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Mid-Morning Art Thread
Zebra And Parachute
Christopher Wood
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:35 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: Hawkoilot at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (n+JdQ)
I hear zebras are pretty damn mean.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)
Can confirm.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 09:37 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (6GjnW)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: klaftern at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (n+JdQ)
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (OyyDO)
Brexit announcement was interesting. We shall see. The devil is in the details.
And Canadian regulations for cannabis concentrates like the liquid used in vape pens, as well as edible and topical products, go into effect on Oct. 17.
vaping, good timing dumbos
Today, three more pot products go legal.
But, yeah, vote for Trudeau.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:38 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (PkVlr)
The parachute figure is indistinct, but one way of looking at it is that the figure is slumped forward, held up from the middle of his back, and may be dead.
I think the zebra shot him.
The glorification of the industrial suggests late 30s or 40s. The bright sunlight suggests California.
The fact that the light on the zebra is coming from the left and the light on the cooling towers is coming from the right suggests that the artist is just fucking with us. Why?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Roland THTG at October 17, 2019 09:36 AM (88+cf)
Sniper in parking garage
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (JFO2v)
you thought deer in your flowers was bad, wait till you have to deal with Surprise Zebra.
OK, idk, I wanna tell the painter ... "don't do drugs, drugs are baaad"
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Actually inside the beltway at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (ldXWf)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (O2RFr)
Posted by: RickZ at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (Y8PSl)
This was done in Tijuana as the zebra is just a donkey with Shinola stripes. Probably a Trudeau fan.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:42 AM (JFO2v)
Willowed. But of course:
Just read Muldoon's Final limerick from the sidebar.
Then it hit me. It takes a special kind of mind to come up with that. On the spot and daily.
And we just heard in the last month about Gary Larsen making a comeback.
And Muldoon leaves.
Muldoon is Gary Larsen.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BignJames
Can't be domesticated like a mule or horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (DjiZK)
Elijah Cummings death will in no way interfere with his reelection next year
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (mpeBU)
Dead people always vote Dem!
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama-Butcher at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (Y0K+q)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:44 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
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Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)
Serious answer...Because the artist is a talentless hack whose basic skill at painting is the best it is going to get. He has no foundation in Western art, history, philosophy or religion, so his ideas spring from some silly and inconsequential place in his inferior brain.
It is amusing to look at...nothing more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (wYseH)
Not surprised he committed suicide at thirty by jumping under a train. The guy must have had problems.
Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
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Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
*POUNCE!*
*SEIZE!*
Smooooooch!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (PkVlr)
Hellooooooo nurse! WOOHOO!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (NWiLs)
The little patch/box of food next to zebra maybe suggest's the zebra was paid not the notice. The setting in what looks like a parking garage also suggests a payoff since payoffs often occur in parking garages (in the literature at least).
Was Christopher Wood a big gambler that liked to bet of NBA games?
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (hdzef)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: An apple a day keeps your dentist guessing at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (u0FJu)
It is amusing to look at...nothing more.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (wYseH)
But how do you feel about dogs playing poker?
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (6GjnW)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (Zz0t1)
I missed that too. Is he leaving-leaving, or just taking a break?
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Sponge
Expand it. It's a dude. But he's dead.
Hanging like a sack of taters.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 09:45 AM (bmdz3)
Did the price of his paintings double?
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (X/Pw5)
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. This is a weird picture. Why is a zebra at a parking garage, and why is someone jumping onto it?
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (axyOa)
Because the zebra forgot where he parked the car. Duh.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Dempsy at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (Cd8NC)
Oh, I see that was covered early.
Never mind.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Zebra? at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (qBbz7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)
When he went in, he was a horse.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (KUaJL)
Hanging like a sack of taters.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (sE4m0)
Oh. I thought it was a trigger in honor of Beta O'Malley's anti-Trump rally in Grand Prairie TX tonight.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:48 AM (iB1oa)
Chernobyl explained in one illustration.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (DjiZK)
The parachute figure is indistinct, but one way of looking at it is that the figure is slumped forward, held up from the middle of his back, and may be dead.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:39 AM (wzVKm)
Fallschirmjager. They were suspended by a single riser from the harness between their shoulder blades. Crude, but effective, as long as you didn't want to steer or brake the chute.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 09:49 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM (DjiZK)
A reverse quagga.
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (hdzef)
Probably had a small fortune laid in for Green Bay.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Muad'dib
Lucky you. This weekend is house work/yard work.
The following weekend I get to build blinds.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (sE4m0)
That's all I got.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
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I initially read that as "Switzerland".
Which still makes more sense than the painting.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Marlon Perkins at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (IttZ7)
Never wrestle an anaconda in a canoe.
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
Low level static jumps over Flanders Fields?
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (sE4m0)
That's all I got.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:46 AM (lwiT4)
***********
Well, that's more than I can come up with.
Except that the zebra is wrong. They're white with black stripes. This guy got it backwards.
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (JKTNb)
He will be in a second. I don't think that's a stable parachute.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)
These jokes take away my will to livery.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Transition from a Fugue to Enlightenment With an SJW Kit from the Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
My anaconda don't want none if ya ain't got buns, hun.
Posted by: Sir Mixx Alot at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: insert name here at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (JPSje)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 09:53 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Their weapons and equipment were also in separate canisters. Which caused big problems for them in Crete.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (iB1oa)
"Dearest mother, you ask me what I am going to do: I have decided to try and be the greatest painter that has ever lived"
oy
The tragically short but majestic career of Christopher Wood produced an exquisite selection of lyrical, enigmatic, and luminous canvases. Tellingly, as a young man traveling through Europe in the early 1920s, Wood read and marveled over the collected letters of Vincent Van Gogh. Like Van Gogh, Wood experienced a level of over sensitivity and emotional inner turmoil that ultimately led to suicide. Before his sad death, Wood was a charming and flamboyant personality. He was one of few Englishmen who gained access to fashionable Parisian art circles; he met Pablo Picasso and Sergei Diaghilev, and became great friends with Jean Cocteau. Despite these lofty connections it was not until Wood returned to England, met the hard-working Ben and Winifred Nicholson, encountered the naive pictures of Alfred Wallis, and lived by the unpredictable sea, that he felt home and developed his own distinct and powerful style of painting.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (vEIlU)
Zebra in French is zebre. Italian is funny because the animal is a zebra but the pedestrian crossing stripes are called zebre.
It was the Switzerland comment that got me thinking about this. I haven looked up how to say zebra in Romansch.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
Or firearms
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (DjiZK)
Were they doing the Texas Tech game this weekend? Because usually, snapping the ball into your taint and fumbling it usually means turnover, accept to the refs on that field. To them, it's just an "illegal snap" and a 5 yard penalty.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
He will be in a second. I don't think that's a stable parachute.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (xSo9G)
These jokes take away my will to livery.
The art thread is always a place for unbridled joy.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (vEIlU)
They trained him wrong, as a joke
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: BignJames
Can't be domesticated like a mule or horse.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)
I used to think that but my wife wrote a story about a farm with a herd of horses that I think are used for therapeutic purposes that includes a zebra that gets along with the horses and is just one of the herd.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: creeper
Zebra are actually black with white stripes.
Bing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)
Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
Posted by: MFM at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (vEIlU)
a limerick
A zebra walks into a parking garage
Seems yet another absurdist barrage
Will the man in the chute
Feel the earth under his boot
Or is everything just a mirage?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 09:57 AM (zYAKU)
malignant spot removed from his face that he has to start chemo cream
for three weeks because there are more lesions the doctor found. I would
greatly appreciate prayers his way. Thanks yall.
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (mFoNl)
Prayers for you and your husband, Moki. I'll bet he'll be fine. D'oh has had to deal with the same thing, and the cream makes your face look like a burn victim for a while, but it DOES get the cancer. {{hugs}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:43 AM (sE4m0)
Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together?
Posted by: MFM at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (9VeU0)
yes, of course
WDYA ?
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (zYAKU)
Bing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)
The give away is their muzzle color where there is no hair. No such thing as a white horse unless it's albino
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (DjiZK)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4)
We'd like a word with you.....
Posted by: PETA at October 17, 2019 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Wow. That would be cool.
I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:59 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Christopher Wood at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (uGHnY)
Their weapons and equipment were also in separate canisters. Which caused big problems for them in Crete.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (iB1oa)
And that was because of their crude parachutes. They hung from the riser with a forward cant, and upon landing they would have to do a forward roll. Large weapons like rifles and machine guns and made it extremely difficult to do without injury, so they jumped with pistols and grenades only, and the other weapons in the canisters. Worked fine as long as it wasn't a hot DZ.
Oops.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:00 AM (LISuA)
WTF am I supposed to with this POS now ?
wife " I got an idea "
Posted by: Jeff Epstein at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (zYAKU)
I once saw one of those local Charles-Kuralt-wannabes try to ride one on the news. It did not go well for him.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (Boy/L)
I'm guessing that Trump will not attend, and the media will paint him as an uncaring ogre.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (iwxmG)
Posted by: grammie winger
zebrahides.com
No kidding. South African.
Exports to every country.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (sE4m0)
I'm guessing that the family will loudly and publicly dis-invite him.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (iwxmG)
Not yet. Oreo, however.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Inferior zebras are black with white stripes.
Superior zebras are white with black stripes.
Posted by: Frank Gorshin at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (qBbz7)
No kidding. South African.
Exports to every country.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (sE4m0)
Cool! My mom needs a new rug.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (h41rK)
If you say so
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:01 AM (hnyqs)
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Which is any day ending in "y."
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (qC1Sy)
That's not true. I once saw this documentary with Tanya Roberts...
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (qc+VF)
Says some woman on the radio. He CAN'T be. He's a Democrat.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 09:56 AM (lwiT4
I've got one rolled up in my barn attic
Bought it at a Paris Iron market, maybe 40 years ago
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (zYAKU)
The Baltimore Sun is verging on blaming Trump for his death.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (KNsKs)
Says some woman on the radio. He CAN'T be. He's a Democrat.
He's a man of faith... in his own personal enrichment. Or Marx. Or lots of other things, none of which are God.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (ZGrMX)
Elijah Cummings was a man of faith who supported killing babies and loved to steal money from taxpayers to enrich himself.
Yes. Big man of faith.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (h41rK)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:03 AM (qC1Sy)
Wonder who the next future elder statesman from Baltimore will be
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (P4Pk9)
Here's a poor little guy who ended up with spots:
https://bit.ly/35Fjxgc
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (dBiBP)
The Baltimore Sun is verging on blaming Trump for his death.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (ZGrMX)
The Baltimore Sun really went down hill after the story broke that one of their reporters completely fabricated the stories that got him a Pulitzer.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (KUaJL)
I know people in East Texas that have a couple of them as exotics, but they can't ride them.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:59 AM (sE4m0)
Now that we're both retired I'll suggest that we drive out there and see for myself; it's only ten or so miles away.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:02 AM (lwiT4)
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I bet they are trying to figure out a basis for indicting PDJT right now for Cummings death.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (LISuA)
Now there's something for Ben Had to bring to the TX MoMe.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 17, 2019 10:04 AM (qc+VF
I saw that documentary. Many times. In slow motion.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (h41rK)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:06 AM (G546f)
My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (h41rK)
I do believe he was a regular church-goer. But going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
Alternative I'd have preferred:
"Congressman Cummings was loved by his family, and had a history of existence to his staff, and the community at large."
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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As a 14 year old, some friends and I roped a wildish donkey, and took turns trying to ride. No one died, but there were many bruises.
The donkeys of Bull Island were legendary, and of course Crosby had zebras over there too.
That was in Bluffton, BTW, when it was still only 700 people, all natives. Gone now.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (hnyqs)
Trump brought up on impeachment charges for murdering Elijah Cummings via his Trump Curse.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (h41rK)
you haven't lived until your jeep has been driven off by two angry bull elephants running full speed in your direction. I called them "Trump One" and "Trump Two".
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Which always bothered me that lions were the "king of the jungle".
Dude, what kind of king can you be when your subject can accidentally stomp you into a greasy spot? Much less intentionally.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (h41rK)
aha!
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at October 17, 2019 10:08 AM (G546f)
"Congressman Cummings was loved by his family, and had a history of existence to his staff, and the community at large."
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (QDnY+)
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Or, how about "We thank Congressman Cummings for saving the taxpayers a long and expensive retirement". That cold enough for you?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (LISuA)
Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (XTiHL)
'Rats queuing up in B'more to pay their respects ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:09 AM (pNxlR)
They all had faith that Hillary would win and they'd never get caught.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (9VeU0)
Exactly. IMO, the King is not the lion, it's the elephant.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (LISuA)
Just checking.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (h41rK)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
It looks like a collage from a grade school assignment.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: The amaZulu at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (pw+jk)
"Stand up, Elijah...."
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)
I feel like there could be a market for something like this for other animals like zebras. Rich people'd eat that shit up "Oh, you have a horse? That's quaint. I've got a zebra."
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:11 AM (XTiHL)
Posted by: grammie winger at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (lwiT4)
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Yep.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (qC1Sy)
Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (1+J19)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 09:50 AM (OyyDO)
Is a female quagga a quagga mare?
Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)
Their insight into how politics works is pretty terrible, huh?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 09:52 AM (KUaJL)
Remind me on some other art thread to tell you the story of the Dutch artist - during the age of the great landscape painters - who was obsessed with cows and would go around and paint cows into other artists' paintings.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (BmxiN)
Bing it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:55 AM (sE4m0)
I did. Well, I DuckDucked it. Looks like the jury is still out, depending on whether you're considering their fur or their skin. Here's what the San Diego Zoo has to say:
Stripes: White with black or black with white?
This is one of the most-asked questions about zebras. So what's up with
the stripes? Zebras are generally thought to have white coats with
black (sometimes brown) stripes. That's because if you look at most
zebras, the stripes end on their belly and toward the inside of the
legs, and the rest is all white. However (there had to be a catch,
right?), some zebras are born with genetic variations that make them all
black with white stripes, or mostly dark with the striped pattern on
just part of their coats. And as it turns out, zebras have black skin
underneath their hair. So it depends on how you look at it!
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (JKTNb)
quagga: the name you get when the Creator and Adam get tired of handing out names.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (xG/b0)
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*throws tomato*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (iB1oa)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at October 17, 2019 10:05 AM (P4Pk9)
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I would imagine his son. Isn't that how these black run shitholes work out these things?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)
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I think he stood out among Congresscritters when it came to arrogance and making stupid statements.
Which, if you think about it, is a pretty high bar to clear.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (qC1Sy)
FWIW, I go through that every year or two. I've been contemplating claiming the the scars are Heidelberg scars, to lend them some exotic appeal, and hint at an interesting past.
I would guess that the cream is topical fluorouracil.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (1+J19)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)
All except Maxine Waters.
She'll be screaming "CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN!!!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:16 AM (BmxiN)
183 Can I ask the horde for some advice?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see how it works out.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:16 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (IttZ7)
Which, if you think about it, is a pretty high bar to clear.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:14 AM (qC1Sy)
I mean, all I've heard so far is "Historic.....first african-american......"
No policy. Nothing significant. Just "elected.....black."
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Daredevil, huh?
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (gYKMg)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (iw59Q)
Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird
Yep.
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (sMKjL)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Why not? My life's a smoking ruin, let's see what I can do with yours.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (BmxiN)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*
That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)
He was such a carbuncle... I think we should be allowed to comment again, and again, and again.
I rarely act this way. I'm one of those "show some respect for the dead" kind of people. He's an exception, mostly.
What a lesion on society. Nice to see it excised.
Posted by: RobM1981 at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (iwxmG)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
about surprise otter anal or a non sex question??
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (JFO2v)
That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)
Rub some salve on the previously dirty spot.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Captain Hate
Tri Lakes Veterinary Clinic outside of Mt. Pleasant.
Dr. Cathy Cranmore.
They raise zebras, camels & kangaroos. Plus all the other dogs, cats & farm animals.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Euro
Of course you can. Some of the responses might even be helpful.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (AM1GF)
Of the elder African Americans in Congress now, John Lewis I get - he took some major hits for civil rights. So far as I can tell, the rest of 'em are Reverend Jacksons: "Oh, I was there, but I did not do anything of note."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
I can't judge where he will end up, but there is some OT verse about "seeing the reward of the wicked", and I think there is a NT version of that as well, kinda like we will see the trial of those that caused us pain.
On the other hand, Trump's idea of revenge for evil acts also has merit. It is not an eternal judgement, but a practical worldly justice. Government should impose it on criminals, but if that fails, it is up to the citizenry, or the individual. The founders agreed to be rebels, after all, and started a revolution. We need a few good men.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Always keep one eye open to protect from surprise anal.
Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (sMKjL)
I mean, all I've heard so far is "Historic.....first african-american......"
No policy. Nothing significant. Just "elected.....black."
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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Cummings was 68 years old. Pretty young to be a "historic" congresscritter.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: George at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
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Pretty sure the answer will be "surprise anal".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (iB1oa)
Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird
Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
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Pfft.
Posted by: George at October 17, 2019 10:19 AM (hnyqs)
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Please...learn something. Anything. You keep making the same mistakes over and over again.
10 seasons of you being a retarded monkey is just too much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (JKTNb)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM
Depends on how badly you want that ambulance ride.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (ejd/p)
Welcome to Friday eve, my Hordelings. Tough it out and you'll avoid Murphy and Finagle, whose depredations stalk the land.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
Rub some dirt on it.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:17 AM (Zz0t1)
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*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*
That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*
That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)
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But, did you slap a hot iron to it?
By the way, congratulations!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
You ain't just whistling Dixie, there bud.
Posted by: Molested Children Everywhere at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: No. 498225902 at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (4Eo4+)
The politician's corpse was laid in rich repose
And while all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged
I wept
For I had longed to see him hanged
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)
Slap hot iron to it!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
217
*rubs dirt on extremely pregnant wife*
That just made it worse.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:18 AM (q80AH)
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But, did you slap a hot iron to it?
By the way, congratulations!
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (qC1Sy)
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Hordemind!
And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
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>< missed it by that much.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Euro
we can't be worse at it than Jordan Peterson.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (3IWnq)
I love the posts (thanks JJ, CBD, OM, MisHum, WeirdDave, TJM, KT, Weasel and of course, Ace!!!)
I love spraying coffee all over my monitor because of a pithy comment from you guys.
I love and appreciate being able to come here with a need, and having your prayers sent up to the Almighty. You are amazing people, and I am overwhelmed by you guys.
Thanks
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (OR8aV)
Posted by: Insomniac
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Insomniac
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This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Bishop John Spong at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (hnyqs)
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*waits for someone to say the Holy See, sweating*
-Pope Francis
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (3IWnq)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
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Most cromulent observation.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)
Love everyone. Even the fucked up ones.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)
And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)
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For almost three minutes at a time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)
Not to mention the countless times he's lied and called us nazis.
Fuck him.
Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (OP2H/)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (3IWnq)
Kidney status: Both still intact and off the black market.
I know you guys were worried about me.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (YA914)
Posted by: Euro
Explain that the person is not well, and that part of that includes that the person will respond poorly to being confronted about it, so it may be best not to.
Which is bollocks, but you wanted advice, not my opinion.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (3IWnq)
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Challenge accepted.
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (BTfTY)
I love the posts (thanks JJ, CBD, OM, MisHum, WeirdDave, TJM, KT, Weasel and of course, Ace!!!)
I love spraying coffee all over my monitor because of a pithy comment from you guys.
I love and appreciate being able to come here with a need, and having your prayers sent up to the Almighty. You are amazing people, and I am overwhelmed by you guys.
Thanks
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)
I feel the same way. As someone who lives in a leftist neighborhood, it's nice to have a port in the storm.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)
Sometimes, parents fail. Bigly.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)
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Thanks!
15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)
30 seconds and a 2.5 minute nap?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (mdzLa)
She'll be screaming "CLAP FOR THE WOLFMAN!!!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 17, 2019 10:
****
Ok. That made me snort Cheerios onto the counter.
Funny.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:15 AM (BTfTY)
prolly the most sad request I have ever heard
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (OP2H/)
Because grownups know the difference between public utterances and private thoughts.
You should try it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:23 AM (pw+jk)
30 seconds and a 2.5 minute nap?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (sjdRT)
I read that as a double tap
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (JFO2v)
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Only very advisedly. Proceed with due caution.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
Oh, stop.
You're scaring him.
Or her.
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (arJlL)
Well the little guy/girl is just too young to really have the ability to lie to themselves. Not sure that's a bad thing so I would just see if you could get them to keep quiet.
Learning to be silent should be doable and is a good life skill.
Learning doublethink, not so much.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (Rarvo)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (J
Thanks. I've had MOHS surgery on my ear, and that took care of it. The doc said that hubby's Marine years and then working as a surveyor were probably the cause of this stuff. I think working outside in sunny environments (hello Saudi desert) probably added to the mix.
The heads up on the medications effects is helpful. Thanks guys.
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:25 AM (mFoNl)
Thanks
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:22 AM (mFoNl)
And we helped!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)
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Use a bit of spit (the devil's lube) because there are some people that like surprise anal but nobody likes surprise DRY anal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (JKTNb)
1. Cover mouth.
2. Wide eyes.
3. Point.
4. Laugh.
Kids are bright. They get it.
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (OR8aV)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Added Plus: We don't block your driveway with inert machinery.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (hnyqs)
Are you going to the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: sinalco at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (yODqO)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)
Where is it?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
And thanks! I've worked hard on this baby.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (q80AH)
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For almost three minutes at a time.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019
***
Does The Paolo know?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)
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Thanks!
15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
Because this is one area where being better than our opponents doesn't actually hurt us.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: sinalco at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (yODqO)
It's Barack Owebama's birth certificate.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Euro
One doesn't. That's what's got us in this mess in the first place.
Not willing to call bullshit when we see it.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (sE4m0)
257 Not onea you smartassses bothered to tell poor Euro "Yes"? C'mon, gang. There's gotta be a great story somewhere in there.
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (JKTNb)
Throwing elbows and stomping on toes, creeper charges to the front of the answering queue.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: creeper
I said SURE !
Jeepers !
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)
At Ben Had's place this weekend.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (tVQUs)
Are you going to the MoMee?
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (sjdRT)
Alas no
Check cashing place would not cash my moms welfare check and already gave blood 3x this month.
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Woohoo!
Hordeling incoming!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (jYnPD)
Thanks!
15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
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Well, 22 days to her actual due date. Induction is scheduled a week earlier. So, Second Junior could easily come in about 8 days. I'm really hoping for November, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (q80AH)
Fluorouracil...I go down that road every four years. My face looks
leprous for weeks and itches so badly I want to tear it off. Many people
abandon it halfway through. But if you can stay with it it will wipe
out pre-cancerous lesions.
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (JKTNb)
D'oh last went through that about four years ago. He looked like the victim of an acid attack. He's due for another round soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)
Darn it.
Later.
*meanders off, clipboard under arm, because nothing says, "working" like a clipboard.*
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)
You should try it.
..
He was an enemy of the republic.
Fuck him.
Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (OP2H/)
Posted by: Jim H at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qT73I)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Woohoo!
Hordeling incoming!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (jYnPD)
Hordelings are like banelings right?
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (6GjnW)
Report her parents to Child Protective Services if they are encouraging it. Loudly.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)
malignant spot removed from his face that he has to start chemo cream
for three weeks because there are more lesions the doctor found. I would
greatly appreciate prayers his way. Thanks yall.
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 09:41 AM (mFoNl)
Prayers for your Husband, Moki.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (RD7QR)
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Tell the normal 5 yr. old that the girl pretending to be a boy is just being silly.
I wouldn't stop normal 5 yr. old from telling it like it is--that's exactly what all of us should be doing. Loudly.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2019 10:28 AM (tVQUs)
Yes , but it can't be cuz this was painted in 1930. Any other industries have cooling towers like this?
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)'
Baylor Bears say "Hey Tech! LOLGFY!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)
Loudly Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:21 AM (BTfTY)
......
Get him a blog.
We need more like him.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (YA914)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (JKTNb)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
Except a friend of the family said they were absolutely invited.
You can judge some people by the fact they issue "do not attend" warnings to people regarding funerals. Like the one Sarah Palin was given.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (BTfTY)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (sGotD)
Shame is a powerful tool in a good society's arsenal.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: rhennigantx dont california my TEXAS
If it hadn't been 30 proof you could have done it in one trip.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:30 AM (wYseH)
Ok.....closest town?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jim H at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM
Bob Dole can help with that.
Posted by: Bob Dole at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (ejd/p)
Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.
Like, with a hard drive?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (pNxlR)
D'oh last went through that about four years ago. He looked like the victim of an acid attack. He's due for another round soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019
Yikes. I realized that wearing makeup since age 16 probably protected my face from a lot of sun damage, since I spent a great deal of time outside as well. His face is perfect, so he doesn't need it.
How is your foot doing? How Mr. D'Oh handling his new diet, etc?
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (mFoNl)
She also keeps angrily shoveling the Golden Corral buffet into her mouth.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)
Her Two Mommies are going to be very angry with you if you do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
fruitcake
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
Gotcha.
Guess I wish I would'a paid attention. That's not too terrible a drive for me.
But the kid has a band competition this weekend, so it's likely I would have to miss regardless.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Euro
Telling the truth is a revolutionary act, these days. I would explain the same thing that I would as if they were observing a morbidly obese or disfigured person.
Otherwise, the kid is probably not old enough to comprehend mental illness. I would try to minimize contact as much as possible.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (jYnPD)
15 days, if she can make it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:24 AM (q80AH)
Once you're at the T-14 days mark or so, she can pop at any minute. Have your go bag ready!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:27 AM (NWiLs)
****
Once go bag is done keep the gas tank full. And be sure to leave her the number so she can call after the Hordeling arrives.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (axyOa)
You know, once upon a time I would've said just tell the 5 year old that the he/she isn't normal, but it's impolite to point/stare/whatever, the same way you'd advise them about someone who's morbidly obese, severely disabled, whatever. But now, I think one of the reasons why society is going down the shitter is that we're so afraid of being "impolite" that we don't call out the cancerous insanity that is killing the body politic.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (iw59Q)
Her Two Mommies are going to be very angry with you if you do that."
Put them in the men's prison.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (iw59Q)
Like, with a hard drive?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM
Soon....
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2019 10:33 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Your ad here! 1-800-MORON-AD
at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Euro
****
First of all is she playing tomboy? And if so, can she cover 2nd base?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:31 AM (sjdRT)
fruitcake
Posted by: REDACTED
Collin Street Bakery!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)
==========
Trump sacrificed Cummings to Gaia to prevent America from being torn apart by hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (axyOa)
They're 5, none of them can cover shit.
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (NTkSq)
*meanders off, clipboard under arm, because nothing says, "working" like a clipboard.*
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)
I love this. May have also done it a time or two.
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (mFoNl)
Fuck him.
Posted by: Ha at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (OP2H/)
I guess you missed the point. Maybe somebody else can help you with it.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (wYseH)
Trump sacrificed Cummings to Gaia to prevent America from being torn apart by hurricanes.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)
Wow. That's a really stand up thing to do. If it saves JUST ONE LIFE........
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (q80AH)
Now do Schiff.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (sjdRT)
I know when I wanna good time
I crash a funeral
the booze and the cookies are fab
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: JT at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (c45xH)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
---------
Don't. Most conservatives are polite people, and are disinclined to point out hurtful truths.
The Left are past-masters at taking advantage of this trait. That's why they still have their teeth.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (hnyqs)
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)
Which makes their games hugely entertaining.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (JKTNb)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:34 AM (RD7QR)
****
What motel was he in and who was in bed with him? And how old was he/she and what language did he/she speak?
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (axyOa)
Among other things, Wood was bisexual-- he had affairs with older married homosexuals as well as with women. He also had a couple of psychotic breaks before he killed himself.
Posted by: Basement Cat at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (pPNCa)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (VP1E6)
318 Meggie Mac keeps angrily claiming that Jared an Ivanka "crashed" her dad's funeral.[i/]
I know when I wanna good time
I crash a funeral
the booze and the cookies are fab
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)
"I'm just here to collect the $200 that piker owed me from last weekend's sports' bets"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: blake - used pronoun salesman
at October 17, 2019 10:29 AM (qC1Sy)
====
You work for CalTrans?
I've seen 7 guys with clipboards looking down on ONE poor bastard with a shovel.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 10:38 AM (pw+jk)
The one for powerplant IM was built in 1921
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/power-plant-im
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (9VeU0)
going to church doesn't make you a man of faith, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a Buick.
Nice, grammie. That is one to remember.
Posted by: t-bird
Being in the pulpit doesn't even make you a man of faith.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:20 AM (NWiLs)
Some apposite quotes: "Just because the cat had kittens in the oven, that don't make 'em biscuits."
St. Paul to Timothy: "...pursue righteousness, devotion, faith, love, patience, and gentleness."
"Also, buy ammo."
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (XuBZu)
Posted by: Muad'dib
--------
Well, that's easy. Just add 'We now have conclusive proof.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (hnyqs)
good one. That whole sprinkling with a little water thing, or open confessions to men down by the river .... I think God does a more full audit of the heart. It is not just a simple "I got this guy saved cuz I got him emotional for a day and he 'accepted the Lord', aren't I great for getting him saved" ... kinda deal.
And certainly not ritual attendance or repetition of chants. imo the institution side of "The Church" is parallel to the institution side of government. The life is in the local gatherings and good men/women that don't usually get the highest praise. New life should probably not be put in the old wine skins, institutions of fossilized dogma. ymmv
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:26 AM (hnyqs)
That's the best thing about members of the Horde. They are so thoughtful.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Galil at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Pzzpr)
Screw her. Her dad was an evil sellout that had both hands in attempting to destroy this country.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED
Collin Street Bakery!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)
The Dallas fruitcakes used to bring me fruitcakes to my shop
they make great tarp weights
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (kLDv+)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM
---
Had a guy like that at our VFW. Married to a SES in DC. He stayed home and she came home on the weekends.
He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (9VeU0)
The Dallas fruitcakes used to bring me fruitcakes to my shop
they make great tarp weights
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:40 AM (zYAKU)
Do they play at Reunion Arena?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
Like, this is useless after 10:40.
Real student shooting stats. We're doing active shooter drill.
I said there are 30K firearms deaths in the US, per year, 20K are one category.
They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?
So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)
Little one still at the stage where she loves every one, and wants to help others...including showing the bender which loo to use. Gets awkward (well, truthfully it's frickin hysterical) when she's offering this assistance in the middle of the food court in front of 20 Marines. Did I mention she's loud?
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)
Posted by: Someguy at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (6GjnW)
Well, who's getting in her face about being a shitty 2nd baseman, then?
Posted by: Allie at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (sm6Pk)
Now she's just fat.
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (9VeU0)
I love tits, but the fake ones just don't impress me.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (Zz0t1)
144 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)
I do believe that the Golden Scalp Weasel is being more than a little bit sarcastic with this condolence message.
I might go as far as to classify this as sardonic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (veoSD)
He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
You caught the stripper's show instead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (pNxlR)
probably protected my face from a lot of sun damage, since I spent a
great deal of time outside as well. His face is perfect, so he doesn't
need it.
How is your foot doing? How Mr. D'Oh handling his new diet, etc?
Posted by: Moki at October 17, 2019 10:32 AM (mFoNl)
I will say, after the weeks-long treatment, my husband's face was as smooth and soft as baby skin.
I use a makeup foundation with SPF 50 in it. I've had a cancer removed from the side of my nose, and I'm fanatical about sunscreen. Remember teen years and using baby oil to sunbathe? Yikes.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:42 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
At least he can still vote for himself.
Posted by: Aviator at October 17, 2019 10:42 AM (daAqw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (9Om/r)
Mrs. JTB has to be careful about too much sun exposure. She uses shirts, hats, and jackets by Solumbra which blocks most rays beyond just the cloth. Duluth Trading has a similar line.
Although I've had no problem so far, my GP suggested wide brim hats to protect my ears and head. A baseball cap isn't enough. The beard covers the lower part of my face.
Posted by: JTB at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (bmdz3)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)"
Nothing to worry about then, this is a phase that all women eventually grow out of.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (hnyqs)
I crash a funeral
the booze and the cookies are fab
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:36 AM (zYAKU)
I put on damned fine funeral receptions at our church, but sadly, no booze.
But, yeah. I don't go to funerals for a good time. Just buried one of my dearest friends about a month ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
You caught the stripper's show instead?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM
---
Oh hell no. She was married to a Sailor who worked for me and she made his life hell. I hated he guts.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (cfSLd)
Like, this is useless after 10:40.
....
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)]
We're going to need a bigger time machine.
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:45 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)
Sounds hilarious actually. I think that whatever you do, don't discourage her from seeing and calling out the truth of things.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: REDACTED
Collin Street Bakery!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:35 AM (sE4m0)
Maybe they will bury him next to McLame
Any errant piss meant for John will hit Elijah
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (LmEBu)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (BTfTY)"
Reminder: God didn't get it wrong. Parenting is hard. Kids, while they should be allowed to be kids, do not have control of anything and should not be allowed to "pick their gender." Sometimes, freedoms can be taken the wrong direction.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Dayum!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (BTfTY)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 09:47 AM
Given the way Tater's sack is hanging, does anyone have the key to the Paolo Signal?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Mrs. Tater at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (uTCh6)
what can one say but... 'Salieri'.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (3IWnq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Kant Even
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (BTfTY)
That changes everything.
Let the kid do what the kid does.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:47 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)
=========
"Cover a report the size of a telephone book that implicates our political allies or a pageant of a funeral with emotional people screaming about how evil Trump is... Decisions...decisions..."
-MSM
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (q80AH)
He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
****
I worked in DC for about 5 years. Probably a quarter of the men and women in the company were "geographical bachelors and bachelorettes."
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)
You think they will just keep delaying and delaying his funeral?
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)
That would be racist.
INPEACH!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Pzzpr)
Longstanding Health Challenges isn't in my Medical Journals.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)
Hookers and blow.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM (ptqGC)
You think they will just keep delaying and delaying his funeral?
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (9VeU0)
He's going to be pretty ripe in #twoweeks.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (q1Pj5)
Longstanding Health Challenges isn't in my Medical Journals.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:48 AM (VWznU)
"Longstanding Health Challenges" is a diplomatic way of saying "Refused to Treat Whatever It Was, And Boy Was It Embarrassing."
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (3IWnq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (RD7QR)
He got the HIV from constantly buttfucking the republic.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Who Only 1/2 Reads Healines at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
***
You rock Jane!
Reception at church.
Wake at the house.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Is there a code for that?....where's Muldoon?
Posted by: BignJames at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (X/Pw5)
......
Hookers and blow.
......
'Twas booty that killed the beast.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (YA914)
And she's very rich and could go and do anything she wants
yet she stays in DC doing this shit
That is the definition of a sick fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:37 AM (c45xH)
His greatest inspiration was the movie "Ben".
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9/n5e)
Had a guy like that at our VFW. Married to a SES in DC. He stayed home and she came home on the weekends.
He was mounting a stripper when he died of a heart attack. We did not attend the funeral.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (JUOKG)
He Died With His Boots On.
It's the only way to go.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 17, 2019 10:43 AM (oZ6kz)
Dayum!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2019 10:46 AM
I know, right? I was expecting you to be first with that comment.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (ejd/p)
But, yeah. I don't go to funerals for a good time. Just buried one of my dearest friends about a month ago.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Two types of funerals I hope I never have to attend again: a suicide (especially a teen), and a murdered child.
Ugh. How horrible.
Posted by: Kris at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (OyyDO)
And she's very rich and could go and do anything she wants
yet she stays in DC doing this shit
That is the definition of a sick fucker
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (zYAKU)
==========
That office, man. It's apparently great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (q80AH)
him through the Trump tower in NYC, from the penthouses all the way
down into the steam tunnels.<<<
Without the grand work of Elijah, Baltimore would be a rat-infested, third-world shithole. RIP.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (kLDv+)
Posted by: blaster at October 17, 2019 10:50 AM (9VeU0)
Then why didn't he resign his position as he wasn't physically able to do it?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Marked SAFE from being suicided by the Clintons.
Posted by: Elijah Cummings at October 17, 2019 10:51 AM (9/n5e)
Are you SURE about that????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (veoSD)
The extremes to which folks will go to avoid being Arkancided ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (pNxlR)
They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?
So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Goes to Pew research. 39,000+ a year.
6 in 10 are suicides.
https://pewrsr.ch/30g62QV
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (sE4m0)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
___
LOL
- RBG
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (FiUMj)
Then why didn't he resign his position as he wasn't physically able to do it?
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:52 AM (Zz0t1)
Yeah! What he said!
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Is there a code for that?....where's Muldoon?
Posted by: BignJames
If there isn't, then we need one to be created. Would save the v tabloids a lot of time and effort.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (PhmSX)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (wzVKm)
60% suicides.
https://tinyurl.com/yxrg4zf9
FBI 2017
7K homicide by handgun
400 by rifle
https://tinyurl.com/yyusg8t9
That homicide by handgun is dominated by urban blue gun control strongholds.
Mass public shootings in schools, most by rifle, are probably around 50 or less.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (jYnPD)
The Pig Valve rejected him.
Because...racist.
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (VWznU)
If there isn't, then we need one to be created. Would save the v tabloids a lot of time and effort.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2019 10:54 AM (PhmSX)
Extreme Recreational Misadventure
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (veoSD)
What makes me cringe is knowing that for the next two weeks he will be elevated to some kind of saint by the entire media. And anyone not clapping loudly enough will be unpersoned.
Posted by: StefanH at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (zc5DT)
Posted by: Euro at October 17, 2019 10:55 AM (BTfTY)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM
This is true Horde Wisdom.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 10:56 AM (ejd/p)
They said school shootings! Do you really think there are 20K school shootings?
So I'm quoting numbers from my head about how vanishingly rare school shootings are, but a quick link would help.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I'd hazard a guess that they categorize any shooting that takes place "near" a school as a school schooting as well as a shooting where one or more of the victims or perps were "in school" as a school shooting as well/
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Death-by-Democrat is no joke.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Ry8mf)
144 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
My warmest condolences to the family and many friends of Congressman
Elijah Cummings. I got to see first hand the strength, passion and
wisdom of this highly respected political leader. His work and voice on
so many fronts will be very hard, if not impossible, to replace!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 17, 2019 10:07 AM (vEIlU)
I do believe that the Golden Scalp Weasel is being more than a little bit sarcastic with this condolence message.
I might go as far as to classify this as sardonic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 17, 2019 10:41 AM (veoSD)
Sometimes you just gotta say the nicey nice things. This would be the time.
It's going to be a carnival of a funeral no doubt.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Both of them crooked as a dog's hind leg.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (FTlwv)
waking up every morning and having to look at that mug has got to take it's toll
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (zYAKU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (qsJge)
Posted by: DanMan at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (XTiHL)
waking up every morning and having to look at that mug has got to take it's toll
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (zYAKU)
He did look like a 14" softball that had been left in the elements for a few years, then used in a game and tore with the first crack of the bat.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:59 AM (Zz0t1)
his successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so
there's no way they don't give it to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM
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Fairly certain they have to hold a special election to replace him.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:53 AM (Kpl3J)
In all seriousness, you know your time on earth is short, you know it's a safe seat, you know you're hanging by a thread--why keep going? Is the love of power that strong?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
That homicide by handgun is dominated by urban blue gun control strongholds.
Guns provided by the floating Zardoz head from Indiana.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sponge
That's a good one! We'll have to remember it for cocktail parties.
Posted by: The Dingell's of Michigan at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (FTlwv)
successor. She's big in the Maryland Dem Party, apparently, so there's
no way they don't give it to her.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Power to the People!!
*I've just been handed this note* *oh*
Power to the Dynasty!!
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (q1Pj5)
Ann Curry? Not so much.
Posted by: Matt Lauer at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Easy Andy at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (9fNWb)
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (qsJge)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Robert Kennedy, Third Of That Name at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (3IWnq)
Posted by: Cosda at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (6M4aa)
Poor old Elijah, he never missed a grift
Poor old Elijah, embezzlement was his gift
Is it any wonder, that his face is brown?
Elijah, from the rat infested town
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (YA914)
Last time I checked, what Adam Schiff suggested to Ambassador Volker is known as "suborning perjury."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:01 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Lots of people keep working because they're afraid of retirement, and with good reason. Plenty of cases of these kinds of people who die shortly after retiring.
Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)
Sometimes focusing on the real issue help one to focus. It sounds to me like the real issue here is the relationship between youngest and eldest kidlet, and your quite correct desire for peace between them. So perhaps the younger one might be able to understand that "you just let this go without saying anything because it upsets your older sibling, and life is hell for all of us when you two are fighting."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Hopefully, to be voted out at first opportunity. We don't have royalty in the US.
Posted by: Sponge at October 17, 2019 10:58 AM (Zz0t1)
It's Maryland. Whichever Democrat gets the seat will die in it, if he or she wishes.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (ejd/p)
I forget. Is Elijah the one who lied about getting spat on be Tea Partiers
Posted by: Ignoramus
Andre Carson also claims to have been spat upon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (j0JAA)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 17, 2019 11:00 AM (RD7QR)
Judging from many anecdotal data points at the local level, oh absolutely.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (q1Pj5)
Even more are single car DUI crashes. It provides plausible deniability
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (qsJge)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:03 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Ignoramus
Andre Carson also claims to have been spat upon.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (aKsyK)
===
Thought that was John Lewis. Breitbart never had to pay out on his challenge.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 17, 2019 10:44 AM (ptqGC)
Kant Even
Posted by: REDACTED
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I recall at one N. GA funeral, after it was over, whispered word went around, and those of us from out of town all gathered around the open trunk of a car, where a good friend poured shots all around.
FWIW, it was at this funeral: https://tinyurl.com/y4rz4eu4
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 17, 2019 11:05 AM (hnyqs)
Staying in the job can keep you going. I don't think malicious intent towards the Republic is necessary to explain this behavior.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)
I've seen a lot of that in private businesses, and the men I know who've done that appear to me to have been those who completely self-identify by the Job they hold. With no job, they have no identity, and feel lost, so they cling to it until their very last breath.
I more identify with my Dad. He had worked for 40 years as a Pharmacist, he liked it but the day came when he had his fill of working every day, and he retired. My mom got sick of him hanging around the house and tried to convince him to go back to work part time. I'll never forget that he said to her "you know, if we really need money that bad, I think I'll just go pick up cans on the side of the road."
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (Kpl3J)
The fact that the light on the zebra is coming from the left and the
light on the cooling towers is coming from the right suggests that the
artist is just fucking with us. Why?
and it's a vampire zebra. you can tell 'cause it casts no shadow.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2019 11:07 AM (sGtp+)
And why they are winning. Please give the argument of why conservatives should continue this strategy.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at October 17, 2019 11:15 AM (/NRYk)
Posted by: REDACTED at October 17, 2019 10:57 AM (zYAKU)
Nope. Suicide is nothing but extreme selfishness. A self absorbed tantrum.
Posted by: Sooner at October 17, 2019 11:20 AM (Fs5vw)
safe seat, you know you're hanging by a thread--why keep going? Is the
love of power that strong?
It's not so much the power, it's being able to royally fuck innocent people's lives just because you can. That's what motivates progs to get out of bed every morning.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy does whatever his television tells him at October 17, 2019 11:39 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: bluebell at October 17, 2019 11:43 AM (aXucN)
Pros do it up close, so they can see the facial progression from shock to outrage.
Ideally, this transformation is captured on video.
Posted by: Zod at October 17, 2019 11:54 AM (OR8aV)
Posted by: Dr_No at October 17, 2019 12:01 PM (imDUY)
UNLESS... it's a commentary on Hillary's impending entry into the democrat field. She arrives from the heavens to save the hapless Democrat Ass, who's about to -- once again -- bang its forlorn, thick skull into the walls of its shit-strewn pen. In that case, the painting is genius.
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