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Pathetic
Posted by: Aviator at October 21, 2019 06:00 PM (2cuLk) Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (bwo3w) Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (0RHof) 4
What's this all aboot, eh?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (jYnPD) 5
In case of a water landing, please put your children's Blackface on before applying your own.
Thank You. Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (EMeqI) 6
Air Woke, eh?
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (786Ro) 7
But I'm not an Everybody -- don't call me that h8rs!
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:01 PM (D545H) Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (qYGK6) 9
Toot sweet
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (ZLI7S) 10
Fly the feckless skies
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (G546f) 11
We know you have a choice in Canadian Airlines, unlike Canadian Highways, and we appreciate you choosing us.
Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (EMeqI) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF) Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (6qErC) 14
How about Fappers and Fappererrs?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (FiUMj) 15
Prager was talking about this last week
Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2) 16
Everybody will now be addressed as "Hey Hosers"
Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (xPl2J) 17
HEYYY EVERYBODYYYYY!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (cfSRQ) 18
How did blackface do in the election up there today?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (b7EdA) Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (79ouq) 20
Those in blackface will be addressed as "Prime Minister".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (LOq4H) Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (EMeqI) 22
To be fair, Pierre Elliott Bieber (whatever) might be on board, and there's no way to tell what he's identifying as this week.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (Do2h6) Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro) Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (D545H) 25
Yo!
Posted by: Airhead Canada at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (DuZls) 26
I rate this as 230 milliromneys on the lameness scale.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (jYnPD) 27
My Preferred Pronoun is Your Majesty. Please adjust all your thinking in that direction for the duration.
And if you should happen to forget that, a simple Your Highness will suffice. Also, you head is above mine, don't let that happen again. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (LOq4H) 29
this gay earth needs to be fucked
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FEQY4) 30
Get to da choppa!!!!
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (q177U) 31
Air Canada Will No Longer Address Passengers As "Ladies and Gentlemen," In Order to Respect the 0.1% of Mentally Unwell People Who Say They're Both, or Neither, or Maybe Unicorns
"Bitch! STFU & STFD!" works for me. Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FTf+m) 32
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>>How about Fappers and Fappererrs? Wankers and Soup Makers Posted by: garrett at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (EMeqI) Pitchers and catchers? Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (jYnPD) 33
In all honesty, do these people not understand how ugly the eventual push-back is going to be? People are sick and tired of bending the knee to an exceedingly-small portion of an already small portion of the populace.
There IS no damned gender fluidity. Merely people who demand others indulge their capricious whims. The ACTUAL number is probably even smaller than 0.1%. We are an unserious people. Posted by: acethepug at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (+HMLE) 34
"Hey assholes, we're landing in ten minutes."
Posted by: dantesed at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (88xKn) 35
you know, maybe the old school bigots from 10 years ago were right about the gays.
Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FEQY4) 36
I was once yelled at by an Air Canada FA for talking on my phone prior to taking off. In Canada, you can't do that, even while the boarding door is open. Or that was the case back about 2000ish. She was one rude ass bitch. Last time I few Air Canuckistan.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (FiUMj) 37
Couldn't they just say, "Ladies to gentleman" and say they're covering the whole spectrum?
Posted by: vrf at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (L8qt4) 38
Water !!
Posted by: gunga din at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (B+t5k) Posted by: LASue at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (Ed8Zd) 40
Only thing to come out of Canada is whores and hockey pucks.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (ZLI7S) 41
I'm a big fan of "jadies and lentilmen."
Posted by: Lanceaux McCormiceso at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (UP4o5) 42
a satanic culture
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (q177U) 43
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"Yo! Assholes!" Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF) This came up on the Greg Gutfield show, and Tyrus almost went there when he talked about how to announce the unlikely event of a plane going down. I identify with Tyrus' viewpoints. Posted by: jwb7605 at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (uU9ws) 44
Air Canada stock crash lands. Unexpectedly.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:04 PM (wIdrq) Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (AzW6q) 46
We about 30 minutes from Atlanta, yall.
Posted by: Airhead Canada at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (DuZls) 47
I just flew in from Ottawa and is my face brown!
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (aKsyK) 48
Making people play Simon Says, forcing them to agree with obvious absurdities, is how they show who's in charge, and who is enslaved. They know it's bullshit. That's the whole point, it's clearly false but they can make you eat it anyway. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (qYGK6) 49
Welcome aboard bitches and hos.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (FiUMj) 50
Why would a tranny object to be called a lady?
I have a bit of a thing about the phrase ladies and gentlemen. Not every woman is a lady and not every man is a gentleman. Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (Uu+Jp) 51
But how shall Zod be addressed?
Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (32YRo) 52
Hey you guys!
Posted by: Juan Desperado at October 21, 2019 06:05 PM (3tDBG) 53
Does poutine come out of the air masks on Air Canada?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA) 54
Isnt there a canal somwhere these a$$holes should be digging?
Posted by: BifBewalski at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (PtGHA) 55
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BREAKING: Tim Horton's To Begin Serving CoffHER Alongside Coffee /s Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:03 PM (786Ro) _______ ... and dopussies alongside donuts. Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (D545H) 56
elections - I believe polls are still open.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (FiUMj) 58
How about ladies and germs?
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Fmkqn) Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (Do2h6) 60
"Yo! Assholes!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:02 PM (7rVsF) This came up on the Greg Gutfield show, and Tyrus almost went there when he talked about how to announce the unlikely event of a plane going down. I identify with Tyrus' viewpoints. Posted by: jwb7605 Putos y putas! Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (FTf+m) 61
Canada went down the drain a long time ago.
They are a local example of what happens when the opposition buys into liberal (ahem, Liberal) dogma and only wants to tweak it. The Harper government could have used its power to break up the enemies of free speech, but they didn't, they pushed back as mildly as possible, and the Liberals turned the crank rapidly, making the old regime look benign by comparison. Also note, the Liberals actually did a financial bail out for Big Media, so they're literally taking tax dollars to cover for one party. They're screwed. Even if Justin from Canada loses, I don't think the lame conservatives have the guts to undo anything or chase down Justin's epic corruption. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (cfSRQ) 62
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Does poutine come out of the air masks on Air Canada? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA) Smug. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (jYnPD) Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (+0uDE) Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (M+Lyo) Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (786Ro) Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (HaL55) Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (x7K6h) 68
47 I just flew in from Ottawa and is my face brown!
Posted by: Justin Trudeau _________ That there is some humor. Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (9vQJW) 69
is "Listen up, prople!" still ok or will it offend the trans-dragons?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (G546f) 70
chamucos y chamucas
Posted by: gunga din at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (B+t5k) 71
Not sure can get out what I thought about this when lisening about this.
Leftists have decided to identify people by their sexual preferences. In this case Ladies and Gentlemen should fit either gender if your a male or male wishing to be female which case if you were addressed as a Lady I would think that you would be fine with that rthe reverse a female who wanted to be a male and be adressed as a gentleman. Posted by: Skip at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2) 72
Ladders and jellybeans
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (aKsyK) 73
Urban Dictionary says today is,
National Toe Sucking Day! Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM Yessss! Posted by: Marv Albert at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (786Ro) 74
Huh..... apparently you need to have both valid ID and proof of current address to vote in Canada.
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise. I'm so confused! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Do2h6) 75
Pierre Delecto flies Air Canada often I assume.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (FiUMj) 76
Something in the syrup up there.
Posted by: Joe Mama at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (pPWlz) 77
tout le merde.
Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (P1f+c) 78
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Does poutine come out of the air masks on Air Canada? Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:06 PM (b7EdA) Smug. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:07 Smegma? Posted by: olddog in mo at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Dhht7) 79
What if the 99.7% stand up and demand to be addressed as they 'identify?'
GENDER-NEUTRALITY IS HATE! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (oVJmc) 80
Urban Dictionary says today is,
National Toe Sucking Day!i Your own or someone else's? This is sorta important because I doubt I can reach mine anymore. Could when I was a tyke, tho'. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (HaL55) 81
"What happened to the world where the sane were celebrated?"
That world lasted only as long as actual adults lasted. Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (3tDBG) 82
74 Huh..... apparently you need to have both valid ID and proof of current address to vote in Canada.
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise. I'm so confused! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (Do2h6) __ Canada, also, get this......has a merit based immigration system. Something that I was told by Dems is 1000X worse than Hitler when Trump proposed it. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (FiUMj) 83
Why not Xadies and Xentlemen? I am so triggered.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (Ee+Sn) 84
Cows and Bulls ? Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at October 21, 2019 06:07 PM (M+Lyo) --- Cucks and Bulls. On the good ship NeverTrump. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (cfSRQ) 85
68 47 I just flew in from Ottawa and is my face brown!
Posted by: Justin Trudeau _________ That there is some humor. Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (9vQJW) "I'm here all week. Try the soy and tip the life form that identifies as a yak." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:09 PM (zBaqJ) 86
Whatever you do, don't order the Canadian Goose.
Posted by: Phil McCraken at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (pPWlz) 87
Once everyone is Xer, they'll force us to use another naming convention. There is literally no end point. Just a relentless totalitarian grind.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (q177U) 88
I prefer the pronoun hunglow. Anything else is a crime.
Posted by: ryukyu at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (vKhgw) 89
Yo passengers. Please don the unitards being distributed by your Flight Assistant. This is for your safety and to avoid offending anyone. Mostly not to offend anyone. Enjoy your animal product-free nutrition offering. Have a great travel experience and you may resume relations with your service animal of choice. Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (koNhm) 90
I'll believe what Hillary believes about this. She is right on almost everything.
Posted by: Joy Bayer at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (DuZls) 91
It is only fitting to show respect to all...
Posted by: Blackface Trudeau at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (yhf6w) 92
But I barely know any French. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Quebec: all the flaws of the French without any of the accomplishments. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (7rVsF) 93
Canada, also, get this......has a merit based immigration system. Something that I was told by Dems is 1000X worse than Hitler when Trump proposed it.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker ----- ...and, they require ID when voting. They're, like, literally Nazis! Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 21, 2019 06:10 PM (Ee+Sn) Posted by: Air Canada Pilot at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (NgKpN) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ) 96
Huh..... apparently you need to have both valid ID and proof of current address to vote in Canada.
But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise. I'm so confused! Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia I love how everyone has pushed for paperless billing. "Bitch! No I don't have a copy of my electric bill. Look it up online!" Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (FTf+m) 97
> Once everyone is Xer, they'll force us to use another naming convention.
I'm still holding out for His/Your Imperial Majesty. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Do2h6) 98
So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention? Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (Xm5XV) Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1) Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Weeping Cub Fan at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (ufFY8) 101
Thank God! I was really tired of being called a man when I identify as a Rhododendron.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (n9sj8) 102
>>> Flight attendants and other staff will not use the language in boarding announcements, and the company instead plans to replace the standard greetings with neutral words
Progressives have been trying to recreate the Weimar Republic for a while now (complete with a docile populace they can coddle into leftist totalitarianism), so the airline really should really have them say: wilkommen bienvenue welcome Sung by a sassy shirtless MC. Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (hvf9s) 103
99 What of MANitoba?
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1) "Hmm..." - - Labiador Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (zBaqJ) 104
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So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention? Posted by: Blonde Morticia ________ Mayday Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW) 105
What if you don't identify as being either "from this world" or part of "everybody"
I feel so left out. Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (xptlg) Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (DQebX) 107
Cucks and Bulls.
On the good ship NeverTrump. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd Only the wives participate in the running of the Bulls in Cucktown. Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (32YRo) 108
We have taken care of this in our country. Alternate lifestyle type are only permitted very short flights.
Posted by: Iran at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (pPWlz) 109
101 Thank God! I was really tired of being called a man when I identify as a Rhododendron.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (n9sj Best friend of Marigold Tyler Moore? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ) 110
Good Megadeth song.
Posted by: Mortis at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (9JhRE) 111
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Pierre Delecto flies Air Canada often I assume. Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:08 PM (FiUMj) --- It sucked that I missed that thread. I wanted to point out that Romney's sock puppet name falls eerily in line with my totally unfounded speculation that he's like the Utah Senator in Advise and Consent. Mormon. Happily Married. Respected. He also harbors a dark, dark secret that could destroy him and some folks figure it out. That would also explain why Allahpundit gets weak in the knees whenever he's brought up. Seriously, this is a guy who *fired* an openly gay advisor from his campaign for the crime of being...gay. Yet Allah P can't keep his wood down for the fella. Anyone got a better explanation? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ) 112
> Mayday
Except it'll be the kind where they all dress up like ponces and dance around a pole with ribbons. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia (Russian Asset) at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (Do2h6) Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX) 114
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98 So, but, I mean, really, what do they do when they want to get one passenger's attention? Posted by: Blonde Morticia ________ Mayday Posted by: Furious George at October 21, 2019 06:12 PM (9vQJW) Oh, and we're all out of coffee. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (jYnPD) 115
Everybody....pretty please...with sugar on top...get on the fuckin' plane.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (rBtIz) 116
Hey, you
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (G546f) 117
Do Canadian liberals find boxes of ballots in Buicks in Toronto and Montreal like they do in Philly and Chicago?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (FiUMj) Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (3H9h1) Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (FTf+m) 120
Huh..... apparently you need to have both valid ID and proof of current address to vote in Canada.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia --- Can it be the address I identify as mine? --- But I thought those things were only required in fascist countries, and that Canada was a socialist paradise. I'm so confused! --- You misspelled gaslit. --- Posted by: Joy Bayer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DuZls) 121
113 "Everybody" is not inclusive of people who are disembodied entities.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX) Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55) 123
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming.
Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR) 124
If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you stowed safely in the overhead compartment.
Posted by: Red Green at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (786Ro) 125
118 Less than one percent.
Let that sink in... Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (3H9h1) I seem to recall a movement not too long ago where the "One Percent" were demonized... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ) 126
Anyone got a better explanation?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ) you can tell from his well coifed hair and manicured nails Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (G546f) 127
Here on Inclusive Airlines all maintenance is performed by underprivileged persons of autism.
Enjoy your flight. Posted by: xnycpeasant at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (koNhm) Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (DuZls) 129
What of MANitoba?
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1) ------ Or PRINCE George? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (AzW6q) 130
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton So Hillary was in a Star Trek episode? Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (32YRo) 131
What of MANitoba?
Posted by: the slide of civilization at October 21, 2019 06:11 PM (leeP1) "Hmm..." - - Labiador Posted by: J.J. Sefton Sassy Skatchewan Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (786Ro) 132
122 On the good ship NeverTrump.
Manly men doing manly things aboard The Raging Queen! Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (HaL55) An apprentice seamen (semen?) aboard the HMS Greasy Bastard, sailing through the Panama Canal... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (zBaqJ) 133
tout le merde.
Posted by: mikeski I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes". Also, "le monde" is using the masculine article "le". So triggering assuming "everyone" is male. Since all of French assumes every noun has a gender, I think we'll have to redo the whole language. Posted by: mikeski at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (P1f+c) 134
Air Canada should also offer in-flight handjobs since they're already modeling their business model for Idiocracy. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (leeP1) 135
Please address me as "Gussie Romney" from now on, as I am quite the dandified modern man.
Posted by: Gussy Romney, Boneless Pork Rectum (R- Utah) at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (NVYyb) 136
130 Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton So Hillary was in a Star Trek episode? Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:15 PM (32YRo) Yes, the giant steaming volcanic turd that had claws. With Surak and Lincoln. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ) 137
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (zBaqJ) --- "Where in the galaxy. Is. Spock's. Brain?" Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (FiUMj) 139
Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him. Posted by: J.J. Sefton Starring Henry Waxman as The Guy In The Box. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (7rVsF) 140
honestly Mitt and Paul Ryan coulda passed as a couple in 2012
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f) Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (DuZls) Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (DQebX) 143
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"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming. Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR) I identify as a Ficus. Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (jYnPD) 144
Canada should also offer in-flight handjobs since they're already modeling their business model for Idiocracy.
Posted by: Soothsayer Might be a frequent flyer if that was part of the deal... Posted by: Boswell at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (32YRo) 145
Best friend of Marigold Tyler Moore?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (zBaqJ) No. That tart never supported my spin off! Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (n9sj8) 146
I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes".
Also, "le monde" is using the masculine article "le". So triggering assuming "everyone" is male. Since all of French assumes every noun has a gender, I think we'll have to redo the whole language. Posted by: mikeski Mort. Posted by: rickb223 at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (FTf+m) 147
If they would've just made the script change nobody would've noticed or cared. Instead they chose to advertise the script change.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (TLxpZ) 148
For ace: is this an example of the work of who one might call a "butter-captain"? https://youtu.be/3RWFGjXhsOI
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (L83ai) 149
140 honestly Mitt and Paul Ryan coulda passed as a couple in 2012
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (G546f) A couple of diseased blowfish. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (zBaqJ) 150
Yes, the giant steaming volcanic turd that had claws. With Surak and Lincoln.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ) --- Hillary was the Horta. All about the mining rights. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ) 151
Progs will eventually reduce our rich language to grunts and pointing so no one will ever be offended in the least bit.
#WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (HaL55) 152
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113 "Everybody" is not inclusive of people who are disembodied entities. Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (DQebX) Star Trek episode with that guy who was in a box and you needed welding goggles to look at him. or the one where the sparklies took over mr. scott's girlfriend. Posted by: Anachronda at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (sGtp+) 153
Eventually we'll be required to wear silly hats, or buttons or what not. Something embarrassing or shameful as a visual reminder of our serfdom and our allegiance to the state. Failure to do so will be an admission of Nazism. And the punishment for being a Nazi is personal destruction.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (q177U) 154
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"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming. Posted by: washrivergal at October 21, 2019 06:14 PM (sIyWR) I identify as a Ficus. Posted by: Ashley Judd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (jYnPD) Sound of world's grubbiest erection springing forth in Harvey's soiled boxers. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (keBn8) 156
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If they would've just made the script change nobody would've noticed or cared. Instead they chose to advertise the script change. Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (TLxpZ) --- That's how you get social credit under Chairman Justin. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (cfSRQ) 157
I seem to recall a movement not too long ago where the "One Percent" were demonized..
Yes... at the other end of the scale, no? Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (3H9h1) 158
The word Amity means friendship. Can't all fake genders get along?
Posted by: Mayor Larry Vaughn at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (Pzzpr) 159
150 Yes, the giant steaming volcanic turd that had claws. With Surak and Lincoln.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:16 PM (zBaqJ) --- Hillary was the Horta. All about the mining rights. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:17 PM (cfSRQ) "NOWAYS. TAHRD. I.." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (zBaqJ) 160
So we're supposed to recognize the difference between men and women while simultaneously rejecting the differences between men and women?
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (S+Bdz) 161
Comrades, please to be boarding plane now.
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz) 162
I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes".
--- People should watch out tooting their merdes. Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (DuZls) 163
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Here on Inclusive Airlines all maintenance is performed by underprivileged persons of autism. Enjoy your flight. Posted by: xnycpeasant And the disabled will be in the emergency exit row. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (LOq4H) 164
Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) 165
161 Comrades, please to be boarding plane now.
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz) "To Serve Xim, it's a cookbook!" Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ) 166
Comrades, please to be boarding plane now.
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz) --- Bot I kid. Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (DuZls) 167
Call them Scruff and Muff.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (UUkQp) 168
What if I identify as the pilot?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (oVJmc) 169
I'm all for it if they start using the gender neutral term asshole.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (j3npP) 170
Sit down, strap in, and shit da fuk up.
Breakfast is Kaboom or 2 tablespoons of sugar and an unfiltered Camel. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v) 171
164 Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) Miso Hawney. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ) Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (3H9h1) 173
I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes".
--- What does it matter in French? They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word. They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it. An entire language based on mumbling. Fuck those people. Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX) Posted by: Stewardess Trix at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (6eEQ+) 175
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I'm all for it if they start using the gender neutral term asshole. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (j3npP) "Ladies, gentlemen, and assholes, we will now begin boarding." I like it. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (jYnPD) Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (rBtIz) 177
170 Sit down, strap in, and shit da fuk up.
Breakfast is Kaboom or 2 tablespoons of sugar and an unfiltered Camel. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v) The first part is what Huma is told every morning... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (zBaqJ) 178
161 Comrades, please to be boarding plane now.
Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz) In Russia plane mount you. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (n9sj8) 180
You just know some activist will demand that all 57 genders be addressed
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (b7EdA) 181
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Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account? Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) --- All of them are dirty. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (cfSRQ) 182
Might as well change the greeting to "Hey jackwagons, take off, eh." Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (eXA4G) 183
164 Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) Dick in Janesville... Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ) 184
Progs will eventually reduce our rich language to grunts and pointing so no one will ever be offended in the least bit.
----------- Pointing is right out. Racist, I'm told. Posted by: Jan Brewer at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (Ee+Sn) 185
Psychotic rights? This is absolute nonsense, you treat and medicate delusions, you don't legitimize them. And if you can't treat the psychosis, why treat the depression?
Someone last evening suggested that the young people being mutilated today will grow into time bombs, and I quite agree. A PTSD from which you can never physically remove yourself will lead to violence. Couple the trauma with seismic hormonal issues and there you have it. I hope it leads to prosecution of medical professionals as well. This is not safe. Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (U7k5w) Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (DQebX) 187
What does it matter in French?
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word. They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it. An entire language based on mumbling. Fuck those people. Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX) The only language where being intoxicated actually helps with the pronunciation. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 21, 2019 06:22 PM (j3npP) 188
Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) @EddieMunster Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (xPl2J) 189
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word.
Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (DQebX) --- Wrong, if the next word begins with a vowel, they'll carry the last consonant blend to the next word. Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (DuZls) 190
Anyone remember the Walter Reed Hospital fake scandal during Bush? It was a Time when the Left pretended to be anti-war (Republican president) and pretended to want to bring the troops home (Republican president) and pretended to give a shit about the Veterans (Republican president). Fake News "reported" rats at Walter Reed! Fake News "reported" dead veterans on gurneys hanging out in the hallways! For shame, Bush. For shame. Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (leeP1) Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (JFO2v) 192
What does it matter in French?
They never bother to pronounce the last few letters in a word. They get bored with every word halfway through and just give up on it. An entire language based on mumbling. Fuck those people. Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM The French don't actually care what they do, as long as they pronounce it correctly. Posted by: 'Enry 'Iggins at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (rBtIz) 193
Honestly I don't pay a lot of attention to announcement beyond making sure I'm getting on the right plane at the right time.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Uu+Jp) 194
'Hey-ass-hats' would work.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (Vy7tf) Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (leeP1) 196
Romney chose Ryan because of his chiseled pecs. Queer as the day is long.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (q177U) 197
It's all about the imaginary genitalia of deranged people, so- "Dicks, pussies, and assholes, we will now begin boarding." Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (XCfh1) 198
188 Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) @EddieMunster Posted by: Mark1971 at October 21, 2019 06:23 PM (xPl2J) @EddieAndTheCucksters Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (n9sj8) 199
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming. Posted by: washrivergal ======== Not particularly inclusive, however. Posted by: Biffy, the Comfort Llama at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (Xm5XV) 200
Flight attendants and other staff will not use the language in boarding announcements, and the company instead plans to replace the standard greetings with neutral words, such as "everybody" or "tout le monde."
Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:00 PM How about "toot suite" to hustle their derrieres on and off de plane? [ g, d, & r ] Posted by: Pierre le Pied at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (DMUuz) 201
Higher education has spent billions in wasted tuition to find out there are not just queers, but at least 47 kinds of queers.
The question is : why? All 47 kinds still add up to about 2% of the population. Same as before wasting all that money. And why isn't Pierre McCuck leading the charge? Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am. at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (79ouq) 202
This is great! Very progressive and inclusive! Harms nobody!
Posted by: My Left-Wing, Trump-Deranged Buddy at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (y87jW) 203
I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC) Posted by: JackStraw at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ZLI7S) 205
"You fuckers" would work too.
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (DuZls) Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (G546f) 207
@EddieAndTheCucksters
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (n9sj I was never fooled by Romney. Ryan had me fooled. Fuck that guy. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (jYnPD) 208
Comrades, please to be boarding plane now. Posted by: Aeroflot Canada at October 21, 2019 06:19 PM (rBtIz) Kids fly free? Kids fly plane! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_593 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (7rVsF) Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (Pzzpr) 210
Air Canada is infamous for not giving flight crews adequate rest time. Example: Air Canada Flight 759, which almost caused a major disaster at the San Francisco airport in 2017. Simulation video here:
https://tinyurl.com/y53tfpl3 (10 minutes long, but well done and worth the time). Shorter account from a Canadian broadcaster: https://tinyurl.com/y499hvr4 So PC language is the least of this airline's worries. Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (pPNCa) 211
Fake News "reported" the filth at Walter Reed, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (leeP1) --- Right, then Obama got elected, promising to do right and even got a general (Shinseki) to be the VA director. And the scandal exploded, Shinseki tried to resign, Obama actually said NO, and this fearless warrior dutifully stayed in place because that's courage, amirite? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:25 PM (cfSRQ) 212
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Making people play Simon Says, forcing them to agree with obvious absurdities, is how they show who's in charge, and who is enslaved. Mooo-hahahahahahaha! Posted by: Simon Bar Sinister at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Vy7tf) 213
172 164 Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
It will have "Munster" in it. Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (3H9h1) Edwardo Fond de Puissance Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (JFO2v) 214
Here on Inclusive Airlines all maintenance is performed by underprivileged persons of autism.
------- I believe that 'Opportunity Deprived' is the current vogue. Posted by: Jan Brewer at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Ee+Sn) 215
Their elections are going on today, oui?
Posted by: IC at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (a0IVu) 216
I will identify as the Maple Leafs and demand an entire cabin to myself and VIP treatment all the way.
Posted by: Miklos, eh? at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (QzkSJ) 217
Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) ----------- Benedick Arnold Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (AzW6q) 218
Breakfast is Kaboom or 2 tablespoons of sugar and an unfiltered Camel.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:21 PM (JFO2v) As I posted here yesterday to bum out the weekend morons, Kellogg's is making LGBTQ cereal called "All Together" which is basically the crap they sweep up off the floor at the end of the week. For $20 a box. But, rainbows! I always knew those Rice Crispy elves were teh gay. Fruit Loops, step aside. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (Z1ykJ) 219
My first girlfriend wasn't "gender-fluid," she just liked sports and rarely wore dresses.
Nowadays they'd be pressuring her to have genital mutilation surgery and lying to her about how much she'll appreciate it. Posted by: Kensington at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (y87jW) 220
"Human Units" sounds both warm and welcoming.
Posted by: washrivergal The otherkin will sue, however. Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM (bwo3w) 221
Any guesses to Ryan's hidden Twitter account?
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 21, 2019 06:20 PM (wIdrq) Just look for the one with some variation on the theme of- "Gee, that Paul Ryan is one great guy. And a credit to America." Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1) 222
yeah, that sane world, what has done happened to it?
Posted by: micky at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (CK4Ox) Posted by: NPC_11111101 at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (DMUuz) Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (v0R5T) 225
The flight attendants on Air China welcomed Radies and Gentremen.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (Uu+Jp) 226
196 Romney chose Ryan because of his chiseled pecs. Queer as the day is long.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (q177U) who be da husband who be da wife Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (oVJmc) 228
wait, make that Johnny Sweetcheeks
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (G546f) 229
That episode pretty much exposed a bunch of generals as apple-polishing hacks. Eventually Shinseki did quit, but I suspect it was because his peer were sending him hate mail on a daily basis.
But because Obama was in charge, no one cared about dead veterans, just like the Grim Milestones stopped coming in January 2009. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ) Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC) 231
I demand to bring my service unicorn on board.
Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (786Ro) 232
I'm sure this kind of post-modern thinking hasn't trickled down to the maintenance and engineering departments.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc) 233
I'm embarrassed to say I told my father, when Ryan was selected for the VP nod, that he was the new face of the Republican Party.
Little did I know how right I was. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (n9sj8) 234
"Gee, that Paul Ryan is one great guy. And a credit to America."
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1) --- What about the ones inside him? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ) 235
Just call everyone mutts. OK you mutts sit the fuck down and buckle your seat belts.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cEsBM) 236
Higher education has spent billions in wasted tuition to find out there are not just queers, but at least 47 kinds of queers.
The question is : why? All 47 kinds still add up to about 2% of the population. Same as before wasting all that money. And why isn't Pierre McCuck leading the charge? Posted by: Just the facts, ma'am. --------- You are apparently using oppressive white math. You will report to Ethnic Math Studies, 8:00, tomorrow morning. Posted by: Seattle School Board at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Ee+Sn) 237
Jacques Chretien and Justin Trudeau. Effin' Labournauts. I was about to post "Thanks, Canada!", but then I remembered Slick and Barry, so we're even steven.
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (Pqytn) 238
I'll never think of Mitt as anything other than a Lucky Peter, although I'm a bit distressed I know what that is now.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (nRWPy) 239
"I love how everyone has pushed for paperless billing."
And half the paperwork required for "Real ID" involves paper copies of bills... Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (x7K6h) 240
Pandering to the mentally ill, and then creating mentally ill children by acting like the mentally ill are fine.
Yeah, that's going to work out well in the future. Not. Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (2KYgn) 241
I am a meat popsicle.
Posted by: Korben Dallas at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (Vy7tf) 242
What do we have to do to put an end to this insanity. I guess the world really is taking crazy pills. Go Trump, drain the swamp, MAGA!
Posted by: Kenny The G from AZ at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (4FXu8) 243
Attention: Lame-Os. Put your seats upright and your seat belts on.
Posted by: Fritz at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (kLDv+) 244
Tyranny of the Minority. Pretty sure somebody wrote a book about this.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (RUnSJ) 245
229 That episode pretty much exposed a bunch of generals as apple-polishing hacks. Eventually Shinseki did quit, but I suspect it was because his peer were sending him hate mail on a daily basis.
But because Obama was in charge, no one cared about dead veterans, just like the Grim Milestones stopped coming in January 2009. Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:28 PM (cfSRQ) The Day No One Died Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:30 PM (JFO2v) 246
@coc
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (Pzzpr) 247
As I posted here yesterday to bum out the weekend morons, Kellogg's is making LGBTQ cereal called "All Together" which is basically the crap they sweep up off the floor at the end of the week. For $20 a box.
But, rainbows! I always knew those Rice Crispy elves were teh gay. Fruit Loops, step aside. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM Lucky Pierre Charms Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (786Ro) 248
Psychotic rights? This is absolute nonsense, you treat and medicate
delusions, you don't legitimize them. And if you can't treat the psychosis, why treat the depression? Someone last evening suggested that the young people being mutilated today will grow into time bombs, and I quite agree. A PTSD from which you can never physically remove yourself will lead to violence. Couple the trauma with seismic hormonal issues and there you have it. I hope it leads to prosecution of medical professionals as well. This is not safe. Do we really want to encourage a mental illness that has a 48% mortality rate? Really? Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55) 249
I am surprised they haven't decided to use Comrades!
If where I work ever gets into the pronoun wars, I will start using Comrade to address everyone. Comrade Electrician, Comrade Supervisor, Comrade Engineer, Comrade Site Vice President. I will avoid all pronouns. Everyone will be my comrade. "Welcome aboard the People's Aircraft of the Democratic Republic of Canada. Please store your Travelers Daily Allowed Possessions in the overhead bins." Posted by: rd at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (+0uDE) 250
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Eventually we'll be required to wear silly hats, or buttons or what not. Something embarrassing or shameful as a visual reminder of our serfdom and our allegiance to the state. Failure to do so will be an admission of Nazism. And the punishment for being a Nazi is personal destruction. Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:18 PM (q177U) _______ "Might I suggest a yellow star with a scarlet P and D?" -- Severely Conservative Mittens/Hand Jobs 2020! Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (Fj4G0) 251
Sorry for the rough landing folks, it was not the pilots fault, or the weathers fault, it was the asphalt.
Posted by: Copilot Nyuk Nyuk at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (v0R5T) 252
They could use Gunny Hartman's speech from Full Metal Jacket.
"You aren't even human f*cking beings. You are nothing more than grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t. Now put on your seatbelt." Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ) 253
Speaking of Canada and lame-ass shit, how long before our lefties demand that every other paragraph be spoken in Spanish? Ten years?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (sWM8x) 254
It's trannies and carnival freaks all the way down.
Posted by: That irredeemable Russian asset who always says... at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (EgshT) 255
How about "toot suite" to hustle their derrieres on and off de plane?
--- You're truly truly scrumptious. Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (DQebX) 256
240 Pandering to the mentally ill, and then creating mentally ill children by acting like the mentally ill are fine.
Yeah, that's going to work out well in the future. Not. Posted by: shibumi at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (2KYgn) It's beyond simple pandering, it's validating and forcing the sane to accept an absolute lie. If you can accept that women are just mutilated men, you can be made to accept just about any other lie. Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (U7k5w) 257
"Gee, that Paul Ryan is one great guy. And a credit to America."
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1) --- What about the ones inside him? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:29 PM (cfSRQ) I thought we weren't supposed to talk about Paul Ryan's predilection for eating freshly aborted human fetuses. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (XCfh1) 258
N.L. Urker: "The flight attendants on Air China welcomed Radies and Gentremen."
That offensive. You banned. You come back one year. Posted by: Airman Mao at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (6eEQ+) 259
I will identify as the Maple Leafs and demand an entire cabin to myself and VIP treatment all the way.
Posted by: Miklos, eh? at October 21, 2019 06:26 PM What are we, monsieur, chopped poutine? Posted by: Montreal Canadiens at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (DMUuz) 260
and the company instead plans to replace the standard greetings with neutral words, such as "everybody" or "tout le monde."
What if I do not have a body, or missing a monde? Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:33 PM (+oR7L) 261
"You aren't even human f*cking beings. You are nothing more than grabastic pieces of amphibian sh*t. Now put on your seatbelt."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:32 PM (cfSRQ) That works for me Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (cEsBM) Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (oVJmc) 263
Attention XXs and XYs!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (q1Pj5) 264
"Pointing is right out. Racist, I'm told."
Disney park employees are taught to point with two fingers, claiming it's to avoid giving offense AND referring to photos of Walt pointing in that manner. However, the photos of Walt were originally of him pointing while holding a cigarette, which has been airbrushed out... Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (x7K6h) 265
It sucked that I missed that thread. I wanted to point out that Romney's sock puppet name falls eerily in line with my totally unfounded speculation that he's like the Utah Senator in Advise and Consent.
Mormon. Happily Married. Respected. He also harbors a dark, dark secret that could destroy him and some folks figure it out. That would also explain why Allahpundit gets weak in the knees whenever he's brought up. Seriously, this is a guy who *fired* an openly gay advisor from his campaign for the crime of being...gay. Yet Allah P can't keep his wood down for the fella. Anyone got a better explanation? Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at October 21, 2019 06:13 PM (cfSRQ) The only problem with this explanation is that it requires Mitt to be clever and witty in the selection of his subtle play on words false name. Seems unlikely, since he such a block. It all may be the creation of much cleverer folk looking at the name. If you really wanted a secret sock, why create such a stupid, obviously not a real name and account that is bound to come apart if anyone looks? So I restrict my guesses at the meaning to be on the dumb side of the ledger, since it is a dumb thing to do. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:34 PM (FTPn0) 266
Jane D'oh
The DFW TSA were just as nor so secret Police. Tin gods on buggy wheels. I was not amused. Looked them right in the face with contempt, but did not voice what I felt. I do not respect them or their authority. Time for a letter to the head of the TA. TSA is decaying like 1/xsquared. Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (u82oZ) 267
Quantas will be greeting passengers with: Oi, open yer fookin ear holes, wankers!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2I33r) 268
Though I think Canada is full of crap and losers, I applaud the sensitivity at work here. I think we can learn from this.
Several of my platoon were transexual, and xey served with honor and distinction. In fact, it's because of this that my combat-tested unit of 11bs will be voting for the Dems, unless Trump reverses his hateful stance on otherkin and non-binary hardened warriors. These people took the oath, and they've bled for the cause, and all Trump can do is spit at them. I voted for him, but I'm telling you plain, the military is not going to do so again. The Military Times says so. Posted by: Rock-Solid Conservative Army Veteran at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (cfSRQ) 269
Romney is the kind of "guy" that would have hidden straight porn under his bed so his mom wouldn't think he was gay.
Spoiler alert: he's GAY! Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (q177U) Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (/LvQJ) 271
So who is the Tranny on the Air Canada board?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (7qG7O) 272
No shit. If a man can identify as a woman and this Must.Be.Accepted then why can't I identify as the President of Bongo Bongo and demand diplomatic immunity while I break laws?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (n9sj8) 273
They won't stop until they get blind pilots ... well, even that won't stop them.
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Fj4G0) 274
>>I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past.
Posted by: Jane D'oh Hey, I had to get to the planes - I'm a mechanic. Posted by: Dark Swarthy Guy at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2cuLk) 275
'Hey, Assholes! Zip it and Listen!' usually works.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (2B9A/) 276
Do they tolerate this gender identity shit in Russia?
Posted by: Galil at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (Pzzpr) 277
I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to
the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past. The solution is obvious: Wear a burka next time you fly. Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (HaL55) 278
Do we really want to encourage a mental illness that has a 48% mortality rate?
Really? Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:31 PM (HaL55) Well treating the "woman trapped in a male body" psychosis is now unacceptable, and you have to call Jennifer "David" if that's what "he" wants. Naturally, I retired. Posted by: CN at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (U7k5w) 279
"Gee, that Paul Ryan is one great guy. And a credit to America."
Said no human ever....outside of Paul Ryan. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:27 PM (XCfh1) I actually said that. Posted by: Lucky Pierre Delecto at October 21, 2019 06:36 PM (KCruE) 280
Qantas to stop addressing passengers as "Mates and Sheilas". Will start addressing passengers as "Jessies and Hussies".
h/t Sidebar Posted by: Hands at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (786Ro) 281
Obama gave his Canadian brother his blessing.
His "Midas touch." Posted by: Jane D'oh That means Moose Jaw definitely wins the Summer Olympics. Posted by: Miklos, not betting on it though at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (QzkSJ) 282
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I should not be using "merde" as a mass noun. Make it "tout le merdes". --- People should watch out tooting their merdes. indeed. Posted by: Al Roker at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (sGtp+) 283
*makes jack off sign*
*make worship the devil sign* *sticks finger down throat* *gags* *slaps own ass* *does that thing for blowjob* *peace sign* Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (JFO2v) 284
Huh? If you're a man who identifies as a woman can't you just assume they are referring to you when they say "ladies" and vice versa.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (jUVms) 285
So in less than a generation, the joke "ladies and germs" will lose all meaning and context.
This is how we kill the English language and historical humor, not with a bang but with a wimper. Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s) 286
Huh? If you're a man who identifies as a woman can't you just assume they are referring to you when they say "ladies" and vice versa.
No, this is about the special er special flakes who say they are neither Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (2I33r) 287
https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/21/jessica-taylor-aoc-alabama-congress/
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM) 288
273 They won't stop until they get blind pilots ... well, even that won't stop them.
Posted by: ShainS at October 21, 2019 06:35 PM (Fj4G0) Landings scare the fuck out of the seeing eye dogs. Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (JFO2v) 289
203 I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC) ------------ Well, it was "Love" Field, after all...
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman 290
"Fellow babies, put on your seatbelts. "
Wait. That won't work. "Former fetuses, put on your seatbelts. " Yeah that's better. Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (9GFP4) 291
Oh, and identify as the Diva Pava Laguna.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (HaL55) 292
Progs will eventually reduce our rich language to grunts and pointing so no one will ever be offended in the least bit.
#WASTF Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him If my middle finger stays erect for more than 4 hours should I consult a medical professional? Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (XD+JK) 293
In case of an emergency landing, bend over, grab your ankles and kiss your ass goodbye.
Posted by: Copilot Nyuk Nyuk at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (v0R5T) 294
203 I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC) --------------- Jane, all kidding aside, I know what you mean. I am a tall skinny guy who put the "white" in "white guy" and I've twice been pulled out for "extra scrutiny" while people that were obviously from the ME went right on through.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman 295
If my middle finger stays erect for more than 4 hours should I consult a medical professional?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (XD+JK) No, just log on to this blog and have a few laughs Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (cEsBM) 296
Kick the pervs off the plane in mid-flight. Tell 'em to identify as birds, and start flapping.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo) 297
Why do you think Pierre tanked the second debate? Obama had the proof he was gay and threatened to release the photos
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn) 298
290 "Fellow babies, put on your seatbelts. "
Wait. That won't work. "Former fetuses, put on your seatbelts. " Yeah that's better. Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM (9GFP4) abortion survivors Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (JFO2v) Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (XCfh1) 300
Do front holes have a man made functioning clit? Serious question btw.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (RUnSJ) 301
So in less than a generation, the joke "ladies and germs" will lose all meaning and context.
This is how we kill the English language and historical humor, not with a bang but with a wimper. Posted by: LizLem at October 21, 2019 06:37 PM (hvf9s) Plus "Ladies and Gentlemen" is a *class* label. It is assuming that everyone present is in the equivalent of the victorian English upper middle class. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0) 302
287 https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/21/jessica-taylor-aoc-alabama-congress/
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones. Sorry about that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (n9sj8) Posted by: mikeyG at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (6IpEX) 304
As a child Romney was drawn to full contact sports. He was a demon in the dog pile. Hands everywhere.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (q177U) 305
"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and if you are offended, GET THE F*CK OFFA THIS PLANE RIGHT F*CKING NOW !"
Posted by: JT at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (arJlL) 306
Why do you think Pierre tanked the second debate? Obama had the proof he was gay and threatened to release the photos
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn) This theory requires Obama to keep his word and not release it anyhow out of malice. Unlikely. Pierre tanked for his own reasons. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (FTPn0) 307
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Kick the pervs off the plane in mid-flight. Tell 'em to identify as birds, and start flapping. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (YqDXo) BUT. YOU. can't. just. identify. as. something. you. waaaaan . . . . Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jYnPD) 308
https://dailycaller.com/2019/10/21/jessica-taylor-aoc-alabama-congress/
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:38 PM (cEsBM We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones. Sorry about that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (n9sj Do you know anything about her, other than she is a looker Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (cEsBM) Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jXrK7) 310
If my middle finger stays erect for more than 4 hours should I consult a medical professional?
Posted by: Sock Monkey....watching the world insert it's proverbial head up it's proverbial ass at October 21, 2019 06:39 PM Counselor Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (DMUuz) 311
We're all Jets fans tonight. I'm not sure where that leaves us gender wise, but it's only for one night.
JETS Jets! Break Brady's leg. A cheap shot will do. Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (Bf3hj) 312
294 203 I dunno. What's worse, my gender being ignored, or being subjected to the most humiliating treatment by the Love Field TSA as I was, because of my broken ankle. I was ordered to do the spread eagle X-ray scanner stand, had my hands swabbed for explosives, my boobs and crotch felt up, and my air cast scanned ....... twice. While dark swarthy guys sped on past.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 21, 2019 06:24 PM (ptqGC) --------------- Jane, all kidding aside, I know what you mean. I am a tall skinny guy who put the "white" in "white guy" and I've twice been pulled out for "extra scrutiny" while people that were obviously from the ME went right on through. Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (qC1Sy) Do not get me started. They loved molesting my red haired daughter. I said no. no fucking way. not happening. I asked for TSA to tell us to leave airport and make airline give me my money. Thieves Sucker and Assholes. Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (JFO2v) 313
"ladies and gentlemen" --> "greetings, pervs"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (YqDXo) 314
Air Canada fun fact :"Hey youse people! Canada is the only North American country to have a beaver on its nickel and a loon on its dollar coin. Twenty beavers equals one loonie!"
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (Pqytn) 315
Plus "Ladies and Gentlemen" is a *class* label. It
is assuming that everyone present is in the equivalent of the victorian English upper middle class. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0) AIR Compton is sticking with Bros and Hos. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD) 316
We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones.
Sorry about that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM That's a good first step. Now, what about the Yoko ONT? Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (DMUuz) 317
Plus "Ladies and Gentlemen" is a *class* label. It is assuming that everyone present is in the equivalent of the victorian English upper middle class
Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM (FTPn0) Yo, Homies! Yeah THAT'S better.. Posted by: Just Lily at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (9GFP4) 318
Apparently "jessie" is still used in Australia and England to mean "effeminate man.
- "Jusse" is still used that way in Chicago. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (+y/Ru) 319
Why would you want somebody who can't handle being addressed with "Ladies and Gentlemen" on a plane? If you can't handle the most basic parts of language, what makes you think you can handle flying?
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (KCruE) 320
Re Paul Ryan's secret twitter handle: @realLeeAdem
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls) 321
Why do you think Pierre tanked the second debate? Obama had the proof he was gay and threatened to release the photos
Posted by: G marks the spot at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (Fmkqn) This theory requires Obama to keep his word and not release it anyhow out of malice. Unlikely. Pierre tanked for his own reasons. Posted by: Oldcat at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (FTPn0) Pierre was hawt for Obama and wanted Obama to notice him. But, it didn't work out. The old old story of two bottoms but no top. Posted by: naturalfake at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (XCfh1) 322
Let's not forget the Catch-22 that doctors have to treat these lunatics for conditions their imagined bodies could get but their real bodies could not AND will be punished for not identifying issues their real bodies can have but their imagined bodies cannot.
See the insane woman who lied to everyone claiming she was a man -- doctors missed that she was pregnant because that's not something you check men for, and she miscarried. Posted by: Rob Crawford at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (x7K6h) 323
Who put a urinal in my plane bathroom?
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (+oR7L) 324
Holy shit! Canada has an airline.
Good for them. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (jXrK7) ......... They need it to fly garbage to the Philippines. Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (v0R5T) 325
Putting the bow on utopia...how nice.
Posted by: Abiss at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (Y8DtA) 326
BEST add of the year...oh and easy on the eyes .. Uh seriously? That ad was standard boilerplate. Zzzzz Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (keBn8) 327
AIR Compton is sticking with Bros and Hos.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (jYnPD) Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport. Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (KCruE) 328
G'day Hosers, we're about to take off, eh.
Posted by: Air Canada at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (DuZls) 329
Who put a urinal in my plane bathroom?
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (+oR7L) Well I usually piss in the sink anyway Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM) 330
300 Do front holes have a man made functioning clit? Serious question btw.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 21, 2019 06:40 PM (RUnSJ) Serious answer many trans cannot have orgasms as hormones kill their sex drive ask your girlfriend wife fuckbuddy on the pill Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v) 331
Uh seriously?
That ad was standard boilerplate. Zzzzz Posted by: Wut at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM (keBn Are you gay or something? Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM) 332
Wake up, you hosers! We'll be serving complimentary beer and jelly donuts, eh.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (jXrK7) 333
For those not following, the Amazon Synod in Rome is a mess of Ace Clown Car dimensions. Pagan idols in St. Peter's was the last straw.
Fed-up laypersons send Pachmamas down the Tiber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoB_gjuZgf8 Posted by: sal at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (2qCi9) 334
When driving solo Romney makes frequent stops at the tri-city interstate restrooms.
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (q177U) 335
No worries.
I would rather fly Ethiopian Airways than any "Air" Canada. Screw them and their momma. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (Z+IKu) 336
Anyone of y'all thinking about moving to Alabama, move to congressional district Jessica Taylor is running in.
Posted by: Eromero at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (UUkQp) 337
Are you gay or something?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM) "That ad was standard boilerplate." That is a giveaway. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (jYnPD) 338
Do you know anything about her, other than she is a looker
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:42 PM (cEsBM She's running for Roby's seat (the one refusing to censure Schiff). Roby isn't sealing re-election. Her hubby is general counsel to Kay Ivey but stepped down recently to support her. I believe she worked for Robert Bently's office. Not much else. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:47 PM (n9sj8) 339
Well I usually piss in the sink anyway
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (cEsBM) Hey! I watch my gender neutral hosery in there! Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (+oR7L) 340
Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 21, 2019 06:45 PM Compton/Woodley Airport aka CPM/KCPM. Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (DMUuz) 341
Don't knock air Canada. They have those mini bottles of Molson Golden for only 2 toonies. No peanuts though, too American
Posted by: Eddie Brock at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (Bf3hj) 342
Re Paul Ryan's secret twitter handle: @realLeeAdem
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls) .......... I thought it was @Pierre's Bottom Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T) 343
Watch yer beer! You're blowin' the floor, eh.
Posted by: Overheard from the Air Canada Cockpit at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (DuZls) 344
Why would you want somebody who can't handle being addressed with "Ladies and Gentlemen" on a plane? If you can't handle the most basic parts of language, what makes you think you can handle flying?
The offended person tweeted xer disgust and @aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the prospect of another 50 retweets. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r) 345
You know what this neans? This song from Cabaret is no longer perverted enough.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+y/Ru) 346
Why do my hands smell like Fish after I do the gender neutral secret handshake?
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+oR7L) 347
The offended person tweeted xer disgust and
@aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the prospect of another 50 retweets. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r) In fairness, it is French Canada. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (jYnPD) 348
Everyone know that 50 tweets is the equivalent of, like, 20 billion people.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (jXrK7) 349
Air Canada, the Dr. Nick Riviera of airlines.
Posted by: Darth Randall at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (/Njku) 350
This is the one case where "moose out front should have told you" is actually true.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:50 PM (jXrK7) 351
Why be a top or a bottom when you can be lucky like Romney?
Posted by: Max Power at October 21, 2019 06:51 PM (q177U) Posted by: Veeger at October 21, 2019 06:51 PM (aKsyK) 353
No doubt, they'll have to change the name "cockpit".
Too toxically mascuine--besides the decades in which pilots were mainly men, a lotta men probably made "cockpit" jokes. Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (DuZls) 354
342 Re Paul Ryan's secret twitter handle: @realLeeAdem
Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:44 PM (DuZls) .......... I thought it was @Pierre's Bottom Posted by: wth at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (v0R5T) Pierre's Very Extra Special Power Bottom Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (JFO2v) 355
316 We have to make up for the asshole Doug Jones.
Sorry about that. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:41 PM That's a good first step. Now, what about the Yoko ONT? Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 21, 2019 06:43 PM (DMUuz We've gone over this. Technically not my fault. I just dared him to do it. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (n9sj8) 356
Looking for election results, came across this.
>In Canada, a constituency is known as a 'riding', or a circonscription in Canadian French. Sounds ghey. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (jYnPD) 357
sock off
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (Xm5XV) 358
"Cunts and cocks" should cover it. Or "twats and dicks" in a formal setting.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (+y/Ru) 359
If I knew the future was going to be like this, I would have drunk more and done more drugs in my yout.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (jXrK7) 360
353 No doubt, they'll have to change the name "cockpit".
Too toxically mascuine--besides the decades in which pilots were mainly men, a lotta men probably made "cockpit" jokes. Posted by: Axeman at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (DuZls) No talking about flight attendants. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (JFO2v) 361
I am grateful for SCTV. One of the best comedy television shows, ever.
Posted by: mrp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (Pqytn) 362
Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch Baggage claim must be a hoot. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H) 363
The silent acquiescence of the GOPers like Ryan to the Leftist assault on this country reminds me of the dogs of Rome during the Gallic siege. Maybe they should be subjected to a supplicia canum even year.
A supplicia cuckum, if you will. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (js3u9) 364
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"Cunts and cocks" should cover it. Or "twats and dicks" in a formal setting. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 06:52 PM (+y/Ru) Innies and outies, eh. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (jYnPD) 365
So when the stewardess on Air Canada asks if I want a moose knuckle, that's not a weird Canadian mixed drink?
Posted by: portlandon at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (+oR7L) 366
23445tgfg6556fr Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5XV) 367
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Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport. Posted by: Surfperch Baggage claim must be a Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (jYnPD) 368
45ftvegfryh Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5XV) 369
Why do my hands smell like Fish after I do the gender neutral secret handshake?
Posted by: ScreechyLibYentaFlyer at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM (+oR7L) Using your hands was the first mistake. Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Z1ykJ) 370
The offended person tweeted xer disgust and
@aircanada. Like 50 people retweeted it, so basically by the laws of social media, their hands were tied. They had to capitulate or face the prospect of another 50 retweets. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:48 PM (2I33r) In fairness, it is French Canada. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 21, 2019 06:49 PM Word! Posted by: Pierre Defective at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (0W3mK) 371
No doubt, they'll have to change the name "cockpit".
If it is an all female crew it is a box office. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (2I33r) 372
362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
Posted by: Surfperch Baggage claim must be a hoot. Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at October 21, 2019 06:53 PM (LOq4H) There is no baggage claim. Too slave trade. Luggage tossed to ground and told to be free. Posted by: rhennigantx dont californicate my TEXAS at October 21, 2019 06:55 PM (JFO2v) 373
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45ftvegfryh Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5X Repeat last, over. Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 21, 2019 06:55 PM (n9sj8) 374
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many trans cannot have orgasms as hormones kill their sex drive ask your girlfriend wife fuckbuddy on the pill Posted by: Africa Sign Language Expert at October 21, 2019 06:46 PM (JFO2v) Wouldn't "lopping it off" (if they get that far) pretty much improve the chances you'll never have one? Posted by: clutch cargo at October 21, 2019 06:56 PM (Z1ykJ) 375
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45ftvegfryh Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 21, 2019 06:54 PM (Xm5X Repeat last, over. __________________ It's okay. I speak cat running across keyboard. Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (jXrK7) 376
45 foot vegetable fry .h ?
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362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport. Posted by: Surfperch I had a connecting flight out of Compton Airport in the early 80's. It took us over 3 hours to taxi out to the runway, because every time we stopped, somebody would steal the wheels and the plane would be on cinder blocks. Posted by: portlandon at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (+oR7L) 378
Good afternoon and welcome aboard flight 420 wit service to Ottawa. At this time we'd like to welcome our gold elite club members and cock less freaks and sealed up cunts.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (0W3mK) 379
@PuissanceSolum
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 21, 2019 06:57 PM (js3u9) 380
Pierre Delecto didn't tank in the second debate; he was knifed in the back by Too Much Candy. Pierre Delecto wanted to win 2012 as a cuck and then to run the country as a cuck, likely getting Common Sense Gun Control through as a Republican.
(Which is why I didn't vote that year.) It's just that the dog eater wanted to win more. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 21, 2019 06:58 PM (ykYG2) 381
No talking about flight attendants.
It was a gay flight attendant for Air Canada named Gaetan Dugas who was thought at one time to have introduced HIV to the United States (he is now thought to have infected gay men in the middle of the American AIDS epidemic rather than being the initial source). Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 06:58 PM (pPNCa) Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 06:59 PM (DQebX) 383
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362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport. When ATC (not to be confused with Alex) gives you clearance they just say straight out, bye Felicia. Posted by: Minnfidel at October 21, 2019 06:59 PM (0W3mK) 384
362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
--- Impossible! The international language of aviation is English! Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM (DQebX) 385
nood
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM (pPNCa) 386
Let's not forget the Catch-22 that doctors have to treat these lunatics for conditions their imagined bodies could get but their real bodies could not AND will be punished for not identifying issues their real bodies can have but their imagined bodies cannot.
- Speaking of healthcare, didja see that Paleface Speaks With Forked Tongue released how she's going to spend her $2.7 trillion in new taxes and still won't tell us how she'll fund free Medicare for all? NEWS: Elizabeth Warren has now completely allocated the $2.75 trillion in expected revenue from proposed wealth tax. -$1.25T: higher ed (tuition-free college, debt cancelation, more) -$700B: universal childcare -$800B: k-12 education, announced today https://bit.ly/35VQeWG Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 21, 2019 07:01 PM (+y/Ru) 387
362 Not many people know this, but Compton has its own airport.
--- Impossible! The international language of aviation is English! Posted by: RKae at October 21, 2019 07:00 PM Excuse me, I speak jive. Posted by: Barbara Billingsley at October 21, 2019 07:01 PM (0W3mK) Posted by: Miklos, Knight of the Garter at October 21, 2019 07:13 PM (QzkSJ) 389
I recently had the worst (non-weather related) aviation experience of my life which encompasses 40 years of air travel. Air Canada. Just trying to get home from Toronto--a normal two hour flight. 2 cancelled flights. Hours in the airport lounges and on a plane. Had to go through customs and security twice.Terrible customer service. Promises made and not kept. Finally arrived home destination 24 hours after we should have according to original reservation. Apparently social engineering and virtue signalling has become the preoccupation of this company over competence or providing air transportation to paying customers.
Posted by: corn and beans at October 21, 2019 07:24 PM (tkNkP) 390
"Gender Fluid"--isn't that what normals exchange during hetero sex?
Posted by: markoni at October 21, 2019 07:48 PM (IIEz7) 391
Ladies and Gentleman becomes hosers and knobs, eh?
Posted by: Max Entropy at October 21, 2019 07:58 PM (ur/Uv) 392
"What up Bitches!"
Posted by: diegosundevil at October 21, 2019 08:38 PM (CYK1l) 393
I self identify as a holder of first class permanent seating.
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at October 21, 2019 09:02 PM (Ju2mK) 394
Just spent a week in Spain.
"Ladies and Gentlemen" is a commonly used expression. I can't wait until can get my hands on my retirement money and leave this forsaken land in my wake. Posted by: Patrick C Carroll at October 21, 2019 09:28 PM (2D4Ga) 395
Attention all passengers, please secure your animals.
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