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The Morning Rant

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"Hey look, everybody, the progs have invented a couple of new terms. The first is 'BROWN-face'. It's kind of like "blackface", but its use is reserved for prog politicians in order to minimize any potential damage to their careers or reputations. See, 'brownface' is not as bad as 'blackface'. This will come as good news to Justin Trudeau. You don't ever want to be caught in 'blackface'. But if there's a photo of you in 'brownface', hey, it's all good. If you're a prog. Republicans, needless to say, will never be caught in brownface, only in the blackest of blackface.

"The second term the progressives have just made up is 'credible accusation'. It's been used extensively in the recent media coverage of those two NY Times hack reporters who set out to smear Brett Kavanaugh by resurrecting bogus charges that didn't pass muster the first time around. In order to add rhetorical 'oomph' to the old, previously discarded accusations to make them look like new accusations, they got magically turned into 'credible accusations.' So, you might ask, what is the difference between an 'accusation' and a 'credible accusation'? Well, a 'credible accusation' is much better than a standard, run-of-the-mill accusation. How so? Well, a 'credible accusation' is one that you should believe, that ought to be believed. Why? Because it's 'credible'.

"No one has ever said why exactly these accusations have suddenly become 'credible'. Particularly since no new evidence has been introduced and none of the principal actors actually remember anything. It's kind of like the 2004 election when the media kept referring to the Swift Boat veterans' testimony about the character of John Kerry as 'discredited', as in 'the discredited Swift Boat vets', although I never saw any of the actual discrediting that supposedly took place. They were just assuming what they needed to prove. Or, more precisely, they wanted you to assume that what they needed to prove had already been proven. That, since they had used the word 'discredited', it had actually been 'discredited' (even though it really hadn't).

"What it boils down to is that the latest round of accusation against Kavanaugh are 'credible' because a couple of progressive hack NY Times reporters say so.

"Progressive definitions of words are like progressive definitions of gender, i.e. fluid, amorphous, and, basically, whatever suits their purposes at the time. It's just rhetorical sleight-of-hand."

(h/t Cruadin on Twitter)

Oh, one more thing: You know how there's usually a theme or connection between the celebs whose photos I post? Well, this week, I've been running what you might call a "meta-theme" involving a number of this week's celebs. Hopefully, some of you will be able to figure out what it is.



"Face-Darkening"




The Many Faces of Justin Trudeau:

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(click for bigger Trudeau)




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Mike Pence Drives Justin Trudeau To School:

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Strong Candidate For Dumbest Tweet of the Year, 2019:

Dumbness level = 980 millikohns.



Who Dis:

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(click for bigger)
And one more photo.



For the 'Ettes:

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Here's another photo.



Wednesday's celebs: Diane Lane and Dean O'Gorman, who each played rolls in the box-office bomb about that commie screenwriter Dalton Trumbo, called, appropriately enough, Trumbo. Gorman played Kirk Douglas.



Friday Shoe Pr0n:

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Today's Edition Of The Morning Rant Is Brought To You By Chicken & Doughnuts:

Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:17 AM




Comments

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1 1st?

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 20, 2019 11:17 AM (76Hj0)

2 nd

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:17 AM (5l6gb)

3 Wow, lurking lurker wins one.
Might buy a lottery ticket.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (76Hj0)

4 She's one of the actresses with three names. Helena Bonham Carter?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

5 meep meep!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (d7Ww2)

6 Don't know him, though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (ClOmq)

7 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (q80AH)

8 Helena Bonham Carter, Hugh Jackman (?)

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)

9 'face-darkening'. LOL. Yeah, that's a mighty fine looking chicken sammich. Definitely Joan Collins

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (T9rmq)

10 Justin time!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (kQs4Y)

11 Trump is just hammering the media right now and urging them to look at Ukraine and Biden.

This is so much fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (ZLI7S)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (arJlL)

13 No not Hugh Jackman. Richard Armitage.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)

14 8 Helena Bonham Carter, Hugh Jackman (?)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:18 AM (Ez6QX)


Half credit.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (/FqKO)

15 What does Harvey Weinstein confess to the plants in his life???

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (so+oy)

16 13 No not Hugh Jackman. Richard Armitage.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (Ez6QX)


There you go.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (/FqKO)

17 brownface > brownnose

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (Ciifn)

18 Trudeau should've dressed as Michael Jackson instead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (9nhoD)

19
KFC seems intent on committing corporate seppuku.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (d6PHR)

20 11 Trump is just hammering the media right now and urging them to look at Ukraine and Biden.

This is so much fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:19 AM (ZLI7S)

Right!? The media complains about no formal press conferences. Trump directly answers more press questions than any president ever.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (cF8AT)

21 I refuse to believe that Union Seminary account isn't satire.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (KUaJL)

22 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants. Together, we held our grief,
joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the
beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor.


I'd have gone and brought some celery for a snack during prayers.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (T6t7i)

23 The partners of that company are Joe Biden's son, John Kerry's son, and Whitey Bulger's nephew. I didn't make that up."

BOOOOOOOOOM !

Must watch !
*******
Rudy Giuliani

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (BqBId)

24 Richard Armitage loud whispering "War!" in The Hobbit fifty times.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (q80AH)

25 Isn't brownface offensive to gay men?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (9nhoD)

26 I don't know who that is, but five bucks says she owns a deck of Tarot cards. She just has that look.

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (Mk8wT)

27 Regarding Trudeau: even he can't stand the lies of the MEN. Who woulda thought a politician would have more integrity than our press Corp?

Note, I expected a tie in integrity. MFM=0 / Politicians=0.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (xT+ue)

28 Chicken and Donuts looks better than I thought it would.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (tVQUs)

29 Gotta love that big hair.

Posted by: 40 miles north at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (o2vOl)

30 KFC chicekn donuts. Huh.

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (Wj9tV)

31 yeah, I want the KFC. one of the local food snobs has already declared it tres horrible...

so I assume it's pretty good actually.

and morning all.

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (8D42x)

32 Helena Bonham Carter.. dude? no idea

Les Miserables?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (so+oy)

33 In the first pic, Armitage looks like a bad mother--

"Shut yo' mouf!"

"I'm just talkin' 'bout Richard Armitage!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (ClOmq)

34 25 Isn't brownface offensive to gay men?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (9nhoD)

You may be thinking of browneye.

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (Ciifn)

35 I notice none of those feet/ankles shown in the shoe pron section have tats. So we got that going for us

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (T9rmq)

36
I confessed to plants my sorrow at only having urinated on some of them, but I earnestly promised the remainder that I'd get around to peeing on them eventually.

They all told me, "Thanks!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (pNxlR)

37 >>Right!? The media complains about no formal press conferences. Trump directly answers more press questions than any president ever.

It's a testament to how clueless our media is that they have been building this story up and had no clue that Trump wanted them to build it up.

Biden is going to get roasted.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

38 When I think of Justin, I now see this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8SwDtk5t8U

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (kQs4Y)

39 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants.


********

Ah find this to be simply a-pollen!!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (m45I2)

40 That has to be satire for that Union Seminary, right?

Can't possibly be real

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (76Hj0)

41
Today in chapel, we confessed to plants. Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the
beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor.


That reminds me, I need to look for a bush-hogging attachment for my new gas trimmer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (d6PHR)

42
How come we never do Friday Workboot Porn, huh??

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (8XRCm)

43 Florida and James Evans

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (flINI)

44 There you go.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:20 AM (/FqKO)

Forgot you were on a Hobbit kick this week!

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (PgV21)

45 26 I don't know who that is, but five bucks says she owns a deck of Tarot cards. She just has that look.

Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (Mk8wT)

Female?

Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (Wj9tV)

46 Ooooh, waifish. Looks like a young Helena Bonham Carter but isn't.

"Credibly accused" is the language of witch trials and star chambers.

PM Zoolander getting petard-hoisted on race is hilarious.

And I want to go home. Can I go home now?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (RD7QR)

47 Wait, how can we confess to plants and STILL EAT THEM??????

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (d7Ww2)

48 The donut is just a syrup/waffle replacement. I'm sort of surprised no one tried it sooner.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (9nhoD)

49 Justin's so gay. How gay is he?
He's so gay, even canadians think he's gay.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (gmo/4)

50 hola muchachos y muchachas

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (B+t5k)

51 Union Seminary's Twitter feed is a goldmine for Leftist insanity.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (tVQUs)

52 "What are you doing to that plant, Mr. Weinstein?"

"Confessing"

Posted by: Roy at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (Ciifn)

53 The brown-shirted dweeb in the front row is thinking:
1) Do I look like a douche doing this? I bet I look like a douche.
2) Will this get me in the girl's pants?
Also, the plant in the white pot is really Justin Trudeau in greenface.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (T6t7i)

54 It's a testament to how clueless our media is that they have been building this story up and had no clue that Trump wanted them to build it up.

Biden is going to get roasted.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (ZLI7S)

I no longer call them the press. They're rake steppers.

Posted by: Tami at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (cF8AT)

55 Helena Bonham Carter was so smokin' when she was young.

You should do Kate Bush as a Who Dis one of these days. The worst thing that happens is more people learn who Kate Bush was.

Posted by: arminius256 at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (382aI)

56 Wait, how can we confess to plants and STILL EAT THEM??????
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (d7Ww2)

-----

Communion.


Duh.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (8XRCm)

57 30 KFC chicekn donuts. Huh.
Posted by: Someguy at September 20, 2019 11:22 AM (Wj9tV)
--------

Doesn't have quite the same ring as "Chicken and Waffles".

Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (G0vdT)

58 Yay, Gorilla Pundit!

I don't know who the girl is, but I like the long hair.

Like one of the Seven Sutherland Sisters.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)

59 So, we never really got an answer as to whether Gov. Northam was in the Klan hood or the black face in his Med school yearbook.

But I'm just going to go ahead and "credibly accuse" Justin Trudeau of being the one in black face in that picture too. So, it was Northam in the Klan hood.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (hdzef)

60 So, if there is a theme for the week, one would have to remember who the photos were on Monday and Wednesday.
Was one Diane Lane?
Can't recall the others, so no shot a theme.

Posted by: RKinRoanoke at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (76Hj0)

61 Helena. I have had an enormous crush on her forever. She's the same age as I am too, so it's not weird. She was even hot in Harry Potter with her bad teefs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (xPJvm)

62

Maybe Judy Trudeau is just trying out characters he can be in a revival of The Village People

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (Un9AW)

63 35 I notice none of those feet/ankles shown in the shoe pron section have tats. So we got that going for us
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019


*
*

I don't mind a tiny tat on an ankle or instep, or even a heel. It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

64 Also, if a big-name black chef, rapper, sports star, movie star, etc. had come up with the chicken and donuts and released it in their restaurant it would be celebrated as the greatest thing in decades.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (9nhoD)

65 That has to be satire for that Union Seminary, right?



Can't possibly be real


It's real, sadly. Like I said before, always always always find out where your pastor went to seminary. Then check out the seminary. Then stay or go as needed.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (lwiT4)

66 The first is 'BROWN-face'. It's kind of like "blackface", but its use is reserved for prog politicians in order to minimize any potential damage to their careers or reputations. See, 'brownface' is not as bad as 'blackface'


Fuck you, ese. Pinche vato.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (fu1JC)

67 huh...comments disappeared...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)

68 You should do Kate Bush as a Who Dis one of these days. The worst thing that happens is more people learn who Kate Bush was.
Posted by: arminius256 at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (382aI)
---

Was and is my favorite female artist.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (kQs4Y)

69 Woah, comments blow out!

Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (G0vdT)

70 Hamsters hiccuped.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (RD7QR)

71 That's no monkey!

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (tH5fk)

72
Whoa, comment extinction!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (d6PHR)

73
I don't mind a tiny tat on an ankle or instep, or even a heel. It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

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"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (8XRCm)

74 Horde, prayers please.


Just received a text from my husband. The D-i-L of one of my husband's oldest friends is in emergency surgery right now for a placenta separated from her uterus. Lots of bleeding. We're not sure how far along in her pregnancy she was, but it's her first child. It sounds very scary.

She's a young OB/GYN herself, so I'm sure she's frightened.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (ptqGC)

75 so a hobbit leaked Valerie Plame's identity? Who'd a thunk

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (5l6gb)

76 *What do you confess to the plants in your life?*

I tell the plants in my life that they are doomed. Not even the Saturday Garden Thread can save them.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (xT+ue)

77 KFC seems intent on committing corporate seppuku.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is that like Harry Carey ?

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

78 75 so a hobbit leaked Valerie Plame's identity? Who'd a thunk
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (5l6gb)

=========

Dwarf.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (q80AH)

79


Any pictures of Trudeau dressed as a woman?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (Un9AW)

80 39 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants.


********

Ah find this to be simply a-pollen!!
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019


*
*

"Pistil-packin' mama . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (ClOmq)

81 Willowed...
Ukrainian rep: We want better relations with the US
PDJT: Swell.
Thing is, those relations are being dragged down because you're dragging
your feet on corruption investigations. Clean those up, and we can get
down to business.
Ukrainian rep: But, those investigations involve
some, uh, let's just say "relations" of, uh, some, uh, well I guess
"well known" Americans.
PDJT: So?
Democrat Mole: IMPEACH!!

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (77WPm)

82 55
Helena Bonham Carter was so smokin' when she was young.


She was indeed.

Posted by: pep at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (T6t7i)

83 The heels on the wimmenz feets are too chunky. Not secksie at all.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (flINI)

84 This is one of the best pressers ever.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:27 AM (ZLI7S)

85 I don't mind a tiny tat on an ankle or instep, or even a heel. It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

--

The ones that baffle me are the enormous front-facing thigh tattoos.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:27 AM (9nhoD)

86 What's missing from the Trudeau montage is the one where he looks like a young Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 20, 2019 11:27 AM (xPJvm)

87 No one has ever said why exactly these accusations have suddenly become 'credible'.

-
IT'S FYNNY BECAUSE THE NYT RAN WITH THIS TO DE-LEGITIMIZE THE COURT AND INSTEAD DE-LELGITIMIZED THEMSELVES!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

88 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants. Together, we held our grief, joy, regret, hope, guilt and sorrow in prayer; offering them to the beings who sustain us but whose gift we too often fail to honor.

Read the parody of this on Babylon Bee last night without knowing the back story. At the time I thought it was just an amusing send up of progressives. Now with the rest of the story so to speak I'm sort of horrified the direction we are heading.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (kUmUV)

89 79


Any pictures of Trudeau dressed as a woman?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (Un9AW)

I'll bet you're wondering what that bent RCMP counterintel guy was selling...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (RD7QR)

90 >Mike Pence Driving Trudeau to school.


hah

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (jYnPD)

91 Progs are trying to eliminate "innocent unless proven guilty."

I hope they get called out on this, loudly. Needs a lot of pushback.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (HaL55)

92 I don't mind a tiny tat on an ankle or instep, or even a heel. It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)

------

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."
Posted by: fixerupper


Where the "I" starts at her ankle and the "S" ends at her butt cheek.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (fu1JC)

93 watching the deer in headlights apperance of Fidel Jr. is the most entertaining thing EVAR. We need to fund a project to discover a word describing my glee at this sanctimonious asswipe's condition bucause schadenfreude just ain't cutting it.

BTW I saw Sanctimonious Asswipe open for a double show of Tool and Butthole Surfers.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (dmoiP)

94 85 I don't mind a tiny tat on an ankle or instep, or even a heel. It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:24 AM (ClOmq)
--

The ones that baffle me are the enormous front-facing thigh tattoos.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019


*
*

The greater the area covered by tattoos, the more the girl looks dirty instead of hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (ClOmq)

95 87 No one has ever said why exactly these accusations have suddenly become 'credible'.

-
IT'S FYNNY BECAUSE THE NYT RAN WITH THIS TO DE-LEGITIMIZE THE COURT AND INSTEAD DE-LELGITIMIZED THEMSELVES!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)

===========

"Didn't work. We still worship the NYT."
-ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN

"I have no idea that the NYT did anything wrong."
-Consumers of ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (q80AH)

96 It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."Posted by: fixerupper


******


INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (m45I2)

97 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (ptqGC)



Prayers up, Jane. FWIW, same thing happened to my daughter. It was terrifying. And today - we have a happy healthy granddaughter. Miracles happen.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (lwiT4)

98 Do chicken and doughnuts really need to be tested? They should have gone immediately right out of the gate!

Posted by: sinalco at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (yODqO)

99 No one has ever seen Hugh Jackman and Richard Armitage in the same room.



Fight me.

Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (tH5fk)

100 >What do you confess to the plants in your life?

Forgive me, ficus, for what I am about to do.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (jYnPD)

101 Any pictures of Trudeau dressed as a woman?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (Un9AW)



The bigger question is, "Any pictures of Trudeau dressed as a man?"



Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (gmo/4)

102 Prayers up Jane. Ugh - she must be terrified.

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (Y4EXg)

103 There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today, if I weren't employed I'd check it out.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (tVQUs)

104
What's missing from the Trudeau montage is the one where he looks like a young Cuban dictator.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain


Complete with six-hour speeches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (d6PHR)

105 I like a simple Tramp Stamp on the lower back that simply says "You're NOT the First One".

Classy

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (flINI)

106 I find the Union Theological Seminary's plant confession to be extremely offensive due to their cultural appropriation of my Church's sacrament.

Isn't it funny how everyone hates the RCC until they can bootleg its rituals and traditions?

Posted by: kallisto at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (DJFLF)

107 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants."

Nutz, they are.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (6qErC)

108 The donut is just a syrup/waffle replacement. I'm sort of surprised no one tried it sooner.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM


I'm surprised that no SJWs have attacked them for cultural appropriation yet.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (ejd/p)

109
It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.



"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."Posted by: fixerupper





******





INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (m45I2)


SLIPPERY WHEN WET.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (gmo/4)

110
Oh Jane.

Prayers sent.

Thats horrible.

Trust me, I know.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (8XRCm)

111 99 No one has ever seen Hugh Jackman and Richard Armitage in the same room.
. . .
Posted by: eleven at September 20, 2019


*
*

Possibly because they don't know each other?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (ClOmq)

112 Muldoon
from the MR.
Did you use that phlebotomist-vein pun at work?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (dmoiP)

113 What puzzles me is the inspirational life wisdom of a 20-year old scripted on her ribcage.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (q1Pj5)

114 105 I like a simple Tramp Stamp on the lower back that simply says "You're NOT the First One".

Classy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (flINI)

Most revealing tramp stamp: FORM A SINGLE LINE

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

115 Babylon Bee:

"Elizabeth Warren Admits To Wearing Paleface At
College Costume Party"


Heh.

Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (G0vdT)

116 67 huh...comments disappeared...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)


I had to update the thread with the answers to the Wednesday Who Dis I had originally forgotten.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (/FqKO)

117 Prayers up, Jane. FWIW, same thing happened to my
daughter. It was terrifying. And today - we have a happy healthy
granddaughter. Miracles happen.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (lwiT4)


That is good to hear. I had an emergency C-section myself after 28 hours of labor, and our son's heart was getting weaker. It was frightening.

I'll pass your info on to D'oh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

118 I don't know who that is, but five bucks says she owns a deck of Tarot cards. She just has that look.
Posted by: Vanya at September 20, 2019 11:21 AM (Mk8wT)

Don't we all own a deck of tarot cards?

https://youtu.be/zgP1zyI0E6w

Posted by: Robert at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (+ueRI)

119 INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM


Please to use correct metric designations.

Posted by: IKEA at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (DMUuz)

120 Donut chicken sandwich actually sounds good to me. Problem is beard would be a sticky wreck afterward. Cause I don't eat so good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (iys0/)

121 The ones that baffle me are the enormous front-facing thigh tattoos.
-

The greater the area covered by tattoos, the more the girl looks dirty instead of hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (ClOmq)

-

Yeah, I'm generally okay with one here or there, or even a sleeve because I was young and stupid once, too, but attractive non-bulldykes with HUGE black and white scribbles on the perfect skin of both thighs?

What the heck, girls?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (9nhoD)

122 116 huh...comments disappeared...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:25 AM (q80AH)

I had to update the thread with the answers to the Wednesday Who Dis I had originally forgotten.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (/FqKO)

==========

That's just what they want you to think...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:32 AM (q80AH)

123 Most revealing tramp stamp: FORM A SINGLE LINE
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (RD7QR)

******

Snort

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:32 AM (flINI)

124 103
There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today, if I weren't employed I'd check it out.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM (tVQUs)

It's so they can be in on the Area 51 raid that is suppose to happen today also. I wonder what the over/under on Giorgio Tsoukalos hair is.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:32 AM (5l6gb)

125 Forgot you were on a Hobbit kick this week!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:23 AM (PgV21)


You're getting warm.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:32 AM (/FqKO)

126 On the "brownface" subject, another term libs like to throw around a lot is "brown people." Like if you express concern about anything from MS13 to France becoming Islamic, they'll say "omg you hate brown people!"

It's kind of tipping their hand in terms of what they want for the future. They want everybody to be generically "brown" so that nobody will have any type of culture or tradition that may offer resistance to their utopia.

Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at September 20, 2019 11:32 AM (N4xQB)

127 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM

Well, Jane did promise us a scary story in this thread. Yeesh.

Prayers up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)

128 Prayers, Jane. That happened to a friend of mine.

Posted by: Jordan61 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (PgV21)

129 It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.


"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."
Posted by: fixerupper



INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."
Posted by: Muldoon


SLIPPERY WHEN WET.
Posted by: Archer

DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)

130 121 The ones that baffle me are the enormous front-facing thigh tattoos.
-

The greater the area covered by tattoos, the more the girl looks dirty instead of hot.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:28 AM (ClOmq)

-
Yeah, I'm generally okay with one here or there, or even a sleeve because I was young and stupid once, too, but attractive non-bulldykes with HUGE black and white scribbles on the perfect skin of both thighs?

What the heck, girls?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019

*
*

Thus advertising, as someone said here, that they lack judgment, common sense, and any idea of the future. (Also that they can be had if you play your cards right.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (ClOmq)

131 "Joe Biden's son, John Kerry's son, and Whitey Bulger's nephew"

The source for that is Peter Schweizer's new book (I think). The Dem/Commie party is just the government arm of the mafia, a branch of the global crime syndicate that runs the coup against Trump, and still has people right inside the Trump administration, leaking out info on his calls to Ukraine and any other head of state.


I hope Barr and his men are up to the task, but the Epstein episode and all the "tick tock nothing" so far are putting America on edge. I was promised some serious shit in September ... it is the 20th ... #2weeks.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (Cus5s)

132 Does TrueDough do accents? With all the costumes, he's practically Peter Sellers!

Has he done a pirate with a parrot?
https://tinyurl.com/yypc4wl6

The Pink Panther Runs Canada.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (37IEG)

133 That Johnny Quest picture - I'm dying here!

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (7HtZB)

134 It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."

Posted by: fixerupper


-

True story:

There's a lady of ill repute with "Lucky you" under her bellybutton.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (9nhoD)

135 It's when the girl starts scrawling entire sentences on her feet that I get annoyed.





"IF YOU CAN READ THIS..... I ALREADY SAID "YES"."

Posted by: fixerupper







INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."

Posted by: Muldoon





SLIPPERY WHEN WET.

Posted by: Archer



DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)

ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)

136
Donut chicken sandwich actually sounds good to me. Problem is beard would be a sticky wreck afterward. Cause I don't eat so good.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls


Can't be eaten in car. May as well stick with original chicken and waffles.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:34 AM (d6PHR)

137 135
ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE? JK...don't care.
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)

=========

Addendum.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:34 AM (q80AH)

138 INSERT TAB A INTO SLOT B USING 3/8" ALLEN WRENCH."
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:29 AM

Please to use correct metric designations.
Posted by: IKEA


Why? Is the chick European?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:34 AM (fu1JC)

139 Helena Bonham Carter was really cute but she got kind of weird and harsh looking in a hurry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

140 I apologized to my plant for not watering it....no response.

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (X/Pw5)

141 Well, Jane did promise us a scary story in this thread. Yeesh.



Prayers up.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (ejd/p)


I had a ghost story for ya'll, but it can wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

142 Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

Best wishes for mother and baby.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (jYnPD)

143 Follow up - someone mentioned yesterday as feast of St Gennaro St. Januarius . . . from catholic herald UK
===
The miracle of liquefaction of the blood of early Church martyr St. Januarius took place Thursday in Naples.

The blood was shown to have liquefied shortly after 10am during Mass in Naples Cathedral of the Assumption of Mary

St. Januarius, or San Gennaro in Italian, the patron of Naples, was a bishop of the city in the third century, whose bones and blood are preserved in the cathedral as relics. He is believed to have been martyred during Diocletian persecution.

The reputed miracle is locally known and accepted, though has not been the subject of official church recognition. The liquefaction usually happens at least three times a year; Sept 19, the saints feast day, the Saturday before the first sunday in may, and December 16 the anniversary of the eruption of Mount Vesuvius.

During the miracle, the dried, red-colored mass confined to one side of the reliquary becomes blood that covers the entire glass. In local lore, the failure of the blood to liquefy signals war, famine, disease or other disaster.

The blood did not liquefy in December 2016. (Don't remember a specific disaster, do you???)

The vial has sometimes changed upon the visit of a pope.

On March 21, 2015, Pope Francis met with priests, religious and seminarians at the cathedral and gave a blessing with the relic.

The local Bishop then received the vial back from the pope and noted that the blood had partially liquefied.

So there's that . . .

Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (joJ8R)

144
DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)

ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)


HAZARDOUS ENTRY. PPE REQUIRED

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (d6PHR)

145 'Yuge and Luxurious'

Tattoo artist: "Oh, I thought you said Trump Stamp."

Posted by: J. Random Commentator at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (DMUuz)

146 124 103
There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today, if I weren't employed I'd check it out.

Posted by: Surfperch

Seattle is having one this morning. of course, it will be heavily covered, even if only five people show up.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (d7Ww2)

147 True story:

There's a lady of ill repute with "Lucky you" under her bellybutton.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019


*
*

I admit, that is hot. . . .

(Maybe I should sign this as "Bill Clinton." Or "Hillary Clinton.")

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ClOmq)

148 I like a simple Tramp Stamp on the lower back that simply says "You're NOT the First One".

Classy
Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:30 AM (flINI)

Most revealing tramp stamp: FORM A SINGLE LINE



OVERSIZE LOAD

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (9IIin)

149 And the donut sandwich sounds vomit-inducing, but I don't like donuts.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (KZzsI)

150 I had a ghost story for ya'll, but it can wait.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (ptqGC)

*****

Would make for a great thread

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (flINI)

151 Richard Armitage, hubba hubba!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (bDqIh)

152

One face. Two face. Brown face. Clown face.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (aKsyK)

153 144


DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)



ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)



HAZARDOUS ENTRY. PPE REQUIRED



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (d6PHR)

TRUCKS USE LOWER GEAR

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (5l6gb)

154 The only problem with a donut chicken sandwich is deciding if I want to drink coffee, or coke with it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (9Om/r)

155 Maybe someone should water those plants instead of praying to them.

Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (7HtZB)

156 I heard someone telling a story of a woman who had an upside down image of Jimi Hendrix tattooed above her crotch, with her bush serving as his hair.

9/10 for creativity ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (WqPYg)

157 KFC seems intent on committing corporate seppuku.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Is that like Harry Carey ?

Posted by: JT at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (arJlL)

not as pickled from alcohol consumption...

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (8D42x)

158 I confessed to plants that I got a perverse sense of pleasure decapitating them with a walk-behind power mower, saving the severed plant body parts in a mesh bag until I have a chance to transfer them to my wheelie bin. And that I totally meant it when I muttered a string of profanities while ripping dandelions out by the roots. Crockstucking martha farkers!

#WeedLivesMatter

My soul is now at peace.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (m45I2)

159 What the heck, girls?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:31 AM (9nhoD)

Pinch point.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (jYnPD)

160 155 Maybe someone should water those plants instead of praying to them.
Posted by: josephistan at September 20, 2019 11:36 AM (7HtZB)

==========

"Give me a minute..."
-Harvey Weinstein

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (q80AH)

161 DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)

ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?
Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)

HAZARDOUS ENTRY. PPE REQUIRED
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


TRUCKS DOWNSHIFT NOW

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (9IIin)

162 144




DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD


Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)





ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?


Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)





HAZARDOUS ENTRY. PPE REQUIRED

DO NOT ENTER WHEN FLOODED

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (5l6gb)

163 There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today, if I weren't employed I'd check it out.

--

Damn, so I'll have to burn extra to pick up their slack.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (9nhoD)

164 P.S. I hate yardwork.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)

165 I like a simple Tramp Stamp on the lower back that simply says "You're NOT the First One".

Classy
Posted by: Truck Monkey


"Act Like This Isn't Your First Time"

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (fu1JC)

166
There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today.

---------

Please tell me this involves F18 Superhornets and cities all up and down the coasts.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (8XRCm)

167 SLOW MEN WORKING

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)

168 I like a simple Tramp Stamp on the lower back that simply says "You're NOT the First One".

Classy
Posted by: Truck Monkey


"Act Like This Isn't Your First Time"
Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (fu1JC)

******

Smile, You're on candid camera

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (flINI)

169 35 63 Tats on good looking young women are one of my peeves. A small flower, here and there, or maybe a name of a loved one is OK. At the casino brunch, I see a striking young lady, and she turns where I can see she has more Tatoos than a bosuns mate. Little does she know gravity and age will make her look silly in the nursing home.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (C1Lsn)

170 but attractive non-bulldykes with HUGE black and white scribbles on the perfect skin of both thighs?"

It'll look awesome on the other side of 40...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (6qErC)

171 29 years ago knew a gal who had a small tattoo of a skull and two roses on her ass. Being kinda chunky even then, bet it's now a graveyard and a hedge.

Try the veal.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (3GJf0)

172 Kids these days, they must love being able to skip school at will just for whatever the cause du jour is. Do they even go a month without some kind of protest walkout or day off? If we'd have tried that when i was in school we'd have gotten whupped at home and bad grades/detention at school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

173 NOW ENTERING WATERSHED AREA

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (9IIin)

174 MY NAME IS AMBER

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (q1Pj5)

175 If plants are sacred, what are vegetarians supposed to eat?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (lwiT4)

176 There's some sort of Global Climate Strike thing going on today"

In celebration, I've already burned thru about half a tank in the F 150.

Makes me wish I still had the V 10 Diesel...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (6qErC)

177 Thus advertising, as someone said here, that they lack judgment, common sense, and any idea of the future. (Also that they can be had if you play your cards right.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM


HORDE RULE #1 ... DO YOU KNOW IT?

Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (DMUuz)

178 slow day.

Posted by: yacht rocker at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (B+t5k)

179 SPEED BUMP

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (flINI)

180 Tats on good looking young women are one of my peeves. A small flower, here and there, or maybe a name of a loved one is OK. At the casino brunch, I see a striking young lady, and she turns where I can see she has more Tatoos than a bosuns mate. Little does she know gravity and age will make her look silly in the nursing home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM


Seriously. That and facial piercings. I hate it when otherwise attractive young women insist on putting something through their nasal septum that makes them look like livestock. Really, ladies?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (ejd/p)

181 Kids these days, they must love being able to skip school at will just for whatever the cause du jour is. Do they even go a month without some kind of protest walkout or day off? If we'd have tried that when i was in school we'd have gotten whupped at home and bad grades/detention at school.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (KZzsI)
---------------------------------------

It's all part of the plan to insure that children come out of school dumber than when they went in.

Progs are worried that children might learn something while in school, the curriculum hasn't been dumbed down enough (yet) so voila! Get children to ditch school with no consequences.

Posted by: Boots at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (oGBso)

182
Little does she know gravity and age will make her look silly in the nursing home.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (C1Lsn)

-------

Yes. That sunrise she did around her navel in her 20's is now an orange one eyed angry octopus in her 50s.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (8XRCm)

183 Twitter is censoring people again, this time for the sin of criticizing leftists in darkface. Racism charges are only acceptable if leveled against Republicans, the party who freed Democrat slaves and established voting rights for all Americans.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 20, 2019 11:40 AM (NVYyb)

184 SLOW MEN WORKING
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM (q1Pj5)

*Drooling*

Posted by: Joe Biden at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (+ueRI)

185 I had to look up the connection. I'd forgotten they made that sequel.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

186 143 Follow up - someone mentioned yesterday as feast of St Gennaro St. Januarius . . . from catholic herald UK

Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (joJ8R)


St. Gennaro? Would that be Holly Gennaro?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (/FqKO)

187 ALLERGY WARNING - CONTAINS CRUSTACEANS

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (9nhoD)

188 Hey, wait! Isn't Haji's dog wearing blackface?

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (5dTPO)

189 orange one eyed angry octopus in her 50s."

Snort.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (6qErC)

190 Please to use correct metric designations.
Posted by: IKEA


Correct and metric should not be used in the same sentence.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (kUmUV)

191 Get children to ditch school with no consequences.

I think its about teaching them to be "socially active" and reinforcing the leftist indoctrination. Schools aren't about learning the basics and what kids need to know any longer. Its left wing Sunday School for their crackpot new religion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

192 QR Code as tramp stamp. Brings up a pricing chart.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (AM1GF)

193 185 I had to look up the connection. I'd forgotten they made that sequel.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (AM1GF)

=========

The first one was bad enough. The second one was worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (q80AH)

194 172 Kids these days, they must love being able to skip school at will just for whatever the cause du jour is. Do they even go a month without some kind of protest walkout or day off? If we'd have tried that when i was in school we'd have gotten whupped at home and bad grades/detention at school.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:39 AM (KZzsI)

To be fair, it's not like they were leaning anything other than a bunch of bullshit anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

195 Credible - if I believe it hard enough then it must be true.

Leftist Mantra since 1 Anno Bork.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (G41ze)

196 Seriously. That and facial piercings. I hate it when otherwise attractive young women insist on putting something through their nasal septum that makes them look like livestock. Really, ladies?

--

"Fell into a tackle box" as a friend of mine says.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (9nhoD)

197 ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (jYnPD)

198 *learning

Posted by: Insomniac at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (NWiLs)

199 Would that be Holly Gennaro?"

McClane

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (6qErC)

200 Tattoos and piercings other than ears are near absolute deal breakers. The only exception is a tiny inconspicuous flower or butterfly on a woman of Kate Upton hotness or greater, otherwise no sale.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (dmoiP)

201 BEWARE FLASH FLOODS

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (q1Pj5)

202
Isn't Haji's dog wearing blackface?
Posted by: mercenary13 at September 20, 2019 11:41 AM (5dTPO)

-----

Bandit is JOHNNY'S DOG!!!!


*mumblemumblefuckingmillenialsmumble*

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (8XRCm)

203 SLOW MEN WORKING
Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:38 AM


If it's a middle school teacher these days, it might say SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING.

*I denounce myself*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (ejd/p)

204 And just what is it with women and the amputated sexual organs of plants anyway?

Posted by: Horde Comedian at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (DMUuz)

205 Helena Bonham Carter was really cute but she got kind of weird and harsh looking in a hurry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:34 AM (KZzsI)

if her and Tim burton get a divorce, who gets custody of Johnny Depp?

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (8D42x)

206 Did you use that phlebotomist-vein pun at work?


*********


Probably more than once, but I don't recall a specific instance.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (m45I2)

207 Is that one pic of Justin Castreau in the Canadian Air Force VIP Airbus-310 he uses to fly his entourage to Climate Change conferences?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (O7MnT)

208 *What do you confess to the plants in your life?*

I tell the plants in my life that they are doomed. Not even the Saturday Garden Thread can save them.
Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 11:26 AM (xT+ue)

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I don't do any confessing to my plants, I threaten them. I bought a wisteria vine some years ago, it flowered the first year and then nothing. Last year I told it flower or face the chop. This spring flowers in profusion. I believe plants listen and understand and thank God they don't walk.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (xarPm)

209 I haven't recognized any of the celebrity photos all week, so I'm sure not gonna "get" any connection between them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)

210 The first one was bad enough. The second one was worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm


There are some things Tim Burton is just a bad fit for, y'know?

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (AM1GF)

211 I'm old school. Women are a work of art on their own, they don't need embellishment with ink or holes jammed through their skin and jewelry dangling from it. Its not exotic looking, its trashy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

212 CLOSE COVER BEFORE STRIKING

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (4y/Tw)

213 Take a moment or two and watch Rudy go after Fredo last night.

This whole whistleblower thing has got to be a Trump operation. He is forcing the media to look at Ukraine.

https://bit.ly/2mmuuRz

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (ZLI7S)

214 Are those pics of Turdeau in the collage all real or photo shopped?

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (KBY7Z)

215 I told the Horde about my stepdaughter, (then a teenager) lamenting that she had to wait to get a tattoo.

I offered to sign permission, drive her there and pay for it. I required only that I choose the design and location.....and suggested HMS Queen Elizabeth at the battle of Cape Matapan.
I later showed her a picture of a tramp steamer, and suggested that it go in an appropriate location.

She declined both suggestions.

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (9IIin)

216 DANGEROUS CURVES AHEAD

Posted by: rickb223 at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (fu1JC)



ARE YOUR SHOTS UP TO DATE?

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM (77WPm)



HAZARDOUS ENTRY. PPE REQUIRED



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 20, 2019 11:35 AM (d6PHR)

TRUCKS USE LOWER GEAR
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

RUNAWAY TRUNK RAMP 1/4 MILE

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (ZMWtN)

217 P.S. I hate yardwork.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:37 AM (m45I2)

....and painting.

Posted by: BignJames at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (X/Pw5)

218 Trump just challenged the Press:

"Some one should look into Joe Biden threatening billions of dollars to stop investigations but the press won't because he's a democrat".


Posted by: WisRich at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (G0vdT)

219 *mumblemumblefuckingmillenialsmumble*

*steals that*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (6qErC)

220 This chick wants to de-sexist the entire dictionary.

https://bit.ly/2msijTu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (+y/Ru)

221 if her and Tim burton get a divorce, who gets custody of Johnny Depp?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Danny Elfman.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (v2wun)

222 "Credible accusation" is just a rebranding of their old trope, "seriousness of the charge."

They think they're clever and they are so....not.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (vg8iE)

223 I don't do any confessing to my plants, I threaten them. I bought a wisteria vine some years ago, it flowered the first year and then nothing. Last year I told it flower or face the chop. This spring flowers in profusion. I believe plants listen and understand and thank God they don't walk.


Is that you, Crowley?!

Posted by: Aziraphale at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (Rarvo)

224 "Fell into a tackle box" as a friend of mine says.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM


Stealing that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (ejd/p)

225 210 The first one was bad enough. The second one was worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm

There are some things Tim Burton is just a bad fit for, y'know?
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (AM1GF)

=========

He should never have a budget more than $50 million, and he should never have suits around him.

Just let him be weird.

That being said, he did make Dumbo into a thinly veiled screed about how awful Disney is, so I have to give him props for that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (q80AH)

226 This brown face thing is way out of control. Yeah I want to bash the left for their hypocracy, but what someone did 30 years ago in a different era is FUBAR.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (p0A33)

227 Eat mor chikn-n-donuts!

Posted by: The cows and the burger buns at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (NMAzL)

228 That sandwich needs bacon, then it will catch on.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2019 11:44 AM (MxEKc)

229 if her and Tim burton get a divorce, who gets custody of Johnny Depp?
Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (8D42x)

The loser.

Posted by: tbodie at September 20, 2019 11:45 AM (xT+ue)

230
I laughed at the actor montage when it hit "heterosexual".

Twink Trudeau needs to take more acting lessons for that role, he really isn't hitting it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 20, 2019 11:45 AM (veoSD)

231 They've been preparing to take down a 75-foot pine tree in my back yard for the past hour. And extreme version of measure twice and cut once.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 20, 2019 11:45 AM (NMAzL)

232 BEWARE: BLAST AREA

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Y4EXg)

233 hookers should get Burma Shave-style ads. Something visible right at first, then another line in the jingle on her breasts, and the final Burma Shave line under the panties. Make a little extra money, and entertain the Johns.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:46 AM (KZzsI)

234 WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CRABS

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:46 AM (MH+aB)

235
*?*

What's wrong with 'Brownface'?

Posted by: Rachael Dolezol at September 20, 2019 11:46 AM (U7Mh9)

236 "Credible accusation" is akin to "plausible deniability." You don't have to prove anything; you just need to make it sound believable enough to win over your base.

Posted by: red speck at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (nrC0n)

237 DO NOT LOITER

LAUNCH MAY OCCUR WITHOUT WARNING

Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (Y4EXg)

238 JOSE SAYS YOU REACHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (9IIin)

239 That sandwich needs bacon, then it will catch on.
======
there is a donut shop here that sells special donuts. Jack Frost -- They have a maple syrup donut that is quite impressive. I could see making a bacon sandwich with that.

Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (MI2MY)

240 I don't do any confessing to my plants, I threaten them. I bought a wisteria vine some years ago, it flowered the first year and then nothing. Last year I told it flower or face the chop. This spring flowers in profusion. I believe plants listen and understand and thank God they don't walk.
Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM


Heh. Every year during Holy Week, the RMBS Mom reads the Gospel passage about the cursing of the fig tree to her figs. It's become a family gag.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (ejd/p)

241 Every time I walk through the produce section I say to the veggies. "Fuck you, I eat meat."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (Zv1X1)

242 Today in chapel, we confessed to plants."

Oh corn cob, dear corn cob, I confess that I ran out of toilet paper the other day and I did terrible, terrible things to you. I am so so sorry...

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (Kpl3J)

243 HIGHBEAMS ON FOR SAFETY

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (q1Pj5)

244
CAUTION: ARTILLERY ROUNDS PASSING OVERHEAD

Posted by: Camp Lejeune at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (U7Mh9)

245 BEWARE: BLAST AREA
Posted by: Tonypete at September 20, 2019 11:45 AM (Y4EXg)

******

WINNER!!!!
Go collect your winnings at the business office.
Close it down, we're done here.

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (flINI)

246
I thought that was Bellatrix LeStrange. And I was right!

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (1hM1d)

247 I laughed at the actor montage when it hit "heterosexual".

That was a good touch. The thing is, his cosplay is bad, its not even cultural appropriation, its freaking Village People level work. Its like he raided a Halloween store for parts and then dresses up to meet people as if they'll appreciate the cartoon version of themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (KZzsI)

248 What's wrong with 'Brownface'?
Posted by: Rachael Dolezol "

I dunno. Beats "flat face"

Posted by: Rachel Corrie at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (6qErC)

249 Nobody ever asked me my side of the story. It was a hot day in the Summer of '62. I was just chillin' at the pool with my homies Grape Nut and Lucky Charm. I got up on the high dive, and suddenly the lifeguard is right behind me, sniffing my process and offering to teach me how to dive. Then he started calling me "Esther", so I jumped in the water to get away from him.

I remember it like it was yesterday, mostly because he wasn't wearing swim trunks.

Later, as I was getting in my ride to leave the pool, Biden ran out to my car with a chain. He said Delaware was really a southern state and he was going to wrap the chain around my Ukrainium unless I deposited $166,000. per month into his son's bank account.

The next thing I know, they name the pool after the freak. That's how it really went down. My word as a Pop.

Posted by: Corn Pop: The Black Man Joe Biden Tried To Put Back in Chains at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (Ndje9)

250 RE tats on wymynz....

You guys are killin' me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (fZrf5)

251 Vegetables are murder

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (G41ze)

252 JOSE SAYS YOU REACHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Posted by: Blue Hen
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Pedro?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (U7Mh9)

253 Get children to ditch school with no consequences.

I think its about teaching them to be "socially active" and reinforcing the leftist indoctrination. Schools aren't about learning the basics and what kids need to know any longer. Its left wing Sunday School for their crackpot new religion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (KZzsI)

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Schools now are just places where you park the kids while you earn a living. If they learn anything useful it's just by accident. People who are serious about their children's education home school.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (xarPm)

254 hookers should get Burma Shave-style ads. Something visible right at first, then another line in the jingle on her breasts, and the final Burma Shave line under the panties. Make a little extra money, and entertain the Johns.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:46 AM


So...the last one should be Burma Shaved?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (ejd/p)

255 177 Thus advertising, as someone said here, that they lack judgment, common sense, and any idea of the future. (Also that they can be had if you play your cards right.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:33 AM


HORDE RULE #1 ... DO YOU KNOW IT?
Posted by: Jules Winnfield at September 20, 2019


*
*

But of course. The "lack[ing] judgment" part qualifies as a warning too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (ClOmq)

256 Furshur. Those SA brownshirts are nowhere as bad as those SS blackshirts.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (e1mEI)

257 It's funny that the left went with "credible". Because I can't think of anything less credible than lefty.

Maybe Satan, but I think I'll stick with lefty for now.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (1ISKN)

258 FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (3GJf0)

259 214 Are those pics of Turdeau in the collage all real or photo shopped?
Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (KBY7Z)


Some of them are definitely real, as I've seen them before. I assume the other ones are real, too.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (MH+aB)

260 Vegetables are murder
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2019 11:48 AM (G41ze)

*****

Did you know that Baby Carrots let out an audible shriek when they are ripped from Mother Gaia?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (flINI)

261 JOSE SAYS YOU REACHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Posted by: Blue Hen
--------

Pedro?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,


TEQUILA WAS INVOLVED (which would also explain the tramp stamp)

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (9IIin)

262 SECURE YOUR LOAD

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (q1Pj5)

263 Tattoos and piercings other than ears are near absolute deal breakers. The only exception is a tiny inconspicuous flower or butterfly on a woman of Kate Upton hotness or greater, otherwise no sale.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at September 20, 2019 11:42 AM (dmoiP)

--

We go to church with a gorgeous 40ish year old woman who has five kids. A knockout, a great mom, wife, etc., with a great sense of humor and just as prim and proper and well-mannered as you would ever want in a woman.

I'm also 98% certain she has a ring in her left nipple, and the idea of that on her drives me crazy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (9nhoD)

264 I don't so much care what Justin Trudeau did 20 years ago but it confirms my opinion of him as a juvenile, dipshit douchebag.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)

265 169 35 63 Tats on good looking young women are one of my peeves. A small flower, here and there, or maybe a name of a loved one is OK. At the casino brunch, I see a striking young lady, and she turns where I can see she has more Tatoos than a bosuns mate. Little does she know gravity and age will make her look silly in the nursing home.
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When one is twenty years of age, seventy is a long ways away and the thought of reaching that age, let alone looking it, never enters into mind. Having crossed the threshold of seventy recently, I think I do know what I will look like, and am taking many measures to amend it!

Posted by: exdem13 at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (W+kMI)

266 Plants want you to eat them, that's why they make fruit sweet and put their seeds in it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (1ISKN)

267 when I was bald from chemo, I briefly considered getting a pair of eyes tattooed on the back of my skull.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (d7Ww2)

268 264 I don't so much care what Justin Trudeau did 20 years ago but it confirms my opinion of him as a juvenile, dipshit douchebag.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)

=========

Not my prime minister.

Literally. He's stupid Canada's problem. I'm just happy to laugh.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (q80AH)

269 240 I don't do any confessing to my plants, I threaten them. I bought a wisteria vine some years ago, it flowered the first year and then nothing. Last year I told it flower or face the chop. This spring flowers in profusion. I believe plants listen and understand and thank God they don't walk.

Posted by: Decaf at September 20, 2019 11:43 AMThe

THIS. I got sick of pampering the plants when we did landscaping on this house. Adjusting sprinklers, extra watering during heat spells, blah blah, No more. I give them the same pep talk. "Suck it up. Live or die, its your choice."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (Zv1X1)

270 http://bit.ly/2ACqhNq
*******
Jeffrey Epstein 'Sex Slave' Describes 'Having Sex With Prince Andrew At Age 17'

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (BqBId)

271 Its been well known that you bribe Biden through his kids. MBNA way back. China and Ukraine.

The Ds will need to invoke their own 25th Amendment

My money is now on Liz with ManBearPig as a dark horse

Her new campaign slogan is Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them

She'll lose minority voters. Minority women will stay home. Men will even vote for Trump

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (UYyBJ)

272 JOSE SAYS YOU REACHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER"

"She belongs to that man Jose"????

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (6qErC)

273 Liquor in front. Poker in rear.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (jYnPD)

274

Jamie Margolin, 17, who co-founded the youth-led Zero Hour movement on environmental action, told lawmakers that, "the only thing that will save us is a whole new era."

"The most frustrating thing is that the U.S. government can't even begin to imagine the massive political shift that has to happen in order for us to solve this issue. The politics just hasn't been invented yet," she said before the committees.

"Solving the climate crisis goes against everything that our country was unfortunately built on: colonialism, slavery and natural resource extraction," she added. "This is why the youth are calling for a new era altogether."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (aKsyK)

275 Sent the pic of Pence and Trudeau to the hubby.

He's cracking up.

Posted by: SMH at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (RU4sa)

276 Heh. Every year during Holy Week, the RMBS Mom
reads the Gospel passage about the cursing of the fig tree to her figs.
It's become a family gag.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:47 AM (ejd/p)

When my sity and I pick figs, we whisper threats to them.

Posted by: Rashida T-labia at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (NMAzL)

277 Andrew Yang. "I'll cut down on meat consumption by making it more expensive." Hey everyone! We're going to take your guns, your meat, your healthcare and eventually your cars. But think of all the free shit!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (KBY7Z)

278 Margaret Atwood on The Spew is lowing about feminism and the herd is mooing in agreement

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (G41ze)

279 267 when I was bald from chemo, I briefly considered getting a pair of eyes tattooed on the back of my skull.

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (d7Ww2)

You're awesome. Lol. Plus these days everyone needs eyes in the back of there head. Btw, my mom had them for sure.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (Zv1X1)

280 We go to church with a gorgeous 40ish year old woman who has five kids. A knockout, a great mom, wife, etc., with a great sense of humor and just as prim and proper and well-mannered as you would ever want in a woman.

I'm also 98% certain she has a ring in her left nipple, and the idea of that on her drives me crazy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019


*
*

The head librarian at the little Mayberry-esque public library near me is a bit heavier than she should be for her height, but that's not too bad, as she's fairly attractive and quite nice. But her legs and arms each have several tattoos. One imagines her undertaking some adventures in biker bars during college. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (ClOmq)

281 who co-founded the youth-led Zero Hour movement on environmental action"

Yeah, sure.

Before or after snapchatting? Instagram? Facetime?

Get bent, twatwaffle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (6qErC)

282 Some of them are definitely real, as I've seen them before. I assume the other ones are real, too.
Posted by: OregonMuse.


*******


That seems credible.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM (m45I2)

283 The partners of that company are Joe Biden's son, John Kerry's son, and Whitey Bulger's nephew. I didn't make that up."

One thing I have to give the globalist commies credit for - they take care of their own. They get rich, their kids get 7-figure no-show/no-work "contract" deals, they get their kids into all the necessary diploma mills, etc.

Being an Elite Globalist Commie is a small, small club; but if you're in, you're golden.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:53 AM (77WPm)

284 "the only thing that will save us is a whole new era."

Salvation by youth. The religion is complete, now they have their doctrine of salvation down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:53 AM (KZzsI)

285 That seems credible.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:52 AM


Subtle his sense of humor is.

Posted by: Yoda at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (DMUuz)

286 I'm also 98% certain she has a ring in her left nipple, and the idea of that on her drives me crazy.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (9nhoD)

so what you're saying is that when you go to church, all you think about is the nipples of the hot mama in the next pew. Sounds about right, really.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)

287 Jamie Margolin, 17, who co-founded the youth-led Zero Hour movement on environmental action, told lawmakers that, "the only thing that will save us is a whole new era."


Tell you what sweetie. Go find a cave. Just sit there. Cold? Well a fire would not be carbon neutral now would it? We'll be back to check on you in the spring.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (KBY7Z)

288 So are the yoots going to storm Area 51 or are they going to enact global change? 'Cause I'm not sure they can manage both.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (m45I2)

289 Why is it blackface is wrong but cross-dressing is fabulous?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (O7MnT)

290 I'm old school. Women are a work of art on their
own, they don't need embellishment with ink or holes jammed through
their skin and jewelry dangling from it. Its not exotic looking, its
trashy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)


Same here.

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (gmo/4)

291 She reminds me of Judy Tenuta but I knew that wasn't her.

Check Helens images and you see she's quite versatile and looks like she has a lot of fun with it.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (cxIsI)

292 Has this already been linked?
It is a hideous, hateful tattoo --- and also an excellent "Avoid this crazy b#tch" sign for men (assuming she isn't LGBTQ):


https://twitter.com/LauraKlassen14/status/ 1174823068163694594

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (bDqIh)

293 NO PASSING ZONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (jYnPD)

294 When my sity and I pick figs, we whisper threats to them.
Posted by: Rashida T-labia


"Do you crunch on them?"
--Barry O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (KZzsI)

295 I enjoy watching the entire leftist disinformation apparatus explode like an over revved F1 engine.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (vgGyZ)

296 Trudeau's cosplay doesn't bother me so much, besides the fact that he could do better at any of them if he wanted to. But hitting the girly-man PM of Canada over playing Haji many years ago when people were still allowed to have a sense of humor in public is punching down, really. Now, holier-than-thou Progtard Democrat governors of Virginia who acted like the stars of "Bamboozled" in their college days, grab 'em and hammer the kidneys, so to speak.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (W+kMI)

297 "Solving the climate crisis goes against everything that our country
was unfortunately built on: colonialism, slavery and natural resource
extraction," (Jamie Margolin, 17, who co-founded the youth-led
Zero Hour movement on environmental action) added. "This is why the youth are calling for a new era
altogether."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Public school, I assume. She has aaaaallll the talking-points down pat.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (77WPm)

298 what you're saying is that when you go to church, all you think about is the nipples of the hot mama in the next pew. Sounds about right, really.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (Kpl3J)

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Only if I'm awake.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (SuXIC)

299 Why is it blackface is wrong but cross-dressing is fabulous?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM


Because shut up! they explained.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (ejd/p)

300 Bee: Elizabeth Warren Admits To Wearing Paleface At College Costume Party.

Posted by: Corn Pop: The Black Man Joe Biden Tried To Put Back in Chains at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Ndje9)

301 "I'll cut down on meat consumption by making it more expensive." Hey everyone! We're going to take your guns, your meat, your healthcare and eventually your cars. But think of all the free shit!
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the whole green this environment that thing is a ridiculously thinly veiled excuse to control every minute detail of your life. I wonder if people will eventually wake up .

Posted by: simplemind at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (joJ8R)

302 Tattoos aren't art. All they are is commemorating that at some point in the past you could scrape up $200.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (1ISKN)

303 I'm also 98% certain she has a ring in her left nipple, and the idea of that on her drives me crazy.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 11:49 AM (9nhoD)

Its for the chain so you can lead her to the sex slave room in the basement. Its all in the kink.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (Zv1X1)

304 Anybody remember when one of the cobs posted a pic of some silly English slag who had UP THE BUM NO BABYS" for her tramp stamp?

Ugh.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 20, 2019 11:56 AM (Ki5SV)

305 Has this already been linked?
It is a hideous, hateful tattoo --- and also an excellent "Avoid this crazy b#tch" sign for men (assuming she isn't LGBTQ):



Another of the Deliberately Ugly brigade.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 11:56 AM (oVJmc)

306 NO DEPOSIT NO RETURN

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:56 AM (q1Pj5)

307 >>So are the yoots going to storm Area 51 or are they going to enact global change? 'Cause I'm not sure they can manage both.




IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE BOTH INVOLVE IMAGINARY THINGS, BUT BELIEF IN ONE IS CONSIDERED THE GREATEST THREAT TO HUMANITY AND THE OTHER IS LAUGHED OUT OF POLITE CONVERSATION.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 20, 2019 11:57 AM (bDqIh)

308 The plant worshipers should give a big, long hug to poison ivy and stinging nettle to comfort them and share their pain.

Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2019 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

309 Margaret Atwood on The Spew is lowing about feminism and the herd is mooing in agreement"

Shame there aren't any women on TV these days...

oh...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:57 AM (6qErC)

310 Thorin Oakenshield

Posted by: geekly at September 20, 2019 11:58 AM (f6tGE)

311 The plant worshipers should give a big, long hug to poison ivy and stinging nettle to comfort them and share their pain.


Posted by: Ripley at September 20, 2019 11:57 AM (MxEKc)

Upon an altar built by fire ants.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 11:58 AM (q1Pj5)

312 You're 17-years old. You can barely be trusted with the keys to a car (in most states). You can't, by law, be trusted with alcohol, a cigarette, a gun (in most states), or a vote. You're not even emancipated from your parents yet.


But when it comes to "reinventing politics" for a nation of 330-million people with the largest economy on the planet, you've got the right stuff.

As I said earlier, when you have to send children out to make your case for you? You "case" sucks. Period.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 11:58 AM (77WPm)

313 How about black chicks relaxing their locks to look like the white ones ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (AQBtr)

314 293 NO PASSING ZONE.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 11:54 AM (jYnPD)

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Are we talking Eli Manning tattoos now?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (q80AH)

315 "Solving the climate crisis goes against everything that our country was unfortunately built on: colonialism, slavery and natural resource extraction," she added. "This is why the youth are calling for a new era altogether."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 20, 2019 11:51 AM (aKsyK)


A 'new era altogether', huh? Ask the Cambodians and the Chinese and the Russians how starting a 'new era altogether' worked out for them.

What a hot mess of stupid.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (MH+aB)

316 302 Tattoos aren't art. All they are is commemorating that at some point in the past you could scrape up $200.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 20, 2019 11:55 AM (1ISKN)

....and in remembrance of something you now can't remember, or has no importance what so ever. There's a lot of bad choices we make but most aren't permanent on some part of our body.

Wait...

*looks at surgery scars from bad choices*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (Zv1X1)

317

What's a union seminary?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (6dwhH)

318 All they are is commemorating that at some point in the past you could scrape up $200."

At once?

20 bucks a week and this baby is paid for!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (6qErC)

319 Zoolander's face makeup isn't just blackface. It's so black, he wouldn't have been found in a dark room unless he smiled.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (JoUsr)

320 Black and brown face, AKA, saddle shoe face.

Posted by: That's One at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (fOqG5)

321 How about black chicks relaxing their locks to look like the white ones ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (AQBtr)


How about black chicks dying their hair blonde?

Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

322 Robbie, I posted some suggestions in that thread yesterday - I can re-post here if you'd like.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

323 >>"Solving the climate crisis goes against everything that our country was unfortunately built on: colonialism, slavery and natural resource
extraction," (Jamie Margolin, 17, who co-founded the youth-led Zero Hour movement on environmental action)



Please explain to me, in detail, how you plan to SOLVE the problem. You must show specifically how your proposed action affects the climate. For example, how does taxing cow farts stop hurricanes and tornadoes, stop the tide from rising.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

324 What's a union seminary?
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (6dwhH)

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Its where they buried those Civil War soldiers that died on Iwo Jima, white bread.

Duh.

Posted by: AOC at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (8XRCm)

325 What's a union seminary?

My guess is that its unitarian universalist, you know the guys who believe in nothing but think God must exist in some form or another, and that's about it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (KZzsI)

326 "Iran's Central Bank has provided billions of dollars to the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), its Qods Force (IRGC-QF) and its terrorist proxy, Hizballah," according to @USTreasury.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (BqBId)

327 The partners of that company are Joe Biden's son, John Kerry's son, and Whitey Bulger's nephew. I didn't make that up.


Billy Bulger's son? I think there were three Bulger brothers. Billy was a bigger criminal than Whitey, as he ran the Commonwealth as State Senate President.

Howie Carr calls him the Corrupt Midget.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (wzVKm)

328 Why is it that these young climate alarmists believe all the latest dire predictions but have no answer for why all the other predictions failed to come true?

And it's not just a few or a few sources. It's EVERYONE BY ANYONE that have failed to happen.

And they run the gamut of an Ice Age to New York being flooded by this century which obviously failed to happen.

The reason is that the predictions were the Yelling Fire in a Theater and were meant to panic the politicians and enough people to get laws passed that put a large part of the economy under the control of the commie/socialists and lead to world government due to the expanse of the "problem".

But too many predictions failed and too many so called proofs turned out to be lies.

Frankly I'm amazed that it didn't succeed because we do tend to panic. I think it was the size of the grift that stopped it. The pols just weren't going to give away that much power/money that they couldn't control.

If they'd approached it incrementally, they might have succeeded. Think on that for a while.

There's been other scientific lies that have been perpetrated on the public and this failure of the Climate Alarmists has caused some scientists to do a review of a couple of them.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 20, 2019 12:01 PM (cxIsI)

329 323 Please explain to me, in detail, how you plan to SOLVE the problem. You must show specifically how your proposed action affects the climate. For example, how does taxing cow farts stop hurricanes and tornadoes, stop the tide from rising.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (bDqIh)

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"Taxing something leads to less of something."

"Now do income."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 20, 2019 12:01 PM (q80AH)

330 Tats on chicks don't bother me, as long as they don't mess up their assets, or overdo it to where they look like a graffiti wall.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

331 re 274: as a caller to a call-in show in England actually said to Prince Charles, "why don't you stick your head up a dead bear's arse?"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (ZqRa6)

332 274

Jamie Margolin, 17, who co-founded the youth-led Zero Hour movement on environmental action, told lawmakers that, "the only thing that will save us is a whole new era."

"The most frustrating thing is that the U.S. government can't even begin to imagine the massive political shift that has to happen in order for us to solve this issue. The politics just hasn't been invented yet," she said before the committees.

"Solving the climate crisis goes against everything that our country was unfortunately built on: colonialism, slavery and natural resource extraction," she added. "This is why the youth are calling for a new era altogether."
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Oh wow, the results of a public education on display for all to see. *facepalm* There are four logical faloacies on display here.
1. First world problems exaggerated to international crisis levels.
2. Utopianism, specifically Green New deal utopianism.
3. Reliance on the Government to command everything, instead of looking to convince We The People.
4. Wanting to abolish the modern era for the real and imagined faults of the past.

Posted by: exdem13 at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (W+kMI)

333 Kinda remember in the BSA wearing Indian makeup and clothes

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (AQBtr)

334 Why is it that these young climate alarmists believe all the latest dire predictions but have no answer for why all the other predictions failed
to come true?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist

When you're taught that "Ancient History" began with the drop of the iPhone 6, you don't trouble yourself with such trivialities.

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (77WPm)

335
This whole whistleblower thing has got to be a Trump operation. He is forcing the media to look at Ukraine.

https://bit.ly/2mmuuRz

Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (ZLI7S)

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The foamy leftists are claiming that in the alleged whistleblower-alerted phone call, Trump threatened to withhold military aid to Ukraine unless he got political dirt on Biden. The exact symmetry of this charge with what Biden actually did (and the lummox actually bragged about it to an audience) causes me smell a rat.

IC whistleblower. Bullshit. Federal career bureaucrats (leftist termites) have been strip
mining their agencies' reputations for years. There isn't much left now, and when it's gone, it's gone.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (t5m5e)

336 What bugged me when I was teaching in "schools OF poverty" was that most kids got free everything. Clothes donated, dental truck came to school, eyeglasses, food (through the summer break also) etc etc. and yet the parents came in with new tattoos. Yep. Made me crazy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (Zv1X1)

337 As I said earlier, when you have to send children out to make your case for you? You "case" sucks. Period.


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Yup.

I commented earlier that this is akin to using the kids as human shields because the factual basis of their argument has fallen apart. When the emperor realizes he has no clothes he ducks for cover.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (m45I2)

338
321 How about black chicks relaxing their locks to look like the white ones ?

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 11:59 AM (AQBtr)


How about black chicks dying their hair blonde?



How about black women wearing the hair of Chinese women to pretend they have long, straight hair?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (oVJmc)

339 I know for a true fact that some of the Justin Trudeau pics are for real--the cowboy hat was his way of telling westerners that he is one of us, even as he was destroying our economy.
I remember the Indian war bonnet, the Islamist ones and I wouldn't doubt that he donned some kind of mini sikh turban.
The heterosexual one must, however, be photoshopped.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

340 I see far too many walking graffiti walls at Wally-World.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (G41ze)

341 Robbie, I posted some suggestions in that thread yesterday - I can re-post here if you'd like.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (oZ6kz)

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Broseidon, I saw it this morning and thank you so much. I have something embarrassing to admit, though. It's a DS Lite, which I think can play the Advance games but, if it's not too much trouble, do you have any suggestions off the top of your head specifically for it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men are simple, not shallow. Women are shallow, not simple. at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (9nhoD)

342
LANDSLIDE AREA
BEWARE OF FALLING ROCK

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (fZcn6)

343 except for the impressive college degrees, climate alarmists are not much different from the people you see on street corners in every city telling you how all the Biblical Prophesies about The Rapture and Armageddon are about to come true.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (ZqRa6)

344 Tats on chicks don't bother me, as long as they
don't mess up their assets, or overdo it to where they look like a
graffiti wall.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 20, 2019 12:01 PM (9Om/r)

Overdo? Impossible.

Posted by: Bonnie Rotten at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (q1Pj5)

345 When I was a yuut I remember friends dressing up as Mr. T for Halloween. I can't remember if they did the blackface or not, but I assume some must have.

I hope their moms burned all the photos.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (FiUMj)

346 The frustrating thing to me is that the general public knows that the global warming thing is a scam by now and disregards the nonsense they hear. But kids, they've been raised since practically birth and indoctrinated with terror of a future climate doom using cute animals and superheroes, and piss themselves at night for fear of the future. They're all in on it, its like we were when nuclear holocaust was branded into our brains. But worse.

They know almost nothing about what the science is or what's going on, its just been drummed into them with no alternative and now they live in fear every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

347 Union Seminary was originally founded by the Presbyterian Church, but severed all ties with them more than a hundred years ago. It is affiliated with Columbia U. in NY. It is the birthplace of Black Liberation theology and Feminist theology.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (lwiT4)

348 331 re 274: as a caller to a call-in show in England actually said to Prince Charles, "why don't you stick your head up a dead bear's arse?"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 20, 2019 12:02 PM (ZqRa6)


I've always admired the English for their sophisticated, high-class humor.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (MH+aB)

349 What's a union seminary?

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Typo. Should've read "Looney Seminary".

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 12:05 PM (+y/Ru)

350 How about black chicks dying their hair blonde?



Posted by: Archer at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (gmo/4)

How are their sammiches?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 12:05 PM (jYnPD)

351 I don't mind tats on a woman but with limitations of size , number and location.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (lQSMb)

352 Why is it that these young climate alarmists believe all the latest dire predictions but have no answer for why all the other predictions failed
to come true?
Posted by: jakee308
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Because they deal in truth, not facts.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (fZcn6)

353 Trump needs to tweet video of Biden withholding money unless prosecutor is fired.

Posted by: Ha at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (B/g/o)

354 except for the impressive looking and sounding college degrees, climate
alarmists are not much different from the people you see on street
corners in every city telling you how all the Biblical Prophesies about
The Rapture and Armageddon are about to come true.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 20, 2019 12:03 PM (ZqRa6)

Added for effect - but otherwise spot-on

Posted by: DocJ at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (77WPm)

355 Alright I'll jump into the tattoo thing. I have three tattoos and yes, I'm older than 60.
I got all three of them after I lost my wife last year. They are very personal messages to myself in relatively low visibility spots.
They're meaningful to me, very meaningful, and the opinions are more than 100 percent irrelevant to me.

Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

356 It wasn't just the progs. Assholes like Ben Shapiro and the nevertrump gang were all over the "credibly accused" standard with Roy Moore, even knowing of Allred's involvement and the forged yearbook.

Posted by: ejochs at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (lSFMQ)

357 Iran's Central BankBarky McFuckstick has provided billions of dollars to the Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps (IRGC), its Qods Force (IRGC-QF) and its terrorist proxy, Hizballah.

FIFY

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (fZrf5)

358 JOSE SAYS YOU REACHED SOUTH OF THE BORDER
Posted by: Blue Hen
I do enjoy that people trap when I'm headed to FLA on 95

Posted by: SturmToddler at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (8D42x)

359 : as a caller to a call-in show in England actually said to Prince Charles, "why don't you stick your head up a dead bear's arse?"


**********

How did the caller know what sex with Camilla was like?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (m45I2)

360 I saw Credible Accusation open for Flying Crabs at Metelkova Mesto, back in '15.

Posted by: Roland THTG at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (88+cf)

361 My wife has 2 tattoos. All her college friends do too. Seems like any woman I know who was in college late 90s to mid 00s has at least one.

Then sometime in 2011 everyone started getting 27 tattoos instead of 1 or 2. And instead of a rose or whatever, entire arms and legs covered. Now that's nasty.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 12:07 PM (FiUMj)

362 Dumbness level = 980 millikohns.



They're too smart to believe in God. On the other hand, confessing to plants is what smart intellectuals do, dontcha know.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 20, 2019 12:07 PM (NwU6A)

363 Where was the Canadian media in all of this? Trudeau was a famous person pretty much all of his life. The photo was in a yearbook of the school where he worked, and the CBC couldn't even look at it for the years that he's been PM? There is no way that the Canadian media didn't know about this.

It's funny, because I don't even think this should be a big deal in a sane world. It's a costume party, for goodness sake. But, they made these rules, so they need to live by them. Unless of course, if enforcing said rules allows the doubleplusungood Conservatives to gain power. In that case - never mind!

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (iuFgi)

364 My guess is that its unitarian universalist, you know the guys who believe in nothing but think God must exist in some form or another, and that's about it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 12:00 PM (KZzsI)


No, Union started out as a good seminary, but somewhere along the line, it died and what we're getting now is the stench of corruption and decay.

It's a corpse.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (MH+aB)

365 >>Trudeau's cosplay doesn't bother me so much, besides the fact that he could do better at any of them if he wanted to. But hitting the girly-man PM of Canada over playing Haji many years ago when people were still allowed to have a sense of humor in public is punching down, really.



Apparently Trudeau is a bigtime woke/PC scold. For example, he's corrected reporters on things like saying "it's personkind" not "mankind." Constantly accusing others of racism, bigotry, sexism, homophobia, Islamaphobia, etc.

He is getting exactly what he's dished out for years. This is not an outrage mob in search of a target situation.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)

366 Chickens and donuts. That is just so wrong. Totally, completely, abhorrently wrong. It's so wrong it HAS to have been proposed by a "millennial".

Posted by: GWB at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (1nofu)

367 Mike Pence Drives Justin Trudeau To School




I LOL'd.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (NwU6A)

368 Ha ha, too funny. Too poor to play dress up like Justine, bitch, bitch. Poor jealous white boy.
Ha ha, too funny.

Posted by: China Mann at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (OIwXy)

369 How about black chicks dying their hair blonde?
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Race traitors!

Posted by: Rachel Dolezal at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (vg8iE)

370 Then sometime in 2011 everyone started getting 27 tattoos instead of 1 or 2. And instead of a rose or whatever, entire arms and legs covered. Now that's nasty.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 12:07 PM (FiUMj)

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Behold the fully operational influence of "Orange County Choppers" and "Sons of Anarchy"!!!!

Posted by: AOC at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (8XRCm)

371 Do not care what peeps do to themselves.

Posted by: SMH at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (RU4sa)

372 PROPERTY OF MEPHISTOPHELES ATHLETICS DEPT

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (q1Pj5)

373 oh wow.


Loose AOC sock begone.

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (8XRCm)

374 Trudeau would use it against you.

He should die by the same sword.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (oVJmc)

375 363 Where was the Canadian media in all of this?

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Same place the US media was regarding Obama's college transcripts.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (FiUMj)

376 "Kinda remember in the BSA wearing Indian makeup and clothes"

I was in "Indian Guides"! For Halloween I dressed up as an Indian, with face paint and moccasins and everything. Even the late 70s were a happier time compared to the current overculture.

Posted by: Chris M at September 20, 2019 12:09 PM (eAZVt)

377 LOL. Just saw this on FBN. One of the Chinese products that Trump is exempting from the next round of tariffs: Plastic straws.

Posted by: Sooner at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (Fs5vw)

378 Well Robbie, I have good news - the DS Lite is fully backward compatible with Advance games. But some additional suggestions for DS:

Once again, all three Castlevania games are worth having (Dawn of Sorrow, Portrait of Ruin, Order of Ecclesia), Advance Wars: Dual Strike, Trauma Center 1 and 2, Hotel Dusk, Kirby Canvas Curse, Pokemon Black or White, Megaman Zero Collection, 999, the Phoenix Wright series, New Super Mario Bros, Mario Kart DS, and Retro Game Challenge.

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (oZ6kz)

379 Lori Hendry @Lrihendry
1h
BREAKING: New Jersey man charged with scouting US landmarks as terror targets for Hezbollah.

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

380 new thread

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (T9rmq)

381 PROPERTY OF MEPHISTOPHELES ATHLETICS DEPT


Penn State?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (oVJmc)

382 They know almost nothing about what the science is or what's going on, its just been drummed into them with no alternative and now they live in fear every day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 12:04 PM (KZzsI)

This. All the reading material form grade 1 is about the extinction of animals, melting glaciers, plastic pollution, fracking destruction, car emissions, gun violence, oh and 'oppression' of everyone but white people. And the kids run the school. I couldn't stand it any more and after many run ins with these lib idiots I left. All that time i feel was wasted. (Except for the book I'm writing about it) I shoulda 'learned to code.' Dammit.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (Zv1X1)

383 "BREAKING: New Jersey man charged with scouting US landmarks as terror targets for Hezbollah."

Darn those New Jersians!

Posted by: Chris M at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (eAZVt)

384 377 LOL. Just saw this on FBN. One of the Chinese products that Trump is exempting from the next round of tariffs: Plastic straws.
Posted by: Sooner at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (Fs5vw)

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Troll Level: Still Master

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (FiUMj)

385 This whole whistleblower thing has got to be a Trump operation. He is forcing the media to look at Ukraine.
https://bit.ly/2mmuuRz
Posted by: JackStraw at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (ZLI7S)
~~~~~

I think you're right! Makes sense, and it's awesome.

Posted by: IrishEi at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (sGotD)

386
Good lord. My office millennial SJW hampster gurl is SO loud.

I'm working on a press release right now, and she's (as usual) yammering to one of her friends on the phone. Across the building. In a closed room. And I can hear every word.

I wonder if the if the NPC audio module is just locked in at 100%, for maximum REEEEE power.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (AzW6q)

387 xRachel Leah Siegel@rachsieg
Frederick Douglass sat for photographs that smashed stereotypes of black men. Could Elizabeth Warren, who has posed for nearly 60,000 selfies with supporters, accomplish the same for female presidential candidates?

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Is this damning with faint praise?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

388 I'm a major Apple fanboi. That, along with drinking and that incident that one time that nobody at Virginia Tech will discuss even to this day, is my major secret. But you know, even I won't line up at the Apple store for an incremental hardware release that doesn't even have 5G. Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

389 I'm old school. Women are a work of art on their own, they don't need embellishment with ink or holes jammed through their skin and jewelry dangling from it. Its not exotic looking, its trashy.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 11:43 AM (KZzsI)

Good luck finding a woman under 55 without a tattoo or non-traditional piercing.

I don't have any, but it seems I'm a rare breed.

I'm not a huge fan of tattoos, but a couple of decently placed ones are ok on a chick IMO. But it seems some people just go overboard and practically disfigured themselves.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 20, 2019 12:12 PM (NwU6A)

390 Lori Hendry @Lrihendry
1h
BREAKING: New Jersey man charged with scouting US landmarks as terror targets for Hezbollah.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 20, 2019 12:10 PM (BqBId)

-----

Listen up Lori "Sugar Tits" Hendry.

He's not a "New Jersey Man", he's a "radical fundamental Islamist".

All ya'all are dickholes.... you know that right?

Posted by: fixerupper at September 20, 2019 12:12 PM (8XRCm)

391 Why is it that these young climate alarmists believe
all the latest dire predictions but have no answer for why all the
other predictions failed to come true?




Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at September 20, 2019 12:01 PM (cxIsI)

I think the keyword is young. Youth have a predisposition to believe the world revolves around them and their experiences. The other aspect of youth is being impressionable. It has been impressed upon them since a young age, and I would say late Gen X to the entire millennial generation has been impressed upon, including by media to believe that AGW is accepted wisdom.

It goes beyond science to religion and dogma. AGW is oh so slightly different from the past climate doomsday scenarios such as ice age or ozone hole, so as to be distinguishable in their minds, to the point they don't feel compelled to think about it critically, which is a skill which is beat out of the indoctrinated at an early age.

With the passage of time, and with help understanding the problems of AGW theory, I believe more and more people will be awakened to the gaslighting and the grand lie that has been beat into them. And those who do so will likely have a skepticism of collectivism unlike almost any other in history.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (jYnPD)

392 Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 12:06 PM (Uu+Jp)

*fist bump*

I have a shellback with kanji for father and daughter. Me and my lil puddin head baby are both shellbacks.

I have an EGA that says Father and Son Brothers forever. Me and the boy both did our time as jarheads. His CO in boot camp gave him my EGA after he passed the crucible.

I have a some others too. All have a very special meaning and represent a significant event in my life.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (fZrf5)

393 >>"Taxing something leads to less of something."

"Now do income."
- - - -

A lot of times, taxing something simply leads people to acquire it by other means. Make beef expensive, expect black market, theft, switching to illegal game hunting, etc..

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (bDqIh)

394 "He's not a 'New Jersey Man', he's a 'radical fundamental Islamist'."

How about "Satan worshiping foreigner".

Posted by: Chris M at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (eAZVt)

395 Good luck finding a woman under 55 without a tattoo or non-traditional piercing.

I know. My brother runs the kitchen in a theater pub and he says its basically impossible to get someone to work for the front who doesn't look like a reject from a Mad Max film any more.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (KZzsI)

396
The politics just hasn't been invented yet," she said before the committees.
posted by: exdem13

======

The politics were invented at the dawn of man. What she wants is a totalitarian dictatorship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at September 20, 2019 12:13 PM (lbqpb)

397 >I don't so much care what Justin Trudeau did 20 years ago but it confirms my opinion of him as a juvenile, dipshit douchebag.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019 11:50 AM (Uu+Jp)

I do. The job of PM requires a person of maturity and sound decision-making skills. Trudeau has neither of those today, yesterday or 20 years ago. Therefore it is unlikely that he will ever have either in the next 4 years which is the time frame that is important right now.

Maybe, just maybe, Liberal voters will finally see this long-standing pattern and vote for someone else. The juvenile dipshit douchebag should not be rewarded for being a juvenile dipshit douchebag.

Posted by: all doubt removed at September 20, 2019 12:14 PM (S2eH9)

398 388 I'm a major Apple fanboi. That, along with drinking and that incident that one time that nobody at Virginia Tech will discuss even to this day, is my major secret. But you know, even I won't line up at the Apple store for an incremental hardware release that doesn't even have 5G. Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (RD7QR)

You're dead to me.

Isn't all they do incremental hardware releases?

I hate Apple with the heat of a thousand sun's.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 20, 2019 12:14 PM (NwU6A)

399 > Women are a work of art on their own.

This. But embellishments can be tasteful and provocative or downright trashy. Fortunately, people don't mind wearing their taste on their sleeves.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 12:15 PM (jYnPD)

400 Upside down, between the shoulder blades...

HI. MY NAME IS SARA.

Posted by: Car salespeople everywhere at September 20, 2019 12:15 PM (XuBZu)

401
I have no tats. I've also had a couple of women tell me how much they love that.

I think the trend has hit such saturation that it's exotic NOT to have one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 20, 2019 12:15 PM (AzW6q)

402 Nood

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 20, 2019 12:16 PM (fZrf5)

403 You got to hand it to him

Trudeau is a first class groveler

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 12:16 PM (AQBtr)

404 Off, off, damned sock!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at September 20, 2019 12:16 PM (XuBZu)

405 Apparently Trudeau is a bigtime woke/PC scold. For example, he's corrected reporters on things like saying "it's personkind" not "mankind."
Constantly accusing others of racism, bigotry, sexism, homophobia, Islamaphobia, etc.

He is getting exactly what he's dished out for years. This is not an outrage mob in search of a target situation.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 20, 2019 12:08 PM (bDqIh)


Exactly. He needs it shoved down his throat good and hard.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at September 20, 2019 12:16 PM (MH+aB)

406 I hate Apple with the heat of a thousand sun's.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland at September 20, 2019 12:14 PM (NwU6A)

*pats seat next to me*
You can be my friend.

Apple as a status symbol is unrivaled. Apple as a means of computing sucks donkey balls.

Kind of on-topic. Librem5, the linux phone dev, has sent me my release schedule email. It should be in my hands, soon.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 20, 2019 12:17 PM (jYnPD)

407 xRachel Leah Siegel@rachsieg
Frederick Douglass sat for photographs that smashed stereotypes of black men. Could Elizabeth Warren, who has posed for nearly 60,000 selfies with supporters, accomplish the same for female presidential candidates?

-
Is this damning with faint praise?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 20, 2019 12:11 PM (+y/Ru)

What does this even mean?

Leftist women are incredibly shallow.

Posted by: chique d'afrique NOT in Iceland :( at September 20, 2019 12:18 PM (NwU6A)

408 Thanks once again Broseidon.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a Proud Black Woman - my word as a Biden at September 20, 2019 12:20 PM (SuXIC)

409 I had of large pair of Venetian blackamoors which I actually thought of keeping for myself.

Thank God I unloaded them on some gay antique dealer from Ridgefield

Prolly hard to peddle these days

Posted by: REDACTED at September 20, 2019 12:21 PM (AQBtr)

410 CAUTION - SPEED HUMP

Posted by: The Poster Formerly Known as Mr. Barky at September 20, 2019 12:21 PM (hKi6n)

411 355 Alright I'll jump into the tattoo thing. I have three tattoos and yes, I'm older than 60.
I got all three of them after I lost my wife last year. They are very personal messages to myself in relatively low visibility spots.
They're meaningful to me, very meaningful, and the opinions are more than 100 percent irrelevant to me.
Posted by: N.L. Urker, champion of Urkers everywhere at September 20, 2019


*
*
N.L.,

Your business, of course. You did this in your full mature judgment, and it was not to attempt to impress anybody about anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 20, 2019 12:23 PM (ClOmq)

412 Helena Bonham Carter & Richard Armitage both in Ocean's Eight... cheated, looked on IMDB

Posted by: KK at September 20, 2019 12:24 PM (JhGws)

413 Did Elizabeth Warren pose with any of the asbestos victims, plane crash victims, black lung victims or leaky breast implant victims that she sued as a corporate lawyer of color?

'Cos I'm pretty sure Frederick Douglass didn't.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 20, 2019 12:26 PM (Ndje9)

414 Helen Thomas and Brian Williams. Warriors both.

Posted by: ghost of hallelujah at September 20, 2019 01:01 PM (oAY8z)

415 I must be getting old. I hope I'm not the only one who laughed out loud on the Johnny Quest reference. Loved that cartoon when I was a kid!

Posted by: Pancake at September 20, 2019 02:35 PM (LPFcl)

416 That dude has 0% cleft in his chin. How dare they cast him as Kirk Douglas.

Posted by: Chris W at September 20, 2019 04:02 PM (FPtHm)

417 OPEN TRENCH

Posted by: RhodeIsland Red at September 20, 2019 08:41 PM (50vP7)

418 These days even a white Republican with a deep suntan is at risk.

Posted by: KathyP at September 21, 2019 11:11 AM (XRJFq)

419 >> "It's kind of like the 2004 election when the media kept referring to the Swift Boat veterans' testimony about the character of John Kerry as 'discredited', as in 'the discredited Swift Boat vets', although I never saw any of the actual discrediting that supposedly took place."

Journolist did the EXACT same thing with Obama's fake birth certificate; only back then they used the word 'debunked.' Without any actual debunking ever taking place.

Posted by: sojourner at September 21, 2019 08:45 PM (LowvJ)

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