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Mika Brzezinsky of the Conspiracy-Addled MSNBC: Say, Maybe Barron Trump Isn't Actually Donald Trump's Son
"Morning Joe' co-host Mika Brzezinski floated the idea Friday that President Donald Trump might not really be Barron’s father. During a segment recapping Thursday evening's Democratic primary debate, Brzezinski made the suggestion and then pressed the issue when her co-host and husband Joe Scarborough tried to change the subject. ... "Maybe it is Melania's son," Brzezinski chimed in. "It is Melania's son," Scarborough repeated. "That's what he was saying, it was just her son," Brzezinski pressed. "That's just what he said." "Let me get back to Biden because I don't know what you’re saying," Scarborough tried to change the subject. "He didn't remember Barron's name or --" Brzezinski continued. "Just stop," Scarborough persisted.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)
Posted by: yacht rocker at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)
Someone needs to explain to her how this sort of thing works.
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (yBOIx)
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:20 PM (ABuzZ)
I noticed that too. What a sleazy whore she is.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (Vy7tf)
heh. Williams people are pretty impressed with themselves. But, seriously, why?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)
Maybe he's Sarah Palin's son.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (aKsyK)
or Bristols
Posted by: uncle handsy Joe at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (yBOIx)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.
Still wanna see it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)
I wonder if the Magickal Polish Pussy has lost its power over him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (IRd4p)
sit back and enjoy the ride.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (QMIRN)
Mika's brilliance is dazzling.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (+qBkz)
Clearly her elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Darth Randall at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (R4unc)
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (AQBtr)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (2LelM)
The man is amazing! He embodied the extremes in every direction!
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Charles Johnson at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Sam Darnold at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (LgJhO)
Also, Mika should talk more about people cheating on their spouses. She has a vast experience or so I hear.
Posted by: huerfano at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (9dnxb)
Alternate poat title for thread below:
Now The Fake News Seizes On The Lies In The "Kavanaugh Dossier"
That's what that bullshit book is: a oppo research fan-fiction dossier.
Posted by: Soothsayer at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (ABuzZ)
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2019 02:23 PM (lknvV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (NVYyb)
First Citizen Barron Trump will give them reason to fear.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)
Like Nick Searcy and his bitches?
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Wj9tV)
Jesus, what I would give to see Melania bitch slap Mika into next Tuesday.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
++++++++++++
I suspect that Melania doesn't do that kind of thing herself. I reckon she has people for that.
Still wanna see it!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (e/H31)
Want to make a dent in the federal debt? Sell tickets to this.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (sBpNT)
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: zombie Grigori Potemkin at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (5ztcy)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Fix'd.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Marcus T, Gringo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (wxC/u)
She doesn't really look all that much like Zbig, that's for sure.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (IRd4p)
She's 52 that hole is as dry as the Mojave....
Thank God imagine her and Beaker's progeny...
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guzalot at September 16, 2019 02:24 PM (prSvo)
Posted by: garrett at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (yBOIx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (cqNba)
Interesting.
Joe, what's it like to murder a young intern and cover it up and not be prosecuted for it?
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Joe "Butthead" Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (AURKQ)
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: mrp at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: JT at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (wiXsO)
That was Andrew Powerglutes Sullivan, but I'm sure Jharles the hideously obese shut-in bought into it as well.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (u//oP)
Mika is POTUS' sister...
He fucked her in an elevator sometime back, before they knew the truth.
Now she's pissed.
Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (88+cf)
Mika, "I'll have the foot long."
Brett Kavanaugh stars in:
LONG DUCK DONG, BACK TO SCHOOL
Posted by: Archer at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (gmo/4)
No more yanky my wankie. Donger need food.
Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:26 PM (jYnPD)
Yeah that's the contrast I made on my blog once, these are the same people who pushed the free sex lifestyle and wrote all those movies, and now they're shocked, SHOCKED that some teenager might have made a move on a girl at a party!!!1!1! have you ever???
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
1. She's illiterate.
2. She is not attractive.
3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.
It's only a matter of time.
SAD!
Posted by: Sharkman at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (ePjOB)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (NWiLs)
______________
Yep, he has his dad's coloring, and his dad's mouth (same shape, that is). All you have to do is look at the kid to know whose he is.
Mika's fantasies are pathetic.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (k4dH2)
Fixed that for you.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: Ozzy Kavanaugh at September 16, 2019 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Biden at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ZCEU2)
When you've lost murderin' Joe, you're really lost.
Does Mika have time to pre-game that morning show she hosts with murderin' Joe? How else to explain her goofiness?
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: IC at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (a0IVu)
Same crazy bitch who stomped off set whenever Sarah Palin's name was ever mentioned.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:28 PM (ptqGC)
Except her cooch was a little sore. Which could have been anything.
Uterus Highjacking!!!
And now to the financial desk for our look at the DOW Jones Index.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (LgJhO)
1. She's illiterate.
2. She is not attractive.
3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.
4. Bloody chin job.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: The Kav at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: BacktoGA at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (GX3JQ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (Izzlo)
Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
I'll sometimes say the same thing to D'oh: "Your son is coming over to watch baseball with you."
It's just a thing.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)
I doubt it. He served under Johnson and Carter. He must have been accustomed to retardation.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (A2Uq6)
1. She's illiterate.
2. She is not attractive.
3. She knows she's doomed to share the same fate as Joe's intern.
4. Bloody chin job.
------------
5. She has to listen to Joe's music every night.
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: josephistan
I was thinking the exact same thing
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)
By the time he gets to college he'll terrorize downtown Tokyo
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (orQOl)
Eh Mrs Doh, "My wife's son" denotes something a little more NRO going on.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: nurse ratched
no kidding
Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at September 16, 2019 02:25 PM (y6v9s)
Would rather have cow. Eats less, makes less noise.
Posted by: Polish farmer at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Cus5s)
They want more money.
They want better insurance.
They want to destroy GM.
Good thing Owebama bailed them out so they had jobs......
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Strychnine and Malaria belong to whomever Worf impregnated.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)
LOL. If Barron's not his son, then Don Jr's in some deep shit, cuz that kid is DEFINITELY a Trump.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)
Posted by: zmdavid at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (mzS5s)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 16, 2019 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)
You mean they were? Who knew.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (kUmUV)
They can want whatever they want, they are not getting anymore taxpayer dollars for at least another two years.
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (uF/4L)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
++++++++++++++
Have you seen him? Baron's a freaking giant. In a few more years, I *definitely* wouldn't want to brawl with him...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 02:29 PM (e/H31)
Why are they afraid? I can sum it up with some Sabaton lyrics.
"You said I was too young to rule the world? Yes, but you failed to understand Born To Rule. My time has come!"
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.
https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu
Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (KvRqW)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (TdMsT)
NEW If Andrew McCabe ultimately does face charges he'll have some big names lined up as character witnesses. Over a dozen high-ranking ex-officials have committed to defending him, including Eric Holder, John Brennan, James Clapper and Susan Rice.
I think I spot a flaw in this plan, Natasha.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (ujg0T)
A good friend of my family knew Zbignew very well. He said he wasn't a bad guy, just really, really dumb.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (wYseH)
That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:31 PM (Zz0t1)
And gave them an ownership stake, so they are striking against their own interests. lol fucking shit midas.
Posted by: Long Duk Dong at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (jYnPD)
Step Dad Lottery Winner!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (LgJhO)
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (u7GEr)
Posted by: Quilp at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Bf3hj)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
Bitch slapping his wife on national TV and high fiving Mollie Hemingway for calling out the NYT on the Kavanaugh story.
Posted by: Tami
I had a hand in this. You're welcome.
Posted by: Capt. Obvious at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (5ztcy)
89 Imagine the reaction of the left if anyone suggested sasha and malia weren't obummers kids.
Posted by: nurse ratched
They aren't and Mootch said so. Turkey Baster Babies and she refused to confirm the sperm donors...
Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)
------------
An entirely normal response.
So it this common exchange:
Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."
Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)
That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (LgJhO)
Phew. So I'm off the hook?
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:32 PM (xbWHd)
Local DFW news interviewed someone.....
"deez people had to work 6 and 7 days a week!!!! They barely had time with dey kids....Give them what dey want!!!"
Uh huh......
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Q3dyo)
Melania should kick that crusty whore's dirty ass but she's too classy.
Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (2Mnv1)
That shit is just obvious.
Posted by: AlaBAMA
I wouldn't be so sure Wilbur
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl urgent prayer needed for Laura and Allison at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Michelle has a penis, so.........
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)
With the way that Barron and his parents have been treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of their boyar asses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (A2Uq6)
Maybe, but you still have to answer for Sarah Jessica Parker.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Mr.Ed at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (FZYNt)
Sorry, just saw this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (A2Uq6)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
then you are holding her head wrong
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Speller at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (pSotA)
treated, they better pray he doesn't ever become President... because if
he does, he is most definitely going all Ivan Grozny on every one of
their boyar asses.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 16, 2019 02:35 PM (AzW6q)
*perks up*
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Pendulous Richard at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (UFLLM)
Got a link to this blockbuster?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (hN5g8)
Posted by: dagny at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)
Dunno, but seems NM populace now has enough CA-style idiocy that they put up with *anything* done by state guvamint and the governor [the one there had a jaw-dropping moment that would have been career-ending in the America up til recently, mocking people - her own constituents - in border areas beset by gangs, violence, disease and disorder from no border and lawlessness in internal enforcement who had the temerity to complain about it]. Which makes it hard to see Trumpensieg there.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
then you are holding her head wrong
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (JFO
Try shoving your wang in her face. Works for me.
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)
Neither they nor any of their constituents have ever had anything like a normal family life, so they just don't get it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (IRd4p)
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)
Twinsies!!
Posted by: Mary Pete at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (vEIlU)
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)
That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Meeka, aka Lil Corn Pop at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (vtcmf)
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.
https://tinyurl.com/y4oygecu
Posted by: McCool at September 16, 2019 02:33
**************
I figured this was from the Babylon Bee... sadly it's not parody.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019
*
*
My gosh. He'll be physically imposing AND amazingly rich. A young Henry VIII!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (Q3dyo)
So it this common exchange:
Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."
Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Obligatory:
A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.
DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: Which one?
SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching an adult movie, okay?
DAD: What?? When I was your age I didn't even know those existed! (robot slaps Dad)
MOM: Hahaha! He is your son after all!
The Robot slaps the mother.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (iCClr)
BTW, how many guys with brothers HAVEN'T heard their fathers called by their brothers' names? My wife says one time her father just yelled out all 4 of the kids' names to tell one to stop.
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (H8QX8)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE
Should be good prep for PDT's tweeter response.
Posted by: Ramon at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (FhXTo)
Would you even want your integrity back?
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (tH5fk)
Seems Ward was a little hard on Hillary's beav last night......
Posted by: June Cleavage at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)
That would make her Mayor Pete's twin.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (ptqGC)
And Ted Koppel's cousin.
Posted by: Caliban at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (qEujL)
Joe doesn't have the best marital record. I believe he's tied with PDt for brides but Mika ain't no Melania.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: zombie
Vote of the squirrel committee just in...unanimous. You are a demented and twisted human being.
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (9Vttv)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: JackStraw at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Melania should sue her ass.
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)
If memory serves, Melania has sued others and won. I'm pretty sure Mika using Barron to get in a dig at PDT would piss Melania off bigly.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (CeWgX)
She won't dignify the cuunt with a response.
Plus, if Trump hasn't said anything on twatter about it yet, neither of them will dignify it with a response.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
Joe, I really think we need to try something different. Is it in Joe? I mean, nothing we've tried so far has worked. Are you done yet Joe? Maybe if we attack Barron! Joe, finish up honey. Or aliens! We'll try aliens! Oh, and you get to sleep in the wet spot again.
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 16, 2019 02:33 PM (J+mig)
Yeah... And when King Carolus was my age, he'd been dead for five years from an acute bout of intracranial lead poisoning. Though that is a badass song.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (mzS5s)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (QDnY+)
First Squawk @FirstSquawk
8s
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY
**********
Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (BqBId)
Note to Mika: "Know Your Value"
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)
Don't ask me how I know.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:39 PM (tH5fk)
Porky's scream or lazy groaning?
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Except her cooch was a little sore.
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IOW, a day like any other in my business!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (k4dH2)
Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."
Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)
See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)
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Actually the commies used to hold political torchlight rallies all the time in American cities. Chicago had a long tradition of torchlight rallies, and indeed held one before the 2008 election of Chicago's Very Own Obama.
So torchlight parades are totes good, and it's okay for The Left to hold them. Got it.
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: mushroom maniac at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (thQkh)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: kactus at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (HIasT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (IRd4p)
You don't even need to be around a grandparent for that. I'm one of five kids. After about four your name becomes "HEY! STOP THAT!"
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (mzS5s)
There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.
The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)
Posted by: Mika at September 16, 2019 02:41 PM (RD7QR)
He doesn't sleep in the wet spot. He reminds Mika that he's got a body count and she gets in line.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3ZH6toUxkE
Damn-some good 'uns in there!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:36 PM (IRd4p)
She really does look just like Web Hubbell.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (H8QX8)
Random Person - "Hey your son just said the f-word."
Dad - "Not my son, maybe her's" (pointing to his wife).
Posted by: SH at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (sX1BW)
See if this was me the answer would be. ...
Mom - "who fucking cares"
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (myjNJ)
Mom: "Your son questioned me, so I beat him."
Dad: *beats son* "Don't question your mother."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (NWiLs)
dad rock = corn pop
Posted by: Fritz at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 16, 2019 02:42 PM (wGbBR)
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Which is why when Bill Ayers wrote Obama's autobiographies, he had to conjure up out of thin air a composite girlfriend for Barky, made up of all of Bill Ayers own former girlfriends.
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
Nope
Posted by: Jeffery Epstein at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (AQBtr)
Female comedian: I don't have any kids....at least none that I know of.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (hN5g8)
Every day what few brain cells Mika has enter her cranial Thunder Dome two by two and only one emerges. She's on an exponential decay path to having only one brain cell at the end of this.
There can be only one!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:44 PM (1ISKN)
And he won't be sitting front and center at WH "concerts" listening to rappers rapping about hos and pimps.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (8fHBx)
Except her cooch was a little sore.
I call bullshit.
Like her cooter would have known.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (0t+fn)
Two brain cells, and one is giving the other CPR.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (mzS5s)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)
My boyfriend my senior year was oldest of four boys who's names all started with the same letter. I was there once when his mom called up stairs to him, all four names before his. He yelled back down the stairs that she'd forgotten Bonnie and Buster... the cat and dog.
My mom did the same sort of thing, but she'd include pet names but only substituted pets of the proper gender for whatever kid she was calling.
I just added a series of extra consonants before getting to the right one... Za-Ga-Nancy. Called my son by my brother's name a few times.
Posted by: Synova at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (BD/yx)
hey mika like a dancer and split man.
Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 02:45 PM (5IHGB)
123 I bet she talks during sex.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
There's a fix for that ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: Joe Scarborough at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (sBpNT)
Posted by: Amy Shumer at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (FiUMj)
> Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh, swingin' his thang at September 16, 2019 02:37 PM (u//oP)
Sometimes Kav even has friends volunteer to do the shoving for him, simply because it's an honor to be in the presence of the Mighty Kav Wang.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)
_________________
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)
I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)
He was the Master Baster?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)
Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (hnjoD)
blocked for fear of offending East Asians and Obama.
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Thank Allah! Now I can enjoy a fine meal when I visit my good friend, the mayor of Londonistan.
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (FiUMj)
I'm just saying Reggie Love helped in the process.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:46 PM (LgJhO)
For me, it took a village.
Posted by: Hillary ==> hotter and sweatier than a hard-ridden horse at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (NVYyb)
There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.
The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)
Don't tease me like that.
Posted by: rickl at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (xjiRE)
Like I said above, I think the thrill is about to wear off for him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (IRd4p)
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Mika... run, bitch! Run for your life!!
Posted by: Joe's zombie Intern at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
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That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Pliney at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (1ISKN)
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about
how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for
help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not
Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.
She wrote something like she had invitro to conceive both daughters because she was concerned about miscarriages. Which makes NO sense, because you can still miscarry.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (ptqGC)
Bets that this "fertility clinic" had a little room containing a copy of Gay Blade magazine and a sample cup to help Barry with his "fertility problem"?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (IRd4p)
Didn't Michelle Obama write something in her "autobiography" about how they had trouble conceiving and had to go to a fertility clinic for help? There is probably more evidence that the Obama daughters are not Barry's than there is that Barron is not Trump's.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at Septembe
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Maybe they're composites.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM
Your assuming a gag isn't involved
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (p0A33)
Yep, good times, gooooood times.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (pw+jk)
PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATIONS SHOW IRANIAN WEAPONS WERE USED IN THE ARAMCO ATTACK - SAUDI FOREIGN MINISTRY
Where were "fast and furious" weapons used?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Chris W at September 16, 2019 02:48 PM (HPcI7)
No.
No, I do not.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:21 PM (RD7QR)
She does that just by being Melania.
Posted by: m at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (hnjoD)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 02:22 PM (jYnPD)
And they should be. That boy will fly clean past Hitler and on to Evil Morty at this rate.
Look all I'm saying is, Melania wearing a bikini while beating Mika to death with a baseball bat is worth AT LEAST four points in Michigan. Get it done, Mr. President.
Posted by: trev006 at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (AIfDi)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
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That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
...
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (hr5kG)
Do you know the real purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy? It isn't for the tingles you sometimes get, you frigid bitch. It isn't to get the producer or network executive guy to give you a TV presenter job even though you are as dumb as a box of rocks.
It isn't even to get your co-host to abandon his wife and family for you, and to cement your co-host position even after they rediscovered that you are as dumb as an OLD Botoxed box of rocks.
No, the primary purpose of grinding your hoo-hah on a guy is so you two can produce a child, just like Donald and Melania have done with Barron.
Posted by: Mika is a Botoxed of Rocks at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+0uDE)
I sold my Python last year, just have the Colt upper on one of my rifles now. And...maybe a Detective Special.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (bcbK8)
Or sometimes start with the first kid and work my way down.
Posted by: Just Lily at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM (+qBkz)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019
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I was gonna wait until Thursday, but --
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)
The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac
When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September
...
I have some vague memory of them having financial trouble. Was it even Colt still making them or someone who bought the rights to their name? Or am I just making all that up?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)
LOL
Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.
I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (LgJhO)
===
In 45 caliber.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
*
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That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
...
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
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No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Billy Dee Williams at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
Yup. That one left a mark.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (tH5fk)
LOL
Filled up over the weekend, and advised all close friends and family to do the same.
I've seen this movie before.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (IRd4p)
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Did that yesterday in all my various cars. Should have brought my Jerry cans.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
If there's a gag involved in that relationship, I'm betting Joe is the one who wears it, while Mika sodozmizes him with a 14" black dildo.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (IRd4p)
They played @Metallica in the @WhiteHouse today.
@realDonaldTrump walked out with @MarianoRivera to Metallica's "Enter Sandman" like Rivera did so many times during his 19-year @MLB career.
Trump awarded Rivera the Presidential Medal of Freedom.
https://tinyurl.com/y3n68hln
Posted by: Tami at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (cF8AT)
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (u7GEr)
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (ptqGC)
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Yeah, that makes no sense. A woman can miscarry a baby conceived by in vitro fertilization as easily, if not more easily, than one conceived through sex.
Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: sven at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)
The woman was right, but she was drawn and quartered for that statement.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 02:51 PM (ptqGC)
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I believe that particular incident for which that unfortunate lady was fired was the latest in a long line of official appearances in which Mooch and the girls were dressed for the beach instead of a solemn occasion at the WH. The specific incident involved paying respects to a fallen soldier I think, and they looked completely out of place.
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (oGBso)
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
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No. Contrary to popular opinion, my mother did not raise any stupid children. (Crazy, well, that's another topic for yet another day. But stupid? No.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
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Maybe she just sings Joe's rock songs back to him.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM
Your assuming a gag isn't involved
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (ZCEU2)
I'd be gagging plenty for the both of us...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (AURKQ)
You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)
Be careful so you don't put an eye out with that.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (DBI6f)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK8)
259 *static*
Posted by: the steel plate in Joe's head at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (v0R5T)
We talkin' 'bout the intern killer or 'tater salad head here (asked while knowing from the get go the answer is "both")?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
Glitch in the Matrix?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (k76MH)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 16, 2019 02:53 PM (FiUMj)
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"Evangelicals aren't hating Trump for being an alpha! What if we try to cast him as a beta!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (DjIxe)
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit
Bomb bomb bomb....bomb bomb iran
Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran
Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin
Bomb Iran
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (9Vttv)
Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)
Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (hr5kG)
Colt's entire history is 'having financial trouble'. They've been bankrupt who knows how many times. They coasted on military contracts and the 1911 and innovated almost nothing since WWII. When they lost the government money, they made repeated failed attempts to innovate in the civilian market. They suck and the laws of economics and entropy are lining up to deliver an unsolicited, non lubricated sodomy session.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (mzS5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
Because you can't even!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
==========
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd
Upbadged Chevy.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (0t+fn)
Watch: Adam Carolla Unloads On Cancel Culture at Alec Baldwin Roast
Veteran comedian Adam Carolla held nothing back Sunday during the Comedy Central roast of Alec Baldwin as he called out Hollywood's hypocrisy, social justice warriors, and "cancel culture" for its "bullshit, fake outrage."
"Alec, you're a great friend and a great actor and if I can rant for one minute here, you're a great sport, you have a great sense of humor, unlike the social justice warriors who are gonna be out there tweeting that all the jokes are problematic," Carolla said. "You people can blow me, you p*ssy f*ck sticks. This is a goddamn roast."
"Comedians need a place where they can be offensive without your bullshit, fake outrage," Carolla added. "Hashtag heroes. You already ruined the Oscars. You're all woke and no joke. So, if you were offended by anything said tonight, please give a reach around to your emotional support dog and shut the f*ck up. This is our safe space bitches."
breitbart entertainment
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Insomniac
When they lost the military contract they could no longer compete in the civilian market.
Not with mediocre stuff.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 02:52 PM (0t+fn)
They didn't even fucking try.
Disgrace.
Fucking Rock Island is making better 1911's, fucking Kel Tec is making better rifles. Fucking TURKEY is making better pistols. Yeah, I said it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (bcbK8)
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)
Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)
My thought exactly!
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
Never been to a Walmart, eh? If unattractiveness was enough to keep women from reproducing the human race would be about 200 people right now.
Posted by: Vanya at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (mzS5s)
Which makes one wonder what the real reason was for the use of IVF? Because Barry is gay and couldn't stomach the thought of having sex with Michelle? She gave a magazine interview in 2008 and said that they slept in separate beds, but she claimed that was because he was "stinky" and snored too much. But one wonders . . . .
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (k4dH2)
Even if TFG wasn't a huge fan of teh cock, what straight man could get it up for the First Wookiee anyhow?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:56 PM (NWiLs)
You're assuming that he's the one with the erections in that marriage.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
==========
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)
From each according to his ability
I mean, no!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:34 PM (hr5kG)
..........
and Joe sings.
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (v0R5T)
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (DjIxe)
That's the second question to ask - the first is, "Since when have you known how to count?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (6G4DD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
==========
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj
...
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (wEAiE)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (RD7QR)
Dammit, you're right.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019
*
*
That's not necessarily bad, you know. Depending on what she discourses on. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
...
You wanna volunteer to find out?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:50 PM
****
Probably barks like a dachshund.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (axyOa)
Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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The precedent was set by Amy Carter.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (xSo9G)
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj
...
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)
Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (NWiLs)
Bomb bomb bomb...bomb bomb iran
Bomb iran... bomb iran
We've got em rockin and arollin rockin and a reelin
Bomb Iran
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019
*
*
Very popular in 1979 for obvious reasons. Miss Linda tells me that when she started law school here in '92, one of her professors was a former member of Vince Vance and the Valiants, and some of the students (who would have been about nine at the time) remembered his name, the band, and the song.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
Because you can't even!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (NWiLs)
LOL
Nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:55 PM (bcbK
==========
Why are you counting the M&Ms instead of just shoving them all in your mouth at once?
Are you a communist?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (Dj
...
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM
****
Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)
I just read that Colt is out of the civilian AR15 market. Fags.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
-----
You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (+0uDE)
Harsh, but fair.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 16, 2019 02:57 PM (RD7QR)
My AR is built with the mil spec colt barrel and fires the 62 gr with no issue.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (xSo9G)
Least expensive?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Yes, I'm weird.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (bcbK
Packers, Florida State, University of Florida...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (NWiLs)
I'm happy I snagged some older revolvers, for fun and eventual resale profit [maybe]. But they're back with 2 revolvers now, right? King Cobra and Cobra. Heard good things about them.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ppBhU)
If you like retro, Brownells BRN-10 is a very faithful AR-10 remake.
Otherwise, I went with a Palmetto State upper and lower, purchased separately because WA state sucks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (bcbK8)
Don't count the M&Ms. Count the W&Ws. They always come out even.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (axyOa)
The 3&3s can be odd or even depending on how you count them.
Posted by: Roy at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (DBI6f)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Depends on what you want to spend. Honestly.
Daniel Defense at the high end to Palmetto State Armory to an off the chart complete custom build.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:02 PM (0t+fn)
It was launched from Iraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (dNzKv)
Why do Dem presidents have such ugly daughters, as a rule?
Gore would've been the exception there, had he won. As I remember, his daughters were pretty hot.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)
M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Ew. Reese's Pieces, okay. Skittles, no. I don't want fruity candy mixed with my chocolate candy.
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)
This is important.
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 02:58 PM (tH5fk)
Plain. The peanut M&Ms go into the health food category.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 02:47 PM (NWiLs)
Well, that means there will be clearance sales to get rid of them, so, their loss. My gain.
Posted by: Sponge at September 16, 2019 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
-----
You obviously have never priced an AR with the pony on the side.
They are the Cadillac Cimarron of AR-15's.
Posted by: rd at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM
---
Yep, I would not count on any discounts for them. If it has Colt stamped on the side, it brings a premium, new or used.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (JUOKG)
Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from Iraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)
Bless your heart.
Posted by: Jane Crackle Pop D'oh at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ptqGC)
Then there's the theory that Janet Reno is Chelsea's dad, and Urkel is Obama's dad.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (IRd4p)
>>
Fixed it better..
Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload and pposting at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (11Tx7)
I'm looking for reasonably affordable/reasonable quality, not necessarily least expensive. (I'm too inexperienced a gun buyer to sort out what might be too inexpensive in terms of sacrificing quality.)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: Jordan61 at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Ez6QX)
++++++++++++
Hater
Posted by: Terry's, Manufacturer of Chocolate Oranges at September 16, 2019 03:04 PM (e/H31)
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)
Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)
The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.
They never stop.
There is a lesson to be learned.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)
Posted by: Krut at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: DanMan at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (XTiHL)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (iCClr)
Posted by: ... at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (+18sB)
It was launched from I Hardraq
So much winning !
Posted by: Kurt at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (Z8RCA)
Confusing. Are you saying you support Tehran or Saudi Arabia?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (vEIlU)
He supports his pimp, mostly.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (RD7QR)
They got Tipper's genes.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (u//oP)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:00 PM (ClOmq)
If I recall correctly, someone had a parody "Ayatollah" to the tune of the Knack's "My Sharona" as well.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
--
Kurt has a little rainmando in him.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM
-----------------
On special occasions.
Posted by: irright at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (pMGkg)
Don't pick on Rain Man
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 02:59 PM (hr5kG)
Two hundred and forty-six...two hundred and forty-six M&Ms. Yeah.
Posted by: Insomniac
...
Some personalities are like this.
I have a friend who tends to count things wherever he is. I was in a meeting with him one time and someone asked him something like how many ceiling tiles there were in the room. He answered immediately.
This guy is normal; in fact retired early as a VP from a chip manufacturer.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)
The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.
They never stop.
There is a lesson to be learned.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)
++++++++++++
What is their paper-thin premise? What crime was hypothetically committed? Trump's lawyers just send them a letter - all official, on letterhead, etc. - that says "Fuck you. Strong letter to follow."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (e/H31)
I have it on good authority that Barron Trump is merely a clone.
There are hundreds more exactly like him in suspended animation pods on Level Minus-6 below the White House bunker.
The one you see now is just an experimental test run. Wait until they're ALL released.
Posted by: zombie at September 16, 2019 02:43 PM (Q3dyo)
________
Boys from
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (EE8dK)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (NWiLs)
What? Where do I sign up?
Posted by: Someguy at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (Wj9tV)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)
Frito-Lay?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (sy5kK)
.........
Transgender Fonzie ratings bonanza!
Posted by: wth at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------
Skinny legged ...
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (wEAiE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)
So...more ammo and more fun!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (zMaZS)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)
Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)
Here's a theory: Biden's story about "Corn Pop" is actually just a vague memory of a dream he had about corn CHIPS after dozing off during a Frito Bandito commercial.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)
Pimps aren't generally known for their emotional support.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (NWiLs)
Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.
Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.
That is all.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (snxuX)
I have no doubt the writer knows about Chelsea and Jug Ears' fathers and
is blowing covering smoke or assumes it's the case for them so it must
be for Barron.
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (ZCEU2)
Always projection. Always.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)
Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you
Posted by: Steely Dan at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)
He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:09 PM (dNzKv)
------------------------
Is she French?
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (wEAiE)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)
Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (jYnPD)
Sarah Conner capped his ass.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (NWiLs)
Morning Cuck and the Pig.
Yeah, better title than Morning Joe.
Mika would at last be getting her billing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:03 PM (9+jnX)
-------------------------
Skinny legged ...
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019
*
*
Whaaa? I don' wan' no woman with no skinny legs!
Posted by: Joe Tex at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (ClOmq)
The one thing you have to admire about the Donks is they fight total war at every and all levels.
They never stop.
There is a lesson to be learned.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:05 PM (QMIRN)
---
They already have his NY State tax returns. This is just a cover to start leaking stuff.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (JUOKG)
So...more ammo and more fun!
I keep thinking that those would suppress nicely.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (iCClr)
Hmmm....
I repeat: Hmm...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:07 PM (hr5kG)
Cyberdyne Systems? Retired? Or terminated?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019
...
Y'all are hilarious.
Analog chip manufacturer. Pretty unique and profitable niche.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)
Once the markets realize that a refinery in SA isn't going to affect crude exports, the prices should spring back.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 16, 2019 02:54 PM (1ISKN)
Or fall forward, I can never remember.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (ihU8z)
I don't know, but I've been told,
A skinny-legged woman ain't got no soul.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)
Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: The spectre of Zbigniew Brzezinski at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (kZT36)
Throw your MMs into a bowl with Reeces Pieces and Skittles for extra entertainment value
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 16, 2019 03:01 PM (KZzsI)
Please don't around children with peanut allergies. Reese's Pieces are a nightmare.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 16, 2019 03:13 PM (jYnPD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (7pqxB)
Posted by: Mika Brzezinsky at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (8wQJG)
Dynamic IP.
Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (dNzKv)
Hmmm....
I repeat: Hmm...
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM (IRd4p)
Qatar? Burundi?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 16, 2019 03:11 PM
****
You would be correct sir!
Under 150 yards, a .45 can do the job.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (axyOa)
If I had to guess this is Michael Cohen related bullshit.
This will defiantly be fought out in the courts.
There's nothing there but the Donks have a propensity of using their position and power to work their evil will.
Posted by: Gossamer Penguin at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (QMIRN)
Gas prices never spring back. They spring forward. They creep back. Verrrry slowly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (IRd4p)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Click on Zombies nic pic for a visual reference
Posted by: Sock Monkey... going boldly...somewhere...when I find my keys at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (9Vttv)
no no no no no no no
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (RD7QR)
So...more ammo and more fun!
Posted by: Diogenes
Jumped into the .308 market in '99. More surplus ammo than you could shake a stick at. Then the sandbox jumped off and you couldn't find any milsurp ammo to save your life.
Went back to 5.56. Done chasing ammo/caliber. If I need a .30 cal, I'll stick to 30-30.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------
Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (ppBhU)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:12 PM (hr5kG)
Yeah, you get a warmer tone with analog.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, With
...
Cant make cell phones and TV's without em.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (hr5kG)
https://tinyurl.com/yxqhor7w
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)
Hirohito probably thinks Kavanaugh is a member of Trump's cabinet.
Posted by: Surfperch, hoping his words mean something at September 16, 2019 03:16 PM (O4YGa)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)
Posted by: _Jaybee_ at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (O3uss)
Posted by: Beauchamp Brogan at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (giver)
Posted by: eleven at September 16, 2019 03:08 PM (tH5fk)
He understands that the love a pimp has for a disease-ridden internet troll and frequent guest at orgies is not like the love of a straight.
Posted by: joncelli and the angry crowd around him at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (RD7QR)
Well done. Iceberg Slim would be proud
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (bcbK8)
And?
Pardon me while I scratch my balls
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (p0A33)
Who gives a fuck what those degenerate savages think?
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (7pqxB)
Chelsea looks like Alfred E. Neumann in drag.
--------------------
Have Chelsea and Pete Buttgieg ever been seen in the same place at the same time? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Clint Billman at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
---------------------------------
Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)
I grew up in CA, but I could see a good parody spreading like wildfire.
Did those two DJ's spread the "And if Cass Elliot had given Karen Carpenter those sandwiches, both might still be alive today...." quote?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)
Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.
Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.
That is all.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz at September 16, 2019 03:10 PM (snxuX)
Hmm.
Appreciate the info, thanks
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (bcbK8)
Looks like commentators just don't want to mention the drone attack
It was launched from I Hardraq
By I Claudius
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (aKsyK)
They HAVE fucked up their civilian sales.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
The Democrats hate you
and want you dead.
Buy ammo at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ShainS -- Appeasement is a Blessing of Liberty! at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (Udeyz)
Gas prices never spring back. They spring forward. They creep back. Verrrry slowly.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 16, 2019 03:14 PM (IRd4p)
++++So true. Prices leap up with exuberance and then go back down - one a penny, two a penny - over the course of a year or so.
Posted by: washrivergal at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (9+jnX)
Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.
Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.
What's your source? I'd like to see it since the other reportage is apparently incorrect.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 16, 2019 03:19 PM (ClOmq)
Here's what actually happened when another distributor (not RSR, source of TTAG's bullshit) called Colt.
Colt has a large rush order of M4A1s for an overseas military customer. 14,000 guns. To make deadline, they have pulled the assemblers and many of the small parts from the civilian line to the .mil line, and that will stop or at best really slow civilian orders for the next 30 to 60 days.
That is all.
Posted by: Colonel Kurtz
Seems RSR is saying it also.
https://bit.ly/2mcl2jE
Posted by: rickb223 at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (0t+fn)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 16, 2019 03:17 PM (7pqxB)
TEN THOUSAND SMEARS!
Posted by: Maizie Hirono! at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cheri at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oiNtH)
Haven't heard from her in a while. I guess it takes a long time to take a train from Hawaii
Posted by: josephistan at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (Izzlo)
398 Palestinians have low expectations of Israeli elections
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And everyone has low expectations of Palestinians.
Posted by: Clint Billman at September 16, 2019 03:20 PM (kZT36)
Posted by: TexasDan at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (hr5kG)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:06 PM (ujg0T)
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Steve Dahl & Garry Myers in Chicago? They did a bunch of parodies back in the day. They had a very sick/funny parody of poor Karen Carpenter, set to a Carpenters song "Sing a Song", titled "Eat Some Food".
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:15 PM (oGBso)
I grew up in CA, but I could see a good parody spreading like wildfire.
Did those two DJ's spread the "And if Cass Elliot had given Karen Carpenter those sandwiches, both might still be alive today...." quote?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 16, 2019 03:18 PM (ujg0T)
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It might have been, certainly that quote has been around for awhile. Most if not all of the parody songs from back then would get you cancel cultured for life nowadays for offending somebody.
Posted by: Boots at September 16, 2019 03:21 PM (oGBso)
I don't think anyone has an issue with discussing that fact. Obama allowed these safe havens in Iraq and once again, the Right has to clean up the Left's messes.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 16, 2019 03:22 PM (hN5g8)
Posted by: Eeyore at September 16, 2019 02:38 PM (VaN/j)
I've heard my mom run through all three boys' names when calling out the youngest.
Posted by: Oldcat at September 16, 2019 03:24 PM (FTPn0)
They were always after me Lucky Charms!
Posted by: Lucky the Leprechuan at September 16, 2019 03:25 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 16, 2019 03:27 PM (fpxQt)
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:35 PM (wEAiE)
The U.S. Marine Corps plans to replace all it's M16s and M4s in infantry units with the M27 Infantry Automatic Rifle, a Heckler & Koch variant of the M4 with a more reliable gas recoil system, longer barrel and capable of fully automatic fire. It will also replace most Squad Automatic Weapon light machine guns in service with combat units.
Posted by: Stormy and the DNC singers at September 16, 2019 03:38 PM (wEAiE)
Ocasek was found unresponsive yesterday at his New York townhouse, where he was later pronounced dead. According to the NYC Office of Chief Medical Examiner, the 75-year-old singer's cause of death was determined to have been Hypertensive and Atherosclerotic Cardiovascular Disease.
Pulmonary Emphysema, a lung condition that causes shortness of breath, was listed as a contributing condition.
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 16, 2019 03:44 PM (BqBId)
NO i washn't named after a telescope..............
Posted by: saf at September 16, 2019 04:01 PM (5IHGB)
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