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The Soyciety Pages

Some limp postings from the lonely drips and the progressives and Democrats they're so keen to earn the approbation of.

Note: Trump will be on Hannity tonight, supposedly at 9.

By the way, the post below, about the DMG's infamous Random Harlot Encounters table and all the etymologies for words meaning hoor, is below this one.

But it's a bit of niche thing so I thought I'd put this post up too.

But do check out the below post, if that sort of thing interests you.















Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:13 PM




Comments

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1 This post was made for stomping
And that's just what it'll do

Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 21, 2019 07:15 PM (I99aF)

2 Well why not?

And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with their life?

Its the internet and there must be a case.

If not, shut up.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)

3 Stomp is just an old English word for....

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)

4 Nah,,,,,

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (bgJ0E)

5 From the comfort and privacy of their secret hole in the ground.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:17 PM (glGDV)

6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)

7 Why did you have to show those boobs Ace?


do you hate us that much?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (JUOKG)

8 3 Stomp is just an old English word for....
Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)


A sailor hung like a baboon. Ahoy!!

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (bgJ0E)

9 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)

10 Can we piss on Pierre too, or can we only spit on him?


Bodily waste fluids for the win!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (sy5kK)

11 Batman? Superman? The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Any Jedi? Any Sith?

I mean a real person.

The holdout Japanese soldier out in Hawaii?

The Yanomano?

A cargo cult.

Those last few didn't get a chance to stock up at Walmart.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (glGDV)

12 Ace-stomping Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:20 PM (jYnPD)

13 Corgis called.

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:20 PM (9GFP4)

14
Under similar facts for a Democrat, they'd want to remove.
***

So...Biden admitted, on tape, to doing what Trump is accused of.


Is French ready to frog march Biden right now?

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (WdocV)

15 These Evangelicals are just Trumpists now.

As opposed to WHAT alternative, you pathetic quisling worm.

The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (1XNk8)

16 Oh Heaven help us, His Holier-Than-Thou-ness David French has cast us out!

Sinners in the hands of an angry pundit.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (786Ro)

17 Any prepper examples from of old?

KGB moles?

That Brendan Fraser movie with Christopher Walker who played his father?

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:22 PM (glGDV)

18 These posts were made for stomping. Stomping's what they'll do. One of these days these posts are gonna stomp all over you.

dum,dada,dum,dada,dum,dada,dum,dum...

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (ABjxW)

19 Why is that middle aged lady topless?

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

20 Is that Cucky Pierre Rombley quote real?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (1XNk8)

21 Mr. French > David French.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (wIdrq)

22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

23 jessica fletcher has escaped cabot cove?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (sGtp+)

24 These Evangelicals are just Trumpists now.

As opposed to WHAT alternative, you pathetic quisling worm.

The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:21 PM (1XNk
---
Well, all you have to do is back the historical removal of the first Republican president, didn't you know that?

That's not much, why are you being such a stick in the mud. We'd just have the historical event of the first removed president being a Republican, and then we'd have Pence.

Posted by: Clu Lessness at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (DuZls)

25 >>>20 Is that Cucky Pierre Rombley quote real?


Yes, I think it's from the same Coppins interview where he blurted out he had a secret slam-list twitter account.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

26 French Toast > Mr. French > David French

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (1XNk8)

27 that pic Courtney Holland took of that fat old skank?
yeah, someone rolled 11-25 on the d100.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (ykYG2)

28 19 Why is that middle aged lady topless?
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

She's no lady. Use the table in the previous post.

Posted by: Roy at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (ABjxW)

29 I'm with Jessica - these D men harping on about menstrual issues should STFU already.

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (a0IVu)

30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

31 "Tulsi denounces Antifa"

Yeah, about that. When? And where?


She says, "I have denounced Antifa." But try and find her actual words as to when and where she has denounced Antifa.


It's easier to find a picture of her "hanging loose" with her Antifa buds, than it is to find her actual denunciation of Antifa.


Perhaps she meant renounce?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

32 Yes, I think it's from the same Coppins interview where he blurted out he had a secret slam-list twitter account.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

Thanks. And wow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (1XNk8)

33 As an 11b with a CIB, I voted for Trump and totally support him. I also hate the Never Trumpers with the fury of several thousand MOABs.

But I also worry that Trump is losing the military vote with his failure to stand firm for our allies in blood, the Kurds. We have a sacred trust with the Kurds, one written a long, long time ago, even if it was never actually written.

But who will trust us now? My warrior brothers want to keep fighting until they age out, because True Patriots shed blood freely for freedom, no matter who profits.

I say this as a friend and ally of Trump.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (cfSRQ)

34 22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

It's Halloween everyday in his world!

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (a0IVu)

35 Lady looks like the Fabulous Moolah.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (3BlqQ)

36 And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with their life?

Its the internet and there must be a case.

If not, shut up.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)


The successful ones keep quiet about their strategy.

The failures are silent for other reasons.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

37 It's hilarious that enlightened lib female voters (GRRRRLLLPWWWRRR!!!) can be bought off with promises of free tampons.


SHOOT HIGH, WIMMINS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (oVJmc)

38 'Sup, y'all?

Posted by: Weasel at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (MVjcR)

39 "Tulsi denounces Antifa"

Yeah, about that. When? And where?


She says, "I have denounced Antifa." But try and find her actual words as to when and where she has denounced Antifa.


It's easier to find a picture of her "hanging loose" with her Antifa buds, than it is to find her actual denunciation of Antifa.


Perhaps she meant renounce?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (jYnPD)

Or announce?

Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (KCruE)

40 ...and Pence crumbled against the LGBT in Indiana on the subject of Religious Rights.

Why wouldn't people seeing the progressives wanting to sweep religious expression away want a guy who crumpled once, over a guy who hasn't?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (DuZls)

41 Crying here too. That Pierre spoof is gold. Gold Jerry!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (Fmkqn)

42 Religious rubes? Check. Let's see, who else can I insult today with my bowling ball-sharp intellect?

Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (EgshT)

43 Which "facts"?


Yeah it's been the obvious first reaction since these idiots began their baseless jihad against Trump years ago, but it still clearly has not been asked.


Ukraine phone call was completely unremarkable, other than that there was very good reason for a president to discuss foreign involvement in abuse of power in the US, and the case of gross obvious corruption by an American vice president.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (QDnY+)

44 Think about how many times you've had to decide whether to go to work or not because you were out of toilet paper.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (0W3mK)

45 He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (1XNk8)

46 Of course teh French Davidian fails to note that Trump would only be the first, Pence would have to go because he is complicit in Trump's Crimes of being Trumpy where No Trumpiness is Wanted.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (3tDBG)

47 34 22 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF

----

Uh, a normal, alpha man?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Y4EXg)

48 I think David French is a little turd, but sometimes turds make sense.

He's right, though I hate to say it. Yes, normally I'd have a problem with CIA and FBI launching a coup, but we would trade Trump for Pence. Pence has much better diction and grammar. Also, no tweet storms.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter tears over Trump's tweets.

They're worse than Obama's suicidal ROE, because they're just so hateful. Trump needs to change.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (cfSRQ)

49 36
And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a
catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with
their life?



Its the internet and there must be a case.



If not, shut up.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (glGDV)





The successful ones keep quiet about their strategy.



The failures are silent for other reasons.







Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:25 PM (sy5kK)

The 1800's were invented before the internet, so they don't exist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (jYnPD)

50 Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (glGDV)

51 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

52 Serious question.

Does Brian Stelter's wife know he sticks his dick in the sour cream tub?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (a2rm/)

53 Oh my. I seem to be fresh out of eye bleach.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (ptqGC)

54 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

55 Ok, sweetie. I've seen em. You can put them away now. Hopefully for good.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

56 What kind of a word is "Trumpist" anyway? Sounds like someone who plays a musical instrument.

I voted for Donald Trump. I think he has some very good policies, works hard and supports American interests. I do not think he's perfect, a Saint,nor a choirboy, nor does he need to be, Find him brash sometimes. So what?. I am absolutely against impeaching a president for nothing that even comes close to high crimes and misdemeanors and I am appalled by secret star chambers.

I would also like to think that Pence is against impeachment for no sufficient cause because if Trump goes Pence is next onthe chopping black for the dastardly Dems.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (j0JAA)

57 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed
then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists
would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe
lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.


Oh that's going to be the least of the Prog's problems if they so much as harm one hair on the head of the Golden Scalp Weasel.
I shall repeat:

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO BASIS FOR IMPEACHMENT!

Do not let this gain any traction. Keep repeating to yourself if that's what it takes. This whole idea is a total fabrication of the Progs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (HaL55)

58 Dear Boss:

Can't come in today. Out of that darn expensive toothpaste.

I'll be in tomorrow after I sell some plasma.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

59 Serious question.

Does Brian Stelter's wife know he sticks his dick in the sour cream tub?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (a2rm/)


At least he doesn't try to make her eat her child's shit, so there's always that.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (Zz0t1)

60 I like the Frot

Posted by: Peeair Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (rpxSz)

61 My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.

Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (EgshT)

62 Uh, a normal, alpha man?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 21, 2019 07:27 PM (Y4EXg)

The funniest panel in the collage of Trudeau pics is the one labeled "heterosexual."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (jYnPD)

63 He's right, though I hate to say it. Yes, normally I'd have a problem with CIA and FBI launching a coup, but we would trade Trump for Pence. Pence has much better diction and grammar. Also, no tweet storms.

I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter tears over Trump's tweets.

They're worse than Obama's suicidal ROE, because they're just so hateful. Trump needs to change.


Concern noted.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

64 Hey, Courtney Holland, did you ever hear of Weight Watchers?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (+y/Ru)

65 Lefties, we must start with the fact that virtually everything you have watched on your news sources have been a complete lie.


That's where we start.

Or we let the bangsticks talk instead.

But time is rapidly running out. It is, after all, your clock keeping track.

Your move.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (sy5kK)

66 Ukraine phone call was completely unremarkable, other than that there was very good reason for a president to discuss foreign involvement in abuse of power in the US, and the case of gross obvious corruption by an American vice president.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:26 PM (QDnY+)
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Not to mention that 5 months away from the first primary, it's a loose relationship to say that Biden is Trump's "opponent", or that information about Biden is "interfering" in any specific thing called an "election".

This is more of the left's stretch-a-word-until-it-fits-around-what-we-want.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (DuZls)

67 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:28 PM (ykYG2)

That would be A DREAM COME TRUE!

Posted by: Cucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (KCruE)

68
These Evangelicals are just Churchillians now.
David French circa 1940
These Evangelicals are just Sobieskites now.
David French circa 1683
These Evangelicals are just Richardites now.
David French circa 1192

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (WdocV)

69 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (ptqGC)

70 The liberal fascists may eat you last, French Davidian, but they'll still eat you.


Last? Ohhh, no. Definitely not last. Hell, we just finished up our cookbook "How To Serve David French".

Posted by: Liberal Fascists at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (BvNzB)

71 Let me unroll these out for ya.

Posted by: Aged Busty Madam at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (q1Pj5)

72 You assholes ruined ace's last post. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (gd9RK)

73 cfSRQ *slow clap*
I had to cheat and go look up the cfSRQ hash to de-concern your excellent parody here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (ykYG2)

74 Never mind. The History Channel will smoke them out with statements in the form of a question.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (glGDV)

75 6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)

He's no Errol Flynn, not even a 3rd tier Cornell Wilde, IMO. But it's better than the Jolson get up

Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (U7k5w)

76 So, the dude and his dyke bitch have been seen in multiple areas assaulting people and they're still walking the streets?

This is why I don't go to those things. Even when Trump was in Dallas. I get in that, they attack me like that. It may be an asswhippin I have to take from a mob, but I'm getting my shots in on those assholes. You do NOT get shots at me for free.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (Zz0t1)

77 Good lord but when you think the NeverTrump has completely lost it, they find new depths of stupidity.

I mean, even a man with passing familiarity of honesty would look at the people praising his work these days and at least admit privatly , "these are not good people praising me."

But not French.

He soldiers on, tweet after tweet and endless pixals denegrating Christians to the praise of .... atheists and the anti-religious

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (Ltju7)

78 Those are definitely not Fun Bags, lady.

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (v0R5T)

79 Romney is such a sissy Paolo might accidentally bone HIM.
___

I will let the Romney shine my shoes while I uh....shine his wife. But the Paolo will NOT please the Mittens. NO. NO. NO I SAY!

Posted by: The Paulo at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (WdocV)

80 My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.


Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!

Posted by: Soccer GOAL announcer guy at October 21, 2019 07:31 PM (0W3mK)

81 who wants to dance with Pierre ?

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (rpxSz)

82 New nickname for Tulsi Gabbard: Agent 99.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (+y/Ru)

83 Wait what? Did we hit Peak Tampon or something?

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (786Ro)

84 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE... I FORGOT. I TAKE A FEW HITS TO THE HEAD IN THIS JOB.

WHERE THE LADIES AT?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

85 Well, anecdotally, and to Jesse Watters' point on The Five today as well, out here in my part of the vast America that is not NYC, DC or California, absolutely nobody gives a whit about any of this. Impeachment, Ukraine, quid pro quo, whatever, it's just not spoken of, ever, by anyone. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (1XNk8)

86 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)

87 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?

He's like a one man stock photo repository.
Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (aS1PU)

He's yet to dress up as a former PM. Hopefully that will change very soon.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (KCruE)

88 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

Except her husbands fidelity and being president.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (0W3mK)

89 Carriage return:



The new caps lock!




Aloha!

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)

90 Weak sarcasm up there army vet, but for fun check out the videos of Kurds in both Syria and Iraq hurling abuse at American troops leaving the conflict zone. "Fun" in various senses.


Richard Engel, who's not actually dumb [his Arabic is very good] even if he's crippled by media/Beltway mindset, claims that DOD/military types claim promises were made to the Kurdish militia* regarding defense against Turkey.


Very unlikely, but if true, a humdinger of a scandal to be investigated.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (QDnY+)

91 That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)
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I think it's a fake troll. (But maybe that's what you mean by "sock").

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

92 I've heard that Trump has a new way to tell how many weeks are left for winter.


He lets Pence out, and if Pence sees his shadow and randomly caves into some LBTQers somewhere you know we've just 6 more weeks coming.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (WdocV)

93 87 What hasn't Justin Trudeau dressed up as?


John Holmes

Posted by: REDACTED at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (rpxSz)

94 I think she was advertising her skill set at giving prostate massages. Ambidexterous!

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (q1Pj5)

95 They just may get away with hating me, President Trump, and America but GOD won't let this pass.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (UUkQp)

96 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM


A big one being her thinking Americans wanted her to be President.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Egg McMuffin sides with Joy Behar.

I'm just gonna leave that there.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (1XNk8)

98 Concern noted.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (wIdrq)

That poster has to be a sock. Otherwise wouldn't have had Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran as their handle.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (j0JAA)

Yeah, soon as I commented I knew I had been had.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (wIdrq)

99 Off Topic, but saw an article at Daily Wire. . .

When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (xptlg)

100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM
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I saw on Twitchy that she said that Hillary has been right on almost everything.

Except for classified marks in official documents.

And the Russian Reset.

But, what difference, at this point, does it make?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls)

101 Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:32 PM (1XNk

That is my experience also.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (3tDBG)

102 Except her husbands fidelity and being president.

***

Hillary also successfully defended a child rapist who was guilty.


Of course she knew he was guilty anyway so I guess this isn't exactly a commit on her not being right in a *factual* sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (WdocV)

103 61
My ultimate goal is to become the most insufferable douchebag who ever trod the planet.


Posted by: David French at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM (EgshT)

---
Yeah, David, you suck. I speak for 11bs everywhere when I say we have no use for JAGs.

But even REMFs make a point now and then. Pence is a better man, and if Trump is made an example of, he's less likely to do crazy things like pull our troops out.

You don't know what it's like to see the tears in the eyes of grown men who might be denied their first tour in Afghanistan with their son! Such a proud moment, a father-son experience they could share forever and yet Trump wants to stop it.

I proudly look forward to seeing my grandson serve in Syria, like all True Patriots. I bleed red white and blue and but Trump makes my whole battalion weep like little babies every time he tweets.

He has to stop.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

104 Was that Pelosi's younger sister?

Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

105 72 You assholes ruined ace's last post. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM (gd9RK)

Ace enstompened his own post. I wasn't nearly out of hooker jokes.

I had thirty jokes about hookers and congressional closets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (a2rm/)

106 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)


Minx 0.7 Alpha will morph to 0.7.1.5 Alpha. You'll still be an asshole.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (jYnPD)

107 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Vast right-wing conspiracies
Her husband's fidelity
Not campaigning in WI

Took me ten seconds and I could go on for an hour. Joyless Behar's not too bright.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (1XNk8)

108 think it's a fake troll. (But maybe that's what you mean by "sock").
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:34 PM (DuZls)

Yes. That's what I mean. Some of these folks are amusing.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (j0JAA)

109 When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral
College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the
constitution?
***

Pretty sure this falls under exactly the sort of civil rights violation that the US Commission on Civil Rights is supposed to handle, but proposals for gun bans do even more so and they aren't doing Adam Sh*t

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (WdocV)

110 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM


Only the value of campaigning in Michigan and Wisconsin.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (3tDBG)

111


David French has periods. Pretty obv.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (lg/F7)

112 The part that doesn't fall under "almost everything" must be when Hillary said that she had beaten Trump once.

Also, that it's treasonous to suggest that an election can be rigged.

Also, the person talking about wiping a server wasn't talking about a cloth.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (DuZls)

113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (ykYG2)

114 100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM
---
I saw on Twitchy that she said that Hillary has been right on almost everything.

Except for classified marks in official documents.

And the Russian Reset.

But, what difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:35 PM (DuZls


Selective rememberings!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:38 PM (a2rm/)

115 >>>113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.


i saw that, thanks.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

116 So, Pierre is bragging that he had a job where he made no decisions and got nothing done? The Original Mormon SoyManchild?

Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (2KYgn)

117 100 Anyhow, The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset. Joe
Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."



Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 07:29 PM

Holy cows!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (jYnPD)

118 I love Ace stompin' himself almost as much as I love Canada.

Posted by: Stompin' Tom Connors at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (786Ro)

119 We love the Kurds. They seem nice.

Posted by: The State-Run Media Complex at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (EgshT)

120 >>>Ace enstompened his own post. I wasn't nearly out of hooker jokes.

oh i meant to do hooker but everyone knows that one anyway.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7)

121 Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)


You need to turn the URL off in your nic.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (3tDBG)

122 claims that DOD/military types claim promises were made to the Kurdish militia* regarding defense against Turkey.
***

At this point any of our allies should expect that all American promises end with the next president. Its sad, but its true.

Also, how long am I supposed to pay to defend the Kurds for anyway? I mean if they are willing to deploy combat units to our southern border to deal with the invasion we are facing I might be persuadable but otherwise...

Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (WdocV)

123 When (not if) the left / Dem politicians try to destroy the Electoral College, can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?
---
They can do it if they begin the amendment process.

...

That was a joke. Because if you can get an amendment ratified, the electoral college is no barrier.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (DuZls)

124 50 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"

Nyet

Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

125 "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."

That may be the biggest laugh I've had today.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (j0JAA)

126 Joy Behar said, "Hillary hasn't been wrong about anything yet."


**Ahem**

Posted by: Pennsvlvania and Michigan at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (786Ro)

127
Holy cows!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (jYnPD)


MOOOOOO!!!!!

Posted by: The View at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

128 oops, the * was left out


* "militia", because I'm not going to even touch the mess that is the mix of different Kurdish armed groups and political alignments and all their acronyms - and tribes and clans, the actual real important thing - involved. One of the oldest designated terror groups is involved, to what degree a matter of intense and likely ignorant dispute among the experts, but this is why, in a classic trumpism, Trump referred to some as "a little rough".

Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (QDnY+)

129 It's amusing to see Mr. Moral Principles David French actually openly endorse "ends justify the means" and then berate Evangelicals for not joining him on the Machiavelli Express.

How long before he mentions that "a few omlets have to be broken" in order to save the vital public square?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

130 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:22 PM

The best answers are from Selco.

Posted by: Bert G at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (OMsf+)

131 French is both an idiot and deliberately naive.

And that latest bleating also hints that he is now reverting to infantile lashing out at even Evangelicals.

I would say that his contempt and hatred for Evangelicals will make the afterlife difficult having to spend eternity with them, but its more likely French will spend eternity with his BFF like Hillary, Soros and other demons.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (lD3vL)

132 oh i meant to do hooker but everyone knows that one anyway.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (PbpT7


Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

133 You need to turn the URL off in your nic.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:39 PM (3tDBG)

---
I want credit for my work.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

134 Yes. That's what I mean. Some of these folks are amusing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:37 PM (j0JAA)
---
Like "Frank Lib" back on HotAir, if you frequented HotAir that is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (DuZls)

135 Hooker? Never heard of it.

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (786Ro)

136 Is Pierre Delecto any relation to Carlos Danger?

Pierre Delecto sounds like the name of a mincing cartoon character, perhaps the gay brother of Pepe LePew.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (gYKMg)

137 Calling millions of Americans "deplorable" and "irredeemable" during a general election was certainly not wrong.

(snickers into hand)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (1XNk8)

138 >>>Last? Ohhh, no. Definitely not last. Hell, we just finished up our cookbook "How To Serve David French".


i'm publishing a book called "How to Serve Wife."

Posted by: David French Who Is Also Fiercely Heterosexual at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

139 So, the dude and his dyke bitch have been seen in multiple areas assaulting people and they're still walking the streets?



This is why I don't go to those things. Even when Trump was in
Dallas. I get in that, they attack me like that. It may be an
asswhippin I have to take from a mob, but I'm getting my shots in on
those assholes. You do NOT get shots at me for free.


Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:30 PM

---

That's why I don't go to those things also. Not going to knowingly put myself in a position where I have to defend myself. If someone throws down on me, it's pretty much over except the shooting.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (JUOKG)

140 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

Start shopping for crocs.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)

141 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (Pqytn)

142 I had thirty jokes about hookers and congressional closets.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (a2rm/)


Wilbur Mills and Fanne Foxe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (3tDBG)

143 It's amusing to see Mr. Moral Principles David French actually openly endorse "ends justify the means" and then berate Evangelicals for not joining him on the Machiavelli Express.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
---
I'm intrigued as to how he endorsed "ends justifies the means".

How, in his own words?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (DuZls)

144 >>>
Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

145 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Posted by: Bunter Hiden at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (EgshT)

146 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.

___

Anna, my beautiful Anna, apparently the Americans tire of busty redheads. But I, and all of Russia, thank you for your service.

But do not fear my dear, we have another. Exactly what they want. A Samoan, Hindu, surfer girl with rock hard abs. They will never see it coming....

MHUAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Vlad Putin at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (WdocV)

147 Said the other day Tulsi has a better chance of getting elected than the Communist twins or Crazy Uncle Joe

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (ZCEU2)

148
Please, join me on YuuTube as I begin my new series on how elites with perfect hair and $3,000 custom suits perform their masturbation techniques, as we learned it by Ivy League standards.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (sy5kK)

149 140 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

Start shopping for crocs.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (jYnPD)



Heh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (a2rm/)

150 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word
hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some
such. Hooks you.



Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

---
It used to be associated with Union Major General Joe Hooker, who ran a fairly "loose" army, and for years that was taken as true, but a few years back they found the term does in fact predate Hooker's command.

Though the term may have been popularized by Hooker's name.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)

151 Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/)

See Union General Hooker.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (wIdrq)

152 "To Serve Wife"
It's a cuckbook!
IT'S A CUCKBOOK!!!!

Posted by: A huge fan of the Fiercely Heterosexual David French at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (PbpT7)

153 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word
hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some
such. Hooks you.



Seriously curious.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:41 PM (a2rm/

I have no idea.

Posted by: Fighting Joe Hooker, Army of the Potomac at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (3tDBG)

154 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

155 The MFM Leftist Hollywood etc. (yea I repeat)

"Get out of the ME! We were attacked because we are meddling in their affairs!" Leave the ME alone!

Obaba elected. "Oooh look, squirrel!"

Trump elected. "Warmonger!"

Trump. we need to get out of the ME.

The left: "Warmonger! Wait, Wut? Why do you hate brown people racist! "

The left.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (0W3mK)

156 Mitt Romney's pant creases.

OH MY GAWWWWDDDDD

I need some water

Posted by: David Brooks at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (WdocV)

157 132: General Hooker during the Civil War. Look up how he kept the troops entertained.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (3BlqQ)

158 >>>---
It used to be associated with Union Major General Joe Hooker, who ran a fairly "loose" army, and for years that was taken as true, but a few years back they found the term does in fact predate Hooker's command.

oh I didn't hear that last part

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

159 "Hooker" comes from the name for the prostitutes in the Corlear's Hook shipyards of Manhattan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (1XNk8)

160 Ace, this post starts out perky but really sags about 2/3rds down.

Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (786Ro)

161 The camp followers -- which usually means
"prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. --
of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be
called "hookers" and then that became common slang.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7)

---
Not true. They found pre-war examples of the usage. Bruce Catton was wrong (to be fair, he had limited sources).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ)

162 BREAKING: Canada election is 0% for everyone!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (FiUMj)

163 The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7


Holy shit. I did not know that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (a2rm/)

164 hooker apparently predates Gen Hooker

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1994-08-20-9408200176-story.html

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7)

165 Trump. we need to get out of the ME.



The left: "Warmonger! Wait, Wut? Why do you hate brown people racist! "

***


Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers.


Posted by: 18-1 at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (WdocV)

166 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)

Because then it would be too obvious.

Posted by: Pierre "Mitt Romney" Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (KCruE)

167 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Sounds like a Burl Ives song.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (0W3mK)

168 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker? I'm guessing someone who pulls you into a back ally or some such. Hooks you.

Seriously curious.

-
There is a theory that it is derived from Civil War General "Fightng Joe" Hooker who, in addition to fighting, enjoyed loving.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (+y/Ru)

169 I am shocked to be informed that prostitutes are consorting with my troops!

Posted by: Gen. Joe Hooker at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

170 Not true. They found pre-war examples of the usage. Bruce Catton was wrong (to be fair, he had limited sources).


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (cfSRQ



Print the legend.

Posted by: Fighting Joe Hooker, Army of the Potomac at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (3tDBG)

171 That "feminism is back" titty gal needs to eat fewer carbs, and use less hair dye.

Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (B5K06)

172 "...can we prosecute them for betraying their oaths to the constitution?"

No. Obviously we can't/don't even prosecute them for the most overt criminal activities.

Posted by: Tired and old, f*ck it at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (w7KSn)

173 163 The camp followers -- which usually means "prostitutes" but other people followed an army as sutlers and etc. -- of an American general named Hooker during the civil war got to be called "hookers" and then that became common slang.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:43 PM (PbpT7


Holy shit. I did not know that.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:45 PM (a2rm

Excellent Johnny Carson take!

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (glGDV)

174 Reading this little blurb about Loki in Fantasy Wargaming by Bruce Galloway and I realize the Soi-ciety set would welcome him with open arms.

Loki - The most willful of gods and will readily betray both his votaries and the other gods on little more than caprice. Morally flexible, he is nevertheless beguilingly handsome, and extraordinarily powerful in magical matters. His wife is Sigyn, their son Nari; by other unions he is father of the goddess Hel, the Midgard Serpent and the Fenris Wolf, and mother (!) of Odin's eight-legged steed Sleipnir.

Just think what Woke Marvel could spin out that little bit. On second thought, let's not.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 07:47 PM (xcJZI)

175 Hooker. I hardly KNEW er.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (Zz0t1)

176 That fat tittied broad seems nice.

I wonder if she votes democrat......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (Z+IKu)

177 Hooker: she's on a street corner, she tries to hook you into paying for sex.

Seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

178 166
If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)



Because then it would be too obvious.

Posted by: Pierre "Mitt Romney" Delecto at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (KCruE)

For the evening crowd:
Best Pierre Delecto joke goes to Roy.
He's been a cucksocker all along.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (jYnPD)

179 I guess "hooker" might be similar to my own suggested etymology of "trull" and "Trollop" -- the fishing angle.

Angle, do you get it.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

180 AlaBAMA, surprised you didn't know origin of "hooker". Civil War 'n all.


That epochal period gave us lots of words, of course. One of my favorites is "shoddy".


Name for the a grade of wool fibers, which were used to make Union Army tunics. In the first recorded "defense procurement scandal", the contractors provided inferior material - the word "shoddy" became associated with "poorly made".



Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (QDnY+)

181 6 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)



I thought the same thing.

Posted by: Flyover at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (B5K06)

182 Mr. Egg Man!!!

Posted by: stumck at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (IpZ/y)

183 Wonder if Pierre Delecto started out as an in-joke against Carlos Danger and then devolved back into cuckery.

I recall John Boehner joked about Weiner when that thing, er, got loose. It was hard to ignore. Kind of jumped out at everyone.

But Delecto, as is his nature, let Breitbart and Ace and others do the work for him; never got a chance to snark on that front. Never really wanted to.

Because he's a cuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

184
The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp


She should go on a space walk.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK)

185 169
I am shocked to be informed that prostitutes are consorting with my troops!


Posted by: Gen. Joe Hooker at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (q1Pj5)

---
In addition to being a brilliant but tragically underselling author, amusing sock puppeteer, I'm also a bit of a Civil War history buff.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk8)

187 "Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers."


He's worse than Hitler-Hitler, Argentinian Hitler, Oompah Band Hitler, Starving Artist Hitler, Putschy Hitler all rolled into One!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (3tDBG)

188 >>>176 That fat tittied broad seems nice.


fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

189 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (XKZwp)

190 >>>Came up with that on the fly, did you?

it's a reely good one

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)

191 Someone mentioned "hooters." So, in keeping with the previous etymology post, how many slang terms for breasts can you list?

Jugs, tits, titties, mangoes, pillows, bazongas, melons, paps..

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

192 Fishing for dollars and dick?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (RUnSJ)

193 Hookers and blow, hookers and blow.

Sounds like a Burl Ives song.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (0W3mK)
---
Sounds like copyright infringement.

Posted by: Prestige Worldwide at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (DuZls)

194 164 hooker apparently predates Gen Hooker

https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1994-08-20-9408200176-story.html
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:46 PM (PbpT7


Ha! I was right! One who hooks her prey.

Though I do like Hooker's Division very much.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (a2rm/)

195 There's a band called Dale Earnhardt Jr Jr. Just discovered them since a shitty movie I watched over the weekend had a remix of one of their songs.

I love how that stuff works. Thanks Internet.

OK that sounds like something Jonah would Tweet, I know. But still....

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (FiUMj)

196 Whats the story with Canada's election? Will there be a clear winner tonight? Runoff? Curloff? Pageantry?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 07:50 PM (TLxpZ)

197 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.


Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM


They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

198 But Delecto, as is his nature, let Breitbart and Ace
and others do the work for him; never got a chance to snark on that
front. Never really wanted to.



Because he's a cuck.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (ykYG2)

---
Every time that oaf started typing, I bet he was giggling like a little boy sneaking cookies.

"I'm so CLEVER!! Tee hee!"

I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (cfSRQ)

199 190 >>>Came up with that on the fly, did you?

it's a reely good one
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7


Hooker, line and sinker.

Sorry. Had to.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (a2rm/)

200 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.
___

Its true! Like my college implemented a free tampon giveaway and they didn't give me any just because I don't have a vajajay.


OH THE HUMANITY!

Posted by: Some Tranny at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (WdocV)

201 141 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:42 PM (Pqytn)
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How do you know she doesn't identify as a Playboy Model?

H8tr!

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (WEBkv)

202 fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)


I like tits. I think tits are great. Her tits are ruining it for me.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

203 189 Oh great, here comes the "Republicans are gonna ban your tampons!!!" hysteria.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (XKZwp)

__

Didn't Trump do that already? I could have sworn he did that after killing us all with tax cuts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (FiUMj)

204 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

I don't use any slang terms for breasts except possibly boobs.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (j0JAA)

205 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.
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That's not funny

Posted by: Some Feminist at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (WdocV)

206 Hooker: she's on a street corner, she tries to hook you into paying for sex.



Seems reasonable to me.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (DuZls)

======================
And hooks your wallet and your watch.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (Pqytn)

207 He's worse than Hitler-Hitler, Argentinian Hitler,
Oompah Band Hitler, Starving Artist Hitler, Putschy Hitler all rolled
into One!


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (3tDBG)

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To be fair, Hitler also did literally kill Hitler. We have to give him that.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (cfSRQ)

208 202
fat tits are nice, those are flat tits. They're like tit-tarps.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (PbpT7)



I like tits. I think tits are great. Her tits are ruining it for me.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Wasn't that the points?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (jYnPD)

209 Its like Trump is the worst Hitler in the whole history of Hitlers."


Until the next non-Leftist President is elected.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

210 Hooker, line and sinker.

Sorry. Had to.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (a2rm/)
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You mean stinker.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (DuZls)

211 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK


With the thing that goes up.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (3tDBG)

212 124 50 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"

Nyet
Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

Consistent for sure.

Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (glGDV)

213 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

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They're going to ban Lena Dunham?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)

214 She knows she's fat and ugly and way past her prime.

So she hates.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (oVJmc)

215 The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.


___

Someone should tell the latest crop of Hollywood starlets that is the only way to really get their virtue signaling out there....

Posted by: Obligatory at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (WdocV)

216 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK)

___

Only the fully semi automatic ones, I think.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (FiUMj)

217 They're going to ban Lena Dunham?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)
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Pretty please with sugar on top?

Posted by: blake - are you DMV experienced?
at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (WEBkv)

218 Some tits are more equal than others.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (4RysI)

219
Courtney Holland: Commie Fighter

I don't know about you all...



I'm just here to fight the commies.



I'm in love

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (GisMq)

220 stumck @ 182- Kookooajoo.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (UUkQp)

221
Wasn't that the points?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:52 PM (jYnPD)


At the ground?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

222 "Is there some old Stalinist prepper barricaded on Kamchakta with vodka, Makarovs, cabbage and potatoes we need to know about?"



Nyet

Posted by: Stalinist Prepper at October 21, 2019 07:40 PM (5WpEK)

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Akshually....

There was a family that fled into Siberia and outlasted the Terror. Probably not that unique, given the vastness of Russia.

Also, when people speak of "preppers," I think they're excluding Rooftop Koreans, who were prepared, and saved their stores.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)

223 To be fair, Hitler also did literally kill Hitler. We have to give him that.
___

OR DID HE?

Posted by: Some Old Man with a crappu mustache living in a moon base at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (WdocV)

224 30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?

Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

225 Julian Castro, w t actual f??!!

Show me one woman. One. That missed even one meal because she could not afford a $2 box of pads.

Flipping idiot. Does he really believe this?

There.Are.No.Poor.In.America.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (Vy7tf)

226 Wait a minute, was John Lennon antisemitic?

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (UUkQp)

227

He's a singing Hitler and a dancing Hitler all in one!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (aKsyK)

228 113 I do like etymology and D&D, and also Byzantine-era racism, so I posted a theory on "sloven" in that thread below.


I shall try to hijack this thread back into an etymology thread.

Slav, slave, relates to Italian schiavo. The word "ciao" derives from schiavo (I am you servant, your slave).

Also, in German cabbage is Kohle and Slavs are Slavs, so I think coleslaw just means the way Poles make cabbage salad.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (gd9RK)

229 They are only going to ban the high capacity ones.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (0W3mK


With the thing that goes up.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019


The folding butt stock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (0W3mK)

230 218 Some tits are more equal than others.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (4R



Rent is not the only thing around here that costs money.

Posted by: Jamie Lee Curtis at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (a2rm/)

231 186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

Posted by: m at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (1vjNQ)

232 I can't tell you how many times I've seen seasoned combat vets who know
how to blast the hell of out of hajis and also - like me - fantasize
about lynching democrats (I can say that here, because I'm with people
like me who also fantasize about lynching democrats), crying bitter
tears over Trump's tweets.


Bitter tears? Sounds like those nancy boy vets need to man up.

Posted by: abbynormal at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (I849g)

233 For afficionados of rare events, total eclipses, etc., Trump will be on Hannity's show tonight [rare chance to see a guest be able to speak].


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

234 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMj)

235 Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?
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My point exactly.

Ooooh. Congress is panicked about Orangemanbad leaving a war zone?

Declare war, assholes.

This is why these kerfuffles are aimed at lofos.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (DuZls)

236 A given.

Granted.

106 Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:33 PM (glGDV)


Minx 0.7 Alpha will morph to 0.7.1.5 Alpha. You'll still be an asshole.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (jYnPD)

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (glGDV)

237 When fattie there is saying 'F YOU TRUMP' she's really saying 'F YOU DAD' and 'F YOU JIMMY WHO LEFT ME FOR THAT BLONDE' and, ultimately, 'F ME'.

All you can do is pray for her soul.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (ykYG2)

238 Moss Covered Rocks are free and bountiful.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (4RysI)

239 America has the richest poor people in the world

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (UUkQp)

240 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMj)
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Canada's first black PM.

Historic night.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (DuZls)

241 But not French.

He soldiers on, tweet after tweet and endless pixals denegrating Christians to the praise of .... atheists and the anti-religious


That is why I am convinced he is a goat. He has no love for Christians or Christianity, rather he abuses those of the faith by wresting and distorting Christianity to please his father the Devil.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

242 Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (gYKMg)

I don't use any slang terms for breasts except possibly boobs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:51 PM (j0JAA)

The good thing about slang for breasts is you can use any combination of letters to form a non-sensical word and guys will understand.

Look at those Bajam ba Jams.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (2DOZq)

243
'S'up, you poxy layabouts?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (6G4DD)

244


Any pictures of Justine Trudeau dressed as woman? I'm guessing there have to be. Maybe him as Judy Garland, Cher or Diana Ross

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 07:57 PM (GisMq)

245 A friend of mine tells me that "Pierre Delecto" is gay slang for armpit fucking.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (+y/Ru)

246 NDP (Socialist Party in Canada) is winning seats in the Atlantic provinces. They didn't win any in 2015.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (FiUMj)

247 Is she in the middle of weaning a litter of St Bernards off those things?

Posted by: Sooey Jen Heiress at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (Bf3hj)

248 Exactamundo correctamente!
224 30 Because all this costume and make up free Kabuki is winding down too.

Evidence: Schumer and Pelosi are now Middle East hawks.
Posted by: 80's music fam at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (glGDV)

Then they can F'n well DECLARE WAR.

You know, like Congress is supposed to do? Instead of mucking about in Foreign Relations which is the province of the State Dept, which is part of the EXECUTIVE BRANCH?
Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

Posted by: 80's music fan at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (glGDV)

249 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)

250 234 Looks like Justine Blackface Trudeau will win tonight.

Canuckstanis gotta Canuckistan I guess.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (FiUMM

You're kidding, right? Tell me you're kidding.


Are there that many soys in Canada?

Just proof they are playing to win the game at all costs.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (a2rm/)

251 Is French ready to frog march Biden right now?

Is that what they call that activity in highway restrooms now?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (lD3vL)

252 Mammywhammers.

Posted by: David, Russian internet troll at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (GZ9c7)

253

Watch me as I show the proper way to grip your dick, or the dick of your boyfriend, as I learned in my Ivy League days.

The perfect grip is the key to success!

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (sy5kK)

254 I guess shit Midas saved his ass by showing blacks it is okay if a liberal does blackface.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (a2rm/)

255 That is why I am convinced he is a goat. He has no
love for Christians or Christianity, rather he abuses those of the faith
by wresting and distorting Christianity to please his father the Devil.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 07:56 PM (lD3vL)

---
Alternate take: people use the persuasion that is effective on them personally, not understanding that it only pisses other people off.

I think French is the kind of guy who *is* stampeded by fears of being thought less than completely holy, and makes every decision based on his weird notion of: "What would be the most self-righteous thing I could say about this?"

It's old-school Puritan virtue-signalling, circa 1690. It hasn't aged well.

It also doesn't help that French looks like a total perv and his constant refrain of bringing up his African adopted daughter makes me think the poor kid is going to have a complex.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

256 Rock-Solid:

As a Nam vet I sympathize ... to a point.

I survived to see the sacrfices of my fellow warriors tossed asside. I spent years bemoaning those losses. Then, one day, a fellow vet asked me this: "Do you think all those guys would have wanted even more American casualties, just to justify their own losses?"

Damn.

Since then I've looked on American adventurism differently. Totally support Afghanistan and Iraq invasions --- until (as in Nam) it was clear we wouldn't be allowed to win. ROEs, half-stepping, more worried about collateral damage than enemy casualties, and all the petty BS I saw in Nam. Then it was time for us to get out. And STAY out.

So ... how many more sacrifices must we make ftor the Kurds - and for how long --- should your sons and/or daughters (and my grandkids) be committed to the cause? And, while you ponder that, consider the following:

1) Xenophon's history of the Greek mercenaries return from Persia has them fighting KURDS to get through the mountains.

2) Look up the history of Kurdish terrorism in Turkey through the 80's and 90's --- nobody would have supported them.

3) The Kurds are not the good guys we believe. Yes, they are admirable warriors and (for those with a warrior ethos) their cause appears attractive. But, they have been perfectly capable of defending themselves for millenia --- and perfectly capable of turning against allies in their own time and of punishing 'innocents' who get in their way.

I understand the concerns of you and your buddies still in theater - but the issues arey far deeper and much more complex.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (60lU8)

257 184
The lady thinks that baring her hooters in public affirms her authority to speak with gravitas ... and gravity.
Posted by: mrp

She should go on a space walk.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (aKsyK

Bing: Kate Upton Zero Gravity

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (Vy7tf)

258 My Ex married a gal with the last name Hooker. True Story. My daughter said people were literally turning red trying not to laugh at the wedding. He couldn't keep it in his pants the whole time we were married unbeknownst to me until the end, but known by everyone else. He is so lucky he is still alive....

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (KSBDE)

259 214 She knows she's fat and ugly and way past her prime.



BS

Posted by: slob who will fuck anything with a pulse at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (rpxSz)

260 Still looks like a minority govt but still a win is a win. Will be a complete socialist/SJW cluster fuck as the Liberals will form a coalition with the Greens and NDP.

Canadian dollar funny enough is up a bit on the news.

The world makes no sense anymore.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (FiUMj)

261
I proudly look forward to seeing my grandson serve in Syria, like all True Patriots. I bleed red white and blue and but Trump makes my whole battalion weep like little babies every time he tweets.

He has to stop.
Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)


Nuance, man, nuance, use a little bit at least. 4.5/10

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (bgJ0E)

262 If PDT goes on Hannity, they ought to do some dramatic readings of Pierre Delecto's tweets.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (4ZE6o)

263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?

Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

264 198:

"I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about..."

If it emerges the Mittster was exchanging dick pics with Cub Scouts, it is hard to imagine the humiliation and ridicule could be worse than this inanity today. Prediction: Romney only will be the first of many Trump critics to be ground into pieces before the impeachment insanity dissipates.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (iw59Q)

265 "Flipping idiot. Does he really believe this?"



Probably not, but he has to do something to get attention and break out of the never-was ranks like Spartacus and all the rest.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (3tDBG)

266 256, Rock-Solid is a sock.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (MItID)

267 >>Canadian dollar funny enough is up a bit on the news.


Short it.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (4RysI)

268 David French is a fraud. A tiresome, pretensious, fraud.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (EentF)

269 Nuance, man, nuance, use a little bit at least. 4.5/10



Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (bgJ0E)

---
Sometimes ya gotta telegraph the jokes or the crowd won't keep up.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (cfSRQ)

270 NDP (Socialist Party in Canada) is winning seats in the Atlantic provinces. They didn't win any in 2015.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (FiUMj)


Any relation to the NSDAP?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (GisMq)

271 Is Pierre Delecto any relation to Carlos Danger?

.............

Rush had the meaning today, something like "my sweet peter". Called him Carlos Danger's first cousing

Posted by: Molly k. at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (C1NuF)

272 >>>231 186 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

...

I cast my pearls before you swine.

Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)

273 85 Well, anecdotally, and to Jesse Watters' point on The Five today as well, out here in my part of the vast America that is not NYC, DC or California, absolutely nobody gives a whit about any of this. Impeachment, Ukraine, quid pro quo, whatever, it's just not spoken of, ever, by anyone. Nobody cares.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
----------
This! No one and I mean no one gives three shits about any of this in these parts. To the point that Orange Man Bad hasn't been on the nightly local news for nearly two weeks now...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (+ldAm)

274 when I was working contract, my first (technical) boss - who dealt with my contract - had the last name 'Hooker'. I would call her my pimp. Not to her face.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (ykYG2)

275 There have been documentaries on the History Channel (back when it was a channel that actually featured shows related to history) regarding sex in the Old West and sex in the Civil War.

One of the tidbits I recall was that 49ers (gold miners) would request "french jobs" their term for fellatio. And all I could think was, those hard-working men were probably unwashed as well as unshaven and who knows how long it had been since their longjohns had been laundered. Yeesh.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gYKMg)

276 >>I cast my pearls before you swine.


You all healed up and ready for your run at the Snake River Canyon?

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (4RysI)

277 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker?


Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.

Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK)

278 Rush *has* to lurk here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (ykYG2)

279 Out: Trump Impeachment vote by Thanksgiving!In: Trump Impeachment vote sometime between Turkey Day and Xmas, maybe, because it is so hard, waaaahhhh.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (Pqytn)

280 French is above Jesus Christ because Christians dont follow him and his dogma.
*types*
*deletes*
woodchipper

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 08:05 PM (RUnSJ)

281 "I know I've been wildly speculating that he's a deeply closeted Friend of Dorothy, but he's probably too squeamish to actually do it. His internet history, however, might tell tales of what he thinks about..."

If it emerges the Mittster was exchanging dick pics with Cub Scouts, it is hard to imagine the humiliation and ridicule could be worse than this inanity today. Prediction: Romney only will be the first of many Trump critics to be ground into pieces before the impeachment insanity dissipates.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (iw59Q)

I'm sure Trump knows lots of things about the so-called Elite that he can use if he needs to. So far they seem to be destroying themselves without his needing to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FTPn0)

282 263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?
Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)

Ace forgot to post a Viagra thread one hour before.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (Vy7tf)

283 154 If Pierre Dilecto is a play on Pare Dilecto, why isn't the sock name Perry Dilecto?
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 07:44 PM (DuZls)


Keep me out of this.

Posted by: zombie Perry Como at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (sy5kK)

284 I understand the concerns of you and your buddies still in theater - but the issues arey far deeper and much more complex.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:01 PM (60lU

I agree completely/ Thank you for your service. And please accept my apologies for my countrymen's treatment of you are your compatriots.

Rock-solid is a sock.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (jYnPD)

285 Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.

Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK


Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (a2rm/)

286 My gaydar is real bad.

Even I can tell Romney's a fag.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (EZebt)

287 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)
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Because Evangelical churches have no hierarchies. We're allowed to think for ourselves and reason out and structure our faith. Of course, the authority is scripture, so it's not free-form.

My pastor could get up on the dias and say "Orangemanbad", and unless it came from scripture, I wouldn't have to listen to him.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)

288 Canada election already being called by some news organizations. Damn that was fast.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FiUMj)

289 Nice MILF.

*runs*

*hides*

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (vWMNq)

290
263 Wait. What happened to the last thread?
Posted by: Saucy Wonton at October 21, 2019 08:02 PM (DuZls)


It was birthed, blossomed and then passed gently into that good night, like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (6G4DD)

291 Mitt Romney has succeeded in one thing.

Ensuring I will never, ever vote for one of these RINO fucks ever again.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (xEbfU)

292 Thanks to the seax we have Saxon, sax, and sex. And it's a knife also.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (xcJZI)

293 Thats why there are 10,000 denominations, some with snakes.

Posted by: Sooey Jen Heiress at October 21, 2019 08:07 PM (Bf3hj)

294 268
David French is a fraud. A tiresome, pretensious, fraud.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 21, 2019 08:03 PM (EentF)

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Though I disagree with David French politically, I salute his honorable military service in Iraq. I also admire his Christian charity.

A lot of people don't know this because he hates to bring it up, but David and Nancy have actually adopted a little African girl into their family, which should be an example to us all. I hope he doesn't mind my pointing it out, because I know he prefers to keep quiet about it, but as a fellow decorated Army Vet, I feel compelled to point this out.

So while I think he's (mostly) wrong on Trump, I deeply respect his humility. I don't think he ever even mentions his military service, honestly. That's true decency.

He's kind of a living saint, though I also hate hate hate Never Trumpers. Because I'm like you guys. Totally.

Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (cfSRQ)

295 Angle, do you get it.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (PbpT7)

Came up with that on the fly, did you?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 21, 2019 07:49 PM (1XNk

Nice line.

...

I cast my pearls before you swine.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)
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But you hit a snag.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (DuZls)

296 Why, ace, why? Those boobs.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (wiXsO)

297 Because Evangelical churches have no hierarchies. We're allowed to think for ourselves and reason out and structure our faith. Of course, the authority is scripture, so it's not free-form.

My pastor could get up on the dias and say "Orangemanbad", and unless it came from scripture, I wouldn't have to listen to him.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (DuZls)




You would be surprised how many people do not want you thinking for yourself, even in the church.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)

298 286
My gaydar is real bad.

Posted by: San Franpsycho


This, of course, means that you yourself are teh ghey.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (T6t7i)

299 Never Trumpers. Because I'm like you guys. Totally.
Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 08:08 PM (


Judges score: 7.8/10

Nice form.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (a2rm/)

300 I cast my pearls before you swine.
Posted by: ace at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (PbpT7)
---



as long as you are casting individual pearls and not necklaces we should be good.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (HALdu)

301 no, 'sex' comes from Latin 'secus'. Nothing to do with the Saecsen (as the Welsh still call us).

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (ykYG2)

302
I'm sure Trump knows lots of things about the
so-called Elite that he can use if he needs to. So far they seem to be
destroying themselves without his needing to.

Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 08:06 PM (FTPn0

He was the only celebrity who wasn't drinking or doing drugs.I bet he heard and saw a lot, and made notes.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:10 PM (3tDBG)

303 Dang, that picture of white-haired Jamie Lee Curtis with BC glasses makes her look like Ted Danson.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (T6t7i)

304 some people have no gaydar

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (HALdu)

305 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.


Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as she doesn't start talking.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (6IpEX)

306 David French is authentically David French.

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:11 PM (Pqytn)

307 >> Dang, that picture of white-haired Jamie Lee Curtis with BC glasses makes her look like Ted Danson.


I thought that was Ted Danson!

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (4RysI)

308 I cast my pearls before you swine.

...and Sex Thread.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6IpEX)

309 Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in
her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as
she doesn't start talking.


Posted by: mikeyG


I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

310 Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.


Yes, I was behind. This is interesting. Do we have cites?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (gd9RK)

311
249 Re; David French's comments - people who are unfamiliar with the Christian community in all its flavors probably don't know that the High Church protestants (High income Episcopals and Presbyterians, among others) have ALWAYS despised the Evangelicals and regarded them as ignorant, embarrassing hillbillies who should shut up and do what they're told.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 07:59 PM (V2Yro)


I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6G4DD)

312 Justin like floppy tits too! At 2014 Toronto Pride Parade:
https://tinyurl.com/y6e3cftm

https://tinyurl.com/y67wpsap

Both are safe for work.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (Dh1wo)

313 You would be surprised how many people do not want you thinking for yourself, even in the church.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:09 PM (HALdu)
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Agree. People want power over other people. Church or no church.

The church was an important way to structure society and so it naturally pulled the natural behavior of men into it.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (DuZls)

314 Those boobies are giving me flash backs of old National Geographics.

I think those are properly called "dugs".

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (jXrK7)

315
No no no.


That's not the way to grip your dick for maximum pleasure.


Here, let me show you.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)

316 Tulsi is the hot , hippy chick with roach clips in
her hair that all the other girls hate and you want to nail as long as
she doesn't start talking.


Posted by: mikeyG




I thought it was understood that she has coffee cake complexion.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (HALdu)

317 >>I cast my pearls before you swine.

We are the only thing standing between you and a real job.

And winter is coming.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (ZLI7S)

318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)

319 I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.


Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

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Nuttier than a fruitcake. I mean out there.

I'm glad she's trading volleys with Hillary, but she is really loopy.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (cfSRQ)

320 I like to listen to her talk. She has a mellifluous voice.


Posted by: pep

But her words scream sjw socialist wanker.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (LOq4H)

321 The View hags are convinced Tulsi is a Russian asset.
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Because Hillary is hardly ever wrong.

Except where she is.

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (DuZls)

322 "one who or that which hooks" in any sense, agent noun from hook (v.). Meaning "prostitute" (by 1845) often is traced to the disreputable morals of the Army of the Potomac (American Civil War) under the tenure of Gen. "Fighting Joe" Hooker (early 1863), and the word might have been popularized by this association at that time (though evidence is wanting). But it is reported to have been in use in North Carolina c. 1845 ("f he comes by way of Norfolk he will find any number of pretty Hookers in the Brick row not far from French's hotel. Take my advice and touch nothing in the shape of a prostitute when you come through Raleigh, for in honest truth the clap is there of luxuriant growth." letter quoted in Norman E. Eliason, "Tarheel Talk," 1956).


Lol. The clap.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (a2rm/)

323 No no no.


That's not the way to grip your dick for maximum pleasure.


Here, let me show you.
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:13 PM (sy5kK)




first off you need some rubber binders

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (HALdu)

324 Justine has a minority govt. Can she get to a majority is the remaining question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)

325
But her words scream sjw socialist wanker.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp


You don't analyze the actual content, you just listen to the soothing voice. Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (T6t7i)

326 Every day, people are forced to choose between going to school or work, or staying home because they can't afford the menstrual products they need.

Wait, what? We're talking about a product that can be had for as little as ten cents! How do people (evidently with jobs or college tuition) afford things like rent, breakfast, bus fare, shoes, and underwear if they can't afford a tampon? This is insane, and nobody believes it except a liberal politician.

Posted by: Socratease at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (BT83d)

327 Richard Goodstein still wiping his mouth with Hillary's Depends.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (6IpEX)

328
I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (6G4DD)

---
And yet look at them now.

French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect. That gives him authority to tell everyone else they aren't.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (cfSRQ)

329 >>first off you need some rubber binders



It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)

330 277 Seriously though. What is the origins of the word hooker?
Now I'm falling behind. Someone's probably got there.
Civil War General Hooker had camp followers. Girls came to be known as Hookers'.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:04 PM (gd9RK)

For a good part of the war, Hooker was in command of the troops protecting Washington, DC. There were a lot of them, but they had little to do, so they were always running off into town to cavort with the locals. Story is that Hooker decided this was ridiculous, to never know where his men were, so he encouraged a large number to set up a camp near his official camp. His soldiers would run off, but at least he would always know where they were and they wouldn't be far.

These camp entrepreneurs became known as "Hooker's Girls", eventually just shortened to Hookers. (there were rumors, never proved, that he personally got a cut of their take)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (V2Yro)

331 Meggie Mac wasn't on The View today. She was in Day 4-- of grieving. Actually, I'm serious. She's keeping a daily count on Twitter.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)

332 So one who hooks does not refer to kareem abdul jabar?

huh

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (HALdu)

333 Not pictured was the queen of spades tattoo on rapping tarp titties.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (RUnSJ)

334 326 This is insane, and nobody believes it except a liberal politician.


They don't believe it either. It's a doctrinal purity test.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (vWMNq)

335 Except Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.
FIFM

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (T6t7i)

336 Justine has a minority govt. Can she get to a majority is the remaining question.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:15 PM (FiUMj)



Does that mean that he's in blackface again?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (GisMq)

337 Trump would have won 5 more states (NV, NM, MN, NH, ME) if McMullin and Johnson hadn't run. These fucking guys.

Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (Pzzpr)

338 Cons did a lot better than in 2015, but so did the Greens and Socialists. So net/net Libs aren't really losing that much support seat wise. There's a lot of anti-Liberal voting but its too spread out to matter.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (FiUMj)

339 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)




now when it is blue and numb let me know

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (HALdu)

340 They don't believe it either. It's a doctrinal purity test.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (vWMNq)
---
A shibboleth?

Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (DuZls)

341 Does that mean that he's in blackface again?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:17 PM (GisMq)

___

Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

342 Meggie Mac wasn't on The View today. She was in Day 4-- of grieving. Actually, I'm serious. She's keeping a daily count on Twitter.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (ptqGC)
***************
Grieving for what?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)

343 Barry gave Justine the Mafia kiss of death.

Please let it be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

344 I refer you to a line in the movie (and book, I'd guess) A River Runs Through It where the narrator quotes his Presbyterian minister father having referred to Methodists as "Baptists who could read".

Read from Baptist commentator John Gill and report back.

I love his style of writing, a single sentence might have a dozen semi-colons in it.

Its like reading John Owen, once the topic is covered, there is nothing left to say.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (lD3vL)

345 No taxation without menstruation.

Posted by: Patrick Henry at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (xEbfU)

346 >>A shibboleth?


Top Shelf.


Next to the MacGuffin.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (4RysI)

347 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)
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*nods head*

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)

348 You don't analyze the actual content, you just listen to the soothing voice.

And when you reach that moment with Tulsi when you are ready to 'cast your pearls' you scream " VOTE DONALD J TRUMP GOD-EMPEROR FOR LIFE".

And hang on tight.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (6IpEX)

349 This post is an effective substitute for Syrup of Ipecac

Posted by: Regular joe at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (6/uwW)

350 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

351


There's a National Period Day. What's next National Exclamation Point Day or National Question Mark Day?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (GisMq)

352 Grieving for what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)
---
Elijah Cummings?

Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (DuZls)

353 So any hope America's Hat could steer the ship away from the rocks has been lost.

You get what you vote for.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (a2rm/)

354 Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (js3u9)

355
310 Turns out that's not exactly true. They found the word in other publications prior to Gen Hooker, though agree Hooker May have made the word popular.

Yes, I was behind. This is interesting. Do we have cites?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:12 PM (gd9RK)


I was with my scout troop at Antietam battlefield and, speaking in reference to General Joe Hooker, I said that his camp followers were referred to as "hookers" and thus the origin of that term. I received blank looks regarding the term "camp followers", so I rattled off a string of euphemisms -- "ladies of easy virtue, trollops, doxies", and so forth -- and eventually "hoors". At last the lights went on as I cried out in anguish, "Don't they teach you anything in school anymore?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (6G4DD)

356 Except Especially when she's ripping Hillary a new one.
FIFM


Posted by: pep

OK, so she has fleeting moments of honesty.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (LOq4H)

357 *nods head*

Posted by: Larry Craig

---

Well played.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (DQebX)

358 Hi CNN, Dave here. If a man in a MAGA hat choked an Ilhan Omar supporterer I think maybe, just maybe, you might cover it.





The left is really begging for a civil war

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (GisMq)

359 >>There's a National Period Day.


Yesterday, then, must have been National Eat and Entire Family Sized Bag of Cheetos Day.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (4RysI)

360 Grieving for what?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (wiXsO)

-------

Big fire down at the Hostess plant.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (js3u9)

361 Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

==================
In Canada, everybody gets free tampons!

Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (Pqytn)

362 318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)


the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK)

363 French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect. That gives him authority to tell everyone else they aren't.

So he says. A Calvinist fully understands Grace, it is foundational. Calvinism is otherwise known as "The Doctrines of Grace".

French has no Grace and wouldn't ever recognize it, probably even despises it.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (lD3vL)

364 Gaaahhhh - didn't see the 7:36 'Rock-Solid' lost. Totally suckered by the sock.

(Would that be 'sockered'?)

bleeccchhhh

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (60lU8)

365 3
Stomp is just an old English word for....

Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 07:16 PM (9GFP4)

========

Trump!

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (WqPYg)

366
350 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)


Please tell me that nearby is a statue to someone else who went by the name of Blow.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (6G4DD)

367 honestly, I do not want Sean Spicer dancing anywhere regardless of his party affiliation. I think it is better for everyone if he just sits down.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (HALdu)

368 Free tampons for transgendered women!

Posted by: Julian Castro at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (xEbfU)

369 There's a National Period Day. What's next National Exclamation Point Day or National Question Mark Day?
Posted by: TheQuietMan

---

We wanted to put a National Apostrophe Day on the calendar... but no one knew where it should go.


Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (DQebX)

370
Out: Trump Impeachment vote by Thanksgiving!In: Trump Impeachment vote
sometime between Turkey Day and Xmas, maybe, because it is so hard,
waaaahhhh.


Happy Holidays, all you Deplorables.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (HaL55)

371 "French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)"

That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)

372 50 If you are ever in Boston, you will find a nice big equestrian statue of Gen'l Joe Hooker standing in front of the Massachusetts State House.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (V2Yro)

Please tell me that nearby is a statue to someone else who went by the name of Blow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

---

We didn't have enough money for the Hooker AND the Blow.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (DQebX)

373 "362 318 Sean Spicer is on DWTS.
To Vote:

Text: 21523 SEAN. (you can vote up to 10x)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:14 PM (wiXsO)


the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK) "




And people still wonder why we've lost every battle in the last effing half century.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (bwo3w)

374 MAybe Speaker Dearest is going to do her "You have to voter for the impeachment before you can read the impeachment" moves.

And no wire coat hangers.

Posted by: not so at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (HALdu)

375 They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)


Yup. Or, as I like to say, "They're rather sell books on how to bring about a conservative resurgence rather than actually be part of a conservative resurgence."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (SgjGX)

376
363 French is a Calvinist, and he thinks he's part of the Elect.


Funny how that likely may work out. Those who proclaim their chosen stature often are not. Like the frequent yammering of "strong wymyns".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (6G4DD)

377 That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.
Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b)


Which explains exactly why I despise Conservative Talk Radio. They never offer up suggestions to fix anything. Just repeat themselves for years about how bad it is under Obama.

I think Sean Hannity repeats the same thing every day. The same damn diatribe.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (a2rm/)

378 354
Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (js3u9)

==========


Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (WqPYg)

379 "
371 "French is both an idiot and deliberately naive. If Trump gets removed then Pence will be neutered by the GOP establishment. Trump-loyalists would be kicked out and replaced by Deep-state bureaucrats and GOPe lackeys. If Pence tried to fight back they'd impeach him as well.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 21, 2019 07:19 PM (SgjGX)"

That's exactly what that grifter wants. The TruCon pundits make conservative-sounding noises when the Dems are in control, but they secretly (well, not-so-secretly now) prefer a complete lack of conservative policies. It's for the same reason that roadwork and similar public necessities in Metro DC are rarely ever properly fixed: when a problem is actually fixed, it means the "fixer" is then out of a job. They can't very well sell books complaining about the lack of conservative policies when those policies they claim to have wanted are actually being implemented.

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 21, 2019 08:23 PM (D9E0b) "



See also "Police wiping out crime and criminals".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (bwo3w)

380 Cons did a lot better than in 2015, but so did the Greens and Socialists. So net/net Libs aren't really losing that much support seat wise. There's a lot of anti-Liberal voting but its too spread out to matter.

Seems about right. Scheer offered some excellent reasons not to vote for the Grits but I didn't hear from him reasons to vote for the Tories.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

381 the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM (sy5kK) "




And people still wonder why we've lost every battle in the last effing half century.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:24 PM (bwo3w)

___

Left plays to win
Right plays to lose with dignity

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (FiUMj)

382 the Right tries to game the DWTS vote.

the Left tries to game the US elections, with Motor Voter, day of election registration, no voter ID, and vote harvesting.


just an observation.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg a
**************
To be fair everybody votes for their favorite contestant... even if they're not the best dancer.
It's a dance contest, but also a popularity contest.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 08:26 PM (wiXsO)

383 Let's just call them 'man-hole covers' and be done with it.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (Vy7tf)

384 David French, like most of the cuck right, believes in nothing. Not G-d, not country, not principles. Nothing. He lives fothe grift, and a facade of godliness was useful in rooking his marks: us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (js3u9)

385 So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol

Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

386 Everyone eventually gets Trumped. It's Mitt's turn.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (KSBDE)

387 "384 David French, like most of the cuck right, believes in nothing. Not G-d, not country, not principles. Nothing. He lives fothe grift, and a facade of godliness was useful in rooking his marks: us.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (js3u9) "



This.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (bwo3w)

388 385 So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol

Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof

I thought it a tactical error to tie his boat to her anchor, but maybe he thinks she's more popular than she is.

Plenty of New Yorkers despise her since the Amazon kerfuffle.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (a2rm/)

389 Justin Trudeau. Crazy ideas. Likes to dress up. Highly overrated. The Canucks might as well elect Johnny Depp.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (C1Lsn)

390 As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.

We should have a National Fapping Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

391 Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Heh, if she works under him, THAT might be a heart attack which gets covered.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (LOq4H)

392 378 354
Tucker is hauling Graham over the boards for inaction on the coup. Good.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

==========

Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*
Posted by: ShainS
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Short answer - no. Magic 8-ball says "duh"

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (+ldAm)

393
Until National Oxford Comma Day finds its way onto our calendar, I shall be dissatisfied, and released from all strictures to be polite, goodly, and virtuous.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (6G4DD)

394 Does Canada provide free tampons?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:18 PM (FiUMj)

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In Canada, everybody gets free tampons!


Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 08:21 PM

Poontine

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (0W3mK)

395 Cheese eating surrender monkey.

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (xEbfU)

396 So how's Trump's approval on Rasmussen?

Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (iiu+q)

397 At last the lights went on as I cried out in anguish, "Don't they teach you anything in school anymore?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:20 PM (6G4DD)

Sad that today's youth cannot learn these things on the street as God intended.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (3tDBG)

398 364
Gaaahhhh - didn't see the 7:36 'Rock-Solid' lost. Totally suckered by the sock.



(Would that be 'sockered'?)



bleeccchhhh

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at October 21, 2019 08:22 PM (60lU

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To be fair, it was a brilliantly-conceived and flawlessly-executed sock.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ)

399 347 It's all about your stance.

You want a wide base and a slight bend to the knees.

Stay on the balls of your feet.
OK-
Now we're ready to talk grip.

Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 08:16 PM (4RysI)
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*nods head*
Posted by: Larry Craig at October 21, 2019 08:19 PM (DuZls)


In the Ivy League, we learn the grip first. Because sometimes you have to me mobile and flexible. The stance is a close second step, though.

But the thrust. Yeah, the thrust. Makes me weak in the knees just thinking about it.

Here, let me show you.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (sy5kK)

400
Who felt compelled to put Naked Man on an Ottoman's doxy in this thread? Who? Out with it!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (6G4DD)

401 390 As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.

We should have a National Fapping Day.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC


Lol. That seems...unnecessary.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (a2rm/)

402 No results found for "iiu+q" site:minx.cc.

yay. the poll troll is here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (ykYG2)

403 Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker
Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no
real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*


Posted by: ShainS


He's a real powerhouse, isn't he?

Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

404 385
So I see Saunders said if elected, occasional cortex will be in his administration. Lol



Oh yeah that is a winner. Lmao

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:27 PM (85Gof)

==========


Could she serve as both Chief Economic Advisor and Ambassador to Venezuela at the same time?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (WqPYg)

405 371, French or Goldberg are not policy guys--that would be someone like Adler at NR. They are simply kept shills for the Goolags/CoC globalist folks that put out fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD) for those on the right. Essentially they are high toned trolls that serve to put a conservative spin on whatever non-sense the left has cooked up. Ace has their number.

Back in the day when the CPU wars went hot, you would quickly find out who was on whose payroll to do that sort of thing at the tech blogs and tech mags.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (MItID)

406 This.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 08:28 PM (bwo3w)

--------

Bernie Madoff pretended to be a devout Jew because he realized he could collect LOTS of fleece in synagogues, where otherwise savvy, wealthy Jews would let their guard down for a man in a tallit.

French is no different.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (js3u9)

407 Ontario and Quebec polls don't close until 9:30 EST. Still an outside chance Justine wins a majority. Should know in about an hour or so.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (FiUMj)

408 It also doesn't help that French looks like a total perv and his constant refrain of bringing up his African adopted daughter makes me think the poor kid is going to have a complex.

Its odd that I personally know far more many white Africans than black.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

409 Hi guys. I suppose we can all agree now that Mitt is a cunt.

Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

410 We should have a National Fapping Day.

Like National Breathing Day.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

411 396 So how's Trump's approval on Rasmussen?
Posted by: Pierre Poisson at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (iiu+q)

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45, down from 50 last week and 53 a few weeks ago.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (FiUMj)

412 I flounce Antifa!

Posted by: Pierre Delicto, Olympic Flouncer at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Ndje9)

413 Hi guys. I suppose we can all agree now that Mitt is a cunt.
Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:33 PM (Tnijr)

I do not think you will get much of an argument on that one

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (85Gof)

414 He's a real powerhouse, isn't he?


Posted by: pep at October 21, 2019 08:31 PM (T6t7i)

___________


As Ace says, the shame -- of continuously getting rolled by the Commies on the other side of the isle -- is part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (WqPYg)

415 Every day is National Fapping Day. It's not something you can put off for a year.

Posted by: freaked at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (Tnijr)

416 To be fair, it was a brilliantly-conceived and flawlessly-executed sock.


Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:30 PM (cfSRQ

One tiny flaw, I believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (3tDBG)

417 407
Ontario and Quebec polls don't close until 9:30 EST. Still an outside
chance Justine wins a majority. Should know in about an hour or so.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (FiUMj)

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It's amusing how the left utterly lies about what it will do, what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of their party has been given full approval by the voters.

No wait, I used the wrong word. I didn't mean "amusing" I meant "outrageous."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

418 Bernie with Occasionally Cortex running the country the gulags will be open within 1 month.

Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ZCEU2)

419 390
As an 'ette, I just want to be fair.



We should have a National Fapping Day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 08:29 PM (ptqGC)

========


As I suggested this morning, a National Colon Day for the guys -- pushed for by Shep!

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (WqPYg)

420 that I personally know far more many white Africans than black

Bon soir, habibi.

Posted by: boulder l'piednoir at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (ykYG2)

421 Tom Servo @ 350- And next time you are in DC look for the statue of General Albert Pike.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:36 PM (UUkQp)

422 One tiny flaw, I believe.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 08:34 PM (3tDBG)
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I always leave some breadcrumbs for my true fans. I like to see who is paying attention.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:36 PM (cfSRQ)

423 I personally know far more many white Africans than black


HAH YODEL ODEL AHH, YODEL ODEL AHHhhhh

Posted by: Tarzan, Lord of the Apes at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (6IpEX)

424 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO8)

425
For all the Kevin McCarthy hate, remember who he replaced.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

426 On the bright side, the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

427
Right plays to lose with dignity
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview


They're the Washington Generals. They play just enough to lose with minimal humiliation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

428 It's amusing how the left

No wait, I used the wrong word. I didn't mean "amusing" I meant "outrageous."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:35 PM (cfSRQ)

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You know what else is outrageous?

How the right utterly lies about what it will do, what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of the Democrat party has been given full approval by the voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (js3u9)

429 AOC would probably be given some new department, like Secretary of Social Justice or some shi

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (FiUMj)

430 426
On the bright side, the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (V2Yro)

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If Justin gets to keep his office, he'll also have to sign the USMCA treaty.

Otherwise Trump will crush his economy into powder.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (cfSRQ)

431 424 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.
Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO

I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

432 I noted earlier in the day that it is embarrassing that David French identifies himself as a Christian before scolding everyone who does not agree with him. I am beginning to realize that it is in reality no more embarrassing than when [the Reverends] Jesse Jackson or Al Sharpton did precisely the same thing.
Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO


It's a very lucrative line of work.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)

433 A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court.

Anthony Hoskins, 38, was found dead in his Southampton, England, flat on April 3.

He was on the waiting list to have his wisdom teeth removed

A big shout out to socialized medicne

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (85Gof)

434 the Canadian elections matter about as much as the city council elections in Pismo Beach

or the American Presidential election of 2012

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (ykYG2)

435 427
Right plays to lose with dignity
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview

They're the Washington Generals. They play just enough to lose with minimal humiliation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (aKsyK)


The Generals get a paycheck and travel expenses paid.
All a Beta Republican could hope for!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:40 PM (sy5kK)

436 A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court.

Anthony Hoskins, 38, was found dead in his Southampton, England, flat on April 3.

He was on the waiting list to have his wisdom teeth removed

A big shout out to socialized medicne

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:39 P


If he would have just hung in there it would have been free!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (0W3mK)

437 How the right utterly lies about what it will do,
what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of
the Democrat party has been given full approval by the voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (js3u9)

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You mean like Lindsay Graham acting like he's not a committee chair and saying "someone oughta investigate this stuff" every day on Fox but not actually using his committee to investigate it?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (cfSRQ)

438 Re French's religious leanings:

He once wrote that he was reared in the Church of Christ and was a member until he converted to Presbyterianism as an adult. The Church of Christ is a small fundamentalist church, somewhat Millenarian and cultish in that it believes only its adherents will not descend into Hell. It's viewed by High Protestants as weird and even more lowbrow than Evangelical congregations. All well and good, but from what French wrote, my guess is he changed sects as a form of virtue signaling so he wouldn't be viewed as "one of them."

That's pretty well the story of how he deals with everything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (iw59Q)

439 I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

I think Pence is genuine. Paul too. But that's extremely rare in DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (js3u9)

440
I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at

This. It gets so tiresome.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (m+0jM)

441 So, how was that saggy titty bitch oppressed and what's changed? Why fuck Trump?

The left makes no sense.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

442
Je m'appelle Lucky Pierre.

Posted by: Snit Romney at October 21, 2019 08:43 PM (NMAzL)

443 423 I personally know far more many white Africans than black


Charlize Theron.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 08:43 PM (Vy7tf)

444 " A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court. "

Couldn't he just take a pill?

Posted by: A dog eating son of a commie bitch at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)

445 Has mitt said anything about being busted?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (PUmDY)

446 425


For all the Kevin McCarthy hate, remember who he replaced.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (sy5kK)

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These guys are all cookie-cutter, easily exchangeable with one another, like NPCs: McConnell, Boehner,Ryan, McCarthy. Hell, even after almost being assassinated, Scalise has no fight in him.
It's literally unbelievable. If a near-death assassination attempt doesn't really get you woke, what the hell does it take?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

447 439 I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

Eh, it depends, but I am wary of people who make an ostentatious display of it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

448 " A man hanged himself after suffering months of an agonizing toothache, his mother said in court. "

Couldn't he just take a pill?
Posted by: A dog eating son of a commie bitch at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (Tnijr)


No can do, amigo. Opiates Bad.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (aS1PU)

449
I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.


I'm fairly sure JC had something to say about those people. And it wasn't very good. For them. Of course he spoke Truth.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (HaL55)

450 I would have the expected the hoor post to get about 1000. It's like I do not know you guys anymore.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2019 08:46 PM (2B9A/)

451 It's literally unbelievable. If a near-death assassination attempt doesn't really get you woke, what the hell does it take?
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (WqPYg)

Nothing bothers a Republican, aside from losing position and prestige, the pursuit of which is their sole raison d'etre.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:46 PM (js3u9)

452 Heh, over at Zippers place, only one person showed up for Mark Sanford's presidential kickoff. It was a democrat.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (m+0jM)

453
g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (1oyGz)

454 Has mitt said anything about being busted?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:44 PM (PUmDY)


It'll be "satire" and "a joke," then a right wing conspiracy.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (Zz0t1)

455 Who the fuck are all these patriot receivers lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (85Gof)

456 GOPe wants just enough power to get what it wants, but not enough power to get what rank and file Republicans want.

Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (gaHzY)

457 Its odd that I personally know far more many white Africans than black.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 08:32 PM (lD3vL)

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One of my favorite anecdotes is that some American kid born in Africa applied to some Ivy League Law School, and they were shocked that -- after accepting him as part of the quota system -- he was a White African, not Black.
I can't remember what happened, but I think they tried to rescind his acceptance claiming he misled them by checking the African-American -- seeing as it was understood that that meant black only.

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (WqPYg)

458 233 For afficionados of rare events, total eclipses, etc., Trump will be on Hannity's show tonight [rare chance to see a guest be able to speak].


Posted by: rhomboid at October 21, 2019 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

You really don't know me, do you?

Posted by: Sean Hannity at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (sy5kK)

459 I saw Limp Titty open for Enlarged Testicle in '97

Posted by: jsg at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (xEbfU)

460 17-0. Good bye spread

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (85Gof)

461 These people would be very easily conquered.
So damn many of them, but, it could be done.

Posted by: atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (w7KSn)

462 452
Heh, over at Zippers place, only one person showed up for Mark Sanford's presidential kickoff. It was a democrat.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (m+0jM)

========

Sanford and Son?

Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (WqPYg)

463 Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

465 @446:

It seems they have all decided the Left has won so anything other than kabuki is ridiculous. The 50 years out of power until 1994 zapped all their self-esteem and confidence.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (iw59Q)

466 ]i]Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)

Boom, boom, boom.

Posted by: John Lee Hooker at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (aS1PU)

467 446, FISA abuse, just saying.

We know that massive queries of communication databases via NSA intercepts occurred by contractors and apparently the abuse is still going on. Then you have the Five Eyes stuff where each country was apparently doing Hitchcock's criss-cross and spying on politicians on behalf of their allies which was reciprocated.

I suspect that most Republicans in office in DC are effectively blackmailed on their peccadilloes or bought.

Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (MItID)

468 so Tulsi condemned Pantifa???? why did she take a pic with some of them ???

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)

469 We should invade Mongolia. It's a small country.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (js3u9)

470 464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

Judo is a Japanese martial art.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

471 456 GOPe wants just enough power to get what it wants, but not enough power to get what rank and file Republicans want.
Posted by: davidt at October 21, 2019 08:47 PM (gaHzY)

the REAL reason they hate Trump?

He is sucking up all the campaign contributions because people on the Right see him as someone who can actually accomplish something.

Instead of the same campaign after campaign promises, that they somehow just can't seem to accomplish (Obamacare?).

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (NgKpN)

472 so Tulsi condemned Pantifa???? why did she take a pic with some of them ???
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (BqBId)


She's a democrat so lies flow like water?

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (Zz0t1)

473 Major General "Fighting Joe" Hooker may not be the source of a term for a prostitute, but he is the owner of perhaps the worst prediction/boast in military history. Sometime before Hooker's Army of the Potomac moved out to begin what became the Chancellorsville Campaign, Hooker told reporters, "I have the finest army on the planet. I have the finest army the sun ever shone on. If the enemy does not run, God help them. May God have mercy on General Lee, for I will have none."

Ouch.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 08:48 PM (AMIL/)


How was he wrong? If anything Chancellorsville and Fredericksburg demonstrate how true it was, in that in spite of extraordinarily terrible leadership, the Army of the Potomac was not destroyed, and never could be, no matter how much smarter Lee was than its leaders.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (hku12)

474 Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)

475 One of my favorite anecdotes is that some American kid born in Africa applied to some Ivy League Law School, and they were shocked that -- after accepting him as part of the quota system -- he was a White African, not Black.

Or like my mum aged 17, str8 outta Bridgetown, Barbados. Accepted into Oxford.

Oops.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (ykYG2)

476 What does he mean by "neither party's fault?" Is he talking about PDJT's election, right?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (PUmDY)

477 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)

478 470 464 OK, /puts on his tinfoil hat.

Tulsi Gabbard was just training with a Chinese Martial Artist.

Vlad Putin is a Judoka.

Coincidence? I think not!

Clearly a Russian Asset!
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:49 PM (NgKpN)

Judo is a Japanese martial art.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

So, Vlad Putin is secretly a KamiKaze?

/mind blown!

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (NgKpN)

479 Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 08:53 PM (BqBId)


He hawked it on Rush today as well.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (Zz0t1)

480 And while we're at it: please name anyone who has ridden out a
catastrophe with a cache of weapons, food, barter items and escaped with
their life?



Its the internet and there must be a case.


The roof top Koreans during the LA Riots spring to mind. Any number of people who have survived major Hurricanes and Blizzards. All of our ancestors who survived the Younger-Dryas impact event in Greenland 12,000 years ago...

Posted by: An Observation at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (GNoIH)

481
These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)

482 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)


4 abortions.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (Zz0t1)

483 I suspect that most Republicans in office in DC are effectively blackmailed on their peccadilloes or bought.
Posted by: whig at October 21, 2019 08:51 PM (MItID

That's predicated on them having had principles at some time. Assumes facts not in evidence. Damn near every single one for thirty years has danced like a monkey on a leash for the Dems within ten seconds of getting to DC.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (js3u9)

484 He is transposed.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (PUmDY)

485
Inch High Private Eye Baier on TuCa hawking his book. MUTE
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit


He was on Rush's show today doing the same. I assume he will do likewise with Hannity and Levin. Maybe Laura too.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (aKsyK)

486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

487 the REAL reason they hate Trump?



He is sucking up all the campaign contributions because people on
the Right see him as someone who can actually accomplish something.



Instead of the same campaign after campaign promises, that they somehow just can't seem to accomplish (Obamacare?).


Yep. After a few decades and breaking hundreds of campaign promises, we just might get fed up with the GOPe's constant lying to us and back someone who's actually responsive to the will of the people and does what he says he'll do.

Funny how that works. Eventually.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (HaL55)

488 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)


Haven't watched NFL in 3 years. Don't miss it.

Cancelled cable last week. Now just Digital Antenna and internet. Wife has Amazon and Netflix. I'm lovin my GRIT TV.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 08:57 PM (Zz0t1)

489 I have contemplated writing David French a note, which I figured was only fair given how many times he has written me and folks like me his notes. I had no intention of being rude or anything; just wanted to ask a few questions and draw his attention to a few items.

I concluded it would be a waste of time. Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others are typically receptive to no one and usually incapable of self-reflection.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 08:57 PM (/TvO8)

490 Re French's religious leanings:

He once wrote that he was reared in the Church of Christ and was a member until he converted to Presbyterianism as an adult. The Church of Christ is a small fundamentalist church, somewhat Millenarian and cultish in that it believes only its adherents will not descend into Hell. It's viewed by High Protestants as weird and even more lowbrow than Evangelical congregations. All well and good, but from what French wrote, my guess is he changed sects as a form of virtue signaling so he wouldn't be viewed as "one of them."

That's pretty well the story of how he deals with everything.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 08:41 PM (iw59Q)

My mom is Church if Christ so a few years ago I experimented with church and went for a couple of years and my little church was pretty much nothing like you described. That said, I do know the Churches of Christ are very, very loosely affiliated. Mine, the pastor was a Jesus is lovey dovey guy about my age with a bajillion kids. Also, he is a giant nerd. The regular pastor before him was kinda liberal but also a Jesus is lovey dovey type. But there are hellfire and brimstone types, too.

My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.

Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (4voYv)

491 Hello Hordelings, I see wer've been keeping up with the news.

Romney is still a loser. I want my vote back!

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (f7Tfe)

492 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 08:54 PM (UUBmN)

4 abortions.
Posted by: Sponge

Gah. I did here on the radio today, on lunch hour, abortions are down 10% in Colorado. they said because of birth control.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (m+0jM)

493 Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others are typically receptive to no one and usually incapable of self-reflection.

Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

494 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.


I'm watching with the sound off and the Pats are still kicking the tar out of the Jits.

What's it matter what they say?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (gd9RK)

495 oh man!...just saw the longest red fox ever, but the stupid neighbors dog scared him away. next time!

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (nC4FN)

496 Individuals who are entrenched in their own sense of superiority in comparison with others

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Well that describes all of NT, but none moreso than Cuck Pontiff David French.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (js3u9)

497 The Emperor of Rome, yeah, I was boinking his daughter.
You guys are pikers.

Posted by: atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:00 PM (w7KSn)

498 486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

direst ancestor in First Virginia Cav.

6 of his Kin were in Mosby's Raiders.

And for the record, the family had already freed the slaves it had owned.

Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 09:00 PM (NgKpN)

499 If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)


If by "won" you mean survived longer, to sue for better terms, then yeah, maybe. Probably not though, without the North electing a Democrat in '64.

Posted by: BurtTC at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (hku12)

500 Trump is on Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (wiXsO)

501 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?
Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

Funny how when I say 'heel bitch'

You do.

Posted by: Obama at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM (NgKpN)

502 My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.
Posted by: Robert at October 21, 2019 08:58 PM (4voYv)


My wife was raised CoC. She got married in a Baptist church because CoC wouldn't let her have music. Also, her mother was a Catholic, passed away when my wife was young. She's never accepted their belief that her mom was burning in Hell.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)

503 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?
Posted by: david french at October 21, 2019 08:59 PM (ykYG2)

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The only thing my dog would say to me is "why did you feed me David French? Disgusting. All flab. Sad!

Now bring me some beef. Grass fed, please. No soy. Blech."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (js3u9)

504 So French grew up C of C. Now I understand him.

He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson. With all the same pathologies, but he's more expensively dressed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (V2Yro)

505
oh man!...just saw the longest red fox ever, but the stupid neighbors dog scared him away. next time!
Posted by: trapper's girl


I'm comin' to join you, honey!

Posted by: Red fox at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (aKsyK)

506 My mom describes the Church Of Christ as Baptists who think playing instruments in church is a sin.

The hardcore trad Catholics over at OnePeterFive agree.

I proposed in the comments that the Church keep the instrumentation except during the Eucharist itself. NO COMPROMISE!, is what I got back.

Oddly, most of the writers on 1p5 are converts (not to say conversos) like me. Surreal to enter into a debate on Catholic practice where my interlocutors aren't cradle Catholic, either.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

507 Baptists don't copulate standing up.
Might lead to dancing...

Posted by: Atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)

508 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Why yes. Yes I would listen to my dog if he told me something.

I'd also be able to buy and sell cucks like you, Mr. French, because I'd be rich because I had a dog who could talk. And he'd definitely make more sense. And be faithful and obedient.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (HaL55)

509 I saw The Unknown Comic open for Red Foxx at The Laugh Factory in '78.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (Zz0t1)

510 French grew up C of C. ... He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson

I think you pegged him.

Well, not like that. Not like how he'd like it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM (ykYG2)

511 Rock solid troll.

Posted by: Kazi at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (0x00j)

512 /blues man

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (aS1PU)

513 481
These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 08:55 PM (7rVsF)


Sports and political writers and TV talking heads are all brainless frontrunners, except when there's a lovable underdog story. That's why the Astros will get no respect in this postseason.

The Yankees are always the unstoppable powerhouse favorite of every "national" sports writer and broadcaster in every postseason series they play.

The Nationals are going to be the lovable, scrappy underdogs, trying to win that franchise's first World Series, and DC's first World Series in almost a century, playing against the stats-driven, machine-like team from someplace in God-awful Texas called Houston.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (AMIL/)

514 Crowdstrike is the DNC's Infosec Division.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

515 Baptists don't copulate standing up.
Might lead to dancing...
Posted by: Atilla the Hun at October 21, 2019 09:03 PM (w7KSn)


Nad I gadda cut loose. Footloose.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

516 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President? #PierreDelecto2024

When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (9BmSv)

517 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)

518 Sponge: that's the worst part of being a convert, the worry about what happened to the earlier family members who didn't.

If I get to heaven (which is a big 'if') I want a day pass to visit my grandparents wherever they are at. Actually I'll be applying for that day pass a lot. I miss them.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)

519 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre
Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President?
#PierreDelecto2024



Almost as effective as Romney's ORCA gambit.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (6IpEX)

520 When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM (9BmSv)


He's going to endorse Mitt Romney.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (aS1PU)

521 Was it Make Me Laugh?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (PUmDY)

522 Crowdstrike is the DNC's Infosec Division.

I wonder how many of their employees are former spooks? And for whom did they spook? Someone here mentioned that they are a worldwide consortium with tentacles everywhere.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (HaL55)

523 Hey that was a great jet run back.. I mean shit they held onto the ball?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (85Gof)

524 Nad I gadda cut loose. Footloose.

Posted by: Sponge
=======
Haven't seen that movie in a long time. There was a castration scene?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (8AONa)

525 Jesus.. is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

526 was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?

The Gong Show?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:10 PM (HaL55)

527
517 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie


Wasn't he on the Gong Show a lot?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:10 PM (aKsyK)

528 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

---

Shit, I was watching the Seahawks play a game a few weeks back (I don't recall who their opponent was) but when the Seahawks won, Joe Buck and Troy Aikman looked like it was election night and Hillary lost.

They were so downcast and unable to hide it. I didn't get it. Are they betting money on this stuff?

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (DQebX)

529 Chucky-Chucky-Chucky!!

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (gaHzY)

530 486 Gref @ 403- Well General Lee and General Jackson had some say so at Chancellorsville. Sadly we lost possibly the best Confederate General after that battle was won. If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

Eromero, yeah, Stonewall Jackson may have altered history if he had lived to lead his corps at Gettysburg.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

531 Jesus.. is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (dUJdY)

Having sex with a liberal

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (85Gof)

532 The real old time Church of Christ congregations all did shape note singing, which is getting less and less known by the year. But it's a fascinating sub-genre of American Music and had a huge influence on early country music, since the Carter family came out of that tradition. I had the chance to get some exposure to it, and if you have some musical talent it's not hard to pick up, it's just different.

And my personal opinion is that the music is generally much better and takes much more talent to sing than the average church music people have gotten used to. To start with, each piece is an intricate 4 part arrangement that the congregation is simply supposed to know how to do - it's quite enjoyable with a group that can do it. And everything is a capella.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (V2Yro)

533 If I get to heaven (which is a big 'if') I want a day pass to visit my grandparents wherever they are at. Actually I'll be applying for that day pass a lot. I miss them.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (ykYG2)


I'm not close to a whole lot of my family, but I know there's a few I'd like to talk to just to know them a little.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (Zz0t1)

534 is there anything more boring than a Patriots game?

Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (ykYG2)

535 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Or, as my daughter just said. How far down their throats does Brady's dick go? All the way baby, all the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

536 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

https://tinyurl.com/yygnn7ml

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)

537 As a judge on the Gong Show?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (PUmDY)

538 Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!

*snort.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (dUJdY)

539 509, was that the not funny guy with the paper bag on his head? What show was he a regular on?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:08 PM (PUmDY)


The Unknown Comic was a regular on the Gong Show. He got gonged quite a bit.

Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was also a regular.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:12 PM (aS1PU)

540 Haven't seen that movie in a long time. There was a castration scene?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:09 PM (8AONa)

I haven't either. I do remember a playing chicken on tractors scene.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)

541 Hey, next week they play Cleveland! Talk about a GAME!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

That's weird.

Do the Patriots and the Browns actually play the same sport?

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (DQebX)

542 David French needs to be hit with a metal folding chair.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 21, 2019 09:13 PM (JCrfD)

543 Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was actually a producer of the Gong Show.

Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (gaHzY)

544 If General Jackson had lived we could have won that war. Yes, I said we.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 08:56 PM (UUkQp)

Eromero, yeah, Stonewall Jackson may have altered history if he had lived to lead his corps at Gettysburg.
Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (AMIL/)

an equal, and maybe even greater loss was Albert Sidney Johnston at Shiloh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (V2Yro)

545 The refs are trying to save the Jets. Vfuckin refs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (85Gof)

546 Almost as effective as Romney's ORCA gambit.

Hey, the Mittster was just elected Captain of the Washington Generals. so back off with that vailed disrespect.

Posted by: An Observation at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (GNoIH)

547 These Evangelicals

You can just taste the contempt, can't you.

He should've followed up with "with their precious Jesus".

Wouldn't my feelings if somebody made a skin suit out of him.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (aktsl)

548 In the unisex bathroom or whatever they call it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

549 Gene, Gene The Dancing Machine was actually a producer of the Gong Show.
Posted by: The Unknown Comic at October 21, 2019 09:14 PM (gaHzY)


I did not know that.

I liked both of you. I'm easily amused.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (aS1PU)

550 Which is more sad: Mitt Romney has an anonymous Twitter account "Pierre Delecto" or that Mitt Romney still thinks he is going to be President? #PierreDelecto2024

When will Pierre Delecto declare his bid for the Republican nomination: Wednesday, November 4, 2020 12:01 am or Wednesday, January 20, 2021 at at 6:00:00 am?
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at October 21, 2019 09:07 PM
****************
Romney isn't up in 2020, but in 2024 he needs to be primaried if he's running for Senate. I will personally donate the maximum amount allowed to defeat his ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:15 PM (wiXsO)

551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

552 @490:

I wasn't dumping on that faith, Robert, to be clear, and if that was inaccurate I accept that. My point was French himself saw it as disadvantageous and possibly putting him into a bad light.

"504 So French grew up C of C. Now I understand him.

He's just an upscale Kevin D. Williamson. With all the same pathologies, but he's more expensively dressed."

That's my armchair psychological assessment of French, Tom. The man is totally self-loathing and cloaks that with his piety.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (iw59Q)

553 I haven't either. I do remember a playing chicken on tractors scene.

Posted by: Sponge

====

Now that scene, I remember. It was 1984, I was stuck in a dorm for summer help at Cedar Point, with one radio station in Sandusky, OH.

Their playlist had a wide variety of all the songs from the Footloose soundtrack.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (8AONa)

554 That fat naked woman probably doesn't even have kids to explain the saggy boobs and hanging belly...

"Kids? Hey, you kids, get over here. Company's here. I need you to explain my saggy boobs and hanging belly." -- demure earth-mother you're looking for.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 21, 2019 09:17 PM (8ZmvG)

555 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto!

---

I like when I open my Bible to answer a question about... you know... THE BIBLE, and some crazy "hip Christian" or roll-on-the-floor Christian says "Oh, you're one of those 'doctrine' people," and they SNEER when they say "doctrine."

"Discernment" is another word they sneer on.

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:18 PM (DQebX)

556 In lieu of substantive evidence provided to the public that the alleged hacks which led to Wikileaks releases of DNC and Clinton Campaign Manager John Podesta's emails were orchestrated by the Russian Government, CrowdStrike's bias has been cited as undependable in its own assessment, in addition to its skeptical methods and conclusions. The firm's CTO and co-founder, Dmitri Alperovitch, is a senior fellow at the Atlantic Council, a think tank with openly anti-Russian sentiments that is funded by Ukrainian billionaire Victor Pinchuk, who also happened to donate at least $10 million to the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:19 PM (6IpEX)

557 the evangelicals are at least trying. the churches that the Algerian government is trying to shut down are evangelical.

It was a miss in our tradition that the Popes haven't sent more missions to return Algeria to the Faith. Gelasius was an Algerian and a Pope. Augustine was an Algerian too I think.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

558 535 These ESPN announcers have extreme PatsLuv. Nauseating.

Or, as my daughter just said. How far down their throats does Brady's dick go? All the way baby, all the way.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:11 PM (dUJdY)


It's all cyclical. Fifty years ago, the Jets, with Joe Willie White Shoes Namath, was the favorite of the sports writers and broadcasters covering the AFC, while the Patriots were a doormat team.

Posted by: Gref at October 21, 2019 09:20 PM (AMIL/)

559 I know this isnt specifically a threat about Willard Rmoney, but its related enough that Im gonna say out loud that I wish I had voted for Shannon OBrian for MA GOV in 2002. May have spared us the electoral and political scourge that is Willard Mitt Rmoney

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 09:20 PM (olPBi)

560 About ten years ago, someone told me you could get pulled over for playing music too loud in Social Circle, GA.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:21 PM (PUmDY)

561 It's all cyclical.

well... for some

Posted by: [insert Houston football team name here] at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

562 Mitt Romney...I should have stayed home...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (UUBmN)

563 Try watching Buck and Aikman announce a Packer game. If Arron Rodgers had a clingon, those two would fight over who gets to remove it with their tongue.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 09:22 PM (0W3mK)

564 551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable.

===============

Same. And I finally came to realize that French is playing a shell game. At times he claims self-identifies (and scolds); at other times he speaks down to evangelicals in the third person.

In the future I will give him precisely the time and attention he merits--none. At present, however, he has a good number of people taken in (including some of my colleagues).

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (/TvO8)

565 Servo, didn't know the Carter Family was as influential as they were until the Ken Burns series.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (PUmDY)

566 Gene Gene The Dancing Machine was a Janitor who did his dance to that song when Chuck Barris saw him doing that

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:23 PM (BqBId)

567 Word "hooker"

https://tinyurl.com/yxmdazhl

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (u5LFV)

568
ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.


That was interesting. Very interesting. Also, sort of funny how they pumped all that money into that venture for nothing. Her Heinous will never be Preezy.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (HaL55)

569 Would you listen to your dog if he offered you his opinion? then why should I listen to you?

Why yes. Yes I would listen to my dog if he told me something.

I'd also be able to buy and sell cucks like you, Mr. French, because I'd be rich because I had a dog who could talk. And he'd definitely make more sense. And be faithful and obedient.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:05 PM

Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (COzlW)

570 Does Romney know that people are laughing at him?

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (f7Tfe)

571 OT Reuters: Trump administration to provide records on Obama-era gun-smuggling probe

Heh. Actually, it's the DOJ which will be handing over records on the gun-smugglilng operation. I'm sure much bleach has been applied.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (DCYln)

572 Never mind, I got sent to an old tweet. Scratch the Fast & Furious find.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:25 PM (DCYln)

573 551 I guess I'm one of "those evangelicals"...aka a deplorable
Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 21, 2019 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

You're one of those OTHER evangelicals. They're OK.

In the interest of full disclosure I have a love-hate relationship with evangelicals, depending on which strain they adhere to. I don't care much for the moralistic, legalistic, live-in-a-bubble, de debbil is hiding behind every lamp post, God hates you and so do I, and everything you do, say, think, and feel is wrong sorts. I understand that sounds like a stereotype, and it is a stereotype, but it's also very real and I've had to live under that kind of regime.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

574 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

https://tinyurl.com/yygnn7ml


2017. Still, more than the MFM allows to be known.

Posted by: t-bird at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (DCYln)

575 Does Romney know that people are laughing at him?

=====================

I wondered the same thing all day.

Posted by: DC at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (/TvO8)

576 It's Russian bots making the announcers talk about the Patriots leading 24-0, and how Brady has lost more Superbowls than most Hall of Famers have been to and won more than any.

I hate Russian bots.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 09:27 PM (gd9RK)

577 Young man, it's Russian bots all the way down.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

578 ZH digs deeper on Crowdstrike.

That was interesting. Very
interesting. Also, sort of funny how they pumped all that money into
that venture for nothing. Her Heinous will never be Preezy.


My question has always been - "where is the evidence?" A nominal "Security Firm" should be happy and even thrilled to produce evidence and analysis publicly that supports their theory.


Still waiting. Still nothing.


Clownstrike is a political joke. No serious company will hire them for actual security work.

They are probably another Clinton Foundation ( or whatever they call themselves now) money-laundering shell company.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (6IpEX)

579 Hey! Stop laughing at me! And Mitt Romney. He's a great guy!

Posted by: Peeair Underpants at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (0W3mK)

580
Hello my baby
Hello my honey
Hello my ragtime gal
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey


So, that's what they mean by frog march.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (aKsyK)

581 all I know is that if Trump were a true conservative, Hillary would have become president.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:29 PM (ZqRa6)

582 So the people who set us off against the Russians are a bunch of anti-Russian Ukranians. And that Narrative has dominated everything for three years because it suits the desire of the Left for conflict, 'resistance,' and #OrangeManBad.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 09:29 PM (oVJmc)

583 >>>I'm comin' to join you, honey!

hurry up!

Posted by: trapper's girl at October 21, 2019 09:30 PM (nC4FN)

584 Wrapping up a week of vacation in Texas (3-days Houston, 3-days Dallas). I would move down here in a New York minute if they had even decent services for autistic adults. Alas, 48th out of 50 for services according to ASA. Le sigh.

Posted by: DocJ at October 21, 2019 09:30 PM (olPBi)

585
all I know is that if Trump were a true conservative, Hillary would have become president.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

586 Well, crap.

@ Chuck Grassley

All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA report isn't public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me to the suspicion it's going to be "deep six" by the deep state.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (wiXsO)

587 Hello my baby

Hello my honey

Hello my ragtime gal



I just had a flashback of a guy demolishing a building with a raygun.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (6IpEX)

588 RKaye @ 555- Disernment Of Spririts is one on the 9 manifestations of Holy Spirit. It is very much real.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (UUkQp)

589 2h
House votes to kill resolution to censure Adam Schiff for fictionalized version of Trump-Ukraine phone call.

Final vote was 218-185 along party lines. Lone independent Justin Amash voted with Democrats.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (BqBId)

590 If Romney were a real conservative, he would have lost in2012.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (ZqRa6)

591 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)
----------

Because it was hers to throw.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2019 09:32 PM (6CUnG)

592 re 589: you mean 'shithead'

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:32 PM (ZqRa6)

593
I just had a flashback of a guy demolishing a building with a raygun.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (6IpEX)


Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)

594 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

He can spot a Russian infiltrator a mile away.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (6IpEX)

595 They are probably another Clinton Foundation ( or whatever they call themselves now) money-laundering shell company.

And their CTO gave $10M to Her Heinous' failed campaign. Is he a foreign national?

You know, I shouldn't be axing whether or not any election shenanigans are legal anymore. It doesn't matter if election laws magically never get enforced, does it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (HaL55)

596 re 585: is 'Richard Goodstein' a name I should know?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (ZqRa6)

597 Chuck Barris was a Russian asset!

Posted by: $1.98 Beauty Show at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (NH9pa)

598 Amash isn't even pretending anymore.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (PUmDY)

599 The Unknown Comic?

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (m+0jM)

600 No wonder Trump brought up Crowdstrike in the phone call.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 09:34 PM (oVJmc)

601 >>I've had to live under that kind of regime.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

And now you're on the Shit List.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (XzT/D)

602 The Unknown Comic?

Posted by: Infidel
________

A television fad from the '70s.

Posted by: Oscar the Wonder Rodent at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (NH9pa)

603 Great. Spending the night in the ER. Throat is swollen and dificult to breath. My BP cooperated and sympathetically zoomed up 176/93. Doc thinks my thyroid is fvcking with me.

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (PtGHA)

604 I loved Alan Alda in "Amash 4077".

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (ZqRa6)

605 House votes to kill resolution to censure Adam Schiff for fictionalized version of Trump-Ukraine phone call.



Final vote was 218-185 along party lines. Lone independent Quisling Justin Amash voted with Democrats.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (BqBId)


FIFY

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (o3WRR)

606 601 >>I've had to live under that kind of regime.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

And now you're on the Shit List.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (XzT/D)

Pfft. I've been on the Shit List since birth.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:36 PM (NWiLs)

607 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

Spoilers Al Eppo and Egg prevented a complete blowout.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 09:36 PM (jYnPD)

608 re 602: Jenny Jones in the 1990s claimed he sexually assaulted her.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:37 PM (ZqRa6)

609 I was a fool/sucker for those Romney/Ryan honest/honorable ads

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:37 PM (PUmDY)

610 Yeah, heard that worthless House Minority Speaker
Kevin McCarthy on Hannity's radio show today -- jeebus, are there no
real men in the Republican Party outside Donald Trump? *spit*


Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 08:25 PM (WqPYg)
-----------------------------In the Republican Party, no. In politics, no also.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

611 >>607 Richard Goodstein said Jill Stein threw the election to Trump.Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 09:31 PM (aKsyK)

This is incorrect.

Zod threw the election to Trump.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019 09:38 PM (XzT/D)

612 596
re 585: is 'Richard Goodstein' a name I should know?

Bald-headed Clinton advisor and Dem-defending dipshit that Tucker throws at us incessantly because "fair and balanced" I guess.

Also? At this moment?


Hannity is about to pop a gasket. They probably superglued his crowns together, just to be sure.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:38 PM (6IpEX)

613 How the right utterly lies about what it will do,
what it believes to get into power and then acts as if the far fringe of
the Democrat party has been given full approval by the voters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (js3u9)

Good summary.

Posted by: ... at October 21, 2019 09:38 PM (uEbPt)

614 BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (PtGHA)

.....

Get well friend.

That almost sounds allergic reactionish.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 09:38 PM (aktsl)

615 Insom, don't feel like the lone ranger. I seem to always get the short end of the stick.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:39 PM (m+0jM)

616 re 610: BECAUSE TRUMP ISN'T A REAL REPUBLICAN!!

Just think of the wonderful concession speech !Jeb! would have given after losing to Hillary.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (ZqRa6)

617 Does Romney know that people are laughing at him?

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 09:24 PM (f7Tfe)

He thinks they're laughing with him.

Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (xPl2J)

618 People that liked the Unknown Comic bought My Pet Rocks.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (PUmDY)

619 Sorry to hear that Bif. I'll say prayers for you. Hope they can figure it out and spring you by morning.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (6CUnG)

620 Posted by: BifBewalski

If Benadryl and epi work for you? Check out uticaria.


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (6IpEX)

621 BC, i would agree with you but its been steadily getting worse for three weeks.

Lost my breath going up the stairs yesterday and that scared me enough to go to the doc today

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM (PtGHA)

622 re 612: oh yeah. Grinning imperious idiot. Got it.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM (ZqRa6)

623 Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:33 PM (ZqRa6)
*******
Bald Headed Pecker sucker

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM (BqBId)

624 And now you're on the Shit List.

Posted by: Zod at October 21, 2019



See? This is why you're still minor deity. It's all kneel this, shit list that. There's no fun.

You take Bacchus. That guy's fun. Wine, women, dissipation. People may talk behind his back, but he's a Fun God.

We can work with your shtick, it's not hopeless, but there's no future in being a dour god of dry sand and punishment.

Posted by: Marketing Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM (gd9RK)

625 BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (PtGHA)

ugh. THAT'S a horrible start to the week.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

626 Ouch! Mikey

Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM (PtGHA)

627 What are the odds the Republicans take back the house in 2020?

Posted by: ALH at October 21, 2019 09:42 PM (f7Tfe)

628 Hannity is about to pop a gasket. They probably superglued his crowns together, just to be sure.

Oh, to be the sound engineer for him. I'd drive him bonkers.

"Oh sorry Sean, I had your mic muted while your guest was answering your question. You don't want to appear ill-mannered in front of your audience, do you?"

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:42 PM (HaL55)

629 Listen to Bander, Zod. He used to work on Wall Street, which is in the same city as Madison Avenue.

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2019 09:42 PM (6CUnG)

630 ITS FUNNY CAUSE FEMINISTS CHANT STAY OUT OF OUR WOMBS BUT THEY WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO BUY THEM FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS.

Posted by: Ben Rothlisbegergler at October 21, 2019 09:42 PM (9dzlp)

631 DNC successfully fought off a FOIA request for the CrowdStrike analysis by claiming they were a legal work product (i.e.: working for DNC as attorney). Therefore there has never been an objectively verifiable analysis of the DNC server 'hack'.

However, before the Trump-Russia collusion was firmly entrenched a tech support board did analyze what was available and found the source of the 'hack' has highly more likely to be from Ukraine than Russian.

Didn't somebody suggest their was a connection between Ukraine and CS recently... meh, whatever.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 21, 2019 09:43 PM (1g7ch)

632 603 Great. Spending the night in the ER. Throat is swollen and dificult to breath. My BP cooperated and sympathetically zoomed up 176/93. Doc thinks my thyroid is fvcking with me.
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:35 PM (PtGHA)

Damn. I hope they get you fixed up, and as quickly as possible.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

633 Trump is on Hannity.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 21, 2019 09:01 PM


And on CNN Hump is on Tranity

Posted by: Peeair Underpants at October 21, 2019 09:43 PM (0W3mK)

634 BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 09:40 PM

.....

Ah, did not know it was chronic.

Smart. Get in there and let them check the tires and top off the fluids my friend. I hope they are able to get you righted quickly.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 21, 2019 09:43 PM (aktsl)

635 Get well friend.



That almost sounds allergic reactionish.


Ditto. Sure does, doesn't it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:44 PM (HaL55)

636 Ouch! Mikey

Posted by: BifBewalski


If it resolves within 24-48 hours , check out angioedema.

Sometimes it affects airway. Again, I wish I didn't know this.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:44 PM (6IpEX)

637 615 Insom, don't feel like the lone ranger. I seem to always get the short end of the stick.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:39 PM (m+0jM)

Way too many shitstorms, and a lot of them were totally unnecessary.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

638 Someone should write one of those "bathroom books" : Hillary Clinton. "101 Reasons Why I Lost the Election" 1. An old friend came in from out of town. 2. My pantsuit didn't come back from the dry cleaners. 3. Locusts. 4. An Earthquake!

Posted by: Peeair Underpants at October 21, 2019 09:46 PM (0W3mK)

639 Didn't somebody suggest their was a connection between Ukraine and CS recently... meh, whatever.

Just to restate for clarity:


Clownstrike's founder is an anti-Russian Hillary donor.


A perfectly objective digital forensic firm. Who produced zero evidence and one iron-clad conclusion.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:46 PM (6IpEX)

640 Off Peeair Romenemy sock!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 09:47 PM (0W3mK)

641 Clownstrike's founder is an anti-Russian Ukrainian Hillary donor.

Fixed myself.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:47 PM (6IpEX)

642 Way too many shitstorms, and a lot of them were totally unnecessary.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

Yes, because of a retired hooker, I will never have contact with my brother again unless he wants something. We used to be so close.

Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:48 PM (m+0jM)

643 re 638:
103: people noticed how the stairs creaked and moaned when I walked up to the stage.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at October 21, 2019 09:48 PM (ZqRa6)

644 ITS FUNNY CAUSE FEMINISTS CHANT STAY OUT OF OUR WOMBS BUT THEY WANT THE GOVERNMENT TO BUY THEM FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbegergler

---

Actually, isn't a taxpayer-supplied abortion doctor sticking tools in there to kill the baby a representative of the government in the womb?

Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 09:49 PM (DQebX)

645 We can work with your shtick, it's not hopeless, but there's no future in being a dour god of dry sand and punishment.
Posted by: Marketing Bandersnatch at October 21, 2019 09:41 PM


Been marketing it for over a millennium, actually.

Posted by: Marketing Muh Achmed at October 21, 2019 09:49 PM (DMUuz)

646 Hey everybody.
One of my favorite FB memes goes as follows:

Mitt Romney: "I'm a Republican!"
Liz Warren: "I have more Indian in me that Mitt has Republican in him!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

647 You take Bacchus. That guy's fun. Wine, women, dissipation. People may talk behind his back, but he's a Fun God.

Posted by: Marketing Bandersnatch
________

Hermes. That guy. I mean, that freaking guy!

Had all sorts of powers but billed himself as our "messenger." I think he did it as a lark. Once he rode a bicycle to the bottom of the ocean to deliver a message to Poseidon, just to get a tip! Now that guy turned out to be trouble.

Now that I think about it, Hermes was a but mercurial.

Oh, well. That's why I don't go to the reunions.

Posted by: Zeus at October 21, 2019 09:50 PM (NH9pa)

648 Angry saggy tits is just sad because. Well. look at her. You'd be mad too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 09:50 PM (0W3mK)

649 You take Bacchus. That guy's fun. Wine, women, dissipation. People may talk behind his back, but he's a Fun God.


Is it vomitoriums? Or vomitoria?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:51 PM (6IpEX)

650 Damn. I hope they get you fixed up, and as quickly as possible.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:43 PM (NWiLs)


This.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 09:52 PM (Zz0t1)

651 Yes, because of a retired hooker, I will never have contact with my brother again unless he wants something. We used to be so close.
Posted by: Infidel at October 21, 2019 09:48 PM (m+0jM)

Ouch. I'm sorry to hear that. I'm I bit afeared to ask about the backstory on that one.

I have an estranged brother as well. No hookers, retired or otherwise, involved. He's just, well, kind of an asshole.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:53 PM (NWiLs)

652 Liz Warren: "I have more Indian in me that Mitt has Republican in him!"

That Indian would have to have consumed a lot of fire water for Warren to make that claim against the Log Cabin guys with Romney.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at October 21, 2019 09:54 PM (lD3vL)

653 LOL...there's a party in Canada called the Rhinoceros Party. And they're running a guy named Maxime Bernier in the same riding where the leader of the Bloc Quebecois, also named Maxime Bernier is running.

Hilarity ensues.....

Canucks have a sense of humor.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 09:55 PM (FiUMj)

654 646
Hey everybody.

One of my favorite FB memes goes as follows:



Mitt Romney: "I'm a Republican!"

Liz Warren: "I have more Indian in me that Mitt has Republican in him!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 21, 2019 09:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Unless Liawatha is having sex with an indian right now, I'd wager Mitt has had more "republicans" in him.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 09:55 PM (jYnPD)

655 @ChuckGrassley:

"All of the delays and excuses why the Horowitz IG FISA report isn't public yet after several months of anticipation of its issues leads me to the suspicion it's going to be 'deep six' by the deep state."


This better not be true.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 21, 2019 09:55 PM (sGotD)

656 The 'Expensive doxy'. Yeah, she's a problem

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:55 PM (ykYG2)

657 mikeyG @ 649- You ain't really vomited until you puked over the side of a liberty launch in heavy swells after a night on the beach getting sincerely and utterly wiped slick.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 09:55 PM (UUkQp)

658 I willing to chip in 5 bucks to buy that lady a decent pair.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (jXrK7)

659 This just in....Kathleen Kennedy is going to kill c3p0 in the next star wars movie. Only male character left from original movie is chewy. She'll prolly kill him too.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (9dzlp)

660 I could see Romney switching parties when PDJT is re-elected

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

661 Oh, well. That's why I don't go to the reunions.
Posted by: Zeus at October 21, 2019 09:50 PM (NH9pa)
--------

LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (6CUnG)

662 Insomniac at October 21, 2019 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

I assumed you were RC because of Nurse, but if you were in a rigid, evangelical, protestant family I truly feel sorry for you. Been there, done that.

Posted by: Grannymimi at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (u5LFV)

663
Now that I think about it, Hermes was a but mercurial.

Oh, well. That's why I don't go to the reunions.
Posted by: Zeus at October 21, 2019 09:50 PM (NH9pa)

All the women love him . Almost as much as Louis Viutton.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (2DOZq)

664 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is telling Andi Vanderbilt that he supports PDT's impeachment.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

665 I actually think Justin Trudeau looks better as a pirate.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 21, 2019 07:18 PM (j0JAA)

Especially if hanged from a yardarm at Execution Dock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (QugKX)

666 boo!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

667 Libs doing well in suburban Toronto. Cons needed a big night there to have any chance. Bigly fail.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 09:58 PM (FiUMj)

668 664 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is telling Andi Vanderbilt that he supports PDT's impeachment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)


Ohio has produced some real a-holes. It's embarrassing.

Posted by: Ladyl at October 21, 2019 09:58 PM (TdMsT)

669
This just in....Kathleen Kennedy is going to kill c3p0 in the next star
wars movie. Only male character left from original movie is chewy.
She'll prolly kill him too.


He's already dead.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)

670 664 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is telling Andi Vanderbilt that he supports PDT's impeachment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

___

Mailman's Son / Pierre Delecto 2020!!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 09:59 PM (FiUMj)

671 Anyone got any scoop on the Canadian election results?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 21, 2019 09:59 PM (87EdW)

672 mikeyG @ 649- You ain't really vomited until you puked over the side of a
liberty launch in heavy swells after a night on the beach getting
sincerely and utterly wiped slick.

My primary power-zuking came from driving LARCS - light amphibious recon machines in and out of the Gulf.
In and out. In and out. In and

*scuse me*

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 09:59 PM (6IpEX)

673 Why is that middle aged lady topless?
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)

Spent her last dime on Kotex?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 09:59 PM (QugKX)

674 Ladyl--you are awesome! Love you!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

675 I assumed you were RC because of Nurse, but if you were in a rigid, evangelical, protestant family I truly feel sorry for you. Been there, done that.
Posted by: Grannymimi at October 21, 2019 09:56 PM (u5LFV)

Nope, not RC, and yes, that's what I was in. To make matters worse, the parental units were recent converts. Sorry you had to go through that as well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:00 PM (NWiLs)

676 673
Why is that middle aged lady topless?

Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)



Spent her last dime on Kotex?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 21, 2019 09:59 PM (QugKX)

*pelts her with dimes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 10:00 PM (jYnPD)

677 ONT

Posted by: hogmartin at October 21, 2019 10:00 PM (t+qrx)

678 Y'all will be shocked to know that Kusinich is telling Andi Vanderbilt that he supports PDT's impeachment.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)


Fuck that guy. And his homo interviewer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:00 PM (Zz0t1)

679 WSVN 7 News @wsvn
#UPDATE - In a 9-8 vote, a Florida Senate panel on has sided with Gov. Ron DeSantis in removing Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel.

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (BqBId)

680 Zeus, that was a good post, by Jove!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (PUmDY)

681 ONT!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (HaL55)

682 666 boo!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

EEK!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (NWiLs)

683
Ohio has produced some real a-holes. It's embarrassing.
Posted by: Ladyl


They tell me I was born there.
But I really don't remember.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 21, 2019 10:01 PM (aKsyK)

684 Fistbump, mikeyG, fistbump, and have a cigar.

Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (UUkQp)

685 Why is that middle aged lady topless?
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 07:23 PM (a0IVu)


Fat, dumb and topless is no way to go through life, cunt.

Posted by: Sponge at October 21, 2019 10:02 PM (Zz0t1)

686 Pernoctare Filo Subtegminis!

Posted by: Jupiter at October 21, 2019 10:04 PM (NH9pa)

687 Semper Fortis, Eromero!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 10:07 PM (6IpEX)

688 That tit broad lives somewhere.

It's got to be another circle of hell to be there with it. Even on the same block.

Posted by: torabora at October 21, 2019 10:09 PM (Y274z)

689
447 439 I've sadly come to the conclusion that those who PUBLICALLY profess their Christianity, loudly, do not know Christ.
Posted by: Don Quixote at October 21, 2019 08:39 PM (NgKpN)

Eh, it depends, but I am wary of people who make an ostentatious display of it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 21, 2019 08:45 PM (NWiLs)








To a certain degree, but there are definite regional differences. Here in rural Texas, it's quite normal to be a loud and proud Christian. I'm not a churchgoing guy, but it warms my heart see it.

On the other hand, when I was living in SoCal, someone being loudly Christian was all to often some grifter trying to scam you. Not everyone, of course. But enough that it made you wary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 10:11 PM (eXA4G)

690 Wow, is David French not smart.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 21, 2019 11:18 PM (IwElB)

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