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The Soyciety Pages, Issue One

The Bulwark. The Dispatch.

I feel like I need to get in on this game of starting a vintage 2002 era blog and giving it a "The [X]" title. (Which was actually a big thing around 2002, when everything was like "The Bulletin" and "The Agenda" and "The Lede" and etc. Prior to that, the "hot" naming convention had just been one-word vague names, like "Content" or "Slate.")

So I'm starting a, um, "vertical" on this site, a newsletter if you will, dedicated to covering The Wife-Sharers and the extremist leftist Democrats they support.

It's called The Soyciety Pages.

Issue one:

The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Shares His Fiercely Heterosexual Passion for His Also-Fiercely Heterosexual "Significant Other"

Oh my, did someone turn the heat up in here?

I do declare, I feel happy tingles in my frontbutt.

I'm afraid I just wasn't expecting this much man so early in the afternoon. Stars and garters!



Here's a Fiercely Heterosexual exchange between some very junior league NeverTrumpers:



Bill Kristol declares his support for Nancy Pelosi:


Finally, the pure admission.

The Club4Growth goes after Mitt Romeny as La href="https://twitter.com/club4growth/status/1184562680457125889">a "secret asset" of Nancy Pelosi.

Is it secret though?



Meanwhile, Julie Kelly rips the cvcked-out, tucked-under Washington Examiner, filled with NeverTrump liberal Republicans and straight Buzzfeed-type liberals, who attack Trump and his staffers all day long but then have the gall to advertise their stupid conference to Trump voters, which features former Trump officials as speakers.





Someone asks, "Why does the Washington Examiner give donors the false impression it isn't part of the anti-Trump resistance?"

They're trying to suck donor money on the representation that they are pro-GOP (and therefore pro-Trump) but all that money goes into running a less-fun version of Buzzfeed, staffed by effeminate nebbishes, sissies, and drips.

Oh, since I'm posting tweets: Obama endorsed Justin Trudeau.



Oh, and here's a new inductee into the Soyciety Pages: #Woke snitch LeBron James, the all-time NBA leader in manqueefs.

Deleted. I don't know if the user deleted it or Twitter demanded he delete it. It showed LeBron being bent over and ridden hard by Winnie the Pooh in a Red China shirt.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:00 PM




Comments

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1 OT: first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 02:59 PM (q80AH)

2 turd

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:00 PM (jYnPD)

3 in top ten

Posted by: USMC 8541 at October 17, 2019 03:00 PM (NmR1a)

4 Matt, a serious question: What can we do to help them rediscover their integrity, and rededicate themselves to the country's greater good against a seriously unstable president?

==========

Holy shit.

Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 03:01 PM (q80AH)

5 The Moron.

Just a thought.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:01 PM (NiXyF)

6 Okay.

The Horde.

Probably would focus-group better.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:01 PM (NiXyF)

7 New thread.

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 17, 2019 03:02 PM (ECrgQ)

8 The Anchro

The Drain

The (Garbage) Disposal

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 03:02 PM (KUaJL)

9 How many dollars per subscriber are they paying?

Posted by: rd at October 17, 2019 03:02 PM (8wz/7)

10 The Upper Deck

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 03:02 PM (KUaJL)

11 The Boner.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 17, 2019 03:02 PM (ufFY8)

12 Another rookie mistake but it was worth it to read the content

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 17, 2019 03:03 PM (Js8Dx)

13 The Soyciety Pages, Issue One

ICWYDT.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (NiXyF)

14 I wish Bill Kristol would shut up.

Along with Romney and others.
It is like watching reruns of a really stupid show while tied to a chair and being tortured slowly by a dripping faucet.

Posted by: ChristyBlink aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (SK2xO)

15 So Bill Krystal is finally showing his true Democrat colors.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (mpXpK)

16 Basking in the glow of Ace's heat

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (786Ro)

17 See, sometimes you SHOULD read the content before commenting.

Let that be a lesson to you all.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (NiXyF)

18 So I'm starting a, um, "vertical" on this site, a newsletter if you will, dedicated to covering The Wife-Sharers and the extremist leftist Democrats they support.
+++++++++++++
ummm, shouldn't that be a "horizontal?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:05 PM (I2dne)

19
Speaking of owned on a tight leash cuckholes, who bought out Drudge?

Whomever it is, the new editors actually get under their wives so they can get penetrated too...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 17, 2019 03:05 PM (UFLLM)

20 Love it! Will this be a daily thing or weekly?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (ev02w)

21 Do we get a discount code before we sign up?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (axyOa)

22 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

23 Didn't The Golden Boy Bubba Clinton actually LOSE the nuclear codes for over a month?

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (BvNzB)

24 This is content I can get behind!

Stuff I can reach out and grab hold of!

I really feel like I could come on board with this content!

Posted by: David French at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (1OnpW)

25 Do we get a discount code before we sign up?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (axyOa)
+++++++++++
No, but the Exciting New Venture will permit unicode in comments.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (I2dne)

26

Megaton McCain says the Granny Botox picture shows her as a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men. Sure it does lardo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (kw5n8)

27 Can't see the peking image. What is it?

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

28
The LeBron James one is gone. Dang, I bet it was funny.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (M9ntN)

29 Looks like the goosestepping eunuchs at twitter already took down the PeKing James BadThoughts.

Posted by: nothing outside the State! at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (h5TKJ)

30 @CBSNews
Sen. Cory Booker was at the #DemDebate with his girlfriend, actress Rosario Dawson, and talked to CBS News about her role in "Jane The Virgin."



In her current role Rosario's still a virgin, no?

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (786Ro)

31 "effeminate nebbishes, sissies, and drips"

"tucked-under"

"front-butt"

Comedy gold, Ace.

But Julie Kelly is bringing the fire to the WashEx, and let's hope Sarah Sanders is reading it, and speaks it from the podium when she delivers her talk at Sea Island.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (4ZE6o)

32 The Soyciety Pages, Issue One

lol, Perfect

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

33

Yeah, Drudge has gone from a must see a couple times a day to once-in-the-evening or if there is news breaking.

Really crapped the bed. Possibly pun intended.

Posted by: imp at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (uKiy5)

34 No, but the Exciting New Venture will permit unicode in comments.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (I2dne)


Nooooooooooooo!

Posted by: Pixy Hamsters at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (aS1PU)

35 https://twitter.com/pekingjames for other good ones. just because the censors shut down one doesn't mean the others do not go through.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (ujg0T)

36 Quim Hilyerrrr is a fucktard.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (Cm/Rz)

37 So Bill Krystal is finally showing his true Democrat colors.


I'd say something about how even my 8 year old granddaughter recognized a staged photo-op, but its little Billy. He's in on it.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (axyOa)

38 19
Speaking of owned on a tight leash cuckholes, who bought out Drudge?

Whomever it is, the new editors actually get under their wives so they can get penetrated too...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 17, 2019 03:05 PM (UFLLM)

He sold his advertisement rights to Google. His dad owned a smallish advertising company I believe which Google bought.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (ev02w)

39 Tell the truth Ace. Next will be a Patreon account. If we send enough dollars, you'll send Polaroids of you in a tool belt.

I know how these newsletter games work!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (1OnpW)

40 So....LeBeon is a China-lover?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (ufFY8)

41 Frontbutt...... oh my....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (zL/eJ)

42 The Dry Rub

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 03:08 PM (5l6gb)

43 I do declare, I feel happy tingles in my frontbutt.

And this here is why I frequent this hive of scum and villainy.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

44 The Washington Ex has always been an RNCe paper.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (mpXpK)

45 Wow. I feel stretched out!

Posted by: Shep! at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (1OnpW)

46 Peking James sounds like some Chinese American dish that Chinese complain about when they go to Chinese restaurants in American. "We don't have that in China."

Posted by: Eddie Baby at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (wpJDK)

47 Looks like the Twitter-stasi already got PeKing James (@pekingjames).

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (c9LgJ)

48 The Stranger.
Oh wait, thats taken.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (TLxpZ)

49 Will there be a Soyciety Cruise?

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

50 Is the "25th Amendment" next up on the Impeachment Jukebox? Or will it be "Emmoluments?"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

51 I feel wide

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (RD7QR)

52 *lights cigarette*

Posted by: The Margins at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (ejd/p)

53 This escalated widened quickly.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (NiXyF)

54 BLOW ME!

Posted by: The Margins at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Whoa

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (aS1PU)

56 Horizontal.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (Cm/Rz)

57 GIRTH

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (NFEMn)

58 The guy at the end of the big table on the left looks rather amusingly irritated at finger pointing Nancy, as if he's saying. "There she goes again!" The leftists thought this was a good look for Nancy?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (j0JAA)

59 None of these clowns have any idea how the nuclear enterprise actually works

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (LB9Jm)

60 Someone tell Quin that integrity is a president who FINALLY keeps his promises

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (Js8Dx)

61
Who funds The Soyciety Pages?!

Posted by: Cucked Out and Tucked Under at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6q)

62 "Ok... maybe I'm a feminist."

Is that Bill Kristol having gender identity issues in his 60s?

Posted by: red speck at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (nrC0n)

63 Sheesh. I'm on a widescreen laptop and even it's margins are blown.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (786Ro)

64 Does anyone think Donald Trump is fit to be Commander in Chief?

Well, enough Americans did so he got elected.

Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (NgKpN)

65 THat's better

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (786Ro)

66 Sen. Cory Booker was at the #DemDebate with his "girlfriend"

Rosario "TBone" Dawson

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (c9LgJ)

67 PeKing James?



BWAHAHAHA. Damn, I'm jealous I didn't think of that first.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (xFSLs)

68 Carriage return spring broke?

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (LB9Jm)

69 61
Who funds The Soyciety Pages?!
Posted by: Cucked Out and Tucked Under at October 17, 2019 03:10 PM (AzW6

Bone broth.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (ev02w)

70 Ok. I get it. We are supposed to be appalled at trump. So appalled that even though he has been a pretty conservative president, we should be having the vapors over his behavior. Who the fuck is your alternative? It sure as hell isnt Weld or Kasich, or any of the other assholes currently primarying trump. Who is your great True Conservative choice? You have had 3 years to find him. Who is it. Name him or shut the fuck up and start backing trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (bPVFb)

71 Billy Kristol better calm down or he's going to pop all his shirt buttons.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

72 The Rear Admiral continues to beclown himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (y7DUB)

73 Whoa this is the worst margin break i've yet seen. Impressive.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

74
Ugh, @pekingjames is a mad NeverTrumper.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (M9ntN)

75 I don't drive on the highway much anymore

I'm intimidated

so big and wide

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (w+zZh)

76 A handy list of the GOP Senators who Must Not Be Trusted, and also a clear explanation why Trump finds it impossible to get anything actually passed, the 10 GOP Senators who voted to override Trump's veto and say that there is NO border emergency:

Blunt
Collins
Lee
Murkowski
Paul
Portman
Romney
Rubio
Toomey
Wicker

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

77 "The Upper Deck"

just the thing to leave for other guests at a DC cocktail party

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (3IWnq)

78 Like two thumbs wide

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (w+zZh)

79 First to emit on Twitter --> so the hoard can follow hashtag #TheSoycietyPages
...as they wallow - or other words rhyming with follow...

Posted by: Fierce Five Second "man" at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (O7t6I)

80 Well, enough Americans did so he got elected.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++++
That was just an adolescent temper tantrum by deplorables. They'll realize that it's dark, cold and scary outside of the mainstream and come back.

Posted by: The Cucks at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (I2dne)

81 Actually I think The Soyciety page it much too polite. The Dung Eating Cuck Oozings would be more appropriate.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (AoLFQ)

82 How is being a feminist tied to supporting a post-menopausal crazy woman?

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (PQRcz)

83 70 Ok. I get it. We are supposed to be appalled at trump. So appalled that even though he has been a pretty conservative president, we should be having the vapors over his behavior. Who the fuck is your alternative? It sure as hell isnt Weld or Kasich, or any of the other assholes currently primarying trump. Who is your great True Conservative choice? You have had 3 years to find him. Who is it. Name him or shut the fuck up and start backing trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (bPVFb)



The GOPee has been giving us platitudes but no results for decades. Their "conservative" media shills are just true to type.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (ujg0T)

84 Aw, hell, the wide thing now was extra-special funny given Ace's original post.

And yes, my sense of humor is seriously distorted.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NiXyF)

85 So that idiot doesn't think Trump can be trusted with the Nuclear Codes?

How many wars as he started in three years?

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)

86 Hey!
Labron plays basketball!
So you should listen to him, and heed his advice on worldly matters!
Someday he could be a useless politician like me getting by on his celebrity!

Posted by: Dead Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (37IEG)

87 Oooh, can we have a cruise?

Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (QzF6i)

88 The Flag
The Ewok
The Ace
The Snark
The Assless Chap

The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (6eEQ+)

89 Rubio that c-sucker so badly wanted to be the next McCain. He may yet be. Mi amigosh.

Posted by: ... at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (sliVX)

90 SPONGE!

Posted by: redc1c4 at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (kTGYg)

91 Maybe Ace can get some lefty billionaire to front a few million for the Soyciety.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (bPVFb)

92 So that idiot doesn't think Trump can be trusted with the Nuclear Codes?

How many wars as he started in three years?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++++++
-1 and counting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (I2dne)

93 https://blindgossip.com/plausible-love/

My second favorite Ace, at blindgossip.com, covered the subject of Cory's 'girlfriend' yesterday.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (iuFgi)

94 It's rather hilarious; here they are asking "can he be trusted with the nuclear codes?" At the same time Trump is the only one trying to stop a war while they are all screeching WAR! WAR!! WAR!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (Kpl3J)

95 How do you say "Twitter" in mandarin?

Speachy clean?

Wy Pei Tweet-ee?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (4ZE6o)

96
Does anyone think Donald Trump is fit to be Commander in Chief?

Well, enough Americans did so he got elected.
Posted by: Don Q

=======

SUPER-CEREAL QUESTION: Can we trust him with the nuclear codes?

It's been a while and no one's been nuked, so...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (M9ntN)

97 Waiting for 100 so we can talk anal.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (Z1ykJ)

98 The Otter.

Posted by: it doesn't have to make sense, does it? at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (h5TKJ)

99 Corey Booker looks like a heavier , shorter Reggie Miller.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (U/b2O)

100 Trump hasn't nuked SanFran yet, I'm disappointed

Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (LB9Jm)

101 And can you imagine the outrage of a Republican anything standing and pointing a finger at TFG in such a meeting?

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (PQRcz)

102 OK, maybe I am a feminist.


Maybe Billy?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (axyOa)

103 Anybody ever left an upper decker?

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (ev02w)

104 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)

105 He forgot to include the word Beard.. significant other beard...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (so+oy)

106 82 How is being a feminist tied to supporting a post-menopausal crazy woman?
Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (PQRcz)

I'm pretty sure Kristol is a male lesbian in a man's body so it's just solidarity.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

107 It is awkward to watch your significant other kissing anybody
........

But if it's a guy I ask to go next.

Posted by: Corey "Xerxes" Booker at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (v0R5T)

108 The Cuckshed RepairMAN?

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (xFSLs)

109
In the old days, crowds would catch these liars and buffoons, strip them, smear warm tar all over their bodies, and throw feathers on them.


I like old school.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (sy5kK)

110 OK, maybe I am an irrelevant poseur.

Posted by: Cap'n Bill at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (786Ro)

111 Bill's not a feminist, he's just a pussy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)

112
Maybe Ace can get some lefty billionaire to front a few million for the Soyciety.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (bPVFb)

---------

Ya know - maybe Ace should start a cuck site for the Omidyar money, and use that to fund his witty, urbane ewok lifestyle, while he puts his real work out for peanuts on AoS.

Sort of similar to Tim Pool's dual YT channels.

Plus, he could create cucktent on the other site, and then rip on it here. Bonus!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (AzW6q)

113 98 The Otter.
Posted by: it doesn't have to make sense, does it? at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (h5TKJ)

Call it The Anal Otter and I'll heartily endorse it.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)

114 Waiting for 100 so we can talk anal.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (Z1ykJ)
+++++++++++
All clear.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (I2dne)

115 Ezra Levant @ezralevant
·
3h
May, 2019: Liberal Party front group @Canada2020
pays Barack Obama US$400,000 for a single speech in Ottawa.

October, 2019: Barack Obama repays the favour, endorsing Trudeau.

I note that @Huawei is a major sponsor of Canada 2020, too.

What a bunch of crooks and conmen.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (vEIlU)

116 Corey Booker looks like a heavier , shorter Reggie Miller.
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (U/b2O)


More like a bald Cheryl.

Posted by: The Margins at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

117 How is being a feminist tied to supporting a post-menopausal crazy woman?

Fur lined handcuffs and ankle bar while being high colonic'd with a strapon traffic cone...

Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (UFLLM)

118 Waiting for 100 so we can talk anal.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (Z1ykJ)

Really? Why? Sounds anally retentive to me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (j0JAA)

119 I was the biggest fan of Reagan you can imagine but I honestly have to say I am troubled greatly by the sexual harassing, emolument hiding, 13,000 lies a day making, serial power abuser in the White House!

Posted by: Jim at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (sliVX)

120 I can honestly say that I could care less about the soyvention of brilliant minds.. BBL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (8SR1L)

121

Heeeere's Willie!

Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (UFLLM)

122 Let's face it. All of this...all this Never Trump bullshit.

It's simply because Trump rips away the mask of exclusivity in the 'serious world of politickin and guv'mint'.

These fucktards want everyone to believe that this is serious work guys! And better left to our betters. Like French and Krystal. Romney, Obama, Hillary and McCain.

Trump just shows that anyone can do this job and most of these assholes are simply grifters sucking at a very, very big pig trough.

And they don't like the exposure.

Why, if people realize they don't need us serious people any more, they just might kick us out!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (1OnpW)

123 Oops.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

124 "front-butt"
heh

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (c9LgJ)

125 Never going back. It is joyous!

Posted by: nip at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (Izot6)

126 Calm down Kristol and take a Midol.

Pelosi looks like the drunk Aunt at the Thanksgiving table that goes on a rant over a perceived slight while everyone just stares at her praying that she passes out soon.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

127 104 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)

And this is why you should buy TupperWare President Bush!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

128 How is being a feminist tied to supporting a post-menopausal crazy woman?

Fur lined handcuffs and ankle bar while being high colonic'd with a strapon traffic cone...
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at October 17, 2019 03:16 PM (UFLLM)
+++++++++++++
Well, that escalated quickly. And darkly. And hilariously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (I2dne)

129 Bill Crystal is a sneering asshole with an unwarranted superiority complex. Not a molecule more.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (AoLFQ)

130 Here we go again.

I hope you're all happy now that I got everyone killed in a Nuclear War.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (37IEG)

131 The Ace is the best Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (jYnPD)

132


So I'm starting a, um, "vertical" on this site, a newsletter if you
will, dedicated to covering The Wife-Sharers and the extremist leftist
Democrats they support.

It's called The Soyciety Pages.

Is it worth 6 million dollars?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (c9LgJ)

133 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

I can't believe Burr didn't do more backstabbing. I've already told Portman to fuck off. At least Tillis has seen the light.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (y7DUB)

134 15
So Bill Krystal is finally showing his true Democrat colors.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:04 PM (mpXpK)

__________


Finally? Did you just awaken from a decades-long coma? ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (eB9N9)

135 You can buy the Hustler copyright for your blog name.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (U/b2O)

136 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)
.........

"Hoorgrid turbiggle blephy gah murtuttle blibbety!"

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (v0R5T)

137 Julie Kelly is great. The Never Trump grifters will be peddling aluminum siding soon enough.

Theoretical: would it still be considered cucking if Rosario Dawson were boning T-bone?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (4dbFH)

138 "a less-fun version of Buzzfeed, staffed by effeminate nebbishes, sissies, and drips"
I don't think I've heard anyone called a drip since the 60s. Are you sure you're 29, Ace?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (NMAzL)

139
The Pudding Cup
The Lamppost
The Long Bow

back-issues will all be called "Willow Letters"

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (786Ro)

140 Deleted. I don't know if the user deleted it or Twitter demanded he delete it. It showed LeBron being bent over and ridden hard by Winnie the Pooh in a Red China shirt.
-------------------------------
Why? Love is Love, Twitter. Bigots.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (ioe2j)

141 Soyciety Pages: #Woke snitch LeBron James

Also joining:
Gregg Popovich (sounds Ukranian)
Mark Cuban (sounds Caribbean)
Steve Kerr (sounds Stupid)

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (6eEQ+)

142 74 Ugh, @pekingjames is a mad NeverTrumper.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (M9ntN)



Is he? His site is full of trolls like that *responding* to him, but I am not seeing. it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (ujg0T)

143 They know better -- and they have abandoned their principles to accommodate him.
____________

What conservative principles have we abandoned?

The principle that it would have been better to have a frothing-at-the-mouth lefty loon criminal like Hillary Clinton as president than it is to have a guy who has appointed hundreds of actual conservatives to be federal judges, cut taxes, stopped the Chinese from screwing us over trade, and tried to defend our border and enforce our immigration laws?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (k4dH2)

144 Trump just shows that anyone can do this job and most of these assholes
are simply grifters sucking at a very, very big pig trough.



And they don't like the exposure.



Amen.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (c9LgJ)

145 The Sirprizanal

Posted by: DitkaCA at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (kVjCi)

146 Caption:

You're a doo-doo brain, Donny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (j0JAA)

147 Trump hasn't nuked SanFran yet, I'm disappointed
Posted by: Jean at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (LB9Jm)


Well, they are shitting all over themselves, so there is that.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (NiXyF)

148 I'm pretty sure Kristol is a male lesbian in a man's body so it's just solidarity.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM


Can someone tweet me a pic of his thumbs? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (ejd/p)

149 87 Oooh, can we have a cruise?
Posted by: sharon at October 17, 2019 03:13 PM (QzF6i)

Only if Amanda Carpenter brings the condoms

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (ev02w)

150 They should use the colon convention in all their titles, because it's suitably pretentious for them.

"Quin Hillyer Emotes: My Life with Dog Dicks"

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (sWM8x)

151 It's a typo. That mincing queen Kristol meant to type, "maybe I am effiminate."

Posted by: Farmer Bob at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (87EdW)

152 Theoretical: would it still be considered cucking if Rosario Dawson were boning T-bone?
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (4dbFH)
+++++++++
Necrocucking is a whole new domain, I think.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:20 PM (I2dne)

153 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)


"Pull My Finger" is a perennial favorite.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (NiXyF)

154 23
Didn't The Golden Boy Bubba Clinton actually LOSE the nuclear codes for over a month?

Posted by: I Have Questions at October 17, 2019 03:06 PM (BvNzB)

_________


His nuclear football is still in some whore's vagina.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (eB9N9)

155 Is it worth 6 million dollars?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (c9LgJ)

--------

That furry little bastard demanded it in quatloos. Awful exchange rate, due to intergalactic arbitrage.

Posted by: Unlucky Pierre Omidyar at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (AzW6q)

156 Pelosi looks like the drunk Aunt at the Thanksgiving table that goes on a rant over a perceived slight while everyone just stares at her praying that she passes out soon.
Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

----------

Nailed it.

Kristol is such an embarrassment.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (jUVms)

157 Does anyone think Donald Trump is fit to be Commander in Chief?


Everything these people know about the world they learned watching movies. NO, DJT does not look like your standard issue, central casting, leading man president from a third rate derivative Hollywood thriller.

WTF do these people know about what a CiC should look like? Have they been in the military? Do they know a lot of chief executives? All they know is the movies, and the parade of incompetents we have from recent history (Clinton? did he look like a CiC?) (Barry? he spat out salutes to the poor military men holding the door for him with disgust at having to do it? He "lead from the bottom" the way no great leader ever would consider) ...

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (LWu6U)

158 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)


Don't make me get on this table and dance.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

159 LOL, speaking of soyciety, I see a 13 year old girl was arrested on felony charges for pointing her fingers at classmates and going "pew, pew, pew".
And, it's not even CA or CO.


https://youtu.be/aVHY0EOXDbs


Just wow.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (Z1ykJ)

160 It would seem to become a Journalist one has to place one's balls in a jar marked DNC. I can see why so many women succeed in this profession these days.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 03:21 PM (yRAFu)

161 76
A handy list of the GOP Senators who Must Not Be Trusted, and also a
clear explanation why Trump finds it impossible to get anything actually
passed, the 10 GOP Senators who voted to override Trump's veto and say
that there is NO border emergency:



Blunt

Collins

Lee

Murkowski

Paul

Portman

Romney

Rubio

Toomey

Wicker

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Just as I figured. A handy list of RINOs and DIABLOs.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (mpXpK)

162 111 Bill's not a feminist, he's just a pussy.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (Kpl3J)


Nancy's the man he wishes he were.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (hLRSq)

163 158 Epic, thank you sir/madam.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (PQRcz)

164 Obama's endorsement?
Hasn't that been a kiss of death?

I'd worry if I were Stepin Trudeau.

Posted by: BuddyPC at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (V47nk)

165 Caption Pelosi? Don't me flash my ta-tas at you, Donald.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (a0IVu)

166 Here's the LeBron James pic..

https://tinyurl.com/y4djc2yz

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (so+oy)

167 I notice the NeverTrumps like to speak in vague terms about 'integrity' and 'honor' and not a lot about specifics so you can't pin them down and point to the profligate failures they claim are the hallmarks of their ideals.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (oVJmc)

168 A handy list of the GOP Senators who Must Not Be Trusted, and also a
clear explanation why Trump finds it impossible to get anything actually
passed, the 10 GOP Senators who voted to override Trump's veto and say
that there is NO border emergency:



Blunt

Collins

Lee

Murkowski

Paul

Portman

Romney

Rubio

Toomey

Wicker

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 03:11 PM (Kpl3J)

Just as I figured. A handy list of RINOs and DIABLOs.
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (mpXpK)


Blunt's mine.

I blistered an e-mail to him yesterday that ended with "I'm looking forward to whoever primaries you next year."

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (NiXyF)

169 I don't get precisely what behavior Trump is engaged in that should be appalling. What are they even talking about?

Keeping campaign promises is excellent behavior from an elected official.

Posted by: DC at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (RZIhl)

170 With all this President Trump will start nuclear war talk, you know Hollyweird will want to reboot The Day After - quick someone dig up Jason Robards

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (5l6gb)

171 Megaton McCain says the Granny Botox picture shows
her as a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men. Sure
it does lardo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (kw5n

Notice who got up and left.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (cxIsI)

172 134 Finally? Did you just awaken from a decades-long coma? ;-)




Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:18 PM (eB9N9)

he's always been a shit as far as Republicans go, but he has never openly went to the Democrats.

Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (mpXpK)

173 118 Waiting for 100 so we can talk anal.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:14 PM (Z1ykJ)

OK, I'm all rears

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (w+zZh)

174 Hilarious that the JEF endorsed a foreign politician instead of Joey Bidet.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (1Vobx)

175 Just as I figured. A handy list of RINOs and DIABLOs.
Posted by: Vic at October 17, 2019 03:22 PM (mpXpK)
++++++++++++
Those are now known "ayes" for impeachment conviction. The Dems are halfway to their supermajority.

I don't think they get there, but being halfway there is pretty fucking terrifying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)

176 I want a Winnie the pooh riding Labron tee shirt, and I want it yesterday.

Get on it Barstool Sports!

Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (6/uwW)

177 Looks like they were playing musical chairs and Nancy mad that she lost.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (U/b2O)

178 Here's the LeBron James pic..

https://tinyurl.com/y4djc2yz
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (so+oy)


LOL!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Blunt's mine.

I blistered an e-mail to him yesterday that ended with "I'm looking forward to whoever primaries you next year."
Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (NiXyF)


dammit, I get Blunt and Sam Graves confused.

Graves is my "Representative." He voted for the anti-Trump Turkey thing yesterday. That's what I blistered him about.

We all in Missouri need to get a lot better at Spotting Your RINOs.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (NiXyF)

180 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)
..........

"We know you killed Elijah..."

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)

181 Hilarious that the JEF endorsed a foreign politician instead of Joey Bidet.


Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (1Vobx)




Surprised me too, didn't know Canada and Kenya had a close relationship.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

182 Surprised me too, didn't know Canada and Kenya had a close relationship.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (Z1ykJ)

Maybe Obama and Trudeau are furries..

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

183 Article ideas for The Soyciety:


Queefing. Not Just For Women Anymore

Strap-Ons. How to Spice Up That Bedroom

Just How Sexy Is (rotating list...suggest we start with Shep! and roll from there)

True Conservatives - The Blacklist

NeverTrump: They May Call Us Names, But Never Trump! Harrumph!

Cruise Cabins. How to Choose the Best View of the Lido Deck

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (1OnpW)

184 "I feel happy tingles in my frontbutt."
Is that your mouth?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?

Posted by: frowny face at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (BhvxL)

185 Is YD here? We could use a magazine cover...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (I2dne)

186 "We know you killed Elijah..."
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:25 PM (v0R5T)


Elijah Wood is mort?

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (NiXyF)

187 All Quiet on the Western Frontbutt

Posted by: JuJuBee at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (RqQOX)

188 Bill "replace the white working class" Kristol makes me ill. Puke on that asshole and his friends

Posted by: CN at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (U7k5w)

189 Notice who got up and left.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (cxIsI)


Details are lost on Mega as she lays waste to The View's buffet table in true caloric carnage.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (y7DUB)

190 50
Is the "25th Amendment" next up on the Impeachment Jukebox? Or will it be "Emmoluments?"

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (NFEMn)

_________

Trump frequently flushes twice after crapping in, on, or around the White House! They don't call him Donnie "Two Flushes" for nothing, you know.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (0xNLz)

191 Kristol is about as convincing as a conservative as Justin Trudeau is as a black man. except Trudeau's minstrelsy is less offensive. go away Bill.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (3IWnq)

192 DC: "I don't get precisely what behavior Trump is engaged in that should be appalling. What are they even talking about?"

The Swamp Draining. They fear that the most. In fact, it is probably the only thing they fear. Because it's everything.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (6eEQ+)

193 165 Caption Pelosi? Don't me flash my ta-tas at you, Donald.
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (a0IVu)
---------------

Gee, thanks for that visual.

I just got back, and stowed my clipboard, only to read this comment.

*starts rummaging around for clipboard*

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (qC1Sy)

194 "Politics ain't beanbag."

I love how Trump who was/is not a politician is one of the few republicans who has figured that out and used it to his advantage.

Either be willing to fight or go home. The gentleman politician is dead and the dems killed him.

See: Kavanaugh hearings

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (jUVms)

195 176 I want a Winnie the pooh riding Labron tee shirt, and I want it yesterday.

Get on it Barstool Sports!
____________

Amazon has a bunch of "Stand with Hong Kong" t-shirts for sale. Made in China.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (k4dH2)

196 Winnie the Pooh, that is the (forbidden in China) symbol for "Emperor" Xi I think, isn't it?

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (Cus5s)

197 171 Megaton McCain says the Granny Botox picture shows
her as a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men. Sure
it does lardo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (kw5n

Notice who got up and left.


Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at October 17, 2019 03:23 PM (cxIsI)


Losing your shit in front of everyone is not control. Stomping out is not control. Remaining and getting on with the meeting as if nothing happened is boss control.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

198 I feel like I need to get in on this game of starting a vintage 2002 era blog and giving it a "The [X]" title.

---------------------------------------

The Barrel, of course!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (KIw0G)

199 ....and another thing, there is no toilet paper in the ladies bathroom!

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (U/b2O)

200 Trump frequently flushes twice after crapping in, on, or around the White House! They don't call him Donnie "Two Flushes" for nothing, you know.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:27 PM (0xNLz)

He's wasting water!

Posted by: The Climate Alarmists in the MSM at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (B4CIY)

201 Elijah got taken into heaven by a chariot in front of a tornado. total alpha.

Cummings got a clown car driven by a goblin.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (3IWnq)

202 91 Kristol is about as convincing as a conservative as Justin Trudeau is as a black man. except Trudeau's minstrelsy is less offensive. go away Bill.
_____________

Justin is about as convincing in his portrayal of a black man as Obama is.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (k4dH2)

203 Soyiest Twitter exchange goes to Matt Lewis & Quinn Hillyer.

Congratulations, guys!

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (9hauA)

204 I don't think they get there, but being halfway there is pretty fucking terrifying.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:24 PM (I2dne)


They'll get Collins - but the Dems will lose Manchin and Sinema. I said forever - this is much, much closer than the "Don't worry, be happy, hair proudly not on fire" crowd wished to believe.

Everyone is getting ready to learn, once and for all, that the GOP Job One is taking back their party. They'll willingly lose elections to purge Trump and all those like him.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (NsI03)

205 I'm old enough to remember when Democrats and the MSM (BIRM) were totally 100% against Americans interfering in foreign elections.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (FiUMj)

206 I think Mitch will design the trial in such a way it will make the House impeachment look ridiculous.

Anything else will at the very least imperil but probably destroy his Majority position.

Mitch has watch, as others have, what has happened when you cross Trump.

Nobody wants to be the next Kelly or Dean

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (w+zZh)

207 The Blue Steely

Posted by: Fightin Joe at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (W+TLY)

208 "Bad Bitch" is not the compliment Meghan McCain thinks that it is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (j0JAA)

209 180 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)

"J'Accuse!"


"Gesundheit"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (hLRSq)

210 Megaton McCain says the Granny Botox picture shows
her as a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men. Sure
it does lardo

Posted by: TheQuietMan

Um, no. Being a professional means you sit at the table and rationally and calmly discuss issues no matter how wide the gulf may be. If I went to my next meeting and stood up theatrically pointing at anyone, you can bet there would be serious consequences which may end up being shown the door.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (oiNtH)

211 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)
.........

One more time young man, just one more time and why I'll send you to your room without supper.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (v0R5T)

212 These people who are "appalled" at DJT remind me of high school girls who start hating on one kid and then have to criticize their every action.

They have no logic or perspective behind what they say, they only say it to win approval from their group. To an outsider, they sound like mean little beta bitches.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (LWu6U)

213 Maybe Obama and Trudeau are furries..
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

I think Trudeau and Beto have a furrie bond.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

214 Has any NT cuck mentioned 1 conservative principle that was abandoned by supporting Trump..

Lower taxes?
Less regulations?
More business friendly?
Not intervening in every global skirmish?
Tough on illegal immigration?
Tough on Chinese illegal trade practices?

Which of these principles of Trump goes against conservative values/principles?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (FiUMj)

215 Losing your shit in front of everyone is not control. Stomping out is not control. Remaining and getting on with the meeting as if nothing happened is boss control.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 03:28 PM (hLRSq)

Yep. If a man yelled, pointed fingers and stomped out, people would accuse him of having a hissy fit.

Female privilege.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (9hauA)

216 Justin is about as convincing in his portrayal of a black man as Obama is.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:29 PM (k4dH2)

Rumor has it Moochelle is into thumbs

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (w+zZh)

217 New Hotness: Woman showing a complete lack of respect = STRONG WOMAN!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

218 What do I gotta do, smear shoe polish all over my face? Will that do it, ole pal ole buddy ole chum ole BFF?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (RqQOX)

219 ..... who are you and where is President Bush?

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (U/b2O)

220 just the description of Commie Pooh porking Lebron up the cornhole is funny.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (r+sAi)

221 204 If that's lesson one, they ain't going to like lesson two.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (PQRcz)

222 >> Here's the LeBron James pic..

https://tinyurl.com/y4djc2yz



I want that on a T-Shirt AND a Coffee Mug!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (VWznU)

223 218 What do I gotta do, smear shoe polish all over my face? Will that do it, ole pal ole buddy ole chum ole BFF?

Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (RqQOX)

Do it, Joe. Halloween is coming up..

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (a0IVu)

224 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM


And your little dog, too!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (ejd/p)

225 Out: She persisted! Wow, strong powerful woman.

In: She gave up! Wow, strong powerful woman.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (KUaJL)

226 213 Maybe Obama and Trudeau are furries..
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)

I think Trudeau and Beto have a furrie bond.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 03:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

And by "bond" you mean...

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (RD7QR)

227 Megaton McCain says the Granny Botox picture shows her as a bad bitch in control of a room entirely filled with men. Sure it does lardo
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 03:07 PM (kw5n

Speaking as a female, Granny Botox is an embarrassment and an example of why the not always wrong stereotype of women being driven by out of control emotions instead of logic and reason. A man would have stayed there and argued with Trump. Reports say she refused to even read the letter Trump sent to Erdogan regarding the Turkish invasion, instead she simply went off on Trump, then when he snapped back at her, she jumped up , pointed her ugly finger at him, then stomped out of the room like you do when your husband changes the channel on you in the middle of House Hunters.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (hrQ04)

228 Surprise frontbutt!

Posted by: Lindsey Graham at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (Pzzpr)

229 When Trump is re-elected, Pelosi will retire

She'a not gonna want to submit her soccer balls to any Trump abuse, like yesterday

And it will only get worse, a lot worse

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (w+zZh)

230 That's the cool thing about identity politics. It gives everything a cool new angle!

Old and busted:

Melissa picked up the box and carried it to the attic.

New Hotness:

Did you see how she picked up that box of old newspapers? What a strong woman! Hear me rawwwrr!





Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (1OnpW)

231 so James; syrup or jelly?

I prefer hunny.

Posted by: Winnie the Xi at October 17, 2019 03:34 PM (3IWnq)

232 Schumer seems to have accepted his gimp relationship to Nanzi's pimp hand.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 03:34 PM (yRAFu)

233 87 Oooh, can we have a cruise?

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:09 PM (oiNtH)

Omidyar probably told them he wouldn't cover the non-refundable deposits when they came up short of ticket sales.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 03:34 PM (qAR6u)

234 I've been working rather than in my proper place reading this site today. Have you guys covered the protesters getting pulled off the train and ruffed up a bit in London? The video is quite amusing.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (jp0Bv)

235 >>I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.


"He whomst smelt it, is also he whomst dealt it -

"I say 'Good Day', Sir!"

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (VWznU)

236
New Hotness: Woman showing a complete lack of respect = STRONG WOMAN!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

--------

You know how drag queens do a deliberate caricature of women that's silly and over-the-top?

I've noticed something similar in how some women in power positions act - it's like a weird distorted impression of how they think men behave toward one another.

Posted by: Unlucky Pierre Omidyar at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

237 Pelosi is almost 80 years old. She shouldn't be anywhere near a seat of power.

Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (U/b2O)

238 234 I've been working rather than in my proper place reading this site today.

___

HERETIC!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (FiUMj)

239 229 When Trump is re-elected, Pelosi will retire
-----------------
She will have lost her house in two years twice and become a two time loser as Speaker. This may be a historical record.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (yRAFu)

240 yes, pres Xi banned the Pooh, because it was being used as a symbol for him. Maybe everyone knows that already, but for the meme challenged, here is one link.


https://tinyurl.com/ycrz9ow5

Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (Cus5s)

241 Winnie raw doggin Labron is the Lakers next logo.

Brought to you by Nike!

Posted by: Regular joe at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (6/uwW)

242 I've been working rather than in my proper place reading this site today. Have you guys covered the protesters getting pulled off the train and ruffed up a bit in London? The video is quite amusing.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM


Yes. The ruffs were fabulous. Very Elizabethan.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (ejd/p)

243 Schumer seems to have accepted his gimp relationship to Nanzi's pimp hand.
Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 03:34 PM (yRAFu)


Geriatric mafia at the old folks home.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

244 nans does seem to be a bit out of control there.

how would you like her to have her finger on the button?

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (HALdu)

245 I've been working rather than in my proper place
reading this site today. Have you guys covered the protesters getting
pulled off the train and ruffed up a bit in London? The video is quite
amusing.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2019 03:35 PM (jp0Bv)


It's entertaining alright. Especially the indignation these old white people show at people actually being tired at the end of the day and wanting to go home instead of dealing with their feelings.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 17, 2019 03:37 PM (Z1ykJ)

246 think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM



"... and I'm all out of estrogen!"

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:37 PM (786Ro)

247 The video is quite amusing.
Posted by: Bilwis

The video is hilarious. The Brits are a little ass chapped that these protesters are screwing up their commute. Hilarity ensues.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:37 PM (oiNtH)

248 This from Twitter Kristol:
God Pence is such a repulsive suck up. But we're all going to have to suck it up and accept that it will be a lot better for the country to have him as president for a year than to permit Trump to remain in office.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2019 03:37 PM (jUVms)

249 rump hit the mark with his "kissing obama's ass" comment, and I bet it keeps both barry and idiot joe up at night with the sweats just thinking about it. He made them both look like fools.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:37 PM (LWu6U)

250 nans does seem to be a bit out of control there.

how would you like her to have her finger on the button?
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:36 PM (HALdu)

Don't forget, she's two heartbeats away from that.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (hrQ04)

251 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

252 Did the White House release the photo of everyone on Nans side of the table doing a facepalm?

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (HALdu)

253 "would you like [pelosi] to have her finger on the button?"

guess we're not doing "phrasing" here

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (3IWnq)

254 227 I see Alexa has been sharing my secrets again - but damn I hat Hour Hunters.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (PQRcz)

255 Meanwhile Larry Sabato developed a strange new respect for Amy Klouchar

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (KNsKs)

256 253 "would you like [pelosi] to have her finger on the button?"

guess we're not doing "phrasing" here

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (3IWnq)

lmao.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (a0IVu)

257 This IS so 2002. None of the embedded content below the fold displays on my browser (Chrome/PC)

Posted by: West at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (zt9fJ)

258 Does anyone care what Corpulent Cap'n Bill says about anything other than those who mock him?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (Uu+Jp)

259 >>how would you like her to have her finger on the button?


I. WOULD. LOVE. IT.

Posted by: Elena Kagan at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (VWznU)

260 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)
...........

I am not masticating my cud, how dare you!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

261 I hate autocorrect worse. Jeez

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (PQRcz)

262 I thought it was amateur online newszine The Disputsch??

Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (Dh1wo)

263 253 "would you like [pelosi] to have her finger on the button?"

guess we're not doing "phrasing" here
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (3IWnq)

So we're back to Kristol being a male lesbian in a man's body?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (RD7QR)

264 Don't forget, she's two heartbeats away from that.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (hrQ04)




I know, kind of scary huh?

Wonder how her being a wire coat hanger short of being speaker dearest is not getting any mention in the mfm, considering that she is number three in line to launch.

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (HALdu)

265
The Bulpatch

The Diswark

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (veoSD)

266 251 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

Joke will be on them though. I hear a bunch of old disgruntled white NASA guys designed their new rocket with a manual transmission.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (SUJyY)

267 Which of these principles of Trump goes against conservative values/principles?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker


None.

But they are thorns in the side of the cult of Magog and Gog, the party of the Potomac, the Sodom and Gomorah of DC.

They hates him, they does. Dirty tricksy Trumpsy~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (1Vobx)

268 Which of these principles of Trump goes against conservative values/principles?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:31 PM (FiUMj)

The whole thing boils down to a crowd of Judge Smails who don't like Al Czervik. He's loud, boisterous and talks as if he's not upper class. Talk like that might lead the servants to believe they aren't beneath their employers. They can't have that.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (jp0Bv)

269 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM


How dare you?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (ejd/p)

270 I wonder what the lefties all in for impeachment think when they see the long lines for a Trump rally. Maybe they subconsciously block out what that implies.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

271 You know who says "significant other"?

Homos.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (4RuLv)

272 The Daily Dose

"Please clap."

Posted by: Pete in Texas at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (q00NO)

273 204 If that's lesson one, they ain't going to like lesson two.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 17, 2019 03:32 PM (PQRcz)


They might not.

But I've become convinced, in no small part by listening here, that there really is a large group of people that truly believe in "Baby, where else are you gonna' go ?". And those people are absolutely committed to the notion that - no matter what - things must never move past the soap, ballot, and jury boxes.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (NsI03)

274 266 They had to delay it because they refused to wear the same spacesuits...

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (KNsKs)

275 My guess is San Fran Nan went into the meeting to tell the stupid, bad orange man What Its All About in foreign policy and how he should just step down for the good of the people and Trump was laughing at her.

The man has spent his entire life condemning war and military presence in places like Syria, what possible argument does she think she'd bring to change his mind?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (KZzsI)

276 Glad somebody else gets to try to fix the STL Cardinals. Someone who craves a challenge!

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (Cssks)

277 I wonder what the lefties all in for impeachment think when they see the long lines for a Trump rally. Maybe they subconsciously block out what that implies.
Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)



large audiences at the treason hangings?

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:41 PM (HALdu)

278 Moose out front told me otters like butt stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

279 I wonder if Kristol had European cousins who ratted out fellow Jews to the Nazis like Soros did.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (qAR6u)

280
"Deleted. I don't know if the user deleted it or Twitter demanded he delete it. It showed LeBron being bent over and ridden hard by Winnie the Pooh in a Red China shirt."

Ha. Ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'm sure twatter demanded it removed, not to mention Laker Nation.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (1hM1d)

281 Now would be an awful time for RBG to step down.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (jYnPD)

282 278 Moose out front told me otters like butt stuff.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (sjdRT)

What a surprise!

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (SUJyY)

283 What conservative principles have we abandoned?



The principle that it would have been better to
have a frothing-at-the-mouth lefty loon criminal like Hillary Clinton as
president than it is to have a guy who has appointed hundreds of actual
conservatives to be federal judges, cut taxes, stopped the Chinese from
screwing us over trade, and tried to defend our border and enforce our
immigration laws?





Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (k4dH2)


_________


It's all gaslighting all the time. If it weren't for gaslighting these asshats would have no lighting at all -- just gas.

Posted by: ShainS at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (8u87b)

284 I know, kind of scary huh?

Wonder how her being a wire coat hanger short of being speaker dearest is not getting any mention in the mfm, considering that she is number three in line to launch.
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (HALdu)

I"m all for term limits, as long as they are paired with Trump's requirement that anyone working in the administration cannot join a lobbying firm for at least five years after leaving. Or was that overturned by a Hawaiian judge?

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (hrQ04)

285 Equality: Best Person For The Job

Inequality: Inclusivity, exclusive of white men

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (1OnpW)

286
she jumped up , pointed her ugly finger at him, then stomped out of the room like you do when your husband changes the channel on you in the middle of House Hunters.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (hrQ04)






Errr, that sounds oddly specific....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (veoSD)

287 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.



Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM

I'm smart! Not like everyone says!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (jYnPD)

288 I love how everyone repeats how Trump is unstable. I wish all our presidents had been so unstable.

Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (J70i0)

289 Becoming an Unelected Prezzy and a fresh depends

absolutely the best

Posted by: Nancypants at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (w+zZh)

290 Which of these principles of Trump goes against conservative values/principles?

I said this yesterday, but it bears repeating.

These nevertrump guys really did think Clinton should be impeached for oral sex. Not his lies, not perjuring himself, not corruption, not campaign finance violations, not all the rest he did... but getting a quick one from a girl in the Oval Office.

They make all the right sounds, but in the end it came down to "Clinton bad because he did the icky with girls" and that's their only unifying principle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (KZzsI)

291 Donald Trump seems to view military options as a measure of last resort. It seems he would far rather use economic sanctions to bring about change.
It also seems possible he actually doesn't care to see people die.
I don't see any reason why to be worried about his finger being on the button.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

292 268. Bilwis that is the PERFECT explanation of the whole situation. The thing is, if you saw him on The Apprentice, he really is a well spoken intelligent man. He just has this great Alpha exterior that just loves to brawl and that's also why I love him as our president!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (KA5Fy)

293 Mitt Romney
45s

It's as though the president himself has taken a knife and driven it into the heart of each and every Kurd. He has the blood of the America's Greatest Ally on his hands.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

294
Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

Joke will be on them though. I hear a bunch of old disgruntled white NASA guys designed their new rocket with a manual transmission.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (SUJyY)







Just wait until they have to parallel park a satellite next to the ISS.

*slinks away in abject terror*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (veoSD)

295 The Shelf or The Top Shelf for a newsletter by Ace.


"I'm going to storm out this meeting because I just filled my Attends with a greasy tater." Nancy "the diseased old whore" Pelosi.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (bML9A)

296 >>I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.


'Parking blocks and front fairing breaks
Parking on the moon
I hope my heels don't break
Parking on the moon
We could talk forever
Parking on the moon'

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (VWznU)

297 260 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 03:15 PM (j0JAA)
...........

I am not masticating my cud, how dare you!

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

Pull my finger, I dare you!

Posted by: West at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (zt9fJ)

298 >> I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

I know you are, but what am I!

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (LWu6U)

299 Looking at polls for the Canuck election it's 32 Conservative, 30 Liberal. But the seat projections are a Liberal win.

I can't wait for all the libs to tell me how unfair it is when a party wins an election but loses the popular vote.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (FiUMj)

300 how would you like her to have her finger on the button?


I. WOULD. LOVE. IT.
Posted by: Elena Kagan at October 17, 2019 03:39 PM (VWznU)




lol

"Elena quivered as she thought of Nan's cold bony finger reaching forward as though it were the hand of some trans Skeletor"

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (HALdu)

301 "America's Greatest Ally"

Jeebus. I can respect a difference of opinion on policy, but this constant hysterical wailing from every side is tiring.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (wCmLp)

302 277 I wonder what the lefties all in for impeachment think when they see the long lines for a Trump rally. Maybe they subconsciously block out what that implies.

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:40 PM (a0IVu)

They compare them to Hitler's Nuremberg Rallies of course.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (qAR6u)

303 I'm exaggerating, but not by much

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (NFEMn)

304 281 Now would be an awful time for RBG to step down.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:42 PM (jYnPD)

how about "fall down" ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (w+zZh)

305 Biden referring to "coupon clippers" in the last debate:

That was even before HIS time! How the hell did his tired old synapses come out with THAT?

Of a piece with leaving a "record player" on at night.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (Cssks)

306 she jumped up , pointed her ugly finger at him, then stomped out of the room like you do when your husband changes the channel on you in the middle of House Hunters.
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:33 PM (hrQ04)





Someone watches house hunters?

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (HALdu)

307 251 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

I'm sure the mission will be a success and none of them will be on speaking terms when it is over.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (jp0Bv)

308 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

I wonder if they will sync up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (LWu6U)

309 I am staying with "Speaker Dearest"

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (HALdu)

310 What can we do to help them rediscover their integrity, and rededicate themselves to the country's greater good against a seriously unstable president?

Converting opinions does not start with "you lack integrity and don't have the country's best interest at heart."

In the immortal words of Junior Soprano--go shit in your hat.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (Boy/L)

311 Mitt's got binders full of allies.

Posted by: Hands at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (786Ro)

312 South Vietnam would like a word with Mitt Romney...wait

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (KNsKs)

313 "Elena quivered as she thought of Nan's cold bony finger reaching forward as though it were the hand of some trans Skeletor"
Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM (HALdu)


The visual created here is, well, really fucking disturbing.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

314 Romney says that Trump should warn Turkey that they shouldn't attack an ally of the the United States.

Yes, you read that right.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NFEMn)

315 It's as though the president himself has taken a
knife and driven it into the heart of each and every Kurd. He has the
blood of the America's Greatest Ally on his hands.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

Mittens needs to go away. Every person in the state of Utah should be embarrassed by this traitor.

Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (J70i0)

316 278 Moose out front told me otters like butt stuff.


Posted by: Muad'dib



are you trying to bait me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)

317 My guess is San Fran Nan went into the meeting to tell the stupid, bad orange man What Its All About in foreign policy and how he should just step down for the good of the people and Trump was laughing at her.

The man has spent his entire life condemning war and military presence in places like Syria, what possible argument does she think she'd bring to change his mind?

It's why she allowed the bipartisian resolution vote to take place PRIOR to the meeting time. I"m shocked she didn't go in there with her big ass gavel all ready to hammer the table while waving the vote tally. She did tell him that Congress had voted against him on this resolution, including a majority of Republicans, and when Trump said, so what, she went insane. It's why she screamed at him she wished he was a politician, LOL. Because a politician would be worried about his party voting against something he was doing.

I am so happy my rep voted no.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (hrQ04)

318 "somebody else gets to try to fix the STL Cardinals. Someone who craves a challenge!"

bad news: it's the Braves coach.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (3IWnq)

319 I"m all for term limits, as long as they are paired with Trump's requirement that anyone working in the administration cannot join a lobbying firm for at least five years after leaving. Or was that overturned by a Hawaiian judge?
Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:43 PM (hrQ04)


As long as politics influences every aspect of life - and thus where every dollar goes - then dollars will always be spent influencing politics.

Passing more rules to stop it only makes it worse. Want to get business out of politics ? Then get politics out of business.

Posted by: Hope Springs Eternal at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (NsI03)

320 309
I am staying with "Speaker Dearest"

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (HALdu)

NO! MORE! WIRE! HANGERS!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (jYnPD)

321 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

Anyone who has ever worked in an all or mostly women office will assure you this probably won't end well.

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (qAR6u)

322 You know who else had a newsletter...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (1OnpW)

323 They compare them to Hitler's Nuremberg Rallies of course.
Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 03:45 PM


Hmmm...I always thought the brownshirts were on Hitler's side, not outside the rallies protesting.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (ejd/p)

324 The Hot Iron

Tagline: Let the Slappening Begin

Posted by: Stu Podaso at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (9QJeV)

325 It is amazing seeing how completely Trump has unveiled the rank lack of integrity or honor his opponents have. He turned the anti-war party into the chickenhawks.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (KZzsI)

326 I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening.
..........

Where will they stop for directions?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

327 The visual created here is, well, really fucking disturbing.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)




How do you think I feel every time Nans is on tv?

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (HALdu)

328 When exactly did the Kurds become our greatest ally?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

329 It's as though the president himself has taken a knife and driven it into the heart of each and every Kurd. He has the blood of the America's Greatest Ally on his hands.
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:44 PM (NFEMn)

--------------

And Romney tweets this out in 3,2,1....

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (qC1Sy)

330 I wonder if they will sync up.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:46 PM (LWu6U)

Considering the quality of their female astronauts to-date, we'll be lucky if it doesn't result in the first space crime spree and murder.

Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (J70i0)

331 Hath God smote Elijah?

Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (gmo/4)

332 Cory Booker is not going to be president, ever. We had President Special Interest Victims Group and, spoiler alert, it didn't work out too well for most people.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (E+OcO)

333 287 Thread winner

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (Js8Dx)

334 126
Calm down Kristol and take a Midol.



Pelosi looks like the drunk Aunt at the Thanksgiving table that goes
on a rant over a perceived slight while everyone just stares at her
praying that she passes out soon.

Posted by: Cheri at October 17, 2019 03:17 PM (oiNtH)

I am thinking Bill has a crush on Nanny P, being the sick twinkle he is.
Then brain wanders off to praying mantis porn.
*harfing quietly in sick bucket*

Posted by: ChristyBlink aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at October 17, 2019 03:50 PM (SK2xO)

335 are you trying to bait me?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)


I'm not walking through THAT open door.......

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

336 Only an extremely small minority of the Kurdish military militias were our allies. Most are commies.

Posted by: Archer at October 17, 2019 03:50 PM (gmo/4)

337 Mitt is the reason why executives get golden parachutes -- because it is worth any amount of money to get them to go away and shut up.

The very very worst thing for a business is a disgruntled, failed, former leader to hang around and criticize. He has been to b-school, he knows this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (LWu6U)

338 OAN says Obama admin is working with Iran to defeat US foreign policy:

https://tinyurl.com/y3su9t2x


/how is this not treason?

Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

339 I'm not walking through THAT open door.......
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

--------------

Only a true master would recognize where that road leads.....

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (qC1Sy)

340 All congress has to do is declare war, if they think military action should be taken. Just hold a vote, officially declare war, and hand it to Trump.

I mean, if they are so bent on spending the blood and capital of the USA in a war against Turkey, put your money where your mouth is.

My only thoughts on an all-woman shuttle team is concern that they can handle the G forces. They are nothing to sneeze at, but women can do it -- pilots, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (KZzsI)

341 Boulder hobo

That's funny.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (Cssks)

342 OAN says Obama admin is working with Iran to defeat US foreign policy:

https://tinyurl.com/y3su9t2x


/how is this not treason?
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

Because OrangeManBad

Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (NFEMn)

343 I think we should invent captions for Pelosi pointing picture.

I know you are, but what am I!
Posted by: Gentlemen


There's already one on Facebook.
If you have been following this particular meme, people keep changing the caption.

The female accuses the cat of something and the cat's perceived reaction is "how's my ass taste?"


Goes to my Photobucket:

https://bit.ly/2MooFOh

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (sE4m0)

344 Title for a newsletter? The Flaming Clown Boner

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (E+OcO)

345
Considering the quality of their female astronauts to-date, we'll be lucky if it doesn't result in the first space crime spree and murder.
Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:49 PM (J70i0)






Could be worse. Could be Gyno-American US Navy bridge personnel.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (veoSD)

346 OAN says Obama admin is working with Iran to defeat US foreign policy:

https://tinyurl.com/y3su9t2x


/how is this not treason?
Posted by: shibumi at October 17, 2019 03:51 PM (2KYgn)

Because a Democrat's doing it.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2019 03:52 PM (B4CIY)

347 Ground Control: We need you to adjust your angle by 2 degrees.
Fem Astronaut 1: Jan, adjust by 2 degrees.
Fem Astronaut 2: I'm not speaking to you.
Fem Astronaut 1: But, we will die unless you do this.
Fem Astronaut 2: THEN WE ALL DIE....BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY HAIR COLOR!!!
*** Inarticulate screaming as the capsule burns up in the atmosphere. ***

Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:53 PM (J70i0)

348 Will this all grrrl NASA mission require parallel parking?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 03:53 PM (Uu+Jp)

349 I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening.
........

Just need to finish installing the vanity mirrors.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:53 PM (v0R5T)

350
Jeepers!

Posted by: Selma Jocobson at October 17, 2019 03:53 PM (LilNs)

351 >are you trying to bait me?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 03:47 PM (d7Ww2)


Who me?

**looks around innocently**

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 03:54 PM (sjdRT)

352 336 Only an extremely small minority of the Kurdish military militias were our allies. Most are commies.

Commies ARE our allies, you honkey homophobic islamophobic transophobic latinxophobic misogynistic fascist!

Posted by: Democrat Party at October 17, 2019 03:54 PM (c45xH)

353 Moose out front told me otters like butt stuff.

Posted by: Muad'dib>>
The ferrets put him up to that.

Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (NTkSq)

354 Cory refers to "moral vandalism."
I have no idea what that means.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (mon3V)

355 The book The Tao of Winnie the Pooh is probably how poor Winnie got caught up in Le Basketball's (unregistered foreign agent) perfidious affairs.
I only recall the book because it was hugely popular on the left.


Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (K3B2k)

356 I'm trying to resist going to Trudeau's Twitter, or Facebook page to remind him that Halloween is coming. Heh.

Maybe I could suggest an Aunt Jemima costume.

Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (+lVUW)

357 Those Sea Otters are Buggerers, one and ALL!

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (VWznU)

358 When exactly did the Kurds become our greatest ally?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

Rush mentioned it today and I just looked it up. The Kurdistan Workers Party, PKK, is listed by our State Department as of October 8, 1997 as a foreign terrorist organization.

Why isn't this being explained to the masses?

https://www.state.gov/foreign-terrorist-organizations/

Posted by: Jen the original at October 17, 2019 03:56 PM (hrQ04)

359 Blog name? The Otteranal.

Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

360 357 Those Sea Otters are Buggerers, one and ALL!
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:55 PM (VWznU)

Rum, surprise anal, and the lash.

Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2019 03:56 PM (SUJyY)

361 Those Sea Otters are Buggerers, one and ALL!

Posted by: garrett>>
Tell me about it

Posted by: FritoB, readjusting at October 17, 2019 03:57 PM (NTkSq)

362 My only thoughts on an all-woman shuttle team is concern that they can handle the G forces.
.........

launch could be tough on the boobehs.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

363 >> My only thoughts on an all-woman shuttle team is concern that they can handle the G forces.


In my experience, few can.

Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 03:58 PM (VWznU)

364 So Trump just got a cease fire, we DIDN'T go to war and they're still saying HE'S the one that is unstable and warlike?

This ridiculous "character" accusation is f-ing weird and makes them look crazy, have they even glanced at a democrat lately?

Posted by: dagny at October 17, 2019 03:58 PM (nRWPy)

365
You know the best thing about the surprise anal Horde meme? It's got to absolutely chap Ed Driscoll's ass that he wouldn't be able to get away with swiping it without attribution for one of his posts at Insty.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 03:58 PM (veoSD)

366 Before they start with the all female space walk they should land the x37.

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (HALdu)

367 Real Housewives of Outer Space

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

368 Deep pull:

@joelpollak 5m

Mitt Romney, 2007: 'Kurdish Nationalism Could Destabilize the Border with Turkey' | Breitbart

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (1Vobx)

369 yall otter stfu before I go all woodpecker on your asses.

I just got 1k rounds of .45 too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (d7Ww2)

370 So Trump just got a cease fire, we DIDN'T go to war and they're still saying HE'S the one that is unstable and warlike?

All I can say is, I love this movie. This is so much fun.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (gHCnG)

371 HERE'S THE WINNIE THE POOH DOING SEX TO KUNG-PO JAMES jpg in excellent resolution
https://tinyurl.com/y4yqne7q

Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (Dh1wo)

372 Real Housewives of Otter Space

Posted by: wth>>Fixed

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 17, 2019 04:01 PM (NTkSq)

373 Cory refers to "moral vandalism."
I have no idea what that means.

--

Neither does he, but he thinks it sounds catchy, SJWey and good.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 17, 2019 04:01 PM (JoUsr)

374 OMG. So glad I didn't read this thread at the doc's office. I would have peed myself.

Ace, you're the Greatest Blogger of All Time. Imma hit the tip jar.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 04:01 PM (ptqGC)

375 "Letting" Turkey go to war was bad, and I'm just going to assume that strongarming them into peace is also bad.

Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 04:01 PM (gHCnG)

376 Before they start with the all female space walk they should land the x37.
Posted by: not so


Parallel park it.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:01 PM (sE4m0)

377 launch could be tough on the boobehs.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

We're spending a billion dollars to develop the space bra.

Posted by: NASA at October 17, 2019 04:02 PM (J70i0)

378 The Kurds are the media's pet Muslims, its odd. They have been helpful to us in the past and were an oppressed minority group in Iraq. But they are the enemy of our enemy. I support them when they do good things like fight IS and oppose Turkey. I think they were great for working along side US troops in the war. But my trust of anyone in that region has strong limits, and there are quite a few different groups of Turks, some of whom are very bad people.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:02 PM (KZzsI)

379 Will the grrrrrl astronauts all go the space potty together, carrying their purses?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 04:02 PM (Uu+Jp)

380 Good thing there are no curbs in space.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

381 HERE'S THE WINNIE THE POOH DOING SEX TO KUNG-PO JAMES jpg in excellent resolution
https://tinyurl.com/y4yqne7q

Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2019 03:59 PM (Dh1wo)



That's hysterical. Someone ought to send the picture to LaBastard

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 04:03 PM (kw5n8)

382 We're spending a billion dollars to develop the space bra.


Posted by: NASA

>>Duck Tape

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 17, 2019 04:03 PM (NTkSq)

383 The funniest thing with Lebron James opening his fat mouth to kow tow to the chicom is that the boomeranging of his comments has to have cause a huge psychic disconnect within him.

He had never ever considered that he might find himself so far on the wrong side of cool and so far out of the cool kids clique.

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:03 PM (HALdu)

384 What happens when the whole AF shuttle crew shows up in the same outfits? Meow.

Posted by: Burger Chef at October 17, 2019 04:03 PM (RuIsu)

385 Soyciety. LOL

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

386 So I'm starting a, um, "vertical" on this site, a newsletter if you will, dedicated to covering The Wife-Sharers and the extremist leftist Democrats they support.
+++++++++++++
ummm, shouldn't that be a "horizontal?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 17, 2019 03:05 PM (I2dne)

were the margins blown? if so, yes.

if not, no.

imo.

Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (8D42x)

387 "I've brought down bigger men than you, Picard!"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (IttZ7)

388 I just mentioned the ceasefire between Syria and Turkey.

and I got an earful about the poor abandoned Kurds.

are you serious? are we supposed to attack a NATO ally?

"I don't want to get into this with you, it will just escalate!"

what the actual fuck?

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (d7Ww2)

389 Helloooooo nurse!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 04:05 PM (NWiLs)

390 *POUNCE!*


*Seize! *
*grabs zipties*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)

391 Will the space bra be see-through like in Barbarella?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

392 were the margins blown? if so, yes.

if not, no.

imo.
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (8D42x)


Somebody blew the margins, but then the refractory period passed.

Posted by: filbert at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (NiXyF)

393 Does this spacesuit make my ass look big?

Posted by: NASA's All-Girl Crewmembers at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (qAR6u)

394 If the Kurds do pull back to give Turdogan his 20-mile buffer zone without any further fighting, I don't see how anyone could deny that this was a brilliant move by Trump. But they'll find a way.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (sWM8x)

395 390 *POUNCE!*


*Seize! *
*grabs zipties*

Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)

Whoa, WHOA, wha...oh my...

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (NWiLs)

396 388 I just mentioned the ceasefire between Syria and Turkey.

and I got an earful about the poor abandoned Kurds."

I think the people whining the loudest don't realize that the actual land we're talking about is a 15 - 20 wide mile strip of Syria that is next to the Turkish Border. The Kurds have no more claim to it than anyone; the Syrian Govm't actually has the strongest claim to it. But it's been a god-forsaken no-man's land for at least a decade now.

And you could not find a single American who actually cares what happens on that miserable little strip of ground, or which band of thugs and miscreants happen to be in charge of it at any given time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (Kpl3J)

397 The endless conflict or forever war in the near/middle east is simply the continuation of war to blunt Islam.
Bill Roggio had it right when the named his blog The Long War Journal.


Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (K3B2k)

398 We're spending a billion dollars to develop the space bra.


Posted by: NASA



Nasa is using something surprisingly elegant, two clamps attached to a wire. The wire is looped around the back of the neck and the clamps are attached to the nipples.

Voila, no sagging at a fraction of the weight of a super space bra, and, an emergence tool for lassoing wayward satellites.

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (HALdu)

399 Uh oh, somebody get the hose. Quick.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (k4dH2)

400 You DO realize Santa was a Kurd before he moved to the North Pole, right?

Posted by: Local degen at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (Bf3hj)

401 Anything in the news today? We've been at a funeral.

Posted by: Rats at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (l/bC6)

402 Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (d7Ww2)



Whoa, WHOA, wha...oh my...

Posted by: Insomniac

>>No otters were hurt in the production of this blog entry

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (NTkSq)

403 Obama endorsing Trudeau:

Sean Davis hits all the right notes on this:

https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1184538918286430210

"Obama will endorse Prime Minister Blackface, but not his own Vice President, which is kind of amazing when you think about it.

"Also, apparently foreign election meddling is cool again."

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (mon3V)

404 Does this spacesuit make my ass look big?
Posted by: NASA's All-Girl Crewmembers at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (qAR6u)


Braggart.

Posted by: Brie Larsen at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

405 I just mentioned the ceasefire between Syria and Turkey.

and I got an earful about the poor abandoned Kurds."

I think the people whining the loudest don't realize that the actual land we're talking about is a 15 - 20 wide mile strip of Syria that is next to the Turkish Border. The Kurds have no more claim to it than anyone; the Syrian Govm't actually has the strongest claim to it. But it's been a god-forsaken no-man's land for at least a decade now.

And you could not find a single American who actually cares what happens on that miserable little strip of ground, or which band of thugs and miscreants happen to be in charge of it at any given time.
Posted by: Tom Servo


That, and the amount of troops we moved was ONE WHOLE PLATOON. 50 spec ops.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (sE4m0)

406 I don't suppose I won't get #cancelled if I suggest the name of the spaceship should be Sugartits

Posted by: kbdabear at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (qAR6u)

407 347 Ground Control: We need you to adjust your angle by 2 degrees.
Fem Astronaut 1: Jan, adjust by 2 degrees.
Fem Astronaut 2: I'm not speaking to you.
Fem Astronaut 1: But, we will die unless you do this.
Fem Astronaut 2: THEN WE ALL DIE....BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY HAIR COLOR!!!
*** Inarticulate screaming as the capsule burns up in the atmosphere. ***
Posted by: WOPR at October 17, 2019 03:53 PM (J70i0)

Wasn't that pretty much exactly how one of our destroyers managed to wrap itself around a freighter?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (J+mig)

408 EVA's will be difficult in heels.

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:08 PM (v0R5T)

409 Will the all grrrrrl space mission involve pillow fights?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

410 The wire is looped around the back of the neck and the clamps are attached to the nipples.

>>
Yeah, this will work when the g-forces hit.

Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (NTkSq)

411 The last time NASA promoted a woman into space things didn't turn out too well. Four Lesbians in Apollonian orbit seems to be pushing your luck a smidgen too far. Don't fuck with Greek gods.

Posted by: Puddin Head at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (yRAFu)

412 391 Will the space bra be see-through like in Barbarella?
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

I watched that again recently and realized, that is a really, really bad movie. But it's still fun to watch!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

413 "Does anybody actually really think Donald Trump is fit to be commander in chief?"

That question was asked and answered on November 8, 2016. It will be asked and answered again on November 3, 2020. Until then this fool should do himself a favor and shut his idiot piehole.

Posted by: csmats at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (X5VFN)

414 The obama trudeau endorsement reeks or weakness on obama's side. He is trying to remain relevant without getting involved, publicly, now, in anything that would get him publicly linked to his treasonous spying.

Posted by: not so at October 17, 2019 04:10 PM (HALdu)

415 "Is Trump stable enough to be trusted with nuclear codes?"

Well, considering that he TALKED with North Korea, when the press and the globalists wanted confrontation...

Considering that he "chickened out" (as the press put it) on Iran...

Considering that he's not taking the bait on the "NEED" to go to war in Kentucky... er... um... Syria...

Yeah. He's stable enough.

Posted by: RKae at October 17, 2019 04:10 PM (DQebX)

416 are you serious? are we supposed to attack a NATO ally?

"I don't want to get into this with you, it will just escalate!"

what the actual fuck?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 04:04 PM (d7Ww2)
--------------

Yeah, consistency isn't the hallmark of leftists.

Trump is a warmonger!

Trump is abandoning the Kurds and not starting a war!

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:10 PM (qC1Sy)

417 409 Will the all grrrrrl space mission involve pillow fights?
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

Experiments in zero-G scissoring.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 04:11 PM (NWiLs)

418 413 "Does anybody actually really think Donald Trump is fit to be commander in chief?"

That question was asked and answered on November 8, 2016. It will be asked and answered again on November 3, 2020. Until then this fool should do himself a favor and shut his idiot piehole.
Posted by: csmats at October 17, 2019 04:09 PM (X5VFN)

Nice.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 04:11 PM (mon3V)

419 i so hope the Grits get BTFO next week.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 04:11 PM (3IWnq)

420 I think women astronauts could do fine-depending on who they were. I just don't want to hear about the mission. I just want them to be safe. Other than that I don't care.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 04:12 PM (j0JAA)

421 IT"S NOT A CEASE FIRE RAAWWK!

Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at October 17, 2019 04:12 PM (+y8uL)

422 407 It's all okay though,the female officer of the deck had her dead shipmates names tattooed on her...

Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 04:12 PM (KNsKs)

423 Matt, a serious question: What can we do to help them rediscover their integrity, and rededicate themselves to the country's greater good against a seriously unstable president?
---
You're going to have to start speaking some language I can understand to "get me back".

I'm damn sure that the "country's greater good" isn't an imperial House raping the separation of powers.

I'm damn sure that it's not the unanswerable Police State that the Dems floated of an "independent DOJ".

My integrity helps refrain from calling you idiots.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:12 PM (DuZls)

424 "Obama will endorse Prime Minister Blackface, but not his own Vice President, which is kind of amazing when you think about it.

"Also, apparently foreign election meddling is cool again."
_______________

Well of course Obama isn't going to endorse an old white patriarchical figure like Joey Biden.

But he'll happily endorse Justin, 'cuz the bros have to stick together & show some racial solidarity, man! If members of the oppressed class won't stand up for each other, then what good are they?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:12 PM (k4dH2)

425 After reading these comments, I wonder if NASA has really thought this through?

Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)

426 The Shelving.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 17, 2019 04:13 PM (E+OcO)

427 Wasn't that pretty much exactly how one of our destroyers managed to wrap itself around a freighter?

"I'm sure I do not know what you are talking about"
--Norwegian Navy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (KZzsI)

428 No doubt in my mind: Obama endorsing a Canadian prime minister is a HUGE FU to Biden.

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (DuZls)

429 425 After reading these comments, I wonder if NASA has really thought this through?
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2019 04:13 PM (v0R5T)
------------

Politics killed at least one female Navy pilot, so, more than likely, yes, but, politics.

Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (qC1Sy)

430 396 Servo

Pretty much!

405 rickb

I believe Trump moved 1000 troops, not a platoon. At least that's been widely reported. In any event, 1000 or 30, it's enough to accumulate KIAs, but not enough to do much, except draw snipers & IEDs.

If Trump had announced he was reinforcing the U.S. troops in Syria, his knee jerk critics would be shouting "murderer!" from the rooftops.

Posted by: mnw at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (Cssks)

431 Nood

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 04:15 PM (jYnPD)

432 428 No doubt in my mind: Obama endorsing a Canadian prime minister is a HUGE FU to Biden.
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:14 PM (DuZls)

I can't wait 'til PDT trolls Biden on this one.

Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (mon3V)

433 184 "I feel happy tingles in my frontbutt."
Is that your mouth?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Posted by: frowny face at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (BhvxL)

*
*
Methinks its a tad bit lower....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (zL/eJ)

434 401 Anything in the news today? We've been at a funeral.
Posted by: Rats at October 17, 2019 04:07 PM (l/bC6)

He will be missed, brother.

Posted by: Baltimore plague rat at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

435 I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening.


Well, if it truly was "all-girl" in the way that pron is....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 17, 2019 04:18 PM (ujg0T)

436 Those Nike shoe blowouts are pretty devastating. Let's hope those Chinese workers slaving on a 16 hour shift making Nike products get enough break time to clear their heads because LeBron's Nike sports shoes are a big deal.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 04:19 PM (kLDv+)

437 "Does anybody actually really think Donald Trump is fit to be commander in chief?"
_____________

Donald Trump is every bit as qualified to be C-in-C as Barry Obama was in 2008. No military training or experience, no foreign policy experience (I saw Obama on a morning news show in 2008 cite an undergraduate course he'd taken in International Relations as qualifying him to be president), no significant negotiating experience in business . . .

Oh wait, Trump is actually more qualified than Barry was to be C-in-C. Barry had been nothing more than an adjunct law professor. He'd never run a business, dealt with unions, or engaged in heavy-duty negotiations over anything. At least Trump has done that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 04:21 PM (k4dH2)

438 The Daily Shaft

Posted by: AF-1 in cowtown at October 17, 2019 04:22 PM (WX+x0)

439 213
Maybe Obama and Trudeau are furries..

Posted by: IC at October 17, 2019 03:26 PM (a0IVu)



I think Trudeau and Beto have a furrie bond.


hmm. i wonder what the yield is on furry bonds....

Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 04:26 PM (sGtp+)

440 I also like "The Assoyciation"

Posted by: McInTx (formerly (T)expat - West Africa Time) at October 17, 2019 04:27 PM (lHQcF)

441 Cory Booker is pathetic and laughable and homosexual. Thank goodness the Democrats gave us an alternative homosexual to fill the slot, less known but making up ground as Mayor Booty Judge. Let's bring sanity back to the Democrat party.

Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 04:31 PM (kLDv+)

442 I can't wait 'til PDT trolls Biden on this one.
Posted by: m at October 17, 2019 04:16 PM (mon3V)
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That would be a Kenyan contributing to Trump's campaign--COLLUSION!!!

Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2019 04:41 PM (DuZls)

443 Booker should soak his bald head and try to grow a fuzz top

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at October 17, 2019 04:53 PM (wGqjj)

444 Holy crap, the cuck squad has gone into overdrive today. Whoever is funding the pussies at the Examiner is getting their money's worth today. Also why does Twitchy pay someone (Sarah D) to do nothing all day but post the tweets of the same 10 nevertrumpers over and over again? So pathetic. The comments are all scathing, but apparently they like the hate clicks. Sad.

Posted by: Ree at October 17, 2019 04:57 PM (N3yvc)

445 437 Trump also attended military school. That taught him respect, and also military customs and traditions. He renders the hand salute with pride.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 17, 2019 04:57 PM (C1Lsn)

446 "What conservative principles have we abandoned?

The principle that it would have been better to have a frothing-at-the-mouth lefty loon criminal like Hillary Clinton as president than it is to have a guy who has appointed hundreds of actual conservatives to be federal judges, cut taxes, stopped the Chinese from screwing us over trade, and tried to defend our border and enforce our immigration laws?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 17, 2019 03:19 PM (k4dH2)"

Corporate welfare for megacorporations selling us out to the CCP for those sweet piles of yuan, of course. Nothing more conservative than kissing up to commies for some cash, don'cha know. Because we get cheap shit out of the deal (at least until they decide to hike up the prices, anyway) it totally means "free market", which means Conservatism(TM)!

That they haven't yet figured out that we know that it's all bullshit just to line their own pockets speaks volumes about their supposed intelligence.

Posted by: Saber Alter at October 17, 2019 05:54 PM (Yd+10)

447 Tagline for the Soyciety Pages:

"Take my wife, please!"

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 17, 2019 06:43 PM (5fSr7)

448 I for one am looking forward to tomorrow.

Posted by: Chouinard at October 17, 2019 09:04 PM (8BcYP)

449 92 So that idiot doesn't think Trump can be trusted with the Nuclear Codes?

How many wars as he started in three years?
Posted by: JoeF. at October 17, 2019 03:12 PM (NFEMn)
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-1 and counting.

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What about us?

Posted by: North Korea and Iran at October 18, 2019 02:17 PM (ROYpB)

450 266 251 Speaking of grrrrrrl power, I see the MSM is cumming on itself in reporting that an all grrrrrrrl NASA mission is happening. I guess NASA took a break from appeasing muzzies to bashing white men a little.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 03:38 PM (FiUMj)

Joke will be on them though. I hear a bunch of old disgruntled white NASA guys designed their new rocket with a manual transmission.
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