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Brutal New Ad Questions -- Or Rather, Denies -- Joe Biden's Mental Fitness
Before that, check out this admission against interest from this fat soy-based baby bitch:
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:01 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (DjiZK)
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/climate-confessions-share-solutions-climate-change-n1054791
Climate Confessions
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.
Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)
It also helps that Joe is one bad batch of paste away from a stroke at any given moment.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:04 PM (iU/Pm)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5s6wjrg
Posted by: Ilhan Omar says prepare for the next muslim backlash moment! at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (NVYyb)
do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells
bad but hey.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)
Mine: I leave my 6 mpg big block truck running 24/7, because I don't want to replace the starter.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (jYnPD)
Because grudge over country.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)
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That's already an established practice with Dems, Obama golfed and gave speeches and ValJar ran the show.
Posted by: Decaf at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (xbWHd)
Prescient?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (HJ38S)
The cognitive dissociation of Trump potentially winning again will ensure all sorts of shenanigans in November of 2020.
We thought Hodgkinson, et al., were fringe elements? It's going to be multiple locations to depress turnout in red areas by what will later be seen to be leftist nutjobs. But the cities will be safe.
They will literally do anything to disrupt and delegitimize Trump going forward, if not win outright via social disruption.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (w+Z9D)
If they want him as a puppet, they better start pulling some strings and speaking for him.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Jeb! at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (GpDwp)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (rC0RO)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (iU/Pm)
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 18, 2019 06:07 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Scroob at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)
Losing His Grip - a limerick
It should've been a nomination clincher
As he talked about a railroad adventure
But the clickety-clack refrain
That was rattling in his brain
Was naught but the sound of his dentures
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (m45I2)
I can't watch these videos anymore. How bad is it when your opponent covers their eyes because you're so pathetic?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (M9ntN)
at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (9hauA) "Heh" no "The" Ricker understands that the GOP has structural turnout intensity advantages.
It'd take a 4-6 point gap to overcome the donk youthfullness etc etc if he is to be believed....which he isn't because "full of sh*t."
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (xbWHd)
Honestly, without those high level indictments it will be hard to persuade Republicans that we have a country, much less functioning elections. So I do not truly care which no hoper the Dems put up. The President must fight for himself.
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (+nx2S)
Mine: I set the air conditiong at 64 and the heat at 80, and leave the windows open because I like the smell of the outside.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (EgshT)
Ridin in the excalater
dont call me later
My name is Corn Pop
They call me chain man
Ill rap it round yo head
Then Ill put yall back in chains
Then im on the train and all you can say is sorry
Dont call me that,
Call me shotgun
Take 2 and call me in the morning
Ill be on the train
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (M+Lyo)
oh man oh man oh man
https:// www.nbcnews.com/news/specials/climate-confessions-share-solutions-climate-change-n1054791
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)
See, this is just begging for the Horde to go put their top notch snark to use.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (N39Ws)
Warren at least hasn't made a public ass of herself this year so she wins by default.
The God Emperor retains the states he won in 2016, and snaps up MN and NM. There are key native-American demographics in each who won't be supporting Lieawatha.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: GuyfromNH at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Gs5TH)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (M9ntN)
"Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: D. Vermin at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (Izot6)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (9hauA)
Whoa. Mind blown.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (w+Z9D)
And how is that different than any other year?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.
Whoa. Mind blown.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)
You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (HJ38S)
Posted by: Teefless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)
Rush's theory is that the libs want Biden as a puppet, so that his far, far left/ commie VP can run the show.
If they want him as a puppet, they better start pulling some strings and speaking for him.
Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 06:06 PM (dBiBP)
They are already keeping him from the cameras after 1pm each day. 'cause he gets tired, and gaffe prone. Plus it's naptime.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
Hey now, let's not let him off the hook for being a soulless lying slanderous shitheel, too.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: x at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (nFwvY)
They need Biden because demented or not, he is the least overtly Maoist of the pack so they think they can fool the public with him. In the unlikely event he beats Trump he will be a puppet being manipulated by Soros and company.
If he loses, no biggie since one of their alleged rising stars won't be tainted.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Nur Said at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Hillary 'tuna boat' Clinton at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
Alligator!
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (jYnPD)
My contribution to global enwarmening is leaving my door open to the screened porch all year long so my lazy ass doesn't have to get up and let the cat in/out from/to the screened in porch.
Posted by: BifBewalski at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (iU/Pm)
Posted by: wth at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Inogame at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (rC0RO)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (9hauA)
Styx is a clever fellow. And that is exactly what happened when Trump made a move on AOC and the Gang of Other Three.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (FTPn0)
Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year
round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)[\i]
I prop the door open and use the fridge light to keep a tally of all the times celebrities tell me to do something to save the planet and then turn around and do something to hurt the planet.
I'm running out of paper.
Posted by: TheHoser at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:09 PM (t+qrx)
Wow. Those Germans have a word for everything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (NWiLs)
Hey now, let's not let him off the hook for being a soulless lying slanderous shitheel, too.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:11 PM (t+qrx)
I was trying to be succinct but you aren't wrong.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (NWiLs)
Good thing you specified Rick Wilson, Ace - because that bit could've described a lot of NeverTrumpers and Cruiservatives.
Posted by: Hands at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX
Which Rick Wilson? THE Rick Wilson, or one of those other Ricks Wilson?
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (t+qrx)
Nice heads-up on Florida, Rick. Election night was hilarious.
"No Republican candidate can win without Florida."
Did you notice? If you subtracted Trump's Florida victory, he still would have won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: TheHoser at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)
He was Yeb!'s creature and something of a fixture for GOP politics in Florida.
And Twatter personality.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Dick Wilson at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8Q
Worked on campaigns for Connie Mack, Bush the Elder and did something or other for Dick Cheney.
In other words, a Bushie.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX
He has a head like a beach ball with jug ears.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (WRSbt)
Biden is a senile mess.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hepcat at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (0iTi2)
You forgot "he flies his own planes"....
Guy thinks he is Sky King, his Twatter feed was a mix of some insight and insane since the Bush era.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:13 PM (oVJmc)
Trump used to call him One Percent since that was about the best he has polled for President until now.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:14 PM (xPJvm)
A Michael Moore, Bronco Bama love child?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (v0R5T)
Nice heads-up on Florida, Rick. Election night was hilarious.
"No Republican candidate can win without Florida."
Did you notice? If you subtracted Trump's Florida victory, he still would have won.
Yep! Every single network said that and every one was wrong.
Another meme they all had going was the "Latino surge defeats Trump." Watch the coverage - any coverage = and they all had that story teed up. Till it didn't happen.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:15 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
True... but shifting that back a few points also implies a loss of more points nationwide which costs DJT (at least) Michigan and Wisconsin.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)
He is/was? a *air quotes* Republican campaign consultant.
Funny how they've all outed themselves as being not all that wedded to the GOP, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: G marks the spot at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (mrrpb)
"Fremdschämen". Fremdschämen is the word you're looking for.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Thank you, very useful word. Those Germans do have a sophisticated vocabulary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (a0IVu)
You know, the Victrola.
Twenty-three skidoo!
Hubba, hubba!
It's the bee's knees.
Hotsy-totsy!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Mj5En)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (ptqGC)
True... but shifting that back a few points also implies a loss of more points nationwide which costs DJT (at least) Michigan and Wisconsin.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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I'm just talking about the raw numbers of that particular night. You could subtract 29 electoral votes and he'd still have won.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (M9ntN)
Good as fucking new.
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (v0R5T)
at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA) They are a gaggle of idiots who have no audience, and after another Trump win no relevance.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (xbWHd)
And how is that different than any other year?
Posted by: Oldcat
With Biden flailing so badly, I just foresee this becoming a watershed moment in political violence. They literally have NO ONE who can defeat Trump. That desperation will translate into outright bloodshed, I think.
Just being a worry-wart, I know, but 'twas foreseen.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (w+Z9D)
Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (Mj5En)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ykYG2)
I wonder what the Never trumpers will do if Trump wins a second term. The primordial screams of anguish will be unprecedented.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland
at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)Would mass swims into the nearest large bodies of water be too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Very Senior Citizen at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (wfdhz)
You know, the Victrola.
Twenty-three skidoo!
Hubba, hubba!
It's the bee's knees.
Hotsy-totsy!
Don't take any wooden nickels!
Posted by: Joe "Boolah, Bollah" Biden at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (gAXBD)
i laughed out loud
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Another meme they all had going was the "Latino surge defeats Trump." Watch the coverage - any coverage = and they all had that story teed up. Till it didn't happen.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Haha, woops. And what do you want to bet he improves that share in 2020? Ana Navarro will have una stroca.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Scroob at September 18, 2019 06:08 PM (FhXTo)
Phrasing.
Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (A3Ns9)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)
I wonder what the Never trumpers will do if Trump wins a second term. The primordial screams of anguish will be unprecedented.
Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 18, 2019 06:16 PM (9hauA)
Would mass swims into the nearest large bodies of water be too much to ask?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:19 PM (ptqGC)
Mass cliff jumpings like lemmings. Alas, I fear it is not to be. Hell, they keep threatening to leave the country and won't even do that.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (Kpl3J)
Joe Bidet maybe an ignorant goniffing moron, but he managed to become a Senator and then a VP all while taking bribes and lucre from everywhere and raking in millions.
Dumb and ignorant? Yes. Stupid? I should only be that stupid.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (UUkQp)
Yeah, we opened his head up, clipped the bleeders, cauterized those suckers, and installed the plate.
Good as fucking new.
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon
********
Did you forget to hoover out the cobwebs?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (m45I2)
With Biden flailing so badly, I just foresee this becoming a watershed moment in political violence. They literally have NO ONE who can defeat Trump. That desperation will translate into outright bloodshed, I think.
Just being a worry-wart, I know, but 'twas foreseen.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (w+Z9D)
They've already done bloodshed with Hodgkinson and Antifa. They've done election fraud since forever.
They've run out of things to do that are worse that what they routinely do.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (MxIn6)
More like this!
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (vFhit)
Posted by: Chouinard at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ua1m6)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:20 PM (M9ntN)
If you're in the game
The stroca's the word
Posted by: Billy Squier at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
Look, people have always been askin me about what I think, and I tell em. Whatdja have for breakfast, you probably don't know. Well, what I had...kids in schools dammit, we got to give kids schools. They can't be out doin stuff they need to be learnin!!!
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (z8c2c)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (gmo/4)
RunJoe Run!
Posted by: Curious Memberpate at September 18, 2019 06:17 PM (Mj5En)
David Geddes, 1974
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT2LGv-s3xQ
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (zBaqJ)
He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.
and he may find himself on a beautiful stage
next to a sweet young girl
and he may ask himself, well
how does her hair smell?
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
It's not like Biden recently became a bad candidate. He's been a shitty candidate for decades!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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Yes, utterly protected by little Del-unaware and then the nothingness of the vice presidency. It was all there all along for anyone to see, but nooooo. The Democrats had to vault him to a huge lead on the strength of his Obama-buddiness, and now they're seeing what they've done.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (M9ntN)
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I think it's quite possible.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:18 PM (M9ntN)
Also, the argument before this assumes the rank order of the states is a fixed and known quantity. But when your polls are total shit like they were in 2016, why should you think that you have that ordering correct?
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (FTPn0)
I dream of an America where an elected representative can stand on a stage in front of the news media and the public and proudly declare that they like to take a stiff dick up their butt.
And that person will be a woman.
Posted by: Senator Sin Enema at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (Mj5En)
Posted by: Ever at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ZZDMQ)
22 Wait. So according to the Rick Wilson, both Trump and the Dem candidate will lose.
Whoa. Mind blown.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (u//oP)
You know who this benefits?
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)
Mitt Romney?
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (vFhit)
As opposed to the spritely, waifish, dewy-fresh Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
You forgot to add the phrase "concerned Christian conservative."
/do they teach nothing in troll school any more?
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (gdfZ0)
Half the party is batshit Commie crazy. The other half, which includes most blacks, don't want to lose reliable Uncle Sugar. They'll come to see that crazy Commies will kill their golden goose
Added drama is that the champion of one side can stroke out at any moment
Another drama is that Biden may never quit, and draft 15%'of the vote away from Warren right up to the Convention
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (eDUQ1)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:10 PM (jYnPD)
Why, Hillary 'Yes, I Accept Your Last Minute Nomination' Clinton.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (gdfZ0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
The Oklahoma Land Crab, with the high pitched nasal whine?
She'll be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Abraham "Grampa" Simpson at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (hjaPQ)
As opposed to the spritely, waifish, dewy-fresh Elizabeth Warren.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2019 06:24 PM (oVJmc)
125 Here ya go. Jimmy Carter throws shade at 2020 Dems (NY Post):
https://tinyurl.com/y5mfhdn6
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:21 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (vFhit)
Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (32YRo)
Hopefully "The" Ricker ain't reading here it'd be hard for him to land the plane in time to see a doctor about his 5 hour erection.
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: 13times at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:26 PM (+nx2S)
Thanks a ton for Iran, you old entitled, elitist peanut farmer.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: hogmartin
Berlin has a place with "Fremdschämendamen"
Pricey, though (from what I hear).
Posted by: Miklos Piaf, non, rien de rien at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Like other Never Trumpers, that would carry 0 republicans along and probably sink Dem support a few percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPn0)
Posted by: Tom Servo
I saw that, Tom. Rick was blubbering all over the place about how Cory ruled his girls. His tears were florescent and lovely.
Posted by: Boswell at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Pinhead at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (UDD3A)
One of his former staffers said he would be a great candidate.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:05 PM (ptqGC)
The Grudge Report. I like it.
Posted by: I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Thing McCain at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (xk7VN)
Joe's handlers will have him hooked up to one shortly.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (MxIn6)
Who here can imagine Jeb! coming in on the Dem ticket?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)
Like other Never Trumpers, that would carry 0 republicans along and probably sink Dem support a few percent.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (FTPn0)
So we're for it, right?
Run Jeb! Run!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (gAXBD)
RAS has Trump JA at 50/48 today. Highest I've seen it in several months. That would be an easy reelect number.
Even the MSM have acknowledged, with a heavy heart, that Trump's approval ratings have been on the upswing.
Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Pinhead at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (UDD3A)
This is the part what worries me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (eDUQ1)
Posted by: 13times
Running Warren is like the Redskins fielding a communist quarterback that nags on you and won't stfu
Posted by: x at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Boswell
"One doesn't expect him to speak well; the marvel is that he can do it at all"
Posted by: Miklos , paraphrasing Boswell or maybe Jonson at September 18, 2019 06:29 PM (QzkSJ)
I throw out my glass bottles with the trash. I'm not a monster...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: usntakim at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (0OmEj)
*wink, wink*
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (v0R5T)
How can we put a limit on someone's brain?
It's unconstitutional, I say!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (gAXBD)
It's your campaign so get up there
You gotta sniff that young girl's hair
And grope her good before your speech
But something's hap'ning to your teeth
Clackety Clack (put your dentures back!)
Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Clackety Clack Clackety Clack
Put Your Dentures Back!
Posted by: The Zombie Coasters at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (pqyXj)
There's no problem we face in this country that can't be solved with a good, high-fiber diet.
Posted by: Joe Biden
That comment has made me laugh far too much for no reason I can readily discern.
LOL
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (w+Z9D)
Rick Wilson is sooo cute in that blue Dems cheerleader outfit he likes to wear. I especially like the knee socks!
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:31 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 06:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Wait....did I say that?
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: usntakim at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Reservations?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:33 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX)
He is one of those very very marginal figures who spends a LOT of time on Twitter, and therefore Twitter-Addicted people who are themselves halfway "Twitter Famous" think he's just the bee's knees.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (PbpT7)
Pricey, though (from what I hear).
Posted by: Miklos Piaf, non, rien de rien at September 18, 2019 06:27 PM (QzkSJ)
I'm rackin' my brain trying to come up with a little quip on what sort of services could be retained there. Got nothin'.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (t+qrx)
I'm so ashamed.
Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now
and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate
change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak
every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News."
..I don't think that they fully appreciate that the steak references are tapping into some of the most basic emotions. Everyone knows what it feels like to want to eat something and not be able to.
"Vote for us: we'll prevent you from eating your favorite food" is not just a losing platform for an election, it's a losing platform for "not getting pitched into the ocean"
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: Achromatic refuse at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (Hdg8X)
..........
That's true. As for us, we may have misplaced a clamp and a sponge or two. And my chewing gum.
Posted by: Joe's brain surgeon at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Bleeding Eye at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)
It's what plants crave.
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (t+qrx)
for reals, I remember going to blog convention type things and people
acted like groupies around people with 20,000 twitter followers.
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (PbpT7)
Second look at re-joining Twitter?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
Biddy drinks lite, lite fast food looking sez my little political lite brigade will come by for your donations.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (9PtLS)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 18, 2019 06:12 PM (H8QX
The ugly sister in Heart ?
Posted by: jsg at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (xk7VN)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (gmo/4)
Heh, Trump showing of his wall. It's being built contrary to libs portest.
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (OAlmw)
It's classy and luxurious. He should have it painted gold. It would drive his enemies insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
Is Mullah gonna investigate the stolen pancakes?
btw, you do know who invented pancakes, don't you?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (7ynkn)
Heh, "guilty" he and I were mutual followers once upon a time Ace.
I told a ways back you'd be a lot happier gone after I had quit.
"The" Rick was part of why I shrugged and said "f*ck it."
Posted by: sven at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (xbWHd)
Climate Confessions
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak every week? Share your anonymous confession with NBC News.
Mine: I burn crude oil in a big drum to stay warm. I do it year round too, inc. summer .It's pretty inefficient and smells bad but hey.
Posted by: Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at September 18, 2019 06:03 PM (MWv5n)
The thousands of pounds of SF6 I've released as a tracer gas for tests. The greens don't know my name, but they would recoil from me.
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (x6+/6)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (IRd4p)
4chan's politics board took this as an insult. We then played numerical ouija, woke up an ancient Egyptian frog-headed Chaos god, and asked it to go kill Hillary Clinton.
We did not get the right numbers on that post to truly please Lord Kek, but he at least knocked her bitch ass out cold and had her thrown in the Scooby Van on camera.
Never fuck with the Meme Magic.
https://youtu.be/b89d1oip7WM
Posted by: /pol/ is always right at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (snxuX)
There's no problem we face in this country that can't be solved with a good, high-fiber diet.
Posted by: Joe Biden
That comment has made me laugh far too much for no reason I can readily discern.
LOL
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (w+Z9D)
Agreed.
Diabeetus.
Posted by: Zombie Wilford Brimley at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (9dzlp)
Prions cause neurodegenerative disease by aggregating extracellularly within the central nervous system to form plaques known as amyloids, which disrupt the normal tissue structure. This disruption is characterized by "holes" in the tissue with resultant spongy architecture due to the vacuole formation in the neurons.[19] Other histological changes include astrogliosis and the absence of an inflammatory reaction.[20] While the incubation period for prion diseases is generally quite long, once symptoms appear the disease progresses rapidly, leading to brain damage and death.[21] Neurodegenerative symptoms can include convulsions, dementia, ataxia (balance and coordination dysfunction), and behavioural or personality changes.
Brain holes and "astrogliosis" made me think of Joe Biden.
He's a prion disease sufferer.
Posted by: imp at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (w+Z9D)
I throw out my glass bottles with the trash. I'm not a monster...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at September 18, 2019 06:30 PM (5WpEK)
China then dumps that plastic into a landfill, where parts of it makes it to the ocean.
A recent study done by a German group showed that the 10 biggest sources of sea pollution, were 8 Rivers in Asia, and 2 in Africa.
But I'm a monster because I don't recycle my plastic.
Posted by: Don Q at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: nerdygirl at September 18, 2019 06:38 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:36 PM (ptqGC)
"Hey, baby. Have you seen my shelves?"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: ace at September 18, 2019 06:34 PM
That's it, I need to quit Twitter. This time I mean it!
Posted by: J-Pod at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 06:02 PM (gdfZ0)
They can use the 25th Amendment to officially push Joe out of the way of his Progressive Veep. Any Cabinet secretaries who don't go along will be asked by DNC thugs where they want to commit suicide: At home, or Fort Marcy Park?
Posted by: Gref at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (AMIL/)
Even the MSM have acknowledged, with a heavy heart, that Trump's approval ratings have been on the upswing.
Posted by: mnw at September 18, 2019 06:28 PM (Cssks)
That can't possibly be true, because just the other day I saw a poll that said Bernie Sanders would beat Trump by 8 points. In Texas.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2Mnv1)
He has lost nothing. He's as sharp as he ever was.
and he may find himself on a beautiful stage
next to a sweet young girl
and he may ask himself, well
how does her hair smell?
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
sharp as he ever was
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:22 PM (sGtp+)
Now I've a Talking Heads ear worm. Thanks.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (rnXGe)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:41 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Corn Pop 52
Biden 48
Trump 0
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 06:37 PM (x6+/6)
\
I use hair products that contain the highest GWP chemicals I can find...gotta to get my big, sexy hair!
Posted by: IC at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (ykYG2)
I think I was 11 or 12 when Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal debuted on the market, which is the perfect age for such things. It was an instant huge success.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:42 PM (7ynkn)
"Vote for us: we'll prevent you from eating your favorite food" is not just a losing platform for an election, it's a losing platform for "not getting pitched into the ocean"
Posted by: lurker (the other one... spelled with a P) at September 18, 2019 06:35 PM (eAshZ)
Given that "let them eat steak" shows a level of compassion and realpolitik that Democrats do not currently have, they would be quite lucky to get the ocean. The Democrat politicians and donors who glut themselves on kobe beef and meth fueled orgies before recommending Greta Fuckberg would get their corpses strung from bridges after agonizing deaths.
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (+nx2S)
Posted by: Inogame
So Dick Wilson's wife's bull is a dyke? So what does that make him a double super sized cuck? Being cucked by a dyke! Man that's some real pathetic stuff
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (R3pi1)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (90T4r)
It's classy and luxurious. He should have it painted gold. It would drive his enemies insane.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
With one of these at every mile marker:
https://tinyurl.com/y6fp6ytj
Posted by: Miklos, also classy at September 18, 2019 06:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2019 06:40 PM (2Mnv1)
That was just the conference table.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2019 06:44 PM (jYnPD)
Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...
Posted by: kraken
Indeed.
Am I wrong in remembering Apple Jacks had a hint of cinnamon?
"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!
I don't remember the rest of the jingle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (7ynkn)
This Rick Wilson character styled himself as a raging tough guy for marketing purposes, right? Testosterone level so high it crystallizes out of his blood stream, and the crystals block blood flow to regions of the brain responsible for self restraint, and all that?
The manly man act is supposed to finesse the lack of intelligence, I guess. If he rages hard enough, nobody will expect him to be smart, or even occasionally correct. Hulk smash...
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (hGuWq)
Posted by: kraken
That won't be my beautiful house
That won't be my beautiful wife
Posted by: any Dem nominee at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: kraken
Biden for America, now with 200% more cinnamon.
Posted by: Biden at September 18, 2019 06:46 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 06:48 PM (pNxlR)
She's done with those career-advancement moves, she's aged out of it, she's married to a nice SoCal Jewish lawyer.
She's stuck in the Senate forever, until some other Dem pol wins and sticks her in the Cabinet or something.
Posted by: JEM at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (NMAzL)
If this quashing of California's stupid emissions standards goes through, NBC will be loaded with confessions of new car buyers, probably quite a few of them California Democrats who are sick of paying $3.50/gal for gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (7ynkn)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (87EdW)
Question is who are they going to roll out next summer.
Posted by: Pliney at September 18, 2019 06:50 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Joey B. I can speech good! at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (Zv1X1)
He was disgruntled so it was ok.
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (NMAzL)
{{{Miley}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:51 PM (TdMsT)
They had it right on the screen: "DEMOCRATIC donor Ed Buck arrested". Hillary was mentioned in the story too.
Don't know if that's good news or not. I would hope it is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (87EdW)
Remember how you were told you were wrong, it was a collective bargaining ploy?
Posted by: Farmer Bob
======
I actually believed that. Between unions and ISIS, I thought unions were just as likely.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (mJRxU)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
They had it right on the screen: "DEMOCRATIC donor Ed Buck arrested". Hillary was mentioned in the story too.
Don't know if that's good news or not. I would hope it is.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:52 PM (L2ZTs)
They are up to something....
they are Always up to something...
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (R3pi1)
Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2019 06:47 PM (Tnijr)
ATT bought Directtv Now, jacked up the price by 25 percent, and left customers for 3 weeks with nothing but glitches.
I detest ATT.
I'm thinking about PlayStation Vue or Sling.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: East Bay Jay at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Lg/Uq)
Hillary's friends: Ed Buck, Jeffrey Epstein, John Podesta, Richard Mays, NXIVM Sex Cult. . .
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Vt61E)
Posted by: hogmartin will be sad if you don't register for the fall MIMoMe at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (Zv1X1)
Every day, the Left makes it harder and harder to destroy the planet. Curse them!
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (T6OXT)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (z8c2c)
We all know they want him as a stuffed puppet, but for the sake of appearance of patriotism, do they really want to put a mentally challenged and diminished capacity person (who is deteriorating before our eyes) at the top? That's cruel both to Biden AND a country.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (KBY7Z)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:55 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Now if we bundled in Jack Buck.....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (T6OXT)
"If he rages hard enough, nobody will expect him to be smart, or even occasionally correct. Hulk smash..."
Then you look at him and he looks like a moldy pear left in the back of a basement fridge.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (z8c2c)
Anything with Cinnamon in it is a winner...
Posted by: kraken
Indeed.
Am I wrong in remembering Apple Jacks had a hint of cinnamon?
"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!
I don't remember the rest of the jingle...
i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (dUJdY)
Every day, the Left makes it harder and harder to destroy the planet. Curse them!
Posted by: Snidely Whiplash at September 18, 2019 06:54 PM (T6OXT)
Thank goodness for Japanese fishermen! Fuck you whalur and Dolphin!
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Headless Uncle Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (EgshT)
"A" is for Apple!
"J" is for Jacks!
I don't remember the rest of the jingle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:45 PM (7ynkn)
I love cinnamony fruity CORN POPS
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (M+Lyo)
I thought it was encrypted.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (T6OXT)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
golly
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (vFhit)
Mine: Similar. I keep the door open on the refrigerator at its coldest setting and the oven door open at "broil" because the cat seems to like it.
I actually live outside due to my cat allergy.
Posted by: Cthillary, Dead but Dreaming at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (JXKKq)
i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.
Christ Almighty
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (7ynkn)
i'd just like to point out that they're redoing the Life "mikey" commercials with a female mikey.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)
As in... " let's get Mikey , or Mika, to eat it.... she'll eat anything"????? These Progs are Funny.....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)
---
Sometimes when I go to the sweat lodge I'm not really interested in sweating. I'm interested in dick.
Posted by: Lieawatha at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (hjaPQ)
Of course, this time the Princess will be trans...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (L2ZTs)
-
A severe slap-on-the-wrist threatening?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (gAXBD)
g'early evenin', 'rons
The 2019 Michigan MoMe is this weekend!!!
Join us September 20 & 21 in the greater metropolitan area of Chelsea, Michigan for the festivities.
Friday night, we dine in Hell. Literally. We'll be at the Hell Saloon in Hell, Michigan for dinner around 6:30-ish. After dinner, we'll return to the cabin campsite built on the cursed ancient Indian burial ground just down the road from the state prison for the criminally insane for ukulele practice.
During the day on Saturday, we'll be hanging out at the cabin, whittling entire trees into toothpicks & just generally relaxing. The roundtable discussion topic this year is "IKEA Shelving: Threat or Menace?", followed by small unit tactics practice.
Saturday evening we'll go in to town for diner at the BBQ joint around 4:30; after which we'll return to the campsite for a large thermal event & pants-less dancing to the finest ukulele band in all the land.
Click the link in the sidebar (or in my nick) for more details.
thatisall
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (KCxzN)
I have been attacked by monkeys on two separate occasions. My word as a Biden
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)
and I killed them and had them for dinner!
Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Zv1X1)
If I share my anonymous confession with the priests/ministers of Church of Mother Gaia and repent for (shhhhh; don't tell anyone) using a plastic straw and cooking a steak every two weeks, beat my breast and ask forgiveness can I be forgiven my transgressions and achieve ecological perfection in this life and as much joy as possible romping in the here and now with Mother Gaia's female acolytes?
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 06:57 PM (Izzlo)
and I killed them and had them for dinner!
Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM
I keep their hair in a snuff box for old times' sake.
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (786Ro)
If I share my anonymous confession with the priests/ministers of Church of Mother Gaia and repent for (shhhhh; don't tell anyone) using a plastic straw and cooking a steak every two weeks, beat my breast and ask forgiveness can I be forgiven my transgressions and achieve ecological perfection in this life and as much joy as possible romping in the here and now with Mother Gaia's female acolytes?
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:00 PM (j0JAA)
Sounds like a solid plan....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Cosda at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (z1SYY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 06:59 PM (Kpl3J)
Yep. They are so far left Biden is a Goldwater.
Posted by: Joey B at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 18, 2019 06:56 PM (sGtp+)
As in... " let's get Mikey , or Mika, to eat it.... she'll eat anything"????? These Progs are Funny.....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (90T4r)
except this time, after the other boys say that, Fem Mikey will jump and say "See? THIS is what the Patriarchy does! THIS is what I been talkin' bout! DOWN WITH THE PATRIARCHY! And Eat Life Cereal!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Hoary Puffleg at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (j0JAA)
Posted by: Cosda at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (z1SYY)
/it's not what you think. Really.
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gdfZ0)
Are you calling me. . . . a . . .
Posted by: Corn Pop at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (7ynkn)
Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (9m9TT)
One square = 100 square feet
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Wine Moms at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (EgshT)
I can attest: they have soft-serve ice cream & putt-putt golf in Hell
Posted by: AltonJackson
The MiMoMe is 21SEP19 in Chelsea, MI
Friday night we dine in Hell
at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 07:04 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (mJRxU)
Posted by: shibumi, in house selling hell at September 18, 2019 07:02 PM (gdfZ0)
You guys thought Beyond Meat was just a soy product! Have I got news for you: Phase 2 Beyond is gonna be a doozy.
Posted by: trev006 at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (+nx2S)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 07:01 PM (Kpl3J)
...and then show her boobs because fem monkey power!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'invite a friend for dinner!' at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (Zv1X1)
Posted by: Bosk at September 18, 2019 07:05 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 06:53 PM (gmo/4)
golly
Posted by: m at September 18, 2019 06:58 PM (vFhit)
----
Suprise, Suprise Suprise....
i never saw this coming Sarge!
Posted by: Gomer Pyle at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (makEl)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: kraken
and build a white man's fire and sing karaoke?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 07:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (rBtIz)
These Peloton tv ads are annoying.
They charge $58/month to let you stream a "live" spin class at your home.
Plus, you have to buy the exercise bike, I'd assume.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (7ynkn)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (COzlW)
Joe Biden is the smartest candidate the democrats have.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy
Buttigieg followed by Warren. Bear in mind the difference between smart and wise.
Posted by: pep at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (gAXBD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:08 PM (7ynkn)
Posted by: Eromero at September 18, 2019 07:08 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero
Doing the Lord's Work.
Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: DBCooper at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:03 PM (7ynkn)
2016. She won by a margin of a little over 1%, IIRC.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (O4YGa)
Thread w/ videos here:
https://tinyurl.com/y37jnfw2
Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (cF8AT)
Comedy Gold, Jerry:
https://time.com/5680759/justin-trudeau-brownface-photo/
Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (xgyDD)
I see you're still working on the anal insertion therapy . How's that working so far? Any progress?
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 18, 2019 07:09 PM (R3pi1)
Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (6OoFY)
Some names of generic Apple Jacks:
Apple Blasts
Apple Floats
And this is my favorite:
Frosted Apple Cinnamon Rings. Catchy, eh?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (7ynkn)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (ZFlLo)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 18, 2019 07:07 PM (gAXBD)
Easy squeezie. They're the ones with the dry cleaning places and Hitachi joints, right? I love those guys!
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 07:10 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: raimondo at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (mJRxU)
Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at September 18, 2019 07:11 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: golfman at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (OE84+)
If this quashing of California's stupid emissions standards goes through, NBC will be loaded with confessions of new car buyers, probably quite a few of them California Democrats who are sick of paying $3.50/gal for gas.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 18, 2019 06:49 PM (M9ntN)
You know....as much as I normally loathe the nonsense that comes from this state, I do remember nasty smog alerts. Assuming CA emissions standards account for real things like levels of Hydrocarbons, CO, Ozone, etc. and not eco-ninny nonsense like levels of CO2, I would be in favor of keeping them up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ujg0T)
Oh, and he was going to raise taxes through the roof. He got millions of voters.
Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ASbaS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
The Oklahoma Land Crab, with the high pitched nasal whine?
She'll be destroyed.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 18, 2019 06:25 PM (zBaqJ)
-------
Warren does quite a good song and dance,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FyyVwYEds
Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:13 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ASbaS)
These Rinos. They hate us. They really, really hate us.
Posted by: Theresistance at September 18, 2019 07:14 PM (ASbaS)
I USED to forgive them and just thought they were wobbly, but increasingly it DOES seem like they are in on all the scams.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:17 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Downcast at September 18, 2019 07:19 PM (p6Q7Q)
You know....as much as I normally loathe the nonsense that comes from this state, I do remember nasty smog alerts. Assuming CA emissions standards account for real things like levels of Hydrocarbons, CO, Ozone, etc. and not eco-ninny nonsense like levels of CO2, I would be in favor of keeping them up.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 18, 2019 07:12 PM (ujg0T)
The US wide emission standards are almost as strict as the CA standards.
What will make a big difference is to get the older, pre-2000 vehicles off the road. Jay Lenos 1968 restored muscle car puts out 10-100 times as much pollution as a modern car. That old beater the illegal immigrant is driving? No tune up, oil burning, a cylinder not firing? That creates pollution. The kind of car you smell for miles as you catch up to it on the freeway.
That is pollution.
Posted by: rd at September 18, 2019 07:20 PM (+0uDE)
Even those who care deeply about the planet's future can slip up now
and then. Tell us: Where do you fall short in preventing climate
change? Do you blast the A/C? Throw out half your lunch? Grill a steak
every week?
*****
I grill a couple of steaks every other day. Did the nazis decide every thing they don't like is going to kill us all from "climate chaos"
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at September 18, 2019 07:21 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 07:32 PM (yQpMk)
My entry: "I bought a way too large house on Martha's Vineyard that will use more energy than 10 middle class households."
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 08:09 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 08:12 PM (BqBId)
This is going to be a spectacular 14 months.
Posted by: Garbone at September 18, 2019 09:14 PM (4lHJo)
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