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The Morning Rant

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"I have a bit of perspective for you that might help: Think about something dumb you did. Or, think about the dumbest thing you ever did. You might have screwed something up recently and you're feeling dumb.

"Maybe you blew a stop sign right in front of a cop.

"Or maybe you invested in a company suggested to you by your brother-in-law and you never saw it again.

"Or, maybe you got stinking drunk on the night before a big job interview.

"Or, maybe in college, you dropped some micro-dot just before your chem final, mistimed the dose, and started blazing during the last half of the test rather than after it was over, as you thought you had planned. Oops. True story, that actually happened to a friend of mine, by the way.

"Yeah, that was pretty dumb.

"But even if you've done all of those things, and then some, you can take comfort in knowing you're not a GOP pundit who actually considered the possibility that Adam Schiff was telling the truth.

"I mean, think of all of the dumb crap written by David French.

"Think of all of those dumb tweets put out by Bill 'Ahoy' Kristol, the ones he thinks are so profound but do nothing but reveal his own ignorance.

"Think of all of the dumb tweets put out by Tom Nichols, Jonah Goldberg, and Rick Wilson.

"You'll never be THAT dumb."

h/t Jesse Kelly




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#TheResistance:

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"It's OK When *We* Do It", Part CXLVIII

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Not Many People Know That Back In The 70s, Robert Plant's Preferred Pronouns Were She/Her/Miss:

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Who Dis:

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(click for bigger freckles)
And another photo.



For the 'Ettes:
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Photo #2.



Wednesday's celebs: Unbeknownst to me, and perhaps to many of you morons as well, there was a Teen Wolf TV series a few years back. It ran for about 6 years. Don't know anything else about it, other than Wednesday's hottie Arden Cho was in it for a while, as was Ian Bohen.

Bonus Who Dis: As you might've already guessed, I've been showing Asian actresses this week. So here's one I didn't use, but I think she's drop-dead gorgeous, South Korean beauty Jun Ji Hyun.

Here's another photo.

And another.

And I don't want to leave out the 'ettes, so here's a bonus pic for them. Because, after all, who doesn't love puppies?



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You Peanut Butter Cheesecake Doughnut Holes:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:20 AM




Comments

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1 first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH)

2 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (3sOO0)

3 Missed it by "that" much.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (3sOO0)

4 Lucy Liu and...man with hair.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:20 AM (q80AH)

5 Lucy Liu and Michael Parks. (Good one.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (ClOmq)

6 Ah, cheated on man's picture.

That's an early picture.

And the theme becomes clear.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, with that Kubrick look towards the camera at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)

7 I didn't get the worm...

Oh well, I guess I'll read the contents instead.

Posted by: Late Bird at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (10bW0)

8 Top 10?

Posted by: Thanatopsis at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (P6MXs)

9 Wait...I'm in the top ten?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (iuFgi)

10 Lucy Liu, for the picture. Not sure about the dude.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:22 AM (iuFgi)

11 Joan Collins and a juvenile delinquent

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 04, 2019 11:22 AM (T9rmq)

12 Wait...I'm in the top ten?"

Just claim "first" if you wish...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)

13
Always liked Lucy Liu. Especially in Lucky Number Slevin, where she's downright edible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (veoSD)

14 Don't know any of these people. Chick is cute, though.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (arJlL)

16 Lucy Liu and her father Jimmy Dean.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (PRN3w)

17 In Robert Plant's defense, that picture was taken while he was still trying to buy a Stairway to Heaven.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)

18
Wait...I'm in the top ten?"

Just claim "first" if you wish...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (6qErC)





Or "Sponge".

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (veoSD)

19 Schiff is a joke. A big dumb joke that won't go away.

Posted by: Flyguy at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (3sOO0)

20 That's Lucy Liu.

Posted by: Vanya at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (mzS5s)

21 Lucy "my secret wife" Liu.....she's so cute

(insert stupid emoji with hearts for eyes)

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (7nbjV)

22 Not sure about the dude.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:22 AM (iuFgi)

Sumpin' Bronson.....ex-journalist.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (X/Pw5)

23 Jun Ji Hunh -- wow. Those eyes. And yes, I did look at them first.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (N39Ws)

24 Thankfully not the chick that was on Grey's Anatomy.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (T9rmq)

25 Peanut Butter Cheesecake Doughnut Holes

My blood sugar spiked 35-points merely looking at the picture.

Me want so bad.

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (DU2N9)

26 Peanut Butter Cheesecake Doughnut Holes seems like a cook trying too hard. Why not some whipped cream on it too?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (iqX2J)

27 Lucy Liu is on my list of Most Beautiful Women on Earth.

It's a short list, but it grows all the time.

OM's pic of Jun Ji Hyun qualifies. There is something extra special about attractive Korean women.

Michael Parks was one of the crop of actors who came after James Dean, hoping to be the next JD. He came closest in his look and his mannerisms. He starred in a short-lived TV series in the Sixties, Then Came Bronson, in which he and his motorcycle had a Very Special Relationship. Earlier he played the lead in a film called Bus Riley's Back in Town, with the lovely Kim Darby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (ClOmq)

28 New: Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (BqBId)

29 Lucy Liu. Chi Omega. Trivia that I know.

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (Ed8Zd)

30

Regarding the baby eater I've seen these headlines:

Donald Trump supporter says we should eat babies

Newsweak- Pro-Trump group claims responsibility

TMZ - AOC stunned as Trump supporter says we should eat babies

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (kw5n8)

31 That's that chick from that movie with the guy from the other thing.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (FiUMj)

32 Or "Sponge".

That's going just a bit too far.

Heh.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (6qErC)

33 Add Drew McCoy and Gabriel Malor to the list of dumb tweets.

Anti Trump hacks who ignore so much of reality to take their jabs at Trump.

Posted by: Reality Man at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (xOBRH)

34 How high do you think RP is in that picture?

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (DU2N9)

35 That Virtue Signal card game in the sidebar looks amazing. Definitely something that should be played at future MoMes if it doesn't get cancelled.

Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (6XLoz)

36 My favorite Lucy Liu role was her in Payback.. Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (so+oy)

37 allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free."

Wait, we can do that? No credit cards required?

/AOC

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (6qErC)

38 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (IXZGh)

39 Lucy Liu and some dude that looks a bit like my uncle, sort of. Maybe.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (IXZGh)

40 I love that eating babies troll thing. We need more of that shit. WAR!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (FiUMj)

41 Thankfully not the chick that was on Grey's Anatomy.
Posted by: zeera BMGG


Sandra Oh.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (FE+I8)

42 I thought I was the only one stupid enough to drop acid during my SAT.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (Z1ykJ)

43 30

Regarding the baby eater I've seen these headlines:

Donald Trump supporter says we should eat babies

Newsweak- Pro-Trump group claims responsibility

TMZ - AOC stunned as Trump supporter says we should eat babies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (kw5n

This tells me that they think this is damaging them.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (RD7QR)

44 35 That Virtue Signal card game in the sidebar looks amazing. Definitely something that should be played at future MoMes if it doesn't get cancelled.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (6XLoz)

Yep, already backed. Here's to hoping it meets its goal.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (k76MH)

45 Well, if TMZ and Newsweek say it... (rolls eyes to back of head and prays silently for death)

Posted by: DocJ at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (DU2N9)

46 The statute is actually for anybody *under* the DNI, loser (Brennan). It *does not include* the President.

Tattling to Congress on the President is raping the separation of powers.
Posted by: Axeman at October 04, 2019 11:16 AM (DuZls)

This seems important to keep in mind. The crazies are out in force screeching and hoping everyone forgets the law because OMB.

Brennan seems especially nervous....

Posted by: LASue at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (Ed8Zd)

47 Chick is cute, though.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (RD7QR)

Yes. Robert Plant was sure dreamy back then.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (xPJvm)

48 17 In Robert Plant's defense, that picture was taken while he was still trying to buy a Stairway to Heaven.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)


There are few men in this world who are more aggressively heterosexual than Robert Plant. If even half the accounts I've heard are true, he banged more groupies than Captain Kirk. But even with these impressive credentials he did look sort of... girly back in the day.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (R8APV)

49 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge"

And that's how it's done, y'all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (6qErC)

50 FINALLY! We Ettes get our version of (non) sweater puppies!

Posted by: pookysgirl, storming the bureaucratic battlements at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (XKZwp)

51 I don't care if the baby eater was fake. She sounds only trivially more insane than AOC.

And AOC and her followers just sat their like lemmings and pretended it was nothing because they were waiting for someone else to say it was a bad idea.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (xfb67)

52 I love puppies AND sweater puppies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (IXZGh)

53 Speaking of Lucy Liu, the Wife and I loved watching Elementary, even though Sherlock would occasionally get disturbingly 'woke' for a high-functioning sociopath. I was reading a book on the history of Sherlock Holmes and they were looking down on Elementary, while singing the praises of the BBC Sherlock to high heaven. Elementary > Sherlock, even though it was a standard procedural.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (iuFgi)

54 I remember Michael Parks from Twin Peaks, mostly.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (xPJvm)

55 Plant looks like Jame Gumm in that photo.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (H9Pln)

56 Tokyo Rose and James Dean?

Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (Pzzpr)

57 It struck me this morning ( and yes, it hurt).

They are trying to impeach the President of the US, for a THOUGHT CRIME.

Not for what he did, but for the reasons they say he did it.

Thing about a thought crime, is its impossible to prove. Its ALL inference.

Its why they can't come up with a crime he supposedly committed.

Quid pro quo is NOT a crime. Its the way countries do business. Its the way PEOPLE act constantly.

Asking another country to investigate wrongdoing is NOT a crime.

The President THINKING about withholding foreign aid, is not a crime.

Somehow, though, they want us to think that they can crawl into Mastermind Genius Trumps' brain, and infer INTENT, thus making legal actions, a crime.

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)

58 National Geographic - Russian front group initiates pretend impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives

Posted by: Real Fake News at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (c45xH)

59 Donald Trump supporter says we should eat babies

Newsweak- Pro-Trump group claims responsibility

TMZ - AOC stunned as Trump supporter says we should eat babies
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (kw5n

I don't think the LaRouchies are pro-Trump so much, more they probably see him as a lesser evil than the Donks and Greentards.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (jEgzt)

60 Lucy Liu and...what was the other question?

Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (C78No)

61 was it really a Trump Troll who modest-proposal'ed AOC?

If so, awesome. a lot of us called it last night. if not, then meh, still funny.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (putg8)

62 61 was it really a Trump Troll who modest-proposal'ed AOC?

__

Yeah they took credit for it.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (FiUMj)

63 My mom thinks that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

64
My favorite Lucy Liu role was her in Payback.. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (so+oy)





Trust me. Check her out in Lucky Number Slevin. When she does the Howard Hawksian banter thing with whatsisname playing Slevin.... Makes my knees weak.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (veoSD)

65 Silly Rabbit

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (c10sF)

66 Youtube has clips of Lucy Liu on Craig Ferguson's show.

Looks like she had a good time.

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (arJlL)

67 Lucy Liu was sexbot on Futurama, manufactured by Kidnappster.com.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (AzW6q)

68

Looks like TMZ changed its headline to Distraught woman confronts AOC. The MFM is completely removed from all reality and just puts out whatever it wants to say

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (kw5n8)

69 and the LaRouchies are less nuts than the Democrats since 2008.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (putg8)

70 TMZ caught in a lie? no. when did that happen.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (putg8)

71 My mom thinks that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

All kinds of babies.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

72 My mom thinks that Hillary Clinton eats babies.
Posted by: Sponge

Mother knows best !

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (arJlL)

73 Guy LaDouche was funny on Most Extreme Challenge (MXC).

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (IXZGh)

74
Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (BqBId)


Now all we need is a ban on those Lithuanian bastards travelling to the US.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (7rVsF)

75 OM's pic of Jun Ji Hyun qualifies. There is something extra special about attractive Korean women.

Agree completely. I can usually distinguish them from Japanese women, which might seem strange given the demographics, but it's still the case.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (T6t7i)

76 >>I don't think the LaRouchies are pro-Trump so much, more they probably see him as a lesser evil than the Donks and Greentards.


Yup.
But they probably figure milenials have no idea who Lyndon LaRouche is, so blame DRMPF OrangeManBad!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)

77 Trust me. Check her out in Lucky Number Slevin. When she does the Howard Hawksian banter thing with whatsisname playing Slevin.... Makes my knees weak.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (veoSD)

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A very under rated movie that kinda flew under the radar. I had never heard of it until I saw it once on either Netflix or Prime or one of those. I loved it. Great cast, Bruce Willis, Ben Kingsley, Morgan Freeman.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (FiUMj)

78 Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law

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And you thought going to The Joker premier would be risky.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (+y/Ru)

79 "But even if you've done all of those things, and then some, you can take comfort in knowing you're not a GOP pundit who actually considered the possibility that Adam Schiff was telling the truth.

"I mean, think of all of the dumb crap written by David French.

"Think of all of those dumb tweets put out by Bill 'Ahoy' Kristol, the ones he thinks are so profound but do nothing but reveal his own ignorance.

"Think of all of the dumb tweets put out by Tom Nichols, Jonah Goldberg, and Rick Wilson.
________

For over a year, I've led a blessedly sheltered life. So the only dumbass things I've seen from the aforementioned jerks have been what I've seen here, or similar sites.

So far, I have seen nothing by any of them on UKRAINE! But I assume they were just as astute as they were when it was all RUSSIA!

Posted by: Eeyore at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (ZbwAu)

80 tab hunter?

did you know tab hunter was... um... you don't want to know.

Posted by: mjc at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Pg+x7)

81 Trump doing the lawn press thing.

He's hammering the questions.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)

82 Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

--

Finally addressing the Pole lock.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (PRN3w)

83 Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

__

So they have to use Amex or MasterCard?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (FiUMj)

84 "Maybe you blew a stop sign right in front of a cop.

****

Or...she blew a cop right in front of a stop sign?

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (axyOa)

85 I don't know Asian actresses.

The fellow reminds me of a time-traveling Luke Perry.

I don't care for slingbacks much.

I do like the red heels, though.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Ki5SV)

86 69 and the LaRouchies are less nuts than the Democrats since 2008.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (putg

And given that the LaRouchies are batshit insane...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (RD7QR)

87 A woman here suspected she'd gotten ripped off on a meth deal, so she called the cops and demanded they "test" it.

https://tinyurl.com/yxdfgyl3

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (sWM8x)

88 did you know tab hunter was... um... you don't want to know.

Tabbed ?

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (arJlL)

89 They are trying to impeach the President of the US, for a THOUGHT CRIME.

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2019 11:29 AM (NgKpN)


Actually, I think what it boils down to is that they're trying to impeach Donald Trump for his mean tweets.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (R8APV)

90 Always liked Lucy Liu. Especially in Lucky Number Slevin, where she's downright edible.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:23 AM (veoSD)


She looks good in leather too, as a dominatrix in Payback. And a nice wet t-shirt shot in one of the Brosnan Bond movies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (Z4rgH)

91 Lucy is Chinese. Born in Queens though.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:34 AM (c10sF)

92 "BREAKING: The whistleblower is a registered Democrat & CIA analyst who was detailed before the 2016 election to the Obama White House, where he worked on the NSC's Ukraine desk & met w anti-Trump Ukrainian officials before being sent packing by the Trump NSC & becoming disgruntled.

BREAKING: The Democrat whistleblower who complained about Trump digging up dirt in Ukraine was himself helping dig up dirt in Ukraine against Trump (and Manafort) while working in the Obama White House during 2016 campaign."

Remember when Benedict Arnold blew the whistle on George Washington?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (Ndje9)

93
Trump doing the lawn press thing.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)







Please tell me he's pushing Acosta towards the lawn mower, telling him that he's barely fit to do yard work, like his illegal alien buddies.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (veoSD)

94 Oh, slingback is a type of shoe!

That makes way more sense now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (xfb67)

95
did you know tab hunter was... um... you don't want to know.
Posted by: mjc


Back-door boy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (7rVsF)

96 Democrat candidates in a remake of The Wizard of Oz.

Joey Bidet - If I only had a brain.

Bernie Sanders - If I only had a heart.

Beto as the cowardly lion.

Marianne as the Good Witch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (x0VyO)

97 Robert DeNiro goes full Mel Gibson/Alec Baldwin.

https://bit.ly/330gHAn

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)

98 so Eeyore, your opinion of Jonah Goldberg and David French is that they are full of Pooh?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (putg8)

99 Michael Parks was one of the crop of actors who came after James Dean, hoping to be the next JD. He came closest in his look and his mannerisms. He starred in a short-lived TV series in the Sixties, Then Came Bronson, in which he and his motorcycle had a Very Special Relationship. Earlier he played the lead in a film called Bus Riley's Back in Town, with the lovely Kim Darby.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (ClOmq)


**tips hat**

I did not know any of that. Well done, sir!

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (Ki5SV)

100 Female Who Dis is NOT the model from the Chess Thread.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (E+OcO)

101 Watching the movie the First Purge.

Wondering if we can make that happen. One night, no laws, conservative vs demoncrats in a death match.

Show up on Staten Island if you want to participate.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (hNZ/y)

102 Mmmm, donut holes...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (HaL55)

103 Willowed (oopsie)
Who Dis?
Minnie Pearl and Emo Phillips

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (IttZ7)

104 Paul Sperry tweets.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (Ndje9)

105 Trump expected to announce today that State Department will formally nominate Poland for entry into the Visa Waiver Program - allowing Poles to travel to the U.S. visa-free.

I like it. They seem to think clearly over there.

Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (OiC69)

106 Interesting news item - after a complete blackout on the Las Vegas shooting for nearly a year now, MGM Resorts has announced that they will pay up to $800 million to the families of those who were killed and wounded, in order to settle all claims.

In other words, MGM has announced that it is going to pay out an incredible amount of money just to guarantee that there are no more investigations and no court hearings ever held about this incident. Anyone who complains - well here's a pile of cash, now go away and be quiet.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

107 >>78
Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law


McDonald's will cave faster than a Republican Senator.
Lamb Happy Meals Infidels.

Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (Pzzpr)

108 @seanmdav 4 minutes ago

Who is leading Schiff's impeachment charge against Trump? A Kavanaugh truther and Steele dossier truther who claimed Cohen went to Prague, the dossier had never been "undermined," and that the FBI would have been "derelict" not to use it in a spy warrant.

Daniel Goldman, a former legal analyst for MSNBC, posed multiple questions to Volker during Thursday's closed-door interview of Volker.

https://tinyurl.com/y5u3tmvd

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (cF8AT)

109 Trump doing the lawn press thing.

Posted by: Tami - GO CARDS!!! at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (cF8AT)



Bloomberg "news" has the cyron: Trump speaks to reporters as impeachment crisis escalates.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 11:37 AM (kw5n8)

110 71 My mom thinks that Hillary Clinton eats babies.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:30 AM (IXZGh)

All kinds of babies.
Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:31 AM (X/Pw5)

No, she just bathes in the blood of virgins.

But you have to go really young to make sure they are virgins nowadays.

Posted by: Elizabeth Bathory at October 04, 2019 11:37 AM (NgKpN)

111 7 I didn't get the worm...

Oh well, I guess I'll read the contents instead.
Posted by: Late Bird at October 04, 2019 11:21 AM (10bW0)

Cheer up bird, the second mouse does get the cheese.

Posted by: Central Scrutinzer at October 04, 2019 11:37 AM (vI+F1)

112 Yup.
But they probably figure milenials have no idea who Lyndon LaRouche is, so blame DRMPF OrangeManBad!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:32 AM (bDqIh)


Is Lyndon LaRouche even still alive? Or are his followers carrying his well-preserved corpse around in a glass coffin like Lenin?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:37 AM (R8APV)

113 Halily Meal

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:37 AM (PRN3w)

114
Bloody Mary? Hillary takes that literally.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 11:38 AM (7rVsF)

115 I blew the whistle on the Secretary of the Treasury!

Posted by: Al Capone, Alinsky's Hero at October 04, 2019 11:38 AM (Ndje9)

116 It's cute that Nickelback thinks anyone gives a shit about them. They got more positive exposure from Trump than their entire career provided.

I have a friend from Canada who says almost every time we talk "I apologize for our national disgrace, Nickelback".

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2019 11:38 AM (8ts9m)

117 >>Is Lyndon LaRouche even still alive? Or are his followers carrying his well-preserved corpse around in a glass coffin like Lenin?

No idea - but there's a PAC that posted about this "eat babies" thing 2 das ago. . .

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yyblyhe4

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:38 AM (bDqIh)

118 Wait.. that's really Lucy Liu fer real this time. I thought, this is her, but nah, I've thought that at first glance most days this week. So this time, it is?? Huh. (I rarely recognize any especially youngsters.)

The guy is Kookie Byrnes.



https://youtu.be/iiYj9Ods4OQ

Posted by: mindful webworker - blind squirrel right twice a day at October 04, 2019 11:38 AM (L6lkG)

119 Bonus who dis photos:

The first photo has a couple of things that make it the best of the three.
Seriously, her face is much more attractive in the first one. The three pictures are almost like they are of three different ladies.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (TlVa0)

120 96 Democrat candidates in a remake of The Wizard of Oz.

Joey Bidet - If I only had a brain.

Bernie Sanders - If I only had a heart.

Beto as the cowardly lion.

Marianne as the Good Witch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2019 11:35 AM (x0VyO)

The rest of the dem candidates as the Flying Monkeys. Hillary as - well that's obvious.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (Kpl3J)

121 They are trying to impeach the President of the US, for a THOUGHT CRIME.

They're trying to impeach him for whatever works. He is the biggest danger they have ever faced.

Posted by: t-bird at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (QrTqV)

122 Jun Ji Hyun is pretty but she's had an awful lot of work done.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

123 Billy Bob Thornton in Slingbacks.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (RuIsu)

124 80 tab hunter?

did you know tab hunter was... um... you don't want to know.
Posted by: mjc at October 04, 2019


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I know he was a better actor than he's usually given credit for.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (ClOmq)

125 Then Came Bronson,

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Route 66 on a motorcycle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)

126 Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl

No they are paying out to avoid hundreds of lawsuits that could each be hundred million dollar verdicts.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (c10sF)

127 44 35 That Virtue Signal card game in the sidebar looks amazing. Definitely something that should be played at future MoMes if it doesn't get cancelled.
Posted by: Ian S. at October 04, 2019 11:26 AM (6XLoz)

Yep, already backed. Here's to hoping it meets its goal.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 04, 2019 11:27 AM (k76MH)

I'm surprised Kickstarter allowed it. They have a SJW gatekeeper who blocks "problematic" projects. She looks exactly like you think she looks. It does look fun, but if I were to nit pick, I'd combine the "identity" & "diversity" alignments & add an "environmental justice" alignment instead

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (7HtZB)

128 Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law
McDonald's will cave faster than a Republican Senator.

Lamb Happy Meals Infidels.
Posted by: Galil at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (Pzzpr)


I was wondering when this was going to start happening here.

They've been hollering about "halal" food for a number of years now in Great Britain. This is just another front in the Islamicists holy war against the West.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (R8APV)

129 I like how the perception of James Dean impersonators is completely different than that of Elvis impersonators.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (PRN3w)

130 You're all just jealous because I rode the Wild, Wild Surf.

Posted by: Tab Hunter at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (sWM8x)

131 He starred in a short-lived TV series in the Sixties, Then Came Bronson, in which he and his motorcycle had a Very Special Relationship. Earlier he played the lead in a film called Bus Riley's Back in Town, with the lovely Kim Darby.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I still remember him telling that girl, 'you don't work, you don't eat....'

Made an impression on my adolescent self.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (FTlwv)

132 We were whistleblowers on that bastard Truman. Also ConEd.

Posted by: The Rosenbergs at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (Ndje9)

133 The nevertrumpers keep walking into a store full of rakes on Trump, I've never seen anyone fall so easily into confirmation bias in my life. Worst judgment, ever.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (KZzsI)

134 122
Jun Ji Hyun is pretty but she's had an awful lot of work done.


If so, it's light years ahead of what you typically see in Hollywood actresses of a certain age. How do you know?

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (T6t7i)

135 I like how the perception of James Dean impersonators is completely different than that of Elvis impersonators.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:40 AM (PRN3w)

Elvis impersonators...should have a union.

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (X/Pw5)

136 Speaking of Lucy Liu, the Wife and I loved watching Elementary, even though Sherlock would occasionally get disturbingly 'woke' for a high-functioning sociopath. I was reading a book on the history of Sherlock Holmes and they were looking down on Elementary, while singing the praises of the BBC Sherlock to high heaven. Elementary > Sherlock, even though it was a standard procedural.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (iuFgi)


There's an excellent (IMO) book about the Master, The World of Sherlock Holmes by Martin Fido, who also wrote an excellent treatment of the Whitechapel Murders, The Crimes, Death and Detection of Jack the Ripper:

https://tinyurl.com/y33gnb85

https://tinyurl.com/y5ojad9l

He also penned Oscar Wilde, which I also enjoyed:

https://tinyurl.com/yyq7xt6x

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (Ki5SV)

137 Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law

Are babies haram? Asking for a constituent...

Posted by: AOC at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (NAs56)

138 122 Jun Ji Hyun is pretty but she's had an awful lot of work done.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019


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I don't care. The work doesn't show in the pics, and the end result is spectacular.

I hated the TV Charlie's Angels -- the series was a by-the-numbers Aaron Spelling cop show, really -- but what I've seen of the movie version with Lucy, Drew Barrymore, and Cameron Diaz sparkled, not least because of Lucy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (ClOmq)

139
Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law

*sighs*

If you don't like what they serve, don't go there.

Moron Activists Demand Vegan Restaurant Serve Ribeyes.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (7rVsF)

140 >>They've been hollering about "halal" food for a number of years now in Great Britain. This is just another front in the Islamicists holy war against the West.



They will force everyone to eat halal food, it will be like how CA regs drive manufacturers to conform to their demands and it's cheaper to do it across the board.

Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

141 Oh, girl in the black shoes has a nice arch.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (ClOmq)

142 What up with the gramma shoes?

Posted by: Stacy at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (sI15f)

143 I like how the perception of James Dean impersonators is completely different than that of Elvis impersonators.

or Carrot Top impersonators.

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (arJlL)

144 Route 66 on a bike with a 2.2 gallon tank. Lots of opportunities to stop and interact with stereotypical rubes.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (RuIsu)

145 Elvis impersonators...should have a union.
Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (X/Pw5


I believe the fall under the Actors Guild. SAG AFTRA

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 11:43 AM (hNZ/y)

146 If we're highlighting Asian hotties, Korean actor/singer/idol Rain, please. Also Japanese actor Matsuda Shota, because YES.

Posted by: MWR, the Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at October 04, 2019 11:43 AM (GczPp)

147 Elvis impersonators...should have a union.
Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:41 AM (X/Pw5)

One of my favorite guilty pleasure movies is 3000 Miles to Graceland.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:43 AM (c10sF)

148 Good morning Horde, and Thanks for the Epic Rant, OM!

Hitting a deadline here, so:

Once again, I am raising money to help in the fight against breast cancer with my team: Love, Hope and Faith. Our walk is coming up quickly (Saturday, October 19th in Dayton, Ohio).

** Contributions made today are eligible for matching from Chiquita (go bananas!).**

Will you please help out by making a donation - any amount helps:

https://secure.acsevents.org/site/TR/?fr_id=94385pg=personalpx=38384062

Thank you!!

Posted by: ibguy at October 04, 2019 11:43 AM (4fdwv)

149 53 Speaking of Lucy Liu, the Wife and I loved watching Elementary, even though Sherlock would occasionally get disturbingly 'woke' for a high-functioning sociopath. I was reading a book on the history of Sherlock Holmes and they were looking down on Elementary, while singing the praises of the BBC Sherlock to high heaven. Elementary > Sherlock, even though it was a standard procedural.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 11:28 AM (iuFgi)

Much like the Hawaii Five-0 and Magnum PI reboots, Elementary could be so much better if they just let it stand on its own merits as a new show rather than cannibalizing the greats of the past that it's loosely based on.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at October 04, 2019 11:43 AM (N4xQB)

150 marlon brando impersonators shouting "STELLA! in New Orleans:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQo1EIhpKvI

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (Kpl3J)

151 Then Came Bronson suffered from a pretentious name, I think it could have done better with a different title.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (KZzsI)

152 Colorado has a "civil rights" division, "Dora", which is full of fanatics. it is literally illegal here to post "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone". if Muslims want a "halal option" then we are all going halal.

bake the cake, infidels!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (putg8)

153 Oh, slingback is a type of shoe!



Some people call it a Kaiserback, I call it a Slingback.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (iqX2J)

154 I still remember him telling that girl, 'you don't work, you don't eat....'


Musta been a Captain John Smith fan.......

Posted by: JT at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (arJlL)

155 I thought Nickleback was a spinoff of a gay cowboy movie.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (nRWPy)

156 Elvis Imitators

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il_Fmr8lsWw

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (X/Pw5)

157 146
If we're highlighting Asian hotties, Korean actor/singer/idol Rain, please. Also Japanese actor Matsuda Shota, because YES.

I was in Korea a couple of years ago, and they have lots of ads and shows with boy bands, but the boys are in full makeup. I'm not talking pancake, I'm talking mascara, shadow, pink lipstick, etc. It is rather jarring.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (T6t7i)

158 Irreconcilable differences. This is going to be a very messy and bitter divorce... or destruction of blue cities.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (pw+jk)

159 "why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters"

try Virginia

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (putg8)

160 They will force everyone to eat halal food, it will be like how CA regs drive manufacturers to conform to their demands and it's cheaper to do it across the board.
Posted by: Lizzy at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (bDqIh)

Halal: Purina Orc Chow.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (jEgzt)

161 Peanut Butter Cheesecake Doughnut Holes.
AYFKM.
Bunk.


Posted by: dananjcon at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (u6xw0)

162 tab hunter?



did you know tab hunter was... um... you don't want to know.

Posted by: mjc at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (Pg+x7)


Loved him in Polyester. I still have the scratch n' sniff card somewhere.

Posted by: clutch cargo at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (Z1ykJ)

163 99 Michael Parks was one of the crop of actors who came after James Dean, hoping to be the next JD. He came closest in his look and his mannerisms. He starred in a short-lived TV series in the Sixties, Then Came Bronson, in which he and his motorcycle had a Very Special Relationship. Earlier he played the lead in a film called Bus Riley's Back in Town, with the lovely Kim Darby.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (ClOmq)

**tips hat**

I did not know any of that. Well done, sir!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019


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Thanks, MPPPP. That was all from memory, and it pretty much cleaned out the little cubbyhole of my memory about Bronson and Parks. I had no idea he was in Twin Peaks years later.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (ClOmq)

164 Elementary could be so much better if they just let it stand on its own merits as a new show rather than cannibalizing the greats of the past that it's loosely based on.

That was my reaction right from the start. I gave it one season hoping it wouldn't keep being annoying and then quit watching. If it didn't pretend it was remotely related to Sherlock Holmes, it would be fine.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

165 Route 66 on a bike with a 2.2 gallon tank. Lots of opportunities to stop and interact with stereotypical rubes.

--

The new electric Harley. Stop, take 11 hour break for bike to recharge, continue another 50 miles, stop, take 11 hour break for bike to recharge, continue another 50 miles...

Arguably the most perfect bar-to-bar bike ever conceived, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (PRN3w)

166 I like the slingback and the doughnut, the other shoes and stars are not remotely attractive.

Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (nRWPy)

167 I just hate it when you have a home on the market and try to have an Open House but all you get is Lucy Loos.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (mvenn)

168
My mom thinks that Hillary Clinton eats babies.


Has Her Heinous proven that she hasn't? Well, has she?

It's the Kavanaugh Law that the rabid Left has deemed to be passed. It's the antithesis of American jurisprudence where proof of guilt is required.

Also, the presumption of innocence is recognized as a basic human right.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (HaL55)

169 right. edd "kookie" byrnes.

i knew it was one of those guys.

Posted by: mjc at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (Pg+x7)

170 If so, it's light years ahead of what you typically see in Hollywood actresses of a certain age. How do you know?

Korea has the best plastic surgeons on earth and they specialize in making Koreans look less... Korean.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:47 AM (KZzsI)

171 91 Lucy is Chinese. Born in Queens though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019


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I thought she grew up in CA?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:47 AM (ClOmq)

172 Eating babies or killing them and injecting their stem cells into you. Is there that big a difference?

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (c10sF)

173 Michael Parks was one of the crop of actors who came after James
Dean, hoping to be the next JD. He came closest in his look and his
mannerisms. He starred in a short-lived TV series in the Sixties, Then
Came Bronson, in which he and his motorcycle had a Very Special
Relationship.


I do remember seeing bits of that show. I was a young teen, trying to figure out how to get girls (it took awhile longer) but I was convinced that if I could just look sort of like that guy, they'd be falling out of trees for me.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (T6t7i)

174 There's a hilariously well-endowed Korean girl named Velvet who streams on Twitch. She barely speaks English and just jumps up and down on her stream for tips. They keep suspending her and she cant figure out why. They always let her back on though.


https://bit.ly/2ogBH71


https://bit.ly/2AKkiGt

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (CQ3Qb)

175 Candace Owens stirring up trouble.

Candace Owens@RealCandaceO
If you're trying to determine whether the #EatTheBabies woman was a troll, you're missing the point: @AOC allowing a woman to discuss bombing Russia and eating infants, without ONCE condemning those ideas, proves that Democrats are okay with violence-as long as it votes blue.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)

176 I'm kicking in money for the Virtue-Signalling Game Kickstarter project, and so should you.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (R8APV)

177 If you told me that was a very young Bryan Cranston I would believe you.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:49 AM (c10sF)

178 Colorado has a "civil rights" division, "Dora", which is full of fanatics. it is literally illegal here to post "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone". if Muslims want a "halal option" then we are all going halal.

bake the cake, infidels!
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:44 AM (putg

------

Yup.

And since I hate this place, I have often considered whether I should start gaming DORA-CCRD. Just file ridiculous complaints against Lefty businesses on behalf of Lefty victim groups constantly, and force them to bake every cake I can think of, and make life as hard as I can for the Californians who made this happen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2019 11:49 AM (AzW6q)

179 By the way, if Democrats in Congress start arresting cabinet and Executive Branch members, I expect a violent backlash. That's a classic coup d'etat which is what they are ultimately after- seizing power.

I expect the at least some of the Capital Police will resist such a request.

They are destroying our country one institution at a time.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2019 11:49 AM (8ts9m)

180 I would think even neverTrumpers could operate on the default assumption Adam Schiff and the media always lie.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (aCNZ6)

181 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il_Fmr8lsWw
Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (X/Pw5)

Classic! Thanks for posting that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (jEgzt)

182 So they have to use Amex or MasterCard?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:33 AM (FiUMj)

Only accept Carte Blanche

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (/xBTM)

183 Who Dis? male is extremely funny, given the Asian actors theme this week. He's included for a single role he played. Once the actor is named, can we got John Kerry to (mis-)pronounce the name of the character he played so we can all have a good laugh at JK's expense?

Posted by: Bad_Spellar at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (CmvjY)

184 151 Then Came Bronson suffered from a pretentious name, I think it could have done better with a different title.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019


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It was Late Sixties stuff, when the networks were trying to be Relevant. I think it came along the year after Easy Rider made such a big splash at the box office. (Full disclosure: I have yet to see ER all the way through, and don't think I've missed much.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (ClOmq)

185 Candace Owens@RealCandaceO
If you're trying to determine whether the #EatTheBabies woman was a troll, you're missing the point: @AOC allowing a woman to discuss bombing Russia and eating infants, without ONCE condemning those ideas, proves that Democrats are okay with violence-as long as it votes blue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)


Pretty much this.....

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:51 AM (IXZGh)

186 "Look at this photograph, every time it makes me laugh. Why are Hunter's eyes so red? Are those hair plugs on Joe's head?"

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (5l6gb)

187 the Biden family loves scratch and sniff .

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (putg8)

188 old lady shoes? really ?

Posted by: chimichango at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (B+t5k)

189 For supposed smart, well read people, NeverTrumpers don't know much history. Otherwise they'd realize as soon as the Left sends us to the camps, David French and Max Boot are on the next train.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (FiUMj)

190 The new electric Harley. Stop, take 11 hour break for bike to recharge, heals rift between banker father and his artist daughter, continue another 50 miles, stop, take 11 hour break for bike to recharge, proves ex-con on parole was framed for that bank job, ccontinue another 50 miles...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (+y/Ru)

191 I wish Candice Owens could run for President. Only five more years before she is 35.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (hNZ/y)

192 *"Or, maybe you got stinking drunk on the night before a big job interview.*

*Looks around the room*

Who does that?

Posted by: tbodie at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (wyNrR)

193 183 Who Dis? male is extremely funny, given the Asian actors theme this week. He's included for a single role he played. Once the actor is named, can we got John Kerry to (mis-)pronounce the name of the character he played so we can all have a good laugh at JK's expense?
Posted by: Bad_Spellar at October 04, 2019 11:50 AM (CmvjY)


Jayne-jiss Kahn?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:52 AM (R8APV)

194 I know virtually nothing about Nickelback so I won't apologize.

Posted by: Northernlurker at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (aCNZ6)

195 107 >>78
Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law



easy enough. no shirt, no shoes, or moon god believer, no service.

Posted by: x at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (nFwvY)

196 Speaking of eye candy, whatever happened to NOSTRILITUS?

Posted by: Spermwing Plover at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (sWM8x)

197 I've never seen Easy Rider except small clips. It didn't look very good. One of those "at the time it was amazing" things that did not age well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

198 I miss Steve Goodman.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (RuIsu)

199 183 Who Dis? male is extremely funny, given the Asian actors theme this week. He's included for a single role he played. Once the actor is named, can we got John Kerry to (mis-)pronounce the name of the character he played so we can all have a good laugh at JK's expense?
Posted by: Bad_Spellar at October 04, 2019


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IMDb says the character Parks played was James "Jim" Bronson. I always thought his first name was "Thencame."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (ClOmq)

200 Those eyes. They suggest the suppository moved wrong.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (xG/b0)

201 OM, I know what women want. I wrote a paper about it.

Posted by: bernie! at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (ransv)

202 Trump gets four more years. Jr runs with Owens on the ticket. Eight years. Then Owens runs.


Please Lord.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 11:54 AM (hNZ/y)

203 Robert Plant in the '70's was pretty much the only male on the planet that could pull off the flowers-in-the-hair look.

Posted by: JoeF. at October 04, 2019 11:54 AM (NFEMn)

204 I miss Steve Goodman.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (RuIsu)

yeah

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 11:54 AM (X/Pw5)

205 stop, take 11 hour break for bike to recharge, proves ex-con on parole was framed for that bank job, ccontinue another 50 miles...

-

Unplugs drop cord, puts it under seat, presses start button and silently hums away for 23 miles since the breaker tripped and the bike didn't fully recharge.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - why don't Democrats speak ebonics to appeal to black voters? at October 04, 2019 11:54 AM (PRN3w)

206 Thanks for the bonus pic of the hottie with the puppies!

Yowza!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 04, 2019 11:54 AM (ptqGC)

207 I actually liked the first album from Nickelback. Then he started banging that chick that ruined him like all the rest.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (IXZGh)

208 Please turn over the shoe porn section to a woman! I will send pics if you need them!

Posted by: Hillary4Prison at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (3aBcq)

209 I expect the at least some of the Capital Police will resist such a request.

Capitol Police don't work for the Speaker. IIRC, they work for the Architect of the Capitol, who reports to both Houses. Don't think the Republican Senate will let them go haring off to arrest Executive Branch employees.

Just the Sergeant at Arms of the House to enforce Nanzi's delusions, versus the Marshalls, Diplomatic Security Service, GSA Police, etc.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (/xBTM)

210 Operation Mindcrime - Queensryche
********
They are trying to Impeach PDT for a thought crime

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)

211 I want nay I NEED those grey sandals!!!!

Posted by: Cheriebebe at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (a4qVe)

212 IMDb says the character Parks played was James "Jim" Bronson. I always thought his first name was "Thencame."

"Came" was his middle name.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #Progressivismisruin at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (HaL55)

213 Robert Plant in the '70's was pretty much the only male on the planet that could pull off the flowers-in-the-hair look.

Yeah when you're a raging sex god that has women piled on him like tribbles on Captain Kirk, you can pull off that look.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (KZzsI)

214 OM, I know what women want. I wrote a paper about it.
Posted by: bernie! at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (ransv)


I wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Kurt Cobain at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (IXZGh)

215 French and Boot hope to be the conductors

Posted by: Anna Puma at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (x0VyO)

216 Operation Mindcrime - Queensryche
********
They are trying to Impeach PDT for a thought crime
Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (BqBId)


Now I'm hoping my playlist heard you and rolls something from that rippin' album shortly......

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (IXZGh)

217 Lucy Liu is one of those impossible women, like Chinese girls with green eyes. Freckles and Asian features, its kryptonite for me.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (KZzsI)

218 https://www.bing.com/images/
search?q=michelle+yeohqpvt=
michele+yeohFORM=IARRSM

Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (FhXTo)

219 210 derp state "they're trying to impeach pdt for a thought crime..."

not only that - they're trying to impeach him for a pre-crime thought crime.

Posted by: mjc at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (Pg+x7)

220 "I wrote a song about it.
Posted by: Kurt Cobain at October 04, 2019 11:56 AM (IXZGh)"

Most women don't like Lithium, they just need it.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (oZ6kz)

221 Route 66 on a bike with a 2.2 gallon tank. Lots of opportunities to stop and interact with stereotypical rubes.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 11:42 AM (RuIsu)

Man no kidding. You're stopping every hour or so. Life before the invention of the sportster "king" tank.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

222 166 I like the slingback and the doughnut, the other shoes and stars are not remotely attractive.
Posted by: dagny at October 04, 2019 11:46 AM (nRWPy)


Well, at least you liked a couple of things. I'm giving myself a win.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 11:58 AM (R8APV)

223 That "eat more babies" loon was NOT a Republican as the lying Democrats say. She is part of the continuing LaRouche neo-Nazi movement.

Posted by: Vic at October 04, 2019 11:58 AM (mpXpK)

224 They are trying to Impeach PDT for a thought crime
========

That's all right. We made rulings based on what we thought he felt.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges Everywhere! at October 04, 2019 11:58 AM (vg8iE)

225
I expect the at least some of the Capital Police will resist such a request.

Capitol Police don't work for the Speaker. IIRC, they work for the Architect of the Capitol, who reports to both Houses. Don't think the Republican Senate will let them go haring off to arrest Executive Branch employees.

Just the Sergeant at Arms of the House to enforce Nanzi's delusions, versus the Marshalls, Diplomatic Security Service, GSA Police, etc.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (/xBTM)





Not to mention the Secret Service, although I have my doubts about their loyalty to the Constitution, much like the rest of Federal LEOs.

Heavily supplement the SS at the White House with Marines from Eighth and I, and NOW you're talkin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 04, 2019 11:58 AM (veoSD)

226 Capitol Police don't work for the Speaker. IIRC, they work for the Architect of the Capitol, who reports to both Houses. Don't think the Republican Senate will let them go haring off to arrest Executive Branch employees.

Just the Sergeant at Arms of the House to enforce Nanzi's delusions, versus the Marshalls, Diplomatic Security Service, GSA Police, etc.
Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (/xBTM)

it's fun to watch these progs who know absolutely NOTHING about Constitutional Government wake up to the fact that "Oh, in the American System it's the EXECUTIVE Branch that has to Execute all of the laws!!!"

Congress, on it's own, is extremely weak. And when it's only 1/2 of Congress, aka the House, it is pathetically weak. It has no power to enforce anything, except by asking the Attorney General to please do it for them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:59 AM (Kpl3J)

227 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (9Om/r)

The Fat Boy has a 5 gallon tank.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:59 AM (c10sF)

228 I think Parks played the guy who owned One-Eyed Jacks in Twin Peaks.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2019 12:00 PM (E+OcO)

229 208 Please turn over the shoe porn section to a woman! I will send pics if you need them!
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (3aBcq)


Send them to my e-mail address:

My AoSHQ nic at yahoo.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 12:00 PM (R8APV)

230 The Fat Boy has a 5 gallon tank.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:59 AM (c10sF)


Did you say Fat Boys?


https://youtu.be/KXJzYFxXgbY

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 12:00 PM (IXZGh)

231 Top 300!

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 04, 2019 12:00 PM (88+cf)

232 In other words, MGM has announced that it is going to pay out an incredible amount of money just to guarantee that there are no more investigations and no court hearings ever held about this incident. Anyone who complains - well here's a pile of cash, now go away and be quiet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)

We haven't heard anything more about how that Notre Dame fire started, have we?

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (iuFgi)

233 Sherlock would occasionally get disturbingly 'woke' for a high-functioning sociopath.

The show needed a good Grand/Service sponsor.

Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (FhXTo)

234 Why the hell would anyone want to look at shoes?

Makes no sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (1ISKN)

235 Everybody knows that Pelosi's son is also a board member for an energy company doing business in Ukraine and that he travels there too right? That's been reported hasn't it?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (CQ3Qb)

236 The Fat Boy has a 5 gallon tank.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at October 04, 2019 11:59 AM (c10sF)

yeah but that looks a tad silly on a sportster. Its like balancing a keg on your bicycle. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

237 Yeah they're trying to tie LaRouche to Trump which is like trying to tie Korn to Chumbawumba ("they were both 90s bands!! Its practically the same!).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (KZzsI)

238 "Then Came Puddles"

A giant singing clown on an electric bike tours the south.

Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (RuIsu)

239 234
Why the hell would anyone want to look at shoes?



Makes no sense.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Beats looking at feet.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (T6t7i)

240 Is it True Trump today trolled the left by asking the new Joker to help investigate Brennan, Rhodes, & Clapper.

Posted by: Quilp at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Bf3hj)

241 Yeah, but Harley makes an electric bike now, so they're out.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (1ISKN)

242 Any baby recipes for Moron Cooking V2?

Posted by: Roland THTG at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (88+cf)

243 238 "Then Came Puddles"

A giant singing clown on an electric bike tours the south.
Posted by: klaftern at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (RuIsu)

A Vespa maybe?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (Kpl3J)

244 207 I actually liked the first album from Nickelback. Then he started banging that chick that ruined him like all the rest.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (IXZGh)


Yeah, tell me about it.

Posted by: Zombie John Lennon at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (R8APV)

245 Sky Sources: a 14-year-old boy has been shot in the thigh during protests in Hong Kong and is in a serious condition in hospital

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 12:02 PM (BqBId)

246 235
Everybody knows that Pelosi's son is also a board member for an energy
company doing business in Ukraine and that he travels there too right?
That's been reported hasn't it?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans


I did not know that. Got a link? It explains a great deal. She's canny enough to know this will come back to bite her wrinkled, sagging old ass.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (T6t7i)

247 I was a whistleblower on the SEC. You're welcome.

Posted by: Bernie Madoff at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (Ndje9)

248 Candace Owens@RealCandaceO
If you're trying to determine whether the #EatTheBabies woman was a troll, you're missing the point: @AOC allowing a woman to discuss bombing Russia and eating infants, without ONCE condemning those ideas, proves that Democrats are okay with violence-as long as it votes blue.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 11:48 AM (+y/Ru)




She's 100% right so of course all the MFM will try to do is deflect it to say it was a Trump supporter

Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (mpeBU)

249 think Parks played the guy who owned One-Eyed Jacks in Twin Peaks.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 04, 2019 12:00 PM (E+OcO)


I ate at a road side shack called that once outside of Buffalo NY. Coworkers said it had the best buffalo wings in the world.

I was puking for 2 days straight.

Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (IXZGh)

250 Can you look up a persons party affiliation?

Somebody named Amy Haskins went after Joni Ernst in Iowa about Trump inquiring about Biden.

Smells like a Democrat plant.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (8ts9m)

251 Mrs berserker learned to ride on a bike like Bronson's. An old 1960's right side shift iron head sportster. That one was a kick start with a magneto. One of my dumber moves since *I* had to start it for her.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (9Om/r)

252 27 Lucy Liu is on my list of Most Beautiful Women on Earth.

It's a short list, but it grows all the time.

OM's pic of Jun Ji Hyun qualifies. There is something extra special about attractive Korean women.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
-------------------
Concur and while I agree that there are incredible attractive Korean women out there, there are also incredibly attractive Thai women that make you stop in your tracks.

Farung Yuthithum
Mai Jaroenpura
Woonsen Virithipa
Mai Davika Hoorne
Ivrin Reya Osathanond

Immediately come to my mind.

Hubba hubba hubba

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (HqJdq)

253 Now I'm hoping my playlist heard you and rolls something from that rippin' album shortly......
Posted by: Sponge at October 04, 2019 11:57 AM (IXZGh)
********
Yep ! I Love Album/CD !!!

Posted by: Derp State is in Deep Shit at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (BqBId)

254 Nood

Posted by: Furious George at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (9vQJW)

255 Josh Caplan@joshdcaplan
WashPost Slaps Adam Schiff with Four Pinocchios for 'Flat-Out False' Claim

-
Oh, man! What a dilemma! I have to either believe Shifty or WaPo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)

256 Muslim Activists Demand McDonald's Serve Food That Complies With Sharia Law

Time for Zombie Ray Kroc to come back and tell them, "This is America, goat-fuckers. You want sharia, go back to whatever shithole sandbox you crawled out of."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (Ki5SV)

257 For crying out loud, Pep! I just pictured Pelosi's ass.

You can't just blurt out stuff like that.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (1ISKN)

258 I was willowed, but:

Political street theater was created by the left, usually in oppressive
police states where there was no real access to media exposure for
dissenting voices.

It was pushed a lot in South and Central
America. The idea is to get coherent messages out, that are funny and
ludicrous, so they get passed word of mouth. The ideas become memes in
society, at least for a while.

I think Breitbart had an idea of it when he said to be splashy and have fun.

The
fact of the Swedish accent, the hysterical and ludicrous premise, and
claims that bombing Russia is not enough of a solution kind of tells me
that either this was theater, or life has truly begun to imitate art.

Posted by: Kindltot at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (xG/b0)

259 234 Why the hell would anyone want to look at shoes?

Makes no sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (1ISKN)


Well, Rachel Maddow actually does have a few people watch her show. Some people truly have no life.

Posted by: Roy at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (g5NxQ)

260 I did not know that. Got a link? It explains a great
deal. She's canny enough to know this will come back to bite her
wrinkled, sagging old ass.


Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 12:03 PM (T6t7i)

She's done promo ads for the company too:
https://bit.ly/2ogFxwX

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (CQ3Qb)

261 Then Came Bronson was basically Kung Fu on a Harley.

Bronson = Cain

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (mvenn)

262 Why the hell would anyone want to look at shoes?

Makes no sense.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (1ISKN)


Let me show you the way, son.

Posted by: Rex Ryan at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (IXZGh)

263 O-Ren Ishii!!!!

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (gmo/4)

264 Posted this earlier but where are OUT whistleblowers?


No one has dirt on Schiff? Pelosi? Biden? Obama?

Maybe it's because of fear of Arkancide

Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 04, 2019 12:05 PM (hNZ/y)

265 yeah but that looks a tad silly on a sportster. Its like balancing a keg on your bicycle. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

I dunno...K Models had a 5 gal tank

Posted by: BignJames at October 04, 2019 12:05 PM (X/Pw5)

266 So the eating babies person was a LaRouchie?

I must admit I admire the LaRouche Nuts for (1) consistency and (2) thinking really BIG at least.

Their solution to Globull Warming? All out Nuclear Power. Massive hydro dams on Alaska's Yukon River and other Northern Rivers that would be at least 1 Terrawatt of power each. Electric everything. Power so cheap you would no longer meter it.

Unlike the Eco Luddites who just want us to freeze in the dark.

Rising Sea Levels? Their solutions were massive too. Northern River Reversal and replenish the Aral Sea. Flood the Quattara Depression and other below sea level areas. Divert the Congo River to create Mega Lake Chad in the Sahara.

Unlike Leftists who hated Western Civilization, the LaRouchies revel in it. Warped Socialist Western Civ, but Western Civ nonetheless.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 04, 2019 12:05 PM (ujg0T)

267 I gotta admit...not a fan of Asian womenz. Just not. No idea why. I can appreciate the beauty but...no.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 12:06 PM (axyOa)

268 208 Please turn over the shoe porn section to a woman! I will send pics if you need them!
Posted by: Hillary4Prison at October 04, 2019 11:55 AM (3aBcq)


----------

To be fair, six months ago OM was posting shoe pics from a 40 year-old Montgomery Ward catalog so the trend is definitely improving.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 04, 2019 12:06 PM (IK9nN)

269 Then Came Bronson was basically O Brother Where Art Thou on a Harley.

Bronson = The Soggy Bottom Boys

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 12:07 PM (mvenn)

270 And for the record, Lyndon LaRouche died last February at 96, but his widow (quite young relatively speaking at 71) carries on.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 04, 2019 12:07 PM (ujg0T)

271 235 Everybody knows that Pelosi's son is also a board member for an energy company doing business in Ukraine and that he travels there too right? That's been reported hasn't it?


Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at October 04, 2019 12:01 PM (CQ3Qb)


Which would make bringing it up into the MSM and hyping it as the ultimate "Impeach Trump!" fantasy insane. Rather than using the MSM to bury it as usual, you just made it and everything about it the topic of conversation:

"Why did you set off the burglar alarm? We were getting away!"
"Don't worry! We'll escape in the confusion and chaos!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - It Is Never Time to Eat The Babies at The Outrage Outlet! at October 04, 2019 12:07 PM (hLRSq)

272 Lucy Liu and Michael Parks were both in "Kill Bill".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 04, 2019 12:07 PM (4Ii/Q)

273 197 I've never seen Easy Rider except small clips. It didn't look very good. One of those "at the time it was amazing" things that did not age well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 04, 2019 11:53 AM (KZzsI)


Overall, it was a crappy movie, but the dropping-acid-in-the-cemetery scene was the closest movie depiction of what an acid trip is like that I've ever seen, before or since.

Don't ask me how I know.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 12:08 PM (R8APV)

274 Then Came Bronson was basically Homer's Odyssey on a Harley.

Bronson = Ulysses

Posted by: Muldoon at October 04, 2019 12:09 PM (mvenn)

275 Yo-Yo Ma!

Posted by: Kramer at October 04, 2019 12:10 PM (BDZWU)

276 silently hums away for 23 miles since the breaker tripped and the bike didn't fully recharge.

Lithium fire burns down small town.

Posted by: DaveA at October 04, 2019 12:11 PM (FhXTo)

277 267 I gotta admit...not a fan of Asian womenz. Just not. No idea why. I can appreciate the beauty but...no.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2019 12:06 PM (axyOa)



Perhaps it is an acquired taste. I came from the Greater San Francisco area, where we have a saying: The women whe like men don't speak English well, and the women who speak English well, they don't like men.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 04, 2019 12:11 PM (ujg0T)

278 The first photo is not Jun Ji-Hyun aka Gianna Jun. That's Chinese actress Li Bingbing. I can't be sure about the second photo. The third is definitely Gianna.

Posted by: Oggi at October 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Bk5Q+)

279 272 Lucy Liu and Michael Parks were both in "Kill Bill".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 04, 2019 12:07 PM (4Ii/Q)


Right. And you're actually the first to explicitly state the connection.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 12:11 PM (R8APV)

280 I was in Korea a couple of years ago, and they have lots of ads and shows with boy bands, but the boys are in full makeup. I'm not talking pancake, I'm talking mascara, shadow, pink lipstick, etc. It is rather jarring.
Posted by: pep at October 04, 2019 11:45 AM (T6t7i)

I've seen discussion on Quora about the members of one KBB being drafted for their national service, and the impact it might have on the band, and whether the older members should be deferred until the younger ones are eligible. Otherwise, they could be out of business for three to six years, depending on the ages of the members.

Or if they should all just be deferred.

Posted by: Fox2! at October 04, 2019 12:12 PM (/xBTM)

281 Kirk Douglas, was the best Ulysses.

Posted by: Archer at October 04, 2019 12:12 PM (gmo/4)

282 278 The first photo is not Jun Ji-Hyun aka Gianna Jun. That's Chinese actress Li Bingbing. I can't be sure about the second photo. The third is definitely Gianna.
Posted by: Oggi at October 04, 2019 12:11 PM (Bk5Q+)


Dang. You're right.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at October 04, 2019 12:13 PM (R8APV)

283 Ace up

Posted by: rickb223 at October 04, 2019 12:15 PM (FE+I8)

284 @277-267 Diogenes/Curmudgeon-Black, white, yellow, red, brown......ugly is ugly and good looking is good looking. I don't have a discriminating bone in my body.....especially THAT bone. I like all beautiful looking women.

Posted by: JROD at October 04, 2019 12:16 PM (8mnOK)

285 122 Jun Ji Hyun is pretty but she's had an awful lot of work done.

Yeah, don't care. A 1, with a bullet.

Posted by: free tibet at October 04, 2019 12:18 PM (elfAG)

286
Womens' beautiful feet + donut holes.

Who needs pornhub?

Posted by: Sapwolf at October 04, 2019 12:20 PM (PRyLN)

287 The Resistance meme would be better with Trigglypuff instead of the toddler.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at October 04, 2019 12:27 PM (P/ALc)

288 27 Lucy Liu is on my list of Most Beautiful Women on Earth.

It's a short list, but it grows all the time.

OM's pic of Jun Ji Hyun qualifies. There is something extra special about attractive Korean women.

Michael Parks....... Earlier he played the lead in a film called Bus Riley's Back in Town, with the lovely Kim Darby.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 04, 2019 11:25 AM (ClOmq)

Speaking of Kim Darby.... did she ever play anything other than a pregnant youngster? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Lump at October 04, 2019 12:37 PM (O/dQ8)

289 Time for Zombie Ray Kroc to come back and tell them, "This is America, goat-fuckers. You want sharia, go back to whatever shithole sandbox you crawled out of."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 04, 2019 12:04 PM (Ki5SV)

Joan Kroc, his widow, made a huge donation to NPR before she died. Make of that what you will.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at October 04, 2019 12:58 PM (iuFgi)

290 Lucy has freckles? Swoon.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at October 04, 2019 01:45 PM (iPbC0)

291 272 to get the obvious connection to Quinton

Posted by: 2nd hand whistleblower at October 04, 2019 01:54 PM (0hOKG)

292 Lucy Liu and Michael Parks (Then Came Bronson)

Posted by: Buzz at October 04, 2019 02:11 PM (n35kY)

293 Greetings:

Re: Job Interviews

You know, if you go to a job interview stoned and they hire you, you can come to work stoned every day.

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