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1 Woohoo !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (wscsn)

2 1

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:23 PM (f7Tfe)

3 Killer Cat.

Do not mess with the pussy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (haWye)

4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

5 Congrats sock!

2nd place ain't so bad. Still ahead of the rest of ya'll.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (f7Tfe)

6 Ok, the cat wins this round.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (ycWCI)

7 I was going to make an obvious reference, then I decided tha,t as a gentleman, it would be inappropriate and not suitable for a family blog!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

8 So I read the Sponge Bob article out loud to the others setting at the bar for our Monday night dinner.

These are all folk who have graduated from College within the last four years, or less.

They laughed at the idiocy of the Professor, and to a person said that they consider the Universities to be filled, and lead by idiots.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (cqNba)

9 Do not mess with the pussy.

Preach!

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (ykYG2)

10 You cat only push a cat so far. Then it's slappy-slap and rabbit kicks faster than you can see.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (jXrK7)

11 That cat is a BOSS.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (ptqGC)

12 That cat is knocking some sense into that child's head.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (f7Tfe)

13
I don't like the Cardinals (the baseball team, not the clerics) but I have no idea why.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (7rVsF)

14 that

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (BiNEL)

15 Nice Pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (JFO2v)

16 Weeee!


*Bounces Like A Tigger*



Come here all of you happy 'rons and 'ettes!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (hI/80)

17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

18 There's a reason I've never had a cat. That's one right there. No respect.

Posted by: Bosk at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (9m9TT)

19 The cat's speed bag work is better than Bernie's.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (aS1PU)

20 Antifa girl vs Anyone who fights back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (V2Yro)

21 I'll bet The princess named the cat Miss Puss Puss.

Kitty got revenge.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

22 Do not mess with the pussy.
Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM

Truth, girlfriend!

Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (rBtIz)

23 Colds suck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (oVJmc)

24 Mess with the kitty, out come the claws!

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (XKZwp)

25 Cats see people as large cats. Literally.

Posted by: bane at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ev02w)

26 See who is Top Cat there

Posted by: Skip at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (ZCEU2)

27 17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Rule #1 Vodka is a clear liquid
Rule #2 See Rule 1

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (JFO2v)

28 17 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Congrats!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (ycWCI)

29 Feline Assault and battery m v

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (9hauA)

30 Nice Pussy

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:25 PM (JFO2v)


I see my restraint (7) was totes unnecessary!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (BiNEL)

31 4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)



Hopefully Brett Baier is next.

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (Z7lwY)

32
O'Keeffe's second video went up about 30 minutes ago (or a teaser for it). Basically admitting racial bias. Essentially, CNN won't cover killings in Black neighborhoods. White ones yeah, but it would have to be like 20 people for CNN to do a killing in a Black neighborhood.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (13CQC)

33
The cat wanted to PUNISH her for acting stupid, which was funny

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (A0JUB)

34 Now try that with a Mastiff!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (ycWCI)

35 Late to the party, but the latest Spongebob Squarepants movie is very fun. Antonio Banderas is the real-life pirate antagonist, too, which is pretty great.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:27 PM (YCAti)

36 That kitty floats like a butterfly, stings like ten paws across the snot-locker!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (hI/80)

37 Bitch better have my money.....

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (ev02w)

38 Guess there are some pussy's you shouldn't grab.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (f7Tfe)

39 Chock full 'o catitude!

Posted by: Eromero at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (UUkQp)

40 Girl was playing Slap the Pussy and got schooled.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

41
Good kitty!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (7rVsF)

42 Done with pets; after last kitteh passed, we decided no more.

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (zUdXR)

43 Cats are like Queen Victoria. "We are NOT amused."

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (COzlW)

44
What's that song that goes gabba gabba hey?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (A0JUB)

45 Porch kitty will fuck you up in neon if you annoy her too much. Biting is a thing here. But she murders every mouse and chipmunk she can find so .... we'll keep her.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (myjNJ)

46
The cat wanted to PUNISH her for acting stupid, which was funny
Posted by: Soothsayer

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I've never heard of boxing with a cat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (13CQC)

47 And this story is erupting across the internet, on many different platforms.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)

48 Cats > white men

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

49 I'm Rick James, bitch.

Posted by: Rick James at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (3KNlT)

50 48 Cats > white men
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

Well, of course.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ycWCI)

51 This is exactly how a cat broke our ceiling fan.

Posted by: pawn at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (PveK5)

52 I've never heard of boxing with a cat.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (13CQC)


This video may be a clue as to why that is?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (BiNEL)

53 Somebody should start a website of cats owning thots.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ev02w)

54 This cat video has a better story, better effects and better character development than the new new new re re reboot of Charleez Anjellz.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (6IpEX)

55 Have you will, only what you take with you into the comments.

Posted by: Yoda's Little Green Tadger at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (BmkGd)

56 Cat is sick to death of her watching The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

57 What's that song that goes gabba gabba hey?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:28 PM (A0JUB)

We accept you one of us.

I don't wanna be a pinhead no more.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Z+IKu)

58 Thanks !

A sincere woohoo, went to see the docs this morning, all the tests were good !

Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM (wscsn)

Yay!


I had to have one this year, even though I am a reasonably young 29. Hardest part was not being able to eat real food the day before. Day of was easy peezy.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (9hauA)

59
"This! is for hitting my paw! And This! is for that stupid hat. And This!..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (7rVsF)

60 Good kitty!

Posted by: G marks the spot at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Js8Dx)

61 Onward to the colonoscopy!



And this thread also reverts to barnyard backside antics.

Posted by: Dusky Bull at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (XXaRO)

62 Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

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Congrats!

So, planned anal?

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (Y4EXg)

63 LOL, and thanks !


Not every day you hear a woohoo for an upcoming colonoscopy, but in context, great news !
After that, the reversal surgery.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:30 PM (wscsn)

64 Where's all da whitefish at?

Posted by: Spongebob at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (Vy7tf)

65 https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)


To be fair, they didn't want to risk the lives of a valuable video crew...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)

66 I'm Rick James bitch!

Posted by: Cat at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (9m9TT)

67 Something not mentioned much (afaik), the outed whistleblower, Eric Ciamarello, was id'ed as the leaker of the PT-Russian Ambassador conversation in 2017 by Cernovich. Besides Schiff not wanting him to testify bc of Schiff's own behavior, having to testify under oath he wasn't the leaker might be a problem for Eric.

Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

68 Do not mess with the pussy.

Posted by: Czech Chick at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (haWye)



Mrs Slocombe agrees

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (dduq0)

69 And this story is erupting across the internet, on many different platforms.

https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM

And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (rBtIz)

70 Off duty Cop in Trump supporting attire gets in a fight.


https://cbsloc.al/2Meoyoc

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (cqNba)

71 Tucker has Rand Paul on discussing socialism, and Paul is making good points - and recently, it occurred to me that "socialism" is presented to people under 30 as the only alternative to the Crony Corporate Capitalism that dominates. That system benefits those on the top, but actually doesn't do anything for those trying to get a start. In fact Open Immigration is one of the greatest destroyers of their chances, but neither party will openly tell them that.

Trump's populist focus on American jobs is in fact the only successful way out of this trap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro)

72 I confess I have been intimidated by a kitteh while on a walk. I went the other way. The way it was glaring at me, I did not want to mess with kitteh.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (9hauA)

73 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

I still haven't recovered.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

74 Oh baby baby it's a wild world.

Posted by: Cat Stevens at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (aS1PU)

75
Onward to the colonoscopy !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


"What the?... How did he get that there? Hey, everyone, look at this!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (7rVsF)

76
That cat is getting a 3am visit from SWAT to take his laser pointers. Damn red flag laws.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ev02w)

77 Onward to the colonoscopy!


I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (wscsn)

79 Interesting that Jexi has 14% critic, 69% audience.
Wonder what's up with that. I thought it was going to be a stupid 'Her' ripoff based on the trailer. Why do audiences like it?

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

80 B*TCH ARE YOU FUR REAL?!!

- Rudy Ray Carnivore

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (YCAti)

81 And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (rBtIz)


Remember our glorious motto "FAKE, but accurate!"

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (BiNEL)

82 My dad had a cat that would lay in wait for me and when I would pass the by him he would claw my foot.

Basically most animals don't like me.


I did have a turtle that was quite fond of me.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (SBy0+)

83 Can you believe that Orangemanbad abandoned our dear friends the Kurds and allowed them to be attacked by the viscous Turks, then Orangemanbad had the gall to take out economic sanctions against our dear friends the Turks, and threaten the security of our nuclear bombs at Incirlik! Orange man is the worst!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (dNzKv)

84 "And this, kids, is why we attack fake news, everywhere and at all times."

Yup.

Getting rather militant about it in real life, too.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:34 PM (cqNba)

85 I'll bet The princess named the cat Miss Puss Puss.

Kitty got revenge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:26 PM

My name is Miss Puss Puss. You have wounded my feline dignity. Prepare to die...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (rBtIz)

86
"Just for that I'm going to hack up a hairball at 2:00 AM between your bed and the bathroom"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (7rVsF)

87 73 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

I still haven't recovered.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

Was car ride to or from most uncomfortable??
To: So you totally clear??
From: Could you take it all??

Posted by: rhennigantx dont californiate my TEXAS at October 14, 2019 08:35 PM (JFO2v)

88 ooo now I know!

Elizabeth Weitzman, "The Wrap" - Jon Lucas and Scott Moore have figured out how to modernize one of the most traditional and apparently still essential Hollywood tropes: the Crazy Bitch.

The feminists are that Fringe in the Coalition Of The Fringes which wants to #cancel Jexi.

Posted by: Matt 'Flipper' Lauer at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

89 /soc

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ykYG2)

90 Each of those Kurds had to add an extra front door to their mud huts in order to protect themselves from Glenn Kavenough.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (YCAti)

91 The cat's meow and flattened ears were a warning.

Silly girl got pussy whipped.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ptqGC)

92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's

Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)

93 Onward to the colonoscopy!

-
I believe the correct terminology is onward and upward.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (+y/Ru)

94 Don't worry the girl is covered under the Duluth model.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (ev02w)

95 AltonJackson is a master at thwarting the postal system.

Alton, I have my guess where you were in the SWOhio Mome picture but put my questioning to rest.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (aydHY)

96 67 Something not mentioned much (afaik), the outed whistleblower, Eric Ciamarello, was id'ed as the leaker of the PT-Russian Ambassador conversation in 2017 by Cernovich. Besides Schiff not wanting him to testify bc of Schiff's own behavior, having to testify under oath he wasn't the leaker might be a problem for Eric.
Posted by: Ever at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (ZZDMQ)

As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify - his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except a transcript that's been shown to be false.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)

97 We complain about the anal, but then we pack in as many anal references as possible every thread.

Forget it ace, it's Hordetown.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (ycWCI)

98
4 Better watch your back, Chris.

Now that Shep Smith is gone, Trump zeroes in on Fox News' Chris Wallace
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:24 PM (+y/Ru)

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Thirty years ago Chris Wallace developed a chronic case of dandruff. The dandruff gradually replaced him.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (t5m5e)

99 Kitty looked like it was try to implant a shunt in her brain pan.

Posted by: Fritz at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (kLDv+)

100 Off duty Cop in Trump supporting attire gets in a fight.
https://cbsloc.al/2Meoyoc
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (cqNba)


It's becoming obvious that we need moar speech regulation at the federal level!

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (BiNEL)

101 Kitty is willing to play, why are you running away?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

102 78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

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Trust me my friend, they are. Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you and you don't feel a damn thing, we can take it on faith that the Dr is giving you some kick ass (SWIDT?) meds.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Y4EXg)

103 ""Just for that I'm going to hack up a hairball at 2:00 AM between your bed and the bathroom" "

Allstate cat video

Starring....Mayhem.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHXL8A1dowo

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (cqNba)

104 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

Posted by: DC at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO8)

105 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago.

--

I'm glad I'm not still dating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (YCAti)

106 So I have a question:

My new home bar is almost done -- my construction guy's been working on it for about 10 months now, and maybe, just maybe, it will be done next week.

I'd love to show this son of a bitch off. It's pretty out-there.

Now, if I had a home library, I know where I'd send pics. If I were into that sort of reading faggotry, rather than rum.

My question: Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his food and drink thread? Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)

107 And just like that, the young white girl became a Trump voter.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ev02w)

108 Jane, email with a delightful story.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (aydHY)

109 I do miss the days when I could read a good review or a bad review somewhere, and not have to wonder about the political motivations of the reviewer; nor about the motivations of the reviewer's boss.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (ykYG2)

110 "71 Tucker has Rand Paul on discussing socialism, and Paul is making good points - and recently, it occurred to me that "socialism" is presented to people under 30 as the only alternative to the Crony Corporate Capitalism that dominates. That system benefits those on the top, but actually doesn't do anything for those trying to get a start. In fact Open Immigration is one of the greatest destroyers of their chances, but neither party will openly tell them that.

Trump's populist focus on American jobs is in fact the only successful way out of this trap.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:32 PM (V2Yro) "





Exactly !

In my lifetime the only really free market I ever saw was at Maxwell Street on Sunday mornings.

They are being presented with such a false, phony dichotomy ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (wscsn)

111
Can you believe that Orangemanbad abandoned our dear friends the Kurds and allowed them to be attacked by the viscous Turks, then Orangemanbad had the gall to take out economic sanctions against our dear friends the Turks

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

=======

You mean he did what he said he'd do? Bad Orange Man! Bad bad bad!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (13CQC)

112
Yeah, get 'er, kitteh!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (pNxlR)

113 welcome to the club Hadrian.. but I know why I hate them. it's the fucking fans.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (B+t5k)

114 92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's


Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)


Nothing confirmed. Speculation that he got into a pissing match with Tucker Carlson mocking him and pulled an "It's him or me" and they said "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."

Posted by: buzzion at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (Z7lwY)

115 Alton, I have my guess where you were in the SWOhio Mome picture but put my questioning to rest.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (aydHY)

I only posed for those pictures on the understanding they would only be distributed outside the US!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (ycWCI)

116 Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?
Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)


O.N.T.

Posted by: DR.WTF at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (aS1PU)

117
1-0 Nats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (7rVsF)

118 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's

-
We don't know, which is the perfect circumstance for wild speculation. I'm going with he went full Matt Lauer in the boy's room.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

119

New John Ward vid of today's fake news:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GfbPYGrpgk

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (A0JUB)

120 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

Like the comic I saw of dogs playing poker. The other dogs are all folding because one is wagging his tail like crazy while looking at his cards

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (KZzsI)

121 I took a bachelor (weird single guy) friend of ours for a colonoscopy several years ago

Jane, a fellow moronette had to do this service for me earlier this year. For which I am grateful.

Some of us got noone else to turn to but Le Horde.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ykYG2)

122 104 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.
Posted by: DC at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (/TvO

And a double b-hole wink.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ev02w)

123 92 Why did Shep get fired? I have been at a all weekend wedding at Bernie's
Posted by: Mog Smash at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (M0N3Z)

They seem to all agree that Shep quit - it goes back to that moment when Judge Nappy head said Trump committed an Impeachable Offense, and Tucker had Joe DiGenova on, and he said Judge Nappy was a legal idiot who had no idea what he was talking about. After that, Shep got all butthurt (you think he'd be used to that by now) and he did a drama queen thing, apparently telling management "Either Tucker goes or I do!!!!!"

Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)

124
Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his food and drink thread? Or is there another regular thread here, that caters to the high-functioning alcoholic gentleman, that would be a better fit?
Posted by: Pastafarian

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Food thread, unless you can persuade a gorgeous woman to pose in front of a chess board in your new bar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (13CQC)

125 Onward to the colonoscopy !"

Ease on down, ease on down the road...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (6qErC)

126 I made it out today alone in an aircast. Then, husband asked that we take a customer to dinner at club, and I made it there. Now, my ankle looks like a melon again. Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

127 I'm going with he went full Matt Lauer in the boy's room.

Yeah he just signed a fat new contract, and bailing would violate that, so they must have come to some sort of agreement upon him leaving but without breaking the contract.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

128 Every once in a while WeaselCat v2 will jump on the coffee table and wait for WeaselDog to come by and whomp her on the head like that.

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (MVjcR)

129 It's almost as if cats turning on their cat lady owners would make a solid movie.

Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (ev02w)

130 I only posed for those pictures on the understanding they would only be distributed outside the US!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (ycWCI)


So, what you're really saying is "You trusted us!"?

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (BiNEL)

131 120 A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

It's all of them - you can watch film of Lions in Africa, and you can see the moment they're going to attack by watching their tail.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (V2Yro)

132 https://www.weaselzippers.us/435207-abc-news-airs-phony-syria-footage/



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (cqNba)



To be fair, they didn't want to risk the lives of a valuable video crew...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:31 PM (BiNEL)


I think that sadly, that's really a huge part of it. Just 15 years ago, the media had to go out and get the photos, get the videos. Now, they simply ask somebody on twitter for permission to show the video somebody took on their cell phones.


They don't have to work for the news, they have people acting as their embeds, on the front lines getting the footage. If they don't have it submitted, worse case they google for what they want. Days and weeks worth of work is now almost too difficult to do a web search for.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (Z1ykJ)

133 Adam Carolla and Dennis Praeger's joint documentary "No Safe Spaces" looks awesome.


Release date : 10-25-2019

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (6IpEX)

134 I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)


No. Gotta remove any polyps and shitting in a box doesn't do that. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:42 PM (Y8PSl)

135 That's play kitty, he's not screaming with ears back going for the throat. When a cat gets really mad, there is no mistaking it.

This one just wants to play.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

136 "Food thread, unless you can persuade a gorgeous woman to pose in front of a chess board in your new bar."

Put a hardcover copy of Master and Commander on the bar.

And send it to the book thread.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (cqNba)

137 For a Cat Monster movie - look up "The Uninvited" on RiffTrax. The terrible, horrible monster is an ordinary orange tabby cat who one by one kills all of the occupants of a luxury yacht.

Well he was genetically altered, and - no, it's just too insane to say any more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (V2Yro)

138 Ease on down, ease on down the road...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (6qErC)

"Goin' up the country..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (QugKX)

139 At my husband's last colonoscopy, I asked his nurse during the "expelling of gas" period, "So, I guess you've heard every fart joke."

She said, "You have no idea."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (ptqGC)

140 Adam Corolla and Dennis Prager documentary "No Safe Spaces" looks awesome. Comes out 10/24/19.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (wiXsO)

141
2-0 Nats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (7rVsF)

142 Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo

Then came the false narrative that everyone, EVRYONE dammit, was leaving 'cause of Shep - but nah, no one is leaving and most folks didn't even know he left. Except Neil Cavuto - who wept "hold me, Shep!" into our TV screens - shudder...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:44 PM (32YRo)

143 This morning I reco'd the hilarious ABC "News" Nob Creek footage to ace for a post.


Errors, distortion - and increasingly, outright fabrication - have rendered a lot of "news" less than worthless. This is an example most victims, er, consumers of today's disinformation products would understand.



Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (QDnY+)

144 No. Gotta remove any polyps and shitting in a box doesn't do that. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: RickZ


Okay, how do you know?
I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)

145 DWTS is on if you want to vote for Sean Spicer.

Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6lKe4)

146 As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify - his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except a transcript that's been shown to be false.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


Gosh, the MFM has always told me every whistleblower is totally patriotic and heroic, and will gladly face questioning and scorn because of the courage of their convictions. I guess this guy didn't get the memo to that effect.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (AMIL/)

147 So Mrs VIA and I decided that in order to support Bluebell, we will be rooting for the Nationals for the remainder of the post season.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (cqNba)

148 Then came the false narrative that everyone, EVRYONE dammit, was leaving 'cause of Shep - but nah, no one is leaving and most folks didn't even know he left.

Yeah that one was particularly hilarious, the rumors that a lot of people were going to leave because of it. I suspect that like most prima donnas, Shep was really annoying to work for.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (KZzsI)

149 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (MVjcR)

150 Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said
"well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And
there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)


All MSNBC or CNN needs to do is plop his pancake makeup mug up in front of a camera and they'll have their far-right talking head. Nobody that watches them would think for a moment he's a lefty, or that anybody from Fox would be anything but. He'll have his dream job, probably get a prime spot for a few months and oodles of new interns to show him the ropes as it were.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (Z1ykJ)

151 That kitty needs a good feather on a stick toy.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (w7KSn)

152 "102 78 LOL, Tonypete, you could call it that !

Hope the drugs are good ....
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

----

Trust me my friend, they are. Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you and you don't feel a damn thing, we can take it on faith that the Dr is giving you some kick ass (SWIDT?) meds.

Good luck!




Thanks !

Updates as required ... surgery will be around Christmas ...


Coupe times now I've had that thing where they go right into the subclavian artery, wow.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:37 PM (Y4EXg) "

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:47 PM (wscsn)

153 I'm rooting for the Nationals, since the Cards were so PC butt hurt over the Braves' tomahawk chop.

Braves mgmt. screwed up bigly and have infuriated the fans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

154 That kitty needs a good feather on a stick toy.

Our cats always went for the hand holding the stick, they could tell where that movement came from. This one looks like he'd be the same way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (KZzsI)

155 Commander at incirik is dusting off chesty puller quotes.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (B7KlG)

156

You see this new CAT TOY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (A0JUB)

157 Weasel, and your cardiologist said What?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (aydHY)

158 146
As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have
told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public
questioning, because if he answers truthfully he will be confessing to
several felonies regarding the handling of classified information. THAT
would be why Schiff is now saying he doesn't really need to testify -
his WB has walked out on him, and he is left with nothing at all, except
a transcript that's been shown to be false.



Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (hI/80)

159
It's almost as if cats turning on their cat lady owners would make a solid movie.
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws

=======

But first, she takes revenge on all her enemies by having her army of cats attack them one by one.

They slip into your house at night, shred your curtains, pee on everything (never gonna get that smell out), drag in dead mice, lizards, and birds and hide them everywhere -- your pockets, your shoes, the pantry -- and they also eat your goldfish.

In the end, she leaves one of the cats behind rather than get caught herself, so the next-in-line cat turns on her and they all claw her to death and then feast on her corpse.

KAG!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (13CQC)

160 @110
Pure free market Capitalism was probably practiced for exactly five seconds before governments layered on a command and control system on top of it.

But to the extent we practice capitalism, the inherent problem that must be contended with and one that Marxism/Socialism takes advantage of is that people don't stack up equally and that the spoils of the capatilisitc system accrue to a few people at the extremities.


Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (SBy0+)

161
Here's a real life "review" of cat toy Pop 'N Play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhJLf9pfgek

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (A0JUB)

162 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (B7KlG)

163 157 Weasel, and your cardiologist said What?
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (aydHY)
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Have fun in Texas!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (MVjcR)

164 VIA, that's encouraging - uh, I guess? Better than having recent grads accept the idiotic lunacy as normal or respectable. But the problem remains, and may be one of the biggest obstacles to ever restoring common sense to the society.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

165 Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/W2gABYTmXos

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 08:50 PM (rBtIz)

166 "As I posted this morning, I believe Eric Ciamarello's attorneys have told him that he has GOT to plead the 5th amendment in any public questioning"

He can't even give testimony under "friendly" questioning without opening up serious collusion issues with the Schiff committee staffers, because anything he provides, if to move the narrative forward, needs to be info that would be literally impossible given his position to have known without aid, and that's really the problem here - no one he "suggest" helped in the WH actually gave him anything - Schiff's team gave him the narrative on the complaint - and that something they will never be able to overcome with any testimony.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (32YRo)

167 You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Hey, if any of you sons-of-bitches happen to be within driving distance of scenic Bryan, Ohio anytime soon, let me know. I can make literally any cocktail. Except a chococatini, I draw the line at those shenanigans. I mean the classics, I can make any classic, including just about the entire Tiki canon.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (sN1d0)

168
And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (hI/80)


"Always reinforce failure!" - Field Marshal Pelosi

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (7rVsF)

169 boom boom, out go the lights.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (B+t5k)

170 Cats love real action.
Some more than others, tho'

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (w7KSn)

171 4-0 Nats

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (Yeuu4)

172 PSA

Lavazza Gran Crema 2lb bags are ~$10 on Amazon after the subscribe and save coupon (don't forget to cancel deliveries after it arrives).

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B005OJ4X32

Very tasty coffee.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (YCAti)

173 Trump getting involved in a Monk-style murder mystery.

Trump: Something Is Indeed Fishy About This Anguilla Murder Case And I Will Look Into It

. . . .

An American tourist finds himself indicted for manslaughter in the British territory of Anguilla after a bizarre set of events on a family vacation. Scott Hapgood claims self-defense but authorities there seem intent on trying him.

. . . .

Hapgood has told authorities he killed the resort worker in self-defense during the family's trip to the tiny tropical island six months ago, after the man showed up to their hotel room in a drug-fueled craze, whipped out a knife and demanded money.

Hapgood, a 44-year-old dad of three from Darien, was charged with manslaughter and freed on bail, angering some residents on the isle.

A toxicology report showed that the worker died from a lethal amount of cocaine in his system.

-
A self-defense killing by coke overdose? Reminds of the Monk episode in which the jumper drown when his parachute didn't open.

https://bit.ly/35zQfQg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 14, 2019 08:51 PM (+y/Ru)

174
4-0.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (7rVsF)

175
You see this new CAT TOY??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile

=========

That thing looks genius.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (13CQC)

176 Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:49 PM (SBy0+)

Thing is, "capitalism" (to use a Marxist slur) creates more wealth to distribute unequally. So even the poor are better off. Socialism actually destroys wealth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (QugKX)

177 @BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President Obama"


No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (CDGwz)

178 I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)


I passed with flying colors, doc said he didn't want to see me for 10 years. Which means I go back pretty soon. It really wasn't that bad - I guess it only is if they find stuff - which is why you're there.
I think it's knowing what they're doing is really worse than actually doing it. I was out, woke up, was a little groggy and the wife drove me home. That was it. No sore butt, no nothing.

Except a sudden overwhelming desire to hang out in truck stop lavatories.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (Z1ykJ)

179 They just showed Howie Kendrick as being 4 for 9 with runners in scoring position this postseason. The Twins entire team had 3 hits with RISP.

Holy cow - make that 5 for 10.

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (4UlPP)

180 Weasel, extra gravy on that chicken fried steak for you then.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (aydHY)

181 Commander at incirik is dusting off chesty puller quotes.

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (B7KlG)


We did get the nukes out after the last kerfuffle, right?

Posted by: Jouurnalister Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

182 50 48 Cats > white men
Posted by: strong pimp paw mcclaws at October 14, 2019 08:29 PM (ev02w)

Well, of course.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

everything is better than white men. unless you need something beyond dancing.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (nFwvY)

183
A cat's tell is in their tail. Watch what the tail is doing and they will telegraph their intent.

It's all of them - you can watch film of Lions in Africa, and you can see the moment they're going to attack by watching their tail.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:41 PM (V2Yro)







Watch for when kitteh shakes their ass. The pounce comes immediately afterwards.

*That should give Teh Horde plenty of material to riff on for awhile. Proof that Cur loves you.*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (eXA4G)

184 "149 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:46 PM (MVjcR)"


I remember a cartoon in a last-century Playboy; ... tall, leggy starlet in tight pants says to this short, big nosed guy (whose nose is exactly at crotch-level) "So why did you decide to be a gynecologist, Dr Whatever ?"


Well, I thought it was funny ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (wscsn)

185 I call my gastroenterologist the "Butt Doc" and give him the business about his chosen profession. I mean, seriously - this is what you picked to do? You could have been looking at boobs all day, and you chose this?
Posted by: Weasel

----

Ask any OB/GYN - the bad ones linger in memory far, far longer than the nice ones.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)

186 I'm rooting for the Nationals, since the Cards were so PC butt hurt over the Braves' tomahawk chop.

Frankly, I hate the tomahawk chop. It's so twee, and the a-holes do it whenever someone even walks. Give it a rest, already.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (GRbI+)

187 Public Service Announcement:

If you want a temporary job with the Census Bureau, the time to apply is now. Pay is aprox. $20/hr. depending on location. PT/FT, Days, Evenings, Weekends, Weekdays--you choose. Duration is up to you but could be from November to June.

https://2020census.gov/en/jobs.html

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (sGotD)

188 Okay, how do you know?
I am coming from generations of anti-Colonoscopist beliefs.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6IpEX)


First colposcopy 6 years ago, '3 rather large polyps removed'. Polyps are considered pre-cancerous and, while not all polyps become cancerous, some do. Removing them helps prevent 'the silent cancer' that is colon cancer. Colon cancer is one of the few cancers where you have no pain/symptoms until it's too late.

Next colonoscopy scheduled for early in November.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y8PSl)

189 Exit.
Only.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (6IpEX)

190 Ok, the cat wins this round.

I have also prepared some shoes for you.

Posted by: The Cat at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (CDGwz)

191 180 Weasel, extra gravy on that chicken fried steak for you then.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (aydHY)
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Yep!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (DoOTF)

192 I fought the claw and the claw won.

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Fuller at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (a1s18)

193 everything is better than white men. unless you need something beyond dancing.
Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (nFwvY)


Or throwing a ball through a ring.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (GRbI+)

194 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble

We (humans) may well have taught capuchin monkeys, Japanese macaques, and small bears how to use tools. Even wild boar and parrots.

After the next ice age, the warming period afterward is going to be ... interesting.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

195 DWTS is on if you want to vote for Sean Spicer.
Posted by: Iris at October 14, 2019 08:45 PM (6lKe4)
***********
Thanks for the reminder.

Vote for Sean. TEXT 21523 SEAN
Up to 10x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (wiXsO)

196 THIS IS HOWIE DO IT.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (R6qpB)

197 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:36 PM (V2Yro)


Heh. It's blowing up in their faces. Fancy that, and they were so sure they had Trump this time.

What a bunch of puds.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (f7Tfe)

198 Thing is, "capitalism" (to use a Marxist slur) creates more wealth to distribute unequally. So even the poor are better off. Socialism actually destroys wealth.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (QugKX)


You're missing the point. Under socialism, the "right" people get the wealth, while under capitalism, you can never be sure where the wealth is going to wind up!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (BiNEL)

199 Anytime they can stick a two foot long endoscope up you


"Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full."

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (6IpEX)

200 First colposcopy 6 years ago, '3 rather large polyps removed'. Polyps are considered pre-cancerous and, while not all polyps become cancerous, some do. Removing them helps prevent 'the silent cancer' that is colon cancer. Colon cancer is one of the few cancers where you have no pain/symptoms until it's too late.

Next colonoscopy scheduled for early in November.
Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y8PSl)


Colonoscopies are a pain in the ass (?), but the alternative is worse. Much worse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (GRbI+)

201 No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!

Posted by: t-bird

It has begun - the getting out in front of Friday's IG report - not that anyone will pay attention.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (32YRo)

202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

203
Ask any OB/GYN - the bad ones linger in memory far, far longer than the nice ones.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 08:53 PM (Y4EXg)
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I imagine so - I just like giving him a hard time. The anesthesiologist thinks I'm funny!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (DoOTF)

204 remember a cartoon in a last-century Playboy; ... tall, leggy starlet in tight pants says to this short, big nosed guy (whose nose is exactly at crotch-level) "So why did you decide to be a gynecologist, Dr Whatever ?"

Dr Schnozberg's response - "Something tells me *choo* you're overdue for an appointment"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

205
You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Posted by: Pastafarian

======

Got a pet? There's another thread opportunity.

Or buy some fresh produce, spread it around on the counter, and send it to the Gardening thread and say "I picked these!"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)

206

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Shaft)
Right on
You see this cat Shaft is a bad mother fighter

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (aKsyK)

207 The paws that refreshes.

Posted by: mrp at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (Pqytn)

208 Weasel - late contribution to the gun thread.


Had my first real repair to do. The striker retaining pin [just a roll pin mashed down through the top of the slide] on my XD9 broke [after 2O-3OK rounds].


Manufacturer sent new pin for free of course, I finally bought roll pin punches and even roll pin holders, and managed to replace it my own self.


However, one bit of redneck-gunsmithing was needed. Damn pin was *not* going in, even with uncomfortable levels of power on the hammer. Put it in a vice, squeezeulated it a tiny bit, and voila - it went in [still a bit harder than probably it should - I assume variances on these pins exist, and a bit of modding them i not unusual?].



Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (QDnY+)

209
You know, I'm thinking about doing all 3 -- sending pics of my bar to the book thread (Christopher Taylor), the chess thread (Blonde Morticia...need a hot model though), and ONT (Dr WTF), along with CBD's food thread.

Just to annoy as many people as possible.

Posted by: Pastafarian

======

Got a pet? There's another thread opportunity.

Or buy some fresh produce, spread it around on the counter, and send it to the Gardening thread and say "I picked these!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:56 PM (13CQC)
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Own any guns?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (DoOTF)

210 You see this new CAT TOY??


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jclVoy7S64A
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 08:48 PM (A0JUB)




Looks like it might need supervision for the cats that catch it. I know mine would have shredded that sucker in 30 seconds. Wonder how much the replacements are?


https://youtu.be/RhJLf9pfgek

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (Z1ykJ)

211 When cats figure out how lasers work, we are in trouble

We (humans) may well have taught capuchin monkeys, Japanese macaques, and small bears how to use tools. Even wild boar and parrots.

After the next ice age, the warming period afterward is going to be ... interesting.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo

I'm worried about the octopi, they've been watching too quietly. (And, Raccoons)

Posted by: Jean at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (B7KlG)

212 Vote for Sean. TEXT 21523 SEAN
Up to 10x

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 08:54 PM (wiXsO)


Tempting, but I am not going to waste my one of my burner phones on that, sweet as it might be.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (BiNEL)

213 13
I don't like the Cardinals (the baseball team, not the clerics) but I have no idea why.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Wouldn't be because one of their pictures was ass hurt by the tomahawk chop and went wee wee wee all the way to the first tv camera he could see would it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (+ldAm)

214 "177 @BreakingNLive
BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President Obama"

No one will be more shocked than him to read about that in the papers tomorrow!"

McCabe recently suggested he would take others down with him. I will believe it when I see it, but there seems to be some veiled threats going out just in case the DOJ remembers the "J" part.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 08:58 PM (iw59Q)

215 202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)


The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (GRbI+)

216
What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)

217 I very much support trying to get a photo of the same bar into every weekend thread.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (YCAti)

218 And that is why Nancy Pelosi is shooting heroin into her eyeball.

I think it has become Nancy Pelosi's and Gavin Newsome's duty to expose us to unbridled Cultural Marxism.

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (1+J19)

219 Weasel

My Mom was a colon cancer survivor, so I got my first colonoscopy years early.

My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)

220 Thanks for the info , RickZ.

For my part, I will continue my ritual sacrifices to Yeh Pu the Bowel god.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (6IpEX)

221 I for one welcome our new cephalopod overlords.

Posted by: Kurt! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

222 208 Weasel - late contribution to the gun thread.


Had my first real repair to do. The striker retaining pin [just a roll pin mashed down through the top of the slide] on my XD9 broke [after 2O-3OK rounds].


Manufacturer sent new pin for free of course, I finally bought roll pin punches and even roll pin holders, and managed to replace it my own self.


However, one bit of redneck-gunsmithing was needed. Damn pin was *not* going in, even with uncomfortable levels of power on the hammer. Put it in a vice, squeezeulated it a tiny bit, and voila - it went in [still a bit harder than probably it should - I assume variances on these pins exist, and a bit of modding them i not unusual?].

Posted by: rhomboid at October 14, 2019 08:57 PM (QDnY)
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They do come in sizes, but new they can be tough to get started. Sounds like you fixed it!!

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (DoOTF)

223 Watch for when kitteh shakes their ass. The pounce comes immediately afterwards.



*That should give Teh Horde plenty of material to riff on for awhile. Proof that Cur loves you.*

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 08:52 PM (eXA4G)

*shakes head*
Poor Insomniac.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Fall In To Frantic Frenzies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (hI/80)

224 Must be the first time she's had a pussy in her face.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

225 Do squids do colonoscopies? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Kurt! at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (ykYG2)

226 196 THIS IS HOWIE DO IT.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (R6qpB)


bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately?

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/)

227 Colonoscopies are a pain in the ass (?), but the alternative is worse. Much worse.

Not meeting my deductible?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (6IpEX)

228 BREAKING: Fusion GPS' Glenn Simpson reveals that he was first hired
to investigate Trump in "the fall of 2015" and that memos from his
now-discredited Steele dossier made their way directly "to President
Obama"
========

"Investigate" apparently has added "make stuff up" as a definition. Now I'll have to buy an updated dictionary

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (8AONa)

229 I'll make sure to continue to do the chop whenever I'm at a Braves game.

Beats having me, my little son, husband, and elderly in-laws threatened with actual physical harm and f-bombs for wearing Braves caps while visiting Wrigley Field and our team having lost.

It was unbelievable and ugly as hell.

But the tomahawk chop.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (ptqGC)

230
E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)

231 The gastroenterologist doesn't have to get up in the middle of the night. He can plan his vacations and go to his kid's soft ball games. And he makes a butt load of cash.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (f7Tfe)

232 Must be the first time she's had a pussy in her face.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (NWiLs)

The converse likely not true.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (QugKX)

233 "215 202 I bet that gynocologists envision their job being a lot hotter than it ends up being
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 08:55 PM (KZzsI)

The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago."

Those diminished expectations are shared in a wider community that just gynecologists.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)

234 What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)


This just in: the Washington Nationals have changed their name to the Washington Whistleblowers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (GRbI+)

235 219 Weasel

My Mom was a colon cancer survivor, so I got my first colonoscopy years early.

My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)
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Candidate for the cover of the Anal Probe Journal?

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (DoOTF)

236 The older I get, the better Mrs Howell looks on Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (KZzsI)

237 The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (32YRo)

238 Morticia and Weasel, this is going to be the most annoying thing I've ever done.

I'm fucking stoked.

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM (sN1d0)

239
Anyone else surprised the Left has yet to viciously attack the My Pillow guy and called to ban his ads from all tv and radio shows?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM (A0JUB)

240
The expectation: Kate Upton/Christie Brinkley comes in for a routine exam.

The reality: some 300 lb. ghettopotamus comes in after the string broke three weeks ago."

Those diminished expectations are shared in a wider community that just gynecologists.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (iw59Q)

This is what I hear. A gas mask would often be a handy piece of kit during an exam, but it's considered unprofessional or some such bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (NWiLs)

241 My Packers are losing badly to the Lions. The Lions?! How can this be?

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (sGotD)

242 Headed to bed. Night y'all.

Posted by: Weasel at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (DoOTF)

243 Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.
Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (32YRo)

They pooped unbaked coprolites. Geeze, everybody should know that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (QugKX)

244 Aww, NaCly Dog's butt made the centerfold of ProctoBoy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (ykYG2)

245 176 Now this is not a problem of capitalism but is a problem with all systems humans are involved in.

But this seeming unequal distribution of wealth is what the Marxist takes advantage of to spread their propaganda.

And it's working on larger and larger swaths of the public, especially millennials.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin

they've just about got them dumbed down to early 20th century Russian illiterate level. Social media finishes the job.

Posted by: x at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (nFwvY)

246
Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (A0JUB)

247 Like that scene in the first Jurassic Park when Lara Dern had to stick her hand up that fat dinosaur's ass to determine what it poops - ew.


what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!

she stuck her arm in a giant pile of dung. which was gross enough lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (Rarvo)

248 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.



I hear the Song of Love!!!


Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (XCfh1)

249 'Night, weasel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (ptqGC)

250 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:01 PM (7rVsF)


My condolences. Courtesy now is a vestige of a bygone culture. Even though nowadays it's easier to fire off an email than it ever was to send a letter.

I told my son: if you don't hear back in the first week, forget it. If they're interested, they'll be worried that you'll be hired by someone else. If they're not worried, they're not interested.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (GRbI+)

251 234 What's the deal with this parade of whistleblowers then? I think there are two more now. Are they just Swamp Creatures who want to get their two cents in?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (13CQC)

Hmm, this kinda reminds of something that happened last year, didn't it have something to do with a Supreme Court spot?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (V2Yro)

252 ..Well it didn't work, cuz it looks like Mgmt said "well it ain't gonna be Tucker", so Shep flounced out on Friday. And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:40 PM (V2Yro)



Rumor has it that Shep flounced out and took himself directly to a local Fapplebees, where he drowned his sorrows in Cosmopolitans and took solace in the ministrations of a fellow flouncee of the Chemical Perfesser persuasion.

Rumor. Nothing more.

*calls Vegas bookies for odds*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (QzJWU)

253 "Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?"

They are gonna have to roll this all out in a way that results in the least amount of bloodshed, would be my guess...
Plus the perps don't go to jail, keep their fat pensions, etc.
Like usual.

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (w7KSn)

254 Can someone tell wtf was up with Barr's and Murdoch's "secret meeting" (that everyone knew about) last week?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:03 PM (A0JUB)


Trying to figure out how to pitch the more "training" theme will prevent this sort of abuse in the future!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (BiNEL)

255 I hear the Song of Love!!!


Posted by: Shep! at October 14, 2019 09:04 PM (XCfh1)

Happy entrails to you, until we meet again...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (QugKX)

256 Oh - Apropos of nothing - The Democratic presidential candidate debate at Otterbein University tomorrow is very near my former Parish - it's a monster Parish - over 7000 families. Otterbein is a very small school with limited parking, infrastructure, etc.

They asked the Parish priest to rent our parking facilities as they can't possible handle all the media, camp-followers, security and hooker's vehicles. He thought about the Dem's stance on killing unborn children for a nanosecond and "Oh f*ck No!!"

Thank you Father.

Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

257 Remembering when Obama was firing whistle blowers? Including the Fast and Furious one?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (ptqGC)

258
btw, I take back all the goofin' I've done on the My Pillow guy -- he's a Good Man.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (A0JUB)

259 Hey everybody.

Shoulda posted this on yesterday's food thread...
It's got classic Jurassic flavor!

https://tinyurl.com/y56vg2ho

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (L2ZTs)

260 what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!

The director's cut DVD has the dinosaur sticking his hand up Laura Dern's ass.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (6IpEX)

261 Colonoscopy is just the freight train up the main vein.
It's okay unless you wake up feeling like the doc used a number 3 grain auger on you.
Woke up in the middle of the last one.

Not pleasant.

Posted by: boynsea at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Fks5r)

262 @230 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

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You left out the section where they talk about having to pick from an amazingly qualified group of applicants.

Posted by: junior at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (Fp6vo)

263 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "

No one ever said that to me before.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 08:59 PM (u82oZ)


Really?

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (GRbI+)

264 she stuck her arm in a giant pile of dung. which was gross enough lol.

Posted by: BlackOrchidOfCollusion

Okay, Okay - artistic license, geez...

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (32YRo)

265 meh, i gotta burner already compromised, voted for sean ...

reply text includes "limit 10 votes per couple"

so here we go 9 more times !

Woohoo culture war !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (wscsn)

266 what the heck version of Jurassic Park did you watch?!?! the AoS Fall 2019 Anal Version?!!
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*snort* lol

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (UUBmN)

267 262 @230 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

---------------------


You left out the section where they talk about having to pick from an amazingly qualified group of applicants.
Posted by: junior at October 14, 2019 09:07 PM (Fp6vo)

Yeah. The Assistant VP's drinking buddy just happens to be the amazingly qualified group of applicants, and whaddayaknow, he gets the job.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (NWiLs)

268 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

269 268 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

They're implied.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (NWiLs)

270 That's because you didn't pull my finger...

Posted by: navybrat, at large at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (w7KSn)

271 ALH, a colonoscopy IS a fart joke.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (ptqGC)

272
Thank you Father.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)


Bet the baby-killer party parks there anyway.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (7rVsF)

273 I can't believe none of you have posted a fart joke.
Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:08 PM (f7Tfe)

We are much too classy for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:09 PM (QugKX)

274 IG report NOT being released 10/18.

Roflmao


#2weeks

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (OP2H/)

275 Anyone else surprised the Left has yet to viciously attack the My Pillow guy and called to ban his ads from all tv and radio shows?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at October 14, 2019 09:02 PM


I am far not-left and I wish they would ban his voice from radio. He's worse than Kars4kids.

I get out of the shower to turn off his and the k4k commercials.

Posted by: Chuck C at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (r6GXX)

276 Apropos of nothing, the best Doors cover I've ever heard, bar none.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5k0kWERUaQc

Cover songs should be better than the original, and also respect the original. This one does.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (upfer)

277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.  Classifications being made.  Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

278 Chuck C, there was an episode of The Good Place recently where it turned out they play the Kars4Kids commercial in hell...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (L2ZTs)

279 I did the census back when Carter was President. If they haven't changed it, preference is given to members of the current President's party. So Repubs should have preference this time out.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (JKNZq)

280 I was at a Jeff Foxworthy performance a few years ago, and ugly cried/laughed over his colonoscopy story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (ptqGC)

281 Jane, we're going to Tybee this weekend. Last trip to the beach for the year, Woo Hoo!

Breakfast Club on Saturday morning!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (f7Tfe)

282 BREAKING NEWS: Mike Lindell has just married his MyPillow!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (L2ZTs)

283 I will comfort myself with the knowledge that this country was founded, established and eventually became the greatest country on earth without a single colonoscopy.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)

284 They asked the Parish priest to rent our parking facilities as they can't possible handle all the media, camp-followers, security and hooker's vehicles. He thought about the Dem's stance on killing unborn children for a nanosecond and "Oh f*ck No!!"

Thank you Father.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 14, 2019 09:06 PM (Y4EXg)

He should get a tow truck on standby to impound all illegally-parked Democrat cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (QugKX)

285 Male Cat , female Pussy.

Posted by: Obi Don Quixote! at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (NgKpN)

286 My doctor was an older female gastroenterologist. She patted my hand
afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon. Hard to think up a good
response to that, except "Uh, thanks. "



No one ever said that to me before.


Those words you've longed to hear all your life...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (HaL55)

287
I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

I'm thinking that before I go in, I should write "change out the scope before turning me over" in Sharpie on my ass.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G)

288 Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)

#2weeks

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (OP2H/)

289 Colonoscopy is just the freight train up the main vein.
Yeah. No.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (6IpEX)

290 77 Onward to the colonoscopy!


I thought you could just shit in a box and mail it in now.

No?


Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 08:33 PM (6IpEX)

Well, not to your Senator. Apparently that's "Illegal" and a "Public Health Hazard". I'm not sure I didn't really read the paperwork.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (jp0Bv)

291 ALH, I'll be at the TX MoMe. Make sure to hit The Deck on the beach and AJ's on the Back River. The Breakfast Club is great and so is the Tybee Island Social Club.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

292 I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

---

I had both done at the same time back in June.

Had a nice nap.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:14 PM (RU4sa)

293 She deserved that from the cat.

Posted by: Flyover at October 14, 2019 09:14 PM (B5K06)

294 []I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G)

The Doc told me he'll do an endoscopy as well, a first for me. As you said, I'll be out and I won't have to be under a second time.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (Y8PSl)

295 All I know is that I'd be broke and living under a bridge if I could score Versed for recreational use.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (8AONa)

296 Chuck C, there was an episode of The Good Place recently where it turned out they play the Kars4Kids commercial in hell...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM


Is that reserved for the new Tenth Circle of Hell? Do you have to commit all seven deadly sins at the same time, in alphabetical order to qualify?

Posted by: Chuck C at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (r6GXX)

297 I will comfort myself with the knowledge that this country was founded, established and eventually became the greatest country on earth without a single colonoscopy.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (6IpEX)


Back when the mean lifespan was maybe 40.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at October 14, 2019 09:15 PM (GRbI+)

298 sock off

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (GRbI+)

299 And there it is folks.

You ever wanted to meet Jane D'oh, get your ass to Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (aydHY)

300
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:13 PM (ptqGC)

Hubs favorite restaurant is AJ's so it's Saturday night's agenda.

Have fun at the TxMoMe!

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (f7Tfe)

301 Da Hell?

Okay. Quick informal poll.

Who here has NEVER had doctor stick a thing up your ass for whrbbl garrbbl reasons reasons SCARY CANCER!!! ??

*raises hand*

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (6IpEX)

302 "277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18."

What year?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (iw59Q)

303 Back when the mean lifespan was maybe 40.

Thanks, Dr. FUD.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (6IpEX)

304 Got my first deer of the season this morning. I was in my van when I got him.

Story here: https://beta.cent.co/+81o7vs

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (RU4sa)

305 mikeyG

Get off my lawn. Ya punk kid. I got socks oder than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (u82oZ)

306 It would appear that Henri (ennui kitteh) is a badass. Who knew?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (HaL55)

307 Those words you've longed to hear all your life...

That's when the female gastroenterologist breathed "happy Womens' Day" into my ear with both hands on my shoulders

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (ykYG2)

308 E-mail from a job application: "We are in the process of reviewing applications and will contact you if you are selected to move forward in the recruitment process."

Left out: "If not, we won't bother telling you. Loser."

It's never too late to become a Gynecologist! Thomas P. Remo is an inspiration - in Dallas in 2004, he rented out a public storage unit, set up a little office in it, bought some scrubs, and advertised himself as a Gynecologist doing pap smears and breast exams for low prices.

Well he did go 4 years in prison after 3 women complained. The amazing part was that after the story broke, as many as 20 women contacted the police and said they too had been scammed by him, but they didn't want their names released in public. (I wonder why)

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (V2Yro)

309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

310 He should get a tow truck on standby to impound all illegally-parked Democrat cars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:11 PM (QugKX)


Tire shredders on the inbound AND outbound lanes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (BiNEL)

311 *raises hand*

Soon, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (HaL55)

312 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Hope your hubs wasn't hurt.

Posted by: ALH at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (f7Tfe)

313 SMH - oh no. Ex ex okay? how's the car?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (ykYG2)

314 "277 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.**Classifications being made.**Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV) "



As expected ... gonna be released November 22 next fucking year.

*spits*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (wscsn)

315 bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately?
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/)
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I'm SO glad they're doing this without him.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (R6qpB)

316 294 []I have to get a follow-up scope on my esophagus in a couple of weeks, after my little health scare last month. Since I'm also due for a colonoscopy, they're talking about doing it at the same time, so that they only have to put me under once. 

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:12 PM (eXA4G) 


ATM


Ass to mouth.

Posted by: Wut at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (OP2H/)

317 It's never too late to become a Gynecologist! Thomas P. Remo is an inspiration - in Dallas in 2004, he rented out a public storage unit, set up a little office in it, bought some scrubs, and advertised himself as a Gynecologist doing pap smears and breast exams for low prices.

Well he did go 4 years in prison after 3 women complained. The amazing part was that after the story broke, as many as 20 women contacted the police and said they too had been scammed by him, but they didn't want their names released in public. (I wonder why)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:17 PM (V2Yro)

He was a sellout. Shoulda kept his amateur standing. Disqualified for the Olympics, now.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (QugKX)

318 Get off my lawn. Ya punk kid. I got socks oder than you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog


Heh.


Recalculate boss.

Not everybody follows every dumbass butt-gouging "professional medical suggestion" that their C minus med school grad recommends.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (6IpEX)

319 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM
**********
This is getting ridiculous.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (wiXsO)

320 Whats this Im hearing about "multiple" whistleblowers coming forward now? Saw it on Drudge (yeah yeah I know hes feckin terrible) over the weekend.. this shit is so damn dumb. I does make sense that they are attempting to stir as much shit into the air as possible to get ahead of "The Report (C)"

I am not in the "nothing is going to happen" camp, but I absolutely understand those who firmly believe that.
I am a 38 year old professional and student who now greatly doubts the future.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aR6C/)

321 ExEx, I hope you took both quarters for your trouble.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aydHY)

322 I didn't comment on Dave's suicide thread, but I did pray for him. I was eighteen when the cops called me, after they found my nineteen year old brother, in a garage full of CO. I'm almost fifty years old, and it still hurts.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (upfer)

323 He's fine.

He posted a pic in the link above.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (RU4sa)

324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??

Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

325
Can't wait to see you jackwagons at the MoMee this weekend.



Now if we can just avoid the field we're using for the range being rained out like last year...

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (eXA4G)

326 Da Hell?

Okay. Quick informal poll.

Who here has NEVER had doctor stick a thing up your ass for whrbbl garrbbl reasons reasons SCARY CANCER!!! ??

*raises hand*



Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:16 PM (6IpEX)

I haven't, but I'll probably have to start earlier than the usual recommendation due to family history.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (Yeuu4)

327 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18.Classifications being made.Likely end of month.

Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM (e8kgV)


A fatalistic sense of humor is a good thing to have in these troubled times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

328 Ex-Ex, you OK? And did you get venison chili out of it?

Several years ago, we had a local school bus driver hit a 10 point buck. She posed with the deer head and the bus in the background. Made the papers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (u82oZ)

329 OK, this is serious. I came home, fed the cats, bullshitted around, sat on the coach and turned on tv, surfed a bit and then something....something just felt ...off....

I had forgotten to drink!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (dMR4T)

330 Is that really true? ANOTHER delay in an IG report?

Its so far beyond ridiculous now

Posted by: Pontillos Pizza at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (Bf3hj)

331
UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD at October 14, 2019 09:10 PM
**********


They're changing the font to Comic Sans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (7rVsF)

332 324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

---

It was at least a 8-10 pt buck.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (RU4sa)

333 to take the focus away from kittehs and y'all remember the bacon dog, I still think this one is funny as hell
doggie wants a kitteh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kI4yoXyb1_M

Posted by: micky at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (nizGE)

334 Is that really true? ANOTHER delay in an IG report?

Test audiences demanded more sex and violence!

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

335 332 324 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)

Mommy?
MOMMY!!??
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM (NWiLs)

---

It was at least a 8-10 pt buck.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (RU4sa)

She was transitioning!

Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

336 He didn't get anything from it, he was on his way to work.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

337 Cat = Trump.

Girl = hillary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (jYnPD)

338 321 ExEx, I hope you took both quarters for your trouble.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:20 PM (aydHY)

Didn't have time. And traffic was terrible.

Daughter got mad because I didn't call her to come get it.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)

339 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.

Posted by: SMH

====
Hopefully the deer wasn't trained how to hit back by cat at top of thread.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (8AONa)

340 My buyer of my last CT building is anonymous represented by a local attorney

why would anyone want to remain anonymous ?

I don't hardly know anyone in the little town

It's kinda a weird deal

Buying the building with no contingencies and as is

and closes in a week

still don't understand the anonymous BS

Posted by: SHEP at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (AQBtr)

341 IG report NOT out this Friday

Steiner will come!!

Posted by: TWO WEEKS FROM SOMEWHEN at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (H5knJ)

342 ITC, the weather forecast is great.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (aydHY)

343 309 Yeah, the hubs hit a deer this morning.
Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:18 PM (RU4sa)


I had a deer hit ME once. As I drove along one night, he jumped out from bushes at the side of the road, hit the side of my car, and his head ended up right on the windshield on the driver's side. Startled the hell out of me.

For a second, I thought I'd hit a dog or something (I'm a big dog lover) before I realized it had been a deer, but the guy behind me (who also stopped) told me that the bastard ran off into the woods. Didn't even leave his insurance information. Must've been a Democrat deer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (GRbI+)

344 Our last cat, the late lamented Belmont, was not an animal to be toyed with. He could be cuddly when in the mood, but it did not do to tease him. He would just go full-on Viking/barbarian/rip your face off. No fear, none at all. The most you could hope for was to get a hold of him by the scruff of the neck before he sank the claws in.

I got so that I could recognize the onset of his berserko mode and arrest the situation. Spray bottle was the only way to shear him off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (eYD0A)

345 She was transitioning!
Posted by: Bambi at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (NWiLs)

Then "she" had a sack as big as my fist.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (RU4sa)

346
Morticia and Weasel, this is going to be the most annoying thing I've ever done.

I'm fucking stoked.
Posted by: Pastafarian

=======

Photoshop Brian Stelter with something stupid in a speech balloon onto it and send it to ace.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (13CQC)

347 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18/19 Classifications being made. Likely end of month.

--

Ha. That's #twoweeks.

Way to go, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Does it get any more government employee than this? at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (9KQVa)

348 Who is it that gets to decide when it is released?

Seems like the fucker should have a boss.

Posted by: Pliney at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (nzKWW)

349 Test audiences demanded more sex and violence!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:22 PM (L2ZTs)

You wanted: sex and violence

You'd settle for: sax and violins

You'll get: bagpipes

Posted by: A.G. Barr at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (QugKX)

350 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (aR6C/)

351 Trying to figure out how to pitch the more "training" theme will prevent this sort of abuse in the future!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:05 PM (BiNEL)


Maybe add another note to Hatch Act training that you cannot use government resources to coordinate a pysops campaign against a political person or party, or fabricate evidence of a fabricated crime to deceive the Judicial Branch too?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (1g7ch)

352 He didn't get anything from it, he was on his way to work.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:23 PM (RU4sa)


So you won't have a 8 point buck mounted on the wall, sad!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (BiNEL)

353 "cmere let me scissor the Polyps from your asshole , or you shall surely DIE"

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (6IpEX)

354 Sorry, had my dirty SHEP sock on

Posted by: REDACTED at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (AQBtr)

355 BIL had a buck hit the side of his van. Punched a hole in the side panel. Deer disappeared.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (eYD0A)

356
UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18. Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD

========

*throws back head and lets out harsh, cynical laugh*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (13CQC)

357 Here's video testimony as to when the report will be released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKldA-8m1A

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (V2Yro)

358 Should I send some pics of this bar to CBD, for his
food and drink thread?

Posted by: Pastafarian at October 14, 2019 08:38 PM (sN1d0)

CBD is an asshole. But he might post the photos if they came with a good bottle of Scotch.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (wYseH)

359 "she" had a sack as big as my fist.


That was a country song by Buck Owens and the Buckaroos.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 14, 2019 09:26 PM (XCfh1)

360 SMH and I hit a deer a few months ago.

It was about sun down and I saw her at the edge of road. I slammed on brakes about the time she jumped.

I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

361 Treasure of Oak Island>The IG Report

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (gAXBD)

362 She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.
No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog__________________


My urologist said I had the prostate of a 16-year-old.
The bad news is, he wants it back.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (8ZmvG)

363 You'll get: bagpipes

Posted by: A.G. Barr at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (QugKX)


Scots Wha' Ha'e Wi' Wallace Fled

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

364 Many, many years ago, I was in service to a very small white cat that absolutely hated kids. I had her front paws declawed because she scratched my oldest's face. After that, she would lurk under chairs, leap out, then wrap herself around an innocent kid's ankle, biting and rabbit kicking. Surprisingly, all four of my kids have at least one cat in residence.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (R5LCh)

365 pay me
PAY MEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (6IpEX)

366 welcome to the club Hadrian.. but I know why I hate them. it's the fucking fans.
Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 08:39 PM (B+t5k)

Not gettin any? Heh.

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (qjfjx)

367 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)


Why did you jump up and run off?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (GRbI+)

368 You'd settle for: sax and violins

--

I will often settle for Sax and Violins

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=3FJ8x6wnZy8

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Does it get any more government employee than this? at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (9KQVa)

369
Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.
Posted by: Getcha Pull

=======

Can you imagine if Hillary had gotten elected? I wonder if she even intended to serve two terms. Scoop up a billion dollars in four years, set the country on fire, and flee the scene.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (13CQC)

370 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am witnessing now.
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM (aR6C/)



everything is going to be fine histrionics work in their favor.

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (HALdu)

371 CBD, I will be sending a something for you home with bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aydHY)

372 After my last colonoscopy, I just figured I'd been rufied. I mean I woke up, cold and alone, with nothing on but a sheet and had lube in my crack

McGyver, (TMI)

Posted by: McGyver at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (l7jcq)

373 I'm obsessed with that Oak Island show. But not as obsessed as the guys spending millions to salvage old, buried wood.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (H5knJ)

374 Not feeling all that fond of deer at the moment.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (RU4sa)

375 Many, many years ago, I was in service to a very small white cat that absolutely hated kids. I had her front paws declawed because she scratched my oldest's face. After that, she would lurk under chairs, leap out, then wrap herself around an innocent kid's ankle, biting and rabbit kicking.

I totally understand why people love cats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (GRbI+)

376 I got so that I could recognize the onset of his berserko mode and arrest the situation. Spray bottle was the only way to shear him off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (eYD0A)

Fluff our chunky Maine Coon. Whoa. She goes from love to "get your fcuking hands off me" in a nano. Made the mistake off picking her up and swinging her onto my shoulder yesterday and she wanted no part of it. You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

377
ITC, the weather forecast is great.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:24 PM (aydHY)







We had light rain up here in Wax this afternoon, which is why I'm wary.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (eXA4G)

378 Why did you jump up and run off?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (GRbI+)

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (RU4sa)

379 362 She patted my hand afterward and said I had a beautiful ... colon.
No one ever said that to me before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog__________________


My urologist said I had the prostate of a 16-year-old.
The bad news is, he wants it back.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (8ZmvG)


Be happy he didn't ask you out after admiring your prostate.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (jYnPD)

380 360 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)

Did SMH drive off & leave your ass there, or did she wait for you to come back after you ran off???

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (tUOCc)

381
Here's video testimony as to when the report will be released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxKldA-8m1A
Posted by: Tom Servo

========

I just know this is gonna be good...

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (13CQC)

382 I spent 12 years in school. Somebody'd ass is going to pay for that.
Or.
Somebody's ASS is going to pay for that.

Posted by: Doctor Tweezers at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (6IpEX)

383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

384 ITC, it will be gone after tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (aydHY)

385 Lol.

https://bit.ly/2MKfRkL

Babylon Bee: video of Trump shooting various news outlets in the face may be doctored.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:31 PM (H6+Yp)

386 I will be sending a something for you home with bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:28 PM (aydHY)

Cool!


Maybe Bluebell will shoot a nice young pig and she can share a chop or two....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:31 PM (wYseH)

387
SMH and I hit a deer a few months ago.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)







Dood, you're a regular deer magnet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (eXA4G)

388 I bumped her and knocked her down then jumped up and ran off.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:27 PM (RU4sa)


Why did you jump up and run off, abandoning your car, after hitting a deer? Seems weird.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (Y8PSl)

389 lol bebe!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (RU4sa)

390 Not feeling all that fond of deer at the moment.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (RU4sa)


Understandable, I have brushed two and daughter had serious damage to her car, they are four legged vermin IMHO. Glad Ex Ex is OK.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

391 I am a 38 year old professional and student who now greatly doubts the future.

Ahh, a lot of hysteria and bullshit. We'll be fine.

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 09:32 PM (K22Va)

392 Did SMH drive off & leave your ass there, or did she wait for you to come back after you ran off???
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (tUOCc)

You know that I had to walk the 5 miles home.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (RU4sa)

393 383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

You left the money on the night stand?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (jYnPD)

394 SMH!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (tUOCc)

395 I'm obsessed with that Oak Island show. But not as obsessed as the guys spending millions to salvage old, buried wood.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (H5knJ)



You know there has to be a guy thing involved with guys watching that show. You know at the beginning of a season that they are not going to find something, or it would have leaked. You also know that everything they do is going to have numerous failures and then show nothing.

However, you have to watch. Kind of similar to watching / helping a neighbor do construction.

Everything they find or do begins with some variation of the question "is this something?" and concludes with the answer, "maybe but the best guess is no."

Posted by: not so at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (HALdu)

396 Ben Had, looks like your weather will be similar to ours. How many shrimp did you buy, and what means do we have to prepare them? I typically gently poach, or roast quickly in the oven.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

397 Ben Had, what are the predicted temps this weekend?

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (dUJdY)

398 OK, this is serious. I came home, fed the cats,
bullshitted around, sat on the coach and turned on tv, surfed a bit and
then something....something just felt ...off....



I had forgotten to drink!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:21 PM


Your Moron Card. Hand it in now.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (rBtIz)

399 so much for the card's ace. boom

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (B+t5k)

400 Y'all are real funneh...

The doe glanced off the truck, fell, got up and shook herself off, then ran into the woods.

Bunch of smartasses...

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:35 PM (RU4sa)

401 393 383 You know the rest.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:29 PM (dMR4T)

Hot iron?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 14, 2019 09:30 PM (wYseH)

You left the money on the night stand?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable,


Yep CBD and shut up flounder shes not that kind of pussy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 14, 2019 09:35 PM (dMR4T)

402 How many Apollo astronauts had colonoscopies?
How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

403 Wyatt Earp.

No Colonoscopies.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (6IpEX)

404 Jane, I bought 30lbs and plan to poach them in butter and lemon slices.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (aydHY)

405 Back in 2012, When Obama was on his way to his second term, there was a
radio show host on my local FM Talk by the name of Jay Severin. He
stated with great resolve that he did not believe this country could
survive after two terms of Obama. At first I chuckled, completely
ignorant of his ominous proclamation... Never in my lifetime would I
have believed that I would have to worry about the insurrection I am
witnessing now.

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:25 PM


I miss his show. "Bob, from the quaint New England village of Car..."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (rBtIz)

406 What did hannity say about the IG report? I didn't have the heart to turn it on... I know the TV would not survive the night.

Posted by: Pliney at October 14, 2019 09:37 PM (nzKWW)

407 Chuck Yeager made a sonic boom on this date in 1947.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM (8AONa)

408 Chuck Yeager made a sonic boom on this date in 1947.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM


After the colonoscopy?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 14, 2019 09:38 PM (rBtIz)

409 Returning from my HS reunion in upstate SC, there were dozens of dead deer along the interstates. It is rutting season after all.

And now we have an invasion of coyotes on our little island. May help to cull the deer herds we pay hunters to kill every year.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

410 5-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (Yeuu4)

411 402 How many Apollo astronauts had colonoscopies?
How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

Q1: Probably all of them.
Q2: None. He was more BA than most of the Apollo crew.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (RU4sa)

412 Jewells mid 70's during the day and cooler in the evening.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (aydHY)

413 Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

Jane, assuming there is a next year, and an oyster problem still persists, let me know, I think I have some contacts in the Chesapeake Bay area that could help. I didn't hear of this until far too late to try them out.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (BiNEL)

414 bluebell, how much or little fun do you think Bryce Harper is having counting his money lately? 
Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:00 PM (AMIL/) 
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I'm SO glad they're doing this without him. 

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:19 PM (R6qpB)

********

Can't be stressed enough. Bryce Harper is not worth the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a bomb every 5th game or so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (flINI)

415 After the colonoscopy?

DURING!

Posted by: dartist at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (K22Va)

416 How many colonoscopies did Chuck Yaeger have?



Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:36 PM (6IpEX)

He's on twitter. Ask him.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:40 PM (Yeuu4)

417 General George C. Patton never had colonoscopy!

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 09:40 PM (wc+Nc)

418 Thanks Ben! Just want to pack accordingly.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (dUJdY)

419 After the colonoscopy?

It was magnificent.

Posted by: Chuck's Gastroenterologist at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (EgshT)

420 He's on twitter. Ask him.


Posted by: Vendette


I refuse to go to the doctor or Tweet.

Can someone please ask Chuck about his colonoscopies?

Tell him it's me asking.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (6IpEX)

421 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (H6+Yp)

422
6-0.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

423 410 5-0
Posted by: Vendette

Your*re killing me Smalls!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (6i3T8)

424 6-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (Yeuu4)

425 You know that I had to walk the 5 miles home.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:33 PM (RU4sa)


Uphill and against the wind, right?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (BiNEL)

426 Jane, the shrimp will be in addition to the cabrito and brisket.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (aydHY)

427 General George C. Patton never had colonoscopy!

Hell naw.

Neither did Daniel Boone!

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (6IpEX)

428 Ben Had, that's perfect. If we had time and means, I'd make Tuscan shrimp for the crowd. I'll talk with you before we leave Friday morning. Getting a CT on ankle and doc visit on Wednesday. With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)

429 Cannot wait to meet new peeps and see old peeps at the TxMoMe! And shooting!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (Bz54R)

430 And now we have an invasion of coyotes on our little island. May help to cull the deer herds we pay hunters to kill every year.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

Which island? I know that Jekyll and St Simon's are covered up with deer and 'coons.

Knew a guy that was hired to hunt coons on St Simon's with a pellet gun.

Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (RU4sa)

431 I didn't want Bryce Harper. Phils' management is shepherding the team back to its natural state of perennial suckage.

Posted by: kallisto at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (wc+Nc)

432 ace doesn't have to do colonoscopies because he doesn't have any food in there.

Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6IpEX)

433 422
6-0.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (7rVsF)

423 410 5-0
Posted by: Vendette


Really? Really?!!

Well, only consolation is they are doing it without Bryce Harper.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6i3T8)

434 In fact, accuweather is showing a temperature up into the 80's on Saturday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (V2Yro)

435 see old peeps at the TxMoMe! And shooting!
Posted by: SnailRacer
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Who are you calling old??? And why do you want to shoot us???

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (UUBmN)

436 Is there going to be live blogging of the Great TxMoMe?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (KA5Fy)

437 lions over packers 13-10 at halftime

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (VeVfa)

438 Chuck Yeager was a career officer. After some swell assignments, he had some other ones. All part of climbing the old ladder, all in a day's work.

He was military attache to Pakistan for a term. His wife "Glamorous Glennis" was over there with him, living what was in those days a pretty exotic life. And she got involved in local issues, being a regular American woman and, after all, an Air Force wife.

She found out they weren't making any "family planning" progress with the native people. And, somehow, she got hold the information on why the Pakis did not want to use "birth control" in the only form it existed back then. She wrote a few letters, made a few suggestions.


Variously colored condoms were the invention of Mrs Yeager.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (8ZmvG)

439 Jane, we have a gator to take you anywhere you want to go on the ranch and I am a master at IV drips!

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (aydHY)

440 With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)


The sedan chair will be a nice touch!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (BiNEL)

441 360
Glad there was such a good outcome for everyone involved. Say hi to SMH for me.

Posted by: Farmer at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (nkDL2)

442 [Insert lyrics to "Cat Scratch Fever" here]

Posted by: Sharkman at October 14, 2019 09:45 PM (rhowD)

443 432 ace doesn't have to do colonoscopies because he doesn't have any food in there.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (6IpEX)

Nazis store paintings in there, it's so dry.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:46 PM (jYnPD)

444
What did hannity say about the IG report? I didn't have the heart to turn it on... I know the TV would not survive the night.
Posted by: Pliney

=======

Don't know. I just turned him on and he must have finished about the IG report.


Never fear, Tu-Ca is here! (almost)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 09:46 PM (13CQC)

445 Cheribebe, probably not as everyone will be live blogging face to face.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (aydHY)

446 Hey Farmer!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (RU4sa)

447 babylon bee ... oh man. LOLz

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (ykYG2)

448 lin-duh - hehe. You will be there Saturday, right? It will be good to see you again. Hope we will not have to rescue any baby kittens!

Posted by: SnailRacer at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (Bz54R)

449 Ben, the rest of us will be lonesome!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:47 PM (KA5Fy)

450 So tonight's drinking game invloves the IG report?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

451 Plus, signal strength ain't all that great.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)

452 436 Is there going to be live blogging of the Great TxMoMe?
Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 09:44 PM (KA5Fy)


Check the police blotter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (GRbI+)

453 My new hash is frighteningly close to Covfefe

Posted by: davidt at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (VeVfa)

454 I will be there Saturday.

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (UUBmN)

455 Jane, we have a gator to take you anywhere you want to go on the ranch

======

This would be the thrill ride for those bored by bull riding?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (8AONa)

456 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA


Had?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's still alive and kicking.

Has a twitter account and e'rryting.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (1Vobx)

457 Can't be stressed enough. Bryce Harper is not worth
the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a
bomb every 5th game or so.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 09:39 PM (flINI)

I remember last year that as the season went on, Nats fans went from "Don't leave us, Bryce!" to, "Yeah, go ahead." But the fact he ended up in Philly went over like a lead balloon. Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

458 O'Keefe's whistleblower on Hannity!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (ptqGC)

459 How come Strasburg threw BP to Dodgers, and bunted like Stephen Hawking, while now he's lights out and bunts like he's played this game before?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (GRbI+)

460 I first discovered Jay Severin just before our invasion of Iraq..
Aside from a friend of mine who introduced me to politics (thanks ASSHOLE!) Severin was the sole sane voice on my radio. 4 channels of NPR superficial pearl clutching and then one day.... LOGIC

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (aR6C/)

461 Check the police blotter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (GRbI+)

What's the gofundme TXMoMee bail fund up to now?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

462 421 Chuck Yeager had brass balls. Big clanky balls.

Scientists had no idea what would happen if you travelled faster than sound. Maybe you liquify. Maybe you hit a brick wall in midair. Maybe your jet malfunctions. Maybe you black out.

Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:41 PM (H6+Yp)


Yeah, and they didn't send a chimpanzee thru the sound barrier before him to see if it could survive. No wonder Yeager is not in total awe of astronauts.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (AMIL/)

463 I hit a deer with a Geo Metro. It slightly dented my good and kept running.

A week later, I ran over a dog with that same Geo Metro. Both axles. Thump thump. I felt so bad. The dog's owners were a Mexican family. I went to their house to apologize. Holding their injured doggy. They didn't even care. I went back a week later to see how the pup was, and he was fine. Mexicans don't give a flying F about their pets. And a Geo is not a threat.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (upfer)

464 Had?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but he's still alive and kicking.

Has a twitter account and e'rryting.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (1Vobx)


He might still have brass balls. A little tarnished though.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (H6+Yp)

465 Whistle blower is a former Bernie Bro and voted for Gary Johnson.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (ptqGC)

466 Dented my hood. I hate my Kindle so much.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (upfer)

467 Yeager was like. Ok. I'll do it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Yes, Yeager was always "welp, someone's gotta do it."

There is a quote in the "Right Stuff" - where some jet pilot har har's about the fact that some monkey went up to space before the Gemini Program astronauts and Yeager says "Yeah, well, the monkey didn't know he was sitting under a million pound jet fueled rocket"...this was Yeager in an essence - he knew what bravery was about.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 09:51 PM (32YRo)

468 What's the gofundme TXMoMee bail fund up to now?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)

12 sticks of TNT.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (jYnPD)

469 Cards have been shutout for 29 innings if not for the miss play on the pinch hit by Martinez. ha!

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (B+t5k)

470 Plus, signal strength ain't all that great.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 09:48 PM (RU4sa)


There is something about wide open spaces that is very appealing!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (BiNEL)

471 With enough Tito's I'll be more mobile than I should be.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:42 PM (ptqGC)


I copied that, Ben Had. Will increase the purchase.

Posted by: Gref at October 14, 2019 09:52 PM (AMIL/)

472
Knew a guy that was hired to hunt coons on St Simon's with a pellet gun.
Posted by: Ex-ex at October 14, 2019 09:43 PM (RU4sa)






Need to get him one of these.

Full auto BB guns, just came in to Classic Firearms.

https://tinyurl.com/y3zy2w85

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (eXA4G)

473 Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.
Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)
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There's no crying in baseball.

Ok, except for the Cards fans sitting near us.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (R6qpB)

474 This IG report is turning into a massive cover up by the IC. I think they want as much damage to be done to Trump before its release. I expect it to be heavily redacted if it's ever released.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (wiXsO)

475
The Nats with Dusty Baker, Jayson Werth and Bryce Harper may not have gone to the WS, but won the All-Ugly Team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (7rVsF)

476 Bryce Harper is not worth the 330 million he got. He is an average player at best who'll hit a bomb every 5th game or so.

Assuming four ABs per game, that would imply he hits a bomb every 20th AB, which in turn implies he would hit 30+ bombs per season.

There are no flies on that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (GRbI+)

477 I hope there are plenty of weapons to go around. My men don't even want to deal with TSA regs traveling with any guns.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

478 I probably won't contribute to the TxMoMe bail out fund, but I will point and laugh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:54 PM (H6+Yp)

479 7-0

Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:55 PM (Yeuu4)

480 *high-fives bluebell*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:55 PM (ptqGC)

481 O'Keefe's whistleblower on Hannity!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:50 PM
**************
O'Keefe set up a GoFundMe page for him.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (wiXsO)

482 bluebell used to cut people for dissing the Red Sox, now she's shanking people for dissing the Nats ? Bloods or Crips ..can't be both.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (B+t5k)

483 Sorry I'm going to miss the TXmome. Too much funeral traveling this year. Y'all have a great time.

Posted by: Infidel at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (OM4Ma)

484 https://tinyurl.com/y3zy2w85
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Sure, you can get me one for my birfday...

Posted by: lin-duh, was deplorable now a committed racist doing keto! at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (UUBmN)

485 former Bernie Bro and voted for Gary Johnson.

Anti-Hillary, anti-corporatist; not sold on Trump as of Nov 2016.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

486 This IG report is turning into a massive cover up by the IC. I think they want as much damage to be done to Trump before its release. I expect it to be heavily redacted if it's ever released.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (wiXsO


They (Deep State Establishment et al) are ignoring the fact that Trump would declassify EVERYTHING that wasn't real NatSec info and they're playing the long game instead!

There's money to be made in betting that the Dems will eventually be back in control before any "player" goes to jail!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

487 SMH, I kept the coloring book from last year. Want about raffling it off again this year?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (aydHY)

488 Bluebell, will you be at the MoMe? I have an idea for you for a special shank.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 09:57 PM (ptqGC)

489 Shildt: nobody can (bleep) with us EVER

Nationals: hold our beer

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (B+t5k)

490 The IG Report summary just came out:

"Everything was a giant misunderstanding!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)

491 bluebell used to cut people for dissing the Red Sox, now she's shanking people for dissing the Nats ? Bloods or Crips ..can't be both.
Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 09:56 PM (B+t5k)
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I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)

492 I will Jane, but I'm flying with a carryon so no shivs!

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)

493 The problem with flying to a MoMe is being limited in what you can bring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (ptqGC)

494 There's no crying in baseball.

Ok, except for the Cards fans sitting near us.
Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:53 PM (R6qpB)


*****

Well. Unless you're a Mariners fan.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (axyOa)

495 Let go NATS NATS NATS ... wooooo

Posted by: mushroom maniac at October 14, 2019 10:00 PM (FEQY4)

496 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 09:59 PM (R6qpB)


So, bi-league-wal.

Posted by: RickZ at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (Y8PSl)

497 That would be awesome, BH!

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (RU4sa)

498 hey, I'm rooting for the Cardinals. It would be anticlimactic for muh Stros to be playing anyone else for the World Series.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (ykYG2)

499 Bluebell. Dang. It.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (ptqGC)

500 Gref, Thank You is not enough.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (aydHY)

501
Never fear, Tu-Ca is here! (almost)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

========

Oh bleah, it's Laura.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (13CQC)

502 The IG Report summary just came out:

"Everything was a giant misunderstanding!!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 09:58 PM (L2ZTs)


With the footnote:

The proposed intensive remedial training (with an emphasis on candor) will prevent excesses like this from ever occurring again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

503
The video is funny. I can relate. Teasing a cat is no joke for a goodhearted person who doesn't actually want to hurt a cat. When the cat strikes back, it can really suck. You don't want to fight back, because you could kill it in a single blow, but it's aggressive nature and claws and teeth mean it HURTS to stand down.

I'm laughing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:01 PM (XycDL)

504
We really need to raffle off a fruitcake from Collin St.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 10:02 PM (eXA4G)

505 UPDATE: -IG report NOT out this Friday 10/18. Classifications being made. Likely end of month.
Posted by: SMOD

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Just making time for the FBI raids.

Posted by: MAGA at October 14, 2019 10:02 PM (I5LRE)

506 493 The problem with flying to a MoMe is being limited in what you can bring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

Could some items be shipped?

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (KA5Fy)

507 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.
Posted by: bluebell


****


Dang. Looks who's bringing the smack!!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (axyOa)

508
There's money to be made in betting that the Dems will eventually be back in control before any "player" goes to jail!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

========

Yup. I say we're running out of time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (13CQC)

509 IllTemperedCur

You pay to not get it?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (u82oZ)

510 I believe it was NatGeo that did a film years ago about house cats called "Little Tigers in the House." Very informative.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (ptqGC)

511 SMH, D'oh Boy is coming to the MoMe also.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (aydHY)

512 From what I hear, everyone on the Nat is a T1000

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (L2ZTs)

513 Packers and Lions tied at 13 in the 3rd.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (sGotD)

514 I have an AL team and an NL team. Sue me.

Posted by: bluebell

It is allowed.

Posted by: Boswell at October 14, 2019 10:04 PM (32YRo)

515
IllTemperedCur

You pay to not get it?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:03 PM (u82oZ)







Actually, whoever gets the fruitcake needs to bring it to next year's MoMee and we'll raffle it off again.

Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (eXA4G)

516 #2weeks

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (SxBH1)

517 I'm off to bed all. Didn't sleep at all last night and need to catch up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (ptqGC)

518 NaCly, damn straight.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 14, 2019 10:05 PM (aydHY)

519
I had a wonderful cat named Chato who was taken (quickly) by a mysterious brain disease. He was a yuuuuge, glorious Norwegian forest cat who sired many fantastic kittens. But when he got sick he became senseless and randomly aggressive.

When he would attack me it was HORRIBLE. I never had the heart to hurt him, and would just let him do his savage business. He bit me deeply a few times.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (XycDL)

520 NBA brass - think that China mess blew over

LeBron - hold my beer

Posted by: jhawk90 at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (4UlPP)

521 So I've heard, BH.

Looking forward to meeting him and many others.

We'll be hitting the road Thursday morning.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RU4sa)

522 Niters, Jane.

Posted by: SMH at October 14, 2019 10:06 PM (RU4sa)

523 LeBrawndo

Posted by: A dude in MI at October 14, 2019 10:07 PM (SxBH1)

524 511 Ben Had

Excellent. Lots of great people will be there. Jane D'Oh and Boy D'Oh as well!

Looking forward to overcoming my shyness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (u82oZ)

525 NooDD!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)

526 Looking forward to overcoming my shyness.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 14, 2019 10:09 PM (u82oZ)


Dude, we can stand in the corner and look at our shoes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)

527 Nat Geo "Little Tigers" < Mayhem Guy "I'm Your Cat."

Posted by: Stringer Davis at October 14, 2019 10:14 PM (8ZmvG)

528 cards wearing rally caps now.

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 10:18 PM (B+t5k)

529 one would have to care to retain a lawyer

Posted by: chimichango at October 14, 2019 10:19 PM (B+t5k)

530
We know that Hunter got all that sweet Ukraine and Chinese money, because one of his partners were in a court action and the records of Hunter's money were part of that court case.

So there is no question that Hunter was paid payoff money.

Yet the Left press still denies the facts of the court case.

And that is where we are today.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 10:58 PM (sy5kK)

531
I remember last year that as the season went on, Nats fans went from "Don't leave us, Bryce!" to, "Yeah, go ahead." But the fact he ended up in Philly went over like a lead balloon. Every visit this season he was booed, and by the end of the season he was pretty upset about it.
Posted by: Vendette at October 14, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

This sounds a lot like Alex Rodriguez when he took the huge $252 million contract from the Texas Rangers, and stiffing the Mariners. They originally drafted him, and the M's still had Ken Griffey Jr in his prime.

He said he only wanted a short term contract, so the Mariners offered a 3 year, $75 million contract as a starting offer.

He immediately said he was "dissed", and signed the then-unknown Texas mega offer.

Texas and Seattle are in the same division, we saw them about 10 times in Seattle each year. The fans tossed so many fake dollar bills from the stands, they had to stop the game and clean them up. The next game, they made an announcement that you would get thrown out if you threw any more fake money.

Dollars were still floating down for much of the season.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

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Posted by: jacob joseph at October 15, 2019 02:22 AM (quE/K)

534 @505
Here we go, same bullshit, different IG report.

So now it's effectively being released in November.

So that pretty much cements the fact that there can be no trials of the coup plotters until after the 2020 election.

That is if anyone actually gets indicted, and looking at what has transpired for the last 3 years, nobody is going to be indicted.

This is all absurdly ridiculous.

And now I blame Trump for this situation, I understand he' in a tough spot but he's been getting incredibly bad advice.

And this is no longer simply about him and his survival it's about the constitutional order, fairness and equity in justice and not living in a country where one party and Deep State operatives can use the LE and IC tools against conservative political candidates or outsiders to destroy them and advance the agenda of the Deep State and the globalists that run the world.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 15, 2019 07:21 AM (gaSfV)

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