifice half of our military on the battlefield, if it meant they remain in or gained power.
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: henry at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (JMDly)
Didn't Trump actually take out the top ISIS guy twice? I understand ISIS doesn't just have a leadership convention to fill the opening, although it would be great if they did.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
With the way Trump is whacking them, there's no longer a long line of applicants.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (hYUjK)
"Will the next leader please step forward."
*all but one take one step backwards*
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: ShainS at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (WqPYg)
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Can't vouch for accuracy, but there are pictures of the truck-gone-splodey on news sites
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (9qOCq)
Top fantasy writers unemployed and learning to code
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: JT at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (arJlL)
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Curiously, they would not attach that response to the 'whistle blower'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (2kj6M)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ISIS 4th in Command at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (B9BVe)
Pfft, myosis!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (zBaqJ)
I'm still sunk.
Posted by: IJN Myoko at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: DaveA at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
It's actually a codicil to the Peter Principle in this case where one rises to their level of combustion.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn DA 1977 at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (kfcYC)
*all but one take one step backwards*
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:17 PM (Z1eux)
*looks left*
*looks right*
Fuck.
Posted by: Muhammad Mohamed al-Mohammed at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Washington Post at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (TyvCt)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: The Barbed Cock at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (tH5fk)
They were celebrating the US pulling out.
Its sort of like those Super Bowl promotions the police department's run when they want to round of fugitives.
Trump is in the hospitality business. He gets human behavior.
Posted by: simplemind at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (tUwXI)
*deep breaths*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (2DOZq)
I liked the pipeline shuttle used in Living Daylights myself
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:15 PM (Z1eux)
Considering that the Dems have been cutting deals with everybody else they might have some sort of arrangement with ISIS. Like, we steer the drones away if you give us a cut of the sex slave trade. It wouldn't surprise me in the least.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (oZ6kz)
An austere religious studies major?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (a0IVu)
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Yes, and the chances for advancement are excellent!
Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc. etc. at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (KoKdw)
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (eAZVt)
Then we need to kill them faster. Until they knock this shit off, or we run out of Muslims, whichever comes first.
Simple, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
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Whoever pulls the short straw
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Donald J. Trump
Okay, now you are just teasing, Intergalactic Troll-Master-In-Chief.
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (p8GFp)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (EUw/L)
Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
The guy who draws the short straw.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (NWiLs)
--Muhammod al'Mahomet
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)
*deep breaths*
- - -
Pete Sousa, the Obama presidential photographer.
He might know something about faked picture of the situation room because dear leader was out golfing, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (a0IVu)
Allahu Snackbar!
Posted by: ISIS 3rd in Command at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Wytshus at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (HZtza)
Max Boot
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:19 PM (NWiLs)"
For sure. If people on this site know me for anything, it's my highly rigid ascetic lifestyle that eschews all forms of base hedonistic pleasure.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (HALdu)
Generous death benefits. EXTREMELY generous.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Judge Wickiwackiwoo at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (kfcYC)
Then we need to kill them faster. Until they knock this shit off, or we run out of Muslims, whichever comes first.
Simple, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (xCDE6)
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If I remember my Greek mythology correctly, that attribute of the Hydra was fixed by the judicial application of some fire.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
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Whoever pulls the short straw
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:20 PM (9qOCq)
Horde mind. It is real and it is spectacular.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (tH5fk)
Hey baby, leave the burkah on while we do this.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ISIS Financial Controller at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: SJW buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (9qOCq)
454 If you are leaving California and you are conservative. ...... Welcome to Indiana! SOUTHERN half of the state is wonderful, stay away from the socialist utopia of Bloomington, dont pet the coyotes, and for hells sake don't ask what Hoosier actually means.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: zombie
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Your Green Energy Certificates. Not redeemable anywhere, but packed with value!
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (MIKMs)
Well, first they have to ask permission from their European home to return home.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ISIS #3 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
#BREAKING: SDF commander confirms Abu al-Hassan al-Muhajir, ISIS Spokesman & right-hand man of Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi has been targeted and killed in the village of Ain al-Baydah, near Jarablus, in a joint operation between the US military and SDF
Posted by: Tami at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Harry J. Tumor at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (RD7QR)
72 VIRGINS
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (NVYyb)
He raped and kept that American girl Aid Worker as a sex slave.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: DRUDGE! at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (BRpqW)
I heard his first wife was Tippi Hedren.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (AFSld)
i can't even...
Posted by: SJW buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (9qOCq)
Well, the main guy did have that "removal operation" last weekend.
Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)
i can't even...
Posted by: SJW buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (9qOCq)
You can't spell "tyranny" without "tranny".
Posted by: Surfperch at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (TyvCt)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)"
Yeah but the Greek Olympean deep state refused to give Heracles credit for his task - no one had the nerve to call that what it was? Witch hunt! Fake news!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: zombie
..........
But PG&E has saved your life so be thankful!
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Heh. I could definitely do with more base hedonistic pleasure.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (myjNJ)
Indiana...will do some research. We are leaning towards texas but I would love to experience seasons again.
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (S8O3J)
Posted by: The Burning Times at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (/28Sz)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)"
Yeah but the Greek Olympean deep state refused to give Heracles credit for his task - no one had the nerve to call that what it was? Witch hunt! Fake news!
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (oZ6kz)
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It was those boy loving Athenians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)
Also the Press: How dare Trump drone terrorist leaders!
Posted by: McLurkerson at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (JEx0Z)
Posted by: DRUDGE! at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (BRpqW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjiOtouyBOg
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (ZLI7S)
All kidding aside, he forced Kayla Mueller to marry him, and ISIS did the same with other captive non-muslims, such as the Yazidi women. But I doubt those marriages ever last long IYKWIM.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Drudge eventually caught TDS. Must have been standing next to Jonah.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (9qOCq)
Hasan is still among the living, even though he was sentenced to death in 2013. Why?
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (RU4sa)
Ooops, missed a button. I'll take it off and start over.
Posted by: A Different Mid-level ISIS guy at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (FhXTo)
Elijah Cummings, John Conyers.....
al-Baghdadi, #2 jihadi.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)"
#Ambrosiagatewasreal
#Socratesdidnotcommitsuicide
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (oZ6kz)
They got there by degrees. They're rotten to the core. They need defeated and banished.
After the Civil War the mistake was believing we could re-integrate the rebels. We did and they metastasized into the Democrat Party. They're snakes.
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (7qAAs)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (cEsBM)
Right, but she was not a wife was she? Guessing he did that out of hate and "just because" because he was evil incarnate.
Raping and slaving is kind or what isis is known for.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Seems legit at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: zombie
Poverty, man, it...it... *tear rolls down cheek*
Posted by: Cupertino at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Harry J. Tumor
Short version: Someone associated with ISISI got killed?
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Poor girl suffered mightily.
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM
answer - with a crowbar.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (NVYyb)
Very good question. Probably because he's out of the news cycle, and plenty of people forgot the savage.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: ISIS #3 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
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but now you're down to like 8th round draft pick quality
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (9qOCq)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon
Now that is funny!
https://youtu.be/BYz1ADttI1g
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (p8GFp)
Posted by: ISIS #3 at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (v0R5T)
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but now you're down to like 8th round draft pick quality
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (9qOCq)
Hey!
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (Gvpa/)
It takes forever to execute someone in the USA. Except in Texas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (oZ6kz)
Bankrolled by Kristol's sugar daddy, I assume?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (eAZVt)
Sums up the entire Obama administration
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Saddam Hussein at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Did not realize he married the American.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (HALdu)
*closes eyes*
*takes a deep breath*
The terrorists are no longer over there.
They're over here.
And Jugears is their leader.
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)
1984.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (GbPPJ)
*hangs up phone quickly*
Posted by: The ISIS Leadership Search Committee at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Pretty sure we have an extradition treaty with NZ, genius.
But no matter. Like all the Hollyweird assholes who said they were leaving the country in 2017 he'll stay put right here with his ill-gotten rewards from a lifetime of bilking the system.
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (7qAAs)
28 The NYT today ran a story (pushed by AllahPundit, of course) saying that "Trump's chaotic withdrawal (almost) wrecked raid."
Not unlike that idiot economics advisor to Da Wan (a woman, not Yellan) who posited "Just think how bad matters would have been had we NOT put the stimulus spending into effect!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Lady MacBoot at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM (q80AH)
1984.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (GbPPJ)
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So, Trump's fucked. There's no way he's winning 50 states.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (zBaqJ)
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Hey nice website you got there, shame if something happened to you. . .
Posted by: the deep state with a folder of your search history, instagrams, emails and text messages at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (+Xc11)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (cEsBM)
someone said he sold the site, make sense with the content now.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (HALdu)
Isn't Fort Hood in Texas, though?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:24 PM (bDqIh)
Did not realize he married the American.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (HALdu)
Don't call what that monster did a marriage.
He raped her in every way possible. To bad the left is not upset about that ha?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:26 PM (oZ6kz)
The Bad News for ISIS is that the New York Jets front office will be making the pick for them
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (ERJzc)
It takes forever to execute someone in the USA. Except in Texas.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Before anyone pedants, yeah, Hasan is in Texas, but he belongs to the military, not civil authority.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (oUkrT)
Nope, Google:
https://tinyurl.com/y3op83x6
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (fK2gX)
With a couple of notable exceptions in Congress, especially Devin Nunes, pretty much all of them deserve to lose.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:28 PM (AFSld)
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Ft. Hood, like all Military posts, are Federal.
Duh.
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (RU4sa)
advancing so fast and everyone's knocking themselves out to be heroes,
we are holding ourselves in reserve in case the Americans mount a
counteroffensive which threatens Tehran... or maybe even Abu Dhabi.
Posted by: Abu Bakr al-Oddball, Tank Commander at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (d6Ksn)
They get to see all of their interconnects begin to show up- then start ticking them off one by one.
Posted by: mr wolf at October 29, 2019 01:14 PM (Mxv9c)
Like the old joke of a woman accusing her husband of infidelity.
"Was it Julie, that little hussy? I bet it was Julie. Or was it that slattern Rose? She sleeps around with everybody. Or was it Nancy? I've heard she has very loose morals."
The husband says no, he didn't do anything, but he is grateful for the three hot leads.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (xCDE6)
Understood. So like Mumia, he'll live a long life in prison. Sweet.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (AFSld)
See jihadi's explode in the bright desert sun!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ghastley Groans and Horrifying Howls - Halloween at the Outrage Outlet! at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (fK2gX)
Several, in fact. Basically their entire remaining leadership.
Dems now say that killing all of the leaders of ISIS just encourages more ISIS members.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (RU4sa)
*closes eyes*
*takes a deep breath*
The terrorists are no longer over there.
They're over here.
And Jugears is their leader
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Yes.
Posted by: Floridachick at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (J14e3)
But this one Mohammad, third year at Cairo University, led the continent last season in IED planting, forced genital mutilation, and was Top 5 in beheadings, tossing gays off of rooftops, and largest assembled goat harem. If ISIS gets him in the first round, watch out.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Heh. I could definitely do with more base hedonistic pleasure.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 29, 2019 01:23 PM
Paging Nurse R. Nurse R please report to the white courtesy phone.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (axyOa)
of US troops was partially a strategic head fake for this ISIS
operation. After all we continue to have a good size presence in
Syria.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Takes quite a while to move even a modest number of troops out of a region. Even if we were actually pulling-up stakes and leaving it would take months. No reason to not clean-up some ugly loose ends in the process, right?
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (qAR6u)
heh heh..Sam Darnold had quite a torrid time of it last week. I'd feel sorry for him but USC...hahaha
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (a0IVu)
What the ever loving hell?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)
--
When the jokes clear away, and we stop laughing at the utter ridiculousness of the MFM and the Democrats in their response to this, the above statement must not be forgotten. It is the crux of all that they are.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (JoUsr)
NYT: "Trump's chaotic economic policies nearly wrecked the record employment rate and stock markets"
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
The pseudo-concepts of "hate crimes" and "hate speech" need to be burned out of our politics, law and culture, root and branch. They are poisonous to any concept of rule of law, individual accountability and free speech.
"Hate"-concepts delenda est.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (fK2gX)
Several, in fact. Basically their entire remaining leadership.
Dems now say that killing all of the leaders of ISIS just encourages more ISIS members.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ahhh, OK. FINALLY it is all explained.
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (cEsBM)
Right, but she was not a wife was she? Guessing he did that out of hate and "just because" because he was evil incarnate.
Raping and slaving is kind or what isis is known for.
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Don't forget Crucifixition Fridays! Its a dress down day too, because all the blood.
Posted by: Isis office entertainment coordinator at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (chyj6)
Elijah Cummings, John Conyers.....
al-Baghdadi, #2 jihadi.....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 29, 2019 01:25 PM (ptqGC)
Representative Bro-fo : she's a two-fer
Posted by: Ray Mundo at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (CPCKo)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (d6Ksn)
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Why would they be? They love rape.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (qAR6u)"
We traded picks with the fucking Browns again?? Booooo!! Kill the infidel!!!
Posted by: Mohammad al-Mohammad, diehard ISIS fan at October 29, 2019 01:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Democrats.....grrrrr
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2019 01:32 PM (7qAAs)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (HALdu)
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You care about the legal intricacies of multiple forced rapes before her brutal murder?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:32 PM (NVYyb)
Like the giant cockroach in Men In Black when Will Smith starts stepping on all the little cockroaches.
I'm sorry was that your auntie?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:32 PM (ZLI7S)
last 72 hours. Has the House of Commons delayed Trump's Impeachment
negotiations with the EU again?
Posted by: zombie at October 29, 2019 01:29 PM (fK2gX)
Yes, but a Greenland judge granted an injunction.
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 29, 2019 01:32 PM (88+cf)
Dems now say that killing all of the leaders of ISIS just encourages more ISIS members.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Take out upper and mid-level management and the "worker bees" will just sort of wander off.
Especially taking them out with fireworks.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:32 PM (oUkrT)
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (RU4sa)
Jugears couldn't lead sailors to a whorehouse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_____________
I don't think anyone has the money to really buy out Drudge unless you are talking extremely deep pockets.
It really is sad for me, for about the last 20 years, I would wake up and go to Drudge Report EVERY morning and usually multiple times a day.
I just took him off my bookmarks and now almost never visit it, the guy has clearly had some major change of heart. Not sure if he has some personal petty bullshit spat with Trump or what, but I just got tired of the negativity and axe to grind. It was just depressing to go there.
I've been going to "Rantingly.Com", it was like Drudge was 10-15 years ago. Same format, etc.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (sjTfF)
US Intel was good enough to hit it with a missile while it was on the road, if the story is accurate.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:12 PM (Kpl3J)
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Stole the idea from Breaking Bad! How unoriginal!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019
*
*
And even earlier, from White Heat with James Cagney.
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (RU4sa)
Jugears couldn't lead sailors to a whorehouse.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (xCDE6)
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Never said they were smart.
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM
Happiest guy around is Luke Falk.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Kid Ty at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (+0HyS)
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (a0IVu)
You'd think they'd learn not to pick USC QB's as their 1st rounder after Mark Sanchez.
The Cleveland Browns can point to them and say "Hey, at least we're not the JETS!!"
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (7qAAs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (Kpl3J)
See #154.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: ISIS #3 at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: ISIS fan message board at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)
This! The elites tell us it's not who we are, be properly civil, don't gloat, don't blame all muslims, religion of peace, yada yada.
Trump just says kill all the evil bastards that fuck with us and don't stop until they are all deader than hell. Then tell everyone you are killing them with extreme prejudice because they are evil and you intend to keep doing this to anyone else who fucks with us. So either don't be evil or don't fuck with us or die screaming.
THIS is who we are!
Yeah I don't give a neon fuck what the elites think. I stand with Trump! Kill them all and let Satan fuck them sideways.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (HALdu)
of US troops was partially a strategic head fake for this ISIS
operation. After all we continue to have a good size presence in
Syria.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Takes quite a while to move even a modest number of troops out of a region. Even if we were actually pulling-up stakes and leaving it would take months. No reason to not clean-up some ugly loose ends in the process, right?
Posted by: DocJ
That and we were supposedly only moving about 50 guys from one area.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (oUkrT)
NYT: "Trump's chaotic economic policies nearly wrecked the record employment rate and stock markets"
Posted by: Tom Brady at October 29, 20
That article was picked apart by the federalist, I think. There were no facts that support the NYT made up conclusion
Posted by: LASue at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (hIgnP)
Yeah, but the Feds can get the process moving when they want to, they dispatched Tim McVeigh relatively quickly if I remember correctly. I don't think McVeigh was fighting it though.
Posted by: BuckIV at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (PZ2ib)
The announcement was pretty spontaneous and reportedly took a number of people by surprise. I assume it caused ISIS to drop their guard a bit. I never understood the timing and didn't agree that Erdogan forced Trump's hand.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (7qAAs)
That came painfully clear to me in the naughties, when Bush was in office and they literally betrayed their own country for power. They stabbed our soldiers in the back, they sold out our nation's intelligence and government, they leaked information, the assisted our enemies, and they lied outrageously about events to the press, because they were not in power.
And then, once they got back in power, instead of being loyal and patriotic they used the levers of power to assist our enemies. The entire party is corrupt, criminal, and treasonous.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)
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Something about 'married' by the left hand for conquered women. I.e., slaves.
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (oUkrT)
That was my understanding as well - basically the disputed Kurdish region bordering Turkey.
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (HALdu)
So, how many ISIS fighters have been killed? I thought it was in the tens of thousands. The most hardened and dedicated Islamists congregating in Syria to form the caliphate and then bombed into pretty much extinction.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger
That was the excellent Spengler (David Goldman) in the Asia Times Online in 2003, who posits you pretty much have to kill 25-30%% of the military age men in a country for it to finally give up its warlike ways permanently.
Here is that column:
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/2014/7/27/more-killing-please/
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (p8GFp)
We salute you Home Run Stomach Catching Guy!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (GbPPJ)
Yea but the Browns were supposed to be good this year. All the experts said so.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
So impeaching a conservative President will just encourage more conservatives to become President?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (xCDE6)
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Ace, it's James HASSON. He's the brother of Peter Hasson of the Daily Caller.
Posted by: bluebell at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (aXucN)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (MIKMs)
got it. should I be worried that the wedding ring is on my right hand?
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mainstream Media at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (I8FKK)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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One thing I was dying laughing about was when Trump said he supports waterboarding because even if they didn't get any useful intel from the terrorist, they deserved the torture anyway.
Imagine if Bush has just gone for the jugular for Democrats that were constantly screaming that the next Osama Bin Laden captured on the battlefield attempting to kill our soldiers might get some water up their nose.
Instead, Bush hid the entire Presidency scared shitless of this attack.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (sjTfF)
Yeah. If they want to.
I don't think anyone has the money to really buy out Drudge unless you are talking extremely deep pockets.
He's not that wealthy, and his site was on the decline in terms of influence and clicks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)
We salute you Home Run Stomach Catching Guy!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (GbPPJ)"
Please please please don't have a Twitter account...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: BuckIV at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (PZ2ib)
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You mean the same Feds currently embroiled in a coup against the President?
Yeah, executing a goatfucking gimp would be pretty low on their list.
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)
Oops, posted the wrong link earlier about why Drudge recently changed:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y3ho4jw2
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: ISIS Head Coach at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (NpvYf)
That was the excellent Spengler (David Goldman) in the Asia Times Online in 2003, who posits you pretty much have to kill 25-30%% of the military age men in a country for it to finally give up its warlike ways permanently.
Here is that column:
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/2014/7/27/more-killing-please/
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (p8GFp)
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I thought it was much more recent than that.
Thanks!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (GbPPJ)
Way to go, Homer Simpson!
Posted by: Roy at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (Gvpa/)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 29, 2019
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Good thing Mr. Waverly and his agents never pulled this sort of thing on us. I -- Wait. What's that big dark ---
BOOM!!!!
Posted by: Thrush's Top Leadership at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Barack Obama at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (OBrCS)
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:30 PM (v0R5T)
al-Baghdadi is probably related to her and she's pissed that she didn't have a chance to shtupp him.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (RD7QR)
Here is that column:
https://pjmedia.com/spengler/2014/7/27/more-killing-please/
Posted by: Sharkman at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (p8GFp)
Well, then we best step up our efforts, because we've got a lot of ragheads to whack.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (xCDE6)
Yeah, we're all choked up about enjoying the death of evil personified, Joe.
Joe, you can't go f*ck yourself hard enough for me anymore.
Posted by: AnonymousDrivel at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (oUkrT)
No it was more like a 1000 to be redeployed. Recently announced a number to be deployed to protect the oil fields and the rest to bases in southern Syria and Iraq.
We are also returning to Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (oZ6kz)
Yea but the Browns were supposed to be good this year. All the experts said so.
Posted by: JackStraw
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"experts" is where you went wrong. Don't listen to any experts, just review recent history and resolve to believe it when you see it and not before.
Oh wait.
Posted by: just kiddin' at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (+Xc11)
It's a shame I can no longer get a ruling on this from Shep Smith.
Posted by: Fritz at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (kLDv+)
We salute you Home Run Stomach Catching Guy!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (GbPPJ)"
Please please please don't have a Twitter account...
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (oZ6kz)
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It's all photos of his dog and retweets of Max Boot. He should be fine.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (tH5fk)
It's so nice to see our military doing it's job of breaking things and killing people again.
Makes me nostalgic.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Ever at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (ZZDMQ)
Silence.
RINOs gotta RINO.
Posted by: Voter theater. at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (MvRkY)
Matthew Dowd@matthewjdowd
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (tH5fk)
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Did someone place spiders on her step stool?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)"
B-but, we have a really weak second half of the schedule, Njoku got injured, Beckham's too distracted, Kareem Hunt will make the difference, my car was in the shop, there was a hurricane, thunder and lightning, I SWEAR ITS NOT OUR FAULTTT
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (oZ6kz)
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Because now they are running for Congress?
Posted by: sloots gotta sloot at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (hUOFB)
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:33 PM (sjTfF)
I just checked it out and yeah, like the old Drudge!
Posted by: IC - soon to be de-energized at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (a0IVu)
@parscale
We know their districts, have the data of the voters we need, and will have 100s of millions of dollars to find them and turn them out.
Nancy has never fought a machine like we have. She is old school and we are working with tools she doesn't even understand. #AskHillary
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)
The government wanted to erase the stain.
I was astonished that was dropped at the time. Since then we've learned the government is involved in all kinds of criminal activity.
Posted by: torabora at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (7qAAs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (S8O3J)
I guess congratulations are in order.
Posted by: Ernie McCracken at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (qZIkn)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM
Real men of genius!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (ejd/p)
@parscale
We know their districts, have the data of the voters we need, and will have 100s of millions of dollars to find them and turn them out.
Nancy has never fought a machine like we have. She is old school and we are working with tools she doesn't even understand. #AskHillary
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)
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I was assured that Mitt Romney had built such a machine.
I was assured!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)
Makes me nostalgic.
Posted by: irongrampa
Right?
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:39 PM (tH5fk)
*sniffles*
You may have a non-smallpoxed blanket.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (GbPPJ)
So, how many ISIS fighters have been killed?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Well, there's a billion muslims in the world, so, not enough?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (oUkrT)
He's not that wealthy, and his site was on the decline in terms of influence and clicks.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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I do think his site will spiral downward and hard, but I have to think Matt Drudge and his enterprise are worth in excess of a $100 million dollars. It's not just like a blog site.
I just don't see NeverTrumper clowns like Kristol putting up that kind of dough to buy him off, I think he just genuinely hates Trump for some strange reason. He was like Trump's biggest cheerleader in the primary.
Something changed, that's for sure.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (GbPPJ)
.........
Ow my balls!
Posted by: Home Run Crotch Catching Guy at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (v0R5T)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
"Credibly"? Seriously asshole, you're still going with that?
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (S8O3J)
Posted by: sloots gotta sloot at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM (hUOFB)"
If they end up as Congressional staffers, Katie Hill will CUT A BITCH to get her job back and get some of that sweet Instagram sloot cookie.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: ISIS fan message board at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)
So whaddya say we trade 4 draft picks and Sayad Farook for Nidal Hassan? We gotta get terrorists who hustle and wanna win!!!
I'll hang up and lissen
Posted by: Abdul From Long Island City at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (qAR6u)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
"Credibly"? Seriously asshole, you're still going with that?
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (77WPm)
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He should see what we've credibly accused Harry Reid of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (q80AH)
I wonder if this is what he was referencing: https://tinyurl.com/y3se4z99
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2019 01:07 PM (OMsf+)
Bert, did you notice that at the bottom of that page there is a link for the dead Big Daddy story, but the word "killed" is in quotation marks? WTF does that mean? That they are quoting just one word of what trump said? Being sarcastic?
Posted by: TheHoser at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (IDjUx)
THIS is who we are!
Shorter version: "When in doubt, whack 'em out."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (S8O3J)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (cDw3P)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (S8O3J)
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They'll use her to bludgeon Trump for another half-cycle and then forget about her completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (q80AH)
Apparently muslims can do temporary marriages, such as a way to make a prostitute their "wife" for a few hours? That way they can do what they want and still claim they were following the rules.
I am sorry I mentioned Kayla Mueller and the others, as the way they were treated by ISIS was not in any sense 'marriage.'
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (bDqIh)
Hey, Texas has seasons. In fact, we're having one today. Not quite sure which one...
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (qc+VF)
Actual pictures of diddling the help = FUCKING INCEL RIGHT WING SMEAR JOB, THIS IS REVENGE PORN YOU CIS SCUM
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
"Credibly"? Seriously asshole, you're still going with that?
Posted by: DocJ
Matthew, post your pics or GFY.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (oUkrT)
Lucky for Matt I hear a new spot has just opened up out in Syria...
Posted by: Boswell at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (32YRo)
Has MASCULINE MANLY MANWICH Max Boot come out and said how bravely this guy died?
The President is so vulgar and coarse! SQUEEE!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
*sobs*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (GbPPJ)"
B-but, we have a really weak second half of the schedule, Njoku got injured, Beckham's too distracted, Kareem Hunt will make the difference, my car was in the shop, there was a hurricane, thunder and lightning, I SWEAR ITS NOT OUR FAULTTT
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:40 PM
***
Meanwhile down in Jacksonville, moustaches are popping up all over.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Deep Static at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Donald J. Trump at October 29, 2019 01:09 PM (ClOmq)
It will be good morning in mecca when sunrise occurs at 0230, local, IYKWIMAITTYD.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 29, 2019 01:43 PM (/sgva)
I just don't see NeverTrumper clowns like Kristol putting up that kind of dough to buy him off, I think he just genuinely hates Trump for some strange reason. He was like Trump's biggest cheerleader in the primary.
Something changed, that's for sure.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (sjTfF)
I think the sold story makes more sense than he has changed. The site, the headlines, read differently than they used to. More typos, different slant to headlines.
He also does some weird thing where he runs stories from some obscure local paper for a week or so. Makes me wonder if the papers are paying him to run the stories to get traffic or something.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at October 29, 2019 01:16 PM (AFSld)
This! The elites tell us it's not who we are, be properly civil, don't gloat, don't blame all muslims, religion of peace, yada yada.
Trump just says kill all the evil bastards that fuck with us and don't stop until they are all deader than hell. Then tell everyone you are killing them with extreme prejudice because they are evil and you intend to keep doing this to anyone else who fucks with us. So either don't be evil or don't fuck with us or die screaming.
THIS is who we are!
Yeah I don't give a neon fuck what the elites think. I stand with Trump! Kill them all and let Satan fuck them sideways.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 29, 2019 01:34 PM (myjNJ)
This is why we love our ettes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (RD7QR)
I think they're saying Trump should not get credit for a sack if Baghdadi kneeled down.
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (NpvYf)
The man is dead
This is no joke
The man did croak
And now he's dead
He's breathed his last
He's in the past
He's lost his lease
So rest in peace
The man is dead
Posted by: SMOD at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (3aI0K)
No, not Kristol. The guys that bankroll Kristol types.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (KZzsI)
Hey, Texas has seasons. In fact, we're having one today. Not quite sure which one...
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg
Yesterday was 36 in Amarillo and 96 in Del Rio.
We have all four seasons in one day in the same state.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (oUkrT)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Matthew Dowd for the new leader of ISIS!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (xCDE6)
John Effin' Kerry and James Taylor tearfully strike another concert date and venue from their calendars.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2019 01:45 PM (pNxlR)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
- - -
Says the guy who started sleeping with Arnold Schwarzenegger's wife, Maria, while working on his campaign, but now likes to tweet about how he's more Christian than other Christians.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:45 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (NpvYf)
It was intentional grounding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:45 PM (xCDE6)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
"Credibly"? Seriously asshole, you're still going with that?
Posted by: DocJ at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (77WPm)
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He should see what we've credibly accused Harry Reid of.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 29, 2019 01:41 PM (q80AH)
"Credibly accused" is the language of star chambers and witch trials.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:45 PM (RD7QR)
Trump booed by rich liberals in a city that voted 94% for Hillary = AHAHA, SEE HOW HATED DRUMPF IS, TAKE THAT YOU CHEETO
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)
Snortworthy right there, that is...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (KZzsI)
Meanwhile down in Jacksonville, moustaches are popping up all over.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019
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I moustache you a question.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (ClOmq)
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No kidding? I did not know that.
Posted by: Johnny Carson at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (chyj6)
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (HALdu)
The man is dead
This is no joke
The man did croak
And now he's dead
He's breathed his last
He's in the past
He's lost his lease
So rest in peace
The man is dead
That was beautiful.
Posted by: eleven at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (hdzef)
Illogical comparisons in addition to one of the subjects being compared are lies.
Leftists can't help themselves. The are mentally defective. It's innate.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Just not at football, that's all.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Lots of 'em predicted the Bears in the super bowl, too.
Posted by: BignJames at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (NpvYf)
He was just trying to make it harder to shoot him through his kids.
Posted by: not so at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (HALdu)
Why have they reverted to their original pussy settings all of a sudden, do you think?"
Nothing is better than snark based on truth.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 29, 2019 01:47 PM (JwHjN)
Do I miss that in the other two cases that asshole Dowd mentioned?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (UL0/V)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (S8O3J)
Given Matty, I think he'd be happier in Af/Pak judging bacha-bazi beauty contests.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (ykYG2)
there is a link for the dead Big Daddy story, but the word "killed" is
in quotation marks? WTF does that mean? That they are quoting just one
word of what trump said? Being sarcastic?
Posted by: TheHoser at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM
Looking at the story itself, it appears they posted that when early, unconfirmed reports were just coming out. I think they were just CYAing because early on there were conflicting reports that he may have been captured. Add to that the previous instances (4-5, IIRC) in which he had been reported killed.
Posted by: Bert G at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (OMsf+)
Ace is a dope peddler ?
Posted by: REDACTED at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (rpxSz)
What do you think he does with the hobo pelts, hmm?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:48 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:44 PM (NpvYf)"
Intentional detonating on the defense. That's a loss of 36 virgins and a replay of the down.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (oZ6kz)
Does that make me an expert, or just realistic?
Posted by: I'm from out of town at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (6kEFJ)
He also does some weird thing where he runs stories from some obscure local paper for a week or so. Makes me wonder if the papers are paying him to run the stories to get traffic or something.
Posted by: not so
_____________________
I'd love to know more because I keep hearing this and it just doesn't add up.
Clearly Matt Drudge at one time really cared about his cause. He's been a steadfast conservative fighter since the beginning. You combine that with CRAZY wealth already, and it just doesn't make sense to pimp yourself out and do a 180 for more money (when you are already fabulously wealthy and make crazy money already)
It would be like Rush Limbaugh suddenly being a left-wing talk show host and thinking it must be about the money, when the guy makes like $20 million a year and will never be able to spend it in a lifetime.
I get the guy that maybe makes "normal" money whoring himself out and doesn't really care all that much about these issues anyway.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (sjTfF)
Whack-a-mole might be frustrating, but its REALLY hard on the moles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (8mOxN)
So Matamoros all over again. Sacrificing people to power spells to ensure the druggies can ship their evil drugs north.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (S8O3J)
Listen Mr. ISIS, please don't make me go.
There's JDAM a-waiting out there, just fixin' to part my hair
A coward I've been called, 'cause I don't want to wind up missing my balls!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (q1Pj5)
https://bit.ly/2MVvmYq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (+y/Ru)
https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/
1188911522472443904
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 29, 2019 01:42 PM (cDw3P)
He'll ride that "I SAVED THE 2002 WINTER OLYMPICS" pony for eternity
Posted by: kbdabear at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (ykYG2)
We have all four seasons in one day in the same state.
I was sailing up here one day last spring and in the course of a few hours I went from a sweater to being rained on to snow flurries to short sleeves.
Old saying around these parts, if you don't like the weather, wait an hour.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (H8QX8)
So Matamoros all over again. Sacrificing people to power spells to ensure the druggies can ship their evil drugs north.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (S8O3J)
So has anybody seen Xipe Totec lately?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
Katie hill resigning while we have a president and 2 Supreme Court
justices all credibly accused of sexual harassment/assault is a bit like
a jaywalker going to jail while al Capone roams free.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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We are back to "Believe only Democrat women"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019
*
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I moustache you a question.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2019 01:46 PM
Minchew is the answer.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (axyOa)
It's a shame I can no longer get a ruling on this from Shep Smith.
Posted by: Fritz at October 29, 2019 01:38 PM (kLDv+)
Shep was all excited when he heard we were going to blow them ... until he heard "up."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (xCDE6)
Muslim scholar and family man turning his life around, preparing to go to college, murdered in overzealous raid.
Posted by: Dr. T at October 29, 2019
Last seen with hands up and screaming, "Don't shoot!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (pNxlR)
..........
Mexican police better watch out or they're going to get their ass kicked again.
Posted by: wth at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (v0R5T)
Lizzy, do you know if Kayla was finally killed for her faith? He let his Yazidi sex slaves live, so I wondered why she was murdered.
Posted by: Ever at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (ZZDMQ)
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Ever wonder if Mexican drug cartels and the deep state elites can have anything in common . . .
Posted by: me thinks theres deviltry afoot at October 29, 2019 01:50 PM (hUOFB)
Clearly Matt Drudge at one time really cared about his cause. He's been a steadfast conservative fighter since the beginning. You combine that with CRAZY wealth already, and it just doesn't make sense to pimp yourself out and do a 180 for more money
Hello!
Posted by: blackmail at October 29, 2019 01:51 PM (ykYG2)
Listen Mr. ISIS, please don't make me go.
There's JDAM a-waiting out there, just fixin' to part my hair
A coward I've been called, 'cause I don't want to wind up missing my balls!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 29, 2019
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Look at them ISIS "fighters" runnin' around out there like a buncha wild Indians. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 29, 2019 01:51 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 29, 2019 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)
Huh, how about that.
-Jeffrey Dahmer
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 29, 2019 01:51 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: not so
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That's like the only people that really could.
Or the Ebay founder that's bankrolling a lot of NeverTrump "conservatives. DrudgeReport probably generates like 8 figures a year in ad revenue.
It would have to be a real oligarch type and Drudge just isn't really involved in his business anymore, but I have to think the "old" Matt Drudge would be outspoken about his site being hijacked.
Posted by: Blago at October 29, 2019 01:52 PM (sjTfF)
But you know, Mom Jeans Barry, who said the Bush policies, the ones which resulted in UBL taking a dirt nap, was the hero in that story.
*makes jerking motion with hand*
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2019 01:52 PM (UL0/V)
Posted by: NPC at October 29, 2019 01:52 PM (ymnmz)
Al-Zarqawi, AKA "Zarkman".
Here's a link to one of Iowahawk's original pieces:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/paradise-blows
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM guy at October 29, 2019 01:52 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (xCDE6)
Posted by: BuckIV at October 29, 2019 01:35 PM (PZ2ib)
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You mean the same Feds currently embroiled in a coup against the President?
Yeah, executing a goatfucking gimp would be pretty low on their list.
Posted by: SMH at October 29, 2019 01:37 PM (RU4sa)
I would so very sad if Trump offered a lottery to take shots at that guy. Really, super sad.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (LERoe)
Huh, how about that.
-Jeffrey Dahmer
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I prefer to pickle mine.
Posted by: Zombie Indiana Abortionist at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (hUOFB)
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Twett back, "Ok, asshole, now do Juanita Broaddrick, Vanessa Tyson and Karen Monahan"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: t-bird at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (98WNR)
That's mostly Shi'ism but the ruling came down from Ibn al-'Abbas. Which means Sunnis, especially caliphist Sunnis, can cite it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (ykYG2)
Intel is often wrong, something people forget or don't understand, but when the stars align, you can make hits like this.
Pretty amazing, have been quite a few since 9\11, like a Yamamoto hit every year.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 29, 2019 01:53 PM (2CyXk)
Posted by: Furious George at October 29, 2019 01:54 PM (9vQJW)
https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/
1188911522472443904
Posted by: andycanuck at October 29, 2019 01:49 PM (Dh1wo)
I'm trying to figure out what the journalistic purpose of this is other than exposing the unit.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 29, 2019 01:54 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at October 29, 2019 01:54 PM (v0R5T)
Which is why PDT, in his wisdom, didn't tell any of them in advance.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 29, 2019 01:54 PM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Sagacious Democrat Retard at October 29, 2019 01:54 PM (H5knJ)
US Intelligence created islam?
Posted by: Chris M at October 29, 2019 01:55 PM (eAZVt)
I mean, where is that guy?
F them. Humiliate their asses in death. Let them know that once we get them, we're gonna mock their splodey corpse.
Posted by: Marcus T at October 29, 2019 01:55 PM (UL0/V)
Give the top spot in ISIS to Kathleen Kennedy...she is the queen at taking squatter's rights in jobs no one else dares take, because it has a massive bull's eye over it. She also knows how to rape and disenfranchise a whole group of people, just like al-baghdadi. Shoo-in.
Posted by: LizLem at October 29, 2019 01:55 PM (hvf9s)
https://twitter.com/JimLaPorta/status/
1188911522472443904
Aw man, I had thought that was a joke.
I really hate most journalists.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 29, 2019 01:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at October 29, 2019 01:56 PM (sN9mD)
Shoot staight, shoot often, kill them all President Trump.
Posted by: Jihad works at October 29, 2019 01:59 PM (z+iUy)
US Intelligence created islam?
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Isis.
Bambie and friends thought if they could arm and finance the oppo to the Syrian government they could force a coup and/or negotiate with Bassar Al Assad, and close off Syria to Russia. Assad went to Russia for help and thus the ongoing train wreck, until recently.
Posted by: I'm not a CIA analist, so not an expert at October 29, 2019 01:59 PM (18tbd)
That "instant replacement" argument would seem to underestimate the pull of Arab-Islamo culture and its dispute resolution processes.
Or, as my father taught me, it's when the pie comes to the table that the knives come out.
Posted by: 11B40 at October 29, 2019 02:01 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: steevy at October 29, 2019 02:02 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Dingbats Are Forever at October 29, 2019 02:03 PM (4Eo4+)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 29, 2019 01:22 PM (cEsBM)
Right, but she was not a wife was she? Guessing he did that out of hate and "just because" because he was evil incarnate.
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Reports said that Baghadadi forced Kayla Mueller to marry him, probably because that makes continually raping and beating her okay under islamic law.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 29, 2019 02:04 PM (k4dH2)
Jack Murphy over at SOFREP says it was A Squadron, but that's a minor detail as to WHO from Delta did it.
Getting the dog's name is a really trivial detail.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 29, 2019 02:05 PM (snxuX)
Love it, Ace.
Al-Big Daddy: Dead and Loving It
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Mmmmmmm. Animus.
Posted by: Mayor Pete at October 29, 2019 02:06 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 29, 2019 01:13 PM (zBaqJ)
I'm not so sure. See the quote from John Kasich caught on live t.v.
Sep 6, 2018 - "It's like 24 hours since John McCain was PUT TO DEATH..." WTF? John Kasich on CNN makes bizarre statement about John McCain's death.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at October 29, 2019 02:07 PM (+CiEK)
Which, if you read Naylor's book Relentless Strike on JSOC operations during the height of the war, is precisely what the Tier 1 units and their support structure are set up to do these days.
Hit target. Find something that says Oh, we want to hit here too. Cool, we still have gas in the helicopters and hours of darkness left, fuck it, let's hit it on the way home. Get more intel. Shooters sleep, intel and ops plan the next night's work. Repeat til you pull that thread to the end.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at October 29, 2019 02:09 PM (snxuX)
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 29, 2019 01:11 PM (B9BVe)
Pfft, myosis! "
Explain, please
Posted by: LiveFreeOrDie at October 29, 2019 02:15 PM (H9lUe)
"Rabed and Revenged"
One used and butchered me.
Another spied me, broken.
For which thing
An hundred died.
Thus it was learned among the heathen hosts
How much a freeborn woman's favor costs.
Posted by: Richard Aubrey at October 29, 2019 04:23 PM (fikzx)
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