The Morning Report - 10/14/19

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Good morning kids. Happy Columbus Day. Start of a new week and the top stories continue to be the Bidet Ukraine and China scandals, the impeachment/non-impeachment madness and the situation with the Turkish invasion of Syria and its impact on the geo-politics as well as how it redounds on President Trump. More on that in a moment but back to the top, Hunter Bidet is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life. His father, no slouch himself, as well as the Democrat Media Complex have reassured us, in response to President Trump casting aspersions otherwise. In fact, he's so utterly beyond reproach that he's stepping down from the board of directors of that Chi-Com investment firm just to prove Trump and all of us wrong. But not to worry; he's squirreled away millions of dollars made from his work, whatever that work actually entailed which no one, not even Hunter himself can define, nor is the Media even remotely curious to find out, so he'll be up to his eyeballs in cocaine and women's inner thighs with which to snort it, for the foreseeable future. Funny how despite all the allegations being unfounded and patently untrue (sarc) they do nonetheless concern the alleged leading candidate for the Democrat nomination and his son. Yet none of the others in that field have dared nor will dare use that as a line of attack against him. The reason being is that to do so would vindicate Trump and render null and void (at least to sane, thinking people), the rationale for impeachment. That said, it might yet happen if, say, Elizabeth Hekawi, Bernardo Sandersnista or any of the others who think they might still have a shot - so, 15 or 16 people right there - feel they can use it to boost their chances. But that would be a neat trick, that is to both attack Bidet without rendering the attacks on Trump for the same crimes null and void. Pass the popcorn.

Anyway, links from around the world, across the nation and up your street. Have a better one and remain blessed.

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1 Monday morning morons!

Posted by: IanDeal at October 14, 2019 07:26 AM (vgGyZ)

2 Good Morning Morons

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:27 AM (mpXpK)

3 really really short weekend! Mom is now is a more permanent solution. We shall she what happens next. Thx JJ.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:28 AM (JFO2v)

4 Happy Monday y'all !

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:29 AM (lWCRE)

5 Good morning, horde!

Posted by: Linn Ridge at October 14, 2019 07:29 AM (ECrgQ)

6 I'm damn glad Trump is undoing (partially) Obama's crap of sending boots on the ground to that Syria mess. As of yesterday's link he is pulling all the troops from the Kurd area, not just the original 50. And the article I linked said he was probably going to pull them totally out and bring them home.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:30 AM (mpXpK)

7 I coulda been a contender.

Posted by: But I Read the Content at October 14, 2019 07:31 AM (InBA3)

8 They are eating people at the UN!

Posted by: Shep at October 14, 2019 07:31 AM (Tnijr)

9 Sgt Mark Allen dies after being shot 10 years ago while searching for Bowe f**king Berghdal

https://tinyurl.com/y3lc7qt3

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:31 AM (lWCRE)

10 I see that Joe Biden only got one scoop, really doesn't deserve two like PDT.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 14, 2019 07:31 AM (N3JsI)

11 Speaking of impeachment, get this; Schiff-for-Brains is now claiming
there's no need to interview this so-called whistleblower after all.


I say it is so we will not find out whoever it is is a lying shit-weasel from Scankles campaign and not give Republicans a chance to cross-examine them at the hearing.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:32 AM (mpXpK)

12 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 07:32 AM (cqNba)

13 Rhennigantx. Hope all works out. I t was the best thing we did for mom. 2 independent living homes and then assisted. We just moved her into a new assisted living home last week. She's adjusting a bit, sometimes it takes a bit of time.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at October 14, 2019 07:34 AM (N3JsI)

14 Has anyone seen Cunter Biden yet? Didn't his big mouthed piece of shit father say that he wasn't hiding from anyone? Put up or shut up, Plugs.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

15 Top 20 whooop!

Happy Columbo Day, horde types.

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, Man about town at October 14, 2019 07:35 AM (wmfhQ)

16 Zod Theory.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:35 AM (hgpSN)

17 The Faber College Democrats: "Double-Secret" Impeachment

Where is Lt. Col Frank Slade when you need him, he could give that great speech from Scent of a Woman to congress.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:36 AM (mpXpK)

18

CONE and the BARBARIAN?


do YOU??? have a HUNTERS' Licence to SHILL?

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 07:36 AM (5IHGB)

19 Thanks for yet another great morning newsletter. J.J.

Let me the first to wish you a happy 29th birthday. It only seems like a few days since we celebrated your 28th birthday.

Posted by: Michael the Texan at October 14, 2019 07:37 AM (nvMvs)

20 "The Clap Is Back" (?) Good grief, next thing you know they'll bring back The Twist and The Mashed Potato

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2019 07:37 AM (X00x7)

21 So reading the gofundme account of the pro illegal killed by an illegal
quote
As his friends and loved ones, we must now take on the privilege to care for those that he loved the most.
unquote

Why did he not have life insurance? What about saving accounts?

Real man that take on a family need to have real plans.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

22 Happy Monday! That's a lotta content, JJ!

Hey Rose McGowan - Welcome to the party, pal - what clued you into Hillary's penchant for predators?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:38 AM (bDqIh)

23 Adam Schiff best realize imaginary friends are only cute when a four year old has them. More and more I think the bastard dreamed the whole thing up, including his best friend Mr. Tweet Tweet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 14, 2019 07:38 AM (C1Lsn)

24 Morning all. A chilly 32 degrees here this morning.

Posted by: Pete Seria at October 14, 2019 07:38 AM (7ZQe3)

25 The smart money is on "no."

Will We Ever Prosecute?


Yeah I'm kind of in the there will be no prosecutions boat. I'll be really happy if that does happen, but I kind of doubt it and just can't wait to be told that prosecutions was never going to be the goal and just the conclusions of the investigations themself is success enough. Sort of like Lois Lerner getting to retire with her full pension was a big victory for us.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 14, 2019 07:39 AM (kqrs1)

26 So basically Iran, Russia, Turkey, and Syria are in a four-way fight.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:40 AM (hgpSN)

27 'Licence to SHILL' made me laugh.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (yQpMk)

28 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

29 Sort of like Lois Lerner getting to retire with her full pension was a big victory for us.
Posted by: Buzzion at October 14, 2019 07:39 AM (kqrs1)


Lois Lerner's treatment was when I fully realized the complicity of the GOP in the tyranny of the administrative state. Any cheerleaders for that dogshit party need to permanently STFU.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 07:43 AM (y7DUB)

30 Hey Rose McGowan - Welcome to the party, pal - what clued you into Hillary's penchant for predators?

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Wonder if Rose knows of Hillary's defense of that scum who brutally raped a young girl? And then when he got off, she found it in her black heart to get a chuckle out of her good work.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 07:44 AM (JoUsr)

31 Does the left know they are making complete asses out of themselves? They make moving goal posts a science.


Schiff's ongoing lies and misrepresentations are really getting old. There are people who actually believe what he says. Those people not only vote, but are allowed to be in the general population with the normal people.

That's the unsettling part.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 07:45 AM (sy5kK)

32 So when o"keeffe release this next insider leak from CNN, Im sure we will be told its just a rogue employee with an axe to grind, and that its taken out of context and highly edited ?

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:47 AM (lWCRE)

33 Rose also hit on Bubba who was also a pederast. If it had a crack, he had a knack.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:47 AM (mpXpK)

34 Morning all...

@realDonaldTrump 54 minutes ago

Former Democrat Senator Harry Reid just stated that Donald Trump is very smart, much more popular than people think, is underestimated, and will be hard to beat in the 2020 Election. Thank you Harry, I agree!

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 07:48 AM (cF8AT)

35

Trump makes a good case for leaving Syria. No need for the USA to get in the middle of a two century feud between two enemies that average an IQ under 75.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 14, 2019 07:48 AM (sy5kK)

36 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at October 14, 2019 07:49 AM (TUUTu)

37 Schiff's ongoing lies and misrepresentations are really getting old. There are people who actually want to believe what he says. Those people not only vote, but are allowed to be in the general population with the normal people.

nobody really believes him now...
but they desperately want his lies to be true.

They need their OrangeManBad faith validated

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:49 AM (lWCRE)

38 So when o"keeffe release this next insider leak from CNN, Im sure we will be told its just a rogue employee with an axe to grind, and that its taken out of context and highly edited ?

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Nobody will care. O'Keefe does some really explosive work. And he could have definitive proof that "x leftist or leftists" are doing and saying horrible things, and the entire world of media would yawn. With the exception of it making the rounds on conservative blogs, any story he does or proof he has will die of asphyxiation.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 07:50 AM (JoUsr)

39 Barr's speech at Notre Dame strikes me as odd and encouraging. I didn't know a speech like that was in him.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 07:50 AM (H8QX8)

40 Fentanyl in CAR trunk,ENOUGH TO KILL 5,000 people.

meh!! this is why SUV's are MORE POPULAR.


Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 07:51 AM (5IHGB)

41 @realDonaldTrump 37 minutes ago

Brian Kilmeade over at @foxandfriends got it all wrong. We are not going into another war between people who have been fighting with each other for 200 years. Europe had a chance to get their ISIS prisoners, but didn't want the cost. "Let the USA pay," they said...

Kurds may be releasing some to get us involved. Easily recaptured by Turkey or European Nations from where many came, but they should move quickly. Big sanctions on Turkey coming! Do people really think we should go to war with NATO Member Turkey? Never ending wars will end!

The same people who got us into the Middle East mess are the people who most want to stay there!

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 07:52 AM (cF8AT)

42 O'Keefe gets confirmation on tape that Tater is the bastard son of Joe Besser.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 07:52 AM (oVJmc)

43 O'keefe misses his mentor, Andrew Breitbart. Breitbart knew how to roll out a story like a soap opera. O'Keefe is a premature expostulator.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 07:52 AM (H8QX8)

44 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at October 14, 2019 07:53 AM (oVl+i)

45 Children and families are not entitled to "Sesame Street." Elmo is not a human right. But, as critics argued four years ago, there's something odd about a program developed specifically to boost low-income children keeping its content locked up for nine months, available only to kids whose parents can afford premium streaming.
Of course, that set-up is what keeps Sesame Street alive. And the show seems to be finding a way to ensure a substantial chunk of its content remains free.


The dirty secret about PBS programming is this: PBS doesn't produce (much/any?) of its own programming. Independent production companies, owned by the people who created each show (think: Bill Moyers, the group who crated Sesame Street). They then sell the completed shows to PBS. As a result, they do not own the content or the product licensing. The production companies re-sell it on CDs, streaming, etc.; none of those transactions make any money for PBS. Essentially PBS subsidizes these production companies/shows by running them for "free" on PBS, but gets no piece of the profit from any related sales.

THIS how it is possible that wildly popular, long-running show like Sesame Street, whose characters have been licensed up the wazoo in all sorts of kids products somehow can't afford to run the show w/out public funding. PBS never saw 1 cent of the money hade off of Tickle-Me Elmo toys, Cookie Monster Books, Big Bird emblazoned crib sheets, etc.

It is quite a racket. Had PBS actually negotiated a deal with the company that produces Sesame Street many decades ago it could afford to make episodes into the next century instead of having to sell it to HBO 4 years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:54 AM (bDqIh)

46 Consensus economists didnt turn much to analytic methods that focus on workers in particular industries and communities, which would have given a better picture of short-run trends.

In other words, we suck as economist. We play touchy, feely with policies and words so we do not have to do the maths.

So just how many times in the holy shaman allowed to come down from the mountain and proclaim the new prophecies before the next time he comes down the villagers either ignore or stone him??

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 07:54 AM (JFO2v)

47 Rose also hit on Bubba who was also a pederast. If it had a crack, he had a knack.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 07:47 AM (mpXpK)


Slick's multiple STDs must be really bad to keep that senile pervert out of the public eye. His vaunted intelligence has been as overrated as the popularity of someone who never got 50% of the popular vote, which even RINO GWB attained against Lurch.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 07:55 AM (y7DUB)

48 Morning, Horde! And it's off to JAX losing doors, so, we'll be just reading the Morning Report. See you during layover in MSP

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at October 14, 2019 07:55 AM (tuOkY)

49 @realDonaldTrump 37 minutes ago
Brian Kilmeade over at @foxandfriends got it all wrong.
Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 07:52 AM (cF8AT)
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And you know what else burns me? They had Rand Paul on shortly after Kilmeade's rant, yet they did not bring up Syria at all with Paul, who agrees with PDT.

Fair and balanced my butt.

Posted by: IrishEi at October 14, 2019 08:01 AM (sGotD)

50 45 Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:54 AM (bDqIh)

George Lucas is a billionaire out the wazoo only because Fox made the incredibly stupid error of letting him retain all the licensing rights to Star Wars when they made the picture in '75-'76.

Like most everyone at the time in the biz, they thought it was going to be a titanic flop.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:01 AM (zBaqJ)

51 Schiff's ongoing lies and misrepresentations are really getting old. There are people who actually believe what he says. Those people not only vote, but are allowed to be in the general population with the normal people.

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I never fail to be absolutely amazed that the American people don't see the obvious. As with the MFM, the blatant bias is the very best you can say about them. They are so one-sided, so in the tank for Democrats, so unfair in their coverage, it's as obvious as living inside a blaring tuba. Yet so many still fall prey to their lies. It never dawns on them that, hey, this just doesn't seem right. Their full frontal propaganda assault on Trump and 2020 will have an effect, unfortunately. To what extent, who knows.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:02 AM (JoUsr)

52 >>Nobody will care. O'Keefe does some really explosive work. And he could have definitive proof that "x leftist or leftists" are doing and saying horrible things, and the entire world of media would yawn. With the exception of it making the rounds on conservative blogs, any story he does or proof he has will die of asphyxiation.


His work does make an impact even if we rarely see a major shake-up from it, such as him killing off ACORN (yeah, it was recreated). For example, the documents dropped by his Google insider went to the DoJ and they met with him. The impact of that action is yet to be seen. He's also building up an excellent team of whistleblowers to assist him with each new endeavors.

He's red-pilling people with each effort. Also, he has to be scaring these Lefty companies even if we don't see it. This is not the first time he's gone after CNN.

Sure, I'd love a huge splashy downfall of one of his targets, but us not seeing it doesn't mean his efforts are wasted, not at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:02 AM (bDqIh)

53 Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 07:54 AM (bDqIh)

Back before Steve Hayes went over to the dark side (I still can't figure that out; twitch your goatee if that Iranian fuck has threatened your family, Stevie) and the Weekly Standard was worth more than a bag of piss, he did an excellently researched story on LBJ's consigliere, Bill Moyers, and the cottage industry of "non profits" he's set up to bilk the taxpayers through producing dogshit programs that he'd move through them to up the price. Sooper budgetary jeanyus Paul Ryan deserves infinite kicks in the nuts for not zeroing PBS out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:03 AM (y7DUB)

54 Happy Indigenous People's Day, everyone. Yes, I just returned from a trip to Alexandria, Virginia. How can you tell?

Posted by: t-bird at October 14, 2019 08:04 AM (wA9n3)

55 13

thx man it is tough on the brain and heart

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:05 AM (JFO2v)

56 28 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:06 AM (JFO2v)

57 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 08:07 AM (arJlL)

58 Like most everyone at the time in the biz, they thought it was going to be a titanic flop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:01 AM (zBaqJ)


The popularity of Star Wars continues to elude me. And Gorge Lucas's story telling ability makes Vince McMahon seem like Tolstoy.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:09 AM (y7DUB)

59 Of course they don't need to interview the snitch, I mean "whistleblower." They already got the full benefit of the ploy. Every no nothing out there has "impeachment" on his/her/its lips.

Posted by: itsacookbook at October 14, 2019 08:09 AM (yPxXc)

60 Since both Joker and Sesame Street are mentioned in JJ's Culture Wars section, here's a timely video that I thought was pretty funny.

https://youtu.be/kqpak5lFxvs

Posted by: bluebell at October 14, 2019 08:11 AM (aXucN)

61 "...up to his eyeballs in cocaine and women's inner thighs"

I don't see a problem here.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 14, 2019 08:11 AM (u6xw0)

62 JJ's article on U.S. troops being bracketed by Turkish troops mentions that Turkey "operates with little regard for ISIS in the area".
Does that mean Tukey ignores ISIS or steamrolls them?

Posted by: clutch at October 14, 2019 08:11 AM (uk+1l)

63 Possible upside to Turkey-Kurd-Syria nonsense. It could be the end of NATO.

Luxembourg's foreign minister points out this morning that if the Syrian army counterattacks against Turkey the NATO allies will be obligated to come to Turkey's defense.

He called that premise otherworldly and suggests the coalition will fall apart.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 14, 2019 08:12 AM (wzVKm)

64 58 Like most everyone at the time in the biz, they thought it was going to be a titanic flop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:01 AM (zBaqJ)

The popularity of Star Wars continues to elude me. And Gorge Lucas's story telling ability makes Vince McMahon seem like Tolstoy.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:09 AM (y7DUB)


I was just watching the old "Kung Fu" series and it is amazing how much Lucas lifted from it in crafting Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobi vis a vis Caine and Master Po.

That said, Joseph Campbell and the hero quest is archetypal. But still.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:12 AM (zBaqJ)

65 Turkey "operates with little regard for ISIS in the area".
Does that mean Tukey ignores ISIS or steamrolls them?


They too consider them the 'JV squad'

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 08:12 AM (lWCRE)

66 Here I sit on Columbus Day, thinking about how awful he was coming to these shores, and about how, if not for that damnable Columbus, all these "indigenous peoples" who, even today, would still be living their idyllic lives in harmony with Nature, sitting naked in their mud huts and eating bugs and such. So sad....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (p0pYQ)

67 Geez, AOC must be jealous of little Greta's attention with her crying and carrying on about extinction in Copenhagen. What an embarrassment to the US this woman is seen as representing the US with the histrionics.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (bDqIh)

68
Happy Get-the-Injuns-Drunk-and-Take-Their-Land-Away Day, Hordians!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (7rVsF)

69 28 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV

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I really do think he has a somewhat compelling case about it being caused, in part, by years and years of holding his metal guitar pick in his mouth.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (JoUsr)

70 Morning

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (cEsBM)

71 "Turk Turdogan threatens the EU with the migrant weapon if they oppose
their offensive. Meh, to Merkwuerdige-Merkel, that's an inducement."

Erdogan made that threat several years ago ... except he was demanding to be let in the EU (opening his border) or he would unleash the migrant hordes. Even Merkel realized it would be suicide, and is still paying him off with a couple billion a year or so.


Just the other day I read someone bringing that up, that it is an ongoing and open blackmail. But the EU weenies pay it, and still get invaded (by other routes I guess). Suicide of The West.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 08:15 AM (Cus5s)

72 46 y.o. soldier who was shot and paralyzed by his wound while searching for Beau Bergdahl, has died.

RIP.

Thanks again, Obama.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 14, 2019 08:15 AM (ptqGC)

73
If the Left ever latches on to the theory that Columbus was a crypto-Jew hiding from the Inquisition... Whoa boy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:15 AM (zBaqJ)

74 66 Here I sit on Columbus Day, thinking about how awful he was coming to these shores, and about how, if not for that damnable Columbus, all these "indigenous peoples" who, even today, would still be living their idyllic lives in harmony with Nature, sitting naked in their mud huts and eating bugs and such. So sad....
Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (p0pYQ)

I miss that instead of a Marshall Plan we did not carve the hearts out of thousands of enemies for the worship of King Roosevelt.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:15 AM (JFO2v)

75 Here I sit on Columbus Day, thinking about how awful he was coming to these shores, and about how, if not for that damnable Columbus, all these "indigenous peoples" who, even today, would still be living their idyllic lives in harmony with Nature, sitting naked in their mud huts and eating bugs and such.

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You know what this means? It's that time of year again when we will get an ALL CAPS SCREECHY SCREED from Cher about what bad, bad people we are for coming to America and forcing the injuns back. She'll, of course, say all that high atop her mansion perch in CA....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)

76 69
HPV is thought to cause 70% of oropharyngeal cancers in the United States.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:17 AM (JFO2v)

77
A friend of mine used to refer to papilloma as Paloma Picasso.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:17 AM (zBaqJ)

78 @11

I think the Whistle Blower exists in the same way that Russians fed information to Christopher Steel.

That is to say, The Steele Dossier was typed up by Sidney Blumenthal's using the same IBM Selectric typewriter that the TANG documents were typed up on.

And more than likely the Whistleblower complaint was concocted by the same group of people using elements of the CIA and Deep State.

Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at October 14, 2019 08:17 AM (pOIHI)

79 The women who painted watch dials with radium paint back in the 20's all contracted terrible mouth cancers.

(they licked the brushes to keep a point on the bristles...)

https://tinyurl.com/y3ge65ru

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 08:18 AM (lWCRE)

80 Bro-Fo Omar: "Trump Called Me an "America-Hating Socialist"
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If the hijab fits....

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (vg8iE)

81 Possible upside to Turkey-Kurd-Syria nonsense. It could be the end of NATO.



Luxembourg's foreign minister points out this morning that if the
Syrian army counterattacks against Turkey the NATO allies will be
obligated to come to Turkey's defense.



He called that premise otherworldly and suggests the coalition will fall apart.



Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 14, 2019 08:12 AM

NATO has outlived it's original purpose of a threat to Soviet Russia.


NATO's one and only threat no longer exists. It needs to be dissolved and done away with which is most likely going to be impossible because it was created by actual treaties and I don't think an exit ramp was built into it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (JUOKG)

82 Ironic that the open borders crowd are the same people who want to erase Columbus & the first foreigners to come to America.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (7HtZB)

83 26 So basically Iran, Russia, Turkey, and Syria are in a four-way fight.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:40 AM (hgpSN)


Very acceptable. Let's have all of you fight. Best way to bleed them economically.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (hLRSq)

84 75
You know what this means? It's that time of year again when we will get an ALL CAPS SCREECHY SCREED from Cher about what bad, bad people we are for coming to America and forcing the injuns back. She'll, of course, say all that high atop her mansion perch in CA....
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr


Slice her down the middle and send one part back to Armenia and the other part to Wounded Knee.

(sarc)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (zBaqJ)

85 Greetings fappers and fappees.

What fresh hell awaits us this day?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:20 AM (HaL55)

86 80 Bro-Fo Omar: "Trump Called Me an "America-Hating Socialist"
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If the hijab fits....
Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (vg8iE)


...you must clip the clits...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:20 AM (zBaqJ)

87 73
If the Left ever latches on to the theory that Columbus was a crypto-Jew hiding from the Inquisition... Whoa boy!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:15 AM (zBaqJ)

He was most likely the first Progressive.

Sailed off with a plan to find the East by going West.
Found a place that he did not know where was.
Returned not knowing where he had been.
Did it all with borrowed money.
And needed 3 more trips to prove his plans worked.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:20 AM (JFO2v)

88 83 26 So basically Iran, Russia, Turkey, and Syria are in a four-way fight.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:40 AM (hgpSN)


Very acceptable. Let's have all of you fight. Best way to bleed them economically.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (hLRSq)

==========

I'm sorry, but I was told that we needed to expend another few thousand American lives and hundreds of billions of dollars to save the Marxists at the center.

I was told!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:21 AM (q80AH)

89 Hunter Bidet is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life
________

This is true.

Want to play some cards?

Posted by: The News at October 14, 2019 08:21 AM (NH9pa)

90
So basically Iran, Russia, Turkey, and Syria are in a four-way fight.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:40 AM (hgpSN)


I'm sure that human-rights activists and transnational progressives are monitoring this carefully for war crimes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:21 AM (7rVsF)

91 Russia has cornered the diamond market and other things I do not give a crap about.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 08:21 AM (hLRSq)

92 Bro-Fo Omar: "Trump Called Me an "America-Hating Socialist"

Because you are.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (HaL55)

93 In one of his latest videos, Tim Pool is referencing an article written by Matt Taibbi. In the article Taibbi states that what is happening with Trump and the ruling class is no different than the coups he's witnessed in third world countries.

Posted by: Augustine at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (BDZWU)

94 Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (gAXBD)

95 Trump just tweeted out this video of Steve Hilton on Fox's The Next Revolution...twice. Hmmm....

https://tinyurl.com/y5s37ddx

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (cF8AT)

96 Something that I'm wondering about....

And first caveat: I think NATO has pretty well outlived its usefulness.

BUT, if Turkey is attacked, aren't we obliged to come to its defense....? I doubt anyone is going to want to go to war over Asshole Turkey, but there is that alliance thing we have to work out. Or don't we?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (C+We0)

97 77
A friend of mine used to refer to papilloma as Paloma Picasso.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:17 AM (zBaqJ)

*in Slim Whitman voice*
Una Paloma Picasso
I'm just a bird in the sky

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (JFO2v)

98 LA Area Wildfire Shuts Down 4 Freeways, Burns 25 Homes, Forces Thousands to Evacuate

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Weren't the blackouts supposed to have prevented wildfires?

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (7HtZB)

99 That was funny, bluebell!

>>Bro-Fo Omar: "Trump Called Me an "America-Hating Socialist"

She's Antifa. Caught on film with her lover and her daughter(!) participating in the protesting turned violent outside of the MN Trump rally. Unbelievable.

The tweets about being in Morocco, MN are pathetic.

https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/

status/1182822212040036352

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (bDqIh)

100 Matt Taibbi: We're Living in a Permanent Coup

https://taibbi.substack.com/p/were-in-a-permanent-coup

Posted by: Augustine at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (BDZWU)

101 84

JJ cross wise or long wise?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:24 AM (JFO2v)

102 96 Something that I'm wondering about....

And first caveat: I think NATO has pretty well outlived its usefulness.

BUT, if Turkey is attacked, aren't we obliged to come to its defense....? I doubt anyone is going to want to go to war over Asshole Turkey, but there is that alliance thing we have to work out. Or don't we?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (C+We0)

==========

We'll go after France. Apparently their involvement is the only thing that matters in international coalitions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:24 AM (q80AH)

103
BUT, if Turkey is attacked, aren't we obliged to come to its defense....? I doubt anyone is going to want to go to war over Asshole Turkey, but there is that alliance thing we have to work out. Or don't we?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (C+We0)


If the United States is attacked, how many NATO partners will come to its defense? How many could come to its defense?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (7rVsF)

104 >>In one of his latest videos, Tim Pool is referencing an article written by Matt Taibbi. In the article Taibbi states that what is happening with Trump and the ruling class is no different than the coups he's witnessed in third world countries.


Despicable. Probably look the same because the CIA was involved with some of those, too? See: Ukraine.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (bDqIh)

105 74
66 Here I sit on Columbus Day, thinking about how awful he was coming to
these shores, and about how, if not for that damnable Columbus, all
these "indigenous peoples" who, even today, would still be living their
idyllic lives in harmony with Nature, sitting naked in their mud huts
and eating bugs and such. So sad....

Posted by: The Oort Cloud, Source of all SMODs at October 14, 2019 08:13 AM (p0pYQ)


Oh, I don't know. It wasn't really all that bad. I'd have gone back to the tribe if they'd let me.

Posted by: Cynthia Ann Parker at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (JKTNb)

106 100 Matt Taibbi: We're Living in a Permanent Coup

https://taibbi.substack.com/p/were-in-a-permanent-coup
Posted by: Augustine at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (BDZWU)


CBD had this over the weekend.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (zBaqJ)

107 Ironic that the open borders crowd are the same people who want to erase Columbus & the first foreigners to come to America.
Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (7HtZB)


And are horrified that diseases like smallpox were inflicted on the existing population.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (y7DUB)

108 ^^^ JJ what is a TITANIC flop? Put some ice on it.I know you were jokering aboot.

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (5IHGB)

109 101 84

JJ cross wise or long wise?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:24 AM (JFO2v)


Long wise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (zBaqJ)

110
If the United States is attacked, how many NATO partners will come to its defense? How many could come to its defense?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (7rVsF)


On 9-11, I do believe they all held candlelight vigils and sang Kumbayah.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (cD09y)

111 So basically Iran, Russia, Turkey, and Syria are in a four-way fight.

This is acceptable.

Posted by: Zod at October 14, 2019 07:40 AM (hgpSN)

Yes there might/will be unforseen and seen consequences, but yeah the upside is that they all might kill each other

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (cEsBM)

112 108 ^^^ JJ what is a TITANIC flop? Put some ice on it.I know you were jokering aboot.
Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (5IHGB)


Everyone in Hollywood thought Star Wars was going to tank before it was released.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (zBaqJ)

113 @Project_Veritas

We know @Twitter will shadowban the #ExposeCNN story we are dropping tomorrow.

That's why we need 50,000 people who are willing to help us share the direct link to the story when we launch.

Sign up now and be a part of the #VeritasArmy

Be Brave: http://exposecnn.com

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (cF8AT)

114 On 9-11, I do believe they all held candlelight vigils and sang Kumbayah.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (cD09y)

In 3 part harmony

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (cEsBM)

115 94 Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (gAXBD)

The report sucks and does not give real numbers. But black population has anywhere from 4x to 10x rates of average.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (JFO2v)

116 Cher was a Fake Injun long before Fauxcahontas.

Happy Columbus Day and Happy Thanksgiving to the Canadian 'rons!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (u//oP)

117 Some comments from last night's ONT on Windows updates causing problems....

Go search for 'windows 10 stig' to find the Security Technical Implementation Guide. There's one here:
https://stigviewer.com/stig/windows_10/
You have to be comfortable doing things in the registry, and you're best off learning how to use the policy manager (some fixes require that). BUT, some of the things you can figure out how to manage include updates. Some of the important ones include turning off remote management, Cortana, and such.

As to getting a root kit.... That *should* only be possible if you're running your windows as an administrator and not demanding approval every time it installs something. In which case, create an every day account without admin privileges, and NEVER ok installation of something unless you're certain it's clean.
OR you installed something thinking it was clean, and it wasn't.


But, please, do those two things to protect yourself: use an account withOUT elevated privileges, and use the STIGs to lock your computer down.

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (QTm+F)

118 114 On 9-11, I do believe they all held candlelight vigils and sang Kumbayah.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:26 AM (cD09y)

In 3 part harmony
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (cEsBM)


Paul Williams, Three Dog Night... Sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:28 AM (zBaqJ)

119



Squaw Liz: On this day pale faces come to take away my people's land and give us diseases. This sad day for us Injuns. Today this squaw will offer free pizza to any fellow Injun who was oppressed by pale face Columbus.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:28 AM (W/gIX)

120 103
BUT, if Turkey is attacked, aren't we obliged to come to its defense....? I doubt anyone is going to want to go to war over Asshole Turkey, but there is that alliance thing we have to work out. Or don't we?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (C+We0)

If the United States is attacked, how many NATO partners will come to its defense? How many could come to its defense?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (7rVsF)

We did invoke Article 5 of the NATO treaty after 9/11, and NATO members have been fighting with us in Afghanistan. But we were attacked on 9/11. Turkey is the one attacking Syria in this instance.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (7HtZB)

121 112
Everyone in Hollywood thought Star Wars was going to tank before it was released.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:27 AM (zBaqJ)

=========

"A children's fantasy movie set in space? All the kids like the Easy Riders, this will never play.

Sure, George. You can have the rights to the stuff that's not gonna sell."
-Fox
------

"Oh, God...what have I done?"
-Fox

"I'm a slave!"
-George Lucas, billionaire

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (q80AH)

122 119
Squaw Liz: On this day pale faces come to take away my people's land and give us diseases. This sad day for us Injuns. Today this squaw will offer free pizza to any fellow Injun who was oppressed by pale face Columbus.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:28 AM (W/gIX)


Here dear, have a nice blanket and go relax for a bit.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (cD09y)

123 119



Squaw Liz: On this day pale faces come to take away my people's land and give us diseases. This sad day for us Injuns. Today this squaw will offer free pizza to any fellow Injun who was oppressed by pale face Columbus.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:28 AM (W/gIX)

reparoni pizza

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)

124 28 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV
______________

The fact that he's a heavy smoker, and refused to stop even after the first round of cancer years ago, probably doesn't help.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (k4dH2)

125 The wildfires will continue as scheduled.

Posted by: klaftern at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (RuIsu)

126 Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Don't know about std's. Do know they are responsible for the rise in medieval diseases.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (TyVba)

127 >>Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?


Tinder. For real.

With a big assist from the culture destroyers who made apps like Tinder acceptable in the first place.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (bDqIh)

128 Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?

Not so much..
most increases in STDs are in the men-who-have-sex-with-men cohort and the black community.

Link to CDC report: https://tinyurl.com/ycluhsg3

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (lWCRE)

129 I think NATO has pretty well outlived its usefulness."

April 5, 1949...

Morning, y'all! Neeeed coffeve bad. Lots done over the weekend, including moar car (cute SUV) shopping for ms...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (6qErC)

130 105 Speaking of Cynthia Ann Parker and The Joker write-ups above, interesting that the trajectory of John Wayne's character in The Searchers ends in redemption rather than giving over to evil - and then he removes himself from society, while the new "hero" goes down the path of destruction and contributing to further mayhem. A reflection on where the country has gone in the last 60 years?

Posted by: rammajamma at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (SwWMX)

131 If the United States is attacked, how many NATO partners will come to its defense? How many could come to its defense?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:25 AM (7rVsF)


Have they even restocked their munitions that Slick had them drop on Orthodox Christians in Bosnia and Kosovo? Oh and blowing up the Chinese embassy in Belgrade with a "smart missile" was another nice touch by Commander in Chief Jethro Bodine Clenis.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (y7DUB)

132 On this Indigenous People Day, I would like to remember the indigenous peoples of Anatolia and Marmara who were violently driven from their homeland by Turkic invaders in the 13th century.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (NH9pa)

133 Not so much..
most increases in STDs are in the men-who-have-sex-with-men cohort and the black community.



Biology is homophobic and racist!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (oVJmc)

134 NATO is like FDIC insurance...

great on paper
useless should it ever be needed.

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (lWCRE)

135 The Age of the Falling Masks is really quite something to live through.

Although, with the French Davidians, it's more like The Girlish Flinging of Masks.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (u//oP)

136 126 Anyone dare to ask if the rise in STDs may be related to the illegal aliens pouring over the southern border?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot


Don't know about std's. Do know they are responsible for the rise in medieval diseases.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 08:30 AM (TyVba)

Carrying the plagues Americans will not carry.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (JFO2v)

137 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV
======

Fuck you!

Posted by: Valerie Bertenelli at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (vg8iE)

138 Trump has again obeyed Putin and thrown our allies the Kurds under the bus
Really JJ is this what you also think shoukd be done ?

Posted by: Kurt at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (wp1MP)

139
Cher is more Armenian than anything else. Maybe ask her opinion about Turkey.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (7rVsF)

140 Posted by: Augustine at October 14, 2019 08:22 AM (BDZWU)

CBD posted that Taibbi article yesterday, thanks to me.

Posted by: clutch at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (uk+1l)

141 The fact that he's a heavy smoker, and refused to stop even after the first round of cancer years ago, probably doesn't help.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:29 AM (k4dH2)


A metal guitar pick in the mouth vs. chainsmoking for decades?

Go with the metal pick, right? Good thing he didn't have braces as a kid.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (cD09y)

142 Who invited the troll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (cEsBM)

143 Troll, you are a sad and stupid moron. In the truest sense of the words.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (JoUsr)

144 You know what really "shoukd" be done, Kurt? That paying customer behind the Wal-Mart dumpster.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:34 AM (u//oP)

145 Cher is more Armenian than anything else. Maybe ask her opinion about Turkey.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (7rVsF)



She likes it with mashed potatoes and gravy

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:34 AM (14txV)

146 144 You know what really "shoukd" be done, Kurt? That paying customer behind the Wal-Mart dumpster.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:34 AM (u//oP)

=========

I'm just waiting for Trump to start attacking fracking in order to keep oil prices up in the service of his master Putin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (q80AH)

147 142 Who invited the troll?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (cEsBM)

I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)

148
Sure, Trump takes orders from the leader a tumbledown ruin of a country whose main exports are extractables and second-rate military equipment.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (7rVsF)

149 Ah. More wheying in from the far left...

and unrelated,

"Posted by: Valerie Bertenelli"

*sigh*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (6qErC)

150 137 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV
======

Fuck you!
Posted by: Valerie Bertenelli at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (vg8iE)

No thanks Prolly HPV

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

151 I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)

Obviously the Devil?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (cEsBM)

152 Cher is more Armenian than anything else. Maybe ask her opinion about Turkey.

Half-Breed ! That all she ever heard...

Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (lWCRE)

153 @PolishPatriotTM

Wow! ABC News is trying to pass gun range videos as combat footage from Syria.

https://tinyurl.com/y5s4f6ud

Scroll down about 3 in the thread...he has the source video of the gun range footage.

Posted by: Tami - WTF CARDS!!! at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (cF8AT)

154 138 Posted by: Kurt at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (wp1MP)


Like economics, history, the Constitution and everything else, you really are a dolt on geopolitics, aren't you?

The Kurds are not an ally in that a) they are a stateless people and b) were hired proxy guns to deal with ISIS - a wholly owned creation of Obama and company.

Plus, by extricating out of an area that has ZERO geopolitical importance to our national security, he lets four of our enemies go at each other while eating four scoops of OrangeManBad sherbet.

Now go down to the West Side Highway and start puckering your mouth and gaping your anus like a good little Lefty stooge, m'kay?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (zBaqJ)

155 Biology is homophobic and racist!"

"don't know much about ..."

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (6qErC)

156 81 NATO's one and only threat no longer exists. It
needs to be dissolved and done away with which is most likely going to
be impossible because it was created by actual treaties and I don't
think an exit ramp was built into it.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 14, 2019 08:19 AM (JUOKG)

president's in both parties have ended treaties just by saying we are out. Obama started that and Trump gladly followed along. Specific to NATO

The North Atlantic Treaty
(that creates the NATO Alliance) Expires after 20 years but is self
renewing unless a signatory provides notice of denunciation in which
case that signatory would exit after one year. (Article 13)

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (mpXpK)

157 Is the UN still supposed to run out of money this month?

Posted by: lin-duh at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (+Q9b4)

158 Who invited the troll?

Posted by: Nevergiveup
________

Sorry I'm late. What'd I miss?

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (NH9pa)

159 "Inventing the Troll" sounds like a Gentle Giant bootleg.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (u//oP)

160 151 I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)

Obviously the Devil?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (cEsBM)

Satan is far more subtle, and has more class.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (cD09y)

161 Ironic that the open borders crowd are the same people who want to erase Columbus & the first foreigners to come to America.
_______________

Migration is good.

Except when it's done by people we don't like.

Posted by: The Left at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (k4dH2)

162 138 Trump has again obeyed Putin and thrown our allies the Kurds under the bus
Really JJ is this what you also think shoukd be done ?
Posted by: Kurt at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (wp1MP)

Kurt JJ is off today as he is crypto-jew holiday observant.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (JFO2v)

163 150 137 Eddie Van Halen still has throat cancer

https://tinyurl.com/y5bufbys
Posted by: McCool at October 14, 2019 07:41 AM (lWCRE)

prolly HPV
======

Fuck you!
Posted by: Valerie Bertenelli at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (vg8iE)

No thanks Prolly HPV
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (JFO2v)

Back in the mid 80s? I'd have taken that chance.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (7HtZB)

164 160 I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)

Obviously the Devil?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:36 AM (cEsBM)

Satan is far more subtle, and has more class.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (cD09y)

=========

It was Screwtape and his nephew.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (q80AH)

165 I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)


Irritating pests have always been in our midst. Take my brother. Please!!

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:38 AM (y7DUB)

166
A metal guitar pick in the mouth vs. chainsmoking for decades?

Go with the metal pick, right? Good thing he didn't have braces as a kid.

--

What would AoS be without arguments? His condition was probably a combo of bad things. Metal picks, heavy smoking, maybe hpv. Who knows. Nobody, that's who. But regardless, let's argue about it, or at the very least, be snide.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:38 AM (JoUsr)

167 142 Who invited the troll?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:33 AM (cEsBM)

The old chicken or egg??

Did the troll live where the bridge was built? Did he move there after it was constructed?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:38 AM (JFO2v)

168 160 I read that as who invented the troll. Interesting question, as it pre-dated the internet.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:35 AM (cD09y)

I think maybe Sauron invented trolls.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:38 AM (7HtZB)

169 Although, with the French Davidians, it's more like The Girlish Flinging of Masks.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:31 AM (u//oP)

Our secret weapon in all this is the degree of invincibility and invulnerability the oligarchs feel after so many years of media protection. The media have been their praetorian guard for decades. As the media is unmasked, the empire's defenses begin to fail. But they still believe they are invulnerable.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:39 AM (H8QX8)

170 Fuck you!
Posted by: Valerie Bertenelli
_____________

I saw her on a rerun of some kid cooking show the other day. She has gotten fat again. I wonder if that voids her Jenny Craig contract?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:39 AM (k4dH2)

171 Cher is more Armenian than anything else. Maybe ask her opinion about Turkey.

Half-Breed ! That all she ever heard...

--

And here I thought she was a gypsy, a tramp or a thief....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:39 AM (JoUsr)

172 Back in the mid 80s? I'd have taken that chance."

'bout 10 years ago... wowzers.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

173 rerun of some kid cooking show"

Really? How'd they prepare them? Fatten 'em up first or something?

/heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (6qErC)

174 She was born in the wagon of a travellin' show
Her mama had to dance for the money they'd throw

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (u//oP)

175 163 Back in the mid 80s? I'd have taken that chance.
Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:37 AM (7HtZB)

I am sure I did her a few times when she was on TC in the 70s. Mom always wonder why I had to go to the bathroom during commercials.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (JFO2v)

176
I saw her on a rerun of some kid cooking show the other day. She has gotten fat again. I wonder if that voids her Jenny Craig contract?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:39 AM (k4dH2)


Like Kirstie Alley? Today, the B-List actress is:

[ ] Fat
[ ] Not fat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (7rVsF)

177 172 Back in the mid 80s? I'd have taken that chance."

'bout 10 years ago... wowzers.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:40 AM (6qErC)

Right, I forgot about "Hot in Cleveland."

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (7HtZB)

178 The Kurds are not an ally in that a) they are a stateless people and b) were hired proxy guns to deal with ISIS - a wholly owned creation of Obama and company.


Well not really. The Kurds as pseudo Allies existed long before Fredo. They are an unfortunate people condemned to live in a nasty neighborhood. Since everyone in the neighborhood hates them, and they hate them right back, they have always been a thorn in the side of the Syrians, Iraqies, Turks, and Iranians thus making them an Allie of the US and the West by virtue of "The enemy of my enemy is my Friend"
It's a complicated world

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (cEsBM)

179 176
I saw her on a rerun of some kid cooking show the other day. She has gotten fat again. I wonder if that voids her Jenny Craig contract?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:39 AM (k4dH2)

Like Kirstie Alley? Today, the B-List actress is:

[ ] Fat
[ ] Not fat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:41 AM (7rVsF)

Are you ladies gonna eat that sandwich?

Posted by: Ana Navarro at October 14, 2019 08:43 AM (cD09y)

180 I was 16 he was 21
we went to memphis
papa would have shot him if he knew what hed done

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:43 AM (JFO2v)

181 173 rerun of some kid cooking show"

Really? How'd they prepare them? Fatten 'em up first or something?
______________

Sadly, they weren't cooking the kids. The kids were doing the cooking. And not terribly well either.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (k4dH2)

182
I think Cher invented the Indian thing to obscure her white-trash roots. And, man, are they trashy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (7rVsF)

183 Hey, Kurtie, if you got all this dirt on Trump being the devoted slave of Putin, why didn't you give it to Mueller? Why not blow Adam Schiff's whistle?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (oVJmc)

184 Yes Kirstie Alley is fat again. But not as fat as she had become before/.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (mpXpK)

185 "The enemy of my enemy is my Friend"

Ah. So we're there because of 2nd grade school yard thought...

Ces't la vie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)

186 Like Kirstie Alley? Today, the B-List actress is:

[ ] Fat
[ ] Not fat

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Valerie Bertenelli? Don't care.
Would hit that harder than Thor's hammer.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (TyVba)

187 Happy Columbus Day, the one day you get to hear your lefty friends demonize Spanish-speaking immigrants.

Or if you insist on celebrating "Indigenous People's Day," perhaps you can draw your attention to the current demographic trends of Western Europe and what it means for the indigenous peoples there.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 08:45 AM (N4xQB)

188 Valerie Bertenelli? Don't care.
Would hit that harder than Thor's hammer.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (TyVba)

In order to get her, you'll need to be able to do that thing with your fingers like Eddie does.

Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:45 AM (cD09y)

189 Well I have to go Morons.

Posted by: Vic at October 14, 2019 08:45 AM (mpXpK)

190 BOOM 10/14/1947

Thanks Chuck and brave first astronauts.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:46 AM (JFO2v)

191 Posted by: Kurt at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (wp1MP)

Your concern for the "our allies the Kurds" is so heartfelt. You must really cry at night for the Iranian young people begging for Obama's help during the Green revolution of 2010. And the Coptics and others he sold out during the "Egyptian Spring." And of course our own people he left to die in Benghazi while he flew off to a fundraiser with Beyoncé.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:47 AM (H8QX8)

192 190 BOOM 10/14/1947

Thanks Chuck and brave first astronauts.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:46 AM (JFO2v)

========

They had the right stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:47 AM (q80AH)

193 187 Happy Columbus Day, the one day you get to hear your lefty friends demonize Spanish-speaking immigrants.

Or if you insist on celebrating "Indigenous People's Day," perhaps you can draw your attention to the current demographic trends of Western Europe and what it means for the indigenous peoples there.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 08:45 AM (N4xQB)

Why rename it? Real protest would be to cancel it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (JFO2v)

194 Antifa activist death in Portland. Three Antifa dudes leaving an Antifa-friendly bar right by the state's Democrat HQ are hit by a car, one of them seriously injured. The other two open fire on the car, the driver crashes and runs away. . .

https://tinyurl.com/y5oltqry

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (bDqIh)

195 the one day you get to hear your lefty friends demonize Spanish-speaking immigrants."

Related here some time back my fun at doing just that (pointing out that said immigrants were bad. And Spanish) at a group of folk in NoVa - the end result was the same, tho - I was "rayciss"

I pointed. And Laughed.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (6qErC)

196
"Today marks a tragic anniversary of the rape of the sound barrier by a white, cishet male." - Associate Professor of Womyns Studies, somewhere State U.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (7rVsF)

197 Or if you insist on celebrating "Indigenous People's Day," perhaps you can draw your attention to the current demographic trends of Western Europe and what it means for the indigenous peoples there.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter
_________

This is the most poignant song EVER!!

https://tinyurl.com/qhkh37f

Posted by: WaterCow at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (NH9pa)

198 188 Valerie Bertenelli? Don't care.
Would hit that harder than Thor's hammer.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (TyVba)

In order to get her, you'll need to be able to do that thing with your fingers like Eddie does.
Posted by: Roy at October 14, 2019 08:45 AM (cD09y)

Roy I believe the earlier consensus was tongue.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:49 AM (JFO2v)

199 What would AoS be without arguments? His condition was probably a combo of bad things. Metal picks, heavy smoking, maybe hpv. Who knows. Nobody, that's who. But regardless, let's argue about it, or at the very least, be snide.
_____________

I don't pretend to know what caused Eddie's cancer, but I do remember seeing Valerie Bertinelli on the Larry King show years ago, and she was angry at him for refusing to quit smoking after he lost 1/3 of his tongue to cancer in the first round.

Read earlier today that he's been going to Germany for cancer treatments. Farrah Fawcett did the same. It didn't turn out too well for her. Hope Eddie has better luck.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 08:49 AM (k4dH2)

200 196
"Today marks a tragic anniversary of the rape of the sound barrier by a white, cishet male." - Associate Professor of Womyns Studies, somewhere State U.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (7rVsF)

=========

Airplanes are the result of PIV rape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:49 AM (q80AH)

201 PSA Smith and Wesson is having 50 dollar rebate on selected pistols. Shield 9 mm for net 220.

Posted by: Agitator at October 14, 2019 08:49 AM (VP1T8)

202 Weren't the blackouts supposed to have prevented wildfires?

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (7HtZB)


Hard to accomplish when someone dumps burning trash by the road.

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 08:50 AM (QTm+F)

203 194 GAF meter pegged at zero.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 14, 2019 08:50 AM (SwWMX)

204 194

please be illegals!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:50 AM (JFO2v)

205 202 Weren't the blackouts supposed to have prevented wildfires?

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:23 AM (7HtZB)


Hard to accomplish when someone dumps burning trash by the road.
Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 08:50 AM (QTm+F)

========

Let he who has not sinned cast the first bunch of burning trash from his truck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:50 AM (q80AH)

206 Totally off-topic -

This weekend I started watching "Titans" on DC Universe streaming and guess what? It's a really cool show. I'm only a few episodes in, but so far, no SJW, no homo....very character driven - kind of a cross between X-Files and Teen Titans. I recommend it, if you are so inclined. BUT - it's very violent with a liberal sprinkling of bad language - def not a kids' show.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at October 14, 2019 08:51 AM (vg8iE)

207 I have a copy of a speech my Italian immigrant great-grandfather, a prominent attorney, gave several times on Columbus Days of long ago, before it became a Terribly Problematic Holiday Celebrated only by Deplorables. It's quite moving once you get past the stilted early-20th Century speechifying rhetoric.

Nobody pretended that Columbus "discovered" America, or that everyone prior to Columbus thought the world was round. It was all about following in the footsteps of Columbus, making a dangerous ocean crossing to the New World, being the "New Columbuses."

And the speech was very, very adamant on the importance of immigrants assimilating and learning the language, pronto. This was of the utmost priority.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:51 AM (u//oP)

208 So, this is the way American Civilization ends, not with a bang, but merely a whimper from the GOPe?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:51 AM (BiNEL)

209 Glad to see Poland will be remaining one of the non-Islamic parts of Europe. The AP article I was reading claimed that Poland's government is notorious for "attacks on LGBT and Western values."

The takeaway from that is that "LGBT values" are now the only thing the West really stands for and is willing to export.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 08:52 AM (N4xQB)

210 "an Antifa-friendly bar"

Now there's a stellar business plan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (u//oP)

211 That refuse company is history - wonder what the knock on effects of that will be.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (SwWMX)

212 Interesting that the MSM is not outraged over Antifa activists carrying weapons for self-defense while drinking at a Portland bar in the early hours of the morning. You would expect that to be a major story in and of itself, since armed political activists are ipso facto the most dangerous people on the planet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (NVYyb)

213 Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:48 AM (bDqIh)

Your article mentioned that Pro-fa was anti-fascist every other sentence. What color shirts did Mussolini's goons wear? Guardian's gotta do what it must I guess, then beg me for money at the end of the story.

Posted by: clutch at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (uk+1l)

214 209 Glad to see Poland will be remaining one of the non-Islamic parts of Europe. The AP article I was reading claimed that Poland's government is notorious for "attacks on LGBT and Western values."

The takeaway from that is that "LGBT values" are now the only thing the West really stands for and is willing to export.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 08:52 AM (N4xQB)

Poland saved the West twice before, once at Vienna in 1683 and then again on the Vistula in 1920.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (7HtZB)

215 The takeaway from that is that "LGBT values" are now the only thing the West really stands for"

"Stand, Men of The West, and...

er, wat?"



Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (6qErC)

216 It's that time of year again when we will get an ALL
CAPS SCREECHY SCREED from Cher about what bad, bad people we are for
coming to America and forcing the injuns back. She'll, of course, say
all that high atop her mansion perch in CA....

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)


She is an oppressed Injun because of Columbus so she married an Italian?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 08:54 AM (14txV)

217 "Despicable. Probably look the same because the CIA was involved with some of those, too? See: Ukraine." Posted by: Lizzy

good observation

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 08:54 AM (Cus5s)

218 What would AoS be without arguments? His condition was probably a combo of bad things. Metal picks, heavy smoking, maybe hpv. Who knows. Nobody, that's who. But regardless, let's argue about it, or at the very least, be snide.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:38 AM (JoUsr)


I'll say something unsnide. I missed out on most of the Van Halen hoopla initially. But one evening I was taking my dog, Teddy, to the park in my car on a Sunday when kollidge radio stations are playing international dogshit and homo show tunes, so I had it on a classic crock station. This blown out live extended guitar intro came on that was just fascinating in its dexterity and using blown out skronky amp sounds to create something extremely inventive. Teddy was getting impatient but I told him to cool his jets. Finally it broke into "You Really Got Me" and by Roth's vocals I knew it was Eddie.

I've tried finding that cut on Spotify but everything is at least somewhat different. It's hard to believe that some generic run of the mill station would have something unique but who knows.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:55 AM (y7DUB)

219 BIDEN 2020: Pop Tarts, Pop Tarts, YAY, POP TARTS!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 08:55 AM (oVJmc)

220 once at Vienna in 1683"

Zero Four Hundred Hours, September 11, 1683.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (6qErC)

221 Everyone in Hollywood thought Star Wars was going to tank before it was released.

My favorite moment in cinematic history was when young Luke first turns on the light-saber. My second favorite is watching Qui-Gon Jinn sink his light-saber to the hilt in that 3-ft-thick blast door.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

222 216 It's that time of year again when we will get an ALL
CAPS SCREECHY SCREED from Cher..
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 08:16 AM (JoUsr)

...from her Malibu estate. Let's not forget the conditions of privation and political persecution she bravely labors under.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (H8QX8)

223 Schiff, by saying he may not need the actual testimony, has just given us the biggest "tell" of the entire operation. This was SUPPOSED to be a redo of Watergate, with an unknown "Deep Throat" who's identity wasn't going to be released for 30 years, and all the innuendo was going to lead to impeachment.

But now we already know that the WB was Ciamarella, that he was a Joe Biden Operative, and suddenly he's realized that if he testifies, he'll be confessing under oath to having committed several felonies involving classified information. So I have no doubt that his lawyers have strongly advised him to Plead the Fifth on *any* more questions involving this matter.

And now Schiff is stuck - he's got a huge national campaign going based on this, and his star "witness" has just turned his back on him and walked out. Everything from here on out is just scrambling to cover an operation that has collapsed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

224 Water Cow, thank you for the video. Poignant, indeed.

Posted by: creeper at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (JKTNb)

225 185 "The enemy of my enemy is my Friend"

Ah. So we're there because of 2nd grade school yard thought...

Ces't la vie...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:44 AM (6qErC)


I think the Lord Palmerston addendum is as follows:

The enemy of our enemy is our friend, but only so long as that suits our eternal and perpetual interests!

But that's not who "we" are...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (BiNEL)

226 I am pretty sure Braun Research is the morons who Meagain Kelly went to why they didn't give Trump Pa. in 2016 & thus declare him the winner. Guy was a rich scumbag. a Bigtime Liberal pollster guy in Pa. said long before that Trump had won Pa.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (BqBId)

227 I own a bar, all my customers are wearing masks and carrying brass knuckles and shit, they're known to be violent anti-authority types...no problems on the horizon as far as I can see. I think I'll call my bar "The Black Mask." No, that might sound rayciss. Any suggestions? The Smashed Window?



Posted by: Stupid AntiFa Bar Owner at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (u//oP)

228 221 Everyone in Hollywood thought Star Wars was going to tank before it was released.

My favorite moment in cinematic history was when young Luke first turns on the light-saber. My second favorite is watching Qui-Gon Jinn sink his light-saber to the hilt in that 3-ft-thick blast door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

==========

I love Charles Foster Kane dancing with the girls in the publishing office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (q80AH)

229 210 "an Antifa-friendly bar"

Now there's a stellar business plan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 08:53 AM (u//oP)

Cider Riot

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 08:57 AM (JFO2v)

230 228 221 Everyone in Hollywood thought Star Wars was going to tank before it was released.

My favorite moment in cinematic history was when young Luke first turns on the light-saber. My second favorite is watching Qui-Gon Jinn sink his light-saber to the hilt in that 3-ft-thick blast door.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (HaL55)

==========

I love Charles Foster Kane dancing with the girls in the publishing office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (q80AH)

Before Darth Vader force-choked them all to death.

Posted by: josephistan at October 14, 2019 08:57 AM (7HtZB)

231 I love Charles Foster Kane dancing with the girls in the publishing office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (q80AH)

I like it when he's told by his accountant that he's losing a million dollars a year and cheerfully replies, "we've got 30 more years."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:58 AM (H8QX8)

232 223 And now Schiff is stuck - he's got a huge national campaign going based on this, and his star "witness" has just turned his back on him and walked out. Everything from here on out is just scrambling to cover an operation that has collapsed.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)

==========

I've seen it asserted that Democrats have had articles of impeachment written for two years, and they're just waiting for the right moment to let them loose.

If that were the case, would we be seeing this shit show from Schiff? He's trying to manufacture crimes worthy of articles of impeachment.

Democrats have wanted impeachment, but they've never really known how to make it happen. It's fascinating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:58 AM (q80AH)

233 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
29s
IRANIAN PRESIDENT ROUHANI SAYS EUROPEAN PARTIES TO 2015 NUCLEAR DEAL HAVE FAILED TO FULFIL THEIR OBLIGATIONS

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 08:58 AM (BqBId)

234 >> "an Antifa-friendly bar"

Now there's a stellar business plan.


Well, it's Portland, OR, and it's right by the Democrat party HQ, so. . . business is probably pretty good.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 08:59 AM (bDqIh)

235 Before Darth Vader force-choked them all to death."

"Roseb....aaaaaak"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 08:59 AM (6qErC)

236 231 I love Charles Foster Kane dancing with the girls in the publishing office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (q80AH)

I like it when he's told by his accountant that he's losing a million dollars a year and cheerfully replies, "we've got 30 more years."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 08:58 AM (H8QX

============

And Welles sells the brashness because that's exactly who he was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:59 AM (q80AH)

237 on the troops in Syria thing, the LI link has a long comment a little ways down, that (imo) details some of the different sides of the kurds. He thinks we could arm the good kurds, let the Truks fight the bad kurds.


He takes Trump to task for saying we don't have troops in Syria, instead of saying we don't have them in the part Turkey is engaging (except the ones that got bracketed?) ... but imo Trump has to dumb it down for the average citizen ... and we may be leaning toward getting out of all of Syria.


Erdogan may close his border to the invading hordes, but other parts will keep invading till Europe decides it wants to survive, or until they send troops into Brussels to kill of the Eurocrats, the real enemy.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 08:59 AM (Cus5s)

238
My favorite moment in cinematic history was when young Luke first turns on the light-saber. My second favorite is watching Qui-Gon Jinn sink his light-saber to the hilt in that 3-ft-thick blast door.



My favorite is all the kissing between brother and sister.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 09:00 AM (oVJmc)

239 And as to Schiff and the quid pro quo issue - of course there has to be one to justify action, otherwise this is just criminalizing "HE SAID MEAN THINGS!!!" But there isn't one, and he knows it. So now the House Dems are moving to Fredo Cuomo's stated position, that Impeachment was never meant to be just about "real crimes", it was mainly meant to deal with Political Crimes. (his words exactly)

And what are "political crimes"? Saying Mean Things about Democrats, obviously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

240 >>I've seen it asserted that Democrats have had articles of impeachment written for two years, and they're just waiting for the right moment to let them loose.


Well, they've already voted on them three times, so yeah, they were probably written in November 2016 Mad Libs style so that they can fill in their cause for impeachment as needed. Probably have a macro for easy updating.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:01 AM (bDqIh)

241 Watching the Nicholas Brothers dancing in Stormy Weather is an outstanding movie moment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:01 AM (NVYyb)

242 239 And as to Schiff and the quid pro quo issue - of course there has to be one to justify action, otherwise this is just criminalizing "HE SAID MEAN THINGS!!!" But there isn't one, and he knows it. So now the House Dems are moving to Fredo Cuomo's stated position, that Impeachment was never meant to be just about "real crimes", it was mainly meant to deal with Political Crimes. (his words exactly)

And what are "political crimes"? Saying Mean Things about Democrats, obviously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:00 AM (V2Yro)

============

Article 10 of the Johnson Impeachment:

"Making three speeches with intent to 'attempt to bring into disgrace, ridicule, hatred, contempt and reproach, the Congress of the United States'."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:01 AM (q80AH)

243 Poland saved the West twice before, once at Vienna in 1683 and then again on the Vistula in 1920.

Posted by: josephistan
________

They also get credit for a huge assist, 1980-1991.

Posted by: FireHorse at October 14, 2019 09:02 AM (NH9pa)

244 And what are "political crimes"? Saying Mean Things about Democrats, obviously."

Still waiting for the whistleblowing and the IM PEACH PIE FOADDY... whatever.

Could use some peach pie, too...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:02 AM (6qErC)

245 No, Brayden, you cannot "barter" me a Guy Fawkes mask for that appletini. I will, however, accept that one-million-Venezuelan dollar bank note.

Posted by: Stupid AntiFa Bar Owner at October 14, 2019 09:02 AM (u//oP)

246 So, this is the way American Civilization ends, not with a bang, but merely a whimper from the GOPe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 08:51 AM (BiNEL)


Probably. I've given up on those turds for anything other than selling the country out.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:02 AM (y7DUB)

247 Slow day in my Office
Slow News Day
All Navy Offices closed

1/2 my patients are my family today.

Sigh I should have stayed in bed

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 09:02 AM (cEsBM)

248 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Happy Columbus Day!
*******
Trollin Trollin Trollin

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 09:03 AM (BqBId)

249 And now Schiff is stuck - he's got a huge national campaign going based
on this, and his star "witness" has just turned his back on him and
walked out. Everything from here on out is just scrambling to cover an
operation that has collapsed.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 08:56 AM (V2Yro)


It collapsed the instant PDJT released the call transcript.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:03 AM (NVYyb)

250 Democrats have had articles of impeachment written for two years"

Four.

"Trump is running? Ok, write some shiite up" /the DNC

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:03 AM (6qErC)

251 "an Antifa-friendly bar"

Now there's a stellar business plan.

Posted by: Guy Smiley


That allows customers with impulse control issues to carry firearms.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 09:03 AM (TyVba)

252 248 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
Happy Columbus Day!

Why thank you, Mr. President! E' su, Buongiorno.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 09:04 AM (u//oP)

253 238 Peebs

It aint incest if she is really hot!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 09:04 AM (JFO2v)

254 I'm attacking Turkey today,an indigenous one..Happy
Canuck TDay,pass the corn pop!

You Yanks get sloppy seconds at the end of NOV!!!

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (5IHGB)

255 Trump has again obeyed Putin and thrown our allies the Kurds under the bus

Really JJ is this what you also think shoukd be done ?

Posted by: Kurt at October 14, 2019 08:32 AM (wp1MP)


First, getting out of Syria is not just something that Putin might want, but something a lot of Americans want. (BTW, we are NOT "getting out of Syria" atm.) Just because the crack dealer down the street likes chocolate cake does NOT mean we then have to give up chocolate cake.

- Second, "our allies the Kurds" is a bit ... Pollyanish. Some portions of them are our allies, yes. Some other portions are actual terrorists bombing malls in Turkey (though I haven't heard news about that in the last few years). And there's a big chunk in-between. Our alliance with the Kurds is based *entirely* on an alignment of goals where defeating Saddam and folks like AQ and IS is concerned. While there is a lot of noise made over them being much better than the other jerks in the ME, they are not an uniform bunch, and their values are not (in the main) ours.
- Third, no one ever promised them we would give them independence. And, in Syria, we weren't even there to protect them (though 'mission creep' changed that some). We were there to kill IS, ostensibly. Again, our goals happened to align, as IS had flooded into Kurdish territory in Iraq and Syria.
- Fourth, if JJ believes we should get out, then let him explain his position and you can argue with the reasoning involved, not with some strawman about "Putin is happy!"

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (QTm+F)

256 >>"an Antifa-friendly bar"


Do they serve Arran's Loch Earn on tap?

Posted by: Bagpipe Bill B at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (Pzzpr)

257 It aint incest if she is really hot!"

Cut. Jib. Pr0n?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (6qErC)

258 It collapsed the instant PDJT released the call transcript.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:03 AM (NVYyb)

Does the "blower" actually exist?

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (X/Pw5)

259 Lois Lerner's treatment was when I fully realized
the complicity of the GOP in the tyranny of the administrative state.
Any cheerleaders for that dogshit party need to permanently STFU.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 07:43 AM (y7DUB)


Absolutely, but it was a helluva clarifying moment too when we realized she was acting on request.

From John McVain (spit!).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:06 AM (NVYyb)

260 Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (QTm+F)

Pretty good summary.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 09:07 AM (cEsBM)

261 I don't pretend to know what caused Eddie's cancer, but I do remember seeing Valerie Bertinelli on the Larry King show years ago, and she was angry at him for refusing to quit smoking after he lost 1/3 of his tongue to cancer in the first round.

--

I've heard her say that too. Actually, I think it was the nail in the coffin for her marriage to him when he refused to quit smoking after that diagnosis. She'd had enough.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 09:07 AM (JoUsr)

262 Democrats have wanted impeachment, but they've never really known how to make it happen. It's fascinating.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 08:58 AM (q80AH)


Did anyone watch Life, Liberty and Levin last night? It was supposed to be just Ol' Yeller talking calmly about how the Democrats are perverting the rules of impeachment. YouTube has been fucking around with people posting the shows so I haven't checked there.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

263 Glenn Greenwald and Matt Taibbi on the right side of the impeachment question.

Up is down, black is white, hot is cold...

Posted by: Guy Smiley at October 14, 2019 09:08 AM (u//oP)

264 Antifa activist death in Portland. Three Antifa dudes leaving an Antifa-friendly bar right by the state's Democrat HQ are hit by a car, one of them seriously injured. The other two open fire on the car, the driver crashes and runs away. . .

The driver was Georgie Porgie ?

Posted by: JT at October 14, 2019 09:08 AM (arJlL)

265 ^^^ "HPV causes 80% of throat cancers "

The other 20% is from MYSTERY MEAT !!!


stop ETON old sausage.

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 09:09 AM (5IHGB)

266 >>Does the "blower" actually exist?

Sounds like Schiff was running his own intelligence op with NSC employees in Trump's WH? They were feeding him info on what Trump was doing, and he hired a few of them after they left the WH. It's really sketchy.

Sounds like it might be a composite "whistleblower" if not a legit individual whistleblower??

There's more here left to be uncovered, but it doesn't look good for Schiff. Having a CIA employee on the NSC leak intel to Schiff to own Trump is still espionage, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)

267 Boy, California is busy these days.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:09 AM (NVYyb)

268 From John McVain (spit!).
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:06 AM (NVYyb)


McCain's carcass deserves the Cromwell treatment in front of his fat slob daughter and whore homewrecking second wife.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:10 AM (y7DUB)

269 The way the Left plays the game and the Right plays the game are incommensurable. They play in different worlds. When Obama won, the Right rushed to pledge itself to cooperation. The day Trump won the Left's plot to destroy him went into motion.

Can we ever reconcile these two mindsets?

This is no longer a politically divided system unified under a mutual respect of laws, nation, ideas.

This is one ruthless power-driven movement at war against a weak, clueless and largely compromised class of politicians (lacking the guts and dynamism to even be classified as a movement).

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 09:10 AM (H8QX8)

270 You know Joey Choo Choo is serious when he gets that angry look on his face and he says "Period!".

I know I'm convinced.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:10 AM (ZLI7S)

271 - Fourth, if JJ believes we should get out, then let him explain his position and you can argue with the reasoning involved, not with some strawman about "Putin is happy!"

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I've never heard the simpleton actually argue a point with reasoning. It's usually drop a load and dash. Make its quota with its daily troll talking points and move on. You can't reason with it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 09:11 AM (JoUsr)

272 There's more here left to be uncovered, but it
doesn't look good for Schiff. Having a CIA employee on the NSC leak
intel to Schiff to own Trump is still espionage, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)


As I recall it, that's certainly how the Obama administration prosecuted many leakers, under the espionage statutes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:11 AM (NVYyb)

273 Does the "blower" actually exist?"

Of course not. Neither does the 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc...

PEACHPIE FOADDY FIAD!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:11 AM (6qErC)

274 Hunter was a paid consultant to MBNA at age 21?... nice gig

Posted by: Pliney at October 14, 2019 09:12 AM (nzKWW)

275 There's more here left to be uncovered, but it doesn't look good for Schiff. Having a CIA employee on the NSC leak intel to Schiff to own Trump is still espionage, right?

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:09 AM (bDqIh)


If you or I had done that to O'Barky, we'd already have been in a Leavenworth sub-basement cell with no sunlight for years.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:12 AM (BiNEL)

276 Make its quota with its daily troll talking points and move on. You can't reason with it.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 09:11 AM (JoUsr)


Wait, trolls have a quota and they get paid?


Reconsiders posting approach!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (BiNEL)

277 @223:

Pretty well what I think as well, Tom. But given the treasonous cowardice of the DOJ, which only prosecutes the political dissidents of the Deep State, why are they even worried? They may still roll out this CIA traitor and have him blather his sound and fury and pretend it's really, really important, but for whatever reason they are worried.

This nonsense was sloppy and rushed. Why that was is the only nagging question. When the communists have to put pressure of the GOPe cucks, you know that's weak sauce (thanks, particularly, for that link, JJ).

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (FDDEY)

278 One commercial and I've heard the word 'catheter' more times than I want to in my entire life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (oVJmc)

279 If you or I had done that to O'Barky, we'd already have been in a Leavenworth sub-basement cell with no sunlight for years."

Like the rodeo clown, then?

/

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (6qErC)

280 it's a subtle thing but soon people will run out of hotel shampoo and their anxiety levels will rise and they won't know why

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (8SMs1)

281 One commercial and I've heard the word 'catheter' more times than I want to in my entire life.

--

Right up there with vaginal mesh sling.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

282 You know Joey Choo Choo is serious when he gets that angry look on his face and he says "Period!".

I know I'm convinced.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:10 AM (ZLI7S)


The Delaware GOP has to be the largest collection of Rove level nitbrains to have never sent this bloviating retard to a landslide defeat. I can't believe people excuse such obvious ineptitude.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (y7DUB)

283 One commercial and I've heard the word 'catheter' more times than I want to in my entire life.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 14, 2019 09:14 AM (oVJmc)


Just be thankful there are no visuals!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (BiNEL)

284 Today is Columbus Day, but if you go by Google doodles, it's "Joseph Antoine Ferdinand Plateau's 218th birthday"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (N4xQB)

285 282 You know Joey Choo Choo is serious when he gets that angry look on his face and he says "Period!".

I know I'm convinced.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:10 AM (ZLI7S)

The Delaware GOP has to be the largest collection of Rove level nitbrains to have never sent this bloviating retard to a landslide defeat. I can't believe people excuse such obvious ineptitude.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (y7DUB)

==========

Is there a good state level GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (q80AH)

286 Every time you see the name "Hunter Biden" you should think it preceded by the word "junkie". It helps in understanding how outlandish his hiring was, for any so-called "job".


MBNA hired junkie Hunter Biden. Burisma put junkie Hunter Biden on their board. A company owned by the Chinese government entrusted $1.5 billion to junkie Hunter Biden, for investment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:16 AM (NVYyb)

287 The Delaware GOP has to be the largest collection of Rove level nitbrains"

Hey, we're Number One!

/VA GOP

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:16 AM (6qErC)

288 Is there a good state level GOP?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (q80AH)


Graft is an art best learned at the state level!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:17 AM (BiNEL)

289 If the "blower" was an actual person, their identity would've been leaked already.

Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2019 09:17 AM (X/Pw5)

290 "hired proxy guns to deal with ISIS - a wholly owned creation of Obama and company." JJ

that's a really galling part of the whole deal, isn't it? It circles back to leaving our men behind in Benghazi as well (more than four would have died if not for a few brave men disobeying the Hillary/Valerie decision to bury their mistakes.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 09:17 AM (Cus5s)

291 290 "hired proxy guns to deal with ISIS - a wholly owned creation of Obama and company." JJ

that's a really galling part of the whole deal, isn't it? It circles back to leaving our men behind in Benghazi as well (more than four would have died if not for a few brave men disobeying the Hillary/Valerie decision to bury their mistakes.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 09:17 AM (Cus5s)

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Pikers. Like they needed to hide their mistakes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:18 AM (q80AH)

292 If the "blower" was an actual person, their identity would've been leaked already."

Yep.

The only "blower" 'round there is DeWalt, Toro, or Fannie Fox 2.0...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 14, 2019 09:18 AM (6qErC)

293 Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:16 AM (NVYyb)

I like it, and I guess "Bad Conduct Navy Discharge" is too cumbersome to work in there!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:18 AM (BiNEL)

294 As the weather finally begins to cool off, for the Daywalkers who missed it, there was a fine tutorial on diagnosing and fixing thermostats on the ONT you may wish to save off for future needs.

HordeSourcing™ at its finest!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (DMUuz)

295 This is one ruthless power-driven movement at war against a weak,
clueless and largely compromised class of politicians (lacking the guts
and dynamism to even be classified as a movement).


"It is not enough to simply beat Trump. He must be destroyed thoroughly. His kind must not rise again."

- David Plouffe, TFG fellator, former WH advisor on 6-13-16.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (HaL55)

296 281 One commercial and I've heard the word 'catheter' more times than I want to in my entire life.

--

Right up there with vaginal mesh sling.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (JoUsr)

Is that the new bikini style in fashion?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (JFO2v)

297
They all laughed @ Christopher Columbus
When he said the world was round
They all laughed at Edison
When he recorded sound

But NOT A PEEP
When Schiff does the rounds............................

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (5IHGB)

298 9 If the "blower" was an actual person, their identity would've been leaked already.
Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2019 09:17 AM (X/Pw5)
*******
Eric Ciaramella is what diggers on Twitter say

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (BqBId)

299 Is there a good state level GOP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (q80AH)


Not Ohio. They obviously felt it was more important to replace Katshit with Atom Ant DeWine than to remove the odious stain of Sherrod "Restraining Order" Brown from the Senate after their pet weasel, Josh Mandel, dropped out of the race and kept all his campaign war chest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

300 Today is Columbus Day, but if you go by Google doodles, it's "Joseph Antoine Ferdinand Plateau's 218th birthday"

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (N4xQB)



Surprise they didn't go with Squaw Liz to celebrate Injun day

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 09:21 AM (P4Vxh)

301 World famous JJ thread!

I was here!


Wow. This does feel slightly cantankerous.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:22 AM (H6+Yp)

302 299 Is there a good state level GOP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:15 AM (q80AH)

Not Ohio. They obviously felt it was more important to replace Katshit with Atom Ant DeWine than to remove the odious stain of Sherrod "Restraining Order" Brown from the Senate after their pet weasel, Josh Mandel, dropped out of the race and kept all his campaign war chest.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

=========

SC's is kind of terrible, too. They can't get constitutional carry to pass no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:22 AM (q80AH)

303 Obama and other DeepState administrations prosecuted not just "leakers" but legit whistle blowers.

Expose DeepState real crime and get the full Flynn/Manafort/Stone treatment. But leak on Trump (even if it is lies) and get promoted, guaranteed worst punishment will be golden retirement package. (Loretta Lynch was sabotaging R campaigns going back the the 1990's)

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 09:22 AM (Cus5s)

304 HordeSourcing at its finest!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (DMUuz)


True, however, I do recommend that the "Get a bigger hammer!" solution is probably best ignored!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (BiNEL)

305 The DE GOP nominated Christine O'Donnell for a winnable Senate seat. Last year they nominated a guy that makes his own hand-painted signs for the state's one House seat. Yeah, they're pretty hopeless.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (N4xQB)

306 >>McCain's carcass deserves the Cromwell treatment in front of his fat slob daughter and whore homewrecking second wife.


Oh, that reminds me: GOPe connected Maricopa County Assessor arrested in AZ for illegal adoption ring, human trafficking. Friendly with Flake, McCain.

On Oct. 8, the Arizona Attorney General's Office announced Petersen had been indicted in an adoption fraud scheme that involves women from the Marshall Islands brought to the U.S. to give birth. Their babies then are adopted out to U.S. parents. . .

The Utah Attorney General Sean Reyes said Petersen recruited more than 40 pregnant women from the Marshall Islands over the past three years and transported them to Utah, where they were paid to give up their children for adoption in the U.S.
"The commercialization of children is illegal, and the commoditization of children is simply evil," he said.
Petersen is facing 11 felony charges in Utah related to human smuggling. . .

The U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of Arkansas detailed the activities of Petersen and his co-defendant there, Maki Takehisa. Authorities characterized their operation as a scheme to defraud and take advantage of Marshallese women and families to make quick money.

A 19-count indictment filed in U.S. District Court in the Western District of Arkansas charges Petersen and Takehisa with conspiracy to smuggle the women for private financial gain; aiding and abetting the smuggling; wire fraud; mail fraud; conspiracy to commit visa fraud; and conspiracy to commit money laundering.

https://tinyurl.com/y6reajaf

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (bDqIh)

307 If no one is prosecuted, I'll never vote again. I'll actively promote non voting. No wonder the Left has no fear. The right is infested with a level of cowardice not seen since the French in WWII. And make no mistake, the continued cowardice of the GOP NOW, is going to lead to a far worse conflict with a better armed enemy in the future.

The smart money is on the end of the republic. The end not just because the left wanted it so, but because the comfortable right felt they had too much to lose fighting for it. SHAME. May your Great grandchildren spit at your memory.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (Bf3hj)

308 Wow. This does feel slightly cantankerous.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:22 AM (H6+Yp)


Yesterday's book thread was like a Moron version of the Hatfields and McCoys.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (y7DUB)

309 Will Sqwaw Lieawatha be appropriating some righteous Indigenous Person anger today in a speachy talking to of whitey?


Magic 8 Ball says:

It is likely.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (H6+Yp)

310 Lois Lerner I mean, but Lynch probably was as well.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (Cus5s)

311 Josh Mandel, dropped out of the race and kept all his campaign war chest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)

=======

I know the state GOP was seriously angry at that move. His political career might be hard to restart.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (NVYyb)

312 "This nonsense was sloppy and rushed. Why that was is the only nagging question."

The Mueller Show flopped and they were running out of time. They threw something up fast and this hot mess is what we got.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (hLRSq)

313 304 HordeSourcing at its finest!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (DMUuz)

True, however, I do recommend that the "Get a bigger hammer!" solution is probably best ignored!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (BiNEL)

Slap a hot iron to it is best medical advice eva!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (JFO2v)

314 That "creature" who spit on that guy should have been down in the pavement within 2 seconds. When the hell are people going to stop this "turn the other cheek" nonsense? Yeah, I know, a rhetorical question. I need to go check my blood pressure.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (9YBqo)

315 303 Obama and other DeepState administrations prosecuted not just "leakers" but legit whistle blowers.

Expose DeepState real crime and get the full Flynn/Manafort/Stone treatment. But leak on Trump (even if it is lies) and get promoted, guaranteed worst punishment will be golden retirement package. (Loretta Lynch was sabotaging R campaigns going back the the 1990's)
Posted by: illiniwek at October 14, 2019 09:22 AM (Cus5s)


See: Walpin, Gerald. Americorps(e).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (zBaqJ)

316 https://tinyurl.com/y6reajaf

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (bDqIh)

Interesting in that Planned Infanticide could have parted them out and gotten federal dollars while doing so!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (BiNEL)

317 312 "This nonsense was sloppy and rushed. Why that was is the only nagging question."

The Mueller Show flopped and they were running out of time. They threw something up fast and this hot mess is what we got.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (hLRSq)

==========

How could they be running out of time?

Trump is historically unpopular and will be so easy to beat in 2020 that Democrats feel like they can nominate an actual crazy person to beat him.

I mean, unless they know they can't beat him in the general election, but that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (q80AH)

318 I hope I do not see someone gaping their anus on the side of any highway

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (ME7b2)

319 Yesterday's book thread was like a Moron version of the Hatfields and McCoys.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (y7DUB)


I've heard rumors about that thread.

'Most dangerous book club in America' were the words used to describe it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (H6+Yp)

320
David Plouffe, TFG fellator, former WH advisor on 6-13-16.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (HaL55)






Anyone with a last name like Plouffe just HAS to be a peter-puffer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (eXA4G)

321 True, however, I do recommend that the "Get a bigger hammer!" solution is probably best ignored!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (BiNEL)



Larry O'Donnell: STOP THE HAMMERING!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (P4Vxh)

322 314 That "creature" who spit on that guy should have been down in the pavement within 2 seconds. When the hell are people going to stop this "turn the other cheek" nonsense? Yeah, I know, a rhetorical question. I need to go check my blood pressure.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 09:25 AM (9YBqo)


Would be a real shame if the spitter came home to find his house burned to the ground... after being beaten up and mugged in an alleyway.

Yup. Damn shame.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (zBaqJ)

323 As the weather finally begins to cool off, for the Daywalkers who missed it, there was a fine tutorial on diagnosing and fixing thermostats on the ONT you may wish to save off for future needs.

HordeSourcing at its finest!
Posted by: Duncanthrax



What about for truck heaters that were working fine LAST MARCH???

Posted by: rickb223 at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (TyVba)

324 Remember...


If you support Open Borders,
You must support Columbus Day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)

325 >>How could they be running out of time?

>>Trump is historically unpopular and will be so easy to beat in 2020 that Democrats feel like they can nominate an actual crazy person to beat him.

>>I mean, unless they know they can't beat him in the general election, but that's just crazy talk.

If only something might happen before the election in 13 months.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

326 Josh Mandel, dropped out of the race and kept all his campaign war chest.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:20 AM (y7DUB)


Gee, I wonder who wrote the campaign finance laws...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (BiNEL)

327 324 Remember...


If you support Open Borders,
You must support Columbus Day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (cqNba)


Well, if there is no such thing as national sovereignty then Columbus was doing what comes naturally.

QED.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 14, 2019 09:28 AM (zBaqJ)

328 The U.S. Attorney's Office for the Western District of Arkansas
detailed the activities of Petersen and his co-defendant there, Maki
Takehisa. Authorities characterized their operation as a scheme to
defraud and take advantage of Marshallese women and families to make
quick money.


Gee, with all the planning that must have gone into this, and the logistics, and the up-front capital risked, wouldn't it have been easier to buy a Chem-Dry franchise? Or a Chik-Fil-A? Something legal and not insane.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:28 AM (NVYyb)

329 Anyone with a last name like Plouffe just HAS to be a peter-puffer.

His entire cabinet was a clown car filled with America-hating juggaloos on brown acid.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (HaL55)

330
True, however, I do recommend that the "Get a bigger hammer!" solution is probably best ignored!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at October 14, 2019 09:23 AM (BiNEL)






So we're talking computer repair now?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (eXA4G)

331 #124 the scolds are right about the effects of tobacco... whether inherent in the plant or the agriculture of it.

There's plenty of things lurking to kill you. No need for that too.

Posted by: torabora at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (8SMs1)

332 So some Brit paper says Hunter Biden is going to give an interview to ABC... Oh that's gonna be "hard" hitting....

Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (O2RFr)

333 Valerie Bertinelli divorced Eddie after he lost a third of his tongue.......Understandable ....but there is always "that other guy"

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (5IHGB)

334 325 If only something might happen before the election in 13 months.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)

=========

Nothing will happen!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (q80AH)

335 If only something might happen before the election in 13 months.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:27 AM (ZLI7S)


Oh, something will. You can count on that.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, Supporting mongoloid rights! at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (NVYyb)

336 So the Krugotron 2000 finally admitted he was wrong. Amazing that it only took him 30 or so years to see it.

Will he come up with a way to fix the mess he made? Pfft. Yeah right.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (J+mig)

337 >>Nothing will happen!

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: JackStraw at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (ZLI7S)

338 His entire cabinet was a clown car filled with America-hating juggaloos on brown acid.
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I can do with Mao Christmas ornaments what some women can do with ping pong balls.

Posted by: Anita Dunn at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (fOjxg)

339 332 So some Brit paper says Hunter Biden is going to give an interview to ABC... Oh that's gonna be "hard" hitting....
Posted by: It's me donna at October 14, 2019 09:29 AM (O2RFr)

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"Don't you think that China is just kind of misunderstood and rather awesome?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (q80AH)

340 >>Interesting in that Planned Infanticide could have parted them out and gotten federal dollars while doing so!

Ugh.

But it shows one of the many ways open border/immigration scamming facilitates CRIME.

It's not all noble "dreamers," and it's not out of altruism and purity of heart that some legislators want the border to remain open. They probably get a piece of the action, such as drug cartels paying off people like Pelosi (El Chapo sure knew whose palms to grease).

Posted by: Lizzy at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (bDqIh)

341 This blown out live extended guitar intro came on that was just fascinating in its dexterity and using blown out skronky amp sounds to create something extremely inventive. Teddy was getting impatient but I told him to cool his jets. Finally it broke into "You Really Got Me" and by Roth's vocals I knew it was Eddie.

I've tried finding that cut on Spotify but everything is at least somewhat different. It's hard to believe that some generic run of the mill station would have something unique but who knows.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 08:55 AM (y7DUB)

I loved that album when it first came out in 1978, and I'm sure you're speaking of the instrumental track called "Eruption" which immediately precedes "you really got me" on their debut album. Only a good Album Rock station would play the two of them together, even though that's how it was intended to be played.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI7XiJgt0vY

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (V2Yro)

342 "Well, if there is no such thing as national sovereignty then Columbus was doing what comes naturally.

QED."

Yup.

Now I just need to make yard signs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 09:30 AM (cqNba)

343 arty nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:31 AM (q80AH)

344 I know the state GOP was seriously angry at that move. His political career might be hard to restart.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 14, 2019 09:24 AM (NVYyb)


He dropped out because of his wife's health issues which obviously I won't criticize. But he should've given his campaign jack, most of which was donated to defeat Brown, to Renacci. Renacci might have been a terrible candidate anyway but he sure could've used some financial help to counteract the sappy ads that made a creep like Brown look borderline human.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:31 AM (y7DUB)

345
How could they be running out of time?

Trump is historically unpopular and will be so easy to beat in 2020 that Democrats feel like they can nominate an actual crazy person to beat him.

I mean, unless they know they can't beat him in the general election, but that's just crazy talk.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (q80AH)


According to Al Green the Democrats are afraid if they do not impeach Trump he will be re-elected. If Trump is reelected with all of the impeachment stuff in the first term it will be the best poll ever that the country does not want impeachment and will punish if it is done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 14, 2019 09:31 AM (hLRSq)

346 I had a phone call from the local county GOP looking for donations the other day. I told them to suck my dick. Was that wrong?

Posted by: Galil at October 14, 2019 09:32 AM (Pzzpr)

347 Posted by: Captain Hate at October 14, 2019 09:31 AM (y7DUB)

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Totally agree.

Posted by: Nancy Pelousi, Supporting mongoloid rights! at October 14, 2019 09:33 AM (NVYyb)

348 Does the "blower" actually exist?
Posted by: BignJames at October 14, 2019 09:05 AM (X/Pw5)

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The 'blower' is an amalgam... Like Urkels 'girlfriends' in college

Posted by: Truck Monkey at October 14, 2019 09:33 AM (flINI)

349 341

Only a good Album Rock station would play the two of them together, even though that's how it was intended to be played.

I remember many albums they way they were laid down on LPs. Then when CDs came out some got remaster in a different order from the LP

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 14, 2019 09:33 AM (JFO2v)

350
The first time I saw Van Halen in concert, we were down in front, and the angle was such that we could see this really pretty brunette watching from backstage. During a lull in the blasting music, I turned to my friend and said "Damn, that chick looks exactly like Valerie Bertinelli". "Can't be. She wouldn't be backstage at a frickin' Van Halen concert."

About a month or two later came the announcement that they were getting married.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 14, 2019 09:34 AM (eXA4G)

351 So in a real life encounter several months ago, some of you were asking about the discrete, yet tasteful TRUMP pin that I had on my shirt.

And I said I would put up a link to the source.

Scroll though all the common stuff that every tee shirt shop carries, until you get down to the lapel pin and "Made You Look" hat selection.

I do indeed make purchases from this site.

And like their products

https://bit.ly/33tQkTx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 14, 2019 09:35 AM (cqNba)

352 The objective behind defeating ISIS was to keep them from growing into a larger threat and possibly gaining control of a sovereign nation. The mission objectives came out of some very few wise lessons we learned from our experiences with AQ and other asymmetric threats.

Turkey helped ISIS build up forces or at a minimum turned a blind eye. Much of the men and material going to ISIS came through Turkey. So they're largely indifferent to that group. Mattis is right on this and anyone thinking otherwise didn't learn the lesson the last ISIS resurgence (and their incarnations before that in Iraq) taught us.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 14, 2019 09:37 AM (8ts9m)

353

Vaginal Mesh Sling opened for Gaped Roadside Anus
in '69.

GRUNGE is not the WORD.

Posted by: saf at October 14, 2019 09:37 AM (5IHGB)

354 I hope I do not see someone gaping their anus on the side of any highway
Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2019 09:26 AM (ME7b2)

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Well... speaking just for me, I have no problem with this

Posted by: Surprise Anal at October 14, 2019 09:38 AM (flINI)

355 May the GOP finally die an ugly death of rot from within. No prosecutions huh. NOT a SINGLE ONE?

Why on EARTH would voters march out to cast a vote for a party that claims it needs your vote or the opposition will turn us into a socialist hell, but then claims it cant do anything when those votes are effectively nulled by that opposition?

Our whole fucking lives we've watched the GOP promised, get elected on those promises, then not act on ANY of those promises because to do so they claim, might cause them to lose in the future. There is never a NOW worth acting on for the GOP. When it comes to the American right, only a possibly nasty future that may come from acting. SO of course, always do nothing.

Fucking ass licking cowards.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 09:39 AM (Bf3hj)

356 "Making three speeches with intent to 'attempt to bring into disgrace, ridicule, hatred, contempt and reproach, the Congress of the United States'."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 14, 2019 09:01 AM (q80AH)


So, now Congress will impeach... themselves?!?

Posted by: GWB at October 14, 2019 09:42 AM (QTm+F)

357 The Democrats know how to wield power with one half of one branch of government far, far better than the GOP does with FULL CONTROL of all three branches.

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 09:43 AM (Bf3hj)

358 #nevertrustthegop
not ever
not for any reason

Posted by: Quilp at October 14, 2019 09:44 AM (Bf3hj)

359 Just want to thank J.J. for the great links in the morning. And for helping the pharm industry alive by increasing my blood pressure medication. Seriously, J.J. I really don't know how you do what you do, but your efforts are really appreciated. You do an amazing job. Now, more coffee. Then I go to work later to deal with an environment filled with libs. TV. GAH!!!

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at October 14, 2019 09:44 AM (9YBqo)

360 282 You know Joey Choo Choo is serious when he gets that angry look on his face and he says "Period!".

I know I'm convinced.
__________

For me it's when he says "my word as a Biden!"

'cuz we all know what fine, decent, honorable people those Bidens are, right?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 14, 2019 09:44 AM (k4dH2)

361 @354 Surprise Anal-Hey! I seen you guys open for The Clap in Sacto back in 92'......big fan here.

Posted by: JROD at October 14, 2019 09:47 AM (ME7b2)

362 Report: Trumps Former Russia Aide Who Will Testify in Impeachment Probe Linked to Christopher Steele

Breitbart

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 14, 2019 09:53 AM (cEsBM)

363 Hey, we're Number One!



/VA GOP

Ouch. That hurt.

Posted by: Virginian at October 14, 2019 09:54 AM (QTm+F)

364 BREAKING: Hunter Biden To Step Down From Board Of Chinese Firm

ALSO BREAKING: China To Step Down From Board Of Biden Inc.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 14, 2019 10:01 AM (Ndje9)

365 I told them to suck my dick. Was that wrong?


Posted by: Galil at October 14, 2019 09:32 AM (Pzzpr)


Only if you didn't really want them to. 'Cause that's just being a tease.

Posted by: GOPer at October 14, 2019 10:05 AM (QTm+F)

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