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Nikitin Golovkin.jpg


Chancelor G. I. Golovkin
Ivan Nikitin

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 wow!

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 18, 2019 09:31 AM (kI/3T)

2 Vlasovite with a eisenkreuz.
Nice

Posted by: Andrei at September 18, 2019 09:31 AM (vqIkG)

3 Is that a Contempt of Congress medal?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:31 AM (JFO2v)

4 I thought this was a picture of the grand canyon.

Posted by: Defenestratus at September 18, 2019 09:31 AM (kI/3T)

5 That's Kevin Spacey with a wig on.

Posted by: Eskimo at September 18, 2019 09:32 AM (ZYNmu)

6 He knows how a poodle feels. Perfectly normal looking guy but he has to wear that frippery.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2019 09:32 AM (wzVKm)

7
Reverse Mohawk.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:32 AM (7rVsF)

8 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 09:33 AM (q80AH)

9 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Z65m4)

10 parts his hair with an axe

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:33 AM (FZYNt)

11 Mincing fop. With a side of flounce and sashay.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:33 AM (Z65m4)

12 In spite of the long wig, he has a "don't mess with me" look.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:33 AM (ptqGC)

13 Imagine the critters nesting in that wig.

*shudders*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (PkVlr)

14 He had a kick ass curling iron.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

15 He seems full of himself. Must be the pompadour.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (Zv1X1)

16 Ooh, lovely portrait. The eyes make it, and the expression.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (rP4OC)

17 I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (r0EWQ)

18 The Donner Party perished in that there pass, last winter.

Posted by: Backwoods Guide What Chaws Tobaccee at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (vlcVk)

19
He'd send you to Siberia in a New York minute.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (7rVsF)

20 Nice medals. Which wars?

Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (Wj9tV)

21 Is this Larry's grandfather?

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (yRAFu)

22 right hand is holding his hidden 9mm

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

23 Sarah Silverman "I don't agree that when Jesus came the first time, he was actually the Son of God, but I totally know that this girl is him when I see her!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (34w2E)

24

What a ridiculous wig.

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (fHNjE)

25 That's Kevin Spacey with a wig on.

Posted by: Eskimo>>
My thought exactly.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (r0EWQ)

26 He told people to call him G.I. Joe for short.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (V2Yro)

27 Now those a medals. Not the small chincy ones. Beefy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (Zv1X1)

28 Could be an ancestor of Cory Lewandowski. He'll cut a bitch with his snark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (ptqGC)

29 you know who else was Chancelor?

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (FZYNt)

30

Chancellor G.I. Goe?

Posted by: Soothsayer at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (fHNjE)

31 Fancy boy.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)

32 right hand is holding his hidden 9mm

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (FZYNt)

mauser...broom handle

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (X/Pw5)

33 Pre-forehead ridges.

Posted by: Worf at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (P38K/)

34 Off topic, but I want to get this in early:

Thank you all for your advice on the disposal (even the sarcastic advice). You folks made my morning!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (3NIob)

35 The Donner Party perished in that there pass, last winter."

Snort. 2.0

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (6qErC)

36 no trees = no art

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (FZYNt)

37 Sarah Silverman "I don't agree that when Jesus came
the first time, he was actually the Son of God, but I totally know that
this girl is him when I see her!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (34w2E)


Foul-mouthed Jewish girl sez what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ptqGC)

38
Peter the Great's consigliere.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (7rVsF)

39

The Last Will and Testament of Chancelor G. I. Golovkin - a limerick

As I'm exiting this vast world of cares
I dispose of my worldly goods and wares
My brushes and shampoos
And the fancy curlicues
I hereby leave it all to my hairs.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (m45I2)

40 This guy's got TWO iron crosses! Worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

41 Looks like Elizabeth's father from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 18, 2019 09:37 AM (k76MH)

42 Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (FZYNt)



mauser...broom handle

Posted by: BignJames
>>
Russian? would be a Nagant.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 09:37 AM (r0EWQ)

43 On the pathway to almost looking Dutch in color and execution. Would not hang (but would look at in a museum!)

Thanks

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2019 09:37 AM (NVYyb)

44 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:37 AM (ClOmq)

45 (even the sarcastic advice)"

Seriously. Buy the biggest that fits.

Oh, and get one that has a magnetic ring (around the drain) - has stopped more than one utensil from heading downstream.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (6qErC)

46 Did not know they had SuperCuts back then....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (90T4r)

47 Okay, Sarah Silverman. Now do Mohammed. Go.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (ptqGC)

48 He used to invite everyone over to his salon in the mornings where, accompanied by his favorite poodle Mika, he would ruminate on the events of the day. Everyone called it "Morning Goe."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (V2Yro)

49 He got that blue ribbon for brewing some good beer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (TVsf3)

50 Peter the Great's consigliere.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh


Peacetime transitioning to wartime.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (Z65m4)

51 right hand is holding his hidden 9mm
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM


Sadly, not everyone has the gravitas and testicular fortitude for .45 ACP.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 09:38 AM (P38K/)

52
These art threads are very educational. If I don't go off to learn something about the artist, I learn something about the subject.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:39 AM (7rVsF)

53 Everyone called it "Morning Goe."

The horde is feisty this AM...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:39 AM (6qErC)

54 Since fresh thread, any Savannah area morons around? Hogmartin is coming to town the 29th through Oct. 3 on bidness. We're going to get together and would welcome more morons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:39 AM (ptqGC)

55 Wig says this is late 1600s to early 1700s. With the jacket, I'm going with 1700-1720s.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (OyyDO)

56
He was a Hair Band drummer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (7rVsF)

57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (TVsf3)

58 Spock the Vulcan > The Dovakhiin >Chancellor Golovkin

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (34w2E)

59 Its no Nigntwatch.

Posted by: Rembrandt at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (Zv1X1)

60 he is bald under that wig

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (+72t1)

61 Governor Swan?

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (DU2N9)

62 This guy likes both long bows and cross bows. He goes both way..

Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (NVYyb)

63 57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'll take "ridiculous statements" for $300, Alex

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM (FZYNt)

64 He looks a *little* like Patrick Stewart. A Russian, bewigged Capt. Picard.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM (ClOmq)

65 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM (AM1GF)

66 This guy likes both long bows and cross bows. He goes both way..
Posted by: Huck Follywood at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM


Think of it as the good kind of diversity.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM (ejd/p)

67 @realDonaldTrump

I am pleased to announce that I will name Robert C. O'Brien, currently serving as the very successful Special Presidential Envoy for Hostage Affairs at the State Department, as our new National Security Advisor. I have worked long & hard with Robert. He will do a great job!


@RichardGrenell

Amazing and perfect choice. No one better. Thoughtful, tough, experienced and a true supporter of @realDonaldTrump. And one of my closest friends in life.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM (cF8AT)

68 63 57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'll take "ridiculous statements" for $300, Alex
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019


*
*

If this were not the Crazy Years, I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (ClOmq)

69 60 he is bald under that wig
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book!

here come the hardwood vs. carpet wars

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (FZYNt)

70 We learned needle felting

now I'm pondering whether I should try felting doggeh's licks next time I groom him

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (+72t1)

71
Steady light to moderate rain here in central Brazoria County. Freeport and Clute are getting pounded, with rain bands going east into Galveston County.

Some ponding in the yard, nothing dramatic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (7rVsF)

72 My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019 09:41 AM


He was hilarious as the Master in Comic Relief's Dr. Who parody years ago.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (ejd/p)

73 For those who missed the Sarah Silverman tweet (and really, who could blame you?).


"You think you will recognize Jesus when he comes back? I see him all around. He is this girl. And y'all don't even see it."


-- Sarah Silverman tweet



The "this girl" is that Children of the Corn wannabe Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (rP4OC)

74 vmom, have you seen this? Poor doggeh.

https://tinyurl.com/y26pxzqo


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (ptqGC)

75 He had a kick ass curling iron.

With that much hair, he'd need a curling team.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (HaL55)

76 The "this girl" is that Children of the Corn wannabe Greta Thunberg.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth)

the magic retard

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (FZYNt)

77 I think Sarah Silverman, I think Neurotic Therapy Girl... it's a " type" of Urbanite.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (90T4r)

78 Greta Thunberg is a blond haired teenager who is going to school all the Republicans in Congress about Climate Change...

Yeah. Right.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (TVsf3)

79 65 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Make Anatolia Greek Again
at September 18, 2019


*
*

Darned if you aren't right. I've never seen Game of Thrones or the Pirates movies, so it's a msytery where I've seen him. But you're right.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

80 Sarah Silverman "I don't agree that when Jesus came
the first time, he was actually the Son of God, but I totally know that
this girl is him when I see her!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 09:35 AM (34w2E)

Foul-mouthed Jewish girl sez what?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:36 AM (ptqGC)


Doesn't she have some lowlife married friends to fuck?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (y7DUB)

81 If this were not the Crazy Years, I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM


Batshite nuts 15 year old. Remember Rule 1.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ejd/p)

82
Counterfeit Hero - a limerick

At first glance he's a man of fine fettle
But I'm not sure what he's tryin' to peddle
Judging. by his pallor
He's projecting stolen valor
Can we get someone to come and test his medal?

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (m45I2)

83 76
The "this girl" is that Children of the Corn wannabe Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth)



the magic retard

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:43 AM (FZYNt)


When I see pictures of her, I can only assume she's a ventriloquist's dummy with someone's hand shoved up her rectum.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (rP4OC)

84 Doesn't she have some lowlife married friends to fuck?
Posted by: Captain Hate

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and JJ pushing

Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

85 I like the lighting in this work. It keeps the background black, the viewer is forced to really focus on important details--his face first, then his coat and metals. There's a lot of personality here.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)

86 Foul-mouthed Jewess: You think you will recognize Jesus when he comes back? I see him all around.

I'm guessing that if you ever saw Jesus you'd melt into a puddle like the two Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (DU2N9)

87 Jane omg
poir doggeh!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (+72t1)

88 Pray that David Hogg and Greta Thunberg never meet, fall in what passes for love in their world, and breed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (ptqGC)

89 Interesting guy, according to his brief Wiki bio. He was created Chancellor (Russian equivalent to Marshall) at the Battle of Poltava, which made Russia a major player in Europe. He was an influential member of the Russian court, and worked against turning Russia into a limited, constitutional, monarchy.

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (7HtZB)

90 When I see pictures of her, I can only assume she's a ventriloquist's dummy with someone's hand shoved up her rectum.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM


And with that vivid image, moar covfefe!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (ejd/p)

91 "magic retard" LOL!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (u//oP)

92 Doesn't she have some lowlife married friends to fuck?
Posted by: Captain Hate

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and JJ pushing
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (FZYNt)


That's a very disturbing mental image.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (y7DUB)

93 85
I like the lighting in this work. It keeps the background black, the
viewer is forced to really focus on important details--his face first,
then his coat and metals. There's a lot of personality here.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (OyyDO)


I was struck by the gleam in the eye and the shine on the golden embroidery. Very eye-catching. Made me search out a larger version so I could better enjoy the detail.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (rP4OC)

94 Would it be Greta Thunberg-Hogg and David Hogg-Thunberg?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (TVsf3)

95 I looked up an image of Greta Thunberg.

Mistake.

Wolfus Aurelius's Magic Diet Advice: "Eat less and move around more."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:47 AM (ClOmq)

96 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Nailed it!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:47 AM (Z65m4)

97 88
Pray that David Hogg and Greta Thunberg never meet, fall in what passes for love in their world, and breed.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:46 AM (ptqGC)


*gag*
Thank you, Jane. I will never eat again.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:47 AM (rP4OC)

98 That guy work's for Peter, who is great.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 09:47 AM (gmo/4)

99
Jane omg

poir doggeh!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (+72t1)


I know! No one even knew the old lady owned a dog. Not only the 9 lbs. of matted fur, but the 7" "curled" toenails! Poor little thing. Fortunately, it is healthy and happy now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (ptqGC)

100 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Judging from that medal I'd say this dude is compensating a bit.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (axyOa)

101 I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't."

Mom (at least the pic I saw) is...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (6qErC)

102

Later executed in a camp for being a Revisionist Counter-Revolutionary Aristo White CisHet Normie...

Posted by: Tawny Port at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (UFLLM)

103 68 63 57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I'll take "ridiculous statements" for $300, Alex
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 18, 2019

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If this were not the Crazy Years, I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (ClOmq)

She is a sick kid made sicker by her parent globull warming agenda. She has all kinds of mental issues and is being paraded around like the elephant man.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (JFO2v)

104 81 If this were not the Crazy Years, I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM

Batshite nuts 15 year old. Remember Rule 1.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019


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Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (ClOmq)

105 This is one of the most effective portraits I've ever seen. It has no sense of romantic 'improvement', just an accurate rendering of a personage. The colors are not especially bright but the way the model is posed against the dark background makes them stand out and adds emphasis to the details of clothing, hair and decorations. Also, the way he makes the model seem to emerge from the darkness is a bit unusual. I think that element alone makes the painting more impressive than most.

Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (bmdz3)

106 104 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (ClOmq)

===========

Have you heard of a lady named Helen Thomas?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (q80AH)

107 Sarah Silverman "I don't agree that when Jesus came the first time, he was actually the Son of God, but I totally know that this girl is him when I see her!"

******

One thing's for sure. Somebody is propheting off of this scam.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (m45I2)

108 Jane omg

poir doggeh!"

And is a Shih Tzu! Little guy...

*runs off to hug our two little... shihs*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (6qErC)

109
If this were not the Crazy Years, I'd figure Greta to be a hot Scandinavian woman. But I'll bet she ain't.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
---------

Ah. That's my cue:

Today is the 114th anniversary of the birth of Swedish-born American film actress Greta Garbo (1905-1990)

"What, when drunk, one sees in other women, one sees in Garbo sober." - Kenneth Tynan

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (CDGwz)

110 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM


Rule 1: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ejd/p)

111 Little does Greta the Climate Girl know, but she will be on the same trash heap with clock boy and Hogg by next month.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (C1Lsn)

112 106 104 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (ClOmq)

===========

Have you heard of a lady named Helen Thomas?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019


*
*

Exactamundo.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (ClOmq)

113 It would take until the 1980's for the winged hair cut plus mullet style to come back in style.

Posted by: SH at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (sX1BW)

114 Somebody is propheting off of this scam."


*groooooan*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (6qErC)

115 96 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


Nailed it!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:47 AM (Z65m4)

Johnathan Pryce: Ace of Spaces is without a doubt the worst blog I've ever heard of.

Teh Horde: Ah, but you have heard of us!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (34w2E)

116 57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (TVsf3)

ISWYDT

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (6OoFY)

117 Have you heard of a lady named Helen Thomas?

Not a "lady," no......

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (C+We0)

118
*runs off to hug our two little... shihs*
Posted by: Anon
------

I have one sitting here before me, insisting that she hasn't had enough breakfast.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 09:50 AM (CDGwz)

119 Greta Thunberg, for those who want to see what a brainwashed Scandinavian teenager looks like.



https://tinyurl.com/y3mcf24b

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (rP4OC)

120 The little retarded ice back eco-girl has dead eyes; doll eyes. I do not feel sorry for her that she is a retard either.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (gmo/4)

121 110 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM

Rule 1: Do not stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019


*
*

I suspect the two statements are corollaries of each other.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (ClOmq)

122 Steady light to moderate rain here in central Brazoria County. Freeport and Clute are getting pounded, with rain bands going east into Galveston County.

Some ponding in the yard, nothing dramatic.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:42 AM (7rVsF)

Flooding's going to be the real threat from this one. Wind damage ought to be negligible, maybe some downed tree limbs at worst.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (J+mig)

123 Darned if you aren't right. I've never seen Game of Thrones or the Pirates movies, so it's a msytery where I've seen him. But you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)


he was the progressive modern mayor in Baron Munchausen, and he was the Evil Steve Jobs in Tomorrow Never Dies

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (xG/b0)

124 We could reduce gun murders in this country by over 50% with one simple regulation:
Ban all blacks from owning any guns.

It is just as constitutional as the Democrats proposals.

And it would actually reduce gun crimes. Thousands of lives would be saved each and every year.

And don't forget: The Supreme Court once declared slavery to be constitutional.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (k81AA)

125 Fellow looks like a character actor. I'll think of his name in a minute.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

My brain came up with Johnathan Pryce. I blame the outfit he wore in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
Posted by: Brother Cavil


There's one other. I can picture his face and outfit, but I can't remember what movie it was. More comedy-ish than drama.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (Z65m4)

126 Very nice. Painters can do something photographers can't do, because they interpret the subject. They are telling a story (the good ones).

Posted by: Caliban at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (qEujL)

127 110 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM

Rule 1: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ejd/p)

Pretty sure that's rule zero.

Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (Wj9tV)

128 https://tinyurl.com/y3mcf24b
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM


Well, that just says "crazy cultist", doesn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (ejd/p)

129 123 Darned if you aren't right. I've never seen Game of Thrones or the Pirates movies, so it's a msytery where I've seen him. But you're right.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:44 AM (ClOmq)

he was the progressive modern mayor in Baron Munchausen, and he was the Evil Steve Jobs in Tomorrow Never Dies
Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (xG/b0)

=========

Ah, Baron Muchnausen.

Executing the war hero because he makes the other soldiers feel bad...

Classic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (q80AH)

130
Phone interview at 1:00 this afternoon. Not enthusiastic and I don't think anything is going to come of it, especially if they need me to relocate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (7rVsF)

131 Greta Thunberg, for those who want to see what a brainwashed Scandinavian teenager looks like.
https://tinyurl.com/y3mcf24b

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (rP4OC)
------------------------------

Definitely gives off a "Children of the Corn" vibe, just like Hogg boy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (ptqGC)

132 I have one sitting here before me, insisting that she hasn't had enough breakfast."

So it's awake, then...

*little bastages love food. The older one will just wander into the pantry at random times, then "swish" and bark...*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (6qErC)

133 It would take until the 1980's for the winged hair cut plus mullet style to come back in style.

A Russian mullet: Soviet Party in the front, death camps in the back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (HaL55)

134 One thing's for sure. Somebody is propheting off of this scam.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (m45I2)


You're a monster.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (wCmLp)

135 You know your agenda is some weak-sauce when you have to use not just children, but mentally disabled children to push it.

Also, wasn't there some archived video of some other "magic girl child" back in 1992 making essentially the same speech as Greta/Jesus is making today? With the same timing? (As in, we were all supposed to be dead by around 2004 or something.) The proggies haven't had a single original idea since they decided to rip-off Marx in the early 1900's.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (DU2N9)

136 Lawd and a-Laydeeee Hogg!

Wilkinson: "I must say, Hogg, it's good to see you back in Parliament. Parliament must always need its share of Hoggs."

Hogg: (grabs Wilkinson's sword) "Prithee, villein, disarm thyself anon! Now, have you met my lovely bride?"

Greta: (stares blankly)

Wilkinson: "I, uh...have to go say hello to Douchebag over there..."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (u//oP)

137 Iron Cross -

The irony is that if you have mettle they give you a medal...made out of metal!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (m45I2)

138 127 110 Rule 1: "Don't do an image search for anyone mentioned by the Horde, unless you know what you're getting into"?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM

Rule 1: Do not stick your dick in crazy.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:49 AM (ejd/p)

Pretty sure that's rule zero.
Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (Wj9tV)

I old dude now but when younger would ask friends that banged a crazy bitch what did your poor dick ever do to you??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (JFO2v)

139 Today is the 114th anniversary of the birth of Swedish-born American film actress Greta Garbo (1905-1990)



More Garbos, please, and fewer Thunbergs.


https://tinyurl.com/y5dx64ct

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (rP4OC)

140 Phone interview at 1:00 this afternoon. Not
enthusiastic and I don't think anything is going to come of it,
especially if they need me to relocate.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (7rVsF)


Good luck!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM (ptqGC)

141 Johnathan Pryce: Ace of Spaces is without a doubt the worst blog I've ever heard of.

Teh Horde: Ah, but you have heard of us!
Posted by: joe


*snort

Golf clap

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (Z65m4)

142 More Garbos, please"

Si.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (6qErC)

143 Is this guy Russian? Isn't that a German Iron Cross medal he's sporting?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (NFEMn)

144 I'm guessing that if you ever saw Jesus you'd melt into a puddle like the two Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 09:45 AM (DU2N9)



Nah. She ever saw Jesus face to face she'd scream, "I said don't blow the clippings into the ####### street! Bag them! NO EL STREETO! Got it?

Posted by: Kindltot at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (xG/b0)

145 Good luck, Hadrian.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (ijCAZ)

146 Looking at the photo LI has of Greta and all I can think of is, she is dressed like some religious refugee from an earlier time period. All she needs is the little white cap in her hair.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:55 AM (TVsf3)

147 Ah, Baron Muchnausen.

Executing the war hero because he makes the other soldiers feel bad...

Classic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM


Loved that movie. Shame that the cute little kid grew up to be a shrieking communist, but, hey, Canada...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 09:55 AM (ejd/p)

148 Tropical Storm Jerry has formed in the Atlantic. Thankfully, it's predicted to turn north and head out to the open sea when it becomes Hurricane Jerry.

Otherwise the jokes, were it to hit the U. S., would write themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 09:55 AM (ptqGC)

149 You're a monster.
Posted by: Colorado Alex



********

Ah! I see my work here for today is complete!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 09:55 AM (m45I2)

150 Is this guy Russian? Isn't that a German Iron Cross medal he's sporting?

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (NFEMn)

war trophy

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 09:55 AM (X/Pw5)

151 Wait!

So this Greta all the Euros are so taken by is a retard?!

Oh lord, but is that both hilarious and pathetic.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (k81AA)

152 @drefanzor

Although the preferred nomenclature is Native American; hindsight is 1/1024.

https://tinyurl.com/yxf28vrz

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (cF8AT)

153 That guy is a Nazi !!!!

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (8w3qu)

154 Phone interview at 1:00 this afternoon. Not
enthusiastic and I don't think anything is going to come of it,
especially if they need me to relocate.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:52 AM (7rVsF)


Dude.

How do you know?

It could be the opportunity of your life.

Think of it that way, it will sound like you think of it that way.

If you think of it the way you do now, it will sound like it, too. And in that case, why waste their time and yours?

Not a sermon, just a thought.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (9VeU0)

155 >>Tropical Storm Jerry has formed in the Atlantic.

Jerry, hello!

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (ZLI7S)

156 155 >>Tropical Storm Jerry has formed in the Atlantic.

Jerry, hello!
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (ZLI7S)

==========

La, la, la.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 09:57 AM (q80AH)

157 Just got an email at work from some climate-crisis activist student announcing a "Climate Strike," and asking professors to allow students time off to attend it this Friday from 11 to 2. If I were a professor, I'd write back, "No way in hell. If you're in my class between 11 and 2 on Friday, if you're not in your seat, you get an F."

But I am but a lowly staff member, so I'd better keep my mouth firmly closed.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:57 AM (ClOmq)

158 Breaking911 @Breaking911
21m
BREAKING: President Trump names hostage negotiator Robert O'Brien as next National Security Adviser - AP

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 09:57 AM (BqBId)

159 Yuri Andropov wrote to an American girl in Taxachusettes saying how the USSR was all about peace.

Thankfully Mr. KGB croaked and so did the USSR.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:57 AM (TVsf3)

160 Garbo was a little off too. She never laughed. The studio had to dub in her laugh in Ninotchka.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 09:57 AM (gmo/4)

161 148 Tropical Storm Jerry has formed in the Atlantic. Thankfully, it's predicted to turn north and head out to the open sea when it becomes Hurricane Jerry.

Otherwise the jokes, were it to hit the U. S., would write themselves.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019


*
*

Is "Newman" on the list of hurricane names this year?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:58 AM (ClOmq)

162 151
Wait!



So this Greta all the Euros are so taken by is a retard?!



Oh lord, but is that both hilarious and pathetic.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 18, 2019 09:56 AM (k81AA)



Meh, she's got Asperger's and OCD. So basically your typical lefty neurotic.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:58 AM (rP4OC)

163 119 Greta Thunberg, for those who want to see what a brainwashed Scandinavian teenager looks like.



https://tinyurl.com/y3mcf24b
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:51 AM (rP4OC)


She looks like she'd be right at home running a death camp for Wrongthinkers.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (xjiRE)

164 For those of you doing your colonoscopy prep, remember this two shall pass.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (P38K/)

165 I'm thinking Cindy Sheehan ran off and had a child late in life. Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (axyOa)

166
This guy lied about a couple of the planes he shot down to get the Blue Max. His guns jammed and Willi got them.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (7rVsF)

167 161
148 Tropical Storm Jerry has formed in the Atlantic. Thankfully, it's
predicted to turn north and head out to the open sea when it becomes
Hurricane Jerry.



Otherwise the jokes, were it to hit the U. S., would write themselves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019



*

*



Is "Newman" on the list of hurricane names this year?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:58 AM (ClOmq)


How have we not had a hurricane Kramer? It blows in off the Atlantic and busts down your door without so much as a knock.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (rP4OC)

168 105 This is one of the most effective portraits I've ever seen. It has no sense of romantic 'improvement', just an accurate rendering of a personage. The colors are not especially bright but the way the model is posed against the dark background makes them stand out and adds emphasis to the details of clothing, hair and decorations. Also, the way he makes the model seem to emerge from the darkness is a bit unusual. I think that element alone makes the painting more impressive than most.
Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (bmdz3)

Yes. The lighting is very striking here. It's very unusual for a portrait in the grand manner not to be flooded with imagery. It make him seem like a practical man with simple tastes. There's just enough here to show he was a decorated military man of high rank. It's very lovely.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (OyyDO)

169 TS Imelda sitting on top of US for last 24 hrs and another 24 to go

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

170 The only storm that would get less respect than Jerry?

Les.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:00 AM (TVsf3)

171 Sarah Silverman is just committing a false messiah heresy

it's old and tired and never ends

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:00 AM (+72t1)

172
TS Imelda sitting on top of US for last 24 hrs and another 24 to go

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)


MSM: Well, it's Texas so.......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:00 AM (ptqGC)

173 Imelda found a shoe sale?

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (TVsf3)

174 Phone interview at 1:00 this afternoon. Not
enthusiastic and I don't think anything is going to come of it,
especially if they need me to relocate.

----

I'm sure you know this but may I suggest wearing a dress shirt and tie. For me, that always made it a bit more formal and introduced a work environment. Dress smart be smart I guess.

'course it was always no pants day so there's that.

Good luck!

Posted by: Tonypete at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (Y4EXg)

175 The only storm that would get less respect than Jerry?

Les.


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:00 AM (TVsf3)


Hurricane Dangerfield.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (rP4OC)

176 Meh, she's got Asperger's and OCD. So basically your typical lefty neurotic.

I see her father failed to apply the cattle prod in a timely manner. If she has a "father" and not two mommies, that is.

BZZZZT! "Now cut that stupid shit out and act like a normal kid."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (HaL55)

177 John Hopkins Psychia trist: "Gender Confusions Are Mostly Driven by Psychological and Psychosocial Problems"

-
Well, there's a big no shit in the Emperor's news clothes mode.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (+y/Ru)

178 169 TS Imelda sitting on top of US for last 24 hrs and another 24 to go
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (JFO2v)

maybe she's trying on shoes

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (+72t1)

179 Hurricane Elaine would dance around offshore, before fizzling out.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (ptqGC)

180 TS Imelda sitting on top of US for last 24 hrs...

Trying on shoes, lots and lots of shoes.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (gmo/4)

181 173
Imelda found a shoe sale?


Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:01 AM (TVsf3)


Nice callback. Thumbs up.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:02 AM (rP4OC)

182 More Garbos, please, and fewer Thunbergs.


https://tinyurl.com/y5dx64ct
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:53 AM

****

Damn.
I'm thinking kbdabear's grandpa was into photography too.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 10:02 AM (axyOa)

183 For those of you doing your colonoscopy prep, remember this two shall pass.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (P38K/)

If you think you might have to fart...don't.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:02 AM (X/Pw5)

184 I always enjoy Kris and JTB rationally discussing the finer nuances of the daily art among the Horde's snark. Like walking through a cow pasture in your dress shoes, I'd bet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:03 AM (m45I2)

185 I'm still waiting for them to use Carter to name a Hurricane.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:03 AM (8w3qu)

186 I can just imagine Cantore going, "National Hurricane Center in Miami is predicting strengthening of Tropical Storm Les...."

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:03 AM (TVsf3)

187 Greta Thunberg, for those who want to see what a brainwashed Scandinavian teenager looks like."

Mom's the one pushing the proverbial buttons. Media loving type...

*and was rather good looking, in a pneumatic sort of way*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (6qErC)

188 A cold front is moving in here tonight. First fall weather of the year. Warm days, cool nights (in the 60s and upper 50s). My favorite weather. However, Oct. 7 is the third anniversary of Hurricane Matthew. Pray for no repeats of that awful storm.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ptqGC)

189
I'm still waiting for them to use Carter to name a Hurricane.


Robert Zimmerman hardest hit.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #PurgeProgressivism at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (HaL55)

190 How have we not had a hurricane Kramer? It blows in off the Atlantic and busts down your door without so much as a knock.
Posted by: MWR
--------

One can imagine the Weather Channel commentary, while observing the satellite photographs:

"He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can’t look away..."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (CDGwz)

191
Hurricane Barack: destroys your house, then tells you how lucky you are. Fawning journalists agree.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (7rVsF)

192 >>The only storm that would get less respect than Jerry?

>>Les.

Barack.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ZLI7S)

193 143 Is this guy Russian? Isn't that a German Iron Cross medal he's sporting?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 09:54 AM (NFEMn)

That shape of cross was used by many countries for military purposes. If I remember correctly, during our Civil War, General Hooker chose it as an emblem for one of the GAR's corps.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

194 Shouldn't the Storm name itself? Perhaps it identifies as Jeri?

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (axyOa)

195 Imelda sitting on top of US for last 24 hrs and another 24 to go"

FWIW, the low pressure center should move just to the west...

*looks up at sky*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (6qErC)

196 I like the way he emerges from the darkness. Very three dimensional.

Posted by: Panchito Pistoles at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (huvBh)

197

Rogaine's Chief Executive Officer..............................

waves..................................... NO CURLS.

Posted by: saf at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (5IHGB)

198 He doesn't look Russian...must be the wig

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (+72t1)

199 Cross Forme. In red it meant Knight Templar. In black it meant Teutonic Knight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:06 AM (TVsf3)

200 Barack.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (ZLI7S)


We had a mincing Barry earlier this year. Now, a Hurricane Michelle would scare me.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:06 AM (ptqGC)

201 198 He doesn't look Russian...must be the wig
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at September 18, 2019 10:05 AM (+72t1)

==========

His right hand is holding an empty bottle of vodka behind his back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 10:06 AM (q80AH)

202 General Hooker

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:04 AM (OyyDO)

Fightin' Joe Hooker?

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (X/Pw5)

203 TS Barry poofed out

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (TVsf3)

204 The part in his wig is a just a little too wide.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (8w3qu)

205 Hurricane Jerry Springer:

Blows in, throws a bunch of furniture around.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (Z65m4)

206 Tell you what, the guy can pull off the look!

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (CMq2e)

207 184 ... "I always enjoy Kris and JTB rationally discussing the finer nuances of the daily art among the Horde's snark. Like walking through a cow pasture in your dress shoes, I'd bet."

Muldoon, Thanks for that. I'll be laughing at the image all day.

Posted by: JTB at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (bmdz3)

208 "He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away..."
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.


*******

Snort!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (m45I2)

209 President Trump names hostage negotiator Robert O'Brien as next National Security Adviser

That'll be helpful when Trump has to pull his supporters out of time-wasting Congressional hearings

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:07 AM (ykYG2)

210 Like walking through a cow pasture in your dress shoes, I'd bet.

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:03 AM (m45I2)

. Isn't that most threads?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 18, 2019 10:08 AM (Zv1X1)

211 Marshall Zhukov he ain't

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:08 AM (gmo/4)

212 For those of you doing your colonoscopy prep, remember this two shall pass.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (P38K/)

If you think you might have to fart...don't.
Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:02 AM


And read Dave Barry's colonoscopy column.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 10:08 AM (ejd/p)

213 Is "Newman" on the list of hurricane names this year?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 09:58 AM (ClOmq)

How have we not had a hurricane Kramer? It blows in off the Atlantic and busts down your door without so much as a knock.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019


*
*

Hurricane Elaine: Even when it makes faces and yells at you, it's still sexy and pretty.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ClOmq)

214 213
Hurricane Elaine: Even when it makes faces and yells at you, it's still sexy and pretty.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:09 AM (ClOmq)

========

Until she dances through the Caribbean.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 10:09 AM (q80AH)

215 I like that broach . Looks like something they would wear in a sci-fi movie.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:10 AM (8w3qu)

216 http://bit.ly/2QiRKyv
*******
Inspector General Michael Horowitz to Testify Wednesday at 11 AM -- Will Be Grilled on Jim Comey's Conflicting Testimony Under Oath

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:10 AM (BqBId)

217 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

218 Imelda is supposed to be on top of me in 24 - 36 hours. And everyone here says Bring it!!! We have't had any measurable rainfall in 2 months, the whole area is under a burn ban. Come on Rain!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)

219 Inspector General Michael Horowitz to Testify Wednesday at 11 AM -- Will Be Grilled on Jim Comey's Conflicting Testimony Under Oath
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:10 AM (BqBId)


Grilled by whom?

It's the House. This is Elijah Cummings committee.

It will be a circus.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)

220 217 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:11 AM (gmo/4)"

It's a testament to America that no American General ever considered such tactics.

Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)

221 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:11 AM (gmo/4)


Quantity has a quality all its own.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:14 AM (9VeU0)

222 218 Imelda is supposed to be on top of me in 24 - 36 hours. And everyone here says Bring it!!! We have't had any measurable rainfall in 2 months, the whole area is under a burn ban. Come on Rain!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 10:12 AM (Kpl3J)

We have not seen sun in 2 days and maybe 2 more to go

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

223 We could use the rain here in CO. This time of year is always fire season.

I just called my dad who lives inside the 610 loop. Says there's rain but not likely to flood.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:14 AM (ykYG2)

224 It's a testament to America that no American General ever considered such tactics.
Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)


You drunken whoremonger I read your book!

Posted by: Gen Patton at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (9VeU0)

225 Today I set aside my usual snark about the Air Force and wish them happy birthday. As an Army guy I will concede that one major reason US troops have not be bombed by enemy airplanes since 1945 is because the Zoomies, and their Navy and Marine Corps cousins, were there to stop them.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (axyOa)

226

I'm thinking more of a Hurricane Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (aKsyK)

227 It's a testament to America that no American General ever considered such tactics.
Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant

At least you gained some real estate.

Posted by: Ambrose Burnside at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (FTlwv)

228 212
For those of you doing your colonoscopy prep, remember this two shall pass.



Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 18, 2019 09:59 AM (P38K/)



If you think you might have to fart...don't.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:02 AM



And read Dave Barry's colonoscopy column.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 10:08 AM (ejd/p)
If you are of the age where you should have a colonoscopy, you should also have the wisdom to understand the risks of gambling on a fart. Odds favor the house, and the house happens to be whatever you ate 12 hours earlier.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (N39Ws)

229 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:11 AM (gmo/4)



When all else fails, go for attrition.


Or, if you're Russian, start there.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (rP4OC)

230 Madonna Surprises With Launch of Ambitious, Intimate 'MADAME X' Show...

Attempt at Avant Garde Broadway...

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Granny pron.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (+y/Ru)

231 I'll never be able to think of Zhukov without thinking of his character in "Death of Stalin". That movie was a hoot and Jason Isaacs just stole every scene he was in.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

232 I'm thinking more of a Hurricane Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (aKsyK)

Wouldn't be a powerful Hurricane unless paired with Hurricane Dean.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (8w3qu)

233
We have't had any measurable rainfall in 2 months, the whole area is under a burn ban. Come on Rain!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo

We have not seen sun in 2 days and maybe 2 more to go
Posted by: rhennigantx


CLIMATE CHAOS!!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (aKsyK)

234 >>Grilled by whom?

>>It's the House. This is Elijah Cummings committee.

>>It will be a circus.

They are always a circus.

But I think Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows will do good work.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)

235 Pretty sure the guy in the picture got those medals for boxing. Helluva fighter.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (pMGkg)

236 I'm thinking more of a Hurricane Jerry Lewis.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (aKsyK)



Wouldn't be a powerful Hurricane unless paired with Hurricane Dean.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (8w3qu)/i]


See, I hear "Hurricane Dean" and immediately wonder, "Where's Hurricane Sam?"

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (rP4OC)

237 I heard that Faith No More intended 'Midlife Crisis' to be about Madonna's annoying attempts to retain her sex symbol status... in 1991.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (ykYG2)

238
Chancelor G. I. Golovkin


I call BS - that's Ray Bones outfitted with a rug.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (pNxlR)

239 I went to the House committee on Reform and whatnot and this is what they are doing today:

Joint National Security and Civil Rights Civil Liberties Subcommittee Hearing "Confronting Violent White Supremacy (Part III): Addressing the Transnational Terrorist Threat"

Wait whut?

We live in unserious times

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:18 AM (9VeU0)

240 That movie was a hoot and Jason Isaacs just stole every scene he was in.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

A small gem...and probably close to the reality, although with much more humor.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:18 AM (wYseH)

241 232 I'm thinking more of a Hurricane Jerry Lewis.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:15 AM (aKsyK)

Wouldn't be a powerful Hurricane unless paired with Hurricane Dean.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019


*
*

But the French would think very highly of Jerry.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:19 AM (ClOmq)

242 I'll never be able to think of Zhukov without thinking of his character in "Death of Stalin". That movie was a hoot and Jason Isaacs just stole every scene he was in.
Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyD

That movie was more historically accurate than most movies that claim to be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:19 AM (8w3qu)

243 Why the long face?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at September 18, 2019 10:19 AM (gYKMg)

244 O/T but I'm reading where everyone's favorite social media giant FB has been auto-generating pages for the Islamic State and Al Qaeda.Now if a regular civilian renders aid to either of these two, they get a free middle-of-the-night-no-knock-raid. Et tu FB?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 10:20 AM (N39Ws)

245 242. Isaacs was great, and so was Stalin's son.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 18, 2019 10:20 AM (wGbBR)

246 And Gospodin Chancellor would really rather NOT being wearing that goddamn wig.

Good morning Horde. You made it to Wednesday. The end is in sight. A bit hazy, and it could be a mirage, but it's in sight. Avoid the pitfalls of a malevolently indifferent universe and have the best day you can.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:20 AM (RD7QR)

247 But I think Jim Jordan and Mark Meadows will do good work.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:17 AM (ZLI7S)


Mebbe. If they aren't shouted over by Cummings.

And also, Jordan did not impress me yesterday during the Lewandowski testimony.

He needs to elicit good soundbite answers. He and Meadows AND THE REST OF THE REPUBLICANS ON THE COMMITTEE need to coordinate.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:20 AM (9VeU0)

248 -
--
It's the House. This is Elijah Cummings committee.



It will be a circus.


Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:13 AM

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Elijah is a clown car all by himself.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 10:21 AM (pMGkg)

249 "Some ponding in the yard, nothing dramatic."

Climate Chaos!

Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2019 10:22 AM (eAZVt)

250
Transnational


Today, I am Bhutan. Tomorrow, I shall be Paraguay.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:22 AM (pNxlR)

251
And Gospodin Chancellor would really rather NOT being wearing that goddamn wig.

I wonder if those things are itchy?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:22 AM (aKsyK)

252 Sorry - the transnational threat from white supremacists is Friday.

Today they are holding hearings about making DC a state.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:22 AM (9VeU0)

253
Elijah "King Rat" Cummings

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:22 AM (pNxlR)

254 Madonna is a smokeshow.

Posted by: jennifer anniston's perky nipples at September 18, 2019 10:23 AM (6OoFY)

255 Welcome to NH.

Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:
https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz


When you don't live in a shithole like Baltimore, this counts as big news.


Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:23 AM (rP4OC)

256 Why the bong face?

Posted by: Willie Nelson at September 18, 2019 10:23 AM (P38K/)

257 221 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:11 AM (gmo/4)

Quantity has a quality all its own.
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Tell me about it

Posted by: 28 Million Dead Soviets at September 18, 2019 10:23 AM (yRAFu)

258 Of course Zhukov just threw conscripts into battle as fodder and overwhelmed the Germans by number alone.
Posted by: Archer


Piker.
Posted by: Chinese General Peng Dehuai at the Chosin Reservoir.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:24 AM (Z65m4)

259 A regular Amy Schumer, I am.

Posted by: Chris M at September 18, 2019 10:24 AM (eAZVt)

260 Now those a medals. Not the small chincy ones. Beefy.

They're for Best Wig !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:24 AM (arJlL)

261
Sorry - the transnational threat from white supremacists is Friday.

Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:25 AM (aKsyK)

262 Good Morning Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 10:26 AM (tVQUs)

263 Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:
https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz


When you don't live in a shithole like Baltimore, this counts as big news.


Posted by: MWR


If they had some halfway decent cowboys instead of yankees, they could have caught the bull without killing it.
Some of us call that Friday night down here.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:26 AM (Z65m4)

264
Will the dancing Hitlers please wait in the wings? We are only seeing singing Hitlers.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:25 AM (aKsyK)


There's still no hankering for tap dancing Hitlers?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:26 AM (pNxlR)

265 Voluntarily being cannon fodder is slightly different than being forced by rear guard minders with machine guns.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:26 AM (8w3qu)

266 I had a translator in Azerbaijan whose grandfather poured scalding water on his feet to avoid the Soviet WWII draft. He did it because he knew his wife and children would starve to death if he left. It worked.

Posted by: 28 Million Dead Soviets at September 18, 2019 10:27 AM (yRAFu)

267 For about 40 year Sweden required voluntary sterilization on the poor to gain access to welfare, housing, and other govt programs. Wonder how long before Bernie offers up that option??

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 10:27 AM (JFO2v)

268 57 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (TVsf3)

She's an autistic child. Using her like this is child abuse.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:27 AM (RD7QR)

269 263 Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:
https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz


When you don't live in a shithole like Baltimore, this counts as big news.


Posted by: MWR

Be careful - as we learned yesterday bull semen is a high explosive

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2019 10:27 AM (7HtZB)

270 267 For about 40 year Sweden required voluntary sterilization on the poor to gain access to welfare, housing, and other govt programs. Wonder how long before Bernie offers up that option??
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That's why we have Planned Parenthood.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2019 10:28 AM (yRAFu)

271
It's the House. This is Elijah Cummings committee.

It will be a circus.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:13 AM (9VeU0)
R's on committee get their chance too

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:28 AM (BqBId)

272
Greta the Golem, with dead, doll's eyes.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:29 AM (pNxlR)

273 I wouldn't fuck her with your dick and JJ pushing

So, THAT'S why JJ's always late with the MR !

Posted by: JT at September 18, 2019 10:29 AM (arJlL)

274 263 Aggressive Bull Killed Feted after leading Police Rampart Wives on 14-hour, 18 mile episode chase through three NH towns bedrooms

FIFY.

Posted by: Bill Krystol at September 18, 2019 10:30 AM (P38K/)

275 Booblicious hit chick dies in bed.

https://bit.ly/2kGycFu

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 10:30 AM (+y/Ru)

276 Joint National Security and Civil Rights Civil Liberties Subcommittee
Hearing "Confronting Violent White Supremacy (Part III): Addressing the
Transnational Terrorist Threat"


Part... Three...

There are, maybe, 15K "white supremacists" in the entire fucking country and these clowns are doing PART FUCKING THREE (or 111, for the dimwit from Houston) of an "investigation" into them?

Glad to know all the major problems are taken care of, I suppose.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:30 AM (DU2N9)

277 You'll all be shocked - SHOCKED - to learn that Greta Thunberg's mother is an opera singer and her father is an actor. She's pure salt of the earth, that one.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (rP4OC)

Posted by: Bill Krystol at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (P38K/)

279
WTF are "rampart wives"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (pNxlR)

280 Seattle residents know this look as "Renton Hair"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (Mo1SD)

281 240 That movie was a hoot and Jason Isaacs just stole every scene he was in.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:16 AM (OyyDO)

A small gem...and probably close to the reality, although with much more humor.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 18, 2019 10:18 AM (wYseH)

I had just finished a biography of Stalin's Inner Circle which was depressing as Hell. Laughing at evil was a nice tonic.

History Buffs on You Tube does a really good analysis of it.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (OyyDO)

282 >>Mebbe. If they aren't shouted over by Cummings.

>>And also, Jordan did not impress me yesterday during the Lewandowski testimony.

>>He needs to elicit good soundbite answers. He and Meadows AND THE REST OF THE REPUBLICANS ON THE COMMITTEE need to coordinate.

I think Lewandowski did an outstanding job yesterday. I also thought the Republicans did a good job.

The result is that Lewandowski walked away unscathed and the impeachment push got even further derailed.

I'm not expecting a made for TV smoking gun moment because that pretty much never happens. Just continue to expose what the corrupt Obama administration and Hillary campaign did and we will be good.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)

283 That movie was more historically accurate than most movies that claim to be.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:19 AM (8w3qu)

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They compressed some timelines and added some apocrypha, but yeah - certainly more accurate than most historical fiction. And if you're sufficiently cynical, the death of Stalin was some funny shit, so it's a good basis for a comedy.

My one complaint: it needed MORE KURYLENKO.

She was very good in it, and super hot, and didn't get enough screentime. I'm willing to bet she did have a larger role that got edited down for time.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:32 AM (U6RC9)

284 255
Welcome to NH.

Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:
https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz


When you don't live in a shithole like Baltimore, this counts as big news.




Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 10:23 AM (rP4OC)
Living in NH, albeit south and east from the morte bull, I trust they handed out steaks to everyone involved.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 18, 2019 10:32 AM (N39Ws)

285 http://bit.ly/2QrAeIi
*******
Housing Starts, Building Permits Crush Forecasts for August | People's Pundit Daily
*******
UNEXPECTEDLY!!!!

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:32 AM (BqBId)

286 Seattle residents know this look as "Renton Hair"

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM


****

And the Bremalos come herding over every Friday night looking for some.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 10:32 AM (axyOa)

287 "Rev." Elijah Cummings officiated the wedding of Severe Christian Conservative Joe Scarborough and his former side piece, Mika.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:33 AM (ptqGC)

288 Never has any old man looked more like a giant nightmarish baby than Elijah Cummings.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y2ytwfyl

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 10:33 AM (pMGkg)

289 Posted by: JackStraw at September 18, 2019 10:31 AM (ZLI7S)
*******
I have no idea where some of the people here live, CNN & MSNBC were ripping Rep. Weebles for being completely unprepared & it was a shitshow

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:34 AM (BqBId)

290 Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:
https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz

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I take it that cucks like to summer in NH, then?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:35 AM (U6RC9)

291 Iron Cross -

The irony is that if you have mettle they give you a medal...made out of metal!
Posted by: Muldoon

And if someone hinders the award, then they're meddling!

Posted by: Blue Hen at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (W7OtL)

292 Greta the Golem, with dead, doll's eyes.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)


Oblig.:

Classic Quint

https://youtu.be/u9S41Kplsbs

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (Mo1SD)

293 -
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Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns

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Fuck Da Police!! (Hey! There an idea.)

Posted by: The Cuckshed Wives at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (pMGkg)

294 "Rev." Elijah Cummings officiated the wedding of Severe Christian Conservative Joe Scarborough and his former side piece, Mika.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:33 AM (ptqGC)



Did he get one of those quicky ordained-online certificates?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (lwiT4)

295 They don't and never will have a coherent response to ' How is it that the most racist country in the world elected a Black man to be President twice? '

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (8w3qu)

296 Is that Brian May in his younger days?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (yhf6w)

297 The First Minister of Serf Beatings

Posted by: Banjo at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (SYCeT)

298 MORE KURYLENKO"

OK

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (6qErC)

299 295 They don't and never will have a coherent response to ' How is it that the most racist country in the world elected a Black man to be President twice? '
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (8w3qu)

==========

"White Democrats tried to make up for their racism by voting for Obama, but they still haven't come to terms with their implicit racism that pervades their livelihoods."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (q80AH)

300 Johnathan Pryce's best movie was Brazil

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (RKQ/v)

301 When you don't live in a shithole like Baltimore, this counts as big news.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual

Hey! We got our Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull here in Bawlmer.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (FTlwv)

302 Classic Quint

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (Mo1SD)

I saw Quint in an old Bond movie last wk....had blonde hair.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (X/Pw5)

303 Are they still pushing the theory that 'rat infested' means racess?

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (nRWPy)

304 They don't and never will have a coherent response
to ' How is it that the most racist country in the world elected a Black
man to be President twice? '

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (8w3qu)

Whoopi the BrainDead: he wasn't "black-black"

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (DU2N9)

305 Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:

https://tinyurl.com/y33qh6sz



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I take it that cucks like to summer in NH, then?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:35 AM (U6RC9)

The LGBQRXTZLIBWXYZ community will protest that.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (gmo/4)

306

Researchers at two California universities say they may be close to finding the elusive cure for the common cold. The secret, they say, lies in humans, not the virus itself.

Researchers say they stopped a broad range of enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

307 Carl Yastrzemski's grandson Rookie Mike Yaztrzemski, hit a homerun last night in his first game at Fenway Park, where his grandfather played for 23 years.

I don't care if you're a satanic New York Yankees fan that's a cool story.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (Mo1SD)

308 Classic Quint



Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (Mo1SD)



I saw Quint in an old Bond movie last wk....had blonde hair.

Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019 10:38 AM (X/Pw5)

From Russia with Love.

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (gmo/4)

309 294 "Rev." Elijah Cummings officiated the wedding of Severe Christian Conservative Joe Scarborough and his former side piece, Mika.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 18, 2019 10:33 AM (ptqGC)



Did he get one of those quicky ordained-online certificates?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (lwiT4)

First Church of the Corrupt Bullethead

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

310 I saw Quint in an old Bond movie last wk....had blonde hair.

Posted by: BignJames

>>
'From Russia with Love'

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (r0EWQ)

311 Researchers say they stopped a broad range of enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.


here comes the zombie apocalypse

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (Rarvo)

312 Nice medals. Which wars?
I'm about to look him up at Wiki or the like but he's too young for the Great Northern War of Peter the Great's era, early 1700s; but plenty of wars against the Turks, and the Seven Years War in the mid-1700s. (Maybe the War of the Austrian Succession too but the Russians didn't do alot of actual fighting in that one as I recall.)

There's also the possibility that they aren't valour awards but heredity or linked to the Civil Service position but the cross looks like a military award rather than a knighthood type of honour that the "breast star" might be.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (Dh1wo)

313 That movie was more historically accurate than most movies that claim to be.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:19 AM (8w3qu)


The History Buffs guy on Youtube has a great review of Death of Stalin. All of his stuff is good.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (CQ3Qb)

314 Say what you will about NH but still the coolest license plate slogan EVAH!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (FiUMj)

315 302 Classic Quint

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 10:36 AM (Mo1SD)

I saw Quint in an old Bond movie last wk....had blonde hair.
Posted by: BignJames at September 18, 2019


*
*

Shaw had a varied career. Not only did he play Red Grant in From Russia With Love, he was the villainous target of Redford and Newman's scam in The Sting, and he played Henry VIII in A Man For All Seasons.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (ClOmq)

316 @stereogum

Taylor Swift says she is now "obsessed with" politics and the 2020 election: "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"


Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (cF8AT)

317 Researchers at two California universities say they
may be close to finding the elusive cure for the common cold. The
secret, they say, lies in humans, not the virus itself.



Researchers say they stopped a broad range of enteroviruses,
including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human cells by disabling
a protein in the mammalian cells that all enteroviruses appear to need
in order to replicate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

Isn't that how you get the zombie apocalypse?


Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (gmo/4)

318 Researchers say they stopped a broad range of
enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human
cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all
enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:40 AM (aKsyK)

It's like nobody ever saw the movie "I Am Legend".

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (DU2N9)

319 311 Researchers say they stopped a broad range of enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.


here comes the zombie apocalypse
Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (Rarvo)

========

No, it'll be Cronenberg World.

https://youtu.be/N6j06wyVdO8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (q80AH)

320 I bet he had quite the right uppercut as well as being a chancellor.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 18, 2019 10:42 AM (r+sAi)

321 Cory should grin at these asswipes while they rant. They're sure to ask why and he can say he finds their fact-free grandstanding really funny.

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (nRWPy)

322 "Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns"

Maybe he just found out his favorite rub-and-tug place exploded a day or two ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (CQ3Qb)

323 "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"



I have no idea what this translates to.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

324 The

secret, they say, lies in humans, not the virus itself.>>
Yep, no humans no colds.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (r0EWQ)

325 316 @stereogum

Taylor Swift says she is now "obsessed with" politics and the 2020 election: "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019


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It's sick all right. And I don't mean it the way Taylor means it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (ClOmq)

326 295 They don't and never will have a coherent response to ' How is it that the most racist country in the world elected a Black man to be President twice? '
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:37 AM (8w3qu)

as he was half black we really only get credit for electing 1 black

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (JFO2v)

327 America is so racist, we elected a black president, in any given week 75% of top 40 songs are black artists, the NFL which is 70% black is the #1 form of entertainment, every college has an affirmative action program, every corporation of significant size has a diversity/affirmative action department.

But yeah man, it's as if the KKK runs the country.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (FiUMj)

328 #312 Wrong about one thing right off the bat -- he was young enough (and apparently a friend of Peter's) to have been in the Great Northern War. I thought his clothes and wig looked more 1740s but the date is circa 1725!

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (Dh1wo)

329 Researchers say they stopped a broad range of enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.


********

Except for that one mutant enterovirus that doesn't need that one particular protein. And when that one starts replicating hold on to your hats. The Uncommon Cold!

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (m45I2)

330 That bull went 18 miles in 14 hours.....not much of an aggressive chase.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (FTlwv)

331 as he was half black we really only get credit for electing 1 black

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (JFO2v)



Don't forget Michael.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (lwiT4)

332 He seems full of himself. Must be the pompadour.


Some people call him Maurice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:44 AM (keFtY)

333
... he was the villainous target of Redford and Newman's scam in The Sting, and he played Henry VIII in A Man For All Seasons


Doyle Lonigan. He was great in both roles.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 18, 2019 10:45 AM (pNxlR)

334 -
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Nice medals. Which wars?


Posted by: Someguy at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM

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I got those for beating Canelo, twice.

Posted by: Golovkin at September 18, 2019 10:45 AM (pMGkg)

335 Hey TSwift, don't you have to get busy re-writing Teardrops On My Guitar for the 78th time or something?

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:45 AM (DU2N9)

336 Democrats are sick in the head. She is correct.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 10:45 AM (FiUMj)

337 "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"

I have no idea what this translates to.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

It means 'I'm an airhead...buy my records."

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 10:45 AM (cF8AT)

338
There's also the possibility that they aren't valour awards but heredity or linked to the Civil Service position but the cross looks like a military award rather than a knighthood type of honour that the "breast star" might be.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (Dh1wo)


So basically Stolen Valor.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (9VeU0)

339 "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"



I have no idea what this translates to.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

Proof that Taylor is in arrested development , about age 15 I'd say. Sadly, these seems to be par for the course for people who enter movie and show business as children and become wildly successful.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (uGKjl)

340 I take it that cucks like to summer in NH, then?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:35 AM (U6RC9)

The cucks' wives summer in NH, the cucks stay in their sheds.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (tVQUs)

341 big 80's! big hair!

(1680's, that is.)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (Pg+x7)

342 First Squawk @FirstSquawk
43s
SAUDI DEFENSE MINISTRY SPOKESMAN SAYS DRONES USED IN ARAMCO ATTACKS WERE IRANIAN DELTA WING UAV || SAYS UAVS CAME FROM THE NORTH TO THE SOUTH
******
I believe shit is about to get real

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (BqBId)

343 satanic New York Yankees fan

A tad redundant.

Posted by: Mets fan at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (W7OtL)

344 Ooh, lovely portrait. The eyes make it, and the expression.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at September 18, 2019 09:34 AM (rP4OC)

Indeed. A fine work of art. No snark.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (jEgzt)

345 You want to see sick? See the crowd waiting to get into a Taylor Swift concert. Of course a lot of tween and teen girls.

And shitloads of dudes in tutus and glitter. I shit you not.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (9VeU0)

346
I believe shit is about to get real
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit


Don't want no pseudoshit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (aKsyK)

347 I believe shit is about to get real

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (BqBId)

Trump just announced new sanctions on Iran this morning. He wouldn't be going the sanctions route if war was imminent. In fact I think he just told the war hawks to pound sand.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (CQ3Qb)

348 Um, why would a sick democrat need to go to the mall? Falafel infusion?

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (nRWPy)

349 The History Buffs guy on Youtube has a great review of Death of Stalin. All of his stuff is good.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:41 AM (CQ3Qb)

His best review IMO was for "Gettysburg". I think he spends too much time on history lectures and not enough on analyzing the historical accuracy. His "Master & Commander" was good too.

Posted by: Kris at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (OyyDO)

350 and he played Henry VIII in A Man For All Seasons.


I love that movie. It's as if my in-laws were royalty.

Pure dysfunction.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (keFtY)

351 339 "We need to just be like, 'You're a Democrat? Sick. Get in the car. We're going to the mall.'"

I have no idea what this translates to.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2019 10:43 AM (lwiT4)

Proof that Taylor is in arrested development , about age 15 I'd say. Sadly, these seems to be par for the course for people who enter movie and show business as children and become wildly successful.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 18, 2019


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*

As, I think, Kid Rock pointed out, Taylor wants to be in more movies, so she's cozying up to the Dems who run Hollywood. (Personally I'd love to see her play Nicole Kidman's granddaughter in something -- the gap between their ages, 52 vs. 30, could work for a mother-daughter scenario, though.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (ClOmq)

352 I believe shit is about to get real
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit

Don't want no pseudoshit.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Isn't pseudoshit just a fart?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (Z65m4)

353 Wait, no. I'm thinking of The Lion in Winter.


Nevermind.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (keFtY)

354 I think I saw something in passing yesterday about neverTrumpers complaining about Corey Lewandowski being disrespectful of Congress.
First of all how can any sane person not hold fat, repulsive, piece of human trash Jerry Nadler in contempt?
Are there legal requirements that Congress scum must be addressed respectfully.
I think it's well past time that people should start treating people like Nadler like the vile trash they are.

Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (Uu+Jp)

355 Democrats aren't going to like this news. Normals will, though.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4qwghnf

Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (NVYyb)

356 I have no idea what this translates to.

Posted by: grammie winger


*********


Right index finger in left palm, tap, tap, tap. Hook 'em Horns. "OK" sign, index finger of other hand through the hole, open palm vertical squiggle, twice. Dolphin leaps right to left then left to right. Two fingers up bunny hop, hands in armpits flap elbows, flap, flap. Thumb and finger "L" to forehead, tap, tap, tap, squiggle, mark of Zorro in the air, hesitate, catch breath.

Thumbs in ears waggle fingers, thumb and pinkie "Hang Loose" waggle,

Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (m45I2)

357 Heh heh. Lewandowski ripped CNN's Alyson Camerota a new one this morning. Vid at NewsBusters.

He fights.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (u//oP)

358 347 I believe shit is about to get real

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:46 AM (BqBId)

Trump just announced new sanctions on Iran this morning. He wouldn't be going the sanctions route if war was imminent. In fact I think he just told the war hawks to pound sand.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (CQ3Qb)

They're not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

359 could work for a mother-daughter scenario, though.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM (ClOmq)


Go on....

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (9VeU0)

360 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (aKsyK)
******
That is always a good plan

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (BqBId)

361 I think I saw something in passing yesterday about neverTrumpers complaining about Corey Lewandowski being disrespectful of Congress.
First of all how can any sane person not hold fat, repulsive, piece of human trash Jerry Nadler in contempt?
Are there legal requirements that Congress scum must be addressed respectfully.
I think it's well past time that people should start treating people like Nadler like the vile trash they are.
Posted by: N.L. Urker. I will urk until I can't urk anymore. at September 18, 2019 10:49

Penis-look-a-like The Rick Wilson had a cow yesterday about Corey---that's how effective he was.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (NFEMn)

362 (Personally I'd love to see her play Nicole Kidman's granddaughter in something -- the gap between their ages, 52 vs. 30, could work for a mother-daughter scenario, though.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius


She could hook up with BangBros and do a mother/daughter/boyfriend movie.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (Z65m4)

363 Researchers say they stopped a broad range of
enteroviruses, including rhinoviruses, from replicating inside human
cells by disabling a protein in the mammalian cells that all
enteroviruses appear to need in order to replicate.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

What else does that protein do?

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (cAnuB)

364 They're (war and sanctions) not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

My thinking precisely.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (DU2N9)

365 355 Democrats aren't going to like this news. Normals will, though.


https://preview.tinyurl.com/y4qwghnf
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (NVYyb)

I think he's up to his third overdosed black male prostitute. You and I would be serving time, but rich lefty donor gets a couple of passes.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (RD7QR)

366 356 - never not funny

Posted by: josephistan at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (7HtZB)

367 -
--

I believe shit is about to get real

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit



Don't want no pseudoshit.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.







Isn't pseudoshit just a fart?


Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:48 AM

-----------------

I believe it lets you do some elevated Linux crap.

Posted by: irright at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (pMGkg)

368 And shitloads of dudes in tutus and glitter. I shit you not.



I am so grateful that my three sons never ate soy. What has happened when your son wears glitter and tutus? Statistically, that can only be about 1/10 of 1.3% of the population. So wtf

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (nRWPy)

369 She could hook up with BangBros and do a mother/daughter/boyfriend movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (Z65m4)

Is it true they offered a bunch of money for the naming rights to the Dolphins stadium?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (k76MH)

370 Trump just announced new sanctions on Iran this morning. He wouldn't be going the sanctions route if war was imminent. In fact I think he just told the war hawks to pound sand.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (CQ3Qb)

They're not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

I agree. Also, if Iran tries any more funny stuff, they WILL be pounded--and without warning.

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (NFEMn)

371 They're not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.
Posted by: joncelli,

The Saudis need more than hand holding

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (cAnuB)

372 She could hook up with BangBros and do a mother/daughter/boyfriend movie.


Pizza Delivery Guy wept.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:51 AM (keFtY)

373 Nice wig, Nancy

Posted by: Chris W at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (FPtHm)

374 Trump just announced new sanctions on Iran this morning. He wouldn't be going the sanctions route if war was imminent. In fact I think he just told the war hawks to pound sand.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (CQ3Qb)
*******
So now that I have Peace at any cost person here, why do you want to kick the Iran can down the road?? in 6 months, 2 years, 6 years anyone with a functional IQ knows that Iran is going to have to be dealt with

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)

375 Is it true they offered a bunch of money for the naming rights to the Dolphins stadium?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?


$10 million.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (Z65m4)

376 Can't believe the chancellor's wife le him leave the house with his hair like that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (KBY7Z)

377 They're not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

I disagree about the mutually exclusive part. You don't announce new sanctions and then immediately start dropping bombs. I don't mind sharing all the intel we have with the Saudi's though, that's what allies do.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (CQ3Qb)

378 OUCH! New Trump Campaign Video DESTROYS Joe Biden

https://tinyurl.com/y48ea9ss

Scroll to the bottom of the page.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 10:53 AM (cF8AT)

379 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (TVsf3)

Both POC.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 10:54 AM (jEgzt)

380 BTW, people are gleefully doxxing the host and attendees of the Trump fundraiser last night on Twitter, as expecting.

Posted by: Fred from Mumbai at September 18, 2019 10:54 AM (ZGrMX)

381 So now that I have Peace at any cost person here, why do you want to kick the Iran can down the road?? in 6 months, 2 years, 6 years anyone with a functional IQ knows that Iran is going to have to be dealt with
Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)


Sell me on the "Iran attacked Saudi Arabia so the US needs to go to war" thing again.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:54 AM (9VeU0)

382 Donald Trump has of his associates haukled before Congress over nothing.

Dem candidates can pal around with and accept money from serial killers and - no big deal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (tnCk2)

383 Lewandowski owned fat Jerry. And of course the NTers hate it. Fuck them.

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (KBY7Z)

384 New Trump Campaign Video DESTROYS Joe Biden

Then again, Joe Biden destroys Joe Biden.

Also, they really oughta wait on this until he's locked in as the nominee.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (ZGrMX)

385 They're not mutually exclusive, and we could just be holding the Saudis' hand while they do the actual strike.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 18, 2019 10:49 AM (RD7QR)

If Trump didn't lob a couple of missiles at Iran after they shot down our multi million dollar drone he's not going to do it for damage to a Saudi refinery.
( My opinion that Trump erred by not responding with some retaliatory force after the drone shoot down)

Expect Iran to continue to poke a finger in Trump's chest until he has no choice though.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (8w3qu)

386 BTW, people are gleefully doxxing the host and attendees of the Trump fundraiser last night on Twitter, as expecting.
Posted by: Fred from Mumbai

Good way to get them to write another check

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (cAnuB)

387 So now that I have Peace at any cost person here,
why do you want to kick the Iran can down the road?? in 6 months, 2
years, 6 years anyone with a functional IQ knows that Iran is going to
have to be dealt with

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)

Right off the bat with ad hominem. As if not wanting the US in another middle-eastern war is some sort of insult. When will you be enlisting?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (CQ3Qb)

388 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (KBY7Z)

389

Sept. 18 is National Cheeseburger Day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:56 AM (aKsyK)

390 Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:54 AM (9VeU0)
******
Yep that is the only thing that Iran has done Chuckles ! Bye Now

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:56 AM (BqBId)

391 ( My opinion that Trump erred by not responding with some retaliatory force after the drone shoot down)

Expect Iran to continue to poke a finger in Trump's chest until he has no choice though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (8w3qu)


That presumes we didn't do anything. That rocket launch that blew up on the pad? Could have been us.

Or maybe not.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (9VeU0)

392 /sock

Later all-

Endeavour to persevere

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (m45I2)

393 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

That's not breaking, that's been true for years.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (ZGrMX)

394 What's in it for us if we attack Iran?

Aside from the Saudi Royal Orchestra playing "Onward Christian Soldiers?"

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (C+We0)

395 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn. Nice. Swell. Great job vetting those candidates, folks.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (DU2N9)

396 389

Sept. 18 is National Cheeseburger Day
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:56 AM (aKsyK)
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Thanks for the heads up! Makes my lunch choice a little easier.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (G0vdT)

397 362 (Personally I'd love to see her play Nicole Kidman's granddaughter in something -- the gap between their ages, 52 vs. 30, could work for a mother-daughter scenario, though.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

She could hook up with BangBros and do a mother/daughter/boyfriend movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019


*
*

It's a crying shame for me to admit it, but I didn't immediately think of this when I wrote "mother/daughter scenario." I was thinking clean. I apologize.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (ClOmq)

398 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

That's not breaking, that's been true for years.
Posted by: Ian S.


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (Z65m4)

399 Don't forget today's limerick, if you are in need of a chuckle.

Link in nick

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (m45I2)

400 Sept. 18 is National Cheeseburger Day
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2019 10:56 AM (aKsyK)

I think I'll celebrate by doing the greenies a favor and hitting up Chick-Fil-A for lunch.

Then give the greenies the finger by eating a nice triple decker burger for dinner.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (k76MH)

401 That presumes we didn't do anything. That rocket launch that blew up on the pad? Could have been us.

Our "intelligence community" has been proven to be neither intelligent nor a community. It was the Mossad if it wasn't a Palestinian-style "work accident".

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (ZGrMX)

402
Expect Iran to continue to poke a finger in Trump's chest until he has no choice though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (8w3qu)

-------

They will. And I don't mind retaliatory/punitive strikes, as long as Trump makes no commitment to engage on a continuing basis, and doesn't make our involvement contingent on regime change. I think he's smart enough to avoid that though - he has been thus far.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (tnCk2)

403 Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 10:52 AM (BqBId)

Are you sure the mullahs will be in charge in 2 years? I was in Desert Storm. What a waste.

Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (YadXD)

404 What's in it for us if we attack Iran?


Retribution.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (keFtY)

405 Aggressive Bull Killed after leading Police on 14-hour, 18 mile chase through three NH towns:

>>>>>

Nooooooooo!

Posted by: david french at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (6OoFY)

406 I'm too sexy for my shirt....

You go, Chancellor!

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at September 18, 2019 10:59 AM (zL/eJ)

407 Vox@voxdotcom
How Fox News twisted the Kavanaugh scandal into a way to attack the New York Times

-
I applaud the baldface bullshit of this twat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)

408 Mom (at least the pic I saw) is...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 18, 2019 09:48 AM (6qErC)

The crazy had to come from somewhere. Great's sister is batshit crazy, too. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 10:59 AM (jEgzt)

409 Expect Iran to continue to poke a finger in Trump's chest until he has no choice though.
Posted by: Pig

At which point the US population would approve a massive response that leaves the Iranian people looking up at Somalia. Maybe a week before the election ...

Posted by: Jean at September 18, 2019 10:59 AM (cAnuB)

410 China wants us to attack Iran. It would hurt Trump. They want trump out.

Posted by: dagny at September 18, 2019 11:00 AM (nRWPy)

411 Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (9VeU0

Not likely .

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:00 AM (8w3qu)

412 -
--
Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!


Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM

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I understand Amazon sells a button you can punch and she just shows up at your house!

Posted by: Totally Dementia-Free Joe Biden at September 18, 2019 11:00 AM (pMGkg)

413 Also, they really oughta wait on this until he's locked in as the nominee.
Posted by: Ian S.
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I'm puzzled by this also. It seems that the strategy is that any other candidate would be easier to overcome?

This may or may not be true, but it certainly entails some risk.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 18, 2019 11:00 AM (xSo9G)

414 395 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn. Nice. Swell. Great job vetting those candidates, folks.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (DU2N9)

=========

State senators get vetted?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:00 AM (q80AH)

415 I applaud the baldface bullshit of this twat.

Reset the "days since Vox has had a loss of credibility" sign again.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

416 345 You want to see sick? See the crowd waiting to get into a Taylor Swift concert. Of course a lot of tween and teen girls.

And shitloads of dudes in tutus and glitter. I shit you not.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 10:47 AM (9VeU0)

__

Can confirm. Took a kid to her concert last year. Although I will say girlfriend knows how to put on a show. Very well done.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (FiUMj)

417 What's in it for us if we attack Iran?

Attacking? Sanctioning, Targeted Strikes. Things that go boom in the night.

Stopping another out of control Demagogued regime. Stop the appeasement.

It's not a matter of if, but of: Pay me now, or Pay me Later

Never good to pay later

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (85Gof)

418 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn.


I assume it is true but, we have reached the point where if I was a prominent anti-deepstater, I wouldn't even own a computer or tablet phone. It is so easy for the intelligence services to plant stuff like that on your devices and presto, you're a criminal pervert.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (keFtY)

419 Reset the "days since Vox has had a loss of credibility" sign again.
Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (ZGrMX)

It was ever above 0?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (k76MH)

420 Vox@voxdotcom

How Fox News twisted the Kavanaugh scandal into a way to attack the New York Times


Behold! The "logic" followed by millennials (many of who get their news from Vox and the like, almost exclusively, because thank you iPhone feeds) everywhere.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (DU2N9)

421 The Joe, living dangerously doctrine for war in 2019:

If a country is acting in such a manner that it merits US military involvement, instead of becoming involved directly, offer Kim Jung Un logistical support for North Korea to engage in said military action in the selected country in exchange for lifting of US sanctions on the DPRK.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (KUaJL)

422 Are you sure the mullahs will be in charge in 2 years? I was in Desert Storm. What a waste.
Posted by: clutch at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (YadXD)
*******
Yes, Yes I am & thank you for your service, I had a cousin in Desert Storm too & a son of a cousin in the Iraq war, My Dad & his 2 brothers were WW2 Vets & My Mom's brothers all 4 were WW2 vets. I don't say these thing willy nilly & don't think about the cost

Posted by: Deep State is in Deep Shit at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (BqBId)

423

Just gotta share this, it was SO great.


At our local airport yesterday I had the honor to walk through and inspect the B17G Aluminum Overcast.

It was there for 1 day only and offered flights for groups of 10. Couldn't swing the money, I was unaware it was here until a buddy called and told me.
This aircraft is a representation of the original B17 that was shot down on a bombing mission. This version was delivered to the Air Force on May 18 1945 and saw no combat, it has been configured to the original's specs in every way, though.

Walking through history.

Posted by: irongrampa at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (KATBx)

424 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

That's not breaking, that's been true for years.
Posted by: Ian S.


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM


53 and that ass! Damn!

Posted by: Minnfidel at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (KBY7Z)

425 I assume it is true but, we have reached the point
where if I was a prominent anti-deepstater, I wouldn't even own a
computer or tablet phone. It is so easy for the intelligence services
to plant stuff like that on your devices and presto, you're a criminal
pervert.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:01 AM (keFtY)

He pretty much admits to it. "I've been going through some issues..."

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (DU2N9)

426 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

Posted by: Minnfidel>>
I'll get the hose.

Posted by: FrodoB, learning to reload at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (r0EWQ)

427 395 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn. Nice. Swell. Great job vetting those candidates, folks.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (DU2N9)

__

What's the big deal? I mean this is an outrage!!

Posted by: Sen. Menendez (D-NJ) at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (FiUMj)

428 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn. Nice. Swell. Great job vetting those candidates, folks.
Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 10:57 AM (DU2N9)

=========

State senators get vetted?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


He didn't mention it on the questionnaire!

Posted by: Capt. Obvious at September 18, 2019 11:03 AM (W7OtL)

429 379 Sarah is pimping Greta Thunberg as the Second Cumming.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 18, 2019 09:40 AM (TVsf3)

Both POC.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 10:54 AM (jEgzt)

We all know that Elijah is the First Cummings.

Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 11:03 AM (Kpl3J)

430
It's not a matter of if, but of: Pay me now, or Pay me Later 

Never good to pay later

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18,

Fuck yeah!

Fire up the war pig!

Posted by: McCain at September 18, 2019 11:03 AM (HJ38S)

431 He pretty much admits to it. "I've been going through some issues..."


I'm sure. I was lamenting the easy with which this could be done.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:04 AM (keFtY)

432 a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn.


Was his name Ed Buck? Oh wait, that's the murdering Homo pervert big money Dem donor.

If you want to have a comparison of Party perverts you're going to out perv the GOP by a million miles.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:04 AM (8w3qu)

433
Can confirm. Took a kid to her concert last year. Although I will say girlfriend knows how to put on a show. Very well done.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019


*
*

Taylor is glamour personified. She has talent: Her first couple of singles all those years ago were neat to listen to. I have no idea what she writes about these days, other than a vague impression it's about breaking up with yet another guy, and that's part of why her stuff appeals to the teen/tween girls.

And she connects with her fans via Twitter a lot, too, so any given teen girl has a chance, however small, of getting an actual tweet from her about something. So she understands how to use social media.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:05 AM (ClOmq)

434 Iran. Saudi Arabia.

Not our circus. Not our camels.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 18, 2019 11:06 AM (BsFLV)

435 428 So a Republican state senator was just arrested for possession and distribution of kiddie porn. Nice. Swell. Great job vetting those candidates, folks.


to be fair, this is a PA state Republican...those are pretty much democrats

but yeah, not too proud over here. awful.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 11:07 AM (Rarvo)

436 Apropos of nothing, my little town just voted to raise our millage by 20%, for the children. My no vote side lost by just 300 votes.

Pardon my French but, Fucking Yankee Transplants.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:07 AM (keFtY)

437 It's cheeborger cheeborger day? Can I has cheeps? And Petsi?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at September 18, 2019 11:07 AM (u//oP)

438 Last Man on Earth = Vampires
Omega Man = Mutants

I an Legend = Zombies

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019 11:07 AM (gmo/4)

439 438 Last Man on Earth = Vampires
Omega Man = Mutants

I an Legend = Zombies

Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019


*
*

Yet all three are based on the same Richard Matheson novel. Weird.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

440 I saw Megan McCain last night on TeeVee. It was horrid. Had her hair in a bun revealing her dark roots. But her arms work.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (yRAFu)

441 Expect Iran to continue to poke a finger in Trump's chest until he has no choice though.
Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 10:55 AM (8w3qu)
-------
They will. And I don't mind retaliatory/punitive strikes, as long as Trump makes no commitment to engage on a continuing basis, and doesn't make our involvement contingent on regime change. I think he's smart enough to avoid that though - he has been thus far.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM (tnCk2)

It amazes me how calmly Trump has been able to play this - he may be the most anti-war President in a century. I think the biggest factor arguing AGAINST any strong military action at this time is that Israel is, for the moment, locked in total political chaos. They can't be counted on to do anything until that gets resolved, and yet their involvement would be crucial if any large scale war were to break out.

Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)

442 300 Johnathan Pryce's best movie was Brazil
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 18, 2019 10:38

...

Or Baron Munchausen, but it's a question of lead vs supporting actor.

Terry Gilliam seems to always want to use him.

And that portrait is dead ass Jonathan Pryce

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (hr5kG)

443 I an Legend = Zombies


Fast Zombies aren't really zombies to me.

Zombies have to shamble about.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (keFtY)

444 Posted by: Sen. Menendez (D-NJ) at September 18, 2019 11:02 AM (FiUMj)


Well yeah, double-standards of course. Nothing new.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (DU2N9)

445 Don't forget today's limerick, if you are in need of a chuckle.

Link in nick

Posted by: Muldoon at September 18, 2019 10:58 AM


*****

I can attest to this.
It's now on my favorites list.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (axyOa)

446 Pardon my French but, Fucking Yankee Transplants.
--------------------
They are pod people. Shoot them.

Posted by: Puddin Head at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (yRAFu)

447 Yet all three are based on the same Richard Matheson novel. Weird.


The first one was truest to the book.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (keFtY)

448 I have no idea what she writes about these days, other than a vague impression it's about breaking up with yet another guy, and that's part of why her stuff appeals to the teen/tween girls.

There's a running joke that she dates guys specifically to break up with so she can write another album.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (ZGrMX)

449 442 300 Johnathan Pryce's best movie was Brazil
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 18, 2019 10:38

...

Or Baron Munchausen, but it's a question of lead vs supporting actor.

Terry Gilliam seems to always want to use him.

And that portrait is dead ass Jonathan Pryce
Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2019 11:09 AM (hr5kG)

==========

The Man Who Killed Don Quixote was underappreciated as well. He made a wonderful pseudo-Quixote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (q80AH)

450 Headline:

"Sanders Campaign Wracked By Dissension"

Poor Bernie, looks like its going to be a Biden vs Warren fight. Warren stole your thunder Bernie.

I hope he sends the Democrat convention into chaos next year.

Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (G0vdT)

451 439 438 Last Man on Earth = Vampires
Omega Man = Mutants
I an Legend = Zombies
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019
*
*
Yet all three are based on the same Richard Matheson novel. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

And NONE of them had the guts to give it the ending that Matheson actually wrote for it - and which was always the most appropriate ending of all.

Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

452 450 Headline:

"Sanders Campaign Wracked By Dissension"

Poor Bernie, looks like its going to be a Biden vs Warren fight. Warren stole your thunder Bernie.

I hope he sends the Democrat convention into chaos next year.
Posted by: WisRich at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (G0vdT)

==========

Pissing off Bernie bros in 2016 will hopefully continue to bite Democrats for years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (q80AH)

453 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

Posted by: Minnfidel

*****

I am having impure thoughts.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (axyOa)

454 451 Yet all three are based on the same Richard Matheson novel. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

And NONE of them had the guts to give it the ending that Matheson actually wrote for it - and which was always the most appropriate ending of all.
Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (Kpl3J)

========

I Am Legend with Smith got reasonably close. Or the alternate ending, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:11 AM (q80AH)

455 451 439 438 Last Man on Earth = Vampires
Omega Man = Mutants
I an Legend = Zombies
Posted by: Archer at September 18, 2019
*
*
Yet all three are based on the same Richard Matheson novel. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:08 AM (ClOmq)

And NONE of them had the guts to give it the ending that Matheson actually wrote for it - and which was always the most appropriate ending of all.
Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019


*
*

There's a paperback edition on my shelves; I need to go back and read it again.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)

456 Iran is our rodeo.

Half our troops killed and wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan have been killed by Iranians or Iranian tech.

We owe them.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 11:11 AM (Mo1SD)

457 407 Vox@voxdotcom
How Fox News twisted the Kavanaugh scandal into a way to attack the New York Times

-
I applaud the baldface bullshit of this twat.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 18, 2019 10:59 AM (+y/Ru)

Guess who's pimping that article on Twitter?

https://tinyurl.com/yxj9e96c

She's taking a HUGE beating in the replies.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 11:12 AM (cF8AT)

458 I liked Pryce a lot in Something Wicked This Way Comes, one of his earliest films.

Posted by: Ulysses Simpson Grant at September 18, 2019 11:12 AM (Kpl3J)

459 Fast Zombies are more like Reavers than undead.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:12 AM (keFtY)

460 "We tried to reach out to the man who died in this pursuit but he was unavailable for comment"

Ahhh, the media.

Posted by: adobe juan kenobe at September 18, 2019 11:13 AM (ufh+P)

461 436 Apropos of nothing, my little town just voted to raise our millage by 20%, for the children. My no vote side lost by just 300 votes.

Pardon my French but, Fucking Yankee Transplants.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:07 AM (keFtY)


____

Welcome to my world for the last 10 years. Every year or two a bond measure goes up FOR THE CHILDREN. Every time it passes with 65-70%. In a county that voted for Trump by 20%. The stupidity is everywhere. I have never seen one of these votes ever get defeated. Slap the word education or children on the title, and the fucker is guaranteed to pass.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:13 AM (FiUMj)

462 Pissing off Bernie bros in 2016 will hopefully continue to bite Democrats for years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, The Winter Soldier with a new arm at September 18, 2019 11:10 AM (

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It's caused all their current problems. The Dems never had their NPCs bite their hand before... they were shocked and traumatized, and are in chaos as a result.

So, for that, I thank the sweaty old coot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2019 11:13 AM (U6RC9)

463 Iran is our rodeo.


two wrongs don't make a right; our troops should not be in Afghanistan nor Iraq either. and if they are there, the ROE ought to be set MUCH differently.

missile strikes are fine, anything else tactical and destabiliizing

actually warring vs them is a total tar baby. then we'd be in THREE shithole countries over there for decades and decades

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 11:13 AM (Rarvo)

464 I think Trump is playing this wisely. His critics are calling him either a pussy or a warmonger and he is neither.
His patience with Iran is not bottomless, and they are on notice. One more slip up and they are going to be hit hard and where it hurts--and without further warning.

He will NOT get us bogged down in a war to "bring democracy."

Posted by: JoeF. at September 18, 2019 11:13 AM (NFEMn)

465 #312 #328 Darn! Wiki bio doesn't list his honours; and looking for images of Russian awards and decorations was a PITA even trying to find just the ones pre-1730.

There were a few cross decorations but none had a blue ribbon and they seem to be from mid-century and later; the breast star might be some type of Order of St Andrew but the ones I saw online didn't have such a crude "X" St Andrew's cross on them. (And he's not wearing the blue silk shoulder ribbon that comes with the order.)

Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Dh1wo)

466 I agree with restraint regard to the attack on the Saudi refineries but it is against everything I believe in that we didn't do anything after they shot down our drone. Same feeling during Obama's reign of incompetence after they captured our patrol boat and humiliated us before releasing the sailors.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (8w3qu)

467 Guess who's pimping that article on Twitter?

https://tinyurl.com/yxj9e96c

She's taking a HUGE beating in the replies.

Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 11:12 AM


****

Bwahahaha!!!!

Best retort of all is: "You're really bad at this."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (axyOa)

468 "Sanders Campaign Wracked By Dissension"

___

Someone dared suggest we don't go full communism?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker - Not In My Purview at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (FiUMj)

469 I see Jonathan Pryce in a wig. But I see others have already said the same. that's what I get for showing up late to an art exhibit.

It's like showing up and saying that Ric Ocasek is dead after forty others have already announced it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, With a Broken Brain at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (xPJvm)

470 btw "LiarLewandoski" is trending right now FYI

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Rarvo)

471 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

Posted by: Minnfidel


*consults teh interwebs*

*nods*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2019 11:15 AM (ejd/p)

472 Guess who's pimping that article on Twitter?



https://tinyurl.com/yxj9e96c



She's taking a HUGE beating in the replies.



Posted by: Tami at September 18, 2019 11:12 AM





****



Bwahahaha!!!!



Best retort of all is: "You're really bad at this."

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (axyOa)

That was, indeed, a great response.
Mollie H is eating her lunch with this as well.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:15 AM (DU2N9)

473 There's a paperback edition on my shelves; I need to go back and read it again.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 18, 2019 11:11 AM (ClOmq)

(sock off)

As I recall it simply, at the end the "Last Human" realizes that what has actually happened is that humanity has changed into another form - they are not monsters, HE is now the monster, HE is the one who comes in the night, who kills women and children at random, who inspires terror everywhere. He realizes, at the end, that to this new breed of humanity, "I Am Legend."

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:16 AM (Kpl3J)

474 btw "LiarLewandoski" is trending right now FYI

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Rarvo)

Because of course it is.

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:16 AM (DU2N9)

475 Breaking. Stacey Dash is HOT!

Posted by: Minnfidel

*****

I am having impure thoughts.

*********

And, her mountain range ain't bad either....

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (zL/eJ)

476 btw "LiarLewandoski" is trending right now FYI

Imagine being in a political position where you have to defend Nadler, with his pants hiked up to his nipples.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM (ZGrMX)

477 And, her mountain range ain't bad either....

I would definitely hike those Appalachians.

Posted by: Mark Sanford at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (ZGrMX)

478 Gorilla Pundit is up

Posted by: DocJ at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (DU2N9)

479 btw "LiarLewandoski" is trending right now FYI



NPC code update went out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 18, 2019 11:18 AM (keFtY)

480 456 Iran is our rodeo.

Half our troops killed and wounded in Iraq and Afghanistan have been killed by Iranians or Iranian tech.

We owe them.
Posted by: Sharkman at September

..

Yeah. I would think our boys would be motivated for payback.

I've heard many say Iran is like the size of California and that a ground war would be interminable. I assume they are correct.

I'm also the sort that thinks you hit back with way. Way, way more force than you were hit, and that nothing says disproportionate response like nuking a port every now and then.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (hr5kG)

481 There were a few cross decorations but none had a blue ribbon and they seem to be from mid-century and later; the breast star might be some type of Order of St Andrew but the ones I saw online didn't have such a crude "X" St Andrew's cross on them. (And he's not wearing the blue silk shoulder ribbon that comes with the order.)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Dh1wo)

I think it was the Catherine the Great Mighty Aggressive Bull medal.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)

482 missile strikes are fine, anything else tactical and destabiliizing

actually warring vs them is a total tar baby. then we'd be in THREE shithole countries over there for decades and decades

Posted by: BlackOrchid


I am fine with pulling out all ground troops in the ME and doing everything from the air.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (Mo1SD)

483 -
--
Imagine being in a political position where you have to defend Nadler, with his pants hiked up to his nipples.


Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2019 11:17 AM

-------------------------

Don't knock it till you try it. Keeps the pants up and the nipples warm.

Posted by: Toasty-Teats Nadler at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (pMGkg)

484 474 btw "LiarLewandoski" is trending right now FYI

Posted by: BlackOrchid at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (Rarvo)

Because of course it is.
Posted by: DocJ at September

...

You know those trending metrics are fake news too.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (hr5kG)

485 As I recall it simply, at the end the "Last Human" realizes that what has actually happened is that humanity has changed into another form - they are not monsters, HE is now the monster, HE is the one who comes in the night, who kills women and children at random, who inspires terror everywhere. He realizes, at the end, that to this new breed of humanity, "I Am Legend."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:16 AM (Kpl3J)


Well no need to read it now.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (9VeU0)

486 Iran needs putting down like a rabid dog

Posted by: Sharkman at September 18, 2019 11:23 AM (Mo1SD)

487 I am all for Saudi Arabia knocking some Iranian dicks in the dirt.

Guidance and targeting information provided by the US of A. Don't even object to Tomahawk fires from the Gulf in support.

But the Saudis got hit. The Saudis gotta do it.

Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (9VeU0)

488 466
I agree with restraint regard to the attack on the Saudi refineries but
it is against everything I believe in that we didn't do anything after
they shot down our drone. Same feeling during Obama's reign of
incompetence after they captured our patrol boat and humiliated us
before releasing the sailors.

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:14 AM (8w3qu)


Shooting down a remote-controlled airplane is not the same thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (CQ3Qb)

489 485 As I recall it simply, at the end the "Last Human" realizes that what has actually happened is that humanity has changed into another form - they are not monsters, HE is now the monster, HE is the one who comes in the night, who kills women and children at random, who inspires terror everywhere. He realizes, at the end, that to this new breed of humanity, "I Am Legend."
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2019 11:16 AM (Kpl3J)

Well no need to read it now.
Posted by: blaster at September 18, 2019 11:21 AM (9VeU0)

Next your are going to tell me Bernie WAS dead the whole weekend!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (JFO2v)

490 Shooting down a remote-controlled airplane is not the same thing.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (CQ3Qb)

LOLGFY

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (8w3qu)

491 The three dem candidates that went on Rubin are only 90% full of shit, and the rest are 100%

If Ted Cruz runs in 2024 then the GOP will raise the bar for authenticity in candidates (hard to believe I know). The dems will get pulled in the correct direction, but since they are all clueless grubby misanthropes it will be too little too late.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 18, 2019 11:26 AM (F/mN6)

492 She could hook up with BangBros and do a mother/daughter/boyfriend movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2019 10:50 AM (Z65m4)

Highest and best use of her talents.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 18, 2019 11:27 AM (jEgzt)

493 Thunberg, aaaaah
Thunberg, aaaaah
Thunberg, aaaaah

I was caught
In the middle of a railroad track (Thunberg!)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Thunberg!)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Thunberg!)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you

Posted by: stumck at September 18, 2019 11:53 AM (w9Wax)

494 490
Shooting down a remote-controlled airplane is not the same thing.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 11:24 AM (CQ3Qb)



LOLGFY

Posted by: Pig to man dreaming of lions at September 18, 2019 11:25 AM (8w3qu)


Take it up with Trump, he agrees with me.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 18, 2019 12:02 PM (CQ3Qb)

495 I suspect that working for Peter the Great is valor enough for any medal. Pete did not suffer fools gladly.

Posted by: mrp at September 18, 2019 12:13 PM (Pqytn)

496
I thought Chancellor Golovkin was a Klingon.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at September 18, 2019 12:17 PM (1hM1d)

497 Looks like the governor from Pirates of the Caribbean.

Posted by: bear gryllis at September 18, 2019 01:23 PM (HTIwV)

498 He is wearing a Malties Cross

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at September 18, 2019 05:00 PM (wGqjj)

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