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Bluetits On A Teasel
Archibald Thorburn

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:30 AM (q80AH)

2 Nice.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (dmYb7)

3 Today's art is brought to you by Katie Hill and Johnson's No More Tears Shampoo.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (N39Ws)

4 I sometimes get that when the temperature drops below zero.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (Do2h6)

5 Or a thistle.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

6 You did this just for the title, didn't you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (wzVKm)

7 Phrasing?

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (6GjnW)

8 Another one plainly chosen for the name.

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-footed boob at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (RnSBy)

9 Nope, not gonna go there. I still have some pride remaining.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at October 22, 2019 09:32 AM (szD6V)

10 5 Or a thistle.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
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That's what I was thinking.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (G0vdT)

11 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

12 TITS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

13
Two male bluetits? Where are the womyn, gay and trans bluetits? Where is the denunciation of Trump and his Deplorables?

This painting shows insufficient social awareness. Suppress and burn.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (7rVsF)

14 I've heard of blue balls, but tits?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

15 Bluetits damn it cold out there!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (JFO2v)

16 Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult

Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)

17 you and I differ on our definition of tits

Posted by: Rick in SK at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

18 I thought they were boobies at first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (HaL55)

19
Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)






No kidding. They wouldn't hold still for the roller.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (veoSD)

20 It is a very soothing little painting.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (hLRSq)

21 16 Accurately painting birds like that seems like it would be very difficult
Posted by: Blacksheep at October 22, 2019 09:34 AM (6mvRv)

that is why Audubon killed and stuffed them

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

22 Teasel is considered an invasive species.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (X/Pw5)

23 pasty white guy

red satin undies

blue tits

All American

Posted by: PIERRE LIKES COQS at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (rpxSz)

24 This is pretty. I like how the vibrant blue of the birds complements the golden yellow of the field. And the blue is just enough. Any more and it would wreak the overall balance.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

25 22 Teasel is considered an invasive species.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:36 AM (X/Pw5)

Teasel was the sister in Sound of Music that left the brown shirt boys with blueballs.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (JFO2v)

26 You did this just for the title, didn't you?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:31 AM (wzVKm)
Oh yes!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (wYseH)

27 Those birds seem obsessed with their feet.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (HaL55)

28 Tits aside, that's a pretty darn good painting.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

29 Looks like they're hunkering down against a wind storm.

Posted by: Beartooth at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (duxRF)

30
Very nervous this morning. I have had two conversations with the intellectual property division of a local law firm. In about an hour an a half, they'll be sending me a 3-4 page paper. I have two hours to turn it into a provisional patent application.

Wish me luck. A lot depends on the nature of what the paper says. If it's chemistry related it may be reasonably easy. If it's something like electrical engineering, it will be rockier.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)

31 Wait.....tits....teasel......

Blue......tease......

I think CBD needs to get laid.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (Zz0t1)

32 One of the tits looks lower than the other

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (rpxSz)

33 Is blue tits like the female version of blue balls?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (J+mig)

34 Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)

35 There are birds called tits & boobs, despite birds not having tits or boobs.

Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)

36 The birds are getting in line for the raspberries that should be coming in another month or so.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

37 Too small for food.

Don't choot em.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

38 the artist loved to stare at tits

not bad work if you can get it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (rpxSz)

39 Willowed from the ONT: Thanks for the advice on the PC. Too bad Windows 10 is a pestilence. I don't think I'll get another Lenovo. The people who recommended it to me have older versions that are going strong. I have a really old laptop that still works if it's plugged in but operates on Win7, so I'll go back to that for my offline stuff.

I'll have to think about using my phone, I guess. I hate thumb typing, though.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (fxCK2)

40 I thought they were boobies at first.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him


Those aren't boobies. THESE are boobies.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y353y2ov

Posted by: Brother Cavil
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at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (AM1GF)

41
Looks to be rubus on lower right.
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (X/Pw5)




No no. Rubus more to the left. The left!

Posted by: The Bluetit in the painting at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (veoSD)

42 > They wouldn't hold still for the roller.

That's what high-pressure spray guns are for.
Good luck with the patent, Hadrian.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:40 AM (Do2h6)

43 We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)

44 Bluetits On A Teasel



I thought it said Bluebell Teasing.

Regardless, it's very nice.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ftdxp)

45 Came here for tit jokes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ojX4B)

46 Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Rubus. Tits.

Dude, this is too easy. *points toward left field then steps into batters box*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (HaL55)

47 I just like looking at this one. Shut off the brain and just look. Peaceful.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (OyyDO)

48 not a fan of hairy tits


feathery, dunno

Posted by: REDACTED at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (rpxSz)

49 There are birds called tits & boobs, despite birds not having tits or boobs.
Posted by: josephistan at October 22, 2019 09:39 AM (7HtZB)


But they have breasts....like chickens. They got tasty breasts.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

50 Nice tits!

Sorry, I tried not to but I did it anyway.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (1XNk8)

51 > We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

When the bush and the tits get together, it's a probably a sign that you've had too many face lifts.
See: Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (Do2h6)

52 Wish me luck. A lot depends on the nature of what
the paper says. If it's chemistry related it may be reasonably easy. If
it's something like electrical engineering, it will be rockier.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)
Good luck! My uncle had many patent adventures, including finding out the hard way that you can't patent something you're already selling.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (fxCK2)

53
Looks to be rubus on lower right.

Rubus. Tits.

Dude, this is too easy. *points toward left field then steps into batters box*
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (HaL55)






*points to #41*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:42 AM (veoSD)

54 We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (PkVlr)


Insom. Take care of her tits, will you?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

55 The tits are calm.

Posted by: dantesed at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (88xKn)

56 Teasels are thorny.

Wouldn't want to make a tuffet out of them.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (1XNk8)

57 Somebody called nood tits I hope.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (NTkSq)

58 The natives would eat bluetits and thought of the breast meat as a delicacy.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:43 AM (Gvpa/)

59 Nikki Haley just sent out an email asking for money to enact term limits...

Right, Nikki.

Just because Pelosi continues to get elected in San Francisco we should make sure no elected official can remain in office as long as a Deep State bureaucrat. That will insure that the unelected scum who believe they know best for the country continue to rule from the shadows.

Posted by: jwest at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (U6f/q)

60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)

61 Ya giving me the Bird?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (cEsBM)

62 What a spectacular set of bluetits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (NVYyb)

63 Blue = sad.

The tits are sad.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (1XNk8)

64 35
It is Booby, not Boob. America has Bushtits btw.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (SkdFx)

65 45 Came here for tit jokes.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:41 AM (ojX4B)

can't wait til tomorrow

were doing the dik-dik

Posted by: PIERRE LUVS COQ at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (rpxSz)

66 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

67 Calming.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (jYnPD)

68 60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)

...and the cock crowed a third time.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (Gvpa/)

69 I really fucking hate people. Last night I was on the local news - nothing huge, just a story about Trebek's cancer returning aggressively, so they got some soundbites from Cleveland area contestants. I can post a link to it if anybody wants to see.

So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for the interview. Besides the fact that she's wrong (the reporter told me they had contacted 2 female contestants from the area but got no response), no mention that one of those stinking penised-humans was someone she knows, someone she should have been happy for that I got a tiny little bit of press again - she sure didn't mind taking the $300 that was her share of a prize we won as a team at a pub trivia event.

And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

70 > Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
Ahem.

Posted by: The English Fighting Cock at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (Do2h6)

71 69
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

=======

She sounds delightful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (q80AH)

72 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is
going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He
needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (OyyDO)

Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!

Posted by: Dear Comments at October 22, 2019 09:45 AM (vqIkG)

73 Tits do not grow on trees. But they like to hang out in them.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (jYnPD)

74 Those birds seem obsessed with their feet.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy



Poor little cross eyed buggers.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:46 AM (ftdxp)

75
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Look on the bright side, she's her own punishment.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (6GjnW)

76
We have a mess of Bush tits that torture my kitteh.

Posted by: Nurse ratched>>
Barbara, Jenna or Laura?

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (NTkSq)

77 This is the real reason God created Eve. Adam is
going around naming animals boobies, tits, and cocks, so God realizes He
needs to get him a date and fast.

Posted by: Kris


Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!
Posted by: Dear Comments


We won! We won!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (ftdxp)

78 "As useless as tits on a teasel" isn't a saying, but it should be.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (1XNk8)

79 this is gorgeous. thanks CBD.

Posted by: Moki at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (mFoNl)

80 America also has a species of bird called Dicksissel. So there.

Posted by: Glenn John at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (SkdFx)

81 Artist doesn*t know a thistle from a teasel. He could also use some clarification on tits.

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? Ask me for a list of local DNC offices at October 22, 2019 09:48 AM (2VADA)

82 Nice tits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 09:49 AM (jYnPD)

83 Look at this! You people have corrupted Kris.
For Shame!
Posted by: Dear Comments

----

Kris knew this was a possibility when she walked into this den of iniquity. In any case, the moose out front should have told her.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 22, 2019 09:49 AM (Y4EXg)

84 Google algorithms is wondering why the sudden upsurge in searches for "birds named after male genitalia."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1XNk8)

85 So pretty. Love the colors. I'd hang it in the entry.

Posted by: G. Gnome at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (al6UK)

86 Blue tits,green tits,I love them all
Captain James T. Kirk

Posted by: steevy at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (KNsKs)

87 Wasn't Dick Sissel one of the Dicks on Bewitched?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:51 AM (1XNk8)

88 Google algorithms is wondering why the sudden upsurge in searches for "birds named after male genitalia."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1XNk

wood pecker?

Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)

89 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)


People, like being poor, are miserable because they CHOOSE to be. Being happy can be reasonably simple, however, requires work.

Lazy mofo's are usually the most miserable. Why she's on FuckFacebook all the time, pissing about everything.

By the way, was she the cuunt with her tits out in Ace's last post yesterday?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

90 These are not the tits you're looking for.

Posted by: Audobon wan Kenobi at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (ejd/p)

91 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.





Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 09:53 AM (u6xw0)

92 "Radically Saved" Kanye Called Rap "The Devil's Music," Almost Quit Industry, Pastor Reveals

-
Is Kanye trying to attract a bullet? I mean, it was a good career move for Tupac and Biggie Smalls.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)

93 91 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.





Posted by: dananjcon at October 22, 2019 09:53 AM (u6xw0)

=========

Weeping with joy at the beauty of man's ability to capture the natural world?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (q80AH)

94 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates.


So.....she's available?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (C+We0)

95 Nice. Look like they might be related to chickadees.

And O/T, let's go, NATS!!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (ZuE4I)

96 The brilliant color and shading, beautifully silhouettes the natural form and grace of these tits.


I'll be in my bunk.


Ahh, a nature lover.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (HaL55)

97 78 "As useless as tits on a teasel" isn't a saying, but it should be.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:47 AM (1XNk

--------------------------------------------

A tit in the hand is worth two in the teasel.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 09:55 AM (HvR4z)

98 Is Kanye trying to attract a bullet? I mean, it was a good career move for Tupac and Biggie Smalls.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (+y/Ru)


Ya gotta do everything you can to take care of your family.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

99 And O/T, let's go, NATS!!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 22, 2019 09:54 AM (ZuE4I)


I heard on the radio this morning that the MLB hasn't reached out to The White House as of yet to have Trump throw out a first pitch.

C'mon, MLB. Don't be a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

100
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)






Maybe she should be more assertive and ask men out rather than sit on her ass and wait for them to get around to it. Womyn are caterwauling nowadays about how powerful they are, she should prove it by taking responsibility for her social life. It not a big social faux pas anymore, the 1940s are long gone.

Also, she might consider not being a cunt.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (veoSD)

101 C'mon, MLB. Don't be a bitch.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:56 AM (Zz0t1)

Too late.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (H8QX8)

102 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)

103
Looked at Thorburn's other work. Lovely pictures of birds and wildlife.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (7rVsF)

104 102 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)

==========

Quick! Buy Aerosols!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (q80AH)

105 This is wonderful. I love the use of golden earth tones against the vibrant blues of the birds. The poses of the birds are natural which makes the painting more appealing, at least to me. It isn't photo-realistic but is very accurate within a romantic setting. He even captures the lay of the feathers. And he did this with watercolors according to wiki.

If I could paint well enough, this is a scene I would love to do. Thanks for this one, CBD. I'll be checking out other paintings by this artist.

This is our 36th wedding anniversary. What a lovely image to start our day.

Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (bmdz3)

106 I can't believe I'm seeing this word on the ART thread!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (TdMsT)

107 wood pecker?
Posted by: BignJames at October 22, 2019 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)

Old American folklore had a story about one of the Founding Fathers having a pecker made out of wood.

Posted by: Roy at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Gvpa/)

108 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 22, 2019 09:57 AM (JFO2v)


I remember the good ole days when they had to band Styrofoam containers because breaking them caused the release of freon, which is heavier than air, to embiggen the hole in the ozone layer.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

109 So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for the interview."

so, she's just an attention whore. I've concluded that's what all these people who post up big public complaints on Zuckerbook are, they are desperate for people to see how virtuous they are, and stupid enough to think that playing the woke game is something worth doing. (well, it gets them attention)

Cut yourself off from people like that - you'll never be more than a character in the sad little drama they construct each day to get through the tedium of their lives.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Kpl3J)

110 Thornburn pondered in front of his easel
Whether a titmouse was some sort of weasel
He couldn't recall
Just said chuck it all
And painted two tits upon a teasel

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (wzVKm)

111 This was a commissioned work.
Called it The Tit Job.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (88+cf)

112 Bird portrait.

How did he get those birds to sit still for that long?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (Zz0t1)

113
Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)
You mean like the dickybird?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at October 22, 2019 10:00 AM (fxCK2)

114 These remind me of the box cover paintings of the Bachman "Birds of the World" model kits I started my model-building career with when I was 7 or 8. Some of you may remember those: plastic snap-together kits, many of the birds life-size, with a log-and-branch portion for them to perch on. They came with a paint palette, thinner, and a brush, and you painted them by the numbers on the instructions. Bachman had the bluebird, the Baltimore oriole, the robin, the goldfinch, and others, plus in a larger kit a parrot, with two paint palettes!

All for 98 cents (the parrot was 1.49, I think, or 1.9. Amazing.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (ClOmq)

115
Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (ojX4B)








I don't have feathers, but I'm game.

Posted by: Candiru the Penis Fish at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (veoSD)

116 I can't believe I'm seeing this word on the ART thread!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 09:58 AM (TdMsT)


Did you think you woke up in an alternate universe and this WASN'T The Horde?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

117 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Women are increasingly insane. My question, is why more me do not call them out on this shit, like Scorcese and Tarantino did. Bitchezz like this need a good verbal beatdown.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:02 AM (U7k5w)

118 "117
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates."
She'll finally find some man who will take her shit and she'll achieve her goal -- company in her misery.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (H8QX8)

119 I got invited to a cock fight once.
I stayed up all night greasing my zipper.

Posted by: Guy Who's Not Overly Bright at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (Do2h6)

120 WitchDoktor, lookin' for the silver lining!

Actually she teaches art history so you can learn some terminology for these threads.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (oZ6kz)

121 Women are increasingly insane. My question, is why more me do not call them out on this shit, like Scorcese and Tarantino did. Bitchezz like this need a good verbal beatdown.
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:02 AM (U7k5w)

Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

122 If you can't see how this painting proves Trump must be impeached then you are a Russian agent!

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (cXp0V)

123 Also, she might consider not being a cunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019


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Might be a bridge too far.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (ClOmq)

124 Global Warming now causing..wait..wait..wait

Hole in Ozone to shrink!

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My sister gave me a SoClean CPAP cleaner for my birthday. I just assumed it cleaned with water. Turns out, it cleans with Ozone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (+y/Ru)

125 I got invited to a cock fight once.
I stayed up all night greasing my zipper.

Posted by: Guy Who's Not Overly Bright at October 22, 2019 10:03 AM (Do2h6)


My sis-in-law used to work for a Dr. that raised fighting cocks and took them up to Oklahoma to make money.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

126 Wolfus: Which Baltimore Oriole? Brooks Robinson?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (oZ6kz)

127
Did you think you woke up in an alternate universe and this WASN'T The Horde?
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)


I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)

128 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?

Feminism really sold women a bill of goods.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)

129 I remember the good ole days when they had to band Styrofoam containers because breaking them caused the release of freon, which is heavier than air, to embiggen the hole in the ozone layer.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

Allow me to post a bit of double plus ungood anti-social and thoroughly deplorable opinion:

If the science is looked at honestly, it is quite easy to see that the "ozone hole" only "appeared" because a new satellite had been launched allowing measurements to be made in the southern polar regions. A theory was whipped up to explain why it had "just appeared", but in fact the data taken since suggests that it is a natural phenomena that has *always* been present, and that from time to time it grows larger or smaller due to natural conditions that man has nothing to do with.

Couple this observation with the fact that in the 80's, DuPont and other large manufacturers were losing their patents on freon and also on the designs of cheap refrigeration units that used simple coolants like that. Also note that the replacement materials and designs cost triple or quadruple what the original materials cost, and also had triple or quadruple the profit margins.

One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)

130 69
I really fucking hate people. Last night I was on the local news -
nothing huge, just a story about Trebek's cancer returning aggressively,
so they got some soundbites from Cleveland area contestants. I can post
a link to it if anybody wants to see.



So first thing I see this morning on Zuckerbook is a woman I know
complaining about sexism because they only got "humans with penises" for
the interview. Besides the fact that she's wrong (the reporter told me
they had contacted 2 female contestants from the area but got no
response), no mention that one of those stinking penised-humans was
someone she knows, someone she should have been happy for that I got a
tiny little bit of press again - she sure didn't mind taking the $300
that was her share of a prize we won as a team at a pub trivia event.



And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing
her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell
you're a cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)
Somebody should buy her 20 cats and tell her to go away. Quietly.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (N39Ws)

131 You did this just for the title, didn't you?"

Well, after this morning's thread...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (6qErC)

132
I thought manners were observed until noon!
Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)

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It's noon somewhere!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (HvR4z)

133 126 Wolfus: Which Baltimore Oriole? Brooks Robinson?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019


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No, just some birdbrain.

(Miss Linda continually says to me that "birds are smart." I say, "Okay, show me the wheel, penicillin, and air conditioning units in their bird nests." Silence.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (ClOmq)

134 My sis-in-law used to work for a Dr. that raised fighting cocks and took them up to Oklahoma to make money.

There were some folks right up the road from me in Huntspatch that had some gamecocks in pens. This was in town.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:07 AM (HaL55)

135
Also, she might consider not being a cunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019


People increasingly think they're entitled to something by virtue of being X and are infuriated that their sense of entitlement isn't fulfilled.

Whereas, adults understand that every day we have to earn what we get. The only thing you're entitled to, I've heard it said, is a Christian burial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 10:07 AM (7rVsF)

136 I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)


Ummm
About that.
I was supposed to tell you something but I forgot.

Posted by: The Moose out front at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (vqIkG)

137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (OyyDO)

138 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (Kpl3J)


My step-brother is a civilian contractor for the US Government / Military and does Atmospheric Science. He's known the "hole in the ozone layer" was a crock of shit for at LEAST the last 20.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

Get over that, women have always been just as likely as men to be assholes, and with the pussyhead movement, I believe we have eclipsed you completely. If we demand "equal treatment", ridicule and demolish our arguments the same as you would a man...then this bullshit would go away.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (U7k5w)

140 It's noon somewhere!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 22, 2019 10:06 AM (HvR4z)


I didn't think of that!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:08 AM (TdMsT)

141
60 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?
*******
Two words. Wood. Pecker.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (LCPmm)

142 Well, let's just assume that "bluetits" and "teasel" have already been thoroughly mocked. I like this one; it reminds me of my mom sitting in the backyard and pointing out the birds, whose species she knew on sight. Maybe not high art, but still pretty and calming.

Welcome to Tuesday Horde. Monday's done and you're chugging along. Here's hoping Murphy and Finagle give you a miss.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (RD7QR)

143 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.
Posted by: Tom Servo

The Conservative Case for why Big Corporations and the Government Can Run a Big Con on Regular People.

Let me show you this one stupid trick how Dupont conned us all out of a lot of money.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 22, 2019 10:11 AM (vcOmj)

144 137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

But if there's only one...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:11 AM (1XNk8)

145 *******
Two words. Wood. Pecker.
Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 22, 2019 10:10 AM (LCPmm)


Now we turn to our resident expert on Woodpeckers, Nurse Ratched. Nurse?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris>>
Probably an otter identifying as a tiger. They like to role play sometimes.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019 10:12 AM (NTkSq)

147

Watta bunch of Tit Teasels........................they need implants and better legs.Are they peckers or swallows?

Posted by: saf at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (5IHGB)

148 The Carter Center@CarterCenter
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter had a fall yesterday evening at his home in Plains, Ga. He has been admitted to Phoebe Sumter Medical Center for observation and treatment of a minor pelvic fracture. He is in good spirits and is looking forward to recovering at home.

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I suspect that the Jews pushed him.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)

149 It's the work of the Tasmanian Devil.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (1XNk8)

150 As for the art, it's lovely. I admire Thorburn's work, especially the pheasants and ptarmigans.

As for birds with male genitalia names, wood cocks comes to mind.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (U7k5w)

151 The campaign to blunt the IG report and Durham is in full gear.

Politico:

As part of that investigation, Barr and John Durham, the federal prosecutor he appointed to conduct it, have been probing a conspiracy theory for which there is little if any evidence, according to several people with knowledge of the matter: that a key player in the Russia probe, a professor named Joseph Mifsud, was actually a Western intelligence asset sent to discredit the Trump campaign -- and that the CIA, under Brennan, was somehow involved.

Posted by: WisRich at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (G0vdT)

152 Tits are icky!

Posted by: Pierre Delicto, Olympic Flouncer at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (Ndje9)

153 Damn, pelvic fracture. That blows.

Awright, heal up, Jimmah.

I do have a heart, after all.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:14 AM (1XNk8)

154 Barr's Notre Dame speech is back up on Yew Tewb.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IM87WMsrCWM

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:14 AM (0Oclf)

155 But if there's only one..."

Limbers up Winchester 30 - 30

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:15 AM (6qErC)

156 Did someone say bluetits?

Bait and switch -- drats!

Posted by: cpurick at October 22, 2019 10:15 AM (7YrFp)

157 155 But if there's only one..."

Limbers up Winchester 30 - 30

LOL! That sounds like a good tasmanian tiger caliber.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:16 AM (1XNk8)

158 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around.
Dang. Does kbdabear know you're putting up pictures of tits?
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 10:16 AM (axyOa)

159 137 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!
Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019


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Is it known to prefer Foster's beer?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (ClOmq)

160 Does anyone remember Rickl mentioning working for a printing Co?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (/curx)

161 That sounds like a good tasmanian tiger caliber."

Indeed.
*pulls up The Deplorable Gourmet index..."tiger, tasmanian"...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (6qErC)

162 Trudeau lost the popular vote by 1.4%.

AP's article this morning....no mention of it. Just that his victory was "not as convincing" as 2015.

Oddly enough no calls to abolish the Canadian electoral system either.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 22, 2019 10:18 AM (FiUMj)

163 Willowed from the ONT: Thanks for the advice on the PC. Too bad Windows
10 is a pestilence. I don't think I'll get another Lenovo. The people
who recommended it to me have older versions that are going strong. I
have a really old laptop that still works if it's plugged in but
operates on Win7, so I'll go back to that for my offline stuff.



Yes, Windows 10 is a pestilence. I had my 14 month old Dell crash on Saturday, and it took 3 hours with tech support and 8 hours in total to realize that I had to do a clean install. If I did not have a backup hard drive, I would have lost everything. So yeah, I am through with Dell and feel your pain.

BTW... my old Windows 7 laptop also works like a charm.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (2KYgn)

164 146 Good nature news? There may have been sightings of the Tasmanian Tiger thought to have gone extinct 80 years ago. Neat!

Posted by: Kris>>
Probably an otter identifying as a tiger. They like to role play sometimes.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 22, 2019


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We wouldn't shoot an otter. But if it pretends to be a tiger, it's fair game!

Posted by: Tiger Hunters in Tasmania at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)

165 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:19 AM (1XNk8)

166 -
I suspect that the Jews pushed him.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)


If the Jews gave a shit about that bastard, he'd not have a broken hip......he'd be skin free, in a box.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:20 AM (Zz0t1)

167 Very pretty. I like it, in spite of the fact that you picked it for the name alone.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 10:20 AM (aXucN)

168 I thought manners were observed until noon!

Posted by: Ladyl at October 22, 2019 10:05 AM (TdMsT)


Noon, much like 5 o'clock, is always somewhere.

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (88+cf)

169 Why aren't any birds named after male genitalia?


Cassowarries.

Um . . . what are we talking about again?

Posted by: Kindltot at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (fqM2k)

170 "One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now."Posted by: Tom Servo

ConGamesR'Us ... the fake academic studies, the fake science, the fake projects that cost double ... conning the public out of trillions "for our own good" has been the biggest game in DC for decades.


The Biden type payola was the norm ... academic frauds abound and collect billions ... military industrial complex theory expanded into everything. This is why the counties around DC are the richest in the nation. (and why infinite debt and monetary policy has served them, not us).


Ending that game is why impeachment can't be viewed in the same context as the past (Johnson, Nixon, Clinton) efforts. The DeepState enterprise has more control than ever, and Trump represents the existential threat (of the people rising up and having a voice).


This sedition/coup is an impeachment effort to protect their mafia (it could be argued that was the case with Nixon I guess, but not to this extent). None of the old rules apply ... it is globally (at least in The West) the people versus the (corrupt shadowy) powers that be.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (Cus5s)

171 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

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Oddly enough, we were just discussing Schopenhauer yesterday around here. He called it "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (5aX2M)

172 Another painting where I think the balance of the composition makes it subconsciously aesthetically pleasing.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (9YKBM)

173 P.J. O'Rourke ate dog, as recounted in his great book Holidays in Hell.

I couldn't do that either. He liked it, but asked the reader not to tell his german shepherd.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (1XNk8)

174 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
This is barbaric. A court has determined that a deranged lunatic mother can now force her 7 year old son to be a girl, and the father has to go along with it. Absolute madness.

. . . .

A jury has ruled against Jeffrey Younger, the father who is trying to protect his seven-year-old son, James, from chemical castration via a gender "transition." This means James' mother, Dr. Anne Georgulas, will be able to continue "transitioning" him into "Luna," $ and now has full authority to start h_im on puberty blockers and eventually cross-sex hormones.

The jury'*s decision likely means that Mr. Younger will be required to "affirm" James as a girl, despite his religious and moral objections, and will also be forced to take a class on transgenderism.


Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

175 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I
could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like
kitty.


Just take it to the nearest Chinese restaurant.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (HaL55)

176 165 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019


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I grew up believing per my mother that the meat of predators like lions and tigers has a strange taste, and that was why we don't normally eat them. Then I read in Jared Diamond that the reason we don't is basically economic. It would cost too much in prey animals, and their feed and everything, to raise a lion or a tiger just for food.

Diamond says he's had lion burger, and it's delicious.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (ClOmq)

177 Even though I've read that tiger is palatable, I just don't think I could. Psychosomatic or not, I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty.

Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: The Local Coyotes at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (2qPhT)

178 A tit in hand is worth two in the bush.


That's how that saying goes, right?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 22, 2019 10:23 AM (ojX4B)

179 Damn teasel is taking over the roadsides in northern Illinois. Now I know who to blame: bluetits crapping the seeds all over. We need to import the bluetits natural enemy: redtits. That'll fix it.

Posted by: gp, aka Placebo Delecto at October 22, 2019 10:23 AM (mk9aG)

180 The Barr video at Notre Dame is heartbreaking. So glad someone at AT found it. How long it will last is anyone's guess.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (0Oclf)

181 Used in a sentence:

The Senate GOP is about as useless as Bluetits On A Teasel.

Posted by: Jerry Mandring at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (moxby)

182 Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

And hence, she's willing to destroy this boy for her own aims.
Hopefully he appeals this travesty of a decision

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (U7k5w)

183 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

I was taught to protect women as the physically weaker sex. Now that's the pinnacle of misogyny.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (9YKBM)

184 Nice detail on the birds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (9Om/r)

185 And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a cunt?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)

Oooh, I've met these women. First thing they say: "All men are rapists!" Second thing they say: "There are no good men left!" Putting two and two together is not the strong suit of this type. There are plenty of good women out there just as there are plenty of bitchy women. Find the first, avoid the latter, and life will be peachy for everybody but the bitches.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (RD7QR)

186 "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.


Abgeschmackt means vulgar, literally "with the taste removed:.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (wzVKm)

187 Old English tæsel "large thistle used in teasing cloth,"

Kind of like carding, but, anyways, the word is closer to teasing than thistle.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (QrTqV)

188 "We not know whea you tiger is. Stop asking."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (HaL55)

189 30 ... Hadrian,
Best of luck with the application.

Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2019 10:26 AM (bmdz3)

190 174
God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

Read that this morning, on WZ. Absolute child abuse. Hard to believe they can force such things on a father like they are.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:26 AM (N39Ws)

191 I'm going to be thinking it tastes like kitty."

You've just guaranteed the attention of this morning's representative

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (6qErC)

192 Abgeschmackt means vulgar, literally "with the taste removed:.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (wzVKm)

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Yup - I came up with tasteless, but vulgar does a better job of capturing the negative connotation.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (5aX2M)

193 Barr and Durham have other investigative tools available to them, other than the FBI, don't they? I'm hoping they have military intelligence, their own investigators ... many other choices than submitting every investigative effort to (compromised and/or DeepState complicit) Wray and Haspel.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (Cus5s)

194 185
And this is somebody who constantly complains about men not noticing her
and bitching about not getting dates. Gee, maybe they can tell you're a
cunt?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 09:44 AM (oZ6kz)



Oooh, I've met these women. First thing they say: "All men are
rapists!" Second thing they say: "There are no good men left!" Putting
two and two together is not the strong suit of this type. There are
plenty of good women out there just as there are plenty of bitchy women.
Find the first, avoid the latter, and life will be peachy for everybody
but the bitches.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:25 AM (RD7QR)
She sounds like a real bunny boiler.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:27 AM (N39Ws)

195 189
30 ... Hadrian,

Best of luck with the application.

Posted by: JTB>>Yes, Hadrian - best of luck with this.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 10:28 AM (NTkSq)

196 wait if they used donor eggs, were they his sperm??!

in that case HE is the father, she is not the bio mom!

crazy

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 22, 2019 10:28 AM (Rarvo)

197 Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
Oh and icing on the cake: the demented lunatic of a "mother" isn't actually the mother. The child was conceived with donor eggs. She's not even biologically related to the kid.

https://bit.ly/2N6q7nB

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God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Dear Lord,

End it. End it now.
Amen.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 10:29 AM (ftdxp)

198 And hence, she's willing to destroy this boy for her own aims.

Hopefully he appeals this travesty of a decision



Sounds like she-- and perhaps others in this situation-- are suffering from Munchausen by proxy. Aka "she's mentally ill." Which the horde already knows.

Posted by: shibumi at October 22, 2019 10:29 AM (2KYgn)

199 Hadrian - I'm asking St. Joseph to intercede for you right now.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 10:29 AM (aXucN)

200 "Old American folklore had a story about one of the Founding Fathers having a pecker made out of wood."

Ben Franklin. He left a swathe of splinters through French society.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 22, 2019 10:30 AM (CArOj)

201 171 Because men are generally conditioned from childhood to both revere and fear women.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

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Oddly enough, we were just discussing Schopenhauer yesterday around here. He called it "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (5aX2M)

So what did Nietzsche think about Schopenhauer?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

202

Smurfette raises bluetits.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (aKsyK)

203 Read that this morning, on WZ. Absolute child abuse. Hard to believe they can force such things on a father like they are.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 22, 2019 10:26 AM (N39Ws)

If you've paid attention to what the divorce industry has been doing to fathers over the years, this doesn't come as much of a surprise.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (NWiLs)

204 Dear Lord,



End it. End it now.

Amen.


A good old-fashioned smiting would suffice. I recommend lightning.
Or the ever-popular "Pillar of salt" routine. Precise, does the job and spares the non-swimmers. Win-win!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (HaL55)

205 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.

It's almost openly admitted now that the whole ozone hole stunt was about DuPont needing to make more money. Which is why nobody believes global warming.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

206 84 Google algorithms is wondering why the sudden upsurge in searches for "birds named after male genitalia."
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 22, 2019 09:50 AM (1XNk


The throatwarbler mangrove, named after Pierre Unelecto.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (jYnPD)

207 Maybe the 'mother' wants her son to be a women's world champion cyclist.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (9YKBM)

208 God, I know you promised not to, but can we get just one more flood?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:22 AM (+y/Ru)

And hence, she's willing to destroy this boy for her own aims.
Hopefully he appeals this travesty of a decision
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:24 AM (U7k5w)



****

Damn.
The next thing people like her will want abortion up to the age of puberty.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)

209 > How did he get those birds to sit still for that long?

Superglue.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian asset) at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (Do2h6)

210 205 One might almost conclude that this is a massive con that has been running for over 40 years now.

It's almost openly admitted now that the whole ozone hole stunt was about DuPont needing to make more money. Which is why nobody believes global warming.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (ZGrMX)

=========

"What do you mean?"
-Academics refusing to write climate change papers against the consensus in order to secure more grant money

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (q80AH)

211 mr. creeper used to say he couldn't feel sorry for women. "After all," he maintained, "you control half the money and all the pussy."

I'm beginning to understand what he meant.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (0Oclf)

212 196 wait if they used donor eggs, were they his sperm??!

in that case HE is the father, she is not the bio mom!

crazy
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 22, 2019 10:28 AM (Rarvo)

And thus, she resents him.

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 10:33 AM (sm6Pk)

213 So what did Nietzsche think about Schopenhauer?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

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That his philosophy of "will to live" was sorta close to right, but fell short of describing man's true motives. Hence "will to power."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:33 AM (5aX2M)

214 Heya bluebell.

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:33 AM (s5Kql)

215 Barr and Durham have other investigative tools available to them, other than the FBI

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When you absolutely need to put away moms trying to get their kids in college or kids trying to get paid for being athletes, you want the FBI to investigate.

Everything else ... not so much.

Posted by: SH at October 22, 2019 10:33 AM (sX1BW)

216 *waves to creeper*

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:33 AM (s5Kql)

217 Nice detail on the birds.
Posted by: Berserker
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It's not too difficult, if you can find a way to make them hold still.

Posted by: James Audubon at October 22, 2019 10:34 AM (98WNR)

218 That his philosophy of "will to live" was sorta close to right, but fell short of describing man's true motives. Hence "will to power."
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A better summation is 'cold beer, wet pussy'.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:34 AM (yRAFu)

219 Hey there, SMH! Nice to see you and Ex-ex again.

Posted by: bluebell at October 22, 2019 10:34 AM (aXucN)

220 209 > How did he get those birds to sit still for that long?

Superglue.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian asset) at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (Do2h6)

Thorburn you bastard, we're gonna PECK you to death when we get out of here!

Posted by: The Bluetits at October 22, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)

221 There are always Titmouse's fluttering around our porch. Busy little creatures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 10:35 AM (98WNR)

222 Grassley thinks the IG report will be whitewashed.

Hmmm

Posted by: Wut at October 22, 2019 10:36 AM (keBn8)

223 Is bluetits what women get if they are all worked up and denied sex?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 22, 2019 10:36 AM (9YKBM)

224 This painting reminds me of the time that Mitt Romney saved a young seal stuck on Good Harbor Beach in Gloucester. He dove in the deep blue water from the deck of his yacht a mile offshore and seemingly within seconds rose up from the crashing waves and strode onto the white sand like a bronzed God. I will never forget how literally thousands of citizens gave him a standing ovation for at least twenty minutes as he cradled the seal in his manly arms and returned into the sea. Later, as the sun was going down, I saw him standing shirtless on the deck of his vessel, saluting us as he sailed away past Bass Rocks towards Brace Cove.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at October 22, 2019 10:36 AM (4Eo4+)

225 It's almost openly admitted now that the whole ozone hole stunt was about DuPont needing to make more money. "

Indeed. It's rather out in the open...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:36 AM (6qErC)

226 Hay, SMH! How was the MoMe?

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:37 AM (0Oclf)

227 Abgeschmackt means vulgar, literally "with the taste removed:.

The use of Weiber also shows he wasn't a fan.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 10:37 AM (g0Lfb)

228 So what did Nietzsche think about Schopenhauer?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019


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He thought that if he stared too long into Schopenhauer, Schopenhauer would stare into him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:38 AM (ClOmq)

229 > A better summation is 'cold beer, wet pussy'.

Red-hot women and ice-cold beer
And enough of both to last a year.

-- The New Riders of the Purple Sage or Thomas Aquinas, I forget which

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian asset) at October 22, 2019 10:39 AM (Do2h6)

230 Hence "will to power."

*cues up "baby I love your way/ freebird mashup"... and yes, there was much cocaine in the 80s...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 22, 2019 10:39 AM (6qErC)

231 It was very nice, creeper.

We're currently at our daughter's here in Killeen.

Heading back to IL Friday.

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:39 AM (s5Kql)

232 Oddly enough, we were just discussing Schopenhauer yesterday around here. He called it "abgeschmackten Weiberveneration" - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:21 AM (5aX2M)

Interesting. I wasn't aware of that. He isn't wrong about that either.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:39 AM (NWiLs)

233 "Bluetits, sugartits, whatever."

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (dXO0D)

234 160 ... " Does anyone remember Rickl mentioning working for a printing Co?"

Ben Had,
Mrs. JTB says he has talked about that but doesn't know any more.

Posted by: JTB at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (bmdz3)

235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

236 Wish me luck. A lot depends on the nature of what the paper says. If it's chemistry related it may be reasonably easy. If it's something like electrical engineering, it will be rockier.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 22, 2019 09:38 AM (7rVsF)

Knock 'em dead, kid!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (QugKX)

237 235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

...Again?

Posted by: Allie at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (sm6Pk)

238 I haven't read a single comment in this thread. I wonder if there have been any tit jokes.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (Uu+Jp)

239 the problem with the "out in the open" con job our government runs on multiple levels ... they still continue it, and it is still lucrative, and 50% of the population accept it. This is the phase of corruption where acceptance of the mafia becomes normalized, and punishment of deplorables for WrongThink is accepted.


We are at that crossroads ... but most of the rioting and propaganda is fabricated, funded by the left ... paid protesters, irate subway riders pull them down. ... tick tock, the mouse blew up the clock.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (Cus5s)

240 http://bit.ly/2W4TQl1
*******
Clinton Foundation Bilked $130 Million From Australia - After 2016 Election Directors Fled Country from Headquarters Housed in a Shack on a Dirt Road Outside Melbourne

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (BqBId)

241 238 I haven't read a single comment in this thread. I wonder if there have been any tit jokes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019


*
*

Either not enough, or too many.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (ClOmq)

242 Good morning!

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (2CZQA)

243 Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM


And this, kids, is why I stay out of Salem in October. Well, that and the hellish traffic. And the fact that I don't live next to Salem anymore...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (ejd/p)

244 235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

Again? These hags have the track record of an economist predicting recessions.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

245 Nice painting - will hang in house.

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (2CZQA)

246 Clinton Foundation Bilked $130 Million From Australia - After 2016 Election Directors Fled Country from Headquarters Housed in a Shack on a Dirt Road Outside Melbourne
Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (BqBId)


Chelsea should not've been allowed to breed.

We're fucked for GENERATIONS.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

247 "I haven't read a single comment in this thread. I wonder if there have been any tit jokes."

Nope


Not a one.

Trust my.


My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (cqNba)

248 https://fxn.ws/33Rl5BX
*******
Where is the FISA report? Anticipation builds as DOJ watchdog still hasn't released review | Fox News

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (BqBId)

249 - Christian culture's ingrained veneration of the wife and women. He was... not a fan.
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This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature to become its Athena. Remember, Romans were used to this and they decided what Catholicism was gonna be about. A straight read of the Bible doesn't do this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (yRAFu)

250
Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler


Break out the Metamucil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (aKsyK)

251 A binding spell? What do they want to bind him to exactly?

Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (2CZQA)

252 235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

If sympathetic magic were a real thing I'd learn it, then settle some scores with it.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

253 My word as a Biden.

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By far my favorite political phrase of 2019.

Posted by: SH at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (sX1BW)

254 We're fucked for GENERATIONS.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

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Don't worry.

We don't have that long left.

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (s5Kql)

255 JBT. Thanks, Tami and I are on a full out mission to find him.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (/curx)

256 Chelsea should not've been allowed to breed.

We're fucked for GENERATIONS.
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Web Hubbel's revenge.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:44 AM (yRAFu)

257 242 Good morning!
Posted by: IC at October 22, 2019 10:42 AM (2CZQA)

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:44 AM (NWiLs)

258 "A binding spell? What do they want to bind him to exactly?"

Somehow, this will trace back to Romney, and his bright ideas, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:44 AM (cqNba)

259 239 the problem with the "out in the open" con job our government runs on multiple levels ... they still continue it, and it is still lucrative, and 50% of the population accept it. This is the phase of corruption where acceptance of the mafia becomes normalized, and punishment of deplorables for WrongThink is accepted.


We are at that crossroads ... but most of the rioting and propaganda is fabricated, funded by the left ... paid protesters, irate subway riders pull them down. ... tick tock, the mouse blew up the clock.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 22, 2019 10:41 AM (Cus5s)

The stage where they just say "screw it" and go full feudal is when they break out the guns and kill the ones objecting to the thievery. We're not there but we're closing in.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:44 AM (RD7QR)

260 SMH, if you'll be anywhere near Tulsa I have a guest bedroom. It's yours if you need it.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (0Oclf)

261 Today is the anniversary of Doris Lessing's birth.

"Political correctness is the natural continuum from the party line. What we are seeing once again is a self appointed group of vigilantes imposing their views on others. It is a heritage of communism, but they don't seem to see this."

- Doris Lessing, 1992

"It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that to break a man's spirit is devil's work."

--Doris Lessing

-------------------------

That latter thing is a full time modus operandus of the Left. General Flynn, Roger Stone, and of course, PDT come to mind, but they do it to everyone.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (g0Lfb)

262 Damn.
The next thing people like her will want abortion up to the age of puberty.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 22, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)

Abortion, foreign adoption, surrogacy, and egg donors (the price for these donations can be pretty high, I know a former ivy league student who had $30k waved in her face) have turned kids into things and possessions. A couple my husband knows from bridge adopted a Chinese girl who they are turning into a guy. Hormone injections and breast removal are complete.
I'd like to spit on the graves of these "mothers".

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (U7k5w)

263 Chelsea should not've been allowed to breed.

We're fucked for GENERATIONS.
==========

She's a drooling mouthbreathing retard with a famous name. I can't imagine her hellspawn are any more gifted than she.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (vg8iE)

264 260 SMH, if you'll be anywhere near Tulsa I have a guest bedroom. It's yours if you need it.
Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (0Oclf)

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lol

Thanks, hun.

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (s5Kql)

265 235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)


Teh Cray-zee comes in many flavors.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (hLRSq)

266 I'd like to spit on the graves of these "mothers".
Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM (U7k5w)

I just came up with a name for them: "Mengele Moms."

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

267 I hadn't even finished counting ballots for my polling district last night when I learned the Liberals will be forming a minority government.

Do strippers have poling districts?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (Uu+Jp)

268 If Grassley thinks they're going to whitewash the IG report we'd better be paying attention. This man does not kid.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:47 AM (0Oclf)

269 This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature to become its Athena. Remember, Romans were used to this and they decided what Catholicism was gonna be about. A straight read of the Bible doesn't do this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (yRAFu)

The alleged Jewish Skekhinah (a sort of female Holy Spirit), proves this is pretty universal.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:47 AM (U7k5w)

270 The use of Weiber also shows he wasn't a fan.


It does. Also I missed yesterday's discussion and I just realized I know nothing of Schopenhauer.

Did he not like girls or just think the Mother Mary stuff was over the top?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (wzVKm)

271 252 235 Uh oh.

Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

If sympathetic magic were a real thing I'd learn it, then settle some scores with it.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (NWiLs)

At the exact time they do that, Trump should stand in a chalk circle holding a Silver Cross, while Diamond and Silk dance around the outside of it holding voodoo charms, and then they should broadcast them all singing the "I'm Rubber, You're Glue" song. Just to make the witches swallow their tongues and freak out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (Kpl3J)

272 267 I hadn't even finished counting ballots for my polling district last night when I learned the Liberals will be forming a minority government.

Do strippers have poling districts?
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (Uu+Jp)

Yeah, when I saw the Liberals had lost a majority I wondered what the Canadian procedure was. I guess they couldn't find a coalition partner?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

273 Thousands Of Witches To Cast 'Binding Spell' On Trump...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)


Teh Cray-zee comes in many flavors.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (hLRSq)

Now I have an image of Hillary dancing naked in the pale moonlight.
I've decided to fast until later.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 10:49 AM (Uu+Jp)

274 If Grassley thinks they're going to whitewash the IG report we'd better be paying attention. This man does not kid.
Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:47 AM (0Oclf)
*******
Yep that is why the Deep State/DemoCRAZY Party is shitting their pants

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:49 AM (BqBId)

275 She's a drooling mouthbreathing retard with a famous name. I can't imagine her hellspawn are any more gifted than she.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 22, 2019 10:45 AM


Ahem.

Kennedys.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 10:49 AM (ejd/p)

276 The alleged Jewish Skekhinah (a sort of female Holy Spirit), proves this is pretty universal.
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Why do Jewish men always divorce their Skekhinah for a Shiksa?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:49 AM (yRAFu)

277 I just came up with a name for them: "Mengele Moms."
Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)

And so they are. I doubt women would be so quick to chemically and physically mutilate their biological children. This pediatrician who wants to chemically castrate this boy, bought him. We live in evil times

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:50 AM (U7k5w)

278 "A binding spell? What do they want to bind him to exactly?"

Somehow, this will trace back to Romney, and his bright ideas, yes?

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They drive around in busses with dogs in crates tied to the roof chanting, "Pierre Delecto! Pierre Delecto!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)

279 http://bit.ly/2MEj1ra
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CROOKS: Lawless Democrats Will No Longer Allow GOP Lawmakers to View Transcripts from Impeachment Hearings (VIDEO)
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Weird Fucking way to act if they no the fix is in

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:50 AM (BqBId)

280 276 The alleged Jewish Skekhinah (a sort of female Holy Spirit), proves this is pretty universal.
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Why do Jewish men always divorce their Skekhinah for a Shiksa?
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:49 AM (yRAFu)

Because yentas.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (NWiLs)

281 If Grassley thinks they're going to whitewash the IG report we'd better be paying attention. This man does not kid.
Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:47 AM (0Oclf)


This bothers me tremendously.

Trump can declassify the redacted, can't he?

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (Zz0t1)

282 It does. Also I missed yesterday's discussion and I just realized I know nothing of Schopenhauer.

Did he not like girls or just think the Mother Mary stuff was over the top?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (wzVKm)



I always got the impression that German philosophy was for anti-social types - hermits, curmudgeons, misanthropes, Morris Dancers, offensive linemen, and baristas.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (hLRSq)

283 "Ahem.

Kennedys."

Kennedy's were more about marketing than ability.

Truth be told, I always felt that they labotomized the wrong Kennedy though.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (cqNba)

284 The alleged Jewish Skekhinah (a sort of female Holy Spirit), proves this is pretty universal.

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:47 AM (U7k5w)

That sounds like Kaballistic crap.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)

285 Does anyone remember Rickl mentioning working for a printing Co?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:17 AM (/curx)

Yes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (QugKX)

286 Tits, boobs, what a bunch of silly little Beavis-brained, junior-high locker-room humorists, the kind of rubes that would giggle at "Surprise Uranus."

Say, did you see that First Lady Melania Trump recently visited the Grand Tetons?

(siriuslly--linked in nic)

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-footed boob at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (RnSBy)

287 Lillith was more fun. She was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (Kpl3J)

288 I always got the impression that German philosophy was for anti-social types - hermits, curmudgeons, misanthropes, Morris Dancers, offensive linemen, and baristas.
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Did you forget Human Resource Personnel?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (yRAFu)

289 If sympathetic magic were a real thing I'd learn it, then settle some scores with it.
Posted by: Insomniac

Once you have achieved your revenge will your life be happier with what you have accomplished?

Posted by: Alice McD at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (2CtSR)

290 Say, did you see that First Lady Melania Trump recently visited the Grand Tetons?



I'll bet Donald did.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (ftdxp)

291
And here I expected Topless Smurfette.

I've been swindled!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (XbRRE)

292 AOP, Thanks, That is what I needed.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (/curx)

293 Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 10:50 AM (BqBId)

Then they aren't serious about going forward; they're just keeping the smoke machine going for their base.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (hLRSq)

294 This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature to become its Athena. Remember, Romans were used to this and they decided what Catholicism was gonna be about. A straight read of the Bible doesn't do this.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (yRAFu)



I see that Jack Chick is at it again and getting it all wrong.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (mpeBU)

295 282 It does. Also I missed yesterday's discussion and I just realized I know nothing of Schopenhauer.

Did he not like girls or just think the Mother Mary stuff was over the top?


Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (wzVKm)



I always got the impression that German philosophy was for anti-social types - hermits, curmudgeons, misanthropes, Morris Dancers, offensive linemen, and baristas.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (hLRSq)

Dude, as a board certified misanthrope I DEEPLY resent being lumped in with Morris dancers and baristas.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (RD7QR)

296 Hey Ben Had!

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (s5Kql)

297 This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature to become its Athena. Remember, Romans were used to this and they decided what Catholicism was gonna be about. A straight read of the Bible doesn't do this.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:43 AM (yRAFu)

In Renaissance art, Venus was an allegory for Mary. As the goddess of love, she was depicted demure and chaste. She represented true, pure, eternal love. That she was also the mother of the god of love helped. Artists left off the other aspects of Venus, like her infidelity and her tendency to walk around nekkid all the time.

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (OyyDO)

298 Yeah, when I saw the Liberals had lost a majority I wondered what the Canadian procedure was. I guess they couldn't find a coalition partner?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

I don't believe there's ever been a minority government in which the party with the most seats did not form government. I'm tired so brain is not at 100 percent.
I expect we'll be be back at it in 18 months.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (Uu+Jp)

299 Once you have achieved your revenge will your life be happier with what you have accomplished?
Posted by: Alice McD at October 22, 2019 10:53 AM (2CtSR)

Yes, I would be happier.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (NWiLs)

300 Kennedy's were more about marketing than ability.

Truth be told, I always felt that they labotomized the wrong Kennedy though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM


Exactly, which is why we might lose our (very) junior senator, Mr. Frosty, to the latest Kennedy spawn. Clintons, otoh, strike me as being all about the graft. Once the party pitches Bill and Hill, Chelsea will be on her own.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (ejd/p)

301 The next thing people like her will want abortion up to the age of puberty.

Nobody wants blood that is that old. Up to about two or three years is reasonable.

Posted by: Hillary! at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (QrTqV)

302 Did you forget Human Resource Personnel?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (yRAFu)


I always thought they were frustrated serial killers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (hLRSq)

303 Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.

RS has Joe Cocker at #97, but they can't bring themselves to actually print his name. It's listed like this:

97. Joe ****er

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (sWM8x)

304 SMH, Good Morning and hugs to you and EX-EX.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (/curx)

305 I suspect Schopenhauer's problem with Catholicism was Lutheranism.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (RD7QR)

306
If Grassley thinks they're going to whitewash the IG report we'd better be paying attention. This man does not kid.


I'd suggest to Grassley that he begin exerting some pressure on those slimy congressprogs to not do that.

How about getting to work doing the right thing for once?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (HaL55)

307 Did he not like girls or just think the Mother Mary stuff was over the top?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (wzVKm)

-----

He was pretty misogynistic. Women's place is to serve and obey men, period.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (5aX2M)

308 302 Did you forget Human Resource Personnel?

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:52 AM (yRAFu)


I always thought they were frustrated serial killers.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (hLRSq)

They're would-be concentration camp guards.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (NWiLs)

309 Skekhinah

From Britannica
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Shekhina

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (EXxge)

310 224 ... saluting us as he sailed away past Bass Rocks towards Brace
Cove.


that's just the other side of parenthesis point, isn't it?

Posted by: Anachronda at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (sGtp+)

311 I see that Jack Chick is at it again and getting it all wrong.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2019 10:54 AM (mpeBU)

Dontcha know it's the Catholic countries which are all feminist and secular.

Odd to specifiy Catholic and ignore Orthodox, Coptic, etc.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (6GjnW)

312 He was pretty misogynistic. Women's place is to serve and obey men, period.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 22, 2019 10:56 AM (5aX2M)

---

Can see why he'd have fans here...

Posted by: SMH at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (s5Kql)

313 Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.

RS has Joe Cocker at #97, but they can't bring themselves to actually print his name. It's listed like this:

97. Joe ****er

-
He was cock blocked.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (+y/Ru)

314 303 Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.

RS has Joe Cocker at #97, but they can't bring themselves to actually print his name. It's listed like this:

97. Joe ****er
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (sWM8x)

Joe Cocker couldn't sing for shit. He sounded like a retard gargling caltrops.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (NWiLs)

315 Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.

RS has Joe Cocker at #97, but they can't bring themselves to actually print his name. It's listed like this:

97. Joe ****er
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 10:55 AM (sWM8x)

Racist!

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (NFEMn)

316 I think where the Jews went wrong was misunderstanding the moral of the Garden of Eden. The snake in Akkad was the representation of all water on earth; that all visible water was connected to a giant snake that slithered throughout the world (which was flat). When Eve is tempted by the serpant she is merely pointing out that life would be better if we settled down near a reliable watering spot and cease all this hunting and gathering and wandering. Somehow the Jews figured it was about them being cuckholded by their slutty womynz.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (yRAFu)

317 So the NYT admits in writing that the Deep State exists.

Judging by the fact that the comments are now closed, I expect that the comments were not going their way.

Oddly enough, the NYT 'Pick" comment is rather spot on.

https://nyti.ms/2MEuOG9

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (cqNba)

318 In Renaissance art, Venus was an allegory for Mary. As the goddess of love, she was depicted demure and chaste. "

I never thought of Venus on the halfshell, by Botticelli, as particularly "demure". Hubba hubba!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

319 That sounds like Kaballistic crap.


Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)

Because it is.

Posted by: reason at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (XiVKO)

320 That sounds like Kaballistic crap.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 22, 2019 10:51 AM (wYseH)

I think it's paganistic. It's why we left our congregation, that and the LGBTQ crap (which is also being driven by the pussyhead faction). When you have to have a nametag with your "pronouns", the congregation has moved into insanity

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (U7k5w)

321 G' morning, BenHad. I had a great time at the Texas MoMe. You might not have seen me but my heart was there with you. Thanks so much for doing this.

Posted by: creeper at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (0Oclf)

322
Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.

RS has Joe Cocker at #97, but they can't bring themselves to actually print his name. It's listed like this:

97. Joe ****er
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis


Are they sure it's not Joe n-word?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (aKsyK)

323 >>Women's place is to serve and obey men, period.

This guy got it.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (ZLI7S)

324 **** Cheney.

Is this how it works now?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (2exXg)

325 D*** Trickle

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (NFEMn)

326 creeper, darling you were in all of our hearts.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 22, 2019 10:59 AM (/curx)

327 Jack Chick was right about Dungeons and Dragons though - once I learned to cast real spells, I was Satan's bitch.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 22, 2019 10:59 AM (oZ6kz)

328 How about Cox?
Is that too close for comfort?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 10:59 AM (NFEMn)

329 I liked the Bond film Octo*****.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 22, 2019 10:59 AM (2exXg)

330 Jack Chick comics were a hoot though....

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 11:00 AM (NFEMn)

331 Steven Green has a post at PJ Media about Rolling Stone's list of the 100 best singers.



RS has Joe Cocker at #97


Who did they list as #1?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 11:00 AM (lwiT4)

332 Hadrian - Keep us informed. Are you doing this on a consulting basis?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (OiC69)

333 Is it now James W**d?

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (Uu+Jp)

334 Joe Asterisker? Who's he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (HaL55)

335 Cool painting. As a kid one of the first things I started drawing seriously was birds. I would copy Audubon and others, and meticulously try to make them accurate. Also learned a lot about birds, most which I have since forgotten.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (xPJvm)

336 All the water as a snake?

Midgard Serpent ...

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (EXxge)

337 Are we allowed to speak of CoUNTries?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (NFEMn)

338 332 Hadrian - Keep us informed. Are you doing this on a consulting basis?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 22, 2019 11:01 AM (OiC69)

I think it's more like an audition.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (NWiLs)

339 The IG report will be just like the state dept Clinton email review.

Hundreds of violations and no indictments.

You're delusional if you think justice is coming.

Posted by: Wut at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (keBn8)

340 The snake in Akkad was the representation of all water on earth; that all visible water was connected to a giant snake that slithered throughout the world (which was flat). - (But the Snake was in Akkad's Pants!!)

When Eve is tempted by the serpant... (Oh Come On Now. We know what that was ALL about)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)

341 Thistledew.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (AURKQ)

342 Who did they list as #1?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 11:00 AM (lwiT4)

Probably Elvis

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)

343 I went to a Kaballa wedding in a masonic temple once. That was....different.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

344 CROOKS: Lawless Democrats Will No Longer Allow GOP Lawmakers to View Transcripts from Impeachment Hearings (VIDEO)


How on earth do they get away with this nonsense?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (0CeRG)

345 This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature to become its Athena. Remember, Romans were used to this and they decided what Catholicism was gonna be about. A straight read of the Bible doesn't do this.
Posted by: Puddin Head


It's going to be one of THOSE days, I see.

/starts sharpening knives

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (AM1GF)

346 Who did they list as #1?
---
Aretha Franklin

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (sWM8x)

347 Probably Elvis

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (NFEMn)



I could live with that.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (lwiT4)

348 >>The IG report will be just like the state dept Clinton email review.

>>Hundreds of violations and no indictments.

>>You're delusional if you think justice is coming.

Since the IG doesn't have the power to indict that's a pretty safe bet.

Seriously, after all this time do people still not understand what an IG does?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

349 Posted by: Wut at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (keBn
******
Yes Sweetheart!

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (BqBId)

350 Oddly enough, the NYT 'Pick" comment is rather spot on.

https://nyti.ms/2MEuOG9


I liked a sentence in a comment further down: "Bureaucrats are not elected"

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (QrTqV)

351 325 D*** Trickle
Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 10:58 AM (NFEMn)

Harry G*nt

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (AURKQ)

352 The whole serpent/tree thing was God looking down and thinking "You know, everything's going great, the humans are happy, it's peaceful, idyllic and serene. I should fuck it all up and make them miserable!"

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

353 "Jack Chick comics were a hoot though...."

I remembered the name from my childhood.
And went looking around just now.

I think from 1999.

Yet oddly relevant.
https://www.chick.com/products/tract?stk=0042

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (cqNba)

354 Aretha Franklin

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (sWM8x)



She was good, but a lot of the time she was carried by her backup singers.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (lwiT4)

355 This painting is Blue**** On A Teasel.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (+y/Ru)

356 Joe Asterisker? Who's he?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him


He opened for John Cougar Ampersand at the Charles Shwa Center in 19xx.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (AM1GF)

357 [ui]
How on earth do they get away with this nonsense?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (0CeRG)

Opposition is racist.

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (Zz0t1)

358 noodlum

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (NTkSq)

359

David Burge
@iowahawkblog

fun fact: getting all pissed and debating Rolling Stone's rankings of things is doing exactly what Rolling Stone wants you to do

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK)

360 Aretha Franklin
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (sWM8x)

Blech. I thought she was shrill and loud, hollering more than singing.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (xPJvm)

361 Some people believe the IG has the sympathetic magic to actually cause indictments it seems.

"Magic missile!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (EXxge)

362 343 I went to a Kaballa wedding in a masonic temple once. That was....different.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

Did they wear fezes and drive those tiny cars too?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (NWiLs)

363 David Burge
@iowahawkblog

fun fact: getting all pissed and debating Rolling Stone's rankings of things is doing exactly what Rolling Stone wants you to do

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (aKsyK)


Just like terrorists!

Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 11:05 AM (Zz0t1)

364 348 Seriously, after all this time do people still not understand what an IG does?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

===========

He delivers presents on Christmas, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 11:06 AM (q80AH)

365 Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (ZLI7


I didn't say the IG indicts.

I said no indictments and there aren't.

He can refer.

I said justice isn't coming and it's not.

Posted by: Wut at October 22, 2019 11:06 AM (keBn8)

366 Have you met the monkey in the house?

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=383871

Posted by: mindful webworker - blue-footed boob at October 22, 2019 11:06 AM (RnSBy)

367 CROOKS: Lawless Democrats Will No Longer Allow GOP Lawmakers to View Transcripts from Impeachment Hearings

Then these are not impeachment hearings- they're just bitch sessions.

Posted by: t-bird at October 22, 2019 11:07 AM (C78No)

368 352 The whole serpent/tree thing was God looking down and thinking "You know, everything's going great, the humans are happy, it's peaceful, idyllic and serene. I should fuck it all up and make them miserable!"

Posted by: Insomniac at October 22, 2019 11:04 AM (NWiLs)

Look guys, it's not complicated. The temptation "to be like God" is spelled out. Pride. Man then listens to his wife instead of God, completing the Fall. These are two very common roles, woman as usurper, man going along with it.

Posted by: Someguy at October 22, 2019 11:07 AM (6GjnW)

369
My sis-in-law used to work for a Dr. that raised fighting cocks and took them up to Oklahoma to make money.
Posted by: Sponge at October 22, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)







Should have changed it to your sis-in-law working for a mohel. It wouldn't be as accurate, but it'd be a hell of a lot funnier.

Never pass up the opportunity to lie in the service of comedy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 22, 2019 11:07 AM (veoSD)

370 348 Seriously, after all this time do people still not understand what an IG does?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (ZLI7S)

===========

He delivers presents on Christmas, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Facehugger at October 22, 2019 11:06 AM (q80AH)

No, that's Fitzmas

Posted by: JoeF. at October 22, 2019 11:07 AM (NFEMn)

371 An IG report whitewashes the agency?

Posted by: CN at October 22, 2019 11:07 AM (U7k5w)

372 343 I went to a Kaballa wedding in a masonic temple once. That was....different.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 11:02 AM (nRWPy)

I strongly recommend the tour of the Masonic temple in Alexandria, VA. Fascinating peek.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 11:09 AM (RD7QR)

373 318 In Renaissance art, Venus was an allegory for Mary. As the goddess of love, she was depicted demure and chaste. "

I never thought of Venus on the halfshell, by Botticelli, as particularly "demure". Hubba hubba!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 22, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)

I think that one is more of a case of Venus being Venus, although Botticelli was very religious, so it's a tough call. A better example might be his "Primavera".

Posted by: Kris at October 22, 2019 11:10 AM (OyyDO)

374 Yeah, when I saw the Liberals had lost a majority I wondered what the Canadian procedure was. I guess they couldn't find a coalition partner?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 22, 2019 10:48 AM (RD7QR)

No, it means they have to find a coalition partner, but really not even that. There are enough other leftists in the House of Commons that the Libs will get support without a formal coalition. That's how minority governments work.

What will bring the Libs down is to lose a vote on a money bill, or else a formal motion of non-confidence.

What the Conservatives need to do right now is find a better leader. They could have had this, but their campaign was a snoozefest.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 22, 2019 11:10 AM (QugKX)

375 This has more to do with Catholicism raising Mary to goddess stature.

Except that's not the theology at all. It's actually straight forward. If you admit original sin, you would believe that God didn't incarnate Himself through a woman in original sin. Without sin and with her obedience and assent that woman would attain the beatific vision readily. Even when I wasn't a Catholic, I never understood the reasoning behind denigrating Mary. Seems something Jesus wouldn't like.

A goddess would have power, so how is Mary raised to the stature of a goddess? She's not worshipped.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 11:10 AM (nRWPy)

376
A goddess would have power, so how is Mary raised to the stature of a goddess? She's not worshipped.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 22, 2019 11:10 AM (nRWPy)




He's a foaming at the mouth anti-Catholic. He's written some straight up Jack Chick crap about the Catholic Church here and for some reason is given a pass on it.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 22, 2019 11:17 AM (kw5n8)

377

All good and all bad can be attributed to ONE thing granted humanity.

That is free will.

It is and has been both blessing and bane of mankind.

Posted by: irongrampa at October 22, 2019 11:20 AM (KATBx)

378 "Jack Chick was right about Dungeons and Dragons though - once I learned to cast real spells, I was Satan's bitch."

Bigby's Grasping Hand got me through puberty.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 22, 2019 11:28 AM (CArOj)

379 This is just GREAT !

We FINALLY get to see some tits and I ain't here !

Posted by: JT at October 22, 2019 11:32 AM (arJlL)

380 Lovely painting:

I am much more interested in bluetits the birds than in the mammaries of most women. That's because I am heterosexual 'ette and not a moron.

What I don't quite get is how people went from birds to the role of Mary, but I do not intend to go back and read the whole thing and I am fatigued by theological diatribes between Catholics and Protestants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 22, 2019 12:12 PM (j0JAA)

381 Blue Tits have been known to pick open the tops of Milk Bottles and drink off the cream not such dumb birds they are and the Green Heron used bait

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 22, 2019 04:39 PM (wGqjj)

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