Project Veritas Hidden Camera Video: Jake Tapper's Senior Producer Rick Saleeby Alleges That CNN's Politics Supervising Producer Has History of Making Inappropriate Advances on Employees, Particularly Drunk Ones

So does Jake Tapper know about this?

I assume so.

So why is he refusing to comment?

I thought he was a hero or something.

I don't really love these sorts of allegations, and this doesn't seem like hardcore harassment, but CNN has pretended to be White Knights defending poor abused women.

Remember Kavanaugh?

It's a huge story when alleged against Brett Kavanaugh but it's not even worth a comment when it's CNN bigwigs?


Rick Saleeby, Senior Producer of The Lead with Jake Tapper, States Steve Brusk, CNN Politics Supervising Producer, Made 'Advances' on Female Employees During 'Social Gatherings' and Would "Put His Arm Around Them, Try and Touch Their Leg."

Saleeby Believes That Steve Brusk is "Protected by Certain People...Like Other Higher Ups" Within CNN.

Rick Saleeby Recalls Incident with a Young Female Colleague: "She Had a Skirt on. I Could See the Hand. I Like Grab Her. It Looked Like I Was Being the Assaulter Because I Grabbed Her So Aggressively... to Keep Her from Him."

Saleeby: "He Had Already Been Accused of the Things Prior... Which I Found Out..."

Saleeby Acknowledges the Gravity of the Situation: "I'l Tell You This, In the Climate That's Going Now, He Definitely Would Have Been Fired."
...

Steve Brusk Tells Project Veritas Journalists to Speak with CNN's PR Team About Sexual Misconduct Allegations; When Approached in DC, Refuses to Watch Footage.

Rick Saleeby and Jake Tapper Refuse to Speak with Project Veritas Journalists in DC When Approached for Comment.

Project Veritas Calls CNN President Jeff Zucker's Office for Comment on Last Week's Multiple Releases Regarding Anti-Trump Bias in the Network; Zucker's Administrative Assistant Replies: "We Don’t Have Any Comment, Thanks for Calling."

Be on the lookout for "conservative" writers to start offering up anonymous spin in defense of Tapper and CNN, which totally aren't fed to them by Jake Tapper, activating his DM Network of Soy Submissives.

Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:20 PM




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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at October 22, 2019 02:20 PM (3sOO0)

2 #DemocratsCannotCommitCrimes

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 02:20 PM (2KYgn)

3 OT: not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 02:21 PM (q80AH)

4 OT/ Feeling sleepy. May take a nap.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (Xqo6t)

5 New Rules, CNN!

Hope you like it, Jake "Square Shooter" Tapper!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

6 Actually, Jake, I hope you choke on it.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (qC1Sy)

7 top ten?

Posted by: Cumalla Harris at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (rBM1Q)

8 They projected upon Kavanaugh all the evil deeds they do every day.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 02:22 PM (EXxge)

9 CNN > NBC > ISIS rape rooms

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (Gvpa/)

10 anybody shocked and surprised that Don "Tainted Love" Lemon's employers are harassing underlings too?

if you run a den full of rapey perverts, of course you are going to hire others of a similar bent.

oh and happy Tuesday

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (3QhVO)

11 And this is in Texas, not California or something.

A sane people would declare munchasen by proxy and give custody to the father but here we are

Posted by: brak at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (sZuW0)

12 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:23 PM (JFO2v)

13
Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

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Wagers 500 quatloos on Taterhead.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (8XRCm)

14 Why are they drunk at work? Or even at a workish social gathering?

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (yv87T)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (VLp1b)

16 Well Tater got lucky and budded a spud

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (EXxge)

17 Eric Erickson will defend Jake b/c he drools over a job at CNN.

Posted by: aquaviva at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (gtKRu)

18 Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?


Allahpundit then David French then Pierre Delicktoe

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (nRWPy)

19 Tapper? I hardly knew her. But she was drunk AF, so . . . .

Posted by: CNN Producer at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (jYnPD)

20 Watch the vid and tell me you got through it with all the 'like like like' through the whole thing.

Makes me weep even more for our future.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (VLp1b)

21 O'Keefe tried to talk to Tapper and Tapper treated him like dog crap stuck on his shoe. Tapper is acting like a man who lives in fear, or at least desperation.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

22 It's like it is everywhere! which, of course, it is!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (so+oy)

23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

24 Sublime.

https://youtu.be/CeMeDihwyrg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (jYnPD)

25
"Jake! Tap her!"

- - Rick Saloojee or something

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (zBaqJ)

26 Top 30?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (LCPmm)

27 This is distracting us from the really important news like, how Orangemanbad is using the power of the state to oppress a former official of the prior administration with some cooked up conspiracy theory. Republicans are just supposed to resign for the good of the country based on the seriousness of the allegations, not fight back and prosecute the seditious activity of the previous administration. This. Is. Not. Who. We. Are!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (yDFoI)

28 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.
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Not very inclusive.

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

29 O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.

These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

30 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)

31 The Conservation Case for Sport Fukn Interns

Posted by: David Cuck French at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (JFO2v)

32 Saleeby Acknowledges the Gravity of the Situation: "I'l Tell You This,
In the Climate That's Going Now, He Definitely Would Have Been Fired."


You mean "in this climate" that you created in order to destroy the idea of being innocent until proven guilty by a jury of your peers? You know, that internationally recognized human right?


That "climate?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (HaL55)

33 At least the fat fuck employee stood up for the woman and prevented the open molestation of his friend, so there's that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (VLp1b)

34 30 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?
Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)


He's the one jamming his ball-sweat fingers in guys' faces.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (zBaqJ)

35 Fapper, in addition to being sanctimonious phony little man-gash, is a total waste of fucking oxygen and we'll probably eventually find out he's an assaulter too. Has that look, doesn't he? This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (iCVx5)

36 Next, on CNN:
"It's Different When We Do It"

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Y9zp1)

37 >>Sublime.


Those guys don't get enough love.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (fjX/+)

38 23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

I'm so far beyond tired of being lectured on virtue by whores, buggerers, and rapists.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (J+mig)

39
Pfffft . No surprise poop chuting???

Piker.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

40 28 My guess is the free subordinate and intern pussy were listed as a perk.
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Not very inclusive.
Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

who does not like free pussy??

Posted by: David Cuck French at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (JFO2v)

41 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse.

Going orgasm to orgasm is the only thing that gives them a few seconds peace and fills the aching void in their souls for a brief moment.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)

42 ny bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?


Allahpundit then David French then Pierre Delicktoe
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 02:24 PM (nRWPy)

Oui oui!!

Posted by: Pierre Lovesdictoe at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (Ed8Zd)

43 off French Davidian sox

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (JFO2v)

44 Bunch of perverts in the msm apparently.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

45 41 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse.

Going orgasm to orgasm is the only thing that gives them a few seconds peace and fills the aching void in their souls for a brief moment.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (KZzsI)


Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Capitalization: How does it work?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (HaL55)

47 I'm still reeling from the state enforced castrations, sorry.

Posted by: Bevel Lemelisk at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (YjqtD)

48 Has that look, doesn't he?

No, he has the look of the guy who knows what's going on, but says nothing because he wants to get ahead. And lately he has the look of someone who hung his entire future on a dumpster fire.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

49 There really is a whole hell of a lot of harassment going on, isn't there?

If the woman is not into it, what the fuck is the point? (no pun intended.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (ycWCI)

50 29
O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.



These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

I WAS IN THE POOL!

Posted by: Accoster at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (jYnPD)

51 who does not like free pussy??
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G?

Posted by: G at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (5NMZN)

52 44 Bunch of perverts in the msm apparently.
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (a0IVu)

They make ME blush.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (Gvpa/)

53 Sorry for the early OT but there is a pic of Nadler on BB..from the 80s and omg, he was so fat!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (a0IVu)

54 Oh, Tapper launched a stupid attack on Sen. Josh Hawley to distract:

@jaketapper
In which @HawleyMO calls a Jewish journalist a "smug, rich liberal elitist"

Hawley's original tweet:

@HawleyMO

Only a smug, rich liberal elitist would say that defending your home is "phony pastoral posturing," whatever that means. No, Greg, I don't think living in Missouri is "punishment." But this is the new left: utter, open contempt for the people of the heartland and all we love


See all the anti-semitism?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (1Vobx)

55 You know, in all my years in the workplace I NEVER did anything remotely like this whatsoever.

What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

56 I saw ball-sweat fingers open for the dead Kennedys at the Agora.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (JFO2v)

57 Those guys don't get enough love.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:28 PM (fjX/+)

There's a reason for that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (VLp1b)

58 They make ME blush.

Posted by: Katie Hill at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (Gvpa/)

They make your throuple seem modest.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

59 Whoops.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (VLp1b)

60 phew...its Sponge..I thought I did it at first

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (a0IVu)

61 #DrunkDonLeMon hardest hit on?

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (Ty6Zr)
..........

unsurprising anal.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (v0R5T)

62 Close, but no cigar.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 02:31 PM (Gvpa/)

63 55
You know, in all my years in the workplace I NEVER did anything remotely like this whatsoever.



What's wrong with these people?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (YqDXo)

Their dating game is off the hook.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (jYnPD)

64 Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

JJ I think Beaver Hunt Lube would sell as a brand name.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JFO2v)

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (VLp1b)

66 carrying over from the other thread, the one in ciaramella,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (x+C/t)

67 Tell your reasons to the Barrel.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (fjX/+)

68 64 Can't they just go long on Vaseline and Beaver Hunt?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (zBaqJ)

JJ I think Beaver Hunt Lube would sell as a brand name.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (JFO2v)


Copyright 2019 SeftonCorp Inc.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (zBaqJ)

69 Sponge to the barrel.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (jYnPD)

70 >>>35 Fapper, in addition to being sanctimonious phony little man-gash, is a total waste of fucking oxygen and we'll probably eventually find out he's an assaulter too. Has that look, doesn't he? This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.
Posted by: ...

I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

71 I will retire to the barrel for a spell.

I could use the shits.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (VLp1b)

72 I'm Spongeworthy!!

Posted by: Teh Barrel at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (pMGkg)

73 O'Keefe tried to call Acosta, and Acosta hung up on him.

These guys are acting like they are intimidated by a real journalist who actually does his damned job.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)

I bet they are intimidated.
Just like Trump makes the old school politicos look bad by actually getting things done, O'Keefe shows up the lazy herd mentality faux journalist twitter mob.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (Ed8Zd)

74 Copyright 2019 SeftonCorp Inc.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (zBaqJ)


Smells... musky in here.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (aS1PU)

75 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

lol

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (jYnPD)

76 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

as a former drunken sailor, i will tell you we had standards...

not like these fucks in the demorat ranks...

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (8D42x)

77 Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Lmfao

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (iCVx5)

78 Seriously, Sublime 's approach was about as Punk as you can get.

They didn't give a shit about anything but making some music.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:33 PM (fjX/+)

79 At the very least, Tapper is an enabler.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (ycWCI)

80 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Heh.

Man-gash. Nice.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

81 I would distinguish a "reporter" from a "journalist." The latter offers his opinions on events, whereas the former merely reports events.

In general, I don't want "journalists" opinions on events. Just tell me the facts, and I'll draw my conclusions, thank you very much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (YqDXo)

82 Jake Tapper has a rapey name.

His middle name is not Witherconsent.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (YOhRS)

83 I understand that he'd get them drunk and then discuss the origins of 'hussy' and 'gussy' with them while mentioning he's responsible for hiring on-air talent.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Dh1wo)

84 JONAH: both sides do it / listen to my podcast!
FRENCH: true Christians and true conservatives won't cast stones at Trump so shouldn't cast stones at CNN / read me at the Cuckpatch
KRISTOL: OK this brings out my inner abuse-enabler / read my Tweets!
BOOT: **drawing up plans to conquer Greenland before Trump buys it**
RUBIN: **liking/retweeting Pierre Delecto**
NORDLINGER: great opera last night, huh?
ALLAPUNDIT: O'Keefe is a RUSSIAN ASSET

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (786Ro)

85
This topic is actually a palate cleanser after the last one. That's where we are.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Xm5XV)

86 80 I wouldn't say it *doesn't* reflect the editorial perspective, tho
Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:32 PM (PbpT7)

Heh.

Man-gash. Nice.
Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:34 PM (Ed8Zd)

Man-Gash sounds like the Assyrian god of fertility and surprise anal.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

87 I tell you my state's experience with the slithy tove that is jake tapper, he was the local correspondent in florida, for salon, which was financed by Hambrecht and quist in partnership, with Chinese darpa, during the florida recount, he did a whole series of ridiculous stories trying to prove w had stolen the election, with the aid of Katherine harris and jeb of course, he dragged the state through the mud to get a book contract on the matter,

Posted by: admiral marcus at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (x+C/t)

88 i heard Jake Tapper rufies young girls and then reads his awful "novel" to them while they're in an impaired state and can't tell his writing is shit

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

89 Man-Gash sounds like the Assyrian god of fertility and surprise anal.

his spirit animal: the otter

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

90 That makes me wonder. I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'. Why should we hold someone who does not do the bad thing accountable for another's actions?

However, as I have gotten older, I find myself having less and less patience for the non actions or blessing by silence of others- and of myself.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

91 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)

92
Heh.

Sponge

Barrel

First



Some assembly required.

Posted by: fixerupper at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

93 Old story: Johnny has 6 apples and gives jimmy 2, how many apples does Johnny have left?
New story: Johnny has an apple tree which has a pretty decent yield every year, he feeds his family from it. One year, there is a bumper crop. Johnny give a crate of apples and some preserves to his unemployed neighbor. The FDA and Dept of agriculture find out about it and fine Johnny for farming without a license and cut down the tree because it was used in illicit sales of food products. The neighbor doesn't qualify for assistance, as he is unmarried and has no kids. Johnnys family was offered food stamps because they are no longer self sufficient with the loss of the tree. Their local congressman was re-elected in a landslide when he used the example of government assisting Johnny's family in their time of need.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (yDFoI)

94 >>>84 JONAH: both sides do it / listen to my podcast!
FRENCH: true Christians and true conservatives won't cast stones at Trump so shouldn't cast stones at CNN / read me at the Cuckpatch
KRISTOL: OK this brings out my inner abuse-enabler / read my Tweets!
BOOT: **drawing up plans to conquer Greenland before Trump buys it**
RUBIN: **liking/retweeting Pierre Delecto**
NORDLINGER: great opera last night, huh?
ALLAPUNDIT: O'Keefe is a RUSSIAN ASSET
Posted by: Hands

literally Twitter every single day

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)

95 I am ManGash open for MaleMenstral at Hole in the Wall side London in '80.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (VLp1b)

96 h, Tapper launched a stupid attack on Sen. Josh Hawley to distract:

@jaketapper
In which @HawleyMO calls a Jewish journalist a "smug, rich liberal elitist"

Hawley's original tweet:

@HawleyMO

Only a smug, rich liberal elitist would say that defending your home is "phony pastoral posturing," whatever that means. No, Greg, I don't think living in Missouri is "punishment." But this is the new left: utter, open contempt for the people of the heartland and all we love


See all the anti-semitism?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 22, 2019 02:30 PM (1Vobx)

Yes, Tapper seems to be quite the antisemite.
I wonder how he knows "Greg's" religion and why he thinks it's at all relevant?

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (Ed8Zd)

97 "23 Jeez, these journalists seem to jump each other like drunken sailors in a whorehouse. And yet they are ethically pure, ethically pure...
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to"
*************************
Drunken sailors still have to pay for it.

Posted by: Cosda at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (o8vm8)

98
READ THIS:

If any ove you know how to contact this guy, do it. NOW.

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509 I done fucked up my life...

Love you all

See you on the other side
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (LhcdG)

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

99 68

Sales Reps Car

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/beaver-hunter/

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (JFO2v)

100 @93, was waiting for willowed OT


Seattle considering Social Justice Math Curriculum Indoctrination.


https://tinyurl.com/y4oncqgs


Q: If Johnny has 6 apples and Jose has zero apples, how many apples would Jose have if Johnny gives Jose 2 apples?


A: 2?


Wrong. Jose has 6 apples, because Johnny's remaining 4 apples were a product of white privilege and were awarded to Jose as a product of redistributive justice for the oppression that nobody related to Johnny visited upon nobody related to Jose.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (jYnPD)

101 i heard Jake Tapper rufies young girls and then reads his awful "novel" to them while they're in an impaired state and can't tell his writing is shit

Posted by: ace at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (PbpT7)
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It could be that Jake has climbed up the ladder by threatening to read his Vogon poetry to people.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (YOhRS)

102 Man Gash sounds like one of those monsters-of-the-month from Kirby in the early Marvel days. FEAR MANGASH, ASSYRIAN DESTROYER!!! (image of huge monster eating a car)

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (KZzsI)

103 This topic is actually a palate cleanser after the last one. That's where we are.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 02:35 PM (Xm5XV)
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Sad but true.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (qC1Sy)

104 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: The Barrel at October 22, 2019 02:38 PM (786Ro)

105 Honestly, I can't even bring myself to care about this right now.

Not that it isn't important, because it is, but that last thread--God. That is a casus belli if there ever was one.

Posted by: Dr. T at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (2PXwn)

106 I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'.
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It's a funny sort of word, isn't it? "Enablerr".

Posted by: Gary, King of the humans at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (BLD7q)

107 90 That makes me wonder. I have always had issue with the term 'Enabler'. Why should we hold someone who does not do the bad thing accountable for another's actions?

However, as I have gotten older, I find myself having less and less patience for the non actions or blessing by silence of others- and of myself.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (ycWCI)

An enabler is a person who makes it possible, not just a person who was peripherally involved. Someone who, without their help, the criminal act couldn't have been perpetrated.

Like an 800 pound person that can no longer get out of bed, but keeps growing fatter - the person bringing them their food is the enabler.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (J+mig)

108 y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (XTiHL)

109 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)


Clorox and ammonia should do the trick.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (aS1PU)

110 This comment does not necessary reflect the editorial perspective of this page.


Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:27 PM (iCVx5)

_______


LOL. Wait, it actually does ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (Ty6Zr)

111 Who's ready for a little good news?

@TheRealKeean

BREAKING: Jessica Yaniv has just been ordered to pay legal costs to the business owners Yaniv harassed at the Human Rights Tribunal. The estheticians do not have to handle Yaniv's male genitalia now or ever again.
Finally. Some good news.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (ZLI7S)

112 91 the Barrel's been in need of a sponging.
*drops some Clorox and 409 in there*
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:36 PM (3QhVO)

Use the rough side!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (ycWCI)

113 LOL get fucked

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (KNsKs)

114 Hello darkness, my old friend.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (VLp1b)

115 108 y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:39 PM (XTiHL)

He is on the prayer list, isn't he?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 02:40 PM (a0IVu)

116 I was merely checking her for kneasles, out of an abundance of caution and concern for the robust health of our young female staffers.

Posted by: Steve Brusk at October 22, 2019 02:41 PM (q1Pj5)

117 >>y'all catch browndog's post @509 in the last thread? anybody know browndog?

Yes.
No. But I wish I could reach out to the guy.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:41 PM (fjX/+)

118 Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?

You hate me enough to kill me?

I'm sad now.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (VLp1b)

119 37 >>Sublime.

Those guys don't get enough love.

Posted by: garrett
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Was just listening to "Pawn Shop" and I have to agree!

Have them on the playlist for sure.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (RcLFK)

120 >>Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?


In the barrel, that should be the least of your worries!

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (fjX/+)

121 Does Jake Tapper know he's not supposed to be tapping them jake brakes within town limits?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

122 In deference to my great friend, colleague and virtuous lover of the military, Jake Tapper- how do we know this is true? After all, it ain't as though Project Veritas put a camera in anyone's underwear. Am I Right?

Posted by: David French's Flapping Rectum at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (1U5Nb)

123 118 Clorox and Ammonia. Doesn't that make mustard gas?

You hate me enough to kill me?

I'm sad now.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:42 PM (VLp1b)
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I see you're unwilling to take one for the team in order to make sure the barrel is nice and clean.

Remember, there is no "I" in team!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (qC1Sy)

124 browndog don't fuckin' do it, man. Let's talk about this.

Link in nic.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (AzW6q)

125 God grant browndog strength.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (RD7QR)

126 I was told there would be no chemistry in this blog.
Posted by: Dr. Junkenstein at October 22, 2019 02:43 PM (+H/11)


Chemistry is life. Life is chemistry.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

127 I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (VLp1b)

128 More "heavily edited" footage

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (KNsKs)

129 127 I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (VLp1b)

Come on!
-The Horde

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:45 PM (ycWCI)

130 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."

Mixing them together would be a gas!

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 02:46 PM (eAZVt)

131 >>I kill myself for no one. Sacrifice for God, country, family. The Horde? That's very questionable.


**Throws Overpriced Tampons at Sponge**


One of Us.

One of Us.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:46 PM (fjX/+)

132 I bet she rides a Vespa.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (H8GoT)

133 Remember, there is no "I" in team!
----
But there is an "i" in "meat pie"!

Posted by: Shaun at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (BLD7q)

134 If I were to clean the barrel, it would no longer be a punishment and you bastards would be fucking up all over the place without consequence. What do you think this is, Washington D. C.?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (VLp1b)

135 Chemistry is life. Life is chemistry.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 22, 2019 02:44 PM (aS1PU)

-------
"You don't buy a lot of the stuff we make, but you are exposed to a lot of our toxic wastes."

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (5NMZN)

136 Last browndog posts I could find on a quick search is here.

http://acecomments.mu.nu/

?blog=86post=383747#c31503391


Stay with us, Browndog.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (jYnPD)

137 As Jake Tapper well knows "silence is agreement" and his silence on this report speaks volumes. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!

Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (vm955)

138 134 If I were to clean the barrel, it would no longer be a punishment and you bastards would be fucking up all over the place without consequence. What do you think this is, Washington D. C.?
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (VLp1b)
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LOL!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (qC1Sy)

139 Any bets on which of Jake's Internet Bitches will be the first to offer anonymous defenses from a "source close to CNN"?

Carlos Danger's cousin Pierre Delecto?

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (oiNtH)

140 509 I done fucked up my life...

Love you all

See you on the other side
Posted by: browndog at October 22, 2019 02:29 PM (LhcdG)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 02:37 PM (AzW6q)

Yikes. I hope you're lurking brown dog.
Humans are fallible- all of us -yet still are worthy of forgiveness and love, if we seek it. No matter what.

Posted by: LASue at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (Ed8Zd)

141 As Jake Tapper well knows "silence is agreement" and his silence on this report speaks volumes. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (vm955)
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Except when they do things. Then silence is not having the bandwidth to address it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (YOhRS)

142 The Conservative Case for Being a Gropy McGroperson

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:48 PM (hLRSq)

143 Everything is temporary...there is nothing that cannot be fixed, forgiven and made up for.

Posted by: overit at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (sI15f)

144 150ish

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (NTkSq)

145 Browndog, you copy?

Don't do it brother. You can't fix things from the other side.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (1U5Nb)

146 Remember, there is no "I" in team!
----
But there is an "i" in "meat pie"!
Posted by: Shaun at October 22, 2019 02:47 PM (BLD7q)
---
You know who else had an I in his name?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

147 Self termination is NOT an option. Ever.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (VLp1b)

148 Frankly the use of CNN to manipulate elections and spread lying propaganda for one political party bothers me more than a few girls possibly putting up with handsy guys to keep their jobs and get ahead.

This O'Keefe stuff seems like the basis for a fine "in kind donation" campaign finance violation investigation to me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)

149 Mangash. does Assyrian have a maf'al construction? sounds possible in some Semitic language if you count the Akkadian side of it "Semitic". kind of an outlier.

Sumerian would be the agglutinative one . man+gash. man means "2". gash also means "2" but can also mean "booze".

so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)

150 Was there footage of Tapper the fapper refusing to speak? What a little bitch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (0W3mK)

151 You know who else had an I in his name?

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"It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the tiger"

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (5NMZN)

152 Amen LASue

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (iCVx5)

153 You know who else had an I in his name?
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

Mister Rogers?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (ycWCI)

154 Browndog, your life is worth living.


https://youtu.be/p2G7buZ2JSg

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (jYnPD)

155 You know who else had an I in his name?

Pierre Delicto?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

156 149 Mangash. does Assyrian have a maf'al construction? sounds possible in some Semitic language if you count the Akkadian side of it "Semitic". kind of an outlier.

Sumerian would be the agglutinative one . man+gash. man means "2". gash also means "2" but can also mean "booze".

so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)

So maybe the Sumerians were lightweights who would hit anything after a couple drinks?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (RD7QR)

157 so I guess MAN+GASH is a Sumerogram for "two drinks".
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 02:51 PM (Rthly)
----
So, the god of moderate alcohol consumption?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 02:52 PM (BLD7q)

158 My little brother committed suicide, I recall finally getting through a day without thinking about him. It took about 10 years.

Please don't do it browndog.

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 02:53 PM (XTiHL)

159 Browndog, if you're still here:

Relax a bit and think. Do you hate your life when you're at home by yourself, with no obligations for the day?

If not, you don't hate your life at all, and everything that brought you to this despair is external to you.

If it's external, you can change it, either by confronting your problems, or moving somewhere they aren't. My problems were all people and places, so I did the latter, and left no contact info. It worked.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (J+mig)

160 Let's jump into the Wayback machine and see what the moderates were saying a few years ago.

If we just accept homo marriage, that'll be the end of it. The free-mongering "slippery slope" arguments that the social conservative hate mongers are simply a figment of their imaginations.

- The Reasonable Committee For Reasonable Compromise

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

161 You may love us, Browndog but we love *you*. And others do too. More than you think. If you end yourself, you will be sentencing several or more of them to a lifetime of excruciating torture. All because they love you. They will never recover. Don't do that to them.

Posted by: ... at October 22, 2019 02:54 PM (iCVx5)

162 And Jake is wondering why administration officials won't appear on his network - they don't want to get pawed by all of your Gropy McGroperson's, Jake!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

163 I see the latest outrage of the day is that Trump used the word "Lynching"!!! All Right Thinking People are Aghast!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)

164 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

165 You know who else had an I in his name?
Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:49 PM (YOhRS)

Mister Rogers?
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Snake Pliskin?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (TnoDk)

166 And, no, it is not boobs, although...

https://tinyurl.com/y4v45lpb (SFW)

But that leaves out the ladies among us, so:

https://tinyurl.com/y6qyqr78

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (ycWCI)

167 Pierre Delicto

Does Romney realize who stupid he looks?

Posted by: Matt Rooney at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

168 This O'Keefe stuff seems like the basis for a fine "in kind donation" campaign finance violation investigation to me.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:50 PM (KZzsI)
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Yeah, but the FEC won't do that, because the other side will scorch the ground. They will demand that Fox be considered in-kind donation for "fairness". Rush's entire show.

I agree, however, I just know that whatever we would do, the payback the Dems would try will be as much as they can get away with.

Clinton was investigated for a long while, his administration was doing a lot of shady stuff. He had to actually be found guilty of a crime before we started talking about impeachment (that I remember).

They started Impeach Trump from day 1 as "payback".

Holder refused to release thousands of documents for 18 months before he was cited with "contempt". Bar didn't release the 4% of the Mueller report that was redacted as classified including Grand Jury information, and in 2 weeks the House cited him for "contempt". And they called that "payback".

You just have to ready for what the mob will do even if you take a reasonable step as punishment.

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (YOhRS)

169 -Kamala Harris called the debunked Jussie Smollett hoax a "modern-day lynching"

-Jerry Nadler accused Republicans of running a "lynch mob" against Bill Clinton

-President Trump says attempting to impeach him is a lynching.

Guess which one drives the left crazy?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)

170 I see the latest outrage of the day is that Trump used the word "Lynching"!!! All Right Thinking People are Aghast!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (Kpl3J)
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And the evangelicals have a perfectly good option in Pence.

Posted by: David Fwench at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (YOhRS)

171 Snake Pliskin?

I heard he was dead

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (KZzsI)

172 Pierre Delicto



Does Romney realize who stupid he looks?

Posted by: Matt Rooney at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (NFEMn)

------
Who nkows?

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (5NMZN)

173 *sound of needle being pulled across record*


Browndog? Don't do anything in haste that you cannot repent at leisure.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

174 Browndog. We ALL eff up. There are people that love you that even if you wronged would be haunted that you aren't here. People can forgive. God forgives and there are resources for help.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (0W3mK)

175 What the hell kind of name is Mitt anyway? Did he excel in baseball as a catcher?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM (NFEMn)

176 Guess which one drives the left crazy?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 02:56 PM (KZzsI)
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What is "Trump saying something", Alex?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (YOhRS)

177 On any given day, it would be easier to give a surprise report when any of the MFM gives an unbiased report and keeps their gropey hands to themselves.

Posted by: Cheri at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (oiNtH)

178 >>What the hell kind of name is Mitt anyway?


Doesn't he have a son named 'Tag'?

Who the fuck does that to a kid?

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (fjX/+)

179 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."
........

bye bye gophers.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

180 Most of Jake's media whores are just cheap trulls. He has almost no expensive doxys.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (QcbCo)

181 *frets*

I just won't know what to think of any of this until I can get Tater's Take™ on it.

Posted by: Onager, .40 S&W, & Mrs. Howell at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (DMUuz)

182 Here is where they play the game that lynching was only ever an innocent black man strung up by the Klan. It's like they never even saw a western.

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (KNsKs)

183 #111 As I wrote on the TX tranny kid thread...

Andy Ngo
Breaking: Jessica Yaniv, the trans activist who launched
formal human rights complaints against salons for declining to wax her
testicles and penis, has had her cases dismissed. She is ordered to pay
back some of the businesses for misconduct.

https://twitter.com/leicalove/status/
1186701148474007552

[BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (Dh1wo)

184 Man-Gash? Ain't dat those Japanese comics?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (QcbCo)

185 164
Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:



https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq



Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

Thank you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (jYnPD)

186 Just waiting for the day that Fake Jake gets caught doing something sexually inappropriate, himself.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 03:00 PM (sm6Pk)

187 @178 what happens when Tag plays "tag"? Is he always "it"?

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (E+OcO)

188 And Jake is wondering why administration officials won't appear on his network - they don't want to get pawed by all of your Gropy McGroperson's, Jake!

-
Plus they don't like surprise anal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)

189 182 Here is where they play the game that lynching was only ever an innocent black man strung up by the Klan. It's like they never even saw a western.

HELL YES I am going to take away your pre-woke dictionaries!

Posted by: Robert Frances O'Rourke, callsign at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (XiVKO)

190 and stay with us browndog. we need people here to read my autistic scribblings about Sumerian and to laugh at sponge when he tries to scramble out of the barrel.

(spoiler: sponge isn't getting out of the barrel)

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (Rthly)

191 Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.

I deliberately avoid pronouns entirely when dealing with these psychos for that reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)

192 179 "Clorox and ammonia should do the trick."
........

bye bye gophers.
Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

It's been nice
Hope you find your paradise

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)

193 Most of Jake's media whores are just cheap trulls. He has almost no expensive doxys.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 02:58 PM (QcbCo)
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I'll take two saucy wenches with a side of fries. And a canikin of brown ale.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (BLD7q)

194 It's funny because Twitter is thinking of banning any fundamental change to a medium that fundamentally changes the way that thing was meant or designed. (Like the Kingsmen video, capice?)

So I'm wondering when will Twitter ban Twitter?

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (YOhRS)

195 I am shocked - shocked! - that a cable news channel run by Lauer-protector Zucker keeps on a senior political editor well known for creepy sexual harassment behavior!!

What I really want to know is: when can we expect to see the 4th (5th? 6th?) movie or tv series on how uniquely awful Roger Ailes was?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (bDqIh)

196 The Conservative Case For Sometimes These Prudes Play Hard To Get And You Need To Give Them A Pinch And Show Them Who's The Boss

Posted by: Pedro Delicioso at October 22, 2019 03:02 PM (QcbCo)

197 Why do *I* not get to choose which pronouns *I* use for *you*?

My words, my truth.

I self-identify as a person who lives in a universe in which your pronouns are determined by biology and grammar, not neurosis and egotism.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

198 What I find both amazing and disgusting is how Hillary "Mama Mumu" Clinton only needs to snap her fingers and the hounds are unleashed. From back with the "Right Wing Conspiracy" until now with Tulsi as Russian Asset, all she needs to do is say the word, and they all obey.

She is the cause of whatever turmoil the nation is going through at present. She sicced the Russian Collusion narrative on the world and the media ran with it.

That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

199 Browndog. We ALL eff up. There are people that love you that even if you wronged would be haunted that you aren't here. People can forgive. God forgives and there are resources for help.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 22, 2019 02:57 PM


I'm not a very eloquent man, browndog, so I'll second this. Stay with us, brother.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ejd/p)

200

So Tapper didn't TAP HER but Tater touched her and Lemon & squeezy Andy didn't coup her, i'm confused what do you do at CNN to get a SHAG CBC ABC NBC confused.

WOMEN totties hardest UNHIT.

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (5IHGB)

201
Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

Fantastic ad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

202 That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (NFEMn)

She's also the fat, smelly, wobbling nucleus of the whole "Birther" thing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (AURKQ)

203 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites

What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

204 >>She is the cause of whatever turmoil the nation is going through at present. She sicced the Russian Collusion narrative on the world and the media ran with it.


She wasn't alone. And many in the media didn't just run on it, they were in on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

205 What I find both amazing and disgusting is how Hillary "Mama Mumu" Clinton only needs to snap her fingers and the hounds are unleashed. From back with the "Right Wing Conspiracy" until now with Tulsi as Russian Asset, all she needs to do is say the word, and they all obey.
---
Because as I have found, the left are parrots without conscience.

Conscience doesn't help the movement toward a "solution".

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (YOhRS)

206 [BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

It's almost like Twitter *WANTS* all their users to move to Gab.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (XiVKO)

207 >>That's some amount of power for one fat, ugly, gin-soaked mediocrity to possess.


Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)

208 So Tapper didn't TAP HER but Tater touched her and Lemon & squeezy Andy didn't coup her, i'm confused what do you do at CNN to get a SHAG CBC ABC NBC confused.


Play hide the Prosciuitto with Jim Scuitto?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:06 PM (NFEMn)

209 Lynching is the new N word, now? wtf.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:06 PM (a0IVu)

210 203 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites

What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

211 If these guys want to grope women who have not a whit of sexual attraction to them, they should do the American thing and go to a titty bar for lunch.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (QcbCo)

212 There are two things I learned from the suicide of my mother and father:

1. Suicide kills the person you might have become.

2. Suicide kills a part of the people you left behind.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

213 browndog, the horde is here for you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (q1Pj5)

214 She wasn't alone. And many in the media didn't just run on it, they were in on it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (ZLI7S)

Yep. They were willing participants.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (jYnPD)

215 I compare Beto to a pile of goat droppings. He needs to get me a better analogy if he doesn't want to be likened to a pile of goat droppings.
</BetoMode>

Posted by: Axeman at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (YOhRS)

216 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)
-----
Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q)

217 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one
big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on
EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)

------
I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away. But Billary cleared by Barr and Ray!

Posted by: M3 CHemicals at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (5NMZN)

218 Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.

-
We'll never be free until we can other people's pronouns.

More at the Babylon Bee:

Amazing: This Mind-Reader Can Instantly Guess People's Pronouns With 99.9% Accuracy

https://bit.ly/31D8YqX

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (+y/Ru)

219 >>Yep. They were willing participants.

Some of them are still at it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (ZLI7S)

220 197 Why do *I* not get to choose which pronouns *I* use for *you*?

My words, my truth.

I self-identify as a person who lives in a universe in which your pronouns are determined by biology and grammar, not neurosis and egotism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:03 PM (AURKQ)

I self identify as an AMERICAN, ergo, I get to decide what I say, and how I say it.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (NgKpN)

221 What's he get every day? He gets to be taken advantage of and treated as a sucker.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 03:07 PM (NWiLs)

Tough crowd, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (ycWCI)

222 >>I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away.


Yeah - And that was just what she got caught doing, red handed.

Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fjX/+)

223 Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM (ycWCI)

God bless you for this.

Posted by: Velvet glove, iron fist at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (yv87T)

224 nice joncelli, and so true

Posted by: DanMan at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (XTiHL)

225 Since we all need cheering up, one of my favorites:

https://tinyurl.com/y2jvylyq

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 02:55 PM


Awful dusty in here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (ejd/p)

226 AoSHQ Stylebook© Violation!

Please use "FusionGPS @JakeTapper".

Carry on . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (yTo22)

227 cnn, liars all the way down.

Every story is a lie. No truth or facts have been spoken or displayed for 12 years or more.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (pw+jk)

228 Leaving this here for Ace; apologies if already discussed:

https://twitter.com/JonahDispatch/status/1186656872499154945

Jonah got caught by a Titania McGrath style parody account.

And several highly intellectual NeverTrumpers retweeted his reply too.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (4Gk2X)

229 No good deed goes unpunished. Virtue isn't its own reward, no matter what the commercials say.

Right. And its good to know that going ahead from the start. Because you don't do good in order to get some BS concept of karma, or because you will get famous, or because people will love you. You don't do it for reward or acclaim.

you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.

But this guy in the ad? Is a sucker. And he's being taken advantage of by every single person he meets.

The old lady with the cart: buy a little ramp, you knucklehead.

The dog begging for food: go hunt

The old lady begging for money for her grand daughter: this one actually ended up being true, or at least she bought a nice costume. But 90% of the time or more beggars are there to rip you off and live off the well-meaning credulity of others.

Don't donate money to beggars. Donate money to good organizations that help beggars and give them food or clothes if you have to give them anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

230 222
>>I had forgotten about the FBI security check files that walked away.





Yeah - And that was just what she got caught doing, red handed.





Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:09 PM (fjX/+)

First, Sandy Berger's shorts, then she upgraded to a bathroom server.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (jYnPD)

231 Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q)
---
Conspiracy theory! There's not such thing as a device that can copy paper--besides the Clintons morals wouldn't let them use such a device were it to exist!

Nobody knows who hired Craig Livingstone!

Posted by: CNN News Reactor at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (YOhRS)

232 complaints against salons for declining to wax her
testicles and penis, has had her cases dismissed. She is ordered to pay
back some of the businesses for misconduct.

https://twitter.com/leicalove/status/
1186701148474007552

[BTW, Andy used "her" etc. because Twitter bans you for "misidentifying" anyone.]

Posted by: andycanuck at October 22, 2019 02:59 PM (Dh1wo)


That and "her" followed by "testicles and penis" are downright funny.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Her entire career as First Lady must have been one big operation to gather Any and All incriminating information on EVERYONE in and out of the Clinton Orbit.
Posted by: garrett at October 22, 2019 03:05 PM (fjX/+)
-----
Remember all the FBI files that "went missing" and the just "turned up" at the Clinton White House? What are the odds that copies reside in a Clinton vault somewhere?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:08 PM (BLD7q

All that info and they STILL can't find anything legit that sticks to Trump.

PDT must be the cleanest guy in the world

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (NFEMn)

234 >>Right. And its good to know that going ahead from the start. Because you don't do good in order to get some BS concept of karma, or because you will get famous, or because people will love you. You don't do it for reward or acclaim.

>you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.



This guy gets it.


Posted by: iKant at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (fjX/+)

235 That and "her" followed by "testicles and penis" are downright funny.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)
---
2 + 2 = 5
And you will learn to love Big Brother.

Posted by: CNN News Reactor at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (YOhRS)

236 You know that thing parents do where they pretend to like something stupid that their kids like to make the kids stop liking something stupid?

We should do that with this pronoun nonsense, but be super officious about demanding "our pronouns" (the standard, American English, default ones) at every occasion.

Or maybe some formulation like, "Hi, I'm Waraiotoko, default pronouns, and i'd like to say that..." blah blah whatever.

"default pronouns"
"standard pronouns"
"normal pronouns"

whatever, just something to stick a thumb in their eyes. Early and often.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (AURKQ)

237 ZOD

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

238 Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

239 Browndog, please, please don't.

I don't know you, but, I'm hoping you are reading and reaching out here because there is still a chance you want one more day to start over tomorrow.

Posted by: Alice McD at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (fWdPl)

240 First, Sandy Berger's shorts, then she upgraded to a bathroom server.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:11 PM (jYnPD)
---
When they say it's not about the underwear, it's about the underwear.

Posted by: Clinton's Sophist Lawyer at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (YOhRS)

241 Y'all need this, Horde. Thank me later for this video antidepressant.

10 HOUR CRAB RAVE
https://youtu.be/-50NdPawLVY

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (AM1GF)

242 Browndog,

Please don't do what we think you're contemplating.

I have a wonderful life, but there were times that it didn't look that way. Whenever I look back at those times, I thank God that I waited just another five minutes before the miracle happened.

The miracle does indeed happen. It doesn't matter how ugly it looks, but hang on anyway. You - and we - won't regret it.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (iuFgi)

243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

244 Steven Crowder is about to go live with a story about YouTube election meddling:

https://youtu.be/YHHQl3ND6bk

Posted by: Sharkman at October 22, 2019 03:14 PM (yTo22)

245 What that video needs is for Mr. Koolaid to bust through a wall at the end and yell "OH YEAH!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

246 Heh

Why some say Mexico already built Trump's wall -- and paid for it

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4fjh5pg

on CNN of all places

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (KZzsI)

247 Stick with us, browndog. No point giving the Adversary an easy victory.

Days like this, the anonymity of the Horde kinda bites.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 03:15 PM (AM1GF)

248 But this guy in the ad? Is a sucker. And he's being taken advantage of by every single person he meets.

The old lady with the cart: buy a little ramp, you knucklehead.

The dog begging for food: go hunt

The old lady begging for money for her grand daughter: this one actually ended up being true, or at least she bought a nice costume. But 90% of the time or more beggars are there to rip you off and live off the well-meaning credulity of others.

Don't donate money to beggars. Donate money to good organizations that help beggars and give them food or clothes if you have to give them anything.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:10 PM (KZzsI)

Don't disagree with the analysis in the main on any specific point. However, what the video is trying to say is that the good we do from simple acts of kindness may not have concrete outcomes that we can quantify, but rather can make things better and occasionally change how people look at the world. Regardless, the point of the video is that the guy does not do or get concrete and real compensation for what he does- but he does it anyway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (ycWCI)

249 OT funny story.

So I go to see my boy swear in before he gets on a plane to San Diego for boot camp. It's in a Federal Building, so we have to go through metal detectors and have our bags x rayed.

Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

250 jake tapper: gheeeyerrrrr than cum on shep's spackled mug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (KP5rU)

251 243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

252 Stop picking on Jake Topper!!!!!!!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (Fmkqn)

253 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Oops.


Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ycWCI)

254 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?



Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)


The lady/trans in front of you? I am no good at these games.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (jYnPD)

255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)

256 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM


Oopsie...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (ejd/p)

257 I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
-----
Me, too!

Posted by: Tiglath-Pileser III at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (BLD7q)

258 Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM


Of course not. Nurse is the pouncer, not the pouncee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

259 251 243 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)

Less of a "platform" than a "trap-door", really....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (AURKQ)

260 Posted by: Tiglath-Pileser III

heh!

Posted by: overit at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (sI15f)

261 238 Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

first, smart lawyers will get their money up front, and it will not be refundable. Second, they can be sued for malpractice, but you gotta prove that, and it's not easy. And the suing is going to cost you more than you're trying to recover. Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

262 Another victim of right-wing patriarchal hatred.

https://bit.ly/2BvQUnQ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (+y/Ru)

263 browndog,
I saw your comments in the MASH thread. Just remember - depression is a liar. A liar. There are neurons firing in your brain, which is not your fault, and it's causing your brain to fuck with you. Even if you did fuck up somehow, whatever is telling you to end it, is exploiting that and lying to you. I've been there.

Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)

264 Of course not. Nurse is the pouncer, not the pouncee.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (ejd/p)

She would done a double back flip out of there..

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

265 You will now receive instruction from Zod.

He who slings mud, loses ground. As the Marines instruct in basic training, Do Not Worry About What He Is Trying To Do To You; Do Unto Him, And It'll All Work Out.

This kind of pitty-pat homo-slap faggoty silliness is beneath intelligent, determined humans. The petty newts-eye-for-a-newts-eye sandbox absurdity is counterproductive. It is defensive. It advertises weakness. It invites domination.

There are sufficient statistics to disprove socialism. The Odd Coalition can be defeated by Americans willing to stand up and say "Your destructive, perverse agenda is not tolerable. You must leave or accept the ass-whipping. Perhaps then you will understand that you are Less."

Raise your hand if you've ever confronted an asshole whose anti-human agenda offended your space.

(Zod raises hand).

I have. I will.

Say you will, too.

Do it. Do It Now.

Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (XzT/D)

266 Or maybe some formulation like, "Hi, I'm Waraiotoko, default pronouns, and i'd like to say that..." blah blah whatever.

"default pronouns"
"standard pronouns"
"normal pronouns"

whatever, just something to stick a thumb in their eyes. Early and often.

I like it. I might make sure my "pronouns" a) aren't, and b) will also be triggering.

"Hi, I'm Reason, Christian-slash-Christiem, and blahblahblah."

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (XiVKO)

267 The problem with suing a lawyer is that he's an expert in the law and you're not. And any other lawyer you hire is necessarily in deep conflict of interest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (KZzsI)

268 255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Didn't even realize they were there

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (rpxSz)

269 Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM


^^^ This. Sometimes all we can do is mitigate the damage.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

270 So Brexit passed Parliament, but they get to fuck with it to make it Fake Brexit.

Posted by: Fake ... Everything at October 22, 2019 03:20 PM (4Eo4+)

271 nood up!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (so+oy)

272 Not that interested in jumping on the #metoo bandwagon even for the scalps of the incels at CNN.

Posted by: IanDeal at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (vgGyZ)

273 255 Guess who had 4 rounds of live .22 ammo in the bottom of her purse?


Posted by: nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

Did you set off the alarms and get jumped on by big burly men?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 03:17 PM (a0IVu)


Guess who got

*POUNCED*

and

*SEIZED*

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

274 it is possible to sue a lawyer for malpractice . "Cape Fear" starts out with a clear example: DeNiro's lawyer Nick Nolte finds some evidence that Mrs DeNiro was a cheater but didn't bring it up, because he wanted DeNiro behind bars.

mind you, DeNiro then goes out to destroy Nolte, instead of using the courts, because DeNiro is a violent asshole. well, his character in the movie is.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (Rthly)

275 "Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?"

Lawyers aren't really bound by the law.

Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

276

ABC: pimping out the young ass of Desmond the Maginficent by the Big Burly down-low NFL player Strahan, who did have rumors running about not too long ago...

NBC: The Today Show had a Rape Room instead of a Green Room for their star pretty-boy Matt Wower...Dave Letterman was lechering all over interns.

CNN: Frat Boy central, women are abused and mistreated left and right.

ESPN: more of the same.

They all virtue signal pretty damned hard, but then are some of the worst people in the world.

What a country.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (cwTf9)

277 237 ZOD
Posted by: Zod at October 22, 2019 03:12 PM (XzT/D)

What's your platform?
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:13 PM (RUnSJ)

I'm a fan of the "Pyramid of Skulls" plank of Zod's platform.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 03:16 PM (RD7QR)
...........

I like his jobs and infrastructure plan of canals.

Posted by: wth at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (v0R5T)

278 >>Serious question. Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented yourself? Can't they be sued?

My lawyer didn't even show up at my divorce. I called him to find out where the hell he was and his office said he was delayed with another case and I should ask the judge for a delay.

LOLGFY. Did it myself. Unexpectedly, he still wanted to get paid.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 03:22 PM (ZLI7S)

279 browndog,
I saw your comments in the MASH thread. Just remember - depression is a liar. A liar. There are neurons firing in your brain, which is not your fault, and it's causing your brain to fuck with you. Even if you did fuck up somehow, whatever is telling you to end it, is exploiting that and lying to you. I've been there.
Posted by: Hands at October 22, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)
-----
Ditto. Clinical depression sucks, but it's not who you are. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 22, 2019 03:23 PM (BLD7q)

280
LOLGFY. Did it myself. Unexpectedly, he still wanted to get paid.
Posted by: JackStraw

=========

HAHA, Status: "unexpected" strikes again.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 22, 2019 03:24 PM (Xm5XV)

281 The NYT Times just now came out with a breathless update on the Ambassador Taylor double secret testimony with Dems - "The most direct link yet to the quid pro quo that Trump allies have been denying!" shrieks the Grey Lady.

Err...no. You know how we know that? Because the Dems had to leak, once more, and almost immediately, selective tidbits, cut and pasted from secret testimony. Otherwise, they just would have simply published the testimony for all to see if it was as "incriminating" as the Times tries oh so desperately to convince you.

And even the Dems who came out of the secret testimony meeting, knowing now that the double secret clown show they've gotten themselves mixed up in needed some sort of sound bite, anything! to get some positive narrative started, refused to give "any details" of the testimony, only vague assurances that it was dy-no-mite, babe!

This is the end for them, when you make can't even convincingly fake it that you've got something, when you can't even convincingly stuff it in the face of your opponents without, actually turning your back, slumping and crying.

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:25 PM (32YRo)

282 I never got along with McLame cause we were both very soft bottoms.

Posted by: PIERRE DIQLIQUER at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (rpxSz)

283 >you do it because it is the right thing to do. Good is not done for any reward, because then its not good any longer.
<

Agreed. To that I would add from Uncle Hub:


Sometimes the things that may or may not be true are the things a man
needs to believe in the most. That people are basically good; that
honor, courage, and virtue mean everything; that power and money, money
and power mean nothing; that good always triumphs over evil; and I want
you to remember this, that love... true love never dies. You remember
that, boy. You remember that. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. You
see, a man should believe in those things, because those are the things
worth believing in.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 22, 2019 03:26 PM (q1Pj5)

284 "Made 'Advances' on Female Employees During 'Social Gatherings'"

This is one of many reasons why I detested work-related "social gatherings." I didn't want to party or drink or eat with co-workers or vendors or customers. I just wanted to do the damn job, and not be made to participate in "social gatherings" that some a-hole manager thought would be "fun" and would improve morale or productivity or team-building, or whatever other horseshit Dilbert-Zone theories they had.

Posted by: gp, aka Placebo Delecto at October 22, 2019 03:27 PM (mk9aG)

285 "Should lawyers be paid if they do such a terrible
job that the outcome would be the same or better if you represented
yourself? Can't they be sued?"



Lawyers aren't really bound by the law.



Posted by: Chris M at October 22, 2019 03:21 PM (eAZVt)

It's more like guidelines than rules.

Posted by: Captain Barbossa at October 22, 2019 03:28 PM (q1Pj5)

286 Browndog --- Not sure if you're still around reading the thread, but I've been where you have been. Numerous times. I wrote this 13 years ago when I was in the depths of it and really struggling. Not sure if it will help you, but sharing in case it will.

It's not easy to find something to hang onto and live to fight for another day. But please try to find that one thing and you can build from there.

If you are struggling to find it, talk to someone. Anyone. Talk to God. Talk to a friend or family member who has passed on. I talk to my uncle who passed away a few years ago all the time. Sure, he doesn't literally talk back with me, but I can hear in my head his past advice to me and past conversations I've had with him. It helps.

Fight another day. You can do it.

"I Can Feel the Devil Overtaking Me"

https://bit.ly/2xAFEX5

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at October 22, 2019 03:34 PM (Do5/p)

287 I like his jobs and infrastructure plan of canals.

Posted by: wth

His Conan style "wheel of pain" is also a nice policy touch

Posted by: Boswell at October 22, 2019 03:36 PM (32YRo)

288 Third, most cases are lost not because of bad lawyers, but because of bad clients.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 03:18 PM (Kpl3J)

In Family Court, I 100% disagree with your assumption.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 22, 2019 03:37 PM (RUnSJ)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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