The Morning Rant

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"Ever wonder if you may be a cuck? Here are some warning signs:

"If you call yourself 'conservative' but sort of wink your eye when you say it...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever written a think piece that starts out 'The conservative case for...', you may be a cuck.

"If you think Bill Kristol is a great thinker...you may be a cuck.

"If your name is Mitt Romney...you may be a cuck.

"If the only enemies you see are on your right...you may be a cuck.

"If you're in favor of open borders, but live in a gated community...you may be a cuck.

"If your answer to heading-to-socialism-at-90-mph is heading-to-socialism-at-40-mph...you may be a cuck.

"If you think that if you play nice, they won't eat you...you may be a cuck.

"If you dislike social issues conservatives more than you do the mainstream media...you may be a cuck.

"If you always say, "we must pick our battles" but never see any battles good enough to pick...you may be a cuck.

"If the only time anyone hears your voice is when you're attacking other conservatives...you may be a cuck.

"If you write for the New York Times...you may be a cuck.

"If you're more appalled by Trump's mean tweets than by big tech's efforts to de-platform conservatives...you may be a cuck.

"If you're comfortable with being in a permanent minority as long as you keep getting paid...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever hit up a left-wing billionaire for money to start a 'conservative' newsletter...you may be a cuck.

"If you've ever delivered a policy speech from the lido deck...you may be a cuck.

"If you think your apology means they forgive you...you may be a cuck.

"If you think things will go back to the way they were after Trump is gone...you may be a cuck.

"Finally, if your highest ambition in life is to lose nobly...you may be a cuck."

(h/t Jeff Foxworthy)




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Meanwhile, At the Democratic Debate:

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"Toxic fan culture."



Who Dis:

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For the 'Ettes:

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Wednesday's celebs: Somehow, I had it in what is left of my mind that Signourney Weaver is the daughter of actor Fritz Weaver, and I thought it would be fun to do a father/daughter 'who dis' thing using them. So after I had gathered some Fritz photos, I thought, you know, I'd better check to verify that my connection is correct. Naturally, I found out it's not, and gave thanks that I saved myself from a boneheaded mistake. But I did find out that Ms. Weaver's mother is Elizabeth Inglis, who was an up and coming British actress in the 1940s. Shortly after WWII, she married TV producer Sylvester Weaver (Your Show of Shows) and cut short her acting career to be a full-time mom. Probably mentored daughter Sigourney real good, I'll bet. And, of course, the hunk is Michael Biehn, who battled extra-terrestrial monsters with Mrs. Weaver's daughter in Aliens. Inglis also had an uncredited part in the extended edition of Aliens as Ripley's all-grown-up-and-now-deceased daughter.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Lemon Meringue Pie:

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Thank you to all you 'rons and 'ettes for sending me suggestions. Just so everybody knows, I am always open for celebrity 'who dis', food pr0n and shoe pr0n suggestions. You can e-mail suggestions to me at my AoSHQ nic at yahoo.

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1 First!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:14 AM (qC1Sy)

2 Hah, boldly going where no moron has gone before!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:15 AM (qC1Sy)

3 meep meep !

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)

4 Happy Friday y'all.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (Z1ykJ)

5 The ball gag on the snake is a devious and wonderful touch.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (RD7QR)

6 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.



Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

7 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (sE4m0)

8 Is that Rod Steiger?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (Ct55T)

9

Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n8)

10 7 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (sE4m0)


I wondered about that. We'll see what the 'ettes think.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (e8/pY)

11 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (B+t5k)

12 Damn it, I know I've seen the whodis dude in a couple of movies.The girl I have no idea.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (wtvvX)

13 Liz Taylor?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (dfRN6)

14 Friday Ape is best ape.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (KUaJL)

15 9

Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n

By George I think you've got it.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (RD7QR)

16 Klaatu!



Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

17 The ball-gagged snake just made me LOL at work.

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (eAZVt)

18 9
Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n


Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

19 Klatu Barada Nikto

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (X/Pw5)

20 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.
Posted by: garrett


Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.
Posted by: Archer


'Cept for wild hogs. Then it's just eradication and happy dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (sE4m0)

21 Oh, that is Simmons...

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (dfRN6)

22 I have never heard of either of those people or that movie...

Dang.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (Ct55T)

23 11
hola chamucos y chamucas


Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (B+t5k)


Shouldn't that be chamucx???

Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

24 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

25 Most CFM shoes are the ones with the Pink Pointy Toes! They SCREAM CFM!

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (JFO2v)

26 13 Liz Taylor?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (dfRN6)


No. See #9.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

27 Simmons was fine in Spartacus

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (YZHiS)

28 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

dammit

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (X/Pw5)

29 Cubic Feet per Minute?

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (eAZVt)

30 'Cept for wild hogs. Then it's just eradication and happy dance.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (sE4m0)

How about the little ones? They should taste great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (wYseH)

31 Shouldn't that be chamucx???
Posted by: Tex Lovera at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (wtvvX)

Sounds like a town in Belgium...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Ct55T)

32 Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM (gmo/4)

----------------

Oh, so that's what I was supposed to say!

Posted by: Ash Williams at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (qC1Sy)

33 6 I feel bad every time I kill. Deer, Antelope...whatever. It's a solemn exchange.



Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ypTww)

Me too. The proper respect for the taking of an animal for meat. The heart of a hunter.


Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

I'm not a hunter. I'm not even remotely opposed but I've just never taken it up.
I watched a Netflix series called Meateater that had me thinking about the virtue of hunting. I think there's value to killing the animal that provides your meat.
If I was younger I might learn how to hunt.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

34 Simmons was fine in Spartacus

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (YZHiS)

I think his exercise videos are crap, and I find his hair really obnoxious.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (wYseH)

35 It's amazing how their failures are always somebody else's fault, isn't it?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (J+mig)

36 How about the little ones? They should taste great!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Anything about 120 lbs and down are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (sE4m0)

37 Oh, so that's what I was supposed to say!

Posted by: Ash Williams at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (qC1Sy)

see the light, now?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (X/Pw5)

38 I always get Jean Simmons and Jennifer Jones mixed up.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (COzlW)

39 Gene Simmons used to be a Woman ?

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (BqBId)

40 24 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

See Hindenberg and Ludendorff basically becoming military dictators of Germany during WWI.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

41 The dude is Michael Rennie. Betty White used to talk about what a huge crush she had on him.
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch



During the silent film era?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (sE4m0)

42
The guy is Michael Remmie? spelling? From The Day the Earth Stood Still....

The gal is..... from Big Country with Gregory Peck and Burl Ives... don't know her name but she was feisty in the movie.

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (sImUt)

43 Anything about 120 lbs and down are.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:22 AM (sE4m0)

Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

44 Jean Simmons looks completely different with her KISS make up off, hmmm

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (5l6gb)

45 I watched PDT in Dallas last night.

I am so proud to have him as my President. I am so happy someone on our side is finally ready to fight. I wish he would start throwing people in jail though, 3am raids, sic the IRS on 'em, freeze all their assets... Use the dem playbook, they made the rules afterall.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (d7Ww2)

46 That is a handsome woman is the first pic.

Posted by: CPT Picard at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (1g7ch)

47 29 Cubic Feet per Minute?

Posted by: Chris M at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (eAZVt)


No, I think it means 'Come F* Me.' I.e. any woman who wears shoes like that is a slut who wants it real bad.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (e8/pY)

48 Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (wYseH)

Whole Foods.

Oh wait, "for meat" you said.... uhh.....

dunno.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (Ct55T)

49 Michael Rennie was cool in "The Day the Earth Stood Still." I loved that movie when I was a kid and saw it on TV.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (vD+o9)

50 My current crush:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uhm-cHA1e-Q

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (qBdNM)

51 Nah Tex, I'm old school

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (B+t5k)

52 46 That is a handsome woman is the first pic.
Posted by: CPT Picard at October 18, 2019 11:24 AM (1g7ch)


Isn't she, though? Just gorgeous.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (e8/pY)

53 That cuck thing describes 90% of the Republican Party in congress.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (mpXpK)

54 Oh, and I almost morted a pair of deer driving home last night. It's a damn good thing the woman behind me had just put down her phone and was actually paying attention. We could use a little more hunting for meat if you ask me.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

55 That's Gene Simmons?


I thought he would be taller.

And not female.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (cqNba)

56 Does this mean I could invent a shoe that changes colors and save the planet?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)

57
damn. Michael Rennie...not Remmie. oh well, you all beat me to it anyway....

Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (sImUt)

58 I wanted to click for MORE shoes, dammit.

Posted by: Imelda Marcos at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (vWMNq)

59 Photo 4 of the dude is totes ghey.

I just figured he was being a Three Musketeer.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (CDGwz)

60 You would think I would know Jean Simmons.

The fellow is Michael Rennie, whom I know from the awful movie Desiree, which doesn't hold a candle to Abel Gance's Napoleon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)

61 > Gene Simmons used to be a Woman ?

He looks way different without the KISS makeup and leather gear, doesn't he?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Do2h6)

62 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.



Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

63 We could use a little more hunting for meat if you ask me.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

They are all over Bergen county. I see dead deer almost every day on the highways.

It's sad, and an incredible waste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

64 > I thought he would be taller.

Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)

65 If we could ever learn the same about lawyers making law...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (1g7ch)

I've made that point many times. Allowing lawyers to make laws is like hiring the fox to design security for the chicken coop.

If I were making a new Amendment that was guaranteed to pass, mine would read "No lawyer, judge, or any other person who has made their career at the law, or passed a bar exam, shall be electable to the legislative branch."

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (J+mig)

66 Lemon Meringue pie.

Great, now I want some, yet, there's no way to get a decent lemon meringue pie short of making it myself.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (qC1Sy)

67 there are several movies on RTomatoes doing better with audiences than with critics. Zombieland 2, Jexi, Maleficent 2, Gemini Man, Addams Family, Joker

the one that isn't so popular as the critics claim? Hustlers.

you have to click "buy tickets" to see the contrast.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (PEQpV)

68 "Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage. "

Fair point.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (cqNba)

69 I thought he would be taller.

Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)


Robert DeNiro?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (aS1PU)

70 They are all over Bergen county. I see dead deer almost every day on the highways.

It's sad, and an incredible waste.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (wYseH)

Import some mountain lions.

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (X/Pw5)

71 Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:16 AM (gmo/4)

I'm not a hunter. I'm not even remotely opposed but I've just never taken it up.
I watched a Netflix series called Meateater that had me thinking about the virtue of hunting. I think there's value to killing the animal that provides your meat.
If I was younger I might learn how to hunt.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at October 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Uu+Jp)

I'm no hunter either - it just looks like too much time and effort to me - but I'll fight to the death to defend hunting. One, people should be free to pursue their own hobbies so long as they aren't endangering others. Two, they are providing a free public service. If you have overpopulation of animals you begin to run into problems. And three, even though I do not hunt, the next time I see a coyote around here, it's mine. They cause no end of problems for the locals.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (qBdNM)

72 Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)

I think those are just plain sneakers.

https://tinyurl.com/y5fnswjb

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:28 AM (wYseH)

73 62
62
I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word
cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the
Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.



Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.









Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

No, he did want to see the word c*nt.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)

74 60 You would think I would know Jean Simmons.

The fellow is Michael Rennie, whom I know from the awful movie Desiree, which doesn't hold a candle to Abel Gance's Napoleon.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (Ki5SV)


Wait, you, of all people, didn't recognize Jean Simmons??

Dude. You must be losing your grip.

Heh.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (e8/pY)

75 Where is the best hunting? For meat, not eradication?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Same place as eradication. With eradication, you are just trying to kill as many as you can.

If you want to get picky, as in getting one for the smoker, just aim for the one you want.

Otherwise, mag dump on the group. Because they are going to be hauling ass as soon as that first round touches off.

Groups will have every thing from 200 lb+ hogs down to bacon seeds. (Piglets) They will drop 8 to 10 babies, three times a year. And then the babies will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (sE4m0)

76 That's Klatu

Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (UFP4C)

77 That's the Cucks-Den Flag.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (CDGwz)

78 Dude. You must be losing your grip.

Heh.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (e8/pY)

HE IS MAKING A REFERENCE TO MASTURBATION

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISSBERGER at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (Ct55T)

79 where's Pete ?

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (B+t5k)

80 "Allowing lawyers to make laws is like hiring the fox to design security for the chicken coop. "

I am in IT. that is exactly what cyber security firms do, hire white hat hackers to outwit Boris and Natasha.

yes, you get a lawyer to lawyer-proof legislation.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (PEQpV)

81 Here is a pretty alarming article out this morning from WaPo that says DHS & CBP are seeing a sudden and large increase in *MEXICANS* now claiming asylum in the U.S. ...

https://t.co/3tGnMxuxzk?amp=1

Rumors are going around that now the U.S. is accepting Mexicans for fear of violence. Big problemo! Mexico is really fucking violent right now... and it has 180 million people. Article says admin has no plan about what the fuck to do if the trend accelerates.

Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2019 11:30 AM (Xqo6t)

82 56 Does this mean I could invent a shoe that changes colors and save the planet?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:25 AM (xfb67)


I think we will soon have fabrics that are screens - and will change color/pattern based on software.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (9VeU0)

83 Groups will have every thing from 200 lb+ hogs down
to bacon seeds. (Piglets) They will drop 8 to 10 babies, three times a
year. And then the babies will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (sE4m0)

Math is not in our favor.

I need a nice hunting lodge that will do everything, otherwise I'll be going alone.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (wYseH)

84 Love those shoes!

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (wiXsO)

85 Jean Simmons, Michael Rennie.. I'll always remember her in Spartacus, because I too would have fought the Romans for those eyes...

Posted by: macleod at October 18, 2019 11:31 AM (gaJIW)

86 The new #WokeAF Batwoman's ratings are abysmal and this review blames it on 'trolls'-- just like a Soviet Commissar blaming 'wreckers' for the failure of Stalin's glorious 5-year plan

--

Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

87 Was Jean Simmons in Spartacus with Cory Booker?

Was McRaven an overrated general, like Meryl Streep?

A statement that women who wear shoes like that are sluts who want it bad will get you into fourth wave feminist purgatory. At least according to Douglas Murray, women can be sexy but must never be sexualized, nature be damned.

Posted by: mercenary13 at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (qLSsn)

88 Wait, Simmons is married to Shannon Tweed.


So...

Same sex marriage?

NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (cqNba)

89 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

I never was a fan of pointless vulgarity, and absolutely hated the word, but it fits these faux-pious charlatans to much better than most others.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)

90 Willowed

I hate Halloween. I admit it.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)


How come? Even though it has pagan roots it's tied to All Saints Day. Although there's often vandalism associated with it it's essentially a brief time after dark for children to have harmless fun.

Or is it related to the difficulty of managing candy inventories?

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)

91 86 The new #WokeAF Batwoman's ratings are abysmal and this review blames it on 'trolls'-- just like a Soviet Commissar blaming 'wreckers' for the failure of Stalin's glorious 5-year plan

--

Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

The one with Michael Keaton

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

92 Feral hogs are an invasive species that cause nothing but problems for native species.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (xfb67)

93 That's Gene Simmons?


I thought he would be taller.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Chaim Witz is 6'2" without the platform shoes.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (sE4m0)

94 If you feel the need to point out your "principles" before every unprincipled thing you say...you might be Cvck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (1XNk8)

95 (click for bigger shoes)

https://tinyurl.com/y5n44f3f

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (ZYB2s)

96 No, he did want to see the word c*nt.

Posted by: Vic at October 18, 2019 11:29 AM (mpXpK)


No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)

97 When sticking to your principles always advances leftist causes, you might be a cuck.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (xfb67)

98 If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.

But they're gamier than Felonia's Depends after a whiskey bender.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk8)

99 When I'm confused, I go back to my bases. So, I'm confused about my "integrity" regarding Trump. Integrity means being one thing. In ethics, it means not bending our standards for personal gain. It means a certain lack of compromising our principles.

I owe the Lord my practice of integrity. I want to be holy (separated apart to God), it's a principle of holiness. So, I have to examine my conscience to see where I have been double-minded.

However, today, it is used by previous middle-of-the-roaders who only wanted to compromise daily as the entire progressive left hand-waved "technicalities" of the Constitution and other standards so as to "modernize" them.

When we agree that it is nothing out of the normal to "modernize" mutually-agreed upon, ratified agreements for the conduction of power among citizens, we've already compromised with the main purpose of that structure: to figure out how we were going to decide things.

Instead, these days we have one group of authoritarians pronouncing things "modern" and demanding that you either accept modernization or get out of the way.

I have nothing against bringing things "up to date". It sounds great. I am not opposed to this idea--in fact, I probably can be convinced that many things are "out of date". But the point of self-government is to convince enough people that something is "out of date" that they agree to change it.

But it seems to me that at some point it became the "job" of a group of authoritarians to tell us what was in and out of date. Of course, the idea is that if the agreement structure is out of date, then perhaps we might need something other than the old agreement structure. And perhaps, to be "up to date" we need experts to tell us the better from the worse.

So, I can see that side of the argument. The problem is that's a side of the argument. The old rules still must stand to have a resemblance of a just society, we need to vote on it.

It's silly to say that the Constitution is the "Supreme Law of the Land" if you allow a selected group of individuals to constantly change what is interpreted by the Constitution. The Constitution actually prefers representative avenues rather than oligarchy and "modifications" based on "expert opinion".

It's really funny that the side that wants a malleable "Supreme Law of the Land" also barks about "democracy" when they have already abandoned the bulwarks of the structure of self-rule in the hoi polloi voting--but prefer the imposition of "experts" to that. That is a straight-up swindle.

How are we "progressing" if we have to warp the meaning of the words we are using? Do we have to defer that judgment to "experts" who know exactly how those concepts are reconciled? Then if the "optimal system" can only be understood by experts, what is the value of "democracy"?

The left can't answer this. And yet we keep sliding their way.

Allahpundit was quite happy for Pozner and others involved in the NM decision to cut up Loving v. Virginia and make a collage of the words Warren actually used and the context he strung together if it "modernized" our laws about marriage.

I don't think the "cucks" as they have become known, can really speak about "integrity". Because I see their standard as compromise. It starts out, and Square One, in compromise--which is why they have so willingly embraced the force of doublethink and propaganda and compromise as their "sane solution" against the viewed heterodoxy of Trump.

Why would I allow them to counsel me on "integrity"? They used to say we need to vote for the MOR candidate. What was at stake was the Democrats winning! And now, when they get a candidate they don't, like, they're all "Vote Democrat NO MATTER WHAT!"

That's decades of dishonesty. When Trump is accomplishing even more than Reagan on the conservative front (IMO).
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Posted by: Axeman at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (DuZls)

100 Senator Gardner got himself rated "fifth most bipartisan!!" and is wondering now why he's not getting enthusiasm among CO' s remaining conservatives.

he's not cucked around as bad as Lee or Murcoaknose, this year, but everyone worries what is coming in his second term.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (PEQpV)

101 If your name is McRaven, you are why we don't let generals (or admirals) pick the wars to fight.

------------

Bush for all his faults got a force authorization.

Go get a war vote and get the country behind you.

Good luck.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (sX1BW)

102 HAHAHAHA

If I'm reading the link correctly, lesbian Batwoman is literally trying to look like a 14 year old boy from 1986, and her girlfriend has bright pink hair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (krYGQ)

103 The one with Michael Keaton
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (JFO2v)

That's the one with nipples, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)

104 I am severely conservative! I mean, like CHARLIE BAKER conservative!

Posted by: Cuck Romney (D-UT) at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (4Eo4+)

105 Wow, that is one seriously effed-up flag there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (bwo3w)

106 I remember when Ace was threatening to ban commenters that used the word cuck back in 2016. I even sort of agreed with him. I also thought the Deep State was the paranoid ranting of fringe weirdos.

Events of the last three years have really opened my eyes.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

I never was a fan of pointless vulgarity, and absolutely hated the word, but it fits these faux-pious charlatans to much better than most others.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)


I thought it was a really dumb word until I saw Jenna Jameson frag a few annoying shitheads with it. Jenna is flat out awesome.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)

107 If your "hill to die on" is to maintain the dignity and decorum of conservatism against the vulgarity unleashed by Donald Trump, you're a cuck.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (H8QX8)

108 Speaking of hunting, in less than 30 minutes I head up north to the cabin where we will hunt pheasants, geese, ducks, and deer this weekend. In between hunts, we will fish for walleyes and muskies. It is a joyful time of year.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (sjdRT)

109 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)

110 Michael Rennie was ill, the day the earth stood still...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (1XNk8)

111 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (+y/Ru)

112 Micahel Rennie is best known for The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Which led to the greatest Dennis Miller photo joke of all time.

Warrren Christopher photo.

Miller's quip: "Klaatu barada nikto."

Me and a one guy in the HBO studio audience got it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (Boy/L)

113 Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)



Desiree with Brando and Breakin' 2: Electric Bugaloo.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (kw5n8)

114 That's the one with nipples, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)



Nope. George Clooney had the nips.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (ZYB2s)

115
See Hindenberg and Ludendorff basically becoming military dictators of Germany during WWI.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

------

Woodrow Wilson tried his hardest to do the same in the United States. Thankfully Germany collapsed in November 1918, and his fascist reasons for nationalizing us went away.

If the war continued for another few years, I can imagine his intrusive propaganda and use of force to silence dissent would have become habit, and expected. The post WW1 Palmer Raids were another symptom.

BTW. Wilson was a Democrat.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (+0uDE)

116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

117 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)

You read all that?

Posted by: BignJames at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (X/Pw5)

118 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)

119 That's the new Gaysden Flag, ain't it?

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (UUkQp)

120 If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.

--

Years ago a friend of mine bought a '70s Monte Carlo with a bumpersticker that said

"MOONSHINE - If it wasn't so good, they wouldn't chase us"

(he left it on the car, of course)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (krYGQ)

121 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)


Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

The pilot episode did OK in the ratings, but for the 2nd episode, hoo boy, they went right down the crapper.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (e8/pY)

122 I didn't see anything about Vespas in that list.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (ypTww)

123 I am so proud to have him as my President. I am so happy someone on our
side is finally ready to fight. I wish he would start throwing people
in jail though, 3am raids, sic the IRS on 'em, freeze all their
assets... Use the dem playbook, they made the rules afterall.


You know, I could almost tolerate all this waiting and waiting for a Swamp Thing to be brought to justice if I had the slightest inkling that PDT would finally be tightening the legal noose around George Soros' Nazi neck.

If we ever discover everything in the corruption coup info, we'll see that everyone and everything revolves around that progressive POS. He should've been arrested along with all of his organizations leaders and their assets frozen years ago.

If that ratbastard commie was stopped (and he could be, if the weaklings in DC ever grew a spine), we'd see about 90% of "teh Resistance" vanish overnight.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (HaL55)

124 114 That's the one with nipples, right?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (Ct55T)


Nope. George Clooney had the nips.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (ZYB2s)

My favorite part of Hail Caesar? Josh Brolin slapping sense into George Clooney.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)

125 I know this may appear a dumb question, but what is it with some women and collecting shoes? I have been married 28 years and thankfully my wife doesn't get fixated on things along these lines. But I know some who do.

Is it like some men--myself included--who buy a lot of different tools, particularly enjoying it when we get them at great deals?

Posted by: DC at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (/TvO8)

126 No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.


Let's face it, the Russians got to ace, and then Trump won. Logically we can see that Ace was the key.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (IMdOQ)

127 Math is not in our favor.

I need a nice hunting lodge that will do everything, otherwise I'll be going alone.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


Boar Buster Hog Trap. Right at 4:00.

https://bit.ly/33Hmv1R

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (sE4m0)

128 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (xfb67)


Fool your friends!

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (aS1PU)

129 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)



I'll have to go back and read it. I thought it was a movie review.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (ZYB2s)

130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

131 A baby's arm, holding an apple.

Only 3 left in stock! Order Now!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (1XNk8)

132 Klaatu!



Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!




Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:19 AM


****

Damn. Another remake they totally screwed up.
It cold of been so much better than the crap they came up with.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (axyOa)

133 No, I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.

And now he puts it front page.

Posted by: blaster at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (9VeU0)

Things change. As I said above, there's no better single word... besides traitor.

And I believe that one will come. These people aren't just selling us out for sweet leftist, Qatari, and Chinese money. They're part of an operation to deny the voters alternative choices that would enable us to escape the leftist-globalist ratchet, which is fundamentally against every principle that nation was founded upon.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (J+mig)

134 94 If you feel the need to point out your "principles" before every unprincipled thing you say...you might be Cvck.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM (1XNk


Nice one, I wish I had thought of it. I'll have to add it to my list.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (e8/pY)

135 "Here is a pretty alarming article out this morning from WaPo that says DHS & CBP are seeing a sudden and large increase in *MEXICANS* now claiming asylum in the U.S. ... "


Why don't they just go south to Guatemala?

Guatemala is a designated country for accepting asylum seekers.

And a culture and language much more conducive to adapting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (cqNba)

136 Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

--

That explains it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (krYGQ)

137 A limey friend of mine comments on Brexit with a new twist on an old slogan.

Better dead than a globalist shit head.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (+y/Ru)

138 >> I remember ace's anti "cuck use" diatribe.



Shit....I remember having to school the little guy on the pervasiveness of anti-semitism in modern america.

He didn't believe it.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ypTww)

139 Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.

Say what you will about Yvonne Craig but she never lusted over Aunt Harriet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (ZYB2s)

140 Off to Corsicana, back online here probably Sunday night during TWD (antifa/left/demos/rinos). We know the enemy, let's Roll, America!

Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (UUkQp)

141 I can't think of anything on the CW that was any good. I tired a few shows and they were either meh or awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (xfb67)

142 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

The one with Michael Keaton

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:33 AM



***

220...221, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (axyOa)

143 "Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)

144 excellent comment by Axeman

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (PEQpV)


Thanks for pointing that out; yeah it is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (y7DUB)

145 Speaking of WokeAF shows....movie on Netflix that looked interesting. A serial killer pops up every 9 years, and a detective is chasing the serial killer. OK cool.

Serial killer is a black woman!!! Whaaa? The "bad guy" is a black woman??!?!!? There's a twist.

Except....she's not the "bad guy". She's the "good guy" Because all her victims are evil white guys who belong to a militia type group comprised of patriots who oppose globalism. In other words, heroic black woman kills deplorables.

The new and improved Obama-Approved Netflix.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (FiUMj)

146 119 That's the new Gaysden Flag, ain't it?
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2019 11:37 AM (UUkQp)

The Gadsden Fag

(i denounce myself)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Ct55T)

147 Very nice! Now, for extra credit, name two other movies they were in together.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM (e8/pY)

...........
Desiree and The Trip

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)

148 >Thanks for pointing that out; yeah it is.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (y7DUB)


Ditto.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (sjdRT)

149 My favorite part of Hail Caesar? Josh Brolin slapping sense into George Clooney.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (RD7QR)


Yes, that was a great scene.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (e8/pY)

150 130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (RD7QR)

151 Wall of Voodoo > wall of text

Posted by: > alan lana < at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (B+t5k)

152 Wilson didnt get to go full dictator because he stroked out in his last year.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (PEQpV)

153 Weirdest thing I saw for sale on Amazon was a syringe full of diarrhea.

--

It was hilarious to browse back when the Horde cookbook was released.

"People who considered this item also shopped for"

And it would be a lockpicking set, some sort of marital aid, and a book on naval battles between the years of 1632 and 1814 in the southern part of the Indian Ocean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (krYGQ)

154 BTW. Wilson was a Democrat.

Posted by: rd


Just imagine I repeated my recent rants about Wilson being completely to blame for the ills of the past 100+ years. Save us all some time.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

155 Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:39 AM (e8/pY)

It just annoys me, these sanctimonious NeverTrumpers and their endless parading of the "principles" we never see evidence of.

It's like "conservatives pounce/seize" in the way it jumps out at me. So endlessly, principledly principled.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (1XNk8)

156 if I had the slightest inkling that PDT would finally be tightening the legal noose

Cast your net wider.

Posted by: Q-bird at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (Ibwur)

157 > Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.

But not, apparently, a deaf-mute half-Nigerian, half-Samoan person with autism. What's wrong with some diversity here? Hollywood's hate-fest continues.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (Do2h6)

158 ...........
Desiree and The Trip
......

Trio? not the trip?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (so+oy)

159 "Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)



Stupid audience is too dumb to know what it should like.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:42 AM (ZYB2s)

160 Why don't they just go south to Guatemala?

-------------

Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

161 >> Of course Batwoman had to be lesbian.


FruitBatWoman

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (ypTww)

162 Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 11:26 AM (+0uDE)

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (J+mig)

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:35 AM (y7DUB)


I will never understand the Voldermorting of words to begin with.

Or maybe a better way to say it, I understand it, but just strongly disagree. Sticks and stones and all that.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (nNEcr)

163 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (Zz0t1)

164 Desiree and The Trip
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2019 11:41 AM (so+oy)


If by 'The Trip', you meant "Trio", then yes.

And there's one more.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (e8/pY)

165 I used to LOVE Lemon Chill. Schwann's had a pretty reasonable facsimile of it, but Schwann's became too expensive, so I miss my Lemon Chill.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (Zz0t1)

166 Breaking:
Elijah Cummings is still dead.


He will be signing subpoenas and voting liberal for the next 50 years.




Posted by: Archer at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (gmo/4)

167 Speaking of Wilson, TCM is showing Gabriel Over the White House today

Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (KNsKs)

168
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

Posted by: derp state is in deep shit at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (BqBId)

169 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (LxTcq)

170 Bat Dyke

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2019 11:45 AM (xPJvm)

171 69
I thought he would be taller.



Gotta remember that he always wears those giant platform boots on stage.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (Do2h6)



Robert DeNiro?

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 18, 2019 11:27 AM (aS1PU)

Dalton from Roadhouse

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (5l6gb)

172 On Thursday, Gordon Sondland, the U.S. ambassador to the European Union, testified before House impeachment investigators that President Trump told him there was no "quid pro quo" with Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky involving an investigation into Hunter Biden and that he would not have participated in any diplomatic efforts involving a quid pro quo.

Wile E. Coyote has placed a bag of flaming dogshit on his own front porch.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (Boy/L)

173 Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.

Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (BiWEa)

174 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

----------

Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)

175 There's no time to waste. To the Bat Subaru!!!

Posted by: Batwoman at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (ZYB2s)

176 I am sick and tired of the Uniparty and their apparatchicks in the media.

Two weeks ago nobody gave one rip about Syria, Trump decides to move out 50 front line human shields, I mean troops, and all of a sudden it's the end of the world.


Wall to wall media coverage.


Censure votes in the House, now the GOP in the Senate are going to ram through sanctions that will just take a bad situation on the ground and make it exponentially worse.


All these shit birds, chicken hawks and war mongers need a swift ass kicking.


There is no mission in Syria, there is no realistic condition on the ground that can be met for us to declare victory and pull our troops out.


It's just more of the forever war.

Freaking 1984 was not supposed to be a how-to manual.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (dWEpx)

177 as for cuck versus traitor: "traitor" just riles up one side against the other. "cuck" holds the target up to ridicule. also the traitor might have any motive: Arnold had his pride butthurt , Petain thought he had got the best deal anyone could get against the Nazis, Brutus was saving the Republic, Judas plain got bought.

the cuck is just weak.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (PEQpV)

178 > Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Barry Goldwater's embalmed corpse would've been preferable to Mutt.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Do2h6)

179 Someone needs to disable the ! key on Trump's electronics.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)

180 >>I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.


Mexico is not worth the oil.

There may not be a more fucked up culture in this entire hemisphere.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (ypTww)

181 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Mitch Daniels.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Boy/L)

182 Proud to be a maritime cuck! Ahoy, David French!

Posted by: Little Admiral Kristol at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (vtcmf)

183 I think we need to harvest the world's supply of homicidal Ukrainian midgets and unleash them on Congress.

Posted by: Max Power at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (q177U)

184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (Boy/L)

185 Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (dWEpx)

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95% of these cucks couldn't point out Syria or Turkey on a map. But all of a sudden they're super duper concerned about it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (FiUMj)

186 actually I think Brutus was right and that Caesar was the traitor. "dictator ongoing". wtf is that under the Republican system?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (PEQpV)

187 Brutus was saving the Republic, Judas plain got bought.

Brutus wasn't a traitor. He helped to assassinate a tyrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:48 AM (ZYB2s)

188 Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)


Trump Suggests global edict: All country citizens leaving to fight for ISIS or any other known terrorist organization and returning will be shot on sight. Period.

ISIS goes away. World peace.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (Zz0t1)

189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow

Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn8)

190 I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.


Mexico is not worth the oil.

There may not be a more fucked up culture in this entire hemisphere.
Posted by: garrett


Ding ding ding!

Central America has entered the contest.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (sE4m0)

191 98
If feral hogs were tastier there wouldn't be so many.



But they're gamier than Felonia's Depends after a whiskey bender.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 18, 2019 11:34 AM (1XNk

A lot of the feral hogs in TX raid the deer feeds that are full of corn, ends up being a nice finisher. I have had a few that were gamey but most were nice and sweet.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (5l6gb)

192 I have a hankering for one of the Henry AR7 survival rifles.

Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (JFO2v)

193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)

194 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.


We don't need Mexico's oil at this point, and much of the reason that Mexico's only a few steps behind Venezuela in their inability to develop their oil resources is that they, like Venezuela, regard Pemex as a piggy bank to be raided to buy off whoever those in power wish to buy off.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

195 You want to see if absolute power corrupts absolutely? So do we!

Posted by: Dems 2020! at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (TQyCa)

196 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn

Hillary also gets advice on foreign policy from purple rhinos. Seriously, I think she just has gin in her breakfast cereal these days, she's so far gone.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (RD7QR)

197 193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!

Keep this up and we're gonna be back to Good Ship Venus.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (8erNz)

198 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run

And she would know because the Russians read her emails that said so. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (Boy/L)

199 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

We don't need Mexico's oil at this point, and much of the reason that Mexico's only a few steps behind Venezuela in their inability to develop their oil resources is that they, like Venezuela, regard Pemex as a piggy bank to be raided to buy off whoever those in power wish to buy off.

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I'm not in favor of making them a protectorate because they have oil. That is just an added benefit, as it would provide resources to support our protectorate.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (sX1BW)

200 Darn. I was kind of excited for the Batwoman show too. I'm a DC guy, and I like what they've done with the TV shows so far. I like Gotham alot. Arrow and Supergirl are pretty good.
I haven't seen Batwoman yet, and I never let social media or critics decide shows for me, so I'll withhold judgement but I really hope it didn't go full on SJW like some have said. Cuz that would suck.
Marvel is already screwed, please not my beloved DC!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (iAwUQ)

201 179 Someone needs to disable the ! key on Trump's electronics.
Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (8erNz)

hey now

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 11:51 AM (JFO2v)

202 Jean Simmons and Michael Rennie. They were in the movie The Robe

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:18 AM (kw5n


One of my all time fav movie lines

"were you out there ?"

Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)

203 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

So much for the Stolichnaya endorsement. She'll stick with Absolut.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (TQyCa)

204 A lot of the feral hogs in TX raid the deer feeds that are full of corn, ends up being a nice finisher. I have had a few that were gamey but most were nice and sweet.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


The secret, besides feeding them corn, is to go for those 120 lbs or less, and drop them where they stand. Don't let them run 100 yards. Lactic acid build up in the muscles adds to the gamey taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (sE4m0)

205 Russian Troll: Anyone who doesn't agree with me

And I see this shit here as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)

206 196 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

So the name-brand Democrats have gone from the Party of Soviet Collaboration to a bunch of saber-rattlers that'd make the Dulles brothers cringe?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (8erNz)

207 Ok.I emailed zazzle asking why they said my Deploribus Unum seal is a copyright violation.

waiting to hear back

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (G546f)

208 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012? Romney was uniquely disqualifying for having his own state-run mini-Obamacare.

Posted by: BoubonChicken


Which I seem to recall was brought up repeatedly at the time, and summarily dismissed by certain individuals, many of whom are no longer present.

Of course once we were stuck with him I said "fuckit, it's what we have, get it done". Thinking about that election cycle just pisses me off way too much.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (AM1GF)

209
Earlier this week I saw a Texas license plate with the Gadsden snake on a big 'ol truck.

The plate read "H8 ER"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (veoSD)

210 Ahoy, Little Admiral!
Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)


Amusing. That's what I call my cock.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (Zz0t1)

211 It just annoys me, these sanctimonious NeverTrumpers and their endless parading of the "principles" we never see evidence of.



It's like "conservatives pounce/seize" in the way it jumps out at me. So endlessly, principledly principled.


Funny how these cucks never support or even recognize the principle of free speech. If they did, they'd be writing about the efforts by the Left to silence conservatives on socialist media, maybe starting with the NBA and their removal of fans with "Free Hong Kong" signs, which are perfectly legal and within their rights as Americans to display.


But they never do that, do they? That tells me a lot about them, none of it very good.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (HaL55)

212 194 184 Mexico has oil too.

We have PLENTY of oil without fighting over it.

Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

Posted by: Travis at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (rpxSz)

213 Brutus is only vilified because the tyrants won.

In some alternate universe, I'm sure he's praised as a national hero who saved the Republic from tyranny.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (J+mig)

214 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

215 I'm not in favor of making them a protectorate because they have oil. That is just an added benefit, as it would provide resources to support our protectorate.

So you're proposing a giant Puerto Rico with a land border to the lower 48?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (8erNz)

216 Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

So we can lose and give them California back?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (8erNz)

217 The moon has oil.


Blow that shit up.

Posted by: eleven at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (tH5fk)

218 >>Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?

Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

219 Kinda thinking another war with Mexico might be in order

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Some of our greatest generals fought against Mexico.

Just saying.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (sX1BW)

220 If you drive a Tesla to catch your private flight

fuck yeah, ur a cuck

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (rpxSz)

221 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (arJlL)

222 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

223 I have a hankering for one of the Henry AR7 survival rifles.
Posted by: rhennigantx


I want one, but I already have a 10/22 takedown along with two Glenfields & a Winchester 69A, which makes it hard to justify since I have three wants in front of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (sE4m0)

224 We also have mountains of natural gas.

Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (keBn8)

225 218 >>Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)

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May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (FiUMj)

226 Whew. I sure am lucky to have this job.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (vtcmf)

227 Got sidetracked by work, and it's a shame, as I knew both of the mystery guests! Congrats to TheQuietMan at No. 9.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (ClOmq)

228 Lurking Lurker, I agree with you completely, tovarish.

Posted by: Genuine Amerikan at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (c45xH)

229 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn
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Hillary has become George Costanza: "It's not a lie if you believe it!"

Posted by: WisRich at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (G0vdT)

230 214 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (FiUMj)

PDT should figure out a way to have 25 identical NUKE plants built on Base and Camps and offer to sell the power at market rates. That would be a real infrastructure project i could support.

Posted by: JEB! at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (JFO2v)

231 We also have mountains of natural gas.
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:56 AM (keBn


No campfires!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (ZYB2s)

232 The secret, besides feeding them corn, is to go for
those 120 lbs or less, and drop them where they stand. Don't let them
run 100 yards. Lactic acid build up in the muscles adds to the gamey
taste.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (sE4m0)

Yep, weanlings and 6.5 creedmore FTW. Buddy of mine dropped 300lbs Boar with a BMG on his acreage, he didn't want to take any chances. Some of his friends pour corn around a 5 gallon bucket of Tannerite and IED them. They have a severe hog issue in the south hill country.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (5l6gb)

233 213 Brutus is only vilified because the tyrants won.

In some alternate universe, I'm sure he's praised as a national hero who saved the Republic from tyranny.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:53 AM (J+mig)

Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (RD7QR)

234 Between Canada/US we have more oil than we could use for the next 100 years. If someone had the balls to tell the greens to fuck off, we'd never have to worry about energy again.

May I introduce you to President Donald Trump?
Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:54 AM (ZLI7S)


100 /= never

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (Zz0t1)

235 >>May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Are you unaware that under Trump the US is now the leading supplier of oil and gas in the world?


Posted by: JackStraw at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (ZLI7S)

236 167 Speaking of Wilson, TCM is showing Gabriel Over the White House today
Posted by: steevy at October 18, 2019 11:44 AM (KNsKs)


Unironically?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:57 AM (e8/pY)

237 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
I have just been notified that some European Nations are now willing, for the first time, to take the ISIS Fighters that came from their nations. This is good news, but should have been done after WE captured them. Anyway, big progress being made!!!!

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Better progress would be if they took them in a body bag. Let those countries worry about disposing of the bodies.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (sX1BW)
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Just wondering how they transport the ISIS prisoners out of there? I would think this would be a dangerous mission to undertake and have no clue how this can happen with all the fighting going on over there.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (wiXsO)

238 Are you unaware that under Trump the US is now the leading supplier of oil and gas in the world?

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Uh um ...

Posted by: Texas at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (sX1BW)

239 One of my all time fav movie lines

"were you out there ?"
Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)



Jay Robinson as Caligula was as over the top as he could be. A review of the sequel Demetrius and the Gladiators said Jay Robinson chewed up what was left of the scenery

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 18, 2019 11:58 AM (Un9AW)

240 vmom, thank you for your good wishes from last night. Most appreciated.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (C+We0)

241 So the name-brand Democrats have gone from the Party of Soviet Collaboration to a bunch of saber-rattlers that'd make the Dulles brothers cringe?

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM



***


OOOOOOhhhhhh...I'm stealing that line.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (axyOa)

242 193 Ahoy, Little Admiral!
Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 11:50 AM (vtcmf)


Ha! Neither of you has ever seen me.

Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (e8/pY)

243 Just wondering how they transport the ISIS prisoners out of there? I would think this would be a dangerous mission to undertake and have no clue how this can happen with all the fighting going on over there.

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Have you seen Con Air?

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (sX1BW)

244 One of my all time fav movie lines

Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)


Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

246 >>One of my all time fav movie lines


The Chinaman is not the fucking issue!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (ypTww)

247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

248 189 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

Wow
Posted by: Ha at October 18, 2019 11:49 AM (keBn

Getting her info again from Fusion GPS.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (hrQ04)

249 Ha! Neither of you has ever seen me. Posted by: The Little Man in the Boat

That's for sure.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (vtcmf)

250 Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

"I couldn't fuck a gorilla."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (HaL55)

251 1. The Foxworthyesque commentary on cucks is superb. 100% on target. In a serious vein, would love to see a cuck refutation of these points. It cannot be done. All they could do is sneer down their 4 Pinocchio noses.

2. So tired of LGBTQ memes everywhere. 95% of the people out there could give a rat's hindquarters. Just sick of the politicization of everything. No safe spaces to hide our deplorable privilege I suppose. we will be forced to care,

3. Have loved lemon meringue pie since I was a kid. Is it just me or does it seem harder to find nowadays in stores or restaurants?

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (U3LtS)

252
T-Mobile appears to be down in DFW. Just a heads-up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (G/iPE)

253 244
One of my all time fav movie lines



Posted by: Boney at October 18, 2019 11:52 AM (rpxSz)



Yes. It's true. This man, has no dick.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (Zz0t1)

I'm not the one that just got butt fucked on national television, Dwayne.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (5l6gb)

254 121 Ha. I didn't even know there was a Batwoman movie.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (krYGQ)

Not a movie, it's a TV series on the CW network.

The pilot episode did OK in the ratings, but for the 2nd episode, hoo boy, they went right down the crapper.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (e8/pY)

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I watched parts of it.

The clamactic fight scene was sooooo stupid. Bat-dyke's love of her life is literally walking a plank 30 stories up. Does she start by rescuing her? Nooooo. She mysteriously bat-lassoes two minions to get them out of the way, sort of like removing pawns from a chess board.

Why didn't she just lasso her helpless paramour and rescue her? Then she can go after the bad guys.

Alternatively, lasso the psycho bitch baddie, and neutralize her to start.

Nope, got to remove the pawns to set up the climactic one on one fight while the damsel remains in distress.

BTW! Haven't anyone ever heard of a Glock? Yes I know it cuts down on recurring character episodes, but it is more "gritty and realistic" than this crap.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (+0uDE)

255

The cabin boy was Kipper
A dirty little nipper
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the Skipper

Posted by: Anal at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (usCMa)

256 the cuck is just weak.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (PEQpV)


Exactly.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (e8/pY)

257 Send Daniel Plainview for Mexico's crude


DRAINAGE

I drink ur milkshake

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (rpxSz)

258 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

One good thing you can say about Hillary, her insatiable and naked greed helped start the awakening that's going on.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:01 PM (CMq2e)

259 245>> That's why I always get aggravated with this "co-equal branches" bullshit. Congress was clearly intended to be the most powerful branch. Executive and Judicial were intended to have defined and limited powers.

They screwed it all up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (xfb67)

260 *sheds awful yet appropriate sock*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (usCMa)

261 Has anyone here watched the new CW "Batwoman"?

Let's just say they're doing their darndest to make you say "woman??"

Ruby Rose is androgynous, and they've styled her like a boy - no discernable make-up (except the kind the put on all actors), dresses like a preppy young man.

*Rose is "non-binary" (or whatever, but she usually wears classically female make-up, such as heavy eyeliner, lipstick, smoky eye, etc.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:02 PM (bDqIh)

262 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Mitch Daniels.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 18, 2019 11:47 AM (Boy/L)


Mitch had his runaway bride problem that the classy donks and unfree presstitutes would have made sound like the world's biggest cum dumpster so there was no fucking way he'd put her through that.

Noot was the only one who would've relished making Gaylord sweat and stutter like a goddamn crackhead.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (y7DUB)

263 The Little Admiral was going to have me flogged but I avoided punishment by hiding in the bilge.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (vtcmf)

264 Hillary says Russia supports Tulsi 3rd party run and Jill Stein is a Russian asset.

-
And there are Russians under her bed!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (+y/Ru)

265 can a fag be a cuck ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (rpxSz)

266 Another day, another rape at NBC.

Posted by: Fritz at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (2Mnv1)

267 They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

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This guy gets it. Cucks are nothing new. Corruption is always with us. The tyrants are always the tyrants, and are also always with us. Their enablers are the guilty parties.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (G/iPE)

268 @237

This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


You cannot win this fight by capturing stateless terrorists and fighters, you win this by killing them and you keep killing them until either there will to fight is gone or there are simply no more fighters to kill.


or you don't go to war.


The way we are conducting our "war fighting" only lead to more war.


Which is probably the point.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (dWEpx)

269 that's Jean Simmons. she was an actress on Star Trek

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (nFwvY)

270
I'm not the one that just got butt fucked on national television, Dwayne.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (5l6gb)


Up yer butt, Jobu....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)

271
The Little Admiral was going to have me flogged but I avoided punishment by hiding in the bilge.


Posted by: Cabin Boy David French



Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)

272 In the local Madison, WI news. A kid calls a school security guard (who is black) the N word. Guard says not to call him the N word. The school fires the guard because he used the N word.

Posted by: Jolo at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (WrMOC)

273 Jean Simmons

I've always loved Kiss.

Posted by: Cabin Boy David French at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (vtcmf)

274 that's Jean Simmons. she was an actress on Star Trek
Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (nFwvY)


That's copyright infringement. I'll be suing.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)

275 Remember when it was off-limits to question someone's patriotism?

I guess the new rule is "everyone I don't like in either party is a Russian agent."

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (bDqIh)

276 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

I love that movie !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (arJlL)

277 Who should have run on the GOP ticket in 2012?

Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)

278 Ruby Rose is a 1/1. Would try to recruit for the other team, regardless of the chances.

Posted by: BoubonChicken at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (LxTcq)

279 Klaatu barada necktie? No?

Klaatu barada nejkldskjieief...

Well, alright then!

Posted by: Ashley J. Williams at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (7s3Gx)

280 150 130 116 Okay, you can get a grinning realistic skull sculpture on Amazon for $13.95. Somebody restrain me from buying this.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 11:36 AM (RD7QR)

Just because it's great and affordable and totally justifiable, doesn't mean you have to have it. Even if it really would be great to have.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:38 AM (BiWEa)

YOU'RE NOT HELPING
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019


*
*

Years ago WM used to offer a wild-looking black cat figure for Halloween. It looked insane, to the point that I referred to it as "Rabies the Cat." They don't sell it any more that I've seen. Pity, as I'd buy one.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ClOmq)

281 3. Have loved lemon meringue pie since I was a kid. Is it just me or does it seem harder to find nowadays in stores or restaurants?
Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (U3LtS)


The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (e8/pY)

282 Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)


Owebama was the straw that broke The Donald's back.

Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

283 Yeah, the movie The Lost World wasn't great, except it DID have a young Jill St. John in tight pants.
So, still good.

Posted by: The Macho Montanan at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (+tGOo)

284 Lost World is a classic Bally Pinball, I believe.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ypTww)

285 Damn.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

286 I just feel kind of bad for all the people who actually ARE "Russian Agents". I mean, you gotta feel crummy putting on your shirt and tie every day, doing your best for Mother Rossia, only for a bunch of dipshit piker asshole Yankees to steal your glory.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (Ct55T)

287 245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

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Sort of like our Republican Congress whining about, but refusing to do anything about Obama's Libyan adventure? They repudiated the War Powers Act and refused to use the power of the purse.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (+0uDE)

288 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

289 I like lemon bars. You can keep your egg froth.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (xfb67)

290 Yeah, the movie The Lost World wasn't great, except it DID have a young Jill St. John in tight pants.
So, still good.
Posted by: The Macho Montanan at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (+tGOo)


Hot women in tight pants can overcome a LOT of flaws. A LOT.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)

291 >>Ruby Rose is a 1/1. Would try to recruit for the other team, regardless of the chances.


Yes, she has a pretty face. However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty. It is weird and offputting.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

292 276 I saw Michael Rennie the other day in an absolutely.horrible movie, 1960's The Lost World also starring Jill St. John, David Hedison, Claude Rains, and Fernando Lamas.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Claude musta been hard up for cash. Prolly got a bonus for letting them ginger his do

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (rpxSz)

293 I see there's a new brand to boycott, except I doubt any moron would be seen dead in their stuff anyway. Apparently, these ads are running on billboards in Times Square?


https://tinyurl.com/y23cpldp

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (Z1ykJ)

294 >> However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty.



Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)

295 Sort of like our Republican Congress whining about, but refusing to do anything about Obama's Libyan adventure? They repudiated the War Powers Act and refused to use the power of the purse.
Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (+0uDE)

The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

296 Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:04 PM (HaL55)


Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (e8/pY)

297 Russia is sitting back laughing their asses off.

They're the most powerful country in the world and didn't have to do one damn thing to earn it.

Hillary. You're drunk.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Most CFM shoes are the ones with the Pink Pointy Toes! They SCREAM CFM!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 18, 2019 11:20 AM


Preach it, girlfriend!!!

Posted by: Shep at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (S5SYn)

299 the does prefer the big buck, the little guy is "cucked out" because he couldn't defeat the big buck. My hunters said they observed this last year ... poor young buck.


So I don't feel too bad when the big buck gets shot after a few years of getting all the action. Time for others to move up the chain. Circle of life ... they have it good here, lots of food and water, almost no predator ...

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (Cus5s)

300 Who Dis :
Lass--- My Dominatrix OR Bob Hopes illegit baby(see ski hill nose)

2) A pirate with only one "r"

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (5IHGB)

301 The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)


Yeah, and how did that work out for them?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (e8/pY)

302 245 The cucks in the Roman Senate are why they got a tyrant.

Was probably similar to our current legislative bodies.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 18, 2019 11:55 AM (xfb67)

They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them.

They gave him absolute power willingly, so that someone else would be the responsible one.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 11:59 AM (J+mig)

They were also fine with never ending foreign wars, and the Legions had become an occupying Force which was not even supposed to enter Rome.

You know, kinda like we're still protecting Germany from, something, but have no real troop strength on our own border?

Posted by: Don Q at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

303
The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019



The trouble with Sheri's is I can never get past the French Silk pie.
Gawd...melt in your mouth good!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (axyOa)

304 284 Lost World is a classic Bally Pinball, I believe.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (ypTww)

I love old pinball machines

I see them at auctions around here, usually need repair

think I might buy one and restore it

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (rpxSz)

305 The Does would prefer not being raped by either.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ypTww)

306 Jean Simmons was on Star Trek? Not the original series; I'd know. Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (ClOmq)

307 247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

308

Shit Damn Fuck Tits was my school song.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (5IHGB)

309

I'd rather watch The Wild Wild World of Batwoman.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (aKsyK)

310
Trump was a possibility in 2012, but dropped out or declined early. We may not have been ready for him yet.
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:05 PM (dzJ3R)

Owebama was the straw that broke The Donald's back.
Posted by: Gene Simmons at October 18, 2019 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)

-----

Actually I think Mitt and the Cucks were the final straw.

He realized that none of the others were serious if electable; or electable if serious.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (+0uDE)

311 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)


Your man card. Hand it over.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (e8/pY)

312 >>I love old pinball machines


You and me both. I have one nice 90s machine up and running right now and I am constantly looking for my next 4 or 5!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

313 Jean Simmons, Michael Rennie

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (p0pYQ)

314 Hey, that's Liam Neeson's sister, right?

Posted by: Gunslinger at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (R2gO3)

315 I see there's a new brand to boycott, except I doubt any moron would be seen dead in their stuff anyway.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM


You never know.

Posted by: Crocs at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (S5SYn)

316 >>Your man card. Hand it over.


For quoting Ace?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

317 billboards in Times Square?

https://tinyurl.com/y23cpldp


Someone mentions "Antifashion". Antifa-shion, get it? Don't know if that's really the company.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (TQyCa)

318 Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?



That was prolly the one and only funny skit I ever saw by that Chris Whatsisname "comic" and it was only funny because Belushi.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (HaL55)

319 Yep, weanlings and 6.5 creedmore FTW. Buddy of mine dropped 300lbs Boar with a BMG on his acreage, he didn't want to take any chances. Some of his friends pour corn around a 5 gallon bucket of Tannerite and IED them. They have a severe hog issue in the south hill country.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death


I would love this hog trap.

Right about the 4 minute mark.

Boar Buster Hog Trap.

https://bit.ly/33Hmv1R

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (sE4m0)

320 "The "Shari's" restaurant chain is knows for its pies, so you probably can get one there, but other than that, I think you pretty much have to make it yourself these days."

Every once in a while I have a Tastycake lemon pie (snack size, lemon filling surrounded by a crust, no meringue), which is a poor substitute.

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (U3LtS)

321 Captain Pissgums and His Pervert Pirates?

Anyone else remember that?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (e8/pY)


S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

322 Co-equal branches

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One of my pet peeves too. Separate branch - not co-equal.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (sX1BW)

323 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Does he have a newsletter?

Posted by: Matt Plauer at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (vtcmf)

324 I saw Shit Damn Fuck Tits open for Indian Musclefuck at Hole in the Wall outside London in '78.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)

325 Hot women in tight pants can overcome a LOT of flaws. A LOT.

So can Hot Women with NO pants !

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (arJlL)

326 I was up sick during the night. Waking up to that cuck list was just what the Dr ordered. Thanks

Posted by: Priscilla Hutchin's turkey baster at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Bf3hj)

327 Heh... I swear I remember a time that Ace absolutely forbade the word "cuck" on this blog. How times change.

But I suppose sometimes that's the word that works the best.

About the "wink" when someone says they're "conservative"...

I'm not particularly conservative but the whole thing makes me want to publicly confess and assert that I am, because the criticisms are bogus. Same with the word "fundamentalist" back when... People who wanted to distance from that annoyed me because it was giving into slanders on the basis of a very few "bad actor" churches. So my response was to identify more strongly with "fundamentalist" even though I haven't been good about going to church for at least a few house-moves now.

The conformism to public whim and opinion pisses me off just for the principle of the thing. People who only see themselves in the opinions of others instead of seeing themselves piss me off. If you don't know who you are, I'm going to get all judgy and stuff and perhaps suggest that you figure it out.

Be not conformed to the world... seeking approval from men...

Posted by: Synova at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (BD/yx)

328 288 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)


When she started drinking before noon.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:13 PM (e8/pY)

329 Ass like a young Keifer Sutherland?

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:08 PM (ypTww)

Your man card. Hand it over.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor



Sorry, OM, garrett has the ace cred on this one.

Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (wzVKm)

330 Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

TNG, The Drumhead

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (nFwvY)

331 The Democrats in DC already think they wear purple.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (JECV8)

332 OM is on fire today! Thank you

>>

Mc Raven is a huge disappointment but then I remember that Obama got rid of most of the good flag officers and Mc Raven reminds me of this.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (oiNtH)

333 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

When she started drinking before noon.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019



***

So, quite a long time then?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (axyOa)

334 I hate Halloween. I admit it.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 18, 2019 10:32 AM (lwiT4)

How come? Even though it has pagan roots it's tied to All Saints Day. Although there's often vandalism associated with it it's essentially a brief time after dark for children to have harmless fun.

Or is it related to the difficulty of managing candy inventories?
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 11:32 AM (y7DUB)

If a tyke shows up as Elizabeth Warren, hide the candy. She'll take it all.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (e1mEI)

335 Amazon also offers a cyclops skull (eek!!) and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe.

Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (B06Zw)

336 When she started drinking before noon.

To be fair, she only drinks before noon if she wakes up in time.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM (TQyCa)

337 >>Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".


Pure Poetry.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (ypTww)

338 Yes, she has a pretty face. However, watch her on that show - she looks like a boy who's just hit puberty. It is weird and offputting.
Posted by: Lizzy
---------

I find her extremely attractive.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (LxqES)

339 312 >>I love old pinball machines


You and me both. I have one nice 90s machine up and running right now and I am constantly looking for my next 4 or 5!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:11 PM (ypTww)

I used to play a lot in the 60's

They look like they would be fun to restore

I got room for a few in my cave

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (rpxSz)

340 Mc Raven is a huge disappointment but then I remember that Obama got rid of most of the good flag officers and Mc Raven reminds me of this.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM



Obama's perfumed princes.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (axyOa)

341
307 247 "Rome was always going to become an empire, Caesar or no Caesar."

ah, hindsight.

how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.

All it will take is him riding up on his white horse; and if it isn't white, the MSM will photoshop it for him.

Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (+0uDE)

342 Another torpedo....circles back.



https://wapo.st/33BCxua

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)

343 how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?


sure is easier than thinking for yourselves isn't it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Rarvo)

344 The funny/frustrating thing is the left still thinks George W, R-Money, McCain, etc are "conservative Republicans" and Fox News is super duper ultra right wing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (FiUMj)

345 The Republicans ARE cucks, but I think Obama being half-black caused them to tread lightly for fear of being called racists.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:09 PM (NFEMn)

Yeah, and how did that work out for them?
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (e8/pY)

Not very well. My point is that they may not let a white dude get away with what they let Obama get away with.

But I could be wrong.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (NFEMn)

346 >>They look like they would be fun to restore

I got room for a few in my cave


Pinside is a good resource. Like all Forums, though...filled with assholes.

But their Marketplace and Pin Locator are gold.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (ypTww)

347 Exterminators. Someone saw a cockroach up on 12.

That must be some cockroach.

Bite your head off, man.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

348 One of my pet peeves too. Separate branch - not co-equal.
Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (sX1BW)

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It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)

349 seems weird that Michael Rennie wasn't on Star Trek. he exudes super advanced alien species. I guess not everyone gets to have a successful career.

Posted by: x at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (nFwvY)

350 The funny/frustrating thing is the left still thinks George W, R-Money, McCain, etc are "conservative Republicans" and Fox News is super duper ultra right wing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (FiUMj)


Had a liberal friend that thought that The Daily Show and The Colbert Report were left wing and right wing Yin and Yang.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

351 "The Does would prefer not being raped by either."Posted by: garrett

then they shouldn't put out that scent ... ha.


Yeah, they run at first, but I think that may be more mating dance than really trying to get away. After a little chase, they submit ... but I've never really studied their thought process. The does don't try THAT hard ... more of a trot, not a full speed run to escape. And I think they eye up the big buck ... I could be wrong, maybe it is just all rape rape in deer land.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (Cus5s)

352 McLovin>McRaven

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (PEQpV)

353
Coyotes deserve to run wild..................


Over my taut muscular body....shoot me now.

Posted by: saf at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (5IHGB)

354 and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe.
Posted by: Nearsighted Cyclops
-------

Probably better that we not speak of this in the presence of the Empress.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (LxqES)

355 If you got cucked and liked it,
You might be a cuck.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (pB6Gt)

356

Michael Rennie was in a sci-fi flick CYBORG 2087.

Posted by: Soothsayer at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (+jmjg)

357 S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)


Recently, I found a bunch of Zap Comix and also a lot stuff by R.Crumb I hadn't seen before online and was able to download them.

Holy crap.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (e8/pY)

358 Have some people trying to buy some land from me right now.

If they come at me with the right offer, I plan on adding a few more machines and a project / resto machine to the mix.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (ypTww)

359 Dems are are grasping at straws.
THE HOUSE holds power of impeachment investigation, NOT the Speaker, NOT a committee, THE HOUSE as a WHOLE. THREE impeachment votes before the WHOLE house have FAILED. Why fear for a fourth try??? EXPOSURE?
OH--One more thing --
DOJ has obtained blackberries from spy Joseph Mifsud

Posted by: rld with coffee at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Mrl0c)

360 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.

-------------

But this is my argument for a smaller house.

The House is too big. As it grew, its power diminished.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (sX1BW)

361 Oops. /Maddcow

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (LxqES)

362 @237

This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


You cannot win this fight by capturing stateless terrorists and fighters, you win this by killing them and you keep killing them until either there will to fight is gone or there are simply no more fighters to kill.


or you don't go to war.


The way we are conducting our "war fighting" only lead to more war.


Which is probably the point.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 18, 2019 12:03 PM (dWEpx)
**************
I was shocked to here there are 10,000 ISIS prisoners. I guess I had assumed they had been killed.
Seriously, how many prisoners can these countries take that would even make a dent in that number?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (wiXsO)

363 "and a full size corpse in a spiders cocoon to true unnerve an arachnophobe."

* activates 1MC *

* crackle hiss pop *

Paging AtC. Paging AtC. AtC to a Moron courtesy phone, please.

That is all.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (S5SYn)

364 Guys:

43g5yg4y5ft52

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (Hygy1)

365 Since this is the morning rant thread, what is it with tiny little ole Marland and its outsized influence in Washington?

Stony Hower, House Majority Leader, Elijah Cummings, Chairman of the House Oversight & Reform Committee, and to a lesser though no less foul extent, Chris Van Hollen, have (had re; Cummings = mort) a pretty large influence on the Democrat party leadership.

Must be due to Maryland being the bedroom (flop-house) community of DC. You can't swing a dead cat without hitting a liberal/progressive around here!

/rant

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM (sM+h7)

366 Back when we like Megyn Kelly he called her "blue Aryan fury with an ass like a young Kiefer Sutherland".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2019 12:14 PM

Should I be worried that so many Morons can picture a young Kiefer Sutherland's ass?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (dkvcO)

367 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)

When she started drinking before noon.

-
So the third grade, huh?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (+y/Ru)

368 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)


Oh yeah? Eat me.

Posted by: Marbury v. Madison at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (e8/pY)

369 >>but I've never really studied their thought process. The does don't try THAT hard ... more of a trot, not a full speed run to escape.


Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.

Those Does wanted NO part of the scene.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ypTww)

370 Has anyone actually seen Batwoman? The one trailer I watched seemed okay. I've been trying extra hard not to hear *any* marketing or publicity for stuff because the people they hire for that think that hyping all the sjw elements is a good thing, somehow. And then when they piss everyone off they blame it on reactions to the *movie* but I don't know how many people actually see the movie to reject it or if they're mostly rejecting the gender studies marketing team.

Posted by: Synova at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (BD/yx)

371 This speaks to the unwinnability of all of this.


There should not be 10,000 prison beds for Isis fighters, there should be 10,000 graves.


Don't even need graves. Drop the right size bombs and it's just a mist.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (sE4m0)

372 Numero Uno in defining Cucks


if you blow smoke up someone's ass, you're a cuck

hate fucking smoke blowers

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (rpxSz)

373 That would cut down on Congressional hogs, put a pile of counterfeit $100s over a bucket of explosives.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (JECV8)

374 173 Why don't we just make Mexico a military protectorate?

Use all the troops in the ME and bring them home and turn Mexico into what we should have done with Iraq. That is a country in name only - actually controlled by the US.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 11:43 AM (sX1BW)

I think about this myself from time to time. Mexico has oil too.
Posted by: Someguy at October 18, 2019 11:46 AM (BiWEa)

It seems some people's isolationist impulses are only limited to certain areas.
Build a wall, strictly enforce immigration laws, institute exit visas, and force Mexico to figure it out by not allowing them a safety valve for disaffected people. Sort of like how the East German government was seriously terrified of the protesters who insisted "Wir bleiben HIER! (We are staying HERE)"

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (qBdNM)

375

"Toxic fan culture."

In other words, they're insulting the same people they're trying to convince to give them money.

How is that supposed to work?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2019 11:40 AM (Do2h6)


Stupid audience is too dumb to know what it should like.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


It's more than that. It's an expectation that people WANT to be hectored and guilt tripped at every moment. It is a truly puritanical mindset that demands a constant state of felt unworthiness and shame (constantly and for all things on the part of whites at least, and carried over to the sainted minorities when discussing sexuality).

It's deeply disturbed and appeals largely I think to a certain type of mindset that is difficult to define apart from the "cuck" epithet we've been using for a while now. But there is something real about how these folks constantly want to be trodden upon. Masochist? Submissive? not even a sexual kink, because it is deeply tied to a notion of moral superiority.

Self-flagellants in Medieval times, castrati in Roman era, people who want to be debased. I can't find the perfect articulation of the concept aside from willful self-destruction and self-loathing.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (w+Z9D)

376 357 S. Clay Wilson was awesome. I'll bet zombie's hippie parents have a copy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:12 PM (y7DUB)

Recently, I found a bunch of Zap Comix and also a lot stuff by R.Crumb I hadn't seen before online and was able to download them.

Holy crap.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:17 PM (e8/pY)

IIRC R. Crumb had a thing for bootilicious black women.

Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

377 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
-----
*looks in drawer for one-time pad code*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (LxqES)

378 367 When did Hillary go full-on Bircher?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 18, 2019 12:07 PM (NFEMn)


she does like beer

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (rpxSz)

379 May I introduce you to Obama judges?

Only if they're shackled to the wall of a cave somewhere.

Posted by: JEM at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (8erNz)

380 All of those times, it has been whitetail. The Mule Deer are a lot more refined about the whole process.


Thought, the Whitetail bucks will chase down and rape the Mulie does, too.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:21 PM (ypTww)

381 Numero Uno in defining Cucks


if you blow smoke up someone's ass, you're a cuck

hate fucking smoke blowers
Posted by: REDACTED
--------

If you piss on someone's leg, and then hand them an umbrella.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (LxqES)

382 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


She's got big tits and a fat ass.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

383 Another torpedo....circles back.
https://wapo.st/33BCxua


"Kent.. is the first known example of a career diplomat who raised concerns internally in the Obama administration about Hunter Biden's board position."

Unprecedented!

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (dzJ3R)

384 Another torpedo....circles back.


Wow, that's a really good blowjob Biden got from that article.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (HaL55)

385 Pinside is a good resource. Like all Forums, though...filled with assholes.

But their Marketplace and Pin Locator are gold.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (ypTww)

thanks

I'll let you know when I buy one

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (rpxSz)

386 >>43g5yg4y5ft52



You sank my battleship!

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (ypTww)

387 Don't even need graves. Drop the right size bombs and it's just a mist.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:20 PM


Let's do the math:

Daisycutters + Arc Light = FTW

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (S5SYn)

388 It burns me up. Read the fucking Constitution. The judiciary is clearly not supposed to be "co-equal," for Chrissakes. It's a weak sister. The executive less so. But the Congress is supreme. Hence the order of the fucking Articles. Read it. It's all very clear.

Co-equal, my left nut.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2019 12:16 PM (G/iPE)


This is why there should've been an Article V convention after Marbury v Madison to put the black robed usurping tyrants back in their fucking place. But there wasn't and here we are. Frankly it's a tribute to the Founders that everything didn't turn to shit a long time ago.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (y7DUB)

389 how long before America puts a purple robe on some dude?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 18, 2019 12:00 PM (PEQpV)

Given our woke generals and admirals, not as long as we might hope.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (RD7QR)

Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.

All it will take is him riding up on his white horse; and if it isn't white, the MSM will photoshop it for him.



Posted by: rd at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM


****

I have a great deal of respect for a lot of these guys...but...
While they were successful military officers, at the end of the day the only pond in DC they were good at swimming in was the Pentagon. Up on the Hill, they may of been glad-handed and got lots of budget shit passed, but they were out of their league. Now that they have retired...oh look, they've found their voice and it sounds like they have all emerged from the Democrat echo chamber.
That isn't leadership, that isn't even good followership, it is just ego.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (axyOa)

390 VIA @ 342,

Biden's office told this guy that the VP didn't have the "bandwith" to deal with that issue as his other son was battling cancer.

Nice. Biden once again uses a tragedy in his family to avoid the issue of a conflict of interest re: Hunter/Ukraine. What a POS.

Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)

391 342 Another torpedo....circles back.

https://wapo.st/33BCxua
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 18, 2019 12:15 PM (cqNba)


Those Acme torpedo never work.

I'll try some heat-seeking missiles next.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (e8/pY)

392 As Annie Lennox said - some want to be abused.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (JECV8)

393 Andrew Bates, a Biden campaign spokesman, said in a statement that "on Joe Biden's watch, the U.S. made eradicating corruption a centerpiece of our policies toward Ukraine."

Gotta award him a few points for chutzpah with that one.

Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (x/2Z8)

394

IIRC R. Crumb had a thing for bootilicious black women.
Posted by: Totally not joncelli


He in fact liked zaftig white women far better, but drew them in a way that looks like modern rap women to our eyes. He was more than a bit of a racist, to be fair.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (w+Z9D)

395 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM

The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (dkvcO)

396 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil

Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (l8gTz)

397 >>thanks


No problem.

If you find an Operator in your area, or even a collector or two, they'll usually be more than happy to help you locate and repair. Really a helpful community of geeks those Pinball players are.

Pinsides ratings / reviews are also nice. They have a library of just about every post war machine ever made.

Good luck! Let me now what you find. So many cool old machines out there.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (ypTww)

398 Wow. Was that a Ron Paul rally last night in Dallas?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (qBdNM)

399 As Annie Lennox said - some want to be abused.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (JECV


Not a bad tune to now have stuck in my head.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

400 "If you always say, "we must pick our battles" but never see any battles good enough to pick...you may be a cuck."

I think we've finally found a battle that is good enough. Specifically, any battles involving the Middle East, as seen by the case of Syria.

Posted by: Another Anon at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (0gLzw)

401 If you piss on someone's leg, and then hand them an umbrella.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2019 12:22 PM (LxqES)

If I had a buck for every fag who ask me if I would take $X
for an antique

and after I agreed, they say "we'll think about it"

hope they die a painful death

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (rpxSz)

402 This is why there should've been an Article V convention after Marbury v Madison to put the black robed usurping tyrants back in their fucking place.

------------

M v M is not the problem. M v M said the Constitution was supreme. The judiciary functioned as the weak branch for 150 years following M v M. It was the Warren court that seized upon M v M to establish judicial supremacy.

Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

403
>43g5yg4y5ft52



You sank my battleship!
Posted by: garrett


I was told there would be no chess on weekdays . . . .

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (w+Z9D)

404 >>The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.


The shelves are not on the wall

Repeat

The shelves are NOT on the wall.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (ypTww)

405 386 >>43g5yg4y5ft52

You sank my battleship!
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:23 PM (ypTww)


No, that's the Sicilian Defense.

Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (e8/pY)

406 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil

Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM


***

Remember when this country was a great place to vacation? Well, take a deep breath before you check it out now!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (axyOa)

407 I'll try some heat-seeking missiles next.
Posted by: Wile E. Coyote, Soooooper Genius at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM


I have had, how you say, success with the one-eyed model.

Posted by: Paolo at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (S5SYn)

408 398 Wow. Was that a Ron Paul rally last night in Dallas?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (qBdNM)


Ru, Ru, not Ron

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (rpxSz)

409 Speaking of cucks . . .

Hoo boy: Colorado poll has Cory Gardner trailing by double digits in Senate race

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (+y/Ru)

410 43g5yg4y5ft52
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 18, 2019 12:18 PM

The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (sE4m0)

411 He's gonna take the SKIN boat to TUNA town.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

412 The ewok has silky pelt. I say again, the ewok has a silky pelt.


The shelves are not on the wall

Repeat

The shelves are NOT on the wall.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM



The drill runs backwards.
Je repet: The drill runs backwards.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)

413 330 Was she on Deep Space Nine or one of the other series?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

TNG, The Drumhead
Posted by: x at October 18, 2019


*
*

Ah; I recall it. Not from her big movie-star days, then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (ClOmq)

414
Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.

Those Does wanted NO part of the scene.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:19 PM (ypTww)

Nobody wants floppy seconds.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (e1mEI)

415 At some point do we not say,

"Fighters or terrorists from groups or nations not adhering to the Geneva code (I know, I know) will not be treated as POWs if captured. They will be summarily executed and the bodies left to rot or unceremoniously burned, whichever is easier for us."

Posted by: RM at October 18, 2019 12:28 PM (U3LtS)

416 The drill runs backwards.
Je repet: The drill runs backwards.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2019 12:27 PM (axyOa)


The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.

Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)

417 FTR :

Deer Rape and Pinball


Serendipitous topics.

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (ypTww)

418 Nice. Biden once again uses a tragedy in his family to avoid the issue of a conflict of interest re: Hunter/Ukraine. What a POS.
Posted by: Cheri at October 18, 2019 12:24 PM (oiNtH)


That's Biden's MO

Making up shit

Like claiming a drunk truck driver killed his baby and his wife

He's a fucking liar and he's too dumb to be a liar

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM (rpxSz)

419 The Vespa is OFF its Axis.

REPEAT

The Vespa is OFF its Axis

Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (ypTww)

420 The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.
Posted by: Sponge



That is nothing to laugh at. Ran into that on an old farm trailer wheel. Destroyed the rim trying to get the wheel off.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:30 PM (sE4m0)

421 The nut is reverse thread.

Again. The nut is REVERSE thread.
Posted by: Sponge at October 18, 2019 12:29 PM

Wait, whut? Ace nuts in reverse?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (dkvcO)

422 At least not a Pinball Rapist of the toaster.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (JECV8)

423 It's gonna be an early night.

Repeat, it's gonna be an early night.

Posted by: Bull Wynn at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (CMS0p)

424 Given our sometimes fan boi enthusiasm for people like General Petraeus and General Mattis, I agree.



The problem is that you usually only hear from the ones the media likes, not the good ones.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (nRWPy)

425 Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

Earl Warren was a true piece of shit but he conveniently used M and M as a pretext just like that other whore Chief Justice, John Roberts, used Kavanaugh's opinion for "it's a tax".

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

426 Ace up.


Repeat.


Ace up.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (sE4m0)

427 He in fact liked zaftig white women far better, but drew them in a way that looks like modern rap women to our eyes. He was more than a bit of a racist, to be fair.
Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (w+Z9D)


See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AosHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (e8/pY)

428 The tits are not calm. Repeat. The tits are not calm.

But are they real ?

Are they spectacular ! ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (arJlL)

429 Good luck! Let me now what you find. So many cool old machines out there.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (ypTww)

Will do

I see prolly a couple a dozen machines for sale up here in western MA at auction. Usually go for a few bucks.

I have a complete restoration shop

I have restore everything except a human

retired now, so have time

Posted by: REDACTED at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (rpxSz)

430 This has little national implication but does substantiate that Biden is a long-term nasty little lying fuck.

https://bit.ly/2VQe4Pg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 18, 2019 12:35 PM (+y/Ru)

431 Are they spectacular ! ?

Posted by: JT at October 18, 2019 12:33 PM (arJlL)


As long as they're real.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:37 PM (e8/pY)

432 See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse, AosHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 18, 2019 12:32 PM (e8/pY)


The documentary of Crumb is very good. He's an odd duck, kind of like the Steve Buscemi character in Ghost World. He's a lot better person than Harvey Pekar was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:42 PM (y7DUB)

433 396 The Conservative Case for Invading Mexico and Taking Their Oil
Posted by: The Mirror Universe The Bulwark at October 18, 2019 12:25 PM (l8gTz)

Easy case to make.

According to its own internal documents, Mexico controls only around 20% of its claimed territory.

It can not be said, by any stretch of the imagination, to be sovereign over the rest.

As these regions are lawless no-man's lands run by narcoterrorists, and as their very businees of selling poison on America's streets makes them our problem, we have the absolute right to deal with this problem as we see fit, and no nation has any legitimate grievance with us doing so.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (J+mig)

434 "Man, I have seen some full on gang rapes while out hunting. Multiple bucks chasing and breeding for a couple hours at a time.
Those Does wanted NO part of the scene."Posted by: garrett

interesting .. I don't hunt myself, but watch them from where I sit now. my info is second hand ... on the hunters saying the does shut out the smaller bucks.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 18, 2019 12:49 PM (Cus5s)

435
If you refuse to assert Congress' power to declare war in favor of passing the buck to the Executive branch and then you snipe at that branch's decisions, you may be a cuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (yfLR3)

436
If you refuse to insist that Congress pass honest budget bills in favor of pork-larded continuing resolutions in order to finance the government, you may be a cuck.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2019 12:59 PM (yfLR3)

437 "They were so caught up in their social status games that they had little time for actual governance. Caesar didn't have to take power from them."

The Senate (well, Pompey and friends) fought a war before Caesar was named dictator.

He started acting like he thought was a king, Brutus et. al. killed him and they had ANOTHER war.

Then Octavian and Antony tried being co-dictators, and ended up fighting ANOTHER war.

It wasn't as simple as the Senate bending over for Caesar.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 18, 2019 01:02 PM (9ILbn)

438

See his autobiographical comic "My Troubles With Women" where he explains all of that. When he hit puberty, he grew very resentful toward the girls who preferred the alpha male jock types who treated them like shit to a sensitive soul like himself. I don't think Crumb is a racist, but a misogynist? Yeah, you can make that argument.

I found MTWW very disturbing, but I couldn't stop reading it.


Posted by: OregonMuse,


Thanks, OM. I have not read MTWW, but I have seen both documentaries (i seem to remember 2, but I'm out of it at the moment) and looked at a ton of his work over the decades. He has not drawn a ton of the exotic girls., and when he does, it's often with the 1930's stereotype black "coon" type pejorative looking men. I seem to remember from the documentaries some discussion that was kind of hard-edged racist (not just anachronistic to today's sensibilities), but can't fully recall right now.

Posted by: imp at October 18, 2019 01:04 PM (w+Z9D)

439 Take my wife . . . please!

Posted by: Henny Cuckman at October 18, 2019 01:41 PM (5fSr7)

440 That's Spartacus's girlfriend, Jean Simmons.

No, not that Spartacus. The real Spartacus.

Posted by: Chris W at October 18, 2019 02:10 PM (P7iDO)

441 .
FIFY!
If you think Bill Kristol is a great thinker...your name is Cucky McCuckface.

Posted by: Mongo at October 18, 2019 02:46 PM (pHl8P)

442 You know, kinda like we're still protecting Germany from, something, but have no real troop strength on our own border?
Posted by: Don Q at October 18, 2019 12:10 PM (NgKpN)

Make America Whiny Again.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 02:56 PM (qBdNM)

443 425 Posted by: SH at October 18, 2019 12:26 PM (sX1BW)

Earl Warren was a true piece of shit but he conveniently used M and M as a pretext just like that other whore Chief Justice, John Roberts, used Kavanaugh's opinion for "it's a tax".
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 18, 2019 12:31 PM (y7DUB)

Chief Justice Roberts, mentally, has not left high school. He still wants to be loved by the cool kids and get the invites to the cool parties.

Which is why he made the ruling he did in 2012 in regards to socialized medicine.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at October 18, 2019 03:00 PM (qBdNM)

444 Will a Killdeer kill a deer?

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 19, 2019 12:55 PM (FLiOE)

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