Justin Trudeau: If I Have Any Regrets, It Is Only That I, A Completely Straight Man, Love Playing Dress-Up With Colorful and Exotically Theatrical Costumes Too Much

That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

Chick-fil-A has released a poison into this city that tells queer people we’re less welcome here. We’re less safe. We’re always surrounded by people who hate us, but now those people can show us how easily, they reach for their hate. #Opinion https://t.co/wthaSI95M3
— TorontoStar (@TorontoStar) September 12, 2019

Oh, the draaamaaa!

Sidney, relax, have a cream soda, do some fucking thing.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 09:03 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (UIQou)

2 The Liberals buy their empty suits at the same place Democrats got theirs.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:04 PM (/Fmtj)

3 I think we've all been there, Bro-seph.

Posted by: Liberace at September 18, 2019 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

4 is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (Qf6sY)

5 He's an incompetent, unstable high school teacher. Let's make him Prime Minister!

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (/Fmtj)

6 Per WZ: Baby Castro dressed up as Harry Bellefonte.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (nDe2U)

7 I'm in this mostly for the pageantry, you know.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

8 I mean holy fuck how do you mock this guy?
He is a walking cliche.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (xbWHd)

9 Make him do the DNA test. I mean, you don't even have to draw the beard...

Posted by: Living in Amash's District at September 18, 2019 09:08 PM (Xo3T0)

10 And marrying my 2nd grade teacher.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (AJ/mV)

11 He needs to resign immediately.

Posted by: Blue Djinn Local #303 at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (Z+IKu)

12 Brick of Gold was a big hit for Freda Payne.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (COzlW)

13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

14 Swoon, what an ideal leader of a country!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (BiNEL)

15 I salute your courage, sir! Huzzah!

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

16 Why are y'all so mean?

He's cute!

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PkVlr)

17 Wellllll.... there was that time I dressed up as Mr t and tossed Peter dinkledge across the room when I thought it was an 80's midget throwing contest.

Posted by: Bustin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (9dzlp)

18 >>>13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

bienvenu

Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PbpT7)

19 4
is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (/Fmtj)

20 13: congrats.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (nDe2U)

21 If there is anything I regret, it is that, occasionally, my eyebrow will not fit into an overhead bin.

Posted by: Justin ( I am NOT that "beto" guy) Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (RVcmP)

22 Enthusiastic about costumes.

Totally, 100% not gay.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (Z1ykJ)

23 O, Canada, why did you elect this douche?

Posted by: dantesed at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (88xKn)

24 Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (/Fmtj)

As if we needed more proof that Western Civilization is unsustainable!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (BiNEL)

25 Mr. Trudeau, do you want to tell Canadians about any other instances where you appeared on RuPaul's Drag Race?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:11 PM (COzlW)

26 We're starting to *wonder* about this guy, if you know what we mean.

Posted by: The Cast of Rent at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (PbpT7)

27 Who among us hasn't played dress-up with our Tunisian houseboys?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (kQs4Y)

28 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapp

And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (HJ38S)

29 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

30 This guy seems a little (makes fluttering motion with hand) to me.

Posted by: A Female Impersonator Specializing in The Eternal Carol Channing at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (PbpT7)

31 It's the suit and tie that's the costume for him.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (COzlW)

32 He's a lefty. He could rape a polar bear to death with a spotted owl strapped to an AK47 and his career would be safe.

The left makes the rules and determines who they apply to.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

33 Why do I imagine cosplaying My Little Pony characters is also one of his ardent endeavors?

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (Z1ykJ)

34 He likes to grab them by the feathered boa...

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (FTlwv)

35 29 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)
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Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

36 Who among us hasn't played dress-up with our Tunisian houseboys?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (kQs4Y)

He only hires Chadians.

Alpha Chadians.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (P9Bdf)

37 This guy seems a little (makes fluttering motion with hand) to me.

Posted by: A Female Impersonator Specializing in The Eternal Carol Channing at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (PbpT7)

His loafers don't seem to touch the ground!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (BiNEL)

38 Oh, well then. Here's a plan.

Dress up like a young black man and go to Ed Buck's house on Halloween.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (gAXBD)

39 Justin Trudeau is a madman who thinks he's Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (t+qrx)

40 Raoul my cabana boy can vouch I'm 100% all man.

Posted by: Justine Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (COzlW)

41
He's a lefty. He could rape a polar bear to death with a spotted owl strapped to an AK47 and his career would be safe.

The left makes the rules and determines who they apply to.

I see we're on the same page.

So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.

Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

42 Platinum membership gets you a Momsen Lung for those interludes inside the Barrel.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

And that's just one of the many benefits!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (BiNEL)

43 Can't say I give a shit about this canuk fuck stick,. Big mehh.

Posted by: Garbone at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (4lHJo)

44 Long time commenter here, first time lurker.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (llxrS)

45 Who will he be today?

https://tinyurl.com/yygthv8v

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (wiXsO)

46 This is the part when we dance.

Posted by: Sprockets at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (2N7oZ)

47 32 Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

Yup.
I just a minute ago explained to the wife that Ilhan Omamamaer could blow up Ellis Island and she would not be charged.
1)Black2) ostensibly female3)Muslim4) democrat politician
Not that the 30% who would refuse to condemn her would want Ellis Island gone but they cannot bear the thought of holding those 4 groups to law.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (xbWHd)

48 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM

Avoid the Platypus Membership. It's poison I tell ya, poison!

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (COzlW)

49 His mother was married to one time Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau.

His actual paternal ancestry is rumored to lie with a HonkeyvTonk Woman, or a Lider Maximo.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (KaupC)

50 I admit that sometimes, I too, will dress up in green face.

Posted by: Bruce Banner at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (q1Pj5)

51 If his father were alive today, I would say "Fidel, gotta talk to that boy of yours."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (gAXBD)

52 Good thing he's not applying to be an SNL cast member.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (dYe5S)

53 That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

CBD can cure that shit.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM (lbPuN)

54 I think he's sweet.

Honestly, putting on a bit of dusky makeup isn't going full minstrel. I would be amused if a black person put on white face, Izod shirt, and Sansabelt slacks and went to a party as a Typical White Person.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (kQs4Y)

55 "I... .Love a Parade!!"

Posted by: Closeted Gay Castro Offspring at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

56 Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (kQs4Y)

Psst, Eris, don't tell him about the ONT countdown timer app!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)

57 His evil twin is called Justin TrueBro, and he has a killer goatee.

Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (llxrS)

58 32 Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:13 PM (/gFEL)

That "the rules only apply when they say so" stops only when we make it stop.

Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (xbWHd)

59 So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

Gray tape.

Posted by: Fox2! at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (KaupC)

60 18 >>>13 BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

bienvenu
Posted by: The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM (PbpT7)

Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

61 Long time commenter here, first time lurker.
Posted by: Max Power at September 18, 2019 09:16 PM

Long time caniner here, first time lurcher. Woof!

Posted by: A. Dog at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (COzlW)

62 -
--
BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:09 PM (UIQou)

Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM

-----------------------------------------

Totally worth it.

Posted by: NOT Yoko, that's for darn sure at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (RVcmP)

63 #NEW: Pres. Trump touts wall construction at U.S.-Mexico border: "They're wired so that we will know if somebody's trying to break through."

Acting head of the Army Corps Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite: "Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that."

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (BqBId)

64 I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapp

And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.
Posted by: Ha

Long or cross?

Posted by: Ginger and/or Mary Ann at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (QzkSJ)

65 So, how do you get that goddamn owl to stay on that rifle? Because I can tell you, zip ties are definitely not the way to go.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 18, 2019 09:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

Duck tape.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: 29Victor at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (/gFEL)

66 .......

What a FUCKING tool.

.......

OK I feel better now....

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (3y90P)

67 Liberals wear blackface, and culturally-appropriate the clothing and hair styles of People of Color, only so they can be oppressed by white bigots and thereby know how their People of Color friends feel all day long. It's a tough job, but somebody's got to do it, to keep things progressing on the Right Side of History.

Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (AMIL/)

68 Mr. Trudeau, I'm thinking of a word that rhymes with "bigger" . . . 5 seconds. . . Go!

Posted by: Canadian Game Show Host at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (gAXBD)

69 I bet he pours maple syrup all over it too.

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (UUkQp)

70 willowed

I know a guy who was healthy as an ox and bedridden for months - and re-learning how to live to this day - with something that shut down his ability to move and then evolved into something like parkinsons within a week or so after a flu shot.

Pretty creepy. I still get one, but I always think about him as the nurse is getting the needle ready.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (+m8Oo)

71 Hey!! he dressed as a macaca!

Posted by: George Allen. Still bitter. at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (LWu6U)

72

In the early days of the internet, there was a guy who really liked dressing up as storybook characters. Female storybook characters. His wife made the costumes for him. Little Bo Peep and so on. Entire glamour photo spreads worth. He looked exactly like Justin Castro Trudeau.

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:19 PM (daSxg)

73 Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!
Posted by: Insomniac

Is Ace a-Sissy or a-Bobby?

Posted by: Miklos Welk, and one'a at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)

74 Psst, Eris, don't tell him about the ONT countdown timer app!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
---
How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)

75 I blame Mr Dressup...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Dressup

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (Dh1wo)

76
Let those who have never worn blackface and dressed in Indian costumes cast the first stone.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (7rVsF)

77 28 And you nailed a first?

Take a bow.
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (HJ38S)

Beginner's luck.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (UIQou)

78 Inexplicably, he beat PM Steven Harper, the second best PM in the history of PMs anywhere, after Mr. Churchill.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at September 18, 2019 09:10 PM

What am I, chopped poutine, eh?

Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (uL22A)

79 So. So.
Here you all are and no one, not one of you called the nood. I had to come here and find you. Well I went back and called the others so don't think you can hide here. We shall invade your little club whether you like it or not.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (myjNJ)

80 Sigh. Do you know how hard it is to be married to a man who's prettier than you?

Posted by: Mrs. Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (COzlW)

81 "Regrets? I've had few - but then again, to few to not...swallow."

Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (32YRo)

82 The big story here is that conservatives are pouncing on this minor indiscretion.

Posted by: Ripley at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (NbRJx)

83 Was Canada "post-racial" in 2001?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (gAXBD)

84 Long time caniner here, first time lurcher. Woof!

Posted by: A. Dog at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (COzlW)

Arf!
The bone is against the wall!
Arf!

Posted by: Sandy at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (BiNEL)

85 is tbat guy really the elected PM or did he get the nod by some obscure parlimentary procedure?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 18, 2019 09:07 PM (Qf6sY)

Just like the UK, the leader of the political party with the most seats in Parliament becomes the PM. In his case, though, his political career and his being leader of the Liberals is because of his last name and the fact that there are enough women in Canada who swoon because of his looks.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (Yeuu4)

86
"I am coming out as a gay man..." Too late!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (7rVsF)

87 #NEW: Pres. Trump touts wall construction at U.S.-Mexico border: "They're wired so that we will know if somebody's trying to break through."

Acting head of the Army Corps Lt. Gen. Todd Semonite: "Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that."
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (BqBId)

Awww, this is so sweet!!! It makes me appreciate our president even more.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

88 Re: Blackface

You've got to stick with wearing wigs and dresses and mimicking what you believe to be the most obvious shared stereotypical behavior of a group you openly despise.

THAT'S celebrated. You'll even get to read to pre-schoolers at public libraries as you make fun of the women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:21 PM (+m8Oo)

89 I'm not gay, Ace. I just clean up my wife after she is done with her dark hued boyfriends. It's how I find pleasure and my wife is happy. Don't judge.

Posted by: Justin, not a cuck, Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (pH4jl)

90 I;m telling you the sound trac from
La Dolce Vida is the perfect background music
for tonight's threads.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (UX5QD)

91 He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Punjab clothing
And talks total crap for hours

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

92 Long time Lurch

Posted by: Ted Cassidy at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (QzkSJ)

93 one, he's candian so it's different.

But it's quite instructive to the rest of us to see folks just not fucking apologize.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (thQkh)

94 How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (kQs4Y)

I thought you had to be a Canadian to get that?

Posted by: Sandy at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (BiNEL)

95 Longtime moron. First time sober.

(actually just sock off but I figured why not at least try to be clever.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (LWu6U)

96 I saw Inappropriate Costumes open for open for Zappa in Seattle.

Posted by: Wilford Brimley at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (DsWs6)

97 He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on Punjab clothing
And talks total crap for hours
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:22 PM (ykYG2)

Solid.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (t+qrx)

98
Poutine-gorging hoser.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:23 PM (7rVsF)

99 [ ]Heterosexual[ ]Bisexual[ ]Homosexual[ ]Will Fuck Anything

[x]Costume Enthusiast

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (lbPuN)

100 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

101 When I was a kid people asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I would always say "Liberace" which is a short twirl and dip to "Liberal".

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (COzlW)

102 Sock on
Sock OFF!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (BiNEL)

103 "Here Justin, hold my dick." -- The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (WqPYg)

104 Globalist nitwits.

They are a blight like bedbugs.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (Xw/fc)

105 Eyebrows. A window to the soul.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (3H9h1)

106 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:25 PM (COzlW)

107 I want to see a black man dress up as a male feminist hipster. Star Wars t-shirt, wire glasses, and the wispy beard. Maybe flannel. There is a rich lode of uncomfortable comedy to be mined there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (ykYG2)

108 So. So.
Here you all are and no one, not one of you called the nood. I had to come here and find you. Well I went back and called the others so don't think you can hide here. We shall invade your little club whether you like it or not.
Posted by: madamemayhem

The jig is up.

**repete**

The jig is up.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

109 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

=======

LMAO. Is that a headline from The Babylon Bee, The New York Times, or the Toronto Star?

*spins wheel*

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (WqPYg)

110 Trudeau is as straight as strictly vagina-y Cory Booker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

111 Now, now. Like Jesus said, "Let he who has never put on his girlfriend's underwear and rocked out to Sister Sledge cast the first stone."

Posted by: Vanya at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (Mk8wT)

112 What a maroon says she while chowing down on a Chick-fil-A sandwich and waffle fries.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (wRHNT)

113 How about the complimentary monogrammed silk shorty robe?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM

It does go well with chaps.

Posted by: John George Diefenbaker at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (uL22A)

114 The jig is up.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (tH5fk)

And gone!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (myjNJ)

115 That guy looks like a white corn pop. Word of biden

Posted by: Joe Biden Bleeding Eye at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (9dzlp)

116 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada?

Well, Toronto won the NBA championship, so they got that going for them.

Posted by: Barack Obama at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (gAXBD)

117 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

Lots of smart HK Chinese figured out the Brits had betrayed them and bailed for Canada long time passing.
I understand that there are a heck of a lot of ~~Pakis~~ Asians there as well.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:26 PM (BiNEL)

118 18 bienvenu
Merci.

Also, still learning the formatting thing.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (UIQou)

119 Just looking at a Chick-fil-A marquee causes Justin's sac to crawl up his butt.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (ptqGC)

120 Look, when you think about it, in the scheme of things, bronies are pretty harmless. I mean, right? Like, some perspective here.

Posted by: Justin T. at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (3y90P)

121 Welcome, Rapporteur!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (sGotD)

122 104 Globalist nitwits.

They are a blight like bedbugs.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Our Ruling Caste is the best and brightest!! They all went to the same schools. They breed with each other. I mean, they did this in the good old days. That went well right??

Posted by: 1914 redux? at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (pH4jl)

123
'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

Unfortunately they're closed on Sunday.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (7rVsF)

124 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people
in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so
this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue.........
Slightly less than Wisconsin.. which outside of the southeast counties amounts to 12 or 13 individuals at any point in time.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)

125 You better make sure that your CBD is organic.

Otherwise, oh shit.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (lbPuN)

126 Canada used to be a military power.

Now . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (xgyDD)

127 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

See, this just makes me want to run out to Chick-fil-A and ruin my diet with a couple of hate shakes.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

128 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)
Posted by: JuJuB

Point of..um..Order.

Posted by: Miklos, my understanding is that there would be no pants at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

129 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:20 PM (UIQou)

Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

130 I need to see the flow chart on the "Chick Fil-A" sammich to "queer kids suffer" theory.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (Xw/fc)

131 In fairness to Canadians, that cold weather numbs the intellect.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (kLDv+)

132 Joe Biden has a lawn jockey that is the spitting image of Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (ptqGC)

133 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

--

On the bright side, maybe it will give them a brief distraction from the sexual abuse and grooming of the older gays.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (+m8Oo)

134 That's a kind of pathetic thing for a prime minister to make.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

135 128 (Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.)
Posted by: JuJuB

Point of..um..Order.
Posted by: Miklos, my understanding is that there would be no pants at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)

That's just mean. Pants are NOT required, which I will prove by removing mine now.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (TdMsT)

136 So I've often been in blue face. Usually right after my boyfriend finishes.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (WdocV)

137 I'M not ghey... the dude sucking my dick very well might be.

Posted by: Justin Castro at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (flINI)

138 Note to self: Buy a Chick-fil-A salad tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

139 HAHAHA

White Corn Pop.

Justin "Hominy" Trudeau

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (+m8Oo)

140 What if kids learn to like hate shakes before they learn they're queer.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (Uu+Jp)

141 Are there really signifiant numbers of black people
in Canada? Ive really only been to B.C., which is about 75% asian, so
this is a real question.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2019 09:24 PM (Ed8Zd)

No.

However, there is a significant population of people from Pakistan and also India, and with respect to the latter there is a whole lot of political drama to go with them. In the last thread I mentioned that the 2nd photo was from a family vacation to India disguised as a state visit, and the political issues in Canada along with things that happened during that visit helped blow that visit up into a scandal.
I also mentioned that the leader of the New Democrats, which is to the left of the Liberals, is the son of Indian immigrants. I'll be interested in seeing what he has to say.
Plus a few years ago Canada accepted 25,000 immigrants from Syria.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (Yeuu4)

142 29
Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:12 PM (BiNEL)

So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (UIQou)

143 111 Now, now. Like Jesus said, "Let he who has never put on his girlfriend's underwear and rocked out to Sister Sledge cast the first stone."
Posted by: Vanya

That is perfectly acceptable if you are wearing jeans and a Willie Stargell jersey with a '79 era Pirates cap!

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (pH4jl)

144 The jig is up.
Posted by: eleven

The jig is against the wall.

Posted by: Eugene "Bull" Connor, member Democratic National Committee at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (QzkSJ)

145 Note to self: Buy a Chick-fil-A salad tomorrow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:29 PM (ptqGC)

Hmm, checks watch, they're still open...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (BiNEL)

146 As an aside, I visited some cousins and their friends in Canada last year for the first time. They all have actual conservative values and claim to be "fiercely conservative" -- and, with the exception of one 70-year-old who still plays competitive hockey (his arm was in a sling after a broken collarbone when I met him), they all HATE TRUMP.

They all WATCH CNN INTERNATIONAL, think Trump is a puppet of Putin, and that he's permanently, unforgivably insulted and screwed-over Canadians -- daring to put America first instead of Canada.

I said to one cousin, a bully who kept trying to convince me of Canada's superiority over the USA, "You know, always putting Canada first ... you sound a lot like Trump!" That shut him up for awhile ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (WqPYg)

147 I'm not convinced that "Justin Trudeau" isn't just a very elaborate Kids In The Hall sketch.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (t+qrx)

148 Fidel's kid has done pretty well, considering.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (lbPuN)

149 Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.

I don't know when this obvious communist train of thought left the station, but slow it down.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (Xw/fc)

150 60
Wilkommen, bienvenu, welcome!
To Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spades, to Ace of Spaaaades!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 09:18 PM (NWiLs)

TYVM

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (UIQou)

151 137 I'M not ghey... the dude sucking my dick very well might be.

Posted by: Justin Castro at

I larfed.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM (HJ38S)

152 121 Welcome, Rapporteur!
Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (sGotD)

Thanks!

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (UIQou)

153 Such a shame. Toronto used to be a cool city.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (aS7LQ)

154 Je suis Que-black-ois.

Posted by: Le Grand Noir at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (gAXBD)

155 So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:30 PM (UIQou)

Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (BiNEL)

156 Now I know why that eyebrow wanted to escape.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (Uu+Jp)

157 Related: Toronto Star Publishes Opinion Article Claiming 'Eating at Chick-fil-A Will Increase Suffering of Queer Kids'

No, you dipshit canuck journohats - it's YOUR SLANTED REPORTING ABOUT Chik-fil-A that causes mental stress in queers. FFS it's just. a. restaurant. YOU are the ones that are brainwashing gullible nitwits into thinking its about h8te.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (786Ro)

158 129 Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

Likewise. I'll try to keep up.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (UIQou)

159 Ace! You magnificent BASTARD!

Posted by: Last Of The Mohegans at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (/DX2n)

160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

161 Slightly less than Wisconsin.. which outside of the southeast counties amounts to 12 or 13 individuals at any point in time.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:27 PM (438dO)
~~~~~

Just got back from Green Bay (for Sunday's home opener) and now that you mention it, I think I saw maybe five or six black people the whole weekend. Very odd since there are so many incredible black football players, you would think they would be a much bigger part of the fan base.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (sGotD)

162 Chick-fil-A has released a poison into this city that tells queer people we're less welcome here. We're less safe. We're always surrounded by people who hate us, but now those people can show us how easily, they reach for their hate.

That's gotta be satire, right? If not, that right there is straight-up mental illness. Yikes.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (EgshT)

163 Wait - doesn't Toronto have to cast off its culturally appropriated name now?

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (aS7LQ)

164
I said to one cousin, a bully who kept trying to
convince me of Canada's superiority over the USA, "You know, always
putting Canada first ... you sound a lot like Trump!" That shut him up
for awhile ...

Posted by: ShainS
...........
Every single time Trump talks America first stuff, he fully admits his rivals in whatever country he is talking about, all think THEIR country should come first as well! And, that is as it should be!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (438dO)

165 Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME AND NAME OF FIRST PET, DAMMIT

It's hard to get good Moron help these days.

Posted by: Miklos, a Prince at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

166 I'm pretty sure that Justin liked to dress up in Mommy's clothes and high heels when he was 9 or 10. It was more fun than playing with the dresses on his Barbie dolls.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (WRSbt)

167 Oh, and welcome, Rapporteur!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

168 Ace! You magnificent BASTARD!

Posted by: Last Of The Mohegans at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (/DX2n)

What, Ace wrote a book?

Posted by: Zombie Gen George S Patton at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (BiNEL)

169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (gAXBD)

170 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

I think the tacos in the bag behind the couch are still good.

Good-ish.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (t+qrx)

171 Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?

Sure. We had two Trudeau posts in a row.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

172 Dear new person:

If you occasionally get confused, I've been here since nigh on the beginning and I still don't know what the hell is going on. Roll with it.

But don't "roll with it" with JackStraw unless you are in Oregon or Colorado. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (Xw/fc)

173

Blacks prefer to watch the Canadian WNBA....

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (daSxg)

174 oh no, Chick Fil A is making 1/16th of 1% of the US population slightly uncomfortable.

Not that. Anything but that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (+m8Oo)

175 Only guy that loves make up more than Justin and every trans out there is Johnny Depp.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (4thlk)

176 155 So, do I just type my credit card number, exp date, and CVV code in comments, then?

Darn, for a newbie, you're getting the hang of this very quickly, but be sure to include your Social Security Number and birth date just to make things more efficient.

Dagnabit, just gave all that to the guy who called me about my auto warranty this afternoon. Now I'm paying for H-1B visas for people I don't even know!

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (UIQou)

177 158 129 Nice to make your acquaintance, Sir.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:28 PM (TdMsT)

Likewise. I'll try to keep up.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (UIQou)

You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.

They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

178 I know! Let's release some Chick-fil-A sammiches over Iran, N. Korea, China, Russia, Shitcanistan, Iraq, et al.

We'll kill them with love!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (ptqGC)

179 160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh

I have it. Come and get it. {creepy clown smile}

Posted by: The Barrel, we all float down here at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (pH4jl)

180 The shame of Toronto's racist name is hurting the queer kids!!

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (aS7LQ)

181 Just got back from Green Bay (for Sunday's home
opener) and now that you mention it, I think I saw maybe five or six
black people the whole weekend. Very odd since there are so many
incredible black football players, you would think they would be a much
bigger part of the fan base.

Posted by: IrishEi
..............
I have been vacationing in Wisconsin since I was a wee lad in the late 1950's. I was always amazed how few black people were there.
Coming back to Chicago was a culture shock!
I always figured they didn't like the cold climate.. but Chicago isn't a helluva lot different.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (438dO)

182 Somebody tell the new guy pants are REQUIRED.

I don't know when this obvious communist train of thought left the station, but slow it down.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:31 PM

We will BURBERRY you.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (COzlW)

183 What, Ace wrote a book?

Hobo Field Dressing.

Random House.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (tH5fk)

184 Blacks prefer to watch the Canadian WNBA....

Canada still produces some of the best licker in the world.

Posted by: Billie Jean King at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (gAXBD)

185 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.

They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

Same here. *cringes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

186 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:32 PM (UIQou)

Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from? Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger? Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (myjNJ)

187 I think the tacos in the bag behind the couch are still good.

Good-ish.
Posted by: hogmartin

*shyly offers pudding Snak-Pak*

Posted by: Miklos, circling the Welcome Wagons at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (QzkSJ)

188 We have a new decloaked Moron? Good. New guy buys all the rounds on the first night.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (HaL55)

189 It's hard to get good Moron help these days.

Posted by: Miklos, a Prince at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)

No, professionals lure them in a little at a time!

The bank account routing information requirement is stage three!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (BiNEL)

190 What's the deal with the justice scandal for PM Eye-brow? Moose-splain, vendette, si vous plais [as an officially bilingual country, needed to add that for you].

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

191 What, Ace wrote a book?

It was really a movie review, just felt like reading a book.

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (786Ro)

192 169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.
Posted by: Carlos Danger

but only if your a hot chick.

Posted by: AoS Standards Committee at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (pH4jl)

193 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Posted by: kallisto at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (aS7LQ)

194 160 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

Been low-carb since January (25 lbs down) so go heavy on the green bananas, blueberries, and raspberries, please.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (UIQou)

195 Jane D'Oh, if we stopped being mean, it was an oversight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (Xw/fc)

196
What, Ace wrote a book?

Shelving Tips For Beginners. It's in the dollar bin at Dollar General.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (ptqGC)

197 156 Now I know why that eyebrow wanted to escape.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:33 PM (Uu+Jp)
--
THread.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (kQs4Y)

198 And nude pix. Send nude pix.

On the way, sweet cheeks!

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (EgshT)

199
I could put my checking account and bank routing numbers on billboards around town and not much more damage could be done.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (7rVsF)

200 As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.

We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.

Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.

Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)

201 *looks around* Don't we have a fruit basket for Rapporteur here in all this stuff?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM

Justin Trudeau donated his Carmen Miranda hat. That'll have to do. It's even got a pineapple wrapped in barbed wire.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (COzlW)

202 New guy likes raspberries.

That's seven demerits.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (Xw/fc)

203 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.

They were a bit mean to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)

Same here. *cringes*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)

So it wasn't just me! That's a relief!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

204 New commenter with a First and with GAINZZZ

Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (786Ro)

205 What, Ace wrote a book?
---

"Tipping Point".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (kQs4Y)

206 169 And nude pix. Send nude pix.

Posted by: Carlos Danger
...........
Click on zombie's nick link for a really hot chick photo!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (438dO)

207 Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:35 PM (UIQou)

Just post your full name and bank account information and we'll get that straightened out for you ASAP.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (BiNEL)

208 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

209 185 You're doing better than I did the first time I stopped by.
They were a bit mean to me.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:36 PM (TdMsT)
Same here. *cringes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh

They gave me a blanket. A couple of weeks later after the fever broke and the rash went away I came back.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Tnijr)

210
Jane D'Oh, if we stopped being mean, it was an oversight.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:39 PM (Xw/fc)

I've upped my game in the past (counts on fingers) eight years.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (ptqGC)

211 It just dawned on me: I've never heard anyone deny the Elizabeth Warren ever wore blackface. (I'm not saying she ever did, but I'm not saying she didn't.)

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (jh17W)

212 Concierto de Aranjuez-Joaquín Rodrigo II. Adagio_ Pablo Sáinz-Villegas-LIVE Pablo Sáinz Villega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEFQW9CXGc

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UX5QD)

213 167 Oh, and welcome, Rapporteur!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:34 PM (ptqGC)

Thanks.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UIQou)

214 Ooo..I found another waffle fry and some crispy crumbs at the bottom of the bag. Good thing I looked before I tossed the bag in the trash.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (wRHNT)

215
but only if your a hot chick.
___

NEIN NEIN!!!!!

Posted by: Some Grammar NAZI at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (WdocV)

216 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Yeuu4)

217 New guy likes raspberries.
That's seven demerits.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (Xw/fc)
~~~~~

What's wrong with raspberries!? At least they have no pits, and you don't have to field dress them like hobos.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (sGotD)

218
They gave me a blanket. A couple of weeks later after the fever broke and the rash went away I came back.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (Tnijr)

I can't...I just can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (TdMsT)

219 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.)
Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from? Longbow or crossbow?
Mary Ann or Ginger? Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need
details!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (myjNJ)

=========

Crucifixion or Freedom?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (WqPYg)

220 What, Ace wrote a book? "Tipping Point".

Well, then he plagiarized.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (EgshT)

221 t just dawned on me: I've never heard anyone deny the Elizabeth Warren ever wore blackface. (I'm not saying she ever did, but I'm not saying she didn't.)
Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (jh17W)

Wearing Red Face didn't hurt her,

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (2DOZq)

222 Been low-carb since January (25 lbs down) so go heavy on the green bananas, blueberries, and raspberries, please.

Low carb? Welcome!

Paste your low-carb shopping list and recipes into Microsoft Word, then copy/paste here.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (lbPuN)

223 216 At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.
Posted by: Vendette

With cheese?

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (pH4jl)

224 These people are doing to "hate" what they recently did to the words "racist", "white supremacist" and "rape".

TENDERS ARE HATE

Posted by: ... at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (uEbPt)

225
BTW, I'm a longtime lurker, first time Moron.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre, you can get your ass out now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (7rVsF)

226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

227 Ace's book was a Poirot fan fiction called "Not the Longbow, Hastings."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (Xw/fc)

228 Same here. *cringes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:37 PM (ptqGC)
So it wasn't just me! That's a relief!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (TdMsT)

Glad I missed those episodes, I can't imagine the Horde being uncivil to either of you...

Oh wait!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (BiNEL)

229 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.

The closest CFA is at the Calgary Airport.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

230 "Tipping Point".
Posted by: All Hail Eris

My Samoan, uh, Guadalcanalian lawyer will be in touch.

Posted by: Rep. Hank (you can call me "The Johnson" at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (QzkSJ)

231 So It's ok to be racist if you are a drag queen? Well done, Canada.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (jYnPD)

232 Since when did ''the identity" include fantasizing about people wanting to kill you?

Seems like that would be way less fun than just being "queer."

Posted by: Emmie at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (i/wJA)

233 Only guy that loves make up more than Justin and every trans out there is Johnny Depp.
=====

*ahem*

Posted by: Boy George at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (JcXHH)

234
Gerrit Cole gets his 300th strikeout of the season.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (7rVsF)

235 Concierto de Aranjuez-Joaquin Rodrigo II. Adagio_ Pablo Sainz-Villegas-LIVE Pablo Sainz Villega

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzEFQW9CXGc
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:41 PM (UX5QD)

Nice!

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:44 PM (aS1PU)

236 216
At least Montreal was named after a landscape feature.

Real Mountain?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (tH5fk)

Mount Royal.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM (Yeuu4)

=========

So it was named after Camilla Parker Bowles?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (WqPYg)

237
TENDERS ARE HATE
Posted by: ... at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (uEbPt)

Chicken tenders are hate? That can't be right.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

238 Kids In the Hall: Trappers -

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ugnxt

"Let him go, Francois -- he has the fighting spirit"

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (kQs4Y)

239 200
As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.

We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.

Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.

Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)

=======

Heh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (WqPYg)

240 Next thing you know the newbie guy will coming to a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (MxIn6)

241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)

242 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were
available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)

243 234
Gerrit Cole gets his 300th strikeout of the season.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (pH4jl)

244 What's the deal with the justice scandal for PM
Eye-brow? Moose-splain, vendette, si vous plais [as an officially
bilingual country, needed to add that for you].

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2019 09:38 PM (QDnY+)

Here's an update on the latest goings-on. Let's put it this way: The advantage of having a parliamentary system is that when you're in charge, you have a lot of control, including to curtail criminal investigations into your government if you're so inclined.

https://tinyurl.com/y223c3lq

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (Yeuu4)

245 Since when did ''the identity" include fantasizing about people wanting to kill you?

Seems like that would be way less fun than just being "queer."

Great. Now they're paranoid, too...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (HaL55)

246 226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

With all due respect, Jane ( Note, I did not say "Jane, you ignorant slut"), Rapporteur, just show up Sunday nights and talk gunz. We'll be gentle.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (tDzWD)

247 186 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from?

Central Ohio, by way of Nebraska.

Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann - she aged much better.

Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

looks downThat'd be a 'ron. (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (UIQou)

248 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were

available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)

I've got one saved from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (ptqGC)

249 II had been around for a few yrs, mostly posting on the ont. Posted on a daywalker thread and someone called me a troll! I did not post on day thread again for quite a while.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

250 *ahem*
Posted by: Boy George

You really want to hurt me.

Posted by: Justine from Canada at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)

251 Chicken tenders are hate? That can't be right.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (TdMsT)

--

All white meat, duh.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (+m8Oo)

252 Hate me tender

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (2DOZq)

253 241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .
Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)

Being French I'm sure he says doodle do cock.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

254 Next thing you know the newbie guy will coming to a MoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (MxIn6)

He seems to have spirit, but I don't think he's ready for that yet!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (BiNEL)

255 Peach Hate Shakes are out for the season. I haz sad.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (ptqGC)

256
I've got one saved from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
........
yeah.. that's a good one..
the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)

257 Concierto de Aranjuez- Miles Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSS5p9BdNGU

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (UX5QD)

258
Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates

What? Yinz got four guys for him. Four!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (7rVsF)

259 247 186 Ooh a newbie! (Elbows everyone out of the way.) Soooo, welcome to the funhouse! Where ya from?

Central Ohio, by way of Nebraska.

Longbow or crossbow? Mary Ann or Ginger?

Mary Ann - she aged much better.

Are you a 'ron or an 'ette? Details! We need details!

looks downThat'd be a 'ron. (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (UIQou)

I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)

260 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .
Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian

In Soviet Canada, cock doodle you!

Posted by: Yaakov Mikosov at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

261 241 In America, the rooster says "cock-a-doodle-do!"

In Canada, Justin says. . .

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (gAXBD)

Being French I'm sure he says doodle do cock.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
........
no.. the joke is.. "Any cock'll do.."

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)

262 179
I have it. Come and get it. {creepy clown smile}

Uh ... thanks? (backs away slowly, loads shells into Remington 870)

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (UIQou)

263

Several of the day walkers are real Nazis.

Real actual Nazis. They live in a compound in Idaho.

Posted by: Pippy Longstiffy at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (daSxg)

264 I did not ~~post~~ troll on day thread again for quite a while.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (jYnPD)

265 Yeah, nothing I want more than the lbqwerty group in my face when I want to get a quick sammie and hate shake.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (BLFnH)

266 So it was named after Camilla Parker Bowles?

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:45 PM (WqPYg)

You're terrible.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (Yeuu4)

267 the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)

That was a blogger award. I seem to have lost that one. It was titled "Hot conservative bloggers" or something.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (ptqGC)

268 Peach Hate Shakes are out for the season. I haz sad.

They'll be back next year, as smooth and creamy and yummy as ever.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 18, 2019 09:50 PM (xkSJa)

269 One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)

270 yeah.. that's a good one..
the only other one I know of is him receiving some kind of award..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:48 PM (438dO)

CPAC, IIRC.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (jYnPD)

271 225 But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre, you can get your ass out now.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (7rVsF)

Yeah, no danger there. The only Yoko track I've heard is the awful screeching she did on "Hey Jude" once. My lifetime quota was filled.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (UIQou)

272 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere
~~~~~

These things are good for you!

You really haven't lived until you've had a butter burger at Solly's in Milwaukee. Well, you probably won't live long after it, but it will be so worth it.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (sGotD)

273 "We're always surrounded by people who hate us"

The mental health issue isn't deciding to live your life in whatever harmless way you damn well please; it's the obsession with victimhood and how they use it to excuse shitty behavior to everyone else.

Even that's not necessarily why people hate them. The problem is those in such a hurry to cooperate with the commies' efforts to pander to them.

I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw. But fuck commies, and if they want to get their hammer and sickle on then they've chosen a side and it's one I'm not, and never will be, on.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (67XdO)

274 I hate Idaho Nazis.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (HaL55)

275 The vids of Ace are before his GAINZ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

276 I've got one saved from Fox.

My finest moment.

Posted by: Israeli tank stuck in the mud at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (lbPuN)

277 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

278 did not post troll on day thread again for quite a while.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (jYnPD)

You are a terrible person. I think I like it. Come sit by me.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (myjNJ)

279 Rapporteur, where you at with okra? You good with okra?

Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UUkQp)

280 242 Rapporteur - Your first assignment is to search out the videos of Ace that were
available on the interwebs. You'll know why he's called the head Ewok!
I highly doubt they are still around, but you never know..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:46 PM (438dO)

I swear I saw one of those, but all I remember was the beard.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UIQou)

281 (Also a Tribble, for them as listen to Generalissimo's Aftershow.)

========

I used to like listening to Hugh Hewitt (thought he asked great interview questions) and Duane Patterson during DogEater's reign of error, but he seems to have since gone to the dark side -- especially since moving to The Swamp from SoCal.

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (WqPYg)

282 275 The vids of Ace are before his GAINZ.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (ptqGC)

Where are the videos of Ace?

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (TdMsT)

283 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

CBD is a known anti-semite.

Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (t+qrx)

284 Posted by: Israeli tank stuck in the mud at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (lbPuN)

Nice hash. You're Muldoon, aren't you.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (ptqGC)

285 I've got one saved from Fox.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Pics or it didn't...

Oh, wait

Posted by: Mikos, easily confounded at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (QzkSJ)

286 277 We've only had one real Nazi. Sefton and I dropped him out of a Huey in 2014.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (Xw/fc)

Did the 'ettes find him oddly attractive in his black uniform?

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 18, 2019 09:54 PM (Uu+Jp)

287 I really don't care to eat things like french fries and milkshakes but now I feel an intense craving for one of those hate shakes.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere

Don't worry. Those aren't French fries. They're potato paste pressed into the shape of a car grill.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (2DOZq)

288 In Soviet Canada, cock doodle you!

Posted by: Yaakov Mikosov at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)

Well, yeah, just look at Canada's (Not Ready For) Prime (Time) Minister.

Posted by: RickZ at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (Y8PSl)

289
One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.

Posted by: Jor-El

A chronological survey of the opening chords of Beethoven's 3rd Symphony:

https://youtu.be/UnhlQUBsd6g

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (7rVsF)

290 226 Rapporteur, do you like guns and gladiator movies?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM (ptqGC)

Guns - yeah, as my (pathetically underused) membership to my local range will occasionally attest.

Gladiator movies - I was not entertained.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (UIQou)

291 200
As a country, Canada always suffered from an identity crisis.

We are never sure if Canada was more like America, the U.K. or France.

Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.

Thanks, Justin.

Posted by: Soy Boy Canadian at September 18, 2019 09:40 PM (gAXBD)

I remember someone here described Canada as the UK's good kid who listened to their parents, left home, and moved down the street.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (ufFY8)

292 One can spend an afternoon, with one song, listening to all the various artists doing their rendition of it.
Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)

Did you know that Joaquin Rodrigo didn't play the guitar? It's true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aS1PU)

293 That, and sucking dick as if there were a brick of gold lodged in the vas deferens.

Ace wins the post-of-the-day award again.

May his eyebrows never fall off on camera.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (Z4rgH)

294 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

https://tinyurl.com/ya294job

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

295 246 With all due respect, Jane ( Note, I did not say "Jane, you ignorant slut"), Rapporteur, just show up Sunday nights and talk gunz. We'll be gentle.
Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 09:47 PM (tDzWD)

It's a date! But not in an prime-minister-of-Canada costume-party sense

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (UIQou)

296 Isn't that how they celebrate Canadian Halloween, or Thanksgiving, or NHL opening night? With costumes and gay revelry?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (DY3v8)

297 Gladiator movies - I was not entertained.
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (UIQou)

*ears perk up*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (jYnPD)

298 NGU only dresses in his Hugo Boss outfit for his special patients.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (ykYG2)

299 I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw.

--

Same here. Do what you want and God bless America, but the moment you insist that your bright orange and blue hair, face tattoos, and wanting to have a lesbian relationship with a man who dressed like a woman dressing like a man and who somehow decided he was a gay woman is totes normal because you demand my acceptance as a way to control me is the exact moment you can go f*ck yourself.

Posted by: Moron Robbie Majeed Marouf Ahmed Alani at September 18, 2019 09:57 PM (+m8Oo)

300 I swear I saw one of those, but all I remember was the beard.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur
..........
Exactly my point!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 18, 2019 09:58 PM (438dO)

301
Nice hash. You're Muldoon, aren't you.
erm
>uh
There once was a man from Nantucket...

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (lbPuN)

302 Now, we have to factor Africa into the equation.
________

Equation?? We can do math?!?

OK, let A = Africa and let M = what 1 man could ever do, . . .

Posted by: FireHorse at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (jh17W)

303 Eat mor' faggots.

Posted by: CFA Cow (he/him/his) at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (ruxHp)

304
We're always surrounded by people who hate us, but now those people can show us how easily, they reach for their hate.

Oh, yes, I ALWAYS chortle evilly whenever I purchase food from CfA ... because I know I am oppressing some feelz snowflake by doing so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 09:59 PM (pNxlR)

305 258
Your welcome.

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates

What? Yinz got four guys for him. Four!
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Worked out great for both teams!! {weeps in a corner}

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (pH4jl)

306 It's a date! But not in an prime-minister-of-Canada costume-party sense
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur

Heh.

You'll be just fine.

Posted by: Miklos, who NEVER comments on ANYTHING at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)

307 259 [quote]I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)[/quote]

Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (UIQou)

308 What's wrong with raspberries!? At least they have no pits, and you don't have to field dress them like hobos.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 09:42 PM

Are you kidding? Every little druplet has a tiny seed in it that gets stuck in your teeth.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM (COzlW)

309 He could dress as Neil Peart's drum set.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (DY3v8)

310 307 259 [quote]I live in central Ohio, too! Let's do lunch!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 09:49 PM (TdMsT)[/quote]

Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.

{sigh} Yeah, about that formatting stuff ... still a work in progress

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (UIQou)

311 294 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

https://tinyurl.com/ya294job
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (ptqGC)

But he doesn't look Aceish! Maybe a bit Ewok, though.

Posted by: RI Red at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (tDzWD)

312 Oh, that Trudeau is soooo dreamy. Mmmm I want his penis in my mouth!

Posted by: Kurt at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (hyGje)

313 Funny how this works, but CfA is the only fast food place I buy from now!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)

314
A train full of feelz gheys leaves Toronto at 5:55 PM, headed for the trans-Ontario train ferry. If the travel time across the lake takes 3 hours, when will the feelz arrive at U.S. Customs?

IT'S A TRICK QUESTION -- THERE IS NO TRANS-ONTARIO TRAIN FERRY!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (pNxlR)

315 ONT has arrived.

Posted by: Vendette at September 18, 2019 10:02 PM (Yeuu4)

316
Sounds like a plan! What's convenient for you? I'm near Mount Carmel East.

{sigh} Yeah, about that formatting stuff ... still a work in progress
Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:01 PM (UIQou)

I'm in Clintonville. So very central.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)

317 279 Rapporteur, where you at with okra? You good with okra?
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 09:53 PM (UUkQp)

I lived in north Dallas for six years. Fried okra was a food group, so I learned to like it.

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (UIQou)

318
The only things I've ordered from CfA in ages have been peach hate shakes and frozen hate lemonades.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (7rVsF)

319 Couldn't get it to work, Jane.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (BLFnH)

320 Let's see if this works. Ace on Fox:

Nah.

He sounded much more butch on the podcasts.

I mean HOT

Posted by: Gabe "Miklos" Malor at September 18, 2019 10:04 PM (QzkSJ)

321 Cockie Roberts doodles no more. She's dead. My close personal friend as was.

Posted by: Al Rooker at September 18, 2019 10:04 PM (COzlW)

322 >>>I don't give a shit how people want to dress or who they want to screw. But fuck commies, and if they want to get their hammer and sickle on then they've chosen a side and it's one I'm not, and never will be, on.

Posted by: lurker (the other one, but spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 09:52 PM (67XdO)

Deal is, Commies aren't happy till they screw you.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (UX5QD)

323 Definitely not down with a butter burger. Filthy Skandis!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (hyGje)

324 He was identified as ''the blogger'' from AofS. Could be any of them. Hmm.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (wRHNT)

325 Are you kidding? Every little druplet has a tiny seed in it that gets stuck in your teeth.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 10:00 PM
~~~~~

See now, you're supposed to removed those tiny little seeds before you eat them. That's what those itsy-bitsy little hairs are for--just pull each one and pluck 'em out.

Now strawberries, on the other hand...Yuck!

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (sGotD)

326 Maybe he was one of our former cobs.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (wRHNT)

327 But if you want to share your encyclopedic knowledge of Yoko's artistic oeuvre,
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:43 PM

You say that like it's a Bad Thing.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Astounding Artistry Appreciation Association at September 18, 2019 10:06 PM (uL22A)

328 Definitely not down with a butter burger. Filthy Skandis!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at September 18, 2019 10:05 PM (hyGje)
~~~~~

But it was sooooo good.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 18, 2019 10:07 PM (sGotD)

329 ''I'm in Clintonville. So very central.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 10:03 PM (TdMsT)''

No way! I'm in Worthington.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (wRHNT)

330 The homunculus in the Fox clip was simply a hairy, hairy sycophant. A human marionette who moved his mouth as his master placed words in his mouth.

He received a new identity and was placed in the AceCorp witness protection program immediately afterward , once again proving ace's incredible wisdom and infinite mercy.

Posted by: mikeyG at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (lbPuN)

331 Pro-tip: Pay for the Platinum Membership, it's worth every penny!

Now you are just blazering.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:09 PM (yQpMk)

332 ''He received a new identity and was placed in the AceCorp witness protection program immediately afterward , once again proving ace's incredible wisdom and infinite mercy.''

The most likely scenario. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:10 PM (wRHNT)

333 Daughter said the CFa mac n cheese was pretty good.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 10:11 PM (nDe2U)

334 316
I'm in Clintonville. So very central.

329
No way! I'm in Worthington.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2019 10:08 PM (wRHNT)

OK, I'll throw out this coming Friday, 20 September at BD's Mongolian Grill in Easton (3977 Worth Ave, Columbus, OH 43219) at 12:30pm. Is that doable?

Posted by: Rightleaning Rapporteur at September 18, 2019 10:13 PM (UIQou)

335 Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 09:51 PM (UX5QD)

Did you know that Joaquin Rodrigo didn't play the guitar? It's true.

Posted by: DR.WTF at September 18, 2019 09:56 PM (aS1PU)

I Want a Little Girl, is a nice old ballad but it's flagged a lot because of the words in that order.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:14 PM (UX5QD)

336 Justin Trudeau has a wife and 3 children so I will posit that he is heterosexual.
However Justin Trudeau proves you can be heterosexual and still be a fag.

Posted by: Vlad the Impale, whittling away like mad at September 18, 2019 10:15 PM (dmoiP)

337 A chronological survey of the opening chords of Beethoven's 3rd Symphony:

https://youtu.be/UnhlQUBsd6g

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:55 PM (7rVsF)

Interesting.

Posted by: Jor-El at September 18, 2019 10:20 PM (UX5QD)

338 Am I ever glad I decreased the suffering of queer kids in Toronto by getting the hell out of there.

Posted by: BossyKitten at September 18, 2019 10:51 PM (qnCfR)

339 You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil.

I love me some Midnight Run quotes.

Posted by: tommylotto at September 19, 2019 11:57 AM (dYinJ)

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